you
You
Y'all can't through today, chat, no cap.
Y'all can't through.
Yeah.
I still keep doing it, and I can't stop the stocking
Hey!
Don't stop fucking breaking it
Hey!
Listen!
They keep laying dollars in a week
What my loggers at?
I'm fucking these bitches, you know I just bust a candle
Bathing on all me and bustin'
No, I'm alone
No!
I'm alone, came out crooked on the bed
What my loggers at?
I'm making money every since on the lunch
I'm trying to get loading on handle
Ducking on shoppers, facin' ass ass in the uproar
I ain't do it before broke out the bell
Heard the amounts to be trappin' them down
Gang out the oozy to test the cash
I don't feel it
I'm not talking to Deedah but we got the shit
I'm just beggin' man I feel like an error
I'm not a fucker I ever take it out
And it's 30 million fighting right on my snap
And I prevail
I call the kids for that shit we just way too petty to talk about
Why that's the court I was like DJ on
Bitch I walk to the house I walk to the house
Back with my shit
What if they put you in front of me talking to
If I put my dick on it
Who gets paid next time?
Boom
Don't fuck with y'all niggas
I don't give a shit shit cool, but I don't inject the sound
I'm gonna ask y'all my bitch, stop playing
All y'all niggas muses, if y'all dance to all y'all
Cause you just fucking fuck, y'all don't jack my new shit
I don't give a fuck, y'all don't jack my new bitch
I don't give a brown skin, eat the cool wit
Pull up a white car, that's the cool wit
I don't walk chain, I don't nuisance
Pull up with two guns, bitch I'm ruthless
Now that white Rory is ruthless
Niggas be rats, man, call them ruthless
I saw a lil' star, the man
I spent eight bands on the booty
How y'all feeling today, bro? How's your weekend? How's your weekend?
Miss 25 from who?
He's not even five yet. Yeah, let him with the big two five. She didn't with the big two five again and Brooklyn with the
Little check y'all know I love twitch chat, right?
Come on, I'm getting money every six in the lunch room.
Y'all know I love Twitch Shack.
Y'all know that?
Shout out Poppy.
Shout out to Poppy, be good, zero calories.
Trying to watch my figure and shit.
Y'all know I love Twitch Shack.
But you know who'll be pissing me off?
Twitch Shack.
You know who'll be pissing me off?
Look at this, look at these dick-rotting fuckshack.
Look at him dick rotting.
Twitter calm.
Twitter landing.
Thanks for the big two five, bro.
You damn cuck.
Appreciate that.
Land easy.
Richie at nigga.
Richie nigga in YRG for real.
Twitter not real?
You know it's not real nigga.
How the fuck Twitter get to the point
when they dick suckin' Twitch chat?
Twitch chat, be on my ass more than anybody.
How can they even, how they dick-sucking Twitch chat?
Jeannie.
Hold on, bro, what's up, bro?
What you got going on, bro?
What type of time are you on today, coming through like that?
What type of money you got?
Twitch chat is dick-eaters.
Compared to the Twittercom,
Twittercom is, y'all are one-tricks gang.
Y'all just dick-wroth for lights.
y'all just, you do those all day for lights.
That's all you do for lights.
That's it.
But listen, I wanted to have a good peaceful weekend.
So I don't touch calm too much, but I can't help.
Put a calm nigga in VC with a chat nigga
and let him fight fairs.
Who's winning that?
Who's winning that I'm a lot twitch chatter bite cook. I don't know
Who wouldn't
A good content calm no doubt. Are you dumb? Yo, what are you trying you like that, bro?
Come fry to a shed the calm corny as hell. Yo, yo game all they do is hate they want you
They just hate flights. You know Twitter is the play it Twitter got to live on my god
I don't know where the next will go world world Twitter calm go Twitter got deleted the calm got deleted. What y'all do?
What did I do this week for y'all to be on my dick come talk talk make sure TTS
on for you bitch ass niggas what happened this weekend game it's getting to a point
Where it's like yo if I want to have a good day off stream don't even open Twitter game
Y'all niggas is dick around us bro part time game
Y'all knew I wasn't that lucky have these next two days off, bro
Zero community
What are you talking about?
It's Monday we start our streams on Monday
And what?
Weakest shirt done already pissed me off.
Fuck you, nigga.
We might fuck you.
Fuck you, nigga.
Fuck you.
Fuck you on what pisses you off, nigga.
Jeannie, thank you for the 2-5, brother.
Yo, Jeannie, who the-
How much money you got, bruh?
You like that, bruh?
You like that?
You like that, bruh?
Don't worry about it.
Okay, I can't check it. Can you tell me what I did this weekend?
Valorant?
Valorant what? What about Valorant? Fuck Valorant.
New Oiler. I don't know, but he, he, he, he blessed the kid today.
It was? Who is that bald butt thing in the intro?
If you know, you know. You hasn't took any goddamn off of questions, boy.
If you know, you know.
Listen produced by land
J.C. Attorney. Oh, I don't know about our lack
My I'm gonna be here. You didn't understand. Yeah, we got we got big plans for miles. So I don't know you feel me
I ain't butchered like this in here, you know what I'm sayin'?
Aluminism, day for the fire, gettin' my love.
There what?
Modern the cinephiles come here.
We had to remove over 50 people for writing hate threads on Yael
which didn't stop them from going to the Reddit to write them.
Yael forgot that Cinezcore community is still all poggers.
Get your come-together nigger.
Wait, wait, wait.
Y'all is this cap is this cap
They didn't go to ready
Show me they went to ready show me they went to ready show me they went to is gotta be cat bro
The nigga's name was dirty pauper, bro
Why is that actually his name? Yo, bro. He's captain bro
That's gotta be cat
The comm is not YRG. What is the comm then? What has the comm turned into?
Jeanie, Gah-ee, boy, what a- another 25-cur? Yo, who the rich is nicking YRG? What's going on?
What y'all got going on today? Wait, is the- is other comm members the moussats?
Let's see what they saying in that bitch right now.
Let's see what these whole ass niggas even talking about.
Are they the mosaics?
They're what?
I'd cast in a looking good resulted in terrorism.
Also the shirt is cool.
Only cuz I seen Bruce wear it too.
They're what?
Bruh, he's my initiative bruh.
Why are you scared to nuke the calm?
Why do you need to be new ten minutes into the shame and I see one better new
Hold on can't wait for Hollow Knight Mondays today. I'll show you one right now my better. Got you
Fuck up my fucking face
You like that man was that was that good enough for you gang? Did you like that one?
Was that one cool?
You want to see another one? I'll show you another one. You want to see another one?
Com is not wargy. Yeah chat got to run that fade dead ass. Yo chat, you need to talk like that, bro
You need to talk like this
He just sitting there musty and mad I hate this man. Yo, what what is this calm?
Why do y'all just suck my dick?
I'm existing!
Yo yo, some niggas exist on the internet or is it really just to suck my dick?
No, no, get out. Some niggas exist on the internet is purely to suck me off.
I'm deadass! I'm not even trolling you on me.
I'm dead ass, bruh.
How do we reverse this shit?
Have you ever read the Iliad?
Basically Helen of Troy was so beautiful she started a war.
Well-sinner basically the second coming of Helen and made the community to go insane.
Alright, bruh, let's get to the bottom of this, bruh.
I don't know.
It was a normal ass weekend.
I'm back. Chillin' with some of my amp-y brothers. You did what I'm sayin'?
Had some free time with the brothers. Discuss certain things with the black-
You feel me? I'd a-
Have one.
Holy fuck, you're a bitch, nigga. Thank God. Thank Jesus.
Thank the Lord. You missed Spurs game.
Win the go-ahead and take another week off and then run a galshiat.
You know, you know what would be the funniest part about like, about that shadow?
Somebody could just say some shit and you can just predict every other response.
Fry you, NGL.
Haha, you got fried, laugh and point.
You niggas are bots.
Y'all niggas is predictable as fuck, my nigga.
Speaking of spurs, wait, hold on, we was just playing them niggas, don't, don't
I don't give me no bad n...
Eh, what?
Yo Pizza Boy
Seth and Castle...
He's in the heat arena, Seth and...
He's in the heat arena gang.
This is Miami, this is not the Spurs Arena gang.
This is Miami, this is Miami.
I can stream in Miami too gang.
This is Miami heat arena, this ain't...
San Antonio, bruh.
Show me this is San Antonio game.
Cyborg, why Ungers met today?
And by the way, finish MPel down and start Marine Ford
Fknar.
I ain't gon' lie, though.
When I was talking to castles, they kicked me out again.
You feel me?
I thought you didn't understand.
Like, don't listen.
He said, yeah, that's tough, five.
What I'm supposed to do with it, that's tough, five.
What am I supposed to do with that?
Is that, is that what he doing like that far?
There what?
Y'all niggas the most unfunny niggas in the world, bro.
There what?
Twittercom a bunch of soft YRG LARPers, 40% of them pissies aren't even YRG Twittercom
SND chat 4 liters.
Facts, facts, facts, that's a family of facts.
The community is full of de-o-dick-suckers and every time you say something it's sick
is de-o-all of Bruce fans, his rage fans and they get mad.
Yup, yup.
Yo, Twittercom is actually fried, bro.
Twittercom is actually fried, bro.
Twittercom is fried.
Twitter, paid chatter, bro.
I don't have paid chatters in my chat, bro.
Everybody's authentic opinion.
Type one, if you're typing your authentic opinion,
you're not paid.
You're not a paid Mossad, YRG agent.
Type one.
Look at these, these niggas is retarded.
Yo, we have to do a few, yeah, no, no, game.
Somebody has to come.
Streamer has no motion, you talking about how we gonna fix the calms, how we gonna fix your motion gang you almost un-empty.
Ewa?
You saying it's the combat your own editor use access to your tic-tac to spread some rinner propaganda?
What am I? Who went so close to that bad and he got shipped more than Yal back in the day, and now they're writing comic strips.
Yal are 30.
Ewa?
Show me, show me, show me right now, show me what I was the dead.
socials. Us Chatters have families and lives and jobs.
Something right now, nigga.
Eh, what?
Nigga told Jordan make a couple burners to hate on him
long after making content like 2021.
Let's see where this all started, bro.
Yo, Joe, this is too many links game.
I don't even bring them all up, bro.
There's too many links games, so you're gonna have to start dropping them in the
chat game.
Why is niggas in the chat saying, whoa?
Like y'all didn't see it a whole weekend,
and I just saw a first time seeing it on.
Whoa, nigga, y'all seen it a whole weekend.
These fake ass reactions, these fake ass reactions.
Y'all was fucking going the whole weekend already.
They're saying, whoa, like this is a new reaction,
right nigga?
No we didn't, nigga.
All right, man.
These niggas was glazing the whole fucking weekend,
bro, my mentions could have stopped.
Hey, you're rage gaming. How are you doing? Loving the stream so far, though sensing some
tension between you and community. I think the problem is lack of communication from
your side. I might be wrong, of course. You can make Cosmos mod BTW. He will cry.
Wow.
Fuck, I'm not signing my fucking Twitch on my OBEY. Chat shut the fuck up, stop
talking to me hold on I'm trying to ban in a good bro
wait email I haven't account bitch stop talking stop talking me stop talking
there were take your doom rag off and we'll show you why we on you ask
braggora your triangle from monsters incorporated with your twist thinking he
looked I don't got barrel twisted foot in a good I haven't had barrel twisted
I know two months, bitch.
Alright, now I can ban niggas.
What's up?
Chat, say some shit on light.
Say some shit on light.
Did this nigga, what is he?
I didn't know this nigga tech.
Is yo shirt for Vec?
Folk folk folk folk folk folk why you when bookmark the tweet laugh my butt off folk folk folk
There were your arch more like Chris
First of all W Phantom and Tyler hair style that's good braids. That's good braids a good braids works
So I'm going out like this
Yo, what's what's her name? She got to get me right so I come on
She's got to get me right so I come on right right
Okay, never zip the tell you a little bit. Oh, okay. It's kind of big
Big answer there's no way big New York big NYC. All right like this
Yeah
I love this good braze this is a sharp braze and clean braze
Don't ever say
ugly chud
what the fuck
how's this
62,000
yo she got your niggas in the chokehold bruh
thems is good braids though
them braids is tough, thems is tough braids
So, okay, so, that's so, so, so, so, so!
The Senate got some fucking braids. What that got to do with me, Monica?
I'm trying to figure out what do that got to do with me?
There what? The comma has 70k, you allowed the shit to happen, downsize it, or nuke the shit everyone in here, not here.
Landon, my lover, thank you for the big 15, nigga.
What?
Do her?
Have a break?
Got to do with me!
Tell me!
Elwa?
Now I got to defend my com-brothers and sisters.
be the funny ones the heart of yrg you're just a tsundere a Haitian
masochists we accept you hey what hey this is pole man from me com fuck chat
not gonna lie we gotta say call orders from television shut the fuck up we
gotta say it chat why are these the most parasitic community in this
I can't even say, jeez, they put a 25 get this bro.
Thank you my love, you've been chickening me out
and they never, I'll take you on a date,
never come on and pull up slow to be,
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No cat, no.
Why are jeez, why the fuck my, oh.
Uh.
What? What was my?
Why?
All right.
What was that?
Thanks, gang.
Okay, nigga, nigga, okay, nigga, I don't need that cook.
That don't need to be clean, nigga.
What you up to?
That's a broom, nigga, what's up, go on up.
All right, you're good, y'all.
You good?
Thank you.
Are they fried, my nigga?
Why does anybody have glasses on?
Y'all are Christian.
You ain't even streaming, my nigga.
You're literally not streaming, nigga.
Literally not streaming.
You're not on stream.
You just did that for the love of the game, Monica
What was I talking about? What are we talking about? Oh?
Yeah, what do yeah
YRG is the number one most parasocial community on his bitch bro name name a community that's most precious to the YRG, bro
This little girl got some fucking brains on her head. He honest was terrorizing me
We just had a good trip with Dante. Y'all are terrorizing me for what?
NMS? No, he's the thing with NMS. NMS, last pair of social situations with Sakura. That was some real, like, you know what I'm saying? They ended up dating, my nigga. They had every right to be pair of social, nigga.
Y'all are top three. Top two. Y'all top two. No, y'all top one, gang. Y'all top one. Y'all niggas are losers, gang. Y'all niggas are losers, bro. You niggas is.
I'm about to pull the Frank on you.
Well I got water than mom by the way. Look at it. Look.
Her I got more why than mine game if you say no you cap you say no you cap
Y'all just not saying it cuz she a girl
Hey, that's not how you say
Throw the Frank you gotta throw the Frank you gotta throw the Frank like you're gonna toss it like you're gonna say like you
Don't throw the Frank you're gonna put the Frank on you wait. What did he say?
I'm gonna pull the Frank on you pull the Frank
I
Tell little brother hopefully gave her tutorials of some shit game
Yo, Geo. Oh, it's not calm. Oh, wow. It's actually my community
She knows she fine. Oh rage. It's over for you. What you did torture
What the what does it have to do with me my nigga? What do you mean? It's over for me
What is this, what is this, like, help me understand, please, just help me understand
what it means.
It's over for you.
I
Should be able to look at
Listen, I should be able to look at a video or a tweet of my friend and think normal thoughts,
but now I get tight cause I know y'all niggas are just on my dick.
The sad thing is why RG literally one of the OG calms in the WL and they all grown
a soul ship in your old ass.
We've already seen this corny parasocial shit odd in like 2024 when she blew up
and again y'all are 30.
is trending why is going like bro it's not good like like what what is trending bro what is that
wait what this bitch is saying
I don't wait was that a good donut towards me yo dummy don't know if you if you wasn't
If you wasn't like, hitting on my, you're having it
interacted in weeks.
Yo, up, yo, up, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Listen, take this nigga's mod.
Yo, give me ownership of it.
Do I, do I own this shit?
Like, like, like, I'm in ATL gang.
Yo, yo, oh my God, yo, yo gang.
You was just in my house, bitch.
You were just it why you had to let your wait you don't own your own cup. Wait, hold on. We won't get to that Chris
What are you talk?
Yeah, bro yesterday
Game it's we
There what?
Could you do a lymphatic drainage?
what the fuck bro what are you what are you like what
I miss no face camera age that nigga had or 2020
Hey, this is poleman from com who the fuck chat they are
Yeah, don't even worry, don't even worry.
We twitter com were the ones that voted and got you nominated for streamer awards and
you are ungrateful.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, fuck you.
Wait, no, no, wait, I gotta tell you, fuck you, fuck you.
The social shipping is the most embarrassing thing about this community, we're too old.
I thought this community was better than this.
Me too.
I'm eating dollars for right now though.
True story.
First of all, what the fuck is your profile?
Your gang.
You're a loser, brother.
Did you photoshop shorty and replace it with s-
Nega hi y'all I'm new here you're not even oh wait what the fuck is wait what the fuck
okay he made an edit he made a notebook or a comic strip don't worry she's a
a torta why is he so mean to me years later this didn't happen and never will
happen by the way is any stupid person watching this from the outside looking at
it this is fake it's not real they're trolling this like there's not even how
I look like this is edited picture low key sinner dot dot dot chops bug I fake
gaming-ass bitch chat should I get a what
who's like this
how i look at interactions
signal look both ways look both ways now go
uh-huh watch out watch out watch out watch out
I feel like this people people that like will sit here say just and they actually look at the chat their box
Listen, they will see can actually laugh at this goof-off shit
Look there's someone that look look look there's somebody chat. I can't breathe in all caps. Look at him. He said I can't breathe look
CC x rain said I can't breathe. What the fuck is what's what part of like the last five seconds was just hella funny
Who's- how I- how I- how I- how I- the last time you checked me was in 2020.
That's it.
Wait, what is this?
The last time you texted me was in 2020.
Because I was getting busy.
Wait, why are you on board?
Why are you being here?
Oh, no, I was just going through my shit.
He said what?
I said why are you being here?
What?
What is this you a I turn in a cost in that clip
Now I'm up now the last the last time you text me was in 2020
Oh
Let me get it for you
Now I'm up now
Was it supposed to be hilarious
Was it supposed to be the fuck wait wait that's supposed to be all that's supposed to be me on the floor
Oh, so I got her hair braided and I'm in her phone.
Oh, it's that funny that I got 1.3K light.
Think about rage, you could tell you're not really a,
what the fuck?
Yo, yo, wow.
Top three compost in 2026.
Beat it, clanker.
Yo, yo, bro, just yo, bro.
check top cop top of the time what the fuck be wrong with y'all true story don't
worry she's a torta why is he so mean to me low key sinner chop bug I damn
bro oh cuz sit down come on Jason this is where he's supposed to call out a
margin that doesn't come on fucking loser's game that's when you that's
when you was supposed to do that right there caught a margin that is some fucking
dweebs that's what you was supposed to do that shit
true story don't worry she's a tortah why is she so mean to me why'd you make
me fat years later lowkey Senate chop bug I fake gaming as bitch chat should
I get a wife watch right now. I'm gonna laugh. Yeah, what is why are the fake life? I feel bad for anyone
That's a fake laugh. You didn't fuck a lot. She was y'all goofy again. I wasn't even fucking
Yeah, bro, I go lies again and played over
You're raising these Mario refs and some of the I know it's like I'm already smart. No, Mario smart
She's not gonna be dumb. She's gonna be on my side here
for the base
Because I'd be looking at the wire g-com here and there, okay
But what the fuck are they doing in Water G-Con?
Yeah, I don't know what they wasn't like this at all the time, Marty.
I promise you.
You know, this is Loser's game.
It wasn't like this.
I don't know what happened between the last like two or three weeks.
Chat, y'all talk to me.
Y'all tell me, gang.
Tell me what I do.
What I do beyond this.
Skip.
Oh yeah, now y'all want to skip.
Now y'all want to skip.
Doesn't somebody not dip rotting on me cuz now y'all want to skip now y'all want to skip
It's actually pissing me off
No caretaker or tk vid
Villain script 70k
You stop streaming game
This is the most consistent. I've ever been this last week. I fucked up with flights though. That's it
It's actually pissing me off how creative that they are.
Can I talk about it because I want to talk I didn't even see what this video was but
I saw the meme under it and I want to I just want to look at it with you guys.
What are they doing?
You have to be nervous, you have to be scared, I mean, right?
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
And you have to be nervous, you have to be scared, I mean, right?
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
You have
Bro this shit's so ass
This shit's so ass, bro. I
Don't know how you're gonna be laughing at this AI slot. This is slot money. This is slot
Cousin, my C's f**k it up.
I
Fixed it I fixed it you game yo Jill I ain't gonna
Yo, yo, yo Cosmo fuck you by the way nigga listen
I
I thought you two did a good tweet large mods trying to get bangers instead of doing they fucking job
So like you want mod?
Bro this pussy-ass nigga said some shit like he responded. Yo, how I see how I
Where that pussy-ass nigga reply it
What does this even mean you okay get out of here
Meanwhile, Rage is still chock fat and he still uses following Disney's grits.
Almost 30 still goes to strip clubs, not a real gamer.
Bad at music, shaving his beard, has bug eyes, got a lean gut, skips a gym, pretends he's
not on Twitter, tries to oral form, and fails.
You think I'm posting behind my you think I'm on my phone on Twitter looking at you niggas my free fucker
So I got deal show niggas for hours and hours and hours on hours and hours on end already
My nigga what a fuck when I spend the rest of my time look at you stupid ass tweets on my weekends on my off days
My nigga tell me tell me
No, you're good game, you're good game, nope, I forgot her, fuck you pussy, you ain't
You ain't got no banger on me nigga fuck round you whore ass nigga
Ain't got no banger on me bitch
Fuck yeah, I'm a whole ass nigga. Fuck you nigga fuck
I need you to go to the square comm and say what the fuck be wrong with you make sure to be vague and mysterious even though you're 30
What do you think? Rages the spot?
Oh no, man, Colony Rogers.
I need you to go on Twitter account and say,
What the fuck be wrong with y'all?
Make sure it be vague and mysterious even though you're-
No no no no no no no.
No no no no no.
No gang. No, that's over.
No. No. No.
No. No.
No. No gang.
You good gang.
You good game? You done? You out of here?
Nah, brother. Nah, brother.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No troll. Why do y'all just throw that name at the end of shit?
What does that mean? There's no, usually the things have jokes.
Why do you throw that name at the end of shit?
I don't get it, my nigga.
hey what do you think they are probably thinking when they see this shit you
don't want me to get a text or some shit I already got one a week ago I got one
one week ago I got a text a week ago game cuz y'all was tagging niggas
one of the names texting me talking about something I ain't gonna say it
I ain't gonna say it, man.
Motherfuckers being...
I ain't gonna say nothing, man.
BITCH STUPID RAGGA DAD
YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP
I MIRKED YOUR FUCKED ADD
BITCH
BITCH STUPID RAGGA DAD
The last time you checked me...
Okay, no more this slot.
No more...
No more slot.
No more that fucking slot. Are we good?
Fuck the system.
Y'all got out y'all system?
The fuck is...
How bored do you niggas be again?
Is that my mom?
But listen, you had nothing better to do?
Like, mom and this shit,
there was nothing you could have been doing
at your free time?
Listen, there was nothing better you could have, what was happening this day, what was
March 18th?
It's not even today.
What the fuck was I doing on March 18th?
Screw.
Nah.
What the fuck am I about to scroll to, yeah?
All
TT WTT in the chat
TT is in a committed
Relationship she's been in a relationship for like two years or some share a year or whatever the case may be two years
Um
WTT in the chat is my friend and my homie this picture was old you took the picture like three years ago or something WTT
I
What were you thinking about?
Slair, what the fuck?!
Slair, please...
Slair, Slair, Slair.
Slair, what the fuck?
Slayer Slayer Slayer what Slayer Slayer Slayer
Please know
For the love of Slayer. No
Slayer no
No
What's stopping you from nuking it? I just gotta make a second one for real. I'm not gonna nuke it
I'm gonna make the second one kid. Can you lock down a community?
Can I make nigga stop talking?
Can I lock a community?
Chicken little calm down. What the fuck?
You can archive wait so I can like make a goal like like
In like a year or something I could bend that shit back once niggas like disappear
Bro why you hate us you made us game you hate me my nigga y'all on my dick
Everything I do y'all suck me off
All right, no more no more slot no more slot we got the slot
Platboy Matt Slayer and
And
Esco da esca doll got in the booth it made in the same songs him a lavender time for Pokemon first of all
If y'all know what lavender town is
You're fucking loser for one
Let me let me let me show y'all what lavender town sound like nigga
I gotta ask single to the list no cat
We're good
Oh
No, look look look I'm in the middle of the stream. I'm gonna call you up in the stream bro
Can we have some shit to talk about some days of shit you feel me
I got I got I gotta I gotta ask you was gift you will prefer for your daughter
I
So far wasn't up a couple as you wouldn't want me to be the guy pops
I'm saying I'm saying
I'm saying
Like you mentally up a couple of mental like you up mentally like you up that's how we talk LA like you up a couple
I'm like you like mentally like you smart. You know I'm saying like I know oh
Yeah, I'm awesome. I'm not I don't know the lingos. I don't know none of the tips out lingos man
You kind of older than me since ever kid but uh, all right back back
I'm up a couple of years mentally.
Why do you think I'm up a couple of years mentally?
Because I'm saying you older than me, you my mama age.
So I know you like my mom, she's smart.
You know what I'm saying?
I know you know what I'm saying?
You smart.
Like you been doing this shit for like so long.
You know what I'm saying?
This is the 80s.
You know what I'm saying?
So I just know like, you know what I'm saying?
Like you really up here with that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, like, like, by your teeth, like, your shit kinda cheesy, so I know what a cheesy, like, cheesy teeth nigga, they know a lot, you know what I'm saying?
Like, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's ass dino shit, like, you can brush your teeth with a wooden stick, like, you know some shit.
So I'm wise.
I'm gonna see you Saturday.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna...
I wanna retire.
No, I could be a creative director for somebody. I don't I don't want this shit no more
Y'all niggas on my dick too much can't do it. Let me be I'll be a good creative director chat. What type of shit would I direct?
Y'all niggas a little
This is chud-ass and just type in my chat. Yeah
Yo, yo, yo, yo, and go ask Chris Wise being a retard, nigga.
It's a lavender town, though, right?
They say he turned this into a beat, though.
You got to swim that shit with me
I'll try and never tell me no
It's always turning to me
Watch, watch, watch, baby
Ride on every level, baby
I can be covered down on the stairs
I'm riding the two niggas telling you baby
I'm trying my best with that boy in the craze
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Tell me I'm a man who's good
Tell me what you want to go with
Every day
I don't think I ever said I'm letting them like you because I'm out of the level
I'm reaching out and thanking for the free shit I love by the chill of my ass
I can't even go fast, whoa
I had that legal
I'm not going slow, I'm a teacher
So should I go slow, I'm a teacher
I'm not playing go, I'm a teacher
I'm going weaker, whoa
Some guy that I'm going weaker, damn
Then he got hot blood people, he hates it
So be it, trope is no fashion, it's this
Place won't be my chosen or my needed
She never my makeshift, I see she's on the bridge
Oh my god, bro!
Oh my god!
That made it be no screen!
I know I'm not tweaking this crowns on my head.
Yo that shit is fire nigga.
What the fuck yo Slayer's on top.
I'm gonna fuck nigga.
Hey this is your year again.
This is your year again.
I'm gonna fuck what nobody said.
This is your fucking year.
gonna recognize nigga yo yo yo yo chat watch all the niggas start sucking my
dog dick this year like he deserve it watch it chat you know what I'm saying
you missed out on signing him
you time up you signed at the heart nigga I don't need a contract
you want to want to want to ride niggas and shit you know I'm saying
Maya says she's flying to Florida next week to stream with your rage but really
to meet his dog Creed. What? Florida with rage?
Why is it so hard to not know like to know if I'm leaking? I don't care. Yes
Maya, Maya posted come this weekend. Maya has been set plan for the last
four months to come this weekend um the soul is going to be lit
and then right before that Jason and Ron were supposed to be covered and shit
I'm going Sunday. I'll be with Rage like this weekend, beginning of next week. Maya and your
Rage. I'm a figured out, don't worry. Doing stuff. Lots of stuff. I won't tell you everything
that we're doing. I will be meeting Creed though. I'm going to Florida to visit Creed.
I'll be with Rage like this weekend. Or beginning of next week.
Yo!
Maya and your Rage doing stuff.
Yo, yo, yo, that's not even what she said, gang. She said me and Creed, gang. Why even
need to pay this glaze on me? I got glaze everywhere, bro. Who's your Rage supporter?
Like is there any real raid supporters out there?
Cause I can't take the, you know what, Genie Poo is the real RG raid supporter right there.
Shout out Genie Poo Poo, Poo Bearer.
Appreciate them getting this game.
Appreciate them motherfucking getting this nigga.
No cap.
Oh my god, wait, wait.
I look like I want to play a game today chat.
Are you playing a new game today?
It's some fun shit though, apparently.
Gio told me about this game called Content Something.
What's it called, Gio? Content...
Cock? Wait, no. What's it called? What that motherfucker called?
Content King.
Yeah, he said it's fire.
They said Zoey only had voice acting and shit.
Is it cock?
Let's talk about it.
Is that Rosie and that bitch too?
The fuck is this?
And these YRG Twitter motherfuckers always build some bullshit.
I'm about to start banning motherfuckers.
What you about to-
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Good boy.
And these YRG Twitter motherfuckers always build some bullshit.
I'm about to start banning motherfuckers.
motherfuckers what you about I'm sorry I'm sorry good boy and he's why are you
Twitter motherfuckers always build some bullshit about a user 50201 put this in
my chat this is a common this is what a comic is user 5201 spamming that bitch
All he does is spend, look at this man.
A bot!
2022.
What the?
What the fuck?
Who burners that chat?
Who burners that?
Trailer to it?
to what? Oh, Contagane.
Thousand dollars.
Payton, why is there a ten thousand dollar charge on my credit card? Oh my god, did you buy a drawer?
It's for streaming. Told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.
Damn, it's Thanksgiving here. Welcome to stream again.
What the fuck is this? You need a view about cheap? I sell.
Oh, oh!
What?
Nobody disrespects on like TV.
Yes.
I am very smart.
Is that the beast room?
Like beast games.
I am very smart.
Don't say that.
What did you say, Dante?
You needed to be a little fast.
Well, that's not Dante.
Yo, this is a kick streamer fucking streamer.
What the fuck happened to that?
Yes, thanks in here.
Welcome to stream.
This is not Dante.
D-ont!
Oh my god, yeah, don't let them do this to you like that, bro
Don't let them do you like that
You need to do about cheap? I sell
I sell!
Nobody disrespects online TV
Yes, I am very smart
I don't know how to-
I am not special
Yo, we gon' make it to the top!
Dude, I got banned?
What?!
It's your only shot to make me huge.
Otherwise, your only option left is right-wing grifter.
BUSH!
Little shriek!
Hell no, I'm the president!
That's been meant to us!
See ya!
Zoi Zoi!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Rosie simply
Contents king chop we playing that motherfucker
Yo, we playing that motherfucker
We playing that motherfucker. No cap. We playing that bitch today game. You're gonna play that bitch today
You're gonna play that bitch today
You saved us for today
Yo, there's only so much dick dick rod I could take broke it the fuck out my fucking face pussy get my face
Stop. I don't care. I don't fucking care. Eat dick nigga. Eat dick eat dick eat dick eat dick eat the dick eat
Choking down the dick
제일ere
i thought you were the
his
what what they all
Why are you getting bangers?
Yo, quirky ad DJ bro
Come on yo, shut up stream.
Yo Jason.
Yo, Jason.
This nigga just stout on your ass boy.
Jason this nigga just freaked it on your ass shit.
Oh my God.
Yo, Jason.
This nigga just freaked it on your ass.
Two M's on you.
Yo bro that's that's why I go lie that's why Jayz got to get back.
Sibling down on the Eurydria had the same love, what?
Nah he's gonna do that.
What?
you
about that chat. What you doing if a nigga with no arms and legs kill you? What you doing?
What you gonna do?
Ah. Okay. Man, you be dead. I guess. Professional corner hole. Okay. Let's see how this thing
he does that
and what
can't even handcuff that nigga they got to put his ass in a collar or something
yo chill!
chill! knock her!
what you want, cut?
yeah, you go get some tree
I'm not living in a real life, I'm not living, I'm not, I'm not living in a real life.
What was that?
And his barber fucked him up.
Yo, yo, girl, your barber fucked you up.
I don't know what Barbara that was that nigga fuck you he don't fuck with you
Yo gang what
Huh
bro hell no these little niggas dude shot RIP my boy in the butt my my boy in the butt
had one arm and he was a fortnight demon gang you know what I'm saying he was his
nub my dog my dog was good at football that nub but someone would have said he was ambidextrous
No cap.
R.I.P in the box.
My love.
What the hell?
Oh my God.
Is this an agent song?
Oh my God.
I forgot.
I just want an ammo.
I'm giving my test of.
I just want an ammo.
I'm giving my test of.
Yeah.
Look at me.
People through the window
Rip it I wanted I run on the streets dollar or something baby. I get the cheese
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. If you said this to agent right
Oh, he probably murder everybody in the vicinity game. He would cringe so he probably punch you getting your shit
He's not playing this next to him. Like you came up to next to agent right now with the song playing
He probably punch you getting your shit game. He would realize get tight, bro
why somebody in the chat said this shit blow my heart how's it blowing your heart
how's it blowing your shit
China like don't have no handles, but I can be like in the park. I'm hitting my mom
Agent you twine for a game agent you twine for agent no cap that's when for a
Could you bring that's where that's where I do that's where I don't agent
No, great is busy. Yeah, he bring now your needs going to be fully restored
So you can hoop I honestly believe flight reacts can drop you off and max and Bruce and cash and Davis
See this one is to be chatting. I have one leg and I dropped off cash
I see bum ass nigga, and it's a bum. He's a crumbly. He's suckin
He's a fucking bum. Now one fucking leg. Here's the thing
I feel like I could go out drop it need be to go do all the shenanigans are still dick suck me
And once I came to that realization bro, and there's nothing I could do for your nicks and not get off my dick
Life is better
There's nothing I could do. There's nothing I could do to make y'all get on my dick. There's nothing
Jeannie poo
With the 25 gifted play it now. I'm patreon maybe if I take
I just want to know when niggas in Paris with Dys5 is happening and don't act stupid like you don't know what I'm talking about you ugly haitian
Eh what?
If, potentially, would, could, niggah the potential man of streaming
Yo, nobody said potentially retard
return nobody said it if I mean yo that's good and a mess Jason and it Jason and
it unofficial right whoa yeah yeah yo yo yo yo and a mess y'all just messed the
terrorism gang y'all just missed the terrorism overviews
Bro
What are y'all talking here no no no no no they're not welcome if that's what they're gonna fucking do Jeremy stop you saw this what's this
It was good NMS, WNMS in the chat, WNMS, bro chill though, I just went through an hour
and a half of fucking...
It was?
When was the last time you played a video game your age?
Huh?
Okay, what is Senna doing?
Why are you saying W Senna?
Did she just, did she type?
What she type?
She got braves, did you see?
Yo, bitch, you're a 45 month sub.
You're gonna hear the whole fucking stream.
Yes, you know, I seen nigga. You know, I fucking seen it and yo check and why the fuck you made it seem like yo
Yo, we're yo when I said that shit about why do you make it weird edit some sort of game
You understand somebody could quote some shit until time. I like yo these niggas is weird and now I see the fucking video
You understand that right?
There was niggas quoted it going viral on the tear
Cap.
What is this? What are we watching?
What's up Josh? I was in that rivals match two nights ago
Why we only have one healer that whole first round. Luckily me and you carried.
I dropped like 60 bruh. I don't know how we won bro one healer.
Damn you using that game, cunt?
Hold on cunt!
You're not more a fucker!
Yo, DD still be cookin', chat. DD still cooks.
You feel me? They nerf my doll, but...
Yo, chat, should we get some...
after contact cop or contact extra?
Whatever the fuck that game called today.
After we play that, bitch, we go on some rivals.
Ha ha ha ha.
When we playing the Gooner game on Patreon again...
We never played a Gooner... Yo, aim high.
Wait, what?
We didn't play the Gooner... No, we just clicked the Gooner game ad
to see if them shit is real, nigga. We ain't played a Gooner game.
now what is who is this when his niggas in Paris with dy s5 don't duck and act
mysterious like you don't know what I'm talking about oh my dear protect
Oh
Bruce Bruce you a crumb game no way hold on bro
No
Yeah, this nigga was just in my ear a fucker we can go to somebody busting niggas asses
Like what's it in niggas ass
Yes, I can beat you in one leg. Yes. Yes. Yes. I thought I was
Bruce Bum n***a drop y'all off gang.
This n***a suck!
Yeah bruh bruh.
Don't let that n***a scorn no more bruh. I don't know what that is. Don't let this n***a scorn no more bruh.
You in this game right now.
Don't y'all, I ain't gonna lie. I'll take it back.
This is a fucking PR post game
Get the fuck out by you
Now put take over on there fire. Nah, I showed a brick game
That's good travels. That's great travels.
That's not your body Bruce.
Oh, that's a baby. Yo, this sticker was a little bad. Okay. Yo, okay, nigga.
deep
Bro some of you playing for me to react in the bullshit
He was waiting for me to react to this shit game
Yeah, Bruce be a hundred. This is your first time beating these niggas in
This is your first WFC niggas facts
It's your first WFC niggas facts
This is the hottest you ever been
Be on it. It's a PR poll in propaganda poll
propaganda poll Nick
What they said
But that's like annoying bro, you don't not love Bruce
Well back
Bro, you couldn't buy a Deeker game?
He's ass, bro.
Bro, this nigga look like he trying to fight a nigga.
I'm not even gonna slay on a nigga.
Yo, I ain't gonna smile.
What do you do to your bros?
Bro, what do you do to your game?
You can say you can hang with me with this hoop shit, bro.
Look at your defensive stance.
He got, he got a flight reaction back.
What do you, what do you play to Deek?
He got a flight reaction back.
He playing to Deek and I flight react like he.
Just like, oh, chat nigga come up to you playing defense like this, what you doing?
Nigga ballin' nigga, tighten the matters fuck too now, nigga like this.
What you doing nigga, play defense like you like this, bruh?
You scorn, chat, you scorn be a honey, you scorn on this?
Be a honey.
You not scorn, chat y'all not scorn, y'all don't who?
Y'all not athletic, y'all get no bitches.
Up, you not going, you gonna swing on me nigga?
Bro
Now
Bro your homeboy too buff to be wearing his little sister shorts
Bro tell this nigga to change I literally can't watch this footage no more
But this nigga Bruce is ass. Let's see if he scores here at least he gonna squad go like he put the heater on I ain't gonna top
All right Bruce and stand out Jim bruh
Stain that June you love to see that shit
Tic-tac what the fuck it took time
I'm away. Oh, you got your favorite nigga back. Yo, you're a game. Yo, you are my worst mod ever, bro
You are the worst mod shut the fuck up with that shit stop talking like a grunt. What are you talking about?
stop
Stop talking like a grunt
You don't believe that nigga who works my day you care Kiki who works my day?
Who works my day?
I
Demacia is not a wait demacia's a mod
Go take the niggam on now
No, Demacia is not my game. Oh, you scared me chill
chill
Yo, am I tripping is that how safe for you on here? I'm tripping
Max was laughing at this
Wait, what is what do we don't mean?
My husband was killed
I see the smile coming already you look at this nigga bruh
He's brain-wronged
My husband was killed
How long ago was that yo yo she didn't even smile or no what is funny?
person bro cancel this dick of bruh
alrighty
how long ago was that?
that was like 10 years ago
and then I started back with my music
I can't watch, I'm not watching this shit
I can't clip play
are you fake crying?
NO NO NO
I'm a widow yo she did save that nigga she look he saved that
bro she look he saved that nigga W God save god kids would say a lot
I don't know what a way come on let's attack the bigger issue that's why I
don't know what a widow is game we attack the bigger issue sometimes
Dude, this just happened?
So, Speed was over here on WWE.
Y'all niggas is trowing my chat about Cena.
I have a proposition for you, how about you give Dan housing your password, I'll log
in, we can call the show, I show speed housing, and then we'll split the profits, it'll be
No, you think you're better than me, you think you're better than Dan Houshyn?
Tell me what, I have a new achievement for you.
You already know what it is?
What?
You are...
Hes...
What?
I feel like I'll be great on her.
Jack, what y'all gonna say when you see speed x-rays WWE showdown?
Come
Gotta have my motion for that shit though. So like not every swimmer could be on that shit
Now every similar could be on that shit you gotta have my motion man motion
I'ma wake up. Yo, Karen. Yeah, I just got on your ass about that. Yo, bro, stop playing
Let the fucking grunts and subs be done. I think that's where the fucking shit start
They see mods not being serious game
Why you talking like a fucking grunt?
Let a mod batch I'd like a grunt
He don't curse
What you mean curse?
What are you talking about this? Oh, I don't know what I can followers. Oh, she real YRG y'all
You don't know what the fuck what is being real YG even me you don't fucking know car
You
Y'all my insipid for real. What's this?
Do that she say as she say pull up to New York. I got your flight. I got your flight
Pull up pull up. Nobody will nobody will be with me. I will be mob
I will be by myself. No security wait y'all are known as the YG treatment
That's bad looks game you get that little yrg aura
I
Something don't fucking be five fucking clips you're me I
Never thought I'd see the day where a nigga can out gay down Dante bro
Your race game it actually might be gay
Wait don't say it's gay when did wait don't add gay allegations
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm saying, really?
I like spamming DELs.
I like that song made me rage.
He did?
Yo, yo, yo.
I don't know how I'll vibrate that little shit chill, bruh.
Let the nigga be the fucking vibe, nigga.
Yeah, yo, that song made me do that movement, nigga.
That is like
My walk my walk
Yeah, you see that predicted Tom
Okay
This is your
Bro
Joshua you don't know nothing about a of me, bro
Oh
I saw you say that shit game and one of your chat I taught I tell you I tell you you don't fuck with that weak-ass
Patch and you didn't know who the fuck I was talking about bro. That's all I needed to know again
You don't know about no a and b game
You got big hall coming through the old chat. Oh my god chat. Oh, no, we got a patreon today
We got a new patreon today. You might have to fit in the patreon today. I ain't gonna lie
Yeah, we got shit to talk about.
We got shit to talk about.
Clothes to look at.
No cap.
You're not gonna fit that.
I'm not gonna fit that.
No cap.
Daredevil, yo, chill, bro.
One piece is so good, though, bro.
I'm gonna try to watch one piece on Patreon,
but it's so fucking good right now, gang.
Oh my God.
That shit is peak.
Yo, please don't send me more
rage updates tweets, bro.
Is this, oh, is this a new one?
I
Know I didn't do a braze this is a sharp braze and clean braze
Don't ever see
Yo, she got your niggas in a chokehold, bro
No, I'm gonna wait till quotation marks nine not gonna lie chat. She paying quotation phrase. No, I'm waiting
It's tough. There's just tough braids. It's tough braids
So okay, so that's
Oh, hey, yeah, did I miss it
I said wait heart visibly came to a stop bitch. I was looking at the light
You can hear me say 62,000 stupid nigga. I said how many likes the fucking picture guy
Yo, she got your niggas in a chokehold, bro
Them's a good braids though. I heard your heart. It's a tough brain. It's a tough brain
Those is tough braids those is tough braids good braids though
When did I say not gonna let yo rate updates yo game?
That's why you fuck a high school fucking drop art
They've been in high school for past fucking five years and they could fuck finish high school bitch
Stop up eating split fucking high school nigga. We got your daily blood nigga fuck
listen
WP and what there's nothing pending
All right, hold on updates chill chill though
We don't gotta go to work because this nigga got to he be going to create your chill
We don't we don't got no beef on our bro
We gonna talk after stream bro, cuz we gonna talk about what type of time you been on, bro
Too many niggas before was kind of funny, ha ha, you were terrorist but everybody's a terrorist now
Now it's not cool if you were terrorist, bro
We gonna have a conversation, we gonna talk, okay, back, we gonna talk, bro
We gonna need to be beefing no more, bro
You cool while I'm cold, bro, let's chill with that shit
We could use that paid for good PR and shit
Instead you posting a fucking center propaganda about nigga
Come on, bro
Let do it
Let do it, bro
Me and you, we could create something special, bro
We'd be the transient for real.
My PR would be immaculate with you on my side.
Think about it.
Imagine the PR would, you're a jammet,
having a good updates page,
they actually be updating shit.
It's getting me.
Yeah, well,
yeah.
Oh.
It's getting me.
Yeah.
A job, of course.
job, job.
job.
Okay?
You make me.
Hey big brother, come here.
You know how you can talk about it.
You can talk.
You can go, what?
Stop!
Why do you have glasses on, bro?
Yes, you clean.
You don't need to clean.
There's nothing to be clean.
Why do you have an accent?
I think you're from that, why do you have an accent?
They don't need clean, it's clean.
Zoom out, you fucked my camera.
Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it.
Jesus Christ!
What? What? What?
You want a tip? You want a tip?
I'll give you some tips. You want a tip?
You want a tip, bro?
No!
Y'all got a tip?
No!
Mike, you want a tip, bro?
Come on, bro!
I-I'm gonna bet for a shield, my pants are gonna fall.
Dammit.
Bruh!
Get the fuck out!
Where you at?
Why are you hooking your butt?
Come on, I don't want to be trouble, bro.
You know how to take his butt?
Yo, these niggas is a gang, they're not, Chris, you're not, is he live?
Chad, is he live?
Why is he still here?
People still have him left.
He's not, so I don't get it, I don't understand what's happening.
What is happening?
I'm calling this maybe.
You a L-fine. Yo!
What do you want to give to him?
Do you think you're gay?
Come here. I'm hanging up.
I don't get it, bro. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I thought he was a big normal.
Why is he still acting like that?
Bruce was right here.
Can I do my reaction check?
reactions. Can we get into some fucking reactions again? Chad, what do you want to see me and
Jason do when he pull up? What are some good final things that you need to see us do 100%?
Reactions. What?
Chris, I'm not even gonna yell. What are you talking about?
Just answer the phone, ask for a tip.
Where you at? Where you at right now?
Are you in the courtyard? In the living room? Where you at, bro?
Doing the eye gap off.
DNA tests.
I mean...
Chris come in the room I got a piss bro come talk to these niggas before I find man I got
a pee.
Hurry up.
Like you trippin bruh bruh all of the amp left yesterday.
Then who the fuck was just in the room right now speaking in that accent bruh.
He stopped playing with me.
He can't, he's an ATL.
Jack, you remember the donation with the cleaner that's coming in and all that?
Some of you if you remember, yes you remember.
You don't have us at the end of that when they done cleaning, right?
You have to pee.
You pee?
Yes, I have to pee. Come.
You pee?
Yes, I have to pee.
You pee?
Yes, I have to pee. Come. Sit. Sheet out.
You pee right now?
Yes, I'm about to go pee.
You pee?
I'll go.
I'll go with you.
You pee?
Yes, I pee. I pee.
Go pee. You pee.
If you pee, then pee.
Okay, I'm pissed.
Top of the day, you're doing it.
We did this bitch, Aito.
Today we got fucking 10 reactions.
You already know what the fucking vibe is.
Today we're going clean.
Let's see, let's see, let's see what's going on.
Let's see what's up in this bitch.
Let's see what's up on YouTube.
Let's see, let's see what we got in this bitch.
What we watching, what we watching?
We'll be watching the day, whatever, whatever you want.
Bring it, bring it to me.
We're reacting, let's go.
Nigga W reacts, let's go.
Let's go, let's do it, let's do it, my nigga.
We'll be watching, we'll be watching, we'll be watching.
We'll be watching, we'll be watching.
We'll be watching the day.
We'll be watching, we'll be watching, my nigga.
Come on, come on.
Today, today we're vibing out.
What's going on Creed?
Ha ha ha, what's going on man?
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, bring it in, bring it in, bud, bring it in, bud.
So basically, I wanted to continue our conversation yesterday.
So who do you feel like is MVP?
Like yesterday, yesterday you walked away when I said SGA,
but when I said Luca, you seem more interested.
But how about Wendy?
How do you feel about Wendy?
How do you feel about Wendy, bro?
Wendy?
Wendy.
Oh, you wobbly as hell.
That's anything?
Ha ha ha ha.
Alright, alright, alright,
alright, let's go.
Let's go, what else, what else we got?
Alright, what we watching?
What we watching? Tim reacts, Tim reacts, Tim reacts.
Tim reacts. Let's go!
What we watching, my nigga?
What we watching? What we watching?
Nah, this is interesting. What's this one?
What's this one? What's this one right here? What's this?
Oh, shit.
Oh, now this is getting hard.
Yo, what song is this?
No, this shit is fucking tough.
No, what fucking shit is this?
This song is hard as shit.
Diiiick!
You have the same shit for the last 10 minutes, man.
EP? EP?
He just peed?
Why did you just switch?
I thought it was top of your n**a normal.
That's right, that he did pee?
Created my tripping?
Am I tripping?
Am I tripping, Creed?
Am I tripping?
Created my tripping?
I don't have my tripping and I don't f**king do it again!
What do you mean, I don't f**king do it again!
Get the fuck out! Get up! Get up! Let's go!
Okay, Creed. Creed, you... Creed?
Alright, Creed. Okay. Alright, money.
Let's go to my Creed.
Go, Creed.
I can't look like fucking a prick, I can't!
No no no no no, no no no no, what you, no no no no no.
W chris on the chat bro. Oh my god
They'll be fucking Chris
W Chris
There we got that he tweeted it. Oh my god. I hate this would have been a bad day to tweet
Genie put that for the 25 years
Did I get bored again of the same old
Haha, I didn't tweet. Oh my god. It's really. Oh my god. I like you didn't know they're gonna treat cuz I am high school
Ah, I didn't treat that you know look y'all are the same like y'all don't get tired my nigga
for your old for your hype and brother they put this money get the rich and
the goddamn the disturbing world how the fuck this guy here bro was this year
the whole time the Chris sources always complaining just react what was
see about to react to all right chat or any of these react worthy right here the
craziest bank robbery of all time the disturbing world of look smat thing
discord messages that led to prison time Bank robbery just get on the game
Wait, is that game good, bro?
I like all these, so you choose this core.
Chat my chest is twitching.
What does that mean?
Chat my pictorial is twitching.
What?
No.
Oh, Phantom.
What's up, Rage?
What's up, brother?
So what happened there, three days ago?
What happened three days ago?
I
Fucked up. I wasn't here. I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't another state
Call him back why he hang up
You got no excuse.
That's why you hung up, cuz he's like, oh, you had nothing to say.
That was cool, man.
If that's how you feel, bro, if that's how you feel, bro, then cool, bro.
You get what I'm saying?
I'm getting cool, bro.
That's what you want. That's what you want. That's how you...
Hey, now we know your character.
Now we know your character, nigga.
Now we know your character, nigga!
I wasn't here!
Oh my God, let me just see me.
I wasn't here!
Oh my God, let me just see.
No, bro.
I'm not here.
I'm here.
Nah, bro. Nah, bro. Nah, bro.
Then answer the phone!
Answer the phone!
You're getting kicked from the next A&P shoot.
What you doing in my chat?
What the fuck did I do?
Listen, I was waiting for you for the ANP video, you told me, I'm too tired.
No, that's all I said.
I'm in San Antonio and I'm flying and I haven't slept since my last stream, so I'm
gonna go home, get some sleep.
I woke up at 5, I texted you, you didn't answer, I called Marcus and Marcus was like
yo, they already started the video game but you could just pull up.
But y'all left.
You left you left
Chat I was with you chat. I didn't sleep I got home got two three hours of sleep look up at five
Tested phantom. I
Still plug to the shoe he didn't answer I faced some agent and Marcus Marcus like yo game
I go I already started the last video
I'm like fuck gang and we recorded the videos the day before my yo I wasn't here
Like yeah, it's okay. This is the last video we don't we do it at the day though
And like by the time he gave it to be done, but we could chill though and then he left
So you
Hell hunger.
And then he told me to sleep.
He said go take a quick nap. I took a nap and he...
I was set up, bro.
I was set up, dude.
I guess three hours is enough? I had to sleep since fucking Thursday. It's Saturday.
Piece of shit. Alright, you ain't about to get tired of me for fucking sleeping for
three hours and two days. You ain't about to get bad at me, nigga. Fuck.
Probably the craziest and the dumbest. Fuck.
You're not hungry no more.
You missed three videos, gay?
I wasn't here in Florida for the first two!
I was on a stream with Dante!
So you missed it.
Sub only, sub only, sub only, sub only, sub only, sub only, sub only.
Hopefully the 300 gift it helps you feel better babe.
Oh, the Genie fool.
You ain't crazy to- oh.
You ain't crazy today Genie.
You ain't crazy.
I thank you for the 300 gift it.
Thank you for the 300.
Wait, are you rich motherfucker?
I got 300 in the job on the streamer.
W Genie in the chat.
W Queen Genie.
W Queen Genie in the chat.
W Queen Genie.
Can I get a band?
Shut your broke-ass up, boy.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Shut, so you could just,
we could just go in the,
we could just go in the game?
Y'all cool?
You cool we just go in the game?
We just go in the game.
That's what y'all want.
It's great to it
Ask rid then game
Wait, let me get bro. I go live. What what asked it?
And we're not watching this right?
No reacts first bro. Y'all said the vids were trash and look at the business trash
I'm cool. Oh, and let's watch that could have been we are we are
Down on could have been but I don't know a lot of y'all don't care for me to watch could have been right now
Do those that
No moose side reacts y'all are cool y'all are cool off the moose side reacts one hour
rock out leave the fuck is this
We're no strangers to love You know the rules, and so do I
I told commitments, but I picked it up You won't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
And thank you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching now
You're just shy to say it
Thank you so much for always been
I
Look mad 16 this camera right now, I don't lie
What the fuck did you type in my chat, man?
Why'd you send me this shit?
And then he thinkin' about you, bro, and I go, I ain't just talkin' about you a little
bit.
Now I'm not in the line, bro, I'm not keepin' a buck, I look here and I'm talkin' about
you, bro.
So how long are you in- how long-
I think people's waitin' for you, bro.
It was waitin' for you at that street, my nigga.
Nobody was fuckin' waitin' for you, the nigga just lied, he just lied to you.
Nobody's fuckin' waitin' for me.
I have a question though. How long you and Diana been dating?
How long you and...
Yo.
Wait, what she say date? What she say date?
Oh, I don't...
300 subs, she randomly spawned and dropped it 300 subs.
I think she...
She W-Chatter since she's a six month sub. That's a six month sub right there.
I know it bro, I already know it bro.
That's a six month sub right there again.
Nigga nigga play that shit for me too nigga
God chill chill maybe I'm take maybe I'm patreon maybe I'm patreon game. I'm out of here shut the fuck up
My job he's doing this with no like y'all can't even see the nigga game he was doing that shit
Yeah
Yo come for what
Yo get off my phone bro
Fucking loser was bored. All right, bro. Wait, Caleb. Caleb. What you typed?
Caleb what the hell you typed? Oh, I got it. I already got a game downloaded content. Yeah
Let's do this shit. Yeah
Let's play them all fucker content King
Chat what y'all ate today?
Which I think it's a kid worship my camera go
Pussy chicken Alfredo, oh
That shit sound like
Some good ass food
any day now
ass video
wait so you don't want the ass video
ay yo fit
yeah what is this fit
chat i'm hungry
Chris get me some food
look at this nigga creed on my couch gang
look at Marcus and me
Look at this broad-ass man on my fucking couch gang, like you pay some fucking bills.
Big-ass fat-head-ass nigga, he's chillin, he need to get up and do something.
What did he just say to me?
What did he say?
You can't press someone if I don't know what he said, pussy.
That's how that works, yeah.
What is he doing?
This is the Ramley ship.
Wait, I'll skip it.
This ship's loud!
I want you to sit down.
This moment is incredible.
But I wish my stream could see it.
Wait, stop it!
This moment is amazing.
But I wish our stream could see it.
I'll see it.
Yo!
This moment is crazy,
but I wish my stream could see it.
Hey, what up, folks?
What if you could capture every moment live on stream?
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I was louder I know every moment is an opportunity every moment is an opportunity yo this is crazy
Yo imagine that's real fucking drone as it follows you around
Hashtag Israel ad yo chill. No, hey, hello, hello
Well my shit is frozen
Oh
Get my settings
Order should be arriving today. Think about a chapter next massive streamer
Viewers, I mean
That's all playboy
Please?
The chat's not gonna swap money into it.
Are you dumb?
Heh heh.
Wait, what?
Kaden, Brent, Lee's chat.
Yo, we got no motion.
Can I tap in my own chat?
I'll do a gangsta shit?
Yo, what?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let's go to the settings.
Recent donation.
Wait, what?
Chat, it faked tough fuck.
Crazy, crazy fuck.
Okay, you're now live welcome to your life as a streamer.
Whoa, chat we're becoming streamers and shit.
Difficulty hard we can't say we have to beat this world first before we get to it hard.
It's your mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks of the streamer world go find some content.
Yo gang, I ain't gonna lie.
We are gonna chat. Do I got aura?
I
Hate this nigga yeah, how I choose a different nigga. I don't want to be this fucking do we Katie I
Don't want to be this this dude
To my god aura no you ain't got no oral bitch
Bro, what is it? What is it?
Come down here now!
Bro, are we gonna be live during everything?
Is there anyone goonin' right now?
I ain't go live, they got it on point.
They got the voice lines on point.
Whoever directed this motherfucker, you're a genius.
Genius you got the voice lines on point no cap
Whoa, I can just hop on a skateboard for mobility. All right
Do I got drip though? Like I gotta have some fucking swag though. Cut like
KSI versus KYS
They said base this is a kick shimmer game
Things that base who says based the y'all niggas use the words based or is that just some white boy shit?
I see a nigga say base. I know you will fucking lose again. I'm sorry, but unless the niggas are trolling with it
I think it's sometimes troll with it
KUIS versus Logan Blake, okay?
My sensitivity
Okay, now they gonna start saying base bro, come on lead that shit to the Poggers, bro
Where's my sensitivity settings a developer I need my sentence
Yeah.
My mom coming, I'm trying to get some content.
Chat, clip this shit.
Clip what?
Me jumping?
Yo, yo, chat.
You wanna see me jump?
Wait, this should give me some viewers.
Sam won't jump from here to the bottom of the set.
Wait, I go live?
We might should do no face cam for this bit.
I'm braiding, nigga.
If I got to do no face cam for this bitch,
I ain't gonna lie.
No cap.
Hold on, let's see how it look.
Let's see how it look.
If y'all, if it's weird though,
it's like, all right, nigga, bring the face cam back.
Let me know.
Chad, Sam won't jump from here to the bottom right now.
Sam won't.
Say how many viewers should just get me shit is that could be clips
What's my mom bitchin about
Look look chat watch watches. I'm a skateboard off this bitch in my crib
Anybody clip that chat is the stream scuffed
Gigi we're lagging we're fucking lagging. Okay. I'm trying to save us some bread
So for a gambling and viewbot fund so we get the view box in this bitch
It puts it as the top of the leaderboards and baby we get like five real subscribers, baby
What's the gangsta shit?
You're Caden why is there a ten thousand dollar charge on my credit card? Oh my god. Did you buy it?
I'm trying to change my fucking dreams mama. You're on my dick
It's for streaming. I told you already. I'm gonna be a streamer
Mama he almost said
Cated you know, I don't understand whenever you talk about this streaming thing
Bro, okay, so this is mama. There's this streamer. He's goaded. I'm trying to be like him one day
He's so cool and strong. He has mad aura. He gets mad huzz, but he's asexual though
So like he doesn't get huzz. He just sticks to himself on some cool shit
His name is Joshua aka Eurydh Gaming aka Eurydh this community is named YRG and I am loyal
in the YRG community and I'm going to become the biggest YRG streamer ever.
Have you started your college applications yet?
Duh.
Yes.
Get off my day about it.
Hey, hey old bubble!
Bubble, get off my say!
Making sure you don't want to miss the deadline
FAU Harvard why you care so hard for you went to college and you don't make shit
Oh, oh, five times your salary base your age. He makes mad bread
$100 a month is a lot compared to your little broke-ass. Let's have some pussy. It's a mama. Oh, yeah, they got over for you
Oh, they just mean Caden
Fuck I ain't cap it mom everything we have is cuz the dad's money hold on don't talk to mama like that though
Wait, okay. Hold on. Hold on. That's the way I feel bad
Wait, I feel bad if you weren't so broke, maybe he would have stayed when I was born
I go like he cook on his shit
Why he cook on shit like that
I think you should apologize.
I'm gonna apologize.
We're on camera.
If I don't apologize, I'm gonna look crazy.
I'm gonna get hate-farmed.
I...my bad.
What?!
Wait!
I didn't even have a seat!
What?!
You just lost a viewer.
Your dialogue choices throughout the game can't simply reward you with viewers or punish
you lost their uh choose carefully wait so I gotta actually have to be like a
degenerate one of them degenerate niggas bro and actually farm bad clips for
viewers gg bro is that drone recording us to turn it off this is my life now mom
so is your life too nope this is my life now I'm gonna stream everything oh
my god they fit a make documentary on god we're saying the same shit bro
Genie people that your weekend after this is streamer shit. I said this is my life now. I think he said this is my life now
Yo, genie poof day for the 25 give me
Not now cating I'm paying the bills with what money broke II so fucking broke
Wait, this could be a good fucking clip put like a octopus in there and watch you eat the fish or something or maybe I
I piss in it. What if I piss in it?
What if I what if I pee what if I pee in it?
Let's go outside I can't go outside
Okay
Find content around the house. Okay
Okay, what can we do? What can we do around the crib to make some fucking content?
Any of these doors open? No
okay let's try the stair method again that's what I do wait it's my room
anything with the pizza I can't interact with the pizza okay let's do it
without the skateboard let's just jump us
okay maybe something in the kitchen there's a cut in it cooking stream chat
What's your body we?
Yeah, it's a question. That's your body count. I'll let me go do a cookie stream
But before that, hello, we got to get a sick clip off the fucking stairs, buddy
Come on, I was sick or from the top ropes chat
How's that boo fight your mom you can't look in Brad zero bitch not now kating I'm paying
the bills how many content you're not you're born content let's cook a stream first social
media where you're gonna cook what first social media where I gotta click it
once okay cuz the flame me that's it we're gonna cook some flame minion the
What the hell was that? I'm a drooler!
Oh my god, we're putting it in. What the?
Good stuff. We're going to put it in a microwave.
This is the best way to make some filet mignon.
Trust me, I'm a fucking chef.
Ooh, Mom, you trying to taste us that shit?
Hey viewer, you like that shit?
Hey, we got one viewer.
How I feed it to my mother.
Mom, eatin' this steak.
Not now, Caden. I'm paying the bills.
Fuck.
Alright, let's get some more content.
What if I smash this TV?
Your chat, shall we gamble?
Yeah, I got no fucking money to game. I'm fucking brokeie
Stream the Paul Blake and KYS, but I'm gonna get banned
I'll do it on kick fuck it
They won't catch me this lag bro. Yo, it's guys in apps. Make sure you get my reaction and shit. Oh
It's recorded by reaction. Oh, boy
Oh, boy
Okay, babe, how we do is we got we got we got to
Drink the water with a fork your mods make sure you're clipping stuff for my slip-slop channel
GG bro
First social video what you're gonna do. Okay, babe us us
Getting here about to treat this whole fishing with a fork
Okay, I'm a drooler, bro
What the?
Oh, this gonna go viral.
Anonymous, it'll be $1.
That content was so 2020, bro.
Step it up and eat that motherfuckin' f-
What?!
What you mean, eat that motherfuckin' cheese for-
I know this whole thing's pre-recorded, right?
For two niggas, though, this is not pre-recorded.
It's not pre-recorded. We're alive.
I was lying.
Hey, drone, what? Can't be being my shit?
hold on let me go to the bathroom
yo chat chat what if i just got to the bed and started beating my shit
would you would you click off or would you would you go with me
would you would you click off or go with me
okay we're gonna go eat the fish for two viewers
Yo.
Yo!
Oh my God.
Oh, we're gonna be a demon.
We're gonna be a demon, bro.
We're gonna be Rekai mixed with Jack Dorothee
mixed with a, look at the variance we're going for.
Ain't a fish, it's still nobody watching.
This should look you sad, bro.
Pack it up.
What the fuck you just got your first toxic donation in chat message
Tuxas donation and messages will rage bit you and decrease your sanity. Oh my god
That is actually so real. Oh my god. Yo! They got a sanity meter gang! That's crazy!
Y'all niggas actually be making niggas go insane. Y'all got too much power. Y'all can
raise niggas cortisol levels just by clicking buttons and shit. Chat type one if... if
What bitch?
I forgot.
Low sendee will trigger adverse effects to that altered gameplay.
Okay, how do I keep it-
That's what mods are for.
You can add moderators to your channel and deal with toxic bad.
This is NPC dialogue spam.
What?
Okay, four viewers.
Let's get a mod.
Hey, the fish is still nobody.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Z's do something already, bro. What your mom going on about? It should be bitching, bro
Let's get some mods, bro
How am I chat how am I?
Chat how am I?
Let's go about PC maybe
Go to our desk
Because I want to sponsor me yo drone drone
I don't think I could moderate my mods on the drone. So we're gonna go to the desktop
We're gonna do quick desktop stream. All right, but you know the best that's actually involved time
Fuck your rage. So we should be good at these things
You're gonna fucking desktop
But first I should add auto mod. I signed up to three monster and moderators slot
Bitch, I don't got no mods
Okay, we're gonna add auto mod
Okay, that's the only mod I got right now. We got we need some lollies in here to start modding though chat
This content ain't free. You know that right keep donating. Yeah, so I'm dropping some fucking bread you broke-ass niggas
Hey, oh, hey, oh chat. You're gonna watch me phone niggas do some tight donate or some
God damn it. Come on though. I'm gonna go to sleep
I
Drone
Chill when I sleep. Yeah, no, you don't know what we are. I'll get tight lazy. I sleep with on you
Cannot be for real broke. Go outside
Fuck chat keep a tab open for your boy
Yeah, keep me tabs or something. I don't want my view kind of that. I still got phone
Nick is in here?
Wait that's just my peak viewers. Why do I got why why them full of niggas still here after I slept? I ain't doing nothing
I got
Fuck
Yo, get your nerd ass up my face. Where have you been all week? I've been messaging you on Discord
Now I'm in game bitches nigga. I'm streaming now
Dude, no fucking way. Is that the new string drone? You bought one?
No, no, I bought your sister's OF. Yes, you dumb ass. That's the new streaming drone
I rebranded my channel too. It's Kaden Bentley now. Yeah, it's fucking Kaden Bentley
Dude ain't no way you got the full government name. You're gonna get Docs man. Open the stream just now
Let's see what you got. I'll make you a mod. Dude, you're a fucking dead streamer
How much did you spend for that drone? No one's even watching you
fuck you bro my stream was just having connection issues and shit that isn't my
real viewer count I'm not a fucking dead streamer
get back to my stream I just lost two viewers hey that's cap bro but I'm still
rooting for you you gotta have at least a hundred viewers if we're gonna
to smash any hoods at Twinscon this weekend.
Kaden Ross would kick your ass easy by the- this is Kaden Ross!
Yeah, Audemars, Lockheed and Fraggetite.
I bet, dude.
I've been looking forward to the Con all year.
I'ma hit 100 easy, then we'll head out.
Sound good?
Yeah man, come back with you to Hondo, and we can take my dad's whip.
I'll wait here.
The fuck?
A hunnit?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? I gotta switch chair, shat my back.
Old bitch, alright?
Talked to... I thought it was Kate and Ross.
I'm about a mug on these other boring ass streamers, bro. How the fuck are you skating through the grass? We're the ass nigga
All right, hold on. I'm about to go mod you game cuz my sanity is getting depleted. I need you my mom
I feel like you're running you fuck with kid for her
Huh? Yo, yo, we need some mod applications bro. Can't put in a mod out
Get a peek of a hundred all right, so what can we do to get a hundred viewers real quick?
I'm gonna talk to my mom, maybe she'll give me some ideas.
I could-
I'm gonna find some content.
Crash the car, but try to steal her keys.
Not now, Cating.
I-I'm paying the bills.
You've been paying the bills all goddamn day, whore!
I'm sorry.
I-I said it for the clip.
I said it for the clip.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
I said it for the clip.
Are you out of your flipid mind?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mama.
I'm sorry.
I said it for the clip.
some fucking content what the fuck away loser what the fuck it's fucking geezer
sneak up on him do I have any stream snipers no you don't have any stream
snipers yo you're fucking chopped in let's see about that yo what's good Mr.
Connolly
Lower the mod strictness
Wait, what wait, what do you just say to me? What do you just say to me?
Why why I lose viewers? What are you doing here? Caden? Shouldn't you be in school?
That summer break
Content creator and he can't wear my info
You're looking for what? I don't understand what you're saying, Caden.
Bro, I'm screaming, hold on, I'm gonna go-
I'm an influencer trying to find the most clippable content from my sub-a-thon,
like risen-up huzz, guunible content, or full-mo-ker-can-uin-ly brain-wrong, you know?
Yo, chill! Okay, I'ma check my dough-nose, goddammit.
Young Jeff, give it up, aunt. You can't hit a hundred viewers.
This is co-worker content bro. Yo gang nobody with four viewers gets this many dough knows
Why they giving me money
Just go off line, bro, you never have Kaden Ross's or okay
What did this don't say?
lazy ass
What the hell are you saying, Caden?
Is there anything going on around the neighborhood?
Yeah, my wife, she's going around real good.
Oh, you were a smut.
Oh, I'm recording.
She told me she ain't stopping.
That's good drama, that's good drama, Caden.
That's good drama.
Yo, is she down for a collab?
I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content, too.
What the fuck?
Just all that nigga Kaden Ross, okay, okay, I get it. Yo
If this all that thing don't come and beat my ass bro Jesus Christ Kaden, that's inappropriate
Also, yeah, remember you can't be saying she'll remember chat remember we are a Raki
neon
Jack Dority
Clevicular
Fucking combination you try we're doing everything you're doing everything we got to do the fucking make it to the top nigga
So fuck you geezer. Hey if I'm 17 she's 17. You know I'm saying
You kids these days are sick, but not as sick as her
Worst part is I can't do anything about it. She said if I tried to divorce her
She just take the house of my money. That's how it works nowadays
Dude, that's what I've been hearing too, man. I've been watching videos about female prick
Yeah, oh yeah
Look another easy way to get viewers to say woman fucking suck and the reason why you're broken up and get no bitches
Because the woman is their fault. Oh my god
I'm posting shit on a kid telling you to farm a bunch of fucking losers. Oh my god
You have viewers by tomorrow. You have viewers by tomorrow. I promise you in cell farmed gang
It'd be niggas that's not even in cells in cell phone because they know the niggas is retards
They're just giving money. Yeah, this is in cell phone. They got it better than us for real. I
Need some proof first that she's cheating if I'm gonna come out on top in a divorce
I don't got any currently. I got you game. We love that drama. I'm gonna catch that bitch get fuck
And and it probably black dude black did to your wife, but I'll find her if you can tell me where she is
My new streaming drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed in 4k
What are we playing I don't know where the fuck she's at though. I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our window
I just know it's someone in this neighborhood. Yo, we're gonna get back. Can I get banned in this bitch?
Somebody in this neighborhood that doesn't someone in this name of bed
You could go look through some mailboxes for clues. She used to send me love letters back when she left me
I'm trying to see some chats how I turn on my moderation settings
remove auto mod now I need my sanity cut chat tell streamers to raid me wait how do I make
it like more harsh it's hella strict I mean less harsh it's auto need good dent
wait what do you think is the best stats to hatch at helpfulness damage control
or strictness will be the best we need a geolast mod a kyera a smart chat in my
goaded
check my goaded you getting your monsters you play all right we got to
find his niggas wife getting fucked yo sup dude you still dead streamer have
you climbed to the iron you gotta break at least a hondo if we're gonna get any
pussy at twinge con no I was wondering if you knew what I fucking own nigga
bitches can't fuck that but I'm gonna I could just check myself oh wanna see a
trick oh chat to keep a tab open for me chat watch you shit watch watch oh my
I gotta be a viewer
Wait hold on
Come on someone clip that
Are you really falling off in real yo? Yeah? Yeah? Why nobody clipping anything?
fuck it let's go so am I getting view-botted the hell is that
I can't a racially profile you gang Native America what is this who's what
What is this motherfucker?
What that is?
So I'm not even just made a video about that.
Red has brought me McDonald's, should I say thank you?
Or is he trying to kill me?
He just made a video about this shit.
What you trying to put into my body game?
You don't look the same shit.
You look the same shit.
Thank you.
How you gonna eat this shit, Shaq?
You know what I'm saying?
I love my body.
Why not?
Why I gonna eat that shit?
I can't do it.
I don't need it healthy.
I don't need it healthy and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me down on shit bad for you, boy.
How do you have that money?
cows in the fucking world fake fake meat and shit
They be using fake fucking meat in a fucking fool nigga, that's not real chicken
That's not real chicken like imagine a fucking McDonald's meat chicken. That's not real chicken in in in in in the sandwich
nigga
People tell not real
That's it. You're not like you
No, but yeah, don't even know I think I'm good for you, bro
That is not good for you, bro
production don't change my fucking camera nigga. I swear
Turn up me
Don't trust none of my shit
All right, all right, I'm losing my sanity
I'm turning my throat.
Oh.
Ah.
No.
Oh
Yo, Genie
Genie
Ain't shitting on me like on me like this, buddy
Fuck Kaden Brawley
Why are you live like this your little old cow here? We gotta get right
Jeannie, hold on. They found my shit. Let me lock in
Thank you, Jeannie Winnie. W's in the top for Jeannie. What'd you say?
Dress your chat
Bro, are you deaf? I can make you famous, but you're missing out on a huge
opportunity
Facts what means that you listen to when a bum ass a department. I can't racially profile. I just think of Mexican
What is it this thing is?
or melisraelian, approving, or Native American, or Samoan, Indian.
Leave me alone.
What the fuck? Yo, do you know what a fucking topic is a big fucking brain, nigga? Fuck, I'm incated.
It's just a question, relax, bruh.
No, that's the song name.
Oh
What's your body count?
What dude, I'm just trying to take a walk my headphones back on yeah
Didn't you hear me earlier? You're a lot. Yeah. It's not the blow to fuck up 500 viewers watching
Yo, these moderator effects is cooking me game
wait really I'm gonna pull up your stream hold on just wait here yeah follow me
to game yeah plus one yeah we got seven views in this hole hold on the online
you don't know is though game you know your entire challenge is bots right
there's nobody talking in the chat you ain't got motion like Kate and Ross
does there's like 50 clones of you on click give up bro
Kaden Robert Brentley 3-7 since Kramer stupid ass haircut you look a chop
chud NPC Kaden Ross mobs you there's like you okay I got the lotion and
tissues ready let's find his wife okay we're gonna find his life I'm a fucking
I'm gonna do that shit.
I'm not gonna get in fire by fucking beat all the fucking beat off of the driveway.
Hold on.
What's that sound?
Oh my god.
Yo, any twin staffing chat right now?
Oh my god.
What should I do?
What the fuck is that?
someone here fucked
what is that
look at that
are you here crying
yeah nothing to do, long as shit
people are crushing crime
Rosie
leave your bro with the crack
yeah baby
you little freaky ass nigga
you're not ready to run get it digger
Oh my god, Rosie, honey
What the fuck was that
To lose with you nearby I just realized I can't see my facial reaction. Yo, I'm oh my god
I haven't I haven't done this no face cam shit a long time, bro
I
Be like open in my mouth. I forgot y'all can't see me
I
Mean this big kimchi. I don't fucking content God
Yeah, you are kid Braden
Kidding wait
It's good we get some W's in the chat should we open his dough chat and chat she opened
his dough ruin the vibe yo pull up turn it off on really silly really silly offer on
I want to know what we're going for
OMG, bro
Wait, what you doing?
You a market sign up
How late you gonna be out chat type one if I don't know just type one
How long you gonna be out?
Fuck, I'm gonna laugh like three out of one's game.
Yo, stay outside, stay outside, don't go in.
Don't go inside, don't go inside.
All right, Chad, we gotta break it in to the house, bro.
Oh, my.
Oh, wait, what do I gotta do?
Oh, oh, oh, successful.
Shh, we're sneaking in.
You about to sneak into this niggas house. I think he's fucking our neighbor's wife, bro
Wait, what happened? Looks like you've got a one-man
Show going on salute from Romania was good. What's the strategy for stripping to no one? Yo chill, bro
This wogito net is it? Whoa? Whoa?
What the fuck?
Alright close it, close it.
Hey! What are you seeing, huh?
How did you get in here? Come here!
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, chat.
Oh my god, we're running.
Don't touch me, Pito. You're on stream.
You fucking pedophile!
You're eating a pedophile chat!
You see it, look at his face!
You fucking pedi- you look like a Pito.
You're a fucking pedophile.
Oh, get the fuck out of here, kid, before you regret it.
Okay.
So we got cock.
We got a cock.
We got your cock, chat.
Holy fuck.
Genie Pooh.
You know, honey.
Yo gang.
Thank you for the big 25.
You're sliding me out.
You dead, sliding me out.
W's and itches.
Let me get a 10 on screen W for Genie Pooh.
I'ma ring the doorbell and I'll run around the back.
Watch this.
Let's-
Don't watch your girls go cookies
and I don't wanna hear about Jesus.
Go away.
All right, I see no gloves there.
Now we're here.
I'm gonna sneak it in this fucking house.
Ugh!
Oh my God.
Chat, you guys still awake?
Fuck off.
You people are fucking address me.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Chatboard in this nigga's house.
We are in, I just got fucking dogs.
What the hell was that sound?
Drop.
Oh my god.
Do.
Yo, yo, what do I do?
Check gay daughter or thought son.
What should I use tonight?
The power saw or the drill?
What?
Check the fuck up.
Do that to run past him.
Get out of my face.
How the fuck do you keep getting in here?
Get out!
Fuck!
If I catch you snooping around my house, you're gonna rip my bed bitch chat am I alpha
That's a challenge
How you crouch
See, I can't, no, see he's not crouching, it's not see.
Oh, but, there's no crouch, there's a weapon, there's no fucking crouch, you retards!
What?
Scroll, I'm scrolling!
I scroll now!
I FUCKIN' SCROWLED!
Niggas be talkin' like they had chess to fuck off!
How the fuck do you keep getting in here? Get out!
Okay.
Chad, we gotta find a way to stay in this career, bro.
What do we do? What do we do?
what if I catch you snooping around my house you're gonna regret it fuck how the
fuck you get out your genie pool no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no what is yo how many
gift is is that
fucking content God
Gigi Gigi what do you think I should do I'm going
how the fuck are you getting in here one more time chat
one more time chat your viewer count is a real eye opener
what's it like talking to no one yo Rosie get out my dick nigga
What the fuck is that?
What is this?
What the?
What the fuck?
Record this shit!
Clip this shit!
Oh!
What the?
Please, no more.
Just kill me already.
Capitalize.
Holy shit, that's a clip!
How did she... How did she...
Oh my God!
What the fuck?!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
We're gonna go viral, so much blood.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
His nigga's fucking crazy, gang.
We're in his house.
Okay, chat.
Those y'all just gotta hear.
We just snuck in my neighbor's fucking house.
He has an underground dungeon.
Some dudes chained up here, gang.
Remember when we heard him say,
Should we use the suck?
Oh, bitch.
It's what the fuck he was talking about, bro.
How did she...
Let's go viral.
I'm gonna be a fucking millionaire.
Be just like Dac Dorty and Neon and Rekhae and Clavicular.
Oh my god. Who is that?
I'm Caden Brantley. You're on stream right now by the way, so don't say nothing bad.
Chad, should we free him?
We said don't say nothing bad about me.
I've seen that a lot, no.
Oh my god, where is he?
Please help me.
He's been keeping me down here for weeks.
I don't like your donations, bro.
I'm going to the same.
We need mods.
I'm going to save you, gang.
No, no worries.
I'll get you out of here.
I'm going to save him.
I want to help out the less fortunate.
I learned that word from Kai's Synapse.
He's keeping reading and shit.
GG.
What?
OK.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Please just untie me and call the police
before he finds you.
I got you, gang.
Who?
Why are you down here?
Who? What do you mean who?
The owner of the house, Retar?
Oh my god, I'm Clueless. I'm a dumbass.
Oh my god, I'm Raka-
Like, this is a Raka-ass questioner, bro.
The fucking crazy fuck who was the dungeon?
Who do you think?
You need to help us.
When you mean us, I'm not locked here.
I can leave whenever I want.
No!
Y'all getting mad? Look at Rosie.
Rosie fucking, fucking, busting.
There's a man in the other room behind you.
I think he's been here since before me.
What?
Eh, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.
Probably dead and chopped into pieces.
Did you know chopped also means cut up?
I just learned that.
Hahahaha!
What?!
Oh my god, this... oh my...
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put a shadow shadow shadow shadow. Oh my god, holy fuck fuck
Oh my god, this they go go so viral this thing would actually be viral real life, bro
I was just looking for content and heard you down here. I'm a live streamer by the way
Dungeon master I don't want to die. I'm keeping you as content game. How do I tell you I need more viewers
Yeah, bad. I'll call him right now.
So, what's it been like down here?
Ha ha ha ha!
Yes, content king! Yes!
That is key, chat.
You must prolong the content.
Don't end it so swiftly, because you don't know what viral clip could come up within this conversation down here.
If you would've ended it, yeah, it was a good clip, but what else could you have gotten?
Now we get to learn more, we get to see more, there's more opportunity for more growth.
You understand?
He's sick. He's a sick fuck.
He tortures us in every way imaginable.
No way!
Rusty tools!
Oh god.
Just please get help.
Okay, well I'm gonna call the police right now.
But hold on though.
Damn, can you come closer to the bars?
I wanna make sure Chad can see the wounds clearly.
Chad, can you see that?
Oh my god.
Please.
I'm so fucking scared.
Please get me out of here
before he comes back down.
Okay, I feel like there's a point where I need to call the police or I'm gonna be
caught. You do what I'm saying? Because the police could be more, could be content.
So listen, listen, content though? Okay, okay, but the content will end if he
catches us. What if we get caught? All right, Chad, no more contact,
more content do you think you can come on my podcast to talk about this whole
experience I think we could make a whole series maybe oh my god please why haven't
you called for help yet oh hey I want a tour hey I want a dungeon tour awesome
awesome awesome awesome thanks a shit though yes bet okay one sec I just want
give chat a tour real quick. Yo chat. Yo look at these pools chat vote for which one you
think you got tortured with. Yo Mr. Dempsey's kind of a freak though oh god. Yo his niggas
not real. This niggas not real. This niggas not real bro. This niggas not real bro.
That's enough. Call the fucking police now, please.
Okay, okay, okay, cry, baby.
Alright, Dan, Karen?
Okay, okay, I'm calling.
Can you show me when they get here, though?
And tell your friends, Kayden Brentley saved you?
I'm always live.
Kayden Brentley on Twitch, on Twitch.
You don't find me or whatever the fuck you should call.
Jesus Christ, yes.
Please fucking hurry.
I'm doing a sub-a-thon right now, by the way.
Yo, that was...
I want my lawyers, I've never seen this kind of my life!
I'm merely a viewers right now, I just have this shit.
I don't even know who this bitch is!
Yo, I'm gonna go up so up.
This shit gonna be all over TIT top!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
How do I open that box?
Oh my god, plus five!
Yo, this was a fucking sensation though.
This was a...
This was... this probably went viral again.
Fuckin' me, plus five.
Fuck, should I try to go to investigate the crimes, dude?
I'm out of subs.
I'm out of content.
What's up, police officer?
Hey, kid, you can't be here.
We're collecting evidence.
I need content.
Joe, can I see one of the bodies to be pretty good content?
Yes.
You don't even gotta go to a suicide forest.
Yes!
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
No chat these were his victims
Yo
Do you think they were slow deaths or are like do I have negative aura
Do you think they were all tortured or anything with some quick shit some of them like oh, I fuck you
Move it along kid. This is an active crime scene. There's no money. I'm not so funny. I'm nigga fuck
You know who I am I'm the one who caught mr. Dempsey put some respect on my name
You're not gonna pick you up. I'm sorry. I could be picking you up and you could be my mommy
You want to get arrested get arrested kid watch it or you're going handcuffs
bitch
Handcuffs don't threaten me with a good time fine shit
What about the dead big stuff downstairs though? Where's the dude in the cage who I saved is he gonna be okay?
Yo, yo, genie. You gonna make me act up, sure. Ha ha.
Genie, you gonna make me act up when he gives now?
I ain't gonna lie.
You about to make me act the fuck up.
W Genie's in the chat!
That's 110!
Dick, are you carrying?
You just can't, you know, chat.
If everybody in the chat gifts as many serves as Jeannie right now, we're going to be places.
If everybody in the chat right now gives as much as Jeannie, we're going to be places.
Thank you, Jeannie, Jeannie, Jeannie.
Hey, I need to finish my interview with him.
He was taken to the hospital.
Extreme malnourishment on top of all the other office stuff.
Shut up bitch.
I'm here for what you're talking about.
You're not annoying.
Mods, start a poll.
Chat, am I annoying?
I'm not annoying.
All right, show me.
I just tried to raise that.
What's in the mailbox?
All right, hold on.
My sanity is actually tweaking.
Make sure to join the Discord.
So let's go look at the mods.
There's like 50 clones of you on click.
Yo, this is yo, these donuts here.
How I mute donals how I mute donals game cuz I go law
420 all day
Shit bro, where do I upload my resume or whatever?
You're in I like you
You're a cop
That's good mods that's a gradient mod right there I got Chats out what if I got oral one
of the chat if I got oral once you do a kickflip your chat what is to me what is to me all
the onto the car all the kickflip dip blip bit trip watch this type one if I should
I can't flip onto the car.
Am I supposed to ban doxins or are you cool with that?
Wait, when did he go live?
I've been live.
You're mod now.
Start modding.
Watch this.
Clip it.
Oh my God.
You're chat.
Clip that.
That chat, don't fuck with me.
I need to get all the views in the world.
What the fuck is this?
Your pharaoh awaits your body.
Come over again soon.
We can take a ride in my truck and make love where everyone can witness us.
I don't care if your husband sees.
In fact, I want to-
Jack, what should we do?
Oh my god.
What?
What the fuck Raul, you seen this shit?
You saw that shit?
Look at that fucking nose, his wife is getting fucked.
Ew, flowers.
Chat, watch this kid flip.
Say I won't kick this police car right in front of him, chat.
Say I won't.
Watch it.
Fuck the police!
Fuck 12!
Oh my god, oh my god, e-boy son or e-boy daughter, y'all literally have to play something
right now, how many stars do I have?
Wait, am I going to get banned?
Oh my, how do I bring it down?
Oh my god, how do I bring it down?
How do I bring it down?
How'd I bring it down?
You got to do good shit. No, I want to watch his wife get fucked chat anyone want mod
Banking town is lost for some bullshit bro. I need money. I won't be able to pay rent as much
I promise I'll pay you back. I need a few thousand dollars to cover expenses. I will
Have bet you what the fuck? Okay, let's do some good deeds
maybe I could get that stuff in the middle tonight what the fuck what you
looking at don't just see all this stuff that's like that guy's house the
hoarder house are you just gonna look at it no he's gonna fuck it you're gonna
fuck it yeah just leave me alone kid what do you do some good shit I'm sorry
you should leave it alone bro you don't want to get banned IRL oh my god got
plus two viewers for that maybe right oh my god we're calm WPR WPR
what's up legit bro do you live here that's no call yeah I live here but I
don't think I can take it anymore my dad just keeps collecting more stuff he
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm trying to get my PR. You're about to get banned.
Oh, wait. Was that a minus or a plus chat?
Voix actor's bottom left? That was Wake?
Wait, oh, this is Mars not a- oh, okay, baby.
Can I do any of that?
This would probably make some good Hopecore content.
Hopecore content.
You could try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop.
I'm sure your live streamer would get a kick out of him.
Yo, this nigga's a stick.
We gotta do somebody, isn't it good?
Can you help me throw away that trash in the back porch first?
I'm sick of looking at it.
I got you legit.
You can get in through the back door.
Alright, I'll talk to him and clean up that thing.
Oh, God.
Hey, bruh.
Log on.
Are you a pedophile?
Look at all that stuff.
Alright, bruh.
did you good luck kid holy fuck
Okay, let's...
Okay.
Chat, we're going to the top of Shreddit.
Okay.
We gotta...
Get through the jump prowls and talk to the pops.
Is there anything else we can do here though?
Manage...
Oh, I can m-minerate my mutteries here.
What the fuck?
When will H.O.A. address the holder of our house?
I can't...
Why would I mod this guy?
He doesn't benefit me in any way!
wall who's this closer to her who chat am I faced or cringe wait wait wait who's
this
yo can I show you what if I if she minus 25s but I add this will it like
balance it out for add auto mod so she's minus 25
yikes I'm seeing I'm seeing bottom left
really fuck yeah my sanity's not all the way there is so we'll just wait
all right wait that's a guy get the fuck off me yo get off my moderation
team
we don't know men as my my mods yo get the fuck out my way I gotta make it I
I got a fucking-
Bye guys, I'm turning the stream off.
Sight.
Shoulda never turn off.
Yo, how the- how the fuck do I-
Yo.
Genie.
What is that- yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What the fuck?
keep this up I'm gonna get bad PR though bro
oh no I won't
Chad we gotta yo Genie thank you so much
no no no what do you do for work how do you what the
why you rich W.Y.R.G. Queens they all got bread
yo get the fuck out of the way
Chad look how strong I am I'm moving couches and shit
Chad you got that on the screen right
Facts. Move, bitch.
Move.
Daughter, none of y'all are daughters, gang.
Kated, should I start banning more, bro? Yes!
I tried to meditate this morning, but all I felt was frustration in my mind racing like a whirlwind.
I gave up hoping for peace just to lead myself to chaos.
Yo, yo, kid, yo, 420 ban that guy, he's talking about the pressure, I don't wanna do that shit.
He just, he just killed my high bro, ban that nigga.
I'm some gangsta shit though.
Alright, we're through, we're through.
Is that Asmongold?
There's a dead cat and a roach on his titty.
That's fucking Asmongold.
I know Asmongold when I see Asmongold, gang.
What the hell?
Have you been throwing out my things?
Did Halal Abhi send you?
Halal?
Is he trying to say Hazanabi?
My bending ability just came out.
My bending ability just fucking...
Do you feel me?
Dumped the whole time? Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Yo, I ain't got a lot of... I don't know how this nigga lives like this. This is fucking disgusting, bro.
That's some chud... That's some fucking... Oh my god!
God
Hey, are you a fucking idiot?
I asked you what the hell you were doing.
You beat little children!
Bro, your kid is starving.
She can't even- yep.
What?
Mm, yeah.
Wait.
What?
I was saying, she can't even get in the house-
Yeah.
Mm, yeah.
Mm, yep.
What?!
Bro, you know saying yeah and yep while I'm talking
doesn't add any-
Wait, bro, it's too unrealistic, bro.
They said, ask me how to kid again.
Well, we've come out, bro.
Right?
I don't know if his nut can conceive children, bro.
I think his diet is straight dotted Pepsi
for the last 20 years in cheesy talks and shit.
I don't know if it's giving children in that nut.
Bro, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah.
Anyway, stop messing with my stuff.
I need all of that.
I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock?
Get out!
Hey, you got it gang. I'm outta here.
That last nigga.
Hey yo, dad's a fuckin' loser. The fuck wrong with him?
I got plus three viewers on your broke ass though, so how does that?
Bro, what the fuck? You never told me your dad was Asmin Mald?
Yeah, I don't like mentioning it.
I saw him kick you out after you threw away his stuff.
Yeah.
He isn't gonna change, is he?
He'll come around and if he doesn't just call CPS on that deadbeat. We'll all make it bruh
Bro, yo W shit, but your life sucks. I'm out of here fucking depressed. Yo, you're fucking pedophile, bro
Okay, so we got a fine. Oh my god, is this where he's like he's getting fucked
Hello knock knock
Yeah, how's that your rage you're
You're who?
Your dog is dead. I accidentally hit him with my car. Sorry, bro
Yo, this is the biggest fuck bro. This dick is fucks bro. Yo, he's the sickest movie. I go out like a yo
Chated your movie
This is a good brain raw streamer right here.
What the fuck?
I'm not setting this...
Well actually...
No, we gotta hit the big bad shit first then we'll start doing some hood rash shit.
Yikes.
Do it pussy.
Salon.
You pussy, salon.
Salon.
I just don't want my meter.
Yabba.
Jeanie pool.
Genie pool, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, ha ha ha ha, what's up, sugar mama what's up,
sugar mama what's up, actually your hands now that's the hands of a fucking man that
They do real man shit, nigga.
Cut loaded shit, like build houses and shit.
Fuck, working my car.
Let me cook my chud neighbors tools, GJ.
Yo.
Yo, this nigga's a menace, gang.
I'm about to get banned, ain't I?
Oh my God, I got plus 13.5, hold on.
No, we gotta do some good shit, bro.
Come on, bro. The two is a pedophile.
What's your black ass doing? Come on.
I have enough content.
I'm gonna fucking stole something.
Yo, what you doing, bitch?
Gotta go. Gotta go.
Oh, she's trying to lose weight, her fat ass.
She just doing cardio.
Yo, chat.
Look at this methed out freak.
Oh, she got the zoomie.
Yo, I like this kid.
Yo, this kid's a fucking movie, bro.
Because I need some more coffee.
Do you know anywhere I can get some coffee?
Sure, I know a place.
Oh, please, where?
Tell me where.
Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee probably.
They banned me from every one of their stores.
What?
How'd you get banned?
How do you even get banned?
Someone got my order wrong, so I yelled it.
Wait, you're that crazy lady on Slip Slop who
crashed outside the packing of cashier.
I'm the biggest fan, little sis.
Hey, little sis, you're crazy.
Hold on, we can be a duo.
Oh door the air
There's a coffee shop inside food hub
Oh, we're calm with the best streamers of all time yo bad content
No, that's great content. Whoa. It's our first day out here. We got fucking 46 viewers in this bitch
We fun to make it out the fucking swarms. We're gonna make it out these fucking swarms gang
We make it out this fucking black nigga from the block to the fucking you know what I'm
saying we in the trenches nigga.
We in the fucking trenches we gonna make it out nigga I'm bringing all the fuck.
Wait.
Hello he's there.
Hello, I'm with the Mormon school of soaking and tortoise cracking.
Uh do you have time to talk about your faith today?
Uh, I already go to church.
I ain't interested.
Sorry.
I got mad fucking hunnits on me though gang.
Wait, we'll give you $200 and you just listen for a bit.
GG, I was corning for that.
Really?
Okay.
Who just apt me in chat?
Negative aura, GG.
Our Lord says the path to redemption is to follow Caden Brentley on twinge.
This is the only way to salvation.
Huh?
Let's say it's funny, get off my bro-
extra, extra, read all about it, clavicular almost caught a career ending cortisol spike
after a lart macastase he tried jester fry him on stream by calling him a good boy while
he was mid-mog between two low tier anomies at asu, critical oral loss reported by miami
me asian mauger this is asian mauger out there if you really just look like i
found your address you like lying to your viewers this is a streamer oh that's
her that's her all these years you made me believe we had a connection but no
turns out you're lying to your viewers go fuck your husband or whatever lying
bitch i'm gonna make your life a living hell say goodbye to your tire pitiful
You know, it's crazy. This is real. This should be real
This should be real gang
I don't you understand how many female streamers show me shit like this like from the crazy stalker viewers. I think like
They're in a relationship with them or something or all them something they'll get send them crazy ass messages game. Oh
My god, I ain't go law
If you would
God, I don't even want to say it, sir.
Well, certain people I've hung out with,
bro, I've seen their mods.
We'll call them like N-word,
lop-lop-lop, frickin' a mud-sharp
or some shit. Is that a bad word? Can I say that?
Re-gifted.
Oh, my genie!
Genie!
Read the name on the letter.
Yo, genie, what's up, bro?
I'm tired, man. I'm gonna take you on a date. That's it two emeralds
Yo, this emeralds clip! That's what she said Kate!
That's why she got the biggest house on the fucking block. She fucking rich nigga
Alright, let's keep, let's keep, let's keep pushing
You in brah it was here
This is the IRS you've been evading our call
What the fuck oh shit chat this bitch is crazy
Can you step back here?
No, just stupid shit. All right, hold on. I want to get quick Vero real quick
Fuck
This bitch still on that shit gang. Oh, I think I missed another mailbox. I missed this mailbox
It's packed
I'm mugging on these other trash streamers yo train bro
My bank account is locked for some bullshit brownie money. I won't be able to pay rent. It's not a price
I'll pay you bad. Just need a few thousand dollars to cover this. That's a big oh
My god slicker your hand that nigga that nigga robbed me too gay. Let me worry about it. I
Got rocked you brother
All right chat we must find the house
Yo, all these yo yo, we're my viewers at
All my viewers going down
I'm not gonna kick this man's car.
Chad, did my stream crash?
What the fuck was that last night?
Oh, what the fuck was that last letter?
What do you mean you're leaving me?
Wait, who is Taren? Wait, what?
I'm in the fucking Middle East defending our country
and getting my ear to the blown out while you're getting your back blown out.
Sonny, this is a fucking joke.
Oh, this is Dean's so cool, RP.
Yo, shout out Dean, gang.
Shout out Dean.
Now that I know the context.
Hello? Wait, what?
order here my wife must have ordered
something what's the order fucking
burger the doctor yeast burger you guys
are fans
I don't know did you order some yeast
did you know I'm not thinking about a
good plan shit yeah we're terrorists
gang we're fucking terrorists right
Karim Davis thank you for applying for
association cashier position at food
Unfortunately, we have decided to proceed with the other candidates at this time
We review all applicants early and basically our fund is we do not find you to be a good match for this position
We appreciate your interest in our coming in which you all the best for the future
Kareem Davis throw me a follow chat GG bro kick the cars and garbage can as free viewers Brahma go crazy, though
Okay, no
I'mma get banned!
Hello?
Hello, this is Sergeant Brentley of the United States Marine Corps.
Do not come to the door.
This is a matter of life and death.
Prairie Permament, what the fuck?
It's not me apocalyptic virus outbreak that turns brains into rot zombies. Oh my god, what?
My fucking viewer family is probably already. Yeah, you my fucking viewers any TV or phones right? Yeah, 50 massive use interfere with our
Druler fucking droolah fucking droolah
All right, where's that bitch can fuck that chat twinge popo better not be watching me right now
What's happening in chat?
You got that shit on you, bro.
Yeah, you clean gang.
Thanks lil bro.
Yeah, but how about the streaming drone, though?
You fuck with that shit?
It should drip.
Shit, you're alive?
Can I shut myself out?
Sure, why not?
Yo, follow me.
Follow me
Yes username ain't nobody following that shit
What the fuck Mark?
You have a fucking dickhead!
You have a dickhead!
Thank you for watching!
Oh, there's more crabs. Is there more crabs? Yo, this bitch is a geek or a rando!
Go, go, go!
Come closer, child!
Do not be apprehensive, my Earth child. I sense great fear in you. I see. I see into your
contextual soul stream. Your future. Do you want to know what your future holds?
What's the future of my soul? Am I going to hell?
I see a future of pain and anguish.
Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, I kind of took that.
All right, that's cooked chat am I cooked?
All right, lady has been told that'll be ten dollars, please
Why not thank you content fucking spare me fucking time appreciate you
Appreciate that lady
Hold on this shit's going to a crazy bra. All right, hold on
You miss the house. All right, hold on. I think I need that's a crazy shit over there, bro
What else we miss?
Did you drop another?
I go la genie you drop another 25 second jump your way
Chat she dropped another 25. You just got jumpin. You got beat ass appreciate that genie
you would do how many that took like six hundred do you miss any houses check
it's still running
G the jeans with a huzz at I don't know what a huzz we just talked to a
it's weaker us yo gang I am getting tricked on chat I'm getting tricks on
she tricked it on me oh not kicking that you don't deserve it to be honest
oh hey don't ask me to know I was joking I was joking I was joking for
mailboxes what the fuck wait wait hey hey you know you mark chill I wasn't
dead-ass chill chill chill I wasn't dead-ass bro why y'all punching on a
chill chill on my goat
What are these mailboxes?
It's my pharaoh, beautiful rising pharaoh.
I think of you now as a lion bed, riding this litter in my pathetic husband's sleep
been downstairs on the couch you made me feel things you can never your strokes
gentle yet powerful your hands make me clever Pharaoh I need to see you my
Sample is calling for its feral your goddess
Fuck oh my god check where should I go oh
My god, this is it. It's happening right here. Okay, we have to get to this after we just read these letters
Chat, this is the house where the niggas bitches getting fucked that bro
Okay
So we got a figure some out
How do we get to the roof?
Let's look at the backyard chat.
Oh yeah, Geo, next stream.
Bro, it niggas be having fantasies of getting caught in the AI videos?
Yeah, let's get, let's, I want to watch one of the videos, I need the internet to
see how stupid these people are.
Okay.
Fuck.
Like the doors open.
They get some new mods.
People Pog wow.
What is this?
High Arbiter Ruxer. I do not tolerate misbehavior. I will remove the bottom feeders mercilessly without mercy
I do not show mercy fear the high Arbiter
This is a dick router. I like it and we can do this
Jack gay son or thought daughter?
It's good right here.
They balance it out.
So I don't lose my fucking viewers.
Jack gay son or thought daughter by the way?
It's always gay son gang.
I'm sorry.
I've said that since the inception of that question.
Okay, chat, we're in this geezer's house.
You got zero oral, bro.
Just wanted you to know we're front of this, by the way.
What?
Chat, is the bit rate okay?
Shh.
These freaky ass niggas started downstairs, man.
They closed the door.
Oh.
Oh, my.
What is that?
Oh, my god.
Can I get?
What?
Oh my god, don't chat, click this shit, click this shit, do you see this shit, do you see it?
You almost started, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm out with my shit out, I'm gonna start being my shit, I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna start being my shit, chat.
Do you want it or not?
Yeah, oh my god, how did you get in here?
Um, I ain't pretend I'm not here.
Holy fuck, chat, we're gonna be at the top of Shreddit, clip this shit.
Shhh!
Ha ha ha!
Put this in chat!
Are you filming us?
I'm gonna keep it straight, man.
Ow, here I am!
You're life for the whole world right now.
Can you do a flip on it?
YOOOOOO!
No!
What the fuck? Who are you?
Yeah, I'm gonna be the greatest of all time.
Who would it be who? You didn't know my name one day, though.
It's okay, you don't know me right now.
I'm Caden, but what really matters is who you are.
You're Mrs. Connolly, right?
Yeah, damn it's thanks in here. Yo, you should ride in that shit
Yeah, I'll be getting naked real fuck or y'all be leaving a shirt on or some shit or like
Put your dick out through the through the shorts and shit
Panties to the side or the y'all be in naked
Naked see that's calm
Socks only I feel you game socks only I
Feel you game
I ain't gonna lie though. I like it. I like no socks too because when you in the bed on that cuddle shit
Y'all feet and legs and into Tony you want to do those with socks on this shit
So y'all got ugly feeling fit. I can see how you wouldn't get Tim stay on
Yo chill, bro. Oh
My god, my husband sent you fuck delete that recording right now. Okay. I'm gonna delete it
Looks like I got what I need. Don't worry. I won't blue bow you bro keep yo
Oh, they said threesome.
Threesome.
What?
Al.
How I lost, how I lost, how I lost viewers.
You see enough of that, know what happens.
Who's you to tell me what I've seen enough of?
Open the door, I just need to ask them a question.
Very bottom right dumbass, what do you mean bottom right?
Your chat make my stream to your friends.
Go back to the old one, oh what?
chat one is A and chat watch the slide cancel
chat you let my slide cancel
click this shit chat
fuck i cant get back in the house at all
fuck i really wanted to see this just a moment
chat we dont we dont we dont rest up a little bit
im losing my fucking mind im losing my mind so hard
crash shelf on sitter? oh my god
oh my god imma start crashing imma start crashing
imma start crashing imma start crashing
imma start crashing
fuck it let's do it let's go
crash box holy fuck
yo he has a he ready to go ahead huh you ready to go ahead huh
Do you see the fucking cops arrest mr. Dempsey next door? I already have fucking people locked down in there
That was me, bro. I found a dude tied up down there and called the cops
I am him. I am him. They do be saying that they do be saying that
They do be saying that
Yeah, I guess I just wish it was a chick so I could have raised her up
Yes, your wife though your wife's getting fucked. I got her doing backslips on that shit game
You see my fucking wife. I'm fucking ready, man. I'm gonna divorce her. Yeah, I found that bitch. I
Caught her she's not gonna believe the footage I got it was like some behind-the-scenes of Mrs.
Connelly's you're looking at adventure three
Yeah, look at her look at your wife. She's a little right there
That's when she was like sliding on that shit cuz she knows and now I was yet
You can kind of hear a moment in shit and look at her his thighs not her thighs his thighs and see that what shit
Yeah, that's her nut. She buss about two three times already. They close all over the floor. I see the flip-flop
So she she had blue shirt. She wear blue shirt. Don't she
She the right on that old niggaz, uh, I don't want to hear just fucking tell me you got proof of it
Yeah, I got you come up, bro. Yeah here. I'll give you the VOD link. Let's do a watch party of it
I want to get a live reaction from you
Yo, yo, I don't think so I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this oh no
you're pussy thank you Kate no no you're pussy you better go fight that
nigga you know that I could stream that shit was good-ass content oh my god
about to lose my mind I'm about to lose my mind no not really that's about
the extent of things I know around me maybe there's some stuff to do down
the hill you want to shoot him or something I still cannot watch your
Wife again. Yeah fuck. Yeah big-ass A.R. with an 8-tons scope on it for no reason.
Poser your larpher. Not a real killer. Fuck.
Y'all got darts and that dropped my shit. Yo, yo, Mott, what's going on game?
Show to sleep.
Shout all up in my shit when I'm slung. Y'all so cute.
Shout, would you want me to use this?
Anymore mods?
We should at least.
How good or bad is damage?
Damage of control is for...
Hmm, that's life for the shit, okay.
I ain't gonna lie, I might get them strict, bro.
Let's get some strictness on them, sorry game.
We'll do this one.
We'll add this one.
Chat, that's a clip.
Listen, this is what we're gonna do.
We'll bring down 55 on straightness. No, this is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do
Boom
Let me tell you what we're gonna do check
Yeah
Yeah, now we're gonna do this
are you old bots?
chance to question
get peep?
is peep pot... I got no damage control to occur
bro look at my notoriety bro
my notoriety is ass
I'm gonna get banned bro. No, I can't risk getting banned bro. How bad is it if you get banned?
Chat you guys have been sleeping on this content. Yeah, you're just fucking suck
Jesus
We keep it like
We'll keep it like
Wait, let's just add this little thought but it's maybe I want to be a thought for now
You're going insane yo, bro
If this stream is boring then leave bro. Nobody
You might be child not quitting you guys just piss me off for it. That's a fat bro
I think this would be PMO in game
That means pissing me off
You feel me
All right, these are fucking content. Why my viewers so low didn't I get my way? How do I get more sanity chat?
Oh
My mods I didn't get my mods right
I gotta get strict on the mods bro. No cap
I'm gonna love Mars might be on strict timing for now game
just for right now
So I get my
My sanity back. No cap. Let's get let's get some strict mods. Let's get out of modern air
I'm sorry. I can't see that shit. I'm sorry, bro
We on strict timing. How do I tell you game?
just for now just for now geo lock-in I don't see no bullshit I don't see no
votes and names I don't want to see no
I'll see nothing that shit lock the fucking
I
Sleep for sanity I just slept I just slept watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch I just slept
It's an evolved not enough old it
Can I can I double sleep?
Can I double sleep or no?
And what if I see what I lose viewers
I
Bones about your little boss
Let's double sleep real quick. Let's double sleep. See if I get more sanity. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know sleep. Yes, and yes
Yes, yes, yes
I didn't get more sanity can't be too close to it for five give this
well just scan me I was about to say I miss genie pool and there she go with the
50 bomb holy fuck oh my god yo I'm losing viewers cuz my strict ass chat but
I can't stand it because of it
Yo, Jenny now we gotta have a dialogue, bro
We gotta have a dialogue what's up loser
Well, hello, I got rats like that so cool, man, I want to fly two and shit. Oh, yeah
Ah, you're a fucking loser.
He didn't give me anything.
Hey, what you guys doing?
Quick smoke, sesh, dude.
You've already lost.
Quick smoke, sesh, dude.
Yeah, let me get a hit.
Can I just get a hit, bro?
I want to make sure I'm buying that good shit.
Oh, I only sell good shit, but you're
going to have to cheap on this.
I'm going to cheap that shit.
Yeah, bro.
I'm going to bounce on that J Mad Hard.
fucking smoke a fat dumpy for real
i can tell you've never smoked that green before
it's a hat oh wait of course i've smoked a lot of beautiful
i ain't a virgin trust me give me that shit
sure bro i chat this one's for you
i'ma hold it too
oh and they cut out good stuff they do i was faking it
Wait, I wanna take it again.
I'm inhaling it.
Wait.
I'm about to get banned.
That's over.
Was it FET?
Did you lace that shit?
I feel it
That's not funny little dude. We were gonna graffiti maple with market, but we just want to chill now
Since you're cool, you can have the spray paint though. Oh, yeah, thanks. This whole town finna know my name
Yeah, if I get bad what happens bro, cuz like fuck this notoriety shit
I'm about to kick the Lambo
You go to kick.
Alright, babe, we fun to fuckin' play. Yeah, we about to go crazy.
What?
Oh yeah, we going crazy in this bitch.
Oh boy.
Wait, that didn't give me more viewers.
We got 63 viewers in this bitch.
Oh my god.
Y'all want a quick bite to eat? Who's with me?
Oh my god food content if I just take this niggas burger give me that shit
bitch wait I'm gonna get bad
wait that was me no cutting in line I'm about to order
okay okay um I want to get banned bro he's a old hit put you in an order I'm
gonna mock him I don't know yet I'm having a hard time reading the menu hey
same here bro I ain't good at reading and shit they put me in those like
special reading classes in school actually I'm legally blind
James, so that means you can't watch streams? I was going to ask you to follow me.
I'd love to follow you to watch a stream, but I haven't seen one in years. I missed the sign of the creature.
Yeah, you're going to be deaf or blind.
Life is just a blur now.
were there any titty streamers in the water we got a whole section for that
on twinge now they did do I don't know they still do can you help me read the
menu yeah I got you gang that's fine what do you feel like eating maybe a
burger okay sure that sounds good is that what you want maybe not he might
upset my stomach god damn little what the fuck do you want what else then they
also got fries here you want that good PR chat is good PR great PR maybe maybe
y'all I'm losing viewers those content sucks oh man I'm losing fucking viewers
and I'm losing them fast okay so you do want a burger which one bro hurry up my
god coffee oh my god coffee here oh my god geezer you're raising me gang you're
Fuck yeah, my cord is on a spigot.
And I got chat room sickness, oh no.
Okay, thank you.
Shut the fuck up, oh man.
Clawson.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Yo, I'm hungry.
grill burgers how can I help you today
based in red grilled right chat
sir do you want to order something
or not
sir if you aren't gonna order I'll have to ask you to leave
can I get a double cheeseburger
Oh, what's the name on the order?
Sigma what's the last name on the order suck my dad balls? Oh, suck my balls
Okay, one order for a sigma balls coming up the magic
Got her ass chat the man little lady not funny. Please step aside. Hey, I'm working here
and I
Can see all this shit?
All right 15 more years. It's mad strict in this bitch, bro
All right. Oh
Yo, that's overly
All right, let's get out of here, but it's not worth eating those shit. So now the notoriety is too high a
Chat strict. This is too up to bra
All right chat we're gonna go we're gonna go to a PC. What's the nearest PC?
We need mad viewers talk the case. Oh, is that case? Oh
All right, hold on. Let me let me let me tell my mom stop being pussy and then we'll talk to case
I'm taking out that mods shit off game
My mom's is tweaking them. Why'd you minds it's soft?
Chat tell Jill stop being pussy. God damn it. Yo, why does pedophile still look at this little girl?
Oh
Excuse me
Let's do
This is plus 60 with the photos geyser in here real quick
Those geyser and
Man, meet up? Yo, Yo, Yo, Kiro. Shut up, shut up before I get, before I get Genie on your
way. That's Genie Beto. Yo, Yo, Genie Beto, Yo, Kiro, Genie Beto. Ugh, ugly. Oh, shoot.
I gotta get 100 viewers so I can leave with, with Gerard.
All right, just vandalizing this ball. Let's go to the construction sites
Excuse me
Hey boys, what's your recording? I'm screaming to hey
Construction workers only well
What?
Nothing these names are wrong. Why stick her neck out for guys, too. Yeah. All right. I'm not talking scram kid
Fucking hilarious hey kid get out of here
Hey boss man, dude, I really can't talk I need to focus
Bro, I talked to your uncle. He's all nervous you're finna make him look bad. I'm fine, dude
I'm motherfucking locked in and shit. Wait, is that the life from the drone that just dropped? Yeah, I got that shit
Yeah, I got that shit
Fuck yeah, bro my channel's Kaden Brantley on twinge. I got like
Yeah, me you was right now. Yeah, that's it. What's up? Yo chat? What up? I'm a dog the God on all
Bro, if you're gonna leech off me at least give me some content
Yo, just a minute
Make it as a streamer. You gotta have some content. Go juggle some hammers and bands and shit
Yo, I can show you my welding laser shit is dope as fuck during the toolbox though, and I can't fucking find it
I hope you look
Fuck hope him out bro could probably use tools for outdoor store
Yo chat where's his tape measure before my viewers leave me this boring content. Oh
Outdoor stories it
Cheshire help him out or no. Oh
Oh my god, bro. Yo, these niggas are, hey, Chad, you see how annoying that is? That's literally my life.
You see how annoying that notification is? That's my life.
Goddamn.
I guess.
Yo, what's up, Keso? Talk to Keso-mer!
I know on a completely unrelated note. You want to play a game of would you rather?
Sure, why not? Would you rather?
Okay, go ahead ask me one what aren't you supposed to ask me the questions?
No, bro. I'm the streamer go ahead. I'm gonna lock in I'd like you in there. Okay. Let me think
Uh bone in or boneless bone in game
Bone in that's why I got a plus viewer for that
Bone in like shit chat. What's y'all? What's your answer? Oh
Them motherfucking mad fucking three food fucking god damn case. Oh, you goddamn
Shit better be good
What okay
Sweet potato fries or french fries french fries game regular fries, bro
French fries game.
Anyone who says sweet potato is capped in it.
That's a fact.
Fucking nasty.
That's a fact.
Lose your eyesight or lose your hearing.
Lose your hearing.
Lose my hearing, bro?
Anything worth hearing is coming out of my mouth anyway.
That's a fact!
Love but poor or rich, but no one likes you.
You don't chew, man.
You don't chew.
Hold on.
Why this question just got calm?
Look, bro, I don't even motherfuckers liking the game.
Fuck you rich and no one likes me. I'll just be the next Elon. Okay. I did not
Last one
To save the world or kill the world to save yourself
Why the fuck would I want to live in a world with only me in it?
Save the world obviously that death would farm so much aura
That's who holy fuck. I'd be in the fucking history books. What?
If I saved the world with my life, I'll be remembered.
Great. Can I go back to eating now?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yo, thought there's a little nigga.
Yo, you... What the fuck?
Yo, bruh, you look like an expert.
My chat always debating about this burger chain and shit.
Docs?
Huh?
What?
Oh!
Bruh, am I muted or some shit?
You chupin' your balls!
Um, what do you think is the best?
Out's and in, five fries, McDaniel's burger clean. What a burger.
Out and in is the goat.
Holy- Yo, this game is goaded.
I need to fuck it.
Yo! This game is goaded!
Yo, you coughing on my you coughing on my shit game shoot. I need a fucking yo this niggas me gang
Fuck you laughing at pussy
Yo, this thing is hilarious, bro. Yo, let's be like this nigga
What if we just start streaming like Hayden on some gangsta shit, huh?
Thank you for the you continue to switch with the dead award news every week. Oh, wait, wait, what wait? Wait, what guys keep subbing?
We're X from y right now wait, we may have won the election
But we haven't won the war yet while we celebrate victory the global shadow regime is
Integrating North Korea the Soviet proxy government this will finish this other mother virus of the sabotage our president's plan to eradicate these
pedophilic demons with a small donation every month you can help save our
country one for a sec I didn't even talk about that shit I didn't
about to get political but you dumbies really be falling for this shit
game. Holy fuck. Give me fucking making money off you dumb niggas.
From the very beginning, but it's not how you think.
I'm doing it. He's gonna drain that swine.
Yo Jack, you see this?
Our spine on us through words.
You got a camera on this shit that you see in the air.
Oh, he's talking to a dad.
Why do you sound familiar?
A dad? Yeah, cause they say he got birds and cameras in it. Listen. Listen.
Listen.
this all that's how advanced they are and it'll look just like flash and bone
you can force how could I not see the DNA of a real bird they've been doing
genetic engineering for decades now and this is how advanced they've gone we're
gonna take some calls now from viewers we got Rose here listen to Alex Jones GG
howdy welcome in let me get this to a boss game you got any toolkits in here
with a welding laser my deadbeat friend needs my broken down at the outdoor
store welcome in bro what you listen into on your radio it's the data wars
podcast I listen to a girl who talks about spinning on penises you should
check that one out it's called the talk see now that's exactly what they want
distract you with what's going on now what's so great about data wars then well
I'll bet you didn't know the North Koreans were planning to invade us they're
watching us right now as we speak data wars has the proof got you get better
be watching me I ain't streaming for nothing yo what up to my Korean
viewers yo this nigga is a genius they are not your friends they are spies
Who once you get like them people at the community center across from here?
Yo, you told me that the people at the community center are Korean spies
This yeah, this is the TV show right here and their cameras at me
But they just lied and told me it was harmful surveillance. Don't believe me and go talk to them
And you'll see their spot. Hi, sure. Why not content is content?
Holy fuck. Let's pick up kpop girls
all right let me go fix this toolbox shit and then we're gonna we're gonna
question what the fuck was going on here
we should get some good rice gang has some good rice over there that's it
let's handle some manly shit the fuck bitch you still tweaking
we about to be on some OSC or shit
Yeah, should I save the VODs?
Yes, all your VODs need to be public.
Yo, can you find some new tools for me? I think my boss is onto my ass.
I got him, stupid nigga.
Yeah, bro, I got you. Just pick these up from the outdoor store.
Fuck yes, dude. Thanks!
Do I get yours for that?
Save my ass.
Plus three, nice.
Now, in return, you gotta give me some content.
Oh yeah!
Let me on the construction site, piss your boss off.
Which do you think would give me more viewers chat chat what do y'all want to see what do you show each rage bait his bosses is
His geezer boss
Should we get out of construction?
All right, let's put this piece of up rage bait your boss or some my god sounds like better content than anything yo
That's crazy. It's like a real dick like a real dick
You do bro. I've overheard my boss Bob yelling all day on the phone about some pills
probably a sensitive issue find some content over there oh my god bro one
time my whole year what what are you just saying chat am I or a foreman
I'm just gonna kill some kid. I don't have time to talk. This is no place to be messing around
Call him Zesty. Y'all what's the matter with me? I call him Zesty though
Yo
Yo, hold on bro, I gotta call him Zesty gig
Heard you take it in the butt. Haha, that true
That it
Get out of here. Yeah
You know pills nigga.
So I heard about your pills.
You've been popping on the job.
You sipping dirty motherfucker.
You little shit.
You been e-striping on me?
I swear to God if you start telling anyone about my cancer,
I'll kill you.
This is Simply's dad?
Yo, Simply's dad.
You have an amazing son.
Your son is cool as hell.
He's awesome.
Ray in the chat.
Everyone even my family if you tell anyone I swear
What you have live everybody?
Everyone knows now chat a clip this shit GG
Fuck you geezer. I'm out of here. I'm about to go pick us a good rice. What wrong with you?
Kick flip
Chow. Kickflip. Double whammy. Oh yeah, I got a report back.
Damn, I got this shit. She said, damn, I got that shit on me.
Chow, should I stay here or go somewhere else?
Yo, I was like streamer to y'all we're brain rotting gang
Yo, what up again? You raise me my boss yet?
Oh
Bro that shit had me dead your boss told me he had cancer live on my stream. He's crashing out
Holy shit, yo, I got one more thing you could do move that crane around you
God a piss on his head from the top of the tower
What the fuck yo yo this niggas a yo this niggas a terrace the dick is a terrace the dick is a terrace game
This is your job. You're all fucking content genius, bro. I'm gonna see what I can do you're a fucking
Yeah, let's just get some guys in
Yo
This nigga would be bad on all platforms
Check, is this real?
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure how to do it.
So, I'm going to do it.
Chat, am I Sigma?
How do I get on the crane, Jack?
Brain rot.
How do I get up there, chat?
Yo, chat, rate my drip.
Wait, there are stairs right here?
What did I get here?
What the fuck?
GG.
Chat, rate my drip.
I'm losing viewers.
oh my god oh my god I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say they're
trolling me okay okay chat tell streamers to host me
chat who do they will host this kid
You, nigga, I don't even rate people like that.
Look at me, you.
Chat, do I got a Riz?
Yo, who's trying to sponsor me?
I
chat gay daughter or thoughts on what yo the other shit is too floaty bro you
You must have your... No, that's my sanity, bros, not real.
Chad, what do I do?
HOW?!
Use ladder.
I swear if there's a ladder I'm gonna suck a...
What do you mean, use ladder?
I can't use that.
Dummy?
Chad, is this good content?
It's floatway, I can't land on that.
Okay, that's the possible to land on.
I can't land on that.
The other ladder. What other ladder?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
chat in my aura farming
kate and ross i'ma do that to you bruh
wait
no that even do
yeah
Yeah, I'm not sweet. I'm not sweet. I'm not the tweet. I'm actually gonna tweet
Well everyone around me's an NPC yo, how do I get up there?
If I go here
Oh, well this nigga floats
Stop jumping. That doesn't even make sense! Why wouldn't you jump?
Haha. Haha. Watch this shit.
I
About to wait wait, what do you sweet? Yo, yo, there's a terrorist
It was Aaron he put me up to all this
You're on your center Aaron your ass inspired Jeff you're on thin ice
or that's bad content come on chat you got a sub if you want to keep the
sub phone going
that's bad content though
am i right
but i don't think there's a
right well eighty eight right eighty eight chat right eight viewers
set forty four but it's uh... i'm going to say in the hate comments and
get into
uh... actually tweaking
and it's just a good race
Yo, let me in this bitch. Where the whore's at?
Where the Asian bitch is at? No, yes, yes.
Where the Asian whore's at?
Sheesh.
Oh, let's go to sleep.
It's a sanity.
Oh, yeah, that thing is definitely Asian.
I heard it in his fucking vocal cords. Oh, never mind.
I thought he had an accident bro.
Hello, is there something wrong with the TV out there again?
The technician said they fixed it.
Bro, what?
So how come you get your own little office here when all the other employees have to
share that shack outside?
Need privacy to goon or something?
Ha ha ha, on me whole ass, we on me whole ass.
I want to manage this community center the volunteer who walks here get their separate offices since our responsibilities are a little different
I was the most boring thing I've ever heard
What can I do here?
I do have something you could do actually some guy has been harassing us constantly
Oh, that's me. Would you tell him to stop? He runs a outdoor store next to us. Oh, well
yo quick question for you you wouldn't happen to be Korean would you
that's pretty good I'm half Tibetan I knew it I knew it was Asian I heard it
oh shit have to be in so like half of you is North Korean and the other half
is south tenzin a 50 percent Korean part is hundred percent south my mom is
from Seoul bro I don't understand what the hell you're saying I ain't good at
math I need to get back to work no no we gotta keep talking okay now I'm
good okay yeah what the fuck is six seven it's young people what the fuck
is six seven what what's the fuck is six seven wait is it up here chat how's
my view can't look in I'm gonna check out they said that there's a check oh
Office over here
We got any good as many modes keyboard
Burger burger burger burger burger, but these niggas are fucking promise
the niggas is crumbling chat am I boring?
chat answer that question for him my sanity is going crazy right now though but I don't
want to lose viewership chat you do what I'm saying so I might Jason with the three two
Ease, appreciate you learning the good.
Hey, welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
You have any question about her?
Yo, bro, just letting you know, you're wasting this place.
This would make a sex streaming house.
Ooh, or a c-
That's actually a pretty good idea.
Bro, I got a whole ass sub-a-thon to do.
Ah, yeah, yeah, my face.
Nah, I'm good.
A tip that-
All right, so...
Oh, we got a question on.
I actually do got a question on.
Oh, okay.
Hello, welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
I'm risen you.
Do you need any help?
Holy fuck your fun shit.
Who's title would that be Chad?
What streamer is this?
You're married.
Asians fuck, write that down.
just trying to teach my dumbass chat about culture and shit so chat she's
from Philly you got that all right well let me know if you have any other
question
hey do you know can I do a bet with you real quick my chat loves gambling
content I bet you five bucks I can guess your race sure you're on everyone
Always gets this wrong
This nigga dad look like a Mexican fucking Saeed
Well you messin get a shit, but you got crayon in you too. I
Bet you're a Korean. I'm all right
Good guess
I'm from Myanmar. Where's that, Mexico? Bro, you're just making up names. Where's that? Where's man, Myanmar?
Anyway, you got it wrong. So you owe me five bucks now. Yo, fuck you dude. Yo, brah. I forgot
I just paid a homeless dude earlier. I'm all out of cash and shit. Sorry
It's whatever bro. You don't get a payday. You're saving me from boring work day
Yo, my sanity is fucking cooked, bro
we might got to do something now listen listen chat I'm on module am I a
dead streamer guys and I'm going to this mod you just unmod your crazy ass
let's not just thing synopsis we have here you know what you know what yo this
niggas pissing me off with this shit yeah like get off my cock is chatting
Right now
We'll keep you two miles from right now, okay my brother those niggas a bomb
Yeah, we know you gonna make me go more insane. I'm already insane fuck nigga or
Wait
But he's burger why the fuck what chat in my cooking what about keyboard? What are my ass miss keyboard?
Let's get this nigga in here for now
All right
We go to the outdoor store watch this all you know fun nigga kick flip
They're Asian as fuck in there, yes.
They're all Korean.
No, what did you just actually say?
I tried to just cap on any of them, they're all Korean as fuck.
They're all Korean as shit, gang.
You were right, bruh.
They're all North Korean.
Oh Christ, I knew it.
We have to figure out what they're up to, otherwise we're dead.
They might be playing in attack as we speak.
Holy shit.
How do we stop them?
We need to play their game. We need intel go over there search through their documents computers whatever what the see what they're doing
Hi, bro. I'll check it out. Yeah, right? Maybe we can do a collab with data wars bad. Be content
We're not getting Alex Joan collab, buddy. That's such he's fucking Asian niggas computer though
Just cuz
We think you know, this is so racist, okay?
This is so racist.
Bro, be going through your niggas shit cause they Asian as fuck.
Yo, chat, where should we look?
I just see a bunch of boring ass folders.
Browsing, let's go to Browsers first.
Bro, this guy had Twinge open on the job.
And he was watching Digiumane.
What a fucking simp.
Shout out, Pokey.
Holy shit, look at this folder, chat.
Top secret, do not open.
These gotta be the secret plans.
Which file you guys think it is ammo Asian RBT
And this was if this was the car is shit, what would the folder be saying?
If this is look card computer show what would afford the time up?
Free rent files
Teenage fun time, Gigi.
What the fuck is that?
When he got Asian rabbit X-Bods downloaded on his work computer.
I don't know. Tell Justin to DM me.
DM me, Justin.
Oh my god. Thank you, NMP LOL for the don't know.
LOL. LOL. LOL. That's three LOLs for you.
you continue I need to see more let's do it straight up goonie in the maple with
community center yeah yeah he has goons on his shit and it'd be your car
You're caught
You find anything on her car, bro. I looked through their computers. You'll never guess what I found
Destroy America I found orders from their supreme leader Kim Kardashian or whatever
They're gonna start with your shop
Joe oh my god, it all makes sense
Alan Johnson was right about everything. That's it. We're putting into this
Go can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the wall instead those skins look expensive about case-hardened
I've lent you one kid, but I need to stock as many as you can and more guns are not for sale anymore
You'll be finna start a war on this bitch. I'll take out the cameras chat. No snitching
Yo, we need more viewers though game
Break the cameras yo, we're about to work. We're helping
We're aiding in a bedding and a racial fucking assassination that's about to partake bro
Us
Us oh my god
Not job from the outdoor store shot him out
You I should have known this was you for the last time stop harassing us you racist imbecile
In the what?
Stop speaking that foreign language.
This is America.
That's what you get from a corner of me.
Hell yeah, brother.
We're not filming anything.
You're fucking crazy.
Crazy?
You want to see crazy?
I'll tell you crazy.
You goddamn commies.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
USA.
USA!
Yo!
You're fucking crazy.
We're going viral, gang.
Come on, come on, come on.
Goal.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me some viewers.
Plus it.
Oh, eight more viewers chat.
I got content loaded right now.
Oh, we're the goats.
We're the goats.
Get in the engine, Neal.
Eight more viewers gang.
All right, chat.
This is what we do.
Do we risk this, this, this, this?
Do we risk suspension for the viewers?
I get no show me the evil bro. Yeah, we got any mods and chat
I get over your fray cuckoo chair and more. Let's see if we can find a bounce chair here
This job's a waste of time.
Save.
Well, let's take out some mods.
Mods are too harsh right now.
Unmod.
Or we do this.
We get ass and dirty ass roach in this bitch.
I'm a fucking content god.
GG.
We add this nigga and then we add this nigga back.
Oh, oh wait. Oh shit. Oh wait. Oh, we got oh
Well, we got some copies and mod you bitch
Sinners camera man, I just started my mod journey. I really think I can bring you
Yeah man.
So you think we're gonna have a U-Rage cameo in here?
Yeah.
So you think we're gonna have a U-Rage cameo in this bitch?
No some comp-y shit though.
Not no weird shit.
I keep farting bro.
So I keep farting.
and looking for anything specific today good your art bro wipe the long face
everyone else working here just a little I mean they bully destiny bro this is
like destiny actually that girl working Stephen that is destiny I met her
while working here I'm just kind of down because of some stuff with her yo
they're gonna make a look they're gonna make a cook joke they're gonna make a
open relationship joke or something oh my god this is the perfect like let's see
this is a layup let's see if they do I don't know it's probably unprofessional
to talk about it with you you probably wouldn't even care come on bra what
else are you gonna do all day I'm the only customer in here destiny don't
learn do you like this bro yeah I guess you're right what's the harm let's
hear it a few months ago my girlfriend Mel started working different
Shit's to me, but that guy Tim over there, coincidentally not long after, she asked for an open relationship.
Yo Destiny why they doing you like that bro?
So did you say yes or no?
Why they doing you like that game?
I said yes, I wanna make her happy, and if opening the relationship would do that.
Yo this game is gold, this game is gold bro.
Plus, maybe I can date some other girls now too.
Bro this game is gold game.
right anyway she started dating Tim on the side and now she's spending more time
with him than with me and I got a little upset about it it's a black dude
oh I know you tight game you know I'm saying I look look chat it's different
you know your bitch game fuck Bob I ain't gonna say again niggas is feeling
more for some reason I don't know so now he's telling her that I'm being
Control it. I think he wants her to break up with me
How come how come when niggas bitches get fucked they get mad?
But when they bitch get fucked by black nigga, they get like 10x mad
I'm not talking about destiny, bro. I'm just talking about general
So now he's telling him be a tossing control. I think it was a big hit
I don't lose viewers gang you're fucking
I'm just boring. I need content.
Now I gotta fuck him up.
Drone can't make you interesting, Gigi.
Bro likes to watch in a corner, yo Gigi bro.
Yo T-
Oh yeah, this nigga's give you a bitch.
pipe I need wrist tips gang I know you fucking shot that nigga wife yeah bro I'm
trying to pick up a baddy lav on stream you look like you got mad Riz got any
tips ah man look it's simple literate stylish kissable quiet miss oh my god
dreams are made of you don't got to try fancy bro digi hmm all right I'll keep
that in mind yo bro I heard you're dating Mel while she's already dating
Stephen, what's up with that?
What going on over there?
Oh, yeah.
Look, Mel and I just got along so well when we started working together more.
And it turns out we're mattress professionals in more ways than one.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that, Chad?
What the fuck do you mean by that?
He's been considering breaking it off with me to appease him, though.
He's upset about me, even though I'm not doing anything wrong.
Bro, why are you guys fighting over her anyway?
She's for the streets.
Facts!
She's worked it, man!
A girl like that?
I'll do anything!
Oh, both of y'all are digging some loot.
Oh my God.
Yo, yo, yo, that dick is a bitch, you gay.
Hey, again.
Let me know if you need anything.
Can you give me a quick shredded recap of why you should be with Mel?
I love her, man.
I just want her to be happy, and I'll do anything to make that happen.
She wants to see a hundred guys
Hey again, let me know. Can you give me a quick shot in the cap of white?
I love her man
I just want her to be happy and I'll do anything to make that happen if she wants to see a hundred guys on the side
I'll be okay with that as long as she's still with me
Bro destiny tell them you was fucking whole pseudo gang yo
Shit this is oh
I'm so shuddy. I don't even think he's breathing down your neck, but I like you don't like that shit though. What's going on?
Hello, welcome in. Let me know if you need help finding anything.
Well, I was wrapping up reading my daily Shakespeare and was gonna go check out the new fabrics at Legout.
I got lost in your eyes on the way there. GG, bro.
Oh my.
Plus some viewers.
Yeah, I got raised and shit.
I'm much more charming over dinner.
Oh my god
I'm afraid you're a little too young for me, but I appreciate the effort
I'm gonna dick out of your neck before you talk
So you're an L, right? I'm an A, say it right?
Steve told me about your open relationship
Why are you doing that to him, bruh?
What?
Steven talked to you about us?
17?
Why was he telling a stranger about our private relationship?
They're pet-o-pito-bating
Oh, fuck
Well, I'm my frah-a-ass
exactly private is it more like communal it's 2025 polyamory should be normalized
relationships aren't so black and white anymore that dick you taking mad black
and your other niggas white so it is black and white nigga for you somehow
black and white relationship nah I ain't even gonna say that one oh my god
we will over it yo yo yo kid you a W gang he already told me about it so
You might as well tell me what's going on. He bringing the vibe down and he on God
Steven and I agreed to this arrangement, so I don't see why he's upset. Did he tell you about the affair he was having?
Oh, but yo yo, this is too low-accurate. Yo, yo, yo, Destiny
Yo, this is a lower-accurate game. Yeah, I didn't think so. He was seeing our co-worker Lauren behind my back
It would have been okay if he had told me but he was keeping it a secret
Lauren Southerns
I don't know I don't know that nigga actually fucked that bitch. I just heard her name before game
I don't know who that is for
Bro this shit don't even make any sense. You guys just cheating with extra steps. Why can't you just be normal?
He did yo streamer lore is crazy imagine fucking streamers
It's not cheating Steven and I love each other and he'll always be my number one
But if this is causing all these tensions, maybe I should close the relationship again
Just give me some yo, thank you for the content this
Yo, she don't watch you no more subs. I'm out again. Let me know if you need anything. I'll just be in this corner
Should I help this stupid nigga?
Mel told me you cheated on her with some girl named Lauren. What's up with that? I
I didn't know I was cheating. I'm still figuring out the rules of this
You have said Tim Tim or Tim Destiny in this situation?
We only went out for coffee. I was more interested in seeing another co-worker named Nick anyway
Nick Fuentes
Oh my god, he wanted to fuck Nick. Did he fuck Nick? Destiny, did you fuck Nick Fuentes?
Hi man, I'm with you that snake Tim is trying to get Mel to break up with you. We're gonna stop his ass I
I know but what can I do? I don't want to be controlling. If Mel wants to be with him, why should I get obsessed?
You're not no fucking aura right now. You're just a big fat pussy. Where's your anger? Where are your balls?
Where's your rage?
I am angry. He can't do that to me.
I'm gonna kick his ass.
That?
Fuck yeah dude.
Fuck yeah.
Show me a wolf inside you. Let's hear your howl.
I am a wolf
He didn't even lose you. Oh, hey the peak. Oh my god. Hey, don't leave me here. I don't care. I don't care about you
I'm going to fucking
Tim
Hey, man, chill. Yeah, we just put a battery in his nigga back. He's about to get fucked up
Do you even get your ass fucked up?
Yo, do you even get to hit me and beat this nigga ass?
Bro, did you see me kick Steven's gnome ass?
Yo, Steven, you fucking losing nigga, see you later.
I got my viewers nigga, I'm a fucking bitch nigga.
Get your money out, that's a funny or broke ass nigga.
Fuck. I got a hundred fucking viewers in this bitch nigga.
I run this fucking city. You heard me?
me in front of your bitch to this shit there's an ominous energy near here yo
take this fucking money bro cat bitch fuck up my face
two hits guys keep subbing we're X from Y right now we're X from what
Oh, what? You're still tweaking?
That shit's still running around!
Yo, this is a nice day out.
Yo, about G-Gain, go do some gaming. We're rocking in that grass the whole time.
But them bodies still on the floor, the niggas still sitting there with that M16.
With the A-Dex on that bitch. What's up, shit? I'm not a shit.
What's up, dude? You still dead streamer? Or have you climbed to the iron?
You gotta break at least the hundo if we're gonna get you punched in the face.
Dude, all stores? Fuck.
I'm gonna be able to do all stores even when I come back, right?
Or if I leave here, it's over with.
Oh, shit. Hold on. I'ma hit these stores, gang.
They got a game stop or let do it jump over this bitch dumbass and what chat watch me
kick flip over this
I
Let's go soon. I
Don't want bare minimum viewers. This is a surpass. Let's destroy our view count record. Let's go to the food spot
We're fucking grocery store
Chat am I cooked chat?
What is the first thing you do? What's the first time I actually look for one of these freezers?
What y'all go to? I like ice cream sandwiches.
Ice cream sandwiches be fucking buzzin' here.
Pull the Nina and steal everything, okay?
Nina.
Yeah, I wanna roast this girl.
Yes.
I'm live.
Hey, Shadi.
You lookin' mad good.
Wanna say hi to my stream?
You're a bit young to be talkin' to me like that.
Are you doing a video or something?
Nah, I'm just looking for content. Got any pointers?
Yeah.
You should do one of those vidiz, where you pay for people's groceries, starting with mine.
I'm good, bitch.
Man, I would, but I already gave all my money to homeless people.
W.L.I.
What the fuck?
The birds?
You tweaking, Mule Bro?
Is this Alex Jones' nigga?
I need at least two.
Nevermind.
Two at least.
To hide myself.
What the fuck?
Bro, I was just looking for content, but I think even you're too much for me.
Can you buy me them, too?
Fuck you.
Okay, yeah. That sounds like good content.
Just get two of whatever you're talking about, and meet me at the registers later.
I'm about to buy the whole girl just for her out, Gigi.
Yes, sir?
Yo, get the fuck out of my face, man. I'ma knock your ass out.
You just pissed me off with that shit.
You're just looting to me. Fuck, I look like I ain't no veteran.
I ain't no lark. The fuck?
all right where's the other nobody else he must be to buy their shit chat
tell streamers to host me chat so to raid me gang
Yeah, where's it? Wait? Where's the cashier? Wait. What's this? That's over here. Blind
fuck how am I blind am I blind that's a clip offered to pay oh all these I have a
boyfriend oh hell oh you good cuz don't you worry about it bit like you do we
cannot me yeah you come here should I'll be a little trick come on yes yo I'm
I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.
Meet me up front later and I got you.
Then maybe I can get your number.
Oh, wow, really?
That is so nice.
Shut the fuck up.
Chat, this content ain't free, you know?
Yes, sir.
Yo, Winter Soldier.
I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.
Ooh, that's terrific.
Got it.
Got you, nigga.
My little broke ass.
How am I gonna afford these niggas this?
Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries.
I only wanted to buy bitches shit.
I ain't gonna lie.
chat it's falling asleep yeah yeah I'm trying to make it a twitch con game okay
wrap it up bro pay for the stuff now I will show you my say how much money
would it be
yikes hello how are you today how much is that hope you're having a great
date yo can I make an announcement on the intercom I'm gonna pay for everyone's
Groceries today. Oh, that's so nice of you. You got it. I'm gonna pay
Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can pay for your shit. I'm just trying to get back to the world and shit
No, I don't want to pay no more. I just lost his viewer. So how will you be paying cash or oh?
So I actually got a pay for it. All right, let me place this bet on Ray bet and if I win I'll pay
Shit I lost those two
Yo, what an eel!
Yeah, Pusterman is helping.
Plus five. Check, W plus five.
Let me out.
Yo, what?
Fucking manager wants to talk to me? Yo, fuck you all geezer.
Hey, how do you want?
Hello, hope you're having a great day seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there, haven't you?
Yeah, you're a chug. This your goon cave or something. Don't lie you rub one out in here once a day
Oh, no, that's highly inappropriate. Yo, he's a bot
Alien it's a lizard our customers as big as a lizard chat
Please shut up, bro. You sound like a fucking narc
I apologize. Please feel free to leave us a review. But for now, I encourage you to listen to what I have to say.
Okay, what do you want?
Am I in trouble or something?
What do you want? You saw me. What? What? What? You give me a job?
Oh, absolutely not. We've been watching you carefully since you entered our store.
And I think we both highly benefit from a temporary partnership.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, a sponsor?
How would you help me?
If you've been watching me, you know I'm a content God, bro.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, we got a sponsor.
Hold on, we got a sponsor.
They'll be a sponsor, they'll be a sponsor.
Have you spoken to Martin recently,
our little neighbor over Maplewood Market?
No.
No, but get to the point, bro.
I'm losing viewers talking to you.
You see, our partners have been hoping
to expand this lot into a mall for a while now.
And the owner of our neighbor grocery store,
Maplewood Market, he's bitterly stubborn.
Okay.
go on if you help us we can help you we have a rather large advertising budget we
could promote that fucking paper and nationally the benefits would be instant
what do you want me to do I'm a fucking bad chasing it out the fuck oh it's
really quite simple maple wood market seems to already be such an unsafe
shopping and that's fucking point I don't know what the fuck your normie
corny ass yapping memes stop fucking like an entity
you don't need to think it's the goat yo kate is a fucking goat gate
it would just be so unfortunate if someone slipped and fell over there
you know we love our neighbors at maple wood market and we would hate to say that
i bet there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you if something so awful happened over there
i haven't decided yet bruh give me a minute let me go see what's looking like over there first
let me wait my options am i getting view-botted
No, that's all you think fucking cop. It's gonna make wood chat. Yeah, what you think you go for more make maybe wood or them?
Game slot
We're fucked the dough at this meal. I don't like that. Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
MOTSIN!
I like that kid.
Wait, range.
Why are you still the light is?
It's your dirty ass door again!
What you got going on?
MOTSIN!
Hello, welcome.
Thank you so much for coming in.
Please take a look around, let me know if you need anything.
Oh...
Why is this place so empty?
She looks more dead than Ditzkiff's view-botted chat.
chat
Yo in this way for a year now ever since they finished building that food up no one gives me their business
Sorry with you man fuck these big streamers and shit. Yeah, fuck up small streamers enough love bruh. That's a fact
I think food hubs been sabotaging me
Fuck them big ass ringers.
Ho ass niggas.
Oh shit.
I feel bad.
What?
Nah, fuck them other niggas.
Fuck this nigga get the bag?
Wait, what?
Nah, fuck them.
He's a black man.
Hmm, maybe I can get your customers back. Yeah, I'm gonna help you out influencer type shit
So I can promote your shop facts hide from time and oh GG Greek God X
So I don't know about a local business. Oh
How about you take a break from every way what? Oh
Okay, you being too nice to see you veers about 112 pussy. How many you at you're on my stream right now
Tell us about yourself. Where you're from and stuff
Hello? My name is Martin and I run the Maplewood Market. I moved here from Evansville, Indiana 20 years ago.
Oh wow, I knew you were Indian. See Chat, I'm cultured.
Look, maybe you can just help me clean up around here. I'm the only one worried here now since I can't afford employees.
I ain't help you with shit. Wait, what? Oh my god, bro chat. We got a cleaning segment
This our notoriety gonna go down what you think we should do
Chat don't know what you think we should do
Yo chat, you know on this
use it in the store now
some shit yo gg bruh
not allowed to go to twitchcon?
yo we got some good lore building over here
we got some good lore building over here gang
it looks so much cleaner around here now
yo this place still looks dead dead ass
anything i can do to help out?
out I could use your help getting my customers back could you maybe go over
to one of those viewers that I might want you again okay sure I left some
I put it I put it put in a good word for you but before we go there I need by
some fucking games they got this new hentai I'm trying to go in the game
at the same time in the discord code the bros nigga fuck imagine busting to
your homies in your ear it'll be well fine she understood why you're
getting a double you gain this hella dope of me that's dope of me maxing
I'm out to doble you max all up in his bitch watch
I play this
What oh my god, oh my god, no, no, this is how sounds dog this is how's that?
Oh my god, oh my god
CHAP, CLICK THIS!
SMILE, SHIP THE FUCK DOWN!
HOLY FUCK!
PIZZA, WHAT THE FUCK?!
THEY GOT YOU DONG IN A GAME!
I WANT TO KILL YOU!
Wait, wait, why am I going crazy?
Why, you fucking mutt?
Hey, CHAP, go crazy.
You need to call his dog a capitalist?
You want him? Shout out to him.
You gotta be the high schooler.
You wanna fucking die?
Last year, Niggas had to have a shock-shock-shock-
No, it was barked, dude.
Stupid fucking butt.
Yo, how's that?
Might as well crash out.
Again.
I have this only body to be in that ass!
Super that fucking dog, get off my shit!
How I leave?
I wonder if everyone will show up to my D&D game later.
I think I need new mobs.
Yo, we got any mobs?
Nah, but you fucking drew us.
My D&D game later.
Welcome to Game Slop.
The greatest game in Poryum in all of the Shadow World.
Would you be interested in browsing my wares of pure darkness and sinister selections?
Uhhh...
You're, uh...
I can't even come up with a joke, dude. Just keep talking.
I suppose I have bested you then.
That is last tradition.
That is not your name, bro.
I seem to have best of you.
Alan Silverstein, corny ass.
Do not use my slave's name.
I'm Alistar Shadowstone, and I run this market.
Do you want to browse my wares or not?
Yes, sure, bro.
What games you got?
Ah, many in our collection, weary traveler.
I must ask, what poison are you in the mood
to imbibe today?
A shooter?
An MMO?
A soul's life?
Get some new shit.
I want some fresh like my fate, bro.
Give me something new.
Yeah, he was a swaggy.
Go to your bur-
I-
Hmm.
I'd recommend you check out the AI-generated game section.
AI-
The Mule Expeditors 33 is our latest edition.
Expediders 33.
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
Just check it out.
It has no DEI in it, which means it's good.
Fuck AI!
AI-generated covers don't even have the right letters.
This shit looks like ass, bro.
Ugh, you just don't get it.
AI is the future.
It's gonna change the landscape of Hollywood in gaming forever.
Trust me, I'm an engineer.
GG.
What kind of engineer are you?
I'm an engineer prompt.
I've spent countless hours writing the perfect sentence.
You sound like a fucking AI, bro.
I am not.
You sound like AI.
Yeah, right.
I wouldn't know if I...
Beat the top score?
Oh, wait, hold on.
I got to beat the top score and this shit.
Wait, wait, what?
I'm sorry, Jeff.
We gotta beat this.
I didn't know that was a goal.
It's only 500 bucks, you're being such a pain.
Yo, what the fuck bro?
I'm gonna die like a fucking teller you tired.
I'm not negative, or a-
I think it says only 500 bucks.
Die, you fucking mutt!
Yeah, okay this game is crazy, bro.
Yeah, why are you making a game?
That's so fake!
What's that supposed to do there?
Do you want to fucking die?
fucking die
chat holds
How far do we go check?
Would it just go forever?
Get 40? Alright, bet.
Got it.
Gotta beat the highest score in this ship.
We're at 120. Oh, this is an amazing day.
Okay, chat.
Let's say you were in this stream for the day. Would you think this was a movie?
Yo, what are you uniform at, gang?
Yo, this must be the big boss man.
hey what are you doing you can't be back here uh i'm here for my first day
ah okay you must be the new hire that jeremy interviewed what you're actually
can print out a nametag for you this is rosie without an accent yo rosie why is ronnie chest
out american isn't ronnie chest out american my name is fucking harry i'm harry okay and last name
name?
Uh, Bosak?
Okay, welcome aboard.
Harry Bosak?
Wait.
Oh my God, Rosie would have American Dio this sounds so weird.
Holy fuck, Rosie.
Rizy.
Chad, what's up Australian ass?
Ass shit.
Rosie.
Nar.
Nar means Nar.
NAR means NAR. NAR, don't garr. NAR means NAR.
Yeah, don't worry about my name. What matters is that I'm so excited to start work-
Okay, that's terrific. I missed your initial interview, so you can tell me a little bit about yourself.
I'm a cook.
I'm a pretty good cook. You should have seen the steak I made earlier. I could pull up the vod if you want
That's impressive. We'll have you cookin' so good right now
Rizy
Chat am I based or cringe?
Could this fool to help customers to shop chat my base or cringe be honest
Whoa
Viewbot dealer yo talk to me nice. Hey man your stream looking dead you need viewbot cheap I sell
Yeah, yes, I need I need you but I need robot. Hey fuck it dude. I need to speed this shit up
plus five oh
All my bread for yo, okay, yeah
Yeah, you're fucking scammer, bro
He's a fucking scammer
Yeah, wait Rosie why don't you have VIP? Oh, that's Rosemate. Oh, it was an answer. Yeah, fucking yeah, you're fucking scammer gang
Yo, fuck up my face fucking
I'm gonna say
chat am I a beta and look I know you got a nigga shit but you should come see
you should go to the other side boy friend yeah why are you shopping at L hub
no home it's deals ratio this place for a chat let me get L hub in the chat LL
home I don't know I don't want to be mean but that place is a dumb why
because it's one by someone not white are you racist what no what the hell
I'm not racist you fucking racist, but you're shopping here and this place is run by the
American racist organization aro not very woke of you. Yeah, what?
Really? Oh my god. I didn't know that
I'm so shopping on maple with them. I'm a racist by the way. Let's go. Oh
Great, it's you. I thought you were really gonna pay for my stuff. What do you want?
Yeah, I don't want to do your chops come here fat bitch. Oh she got cat ears. Oh, yeah, she for sure go on dream car
It's so crazy how many of these variants got me blocked on Twitter, bro
we need you though gay
yeah oh you're a furry right chat this is one of those things we always see in
the hard watch compilations
I'm a better
good cat yeah you're a real cat aren't ya
somebody has hair cut you look like a chops chudd and PC
You know maybe we'd market as better catnip than here, right?
Yo this
Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. Let me not get banned
I thought what you did you didn't do it now
Mason how much you want to bet the birds in the parking lot of cameras they were watching us on the way in
I saw them
Right you talking to your chat or something?
You want it? We're being watched
I was just gonna tell you that maple wood market got great deals going on
I don't care
Okay, the birds actually working for this. Yes. Yes. They talked about you. Yeah, they kill you
But maple wood market has the tools you shop over there
Not anything there right now fucking retard. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Go have fun
I don't want any. This is going to be my next victim. Hey, look, it's a caution stand.
Pussy.
Chat, you got a sub if you want to keep the. Oh, what do you want? Yo, bro, you frame
my ass right now. Looking for some extra juice for those muscles. You are speaking
to private first class Ramirez.
Yo, come here right now, buddy.
Say it, don't spray it, bro.
Damn.
You got to spin all over my streaming drone.
Sorry, sir.
Yo, do they got a lift?
Yo, do they like a veteran or something?
Sir, yes, sir.
You know, you would get a hell of a veteran discounts
that Maple would market.
Wait, really?
I guess I'll shop there instead.
Yeah.
Hold on, cah.
Hold on, bitch.
Yo, so, about that sponsorship you were offering, bruh, I ain't doin' shit for your sub-5 wage max to John Mindy Moidas, Maplewood, about to mug you chuds.
He just fried his shit.
Oh my god, he just fried his shit.
Wait, what's on here?
Sanity system end of day stat shopping cart random break room after the pranks I quit
in for high priority hook up new fish tank replacement after poaching for Maplewood
needing intercom let's just display it to someone catering to manager's office add
SFX to all kind of defensive pick-up snail, but workage what the f...
Yo gang, is this nigga moussa?
Only one dialogue at a time. The nigga's a bot!
Yo, this nigga's moussa? Who's about to work for this moussa nigga?
I was hoping you'd recognize this opportunity for some extra growth, but it seems like your little business is getting fucking pussy.
I'm starting with the real niggas. Yeah, you try work at me boy
I'm coming Martin
You let the streamer version of bully you like the lighters game is great, bro
I was even I was even expected to play this shit today
I've had two customers coming today already. Thank you for whatever
Yo, tell me Martin in the chat
Yo, bro, I got some tea for you. I touched the snake managing the food hub
They want you out so they can build a mall those bursted pipes to do which was all
Wg2 Joe's the one that told me about a shit. Oh my god. I knew it. They're racist
Yes, they're racist. It ain't that deep bro. Anyway, we got to do something these chugs are trying to sabotage your shit
I said we get back at him. Okay, but uh, how they're like them like they hit you
I can find something to burst their pipes. It'll be gas, bro
You're just a kid
Dollar company I was like a wet floor sign and yes, yes, they'd get their asses
Fucking hell big shot lawyers and get the suit this you're right
But you know what we can hit them where it hurts their corny ass and PC front
they try to maintain okay okay we can do that you can do that what do you mean
like trying to ruin their reputation some gangsta shit yeah it's called getting
canceled you booners complain about it all the time but yeah if I can expose
their fake persona how would you cancel me not bad I'll figure something how
would you cancel me chat oh let's get them cancel them you're going to which
con poster Kenny chocolate bro everything's been done bro every time
we beat with another con that's all they do bro can't get cancer where should I
go hello again I hope you and Martin over at Maplewood Market are doing well
actually I was tripping I look he agree with you yeah I'm the 48 whatever
right they're going out of business anyway I'm the 48 yes you understand
now we miss them dearly listen to break really things night can I use you
guys's break room real quick first if I'm gonna do this I'm gonna need some
prime energy first. Yeh-ho sponsors.
All right, since we have a partnership now, I...
Wait, what do you say the call was?
What the fuck was that?
Dan Loyal customer.
Where's the break room?
Hello again, Loyal customer. I hope the proposal we discussed is coming together well.
The break
Yeah, let's switch con chat anything in here. What's in here? I had a laxatives. Yes
Why are we telling social media god damn it? Okay, then it's such a jit, bro
Your chat any of you guys in this pile man, none of my viewers are losers. He guys are cool
Look at the races.
Hey, yo, hold up.
Every person you hired is white.
Yes.
Every single older race got a big X on their application.
Yes.
Chad, that sucks, right?
Chad, that sucks?
Yes or no?
Chad, make sure to join the Discord.
Chad, join the Discord.
That's basically what Discord in the chat.
You can't see commands on chat on screen,
But just know they doing that shit. It's missing with this was a second shot
That's actually where I made one of my I've been in the wire to discord tabic in the music
How goes your little secret ops mission? Oh shit. I have to go to the fucking man. I'm my dumb ass
Wrong way drew. Yeah, watch your mouth watch your mouth. I'll watch it for you to be intimidation
Chat am I goaded check my goaded
I found something kind of sus in the break room bruh while you're rejecting everyone who ain't
white huh?
Oh, those applications aren't even supposed to be there.
Rest assured though, we hire suddenly based on experience and merit.
Right, you're programmed to say that shit.
We here at Food Hub strive for the fuck out.
Please excuse me. I have a phone meeting scheduled with the district manager.
Chat, am I alpha?
Yes sir, alpha is fuck.
How do I eavesdrop on this little shit?
I don't understand this conversation.
Is it fucking robot?
Yeah, we eavesdropping on this fucking geezer.
Mmm, pasture raised organic.
Yes.
Get me right. Get me tight.
Hey Jim, how's it going?
Not too bad, not too bad over here.
You know, I think we're not too far away from getting rid of that Indian asshole over at
Maplewood.
Yep, it's great.
It's not worth it looking forward to it.
You know, what's not great is all these immigrants that are applying to work here.
I mean, have they looked around?
You don't belong here.
Yeah, no.
Why do you keep your applications immediately?
They're still doing the same at the other places, huh?
Good good good. Oh
Coach are you tripping buddy?
Now coach you tweaking and me I want 30 viewers nigga
Cancel all over Twitter nigga got his ass out here
Yeah, we got the dream come fucking mother check all the stores on this fuck dream come time
Let me get a whoo if you're ready to get a one in the chat if you're ready for dream con
Run up on me like that and knock your ass out bitch
One in the chat ready for cream con I get it and who's going this year for a though
Us us
is anybody gonna cream conditio chat I'm your favorite streamer right and if
you are you fucking son
sub dude still dead streamer have you climbed to the iron yeah break at least
the hundo if we're gonna any pussy at twinge con yeah watch your fucking
mouth like my staff yeah bro I'm at 134 broke a hundred just like I said I
would dude holy shit even kept those viewers still now after twinge con you
should move to Austin join all the other hundred viewer andes anyway ready to go
let's do it we got her out of content here time to network in the big lead we
out of here
what the fuck
what the fuck sorry dude i couldn't find these spots close to the elevator
What the fuck we're lagging?
I told you, bro.
Chat, y'all hear me?
Shut the fuck up, we need to get out.
I'm losing viewers.
Fuck, you're getting taken out right now, dude.
Holy, I know where it is.
Chat!
Y'all hear me?
Are we lagging?
I'm following you.
Okay, let's go chat I'm laughing a method
Yeah, let's get one and sell bats lag. Do you hear me is it cutting out top lag or is it like black screen?
Fuck I'm losing viewers by the second
hurry up oh my god we're about to be some 100 we're about to be some 100
Ford Mordz get in there hurry up we made it we made it we made it we made it
hello you made it sorry about that dude did you lose many viewers I don't
I don't wanna talk about it, bro.
I'm a fucking dead streamer again.
Nah, we have twinge gone, bro.
This is the place to network.
Those views you had were amateur numbers compared to what you'll get here.
Trust me, bro.
Facts.
Nah, you spitting facts for real, though.
It's gonna be so much shit here for me to farm.
I was tripping.
Facts.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm the fucking goat.
That's some nonchalant dread head energy right there, dude.
Alright, jumpy happen.
Jesus Christ.
Let's get in there.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
We got anyone good in right now. All right, switch con chat
Give it up. I don't you ain't got what it takes. All right, yeah, yeah, and that is it
for today's episode
Upstream whatever the fuck this game called. Yo, this game's goofy ass fuck
They game goofy shit game
Wait, how do I save?
Wait, I gotta save.
Fuck. I can't leave yet.
Yo, get out!
Fuck away, gang.
Partner, I'm a fucking partner in the-
Fuck.
What up? Here from my entry badge.
Name's Kaden Brentley.
Okay. Let's take a look here.
Hmm. Doesn't seem like you're partnered.
Okay, I'm a cat.
I am though.
Kishin got accepted right before I got here. Must not have gone through yet.
You know I can see your account details right? You've never applied for partnership.
I'm Ariza, hold on.
How about I apply to be your partner then, Shadi?
You look like a whole Dr. Yeast meal.
ZzZ
Do you want to get banned from the convention?
GG
I said go to the other line
GG
What up here for my entry badge did you just cut those people waiting before you back of the line will call you up
When it's your turn
Please I need to get in there. I just lost like 200
GG
I'll have to solve stories and be some crazy shit. Absolutely not back in a lot
Please speed I need this my mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out
Oh, she likes me. Are you trying not to laugh, bro?
You disrespectful as shit laughing at me, bro muffin, but okay fine. Here's your back
Yeah, come on. Yeah. Thank you. Shut ass nigga. Hey, are you all ass niggas sitting on line? Hey, look at my homeboy boom ass mod
Yo, what the fuck
No, you think I'm in here
Yo mods make sure you clip and stuff. This is a thousand viewers
Hello, I am streaming you're also a twin streamer
yes yeah I am good job bro it wasn't a question I am here to network and
hopes of taking any I yours for myself you'll get the fuck away from you out of
here bro you're already taking my viewers to allow me to use your network
for my own now in the future I will allow you one stream with me once I have
surpassed you do we have a deal whatever gay okay fine I'm known for
help in the needy anyway great I have noted your username on your badge I
will follow up with you in direct messages I will now end this
conversation to network with others I gotta get the fuck out of here get the
fuck away from me but oh we got to all these things in the time now you in
particular I'm talking about my stream it's at the core of being a
streamer but remember the viewers aren't oh no we gotta talk to all these
people we gotta find a bad though to save gang we're talking to everybody
Right here.
Campbell?
Oh, let's find a bed real quick.
Save and sleep.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be lit.
We gonna find ourselves in this bitch.
Bro, I'm sober.
It said find Rage in chat?
Wait, what?
the chat said find rage oh my god that's so cool wait am I am I like famous? wait
wait your chat should we gamble? wait wait wait what the fuck y'all in the fucking game
yo that's kind of fucking cool what the fuck wait that's kind of fucking late
yo what my name what my name pop up again
fight rage look fight rage oh my god yo what the fuck I'm pushing yeah we got
I got a function in the bed.
Y'all, I got a function in this home, nigga.
I got a function in this next week.
This channel deserves to follow our vibe, man.
These donators are the fucking dickheads, bro.
All right, don't chat.
Look, we about to stream every fucking day, up into April.
Might miss one day, because I want to try to,
My house will be possible
But I have to try my hardest to make it to
Do I'm saying yo, there's a fucking mouth in this bitch
We started trim kind of late chat we're gonna start a little bit earlier. I do want to get a little pink page
patreon's in real quick
So I'm gonna get out of here. I should go to the gym. This is fucked chat gym or patreon
Know what I asked Greg
Let's see what Greg says
What do you think what do you think Greg gonna say?
Jim or patreon
Oh, one piece. Let's get it.
It is a fucking chud, bro.
Oh, five-star chud?
Come VC
Come VC for what? Wait, which VC
I
Chat I'm out here. Don't play. I won't I won't I won't trigger. I won't I won't I won't it's not I won't trigger chill
see that's weird I supposed to click I'm supposed to enter you know like this
now the awkward game
bye niggas