you
So nice to stop and take all this in.
It makes you enjoy being alive.
Even you.
I love looking at you.
I want to remember all your shapes.
I've been thinking about you a lot lately, I see you trying to do so many things at once,
Worrying about a decision you made, or worried that you said the wrong thing to someone.
You're so hard on yourself.
But you're wonderful.
And worthy of being loved.
You really are.
You just have to let yourself believe it.
Well, I know you're really busy and you probably have to go.
But I'm glad I got to see you for a minute.
I love you.
Ah.
I don't have to worry about you.
You don't have to worry.
I'll keep doing that. I'll just get him.
I'll be right back.
Everybody gangsta till I walk in here
Told the bitch they fuckin don't need talkin' here
Brought my lil fuckin' here
This is a young man
I give my daughter ruck
Watch all my e-hugs
Man we don't feel the jack through a little rat
Don't have the ice on the rat
He don't
Hey Jack
They don't feel the jack through a little rat
How y'all doin'? How y'all feelin'?
On this Thursday night
How's our day, bro?
How's our day?
I goon
Pre-recorded niggas not pre-recorded
Thank you for
What's up?
What's up a vibe on it? I got Jesus
Fuckin' don't need to talk up in here, fuckin'
Everybody can't sit till I walk in here
Told the bitch me fuckin' don't need to talk in here
Brought my look off in here, nigga
Don't let me know
I give my daughter what it was for
But it hold
Man, we don't hear shit for a reason
Don't mess with the answers in the red room
He don't know
I hear a fish in there, dude
This kid is gonna be down
Still a little bit of right
Like on an air truck
I don't know what's been up with y'all niggas y'all been pulling the latest fuck I don't
I got shit to do and shit.
But I don't know if I respect it, bruh.
I got a like two chat.
Y'all be, we streaming way too, guys.
What's up?
It's 9.45, bruh.
What's up with y'all?
It's 9.45, bruh.
Why we starting this late?
Tain up, my nigga.
Tain the schedule up.
Let me in a little bit.
Everybody thinks until I walk up in him
Told me bitch break fucking don't need to talk up in here
Everybody thinks until I walk in here
Told the bitch break fucking don't need to talk in here
Brought my look up in here nigga
You don't even know I kill my daughter in the road before I swallow her
And she loves me
And we don't say that for a good reason
Double man's an asshole and a red man
He done
Skin's on me
Fuck you. Hold on, let me drag you real quick before I play my mm-mm, take me out of my vibe.
When it's gonna be the day where I just say something everybody just goes yay w. You're right King rage
Why is every day dick suck?
When it's gonna be the day where I could just say shit without y'all niggas glazing me game
W title what the title
What the title say bro sleeve list the Bummy God wants you on the front lines
What is this? Yo, who be changing my titles?
I
Don't want y'all in the front lines. I already signed y'all up. I
Signed y'all up for for the up-and-coming war do them time. I know why I jeep
Didn't want to fight for this country
So I did y'all favorite I signed y'all up, you know, y'all ain't like me. I don't even got a
Y'all ain't got worried about nothing
Do them time
So when trunk is doing a little draft shit, you don't even need to do a draft for a y'all niggas just front in line
Y'all got y'all got how I say prior y'all got prior y'all got prior top prior to like I'm talking d10 get in that bitch
No wait times. No wait times
You feel me?
So yeah have fun out there, but being that y'all niggas pulling up to the stream latest for
Again, we got to get we got to get efficient
I Canadian oh we pulling y'all niggas in two game. We pulling y'all niggas in two game. Okay
I ain't going though, I ain't going oh yeah Gio can you put the sub count on the screen
like a little bit don't make it fat make it a little I don't even realize it's off for
that long um but I ain't going though um Doc said I can't Doc said I can't do any physical
combat sports yet so y'all I'm good I mean sadly I can't make it uh to y'all to y'all
war and shit. I'll watch. I'll watch that motherfucker. No cap. I'll watch. I'll watch.
I'll watch that shit. I'll watch that motherfucker. Today check. We're gonna take a little break
off the conspiracy. We're gonna be on a good like chill, good, funny, but we're gonna flip
the vibe up a little bit. We can hop back on the good piece tomorrow for some shit.
one day break we chillin did what I was saying cuz I go lie I miss IG real
shit IG was the one social media that actually get us funky they'll actually
make us laugh a little bit they'll actually make us laugh a little bit
bro we smoking Zah why did you don't smoke right and low key I don't know why
I posted one of them conspiracy videos and what a fuck the YouTube put what the
What the fuck is my face in that?
Why do you two put a suicide hotline as my description?
What is that?
Why they do that?
You're not alone.
We know we not alone, nigga.
We know.
They implying you're gonna commit yo that's correct Jack. I will never kill myself
Never
Appreciation post for project me
Y'all didn't even fuck with project like that, bro. Why I'll be talking like a fuck with project
But he ain't show project love. I think they give a fuck about project like that cap ass niggas
I
Think they love project for over I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it game
Project what?
It goes
What the fuck was that?
Nigga y'all are so ass gang like y'all could even AI this shit. You can AI project
Project
Project Merzy
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
Oh no
That's it, no ice is shut the fuck up
He's like the head chopper of this city, bro
Yeah, oh chop his fucking throat, nigga
Just leave me three times on the fucking mouth
Yo, what the fuck
What do project me even saying game
No, I saw ass out. What do project even be saying, bro
Chop, oh chop his fucking throat
Oh my god, we did that's what live on the fucking Los Santos Instagram game
What were we doing bro what were we doing bro based off Saeed's life bro this isn't Saeed
project music isn't a reincarnation of Saeed gang he's not chill chill bro
Please stop! Please stop!
What was I saying?
What was that project music nigga doing, bro?
What?
Please stop!
You know where the fed pussy house nigga
Sir.
Put your hands up! Put your fucking hands up!
Get fucking shit!
Shut the fuck up, nigga!
All right, shit, shut the fuck up!
A real nigga don't shut the fuck up!
It is to be
Yo, that bitch was really the yo that bitch was really
Yo, that's crazy!
That's crazy!
Yo, I can lie, GT was a movie.
GT was a movie, bro.
Bring it back to the GTRP server?
Wait, is the GTRP really dropping on the RP server?
Yo, we gotta create a good GTRP character, you know what I'm saying?
I really need that.
Him and X, oh, that's going to be overly New York.
Holy fuck.
She's going to be overly New York gang.
That she's going to be overly skinny jeans
with the land views on gang.
Overly Puffer Coat skinny jean land views, Louis Belt.
Overly, overly gang.
Pure NYC gang.
The FBI has one police, departments in Cali
that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks
by launching offensive drones against the West Coast.
I'm in the United States nigga yo gio find that video for me of like all the states from
like that that'd be good if a war have I seen it on Twitter I know y'all seen it bro if
niggas were sending nukes to the United States there was like a list of states that are the
The safest and the list of states that are the least safe. I need that shit
East coast to Gigi now we good bro. We good over here. We good on the knife off on it
One East Coast one more fucking East Coast in the check
You're near
Water my boy
What I mean? We got beaches. What I mean? Yes, I'm your water
fuck
What are gonna be new bro, you think you think all the Florida niggas out here gonna let us get new come yeah
We drowning gang yo
When our time comes our time will come our drowns aren't it? We're not they were not there yet. We're not there yet, okay?
Oh, yeah, and by the way chat
This week so just be prepared you did one time just be ready for that hit up who you got a hit up. Maybe it's geo
I don't know
We're gonna do why are you therapy chat?
We're gonna do the virus. Why are you therapy out there tomorrow Friday?
Do you want to sign? So if you got any problems with y'all it can be anything it could be girl problems
front group problems
Workplace problems school problems life problems
You didn't want to sign
I might depress ass niggas all my niggas. I want to kill myself pull up. Yeah, we're gonna talk
You're gonna talk. Why are you therapy this week?
Do you know I'm not this week? Okay?
So be there be square
Be there be squared, bro
Twitch is testing a new gift tomorrow option which will dynamically offer a total gift in
Nonsense why wasn't this all automatically a thing? This is calm
Why wasn't this already a thing? Why wasn't gifts going to the biggest in the chat only already?
But that's calm. That's good. That's a good thing. That's a good addition
That's calm
It's everyone that's a grunt.
Whoa.
Everyone?
Oh, boy.
Safest US states if Iran were to carry out a nuclear attack right now.
But first, if you are in Montana, Nebraska, or North Dakota, leave immediately.
Yo, who's in Montana? North Dakota, Nebraska.
Be a honey is anybody in my chat from these three play yo we black as fuck so I don't
Did there's too many of y'all niggas over there?
Yo for you with the five get this bring you want to kiss me fuck me
For the five get it better
Extra Emily I'm in Alaska. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Gio, ain't that where you at? Wait, where's Gio at?
What the fuck, Gio at?
Because these are places that host many intercontinental ballistic missile silos,
the risk of extremely high radiation spreading to surrounding areas is very real.
So which states are the safest? First, it is Florida.
Oh
Floridians out this bitch
The same 5-4 9-5-4 Orange County nigga 5-6-1 nigga 3-0-5 nigga Dave County. What's up?
Jesse Bill
Tyler has he was soft. Where y'all that?
Poor St. Lucy. Where y'all that? The parent of where y'all niggas at nigga? Yeah
Yeah, they turn over y'all niggas at y'all y'all okay, okay
As a coastal state far from the center of the United States Florida is less affected by targets such as missile silos
However, the population here is quite large making it very difficult to maintain control if riots were to break out
Next we have
I mean, there would have been alright some Florida right now. We're about that shit
I told us oh nigga. That's not that's not crazy
That's not crazy. I got my bunker. I'm good
I got my bunker, I'm good, okay?
Me and all my niggas can fit in the bunker, we straight.
And right, come on, bro.
Oregon.
Although it is located near military bases, it is still quite far from the Central Theater
of Conflict, so it is still classified as relatively safe.
Moreover, many rural areas have agriculture and water resources, so there is no concern
about food supplies and shelter. And finally, the group of states considered not to be primary
targets are New Hampshire, Maine, and Vermont. No ICBM silos, no major military bases, no
strategic cities. They are well suited for self-sufficiency thanks to agriculture and
abundant clean water especially with small communities and relatively low
populations riots are less likely to occur yeah chat there was one that said
the most dangerous Jill it was like the same thing I think but it was like the
work like places not to be in I ain't a lot then Cali was up I think Cali was
up there bro. I think Cali was up there bro. No cap. The fuck is this?
Which state in the US would be hit first if a nuclear war happened?
What do you think chat? What do you think? What do you think? I feel like it's not what
we think it is.
That's not St. Florida. They already said Florida's the safest front. Look at that.
Firstly, the safest state would be Maine.
But here are the top 5 most unsafe states.
At number 5, it's Montana.
Montana looks quiet, but it has big missile sites.
It would be one of the first places hit because of those missiles.
At number 4, we have North Dakota.
North Dakota has military bases with big weapons.
peaceful, but it would be hit fast because it's so important for defense. At number three, it's Wyoming.
It has secret missiles that protect the U.S. But if war started, it would be in the middle of all
the fighting coming in. At number two, it's Nebraska. Nebraska has a-
Yo, yo, yo, they all next to each other, bro. Yo, the middle of the U.S. is cooked.
Big military base with strong weapons. Any attack would hit this state to stop U.S. defense.
Finally, at number one, this state has the most chances to get hit first in a new...
What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? What do you think?
You just burped? Yes, I can't burp. I'm not allowed to burp. Fuck, nigga!
Texas, New Mexico.
Nuclear war. It has lots of military bases and important stuff. It's California.
So not only doesn't have lots of military bases and important stuff
It is just that Hollywood
celebrities
That would really make the most noise and the most sense for the ops. They want to really shake some shit up
Phase banks know
I got those some out.
Throw some out of my trash real quick.
Bam!
Oh!
I hit!
And I hit nigga!
Haha!
And I hit that motherfucker.
And I hit.
That shit was water nigga.
Fuck you.
Come on.
What's up?
In today's Global Chess Award, California may be America's queen.
In Queens, draw fire.
and now it's where you become a cute raccoon trash day huh become a cute
raccoon trash day yo yo gang how about we make a game about a real nigga like
creed or some shit you know what my lizards or some shit what I fucking
fucking fucking fucking fucking fish that we found in that that the
Restaurant
Yo, I'd be a gangster after I come what's up a raccoon you think I'd be chat. I'll be finesse not like all the other jewels
I'll be stealing that shit. Yeah, I'll be calm
You'd have rabies.
You already are one.
What the fuck do you mean by that?
What do you mean I'm already a raccoon?
Is that a red panda?
I never played one of these what a dog
Oh, Jesus.
Yo, wait, I'm gonna go live.
Heeeey!
You can play with the bro?
Broly chat?
Why do I wanna play this D-Gen shit?
You know what's crazy?
some shit I want to play with the bros yeah I'm gonna be a hunnit bruh there's
no twitch streamers I don't want to be raccoons this is the shit I want to play
with with my niggas bruh care bro imagine being a raccoon with agent
Emily and Senna I'll fucking kill myself bro if that was my raccoon squad holy
fuck
Now niggas is not getting shit done.
Imagine Greg has a raccoon.
Oh fuck, don't know fuck.
Eh what?
Shut up nigga before I cut your wiring you fucking clanker.
Really, that's gonna be the first don't know.
Eh what?
Kobe is looking down at you scums laughing at that weak ass 83 point game.
Don't ever call yourself a Hooper, that was a actual disgrace to basketball.
Take that Rose Jersey out yo background you don't deserve that she.
Fuck you, and fuck Bam.
Hey what?
I wanted to be know the way Wilt got 100 points is 10 times worse than Bam.
He was literally blocking his own teammates shots to get the ball and he shot
You're free throus. Yeah, okay
You know don't explain to them and I saw Robert
Yeah, one of you trying to get this going title for a season nobody was complaining when they were forcing that shit
Both teams will let me do it too game that to the point on the radio
They're laughing about a game and nobody tool made it up wrong nigga nigga bam was about to hit the fucking kill the
Scorn record and then nigga started they were quadrupled to the point where they didn't care if any other player on the heat score
They're trying to still trying to stop him from getting the fucking record at that point
I don't give a fuck how he gets it nigga. You will try to stop me from getting the fucking record
Okay, and bet nigga we filing fuck nigga. How y'all mad nigga fuck out of here. No shut up. Yo shut the fuck up nigga
Yeah, well
Is more aesthetic than 83 anyway
Yo, yeah, I like cooking on my goat when I was younger
After my favorite planet was Pluto and then these bitch ass scientists wanted to switch
up on my bro saying he ain't a planet.
Like bro you mad at Pluto cuz your wife is 300 pounds and cheating on you.
If anyone got beef with Pluto come see me.
Yo Pluto that has to be why I don't know.
That's to bamboot chill on Orlando bro or else me and Bulldog gonna have to use the
homeless on you.
Is this, is this old donals?
At least 15 gallons of spit had to have come out this nigga mouth in the last 10 minutes
Oh yeah, these are all donuts. This for me that's the day game
Ewa
Listen to yeet last project please, not yeet
Bad
Ewa
Nigga last time my homies say a notification of you going live
I had to say you were a homosexual maker wish kid I liked
Supporting then on my soul when I showed him how you look like
you look like he understood why when he saw your lazy big lil dirk eyes.
Ewa?
Look up the Tuskegee syphilis experiment if you want to see something similarly disgusting the United States did.
Ewa?
Okay, so Luca got divorced bam scored 83 and max Crosby is still a raider
WTF his life R.M. And
That all happened on the anniversary of COVID shutdown
Yo
Video about Peter T. That was dead-ass COVID shutdown day, bro. I
Remember Mark's 10th like 2020 or some shit. They shut down all my classes classes one online all that shit
That's crazy. That's actually crazy.
Migazada's always going to hate and it's been hilarious to peep.
They hate the IRLs. They hate the reacts. They hate the gaming.
They hate the dumbass videos. They hate the educational ones.
You're confusing.
Anyways, why do you look moderately good, R.N.?
Eh, what?
Moderately.
Dan, Migga, nobody gonna steal your food.
Oh, this- oh, this from yesterday.
Fuck, bro! Come on, man!
So much for that look good today. I'm so gangsta shit though.
I'm so gangsta shit though.
And what channel you're in about to mail and go squirrel girl you
classy. What does that mean? What what does that mean? I was on
Marvel novels. What does channel my inner bam me and it's
something to go. I'm getting tired of catching fucking
don't know so hurry up all right fuck them don't I'm gonna catch a one a.m.
all chat I wanted to play re-animal with CK today but TK can't stream today he
said we were playing to me said dope and then he was like he can't stream today
so that would be fun but we have something else we could play so I'm
I'm gonna die if they bomb Kelly, I'm gonna die. No, you raised Gamy didn't ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Finish.
Ewa?
Yes, the decision is-
It would be a pre-guardians rocket type of a coon.
I'd be a pre-guardians type rocket raccoon.
Ewa?
Kobe dropped 81 points in 2006. Adjusting for inflation, that's 120 points in today's NBA.
That 81 is still more impressive. W cope?
Eh, what?
I want more silky and max content. Maybe sneak pro's in type shit.
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want.
All you wire genie-
You playing the animal with TK today, my goat?
I wish, bro. All these wire genie-
I want, I want, I want this, I want that, I want this, I want that, I want that, I want-
also case an unblock me gang
case I'll be blocking the fuck out of niggas bro what's this what was paying us
you look like my dick nigger anyways what games you playing today ho ass nigger
watch your fucking mouth nigger fuck
there was you look good today I think what is this bro what is your fat ass
Oh, he's Taco Bell Pachinos?
Maybe?
Hey, did you just give me Taco Bell Update Pachinos?
Taco Bell recently hosted Live Mass Live a night at the Palladium,
which revealing 20 plus menu innovation set to release this year.
this year.
Ewa?
Ew.
Cranbrew leg crunch wraps.
Ewa?
Hey Rage, how does feel post Mario lost against Mark and Dante you forgot you lost to Charlie
in Pokemon 5 time.
Ewa?
I want, he wants, she wants, they wants, but when have you given?
Where's the 33 at me, ho?
Flamin' hot, mini-toggle salad, you don't look too bad.
I am right there, RG, want nigger, you are a publicly funded asset.
Why RG tax money fund your bitch, Askilani Rogers?
What?!
I want you to shut the fuck up and stream fuck nigger and finish Hollow Knight and D33
Yo, yeah, I gotta be done. I gotta be done
Birthday cake and planada. What's the best out of all this shit?
Strawberry and cream mix pizza bites?
Mountain Dew Pie
What the hell does that even mean?
Nacho fries
Get in a lab
Forty students for CS tournament March 15th. Oh on my off day. That's cute
And for sure streaming on my off day chat
Yeah
For sure
Listen, what is this you survive in this training?
What?
You got that?
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
She wouldn't like that.
I don't know.
She wouldn't.
I don't know.
How did he do that?
Why did he just put you in the face, Gabe?
What the fuck is this?
I don't know.
No.
I can't.
No.
Why is he putting you in the face, bro?
I don't know.
Yo!
What is this?
What are we watching?
Yo, what are we watching, Gabe?
What?
Yo, what is this shit?
Just a normal day at Tariq Hill House.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Yo, he fucking tagging with shit, bro.
She a fucking man
Chat so if your girl getting into boxing and shit if I hit and she wants you to like yo, I need you to
Get my body right. I need to get my body right. I need you to punch on me with some gloves on while I'm flexing
So I'm get right. Are you doing these?
What
What if y'all all say yes?
You're not supposed to say yes.
No gloves needed.
Evo.
What do you mean, no gloves, don't try to kick?
Bro, that's our chance to prank up here.
They're like, no, I would never, bro.
Or if you are, say, very light punches, I don't, like, come on, bro.
What do you mean, no gloves needed?
Why did y'all say yes so quick?
You didn't even think about it.
Chill, bro. Chill.
Okay, I'm gonna take y'all out and relax.
Relax.
Now I have a question for y'all, do you have a type chat and if you do describe it, do
you have a type?
Before you answer that, no, no, yeah, just answer that question.
Do you have a type?
You, see, I don't get these YG niggas game.
second come to the ugliest chud fucking virgin 30 year old no kids and the next
second you I'm fucking you I want your cheek you saying shit like that I don't
understand it my nigga I don't get y'all y'all are like kind of confusing y'all
know what y'all want
What do you think my type is what do you think my type is do you think I have a type
okay I got a type what you think my type is petite dread heads no no you don't say people's
name you don't say why are you saying names like you got to put descriptions of
no don't that doesn't make no no no describe like a type he's like I like
you to describe the type nigga
okay next question could you see yourself in a relationship with me wait
see this is a question I want to skip if I was gonna show you can you see yourself
a relationship with me check why or why not why do you say yes bro we in one
right now fought nigga
I like fat lonely hoes with no self-esteem who eat meat and let me use a car
bro what why what the fuck
that's very specific have you ever given or received road headshot
Yo Bree, what are these questions? Yo Bree, Bree bro.
No. Nope.
Freak yeah, get yo, y'all think this ain't live get gang.
Y'all ain't never live if you ain't been driving, almost swerved off and killed both y'all niggas by getting some top yappies gang.
Did what I'm saying?
Windows gotta be tinted though. They not tinted, now you gotta red light and nigga lookin' at you like these and they big ass shut lookin' down at you.
Just like these. They watch them. And they don't look away for some reason.
I voted yes on the poll, and I love my queens. Thank you God for black women.
What? How do you know there's a poll happening?
Alright, what this is? Yo, we done for the questions for now, gang.
Get!
The official date for the baby shower?
Let's make this a pretty boy game. I know I can't really say that no more since you a father and you honked and shit
What is March my dog hair on fleek and shit a
March 28th chat will be the day of the baby shower. I just tore at the house
I want to say yeah, it was I think it was yesterday the house is crazy
Like the house is crazy
Red carpet, it'll be like chat you think I should get up you think I should get a painting like this
But BAM and Tupac.
BAM and Tupac and Nip.
No, that'd be Florida version.
So it'd be like BAM, Kodak.
And what?
Rage peeped on even souping look
Damn
Look at me Danny Bansby hooping gang. What's that even mean Danny Bansby hooping?
I said let's Katie let me get that right back to me. I got some for I got some for
That's not my guy EZ le-
So Kobe beans brown
Every single Pokemon game
That's the standard Pokemon game I play
All those spin-offs and shit
I don't think that's entertaining to stream game
I don't think Animal Crossing Pokemon version is like
Would be sitting there like
I don't think that's entertaining to stream back
I'm sorry you like
Every other game that came out I played on string game the ones that I play
All the standard Pokemon games spin-offs. I don't know about those bro. I like Pokemon understand me
Big Mac be humble. Okay, no Pokemon shit came out on switch. You know, what's that one game? Uh, that came out
It was like five years ago
I play come on
Easy lay easy lay. I'm a facilitator point. God. I'm creating points off rip
They just put me in look at donuts. Okay, Alan. I'd be eating
Oh, I'm still there. I'm still there. I'm still I'd be eating. I'm still in there. I'm still in there
I
His legends saw a spin-off. Oh my god
Co-wide Leonard I reservings Yannis Kyrie servings. Oh, I'm still in that we're still in that
Oh my god.
Whatever is this?
Stop open.
What I'm doing is this.
Oh, I forgot about this angle.
Ka-wide Leonard, Harry Servings.
Wait, Ka-wide?
Yannis Aida, combo.
Oh my god.
All right, listen up.
Wait, daddy bad shot his cock.
Wait, what the fuck?
Look at your demon.
Oh, I saw, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, dead devil, I am the devil, pray I let the devil out.
Holy fuck, that is so swaggy.
Oh my God, he said, oh my God.
This skin, my silly head will be,
bring me back to Marvel Rivals game.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, that looks good.
Become is an indie adventure game
scheduled for release on PC 2026.
Space control is sperm cell, navigating realistic bodily environments to reach fertilization.
and ridiculously optimistic.
On the lean, you can't be saying the old sincechut is a bunch of random MFS with different daydream of purpose.
But, it will not be easy.
I just, I just know when I was a sperm cell I was a fucking bully nigga.
I just know I was bullying them niggas out the way gang.
Imagine what a shermass nigga I would probably have been if any other sperm cell would have
went into their gang.
Like really imagine that.
I would have probably came out a fucking loser gang.
I was probably bullying them niggas, bro.
I was probably bullying all them little niggas in there.
Brony, the split.
Jesus Christ.
Christ.
Right to the ball.
Brony, the split.
Wait, is that the same dunk I taught him how to do?
Because one of the times we was chilling and shit,
I said, this would be easy in-game.
I just split down the middle
things
Ronnie the split that bitch back. That's the same don't gosh. I don't know how to do the same one
When I'm out in LA
before she rewards Ronnie the
Okay, brah brah
I
Hold on. Oh my god. I want to address. I want to address. I want to address. I want to address. I want to address
I want to address
I
Do I do this try jumping
I want to check I miss I drew I drew real bad gang
I do reals
I do reals was calm short just kind of I don't know I
Miss I drew reals again, so we go through some I drew rules I drew reals
see what Ige algorithm has given us in 2026.
How we done one in 2026?
If you think Ebsen was bad waitants, what the fuck gang this is what do you mean spilled
a bit?
I'm not caught.
I'm not fucking caught on anything gang.
This isn't real.
Yo, yo, yo, there's a, there's an anti-Josh, first of all, my name is Joshua, my name's
not Josh.
Written at Josh on your brother's tip to your fucking crumb nigga your crumb stop larking at Joshua. Do you know that?
The nigga only has half my name, but like I don't what the fuck is this kid? It's been a
The slanderization of the word named Josh on Instagram that I'm not really fucking with
When bro sets up a two-man for us and the girl rides with her gay best friend,
I didn't know it was him, I just didn't know.
Chad.
What you doing in this situation, Gabe?
What you doing in this situation?
Be a hunnit, bro.
What's bro got a dog knock up? What you doing in this situation being honey?
I'm cracking what
What the
Yeah, wait, hold on
Hello, let me put this shit
Not something's gonna pop up bad. Yo, so we go. Yeah, let me just put this right here. Let's do this right like this
Can we meet again, okay
No, no, so let's do this so I'll you know
The wrong motherfucker gonna message me game. Don't need those
Don't need those you feel me
How you do the full screen shit?
Like that.
They do those.
Uh huh.
When you're trying to say goodbye, you generally get stuck in it.
Thank you.
Happening
But see what the fuck this shit. Yo, this shit got 60. Alright, let's see this nigga hooping bruh. He got 61 likes
Let's see
Chats that a dime
Mute your mic I could barely hear the reels. Yeah
Should we like it?
Chow, are we giving them a like?
Probably boost them on the algorithm a little bit.
My fault, bro.
I didn't even see you call me yesterday.
Wait, you had my number?
Say that!
No, I'll be putting my phone on D&D.
Oh!
You know what I need?
You know the guy need.
He need.
I don't want no notification.
I just gotta lock in.
I just be put on D&D bro.
AKA, leave him the hell alone.
I be doing that a lot though.
I just be, you know, I want to silence my phone.
And who are we to intrude that?
Nobody.
But if you watch me, just call me twice so that it'll go through if you call twice.
I call a million times to get through to you, papa.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, gang.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
I don't even, I don't tell niggas I want D&D gang.
They're the one that bring it up, bro.
That's just been my life for five, six years, gang.
That's just, it's not changing.
They'll ask me why the calls I go through,
I'm like, yo, I got D&D gang.
Crumb.
Bro, look at this nigga Zed.
You fucking D&D crumb.
If I could, yo, yo gang.
I don't, if I can't talk about shit
that we're having in my life,
I'm not gonna try to get it, but like.
If I could show y'all the message I received
of the audacity of some human,
this girl sent me a,
Mind you, I don't speak to this girl.
She sent me a paragraph about how I think I'm the president
because I'm on DND
and I never answered phone calls gang.
Mind you, this motherfucker called me in my sleep
at like 8 a.m.
That is why I got my D&D from pictures like you
I'm gonna show you how to walk up to the fucking cold coffee
What the fuck?
Why did he...
Yo, why does he have nut?
Yo, he's taking nut in.
Yo, listen, this is not even real.
What the fuck?
Why he bust a nut, bruh?
Yo, calm down.
Me when I laugh so hard I nut it.
What?
Why'd I get somebody?
What?
When your whole webplane dead in front of an actor, should he hit you with one of these?
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Again, what's one of my homies to be like this, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, this would definitely be me.
But it's time for me, what's one of my homies to be like this,
bro?
What streamer do you think would be like this?
Next, next, next, next time.
Next time, next time.
You know what do you think?
This is so ugly, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh shit.
you
You
Be in the group chat fuck is weird. Whoa
This is a trick question
How many niggas already on group chats?
This Yemini is in Lovers.
In Lovers it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Yeah, this is...
This is how many nidz in a group chat.
Is this crazy?
Is there anything going to leak?
Is this crazy?
Is that crazy group chat numbers?
Is that crazy?
One two three four five six seven one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten including me
Ten including me
How would your ugly ass feel if you met one of your sisters or cousins boyfriends?
And they are a deep why our G member like in the calms and start fanning out
PS that wouldn't be me cuz it's like the shit out you all love though. What the fuck?
Well, it is.
I got a friend.
It's a good one.
You wanna group up?
Say it again, when were you paying the mods?
All damn hoes you be taking to courtside games,
but you can't pay us some measly $30 a month
so I can get some from the dollar menu at McDonald's
you fucking big-headed Broward thunk.
Oh my god, wait.
We have a golden Kappa train right now.
Do you know what that means?
Why do we have a golden Kappa?
We have a golden Kappa.
Everybody who participates in this train,
when it ends, y'all get a secret emote.
Do you understand?
You'll get a secret emote.
So, if you want to, get the golden Kappa.
I'm trying to do one of them.
That shit is swag. That shit's fucking swag. Yo, yo, yo, yo, it's Shanno. They for the prime game.
OG Bebou. They for the, well get the sell. I know you want that gold to capital. CWC. They for the prime nigga.
Yo, I'm Kim. They for the prime, they for the sell.
Persha, they for the sell nigga. Graysaw, they for the sell. Yabba dad, they for the prime nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
You want that golden capa?
Hey, why'd you come in?
Say my name.
They for the 25 months.
Yo, Kiosk can't think for the 40 months.
Maceo, think for the prime.
40 months of crazy, no cap.
Millech, think for the prime.
Ha ha ha
Real niggas want that golden capo. They want that golden capo. I
Actually got some buddies, bro. They added me into a chat. It was like a moment. Yes
Not left. I was immediately. Okay, cuz I thought about my day. It's like some a gossip club
Like what are we talking about like, you know?
You announced the baby yet my guy when he told me
Have you told your community about your son that you haven't visited in three years?
What about your son that you haven't visited in three years?
Have you told your community that?
What do you mean by that, man?
Oh, hey.
You mean some crab raguums?
You mean crab raguums?
Real crab.
Wait.
You mean crab raguums, a real crab raguums?
Mm-hmm, you raguum.
You have some of that shit, Greg?
Nah, you know, he's not gonna eat that shit.
I ain't kidding.
Mark, make some crab raguums!
That shit look good though.
That shit look good in a bit.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I lose.
Yeah, I'm all in.
Real nigger.
Alright, nigger, appreciate y'all.
What the fuck? Goddamn!
Wait, that's your bug?
Mm-hmm.
I put my dick in IT.
Then put your dick in it.
Yo, hi, Miles. Thanks for the gift.
Rokeo, thanks for the sub.
Chash drop him off, thanks for the sub.
Big Mute, thanks for the sub.
Young Boy Cod, thanks for the gift.
Tenshi, thanks for the gift.
Ainsley's player, thanks for the sub.
Tim C. Miller, thanks for the sub.
Corge Juana, thanks for the sub.
Bay Bear.
They put a sub.
Oh, geez.
They put a sub.
You're truly a myth. They put a sub.
Rose and Kate, they put a gift in.
Ryzen, they put a prom.
If you're ugly and you know it, clap your hands.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Paul?
Can you stop that? I said if you're ugly.
Thanks, cutie. That would be great. Thank you. Now I'm going to continue.
But I am ugly.
What'd you say?
I said, but I am ugly.
Oh, but I'm scared of you.
Coverlessly those words again.
But Kocchan.
You are not ugly.
Oh, thank you Kocchan.
Give me some more. I'm a big Zep-Tex you.
You really think so?
I want you to know that you are the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life.
Thank you Kocchan.
You're not ugly. Don't ever tell yourself that.
Oh, okay, Kachan.
By the way, I wasn't clapping my hands.
Now let's continue.
What are those farts?
What is that?
point to it?"
Like, what?
What?
What??
What?
It's...
What?
It's...
It...
It's...
It...
It's...
It...
Ryan, you know what?
Clap your hands.
If you're ugly and you know what?
Clap your hands.
OK.
Excuse me.
Can you stop that?
I said but I am ugly but Coachella
Why does it go far bro?
Never ever put me in a position where I have to show you how calculated my darkness really
is.
Don't test my patience because I might be the most genuine and compassionate person
you've ever met.
But once I reach my limit, you will see me move in ways that no one imagined I was capable
of doing.
Never ever.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
Oh
What the fuck what bro, this is actually and you take fans be watching game
This is an Andrew tape being bees every time they wake up before you know what I'm saying this
I did they want these fucking cringes as videos game
Hey
When my pants turn brown, run.
Huh?
When my red turns run, eyes.
This is so stupid, bro.
L reader, what do you mean L reader? That's what it said!
When my red turds run eyes!
What do you mean L reader? That's what it said!
For put me in a position.
Two thousand lumbar you're fat.
How did nigga think of this shit?
Yo, this nigga might as overly be putting his shirt down again.
How did nigga think of this shit, bruh?
How did nigga think of it?
Exactly what I said, bruh.
That's exactly what I said, bruh.
My culture is not in the classroom.
My love is your first time diving in that wet pool, but you realize you were generally
built for the shit and enter flow state.
I think that I ain't gonna fit.
Hold on. Why did my chat say RT? He's gonna get no pussy. He's gonna get no buns nigga. Y'all don't get no buns nigga
My chat get no buns
Look at look at bulldog say RT, but all your fucking loser nigga. Yo listen you peeped in fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
What's that fucking game called?
You peeped in fucking chat. Oh my god chat. What can't you be five bulldog? Oh my god? If y'all know y'all know this game
Mm-mm, not really, mm-mm, think, think, think, oh my God, somebody gets out to give you $100.
Yes, yes, New World, uh-oh, yes, Buddha, you're preaching New World, hold on, all my real
Real niggas, y'all fucking tap it emos niggas, tap us only niggas, fuck.
Real niggas, y'all got y'all emos niggas, y'all got y'all fucking tap us in the chat, niggas.
Golden tap us only, niggas.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, no, golden, golden!
Yeah
Bro chat
Top 10 feeling like a ladies leave this is what me my niggas
Me and my niggas on top 10 feel trash
Are the ladies gone or the females gone nigga?
Okay, I think the females is gone.
Top 10 feeling?
Is that initial feeling, Shaq?
But she tells you to feel her, you know what I'm saying?
And you feel how good she is for the first?
Oh my.
Oh!
That's a top 10 nigga.
All right ladies y'all come back ladies y'all come back ladies y'all come back
bruh y'all come back y'all come undefined y'all come undefined game y'all come undefined
you wait there's something special now game but I had a past I used to live a
life
I
Too bad no wife you need to go through
Let's make it slow
Like a lot better. I want to be who bear
Ah, I love it.
Look at this fat ass foot.
Ah, I love it.
Chad, are we liking this video?
This is for the light.
Let's get some better camera mode and maybe on my screen.
Yeah, like a mic on your shirt.
What do you think?
It's not like those.
Is there a thumbs up emoji I could put?
Oh, y'all can't even see.
I said, let's get to better camera angles and maybe a mic on your shirt while you hooping.
Is that good tips?
What a thumbs up, that chat.
Gelatoes.
feel me when the french pose this pose
So y'all just be gripping y'all fridges butt?
When bro does something that lets you know he wouldn't have your back in a combat scenario
That's that.
This is disgusting!
Ah, shit!
It's a fucking model. It's a twist-off.
Yo, that's deep. Yo, that's deep. Yo, that's deep, bro.
gay ass friend
well the whole point of roasting you and his girls start joining like she's not getting
wanna know the funniest joke of them all?
mhmm
Ha ha ha, nah that's never happened, none of my homeboys cheat nigga, none of my homies
cheat, none of the bros cheat, no no, they're there.
Truth Huts.
Truth.
Huts.
What the fuck did he just do?
What did his mother fucking just bust out?
What move was that?
Poetry, brah I wasn't ready for that shit.
What?
Our three kids, they're not yours because you're not a real man.
Truth hurts.
She lost all of her family in an accident because she's a wicked human being, wicked
woman.
Truth hurts
Wait, I wouldn't try that but the knee thing is kind of tough
Truth hurts
Hey, you think I can do that check?
I remind for 20 years
No kids. Yo, he can't- cause he worshiped the devil
Oh no, I can't do that, bro
Yo, this little freak you are in!
Lies
They give comfort
lies, comfort. Don't worry, your time is coming. You'll soon get a job. That's comforting.
It's a lie. You've been trying for a child for 10 years now, 10 years after marriage.
time is coming God will soon bless your womb that's comfortable it's a lie lie lie
what is my for you what the fuck is my for you page why is this about for you
why did metal water Instagram Jeff Bezos what one is known for the
I recommend this shit to me game.
Cuts.
Yo, he got it.
He kinda snap with that though.
His levels, he levels, levels shit, it's all about the levels shit, levels.
What the fuck?
You are clearly talented, talented, but I truly hope to never see this shit.
I couldn't predict a second.
Yo, this nigga's caught, bro.
This nigga's caught.
I want to beat this nigga.
That was it.
My granny, cause she said Travis, you work too hard.
Don't worry, you forget about me.
My granny, cause she said Travis, you work too hard.
Don't worry, you forget about me.
Ranking every person ever.
Thoughts?
What?
Why is Mindaugas whose men's gets over Roddy Rich?
What is this list?
you
You
But all this was you in school man. This is how I vision you butter. Okay, but all this is how I vision you bruh
Yeah, you guys gonna be single till 28
Let me keep it on get this straight. I wasn't single till 28. I was in a relationship most
of my life and then I got single when I was 20.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I've been in a relationship since I was 14 years old,
game.
You did what I'm saying?
Good cope.
You all right?
What's up, boy?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Where you going?
What's up?
I'm your boy, you know?
I'm telling you, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Adonis, come on.
Come on.
Let's break out.
One, two, three.
Over here.
Come on, guys.
That was a weak catch out of the game.
Adonis, come on.
Come on.
Let's break out.
This is the worst thing over you on three guys one two drinking erupts wait on three or after three we all laugh
more champagne, poppy. This is what you will be wrong with.
And what continent is we even in?
I put my heart in this. Why does everyone think that I'm the hardest? Why do you speak for the sake of speaking?
Don't even know. We just got honeycomb.com.
What? What? What was that?
And what continent is New Zealand in?
I've got my heart in this. Why does everyone think that I'm the hardest? Why do you speak to the sick?
Speak it. Don't even know if you're in the sky.
Honeycomb.com
What the fuck does that mean?
When you sleep at Bro's house and you hear him on a Disco with a 14-year-old e-girl,
this has never happened to me.
Oh shit, not the bar trying to get me top before you do.
Um, what?
This is our first date.
Okay, yeah.
Beat the boss.
I don't do that.
Oh shit, not the ball trying to get me top
before you do.
Um, what?
Yo, that's not shit y'all do, game.
No, they can't.
That's not shit y'all.
This is what, this is what I'm doing, bro.
This is not some shit you do.
This is not some shit I do, bro.
Legit how they act like we just met dope PMO
Only reason he brought the ball you've been planning footage. Oh you be prep for this shit. He prepped for this
Holy fuck
Rock out Leris. Oh my god, that's rock. I leave that's actually rock. I'll leave this
You say I play checkers you say you play chess I don't do none that bullshit
I get money and get actual checks, paper checks.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh my god.
W clarification.
What a negative occasion. W clarification.
Yo they laughed at no out of tune but oh my god bro had to reiterate
shit I be right back
What
Hey you say I play checkers you say you play chess I don't do none of that bullshit
I get money and get actual checks, paper checks
What is wrong with you bro
Bro, what is that bloody ass thing on my shitting?
I want to see more of my friends.
You'll snap out of it.
Don't do that. Discount my feelings.
I'm not friend material, I'm more than friend material.
I'll ignore you, stop on your heart, and always put my needs in interest first.
But you can keep trying to push me away. It's not gonna work.
I almost killed you.
I survived.
Beginner's love.
That's what they didn't think.
You're making a mistake.
Oh, yeah?
Definitely.
I
This was a robot chicken episode a nigga with
Leon Kennedy's hand-hand camera come and shoot this nigga hand top off it in a in a in a cartoon
And not in really in a cartoon because what the fuck is he talking about game?
What the fuck this is a this is filled it in silence by the way
This is your for you page no no no I mean yeah, but no what's what that doesn't mean anything
Did touching story what are you all be typing bro, and you're a nigga what?
I get this cringy ass a lot.
Yo!
Yo, there was no cuts!
There was no cuts!
Yo! That has to be a seamless ass like...
Eddie that like, yo!
I'm looking for the Eddie too!
What the fuck is the Eddie?
Where's the cut?
Man, such a good day to go on a walk.
Oh no, is that my grandma?
No, grandma!
Grandma, what happened?
I got here by basooka
What are you doing, girl?
I'm gonna get you a piece of my granny. She got here by basooka
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Cupboard
Cupboard, cupboard, aloo-mah, ka-loo-mah
I got here by basooka
Yeah, I think about it every time I hit that
Man, such a good day to get on the walk
Yo, my chat get no buns, gang, they don't know nothing about this shit, cuz.
My chat get no buns, gang, they don't get no buns, bruh, they don't hoop, them niggas
don't hoop, they're why are you niggas not hooping, gang, y'all not hooping, bruh.
Stop, bruh.
No bro, we need to win the game, we need to win the game!
Why is everything 28?
Yo, it's woman history month, bro.
Woman actually go through a working period, just...
C'mon bro.
I come home drunk from the casino, my son actually shows some heart before I beat him.
What?
That's not funny.
This isn't funny.
Oh my, you know this is the last day I got a beating, bro.
My mom wants to slap the shit out of me.
I grabbed her hand and I looked down at her.
I've never been that scared of my life.
I dropped her hand and ran to my,
huss, huss.
I got, bro, I ran to my,
I got the fuck up on out of there gang.
But I thought I was dead, I thought she was gonna kill me.
And I never got her, I never got her whipping again.
I never got her whipping again gang.
I never got her whipping, back shots?
Send this to your bully if they speak Spanish.
Dave or dad, please take a Pudria Supame, por que su presta puedo hablar espanol, pero
buen intento.
Me hold me hold down me hold.
I like it.
I said it's the spedest feels
Oh
Ora what do you mean? This is aura. What the fuck did I just watch?
I bet you are legit the coolest dude to hang out with.
Jarvis, invite this guy to my private island.
you
You
Come on boy
I
See gone mad
Where's the water coming from?
No.
I bet you.
No.
Wait.
It might be a high shot.
Well, none of them got shoes on.
None of them got shoes on at any point of this video.
What did he do to him in the toilet?
Why did he take him to the toilet so they could pee together?
To make love and peace?
Like what happened yo?
I don't want to.
the world's worst fitness instructor.
Okay, she's going to add some more weight in.
Oh, that's really heavy!
Yeah, it doesn't matter, just do what feels right.
Do you know that eating a cheeseburger burns seven calories?
yo yo yo oh my god this is bad yo yo i can't watch this shit bro i can't watch this shit bro
i can't watch this i can't watch this shit bro i can't watch this shit
i can't bro i can't bro that's a fact actually okay i'm gonna be your fitness instructor
I'm sorry, but I can't let you in my class in those shoes, you need proper footwear.
I had to go, I had to go, I had to go, I had to go, I had to go, I had to go, I had to go,
Bro, I had to go, I had to go, go back.
Yo, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
What, because I dropped my phobia on my man,
and had to listen to this for three minutes straight.
Yo, I, yo, what?
Ain't no way Cardigan was trying to do,
go that many times, all that for doughnut?
Hold on, I gotta see doughnut.
World's most fitness instructor.
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie.
Have you ever tried to go here? No, she ain't trying to go.
She ain't trying to go yet. Okay, she's going to add some more weight in.
Oh, that's really heavy.
Oh, she's trying to go right here? Oh, she stopped herself? She stopped herself?
She prepped her down, she didn't want to shift for the heat. She about to go right here?
Oh, fuck.
Yo, she was, she was, she was, she go hit.
Yo, she hurt, she hurt, she got her shit loaded, nigga.
She got, ah!
Do you even live, bro?
Yo, she wanted to go bad!
Do you know the eating of cheese?
Yo, she got so like, oh my god!
I don't even know if she got sucked that many times!
Burn her. Burn seven calories.
That's a fact, actually.
Okay, I'm gonna be your fitness instructor.
Yeah?
What the fuck?
Bro, did it look like the Trinity Killer from Dexter game? What the fuck is this?
What the fuck did I just watch?
What did he do?
What was the point of that?
well what's the point of that wait wait what do you just do is it what is it do
I not know am I not a knower stay lethal God gives the toughest battles to a
stronger sirs hell yeah okay so this gotta be something I don't know about
I feel bad. What is this? There's always a message
IDF ritual
The end is just the beginning recaption. Oh
there's more
Our life isn't apprenticeship to the truth that are on every circle another can be drawn
There's no end in nature. But every end is the beginning if you go that's all the families and friends of the fallen
I feel like it has been cut off but to confront
That you knew them as long as you did our beach in Valhalla the spirit lives on forever and so you meet again
PSS have no worries nothing never forgets. We'll get them
When fine shit Loki tells me I can't tame her pus if it ocean but I'm genuinely pus
in Lord of the Seven Pussies so I loke, loke punly, pull up in her name in the name of
Palantus so loke can you and Lee conquer her watery puh on some majestic shit to prove
her wrong.
I got my little sister from middle school and she's going to do it.
my friends favorite words on the phone wait what her friends oh and then her
parents are gonna be there oh look what the fuck is this yo do these things
realize it's gonna be with them for the rest of their life
Welcome to Interesting Wheels. This is your for you page for all its Instagram.
Zed said look at her panda pose.
Okay, let me copy, paste, pinned, all right.
Crimson Libra.
Does she have pinned?
Does she have, are any of these pinned?
What pen post you talking about Zed?
I want to be part of A&P one day.
I like how authentic they are with each other.
What?
They're a group but they have an old thing going on individually and I respect that.
I want to be in a space where I can continue to be in a space of creativity and freedom.
I'd love to be the most. It will already serve us well.
Listen.
I can make that connection for you.
Any people love to have you, I ain't gonna lie.
You're the type of nigga they need right now.
I feel like you could have filled in that role for Kai while he gone chasing his endeavors and dreams.
No, I have to make that connection, let me know, I'll talk to them for you, that's what
you want me to do.
You do what I'm saying, if you make some shit shake.
Yeah, they have a house, they're the most successful person I've ever met.
Oh my god, and what did you say her name was?
Again?
Guys, I've done it again.
You know, in this patriarchal society we live in, people tend to assume that when they're
talking about someone successful, you're talking about a man.
Me? No. I go a step further. I don't just say who are they. I say who is she.
I just assume it's a woman.
If you like this video, try it out for yourself and just let me know what you know.
Yes!
It's true!
I'm doing it!
Are we going to practice this? Should we practice this, bro?
You can find good clips like this, bro.
Like, let's say we're doing a stream on Emily or some shit.
Like, yo, do you know any, like, multi-millionaires?
She'd be like, yeah!
I could be like, what's her name?
Who is she? What does she do?
You did what I'm saying?
You farmed the clip, you posted it, tipped the comments.
Oh, my God.
Nobody's talking about how rage assumed that it was a woman.
You did what I'm saying?
That farmed good clips, nigga.
You did what I'm saying?
That's cop. That's cop, nigga.
That's a banker. That's a banker.
That's a banker on the tipped top. That's a banker on the tipped top.
It's it done about a girl boys a basic tutorial of what to do if you've never been in a fight before and
You need quick tips on what you need to do to get out of the situation
First thing first try to talk it out. Yeah, that's a man. I'm sorry
You know this you spit house left the fuck out
Gay I was not expecting that
Wait hold on, wait that threw me home.
Wait, wait.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
Actually go廚istling.
That's actually good advice.
Actually good advice, gang.
Little crookedly good advice.
Actually good advice.
Actually, good advice.
Why didn't he say, out my chin?
Sing for the first time in two weeks after losing my voice to an infection in my suffocates.
I
I feel so good, I feel so good.
I literally couldn't fucking do this.
I literally couldn't do this.
Congratulations.
It's fun to fuck.
That applies to everything, right?
What if I tell you I fuck with a bitch that could be yelling and then she'll see some
mind of shit and do some shit like this. In the next breath. What if I tell y'all live
that life? Bro, bro grieve this, wait, what do you mean bro? Is that, wait, what is it,
I mean, what is it, what is it, what is it, what is it, what is it, what is it, what do
you mean bro, wait, bro grieve this or throw more than Erica Kirk dinner husband. Okay.
me when I'm hungover my reels are a gold one oh shit when can we look forward to
you lose it okay that's me that's my dog thank you my roommate by letting my
dog take a crap and see if you're stepping it wait what
Let me let it down, what the fuck?
You got a prank!
Hey, Michael, I'm home.
You wanna watch a movie or something?
Oh! Oh, man!
Michael!
Did you let your dogs in before I just stepped in it?
Oh!
Wait, is this shit or is this a prank?
is this real shit Michael Michael is this shit are you pranking me did you let your
dog shit in the floor bro why is it so stupid bro
he better not go for a third probably tight
why is this shit
What is this video are you home anybody home
Is this shit
Michael this shit
No, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, what is my algorithm, what is this?
What am I watching?
Is this shit?
Why is the video still going?
How's it going?
Ugh, that's definitely shit.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Yo, why do you keep fucking going?
Construction worker.
No, no, not again.
No, no.
No, I'm skipping.
I can't do this shit.
Hey, Jack, hand me the hammer.
Oh, my, no, no, I'm sorry.
You don't have to do more than this.
You don't have to do less than this.
Tell mommy, you know I always want you to.
You gon' have to do more than this, you gon' have to do a lot of slayers
Don't you know how, you gon' need to do more than this
You gon' know, you gon' know
I know I'm supposed to be wearing a hard hat, but I'm not
I forgot my heart attack, or is that the one you need?
I need it.
Yo bro, yo bro, yo bro, yo bro!
Ouch, oops!
How many minutes?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, these things need to get snipped.
These things, somebody need to throw a fucking, fucking semtex grenade with me, what the fuck!
Please don't.
I've never, I don't, I'm not strong.
Rage come up with that.
Oh, shoot, this is the school, this is the school right next to it.
Where is this working?
I hate this shit.
I hate this shit. I hate this shit. I hate this shit, bro.
I hate this shit, I hate this shit, I hate this shit, I hate this shit, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Um, I don't really want to do the work today.
Sorry.
What time do we start and what time do we end?
Good one.
I
What the fuck!
I gotta skip that shit bro I gotta play the comeback.
Is this good?
You sure it's okay?
Here it is.
What is it?
Are you there?
It's kinda smart.
It's gonna be my imagination.
Okay bro we get it.
Alright I got a shot.
Yeah.
Okay, bro, we get all right. I got a short poem
Yes, that's our kid look live. It's a sour. Just a bunch of sour kids
Open
Okay, you gotta pray
I
Hate me
Yes, that's our kid
Bros
Why'd he do that?
Don't open it.
Why is it open?
Ain't no candy.
She got pregnant, bruh.
She got pregnant.
She got some candy for you, bruh.
Yo, I hate you!
You were like working, done this shit.
You look good from back there, Franky.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you, Franky.
I'm so proud of you.
Franky, I love you, I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
Yay, son, you did it!
I love you son you can't beat you get so high
oh wow I love my son
Let's go get ice cream and I won't leave you
I hate stupid shit!
This is my turn to stop anyone!
Who the fuck are you when you're working on this shit?
You go too.
I hate stupid shit!
You think I'm a fucking richo?
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing so hard, bro?
Holy fuck!
I hate reals, I hate this shit, bro.
I hate this... How in the world do you think this is stupid ass shit, bro?
No please im, please, im, please
Please aren't. Please aren't
My ass!
Dammit
Guys this is fucking crazy
This is fucking crazy
Don't do this don't try this at home
Very risky
Don't try this at home
very misty, what? I did it!
I did it!
Can't you see?
My body is iron, don't try me!
Don't fucking try me!
Why does he have a cut under his wrist like that?
Yo, yo, you're such a stupid bro, bro, you're such a stupid bro, bro.
Yo, I hate reals bro.
You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they filled the open air
This is page coded bro.
This is so page coded gang.
Yo Paige, you and her will be best friends.
Y'all be best friends gang.
I am ready!
Eat it up. Eat it up.
Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat it up.
Can't laugh.
Stop!
He said...
Can't laugh.
I said...
Are you mad?
What a little bitch!
Oh no!
Get out!
Stop!
Be sick!
Get out!
Set it up. Set it up.
Doom!
Doomfist!
I said, all that we need is a danger sign.
What you want to do?
We need a danger sign.
We die.
I'm hiding in the sand.
Yo Nas, Nas became the Q-Doll at last, yo Nas, I need to see you bust my little cut.
I need to see you hit this shit Nas, Nas to your core.
Rather join a gang.
Alright bro.
No, this video is a hit today, I'm going to be teaching out boy how to slap box.
Don't slap box at school, chat, because one day you're going to be getting slapped a little
too hard, you're going to get in your feelings, you're going to close your fist, you're going
throw a punch outside of the football field during during during PE or health
whatever fuck it was and while everybody's like exiting the football field
and you won't throw it and he's gonna weave it and he might fuck around like
pick up and Sam and go back in front of all the huts in the freshman year and
cuz like there's a side difference a lot of times in high school because some people
matured quicker than others and you might crack your back
The first rule is slump, boss.
You ain't gonna be using any of these.
So don't bother your fix, brother.
Open up all of them.
You want to make sure you...
Because you want to slap the black off of them.
Okay, in order to stop the living fuck out somebody,
the first thing you got to do is have a good stance.
Yeah, don't be scared.
Get you something nice and loose.
Most of me get into the guard they face, you know what I'm saying?
With the pair.
This is what you call a pair.
You can knock him off like a face-off, but if you're a little bigger, you know,
then you're a little bit more wider, you can't really move around like everybody else.
You probably won't have to go with the standard, you know what I'm saying?
Ooh, something quick, you know what I'm saying?
Get up on him, let him beat all this up.
Knock his face off.
Now, this is a view of distress, and you slap him off like it's too hard.
Yeah, you get it.
No, this video, I hate it.
First time I met my BM after talking to each other for three months.
Yeah, finally we meet.
I know.
What's up, stranger danger?
Man, where are you at?
What?
Man, nervous.
What the heck?
Nervous?
I haven't dated for like six months.
It's a long time.
Anyways, why you brought me to Denny's?
I know it's awkward.
I don't know.
What are we gonna eat right here?
I don't know, some pancakes?
Pancakes for a clock!
Man, you're acting weird, dude.
We've been talking about roadblocks for like three months already.
Well, yeah, but it's different from talking about roadblocks than in person.
Man, you look good.
Man, stop making things weird.
How about weird?
Okay, okay, okay, you're complimenting me, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, they, they, uh, the thing is not bad.
I know.
Okay.
I brought you, I brought you here because, uh, I wasn't very skilled, but one of my friends,
my mom's friend, my friend's mom, you're my friend's mom.
Man, you're the one, Nervy.
What do you think?
She's kind of like a cracker and, uh, she gave me a deal that, uh, I was a different
$60.00, because she needs some crack.
She wants to name a part of her eBts part.
I think she said that I had like $60.00, so...
$60.00 is my f***ing limit?
Yeah, $60.00, well, I know you're big ass sort of, but...
I mean, $60.00 should be enough for both.
I'll just give like this small thank you person if he can eat the rest.
If you can pay with my eBts part, because I'm kind of embarrassed.
I'm not gonna pay.
It's because it looks like you have like three baby daddy's like four kids and you get like...
I don't even have kids. How many times do I have to tell you I have no fucking kids?
I know but it just looks like you get right in my head but it is a crime.
Dude, you're too young. What would you ask me to come be and then at Denny's?
I don't want fucking pancakes.
What is it? What am I watching?
You said you have an A all day so just tell me the thing.
Yo, this is a true Mexican love story, man
This is a true Mexican love story, bro. I'm down to eat dude, cuz I'm hungry, but I'm not gonna
Why he moated
Oh
You
I'm gonna bang now, I'm gonna bang now, I'm gonna play around cause I don't play around.
Why he was deadass? Why he was moaning?
Bro gay, how you gonna lie to rap when you need that bad, bro?
Bro rap like the olive wood
He said
I can hear the trenches one more time, I can hear the trenches more.
This is fucked up, this is fucked up bro.
To the kids I house it all to the system
I wrecked it up and around cause I know
Hit all my cake for the streets, cake for the Trichas
Trichas
Trash or gas
I
Think the jacket too tight for you brother
Do you understand I think only one of the things you don't you don't button up
So shit or you got to get a bigger side
And you don't got to tuck the pants aside like the tongue
Trash and like a lot of it
Just lay down
That's us all the fit to go cut the grass in yo yo game shit
I want the people to know this whoever follows me. I may not be the prettiest fucking sailor
I may not be the best
I may be annoying and a pain in the ass a lot of times, but you know what, it doesn't
matter to me.
Because it matters to me is the life I have begun as the United States may be sailor.
You may think, oh well, she's just sailor, no, I'm not just a sailor.
What the fuck, bitch?
Sorry for your servant, yo Gigi, you're wrong.
I'm gonna put it to you like this.
I don't play about you.
The stuff I be saying on something like Shakespeare,
you hear me?
I know you're feeling me like I'm feeling you
because it's written all over your face.
Like I love, it's written with the stars.
But let me stop,
because you know it's about you I got in this bars.
What is he doing what is he doing
Why is he doing this?
Why is there a piece of meat?
Florida's lava?
Bro this nigga got, he got oxes over here.
I'll make a dream to you, but I'm tight, I'm not like Kite
You talk so much online man, why you quiet now?
I'm quiet now, what?
What do you mean?
Where are you right now?
It's ring, it's my peace.
So I'm calmest.
Yeah, you're going to rest in peace over here.
Yeah. Oh, is it?
Yeah. Is it? We're going to see how it goes.
What are you going to do? What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do on 21st?
Why you want to know now? Are you scared of that?
I'm not scared of you. I've seen your face.
You look like a fucking ghee packet.
Is it?
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
Do something better, bro.
Say something better.
Like me too.
You can try.
You can see fear in your eyes.
You can try.
You can see fear come at you round after round with the most dangerous combinations ever.
And you're not going to do anything about it.
You heard it from John Jones?
Yeah.
Learn something on your own.
You're not John Jones.
I am John Jones.
He doesn't say dangerous.
He says malicious.
The most malicious thing I know.
I'm going to come at you.
I'm going to expose you like you're accenting.
Take accent, fake boxing.
Right.
You want to try it right now?
I
I'm so hyped for that but why are you lying to these Indian niggas gang? What are you talking about?
My moves better
What the fuck is that I was thinking maybe Jesus Christ
What is this? What's on my screen, gang?
I'm not learning over here.
We put a day in between Saturday and Sunday and make the weekend one day longer.
Oh wait, please.
I was thinking, maybe put a name, we can make it a fun day.
Because it's in between Sunday and Saturday, you know, and it's gonna be a fun day because
it's in between the weekends.
Right?
Oh, that's, that's, you could, you could, you could, you could, my dog could, I ain't
gonna.
Fuck!
Look at my baby boo.
You see him out there chilling basking that shit?
What's up boss man?
You see boss man over there?
Why are you or a farmer like that?
At least if you want to be let out of the cage, you doodle dog!
Why do you have a basket spot, huh?
You want to be let out?
You know what's up, gangster?
You're chillin'?
little gangster, little gangster, you know what I'm saying, little baby boy, you're gonna turn blue,
the ruby in your capacity, you got one years old, you little baby, little baby, you know what I'm
I had it for like 10 months now.
Little baby, cutie patootie, hey cutie patootie, hey cutie patootie,
so what's up to the people, cutie patootie?
That's a camera.
It's a camera right there.
There's a large here right there, chillin'.
You want me to say that?
Yeah, it's a good arugula today.
He fought with arugula and squash as his favorite and hot biscuits flowers.
I don't even love my biscuits.
No cap.
Alright.
Get back here. Get back here, you little pompous. Us. Us.
And they just look like my balls. Why, he's so motherfucking dry, bro. They live in desert
terrarium, like, like, that's their terrain, desert gang. So when the, his high ends, his
Baskin gets like 122 degrees in the hotspots
I repeat basketball at 125 dig what I'm saying
Pretty worse
This is dead-ass entire shit I'll send to the group chat yo I go live I feel like girl group
chats is lame bro I feel like girl group chats is not fun game guy group chats is the like
deadass is fun as fuck but yo chat you ever been arguing in the group chat and
deadass like your act is like the only thing like you just be in there actually
like anything around me like this would be talking to the y'all when you debate
in the bros or some shit it could be about basketball or something
Happy birthday to you my dear
Happy birthday
Wooo
Yo bitch wanna get to a bid doll
Why don't they go ahead and low-key just put the food on the table this count as a body
It's not a body, bro
Yo, he gangsta.
I go like he gangsta.
He gangsta for the heat.
Yo, yo, this shit.
I fucked with this shit, bruh.
This the only kid living a 90s life.
Wait, is this like a thing that he does?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
This isn't real.
This video is a test to see if you actually watch the videos
your friends message you.
If you're watching, you will message your friend this code.
The sun sets over Phoenix, California.
I repeat, the sun sets over Phoenix, California.
But a real friend continues watching
and knows that that's just the beginning.
Your friend will send you where and why.
You will reply, it happens when it happens,
because time is not a linear quantity.
They will then say, then what is linear?
You will say ants.
They will say, and what eats an ant?
You will say, an ant eater.
They will ask, what drinks an ant?
You will reply, an ant drunk.
But a real, real friend watches even more
and knows to do none of that.
Instead, you will go to these coordinates.
52.60312 degrees north,
and 31.63984 degrees west.
On the third Wednesday, Thursday of the current month,
and bring a used copy of the novel, Grapes of Wrath,
a new copy of the novel, Moby Dick, Dune,
where you will find that the friend who sent you this video
is not there, because a true friend watches the entire video
and knows to just tell the truth.
I know you're anxious that we're growing apart,
and the truth is we are.
As time has changed, so have we.
Personalities have changed, interests have changed.
I don't watch the videos you send me because we can't care for our relationship anymore.
We deserve something we can.
Nope, just respond LOL.
Oh, okay.
Together we could.
Smash.
That shit was crazy, that shit, that nigga's crazy, that shit's stupid.
That shit's a guy you call him bro, that shit was hilarious, that shit was hilarious.
Alright, the last one you're gonna show is about to pay.
What the fuck did you just do? What was that?
What the fuck do they got this little boy doing?
What do they got this nigga doing gang?
What the fuck?
Alright, bro.
So listen, we go- what is this?
What the fuck is this?
Just hold still, alright, Bubba?
Right in my lunch, we've got peanut butter, banana.
I low key made too many slices and I rounded peanut butter, so I have to improvise a little
bit here.
But let's do a taste test.
Hi!
Very good.
There's kids.
Barnes, what the fuck do you be watching?
Barnes.
What the- wait, what is this thing's page?
What-
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Yo Karina we gotta have a dialogue what you'd be liking on this bit. You gotta have a dialogue, bro
What the fuck is it? What is that?
All right chat
Watch more. Yo, I'm scared. I'm fucking scared Barnes. What is this?
I like to get my cr-
Cutting up the bananas right now. I just watched a bunch of YouTube tutorials.
Well this gotta be some type of like...
This is some cycle path shit.
The two-time speed, so I think I know what I'm doing.
Time to add the banana cream.
I hate bananas.
No, Topsy.
Don't drown us in the creamy banana mix that you bought from the store.
I can't hear their voices anymore.
Why'd you put that one fucking...
It's 2026, so I wanted to make something kind of normal.
I think I did a good job.
Creamy banana cream pie, taste test, let's go.
It's gonna be a great year.
I'm gonna do it.
Barnes, I am not watching this fucking spy anymore.
Fuck this motherfucker.
He's fucking killer.
Oh my god, chat.
I came out of my room and I caught Greg on the couch watching this on the TV.
What is this?
What the fuck is this shit?
Uh, alright, so how about, um, how about Xenith laser storm?
I think it's pretty cool.
Uh, I don't really know what that is.
What the- What is that?!
What the hell do Greg be wha- Rekha-
Oh my god, this is a card ex QC
But is uh, I don't know what it is. Well, yeah
No, that's the point. It's kind of like it like if you know, you know kind of I kind of I don't know
I think her name should be like something like really cool
That was our first user name my was I eat pussy with a fork on
On on on club Penguin and I got banned
Everyone will get like how about this actually my first user name was jerking king 7727
Something like that
Skull yeah, it's taken
Yeah, of course, it's taken. Well, it was really good. You know, they took well. No. All right. All right. I got a good idea
actually
We're busy right now. Yeah, how about that? Your your sister's boyfriend?
Uh, I know I don't have a sister. I don't really well. No, no, it's not it's not your sister
It's your rate. Oh my god. That's come on. Oh my god your with the your friend. Yo, he's a he's a boner
You're just part. Yeah, there's boyfriend. Uh, I know I don't have a sister. I don't really well. No, no
It's not it's not your sister. It's it's like it's saying to to all the players that we come across
It's like yeah, yeah, we're we're your sister's boyfriend. Oh
Okay, good. I just don't think that's like funny, you know, yeah, take my word for we're gonna get some really good reactions with this
What the hell how is that one also taken bro? What's streamer do? What was this? I think all the names are taken
Yo, what you know, we're getting nowhere with this. Yo, great. Let's just hit the random name generator off
What the hell kind of name is this yeah, I wouldn't have picked this one
Restart or something is there like any way to
Oh, yeah check it out. What's the first thing I touch in here when I enter a game? What's the first shit?
What do you do the first thing I'm checking off?
Got to check my sense
Dead nudity. No, no the sense sensitivity gang sensitivity
Over here. We can oh we have to are you serious? Yeah, yeah, they want us to pay like
Like real money pay money to have a username. What is this?
What is this person's purpose in?
If you don't want to do anything, it's holding us ransom.
Yo, Greg, what?
Like it's ransomware.
We could try making another account, you know?
It'll take like two seconds.
No, I don't care about that.
Yo, was Greg fried?
Was Greg fried?
I'm not playing this game on general principle now.
This is why video games aren't even like fun anymore.
You know what? Let's just go outside.
Oh, what kind of stuff do you like doing outside?
Do you have like a badman court?
No, I don't think so.
What's ASL chat?
Yo, bro, what I tell you I told you there was fun bitches on this game
What the fuck does that say?
Blombaddy69, bro, and we chatting with her dog. Damn you were right, man. Damn, okay, like
Now that we got a retention the episode I saw Greg watching this dude was like the main character wait
What we trying to ask next?
Yeah, bro, okay, so like ask if she likes music.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
What's up?
Do you like music?
Bro, she said yes.
Bro, she said yes, bro, we are so in there, bro.
Oh shit, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Bro, now what are the odds that a music fan like her is going to cross paths with two
beautiful genius talented musicians like ourselves?
And this bitch finds out we rat?
She gonna be so wet bro.
For real man, I can't believe you used the name rat first, wasn't taken already, you know?
Run and Laze.
I can't wait any longer, bro. I'm about to fucking bust in my jeans. I gotta meet this whole now. Yeah, I'm with you, man
Okay, okay, where we meeting this bitch? Okay, um, I mean we could just invite her over to our place
No, no, bro. We gotta choose somewhere somewhere nice and neutral public lots of people. Oh true true
We didn't like how about like mechamar or something perfect, bro. Mechamar
Why did they choose that name?
Okay, meet me at the Mechamark and I'll make all your dreams come true.
Send.
Well, her brother's gonna come in to see that shit.
Wait, what?
Oh, did you?
Wait, what?
Did you know that games used to now have loading screens?
I
Because they actually you just started and it would go they didn't want to waste your time
But now that now it's all games want to do is is waste your time
Is that my this bro? I know I'm not a big game online
But like I'm feeling hella anxious dog like I like I don't know if uh, I
I mean if she's a blonde and bad as she say she is like don't worry, bro
I'm confident that like when she finds out that there's two of us. She's gonna be overjoyed
Yeah, yeah, you know, I guess you were a food basket a fucking
Bro, I've been meaning to ask like what's up with the little picnic basket? No, no, no, man
This is a charcuterie. What are you a little Easter?
the body no eggs in there no man it ain't like that you know this is
I ain't gonna lie I'm a grown-ass man Jeremy come over came over Greg was
here Jordan was here the bros came over we need a
charcoochie we got some wine some charcoochie we had a game on and shit
We lost some bro shit, she was calm, you do what I'm saying?
Like cheeses and like dips and James and stuff, cause like she cheesed this and she's
gonna think that we're like sophisticated you know.
Hey what's good little man, you might want to skedaddle cause we're all lubed up and
ready to go, we about to get to work bro.
You too young to understand what's about to happen.
Bro, bro you're fucking up my fit, what you want?
Y'all the niggas will swag it. Y'all the niggas will fucking swag it.
Wait bro, I think he's trying to show us something.
He? Wait, that's the he-
Oh, you want me to sign an autograph or something?
Oh.
Wait.
Oh shit.
Wait.
How do you know our username, dawg?
What are you, what are you, a little hacker?
No.
A little whiz kid hacker or something?
No, bro, I think that's long bad.
Bro, that's long bad.
Wait, you're not long bad-y?
Wait, you're so little fucking kid, bro.
Bro, what you trying to fucking play a prank on us you try where's the cameras, bro?
You trying to fucking fool us like like is this a joke you think you're funny
Which you bro, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass bro
Fucking kick you like a fucking football make a fucking touchdown, bro
Bro, I'm a fucking I'm a brother. This is this is really bad man. It's like I think this is one of them honey
What are you doing this situation?
First of all y'all would even do being this situation what you doing this situation?
You risked up supposed fire and shit on on on Valorant Marvel rivals you're at the mall. It's a little jitter pull up game
Do you kick the jet and punch the jet or you just want for your life?
Pots, you know like on dateline NBC. Oh
This is bad. This is real bad, bro. This is bad bad. They trying to Chris Hansen us, bro
They trying to lock a player up and throw away the key on us, bro
We probably fucking surrounded right now, bro. I'm too young for prison. You ain't taking me alive, bro
You ain't got shit on me all your little chat logs that that'll mean nothing, bro
I thought you were I thought you were an adult woman and I was gonna have sex with you
But we got a fucking step on it put the hyper speed on that thing
We got a guy like a man. I was from the hood. Yeah, we're from the trenches, bro. Yeah, man. Let's bounce
So is there like something you've uh why isn't it a no so long like you wanted to do that here
uh well well right now I'm suffering from uh decision paralysis because there's just like
so many things to do outside that like I uh I can't decide what would be the best thing to do
Is that why Yonagus don't be touching grass?
But what do you mean decision paralysis?
Wait, I really just imagine Greg probably laughing to himself on the couch,
trying to just laugh at you.
That's how Greg laughs.
I'm just imagining this nigga sitting on a couch just cracking his ass off.
Yeah, I can't even think of like one thing to do.
do how about uh uh okay maybe we can like uh go online and find like a curated list of some of
the activities to do outside because like uh yeah that sounds that sounds pretty pretty strong
y'all ask chat gbg what to do outside before i go outside bro you know i don't know what to just
do these days i don't know what's the matter you did what i'm saying i don't know what y'all be
doing these days you know why would you waste your time doing uh something that's not like the best
thing. Yeah, you get all the ex experts and all the best. Don't waste your time.
What? Did we leave the game like this? I don't remember it looking like this when
we left. Oh, yeah, it looks it looks different. Yeah, now maybe my dad was
playing while we were gone or something. What? Well, he shouldn't be playing a
game like this. I don't know, you know, their boys will be boys.
He was talking to a rapist here
Look at this guy was saying like I will show you magnificent things
Come to Mechamart and I'll make your dreams come true. Your little brother is like six years old
He shouldn't be playing a ready-to-tee game now. Look what happened. He got abducted by pedophiles
What should we do we should leave now react quick enough maybe we can intercept it
What should we do and report them to the police? We think we can we can catch them red-handed
Bro, this is Ashley Rekhaar. This is Ashley Rekhaar. Looks like no one's here yet. Like maybe we got here in time
Hmm. Well typically in scenarios such as this the predator will arrive several hours early to wait for their prey to come to them
What does he know that? What do you mean, typically? Is that even a...
So based on the fact that we're the only ones here, it's pretty obvious that we were too late.
Do you think we can like figure out where they went? Like we can track them down or something?
Yeah, yeah. So basically we should probably start looking for a sort of breadcrumb trail.
something something like like hair or a blood sample or semen sample there's
like some crumbs here like it is just a saying it's not we're not looking for a
literal breadcrumb trail it's it like you know we're looking for stuff like like
fingerprints or you know like I don't they kind of like go over there you know
it's like a pretty conspicuous like trail you know well seeing is how we've
faith and see where it leaves us
can you leave like leave us alone bro we don't want to be your friend fuck off
little narc don't you know how to use your damn ears I told you to get the
Fuck away from me, bro. Don't follow me. Why are you just gonna leave us alone, bro?
He's just so messed up, bro. Why are you eating all that bread?
I'm sorry, man. I just eat bread when I'm anxious
Okay, bro. I got an idea. Let me let me see you
They know one bad you know more you ain't nobody gives a fuck about these treats
We're gonna eat the treats now, bro. No, no, no, but come on. That shit was expensive. Okay chill, bro
Check it out. I seen this in a movie once
Oh
No, like okay check it like he looks like a little baby up for adoption. Hope they don't throw his ass in the orphanage
Okay, oh I see it's like Moses from the Bible. Yeah, I got you. I got you
Oh, shit with the help
Hey, man, that was the smartest trick I know
Fucking Dairy Coleman ass, Roan ass man looking like a kid.
Leave us alone, dog!
Look at the car, look at the car next to you.
No, let's take the crumbs go to that, uh, that dumpster.
Oh, let's take a look.
Hmm.
Uh, yeah, it looks like your little brother has been killed and dismembered.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Located the murder weapons and what looks like what's left of Mark Anthony. Oh, yeah, he clearly suffered in his last moments
It seems that he was tortured probably skin the live. Are you sure it's him?
How do you know? He's been dismembered beyond all recognition, but I'm like 99% sure it's him
My mom's gonna kill me
What are we watching?
Bro, you don't pay us the price of walking no more. My legs is about to get down.
Oh, no.
This ain't good, bro. I think I'm almost out of battery.
What the fuck is wrong with this kid?
It's like he's a ghost sent to haunt us or something.
The only way I see it, bro, we're gonna have to fucking kill this kid.
Call the police! Why don't you have to kill him?
Call the fucking police!
Why is that your only option?
I don't care who sees me, I don't fucking decapitate this kid with a machete.
I fucking hate this kid.
Oh my god.
Ah, he's so cute!
Oh my goodness.
Look at him.
Is that your little brother?
What?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the guy to sit on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's he look?
He looks just like me, right?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, what a huff.
You look like a little, little munchkin.
What a huff.
You are just the cutest little guy ever.
Yeah, we were just playing a little game. We're playing an army man, you know
I was I was having some post-traumatic stress saying I was gonna kill him or something
What's your name cutie? Yeah, my name's Moe
That's that's his name too actually little Moe, you know, like we big Moe little Moe
You know I'm saying like on some ice-climbing shit. Yeah, I'm I'm also related to
He's so tiny little shoot. There's the Velcro. Do you do those yourself buddy? Oh, you're so brave
You're so great.
But we've probably got this in the bag, bro, you know, this turned out to be a blessing
in disguise.
The Lord is smiling on us today, my friend.
You my little four-leaf clover, buddy.
You my little four-leaf clover, because you a little good luck side.
You a little horseshoe.
So why are we here again?
Well, I told you, we're looking for, we're gonna get a replacement for Mark Anthony.
Your mom won't even know the difference.
uh... and they're gonna kidnap a kid
she's probably gonna like uh... this new one even more
uh... okay i guess yeah like we can
alright there's bound to be a few here is where we hold on
oh my god
he did this at clover
all along here is that it'll be a blessing in the skies
the lord of smiley
all of the sense that we totally got this in the bag for you know what i think
This turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
The Lord is smiling on us today, my friend.
You my little four leaf clover, buddy.
You my little four leaf clover,
cause you a little good luck sign.
You a little horseshover.
We're gonna get a replacement for the lucky one.
Your mom won't even know the difference.
And frankly, she's walked by on like
six million years.
Okay, I guess, yeah, like we can.
All right, there's bound to be a few years, Pan's.
Bro, this was much critical growing up,
Charlie, I love you, but this was there you guess how he was talking this shit care if they go missing. Oh, I think my little brother got kidnapped
Doesn't look carrot after oh, yeah, he looks pretty good. You should go talk to him. Okay. Yeah, I can go on don't be shy
Hey, can I be like your your new big brother? You want to like live with like I'll you'll live together
Yeah, I don't think this is working. I don't know.
Well, I guess you should go for the right thing, you know?
No.
You know, we could keep trying.
They're trying to kidnap a kid!
They're just playing a fish in the sea.
What about that one over there? He looks pretty similar.
What the hell? That is your little brother.
Look, he's with those two assholes.
Those creeps kidnapped Mark Anthony,
and now they're using him to lure in their next victims.
Oh
He takes a lot after me in that way, you know, you're falling you just get back up
You know, you don't let yourself don't let yourself fall you don't let yourself creeps get away from him
He's coming with me
Yo, what's wrong with this nigga?
Oh yeah, what are you doing?
Yo, he's trying to rape my little brother!
Drop these kids a fucking cholo! Get him everybody!
Alright, you're done you little freak.
AHHHH!
What the fuck?
Alright, you're done you little freak.
You're done you little pervert.
Put your hands on little kids.
Yo freak!
Stop!
Hey, uh, no you should probably stop.
He was just trying to help me.
You know, that's my little brother over there.
You know, we kind of look alike.
Hold on. They do look alike the way they did.
Yeah, I kind of see it.
So what were those guys doing with the little kid?
Yeah, those two over there are the ones who are the-
So they were just lying to us?
What the heck?
You guys are jerks.
Yeah, total jerks.
Let's get out of here, girls.
Bye, weirdos.
Now, ladies, come on.
I was only lying about like 75% of that.
You know, we do hang out with this kid a lot, you know, but like what kind of like adopted brothers, you know, it's
Hey, you should have
Done all that stuff, you know, I hope you learned your lesson about
No, no
Anyway, yeah, let's go home. Yeah, let's get out of here you guys
The fuck is wrong with you, bro. I was about to get so much laid, bro. Fuck you
What the fuck did we just stumble upon chat did Greg just find a goldmine who are these people
did Greg just find peak just oh
yo yo yo I go I got a pedo I got a pedo
Let me call Greg. Let me get Greg in here.
I got a P.
No.
I got a P.
I
Fuck off me. Wait, which one do daily or test?
That's the chat chat. What y'all want to do chat daily dose or test
Did you have a kid? Oh, I showed up in episode of this. Yeah, so are you watching?
It was it was straight stranger danger or stranger danger, I don't remember that
Bro, what yo yo gay?
Can I watch this with you? Can I rap with you?
Would you do it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I imagine you, Michael, so fried watching this shit.
Talking shit.
I don't think I did the part.
We were just reminding them that this is right.
Yeah, just trying to see what happens next.
People act like that, man.
I act like that shit in that video.
You don't understand your shit.
All right, hold on.
While I'm pissing.
Jelly Dose or a test?
Which are all of them.
test you look so Haitian and brown my love he just do be worried brown look
What do you look like?
Big guy, big, big, strong guy.
Big guy.
I got a big guy.
I ain't missing a Bridge Kids episode, gang.
I ain't missing a Bridge Kids episode, bruh.
So we can react to it.
I just watched the episode, cunt.
That shit's good, bruh.
What was that shit?
You got a what?
Yo, yo, yo.
Test or daily?
What's in the fish tank ain't no fish tank, there's no dragons enough.
Chill bro.
I got pee.
Go pee bro.
Alright figure out what you watching with them.
Yeah you're a daily.
Figure out what you watching with them.
Let's come out and speak to some of you.
I'm talking to you before you, like search it before you switch the screen.
You're not switching.
No I don't know how to switch it.
You just click it.
Which one?
Desktop.
Alright baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I did what you're saying.
I did what I'm saying.
Did what I'm not
Hi chat
Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet.
I
Brings two for two right now both of them sisters try
This nigga just bust
I
Freaky ass bread
Wait out if I was a kid, I'll be like wicked. I'll be like there's some wicked shit, but
Wait, I'm low-key still coming. What the fuck's going on? Can anybody explain this?
Freaky ass breath for a little y'all took my stroke
Hey
Okay.
Oh, hell no.
Punch him.
No.
Punch him?
Hey.
Why did you talk about punching?
Hey.
She's gonna pick on somebody your own size.
Oh, hey!
He didn't find his dad.
I knew it was gonna do that, bro.
Punching is crazy, right?
What the hell?
Kids are so mean, gang.
Didn't know it was him.
Okay.
Bye.
See you guys later.
Bye.
See you guys later.
Bye.
Hey, here go a lot of that licks!
Yo, once I ever do this to him, he'll be like,
What the fuck is going on with this jib?
William?
William!
I said William?
No!
Alright.
Shhh.
I
Pull a little guy
Upload to the internet and then thousands of people just see it and you're like what the fuck like yeah, I just happen
I'm sorry
No. That's wasabi. Oh, Joe. Who did that? I don't dislike it.
Oh
You know
I'm about to be a orca will
escalating quickly fuck this guy can simulate an echo with his voice
sir come here sir come here sir I cannot do that shit bro let me try it
Z even
Whoa
Was good
Okay
They thought they dropped her birthday cake.
Oh, no!
Oh, that was lit!
That was lit!
NOOOOOO! Oh, that was lit! That was lit!
I'm not gonna lie! That was lit!
W Spoof! They Spoofed the fuck out of me, damn. That ain't gonna lie.
I don't like what the fuck...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Come here baby! Come on, run, run, run!
Let me run!
No!
I fuck with dogs, so...
That wasn't cool, I'm not gonna lie.
I was even.
This guy makes art murals out of bubblecamps.
I
Switched this shit nigga
You good
No!
Check.
Let's get a fishing, you do what I'm saying, let's get a fishing in this bitch, let's get
a fishing.
Yo champ, I was on the toilet just now, what the fuck, I was on the toilet just like these.
Why didn't multiple fine shits damn me talking about congratulations?
Because of my, my go live, my go live uh, uh, uh, uh tweet.
Like did I?
The only people to say congratulations was fine shits.
It was dead straight fine like what the fuck?
And then my cousin said, question mark, you don't see the twitch go, I'll shit right there.
Oh yeah, and then my sister texted me about my highlight.
This shit is crazy.
What this is?
Because actually Murray is crazy for this.
Oh my God.
Yo, bro, I got his nigga fantasy.
He came to me game because I got first I've preserved him bro.
Yeah, I'm shocked.
I'm going down.
It's us.
Got it.
Yo.
Yeah.
Yo, I go out.
a nigga bro yo just trying to kill you and plot me gang wait maybe I'm not blocking no more
maybe I'm not blocking no more
wait someone let me his IG someone pin it
Damn it, y'all needs more quit.
Yo, did y'all take it?
You probably don't even remember why you blocked me, bro.
I remember, but you don't need to remember.
It's not important, but I was 2017 and shit, gang.
Come on, bruh.
You feel me?
We was just kids back then.
We was like 19, 20, son of a shit, 20.
Come on, bruh.
We grown when 28 years old.
Feel me?
Kwa got 70.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
Animal video.
Oh, my God.
Animal video will hit.
Animal video is gonna hit right now.
Oh yes, what?
Lion tracks by Clan of Mahenas.
Oh my God.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm saying mature, young males.
Jack, what's your favorite animal?
Come on.
I saw a video of a badger in like real life
a nigga grabbed it and picked it up, bro.
Mine's a lion, and then a honey badger,
and then, I don't know what the rank thing is.
I love owls, that's Jordan's favorite animal, owls.
Jordan loves owls.
Penguin, aura, that's different.
If you like penguins, that'll be swag.
I feel like a nigga who favorite animal is a penguin
might got some type of swag to him.
Lions and leopards, okay.
Cheetah, okay, that's Sean's favorite animal, cheetah.
Jaguars, my second favorite big cat.
I don't know, they're swag to me.
I love otters, otters in my top five.
to explore the boundaries of the pride's territory.
He weighs a lot of weight, yeah, it's like over six hundred pounds by that time, y'all.
Who's the hyenas of the streaming world and who's the lions?
First name the hyenas who the hyenas of the streaming world like we see with the hyenas
gotta like jump niggas and shit clip pages hmm I hold the lines that are streaming shit
Who aligns?
OK, I'm waiting for the other.
Duke Denzel, that nigga doesn't stream, he don't count.
Clavicular.
So Lunati doesn't stream.
You're rage?
I think so.
I see that.
And London straight into the middle of the Hyena Clam.
You a crumb you black.
Bitch what?
Yo, drop the golden cappers in the chat real quick.
Drop the golden cappers in the chat.
Yeah, go, you don't even got to go once nigga.
Oh yeah, that participated in the Goal Hike training.
Goal the cappers in the motherfucking chat nigga, fuck.
Drop the fucking golden fucking cappers nigga, fuck.
Fuck, go the fucking chat cappers bro.
I need the golden cap, so beat out the black and white cap.
You got a real cap, nigga.
Real gold shit, real game money shit, nigga.
Real swag shit, nigga.
Keppel would drip.
Yo, yo, swaggy.
Mickey, you don't got it, nigga.
You don't got it, nigga, fuck.
You ain't got no gold, nigga.
Fuck.
Wait, what is that, wait.
Bruh, I thought your niggas was taping us.
Bruh, what the fuck is that?
What are you trying to chop this nigga?
That's all right, all I'm trying is to know how to fight niggas, fight niggas in the ass.
By over 20 of them.
The Pactin really doesn't want to be able to fight him.
You can't be able to fight him.
This number of pine needles could kill him.
Kill him!
You know, you know some things that we don't think about, gang?
In a street fight, you know, there's rules, but niggas usually, you can always just see the outlier, but niggas go on for niggas balls and shit.
But on the animal kingdom, you could get ass just to be chilling, and then all of a sudden you can injunce by a bunch of heinous, and your balls get ripped off.
Like one of these heinous, and dead, just try to fight this niggas, and they just get his balls.
Like dead at, like, genuinely a mash-up, gang.
I would go for your knee.
They always go for the ass, bro.
Hey, this is so annoying.
That's not it!
They feel so...
What's up with bitches?
They feel like something.
Oh, yeah, look, look.
So you want to hate a kid?
Who's shit to lie about?
Dibble is a forward-to-money approach.
Roach!
I think it's Pusandigo!
Look!
Look how he did this Pusandigo!
Us!
Like nothing!
Like a ragdoll!
Look at the Pusads!
They're quick to jump in it!
It's impossible to fight them all at once!
They're quick to jump in it!
Here look!
He can't keep them up there for much longer.
He's trapped.
What you doing in this situation?
Being forced.
Bro, you gotta like break one of the legs one by one or something, bro.
He's fucked.
Use roar.
I'd shoot them.
Nigga.
a lion you don't have a gun let the devil out I ain't gonna lie I'm opening
some gates
nigga like me turning into moderate using hockey
Oh, yeah, Tartu has heard the commotion calling Duke
Yo, he's not it, yo, this nigga a warrior, though.
He's fine.
He's trying to walk the whole time.
Yo, he's...
Oh, yeah, that was broad!
Now, the odds have changed.
Look at him!
Puss it!
There's twenty-odd niggas!
As soon as you see two niggas!
I'm gonna kill you!
all niggas so you see two non-niggas
a pair of male lions is too much to take on come yo that's the bro
red is lucky
What the fuck was that?
What is it?
What happened?
He's lucky.
Two lines.
It takes twenty hyenas for one line.
Fuck off.
Three cheetahs vs. ostrich.
Wait, what?
Cheetahs being an ostrich ass?
Can you? Famous for it's big cats.
Sudo, man.
This is three hunters.
Yo, something about big cats, Shaq?
All of them lions, leopard, cheetahs, jaguars, tigers.
They're the most beautiful.
Like, look at their design, bro.
What the fuck?
Why do I have to say I got 70?
He has 45.
Why did that clever game go to 145 points though?
those heart drops, but heart did not drop.
Big cats are so beautiful, Chad, like that's designed by God himself.
That's a hell of a lawn that dads like to leave there.
She specialized in hunting at speed.
They fasted their fragile creatures built to sprint after small prey.
They don't have to take the weight of a lion to bring down larger animals.
Ain't Zebra just mean ass horses?
This male is different.
He doesn't hunt alone.
He's learned that there is strength in numbers.
Yo, this nigga look calm.
This nigga look, yo, that animal is kind of bulky.
What are you, Mike Dupnicko? What the fuck do I hear? Licks!
Shot then, Mike.
But here, there are not just two, but three cheaters.
A band of brothers.
Yo, I'm alive!
I didn't know what to say.
It can't fly to escape danger, but-
Bro, that's an alien gang.
What the fuck is it?
Like, we're just so used to seeing these things from what we-
Like, that's not a-
What the fuck?
It can lash out with a deadly kick.
That's how I feel about big fish doing whales and shit, like-
An octopus, bro.
A female unaware of the threat of an danger.
Bro, killer whales probably look at humans like...
Like, orcs just look at humans like some crazy...
Even three of them, this is still highly risky.
If one gets injured, the other two couldn't hope to tackle such large prey.
Tell me who won't even want to be one, me or Xito?
On the other hand, if they get it right, the rewards are huge.
Thanks, Seth.
I ain't got a lot of ostriches in here, that's a good one.
The mails are spotted by one of the brothers, but only one.
Can't worry about that little thing.
It's not too wide.
Can't worry about one of them, almost.
Well, this is how you gotta live life in the nature game, like, everywhere you step there's
an art looking at you, bro.
But your art is constantly in your line of sight.
And you can never lack.
He can't sleep black light!
Oh shit.
Then shut me!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
Oh that is gone!
Oh shit!
Oh shit, he left his bitch!
Yo he left his bitch!
The female is slower to realize the danger, and the cheetahs switched on.
You want to let your biscuit cut like that?
Whoa!
You want to let your biscuit cut off?
Save her!
Do something!
Save her!
Save us!
It takes the combined effort and weight of all three brothers to bring down this powerful burn.
Even now, the hostage could land a fatal kick.
Super baby joe with a big tag yet is still alive.
Damn, Cork!
How are you good bro?
So far the brothers are winning.
Our searches have yet to find a way to foil such tricks.
Damn, Cove.
Oh, wolf pack hunts a hair.
Hmm, rare tiger vs. boar fight, what?
Tiger not losing to no game or borer.
To see a tiger hunting boar is extremely rare.
To capture it on camera is virtually impossible.
I
Can't lose a little pussy abore gang fucking pig
I'm doing for the house for us to say are
Barrel Johnny takes me by surprise
No, they did get a tight collar on his name again, they did got a dog on his name
I'm worried. She's taking a terrible risk.
This negoscoliosis is crazy and his wing's scapula.
Look at his wing's scapula, chef.
But as I watch, I see a new Bagani. A changed tiger.
This one is the master hunter I knew at Runtherball.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, the callin' Loki is a net protection, though.
Can't get kill shot at.
She carefully moves her tail around the grass stems.
He got an Ubran.
I'm sure she makes no noise.
Plus one armor.
Yo, he locked in.
Yeah, fuck this bo-op!
Fuck this bo-op!
C'mon!
Yo, thenicus.
Thenicus, no celebrating.
Yo, this fat-ass collar!
Uh-oh.
Kill that boy.
Jump on that motherfucker.
Yo, that sound like a bunch of humans screaming like...
You call this a fight?
You watch out for that nigga.
You call this a fight?
I just can't hurt the most right now.
Yo!
Yeah
Check y'all if it ain't purey blood pussy before be on it
Be on it bro. I'm blood. There's at least one nigga my check is eat purey pussy
There's gotta be at least one I with yo, what?
Surely, nothing can stop her now.
The fact that Bagani leaves her kill shows her confidence.
There is no one who would dare take it.
Yo!
This really is her territory now.
Yo!
She killed that motherfucker and left him there.
I dare somebody to touch my food, nigga.
I dare somebody to touch my fucking food, nigga.
Fuck!
April verse 9, clan.
Hmm.
Greatest fights in animal.
Polar bear verse walrus.
Leopard hunts baboon in broad daylight.
Not a baby leopard.
Otter family defeats Caiman.
Wait, what?
No, fuck, I put-marked it.
I like otters.
as they've done before Diablo and the family have to deal with this threat Diablo
all the other
start to harass the caiman
as the cubs keep their distance the fear takes her position at the front
Sighting up the Cayman.
Yo, watch this.
I was just gonna try to distract it.
I don't know how long they've been in the camp.
It's a Cayman, bro.
They got armor.
Rexellian's got armor, bro.
How much armor do you...
Diablo once again...
Who came and got into the mine?
He goes for the tail.
It became unrefuses to back down.
then begins to fight back.
The cubs panic and follow the adults right into the middle of the fight.
They're in extreme danger now, so the adult otters step up the assault.
The human tries to head for the safety of the bushes, but it's too late.
He's outnumbered. The otters seize the moment.
I know about the gator or nothing, but still.
Some holding it down, others biting it in the head.
No.
The otters are swagging.
After nearly an hour of brutal fighting, it's all over.
It's all over.
Order some real-life niggas, I'll give you a look.
Yo, they dead like slain a dragon to these niggas, gang.
Yeah, they strong like that?
No!
You lost a soldier?
The caiman may be dead, but Charlie needs to know if all the otters are okay.
No.
It doesn't take long to realize two of the cubs haven't survived the fight.
Stuck in the middle of the action like this, the young inexperienced cubs were no match for such a powerful and aggressive predator.
Patrice, between Otters and Cayman, has for a brief moment been broken.
What impresses Charlie the most though, is the incredible show of family bonds and physical
strength the otters brought together to kill the caiman and eliminate the threat of it from their lake.
Boat of caiman was dead just shilling bro.
In only a few months time, the water here will cease to flow.
8,000 square kilometers of swamp will dry and disappear and all the hippos of the
of Angol will face real hardship.
What?
Water is the hippo sanctuary.
The baby hippos are so cute.
He keeps them cool in the baking heat
and provides the vegetation on which they depend.
They get asked to be lurked in the bottom of the water.
and safety away from predators.
But with all of this slowly evaporating,
everyone will need to be prepared.
The calf is now several weeks old and has built up his strength.
It's time for him to meet the family.
Oh, shit.
I already know that granddad or something, shit.
There's grandma on right there.
Returning to the pod with a new baby is inevitably risky.
Easy, bro.
What the fuck, kid?
has to re-establish that she's a member of the pond and in the excitement
a clumsy adult could crush her calf
the dominant bull is right in her path
Oh, shit.
If she stands her ground with him, half her battle could be won.
Yo, it's Mama Piggy's fault, though.
He's a clown.
A clown.
Oh, shit.
A clown.
What's that little nigga lurking up behind him, though?
I was worried about that, game.
I was looking worried about this little little dude who's lurking behind.
But the real problem comes from an unexpected place.
Oh shit.
Her previous calf is showing an unhealthy interest.
She's battle scarred and appears to have a quarrelsome nature.
So that's one of her, that's one of her jits?
big bruh right there yo this lady's been in some shit oh my god he's been it
look at their scars gang
Whatever it is, it's dangerous.
You can't trust that little little guy.
Damn it, we can't withdraw a small cat.
Oh, she's run by the spot.
The calf is far too young to be pushed around like this.
He's frightened and stays close to his mother.
And what the fuck is that?
You got shot? What that is?
That's a bullet wound?
The fuck that is?
A pimple thing.
Man, did he just get... I don't know if he just got this because like it's not bleeding or nothing, but
When did he get that?
I'm like this
Look you're already been through some shit, bro frightened and stays close to his mother great. Yeah, I know that is
Look you're already gonna get to some shit. I shot a few
No, didn't you have an algae shit growing on me?
oh my god what the fuck is that
go get away get away
That nigga went under and he did a sneak attack.
Was that nigga shit?
Bro, nigga in the background took a shit!
Oh shit!
This has turned into an attack at the mother-in-law.
Yeah, mama! Mama!
Put that nigga off!
Oh my god, she's buying on old scars.
Why is it so red?
The pair remain on the periphery of the pod.
But the rest of the family can still hear them.
Hippos are thought to be the closest living relatives of whales.
And they too make most of their vocalizations underwater their head and jawbones capture
vibrations and transmit them directly into the air.
Well these things got contact lenses on look at that this got super powder bro you don't
shit. Look at that shit, I'm gonna fucking blame it on some toes and thumbs.
We got no cool shit though.
The vibration has become sound.
And in these quiet waters, these can carry
a couple miles.
Try some cool shit though, like.
Damn, it's a gaseous shit.
Like a shield, like a shield, like turtles got shields, birds got flight and shit.
baby pangolch at the colony two weeks of past the chicks are tested in their
independence and spending time away from their mothers all that is except one
Sha, y'all remember Happy Feet, bruh?
Y'all remember both fucking Happy Feet, bruh?
Happy Feet was caught, nigga.
Happy Feet was caught. Y'all, y'all know how happy...
Happy is going to go so good, nigga.
Happy was open, bruh.
She kind of hurt my knee, but it's straight.
As the last to hatch, he's way behind in development.
Yeah, here, here, alright.
Look at these birds, they're straighter than I already am.
Oh!
Look at the inside of the ponds, they look like...
They ain't got no fat ass, they're feeding on normal birds.
There's no fat ass out of them.
Mama got high schools on her toes, that shit.
Imagine you just have a pouch between your legs where your balls is to hold your jet.
Imagine you just get that shit equipped after you get birth.
I do.
Nigga what?
Oh
This is our
Look at this
That she is swag the pure black
That's the OLED black like OLED screen black a nice peach salmon color right here
like a burst deep orange, sun-kissed reddish, orange and twilly yellow
it's like a like a like a off-white like bro swag dang swag
It's a shaky start, but he mustn't lose his nerve.
Time for a bit of tough love.
With every step he gains more confidence.
It's just as well.
He has so many friends to meet.
When you're the smallest, it's tough to join the gang.
Oh, shit.
So fuck you, nigga.
I don't know you.
Fuck away from me.
Am I a bastard?
Do you think he knows this one's his mama?
For now, there's always mom.
AHHHHH!
Out in the open ocean, the fathers are reveling in being back in the water.
Take us some food for the fam!
They haven't eaten for four whole months and have lost half their body weight.
I can't do that type of Ramadan's.
That's a different type of Ramadan fast than they are. I can't do those.
How the fuck four months?
BOOM!
To stock up on fish and squid, they hold their breath for up to 20 minutes and dive to nearly 600 meters.
Yooo!
Deeper than any other bird.
Wait, we don't think about this like, imagine being a sea creature, only for your purpose to be, to get eaten and killed.
to be, to get eaten and die, whenever penguins are done with their little hibernation cycle
and the ice melts so they can come and fucking eat on you nigger.
They imagine dying to a penguin bro, they just don't think about shit like that.
Imagine like an army of penguins come punching towards you, not fucking terrifying that much.
Imagine looking up at you and you see a bunch of fucking, hundreds of fucking penguins, thousands
of penguins.
Oh my god.
I never even thought about shit like that.
I want to the POV of the little fish gang.
Put a camera on them little niggas or something next time, huh?
Gigi, go next.
At the colony, three weeks have passed and the chick is confidently following his mother wherever she goes.
He's still learning how things should be done.
What the fuck?
And how they shouldn't.
He soon thinks there's nothing left to learn.
Haha! Never think he can look at my niggas that?
He's like him!
Turns cocky explorer.
But at this age, she mustn't let him out of her sight.
I
Love my little nature arc shot I love her little nature shit Bobcat hunting in the winter
Yeah, you'll find good nature videos so we could watch next stream to check cuz right now I
Know we got a lot of could have been haters, but it's been a movie for us
Yeah, we got our own shit going on game. So if you don't fuck with could have been out of here
We try to catch up to season 2 me
We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Dr. Umar
in this episode again, talking to all you snow buddy warriors game.
How many of you are making some, some milk man?
How many of you are making milk?
Be a running.
How many of you are making loaded milk?
Why y'all want me to be a milkman so bad, bro?
Why y'all want me to be a milkman so bad?
Why, okay, why are you a milkman?
What makes you a milkman?
Why are you a milkman?
Why y'all like the milk so, so much?
Huh?
I love curry and rice.
Wow, Alison.
Alison, let me ask you a question.
Have you ever been with a black dude, Alison?
Yes or no?
Nope, let's say you got what a black dude
And the nigga was like
Like that was your full life for like y'all can get married all that and he was like yo
Baby girl, it's okay. I'm cool with it. That she kind of turns me on
I want you to call me a nigga during sex. Are you doing it?
Are you doing it?
That's actually Dean so cool like do you like that time to shit?
No
So what if he's like we breaking up if you don't can't do that shit because I need me a snow buddy that can do that shit
Do you say you like that shit do you say you like what his bitches gone? You know I'm TK to TK say you like that shit
But I think TK made the Asian hole say that shit
Chad, I have a question for y'all.
What is your go-to line when sliding into someone DMs?
Still no, I think.
I respect that.
I listen.
You know I think you cat.
I respect that.
Chad, what's your go-to line when trying to slide into someone DMs?
You so epic.
let me smell your pussy hey how are you big I don't got to go to hey I'm black
I'd be so serious that's worth to get a pissed on now I don't know if it's worth
to get a pissed on. Yay.
I'll get another one.
Chad, have you ever had a threesome?
Chad, do you think I've ever had a threesome?
No, yeah, I've never had a threesome girl at a time. They just had a fucking threesome
Come on over
Yeah, have you ever been in love I
Am right now
Jill said sigh. Jill, what's your sign for any girl would have been left.
Chat, Jill, any girl lost you. That's all I'm saying. You're a great dude again.
Chat, do you expect to split bills 50-50 or should one person pay more?
What and so wife, okay, depends, depends on what?
If she find, what?
Income difference, okay.
she broke okay would you ever date someone like would you ever make someone
your girlfriend that doesn't want to get married now right now if you met fine
shit she was cool as fuck you think she's fine shit but you're like yo I don't
ever want to get married would you date them no so you're saying every girl
that you talked to and dated you were trying to marry them. Every single person you talked
to and did and you were trying to marry them. Think about every little shit you fucked,
every little shit you did and you were trying to marry them.
This is hashtag baboon babble and we buck transition right into kudabene. Lord save
my community's souls.
Be personally, yes.
Last one.
Would you ever consider abortion
if you had an unplanned pregnancy?
Wait, wait, wait, what did you say?
If it was my choice, no, no, yes, probably no.
RIP, baby, I've had one over.
Why you say that in a chat like that?
stuff it depends. Okay, bet.
Now, Goli, I take care of M out of honor.
Depends on who the girl having it. No, so that means answers.
yes yes yes I'll make you squirm one day fuck yeah why what's your answer Josh I
don't think I need to answer that cuz my note will never betray me like that you
dig what I'm saying my note will never betray me like that
Yeah, I saw this. I saw that shit. I saw that shit. I saw that shit, dude. Bye.
What if she locks her legs around me?
Ain't nobody a game. I'm telling you, bro.
Wait
Locking ladies don't mean nothing. I'm nutted in what the fuck they didn't get printed cuz my like I said my no one ever betray me
And I got methods
She won't receive a package her house the soil that she real quick dig what I'm saying
We don't do those weak as nut
look bro all it takes is 49 99 I walk means game make a mistake question mr.
YRG like deadass would you ever or have dated a streamer wait oh oh oh MB next
question are you attracted to women with artistic sides to them now stop
Stolen before I keep dropping new spam bitch
You understand 99% of chat doesn't know what you mean by artistic game or but they don't even know what you're saying
They're just laughing
They're just fucking laughing. They don't know they don't know shit about what you're even talking about
Yes, noobs. Yo, yo, yo. May the zealots kill.
Type that shit again and again. See what happens.
Yo, chill nigga. Yo, chill. Yo, chill. God damn.
Everybody knows how.
Let's watch this shit.
I tried to see Dr. Umar cook some crazy shit.
Two meatballs in the back of her ass, for me.
What's that supposed to mean?
You got a big booty.
You got a big booty!
I got a big booty!
Yo, yo man, we're trying to fuck that.
This week on Coulda Been Love.
Dr. Umar sees the world of relationship absolutely-
I did forget about that bullshit, bro.
I don't want to watch this shit no more, but I forgot about this shit.
Juicy won his old show with that shit, with that one angle off.
What's the point?
You're cheating.
How you cheating at your own show again?
You literally made it work like it.
Let's call it.
I know that didn't bring Dr. Umar here to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens, spiritually
transmitted diseases.
That's all grown right there.
Stop thirsting.
for the white black queen's forever snow bunnies now.
That's kind of racist.
Maybe, to you.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't want to get in the middle of some freaky business
that you got going on with all these girls.
There's no freedom.
I'm not into that.
My name is Miss Al, and we are here for oral sex education.
Chat need those.
You can learn to figure out two ways.
You see what it's like.
These are, I think you're delighted.
This is the could have been love
I was trying to give you the sex air but it turned into a bad clip to be put in my fist inside of a pussy in a booty hole
And now there's a clip of me fisting a booty hole. Now. I look like a crazy one
Now I look like a crazy one because the video on me on the internet fisting a booty hole whole time
I'm trying to get my nigga sex air lessons, but they don't know the context of shit
That's doing that in the shit. They don't know context. Now my elbow
I'm deep elbow in a bit pussy in the booty hole and shit and it look like
I'm just doing some DJ and shit on the internet when that's not what it was
It was an unboxing stream and then we proceeded to give a lesson for niggas because like that's gonna be showing our stream
I might as well teach motherfuckers how to do it the right way
mud brawl
And the physical to the detriment of the intellectual poor ladies are going
People why the long face?
Wait, no ladies, wait, no next episode, Jack.
Wait, what?
I can't move out.
It could have been you.
It could have been me.
It could have been memories.
It could have been love.
It could have been.
It could have been love.
While other experts claim the topic of love is as simple as black and white, this man
This man believes it exists so- Josh, would you have sex with a girl with the face of
TK but she got a fat ass or a girl that looks like Kai with no ass or one that looks like
Greg with everything?
Are you saying Greg is so chopped that you have to give the girl a little like him everything
for it to be in comparison with Kai and TK?
Nigga, I'm fucking the shit out of the-
Wait, none of them- yo, yo, what's up with y'all in this game?
Somewhere in the gray, as literally the number one therapist in the world, Dr. Umar sees the
world of relationship absent of color, whether black, white, Asian or midget, it's all clear
to him.
I'm hanging out in Georgia with my big brother, Trusky, could've been love.
Who will be his future queen?
I know that it breaks out the whom I here
to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens.
Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
What's going on?
Oh, shit.
If I loved you a swimming,
you might have had a little work done,
and that's our business, not mine.
First question, your cultural background,
what's your ethnicity?
I'm Lebanese, I'm Middle Eastern.
As a young Lebanese young lady,
why would you be interested in dating a black man?
That's kind of racist.
Maybe, to you.
God, I don't know who the f*** he think he is.
Oh my God, I had a...
I was dating a girl and her best friend was Lebanese
and she used to sleep naked in the guest room or some shit
and that's where the snake tank was at
and the snake was left out one night
and it bit her in the fucking nipple while she was asleep.
I don't even know who the f*** that is,
but I'm not f***ing with it and I mean it's racist as f***.
Being Dr. Umar, it's a no-go on the interracial relationships.
Why do you want a black man?
I feel like people don't
realize how hard that really is.
She understands me.
You know, we met at the club last night and yeah,
like she's a she's a good woman.
What do you think you went to the table with three qualities
you have that you think would fit perfectly with his life path?
I'm ambitious.
All right.
I have a hustle like a strong hustle.
Okay.
Yeah.
She's okay.
Yeah.
And I'm loyal.
Okay.
Ambitious, strong hustle, loyal, good support system.
A lot of women would say the same thing.
What separates you?
Oh, shit.
All right.
Oh, shit.
I am the table.
There ain't nothing more to talk about right now.
You can stand up and show him about a table show me.
Okay.
Black queen forever, snow bunnies never.
First.
Well, I told you I wasn't a f***ing snow bunny, so why the f***
do you call me a snow bunny?
You don't even know what the f*** you're talking about and the internet eat you up.
The f*** is really wrong with all y'all that watchin'.
He's playing this f***ing my books.
I didn't say anything that was offensive.
Asking a non-black woman why you want to marry a black man
when black women don't have enough black men to marry them,
that should have not been offensive.
Like, ain't nobody looking at you?
You see, that's racist.
You're racist.
I don't care to even talk to you anymore.
I'm sorry.
I can't talk to you.
That's good.
When I told her to crash out, she was about to crash out.
Table saw.
I got it.
It's not on that show. I got it. It's it up on that show
It ain't black, but it looked like she should have answered that question on that run for you. You feel me now
You're right. You got answer that answer that. Yeah, you
What you gonna say when switch rule getting this bitch she played switch rule black fuck
He said black, please over somebody I'm not a nobody and even if I was why is you saying that
His first question to me was racist. His last conversation was racist. Like shut the
I was why is you saying that his first question to me was racist
his f***ing... His last conversation with racism was like, shut the f*** up
I know they didn't bring Dr. Uma here to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens
I gotta find a way to get these tickets, man
And the claims that he does have to evaluate are these.
That's totally...
Hey, me!
It's me!
Yo!
What are you doing, man?
I'm trying to buy some tickets!
You don't need to buy tickets.
I'm gonna show you.
Just get in the car.
Just...
This way.
How you doing there?
This is Dr. Umar.
Get in the seat.
Nina!
Oh, right.
Dr. Umar.
Yes, indeed.
What's your ethnicity, young lady?
Chinese.
I'm Chinese.
Why are you interested in my brother, Druski?
He a funny ass dude.
Okay.
See some of his videos?
Okay.
I think he's genuine.
Okay.
I think he's straight up.
But you want to be more than a fan.
You want to be his queen.
What are you bringing to the table?
One of my birth to the table.
I was making fried rice for the whole goddamn team.
All right.
What else do you do?
You got the food.
What else?
Everything else.
Anything else?
What else?
A wild card.
What else?
Jack, what could you do?
What would y'all answer me?
Jack, what could you do
for me. What can you do for me? What do you bring to the table? YouTube, I want to see
what we dealing with. I want y'all to see what I'm dealing with here game on the
daily basis, not in and out. These are the niggas I'm dealing with.
On a daily basis, not in and out. These are the niggas I'm dealing with game.
Stop stroking YouTube. Stop stroking YouTube. What is that? Well, yeah, go, stop.
Stop stroking them stop it stop it
I'm sorry you too
Well, how do you give me what what else listen you go to Asia those you need a translator
But he's not gonna be living in age all the time
You can hire a translator you want to be the wifey what skills do you have to be the wifey?
She really didn't have any answers.
She said I'm a good cook.
Okay, what else can you do with that cook?
Who is this doctor?
Inventory.
Where did they get this doctor from?
Rage, out of dream, you fuck-
Wait, what?
Rage, out of dream, you fuck my aunt.
That's only got one leg.
I walked in on it.
You was doing her dirtiest fuck, bro.
I wish this was made up.
What's your auntie look like, bruh?
What you want to let your auntie look like?
Because every-
I would have joined if I were you.
Yo, what is wrong with y'all?
You know what I'm saying?
He ain't even-
He ain't even thinking it's f***ing like
English or something.
I don't know what it is.
We not speaking the same lingo.
Okay.
I don't know what it is.
in the same lingo.
OK.
What the fuck was that?
I'm a good person.
I'm a good massager.
OK.
I'm a good Chinese day.
I'm a good massager.
Don't forget.
You don't have an Asian massager, too, before.
Yes, sir.
But you know, hey, you got even changed.
Hey, don't hit the wall.
Don't count it out.
It was a clean one, though.
It was clean.
No happy endings.
But listen.
You had one.
Important question for you as a Chinese-American young
lady, why do you want to be the wife to a black man?
Oh, shit.
Why not?
No, tell me why.
The black man is the most ostracized.
He's the most persecuted.
He's the most maligned American in this country.
As a Chinese woman, how can you help a black
for fill his dream and his destiny?
Listen, because of everything you just said right now.
Mm, tell me more.
Listen, as a person, Chinese person,
they don't keep you like put up on a pedestal a little bit.
Okay.
I think we like the, you know, the example type shit.
I think, yo, if that's the case, why can't they be the same?
I
For me respectfully I don't want to see him with anything up in the black woman. Oh, that's wrong. That's wrong right there
I think you make another get better off worlds.
I'm saying that Chinese and black men, that's the best.
Black men and Chinese, come on.
Black and yellow, you ever heard the song?
Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.
Come on.
I ain't crazy.
Please.
What is he on?
I would never cosign a black man being with anything other
than a black woman.
Well, first of all, I think both sides
are very similar situations.
OK.
You may think it's very different,
but it's very similar.
You think it's similar.
I think it's similar.
So you think the Chinese-American man
man has a similar struggle to the black American man.
Hmm.
I say, I say similar.
I know you're not going to tell me yet.
Whoa, that's a weird, I've never seen like Asian family is not race.
That's a little weird.
I'm sure.
You know that they hold.
Oh no, no, no, I know.
Okay.
So how will you deal with that if you have mixed-race children?
I won't say though.
My parents, they train.
Because my, all my best friends.
Answer my question.
How will you deal with the racism from your Asian family towards your
You're blazing children.
Well, I'm not there.
I'm not to drop them.
Thank you for coming in.
But everything I say, I don't have to drop them.
Oh, like, I don't, that's just.
It just seems like going funny here, out of the other.
He don't give a f***.
I was like, I can't tell you shit.
I mean, what you all going to do?
Become Jesus or something?
Y'all, what the f***?
I got set up.
What?
Oh, you got to.
He came in, he was on it.
He just didn't want to do his thing.
He was basically saying, your parents' races,
I'm like, hold on.
Oh, he did a race, 50 years ago.
Me too.
Oh, he definitely did.
Bro, Duh, Oomah, what the fuck you come from?
I don't know where.
Look at me up on my screen.
Yo, they don't know where I got you, Oomah?
Ask me all these federal ass questions.
This is crazy as hell.
Oh, no, this is crazy.
That's a hell.
Are you going for one, Queen?
Not two.
I'm going for one.
No, I ain't.
I really won't.
I won't.
Check.
I think you try to chew ski. She ain't say nothing else about nothing else other than Chinese stuff. That's it
I think you want Dan. I don't know man. Maybe gay black queen black queen in Empress. How are you? What's that name young lady?
What can you bring to his table as his?
What's the moment's attributes?
Okay, okay, okay you in the gymnastics
All right, sister Nugget.
Away from the physical, what can you do
to help him build his empire?
Right?
You got a black man building an empire.
How can you support that as his wife?
Talk to me about what you bring into the table.
You know, I can listen to his ideas, you know, see what,
you know.
I felt that she overly relied on the sensual and the physical
to the detriment of the intellectual.
What's your background?
What's your perspective?
Who think you'll have the best anti-allum?
background. What have you done? Give me your work resume, college resume. Talk to me career resume.
I don't know what was going on. He was just asking me like questions. I don't know. He took me fast.
I'm a massage therapist. Your massage therapist. Okay. What else? Um, I think I so you just do
the freak off stuff. That's what you tell him. No freak off. Okay. No calling no freak off.
It's more than sensible. Yeah, more than more. Okay. I got you. Talk to me about the non sensual
Chow, what can you do for a woman?
Let's see your answers.
Let's stop asking about what women could do for us.
What could you do for a woman and her needs
and help her better herself or her life?
I think you just said backshots period backshots things in backshots
They go what assets you bring to the relationship?
I dance
Entertainer, okay, you still dealing in the sensual though. Give me the nonsense. No, she entertains. She entertains. Okay
He'll be pleased physically. I got you. Yeah, but a relationship is only 25%
Physical intimacy, what about the other 70 what can you do after basically what he's saying after a nigga busses
Not and he comes for the senses are that physical shit don't fuck him out of no more
What can you benefit you didn't know sign five percent? What kind of mother will you be?
Okay, do you want more children you got kids already do you have children already how many three how many baby dads?
Have you ever been married?
No.
Okay.
Do you want more children?
You got three kids.
So you got three.
How many more you want?
Nugget.
How many more babies?
Wow.
How many more babies you want?
Oh, man, come on.
I was saying the whole time.
You're lying to me.
You're saying you want to fuck little nudes.
But she got three kids now.
I don't know how I feel about those.
You want kids?
If you want kids.
Yeah, what kind of business you gonna bring to the table? How do you want him to expand? I do teeth white man?
Yeah, my little baby shit Dennis. Thanks for coming in mama great job. Yeah, thank you. All right
No, we're gonna have not just a single all right. Oh, you'll kill this little girl by the way
All right
Don't start my son you don't mind being a no start
I'm a stuck dad.
That's a good thing.
Tell me you had three kids.
What's wrong with that apartment?
Men were on with three children.
I ain't no problem.
Let them on with three children.
You was using the condoms.
No, they're not my condom.
Why are you still talking about it?
Too much information.
No, you're right.
All right, there's somebody else.
I'll take care of the three kids.
I'll take care of them.
That's what men do.
All right, yeah.
I need to know what your vulnerability is.
Juicy except the fact that we having kids.
And he say you'll be still bad.
So it may work out like I want it to.
But a lot of her assets were limited.
Yeah, sometimes you got a lot of bitches.
No cow.
Sometimes you got to use a lot of bitches, you know what I'm saying?
That's what Ducie did right there.
Let them off easy.
That day just never going to come.
Limited to the bedroom.
And a woman who's only bringing the physical to a relationship
is never going to be a good match, so she struck out.
Josh?
You know, Allison, what shitty kid he have said?
Hell no, I ain't taking care of no kid.
No, it's like, yeah, so she don't feel shitty about herself.
Obviously she ain't taking care of three fun kids,
but she don't gotta fucking know that
and her feelings is crushing.
Now she ain't insecure when she moves on to the next man
because of what the fuck Driftz,
he probably told her from, you didn't understand?
It's better off this way.
Suck me to, I wanna fuck me to, oh shit, Jesus Christ.
Don't tell your chat a lot of women.
Chatted a lot of women
To a relationship is never going to be a good match so she struck out
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Black Queens forever, Snow Loone's never.
How you doing, beautiful caramel?
What's your name, good sister?
Deja.
Yeah, damn it.
Pick up the wife!
I knew you were like one.
What can you bring to the table?
He should marry you, why?
He should put you on the throne, why?
Because I'm that bitch, I mean, we can't...
You're that queen.
You're the queen of my queen.
You're the queen.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I mean.
Ah, stop cursing, Philly.
Oh, my fault, my fault, my fault.
Queen static.
That's the background.
Queen static.
What you're bringing to the table?
Talent, skills, gifts, interests.
Food.
You can cook.
Everybody who's sat here can cook.
Give me something other than food.
We've had Chinese food, Lebanese food.
He talented, man.
We had small woman food.
Now we got Philly food.
I
But he's a he's a businessman he ain't a corner boy now now if he was a corner boy you could be a rider dodge it
He's a businessman
Talking
How can you add in a lot of tire? Come on, Philly.
Come on, Philly.
You better not forget.
I'm part of this bit.
Tell us a lot.
Let's separate you apart.
What's good about...
Well, she's smart.
I do always tell you that.
Do you have any children?
I do tell you that.
I tell you that.
Do you have children?
Not at all.
Do you want children?
Yeah.
Okay.
What type of mother do you think you'll be with?
You posted that she's...
She posted what?
Nema.
She had a...
Yeah. Okay. What was that? We might need to. That's her business. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
How did your last relationship end? Not so good. Not so good. Was it was it abusive?
Not at all. It wasn't abusive. What was the main issue as to why it failed? I feel like it was
it money wasn't infidelity. Was it lack of communication? Was it poor sex? What was it
jealousy? It was it was it was a user situation. He was controlling. Yeah. And he was using.
He was with us.
I'm manipulated.
I feel like we both were.
He was manipulated.
Yeah.
Do you think you're going to carry some of those fears into a relationship with Drew?
Oh shit, good question.
Good question, doctor.
Not at all.
If you're a manipulating ass, motherf***er.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
And at the same time, you're not-
I f*** when knockers is either.
Okay, you don't like narcissist.
No, I don't.
Or he said she don't f*** with her.
How she said it though?
She don't f***.
And at the same time, you're not-
I f*** when knockers is either.
Okay, you don't like narcissist.
Okay, you don't like narcissists when not this is either when not this is either when not this is either
Yeah, you don't like narcissists. You don't like narcissists and at the same time when not this is either
Okay, you don't like narcissists
Are you a narcissist because most successful black?
Narcissist
She said the wrong one man. No
Are you a Negro? Are you a narcissist?
I'm neither.
You're neither?
Neither.
Okay.
There's no, no, no, no narcissist.
How do we know you won't step outside the relationship given his busy schedule?
Do you have some infidelity tendencies?
I ain't even gonna lie.
I'm really a faithful type of person.
Okay.
So you brought it back.
The question is, do you get horny?
The question is, do you have a cheating?
You can be loyal.
You don't have to cheat.
Have a relationship.
I'm not about to house.
Yeah.
She was honest and offered her answer in front of Drusky and myself in front of two black men in a room full of white video men.
I was very impressed by her honesty.
What the fuck?
No, I farted.
Something on the chair.
Haha!
What the fuck?
She's honest.
What the fuck?
Alright, Philly! Philly! Philly!
So far, Philly won it.
She good, man.
Now I told you, I'm saying we got some real good points.
Philly won it in this competition.
Have you ever slept with a woman outside of the race?
never never you can say that with a straight face in the presence of my
ancestors never now let me clarify it's not because I'm against the a-rab or the
Jew or the Anglo-Saxon or the Latin why I make it seem like I say it crazy when I
say a-rab it's a rat what the fuck don't have me feeling like I'm fucking crazy
for years for years
You know, or the East Indian or the Chinese or the Mexican, it's not about hate.
It's about loyalty to the black one.
I don't believe you've never stuck your b**ch in some white pink b**ch.
The most high almighty guy.
It is some good white pink b**ch out here, man.
I'm trying to convince you on it.
But, but, but.
You ain't had it yet.
But listen, you made it with the carnal.
I need you to deal with the consciousness, Juski.
Stay with me.
Because every time you're with a woman, you extract spiritual energy, not just physical
fluids, bro.
use condom. Yes. But when you get even if you use the condom, they're still assessing
a spiritually transmitted diseases, spiritually transmitted diseases. You can pick up a demon
layer with that woman, bro. Chad, do you think ever contracted his spiritual? But he's a
Spiritual sexual disease, one shit spiritual transmitted disease
I think I have once or twice
What three times?
Oh, four maybe five could have been six
Few times
spiritual spiritual ones though not the not the ones that
You got to take fucking, cut your dick off on shit,
and take pills and shit.
Some of them demons.
You ever get out of bed and feel a little differently
than the way you got in it?
Don't you put that demon on me, doctor.
Who more?
Don't you put that demon on me.
Don't you do that.
No, but check it out, Jews.
It depends if they identify as black.
And by the way, my paternal great-grandfather was a Cuban,
right?
That's what I'm saying.
But stay with me.
But they got to identify with the race.
In other words, you can have Cuban.
So you f***ed the Cuban before.
No, I've never dated a Latin.
A Puerto Rican?
Wait, yes, I dated a Puerto Rican.
I told you, I said it.
No, that's not a freaking American man.
That's Latino, they speak another language, brother.
Language don't matter, race is not a language
and race is not a culture, stay with me.
So you can be Puerto Rican, that's your nationality.
You can speak Spanish, that's your language.
You have white Latinos, you have black Latinos.
You have white Puerto Ricans, you have black Puerto Ricans.
You have indigenous Puerto Ricans.
You have black Cubans.
You have indigenous Cubans.
You have white Dominicans, black Dominicans,
indigenous Dominicans.
Drew, you're walking here right now.
I don't say you feel, you identify as a white man.
Well, I sometimes be telling them I'm Puerto Rican.
Look, Supreme...
By the hairline right here, you see that?
You got a little Latino blood.
Can you have Latino blood?
No, I got German in me a little bit.
I actually got a little...
That's the slave master.
Yeah, oh yeah.
We're not counting him.
Yeah, we ain't gonna count that.
How we doing there, my beautiful African queen?
Hey, what's up?
What's the name?
Name of the mother fucker.
She said we ain't gonna count her.
Baby the goat.
Bobby, baby.
Bambi the goat, what are you to go to, Bambi?
Me? I'm a Capricorn, so, yeah.
So...
What do that mean?
What is being a Capricorn, Cap, Cap, Capcom?
What is being a Cap, Capacorn?
What is being Capcom got to be with a,
being a goat, what does that mean?
No.
Oh, they goats?
Baby the goat.
Bambi.
Bambi the goat, what are you to go to?
Is that a sign? Is that a sign or goat?
Bambi.
I'm a Capricorn, so, yeah, so,
I'll be honest with you, I don't know who the
f*** that was.
You just got a laptop.
Where did you go to?
I just got a shoe.
Nah, I just got a dog to get in his sleep.
You need to get in the tub.
I was telling you to get in the tub.
Nah, I had to.
Get in the f***ing tub.
I told you to get in the tub.
You need to come and get in the tub.
Two days ago, you been shoulda got in the tub.
You need to come and get in the tub.
We're not gonna do this in front of Dr. Umar.
Where did he go?
There's a doctor.
I ain't gonna face you and let you smell it.
Man, just kidding.
You're wild.
Man, put more on her face.
OK, what's your background?
Wait, wait, wait.
My brother's queen.
Tell me what you bring into the table.
Shit, I have.
Assets, gifts, talent, interest, experience.
Shit, I cook.
I cook clean, serve, and shut the fuck up.
You clean, and you know how to shut up.
So you would be more of a servant wife.
You're just going to do what you told.
More like submissive, y'all.
I don't have a problem with submissiveness.
But normally, some men, when you're
this nigga's dead ass locked in, bro, he really shot.
He's not taking this as a joke.
He's empire building.
I'm empire building.
Retina wanna woman who can be submissive,
but who also has-
And who will shut the fuck up.
True, but who also has some assertiveness.
Shut the fuck up.
Right.
Oh Lord, stop it.
That's what I said.
You get you a little mess going
before you get about it here.
I got you going.
Stay focused, Bambi.
I love that.
Consciousness over the cookies, Druski.
Politics over the punani.
Revolution over the romance.
Institutions over intimacy.
We must build before we have love.
Otherwise what we making love for is what we're doing.
I want a little bit of head.
All right!
Let's see a mile, let's see a mile that's real hood.
I mean, I mean shit, I mean shit.
Listen, bro, life be stressful sometimes.
Sometimes a little bit of head fits that up,
you know what I'm saying?
You feel what I'm saying?
Chat, can you get a head as an asexual?
So the A section look at it, they just wondering.
Not for me, but nothing.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're acting real good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's sloppy, man.
I'm telling you, just right now.
Talking with Black America is we got Black people
and we got ninjas.
You're acting like ninjas right now.
I need you to act like black folks.
Now, what do you bring into the marriage?
I'm big as hell, I'm already seeing them.
Act like a queen.
She's cute.
No, physically, she's cute.
That's not the issue.
Real hood, yeah?
Real guy.
I don't know what you're doing, I know you don't know.
I don't have a head, man.
That's a lot.
That's sloppy, man.
I'm telling you, it gets you right in the dark.
Black America is we got black people and we got ninjas.
Y'all actin' like ninjas right now.
You know what I mean?
Y'all actin' like black folks.
Now, what do you bring up?
Sometimes all that girl gotta do is lose some weight, bro.
You saw that post on Twitter that was going crazy
and the cashier was he invested in Bitcoin,
basically he basically invested in Bitcoin in 2007
and it was some skinny black nigga with a fat white bitch
and she lost some weight and she was cunt.
me sometimes maybe sometimes you got a scope the sculpture a little bit and
reveal what's underneath all that lording shit
she's cute that's not the issue but her personality is extremely aggressive
there is no filter she goes from zero to a hundred a man building an empire
can not do it with a hood rat.
What the fuck?
Do you have a tendency to snap off in public around people?
No.
Or are you emotionally secure?
Yeah.
Or are you a loose cannon?
No.
But I'm getting loose cannon energy.
See sometimes shit I could pop off.
If you catch him flirting with other queens,
what will you do?
Thank you, Jeff.
You flying foe.
No, you spit when you said pop off.
Okay, you spit on me.
I caught something.
And it?
It came out of your tongue ring.
What'd you do if you caught me having fun
hanging out with another streamer's community without letting y'all know like I'll just have it I went out with them
Meeting greed all that shit. I let y'all niggas know
Julie
Joe
Yo, what I parrot black you think dr. Umar ref with me
No, yeah
No, no, no, no, no
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
They have fun in other streamers communities too.
What?
What the fuck you want, nigga?
The ring says pop off.
Pop, pop, pop off.
Look, don't be flaring.
Hey, first I want to pop off.
If you catch up to Larry, what would you do?
What the fuck do you mean?
Well, he need to fling with somebody as far
when he got me.
I'm already big as the three, I'm three other women.
Baby, if he wanted me to just switch no week,
I could be Janet Jackson or Kelly Rowland.
Which way you on?
Hold on, here I went with flying with somebody.
Give me the kill!
You want to, you bring somebody to the house
without an offer.
Oh, shit, I don't know about this one, Drisky.
This a ride or die.
Maybe Chief of Security.
Oh, let me talk.
Chief of Security.
Chief of Security, I don't know about Queen status.
Listen, will you date a man?
Not just a security.
OK, you sure?
Hear him out, though.
OK, what'd that say?
What'd that say?
That's my name.
You already got his name in.
Yeah, that's my name.
Let me tell you the first definition of crazy woman.
Get a man named tattooed on your body before he's yours. He is mine. No, he's not
Loose candy. I'm gonna give you a diagnosis right now
First see this order with crazy tendencies
Booker brain big bro, how are you doing tonight? Why are G needs some BBC tonight?
Yo, we got a lot of boxy roundup in the cage game at this point, I feel like.
I don't know if you're emotionally controlled enough to be the wife because the wife has to
see something she don't like and still conduct herself like a queen. I think you will go into
ghetto mode when you're not supposed to. You got to be classy at all times when you're going to be
the wife of an empire builder i don't think you're there yet are you there yet
very much there are you
i feel about what he just said right there bro yo ladies low-key guys don't even
realize it brother but that'd be turn off to some niggas and they don't even know
they'd get asked would be checked out and didn't even know what happened whole
time was that moment they seemed like a side of you like oh this
month she's not holding down the shit there were
day you're my nigga you get in but the day you fell for that sorry assay I post about old boy and bitcoin
I would have thought captain atlanta a k amount you came Dennis but you my retarded booger brain the
one who always wants context fell for AI crying face emoji victory hand emoji victory hand emoji
victory hand emoji it wasn't AI gang I see her instagram bro
Bruh, that's not AI, bruh.
It was?
And still was AI'd s-
Pshh!
Like, how you supposed to know that unless you go to the comments, gang?
Like, I'm not gonna care that much, you know, I'm doing it right.
I just saw it's a post.
I saw another post about it.
It's a two-post.
You get it up there, bro.
That what?
Bro, the whole chat believed you, gang.
How great for you to be next year.
You know what the f*** you said
that you would've never quit.
You didn't know what the f*** you did last night.
You're talking about...
What I knew.
There was nothing classy about shit you did last night.
What I knew.
Girl, you got on the counter.
You left a little bit of sludge on the bar.
Take it! Take it! Go take it!
What's the matter?
That nigga was wasted.
Stop lying, nigga.
Every day I thank a mother-in-law.
I tell the people, I'm gonna put you down on your nose.
She's not going to be the wife.
I am going to be the wife.
No, we're done.
I know I'm getting off.
I'm going to stand out business about my man.
I'm going to refer you to the security team.
You will be an excellent security guard at the front gate.
We'll thank you, my queen.
Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
Tell me our YouTube video was carrying the second channel cat. Do we need a part two?
All right, Queen
But I want you to get rid of that pink. Yeah, I want your natural hit
Go to hell.
God, but this wig got so quick, you better not play with it.
I can't say that.
You can't say that, doctor.
One more black woman don't like when you say that
or some shit like that.
You can't say that.
Wait, don't say that.
Take it off.
That's the rules, right?
You can't bring up that hair or shit.
Can't do it.
Weeds, bring that nappy hair back.
If I can't grab it, I can't have it.
He topped her mother f***ing much.
She was ratchet.
She was the Felatio Queen.
What's up, what's up?
It's white chocolate.
Good afternoon, white chocolate.
The name, are you a mixed-race sister?
He said white chocolate?
Yeah.
Or are you Caucasian?
I'm Caucasian.
And what is your Caucasian ethnicity?
What do you mean?
Are you...
Swedish, Nordic, are you British?
I'm Puerto Rican and me.
OK, so you got some Puerto Rican.
Which parent is Puerto Rican?
My dad's son.
And your mama's side is?
Wyatt.
And she got Anglo-Saxon.
So Anglo-Saxon and white Puerto Rican.
Yeah, her family members are?
Like mainly black.
I got a black family.
My stepdad.
OK, but you identify as Caucasian.
Correct.
OK, so we definitely snow bunny.
I was not aware of Drusky's type.
But if I had to guess to me what his type is,
I would unfortunately have to say
I think Brother Drewski prefers a non-African woman.
She is not a melanated queen.
My first question, as a white woman, as a-
Chessie, look good.
... young lady, why do you want to marry a black woman?
She look good, y'all.
She's actually never dated a white dude at all, ever.
OK.
She dated all the way.
So she loves chocolate, nothing but chocolate milk.
That's what we call a white chocolate.
Why?
She pretty?
I'm just not attracted.
I look, I'm just not.
I'm just looking at her.
The white guys don't do it for you.
What are you attracted to in the black men?
I like all the ranges of skin tones.
I can relate to them more.
So I feel like with me always being around black people,
being with black people.
Being around black is not the same as being black.
Absolutely, you're absolutely right.
But I feel like I just relate to them.
Like I can listen to what they have to say.
I do listen.
I'm here to listen.
Other than dating black men,
Have you ever actually tried to help the black struggle
as opposed to help yourself to black men?
Right.
I've been at three protests that were near me.
We, you know.
Just three.
Damn, man, that's good, three protests, yo, yo.
Yo, come on, man.
I haven't protested yet, I haven't protested y'all been a gig.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1, 3.
3.i, zero.
What a three cap, bro.
Oh my God.
My, my, my happy understri-
Oh my God, I can't, I can't.
Yo, my mama's so bl-
Yo, we was on the sidewalk,
protesting against Trayvon Martin, bro.
I remember like a few white people called it a hard-hard game.
They drove down the window and they were like, ehh.
Like we was just doing honking shit.
We had shutterside walking shit.
Bro, what's Greg with us?
It was me, my sister, my mom.
Not against.
Bounce your straw thing for the five gift days.
Bro, we got a card called a hard-hard game.
That's like my first time getting called a hard-hard.
Oh yeah, that was really, yeah.
Let me ask you.
That's a lot.
I'll tell the next one with you too baby.
I'll go through it with you.
I'm a nurse.
He's definitely wanting the white milk.
Yeah, no, I am.
He's a bunny hopper.
Yeah, she like that shit.
Here's my question.
At times.
My question.
I can't indulge.
She didn't let her emotions get the best of her.
She did it.
Like Mrs. Lebanese.
She did it.
But nonetheless,
she did it.
Not being a sister, she cannot be a recommendation.
If I get pulled over and a black person's with me,
we're getting searched.
I know that.
Okay, hold on.
That ain't all the time.
that's not all the time but that's it's way more likely
it's way more likely
will you be willing to sign a pre-numptual agreement and the reason i'm asking
is when you look at it
look bro, wifey
i'm letting you know right now you signed that pre-numptual
you did what i'm saying, it's not because i don't trust you
it's not because you just never know what's gonna happen in life, you did what i'm saying
you feeling me? and let's just say
You happen to be more successful than me, I'm signin' that shit too, gang.
Ferris.
Sign the prenup.
Let's see what it is.
I ain't gonna never hold you.
You feel me?
But I'ma make sure I ain't never get hold, if...
What if one day you get fuckin' possessed by a evil demon and now you wanna...
You diggin' on that, I ain't can't let those happen.
And what?
Say nigga, let me get a venti-skinny vanilla latte ASAP.
specifically for shots booger brain with some splendor and make it snappy.
No. No. No. By my dead ass don't care that you used to be face clan and reported to
Bankiston.
RG3. We look at Michael Strahan. We look at Tiger Woods. Would you be willing to sign
an ironclad prenuptial agreement.
Yeah, prenuptial is not an issue when you make your own money.
Let's bring it up.
OK.
She's good with the prenuptial.
Get the papers.
Well, I signed a prenuptial.
Yes.
Money's not the problem.
Money never the problem.
Holy shit.
You sound like a decent woman.
And I wish you well.
Thank you.
Thank you, white chocolate.
That was actually the best interview.
Yeah.
That's all wrong, right?
Stop Thirsting.
Yeah, you right.
And as you know, Dr. Umar's rules is
Black Queen's marriage is no fun.
I do not support interracial marriages at all.
What the fuck was that?
The aspect is the most fun I've had
was in the 25 times of my money this season.
You just select two more...
Ladies, tonight,
we're going back
to school.
of doing it with the best teacher in the world she is a perfect example of what
happens when you persevere put your mind to something and put in the 10,000
hours to become a true pro she is literally number one in the world at
what she does and what she does are is sloppy top like corn on the cow
She is a fallatio expert and she has given millions of fallatio.
What did I say? Millions. Millions.
Without further ado, I would like to introduce you to...
Titi wouldn't be here talking about no shit like that. She changed her life around.
Titi changed her life around, bruh.
Professor, Linda.
I'm telling you.
Titi changed her life around, bruh.
I'm telling you, though she's not a smoker, life.
Hey, girl.
Tell her you're gay.
I'm Miss Al.
And I am certified in oral sex education.
Hi, girls.
My name is Miss Al.
And we are here for oral sex education.
I'm not expecting this old lady to really know how to,
like, suck off.
I suck off.
That ain't nothing to me.
You feel what I'm saying?
I'm 22, I can suck a **** it ain't nothing.
She's 22, I thought you liked one of them.
My man was very happy for 22 years.
Oh.
OK.
I want that right.
And my word to y'all is practice makes perfect.
It's a rough 22 chat.
Especially to a man, over 25 years,
I have given many, many, many.
Hello?
Mommy?
Hey, yes.
What's going on?
Yeah.
What's going on with you?
I haven't talked to you guys before.
Yeah, I'm in this house with all these girls.
All these girls?
Yeah, I don't know.
If they can hold up the yaw standers,
that means they can be good in the house.
Mmm.
Oh, God.
They're a tough cookie to crack, so.
Well, I don't want to get in the middle of some freaky business
that you got going on with all these girls.
There's no for you.
I don't know, bro.
Number one role is no teeth on the penis.
Yo, bro, just put it, bro.
When I tell you, I'm talking to the high school crush chat.
Like, I was finished for years
when I got to college.
Boom, finally, boom, chat.
Finally said, yo, drrrr.
Fill me, put in that pan, we ended up,
you dig what I'm saying?
Ended up talking to her finally,
like high school crush,
like she was on a pedestal of my brain.
Yeah, you're like, oh my God.
No, brother, she cheese grated my fucking cock, bro.
Dead ass, like, cheese grated my shit.
I had a scab one time when I was like 20, game,
because it was fucking, I promise you, bro.
Mind you, gang, she's had boyfriends before.
She's had, you know, she's been sucking shit.
Why'd you do that?
I was like, yo, open the water, get water, just open the water, bro.
Fernandez now.
You're going to go ahead and with your mouth, you're going to make a circle.
I don't know, bro.
First I'm confused and I was like, let me take notes, because you're just going to need
this.
I would have taken notes, she would have told me how to hold my mouth with a O and how to
stick it down the back, and I know I'm going to need a little practice to do so, please
barrel me on that part.
Like, please don't do anything, like shoving, I'm not ready for that, take it slow.
You did a little bit of suction on it, okay?
Yo, yo, yo.
We do not slobber all over it.
Yo, I'm a whole ass version.
You gonna give me this big ass thing with the,
but that's what I do.
I split it in the back of my throat.
And when I take it out,
imagine cutting head from grinding without the dentures.
Just straight coming, yo shit.
Getting nothing but ridges in that mouth.
Y'all think it's freaked out.
Why'd you freak out, bro?
You first put it in, you don't put it all the way in, dummy.
I mean, she knows what she's talking about.
I can't lie, she know what she talking about.
Grab the bottom of the shaft with one hand.
So this thing here.
What if it's curved?
If it's curved, there shouldn't be no problem.
You just put your mouth and go around it.
Size does not matter, it's all the same.
If you have a technique,
can you take that right there in your hand?
Is it because you have less teeth?
Oh.
What the fuck?
What?
How? Just how? Showing us tricks I never even seen.
I did not expect it to be honest.
One, two, four.
Just to the head. You take your tongue.
If you give them oral sex, they will reciprocate a strenuous intercourse.
I want you to start. Once you get that, I want you to start.
Sometimes the top is too good, and now I'm fizzling though, show me.
You dig what I'm saying?
When the top is too good, now I'm fizzling, and now I'm already feeling like I need...
You know what I'm saying?
All right, there we go.
Doing inch by inch, go down the f**k.
You get an inch down, take your tongue and twirl it.
Go down the neck, twirl it.
And this is the start of it.
When you get to the face, then you
can do a couple up and downs.
I hope that I helped Drew Ski.
And I hope that the women that took this information
will use it.
Well, why don't you never forget there
was once a time where Rage and Banks would say they were twins at one point Rage related
with Banks a lot. Be weary, hashtag noticing.
The fuck you talking about, man. Hold on, ladies of YRG that are 18+, did y'all ever
go through an art career like yo, like, do girls practice this shit? Like, do they get
fruit in practice? Do they watch videos? Cause I don't necessarily watch videos on how to
do this, looking up shit like that. You think girls be out here like, they gotta be practicing
at least one time in their life game.
Why they can be here?
So what the fuck is that?
Bro, y'all like cat bro.
Yo, lady, why are these y'all have never practiced
on an inanimate object before,
before your, before your first time or some shit?
Me a hundred, bro.
It's okay.
Why are these men saying yes?
But let's see.
Blanklin Sabbath of your girl.
Okay, Dawn, Dawn said, yeah, she's a girl.
Gabby said, no.
Mulana said, okay, okay.
Practice is nothing but thinking about it.
Both of us probably don't want to get embarrassed or shit.
They probably scared us shit.
And practice, maybe on Drusky.
The other girls in the class, they was eating that shit up.
They was f***ing with it. I'm not going to lie.
They was writing down notes.
They was asking her questions.
You eat s***s? Yes.
Ugh! Ugh!
Now that's what I call a woman.
Oh!
What happens if you throw up on a d***?
Oh!
Let me get too close to the door.
Oh, that's a good thing.
A bitch told me she's thrown up on a n***a d*** before, bro.
A bitch told me she's thrown up.
Like, what you doing?
Like, that's one of the things I damn cut.
Like, yo, that's embarrassing game.
That's embarrassing, bro.
like if I'm not talking about like oh
I'm not talking about like a gang repressor
I'm talking about like they bomb it
like do that shit up like what she was eating before
yo
chill chill bro chill bro chill bro
Why don't you say A-O-A-L-O-S, bro?
You're definitely going to make him stay home.
You don't want to do this and have him explode.
You want him to last.
Inside has more nerves.
It will make him all the nerve endings on the backside of the tip.
You know I'm a nurse all about the anatomy and it is nerve endings so you can't forget that area if you
Put your thumb up in there and you take your thumb very gently take and rub your thumb
Hold oh with ups and reality
Yeah, yeah, this is reality we're listening to a 70 year old grungy time out
Eating assholes and sucking dick nigga. This is reality game. This is as real as against and I'm more really than this bruh
better
I like the thumb thing
I'm gonna be taking that you go to the outside you take your thumb you put your thumb up in there, and you take your thumb
very gently
Take and rob your thumb around and around
Oh, yeah, that's a mission to do it. Happy bitch do that. Yeah, I like the thumb thing. I'm gonna be taking I'm gonna be taking that
Yes, are you forgetting something?
No, we like it wrong. Keep it real
No, no, no, no!
Natro is the best way.
Fuck girl.
When they rub it, he's talking about rubbing the tip or some shit.
Fuck them!
You're gonna be done!
He's talking about...
I don't like that shit.
Yeah, yo booty talk.
She's talking about her butt, man!
She's talking about asshole!
Oi!
No, no, no.
Yo, be a go-getter, man.
I'm going to your shit before you talk good to me.
What the fuck?
I don't have a fucking booty hole, nigga.
My mouth.
What if one of these ladies wants to one day be
Booch or the hud?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on though.
Hold on though, cuck.
I ain't saying nothing about the Gooch.
Sometimes I have my slit near the Gooches.
The Gooches, Gooches.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of Gooch, Gooch.
Look, listen, gang.
If you really ae, bruh.
If she touch on the Gooch, hey, Gooch is valid, gang.
What do you hold, that's the line.
Like, Gooch is where, like, the last three lines.
any further than that.
Ain't no wrong with a little bit of Gooch-Gooch.
Ain't no wrong with a little bit of Gooch-Gooch, gang.
Like you are.
You are such a fucker.
That's right.
When we gave you your certification,
what exactly was your final exam?
They brought in different types of fruit.
We had to perform on that.
So you tell them you had to suck a d*** for your fist?
What?
Don't eat it.
Oh, wow, she closed the eyes.
That's how you know to do something.
Wow, that's what I'm looking at.
See how my cheeks got in?
Yeah, you carved.
Oh.
Oh, no, cuh.
Oh, you're so f***ing out, shit, now.
My god.
You're a freaking mother f***ing hell.
She was f***ing cucumbers and eggplant.
And then she was just like, I'm 70 years old.
Thank you, my love.
She got to be a little proud, gang.
Use this valuable information.
You think her old ass, Druski,
like you did the mouth swigging that wet.
I don't like to come in and try to teach her about sucking.
All right, come work.
Well, you know, look, look, look, you know,
I don't need a lot of teaching on it.
I know what I'm doing.
I don't know about anybody.
Yeah, she was a white old ass lady.
I said, I actually, I said, do you know how to suck
what you teach, just let her see.
Man, she, she around with that motherfucker,
but then it stuck that whole down her throat.
Did she surprise me?
Yeah.
Juicy was there and he's seen
Well, you know
I don't need a lot of teaching on it. I know what I'm doing
I
Be all fucking with you, but it might be by that time cuz
Why would he know those and that's your brother your brother
Yeah.
Why would he know those?
I don't know about anybody.
Yeah, she was a white, old ass lady.
I said, I asked her, I said,
do you know how to suck like you teach,
just let her see.
Man, she all round with that motherfucker,
but then I stuck that whole down her throat,
did she surprise me?
If Juicy's been a little senior,
I don't know, you know Juicy, like I slide these, so.
I think he would have liked it.
You make him like his **** think he's jailed and dirty.
This is the could have been love.
And they got nice eyes.
Put them up against each other.
They all been fighting in the house doing this,
screaming, this, scratching.
Scraping off a shit.
Put them in the mud.
We gonna see them once quality.
I think you all pretty much already know that
the light hogs and browns are gonna be doing that.
They be muddin' in the fucking hands of you.
He also loves a woman who can get dirty down in dirty sloppy
growth like that filthy
You would be fucked without the BBLs and shit. Yeah, I could just see what it was before like in the past life, bro
She got it. She got it easy going on. She got it easy going on out the result. Oh, we know that's what you see
You know some of you are already wrestling with your sexualities, you can take that out
in here as well.
Our first match is going to be TT Baby vs.
Meatball.
Mm.
Hey, y'all in here playing.
I don't got time to play.
Play time bent over, bitch.
This real life.
Bro, you still here, bro?
Like, what's up, bro?
Mama, what's up, bro?
Mike, why, why, why, why?
Why's she still here?
Bro, get this old lad, lady, on out of here.
Aunty.
And I'ma show you.
Ladies, want a clean wrestle?
Let's go!
Hey, y'all!
Let's go, hold on, oh, shit.
Oh, that's hot in.
That should probably smell crazy.
Yo, that should look nasty.
Oh, shit.
All right, all right, all right.
Break it up, break it up.
Good wrestle, good wrestle.
Why you ain't put the head cap on?
Bro, this thing is juicy.
Got a little bit of fat.
Oh my gosh, in her hair.
Meatball.
Yeah, chop it up.
Next wrestling matchup.
We have Bambi.
Bambi, VBL against?
No, VBL.
Yeah.
I like my girl, Bambi, anyway.
Come on.
Bambi versus Bambi.
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it clean!
I don't know what the type of mud that she was,
but that shit was slippery as f***.
Oh, my God!
Oh!
My nails are ruined.
My skin is literally tinted black.
Keep it clean!
Keep it clean, bro!
Yeah!
That's a match.
Did she just have to throw that shit back in the mud?
Keep it clean!
Keep it clean, bro!
Yeah!
That's a match.
That's Bambi.
Yeah, Bambi, what the hell?
Oh, s***.
See, that's not normal.
Yeah.
Damn, yo shit not even coming off.
You needed this for a minute too, I was trying to keep you over there.
This next match is gonna be a call out match.
Nugget, is there anyone you wanna call out?
Tyler.
Let's switch.
Wait a minute, Tyler.
Into the pool.
Man, who's Tyler?
Come on, son.
Get your ass in there.
Let's go, Bucke.
All right.
They gonna make it fair.
I got nugget.
Get square.
Come on.
Get in there.
I got nugget.
Get in there.
Nugget.
We'll pass, nugget.
Nah, cause, you gotta have nugget.
Get a nudge abuse right there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Pull him back, pull him back, pull him back, hey, pull him back.
Don't do that.
You ain't put in a choke hold like that.
Come on, Nugget, woof.
Nugget, Nugget, she's trying to sneak up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get him on!
Yeah, get him, Nugget!
Go ahead, Nugget!
Oh, shit!
What the hell, bro?
ACL.
Shit!
What the hell?
We're home.
We can't get out of our room.
We've got to go.
ACL.
C-Hi.
Oh, Mlght!
Who are you?
He can't do that wrong with that little Nick.
ACL.
What happened?
ACL?
Let me walk you out, I'll go.
Oh, man.
She got barbecue sauce all on her.
ACL.
I'm going to get somebody else.
No, you're doing a rough damage.
I
Go live T-Grizz not losing these oh, it's him a thief Oh
And I leave shop
Yeah
T-Grid is a nigger for an ironing old cop.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh, shit!
Hey, come on, T-Grid!
Come on, come on, T-Grid!
T-Grid, come on!
Show him!
Oh, wait, hold on.
An elite going pro.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
T-Grid, come on!
Yeah.
Round two.
Well, you ain't watching me even match.
Why is it a little matchup?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, shit ain't going for that.
Oh!
Oh! Yeah! Yeah!
We built like men. We're not a controlled life-saving situation.
Like a real man.
Age of persuasion.
Oh, shit. I don't got any to lose with nobody.
I ain't gonna lie.
All the way you're going against...
going against Yeet, though.
Yeah! I like it. Oh, shit.
Oh!
She got up on me. She's on top of me trying to punch me.
Okay, first of all, does this face look like it?
He hits? No, it don't.
No, it don't. This face do not look like it.
Hits bitch
So then I was like, I'm not me bitch
My gonna
I
Country and demon country and demon on the worst soul
She's got me up down. I'm backwards. She kind of
Ladies great job out there
The wrestling was great, but I think what we'd like to see the most was the sportsmanship and the support you showed for your football.
High ball for yourself.
You're following Soldier Nugget as well.
Unfortunately, the next step of this process is one of you, or more of you, are going to have to head home.
Who you voting off in this new chat?
We'll meet you up there.
Who you voting off in this new chat?
I'm voting for you, my heart.
I'll just take one.
And that's that.
You gotta do what you're going on.
You know what it is.
Ladies, you put plastic on me, is that auntie?
Meatball, why the long face?
Well, I got some good news for y'all ladies tonight.
Tonight, one lady's not going home.
Two ladies are not going home.
Three ladies are not going home.
And I got some bad news for you.
Four.
Four ladies are going home.
Four?
Four ladies are going home.
And the rest of me...
I just have good news. What's the good news?
One lady's not going home.
Two ladies are not going home.
That's a...
Four people are going home.
I feel like she's staying, she's doing her fucks with her shit.
She's staying.
Switch the rules, Stan.
For the two girls that do get to stay, you get to go jump in the pool,
which I know you guys are looking forward to.
Ew, all that muck gonna be in the pool.
Now, further ado, let's bring out the man of all of your dreams, Mr. Druski.
Yeah!
That's right.
Look at you looking like a shark and we looking like a muddy...
Let's not forget we are competing also not just for my love, but for $50,000 presented by prize picks. Clap it up for that.
Oh, I thought I was about to have to, you know what I'm saying?
Okay ladies, we're going to do this pretty quick. So there's going to be 10 of you who are going to get a rose, come up and collect your rose if your name is called.
50K only?
Hey, bro. 50K. We do a lot with 50 bands.
Okay, the final four, you are going home.
Okay, the first lady who gets to go jump in the pool
and get all that dirt off your body.
Bro, if he choose somebody else, bro, they got a rumblebee.
Meatball.
Oh, shit!
You good?
Okay, okay.
Yo, that's the side, Anthony.
It looks like they won again.
They put these flip-downs. That's why they got a corner.
Can I jump in the pool? Can I jump in the pool?
The next lady who will remain in the competition
and maybe will be able to jump in the pool.
Magnets win five.
Unfortunately tonight, she may have lost an ACL.
But the good news is it's spelled with lowercase letters.
No, I'm not.
Come on.
Not too much.
We know about you.
You try and hit that little shit last night.
Your head is just a little head down, man.
You better slow down.
Staying with us tonight as well.
Heading to the pool.
Nina.
Tyler.
You have anything to say or no?
Not a chance.
Get your ass in the pool.
Now I'm not, hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's how it been in there.
Darryl, we ought not see getting in that bed with you, Ski.
Let's be real.
You're not getting in the bed with him.
I'm gonna be in the bed with him.
Unless he chews one of the snow bunnies.
Ladies, I'm gonna offer you a unique opportunity right now.
All of you have got this far in the competition, and you have a chance tonight to enter into
the top 10.
Unless he chooses one of the snow bunnies.
Ladies, I'm going to offer you a unique opportunity right now.
All of you have got this far in the competition
and you have a chance tonight to enter into the top 10,
which means you'll have a chance to win $50,000
and Jerusky's heart.
That's the shit I be talking about.
Hey, look, you got some light.
They don't even know what they did in the car, bro.
That's the shit I be talking about.
They don't even know, they don't even know that they kissing the car girl.
On some weird shit too.
What are y'all doing?
Cry about it.
You still, ain't nobody but her about no shit nigga.
Fuck.
Ain't nobody but her nigga.
It's a fucking show, nigga.
You can jump out of the competition right now
if you feel like you're gonna get eliminated.
Lose your chance at winning $50.
Take half of the love with CJ.
All that takes is 50 bands.
And try to get $5,000 right now.
If you would like to eliminate yourself right now
for $5,000...
Take half of the love.
...and CJ's heart.
So you know my dumb ass.
I was like, um, is it guaranteed?
Hey, that's 5K guaranteed.
5K guaranteed.
And half of the love with CJ,
but you miss out on the extra $45,000.
$5,000.
There is a bank account.
There ain't my bitch.
Before I got this, there's $5,000.
What's your name?
He.
You can leave with CJ right now.
He's going to take you home, and he's going to...
Five bands.
I don't see that, baby.
If that $5,000 would have said guarantee to him.
Shut the $5,000 it did right now?
It doesn't be for real.
You're not going to pick no split, right?
Are you in or out?
Just kidding.
You in or out?
Okay, she's going to wait.
All right.
Okay.
$5,000.
That was taking that 5k, he was pitting us to the test.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at that.
I'm going all around.
I don't care if that **** said 10k, we talking 50k.
I'm not propping out now.
TJ, I'm sorry.
Next up.
Now nobody want a piece of nothing major that's ****,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, we could have said you.
You know, one nice thing was true,
so I'm gonna cut a gut there, but not no **** CJ.
Next up, break down into the competition,
head it to the pool.
What the, is that Gabe, what am I like?
Daddy Yankee.
Hi.
Yeah, uh, this one.
Yeah, Chris.
Next up, come and collect your rose.
Mrs. Bambi.
Damn.
How's that out for her?
Yeah, I have a lot.
Oh my god.
Damn it.
I know who going to be out.
Let's get it.
All right.
See you!
Who I want to be out there?
You like menace?
I like drama.
You like chaos?
I'm not a hater, but I'm very observant.
They named me T.T. Baby for a reason.
OK, ladies.
It's coming down.
She gone in the back.
How is she in this shit gang?
But uh, how is this bit?
Okay, she gone
One of these two trailer parks gone at least one
She gone
I don't know between these two I think Nina's
I don't know, I don't know if she's staying.
Fuck, I feel like she's only certified here, maybe Nina?
Maybe her too, because-
Now to the nitty gritty, keep in mind four of you are headed home.
The rest of you are headed to the pool
and we will remain in the competition.
Come and collect your rose.
Yo, get country ass on it.
Grizzly.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Yo, I ain't even mad at T. Grizzly saying that.
We can have some content out of T, bro.
Even though it makes me nauseous, bro.
Grizz.
I'm proud of you, Mom.
I'm proud of you.
The next name who will be with us.
Demon.
Yep.
Demon home.
She had them titties up.
Titties up.
The other thick white girl saying,
you keep another thick little white girl with a glass.
Of course, isn't it?
Who the fuck is different from the flow?
It was like, oh, wow, making snarky little comments.
That's crazy.
Like, what the fuck is oh, wow?
Like, why would I have...
And she's low key content.
...the first nine years.
Get that f***ing shit!
Check with my bae!
Bro, all that shit.
I just got here.
And you guys love bae?
No, I think they hate her.
They tried to keep her from last night.
They got up all people.
She in the shoeclant.
You know how it's now.
No, no, no.
I'm going to let you know.
This is my man.
Let me ask you ladies, we have six remaining.
Gigi.
I feel like these two are staying, Nina and Jit.
But if not Nina, then it might be this nigga back there
because he content low key.
Four of you will be going home.
How are you feeling?
Nervous.
Let's take a look at stripper tight.
No.
Next, staying with us tonight.
Come and collect your rows, please.
I'm right.
Hemothy.
Oh my god, Nina's almost left the competition.
How does it feel?
I need to leave him.
Almost $5,000.
I won't go do it.
I just want to taste the water.
Mm-hmm.
Shake it like a stripper tank.
No, you know what I'm saying?
I had to.
He tried to shake it.
The water was gone.
Oh, shit.
That **** big, too.
And then he got big ****.
You love it.
You can see it through the briefs.
Yeah, he's in that short of my movement.
I feel good.
Like, now's the cop of me.
Like, I don't get ****.
Jusky, would you like to address the final five?
I feel good, like now's the time for me, like I don't get f***ed.
Juski, would you like to address the final five because only one of them will be staying with you tonight.
Final five, you know, we've been through a lot, y'all. Everybody, you know, did what they need to do in this competition.
It's about love and the family. So I'll still f*** even if you ain't in the competition.
Oh, jeez.
You don't have my heart.
He will.
Oh wait, if I call your name, come and collect your rights.
Rose. Go get in the pool and enjoy your life. I do not call your name. It's over for you.
The name is
white chocolate. I knew it. I knew it. Oh my. That's all I'm saying.
That's what I was saying.
You're shocked.
I see.
Get your old ass to fuck him out of here, bro.
You got cigarette fucking voice boxes, gang.
Ooh-hoo, in full blown relationships,
people got roses that don't even like him.
I really like him.
But hey, if you don't like me, cool.
I ain't gonna sweat no ****.
I don't chase them, I replace them, so it's good.
Asian persuasion gotta go.
Nah, what is something that I can't do?
It's whatever, it's whatever.
But, low-key, though, I'm happy.
No, I'm not.
I'm not that happy.
I'm like sad, you know cuz like I really do like him, you know, I'm here really for that time
I just want chill. Yeah, I needed had to get the food
Good run though. Good run. I ain't do you a lesson for episodes. No cop. No, I'm saying never seen a ladder before so I came in
Context five gotta go
But she's getting in the pool watch out you're still getting in the pool country
Gotta go. Yeah, cuz you just I really really am
Cuz you fucking bot nigga you fucking bot nigga you tell it to trash fucking bot nigga. I wonder if there was a mistake
I don't think I could have did anything else better.
Gang, I didn't know you was in this bitch.
I don't keep it a being.
I didn't even know you was here for real, bro.
I think I did my shit.
Two of my close girls left.
Two. E-baby and Asian persuasion.
So now everyone in my room is gone.
That girl did not talk at all.
She did not engage. She didn't do shit.
So ladies, what this means for you
is that everything you've been through,
all the mental, physical anguish,
mental, physical, English, the mud wrestling,
putting your life on the line has been for naught.
Final 10.
Now what?
It only gets more difficult from here.
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
I'll see you in the final 10 in the house.
Yeah, how far you think I'm going to be in these big games,
bro?
Stop, team!
And then there were 10.
Hey!
We're Jesus' disciples.
Girls, congratulations.
You still have a chance at Druski's heart,
which I know is the only reason you're here.
Hello, man.
Put also $50,000 on the table.
Yeah.
Why not go slow?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
You're like a six-second time in color.
Yeah.
I know you guys are feeling money.
Keep that footy, bro.
You're feeling gross.
I heard some of you are feeling itchy in your privates.
It just sounds not fun.
And for that reason, and as a congratulations jump,
I'm going to...
White chocolate's so demirror on God I'm nuttin' that.
I be findin' it funny how you niggas be talkin', yo.
Yo, white chocolate woulda even look
some of y'all niggas.
Y'all niggas is Crom's gang.
Y'all some 18-year-old fuckin' bird
and your mama's basing on all typein' in a twist check,
and you not gettin' no pussy.
What you talkin' about?
I'm nuttin' that gang.
The bitches at your school ain't gonna let you nut in them.
Are you talking about?
Say the words, and you get into this chlorine and wash your butts.
I peed on myself.
Me, b-ball just peed.
I had the people from...
Oh
Yeah, what the oh?
Gain
That is fucking
Disgusting
That is genuinely discussing gay
I got a pool.
Most people pee in the pool.
Yeah, I can't rule you.
You just pee?
I'm gonna give you nothing.
Respect for that.
I don't give a shit about that.
You're right.
I'm god, I rather, I'm not giving that.
You're officially the winner of the bitch in the world.
There ain't no f***ing way.
I've never seen anything like that in my life, people.
I got pee on my pinky toe.
Ladies, you can now baptize yourself,
And this could have been love water
So you see how that motherfucker change color would have been love water
I'm trying to see how to floaty the water is changing colors and shit the waters
is a trick or a trick.
Here you go.
And meet all the bathrooms inside.
Get that little pee out.
Hey.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hold it.
Can I stand here?
I'm Caleb Presley, and you're watching Could Have Been Love with Kin, Women Remaining,
with a chance at $50,000.
Next time on Could Have Been Love, welcome to the Could Have Been Love Ranch.
We have arranged a wide variety of activities, milking, milking.
Don't do it on horseback riding, bro. Please, bro.
Those horses don't deserve that shit, man.
Don't put me on one of them goddamn horses, bro.
And more milking.
You man up. You be a man today.
Oh, no, he look like he about to go...
Damn.
You can't put that bitch on that pony, man.
Hey, hey, hey!
I don't want to transition them all.
Jesus ain't do all his work in one day.
Jesus gone f***ing goddamn, da da.
You said you farted. So I farted with you.
That wasn't even a fart.
That was a little bit of shit came up out of there.
No, what?
Ah!
You!
Welcome, ladies.
I farted with you.
That wasn't even a fart.
That was a little bit of shit came up out of there.
No, what?
Ah!
You!
I swear to God.
Who took it ahead of them?
Yo, I...
I bet you...
Welcome, ladies.
That'd be some weird ass shit, if that's what I think it is again.
Mr. Coulda been love bull riding.
Okay.
Oh!
Not everyone can stay with us tonight.
If I call your name, please call.
Game of Battle there!
No, Leslie!
Ah!
Oh, f*** you!
Too much.
We know about you.
Hey!
Oh, that's important.
Now I'm not... Hey!
Hey!
Hi.
I don't know.
F*** you!
That better be tea gris game that better be tea gris that better be tea gris
chat look I want to show a picture on some love tonight so I'm about to get the fuckabun out of here
quit little stream short stream five hour five and a half hour I'm gone I'm
getting out of here but I hop on a patreon chat you guys do free ran or
wonder man or one piece why don't my light just go out
I
Daredevil I want to start doing it up so bad
But I feel like they're gonna get mad since we have other shows we haven't finished yet like freeware wonder man
So yeah, I do want to start doing it up, but I'm not going to because I don't want page. I don't get tight
Until we finish like wonder man or some shit after wonder maybe you could probably start that shit
All right chat, I'ma see y'all niggas on patreon
The only reason why I feel like we should get some free running in there is obviously because you do
Come on in, you know, Jack.
Never trust no friend.
My bitch called all my calls.
She's free.
And I've been tricked.
My soul's loose.
Well, you know, Jack.
I'm a shit brand new.
Like a spy on me.
And I'm in the first no clean days.
Like the priest said,
I'm a shit man so cheap.
You can't afford to shit.
I'm a living heart.
Bitch, I feel like so sad.
You can't sound like I'm out to take a bus.
Yeah.
I'll never trust no friend
My bitch called my caller
But she's free, right?
I can trip my clothes, move, sweat
You shit, oh, yeah
I'm my shit brand new
Let it style me up
I'll never trust no friend
My bitch called my caller
But she's free, right?
I can trip my clothes, move, sweat
You shit, oh, yeah
I'm my shit brand new
Let it style me up
When you're late, time for a fuckin' deal
Got the hopes, hate, now I see it in your eyes
I never see it again, you know
I'm a fraud, and she don't kill me
In the streets, you know
I'm a shit freak, I'm keeping peace
Like an aflame
I never trust an old friend
I just call on my car
I will let this shit free
The man that I can trip
My clothes, you swear you'll shit old
I'm a shit brand new, let it style
Damn
I never trust an old friend
I just call on my car
I'm a shit brand new blood, it's time to let it go
Never let it go, let it go, I'm a god
I'm a shit brand new blood, it's time to let it go
Never let it go, let it go, I'm a god