I
I
Want to pull up
I love birds.
I love birds.
Got him? Hey.
It's weekend chat.
I don't feel it.
I don't feel it. It's weekend.
I'm feeling good!
How many of y'all had class today? Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!
How are you? It's such a good mood now. I'm tired.
Don't go to sleep.
I'm tired. I'll go to sleep.
I don't know why I'm so sleepy, gang.
I skipped the class today.
Bruh, I've seen Jason Tiddum from my first game back in that season.
I'm gonna get you like
Little restriction, but that's crazy
I know I know yes, I got a donkey on bonanza, but don't tell her
Oh, yeah, I did this
You know
If he doesn't evil, yes.
That is my game of the year, especially.
Especially.
Especially, she says, GK55, she said, I was ready to call you on my birthday, it's everybody's birthday, I'm so sad.
First of all, chat, everybody chat right now, say happy birthday to Paige Uweji.
Everybody right now say happy birthday to Paige Uweji.
Call her asshole.
Are you going live tonight Paige?
everybody in chat tell auntie happy birthday she was live earlier wait Geo
you gonna give her my note she was live earlier I wrote I wrote you a note on a
piece of paper and I what the fuck did you see my note peaf off I took a picture
that bitch. Reggie dissed you. What did Reggie say? You're capping. Well now you can give
it to her. P-5, what are you about right now, brother? You in your state? Did it come
with Donkey Kong? Bonanza. What do you mean shh? There's no, it's not a ruin. If I
just fucking give her all her happy brotherhood and tell her it gets now because that's
basically what the note was gay the fuck page I mean chat cell page happy 30th
birthday what should I have a 30th birthday little big sis I'll be having
amazing day you know that caught your reaction to his video wait ready as he
said some shit happy 30 yes yes auntie aunties 30 I mean I think she's like 25
or something but that's basically the new 30 put it to y'all niggas
according to y'all niggas it's a new 30 game hello YG hello chat it is the
weekend
Happy birthday, Paigey!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you!
I've been waiting for you.
Girl, where you going?
I'm going out to eat.
You going out?
You with your friends?
Yeah.
You got friends?
Yeah, I do.
One, two, three, and four.
Well, it's a little dark.
And they're there on their own free will?
Like you didn't pay them enough?
Oh, that's cool!
Yeah, they're here.
They want to see you.
Yeah, they want to see you.
Yeah, they want to see you.
Yeah, they want to see you.
Yeah, they want to see you.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, they're here.
They wanted to see me.
That's cool.
Yeah, I hope you're having a good one.
Would you, you got any gifts today?
Yeah, I got a shirt that says Melanin Queen.
I don't know.
I should wear that, but I got it.
I don't think you should.
That's a cool shirt.
I don't think you should wear it.
That's a cool shirt, though.
I don't think I should wear it either.
So I don't want it to be fit to me.
It's a cool shirt, though.
Cool shirt.
You do what I'm saying?
I like that shirt.
Yeah.
And then I streamed, so people were really nice.
Get to meet some subs and stuff.
Chat, y'all getting subs up to page 18?
Basically, essentially, all the subs that they sent you was
also.
They went from you.
They went from you.
No, no, no.
They're from me out, too, because they all gifted
in behalf of me.
No, so what if you get me?
Should I check my mailbox? Yeah, it should be on oh my god
You think your big brother didn't get you a fucking gift bro. Come on, bro
All right, I'm gonna pay you right now. I'll pay you right now enjoy your dinner though during dinner. Hi, baby
All right
I don't know that's just cuz I brush them properly or that's just genetic critique be genetic like the color
Yours yours will get there one day
No, don't kiss them Nick is the fuck
Yeah, I'm sorry that she kissed y'all, bruh.
Lisa's goodbye to Diana Lim.
Wait, what'd you just look at?
What the fuck was that?
Wait, hold on.
What the fuck was that?
Wait, hold on.
What is he looking at gang?
Broke his neck
I'll join you in a second
We're not gonna see Diana chat say W today
No, no, no, no, what?
What?
What?
Yeah, you think this is how me and all my female friends hug?
Come on.
You think me and my female friends hug like this, man?
Come on again.
I don't hug none of my female friends like these.
Yes.
No, nigga.
I don't hug none of my friends in general like this.
No friends of mine are my hooker like this.
Not like he's by the waist.
Like he's by the waist, he's too close.
Yeah, hold on, I gotta play it back,
cause he did it, uh, uh.
Look how he did it, look how he did it.
And, give me a WD.
Hi.
Now come here.
Come here.
Where is his face?
What is happening?
Yo, what is this?
What the fuck did I miss?
Yo, what it, what it, what?
Am I tripping?
Yo gang, yo gang, I think this is what girl,
yo I think this is what fine shit be thinking
this is what my female friends be doing gang, like.
Yo, I promise you, none of me and my girlfriends,
like female homegirls, whatever, we've never done this.
This has never happened, gang.
Obviously, okay, I see why girls have problem
what the female friends will just be going on.
But this is not normal female friend and guy relationship.
Chad, we all know what it is.
We're gonna keep it beat up
because they might be watching the home run.
This is not what normal homies and home girls do, gang.
We don't do that with the home girls, gang.
This is like, come on, bruh.
That shit crazy.
We ain't Goo Goo Gaga all up in the Yiddies.
Wait, give me a hug.
We're not gonna see Diana in the chat.
Say W to Diana, give me a WD.
Like, kind of gone, enough.
Enough, fuck, enough, fuck.
So what type of hugs they doing off camera?
That's what I'm trying to ask,
that's what I'm trying to figure out.
That's the only type of questions I'm asking.
That's the only type of questions I'm asking, yeah.
That's what I'm wondering, gay life, life, life, life.
I know you be hugging Calani like this.
Stop playing with me, boy.
Say W today, and I'm gonna see what the chat was saying.
Enough, enough, enough, fuck.
Is this like a sober?
Whoa, what the fuck look look and that's a girl Mila whoa, what's up? So we're not we're not tripping chat
Son
Bad feeling that's bad game. I
Guess that's a
question mark
What the fuck leave boy fuck out of here?
Did I just, yo, what do you mean did you just, yo, yo, what type of hugs is happening off
stream is what I'm trying to figure out.
Wait, what did he just say, that was the last thing he said?
Fuck nigga.
I dead just got nervous as, yo, Lee, you're fucking, yo, what the fuck are you talking
about?
Who the fuck is this?
On my phone that I pay for?
Wait, is that your girl?
Wait, is that your sh...
Is that your re...
Who's that?
Who that it right over?
Or is it one of them fucking chatters? I just assume chat
Is this the phone that y'all pay for a breath
Is this the phone that y'all check pay for chat do y'all pay my phone bill?
Damn right
What do you mean damn right?
We pay for that phone
You think okay, who pays my house bills then who pays my mortgage
Me nigga me it's my card. It's my money. I don't pay for shit
Yellow Larkers y'all not real civic. Oh, they some of you should get in there
Some of you are a sugar daddy and prove it drop 100 and set right now
Drop 100 and set right now show me you got money
Show me that money!
Drop a hundred in the chair right now! Show me that money!
There what?
There ain't work.
We all know you and Cinnabon's be doing that and way more man.
Stop lying, we saw the leaks you clanker.
Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
Yo, I mean you wanted to keep Donald's on but...
Yeah, come on, bro.
And here Keith you go, what leaks?
Yo, Kira, you're a mod, nigga, tighten up.
Ain't no leak.
Don't ruin donuts for the rest of us, gang.
Like, Kira, like, what are you, are you a modder or a chatter?
I'm messy before I'm a mod, yes I know.
I was in Discord with you back in 2018, 17, 16, and 15.
I mean, fucking 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
I know, I'm, bro.
What?
Can you keep message out?
Take this $2 FN, good boy.
I'm taking the $2 because I'm too lazy to send it back, bitch.
That's Bruce Swag, by the way, a fucking t-shirt
when I'm, does nigga ever wear this shirt, fuck.
Miami vs. Horton, it's highlights, listen.
Listen, I ain't gonna lie, I'm looking down bad.
I might lose in the first round of fantasy playoffs game
My best player Anthony Davis hasn't played in two months. It's over
It's over I have the best team until I didn't anymore
The first half go against has like 430 points for the week
it is projected that I'm gonna have 320 so I need a masterclass today out of Jalen
Brunson today or tomorrow a masterclass out of Dijon T. Murray take Jalen Johnson
again that's been good boy I already lost a cat game
but yeah I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna tell you who I need a lock in
chest so keep an eye for me throughout these days today try to keep it
I love the hairstyle. I'm about to nut. Can you do the chair bounce so I can finish my daddy Ray G BBC?
I just know it's thick and veiny. I need it inside my manhole
I used to dig bait about crazy
I'm on a blessed page for her birthday go on ahead and slide her mine on the big board
It sounds like an asshole, but hurry up on that before I get pissed
Yeah, okay, but if this let's go on strike. Why are G this large head peanuts head ass little boy
Always talking down on us. It's time to stand up for ourselves
Can you play mistress freerun
Just for the boy just for the gods
They can push it on the Twitter
Crump, bitch
El Prick
Why are you looking at my cock? I got jeans on
More likely shit, don't listen to it
Don't listen to it
Clown shoe, you just said the glove
Don't talk swag with P.M. I'm kidding.
Don't talk swag with kids on swag with P.M.
And even if I cancel this sub, everything's stopping on God.
Chat where it cancel they sub.
Chat, y'all would never unsub for me, gang.
It'd be a hundred. It's about that play-play.
Y'all would unsub for me, nigga, for real.
Y'all fuck with me too much.
I'm not a bro to y'all. I'm not a big bro.
We be entertaining each other. We be on the gang and shit.
Quite frankly, I don't know what y'all do without you for up. You know that
I don't what that is chill chill chill chill chill
Chill I was joking I joking they chill out job
I love y'all.
It's a joke, bruh.
Come on, bruh.
It's a fucking joke.
I'm not subbed, you bitch.
Bye.
Nigga, you're a grunt.
This ain't bye.
You was never here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo.
And that's how I see a grunt with a fucking blue
prime.
That's the name of that.
He's not a free sub.
I'm banning you, gang.
If you have a blue prime that's your name,
that means you're a liquid Amazon private sub.
But you have Amazon Prime sub.
That's a free sub.
Sub so you don't get no ads, nigga.
I just see you like folding that niggas bro.
Oh, bro.
So y'all willingly just watch ass.
Y'all have a free sub and you just watch ass.
Why?
Why?
I use ad blocker.
You're a sub!
No you don't!
35 years old, high tops and no socks to be real.
Bitch, I got socks on!
You dumb fuck, they're just low stupid motherfuckers!
Yo, you think we lose this game?
Sleeveless jeans, can we lock in?
I don't talk swag with peon, nigga.
I don't talk swag with peon.
I mean, shit nigga, you gonna do some reacts, maybe play some games to entertain us, or you just gonna stare at us like a bitch.
On my sole, chaotic Kalani Rogers.
Eh, what?
We are about to start a revolution
I'm turn up don't know turn up sleeveless jeans gang
I'll talk sweat with peon's how much I gotta fucking say nigga the great yacht he wants a little boat little boat got swag
Niggas who blend in don't get roasted nigga y'all niggas blend in y'all dressed to blend the fucking who ass nigga
Y'all look like everybody else bitch fuck to Nike tech fuck our
Big booger brain mo- okay.
Yo, Boxy, I'm actually sick of you, gang.
I'm sick of you, nigga.
There what?
Let's see. Yo, big booger brain on the receiver.
Y'all like booger backslap?
I miss you.
Stop yapping and go to sleep over the phone with me last time with your feet in the air.
Wait, what the fuck is the green screen effect in Able Gang?
Yo, y'all making some holes.
Why did y'all tell me the green screen effect was on, bro?
Bitch ass nigga?
Why you ain't tell me Grace, where the hell is she on?
I don't need to suck, man.
That shit was on for 20 minutes.
You're not gonna say nothing.
Look, Chad, let's talk about what we're doing today.
Chad, what you think we're doing today?
What you been doing today?
I ain't gonna lie.
Today's gonna be a long stream.
We've been busting out 8, 7, 5, 6.
We've been busting our hella hours this week.
Did you understand?
Let me tell you to run down for the next few days.
Today we're going to play some games with some friends.
Some chill shit, just bullshit.
You did you understand?
Some bullshit in Discord.
Hop on the day.
Have some fun.
Bro, it's Friday, bro.
If we came out to the slot after the games,
I'm trying to get you some conspiracy theory.
Uncle Socks with Jorts and a T-shirt.
Nigga think he John Cena.
I'm a fucking swagger.
Now I talk swag and peons, nigga, fuck.
John Cena had swag, nigga.
John Cena's a fucking swagger.
Now listen.
So that's today.
Not too long, we are on the gangs
with the homies and the homettes.
Conspiracy theories and the drifts keep.
Or drifts keep, depending on what time it's about.
Boom.
Chow taking a weekend off, gang.
I got a life, I have a living, man.
Y'all don't go see me the next two days.
It's the weekend for me, gang.
Patriot won't see me, maybe.
Yeah, Patriot won't see me.
Y'all don't go see me.
Maybe Patriot won't see me.
Unless I go live tonight on Patreon, I can go crazy.
I can go crazy tonight.
I'm so free right now, I can't, ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Nazir hates you.
Okay, boom.
But we come back Monday
and, oh, a movie.
Or we could watch a movie.
Or we can watch a movie.
Listen up.
We coming back Monday, we coming back next week.
And I ain't go live.
It's another week at Descott Chat.
I feel like standing in the crib.
We standing in the crib for another week.
We standing in the crib for another week.
Is that straight?
Is that straight with y'all?
You can probably hop on some popokia.
I'm trying to try that out.
I'm trying to try out the popokias.
but nobody got to switch to bro who wants to play with me nobody has to
switch to which one of the lovers would you want to see poco poco poco
All of them, minus, povo.
Now, the following week is going to be some RLs, but it's a little different.
My brother, I need to get my dog outside.
Me inside, two hand much with the wife and kid, eh?
I'm trying to get fucking sick, trying to get lit, don't tell me what you talking about.
Fuck.
Come on, man.
You still young?
It's gonna be lit, though.
It's gonna be lit.
We're gonna be traveling with Dante in two weeks yo Danielle. I got her from here. You know say make sure he free in two weeks
No cow
He not
Unks in India
Play Pocopia now no listen
Today
Want to hop on a game hop on some booge me a little party game shit like that chill with tk. I miss tk chat
I miss tk
I really do miss tk, and if it was just me and tk, you know a game would be playing
You know all this is in the crib J. Cinco you can play with J. Cinco play you went play resident. You know what?
Slim Reaper they for the five get it
We also so we got Jason co we got
TK I
So I saw I saw Russell a little lonely ass and playing bomb stuff on to which I felt bad
So we're gonna play the Russell to I miss my dog. I miss Russell. I miss Russell and
Qt sent me a hate sent me a message saying we don't play a game within the next few days
She's not something I don't know take my life somewhere shit. So I got everybody fucking cutie for the good PR too
We didn't fucking girl in there. This woman's history. Come on man. Imagine playing a game without a girl doing this history month
How could you do in there? So play with you?
You play with you see she bitched you she didn't bitch me she that come to my phone and say we're playing game or
Else's or she's gonna beat me. She never said that she didn't threaten me. She do none of that cutie can't bitch me game
What about Senna? We tell my woman. We tell my woman's history in my game. Come on.
Tell my woman.
So video, we could watch the so video after.
We could watch the so video after.
But I don't know if y'all care to do that.
Hell rage.
Y'all are busy.
On woman's month.
Yes please.
Wait, was that so video good?
Nigga terrible clip.
What the fuck up with that terrible clip shit?
Who are you talking to?
Terrible clips?
What the fuck?
Terrible clips, bro?
Say that to the mother, I don't give a fuck.
Just as a true, to gain entry to the YG compound,
all I gotta do is send need-pays.
Oh, you see how y'all be farming me all the time?
Y'all be farming clips out of me all the time?
I've seen that tweet, your ages chat, they calling y'all niggas white.
They calling y'all niggas white on Twitter right now, game.
Y'all niggas got farm, nigga.
Y'all niggas got farm, nigga.
Y'all go look at your daily play that tweet, nigga.
Y'all niggas, they had a lot out of, they bring their days calling y'all white.
Y'all probably the least white community out of all these niggas on Twitch game.
And even if y'all were white, I'm cool with white people, what the fuck?
Yo Chad, you think, you think Julia fucks with us after that last situation?
With Kat, Aimee, and everything on that table?
I haven't heard from her since.
No, she hates us.
What do you think she hates us, bro?
She hates you.
Nigga, I didn't say nothing.
Not ever happening again.
No, bro.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
All right, let's check on the roster today, though.
Oh my God.
I gotta play this battle one more time, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'll join you in a second, wait, leave me a hug, we're not going to see Diana today,
Say W today.
Enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough.
Enough.
So Rock-a-lea, I have a question.
Are we still flying that bitch out
that you posted in the wrong side?
Not that bitch, I'm sorry, that lovely young lady.
Are we still flying her out?
What's happening?
That's my dog.
What we doing with that or you're not allowed to do that no mom?
What's the updates?
Talk to me
Okay, what about show abouts if I don't have a pin of real
Is it actually good bro?
Y'all know I'd be scared to be playing
The non-term based games because I don't want them to fucking ruin my legacy
And we'll cross the book Pokemon that isn't something much. I stayed away from Baylor crossing angle a lot
But I can't look look so fucking white
Okay
Let's see what let's see what let's see what the Ross is doing
God damn I follow too many people on this bitch
I'm all the way too many people on this bitch. He doesn't know you exist
Yo, Ron's a bat. Yo, I seen this nigga type of Ron chat you you baited rage now. He hates me
Yeah, we're not answering anymore. Stay one all the phone call chat
How do I tell you?
We're not answering anybody stable one. Oh, yeah, we're not doing those no more breath
Ron baited you so bad. No, that's why I said the if though. I know Ron
I know he's a bait. That's I said if that's why I said the if
You do what I'm saying
We're on tweet nobody tweeted what is oh, yeah, if you have any Twitter links, let me know wait
So none of these niggas is live only Russell. Oh
Tk
They all gonna be playing offline
I
Yo, why is that the first day I heard gay?
Who's he fighting who's Chris buddy, why you buddy his lip like that?
Bro that's the thing. Chris be trying. Chris actually be trying like overly.
Emily?
What's he doing? What's he doing?
What does that do?
Oh my god! Oh my god! This! Oh my!
No no no no no! Oh my god! These things are... Oh my god!
Oh my god!
what the fuck what the fuck how's this a real human this basically like this is
like watching RDC play Marvel novels I don't go there besides death where's that
do and Dylan this be dead Dylan's position enough
is dead the best one out of the RDC guys bro
cares of maybe I don't know yo gang then why the fuck are you typing
What?
What do you mean, Des Grandmaster?
No, you're not.
I'll suck a cocky, Grandmaster.
Ah!
Can I take a wrong turn?
Can I take a wrong turn?
Where am I?
She got a whiff on the hot dog.
There's no one in North Carolina than me.
Okay, three, three.
That'd be three, three.
That'd be great for ya.
Man, look at that man over there. What the fuck?
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, yeah, this is LA for show.
Hey, you look really familiar.
Um, y'all see no Buc-ies around here.
I don't think we're in North Carolina anymore.
Um, yeah, I don't really know these people here in chat.
I think y'all do because y'all type in names and shit.
But, Yana.
Don't let LA take your soul, preserve your soul, protect it.
Don't let it win.
But if you do that, you will thrive.
You will thrive in LA.
Listen, you will thrive.
Make LA your oyster.
It's overdog.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not too late.
I'm gonna be good.
You understand?
I'm gonna be straight.
She has good people around her to guide her.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm good.
There's a lot that's happened
probably in my life recently,
and I've undergone a lot of changes
just from 10 different places.
There's possibly a lot of bad things that have been happening.
I'm sure you guys can see it.
I'm sorry I'm starting to let you guys down.
I'm trying my absolute best.
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
He's a spy.
Gambling?
What happened?
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
Are you making money?
Gambling ad?
What's up?
What's a gambling ad?
Wait, you got a gambling ad?
I don't know what he's going through here.
Hey, hey.
I'm gonna hit my dog over at the string.
She was going on.
I'm gonna talk to my dad.
Now, but you did.
What the fuck is he talking about?
What's this?
I don't know what Pat Droy is, is Pat Droy, am I supposed to know what's going on with
that?
Broke up with GF?
No, hell no.
Because Ron says if him and Boba ever break up he's going to kill her and then he's
going to kill himself.
And I believe that.
So, no.
I don't think, no.
They ain't break up.
They ain't break up.
They break up they break up
She said that I need shit
Oh you think you know me now?
I can go like 100 rounds
You weigh up all my money
You weigh like a million rounds
I'm standing open and won't catch me
I'm the school grounds
I'm done with that shit
So did we go now
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
I just can't stop, I can't live without family
This all a mystery, what the hell is this, man?
I watch it, and they talking way too much like the spirits
Don't let that little boy just be watchin'
He a chillin'
I got me first in time for my kindness out of tune
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it
We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it really had no guidance. I was so tough.
The AMG local sign that was so fucked. They just said they don't do this and that.
Y'all playing this in the club? I ain't never ran for smoke.
Vlog 1. We playing in front of the house. Latino records like the chain of endless
yellows. Canary yellow diamond baby. My shit bitch though. Got two bitches up on my dick.
just like a dana got the rien feature
we did it
we did it
we did it
we did it
we did it
we did it
we did it
we did it
I
Complete track like I better like I better bro
Like I better but this is old it's like a year old or so I
Ain't gonna lie. This is a calm W for FTC. This is big W for FTC. You didn't be doing for flight, bro
what the fuck see bro tornadoes are scary game
we got max fuck you that NFL player bruh back so we come up what's for what
max which max it's a full fucking name nigga
Max Krosny to the rear.
Oh shit.
Yo dude, the tornadoes actually in 2026.
Are they ripping up modern homes?
Like the roof's off and shit.
That how they taught me in middle school.
What's the scariest natural disaster y'all chat like yeah I don't want to be in that.
Tsunami?
Okay what if the tsunami because the average tsunami isn't like what we think it is a big
ass wave that's engulfing every fucking building in the city right? Is it like how tall does the
the tsunami wave get when it hits a man 9 11 it is yes it's not the scariest
tsunami is number one what's number two hurricanes 100%
bros I'm saying bro I don't know because the houses in Florida are built for
hurricanes like they restructured them even the windows the hurricanes is
Pussy bro, I ain't worried about no hurricane, bro
Be near your stinky eye
They said sharknado knock on wood
All my fly was down to what the fuck why ain't tell me my flowers down
Why y'all tell me my zipper wasn't in the house again?
The fuck?
What the hell you just pinned?
Yes.
What the fuck said yes?
Yeah.
Yes for what?
Yeah.
What is this?
It's open there.
Oh my god.
I'm a lot of shit in the postcard!
How's that twist off?
I think you're breaking it through here, what do you got?
That little ass twist off!
I haven't seen anything like...
Other than...
All the big gringos.
Yeah.
Bring it, crap!
Oh my god!
Get the fuck outta here!
Oh my gosh!
Yo!
Yo, what the fuck was that?
Oh
Oh, yo, what the fuck
Yo
Hell no fuck that shit. I'm not going yeah, I'll sit with my no hell no game
What the bullocks bro, why is the 7-7-6, how tall is the 7-5, why is he able to do that
bro?
That was annoying.
That was annoying.
One be for three!
The moderns.
At the Shot Clock buzzer!
That's ready!
Let's go!
You got it!
Take this guy.
Got him.
G.
Who's looking to push?
Ready?
Down low.
Wombing Yellow.
Turn around.
He's gonna...
Wombing Yellow!
Got his head!
Oh!
He's gonna hold and grab, and he's gonna push.
Who's our favorite player right now, Sam?
Right Adam.
And, he's in test two!
He was up
You could contest this nigga jumper and it don't matter he too damn long
Watches Spurs games like that do he begin blocking a lot because both of them I'm streaming during the games
You've been getting blocked a lot bro and or shit, bro. And it got too much swag, bro
And got too much swag
And I'm gonna be quite frank. I want to thunder the women last year. I don't want them to win this year
That's your boy. You didn't I need some I need some friskiness going on besides the spurts besides the
Thunder who you think would win? Let's say the Thunder got knocked out. Just I don't know for some reason they got first-rounded
Who do you think would win the West?
And I know, okay, so you don't want to see the Spurs in the play.
Oh my god, you fucking freak.
And I don't believe in the prisms, I don't care.
I don't care.
Devon.
It's two, K, yeah, I don't know, whatever.
He's back
I love that they got box for all I'm gonna
Be the horse yeah, okay happy about the heat
Love me, love me, love me, baby.
What's with bananas averages for the years, man?
And what's this vehicle percentage on the year?
Wemby not real?
Is this the running dump shit in traffic shit?
Or is it a stat?
Blocks in 165 games.
I mean, there's no deal.
Except postal system risk.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not really taking Yolkitch for like a defensive jug.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm like, you feel me?
Oh, yeah, we saw this yesterday.
We saw it.
We watched this yesterday on RJ, or two days ago.
Demon back.
Yo, is he whooping?
Yo, Jennings has this nicking fantasy, bro.
over Washington
Oh
Look, I know we be dick riding the bum ass hoas bitch ass somethings, but
Tatum is a bucket getter game. Okay, so update chat. We have an update.
Just check out BZ needs to return 15, 12, and 7. I ain't even mad at it. Even if his field
I'm gonna go to presented with probably of I ain't even mad at it
I need mad at it bro
6 for 20
J5 news wait, what's J5?
You got some J5 news?
Oh
Y'all I guess boy, did you when I scrolled I already know but
Can I hold you out of this?
You're dumb, heart is new.
I just wanna have a fear.
But you don't get supposed to do school.
I've been praying like a priest.
Just a faith to hold our love.
Hold it on a little tight.
I'm not like me.
I'm always asking your car no matter what time we on.
Can't bear my presence just to time on.
I'm gonna get lonely on this road.
Mr. J.
I need someone on my side to let me die alone.
I done left a lot of my friends out there staring at the phone.
I done let all of my tears fall in this microphone.
In case you want to talk to me, I stay by the phone.
We forget who I was when I spent time alone.
I'm Destin's mom.
I'm Nila's mom's.
I'm Naina's grandma.
Grandpa Carl.
Nila's father.
I'm Grandma.
Donald.
I'm Jenna.
I'm Seven.
We are the Morgan.
I'm Seiko's best friend.
And I think it's going to be a girl.
I think I say I'm a no that he had a boy. I know I'm having I'm having a grandson
I think you probably have a girl. I kind of feel like it's a boy. I think they're gonna have a boy
All the boys a boy, bro
Okay, we're tired of cars
I think it's a girl, you know I'm saying I feel like if you ever if you's a guy
I was living wrong in the past you get a girl first. I don't know I'm 50-50 like I wanted to be a girl
But I also that's a boy. I'll be happy. I don't know. I don't know
I'm like 50-50. No, I know but originally I was like Teen Boy though, but then I was like damn if I have a girl
Actually, it'd be look you've earned
What you did my first kid would be chat
Yeah
I think JD is the girl first.
I think his first child used to be a girl.
I said, why she don't want you.
It's giving girl.
You look good, man.
I'm happy to be here.
I'm so certified.
I'm buying her life.
Jay, I'm a boy.
This is a blessing, man.
I'm happy for you, man.
This is crazy.
It's good. It's crazy.
One thing about the jig, boy or girl,
It's a fact you know why they want swag
Big uncle raiding because uncle rage
Because they big uncle's a swaggy. Do you understand?
I'll make sure I'm make sure the jig I swear I got that shit on no cap
No cap
The fan, bro. Yeah for sure
This is my family's first time seeing me doing again. Oh, yeah, there's gonna be the first time seeing house
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate that.
I'm sorry.
I'm good.
I'm sure.
Let me host.
What?
What are you doing?
I'm not even gonna get a baby size.
What are you doing?
I'm crossing papers.
I mean, yo, yeah, what do you bring to a gender reveal party if you don't know the gender?
What's the new show shit?
Like diapers, bottles, everything off the registry.
What be on the registry?
Cripp?
White.
White what?
Money?
Money, jason good on you money's a fucking multi-millionaire. I buy Nintendo switch to
What oh?
Carcie comp stroller comp a chain
baby wipes comp
Ricks baby Air Force one resident evil reprium
Balenci Deans.
60 a girl, 40 a boy.
Hey, I look like I'm a what?
Teen girl.
This a changed man right here.
I'm proud of him.
Look at him.
This what he meant.
Look at my dog.
I see the vision.
I'm proud of you.
Put you on the fence.
Put you on the fence.
Put you on the fence.
Okay.
Okay.
Put you on the fence.
Okay.
Let him know, Nick!
Let him know, Nick!
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Let him know.
Swag it!
Right on the feet.
Put you on the ground.
What is your problem?
I'm a girl.
She's a girl.
She's a girl, yeah.
What do you want?
A boy?
A girl.
Oh, he wants a boy.
Yo, J-Stick, yo.
Yeah, I ain't going to...
I'm telling you, it's a lot of girl energy.
I'm telling you, it's a lot of girl energy.
I'm telling you, it's a lot of girl energy.
What's my favorite memory?
All the love that's important.
He always did.
He says he was a kid.
I became a single mom, his first words were like,
mom, what you crying for?
And he's like, I'm here.
Don't you?
I don't share.
You're him getting me a house.
It's like a kid is a blessing.
And that's why I tell him,
hold him like when he told me they were pregnant.
I was like, no matter what, just love it and support it.
I'm a lie.
J-Single was a better J than me, Gary.
My mom would probably be over there in the room.
He was like, your dad is not gonna be around no more?
And I was like, oh, OK.
And I walked back to my room and I went to bed.
Dead ass.
Dead ass, like, I didn't ask no questions.
I was like, OK.
All my life.
they have a little person that they're bringing into the world that they have to
model and I'm just I'm super excited for them and I'm looking forward to seeing
them along the way. My mom, she's about to tell me something crazy like I think
her reaction to the thousand like burst out of tears or something. She gave it to me
nicely I was like okay. But then my sister, yeah, hit my sister.
for telling this but because I am her mom's little sister I remember when she my sister was
pregnant with her and I saw her like come into this world and I was so proud of that moment
so I'm so excited to be here for the moment. Oh my god it's Jason Gola about to be. Yeah bringing
in another happens to the world so this is a really really funny series. Well you know I've
I've been, I brought, I was with Na'e up to about 10 years old.
You, she was 10.
And I love that they're, they're together
and it seems like they're gonna be a good family.
Something I wanna say to my future self, man,
I'm probably, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like a lot of times you didn't feel-
I'm a lot of time, this shit beautiful, yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm a lot of time, this shit beautiful.
I'm gonna lie, like, this, this, this life,
this was so fucking, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You don't know that, but I don't know what the fuck I want.
I got a point, you didn't tell me shit, did you know what I'm saying?
It's all about.
You know, people always make fun of when you fall down, but they never congratulate you when you, you know, do your thing.
So, you know, I'm proud of you for always getting back up and stepping up in life period, whether that's to my family, to my friends, to my girl, anybody, you know, I'm proud of you, you know, and you're going to be a great father.
I would say like everything you went through was worth it.
Yeah.
For both of them, I loved them through some shit.
Now, the room.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
All right.
Here we go.
Oh, this is so exciting.
Everybody got their cameras out?
Ready?
Here it goes.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Please, please, please.
Wait, is it the envelope?
Yes.
This is what it's supposed to say.
This is what it's supposed to say.
This is...
Look at Jay.
Look at my face.
It's, um...
Okay.
What are you doing with it you thought
okay hold on hold on hold on wait
It's a white baby. No, no. Twins, gender neutral. No, gay. I think he just messed up.
Oh, baby, he's tricking him. He's tricking him. He's tricking them.
Here here
Yeah, so me it's on me. It's part of the script. It's the last one. They got them all gifts. They got them all gives it
We don't know
Another
what is this all right all right do you got a redo it's the same are we good
well I don't know let's see
yo center I'm about to pull on your way okay stop playing
yeah nice try
I know you got another one, man.
I know you got another one, man.
Well, actually, I have a special helper who's been recently recruited for the North Pole.
You got a gift?
Yo, I swear to God, what happened to you?
And we do a general review?
I don't need no script in my shit game.
You didn't want to say it?
Philly?
Like, you playing it?
Because I'm anxious.
I'm anxious.
I'm weighing my heartbeat.
I'm going to have a heart attack.
I'm going to have a heart attack.
You're going to kill me, game.
Oh, damn it!
I'm sorry, man.
No, no, come on.
I'm anxious watching it myself.
Come on, this is the one.
Oh, it's not?
That is another ball.
Hold on.
Hold on baby.
Wait.
Here you go.
You got this now.
I'm about to go down.
No, I mean, we're doing this together.
No, it's okay.
Open it.
Open it.
Wait, should we close our eyes?
No, no.
No one save boys.
No one save boys or girls.
Oh, they want to get spoiled.
They don't want to get spoiled while they're digging it.
Hmm?
See you in a while.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
I
Just want to
What did you just cover my chat typing date?
Yo.
Wait, Nick is betting?
Bet on the chat.
I didn't realize why he typed that.
You Nick is his friend.
Y'all are for your turn.
Wait, my turn for what?
My turn for what?
You're getting old bro, settle down okay when I find her and when she finds me we don't
do all that cute shit, okay?
You want me to do it so I can talk like you want me to pick someone like you, yeah let
What do they do to get a ride here?
No game.
Come on, little bit.
How do you know it's a her?
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
It's about the girl that I'm going to have a kid with.
Fuck it, Johnst- Fuck-
Wait!
Desmond is actually GM?
Come on, we'll get on that.
Wait, Des- Des is actually GM, bro?
Yo, Dez. Stop playing with them RDC niggas. Let's Q. I would love to play with you, gang.
Play with someone that's the alright gang. Stop playing them niggas. You feel me? Dylan
has potential. Ippies with lost cause. Mark got too much ego. He can't learn shit.
He blames everything on you, niggas. And for some reason I was a squad, y'all can't
break silver. Listen. Play with me. It would be fun. You did what I'm saying.
you'd actually enjoy the game.
Listen, listen, listen, game might as boost you,
might as well listen and play the game
and when it plays deadlock, which I do wanna get on.
Chat, I'm going to make the lobby.
Half of them aren't streaming.
So I don't even know if it's happening for real.
I don't know what's happening.
And if it doesn't, you know what I mean.
We got reactions for days, nigga.
We're gonna make this motherfucking lobby right quick.
QT boom chick scum TK boom chat.
Let's see how fast I can do this, count to 60.
Boom, Russell, boom.
I'm having a brain fart.
All gonna add Jason.
One, two, three, four.
Like this DL and quick boom
234 adjacent
Adjacent with boom friends boom
Jay Cinco
He just dropped a fucking gender review though right now. I appreciate going through them comments going crazy
Okay, I added Jay Cinco. I don't know if you're gonna join though because he got to add me back as a friend
All right done done holy slow fuck what are you talking about?
I'll still try to play tonight boom 34 seconds bang chat is dead a lot good slow
ass nigga bro what do you mean y'all don't type faster than me gang I'll take
fast as fuck
Adley I'm who's yeah stop playing me bring back natural type intros I would
But I like this keyboard the old keyboard out I was always up. Well, you know one of the mini ducky keyboards
I know the keyboards I like
Josh baby show some love to YouTube. Why are you you never show us love if you don't soon. I'm gonna get freaky
There was
Why are you not in the siege tournament?
What is that Jesse did invite me to that but then right after that thing I got in the box
I forgot what I did and I forgot to reply. I go I forgot to reply
I think I got on the stream.
I forgot to reply.
And I don't play Sunday.
Oh yeah, I'm not here.
I'm not gonna be here.
That's, I think that's what it was.
And then by the time I remembered, it was already locked in.
And I don't play Siege.
I'm not about to be the throw of the team game.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't play, I never, I play Siege one time.
Who's in it though?
I play Siege like one time in my whole life
for like two hours.
I don't know who's in it though. These are the teens.
They're what?
Oh, it's like this.
Where they're making a part four to the tomorrow's teaching video you were in. Are you gonna be in it?
What?
They're making a part four?
Bruce Aiden Kuffam.
Zoigt?
I don't know who this is.
You? Okay.
Okay, I'm not gonna, I don't even know who to witness.
Probably Ron and Lacey team.
Oh wait, maybe the S2C team.
Degie, who's Degie?
I don't know these two.
Ske- yo.
Yo.
K.
Yo.
If I was good, if I was here,
I did want to be here, bro.
I'm not going to be here again.
Deji?
Wait, he's talking about SSU?
I mean, chance at, like, Deji Deji?
I thought it was some, like, Paul Grinninger, probably.
Deji and his bitch?
Angry Jinge.
Lowest clicks, silly.
This is going to be a funny scene.
Listen, no, no, no, actually, this is going to be, wait, no, no, this is going to
be a, I, I, I, no, no, this is going to be a funny scene.
It's gonna be funny. It's gonna be second funniest game game
This you gonna be funny as fuck just cuz Los is a fucking re re
Respect daging man top one black man SMA bro, chill Los is simply that's gonna be a fucking movie game
I
Go a lot look listen
Listen boss. I didn't get a boss cause looking at the group chat, bro. Oh, just go ahead and be back
Wait, wait, Nick is actually trying to play still
Chad never played battle battle golf or something like that is that is that game called never played that before
I
Yes, it's calm I've never played before bro
Yo, I go I gel send me some links
for your business that know I feel I'm gonna get rage baited bro let me get
fucking rage baited you know it's new
No.
This is Andrew Marsh, after years of searching, we found what we're looking for, the crew
of the oceanine, eight scientists, all gone, evidence of a truth so unfathomable, it will
We write the history of human time.
The Succulent Heroics.
Disturbed during our initial exploration.
Carved through the civilization.
Why are you even sending me this shit?
Like, truthfully, I'm asking.
Nigga look like you.
What the fuck?
Who look like me, nigga?
This thing?
evidence of a truth so unfathomable it will be like the history why this big
planet underwater cut the little fuck it cut the little fucking heart what the
fuck is that
The cycle of computer weakness, we've discovered during our initial exploration, our proof that
civilization's rose and fell on Earth in its antidellic past.
Our first mad expedition will leave for the city in two days' time.
This is fucking disgusting, manago.
So why'd you send me this whole-ass shell, what's the point in playing this shit?
We'll set up a base and look at the map to see if we can conduct our exploration.
If the maze is any indication to you.
Well, we're about to see.
We'll change up a very understanding of the universe.
Stay back!
Stay back!
What is that?
Talk!
We're not playing we're not no we're not no we're not we're not doing it my
niggas we're not doing it the fuck up
yeah well yo can I get a discord call for my birthday
You have the same birthday as P5?
It's not your birthday, it's P5.
Since you're checking out horror games, you should watch the trailer for a space horror
game called Directive 8020.
Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I just gave y'all a week of Resident Evil.
Why are we talking about scary games still, gang?
Why are we talking about scary games?
this trailer.
and save this world or if not
death
Well, I like the frames is lagging come for us all
Together!
Right!
I'm not gonna let you get away with this!
You think this is gonna be good chat? I don't know
Boy stop what is the boy slop? I don't I'm not
I'm not familiar with these new like lingo. What is boy slop boy? What is it?
Yay, whoever sense that don't ever send links again. Yo, there's probably a whole community for them to have a games
And you're dissonant this community probably bigger than us
I'm sure he's going to die this way.
I don't think he's gonna get away with it.
Yo, three-nerd woman.
Yo, wait, just look at that thump.
So you take it and I'll make it to you.
Yo, just look thump.
Tsu-kai.
What's up? Pretty good. Wait, what is she?
You killed Senka's wife?
Ah, it's the old man.
I don't know what night it is. He's a fool.
I have the right to use my power.
The one who is in charge of the fire is the one who is in charge of the fire.
The one who is in charge of the fire is the one who is in charge of the fire.
Are we the ones who are like the curse that comes out of the night?
Ah, I am the one who...
This isn't gonna black out swag!
I will never let you all be seen.
I will never let you be seen.
Okay, is that a fine sheet?
Yo, that's fine sheet.
Why fine sheet, that number is swag.
I forgot this anime we don't know these fucking humans ages bro there's not
coming on nothing
you're extra doing all that talking just watch
You understand I would strangle you like I would strangle you little niggas do you understand I don't think y'all understand
I fucking picked up like you fucking call her game
I went through the this part of your shirt this part of your shoulder crinkled up fucking with me gang
You understand that this part will be inside out like this
Why I'll be talking like that
The words of the people who were born before you
Don't make any sense
Once more
Father and Mother
called, a baby.
You're just my perfect little guy.
Ewa, I was-
Ya'll remember we ain't have no walls when this nigger had no facecam.
Bum-ass nigger.
Ewa?
Shut the fuck up nigger, don't nobody care if you strangling them just as long as we getting deep dick with it.
What do you mean there's no wars when I had no facecam?
What was it who cares I mean not who cares but like this I've no correlation just because I had no fake hand
I wasn't the reason there was no wars happening and because I have
Face came on I am the reason why there's wars happening. That's y'all president y'all president
Yo rage you chud id rather not spend my weekend with your lonely robotic ass still
Love you my bayan brother weak ass fit by the way
yo
First of all
Yeah, I ain't gonna say no because y'all need to retarded. Don't talk swag with penons fucking drooling nigga. Fuck
Anything fucking all y'all some white boys. No ways man. You don't know the fucking swag nigga. That's why that's what they call me on Twitter
So no swag having white boys. That's what they say on Twitter
No, don't shoot me shoot the message. I mean wait now
I'm just a messenger. Don't shoot me wait
Don't shoot. Don't
Shoot shoot him. I'm the messenger. Don't shoot. Don't shoot me. I'm the messenger
Don't shoot the messenger, shoot him.
Don't.
What?
How does the saying go?
Don't shoot the messenger.
I'm the...
Ewa?
This game got like ten endings, it's fine.
It means you should don't shoot the messenger
There was shoot the messenger chat why this sleeve which hoodie wearing black boy want to talk about swag
I got my swag every single last one
No swag folks. You had a little Caesar's fit pizza pizza bitch
In my dick
There was Papa's God's Rift.
We ain't forget about her pizza-fit nigger.
We got to make sure you're not in those files.
Baby.
You're just my perfect little guy.
I knew I was anything but-
I'll play around with her file bro, sure.
I am the best dad ever!
There was a boy who-
So I'm a baby!
Is it just like that one game?
What the hell was I?
When you're ready, they will get you hungry.
I saw the eye thing.
Like that one game we played.
Did you steal the sleeve and the sluggy drip?
I don't know anything.
You are incredible.
Yeah, before your eyes.
I didn't know who I was, and why I was here.
But I knew I loved these people.
Do you think this be going on when you a jet do you think it's what what were we thinking as Jits, bro?
That what were we thinking?
I don't know I lost my memory what if we were going on whole missions and shit
We don't even remember because like they what what if you get to a certain age?
You remember gets wiped like from the age of from your consent from birth all the way up to like the age of like
One and a half or something
You're like going on some crazy missions that your not supposed to remember to be wipe your shit
What do you think
What if or what if we just having thoughts that went like oh my god
I
Whatever dimensional travelers or some shit, maybe only can do when we're babies
But then when we can't do it no more, we can't we can't listen
I'm listening we are listening so we are listening
We are listening
do we so in the building smooth skin so in the building yeah sir yeah sir in the
building so in the building man Sam
This thing is a cartoon character game. That's what I come to my realization even though
he's one of the he's a real-ass human. This big ol' robot even cartoon character game.
It is glowing, wait a sec, do I be glowing to all of those, these, those?
No, I'm not saying that shit, I did have them.
Lately, you been seeing it though?
I shaved up.
The hair's, the stubble's starting to come back though.
I know y'all fuckin' with the fro and shit, I know y'all fuckin' with it.
Your skin the hell they dry, I actually have oily skin, you dumb fuck.
Dole Matt Ashy
You don't know shit about that make it
I'll get you some McDonald's
What the heck?
Oh, he's got some pure squeezed juice
You don't know shit about that make it
I'll get you some McDonald's
Make Flurry or something
Yeah, it's that time
Everything it's just everything I do does the reason we ain't watch this shit
We don't wait for this thing to watch it for us and we reacted with you know
But first thing first what I don't know is that I think it was the McDonald's nigga
They like even tasting the shit and the Wendy's nigga get her some shit. I don't know
Ooh, hey man, I'm coming at y'all with something,
something, buddy, you feel me?
I'm coming at y'all.
What a McDonald's video.
The first name first.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, is this a new burger chat?
Whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm really thinking about it now.
I'm not even making a joke.
You know what the fuck just happened, you know?
You know what, like, kids of dead ass dying right now.
Kids in our, like, the guys,
and the kids of dead ass dying right now.
Look what these niggas got.
I'm eating one right now, I was just watching it and it tasted good.
Drone a regular bot now is even just questioning shit. He's an alien. He's a clone
One of the things I've been saying
One of the things I've been saying on
Gays are gays after so long is it's gonna come upon the time people was gonna be forced to wake up because everything was gonna
Be right on their face. He's a chat. We even watching the conspiracy videos right now again. We getting in tune
You feel me?
Cause back then I was too focused on my personal life, what's going on, girl problems, this
guy in the third, this boom, nigga problems, nigga getting shit, all type of shit.
I'm ignoring the big big picture, bro.
You feel me?
These type creatures, niggas can't even hide nothing no more.
They can't do shit.
Bro, they so cornered.
Like bro, these niggas is living on what HP, I hope y'all know this, they don't
have to create some awards and some trauma, nigga can't even make a burger video.
I don't even know how to attack it, I just don't know how to attack it.
Hold on, hold on though, what type of burger is that, it looks kind of straight.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, what is this burger called?
Is it even out?
The Musaad burger.
VVET patty.
It's a double quarter pounder?
Basically.
You wanna talk about it?
I don't eat no Matt Domins.
The fuck?
It's a fucking burger, buddy.
It's not a kid.
I wanna try that.
Dude.
I'm a good.
I'm a good?
Bro flies don't even eat this shit
Bro, I just never see them McDonald's burger with the ain't this like a burger came in with the sesame patties
This one thing I can agree with with the flies if they
Bro flies gonna eat some McDonald's so this ain't no people in shit, but listen
I know I didn't say a lot of a lot of shit that you were skeptical with four billion years
I'm seeing the emails and shit y'all sending me.
So, I thought you was... I thought you was... I thought you was...
Bro, your whole bloodline is a fucking bot.
Don't come tell me what you thought.
Because I was all alone.
Even dropping videos, I still felt like I couldn't talk to nobody.
I never seen a fly on a McDonald's fry.
Holy shit.
Yo wait what?
You have?
I swear I haven't.
I was all alone.
Even dropping videos, I still felt like I couldn't talk to nobody.
Going through traumas, bands, hurt.
Let me get hurt.
That hurt.
And niggas like you, bitch, was just, he's crazy.
That ain't so.
And niggas like you, bitch, was just, he's crazy.
Hey, so, you can talk to me whenever you want, yeah?
The phone line over gangsta, you doing what I'm doing?
Talk to me whenever you want.
I'm gonna say gangsta shit too, now.
You feel me?
He don't know you.
He don't fuck with you. You are nobody to him.
He dead don't fuck with you, bot.
You a fan? I can't be a fan of a nigga? Why you saying being a fan like it's the bad thing? What the fuck is y'all doing?
In my chat with the goddamn motherfucking stream nigga? You a fan bitch!
Oh I got light energy. What the fuck? I just got light energy.
I said a lot of stuff I know I told y'all that you ain't even got a you ain't even got a
nut on that bitch face they put in the board of babies makeup I told y'all makeup is a
board of babies wait what they put in all over their face ah they just look like ghosts
when they take it off the building it's sucking a life force I said wait makeup is
a board is a board is a I know I said a lot of shit that's gonna keep coming in
y'all face. Y'all gonna start seeing Paul. Y'all gonna start seeing everything on
Soul of the Night of the Game and I told y'all they gonna come with these new
mimic these niggas gonna be in flesh suits with fake DNA, fake blood with no
ancestors. With Sun is already here. Taking your job. Y'all think niggas is
This is just gonna be on some robot shit.
I see that.
Look.
I see that, I see Jay-Z dropping that album.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Jay-Z is cooked.
Hey, Jay-Z is cooked, I don't know.
I used to be like, why is Jay-Z did so bad
with rock nations and shit, bruh?
I watched a video on the Peacogate game.
He be tied in with the demon-sucking bitches,
with the blood-sucking hoes.
I saw that, the old bitch.
I saw the old doing rituals with the blood and shit.
That's the best one, bro.
It was locked in.
She was in the music video with her too.
What is Jay-Z a rapper doing
with one of them old ass politician bitches, bro?
You feel me?
She got easy, then like a Jay-Z.
And she did Blood Rituals, doing Blood Rituals.
I see Jay-Z drop on the album.
I think Jay-Z, then like a Jay-Z drop on the album.
She got a politician?
No, but she locked in with the politicians
and she do Blood Rituals.
I see Jay-Z drop on the album.
They can't see that nigga Jay-Z truck on the album in April.
That's tough!
Rock Nation, man.
We gotta get this.
We gotta, maybe you gotta do something, nigga.
Rock Nation watching.
If Rock Nation coming for me, like I said,
they coming for all of us, Chad.
They can't stop all of us.
Yo, Rock Nation, if you wanna smoke with me,
you gotta smoke with YRG, nigga.
And they don't care, like I said,
if they messages are uncrypted in my chat.
Don't care that you can find their IP their exact location by typing in my chat. They don't care
Because they willing to die for this shit. They want to die for this ward shit. They want to die for the truth
So you won't come for me go come for my chat to when everybody that support me everybody that watches comments subscribe
Please like
All them niggas you coming for them, too
If you don't kill me going out to kill them
I'm
Niggas his foot soldiers, right you got to get your ass out here and do something
So much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well
I see those kind of coming out. You know, you don't give a fuck about the vegetables, okay?
All right, the moment of truth. I do for onions on my burger though chat
Check out like onions. I don't like pickles though
Look at that bite
That is so good
They even show you didn't even want to show itself swallowing
Who is
What is that? Who's this?
Maybe you got some burgers field here
you can find on YouTube that's older than you.
Look exactly the same, but as you bought it from the store.
I don't know how he looked like a reptile.
Look at this shit.
My God, they need a swallow melon.
Look, you see that on his lip?
Now watch this.
That is so good.
They choke me, y'all, sir.
You know what's crazy?
Why did they make this video?
They did not even need to do this.
All they had to do was jump a regular commercial
like they needed to be do.
Why didn't they have the CEO come here
and sit down to eat that more?
But like, what was it?
Were they trying to like prove something?
Y'all gotta understand,
we live in with these type niggas.
Hope y'all know whatever creature this motherfucker is.
After everybody seen this video making memes about it,
y'all know the box, the drones.
You still got millions of people who went
They didn't look banks eating this shit copying it like it's funny
See they looking at it as with some humor, but what they don't know or this shit is frequency-bleeding they get you're eating
You're not even eating
Somebody on the job have no clue bro. They don't have to
They don't have to do no special rituals or nothing for your dumb ass
They could just put the parasites in your fucking food and get your whole bloodline in your DNA and just clone you with you ever get big
They ain't gotta do it, bro. It's that it's that easy now
It's something they can probably I'm still eating it. That's your good
That part's a fact I'm you know, I think that parts of fact I should fuck your life up
That's a fact you put with the wrong pussy you cook
I know I know
That is so good
What you think he's in that juice I think it's mango telling about it the take this
So obviously it's orange. Let's see if it's just not orange juice because you got an orange screw right now
If it's not orange juice, I think that's the thinnest little ass of mango shit, okay, sunny D
But I think I'm not drinking those
You'll imagine you put sunny D
That's sunny D day
Nobody drinking sunny D out of a glass jar. Oh, he said homemade orange juice
That's actually my mom drink. She got a juice. That's a big bite for a big arch. It's
That's a big bite for a big art. What's a big arch? What does that mean?
Wait, what do you mean for a big arch? What's a big arch? That's a big bite for a big arch
That little ad nibble he bit that motherfucker like Squidward eating that crabby baddie like he
Even if you like each act
Just like Squidward that's what about episode it's distinctively McDonald's only
I can see it
See it up your eyes
You ain't got your a drink a pack yet. That's a gentle chrome shit with the kids
Also, what's up a meat is if it's not I seen a video with Jim Carrey
They talk about Jim Carrey's a clone like bro. I don't think I say nothing
But I took all the fall and all the hate when I was saying this shit
Seven years ago. It wasn't having his time
He was ahead of time.
This is why they got more technology.
So they don't have to do too much to get people now.
They don't need you to sleep with a girl
in the middle of the extra shit in a moment.
They could just put it in your food.
What happened with Jim Carrey?
Why they say Jim Carrey got cloned?
You might see him. Oh, yeah, I saw like a picture. You did look different
Both okay, so okay, so there has to be a balance though. So what if there are people?
That are like
That get shit done like yeah, what if a nigga actually did get Botox do we just say he's cloned or he's just not him no more
But let's say a old nigga gets Botox for the wrinkles and shit
Do we just say oh, yo, that nigga's long like how do we know?
Like what's the difference in the beginning bow talks to the nigga getting close like how do you tell the difference?
Jim Carrey said he never gets surgery
Like your chin BBL
I
Know I just think of looking this way, Jane
When it comes to actors, I don't know a bro because they'd be so see they'd be doing
I've just always doing something to their face and shit because they got to look the best for the people
Who's that another we got the Burger King CEO at least he actually ate and swallowed it on the motherfucking
On the big least he did that
Oh, yeah, he's a better actor than the McDonald's CEO nigga
Way better at it. He did the big bite while smiling and shit. He took acting classes. Yeah
I only pick it up knowing good again. Well, he would never be a Burger King shit. I fucking spit on these niggas
They pee on shit just nigga nigga what?
That looks good after all right. He's a good after
I don't know a lot. Burger King takes way better than McDonald's they always have. At least it gets old and this ain't sad
Let me tell you McDonald's Burger King Whopper clears all the McDonald's burgers
McDonald's fries is better than Burger King fries
I don't really, I don't know what I'll say God, oh, McDonald's spicy meat chicken clears
probably have to bring came in, I go, that's why she mentioned a bus, they should be the
only thing I used to eat when I went to McDonald's, I'll get a spicy meat chicken or some
shit.
That shit used to bus.
But you don't have to start selling the spicy meat chicken bro, that's what he
used to hit.
You know like bro we in the matrix nobody gives a fuck about it
Nobody gives a fuck about you something happen to you me whatever. Oh, yeah, oh, just not run burgers. It don't matter some matrix
Leasy actually a I would have did a whole fucking boot bang if I really wanted to sell some new product
But you got to act yourself out of all the burgers that McDonald's has had
Thousands of fucking burgers. What made the CEO come out?
That's not saying that's not saying and do that for that particular burger like it actually matter. That shit doesn't
What made him do that?
These niggas is strategic they trolling on especially at this time
Everything is at the peak. They don't have to keep doing traumas and wars. Y'all better watch out for these
I don't put that depth shit on her body on her we but they don't that shit is what changes the algorithm
It had you not caring about the kids. No, they start a war. Nobody's talking about that
Right if that don't work, let's take the celebrity
If that don't work, let's do this
Like bro, we have the point now a regular scripted by it's going off script. He's calling it his clothes all type of shit
He don't know nothing about calls. He just saying
We at the end of a cycle the cycle that they went in that shit is coming to an end
you
That's all I've been trying to do. I mean I said chat for some real answers
Y'all never give me a real answer. I never call nobody calling my life cuz I don't I don't know who's a fucking clone
It is you wouldn't I don't even y'all I think if there's actually clones
I don't think we'll ever actually know who's a clone ganker. I feel like they once up ahead
They've seen shit that we can't see the longest they play chess on there
Be basing it off a calendar. They got based it off pure nature and pure life
Y'all see it right in front of you if you follow start glitching if some weird shit
They'll throw some niggas that are obviously look like clones out there. So baby over here
That's the whole time the clothes a nigga right this and yeah, he's the clone. What time you right next you let it agree
What you and shit you're not even looking that way
That's when you know shit. It's happening if it's just trauma being pushed to you
Yeah, nigga question it
If this is shit that's happening some wars or something like you fall back
Take a break from social media, really tap in with social media.
Yeah, nigga, you gonna feel like you're missing out on.
What are you missing out on?
Scrolling?
Nigga, people, everybody's gonna be there
when you get fucking back.
We in the matrix, nigga.
Anyway, I told y'all, this video is not gonna be that long.
But they throwing it in your face now.
Everything I said, they throwing it in your face.
I left y'all niggas a whole bio of just
matrix shit that y'all could just always go back to
them gays and gays.
And just take it in.
It don't matter what you believe in.
But some shit is affecting your dad, your mom,
your brothers, this is you.
Nigga, we all ain't just eating people no more.
McDonald's is not people.
It's not animals.
What is it?
Yeah, what?
What the fuck is it?
It's not animals to make all these burgers
for all these restaurants.
Has somebody done the math on that?
Has someone done the math on that?
Like, the amount of burgers that's being produced
McDonald's and bring him with ease and all these food supply chains and a lot of animals are actually being born and shit
Like that is like it doesn't matter. Is it possible to have that many fucking burgers?
3d printed that shit
Yes, and it doesn't add up see that's that's that's what's scary game
like like like so if that's impossible what is the food isn't is what is the food wow
to what the name of the food industry head shit what do they say to that like
what can you even what does McDonald's even say like what can you even say to
that it adds up chat retarded oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
real dates are already preying me, I told y'all this.
Wait, wait, wait.
You even gotta watch out for the beyond shit,
because that bro, when I ate a beyond,
look at all of them.
Look at that, what the fuck, what the hell is this?
Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.
That shit ain't even the same like it was in 2020.
They're gonna change in everything.
Take care of y'all so, man.
I just want y'all niggas to stay tapped in, bro.
Everything game all the way, always fun in games.
That's the mission action is you can always play the fucking game and do what you do, but at least know something
Yeah, yeah, you got no song
No, you too, brother
We've been here since the way that
2015 out in bed. Do you know sign?
Raid shut up
You the bot fuck you what is this game?
nigga talking on jay-z like not in the club I'm on to you
bro y'all need some holes bro y'all need some holes bro how do you even have
this old-ass screenshot gang why don't we do it I don't even know what I do it
That's how you catch a football?
How do you even have this green shot, bro?
The fuck is this?
Evidence.
This type of shit, Greg was coming to me in my room
by what I was 10 years old about the doll
and the all-seeing eye and the pyramid
and the triangles and shit.
People how he acting stupid.
You all have the clip to is this a clip?
J out of here, man.
Okay, wait, what?
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck was that?
No cones having a baby. They're having a streamer baby. Imagine you're a baby though and you just come out of the womb and both of your parents are streamers and they just scream shut up a stupid whore all day.
Wait, what? No, no.
That kid ain't going to sleep.
Did you not tell you guys?
I didn't mean to say that.
Kat, fake, Kat, that's not the answer to someone who just leaves some crazy shit like y'all
about friends or whatever the fuck is having a baby gang, fuck out her, it's gotta be Kat.
Oh my fault chat, I didn't mean to say that, my fault, fuck out her, we don't believe you,
we don't believe you, y'all believe what? Gotta call Snow now,
Wow.
Niggas think I saved smoke on the number, you're fucking crazy.
Listen.
AI slop.
Wait, that's not AI, bro, wait, what's that AI?
Name through.
Listen.
Emily beat Chris in their 1v1 series?
Bro, Chris, how?
I don't think you understand.
Chris used to play the game, like, I mean it was 2K or beat, but like,
Chris generally used to play the game.
What do you mean Emily beat Chris?
Gay, it was 2K.
She almost beat him in 2K?
Hold on a sec.
I
Conspiracy podcast like you say conspiracy pop. What is that? What is that?
They'll be both my bro. I'm trying to figure out one niggas get on the fucking game, bro
Okay, chat. So y'all gotta tell me yes or no
Are we getting on Pocopia poke here next week? Are y'all just showing about wanting to see that?
Oh y'all actually want me to play that be a honey
Yes, why okay, I don't believe y'all. Oh, so be why you want to see me play that I generally don't believe y'all
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Why you had it move like that money you rich ass no, but like you understand though
That's a write-off though. So it's not really money game cuz it's for the YouTube video
Yo, I'm trying to talk about yo, you should just drop a hundred a hundred get into the chat right now
Cuz you my man is a fuck with me. Hey, you say I love you. I got it. I love
That's crazy
No, no, the bank stop my shit
Nigga what?
No, you're gonna get some something it make you put your car back in. Yeah
Bro, yeah, just what it would you got a gift to your age and just start working on
Yeah
What you mean game you said I'm not
I got you a ten right now
Not a question and ten that was crazy
What
Is that Greg
You brought an egg for real Greg Greg you so real
Hey
You catch it you catch out of him
150
By snacking
Right now. Oh, what the fuck is up boys?
We doing real shit right now. I'm sorry Russ. I love you though. Give me a second. Hello. Hello
Wait, wait, you want to just go come on?
Did you turn this work him on I can't turn my shit on why you can't turn yours on I'm on my other PC game the foot
I mean disabled
Bro, I'm like this camera is not attached to my second PC. Oh, you're a bot fuck it. All right
I'm looking though. So you want a crack
Like like and when I say crack I mean like I
For me to
Now you see, now you're scaring me, gang.
What?
200,000.
I was doing 20 gifted.
That's gonna hurt.
You understand, most of us are out here doing
20 gifted for the crack, won't it?
No, 20 dollars, that's 20 gifted.
Bro, 20 gifted is 100 dollars, nigga.
I'm giving him plus that, 150.
Yep, all right, baby, I'll take that.
Wait, I can't pre-crack it and then do it.
I'll just crack it whole on his head.
Oh my God, this is my son.
You gotta suck.
Listen, you know the New York video
I'll talk about crap this shit was a nigga.
Yo, that's gonna hurt, ain't it?
Just like smack it on his head, he'll be all right.
Yo, all my carpet is crazy, hold on.
Put some top on him.
Your hair, bro.
I'm sure you can get my fucking-
Yo, what's Greg Cash App?
I got it loaded right now.
What's the cash app?
I don't have to say no long.
Is your, is you are welcome-
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is it?
Is the letter you, the letter R welcome
and then faded with two Ds at the end.
Faded two Ds.
You are
All right, yo, I want to
Yeah, that's a good place here crack that shit
I'm gonna take a shower and give it a fuck.
Yo, go get the fuck out of our bed.
Don't fuck the fuck.
I don't want my hands.
Fuck you, TK.
Oh.
Who in the chat, look what money makes a bitch do?
I really had niggas crackin' eggs on their head for the brand.
I feel like, I feel like the dork.
I ain't gonna lie, no cap.
I feel like the evil I feel like the evil mr. Beast
Christ I feel like the hood mr. Beast
No
Free one thing wait, who's joining here wait who was in here talking me
Earlier I'm the line Russ was in here. I think he was in here. Did he just make him leave?
Yeah, I didn't make him leave bro. It was either rust or
I feel like it was wake it might have been like I love wake though. Yo, yeah, why did he leave?
What'd you say to him? I said I said hold on gang. We doing some real shit right now. Yo, bro, bro
Yo, wait come back bro
Where you at? Thank you made him leave. I
didn't make him
Bro, I'm not a why what you think niggas a do for a thousand dollars
What up, but what did I walk in on?
How much money also who's people by the way
What you're saying sounds kind of fucked up
People who like really need money and I like asking to do fucked up shit
Yo, if you had Mr. Beast money, you'd be a fucking terrorist.
T-Gain would be a fucking terrorist.
He had Mr. Beast money.
A little bit of this is a paper by Gippon.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna lie to you.
I had Mr. Beast money.
Yo, it would be a better place.
If I had Mr. Beast money.
We're giving you water.
If.
Yo, the type of games I'm doing, gang.
I'm shooting niggas with boner arrows.
Don't get shot by the bow when a million dollars.
All type of crazy shit, gang.
Yeah, I think squid games are a show.
I'm doing reverse slavery shit, gang.
I'm beating all niggas.
What?
I'm doing a crazy shit. Hold on. Let me make sure I let me make sure I take care of
YRG really quick though
Wait, what can we what reverse slavery? Yeah, I'm cracking whips on niggas backs. Oh, yeah
Thank you appreciate you wake I have a question for you. Yeah, what a good
What amount of money would you need?
Yeah, it's a roundhouse kick your closest friend
I don't know man. I'm like you really gotta spin your leg
I'll be honest like that kind of was just like having friends back in the day
It's not even crazy like no amount of money you could really go crazy like dude
I feel like half of middle school was us like filming ourselves
Running at each other as fast as we could and like calling it jackass. That was all we
You we just we and I think CK was about to give you money to roundups
because somebody in your house right now.
You have to be around your house.
Before we before we even go any further.
Do you have people in your house right now?
Yeah, three people in my house.
Who do you like the least?
Um, really all of them.
They're all equally.
Yeah, now.
Now, how much we were talking.
They can all now I won't roundhouse kick is kind of crazy
because that could cost concussions.
I don't want to be really hurt.
How much would it take for you to slap somebody in your house on camera?
OK, so this is our problem, right?
Sierra is very old.
Sierra is about 52.
And if I hit him, he could break and die.
Yo, he is a rich one.
You don't know how to use it.
Yeah. Yeah.
The other one is I don't know him all if he's small.
He's a he's a small man.
I could turn my camera on.
I've got to get on my other PC game.
Like, wait, wait, wait.
How many pieces?
I'll turn my camera.
What's your PC issue right now?
Here's a dual stream setup.
I'll do a stream shot, bro.
Oh, god.
You're a bougie.
You got extra.
He's a bougie bitch.
He's my thing.
How much would it cost you to roundhouse kick rage?
Like, what would that cost?
He's not in the house.
He's not over here right now.
Well, no, but if he was, I'm not offering.
I'm curious.
I'm probing, like, what the money amount is for him.
I don't think he gives us.
TK?
That's good.
Hold up.
My shit froze.
I ain't go live.
Hold on.
I'll be back.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, yeah, I'm back.
Yo?
Yeah, you're there to go.
I got turned off.
Start virtual camera.
And then I set my camera to virtual camera.
There it is. There it is.
All right, now we're in.
Yeah, now we're in.
We're locked in.
Now we're in.
Chat, thank you for the oral comments.
I know. I'm no.
I know, I know.
So how much we how much to like slap the shit
Like just one firm open hand slap to rage. Okay. No, no money. No, no, no amount
You don't need a bread like that
He would he would have you know, right?
You guys like grow up together, right? I mean like this
day one day one touch I do a thousand dollars
That's pretty cheap
Rage that's tough, bro
To slap me in my face a thousand dollars on the god
$5,000
Like you paying me yes, yeah
Okay, okay 20 bucks or 20,000
Okay
Yeah
but he doesn't have me so you could win that fight
the way you know that's true but you understand we're approaching your sister
we can't do jokes are about to die bro
the jokes are going to be like i want you hobble around at fucking mr. beast
compound man
hobble around at mr. beast hobble around at mr. beast
I want you to hold your knees it was either some event you were at bro
what was the event
what event? no there was an event you were playing basketball and I was
watching you reach down and grab your knees like you were like on your death
bed old tell me where it was your knee was in pain and you were reaching down
and grabbing man who's mage you would have beard right now tell you creator
League those months ago well I don't fucking do time just goes exactly
all day okay okay okay what can you do what can look at those knees do now
What are we talking? Are we jumping yet?
If you're referencing what I think you reference the years ago, that's not knees aren't doing any work there
But you got knee surgery and they're better now. Yes
Look what is some animations you need to be to do is that is the is the
I had a question is the Derek Rose Jersey meant to be like poetic right now
Incredible peak great season
Okay, okay
Yeah, hit a little, hit a little, hit a little get back for listening that.
I'll hit a little get back for listening that.
Oh, no.
Get back for listening that.
Let me see.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's it, that's it.
Was that good?
That's good.
That's good.
You were moving.
That's a good definition there.
That was good.
You were moving.
You were chilling, you were chilling, you were chilling.
It's cool, bro.
You only a few months removed, right?
The rehab getting there, bro, you'll be all right.
You'll be all right. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Josh. Josh.
Could you dunk back in the day before the knees? Back of my way.
Wait, hey, there. Oh, my God. Can you dunk? Back of my way.
I don't want to say he can't dunk because I don't know.
I've never seen him that full, complete athletic capability.
You know, wait, I think he was really young.
I mean
You got
I like the I like the man bun. Oh, you're the only one
You
Look at best I look like a shitty cult leader that you I love that you're blazing me right now
But at best I look like I'm talking old women into having sex with me at a yoga studio
Dude my I I'll tell you what my ancestors
Probably not very cool. They're probably just peasants like that's like oh, we're all kind of just peasant people
Like that's like I'm probably just like a peasant dude. You know what I mean?
It looks like he runs a millennial burger place. Oh, yeah, we're like the very
Oh my god
Shit, and they have barrels and shit.
Can he surf?
I look like, yeah, I know exactly.
There's a lot of wood and a lot of metal.
Yes, yeah, a lot of wood and a lot of metal, yes.
And they're like, you gotta have the apple pie milkshake.
Like, they're doing way too much with it.
You know what I mean?
You gotta have to slap my ass burger.
That shit hits.
Yeah, oh, are you talking about like the millennial,
like their name and everything?
Like, this is called the blow jet.
Yeah, the blow jet.
You're gonna have to try this.
Yeah, yeah, oh god.
Fucking, I'm gonna be honest, kill me.
Kill me.
The fact that someone clocked that in me makes me sad.
It's like I that's a bummer Russell.
Oh, that's a big one.
It's a big one.
You know that his his name used to be comedy Russell
and he's running from that.
Wait, what?
And it was comedy comedy.
Russell, it was comedy.
Russell, because he's a comedy guy, but you're a comedy guy.
And you know, wouldn't you say I'm a pretty funny guy?
Oh, like comedy as your your your funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like, stand-up comedy or like, just naturally, like?
No, just like a natural guy.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys.
Russ is all natural.
I'll be honest.
I just got done pooping and I thought, like, I was done.
But, like, my stomach is like about to explode.
No, no, no.
Russ, what did you eat?
What did you eat, bro?
They're being too waved sometimes.
I understand.
Go finish this shit up.
All right.
Bro, the amount of dudes just go their whole life having diarrhea
and never question it.
Like you should not be that haven't I read it?
Yeah
45
No, no, you do just no shot
That's so much shit
What now if I'm having stomach problems like I'm sick or some of ours there's been days I've shitted 12 times or some shit
Do you have a bidet bro? How are you not like like that's crazy?
like so you need that you can't wipe your ass 12 times in a day and be okay
that's not possible yeah dude what not all of us have even without the debate I
still have even I don't have a compound I don't have a compound I don't have a
compound I wipe my ass six times a day yeah that's just so much friction bro I
don't know that's crazy to me okay okay wait wait wait wait your wet wipes dude
I think dude wipes are funny cuz like why did we didn't need dude what we
You didn't need to give me permission to use a wet wipe, bro.
What's going on? Why is it?
Man for dudes.
Dudes.
They just free your ass from men.
Less masculine using wipes or something.
No.
It was just like, it was like, it's not gay to use this is what they said.
That's what they did.
They're like, it's not gay.
It's a good wipe.
Wipes are scented?
Well, no, because your shit is scented.
You know what I mean?
It's like fighting it.
Smelling bootyhole.
Why don't you, nigga?
Why you got scented wipes on asshole?
Yeah.
Get that lemon.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fellas, does it gay to not smell like poo?
No, it's not!
It's a gay to shut up!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
It smells good!
Like, I'm sorry!
Wait, oh!
Redler wipes removes the scent.
It just smells like...
Bro, your dude wipes are scented.
They're gonna, they're gonna...
They're like cedar scented or something.
Like, they're doing...
And you don't even see...
You got scented wipes, you don't even know.
Yeah, they're gonna send it, bro.
They're gonna send it, bro.
Go get your dude wipes.
I promise you it says a scent on it. Go get him. Bring him out. I'm telling you. It says it bro
You're it's gonna say like mint or something. I I know these
Every dude. I know uses wet wipes like then it's always dude wipes every time bro every time
It's actually so effective. It shouldn't I I used to use dude wipes, but I don't like the brand
I don't like the way it makes me feel after it makes I feel like I'm insecure when I use them
Like I needed permission
Wait, okay, hold on
Yeah, what does it say on it give it give me give me give me it's got to have a scent
No
No
See that's how this is why you can wipe fucking 15 times a day Josh
Have aloe on it man. You're putting like you're putting cactus in your ass
That's crazy
Alos like a plant. It's not really cactus, but yeah
Yeah, they make fucking don't they make tequila out of like the same thing
Okay, isn't it all they say about aloe booty hole gang cactus booty. No, no gang. No, it's not a cactus chat
So cactus is kind of has the same kind of thickness of it that cactus a gave. It's a gave shit
Agave is the is what they make tequila on him. Do you guys fuck with tequila?
I love tequila. I do a little cup of tequila right here
I feel like that's like late game for anyone who's trying to be like a celebrity you go into tequila
Like you stop making movies at 50 and you do tequila and that's your thing. You got it. You got to pick your alcohol
Yeah, you become a you become a liquor mobile. You're a swaggy. I fuck with I fuck with the necklace
Thanks, dog with the next piece game. You're a fucking swagger. Sometimes sometimes though
Me I don't really I don't show money. Sometimes a little cunt having a show right there sometime. Yeah, just make a hint of necklace
Yeah, little hints of that shit little hint of that shit
Am I not a swaggy for not having a necklace?
You have a nose piercing I guess
I fuck with that. I'm glad you I do too, but people can't tell as much. Well, you have a nose piercing
Yeah
You for sure work at them fucking restaurants. Yeah, look there was a time where that was I mean look
You do what you got to do, you know.
Wait, so if I go into alcohol, become a millionaire.
Yeah, what's it going to be?
Look at Jay-Z.
OK, I don't want to look at Jay-Z.
OK, I don't.
Yeah, I loved I loved his alcohol.
He was so nice on the other.
Well, what's wrong?
Jay-Z got syrup. Wait, what did you say?
No, Jay-Z got is Jay-Z syrup?
You're so nice.
He did his rock, right?
Yeah, did he did syrup?
What did you do rock? I don't know but fucking made songs be like by buildings and art do that
Fuck with Jay-Z's actual catalog. I'd be real with me. Do you like I do?
I don't think you
I'm on board
Jay-Z and
You can't you can't name a diddy song either half of diddy's songs are just him in the background of some better artists song game
Like yeah, okay
Some of the time I'm listening to some of the time giddy songs
At least did he saw Rikichi
Bruh, I don't know the name of song off the top my head nigga, but I can type it in I'll tell you right now
Last night
Is there a feature on a unlike a push a T song it was really good
No, I don't listen no
I feel that way about a lot of rappers though where I'm like I fuck with any time I see you in another person's work
I'm down with it, but like I do not want to crush an album
Look listen chat y'all
They be having Jay Z top five all time, bro. Like I'm cool. They have maybe having a top three. I'm cool, bro
Like I'm cool. I'm so cool. Jay Z. Yeah. No, I there's nothing I like from him that much
But Jay Z wrote the chronic to
okay, who's they like like like like
Jay's like
What the hell the Teges go?
But I'm not even like a I'm not even like a I'll be honest. I'm not even how much of a lyrics guy
I hate to say it. No, I don't really care
Yeah, I appreciate it very much so and I feel like I was more of a lyrics guy when I was younger
Actually, so I see and the older I got I was more so like Joe
And the point of life I am right now
I'm just trying to listen to some of that like that's vibing to whatever I just all I care about is how it makes me feel like
That's it. It's like the only real meaningful layer
It's like I'm if I feel cool listening to something or it makes me feel the thing I want to feel
I don't care really what words or the song like I just I don't care like that's why I've young thought bro
Like I remember hearing lifestyle for the first time. It just being like I don't give a shit. This is dope
Sometimes I don't want to think too much. I want to hear I want to absorb and I want to feel
So I don't want to think too much about oh my god that born man. This is that like
No, yeah, it's me both now. Okay, but that's rare if you could do both. You're just a demon now
You're fucking now. We're have now. I'm in love and you're whatever that's different, but now people can't
Yeah, but like if you can find a way to make it something like
Feel and enjoy just on a like a sonic level like it feels good in my brain
Then I don't really care what you're saying if you also were saying cool shit, then I like respect you infinitely more, right?
Bro, that's why I don't know the way
Oh Wayne's awesome
Wayne is awesome
Have y'all tapped in with to sleep with to slimy it. Yeah, okay, so hello
Oh, wait, wait, wait, ask you to see a little first because I'd rather have her perspective on to slimy
What do you see where I have a question? Are you tapped into the next thing the next Michael Jackson to sign?
No, okay
You should give him a listen I got I got kind of cook not cook
Well, but your message has got on my ass on Twitter this week because I said ye I blame this on you
You gave a lot of these fat trash Mexican niggas right to start making music and shit a lot of niggas
But I wasn't for a hundred
I was in Switzerland
You gave like your own Berkeley speech like like like something like like you just gave niggas hella like yo
This is like it so I can do it. No, you have no talent
They should the fuck up nigga just cuz you fat and messy game. Don't make you eat gang
You don't mean you can fucking rap like that nigga, bro
Fill me. No, I think everybody is talented, especially the Mexican people.
Actually, what about the fat ones?
I especially even what are some of their talents?
I feel like some Mexicans are talented, like how some black people are talented.
Some people are all talented their own way.
When it comes to you're wrong.
No, not every fat Mexican is talented.
Hold on.
Katie's bringing fire.
They are.
They're talented.
She's cooking right now. She's baking there. I say
See your line if you can't tell everybody that you go rap, bro. No, I think everyone should rap
Yes, I'm very good
I'm very good very talented
She she could write it all in Spanish though. So holy fuck
How you doing
right way too bright why are you laughing wait what are you laughing at
it's just the second Russell turns his camera on oh god no that was a quiz oh what's the problem
bro what's up yo tissue you're hella black right now okay i know no you can't i'm not
everyone everyone's been my kitty my camera's not working i don't know why i'm the whitest
person on this entire group right now.
Yo, yo, yo, it's crazy.
You tease the blackest person in this group right now.
It's not even close to the black.
That's not even true.
I don't.
I don't see.
She tapped it on to slimy.
Wait, so wait, so do you two slimy actually hit maybe I listen to the wrong song.
You got a little fans.
I think.
Yeah.
So bad.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm an open minded nigga.
So maybe I heard the wrong song.
The song is he's sound autistic.
So the song, no, like, you can listen to any song.
He was talking about a single song.
What do you mean?
So what does that mean?
Wait, Russell, you're not you're not a fan of to slimy.
I do I sound autistic.
Um, sometimes.
Oh, but I guess you know what it sounds like.
Yeah, I mean, everybody sometimes, you know, wait, speaking of that,
what does it sound like, Josh?
Can you define that for us?
Yeah.
Autists?
Oh, I'll say I'll be able to go right back.
I can imitate it.
It's a pretty easy thing to identify, Willie.
I mean, I can imitate it.
You want me to imitate it?
No, I don't think you should do that.
I don't think you should do that.
I don't think you should do that.
All right.
My therapist said it's blunt sounding
and unable to read tones of other people in themselves.
No, I was saying, Autistic.
You see, you had the chat, too, cutie.
I was going to say Autistic.
People sound, they're just like intricate sometimes.
So you feel me?
So sometimes people sound intricate, I should say.
Fair, fair, fair.
A lot of autistic people are smart in no way, you know.
You boys do therapy?
Are we in therapy?
I was there.
I did a couple therapy one time.
A couple therapy?
I think that was your idea.
What are you, 38?
You think that was who I did?
I was joking.
So someone took you to couples therapy.
Yeah.
How'd that go?
Oh, actually, it wasn't that bad
because she turned into my personal therapist.
I guess she's kind of cool.
She's kind of cool.
OK, wait.
So it was it worked. I mean the fine works. I mean I'm single right now, so
Well, I mean maybe that was the point
The fine works cake
No, I had a therapist who told me to give up once. So he's like it's not gonna work. I do not you can't fix this
No, is it a relationship?
Oh
See oh, it was reverse psychology I went to a reverse psychologist
Tell me good luck like she told me good like she broke up with
Bro, I think she wanted you
No, that is awful advice like she ended the session if we never spoke to each other again, so I don't think she wanted me
Maybe you just needed to like take no you didn't reach out like leading you to taking the charge, you know
Wow that was really based of you well done. Okay. Yeah
Cuz she was not it she was
But you would fuck up there if she was fine shit
And she was I don't think anyone is chud you'd fuck your therapist. That's insane. She was fine shit
Yeah, imagine trying to fuck the person who's trying to like get you mentally, right?
Actually what men are really into in my experience
But you wouldn't you wouldn't fuck with a girl that was mentally stable and would help you with your mental health
That's mentally stable is that you're
So you wouldn't fuck a girl down to your make-up?
But she's like professionally doing it.
OK.
What if like, she's like professionally doing it?
Then it's like, I don't know.
I don't want to be a therapist anymore
because I'm romantically attracted to you.
Hold on. Hold on.
Two teeth, six.
Hold on. Make-up done.
Fleek. Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, cutie.
The scene.
That's so nice.
Oh my god.
What?
Thank you.
Oh.
God, I'm I'm literally that's so nice. Oh my God. Wow. Oh, thank you.
What are you doing?
Actually, I honestly just worked out and I'm I didn't even put like I put eyebrows
and lashes and lip on and that's just you being a woman and having a woman.
That's so nice.
It was one man, a woman in Rosé.
Women crazy.
That's all I was hoping like, well, you get cutie.
Yeah. What was that?
National women's much. No, thank you get that out there, man, you know
And your inclusion this lobby is nothing to do with that either
You feel deep down like you should support more women
I'm here. Wait, hold on. Support support with you. What where where was
Russell's and TK's happy black history month message. Yeah, I didn't get that so
We don't talk too often, but yeah, I did um I did send it. Yeah, but why aren't you guys talking too often? You know now
It just it just felt it felt like if I went through like my contacts, you know how like I didn't want to be performative
I didn't want to be a performative white person. What do they say? Oh, I didn't want to be a white savior per se
I want to I don't want to go through and like tokenize my phone contacts. I wasn't gonna do that
Oh, absolutely. Okay. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. But you know, I was I was off last month, you know, you were off.
Oh, you didn't know this.
Oh, no, I don't know. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Escape from the internet.
Can we talk about how I think it's a little fucked up that it's just black history month? Why isn't it black month?
Why are we like, no, it's for the history. What about the now? What about the black people now?
You think we should talk about that?
I think this is an important conversation to have
Why isn't it black future Mike? Why aren't we talking about what could come of things? Hmm? Okay. Why maybe every day that's lived is history
Exactly, and we look to the future
Why black history month only 28 days that budget bigger question to
Let's let's let's make let's make March black future month and like
move this women's history month to like
you know what I'm gonna tell you
can we just like switch it?
yeah like you guys can get like September or something
wait do you also get periods during March?
during the women history March?
do you also switch it?
we do
we do
why?
that's a scam
we do
that's a scam
that's weird
I don't know
I don't know
that's supposed to be weird
uh
yeah
we're gonna cancel that
it's not gonna happen again
interesting
so look
look y'all boys
Girl, we're gonna hop on a new game. Look, it's my end of the week. All right after this stream
I'm off for the fucking weekend. I'm good. So I'm gonna play some fucking game my fucking friends
You know I'm saying and they say this is a game called battle go for some shit
Nobody here has played it before so we should all be versions and so we should all be on the same playing field
So we're gonna learn together and battle against each other. Can you be gentle with my first time though?
I'll be gentle with you always thank you
We haven't it's gonna be fun. That's the street saying is fun and the street said it's fun cutie
It's fucking fun. Yeah, it's them. Okay. I like the streets are down a super battle. Go for glasses is this
Say my I just say my chrome heart glasses
Yeah, those are nerd glasses good what game you playing battle golf, I don't know I don't know how comp it is but
But you're with your friends.
Anything to be coffee, anything to be fun.
If I need the guys, the pals, and the girls,
is going to be a blast.
And that's all that's important.
Russell, you made a box, a box, maybe a little lead
a hot box, right?
Bro.
Oh my god, that was.
Yo, I bet you thought about that every night since.
And I think it's because he felt like a new and upcoming
rapper spitting bars like that made him kind of
intimidated and he had to go.
Yo, gang.
Yo, gang.
We are fraud as fuck inside the Hellcat with bus man fucking dealer in gang
Bro this nigga Russell said up like a free like a bar or the bar
I don't know what he said. He's do you remember? I was going hard. I don't know where I was going
I don't want to say but I own God the delivery was crazy the words were crazy that were coming up my words
It was insane the words are crazy. He finishes his bar. I looked at boss Mandelo. He looked at me. He goes
And all him and all his homies automatically got out the way
They just let me up before they left though. They had to
Look crazy. Yeah, it's courtesy
Bro, okay. All right. No, listen to this though. Now. What was I doing? What was rage doing during this? He was
cap. I'm a heavyweight nigga. Fuck. It's just my body. Now I don't even say words.
That's what he was doing. He was just like, you know, essentially when Russell was freestyling
and you know, engaging in the, the, the rap with Boston and Dilo, you were in another
world.
No.
No, the bar was so fucking out. I was trying to think about what the fuck this
Nigga Tom out nigga. I wasn't fried. I don't get
It's super bought battle golf, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Katie. What's the last time you got fried realistically?
Twitch con
2019
Qt do you remember when I
When I call when like it was like me and you Rob who called you to help us
us roll a blunt like we called you so you could teach us that I was in like 2019 what
yeah I don't she said she could she did help us out pretty well yeah remember when we didn't
have any apples or anything and so I made a bong out of an onion or I made a little
Yeah, it's like a little
I made a pipe out of an onion. Yeah, pipe. Yeah. It was so funny.
It was so good. I didn't know you had that at your Duffy.
No, QT. QT is like actually like she was like pulling off some pretty sure.
TK, TK. Before us, it was the Pogger gang. They was doing everything.
They was doing heroin, they was doing coke, all that shit.
I had a trauma off with Stiltz the other day and I think I won.
All of us.
You you're you're you're hard to go bar for bar with on trauma you you yeah you contend
Yeah, nothing beat I mean it was kind of more of a poverty off. Oh those are fun
I heard his voice
If it counts, I don't know what I'm talking about.
We stole it from the neighbors.
So that's pretty good.
That's pretty lucky.
Did you guys ever have bunny ears?
Like the little like antennas on TVs?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could like tune in to Judge Judy.
But you caught them whole bunny ears?
Yeah, yeah, that's what we call them.
What would you call them?
Is it a tennis game?
Yeah, a little bunny ears.
And then you'd fuckin' walk home around
and get Judge Judy on that.
And get on to the game real quick.
Do we have everybody's from yeah guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, my only person here that finish isn't evil on the heart of difficulty classic.
Yes, I haven't even played it.
The hardest difficulty you can play when before the first modern versus classic.
Which one is harder classic.
Super.
How can you verify?
All right. Whoa, this game was loud as hell.
What the hell did he just say to me?
I just left the call like a chud.
I'm a chud.
I'm dumb.
Now, Wakes, he's got a percentage of him, I think.
A percentage of what?
It's in the hair of black.
Oh, oh, wait, are you saying?
Wait, you're black.
What's happening?
You know, streets are saying it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I don't.
Rock, I think you wouldn't let me tell the world
that I was black.
I'm just trying to run defense.
What?
Rock out, man.
Die in a limb.
Hold on.
Oh my God.
What?
Wait, that's serious?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta get back in this one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta, we gotta show the screens.
Oh my God.
Hold on, hold on.
I got a shorter clip that happened today, bro.
Oh.
I'll be honest, man.
I've been...
I've had Rock out Lee on my show twice and he hit on every single panelist every
single time.
Oh, everyone.
I dropped the link again
Drop the link. Wait, I'll leave. Yo, that's a little shit. You feel me down?
Can you guys excuse me? I'm gonna go grab my chicken
What type of chicken?
It's fried
Why need that give me the link that is not his little shit that is his little shit
That is a little shit confirm make a fuck after this video. You can't tell me otherwise. Oh, yeah, I got it
I got a name. I'm good. Yeah, let me see this.
Well, no, we need to get back.
You want to go get some chicken per usual? Yeah.
Per usual. Is that is he is he like main chicken? Yeah.
We I think yeah, I was gonna say, I think rage means chicken to chicken.
I do. But it's mine's mine's not like good, you know, chicken is
I think I feel like chicken is the best man to me.
Hello versatile.
Good. It's the most versatile.
It can take on the most flavors.
Yeah, 100%.
I love chicken, bro.
I love chicken.
And I don't even know why chicken is also black people's chicken.
I feel like everybody loves chicken unless you're vegan or vegetarian.
Oh, everyone does.
Like, every culture eats chicken, bro.
Like, what?
It's, you know, it's like not the most popular meat in the world, though, somehow.
What is?
What's the most popular meat in the world?
Fucking pork.
Pork is the most consumed meat by Lansing.
That's crazy.
I never eat pork.
Yeah.
I think pork sucks I don't fuck with bacon. I don't even fuck with bacon. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I think it's
Like you've like trained yourself to like yeah, no
My brain is like very specific things
However, I since I started cooking I'm way more into food
No, I'm in here
You're in here, TK.
TK, you in here?
You bum ass, Nickel?
I'm gonna make you fucking like...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why? Why?
Why I gotta be a bum? I'm in here, I'm in here.
All right.
The big beauty had to leave.
First of all, they got matching pimple patches on.
That's for the one.
And you know where you keep the pimple patches.
Uh-oh.
Wait, wait, wait. Rage, can I intervene real quick?
Are you saying that they're dating because you know they're dating?
Suspecting that they're dating because of
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
Hold on.
He said, I've been taking that.
He's having joined you in a second.
My dream, he's drunk right now, so he doesn't know what he's saying.
Can I just be clear that the old, like, taking a shower
without me lying has, like, been around for a bit?
No, no, gang. He's drunk, so no.
It goes out. It's good.
He's slipping. He's slipping.
He's slipping.
He's slipping.
Watch this. I'll watch it.
Hold on a second.
Wait, leave me alone.
Yeah.
He's out.
He's out.
He just dropped both the dumbbells.
Watch this here. Watch this.
Say W today, Anna.
You need WD
Okay, I'm gonna be clear I don't know
No
Send me the other clip chat. I got a clip from yesterday that Diana
There's 35 more seconds. What does she do after this? She's pushing him away, by the way
No, go back
No
Yeah, we have one. I think I think Diana is a baddie and it's about time. Oh, so
People talking enough about how much of a baddie Diana is wait a what a baddie
BADD IE
Mm-hmm
He's Gorgina
Yo, I need to find the clip from yes chat, you know a couple of time
I'll find it game for get tight they go we get tight nigga. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why are you trying to be pissed me off?
Yeah, yeah, there's so 24 seconds left. Yeah
It's just he's just like oh Bob
So he's like shocked that that was because you know, he's stupid though. He's shocked because he's like gang
I did that shit on camera. I know who's on camera. I'm sauce because usually he dodges the camera
She's so they do show the camera now looking at him and shit
So he's like fuck
Fuck
Like I feel like I'm in their relationship like I feel so I feel like yeah, I feel like I'm yeah like I'm helping
Stop me, bro.
I'm gonna find this shit.
I think it was yesterday.
Like, I'm like the guy holding his hand
telling me he's doing a good job.
Thursday.
I'm going through my history round shot.
Yeah.
I'm going through my, you're parasocial?
You're doing deep research for this.
Self-control is a beautiful thing.
No, not that one.
Wait, what's this one?
It was my-
Why does self-control is a beautiful thing,
by the way?
That's a bomb.
It is.
Oh, I thought I thought it.
No, it's fucking Stokeholds Uglas.
Oh, fuck, dude, whoa.
No women, fuck that.
Come on, what are we doing?
We love women here.
Some respect, though.
Oh, I found it.
Women are beautiful.
I found it.
Women are God's great people.
Oh, my God.
Movie!
All right.
Do y'all see the screen right now, or are I gonna...
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Heal.
Okay, hold on.
Five bookmarks.
Is it frozen for you all, you see?
it's frozen. It's frozen. Oh, you didn't see that? No. Oh, my God. Okay. I'm going to change it for you. I'm going to change it. Hold on.
I'm going to put shrimp in. Okay. I'm going to come back with it. Boom. Boom.
Why do you do that? QT, do you wear a bonnet by any chance? I'm like discourse. Yeah, at night.
Mm.
You were on it.
Look at that.
I like the silk one.
Look at this shit right here.
Look at this shit right here.
Look at this shit right here.
I'm going to go to the YG bond.
Every guy YG bond.
I wear my sleep.
Hey, look at it.
You on the screen.
On the screen.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
It's settled.
Oh my god.
My thing is, every time, he's just, he's so shocked it's happening that I'm
not sold yet.
It's settled.
It's settled.
No, okay, so what are you fucking with a girl? It's normal. Oh, yeah, don't tell me what happens when you're fucking with
a girl. Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you, you know what I'm getting at, you know what I'm getting at.
When you're fucking with a girl, it's normal. But when there's a camera on and you've been ducking it for weeks and
you're finally like, I don't give a fuck on it, niggas start tweeting like, oh my God, I'm really, it happens every fucking time, niggas.
You think these niggas and they really they fucking internet relations that happen on screen
No, wait for the fucking stream nigga fuck
Yeah, cuz there's so much alert to it before and everybody's like do like, you know what's gonna happen
Are they just in phase two where they're like teasing and I look I'm just saying I got it
I gotta see a little less surprised by him now. He's it's oversold
Look listen, I'm not saying they're dating but there's for sure something going on
If you say, oh the wash, you're a happy ass man.
He break me.
Fuck.
You getting kissed by his fine shit.
He's break.
I'm not sure any of these stream relationships are real.
I, speaking of which, QT, the jig's up.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Time to lay out.
Yeah, I just, you know, it is, I'm getting a little tired.
All right.
I'm out of game.
I'm already in here, and I've already practiced, and I'm incredible.
Oh, hold on! No, no, no, that's- that's Smurf stuff.
Sorry, you guys were distracted with the drama.
It wasn't drama. I'm in my 2026 era, okay?
I left drama in 2025.
Yeah, that's why we're celebrating our- our doves.
This is a huge deal for Rock-L-E.
What the fuck was the name of this game again? Super Battle?
Oh yeah, we're calm.
Wait, you- you- you're Patterson?
I'm a Pattersoner.
Well, I just did a quick little tutorial.
Wait, do we have to do a tutorial?
No, we don't.
We don't.
I don't want to get you down.
Yo, I look like a loser.
I do not understand.
The scheme is.
Oh, do we do we get to build out a character?
Yeah, I want to make my new car.
That's the best part of games.
Making my dream.
You're making dreams a reality.
No, make it by dreams of reality.
Make my dreams a reality.
What are you going to say?
I'll say make my dreams a reality game.
You want to make your dream man.
Let's chill bro. No one cares.
I don't want to make my dreams a reality game.
Yo, wait, yo, hold on, wait.
Are you listening to the lobby music of this?
They're like, they're hitting that synth.
I think that I could be your dream man, Luke.
You didn't interact with your surroundings.
Wait, what'd you just say?
What the hell you just said, Russ?
I'm speaking with this chance, bro.
Yo, Josh, we started a game.
Are we?
I just invited him.
Oh, you invited me.
I'm ready for the invite.
I'm ready to invite him.
Yeah, but I'm only not friends.
Who's Aaron?
Is that you?
That's me. I'm on Ludwig's.
Oh, that's why I'm on Ludwig's account.
I was like, why am I?
I thought I was friends with him.
That's actually so cool.
You are your man's account.
Oh, wait.
You're your man's account.
Yeah, I used his money to buy this game, too.
W.
W.
W. Man's W Ludwig.
Well, I think I'm in a lobby with you.
Look at you.
Oh, you're a chud.
Oh, how much am I here?
You're a chud, you fucker.
Can you invite me?
Joshy?
Joshy?
Yeah, Josh.
You have to invite me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
In the pregame menu that y'all are at.
Can you change your character or no?
No, oh, hold on.
Oh, I think you should be here.
I'm inviting you, I'm inviting you, I'm inviting you.
Invite a friend.
I think you have to do it in this store.
Oh, I got it.
Who else do I need to invite?
Wraith?
I'm joining you.
And Russ, Russ, do I have you?
Oh, you're in Game Chat, man.
I just linked my stream in the Discord.
Are we in Discord or are we in Game Chat, man?
Yeah, we all look the same, bro.
Yeah, we all have the same, bro.
You can check out the store.
I'm going to go pay for a quick two seconds.
So the first thing everybody just left.
All right, we're good enough.
Oh, look at Wake, executive apostle Wake.
Yo.
Oh, that's from R.P.
That's old.
R.P. what?
Like what game?
It's been rushed.
I led the church for a while.
I'm turning off everyone's in-game voice.
This shit sounds like ass.
Unless it's like critical to the experience,
much case yo so you can just pound on this dummy is there like pvp hold on
oh yo oh hey I can attack bro this is a this pvp so rush is what we doing yo yo
yo why we beat on me I'm just saying like I that this is a mechanic man like
it's it's for hitting you know like her you can like bend the bullet in
Kerbo that's probably the battle part of it
Battle bits
Dude my games have been making sound what is going on?
What happens if I just hit you with that a club? Oh my god. Oh my god
Bro, wait, I got a power up. I'm fast as fuck. No, do you take a ticket?
You get the shit out of me beat the shit out of me real quick and then run just feel this is for 200 years
Okay, wait, I got a shield now hold on white shields activated. This is bad
It's gotta be
I can send you into the moon like I don't know and I'm fast as fuck after I do this
You know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna hit aircoots instead. Just
How do I do my things? Oh, stop it. I need to turn off the voice there go came back
Okay, shiver me timbers
There we go my voice is off the game. Okay, great. Why do you bald?
Yeah, why?
I bought it hit my shin wait you had to buy the balls you can buy it
Right there and buy it
huge
And you can change your outfit. Oh
Oh, can you now but all right well first I got an email, but I don't know how to use it
And they're going to make me yellow
Give me a little little tan there
Okay eyebrows, oh they gave me 50. Oh you have different loadouts
okay eyes
Oh it comes after a hole
So I'm going to go ahead and lock in those eyes by those.
You know what? What?
What eyes are you rocking?
I'm walking the scheming eyes.
There are some high eyes.
You can you can be high.
They love to give you stoner eyes as an option.
They always give that.
I'm going to go.
You don't say.
I'm going to go ahead and lock in on this.
Now I'm hunting for the fit.
What is this?
Balenciaga?
Joshua, can you hurry up, bro?
The fit, Balenciaga?
It's a good job, champ.
My fault.
Hey, what?
What's with that?
Hey, where the hell am I?
Wait, how did I see P over here?
Hey, can you check this?
Gordon, can you add me?
Oh, yeah, cutie.
Check this.
Where the Adam plays?
Thank you.
What the hell, Rage?
Wait, haven't I played a game with you before?
Did I wrestle?
We played Among Us.
Oh, no, that was Zoyle.
Zoyle, how'd I just get to confuse a Zoyle game?
What?
Wow, dude.
Honestly, bro.
You got to pay for a trip?
Oh, you must have lost your-
Hold on.
No, no, no, but you get currency right out of the gate.
You have like $15,000.
I have $15,000, though, like.
I'm about to put on the new VEV.
Yeah, Doug.
Wait, what?
Bruh.
I've seen the clothes you wear.
You spent on drip.
Yeah, but like, you didn't say it?
I'm like a skirt bottle.
You know if no one if no one adds me, it's okay.
I'm just going to hang out with my girlfriend and like watch her movie or something.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I know he's ego in you but I got I what, yo, let me add you.
Somebody add him because I don't know how to do it on Ludwigs.
Thank you.
Settings are all weird.
So we're gonna make a swag it
Qtima fucking swag it
Oh, yeah, better words. I think no, no
No, no, man, you know
Reg, I'm gonna speak of someone who's been given a few passes. They're best not used
No, I said swag it. It's not a pass. I asked all the game makers at the drag bunch up like yo swag it is cool
Which I don't think is right there like yeah, if you if you had to ask gay men if you could say it
It's a pass
It's a pass bro. Bro. No, bro swag it is first of all
You know I could be talking about
I'm back it. What what you feel me?
Okay, we're getting kind of crazy
Man, I go out of drip is kind of mid in this bit. I don't know man. There's some cool
I just I don't have the I don't have the I don't have the funds. I balled out too hard on a few pieces
Actually, we get a high five. Oh, how much for the corn? Yes, reds. No, I'm getting corals. I got him
How did you where'd you get a gun?
I already got him
I
Know the bracelet make it make it look like
Liyugi bro. I'm good Russell. We're even friends in this game. Are you wait?
I don't think so. I think I think that's
Okay, I'll I'll be the big boy. Oh
You're gonna regret that
work
All right, Russell I'm um I'm I'm
Except my friend
You know, it's crazy you've been my friend for like four years and we've never touched the game together
Yeah, I don't think uh, because y'all are really fucking something like that. We're good. Wow
Oh true actually
What do you mean, why did you blow up? How do you have explosives? Hold on don't go nowhere. Come here. Wait
How do I bite oh, I gotta go to a clip by
They come me like two cheaters
It's all in the eyes, I see
Or this is me. Oh, it's
Let's go for a ride
Retake
Okay, got it. We're good. We're good. We're good. Come back
crazy is your fucking Miami and you just misquoted Scarface oh wait yo I can hop
Yo, this is hard. Let's go. I'm on the back. We're gonna like a paratroper
Yeah, go to these go to those question marks
All right, let's hit these let's hit these what's in that? Oh, it's loading it's loading. Let's get a gun
You can get a gun
It has an exclamation point. Oh, oh, oh, yeah
Oh, I put it back. How I put it back. I mean how I put it on. Oh, yeah, I'll put my clothes on
It has an exclamation point
You didn't
where you didn't buy it bro
I'm already how do I buy it? No, okay? Click them bro, and then I'm gonna put the shit you didn't buy
Yo, Joshy pool, were you wet?
We're three
Hitting the Lamello ball right now
I'm running red lights
We're going right at this point. We don't know
Yo
It'll be hard watch
What did not bite you?
We finna hit this ramp wait we finna hit this ramp right?
Do 16 no scope!
Yo!
Hey!
Real niggas in town.
Hold on what's that accent?
Hey!
Hey!
Real niggas out here!
Look at my dress!
I'm pushing the beat.
I'm pushing the beat.
Wait I'm pushing the beat right.
You're going inside.
You're pushing the beat.
You got no swag.
Wait are there your discord still?
Or no?
Yeah.
No no no man should we do game chat or should we do discord?
Oh discord is what we've been doing.
I
Don't think there's somebody in this yeah, there is yeah, there is oh
My god
No, I bet why is y'all it's not this small fucker
All right, you mad group leader. How do we how do we start this bitch?
Mom come and push this button. All right, let's push it. Let's go. Yo, sorry so hard
Okay, let's go. Okay, twin beach.
A lot of mushrooms. They did some to you and Mr. Beast.
Oh, I didn't put the eyes. So we try to get the hollow one.
Is this a time thing or a turn thing?
I think I know, but they ball in the hole.
And I'm gonna do it
Oh
Man wait
Way too far
I lost my ball. Wait where'd it go? Wait, I went too far. Oh, I went way too far.
Wait, stop! Why is there grenades on the floor? Can you black shots? How do I black
shot? You can hit the mother shitting. You can hit the mother shitting. How do you
play? Oh my god dude, I don't know. Don't let them score, don't let them score.
How do you play a stupid bitch?
Us I tried to stop her. She's gonna make it in though. I
Have no finesse bro, I have no finesse
That's a cat
What is to do for three I'm back in the sand dude. I'm living in sand. This is terrible
I
Am I there tapping it or I'm sending it into the abyss dude
What do you mean I just lost
I gotta change the angle. Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought I was locked
I thought I was laughing at the angle, there's a point.
Wait what do you mean the angle?
How do you change it?
So, so, so...
Oh! With your mouse wheel!
Yes, yes, yes, mouse wheel, mouse wheel, mouse wheel.
I didn't know you could do that.
You guys are always on a hurry.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, what's happening?
Okay, wait, we didn't finish, we didn't finish, we didn't finish, we didn't finish, we didn't finish, we didn't finish.
We didn't know how to play though, we didn't know how to play, we didn't know how to play.
We're locked in now.
We're locked in, we're locked in, we're locked in.
Maybe they tell me you can change angles.
we all agree they'll let you win that one yes
oh no I went high not far again
same room
what is this dude?
what? no!
cheese mocking!
I just snatched somebody
that was diabol
I'm out of here. I'm out of here, chat.
Wait, what?
That's a fucking ocean?
Oh, broth.
Oh, crap. I also did that.
What happens if I don't want to hit you?
No, what?
Chat, this is the player I'm playing.
I need to be animation cancel.
Us!
Does that water flare?
Please, please, please.
I'm a demon.
No, no, no.
First place not for everybody
Hey, oh my god
Oh shit, this game's got a cool
fuck you this game is very cool
oh god what is freaking happening here
oh no someone's right there bro don't score don't score bro
don't play defense on each other play defense what does number two do
Russell okay we're at work that's all you do
I thought we had time special I gotta I gotta stop you bro watch this shit you
don't have to stop me just let me live oh my god oh my god
No, I just put myself up.
That's how I make it.
Yeah, that was me.
Tiger Woods.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh no oh god wait i fell in the hole i fell in the hole
oh my god no it started me way back this is not good dude
oh my god he's in the water
wow great we're just killing it man i had such a good start oh my god
We're just killing it, dude, the power of our shows you where it will end up. I don't have time to read
Sorry, then we were playing nerd games
Oh, I just shanked it
In the green or the highs I'm trying to go super far. Yeah, we let him go first. So again if you're chance
I'm sorry, I'm gonna blow somebody back up, bro.
Sure.
What?
My God.
Fucking controller.
Russell just hit me.
Oh my God.
Who just got a bomb?
Who in me with a bomb?
Yo, Ridge.
What wrong with you?
What?
Meet me, bro.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
me bro meet me bro keep me meet me
yo what you call me boi
I'm deep down motherfucker
oh my god can I still go for it can I still go for it
no no go in the water
who did that to me
I'm so far away
I'm gonna crash out I bet she goes in the water
I'm gonna crash bro
ah what
oh with the flick
Bros got the bloody at the boat the blood. I'll fuck that go
Oh, baby it in the water. How did you hit that Russell?
You're right there
I'm going to break my monitor game.
You look at the red guy doing the LBX.
What?
Go in the hole!
Oh, come on.
Go in the hole!
Wake up.
Just softer, honey.
Wake up!
I'm hunking.
I'm hunking.
I'm hunking.
I'm hunking.
I'm hunking.
I
Well, we can rage still
Say if I don't win this one right here, I'm gonna get you. I'm God. I'm locked in. I'm God. I'm y'all
I understand you know spiegel's no stop serious week I'm not even getting up
fucking I don't know why you just had this car in the way off the kingdom
You are in the way of my ball!
Yeah, I know.
Hold on, hold on, don't roll too far ball.
Sure!
Wait, you can't swim in this game? I thought you could swim, what do you do?
I get to run over an-
Bro, fuck!
I want to be honest guys, you really want to be careful here.
It's a delay chat.
Uh-oh.
Promise.
Brick!
No way.
Well, I gotta hit you like that though, you basically feel so stupid.
Wait, can I not go into the water?
That's embarrassing. I didn't realize that I just kept spamming
I wasn't paying attention
You killed the golf car dude
I quit. I quit. So you're getting each of us on the subs, right, Rach?
Yeah, 100 subs. Thanks, Rach. That sounds awesome.
Thank you, Rach.
Oh, I forgot to say. Guys, for women's month, did you know that men get to send me 20 subs?
I still got some. I still got some. A lot of men have to give you 20 subs.
Yeah, for women's month, if you care about women, this would be a good time to, like, maybe say that on TV.
There's a lot of men out there, though. There's a lot of men, you know?
I still got some, chat.
I'm saying 20 for QT
Yo, I'm just like hitting it on you man. Yo, aircoots is
You're doing sex so QT. Yeah, I'm crazy. How did you did you have to unlock that? Yeah, also Tiki you like rock-out league
Your character's a rock-out league
I feel like we already did this, man.
Yeah, you know, golf tends to blend together.
I have done my pork chat as a feminist.
So true, can you?
Wait, are we on the next round?
Oh, goodness.
Uh-oh.
God damn it.
Wake!
Wake.
Come on, man.
Oh, and I read it to a fucking mind
Wait, are they cheating while I'm doing my part?
Yeah
Whoa
Things that I definitely
I like this one chat I like this one. I like this one. I like this one. I like this one. They think I'm near Rob chat
Hit it up a little bit. No, that's way too far. Is it?
Oh, I'm drowning. I'm still at the start
It's a little bit
It's a little bit shit. What the
What the heck?
Why can't I hit it?
Why can't I hit it?
Oh my god, I'm gonna fall.
Yo!
We in, boys!
What's up, boys?
Jeff, hold on.
I said wait.
I said wait.
I said wait.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're right here.
I'll first up.
Let's get it.
Easy.
What do you mean, first up?
Hold me up!
What?
How is my kick losing?
Move!
You piece of shit!
How is my keep losing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You can't make it.
How do we play these cards?
Air One! That's an air one!
That's an air one!
Oh, it's so bad for me.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm about to go.
I don't know what to do.
I have to be so flat, bro.
It's so bottomed people get the best of us.
Spiral? Uh-oh.
Hey, watch this. Watch this.
Wait. Come back here. Come back, season.
I'm banging this.
100%.
You gonna bag it?
I
Called me dad what?
Hold on one. Are you crazy? You made it to the island?
That is insane
Everyone else today try to kill you know oh my god
And he's got a car
Mine first place demon
Come on tenor make that
Oh, I bounced!
Oh!
I got another police shot. Are you serious?
No, no, no, no, no. Don't go too far. Fuck.
Wait for me, you little...
No!
I shouldn't have struck out on K.
Make it, make it, make it.
Cut!
You're fucking kidding me.
Why is it my jumping water, Shaq?
Sorry.
What are these?
Handboots.
Oh, yes.
Idiot, idiot.
Oh, fuck Shaq!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Shit, I'm fucking y'all up right now from the distance.
Yeah, that's how we play.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
No!
That's okay, I'll be right here.
Help me, this bitch!
Oh my god.
Oh fuck, I flew off the map from my goddammit.
Oh, what a shot!
Move on my way.
Are you crazy?
How's that possible?
First place!
I'm a drooler, I'm a drooler, bro.
That's crazy, what a play from where it's there.
Let's go!
Oh, my god!
We catch it up, chat, we catch it up, we catch it up.
Baby sets, baby sets.
Why is this golf court drive like a Mustang?
Baby sets, baby sets, baby sets.
Let's go!
My boots didn't work.
Oh, my god, my boots did not work.
I'm getting trolled right now.
Baby sets, baby sets, baby sets.
My boots went away, didn't walk.
Oh my god.
Yeah, cool, it's going forward, I don't know.
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
I was supposed to get second.
We got to run this back.
I didn't know how to play before.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
No.
No.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Off guard wrestling.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Where am I?
You're second.
You're second.
You're second.
Holy shit.
What?
I DNF'd the last two.
I
Know that's just far
I'm sorry
Okay, we're good. What? Where did I get it?
Let's go. Sure. You piece of shit.
Hit that far. Oh, really?
Right. You think that's cool?
You think that's awesome?
Oh, what the fuck?
I don't care if I get a penalty right here.
Oh, I don't even get one.
Oh my God. I'm not even close to those things.
What the hell is that bro like, suck a cock.
In a positive way, in a fun and enjoyable way.
Yes, in a way that is consenting between two men who are excited about it.
Or a woman.
Well, assuming if he's saying to start, if it was to you then that would make sense.
Uh oh. Okay, so I'm really not nailing this at all.
What is the air horn doing y'all you don't want to know the shot you don't want to know us
You straight up early. You don't want to know
My dude my balls penalty over and over again, it's just broken the game broken now
Wait, come second, I need you to a good second place right here, wait.
No, I really through it's okay. Take your time. You have 10 seconds. Fuck, bro. We run this back. We run this back. Oh, no, wait, you've got it's only cutie. No, oh, no, we run this back. I go crazy.
I love you. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Russell, I need you to go ahead and throw for me.
Bro, I already got a DNF the last two, okay? I'm done throwing now. It's over.
Let me come over, bro.
I don't know if any of us have the power for that.
I made it.
I got the power for that.
I don't know the fuck.
Why did I miss?
You're not him. You're not him.
True.
Check. I'm gonna play my game here.
No, get off of me, dichrata.
Excuse me?
What am I, Rach?
I'm dichrata.
Oh, my God.
Dichrata.
You can tell me what I am, Drain.
Dichrata.
Oh, my God.
Fuck out her.
Huss.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I gotta tell you something, come here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry, it's...
Yo, blow me up!
Y'all's not me in the water, you drive me, I can't swim, nice.
No!
Someone's ball broke across the map just hit me, like what is this shit?
Hey, that was me, bro.
It's called gaming.
What the hell is she doing?
She's doing it now, Goofy!
She's doing it now, Goofy!
Yo, hit him!
I really thought his furrow coming up my head for the second one.
Hey Russell!
Hey Russell!
Hey Russell!
Hey Russell!
Hey Russell!
Oh no!
I hit my balls!
Russell!
Hey Russell!
Shut up bitch!
Please, please, please!
I need this one.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Oh
No, dude, this is a very fun the elephant gun is great
Okay, just go pvp just knock aircoots out go violent
What more we can get third we went on where we get her
Dropping I'm dropping oh my god
Oh my ball didn't go. Oh, I hit the rail. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Fuck head fuck out her
Oh my god, fuck all of you. No woman ever talks to you all ever. Whoa my mommy's
She stops talking to you
Tell your girlfriend break up with you
whip
He boomed me he fucking boomed me
I see what you're doing I see what you're doing
Get some air.
I can't believe I got it.
Mighty coach.
What's up, bro?
I'm coming.
You ain't coming.
Shit, Nigel.
Hey, me!
Hey!
Stop!
My blood's going in the water.
Oh, I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't let Wakeland know.
No.
I'm a thrower, dude.
You're not going to have to worry about me.
Where was that?
I'm sorry.
Unless you do motherfucker!
I'm gonna run on my ball thing.
What?
I can't get dressed!
Why are you so far?
You're probably hitting that electromagnet.
Howie.
Josh, Josh, wait, wait, Josh, wait.
I ate it.
Oh my god.
I'm actually behind the wheel.
What?
What?
I wasn't texting you.
No!
Oh
Such a clutch it clutch it clutch it
Imagine what we were be at when we knew how to play
Wait, wait, wait, I'm not the last U-Team.
You was top two.
How the hell you end up in P?
I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
No, run it back, run it back, run it back, run it back,
run it back, run it back.
I know how to play now.
It's all funny.
Yeah, that wasn't like all of our practice round
or anything, right?
It was just mine.
Yeah, no, you played before.
I know who I'm aiming for now.
QT washed.
They call it a wash, Judy.
OK, you can all suck my dick.
Us.
What are the dots on there, chat?
What's up undergad who's the one to get what you know about a blender get it I'll show you
I heard Ray say you'll still pull for the passion. Oh, yeah
You did what who did that?
I got something out watch out us
I got stuff every day. I need that appreciate that
I need to go this way. No, watch this. I should
Watch what
Yeah, no word word word watch out watch out everybody get it
I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna kill myself in real life, I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna kill myself.
To be fair that's exactly how you should feel if you're so good.
No! No! Wait!
Sorry bro, you won't take for bad earlier.
Literally how? I don't get it, I don't freaking get this stupid ass stupid game.
Third place is all I need.
I'm gonna be a terrorist.
I'm being a terrorist.
Let me worry about it.
I was being nice.
One, two, three, two, four.
I'm gonna hit the heels and
I roll down, isn't it?
Typical.
the
the
the
the
Oh
I now see what is happening by the way I see what the meter says well, what do you mean?
What do you mean the meter? Oh my gosh?
The meter will tell you if the balls going in the water cuz it changes colors
I just learned that by paying attention, which I wasn't doing earlier
This this soundtrack is going insane by the way
With the insane plays
You shot me
I'm gonna make it in I'm gonna shoot you ass cuz you shot me earlier
Get out of me second-place, I need you're such a fucker. You're all fuckers
Hitter rage hitter rage don't rage
You gotta go PDP bro. There's no other way
Not the ball
Fuck a sweat, bro
Russell instead of sweaty competitive Russell, I just started playing just like you guys we're all enjoying ourselves right now, right?
I need that first boost I need that first boost. Oh, no, I went too far. Yep idiot idiot idiot saying which I am
Fuck Russell!
No, no, no, no, go into water!
Why, why are you gonna bone stroke for water?
Nice whiff.
On my end, Jesus Christ.
I
That was Russell that was not me. I don't think I saw him do it. Oh, maybe it was
Oh my god, I saw
Three give me something please don't go in the water don't go in the water. It's gonna go in the water, bro
That's not all.
Hit him, hit him, hit him!
Cutie, hit him!
This thing is a loser.
Like, actually a loser.
What the fuck are you eating?
I tried, I tried.
Bro, bitch!
Yeah, she just hit you!
What about the weights, he can't even bump?
Shut up!
Guys, this happens when you play against a real gamer.
gamer I think that's the problem
yo fucking yo fuck this game
ahhhhhhhhh
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
no it's me so good at me there you give it a
yes that's exactly what I needed
yo yo yo wait I'm gonna put something
the golf club in your ass. I'm gonna put it in your ass.
Okay, look, I'm gonna put it in your ass.
We weren't even PvP.
Wait, I'm not in second!
No, you lost, didn't you?
Yo, yo, yo, Russell, can we work together?
I'm okay, second, second place, bro.
Fuck her, bro.
Let's work together, Russell.
Let me get, let me go.
I'm on in second place.
What a loser mentality, man.
I can see first place, I can see first place to you, bro.
All right, that's good to be.
God damn it!
Wow, that's it, support that whole circle, bro.
Fuck outta here.
Where's Russell?
Russell, help me.
I need that simple.
Oh, me too, bro. I need the first place.
Russell's just a villain, man.
I'm gonna be honest with you, this dude's a bad guy.
The Russell's a bad guy. Russell was excited when dogs die in movies.
What?
Russell watched Marley and me and laughed.
Oh my god.
That was a sad movie.
Russell!
I'm enjoying and laughing because it's so fun telling you this.
Unloseable.
Unloseable.
Russell watches the JFK assassination loop to fall asleep. He told me it.
Russell, I got you!
No way! You just did that!
I'm sorry.
So guys, I'm not gonna lie. I made some terrible decisions along the way.
And I'm dying.
I'm about to end my stream. I'm not gonna end my stream. That's what I got.
I've walked into a lot of water.
How about I still get...
I'm not saying my fucking streamer
Okay, you tell me you hit me with that golf curtain got third
I hit you with the golf bar. Yes, you did
I'm the only
No, it's not me
No
I don't know how to go on hold on a game left hold on a game left
You guys start hitting people more game being too pussy
You think that's
Yes
It's your shield
I shoulda used that then, my clown ass.
Where's somebody to kill you?
I hate them lines.
I hate them lines.
Yeah, I hate them too. It's only good for like in front of everybody. I'm behind.
So I'm getting sabotaged at the beginning.
Yo, let me put something on his sheet and retort.
No.
Rage?
Rage?
Yeah.
I hate this first place.
You're wrong for saying that am I am I right rage? Say sorry
Right, John
Sorry your resort
Yeah, sorry, but oh did that not work out? Oh
Push me closer. You just put me closer to my goal my ultimate goal of beating you
Oh my god, of course someone puts a fucking line in my mind.
God, we've licked each other.
Oh, that was honestly GG's on that, that was a great game, well played.
Leave me alone!
I'm so close, leave me alone!
What?
What the hell?
Who calls this?
Russell, stop, you fuckhead!
I'm sorry, uh, I had to move.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that had an angle.
Oh, I'm dumb.
I'm shooting people, he's not going any much.
It took everything of me to get that.
It took everything of me to get that.
You're a clown.
You're a clown, bitch.
You're a clown, bitch.
Okay, it's been worse. It's been worse spiral
So what I'm gonna do after this stream wait, I think I think you just usually just happen to talk to top three the whole
It's a for the rest of us. You know you should so do that
They loved that I love when they tell me nice shot. I need some praise every now and then
What's next to me?
Don't.
Oh, really?
Really cute, dude?
Really?
Really?
Really awesome?
God damn it!
Can I regret that?
No!
It's actually too good.
God damn it!
I'm out of here.
No!
Wait!
I didn't make it.
Oh my God.
Wait, what are you doing?
You're just doing shit.
No!
I get one more chance.
No, in the water.
Russell, Russell, please get a hobby.
Please.
I'm actually an idiot. I'm an idiot.
I'm actually just done. I'm done.
Oh my god, and I'm still, I'm tilted. I'm still tilted. I'm still tilted. I'm going to explode.
Yes! As long as Russell doesn't win.
No! You piece of shit!
I'm back in the game.
I'm going to reach. I'm still here.
I'm right here.
Fucking game
Wait, you could wait duties using drugs she's using Mormon drugs how crazy am I getting all these penalty strokes you just used hot drinks
Oh boy.
Oh wow.
Top guys.
Yeah.
No, no, that sounds really fun.
I want to thank you for making the game better with that suggestion
I've never played golf again
Colton don't ask me to go golf once you ever in your life fuck golf
Sorry Russell we were at one point but I cut my way into pieces. Oh my god. Oh, that was not my last resort
Sorry Q2.
What's up FK, you shitting?
Oh my god, stop it!
Rage! That was not me, that was not me.
Rage is dumbass.
Don't move, what's wrong with you?
You're such a sh...
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
I hate you, I've never played with you again.
I thought we were ganging up on Russell!
No, no, we can't because rage hates women and his hate for women overpowers his hate for Russell.
You believe that?
Cause I actually believe that.
Face on his fucking actions.
She's alive.
I mean, we've been knowing that.
Bro, I'm sick of UTK.
You're pissing me off.
I'm sorry.
Why is he that far back?
Honestly, becoming the worst TK, which is a challenge.
Wait, it's saying so far back because of UTK.
Go fuck yourself.
If you know what?
It's okay.
Everyone jump, Russell.
Russell, I want you to know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
Hey, Russell!
Hey, cutie, I had to do it.
I couldn't stop.
Where's everyone?
Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh, Joshy Pooh,
Joshy Pooh, what?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Everybody get it back.
over the rock oh my god i'm gonna cry
it's okay we handle that
i'm proud of that josh well done well done good place good place
yeah that's the thing come on
sniping bro
alright cutie this is on you
this is on you
he's in the same place just don't get it
oh you fucking suck
Wow
Did baby have a temple dance? Well, did he want to use his walk of launch? Oh
It's okay guys losing is okay as long as you're having fun guys. Oh shut up with your fucking regardless, bro
Let's take my time on this and make sure it goes in
I think I hate you, I think I really don't like you as a person, I just don't, just, everything
about you I just don't like.
Because I'm going to get you, go!
Now we're talking, pass me some rhymes in chat, geez.
I think this is really just, can we lock you in?
Dark JR.
I am just playing to win right now, that is all.
And I'm having fun with my friends.
That's a great hit.
I'm out of here.
I'm not going to rescue you.
Oh my god!
Dude, I got a car.
I got a car.
I got a car.
I got a car.
with my friends. That's a great hit. I'm out of here. I'm not directing you. Oh my God!
Take me somewhere. No, you just said you hate me. Not you. TK! TK! You're a crumb.
Very well played. Very well played, Russell. Remember. Oh, that was tough. That's okay.
I recognize that you guys are going through it.
Let's go get Russell.
Yo, get Russell!
Get Russell!
Get Russell!
Get him!
Get Russell, because he's having fun.
Russell's having fun.
Let's go get Russell.
Everyone wants me dead right now.
This is insane.
I'm in!
It's no way!
Why are you guys doing this to me?
You're a crump!
You're a crump!
You're a crumb.
You're a crumb.
Great, Judd.
I'm a wrestler.
Yes.
What is that?
Why are you guys doing this to me?
I don't understand.
Why?
I'm just playing the game.
You don't like your violence.
No, you don't.
Quit pretending.
You're just doing the game.
Okay, I'm going to start losing,
so you guys can have fun, all right?
That would be great, Russell.
Thank you. You're such a good one.
Your humility and humbleness won't be remembered.
Mm-hmm.
Goddamn.
I want to finish at least in second place.
All right, now that I start.
Jesus Christ, he's still around.
There's one more round, man.
You can't come in second place.
One more game.
What you mean?
Hold down, now, from here.
We're on nine out of nine.
Every man for themselves.
No, we're eight out of nine.
Shut up.
Oh, wait, no more.
We are, man.
Nice shot.
How the hell does Niggas meet those night-
I know who this is, but hold that for me.
That's mine, you clown.
I'm sorry, I love you.
Are we serious?
you're a shot you're a bitch you got to get that up my head oh man
I should go under the water bro.
Who wants to eat me though bro?
Where's my ball bro?
Fuck it.
No way I should end up in the water right?
Okay, I got one of those two bro.
Nah, no pole for the fashion.
Almost there, almost there, almost there, almost there, we can finish first.
What happened to you, I think?
I thought that didn't work.
We can finish first, we can finish first, we can finish first.
That's what you get.
What the fuck, did I just blow that over?
You bitch!
Yeah!
Rekos, stop!
Rekos, stop!
That's what you get for trying to shoot me.
Finish first.
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
Shoot him!
No!
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Oh, my god!
No!
Yo, there's no way you're holding the gun.
He shot the gun!
You know what?
He shot too crazy.
I got shot too crazy.
I'm not allowed to shoot him.
I'm not allowed to shoot him.
That's crazy, bro.
Run it back.
That's actually insane.
Is there a different map?
Run it back, different map.
No, you're gonna have to say nine.
Run it back.
Run it back.
That's a different map.
That was a warm-up, Chad.
That was a warm-up.
Hold on, don't start.
I got my eyes on.
I got my eyes on.
Hold on.
I'm gonna go get my clothes.
See, I want to get dressed.
Yeah.
Chad, I didn't have the eyes on, Chad.
We locked in.
Yo, yo, yo, wait.
Come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a piece.
Remember that?
That's a little part of it.
Yeah, fucking right, dude.
I know you're trying to get me.
I know
What I'm getting freaking fitted
Actually, you know what I'm sorry we we should be teaming up on him
Yeah, I'm down
Everyone else. I don't care. I hate them. I don't like them as people. These are my co-workers
Yo, sorry game
Well, there was one more up in here while I was in taking a shit that one time chat. That's why they got calm
Yo, start at big
Wait one second. I love my golf. I won't go
I will play golf
Stop it
Oh, so you got dripped out and then they took your drip. That's
Yo tell me I look like Drizzy six golf champagne. Hey, this is a real game of golf now
I don't care Russell got my stupid ass outfit. He got the same outfit as me that I freaking bought so if everyone looks ugly
I don't care
QT remembers me you get the world I'm trying but these fuckers are the worst I actually
These bitch ass alliances, bro. I don't respect this
Stop saying a bitch ass. You never even met one besides you're so true
I'm not even close
Dude my fiddles shit
I'm gonna be honest I just blew myself up with my own bomb. That's pretty tough
This is tough.
Russell's not even playing.
Oh my god.
Oh, Russell's in the game.
Wait, Russell's not playing?
Looks like we gotta restart, damn.
No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo, what is these bombs, gang?
Dude, they're everywhere.
Wait, where did Russell go?
Did he say to wait for him?
I don't remember. I don't even remember him saying he was leaving.
Did nobody finish?
No, I don't think you see it.
I did.
Russell probably went to shit again.
Russell was having diarrhea.
Yeah, I guess we got to restart.
Yeah, I think we got to restart.
No, no, no, no, no.
We can just catch up.
Nah, you can catch up.
Yeah, let him go.
Oh, hey, John!
What wrong with your boy?
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, that was a stupid signal to the gun.
Why am I so stupid?
What happened to my gun?
Got you.
What happened to my gun?
Does anyone else feel really good when they use the electromagnet and all the voices,
all the sounds are kind of quiet?
No.
Wait, what?
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be like this.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
It put it back here?
Oh, I'm a drooler.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I thought it would all live.
Oh my god.
It returned it.
It's over. It's over for us. Yeah, I think we got to restart. I think we got to restart bro.
I got to talk to you. Wake, come here. Okay. All right, work. I'm glad. I'm glad that's how you feel, Wake.
Sorry, bro. I don't trust anyone anymore.
We're a laser. Don't worry. I'm just in that place. Uh-oh. I'm sorry, bud.
Keep it up.
I know it didn't go as you intended.
Don't worry, Wake. I'll see you.
Nice.
I
Was this how you guys want to win? Yes
We should wait for you
After he had a really pissed poor performance to be before we even finish it
It was all about how bad his performance was it was tough
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, QT, I'm sorry, you can't beat me.
Is it him?
Yes, ma'am.
God!
Yeah!
What was that?
Who didn't shoot the mat?
Was that Russell?
That was probably it.
If we can assume anyone would do something.
I have to do what I have to do.
I have to do what I have to do.
Russell would be the one to push the button.
I'm stuck all the way in the back.
I can't do it.
Points, points, points, points, points.
No, no, no.
They got no press.
See you got a push.
See it was one.
They're gonna get no points.
He was way in first.
Everybody had zero.
I missed two holes.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, it's not the first time, huh, Russell?
Not the first time, huh?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah, we count, we count, we count.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Now, this is the game up on Russell in the sheet.
It's done now, you know, since.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're moving somehow. I'm fucking hit. What?
Well, how am I hit again?
I'm not even trying to ah a lot not be raged
awful
Fuck her really really fuck her bum ass
I'm glad I'm glad that's how you feel it you have to go around to the wake sure oh yeah
Oh, no, she don't have no job. Yeah, what I tell you cutie
My ball is there, okay
Great don't do it rage
Oh my god, what a great
Fuck it up. Oh my god. Come on rage. What?
Fuck it use your rocket
Take him out dude. He's gonna kill
Yes
Fuck your god. Let's fuck your god.
GK, you deserve that.
Fuck your god.
I had your back forever ago, bro.
I'm seeing something.
I'm seeing something.
Let's go away.
What the?
Let's go away.
This is fucked up, where this isn't good.
This is a crazy map.
Yeah, we're getting trapped.
I
Won't be doing a lot of bombs around here
Really?
This rock way we can't hit the rock that sucks makes sense
oh my god where's my ball all my balls all the way back here what the fuck oh my
god I'm sorry well that was that was vicious but I respect the play I'm
sorry buddy it's okay now I respect the play I do I'm not winning this game I'm
just getting shot over never again like I'm starting to realize that like everyone
I'm just starting me again and I'm just sad now, guys.
I'm really sad.
Anyone care?
Anybody?
Nope.
No, really.
Shut up, little boy.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, OK.
Oh, my God.
Goddamn.
I will take your veto.
Yeah, that's fine.
I understand.
Good shot.
What's up, wrong shit?
Bum ass nigga.
Bum?
You fucking bum?
You fucking butt, you crumb!
What the fuck?
Good play.
No!
Ow, honeycaps.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, you fucking swat!
Kill him!
Yes!
What the frick?
Rake is still behind me, bro.
Oh, he's ahead.
What the fuck?
No, I said no!
How was the race?
No, it's alright.
clutched that last one. Real lucky clutch on there.
Woo! Yo, check. Nice. Yeah, the niggathing is a crumb. What
happened to you? I'm getting trolled, bro. Are you the only person from Connecticut
you can't fucking play golf. You know what? That's fast.
That was a play, by the way.
Where'd my ball go?
Oh my god, didn't she go down?
My ball is in the grand canyon.
Yo!
Oh, right there. I work. You gotta make that shot. Okay. Good luck. Okay.
Where's the gang at, guys?
Fucking
What the fuck bridge you just almost get that shit in what the fuck that's so stupid I didn't
But you didn't do fiesta nigga. Sorry my fault bro. I should
Come on come on come on come on come on come on. Yeah, we bonging we bonging tally bonging
are you a drooler no jail I thought I could just super jump
up oh my god you can't you can't drive over there you're good how was it wait
to get some speed oh no pretty oh no no I made it cry
Yeah.
Two pieces.
How do I hit the ball?
Okay.
Yeah, collect your power ups.
Come on.
Wait, how did Russell get above y'all?
He didn't play for two rounds.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is he right there?
Russell.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not aware of the map.
Okay, cool.
My game's cooked.
Bruh.
Oh my god.
Wait, I got a fancy show.
Wait, how do I get a fancy show?
Oh my god, it's going down.
It's over here, cool.
Great snipe.
Okay.
Can I just hold on a minute?
Yeah, yeah, this round is actually chopped.
How much are you getting, I was waiting all the time, that's what you get, look at you.
Oh my god, I keep jumping off the map, I'm an idiot, I'm actually an idiot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, I need a first place, I need a first place.
Wait, move!
Chill, roughly chill, I'm not your enemy, I'm not your enemy.
Very good play.
I'll take that.
Dude, dude, dude, what is going on?
wow right you're mad bro you got violence in your heart look at that
fucking bum you're crumb on the hot drinks bro you're pumping hot drinks
come on come you're gonna come say it again say it again I'm joking I'm joking
now say it again that you were just there are no way you know what no way
you're not gonna say what you just said
Oh my god, I can't finish
This is what we needed boys this is huge for us
I think I deserved the one just as much as everyone else guys.
What?
Nice shot.
Good move.
I can tell it was important to you to hit me.
Yeah.
What the fuck I can't even like what is even going on like what is even going on and I did not sound like that all
What?
Oh.
I have penalties for all that?
I'm sorry I need spiBOOs, I need spiBOOs.
Are we kidding?
I keep saying green.
Oh no!
I hit the tree.
Or is it going?
Oh no, I hit the plant.
Oh my god, it's a piece of shit nobody likes you.
Oh my god
Yeah
What
You know nobody you
Oh
Killing me
Hold on watch out for weight watch out for weight. Okay. I got a whole week. Oh, you're gonna get shot
You're gonna get shot the air ball the air ball. That's the way you're right here. Oh wait, Russell Russell. You got a whole way
Russell
You're a fucking crumb, gang.
Come on, dude.
What's up?
Oh, dude.
Oh, baby boy.
This is crazy.
Come on.
Come on.
It's a fucking target Russell initiative.
Of course.
Yeah, Russell, we don't care about you anymore, bro.
I'm just getting shot on the rock.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm just getting shot on the low part.
We don't care anymore.
You gotta target first place.
I know I shanked.
That's not good.
I agree with that, Lucky.
You need to target first place.
Yes!
What a play!
Yo.
Can we lock in?
Can we lock it?
What the hell was that?
I forgive you.
You just trying to end my life?
Nah, I tried to play some cool shit, but it didn't work.
Let's show them.
Yo, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we keep it peed?
Where are we going?
Oh, I'm trying to do a jump shot.
What? Oh my...
You just bought me off the map.
Wait, it just knocked me off the map.
I'm actually fucked.
not sniping from here that's such a crazy
that's fake that's fake bro wait we're out of 18 right now yeah wait oh my god
I said it was real golf. I said it's real golf. We're doing 18 holes boys
Now I'm down I've never done 18 holes
you know, I'm not sure if I'm
going to win this game.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, this is how we move in.
We taking out my knees because you got none.
Oh, yeah.
That was, that was funny.
Yeah, I got something for you.
Watch this, come here.
Don't run, come here boy.
Thank you.
I need to get over here anyway.
We'll see that.
You're a crumb.
Yeah, whatever you say.
Oh, nope.
This is a play safe chat.
Get that, get that. That's perfect crumb.
No!
You're just not able to make that jump. This game is so bad.
This is on me. I keep, I keep, I keep with him.
I'm a crumb, I'm a crumb, I'm trying to hit him up, I'm a crumb, no.
I lost this one, it's over, I lost this one.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, yes, I lost this one, it's okay, can I hit it over?
In the water, in the water, in the water, yes, it's over, I'm not going to win this.
No, no, get up, get up, I'm the water, I can't swim, no.
We're getting zero points here.
It's hot.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
My shoes.
All the way back because I missed the spawn.
Are you kidding me?
Wait.
Oh my god, Ross.
Oh no, Blubba.
I just sabotaged them.
I don't care.
I made a hit him with the blip though.
That was nice.
I sabotaged myself.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Dammit.
I
What you have a shield he's a shield. Oh my god. Oh my god. Good job
Oh my gosh, I'm catching up to K. Whoa, what are you going to
I'm just saying I'm catching up. Is this really 18 hold on?
That was my butt
How you throw the mines?
You throw mines? I didn't know you threw them. Yo, these look like it's capping. I see it
Nah, I know how you throw them. I know how you throw them
How do you do it? How do you do it? Seriously?
Oh my god, fuck you. Yeah, Russell, you think we're gonna give you fucking new tech?
I'm gonna get you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, Russ.
Bye, man.
I was trying to keep you around.
You're a fucking crumb.
Remember that.
You'll always be a crumb.
You got a bullet in your big bussard.
Yo, you're a crumb, gang.
Oh my god.
There's mad minds over here, gang.
It's crazy snitching, though.
It's not hit me, bitch.
Fuck you, go bitch.
Get your ass, boy! Fuck!
Get his map, son of a bitch!
Damn, Marci, you hit that.
Boom!
Oh, god, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, really fuck you.
I didn't do that, though.
I know. I don't know who did, but fuck them.
Oh, my god!
Guys, I'm in the last place, okay?
I'm not alive. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Great shot.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Wow.
Yeah, you're my only cop. Yeah, that has been a
All well, so what are you gonna say I'm actually the most impressive boy
I'm the dumbest boy, yeah.
Look at you people shooting me, like what's happening right now?
Well, I bet that's the only thing.
I just want you to know, I'm the blue ball that's mad,
that I'm not going to do it to you.
Oh, okay.
Did you hit that?
Wait, bro.
You got to be mad, I did.
I don't get any items this this this round game y'all got any items this round
yeah I guess I feed you what you're a crumb you're a crumb you're actually a
crumb it dumb as fuck crumb crumb boy
Well what I just do that no it didn't need to be that far what the fuck was what I just do
it was right there stop it stop it I'm in last place last how you switch the point I don't
I
Hit oh
The PDP there
Oh, let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go
Dude I just don't want to be hiding so I'm just
Just standing the lead, he's making the lead further bro
He's so far behind
Yo y'all can y'all stop being crumb crumb boys
and talking to this week again
I need to say he's both guys
I don't even know what that is but that's what I am
Not a crumb crumb boys do you?
What the hell was that?
Diabolical play, diabolical play cutie
Whoa what the hell was that?
Oh
Yeah, that's why you missed
I
What the hell was that you crumb fuck out her
So one's a friggin ride
Be for real is crumb your new thing Josh
You get the car just don't run me over run everyone
Whoa
And you miss for each how
Yeah
The same we did once again did not target weight successfully
No, okay. What are you doing?
Good shit. Good shit. I like that
I thought this was about who we didn't like
like anyone who's winning true that's good hater culture I actually stand by
that if you're winning fuck you I don't care what we're talking about the way
You can't stick it straight.
You're the last one though.
God damn bro.
Get that round.
Sad ass in my fucking weight, gang.
Okay, I'm coming back.
Don't worry guys, I can come back.
Well, we're on 12?
Yeah.
Yeah, we got six more holes.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I
Yo, I worry
No, I needed the boots brought me the item bro
Bro because all your strokes are penalties non-san
That radius is so big.
I'm sorry.
Yo!
Rage? No!
Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage, Rage.
I'm literally right now.
I'm a problem.
I'm poisoning you the next time I do it together.
Yo, leave me alone!
I work.
I'm glad you did.
Fuck you.
By the way, Waco's just ahead of us.
We got to actually focus on right bro cuz I focus on y'all so much. I forgot my ball was down here
You know you know wait get that
We get boom together
You did this to me earlier
Oh
Yeah, it's gonna come in class and that's a big boy
Oh my god
I think it's the sex of you want to
You're getting close
How did you get- wait, why?
Now he hit you!
Yeah, that's fair.
I- I- I- I didn't just go number the radar.
I wasn't paying attention.
I got some warning.
Oh, kill my dick!
Too far.
Who shot at me?
Someone shot at me.
Yeah, you suck rage
get that in the water nice I got this too.
This is not for y'all stuff here.
My God, we are just kicked in what holy fuck.
What?
I just did that.
That was so good.
We awesome.
How did you do that?
I can't even be mad.
That was really cool.
Thank you.
What are y'all doing?
Yo, I bet I got two wrong.
I bet.
I
See less
Come on. Yeah, it's a little chill. Come on. Yeah, you're a crumb. Yeah, just chill
God damn. I know why that's crazy
Guys wake is on the other side he's about to not make it
He's about to not make it
Damn, only Russell with the advance.
Russell's now in strength in this test.
My god.
You're crazy.
You're past dude.
You're a party.
Why did you just-
Whoa!
No, that's both of you!
No, cutie!
Why did you blow us up?
I didn't do that.
That was you!
Now you're-
Is that the approved?
Oh, my.
We're close.
It's over.
I don't know where I'm hitting this at.
F it.
I'm not being nice enough.
I'm not being nice enough.
I'm not being nice enough.
I'm not being nice enough.
I'm not being nice. No more. No way. I'm not being nice at all.
I should have fell, didn't I?
Yo, yo, can we not set bombs on the bridge? Okay, work.
I'm glad.
Yep, yep, yep. I'm going to look at that next time.
Don't let me, don't let me get a, don't let me get a rocket launcher because everybody's going to be gone.
I fucked up already, I can tell.
Did I hit it from here?
Is it a risky chat?
Dude, this is so hard.
A risky one right here.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Shit.
Fuck yourself.
It's okay.
my own ball. Okay, drill off the map, please.
What is happening? Okay. All right.
I
Mindfuck me
Oh my god, I am so angry
I don't know what this game is.
This game is very intense.
Nothing feels more thrilling than being in chip it in Russell those chip shots are very
fun.
Oh my god, wait!
I'm trying!
You're such TK? TK, I don't like, I don't even know what to say to you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you got a Brussels, this is a comeback, Russell.
Yo, what? We're going into the, into the, into the-
Yeah Russell because we haven't played it yet.
I'm cool.
What are you saying to me bro?
You're shitty asking me.
Fuck this one.
We gotta get back to targeting Russell.
Wake is in the lead brother.
I don't care.
Yeah but like not for long.
We know what your game is bro.
I don't care if Wink wins, he has it won, you're a crumb.
Yo, leave me alone!
Where's my, I don't even know where my ball is, I'm doing other people's balls right now.
That's what happened to me, somebody announced.
Oh y'all shit, y'all hit it over this shit.
That's a penalty going, wait, wait, wait, which one's it?
Are we not allowed to hit it over the cannon?
No thanks sir.
Fuck, bro.
Bro, wait.
Who is shooting me?
Hit white, TK.
Oh wait, you beat him.
But that doesn't matter, you're in last.
What?
I'm about to keep my life strong.
Like that, like that?
What the fuck?
How the fuck did that go in?
It's just one of the points.
Oh my god.
Someone just said, are you telling me I have to deal with Russell in this stream?
If I could get a first place?
Alright, man.
You almost sold that?
Nah, nah, nah, chat.
That's part of the technique.
How many are left yeah
Yo, how many holes is this we have two more. Oh, okay. We're bored. I could finish second
What you laughing about you can finish in a second
I'm just jumping around, that's a good one, that's a good one.
I
On my way to the top
See let's
I see what you did to me
You're a loser, gang.
Why?
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get
people off.
I just don't even know.
I just don't even care anymore.
I just don't even care anymore.
I just don't even know. I just don't even care anymore.
I just don't even care. I just don't fucking care.
Dude, this is the worst thing that's ever happened in my life.
What's wrong with you, boy?
No!
No!
You're wrong.
No, Sabotage Russell, he's the one ahead of you. Make sure he gets zero.
Make sure he gets zero!
Yes!
No, he's lying to TK.
Who hit me?
You didn't take me for you.
Oh, no!
Yeah!
Froszel!
Clutching!
Let's go!
So bad it goes.
Holy shit.
That's a game, though.
You're a crumb game.
You should be Doc Mines of Webcrumb.
Can I be a sheep?
Breaks crumb?
Am I a cookie crumb?
Oh, shit.
Fuck, I fucked up the mouse.
Am I a girl scout cookie crumb?
like what are my what are my options fuck up i'm in the water and somebody shot me in my back
okay i'm not even hitting the ball bro my shit going around school i need my boost
uh thank you whoever said that saved my life
i'm sorry qt i need this
Oh my god, I got three guns on me. I wish I wish I wouldn't have three blicks. I got three blicks
I need that you right. I need to battle them. You're a crumb whoever just missed that. Oh my god
Stop putting them bombs though. Don't worry about me brother. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god this bomb bullshit
Fucking hell it's me. It's fucking you just fucking blew me up with a bomb
I'm gonna hide it in. That wasn't me. Oh, yeah
Are you a crumb? Are you dumb?
Russell, I worry Russell, I'm glad.
Don't let me get up Russell, on me, don't let me get up.
I didn't know, I didn't know you didn't, first place, thank you.
Damn!
Dude, I keep getting shot over and over again, guys, please stop the violence.
Nice, nothing, nothing.
Fuck me, bro.
You can ask him to fuck her.
Oh my god.
Give it to you if I'm here.
I
Know I'll beat you in golf everybody
I'm like Tiger Woods if he couldn't go
Fuck you so many Scandinavian people
Yeah, I look
I got the most terrorism
Terrible game
What a terrible amount of stress
Because everyone's breathing on your neck the whole time
Oh no you definitely weren't. I had so much fun. Same guys. I'm glad to participate.
Oh yeah. Thanks for the invite Rage. Did you have fun QT? Did you have a Blastrope?
No. QT don't lie. I don't have full time. You're not to lie QT. If I'm being genuinely
really honest this was the worst way I could have spent my Friday night ever. QT you
don't mean that QT. And my mom died on a Friday night. Oh okay. Okay.
TK Disconnects.
Yeah, not that...
TK doesn't make room for women's trauma on women's history, mom.
Yeah, ain't nobody trying to hear all that trauma shit.
Fuck.
What?
She just said her mom died.
No, no, no, no, not that.
Not that.
No, I used it like a Pokemon card.
Don't let her die.
No, not that.
Not that.
Not that.
No, it's okay.
I meant trauma in general.
Nah, bruh.
She said my mom died.
She said I ain't saying all that.
She ain't.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
I use it. It's okay TK. It's okay. No, you have to use it a lot
If you don't use it, it's for nothing and then your parents don't respect you in the afterlife
You can't rejoin them when you die. Wait, wait, have you all played deadlock deadpool?
What
Is it deadlock chat that that that game deadlock calm
Is that the stuff y'all be talking about?
Yeah, the mobile, the mobile.
Yeah, I'm getting on this week.
Yeah, I played that.
Wait, you like it, Russ?
No, I'm not a lot.
Y'all are so, y'all just chat.
They're sweats, bro.
Like, they be talking about like strats
and different ways to play the game.
Is the game even out yet?
I mean, it's the alpha, right?
It's in alpha release.
It's deadlock?
Yeah, deadlock.
It's like, it's a mobile,
but finally the one thing I had problems with mobiles
was the camera angle and the how it looks,
and they fixed it.
The Marvel Rivals type 3rd person vibe.
It's a smite dude.
Interesting.
Smite did do it, but smite.
Smite kind of stiff.
Smite was ass.
It sounds good like a youth.
I'm not going to read the group chat.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
Everybody's on it.
Jordan, everybody's on it.
Every single human being in the group chat is on it.
We just named like your roommate.
No, bro.
Everyone.
Jordan.
Bro.
Robbie, Wayne, Jannix, Midas, Jordan, Sean, Jimmy.
Yeah, bro.
Y'all been a group chat yapping about that game, bro.
I don't know so much about it, but I mean I'd be down to play I put it a little bit. I'm not like ranked
If you ever want to play Russ, I'm here for you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that man
Why do you I don't know why I'm getting
I have a hotbox with a lot of niggas and Russ is one of the niggas that I love you blamed him for ruining it like an hour ago
Now I was compass
Appreciate that you seem like an amazing
Russ I know you well enough to not say it now. I don't have to
I
Say thank you. Bye guys. Bye. Bye. Bye guys. Goodbye
Bye
Yeah, you hang up
You hang up. No, you hang up. No, you
So you hang up, I'm doing that to your shit.
Chat, I don't, bro, I'm not alive.
I am tired as fuck and I don't know why.
I haven't been this, I don't know why I'm so fat,
I can't sleep that.
I be feeling like sometimes, are there demons
that can drain your energy from why you're sleeping?
Like, I feel like I'm sleeping, but it's fake sleep.
And they're draining my shit
and I'm actually not getting energy while I'm sleeping.
Like I look what tired is for a web dude, bro, not bro, bro, come on, bro, it's called
IG hoes, nigga, I don't even have sex.
I'm talking about like actual like energy like I'm tired of me.
I don't get promiscuous any more, man.
We're not promiscuous over here on YRG, you understand me?
We don't do those things.
Let me get a fax in the chat.
Get asleep.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, I'm actually tired, bro.
It's morning days.
I should pop an ice-cream today and stream Sunday
I should have probably not streamed today and streamed Sunday.
Because I'm chained to the beat, bro.
I don't know why.
I wasn't tired yesterday.
Did you do Patreon?
I ain't about to get a picture of some bullshit energy game.
Watch a conspiracy vid.
React to JT this time.
What's in the video?
I
Just get it end of night. I'm not gonna like that. I don't think I'm surviving an hour long
I will fall sick in the action
Oh my god
That was part time for me yo.
What's wrong with you shit people?
I'm into moans.
What is this honey glazed salmon smoked salmon bites
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh.
That shit was...
That ain't good as well.
Yeah?
That could be in a fucking restaurant.
That shit is good.
Mark is a chef, chat.
Thank you, Orbit.
You get the idea?
Yeah.
Mark is a fucking chef, chat. Tell him you gang.
Shit, fine.
W. Mark, I'm about to industry, just have some of that shit.
Okay?
I'm good at it.
That just give me, that just give me plus an energy.
Cause I'm tired as fuck.
That make you, what is there to eat with?
Cucumber salad, rice.
Back, that's it, that's it.
So Patreon, yo chat shit bro.
Chat, we finna, finna get out of here soon gang.
Pretty much now I ain't gonna lie.
W E and wash knowing the guy
Everybody get out of here brah I'm tired
I don't
Sorry there was low energy bra
Next year will be better
Uh, do you want to resign?
You feel me?
What y'all about to do, though?
What y'all about to do?
Tell me.
sleep half-sad game you ain't having no fucking sex game
you know good to got there while you ain't having no fucking shesh niggas
you ain't having no fucking shesh niggas
Oh
You have no fucking sex maybe this shit did not work. I was trying to drink a red bull to wet you up that shit did not work bruh
Do my nails I got my nails done today chatty up again your nails done is it gay?
Is it gay?
No, but fuck you. You ain't but fuck me. What'd I do?
Hurry nine.
Oh, five stars.
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
Wait, do these two to get it off? Or she's saying?
Alright.
Okay.
No one trusts my old friend
My bitch called my car
What do you mean that?
What do you mean that?
It's like we're dating on internet
My soul's new sweat
You see the old child
How much shit ran
It would like to start up in
And I'm new friends
On the way here
It's like the first set
Of all my shit
And I don't see it
Yeah, you can't afford this shit
I don't need any coffee
It makes me feel like so sick
I release
I'm like I'm my new secret person
I can't
No one trusts my old friend
My bitch called my car
What a rain check!
Alright Jack, go right up! Go right up!
Go right up!