When I wake up I'm... Penny X.
When they're never gonna watch my tracks,
When they're never gonna watch my hands,
I
No intro, no intro, no intro, no intro, no intro, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Yup, L-Rain, bro, what the fuck?
Get out of my hands!
Can't I jump in that?
Can't I jump in that?
It's time to commit, honey, what am I doing?
My lover's saying I'm taking it back.
She had her mouth to shut him up, girl.
She had her mouth to shut him up.
I was just swimming in there with her swimming in there.
I'm telling you.
You don't believe in my creed, but you won't ever believe it.
On a scale of one-to-one honey,
how would you believe that nigga dropping tonight?
Back to back streams?
Why you surprised?
I stream almost goddamn every day besides weekends.
Unless some bullshit with flights get fucked up.
In another state.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here.
Zero he dropped a tracklist and shit though
And he dropped a shot list
He album of the year hold on to see a nigga the chest they
Might have been made bro. What do you come up?
I miss y'all niggas think for the sun and man is gonna be fit for the sun
I'll leave a breath they for the sun they for the frown how y'all feeling
would y'all eat today chat talk to me what's the vibe y'all on oh yeah I got
to correct some with y'all by the way you got bad news
Oh, it's not that bad. It's not that deep
Not that deep
Beans and rice see that's baddies game not cuz rice and beans are baddies, but you just had beans and rice no fucking
No meat
No meat in that bitch no protein. I mean beans protein, but you need some meat in that motherfucker, bro
It's a meat in that shit
Love me some meat
Check that one if you like me
Yes, that's a meat to okay guys make sure I
Know you like it raw. I can't eat no meat raw. I ain't trying to get some of them. So I'm an early
That's that new jay. Okay. We have two bad news two bad news
Two bad news to two bad. Oh tell Jason. Oh my god the wallet the wallet chain
your game would you get off shouldn't get back to the your spot send me a
picture that one the chain please please
Listen look bad news. I don't think it's that bad though, but bad news
Bad news
No stream tomorrow
No stream tomorrow, okay
No stream tomorrow
I
Know patreon tonight
Okay, but that means I'll give y'all
Patroners like a 3 p.m. Patreon in the daytime. I can't stream tomorrow
And one more thing I
Watch you take it without y'all
I'm playing I'm playing I didn't watch it here. I feel everything else is true, but I didn't watch it to give it out y'all
Oh my
I'm lying. I'm lying. I'm joking. God damn. Holy funny thing guys. Holy shit
What the fuck I
Swarm off I didn't watch it again. That's where I was joking. I was a troll. I wanted a bad news to keep coming
I don't know what else to say
I'm trolling a trolley, bro, but now there's no we'll watch JGK tomorrow afternoon
Say wallahi wallahi wallahi gang wallahi I promise
Saturday stream down bit baby shower ship, but Sunday stream go stream Sunday
We go see Sunday. Usually what we want to stream Sunday. We go see Sunday
Is that fine
you
you
you
you
you
You're a loser, see, I don't, this can't be normal.
I don't want this to become a thing, a grunt who's never typed in my chat, just come in
here and type, you're, you're, you're, you're, Jenny, Jenny, holy asshole, I'm Yeet, you're
a loser.
Okay.
Jenny, what the, she's gifted every goddamn day.
You gifted every day this week.
Why you gifted, why you sharing the love
to us like that, Jenny?
What going on?
Browwer 777, what the fuck?
I like that username bro.
I like that username and right before that YRG
and it's our job five get this on the calm.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, I appreciate him give this you're a go rage man sub
On YouTube for a few years, but not on twitch much. Oh my god academics father
Chat everybody say hi to academic father. He's been wired. He only on YouTube. Tell him how much he's missed out over the years game
You've been missing out
Broward what another fog jipped it
Jason want to party with you?
Hey, I'm on bro, I don't, I don't be outside like that no more game.
I was just outside last week for, what was I outside for?
Was I even outside?
Oh no, we went to that boxing shit.
Was that last week or two?
Damn, I'm old.
Yo, yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all get one day out of the month for me to go outside, bro.
I'm on now, bro.
I fell off.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
Bro, you're gonna start posting to IG notice faster.
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
Is it not up?
What do you mean, faster?
It's been up since I've been live.
Wait, wait, wait, chat, shut up.
Jenny said it's been a hard day.
Your shit's made me live, so of course I'm a show of love.
We appreciate it.
There ain't no chat.
Chat, everybody chat right now.
Grab a partner's hand. Lean back to your chairs or your bed. Close your eyes.
Breathe in through your nose.
I'll do your mouth.
How you feeling right now?
What's up?
How y'all feelin right now?
Broward got air!
You a scammer?
Another five!
You feel good now?
Shea, why I feel like I'm gettin sick.
I might not be though.
I think I fought her last night. I think it went away.
I think I felt it, but then it went away.
My voice was a little scratchy.
But I think I fought it off.
Fight that little nigga off for some shit.
You know what I'm sayin?
Cause by now my throat would have been sore or some shit.
Oh my God!
There he goes, I got it. Oh my God!
Y'all missed my happy yesterday.
It's funny because he was completely dead ass
and he felt so bad afterwards.
Jason was in the kitchen.
They were all just chatting. Me, Jordan, Jason, everybody.
My homies, family, everything.
Jordan goes up to Jason.
He's like, brah, I fucking love your super brah.
I got one too and started like trying to talk trying to show me the Supra and then
Just like I don't have a Supra
What do you tell about a Supra?
And then Jason's like wait no
Ray has a super
Long answer like oh my god, and then my cousin Mark was like is
That why you told me you're excited to see Ray tomorrow yesterday. You said Ray was coming over
I was fucking confused because I saw Jason and I forgot about it
But just not remembering yes, I'm the catch you told me Ray was coming over, but Jordan dead
I was a huge deadass thought Ray was coming over for some reason
Why would he think Ray's coming over? Why would he think it was Ray?
Jenny would another yo yo yo sugar mama
Thank you for the 25
thank you so your chat hearts for Jenny in the chat Prower with another five
who's big with another big five what's your fastest car my mate yeah my mate
right me our OSCS coming to my crib bro sand in a week bro let me let me
chill bro send it a week for me I can't take all that stimulation right
I
Can't our M.A.
It's Ray at Zach bea is a evil wizard who's that
Who's that again?
Can I drive your M.A. water fuck I
Feel like I met a nigga named that bea
I knew about JTK, okay we were real, but let's get through some links.
Hold on though.
What's going on with y'all today, y'all?
I opened the con one time, man.
For the first time in YG history, I've seen some positivity.
I see niggas telling me they love me and shit.
Like what's going on?
You look gay as you look.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Dragon Tildo Jenny
Just pushes the 10.6 we bout to be at 11 soon, game.
A honey can on the way.
Grace Vibrayer, okay.
Jenny, holy fuck, bro.
Yo, yo, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Agalapio, Jenny, bro.
You working too hard for that money to be giving me like that.
No cap.
DCPXYG statue.
I should get a statue.
Okay, I ain't go out before I die. I do want to statue myself somewhere
What do you think is my best chances of getting a statue me made at like a what area?
Like for what cause
Like what are my best chances of getting a statue your house, okay, no
That don't count miss ready gamer girl. It's hanging get
Miss Red appreciate that you're out of you sure
Appreciate those out of you know what's that I want us a good cause
Jimmy tell her of you oh my god wait I was on Twitter watching this video
And it was like a movie breakdown or movie review of this
If this dad and his daughter that go to look like they're in some town or something they want to go camping and then there's some
Cult of motherfuckers they're trying to take his daughter to like Ken apparition
He's like a x CIA force fighting them off and they end up taking her acting
And before the movie starts in the beginning they killed the two couple that were there first
One movie was that taking no
So Liam Neeson. No, no, we gotta get back to watching our movie breakdowns, bro
No, it's not okay, hold on look
It's not live
All right, bro, what the fuck is that?
Is that AI titties shaking on my timeline Jenny with the 25 kids. They'll go back
Yeah, oh, I found it Jenny with the 25 get me again Jenny chill
I say this like a watch the fucking your car no, too
Jenny
Would have another 25 she is that how much for the week are you at Jenny?
Wait, it's like she can this one fuck a high-tran right now
All right Chad look at this shit, bro
Suddenly rushed out of the woods and I help you with something whoa
Filthy rich hey prove it prove how filthy rich you are
prove I feel the rich you are a little fucking motherfucker you I'll believe you
I'll believe you I'll believe me real I'm bleeding for the rich prove it yo
thank you filter it for the ten give this my name sweet I'm Simone hold on
do we know there's something it is this is just goes to show you how great
they are they as a woman the greatest species on this planet they've been
shown mad love look at the names that have been gifted lately yes of course my
fellas are a little crazy as well but the ladies really been shown month of
their I mean love on their month it is women's history month and they're
supporting me as well gay you know they don't have to it's their month
They don't have to do that.
That just goes to show you the power of women
and how thoughtful they are.
Pre-brown, thank you for the five gifteds, of course.
Camessia, with the big 25 gifteds, because you a slut.
I ain't no slut.
I ain't no slut, I'm a human.
Camessia, thank you for the 25 gifteds, honey.
Appreciate that.
Wait, I gotta stop.
I can't call y'all a honey no more, chat.
because then I'm accidentally called streamer honey and
it's gonna be cut, can't cut your honey
you know what I'm saying?
can't do it
honey just for fine shit for now on
oh
you already did gang yeah and y'all dragged it, y'all dragged it
y'all dragged it, that's exactly why
the young couple just came to the lake so we're not fine
yes you're fine warji you're fine yes you're fine
course you're fine
look at you look at you you're fine she
which i think you need to find it is this plan
thanks bro
YO! PRETTY PROUD!
Holy shit.
Thank you, pretty brown.
Um, clan- I mean this cult, sorry.
The young couple just came to the lake for a date,
but out of nowhere, someone suddenly rushed out of the woods.
Can I help you with something?
Whoa, whoa.
Fuck.
Sensing something was wrong, the girlfriend tried to run,
but it was-
First of all,
AI bot bitch, what do you mean sensing something was wrong? Obviously something's wrong pointing up
you
you
you
you
you
You
Away terrified Jack quickly covered her mouth because the attackers were right above
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
This is getting stale, this shit!
No.
After everything went quiet above, Jack slowly came out to check the situation.
After confirming the attackers had left, the father and daughter had no choice but to survive in the wild
because they had left their phones in the-
See, this time it's trying to come out.
This is why I think I need to get an eye surgery.
Because let's say I'm in this situation, and I got contacts here and my contacts dry out.
What happened?
Well, what if I'm wearing my glasses in the morning and I fall and my glasses fall in my face
I'm in the wilderness on glasses.
I can't see because it's a bunch of grass.
I'm blind, I'm Velma.
I'm Velma now.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Not in your own eyes, I'm banning you.
Cause this, I actually needed a,
like I'm looking for a real, like,
I'd be thinking about that situation a lot.
Like what if I'm in a plane,
the plane crashes, we're stranded.
She's like, shit's happening, my glass is probably
going to break.
They decided to get out of the woods first.
There's no sampling solution outside, bro.
Soon they found an abandoned railway, lost in unsure of direction.
They followed the tracks, hoping to find nearby residents for help.
Unexpectedly after walking for a while, Jack spotted an RV ahead.
To be safe, Jack had his daughter stay behind him and decided to check if anyone was inside.
After observing for a bit, they found no one inside.
So Jack curiously opened the door.
Before they could react, a big man suddenly attacked from behind.
But then Jack reacted fast and knocked him down temporarily, but then several more men rushed out seeing his daughter about to be taken
Jack had no choice, but to fight them to the death
Although we took down a two of them another huge man walked over and quickly be yo game
Another huge man walked out
Damn, what's up with- what the fuck?
And quickly beat Jack into a daze, realizing he was no match.
Jack pulled away the wood blocking the RV, and used momentum to trap the big man.
Only then did he manage to escape again with his daughter.
But soon his daughter tripped and fell, as the-
Classic.
Classic.
To trap the big man.
Only then did he manage to escape again with his daughter.
But soon his daughter tripped and fell, as the son was about to set.
No choice but to hide in a rock crevice for the night when Dan came the next day his daughter went to find a place to use the bathroom
But saw the attack. Oh
Why you just know I don't give a fuck I'm sorry
I know privacy is everything but my dollars is not going off to use the bathroom. I'll turn around
I'm coming. I'll turn around bro. We're being hunted right now game. Fuck that fucking me my daughter went to go look for the bathroom
Fuck
Hackers not far ahead frightened Amy turned and ran at the same time Jack also ran into his observation
Oh wait, he's observation. How can turn out danger?
Luckily Jack was a retired special forces soldier and managed to kill the attacker in return
Then the father and daughter quickly ran into the woods
But the attackers soon spotted them as they ran for their lives
They suddenly found a clip ahead to survive. They had no choice but to jump down
They thought oh bro, that's right. What if you jump off one of these and it's like shallow. Oh my god
Would you just jump off one of these, one time, then you in a movie scene and a shallow as fuck?
Like just rocks.
Oh my god!
All it takes is you landing on the wrong spot and there's one big ass rock like near the fucking surface.
No choice but to jump down.
This is gonna be my ass.
They thought this would help them escape, but they underestimated the number of attackers.
As soon as they climbed out of the river, they ran straight into a group of them.
That's enough!
Then Jack was knocked unconscious with a rock before a-
Wait, wait, wait.
As soon as they climbed out of the river, they ran straight into a group of them.
Yo, I'll be so tight, yeah. Yo, I'll be so-
That's enough!
Then Jack was knocked unconscious with a rock before Amy could react.
They threw Jack into the river.
Only after watching his body drift farther away did the attackers finally leave satisfied.
Okay, well, well, well, and then what? And then what? What do you mean? And then what?
What happens?
And what? This making miss those movie re-recaps we used to do.
What happens after that? No, no, no, I got what? What's the name of that? What's the
name of the movie? Fuck, I aced out. No, no, no, no, wait a movie just ended up.
You did that, you did that.
Wait, we're not in person.
Wait, wait, wait, there's no way to...
That's not the end of it.
What was the name of that shit?
Fuck.
Okay, I got it.
Just came to the lake for a day.
What's the name of this movie?
What's the name of it?
One Mile Chapter...
Wait, One Mile.
One Mile.
We gotta see the movie recap on that.
There's no way that's the ending.
One Mile Movie Recap.
Wait, one mile too?
The fuck?
The story begins with Alex recalling an email about art school.
Oh, hell no!
and chef throws her into a chaotic terrifying fort.
I know you seen what Twitter was doing yesterday.
I know you seen what Twitter was doing yesterday.
Y'all saw that shit on the trending page?
Your agent Jason chaotic day in Miami and earlier today they said your agent Jason
chaotic dog fest there's a spamming of shit in the training
spamming I twice spamming that motherfucker
what happened to the little girl? did they take her?
the guards inside the moving vehicle and uses the zip ties to choke the driver.
elsewhere wane checks on lily and the baby.
what the fuck?
what did this happen?
he loves if he does not comply, leaving danny to explain the t-
if for him.
he urgently asks if sh-
the radio system is warning.
claiming she is now-
Oh, fuck!
There what?
Ear Gluffy, take the Luffy out of your name, fam.
You banned me for like two days for saying something that wasn't even offensive.
Imagine having the God of Freedoms and the Freer of Slaves as your Twitch name and still banning people for no reason.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, it's really letter right here. Oh my god, there's more.
One of the gang members throws Danny into a ditch, assuming he is dead, dead, and they leave the area.
After some time, Danny regains consciousness.
Yo, lookie, why you got pressed like that by terrain cruisers?
Ha ha!
His daughter and Stanley Dixon's group are gone.
Using the skills and training he acquired as a former Special Forces officer,
Danny begins tracking the gang.
Following their trail, he discovers that Stanley Dixon's hideout is located on a remote island connected by a narrow access route.
As he continues tracking, Danny reaches one of gang camps.
The gang members are drunk, drinking beer and relaxing.
We in Miami turn and cup another notch.
Taking advantage of the situation, Danny sneaks in and launches a surprise attack.
Meanwhile, Alex is being held captive at Stanley Dixon's main base.
A woman enters the room carrying a bowl of rice and tells Alex not to try to escape.
That woman is the same woman who went on a honeymoon with at the beginning a year ago. Now now she is heavily pregnant
While they are talking Stanley Dixon enters and begins lecturing Alex trying to justify his actions
Refusing to listen Alex suddenly makes a run from it. However, Stanley Dixon orders his men not to harm her
He tells to properly persuade her instead Alex runs all the way to the seashore
But when she looks out, she sees nothing but the vast ocean stretching endlessly, with no landed sight.
Realizing she has no way to escape, she loses hope.
Stanley Dixon approaches and calmly talks to her, convincing her that escape is impossible.
Understanding that she cannot get away, Alex quietly follows him back.
At the same time, Danny has already taken down Group.
When he asks about his daughters where is she, one man angrily tells his men to shut up.
man to shut up. Danny becomes furious and cuts off one man's fingers. You know where his
daughter is. Before one of the men can answer, another gang member mockingly says that by
now, the girl is probably having a good time with one of their men. Enraged, Danny stabs
the man in the neck with a knife. The man does not die immediately. Danny clearly tells
her that he won't die right away. He will suffer in pain for a while before he finally
dies.
Terrified one man finally wait wait who's that wait?
business
Well actresses again
While before he finally dies
Terrified one man finally admits that Alex is being held on an island when Danny asks why they kidnapped her one man answers that it is for childbirth
In truth Stanley Dixon's Island was once a peaceful and happy place
but toxic chemical waste dumped by factories contaminated their water supply.
Okay.
Because of the poisoning, the women on the island became unable to bear children.
As a result, Stanley Dixon devised a plan to kidnap women and force them to give birth.
Why don't you go where the pitch is at, man, nigga?
Go where the hell's that? What the fuck?
When Danny asked how to get to the island one man shouts for his men not to answer
Danny kicks that man hard in the face to silence him. Yo, one of the game members
Time Danny realize load out. I'm gonna let me tell you Dixon son
So Danny asked me to call Stanley Dixon and tells him that if he wants his son to live
Oh, yeah, it's classic Stanley Dixon brings Alex classic and heads to meet them
Meanwhile, Danny secretly studies the enemy camp and comes up with a detailed plan.
He turns on the gas valves and checks everything carefully.
He finds a room that could serve as a hiding spot he has already prepared a strategy to
rescue his daughter.
Soon, Stanley Dixon and his men arrive at the island where his son is being captured.
When they reach the camp, Stanley Dixon orders his men to split up.
He says he will go alone with Alex, and no one else should follow unless he gives
a signal. Danny is ready. When Stanley Dixon reunites with his son, he secretly signals
his men. Alex quietly warns her father that many enemies are outside. According to the
plan, Danny and Alex rush into the room filled with gas. Moments later, the room explodes
in flames. As Danny and his daughter escape, Stanley Dixon's entire group appears to
be destroyed. Yes. Believe in Stanley Dickson. No, no, no. Do the same shit with a bomb on
the mofo. Bomb is not gonna kill everybody. Danny and me fire, flee the island. However,
Danny does not realize that Stanley Dickson actually survived classic in the end. Classic.
Danny regains a happy and peaceful family. Okay, so yeah, you got me with the Twitter
video, but this movie was probably like a four out of 10 probably. I ain't gonna lie.
It's probably like a 3.9 out of 10. Realistically, not even watching it. It's probably like
What the fuck is it?
Is that almost a million like?
Yo
Oh my god
Get on your feet!
GG.
That's Charlie Kirk White cosplay bro.
Erica Kirk cosplay GG.
Yo, his fucking costume designers are makeup motherfuckers fucking
You see go fit the big is all wrong
Then they go get tight bro. We're praying for all the soldiers and troops
That's great that you're praying but
How about all the kids that died when the USA hit the town?
It broke my heart, that is the...
That's why we say our prayers
What the fuck is he talking like that?
Does he talk like that?
Erica?
And that is why we say our prayers
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
We are all
And we are all his children, but when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed trinity
which is why I hold the Bible.
Why is he doing that?
No offense.
I ain't never seen a...
I'm not wanting to say it, but I don't watch these conservative women, so I don't know
what man it is.
I ain't no norfizer, I'll watch the videos.
Sweet cream foam, chai-ais matcha, and Bella will have all organic hot-conk.
Yes, everything is organic!
Oh, fuck it!
And we're gonna play
For the land of the free
Yo, who was doing this nigga's makeup?
Three, three, seven, oh, are you ready?
We have to protect all men in America, especially all white men in America.
Those are the boys that we care about in this country.
America is built on their backs.
Because they are the ones who mattered most
I'll be wondering how do them motherfuckers that be doing skin it would how do they be feeling they'd be here and shit like that, bro
Are they like I'm just doing for the brand-name. I'll give 40 more for it. Come on. You're like look at this shit, bro
This is not crazy
This nigga better go crazy on Halloween bro, cause this make up more fucks than some demons.
Pray for Drusky Chats.
The white niggas gonna let him like it was the 1800s.
Oh boy, oh yeah, stay safe out there, Drusky.
Just find me cause you'll see a white family of three just like this in Michigan.
Why Michigan?
I mean, I could like, I could see it, I could see it, I could see this in Michigan.
No cap. Yo, he did yo gang
Are they riding on Twitter bro, I'm sorry. We won't look at the comments
I've never seen white people this fat
All right
Fuck is this
She's ducking a marocco trip.
I'm not.
You know what's crazy, I'm leaking, I don't give a fuck, I love you, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, I seen him trying to get this clip at first, he walked over with the camera,
and I guess she didn't notice.
He ain't getting a response.
I'm the fuck agent! When are we going? Fuck! Literally whenever! When are we going?
Ask me if agent ever invited me to do a dual trip. No, fucking Emily and fuck it's
gonna gotta be there. Ask me! Ask me if agent ever invited me to Morocco
I
Jenny they put a 25
Let's go lock Peggy five times a day for two weeks or fuck Erica Kirk druski wants a day for a week
You're a crumb to be honest this Pokemon though
Jenny
What did you know it shows you the train? Thank you for the 25 get this again Jenny
We're at 10.793.
Rave your duet and have a gore like 10, you five times a day for two weeks or fuck Erica Kirk-Droosty once a day for a week.
Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck?
Uh, late March.
I told you starting on April.
See? See?
I'm selling neighbor.
Bro, chase on it bro.
Hello, my friend. Are you ready to go to the hood? Maya, I am more than ready to go
to the hood. Can you say the same? Are you ready to spin the block? Oh, we're not spinning
the block block you know what I'm saying are you ready game you're taking to the
hood yes I'm taking my to the hood yes I'm ready to spin no you're already
that's been in the block no no no you're gonna visit the block you're gonna
visit the block we gonna have we go we're gonna learn and have some fun
we're taking my to the hood and we're going to the Everglades that's gonna
be a good clap. It's gonna be a good clap. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. What's
that other pen I seen? What's that other? Yeah, what is this? We got foam. Why are
I saw this off stream already. You did. What did I say that I hate for him? What did
I say that I hate farms I hate
Here he dropped jayda, can you give me the update on the eat?
And I saw Emily 2k shit too, I didn't see it. I saw y'all talking about it
You know every time beating me no fucking 2k nigga stop it nigga. Come on, bro
You dropped two hours ago shit so asked for your chill. No, it's not bro
No, it's not bro
Come on, I just became a geek fan. I can't this can't happen to me
Look at Max's reaction
The fuck is it?
What the fuck you show me
What the fuck is that?
Guys!
You told me!
You told me at the end!
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
What do y'all guess that- What is that on-
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god
Oh
Yeah, have you ever just I'm not even am I tripping have you ever just so shit like that before he could have pot his fucking knee
Drag Queen dropped
Audio muted oh my foe the end of Oak Street song and Hathaway. What is this hat scary movie?
I'm done. No game. Why? Why do you all send me scary movie trailers? I'm not watching this shit.
You're gonna tell about how a little scary game.
Mom?
What's happening to us?
I think...
our house?
I can't move it.
Our whole street has moved.
Now that is not even possible.
We have to get out of here.
What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
The fucking T-Rex? What the fuck was that?
Wait, I'm curious. Now that you've twittled my twine.
You've twittled my twine. What the fuck is going on there?
on there.
Earth's the Bible, you bold.
Twist your dick next.
That's how y'all just rollin' shit.
That's when y'all just get to rollin' shit and just y'all just be sayin' shit sometimes.
Like what the fuck is he talkin' about?
Like what the fuck is he talkin' about when he said that?
Twist your dick next Twist your dick next
Twist your dick next
You made it this way?
No, it's just for kind of booty for what we all like, goddammit.
See if he invited me to the discord.
Oh, he did.
No!
I like that
She'd be vibing to the discord. Oh, you did
I check
We are just in the waiting room ready to join the podcast whatever
Yeah, I haven't been in a podcast in some time though
What am I supposed to do this is cool shit with the brugs though some cool shit
I think you sit on it. Wait, it's wicks on that rockout. Lee is on it
I've had to see Blast Royce in there, but when Kanye dropped, I told him I got a dip.
You did what I'm saying?
That's well.
Yeah, what's up?
Isn't it?
Mask on.
Hey, sweetheart.
Y'all.
We're good, fam.
we're good
what's it going through bro? What do you mean my nigga?
you good? you need me to come up there? i'm i'm i'm gonna be up there in a few days
bro. Today I literally just got a little
Okay, so wait, did you listen to that album yet?
I did, I did.
Was it worth slicking your hair back for?
I'm not legally obligated to answer that.
Shout out to that beer, shout out to that beer.
They got the same manager, right?
Wait, bro. No, no, that's actually not I
Just became an eat fan, bro. Let's look at four to this
This is not good looks for a new eat fan, bro
We can't be part of each other. All right, baby. I
Told you
I don't remember Harry Potter too much at all.
Oh, wow
I really don't so this would this would be good if this sounds good. That's actually good because I really remember
I don't know the basics of shit
Your parents for the kindest bravest people I ever met
They were funny
I remember fucking with this nigga
What was the name for what they believed was right? Dumbledore. Is that Dumbledore the next time I see you
Oh Hagrid being a piece
HAHAHAHA
Get frost
Lopper?
Oh, never said I was a mishap
You're very potter-fair bro
I'm from Grounds, I can't watch this shit
I just didn't expect great things from you
I don't know what I'm watching
Oh
The flying nimbus
How about that fucking shit if I can fucking play that game?
What's the name of that game shit that game? Oh my god. I used to watch that shit
I don't know why I used to get excited watching them games, bro. What's the name of that game?
The what the flying nimbus also
It was like
Who the fuck is that?
Are you really Harry Potter?
You had niggas like that in this motherfucker?
Who these?
They look a little like a swaggy.
Oh
No, oh, are they Matt? Oh, he wasn't but are they mad at are they are they tight? Oh
Shit wait are they tight wait, you know, that's up. Wait. I just don't realize
Yeah, oh shit, they might be crashing
Shit
Are you really Harry Potter?
I think that's a good catcher for Harry, I ain't gonna lie.
Girl, I'm good for modern movies.
They're actually getting death threats.
Wait, what?
What?
Unnecessary race swap down the line. I really don't remember how integral how important he was to the movie
Is he like a main character type shit that everybody's just like he hung important?
Bro, yes
Yes, very
Watching a Harry Potter show. I remember shit about Harry Potter, bro
How many Harry Potter movies are there?
HATES!
What's Harry Potter's story for a stone?
Those look as lucky as fuck that a nigger like me didn't stumble upon the elder wand.
Kiz-ID be waxing a lot of these niggers.
First
Okay, which one is your favorite Harry favorite Harry potting in you and you think Harry Potter
Do you like Harry Potter more than you like Lord of the Rings?
What's better all the time Harry Potter Lord of the Rings how much Lord of the Rings and Lord of the Rings is fucking goatee
No way Harry Potter better than the Lord of the Rings
It is what
Everybody's way better
actually, okay, what's the
Common movie nowhere to think what is the movie nowhere to take like like what are the nerds be saying which one better?
I'm not gonna discord their own
Lord of the rings oh Lord of the rings the nerves the same Lord of the rings
The other reason little he better in every way aim. I said Lord of the rays is better in every way
Yeah, that shit is good as fuck out all but also don't remember about Harry Potter. So
that should be
Peace. Why make it a chess in peace?
Okay, chat. Star Wars or Harry Potter?
What? I'ma be honest to all due respect to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, but those niggas ain't coming close to revenge of the Sith.
Oh my god, Anakin versus Obi-Wan damn near made me come.
I
Star Wars overrated I don't know if I let Star Wars so much because in this thousand I was younger
just the coolest shit in the world or
But yeah, I got it by some Star Wars
All right Star Wars are Lord of the Rings
Look at these things.
Lord of the Rings is a real overrated one.
Lord of the Rings is not going to lie.
What'd the pen say?
What'd he say?
pin. Homie game update. Oh yeah, I did have that time.
Those are the dragon and the waiting agent.
What the fuck?
What you like?
What's this gonna be like?
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Yo so many people tell me they love-
And we present that watch here- Oh Pussy Jackson is like in love with that shit bro.
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What the fuck was he about to do with that barbell?
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Oh!
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These look kinda cool.
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Yeah, are we playing these?
Are we going to play these?
Yes?
Who you want to see me on that way?
Who do you want to see me on that with?
Oh my God, I just...
Dante.
Mark, TK, yeah, we gotta get TK.
Question mark oh
Bro
Come y'all got a chill on the terrorism bra
There what did you watch the Darth Maul show trailer shit fine?
The what?
Darth Maul show
No, actually have to
Chill on terrorism
Why Brian say shit fire like that?
I don't know, let me hear it again.
Brian talk to me.
You feeling the zesty today?
Yeah, what?
Did you watch the Darth Maul show trailer, shit fire?
He said it normal nigga, get off my nigga dick.
He said it normal.
I'm about to pop in here and see what the freaky ony is going on.
It looks like you're not sure how to do it.
Hello?
Yeah, I was waiting in the waiting room. I don't know if I was a lot of joy yet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I was just telling you on chat, I was just waiting until I get dragged or something.
Ah, ah, hold on, hold on, I'll turn my camera on and shit.
Muted, how am I muted, Chad?
Okay.
Alright, hold on.
Y-Y'all can't hear me? Y'all can't hear them?
Can you do angles again? Are you still GM?
Uh, those resets.
Hello they can't they can't hear y'all I'm trying to make it so they can hear y'all
I don't know what's happening, but my audio is good. What the hell?
What the?
Chat y'all don't hear him?
Why?
TOLD DADDY!!!
Oh did Colton go to the movies?
That's that's coming out my ears chat
My door's locked, Captain Tabby.
Come in!
Watch out, can they hear?
What's up?
They can't hear.
Even another...
Isn't it Strymer X?
They can't hear Discord.
They're here like PC the whole time, but I can't hear the discord I'm in
Right, that's right, right no microphone is streamer eggs speaker number is odd
Wait, where's it?
It's not there why the switch
What do you do?
Fuck me, what do I do, I ain't do nothing?
Is you playing that streamer game today?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Houseperson.
Uh, what, were you a what?
Homie pals.
That, I also don't know.
Also, Josh, I don't know if you're trying to talk, but you're muted as fuckdog.
Like, I don't know if you've been like just getting trampled on, but you are muted.
Is it ready?
Uh, oh, let's see us.
Um, wait, um, so hold on hold on here. Okay. Let's go. Let's
Yeah, have have someone throw that cam on
Get in there get in there
Deep in Black Snape. Lee's coming bro. Lee's gonna be here.
I think Yusef's coming too, but he's gonna be late.
The dog. Okay, Black Snape, what's the rundown? How do we feel?
Look, I'm gonna keep it a beam. I'm gonna keep it a beam.
Look, I need to go Lark, bro. I need to go Lark.
When I watch Harry Potter as a Jit.
Is you playing that streamer game today?
Don't tell me. Shut the fuck up!
When I was playing that game as a Jit.
I mean, watching the movie as a jit, I generally don't remember, I'd be alarmed if I act like I even remember who Black Snake was.
Okay, well there was Black Snake, so we're clear, there was just regular, there was just White Snake, he was just known as Snake.
So he was White Snake, now he's Black Snake?
Well, to be clear, in both versions he is Severus Snake, yeah, he's always Snake, now he is a Black actor.
Now, let me throw you a bomb.
Yeah, the equivalent to Snape in a different movie, and I'll tell you my opinion. That's good or bad
You watch Naruto. Oh, yes
Sasuke's brother
Yeah, yeah, let me give it to you a little because there's a lot of narrative nuance to this so
Snape was in love with Harry's mom Harry Potter's the police protagonist
However, because of that, James Potter, Harry's dad, doesn't like him and bullies the shit
out of him.
So now this whole thing's getting real weird, because this guy's now attacking the only black
character in the fiction for trying to date his girlfriend.
It's already real murky.
Awesome.
Harry doesn't have to do it either.
They're going to have to solve that with a lot of exposition, right?
They're going to have to have the dad be like, I'm okay with the color of his
skin, but his magic makes me furious.
No, it's not that I do this.
So I have to say this.
In any flashback, James Potter's best friend is going to be black.
There's going to be another black dude with him.
They're going to like body cop pair him so they never have to make an explanation.
Are the people of the internet mad about this change?
Okay, the like Aspen Gold viewers are mad.
Like the people who are like, I don't, we need to keep it at it was.
That's how it's going to be.
Harry Potter fans, Matt.
I don't know what Harry Potter fans feel right now.
I feel like a lot of people have jumped off
the Harry Potter train.
I don't hang out with enough 43-year-old Rollins.
How they feel.
Well, as a millennial, as a millennial,
I went to art school with a lot of Harry Potter fans.
And I, and so there's a lot of people
with those like the triangle tattoo thing.
and I do know
everyone who did have one to get a cover up
so right
uh... the whole car not good
the not good feeling maybe
and
i want to be known
chest i'm actually jen z believe it or not nineteen ninety seven was a cut off
i'm a zillennial on the cost right
i made the ninety four beginning in ninety five and what do you want me to
say i'm fucking old is that you're all the stuff well fucking
you're all the stuff
Yeah, how do y'all feel about the change about black snake wait wait wait before we go in on
We got to do this we got it we need we need look we need more black voices in here
Let's go ahead. Yo, you said you're on the fucking air king. How the fuck are we welcome in?
To be fair like you go to India and you get diarrhea that's like get your body has to that's how I get
That's how you get used to the food.
It's got to be like, oh, I die real real good to the hospital, bro.
What's so different about you got to go to the hospital after you eat?
No, well, anywhere you travel, you have to get used to the water and like they use water.
I don't get diarrhea.
What's what?
What did you get?
Like the crazy street food where they're like, I was going to ask about the drinks.
You know where they go?
Oh, no, I love those ones.
It was matching the elbow with a drink.
Yeah.
Put your hands in it.
But it was good though.
Like that's the 10th.
Right.
Yeah.
Also, if any of you guys want to get your chats in here, there's like a link you guys can click in the discord
You just click it
You click it and you join well I could join in my check on me a screen like that
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, all chats will come together
It's the it's the collab is the message from my right
Yeah, yeah, it's Mike's message. You just click on that shit one session. Oh, this is so scary
Oh, but yeah, I've done it energy in the fucking building. Let's go boys. Yes. Let's go my fellow boys
I'm gonna do this. Yes, rune boy up top. I'm gonna go ahead and drag bow in cuz I'm sick of introductions
You guys know blah blah. What up dog? Welcome in stroke. Yeah, my favorite gay man. Yeah
I missed you
Easy wait
Not get wait wait wait wait. You're not gay
Hey, what the fuck are you?
This was the whole thing when it's the episode.
Wait, what?
Two episodes ago.
Hold on, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
I already got stroked in.
Oh, Blacksnape!
I'm not gonna get you in that pussy, gang!
I'm not also Blacksnape!
They are six-year-olds, okay?
If you were gay, we'd just get you in that ass.
You mad hands.
I appreciate that.
I'm not.
Listen, I'm not gay.
I can't believe you made me miss Blacksnape conversation.
Fuck!
No, no, no!
I don't want to talk about Blacksnape.
We literally just roped in, but we have our expert Black voices to tell us how Black Snape
should be.
I actually want to hear about how upset Black Snape is about Black Snape being Black.
So pissed!
Tell me, let me hear about it.
I want to go!
It's the worst!
Okay, listen.
Here we go.
Oh no.
I'm realizing what's happening.
Oh no.
Guys, you guys have to take me in.
You guys got to do it.
Everyone's got to do it right now, by the way.
You guys gotta do it. Everyone's gotta do it right now by the way
What's happening because like in my chat, that's a band, you know, yeah, no, no, no, no, no
You guys got it you guys got it take it off not not like for other what do I need to do?
Okay, wait you guys should be fine. I remember cool. We're cool. We're cool
Chet, chill on nigga for right now, I'm gonna get in bed.
No, no, no, no, no, we can go, that's fine, they're fine.
Wait, spare that motherfucker, let her rip.
Let her rip, you're fine.
Let her rip, you're fine.
Good, Chet.
Oh my goodness.
Listen, Dumbledore, totally fine.
Professor McGonagall, totally fine.
But Snape skipped, so it's like the one black guy at the school,
and now Harry Potter just happens to not fuck with this guy.
Yeah, also James Potter.
You don't not fuck with him because he black,
you just don't fuck with the nigga.
Oh wait, wait.
Like no, but we don't but that's the problem is that it's a lot harder to explain now
Because he's like the whole things like that. It's like this kind of
Teachers except for
If you know it then how are they gonna change the whole James Potter bullying the ship
They might just gonna do it differently. I don't think they're gonna do that. They're not gonna hang the only black nigga there off a tree
One of you guys said the solution though, and it's it's obvious and hear me out now black serious
Oh, I was gonna say black Harry black in his name
Gonna make him black boom and now it's like now. It's like James's
Have you guys seen the show the studio this is literally an episode where they make a character black and then the end of it
They make the entire cast black and then they're like wait a minute now people think we're gonna be perfect like we're performative
We got to change it back. Also. Here's the other thing they can they can swap around
I mean like they got polyjuice potions and stuff. There's no way they don't have a change spell
Outside the box, you know, I'm just saying
That tracks cuz he's old a donkey's old as fuck bro
Okay, hold on
Here's the thing though, right you you're you're you're you're dangerously clinging dude. He's clinging
Yes, bro, everyone's
in the air
You know getting old there's a privilege and people die every day
Was our dead tail
Let's go around the circle say our favorite color in our age in our childhood crush. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wow
Okay, I'll start
Man men's first so me go
My childhood crush was Esmeralda from the hunchback of Notre Dame. There you go. Thank you. I'm 32 and my favorite color is green
Wow, thank you. Okay. Very good. Um, all right will you go ahead and fill in?
Yeah, sure my favorite color is green I'm 36 and my childhood crush was the pink ranger
You know I'm gonna go ahead drop lore mr. Mash my fucking action figures together. What are we talking about different?
Are we shaving well for this?
No, he's valid.
Those were sexual boners.
It was like, no, that is this that's
it was the friction of pushing your action figures together.
Never mind.
There's no context.
I when I was a kid, I used to beat up my action figures.
Everybody when they're a young boy growing up, you want to get your
Jack Muzzley action figures, team time action.
Yeah, I used to scrape them on the ground because they look cool
when they look all beat up and shit and yeah I realized one day I'm like yo why
don't you get why does my penis keep getting stiff every time I do this shit
I get break every single time I didn't know what that meant at the time and I
kind of kind of like I was kind of wait I kind of stopped up or I just got older
I don't know I just stopped doing it but I do remember I used to get break
playing with action figures when I used to make a fight.
What?
We should ask your answers.
It didn't matter.
It didn't matter.
I can only jack the dudes.
I really can't do it.
I'm still on the floor.
I'm going to get ripped.
I don't know why.
What about that made you hard?
It wasn't a sexual feeling though.
It was just pure.
Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh,
don't just wait.
You're an only child.
No, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got a little sister.
No, because like,
no someone's making fun of your boners if you're not an only child.
There's no way you can do that.
I never saw one. I never saw one. No, that's my point. He's talking about mashing the action figures together
You hide your boners, but you don't keep your boner
Maybe he was playing alone in his room
First of all, you have to learn like boner etiquette. You don't know what's going on at first. That's a lesson you learn
Are we what's happening here? Are we just pretending like we know intuitively?
No, that's fair because when I was younger wait did peach ever tell you the story of how you would hide your boners?
No, I have no
When I was little, you know, I would you know and I didn't know what I was doing in class and I would do it in class and like
kindergarten and first grade and then
You know, but you know the the equivalent and
My teachers during parents teacher conference told my parents what I was doing and my dad just goes
she takes after me
uh... which is an insane response
masturbating in public your father's like that's my dog
yeah i guess so
classrooms
well okay but here's the thing
first of all i was in first grade
i didn't know any better first graders to understand that
second of all
if if i was told very embarrassing news about my child i would also try to
be like
hey here's a silly fucking uh...
i'm rubber you are glue whatever bounces whatever you say bounces off me and
six you like loose sort of a thing so by saying that he was he made it a joke
even though uh...
my parents did have to have a talk with me after about that
so they were like you can't
yeah but i didn't understand i said why
i said why and they're like cuz that's a private activity and i was like
i don't understand why
You're gonna have to break down this idea of privacy to me, like everything's new.
Yeah, because this is at the age where they're like 1 plus 1 equals 2 and I was like,
but why? And A, B, C, but like why? Who's decided that A is A and makes the A sound?
Who's fucking to siding these things?
I love that that also reflects in the don't touch your vagina in public.
I'm gonna jam your hand in your pussy.
I wasn't jammin' it, dude!
Wait, that brings up the question. Like when I was a kid, I used to watch porn
When I was like 15 seats in high school, right? But I didn't beat my shit. I was like 18. Is that weird?
Absolutely
Were you just consuming it for the Maison scene where you just enjoying the
The aesthetic quality
Here's the thing though. I used to get on my homeboys for being a shit because I thought it was gay
I thought I thought yeah, you've told me this before. She's crazy
Yeah, I thought I touched you let him let him cook
Listen, I'm like yo, I'm like yo, I'm out here at the time at the time
I don't condone that out you didn't know that I'm like
I'm gonna hit you out here touch yourself to beat you game
You beat up to yourself
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, 18. Yeah
Don't do that kids. That's not good, but yeah, no, that's too young guys. That's too young
I generally thought like you have to be weird to be chose. You're like that's weird shit
Ask all my homies a dead ass for calling gay all time.
Where did that come from?
It's so advanced that you were just like raw dogging your libido as a teenager.
You were just like, I'm not coming.
Homophobic, though?
You were being like homophobic to yourself.
That may be the most homophobic thing I've ever had.
I generally do not want to do it.
I'm like, yo, that's weird.
Like, why would I make myself that's what they're supposed to do?
What the fuck?
Because it's sick.
Yeah.
I feel like that's more normal than...
Like what's crazy to me, Josh, is that you also like were coming at that.
you were fucking yeah and so in your head you're still like you know how cool it feels to come and
you're still like i'm not gay bro like the second i learned what i felt like it was i know the first
time i did it shot villa anderson she's running some dick but listen i was my homeboy manny he was
willing to do it he didn't beat this shit out that he came he's like yo i folded and i did it i'm
like what i'm like now i'm the only one left this shit and i was like the only one left
Let me try if he did it it got to be some
Holding out against the you guys were holding out against the homosexual threat of touching your own penis. Yeah
Yeah, cuz you guys are
Lockstep was that a sad day when he was like, I'm so sorry
I was looking tight and then he kept doing it.
I understand like doing it one time to try out like,
he kept doing it.
I was like, yo, it has to be some shape he kept doing it.
I would also like to tell you that the relationship you had with the dude
who you had a pact to not masturbate with is much gayer than a gamer.
That is significantly gayer.
Yeah.
Check in.
Whatever you do, beat off.
Yeah
This is going to be the next key to rivalry.
It's that it's that exact relationship right there.
And then I'll be my shit for the first time and never look back.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Kind of what I never I honestly know that I've heard that I've never been my
shit again, because everyone's like, I'm gay and I don't want that.
So now you're so not gay.
I'm so not gay.
I'm not touching my dick anymore.
I'm glad because I'm never so progressive.
Yeah, I'm going to the next time I get people don't.
I got the buff. I have a few month buff still left.
You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Brunch. That was lit. What do you mean you got a buff?
Okay, so you're still posting on your cred from that. You're like, I did Brunch. I'm
I can do whatever I want. What's Brunch? I want to a drag Brunch with Austin, bro.
I got mad buff song right now, game. Mad buff.
Do you know what the drink is? I just give you a lot of credit.
I don't know what that is.
I do give you a lot of credit for going to that brunch, man.
It was a good stream, too, man.
So I was already a fan, but I really was like, damn,
that was, I'm a big fan now.
No, you legitimately became like one of the coolest
motherfuckers to me for doing that.
But to give you context, Yusuf,
if there's like entry level gay,
like this is like advanced,
like high elo grandmaster gay.
Like it's like as it is the gay,
it's like it's competitive gay is how I put it.
That's like drag brunch, you know?
so he didn't just bring his chat to like okay yeah these are my you like very
straight passing gay friends we're gonna hang out we're gonna talk about
football he was like these are you're throwing down with the intent of being
gayer than the next person
that's a movie though that's a movie
it was!
you look like you're gonna have a blast over there, no cap
you should go
what are you?
yeah that's what I'm talking about
yeah maybe I'll go bro I'm not opposed to what I'm talking about bro
yeah I'll do it
I'll look to do that
I
Just if I get in a how old are you dog is like we
You know what this is how we take our power back
Yeah, like Kingdom Hearts 3 was made for people your age. You know what? I mean like that was for you Kingdom Hearts 3
That was not for me
Can I ask the younger people a question?
Where do you think this like deep phobia of getting older came from because when I was like in my 20s
I like when I'm in a 30 year old person. I wasn't like holy shit
I thought my new best years were starting at 30 growing up. I thought my 20s were meant to suck
No, it's just bro like if you're used to people can use to succeed and tell them like that wasn't a thing
If you were an entertainment, you didn't succeed until really 30 different now. I'm now 30 like I'm gonna retire when I'm 30
Bullshit
Yeah
Have you ever met a retired person they don't know what the fuck to do at their time
Yeah
Like in the real world
Did you go live in the real world
I'm real human beings.
I'm a real man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I thought you got a little jist.
You got to get your fucking brains fried, bro.
I turned 25.
All you think it's going to be old for the past three years, bro?
I'm 28.
I feel like I'm young.
See, you were just 25.
He's Gen Z.
He's Gen Z.
He's right.
I was just the same age as Hatsune Miku, and that's 17 and now I'm 32 and that's
the passage of time.
One day we all die and one day we're all gonna be wrinkly and that's okay.
One day you're all gonna be so fucking wrinkly.
Isn't it wild how like everyone under the age of 25 is resorted to injecting like gray
market Chinese peptides into their actual to like stage gap.
They're so okay.
I'm not gonna lie, Loki, I don't think streaming should be on that bitch top like.
No, no streaming.
Cause I feel like a bunch of kids are just gonna start doing that shit, don't care.
I don't care.
Yes, that's exactly what's happening where there's an actual fucking it that's literally clavicles like just inject fucking weird gray market filler
Into your eyeball and you'll look beautiful forever
Which is insane?
Because you're a child. You're so young. You just enjoy insanely
Look, they say it's safe, but this is also bad for humans and shit
I don't know one day they're gonna come out
Compatible you much like alien or something shit. I don't know
and it will be one with three arms.
We don't know how.
But make us kind of look good right now.
Bro, the shit that we used to insulate ceilings with
gave half our country mesothelioma cancer in their lungs.
Yeah, we have no clue.
That fucking blind injecting peptides into your ass
is gonna have a totally safe impact.
That's crazy.
If you guys want a real take here,
I think it's fascinating mostly
because we now have this bizarre cultural epidemic
of young people living entirely sterile, unfun,
party-less lives, trying desperately to preserve their youth
so that they can at one point indulge it,
but they feel either unsafe or unprepared,
or let's say the world didn't give them the social tools
required to really explore it.
So they're like, how do I just put myself in a jar
for maldehyde and then come out in like a decade
ready to party?
Because they're fucking star.
I've been going to parties recently where they,
do you know what mag bags are?
We're like, when you enter the party,
you have to put your phone in a magnetic bag
and it seals it all that's it
where did you go so good?
I go to high end parties man
crazy parties
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
they don't let you use your phone
that's not like the parties my grandpa and grandma does
black snape is my hair
black snape is my hair
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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the
all-know-I got a baby show this week in L.A.
Oh, you got a baby show.
You got a baby show.
So he's there having a child?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
She's the first streamer.
She's very much so pregnant.
And I'm pretty sure she should be due very soon.
I think she might be due soon.
Oh, oh, wow.
OK, wait.
So they're because if you know, like, so Will and I,
we live shout cast it up, baby.
Yes.
Yeah.
We will it.
So our friend Fandy had a baby on screen last summer.
Oh, yeah.
And we casted it.
So we gave our commentary over
like it was a sports game.
I gave birth last year to.
And I'm not going to put 12 puppies on shrimp.
Well, you did that 12 puppies.
Yeah, I've got 12.
OK. Oh, oh, what?
You delivered them.
You were the doctor.
Oh, yeah, I didn't birth.
I didn't birth.
Yeah. Well, when you did this, I thought you meant like you.
We suck. You let them suck.
Yeah, I thought I thought you were addressing because you did
like kind of pinch and twist.
Yeah, that was a pop.
OK, no, no, that was positive because yo, I don't know.
Pop off.
Talk about it.
Frickin' nursing, 12 puppies trying to get 12
because you understand for the first like six weeks,
first four weeks, they're going to eat every two hours.
Having 12 puppies, suckling it on 11 to 12 teeth
is so they don't stay, gang.
So you're awake every hour of the day
trying to get puppies to suck on tea, cleaning up shit and piss.
You don't sleep.
You don't get any sleep.
You don't get so it's so but like wait, so you're doing that you have to make the puppies suck
Yeah, you have to every two hours a for the first
Wouldn't they just so they don't do that without your help
Their eyes are closed
How do they do it in the house or?
Survival the fittest survival the fit of that would have to know if a dog in the wild gave birth like 12 puppies
They're not all surviving
I got two puppies, this is my day.
Damn.
I had to do some work, feel me?
Let me ask you, do you wish that you could breastfeed
on someone like you had nipples that could produce food
as a man?
My nipples is a little too sensitive for that shit.
But like, I'm just talking like the idea,
like that you could do that, that's kind of insane.
Like you can make food.
How do you know that your nipples are so sensitive?
Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing,
but I'm not gonna have.
You playing with your nipples?
Yeah, I'm not gonna, you know,
Hey, this is a safe space, and I think it's fine if you like that. I don't think you should feel any
You're that dude in the corners just
I think that you're letting your one day of letting your guard down of realizing that you really like having your nipples play
So okay, and I don't think anyone should
My nipples again here take these action
that means you like it yet you would have some is good at it yet a hundred percent
i had a girl that was bad at nipple stuff and a girl that was good
what is that i mean that's what's happening there they like i believe what
most men do
she's too bad girl she just didn't she didn't warm up you know
fucking
cold plunges fucking said suckin on my little
fuck it
is that not another
oh yeah she's suckin on my nipple yeah like too much
i don't know what i mean why guys come on to make someone feel good bro
Exploring the splendor of the sensation
Yeah, bro, dude, let me see if you've never sucked on a nipple
No, everyone has titties everyone has titties
No, no
Nipples king you got nipples ladies got nipples
Everyone has nipples and everyone has belly button and everyone has a spine and we're all we're not all that different
You know what I mean? We're all not we're like I'm like a girl
I'm like if a guy was a girl and you guys are like if guys were in you guys are girls if you were guys or whatever
You know what I mean? We all have nipples
And you know what everyone's got a clip you got a clip Josh
It's true. It's true because all of us started out as girls and all of you
It's so people of vagina is the inside out dick. That's what I was scared of
No, technically your dick is the right side out
Yeah, that's not Eric's the inside out when you maybe a prolapse to one in a way when you think
Yeah
Yeah, everyone's you were a girl. You were a girl
Isn't there some truth to the fact that ovaries descend and then become testicles?
So all the building blocks are there they're just getting like modified it's kind of like those like weird
It was like just add water pills that you would like throw in the bath and they become like dinosaurs
Yeah, this is a really interesting academic question that comes up a lot when we talk about gender identity
Yeah. And also it's why it's why there's not a pillow in my
intersex people exist.
Intersex people exist because right in the process of like, you know, yeah,
you just have both because the thing doesn't fully descend.
And then now you have a little bit of each or
Oh my God.
You know, I have an intersex friend.
It's cool.
You know the whole thing where they're like, they're turning the frogs gay.
That's what it was.
It wasn't that they were turning the frogs gay. It's that the frogs are supposed to swap genders and they didn't and so they were just fucking each other
Yeah, so they actually were gay, but it's because they weren't transsexual
I'll tell you I'll tell you about clownfish if you want to know about clownfish
So check this out Nemo years ago you had a clownfish now how to go fishy dog
While you were in LA yeah
My man's fussing down the toilet cuz he thought he was dead, but he wasn't there he was a lot
Well, how do you know?
He was murdered
He was like not moving see put him in the toilet. Oh, and then he swam down the drain. Oh
Oh my god
Well, are you saying you think you should drink I'm sorry
Down the drink dad goldfish is a demon. He wanted to get the fuck out. He's like y'all my play dead
You got something to drink. Oh, yeah
Honestly, that'd be my strap sure good stress
Check this out. I mean emo fish clump fish are cool because they only have they got one
They got one chick and it isn't like there's a harem of dudes. Okay, and the dudes
They're all tiny little beta kind of cucks like they're they're little guys and they are they're obsessed with this big old woman
This big old lady clownfish. Okay. Well, I like in that way. Here's the thing
It's very similar. So here's what happens though when that clownfish dies the big birth of the lady, okay?
The largest of the men have to restore social order. And so the largest male clownfish will
We'll see the fuck up. He will he will evolve into a woman
We'll see and all and be that for the boys because he's like my books deserve to hit
That is what happens
So they be a nigga clown fish, so it'd be it'd be it'd be niggas
They realize the other nigga the nigga clown fishes is not getting old pussy. And so they're like, yo
I'm a I'm a I'm a get a pussy for you. Yeah, you're the pussy
You know, they're doing it for the boys. I fuck with that, but I don't know if I survive that's sick
That's the nature is truly a wonder. Yeah, it's restoring order in the force. Yeah, you gotta have
I
Hate to report though that they are racist
Break that one down towards my friend has clownfish and
And typically you want to get two clownfish of the same color.
Otherwise, there's a pretty high chance that it will attack the other one.
So even though they're the same species, they can tell that they're not
the same color.
And isn't that really fucked up?
Because it's like, bro, you're you're both fish.
Right.
Yeah.
Fish white just because you're orange and you're fucking
you're fucking mocha chocolate in a red.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't like you.
And I'm like, but you're both fish.
Right.
They have some thoughts about Black Snape there.
They're not stoked about Black Snape is what I'm getting from that.
Unless they're also black.
And then white people, the white fish.
Black plows fish?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I thought it was all like, oh, wait.
No, they do.
They do have like this.
Yeah, they do.
They're kind of swanky.
I ain't going to lie.
Yeah, but they're not the nicest fish.
they can be racist, unfortunately.
So, you know, let's, let's go to, well, we're on the topic of,
you know, the big-ass clownfish bookseeing up.
Yeah. Let's talk a little bit about, like, Yusuf,
you're a young guy, right? You're 23, you're up there.
You, you, you came of age during COVID, though.
It's different.
I'm young, I'm young, I'm still young.
Hi, you know what I trust Josh on this?
So you're like kind of like middle, middle, middle age.
You know, like, you're in, you're in it now, you're an adult.
But like, you came of age during COVID.
What was it like in the trenches? What's it like trying to date right now? Like give it a go
How's that going for you? Yeah, do you have a lady? What's going on?
Oh you so you're you take responsibility for this
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. That's rare. I think a girl I was talking to recently
We we
See the YouTube video we were talking like pretty pretty frequently
I was hanging out with her a lot and then a YouTube video hit my Twitter community of her
riding around in LA in a nigga 1100 HP Mustang and
From the shifting years for him and giggling and jiggling
Okay
What's the link to that video just on God's own doubt wait wait she was jiggling what?
So she found a man with a nice car and this
That's okay, you're okay. What are we doing bro? I didn't get a car till 30
So I like that so what's she doing? She left you for your homeboy
Basically, yeah
Here's an idea I have an idea for you have dating advisor you go date a blue collar woman
Who can you love to drive you say blue collar? Do you mean like she's like in manual labor because that's
Yeah, they would have been in common.
They would have been nothing.
Hold on!
She's in.
She's dating like a nurse and she's like, yeah, I had.
She's dating like a nurse.
Nurse is in like.
And he's filming her, she's filming her right now.
I'm talking to her right now, she's a teacher.
She's a teacher.
There we go.
And you can still like pop culture and social media.
You can be a nurse and like to play Call of Duty.
You can be a nurse or a teacher or a electrician.
The biggest thought, so no following.
and dated 20, and dated 23.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, give me a minute.
Wait, do you know that nurse are the biggest thought?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
It's that aronimol.
It's that aronimol.
Come on, bro.
I hear.
There's so many nurses that are waiting.
You need to date a 23-year-old, 23-year-old electrician.
She loves Fortnite, and she loves driving manuals.
There are like three girls in the world, by the way.
I don't know.
We're full of electricians.
We're describing, we're in a house.
You know, three-year-old women electricians, do you think there are I don't know but every person
No, they would have had to have done like a literal like they would have had to do a trade while in high school
Been an apprenticeship by the time they were 20
And that woman has a girlfriend
She's got no nails on her middle fingers and you can find her on 4th Street in Austin. There's no no no chance
My mom is well
No, no, no, not every nurses a thought the thoughts to be like that for some reason they think being a nurse is like
Swat like cutesy and shit so that
Not every
I think we just tell women to be nurses
I think that it's a very like socially prescribed profession of women and some women be a thought. That's just like it's just what they do
You guys are the biggest fun I've ever met.
Personal trainer.
Totally disagree.
Totally disagree.
Totally disagree.
Totally disagree.
You used to trade people.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's part of why I have it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's that one.
A lot of the people who become personal trainers are bum-ass motherfuckers who have—they're
not—they do not have it in them.
They're like upstart andes who are not hitting it.
The guys who are the biggest thoughts are the dudes who become like financial
analysts.
Wake, have you ever had sex with a woman you've trained?
So the biggest thoughts I've ever heard from you is that men are bigger sluts than women,
because I highly advise fucking people in all these situations, I just want to speak to
someone in their community.
Are you kidding me?
What's the value proposition to women?
You're more likely to get assaulted or pregnant than you are to orgasm and like 90% of your
encounters.
Crazy like that's crazy
Go in fumble until they come
That was great. Like you have to believe happy. I didn't know till last podcast a woman could even come that was news to me
You know
By the way, you are the man who said that it was gay to touch your own penis.
The guy you just said that sentence.
Listen, what's the point of time to change me, gay?
I'm asexual now.
Yeah.
Oh!
Really?
Okay.
Yo, I'd like you to hear about that.
This is me right now.
I'm with you.
You're gay!
Oh, wait, hold on.
Yo, let's break it down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm still.
I found, because I used to think I wasn't and it turned out it was just because
I hadn't been with a man who knew how to please a woman.
And I think that's a very common experience.
So why do you think you're asexual?
I'm not. I'm just curious.
That means action to your sexual, by the way.
I don't get horny.
Well, is that because you're still locked in or what's going on?
be a multitude of reasons bruh but cat i'm not captain i haven't been honing it over in a year it's been a year
since you've been horning how do you feel about that look at their chat and just lie off
that you're horny you're not gonna have so much he's back
you said you were really certain of this no no no i'm just saying like rock and tell
I know you're
Please the person that you're with and shit you can do that for them
You're not for yourself. You do it. Yeah, I
Had a I had a male friend who recently realized that he was asexual and not in like a podcast or like locked in way like it truly into like
I I do sex for other people way
Yeah, yeah, we exist brother, but that's I think that's okay for you to have a sense of duty in sex
I think that can still be fun. He's got a lot on it every time
So you're like I don't even want to be doing this like this is for you
Let me ask you something. Are you just obliterating your dick to porn like you help how?
like how how because like I
Know you talk about you bro. No, no, I'm talking about you sir. Yeah
Yeah, I swear to God, I don't beat my shit.
Why would you not?
I'm so lost, wait, what?
No, no, no, I'm gonna be real.
He don't beat his shit.
Ramadan, Ramadan.
I haven't beat my shit.
Yeah, Ramadan just ended exactly.
I haven't beat my shit this year, single time.
Cap, he cap.
Okay, one time, one time, one time, one time, one time.
I don't know you're not talking about that.
I don't know you're not talking about that, no.
No, bro, I'm still talking about that, too.
Why?
Bro, cause I don't know, like I don't need,
I
But no, no, no
Here just curious like you know when you get post-nut clarity, but
No, no, no, that's how the helitons. Yeah, yeah
Headset for stream and after the stream ended
You spent money
I heard niggas be doing shit with the view you
The headset don't give you are porn don't you fucking you you use the way streams?
Hey, hey use of chat how many times do you use that fucking headset? Go ahead tell me how many times?
Hey check
Reveal I use the VR. I use that VR. I beat my shit one time too, bro. Exactly
Was so strong I never used it. I was like, yo
because it was so intense that you were like
I was like dang like I was there like I was moving
You can like grab this stuff
The thing is in the space is clarity is the closest thing you can see the magic right like you just lock it like
It's just gone right so we have a yeah, so we bust
And you're like gang I'm sitting here with a fucking headset on my head
Looking at three at my virtual reality beating my you got come on yourself
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Right you feel like a fucking loser gang fucking loser. I just never does that shit again
Wow, you feel like a loser though
Like, ah!
Yo, see, this is what he's like.
I'm not saying you should be.
I'll be based, you might get a little residue on it,
feel me like it's just bad.
Wait, wait!
What do you mean residue on it?
Sometimes that shit hits up.
Are you coming on your head?
On your, no, you're beating yourself on it, you can't see.
So yeah, see, this is why I'm a big ad-editor.
I only, if I jerk off, I stand up.
Because like, I don't like, yeah, no, I don't want, what?
is why is that crazy? No, that's not crazy. What? You know, I'm right. Let's say people
got to have a. No, no, no, no, no. Talk to your shit. King. Tell us. I used to be my
shit. I used to be a standing meter to game. I used to be a standing meter. I used to be
in the shower and write down the drain. I used to be my shit on my knees. I used
to jerk out a jerk off out of second story window some guys walking out the
streets way too there was a backyard no there's maximum speed cleanup yeah I
like to imagine that you only cracked it enough for the dick to go through this
just snake yeah yeah yeah yeah wait that's not true no what okay you guys
both have fucking VR what I love is that that experience was so intense you
you actually stopped because of it it made you question what you were doing
I love it. And maybe that's all porn addicts need is they just got to put a head
say they got to put a head VR headset on.
And yeah, I'm an act.
Now, you guys ever like pop an Adderall and then fucking jerk it?
And then and then that shit really hits.
Yeah, you cannot come when you're on Adderall.
No, no, no, no, but if you do come and then all of a sudden you're like,
I OK, well,
You're not using tuning the EDS.
I think my brain is lost because I took an Adderall before and I fell asleep
by the basketball game.
Isn't this?
Yes, you have actually ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I've had it in my life.
It's my life.
It doesn't do anything when I was on Adderall.
When I was on Adderall, it seriously curbed my libido.
And then when I would have sex, I would have sex for like
an uncomfortable amount of time for both of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you would you know, you're locked in it's hyper focused. You're locked in you are a clit rubbing like
Automaton like you're just like going insane. Like you're not a person anymore
Wait, why so if I took an Adderall, and I went to a baseball game off the Adderall and I fell asleep
Yeah, how does that make me? I can't explain it. I can't explain it
Okay, I've been medicated since I was eight for my ADHD and
And basically, okay, I don't remember all the medical terms right, but when you have ADHD you got a bazillion million Jillian thoughts and your brain
That has all these stimuli and it's really hard for you to like, you know
You have trouble focusing learning executive dysfunction problems blah blah blah blah blah and with the Adderall or the you know
Concerta whatever you're taking does basically it helps detangle all the spaghetti in your brain
And so actually you're at peace
But if you take
Stimulants, and you don't have ADHD it will cause you to hyper focus you will lock in and an in human
Fucking abnormal superhero way, but if you have ADHD and take stimulants
You're not gonna lock the fucking you're just gonna be less spaghetti. Okay one more thing
I feel when I'm off of Adderall I feel like emotions and shit
I would have said I'm locked in but I talk a little bit more when I'm at all
I feel shit. What does that mean? Does that cater more towards having it easy or not having it easy?
That's just kind of how it's going to make you feel.
That's why if you get drunk and pop at it all, they call it like a dirty roll.
It's kind of like you're rolling on Molly, but like a shitty business.
Interesting.
Whoa, Will! Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Oh, yeah, that doesn't happen to me.
That doesn't ever happen to me.
I just, it doesn't do anything other than make me slightly less fucking of a,
like a fucking failure of a person.
You know what I mean?
Well, I would say you do is no, listen, you don't, well, it's not
that you, it's not that you're like on Adderall, then you jerk it.
You pop into Adderall immediately jerk it.
And then you now it's a pop the Adderall immediately jerk it.
You come and then you have, right as the Adderall, post not clarity
And the Adderall hit you with the same time. I'm I'm fucking getting all my work done that day
I'm on
We can't we can't keep saying like I come I came I come we don't you better say we bust it
I bust it but I say come as little bit
Come like do you do you say I don't think I think that if you say like
Like now it's real now. Now he has to consider
You know, it's gonna happen someone on Twitter. I this happens to you all the time someone twerzy back. Oh my god blouse using AA ve again
Fuck oh care about that shit. You know I say you could say that
busses it was so funny is that like all it all white people are always using AAV
either just using AAV from like 20 years ago like it's all like we're just late
adopters to cool shit everyone's still doing it it's just not relevant yeah
I just want to go back to the busing it thing to give you some more which is
that stimulants can cause hyper sexuality so that is why sometimes when
you take stimulants, you feel the need to do the thing over and over again, because it's
causing you to experience hypersexual. I just wanted to give you some understanding as to
why that's happening to you.
Got it. So can we get back to why you said it's not getting laid?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, but we gotta go back. You're saying that you're fumbling a lot in that someone
wants to do a thing.
A Muslim, so you know, wait until marriage, you know what I mean?
He's waiting for marriage, but he'd be going in doing all the time.
No, I don't.
I don't.
You'd really be fucking...
I
Was last night fuck never my cat wait, I'm so lost though. No, no alcohol no sex. Yes my choice
No, I've gone. I never drank before either
Atlanta, okay
Yes, but like but like earlier you said that you were striking out so you're clearly you're clearly doing
but like I just got a little like you want me to not talk to girls like if I go
out to a party but all my niggas talking to girls I'm gonna talk to girls talk
to the guys but hey why don't you find yourself like a nice Muslim woman then
you know like someone who would share your values oh so right now you're
not you're about non-Muslim women well no no no that sounds crazy that sounds
crazy um that sounds so I'm just tracking with what you're saying you're
That's admirable, bro. You actually never got no cheeks before
Wait, wait, what if you what if you just did it just to like just to just to show you could
Yeah, get her naked on your bed like you're about to hit
Almost make an argument that you're a better Muslim if you understand what the Haram temptation
feels like and only do it the one time to edge it.
No, I understand what it feels like.
Trust me.
Yo, one time.
Yeah.
He turns 14.
He gets it.
No.
I think that I stopped being religious because I wanted
to jerk off so bad.
My I was like, no, God would make me this and be someone
that has benevolent or he is incompatible.
That is the test.
That is the test.
That is the test.
You failed the test, bro.
You failed the test, bro.
No, no, yeah, I'm dead. I'm done. I'm cooked. I was like there's no no sensible God would curse me with this feeling and then be like
Don't well you're telling me all I can think I let you did you wake up one day at like 12 and you have a boner until you're like 29
Like you gotta fight the roaches, but like Adam and Eve. Oh, I'd say I failed fully
Adam and Eve failed
like a week in the garden to be even eaten before she was like that apple looks fucking good yeah
i made them straight up here a blaster i mean use the same story
no you said that's very admirable i'm glad you've hung on to your faith that's very admirable
that's fire as hell you're strong nigger you're strong to be clear though it's not even just like
it's to have anything that you care about to the extent that you will structure your life
around it is so rare in amongst people beyond religiosity. I mean like to have a hobby that
is meaningful enough to you to where you'll build social groups around. Like people just
don't have purpose. So to have it even in religion, I think is still a triumph, dawg.
Like I fuck with that. Yeah, bro. You let me for. And you know, I'm sure Allah will
forgive you for putting that headset on and that was one time, bro. That was dead
one time. What was the premise of the video? What was the premise of the video? Because
I remember the first time I...
No, I remember.
No, I remember.
I remember.
Yes.
Youssef doesn't remember anything.
Remember?
I remember the first one I ever watched. And the issue was it was on a really old
The Family Windows computer. And it was a lesbian rock climbing video. And they were
wearing pink tank tops and pink mini shorts. And I was trying to watch it, but then
Started auto downloading and I started freaking out because any time anyone tried to open selling
I could see that it wanted to open the video and I didn't know how to get it was like this deep-seated
lesbian rock climbing video virus anyways it haunts me to this day
Rock climbing virus
Me now
I don't want to talk about it
We're not going to do it.
Do you not want to talk about it because you don't want to be sexualized in this moment?
Or do you not want to talk about it because you think you'll be judged for your preference?
Well, well, never one on one of the guys.
I'm like if a guy was in the world, you know what I mean?
I'm like if a guy was in the world.
Boy, boys, boys, boys.
Boy, boys, boys.
What do you guys do?
But also, I'm not saying it on twitch.tv.
Oh, OK.
It's fucking insane
I'm jerking it to food up because that's only not no
Okay, so so root is also jerking at the food I guess is what's happening. Yeah, it's way worse. Oh, okay
You're a good muscle man. You don't need to do this
I
Absolutely not that at all
Like to make it clear that they never just have like a penis. It's like it's like a fucking it's a
It's like a Chernobyl disaster.
We've got on the internet a long time.
Past the shit I know, I've learned against my will, dawg.
There's enough.
Life just happens to you.
Your magic, I was there when it was written.
The thing is, back in the day, there wasn't a lot of hentai.
I feel like everyone who searched it up initially, you saw Bible Black.
is probably your first exposure to food and art.
And so, you know, and then I guess people just really liked it
and they made more and more and more
because people like beautiful women
and they like the taboo part of,
oh, well, she's got both and she can do whatever.
I think that's what it is.
I'm curious about it.
I wonder if it's this taboo as it is like enjoying,
like not wanting a woman around,
but understanding the mechanical importance of the dick.
Wait, so it's not the boys.
Is it is that Hentai or real or real shit?
Hentai. No, no, no, no.
It's like the cartoons.
Oh, wait.
So this is watching Cartoon with pussy in the dick.
Yeah.
Well, they have now.
Pause. Pause.
People can't have that.
Pause. I could be they don't always pause.
They don't always have a pussy in the dick.
Sometimes they just have a dick.
OK, and that's more of what you're looking at.
Well, OK, I think about this way. OK. OK.
Watch you watch you watch lesbian porn.
That's gay because they're lesbians.
Therefore it's gay.
Will, I bet Will knows this logic.
Now you watch a guy and a girl.
That's kind of gay because now you're watching someone else's dick
and you're looking an awful looking at another dick.
That's kind of gay.
Is it like getting around to some rage logic here?
Now, now rage.
No, no, no rage.
So now it's like imagine a girl with a vagina to normal
normal hentai girl with a vagina.
And then there's another hentai girl and she has a dick and she's
That one. So now you're watching them fuck, but it's two girls
And there's a slow-key. That's low key. Let's get in then a girl
Yes, thank you
It's the yeah, there you go. There's still a dick, but but it's a girl with a dick
It's a dick, but it's not a guy with a dick. So last choice you watch
It's not technically it's not really trans I'd say they're more close
I mean, which would be totally fine, but I'd say it's more like intersex
Because they just have both bits, but they're still a girl and I'm probably female breath
I mean because when you're born intersex typically, I mean all quite often one tray is more dominant than the other and then you live
As the life as the thing that is more dominant
But you still both but I would say if you look at a nari, it's like it's like anime girls with big bouncy booby
I hate to be the the old man in the room, but I think ultimately people are attracted to masculine or feminine
They're not attracted to exactly right and I think there are certain energies that people can have
No, no, that's but like here's the thing like the majority of the time if you were to really strip away all of your
preconceived notions of your sexual identity and what it says about you and what people would think about it you would probably find yourself
Far more frequently attracted to femininity than your masculinity now case in point
It's the reason why a lot of people find themselves incredibly unnerved or uncomfortable in the context of drag brunches or drag in general
Because you are watching someone who you understand to be a man
Present in a way that is not just female but like typically like very
very sensually feminine as well.
And so it makes a lot of men really aggressive and really stressed and frustrated.
It's why trans identity is really difficult for dudes too because they're like, wait,
I acknowledge that on some level there either is or was at one point was a penis there,
but I am moved by it and that makes me mad because I'm not gay.
And the craziest thing about this is there's so much data that all of the lawmakers
who are actively trying to disenfranchise trans people
by and large consume way more trans porn
than the democratic side of the aisle.
Like every time the Republican National Convention
comes into town, trans porn searches
like blasts through the roof.
Like-
So Grinder goes crazy, bro.
Unlike the taboo and like the like how these people
have put themselves at odds with something
that they feel like guilt about being attracted to.
Yeah. Yeah.
But just like what you like, who gives a shit?
You know, yes.
That's like literally the whole thing.
You're going to die.
That's why we got to protect the cause.
You should be proud about your foot to hentai loving.
Yeah, don't be ashamed, brother.
That I'm ashamed of supporting.
Hey, what's the what's the weirdest thing you've you beat to
outside of your actions?
There's
Come on, bro.
I've never seen you beat you, bro.
Come on.
I don't know if this is weird, though, because that shit was fat, but I seen a nigga fuck
shot midget.
She was kind of calm.
I was curious to see what that shit was like.
Okay.
Oh, didn't fucking fuck.
Who am I thinking of?
He plays for the fucking Raptors right now.
He was a Laker, the Nipelican, long, like fucking KD type.
I think Brandon Ingram dated a little person at 1.2.
I'm not a panic language. It's preferred to use little people now.
Is dwarf a slur too?
I think it's more of a medical condition.
But I don't think that you can use a little person as kind of a catch up.
I'm pretty chill with it.
Most of it's typically dwarfism, but there are a medley of other conditions that could
it.
Like, I don't know what, like, like, Hasbulla, for instance, that's a totally different, like,
thing than that.
But they would be under the umbrella.
Also, like, to me, I'm just like, I don't really, a lot of people like to fixate on
it, like, being woke, or like, you're policing your language, but, like, if you asked me
to call you a name, I'd call you it, you know what I mean?
Like, it's all it is.
I don't really care.
Yeah.
I think a lot of these, like, word updates is just the community that you're talking
about is, like, we don't like that term.
you just stop using it
you found a hole in my theory
philosophy is crumbling right now
ok so anyways
while that's true you think there's a tier list though
I've talked to my child but there's definitely a tier list right
What do you mean?
I'm just saying there are some that you are probably more ok saying than others
Now the N word?
That's an S tier slur
I'm just saying there are some that are worse than others
I'm just saying there are some that are worse than others
with a big one. We have Watchmojo on it.
I feel like N word and F word, like there's nothing else really touching actually, all the
other ones are wack.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Those are too big dogs.
I think it's all about the history behind it, if you want to get nerdy, like the extent
to which like the word has been used to denigrate, like there's nothing as shitty
is chattel slavery in the United States as far as the treatment of human beings.
So like, you can't really.
Damn, we really went from VR porn to chattel slavery.
Anyways, what else are you talking about?
I don't want to talk about this unless you all want to.
Remember how last episode we were, well the last one I was on, we were talking about
the wrestling stuff?
Surprisingly, some of that came up on my feed recently and I was like, good to
see it still alive and well.
Well, you've got that wrestling in chattel.
No, no, no, it's a special type of wrestling. I believe it's called like evolved fights or something like that, but there's they still exist
We figured out what kind of
Yeah
It could be like a boy and but it's typically like a boy and a girl
but sometimes it'll be like a larger woman with a smaller man
and then like probably get Dominique because it's like really pathetic.
The fights are really pathetic.
It's like fucking try fucking try to fight back.
You know what I mean?
And they're clearly not trying.
But anyways, like, you know, this was for many years ago.
I'm it was just we were talking about it a couple weeks ago
and I was and somebody in chat knew it was called.
And I was like, oh my God, yes, that's it.
And then it just showed up on my on my Twitter feed.
And I was like, oh my God.
But yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because honestly, looking back on it's not, it wasn't even good.
But I was happy to see the alive and well.
Yeah. Have you ever heard of Turkish oil wrestling?
How? Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, that's what you were saying.
Yeah, Turkish oil wrestling.
That's not even a porn.
That's just a national pastime that gets a little crazy.
Knowing Turkey, it's close.
Yeah, I bet I'm googling.
You'll probably like this one.
Yeah, no, you just I just take a couple plays off.
I just go to Google.
Do you Google food?
Yes. Yeah.
I don't know anything I like.
Yeah. Yeah, that's.
It's tough. It's tough.
There's a lot of weird shit out there
and you got to kind of pick and choose what, you know,
Yeah, I think my mom's watching my stream right now.
Oh, no.
No, that's great, because you've proven.
Yeah.
Quick.
We all have to impress his mom.
You've proven to be a good Muslim.
The words that you fucked are rubber down.
No!
Don't do that!
No, she don't know.
Did she know about that?
No, she didn't know.
No, she's never even had his first kiss. Yeah, you know, he's never even kissed someone.
That's cat. Wait, don't do that. It's the use of use of use of you. But like, would
you see that as being like compromising your values? If you kiss someone use of his mother
is watching. But this is good. He could tend to us down. Hi, mama. You said you
mean, yo mama, she on Jackie Ray show like that's cat. Every now and everybody. Hey,
What's she think? What's she think about me?
I don't know, Brian.
I should ask her after. Yeah.
Tell her I'm sorry for talking about the weird wrestling fights.
No, it's fine. I'll be talking about worse on my shoulder.
Oh, OK, good.
My mom hates you, Rage.
What the fuck?
Oh, how does your mother feel about me?
Not you.
You think you can pull that off?
You think that you're like the mom?
every time a girl took me to meet the parents I was like one of my worst friends
and I was like yo there you go fuck it but they always loved me bro
you just gotta be cool with the parents
you're so cool bro
you're so cool with that ass
so wait you said you're calling kathie or what's happening
that is the person in front of you
that's the person in front of you
fuck you
no talk your shit yousif
I'm saying cool bro
I
Only met two moms and you're spiking the ball like that
Imagine you're hitting like two for two and you're being like I'm the best hitter
Like your friends moms and shit
You know
How is that different than any other mom like do your friends mom's fuck with you
So you're good at convincing them that you're like you're cool
Yeah
a cousin of age, a sister of age.
You wouldn't let me date your family.
Hell no, hell no.
What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Yusuf, you wouldn't?
Hell no, no, no.
And now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why?
Why?
What's wrong with Josh?
And I just can't, no, no, no, wrong, man.
You're right, I'd be another motherfucker.
I'd be a great boyfriend.
I'd let you date my daughter.
Oh, no, I'm just, no, I don't think.
Wait, yeah, no, you think they would, wait.
I don't get this, what?
Also, like, why are we gatekeeping
your sister's pussy?
Like, what is that?
I don't get that, like why-
I don't even know where it is like that.
Oh, yeah.
I wish you could say that.
Why the fuck would you say it like that?
Because what's happening?
I don't like that at all.
He doesn't even have a clue.
I think it's weird.
It's a sister, I don't like that.
He doesn't have a clue.
That's just not supposed to be liked.
It's the point is that it's weird,
but why do we, I don't have a say to my sister dates.
I'm cool with it.
I don't keep a friend that I thought was true.
No, wait, I disagree with that.
If I want my sister dating someone cool,
not someone fucking lame, the fuck?
But like within reason I mean like you just you can't actively choose things for them. They're human
Why are you like an anime
What is wrong with that?
She deserves orgasms, dog!
Just like you do!
This is like human universal!
No!
Come on, bro.
What? Come on?
Do you have a sister?
Yes, I don't infantilize her. I treat her like a fucking living, breathing, dynamic being.
You're a younger brother, aren't you? You're a younger brother.
Yes! Even if I wasn't!
It's different. It's different.
What the fuck?
Bro, it's different when you want all the brotherhood.
When you want all this brother, bro,
you got your little sister, it's different.
Which is different.
I actually agree with Rage on this by the way.
Bro, I didn't know what the fuck those are.
They're the fucking monsters, bro.
Yes, if you fucking talk to them like human beings
and point out things that are problematic,
but you don't try to stop them from living
a dynamic and informed life,
it's the curious person.
I just felt some fucking knees in private.
to my knees.
What?
I'm going to tell you she's out there in the world doing shit like, yo, fuck, I knew
what they were going to have to do, but fuck.
You feel me?
So, so, hold on.
So, Josh, to you it was like, oh, wow, like life is just changing.
She's getting older.
Like, I'm, I'm, you're having to address the fact that she's, okay, okay, hold on.
I can rock.
I can rock.
But now you, she says she's dating someone.
How do you feel?
No, no, no.
If you find out you're just really in the break room.
She's been with that same dude for like three years now.
So, like, I'm chilling.
Oh.
Yeah, it's cool.
Wait, wait, how much younger is your sister than you five years younger than me? She just graduated college
Your sister was 20 years old when you found this out and you felt it was he was hella she was hella like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about what like?
Shelter did shit. Yeah. Oh, okay
Wait, okay wait so so blout you're you're you're about this like how do we okay?
You know what let's ask the the one dude who's a little more feminine than all of us about this
I am so much more feminine than the rest of these because I'm a guy who's like a girl but a guy.
Well, I'm a little sister. I have an older brother. I don't know his personal opinion.
I didn't have my first kiss since I was almost 18 and it was with this guy I dated for 10 years.
But nobody liked him because he would cheat on me all the time, so fair enough.
Are you dating when you were 8?
No, I'm 32.
You said you had a first kiss.
No, I'm 32.
You said you had a first kiss at 18.
Yeah, and then I started dating him until I was like 27, 28.
Oh, oh, oh!
Wow.
You, you, you got down with your first kiss.
That's tough.
Well, no, no, no, no.
He wasn't my first kiss.
He wasn't my first kiss.
Here's my first everything else.
Oh.
Hold on.
I kissed some random dude who went to a different school named Rambo.
I don't know what the fuck he's actually been.
That guy has a fuck ass dick.
What the hell is Rambo?
What do you mean?
I think Rambo is a white dude with a f***ing ass face.
No, he wasn't white. He wasn't white.
But he was like racially ambiguous.
I don't know what he was. I didn't ask.
I was like, what are you? You know what I mean?
Fair, fair, fair.
Would you say I'm racially ambiguous?
Nah.
Nah, you're black.
Wait, what about me?
You look white.
What about me? What about me?
You look white.
You look white as hell.
I am white now.
What are we talking about?
The light makes Will look a little bit thinner.
I'm not going to lie.
That's crazy.
Let me finish.
I didn't want to go to college without having my first kiss.
So I was like, let me get it over with.
And I got it over with.
And then I went to college and I saw a guy I thought was cute.
And then, you know, we, and then I, you know,
and everything happened and I did all the things.
And then he would like cheat on me all the time.
He'd be really mean to me all the time, right?
and i know my brother didn't like it but he was a good sport about it i would
say in terms of being nice to this guy
but i'd start for me to understand for my brother's perspective
what it's like to have a little sister who's dating a
fucking dog shit human but what i will say as a little sister
it's hard to watch your older brother dated dog shit girlfriend
because i'd be like why the fuck are you dating a woman
who's a two out of ten was she looks like an unseasoned bagel
and she's a bitch
pick a struggle
can i ask something about that do you think that this would change if this
was a sister of yours or do you think that now actually it only works in the
direction because i find that dudes tend to be infinitely more permissive and
like almost like excited about the possibility of their like younger brother
or their brother in any capacity
speaking of which i'll let you know
me
speaking of younger brother
yes yes yes
Are you in here? Oh
What
You're gonna break his dick off. How old's your sister Lee?
Mention whoever mentioned my sister again. Go get a piece of my fucking dick in her ass
I
So wait, so you have an older sister Lee
Yeah, I got I got a older sister. Yeah, how much older she than you she like my age. Oh
Now let me ask you what how the fuck do you know
I
Think it's a fucking creep
Yeah, how did you how did you know that then yeah break this one down
I'm not sure if you guys are on the same episode, but I think we are on the same episode.
Hi I'm rune.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a man today.
I like this water.
That shit is dope.
It is?
I love it.
I love it.
I'm looking pretty fire.
I love that.
I love it.
It's pretty fire.
Yeah.
Wait, it's the Riddler, the one with the...
Oh, did you?
No, not the Riddler.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Pity.
Oh, shit.
The Riddler.
Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
How much baby oil can I stick in that?
The fucking big voices.
I need to come.
I got one.
I got one.
I'm a slush.
What's that?
Let's not pretend like that's your only voice dog, all right?
You're actually getting really close to Snape when you do that.
Oh wow.
Oh my god.
It all comes back to Snape.
Wait, wait, can you do Donald Trump?
I'll do it for you, but I won't like it
I don't want to be told how to do things from you. I
Said he's a bad. He's a bad man and a worse brother because he lets his sister talk to this guy named Josh
This is not getting able to do his name's Josh. I didn't believe it
Yeah
All the Josh will propagate all this job
Maybe Josh was a little really calm all the Josh stand on this I'm seeing down to fucking stop every day
I can say the fucking real that all Josh is our lame all Josh has got a died
That's a Josh. Oh, yeah
I swear, here's the thing weird ass Instagram rules by the way. No, you
I don't think Josh is a lame name, but I think you were probably born able to do a kickflip, you know
But Josh and Joshua look think about it
Listen, my name is Joshua between my name is Josh
Josh Joe Josh's are the ones who like smoke cigarettes for the first time
They're like first people to smoke sags in your friend group. That's the Josh best
You could do the best like Colorado skier snowboard
have you ever gotten really mad and just punched a wall?
TORN IT!
Yeah, I actually have.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'M TRYING TO PLAY XBOX!
That was a wall puncher.
Every...
Yeah, that's your name.
Whoa!
That's your name.
I'm not sure.
That's your friend, Josh.
Yeah, that's me.
Josh, how big is your dick?
How big is your dick?
Yo, what's that?
Let's dice back to this.
No, no, no.
Every Josh I know has a lil' ass dick, bro.
So I wanna know how...
How many Josh dicks do you have in your body of evidence for this claim?
No
Well, I should know right and I see me shit. I know I felt his shit on me. Yo, what yo, why?
Josh no no no no no no intervening we're gonna go and wind that one back
Leed you want to talk about the time that you felt Josh's dick, bro
Like raise he's gay I'm telling you
Let me talk, I'm human being.
I'm human being.
Now, listen, rage, like he's very touching.
He likes to touch men a lot.
He loves punching me just a few.
He loves to like just flirt with me.
It's that he does bully risk games.
He's doing something.
He does with certain people.
It's literally his thing.
Now, Rocker, you are not a homosexual man, are you?
No, no, no, no, no.
I like pussy.
I like it.
I'm gonna be honest, that's the gayest thing you could do.
You're gay and you're like, no dude, I like Pussy.
I like boobs, they get on the back of the screen.
I love it when they're wet dude, like that's my favorite.
Bro, I have girls sending videos of them fingering it.
Let's see it while watching it.
It's getting gayer.
It's legitimately getting gayer.
No, this is also getting like Trumpy
I just stopped
His last episode is because you'll like randomly go into weird self-aggrandizing rants
You're like, and they also have got the biggest of penises
I didn't see when did he feel my cock? Oh
Yeah
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
That was a stereotype.
It is, it is, it is.
No, it's not a fuck it's not.
What's right here?
Brace, give it a bump.
Have you, you stay on guard.
You never compare dick sizes with.
No, no.
You never, you never move your cheese out of your body.
Are you crazy?
Fuck no.
Are you crazy?
Oh my god!
Especially in hell!
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Why do you say in person, nigga?
Do you guys not pee in front of each other?
Do you guys not pee?
You typically face away.
When we piss, we cross paths sometimes.
Why did you feel my touch?
You and your dad are doing sword fight dreams?
I ran into bathroom to pee.
He was Peter and I don't know how in this
Oh, that was your first dad dick experience we were like, oh
You had to interpret like it's not always gonna look like that
Yeah, no, it's a weird one
I've seen so many dicks dog, it's crazy.
In ice hockey, I have seen so many dicks.
Oh yeah.
What did you talk about, talk?
Rush out Lee.
Oh, look at that story.
Wait, I do, wait, I love a lot of,
is your dad's dick big?
My dad's dick is so big.
Yo, yo, yo, no.
You're probably gonna musty a hard dick,
it's like that's not so big.
I also think this, I think you remember your dad's dick
through the eyes of a child, you know?
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Orioles used to be so much bigger when I was younger and now I look at Oreos and I'm like you're fucking nothing
Yeah, no, I'd have to I don't ever know which is probably good for my dad because in my eyes because my dad's dead as fuck
So now he can never have that sully orioz. Did you say you saw your dad hard?
Wait, what did we did you say that?
The only one who heard that!
I'm fine!
I do remember him doing this.
He said you go on my page because it's smaller than my dad's.
That's what he said.
I was like, what the f...
You know what that means?
That means you inherited your mom's dick, dude.
What the f...
You didn't get your dad's dick.
No!
Why do we want to go for hereditary?
Holy f...
uh... guys also i feel like it should be a little uh... preface before the
continues uh... by the way we did stock uh... rage until they finally met
so go ahead and continue to talk about the time you felt his penis that rage
doesn't remember
yeah wait yeah
you know it's pretty interesting yet
when did you feel my penis
which occasion
there's actually a clip if you search it up
his face i so
I was chilling and he had a sun goal, but he's right up like this, grabbed my face and he
faced fuck me.
No, there's a click.
I just took a leg up while I was celebrating, his face was right there, he's like, yeah,
but rage is very touching.
So when you're sitting down, he likes to be behind you, either massaging you or punching
you or just playing with you.
That's not it.
That's not it.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, nigga.
He's walking around in crib with his shirt off, 20% of it in the fucking pink pants, and I died even pinker, nigga.
He's wearing that shit all the fucking time, nigga.
Game. I'm fucking chillin' sitting here. He's doing one of those fucking things where he's fucking mad.
He's trying to wrestle with me, game. All I'm feeling is this shit just fucking dang.
Yo, that's you, bro!
Yo, bro!
Are you ready?
This shit was so off-gain, but he'd be wearing this fucking boxer game, so this shit just dangin' around with my nigga.
That's so awesome.
Those evolved fights I was telling you.
We were good fellow draws and boxers negative. He's like two
You ever give it like a little give her give it like a couple little tugs just to get it kind of like semi
You know just so like
You know in the locker room you got to give like a little tug just cuz I someone's gonna say I want them to like
You know at least see a look at decent
Oh
What no, that's look well, I rage if you
From what I remember about sports locker rooms not wanting to be seen naked was perceived as more gay than be
It's not to be regional because like everyone in my high school was very like in my college everyone was very like
Let's see that penis. Let's see that thing.
Okay, okay, okay.
The few niggas that were like, no friends.
The few niggas that were like that on my team.
What are white niggas? What are white boys? I'm not going to lie.
No, I went to, no, I went to like a very like multi cultural high school.
That was not, but it's not it at all.
Bro, bro.
No, it was very like, no, everyone was very much like, we were very open about the dicks.
Look, let me go on about that.
See, I would say that white, like when the white people
that kind of bunch like a lot of white people in my school,
they would be like, yo, let me suck my dick
on your face and shit like that.
Yeah, I think so, bro, Josh, you see?
Yeah, they're like, yeah.
But, but, but, but.
Is this white culture?
No, no, no, yes, yes it is.
Wait, by the way, is it black?
The black digger.
Man, the white people are some freaky little fucks, man.
They some freaky ass nigga game.
Like, they freaky, like, it's one thing.
Like, the white, I'd rather have the white
I'm a lot of you like my dick the black niggas gang they would like like family like you like you'll come fuck this little shit
With me game
I gotta talk about this because like it is fascinating that like there's running train is like way
Like I hear it only for my black friends almost only the idea of running trade. I'm not kidding
What do you mean by that? Is that is that like a like a orgy?
OK, let me go.
Oh, some people like some people.
It's so I know what she's typing.
Some people classify trains.
I think this is not a train as like you fucking a girl.
You two you leave in the next one.
We're coming in. But no, a train in my.
Just just real quick.
We're going to train on a gang.
I'd like to please say for any autistic chatters,
we are not talking about like trains on a track.
There's no choo-choo, it's very different and excited because you thought your special interest was about to be a topic
This is about the thing you hate. Okay. Anyways, just so continue
Apparently it's like both things are trains, but I haven't participated in it, but to be quite friend me is that the people that I have
Okay as someone as someone who has participated but is not you know, I'm white
I know if you're white boys in the wrong channel, you must be making me go crazy.
I'm not the winner.
Here's the thing though, every white guy I know who's ever like, run train or anything,
they're very like, they're very like, cool with their, they're almost a little bit gay
about it.
Exactly.
I'm not gay.
They will fully fuck another woman with like, multiple men around, hard cocks the whole
nine yards.
I'm just lost on like is this the portal that black men have given themselves to accept maybe
the dynamism of their sexuality of this like oh maybe I do kind of like maybe I like being
around like other naked guys a little bit be honest like I'm curious also wait I have
a question I have a question I just I didn't think we would get here tonight I'll be fully
I'll be fully honest I didn't ask aptly go on I have a question about black culture
Okay, wait, so if and I'm gonna use I'm gonna use the word I'm gonna use the word homie so like okay
You and your homie and you're with a girl is that running train if it's the two of you
Why can't use the word you guys?
That's what I'm saying, that's like
a treatment plate, that's what I'm saying.
You just want me to do that.
You let me do that.
Nobody fight it, mom.
Listen, nigga, when I ran a training, nigga, this,
well, no, it wasn't a real training, but it was a training.
Like, we all made out with the bitch.
We also turned the $8.
Whoa, wait, that's just a reverse harem.
That's a reverse harem.
My god, listen, you played to me.
You're wearing a shrunk shirt.
You're wearing a shirt.
You're swapping with the bros.
No, no, I went first game. I went first but wait just making now
Oh my god, this is like the show Joe enemies. Tell me
My basement me and all my she she picked me like you you you you
Turn the lights off when I get her
I made out with her then my home away next my home and next and then we found out at the end of all of it
Before all that she gave my homie head. Yeah, so we found all that shit
Oh
I didn't get your show that he wanted us to have like that
Maybe he's not gay. Maybe he just existed in the complex spectrum of human sexuality
That's a sick prank to pull
Our buddies were black no they were all black and ice-skinned wait
I think he failed on he bailed on us chat. He bailed. Hey, wait
Have you ever had a circle jerk with your homies you never did off your homies don't say here a lot don't lie
The brakes on this
I need to know something before we move forward. Okay.
First of all, rune. Yeah.
Is there any female equivalent to the circle jerk?
Has does it ever happen?
Does it ever get together and just go DJ mode or hear me out?
Do you compare vaginas?
Yeah.
So you'll be able to be on but holes.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because like, you know, there's like, I mean,
is coming a variety of you know looks and types. There's ines and there's outies and then there's
something in between and you know what I mean like and they all look very different and some
of them look similar and you know everyone's got similar different but holes but um I would say
you know the only girls don't they're not having DJ events together we talk about sex a lot
together um but I would say the only equivalent I could offer you is when I
was in high school and we're all starting to get you know our cycles and
we're new to tampons this what we all had the same question of like this is
really scary what if we put it in the wrong hole you know what I mean it
sounds like how the fuck would that happen you know what I mean by the
way I need you to lock in and it seems weird
I would say every woman has had this they are going to give you two examples and one
of them is not even really similar but every girl when they put a tampon in for the first
time, first time, typically you have your mom watch because you're scared, you're scared
and that's a very personal experience I know and then I would say that the girl
group friend equivalent would be I remember one time we were all talking about how scary
it was in this one girl and was like I'm gonna put a tampon in my butthole and she goes and
she does it and she shows us and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen somebody
just do on whim that was she was truly just living her best life I think but then she
did have to take it out and I don't want to know what that felt like.
Or but it looked like I think that's like I have the image like imprinted in my
You know those videos where people like um, they like burn that shit into their ear and it pulls all their earwax out
Well, because if you put guys you listen as a as a girl who's like a guy
If a guy was a girl
You don't know what it's like to have to put one of those things in you right and if you put it in
And you don't let it like, you know, it is like literally like nails on a chalkboard.
That shit is fucking horrific blood.
So imagine putting that in your asshole.
Yeah.
Even probably worse.
I don't know, though.
Any of you guys could do it to find out because you all have buttholes.
No, no, I'm a pal.
I'm a pal.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Are you afraid of your butthole?
You see, let's go down.
We. Yeah.
What's the any pussy in an Audi pussy?
Oh, I got you.
Oh, that's not.
He was so excited about this thing that was in
So you know how there's a labia minora and a labia majora
It's not
She's an artist I know it's that yeah, there we go. Yeah
Visually, yes, you don't know. No, it's a very successful game
W now pretend this is this is the outside, right? This is the major
or the Majora, right?
And sometimes you'll see this little thing there.
That's the Minora.
So if you're looking at it from this perspective, right?
Here's the labia Majora, these bigger shapes, right?
These bigger shapes are the Majora.
And there's a second set here, right?
That's the Minora.
And so sometimes it's much smaller in it.
You can't really see it outside of the Majora,
but sometimes you see it like that and that's an outie.
So sometimes you're able to see the menorah, yes.
Wait, which one's more sexy, y'all?
Which I think, y'all.
No, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I think that's a matter of preference.
I'm not gonna go for it.
And you're about to get so canceled
by the female populace because we don't get to,
and you know what?
So I think every man should be at least eight inches.
I'm answering, when you're younger,
I feel like on God, you like like when I was like 15, 16,
I'm like, oh my God, that any shit is like so far.
It's like so pretty.
But the whole thing is a young man's on God.
Like it's just doesn't matter.
I'm like, God, I can say that for the car.
Like on God, I'll be honest.
The first time you see a vagina,
it's like very foreign to you.
You're not like, I remember the first time I saw it
being almost like, what is happening?
I don't understand what that is.
And then as you go to like, you know, like explore them,
you start to, you know, maybe Pavlovian, I don't know.
You're just like, these are all so dope.
I am so stoked to see that pussy.
That is very cool.
Thank you.
They're all the same.
They're really the only difference in bits
because, you know, at any ellipse,
Audi ellipse doesn't matter.
They're really only the difference
in terms of how you navigate is the clit size.
Cause some people have more hooded clits.
Some people have shorter hoods.
Oh yeah.
But in that song that changes the game though the take testosterone your plate gets bigger whoa
It's significantly down
That's so interesting anyway, so that's
In any in an Audi
I
Like all pussy, bro. I think all pussy tastes good. I mean all looks good
Well, cool
If it's wet, it's wet, so that shit was so awesome, that's awesome show coding, gang.
Gang, look at what you're doing right now.
I like that you just said Austin Show is the shorthand for a positive man here.
I'm sitting like I'm comfortable with my legs being up and open, nigga.
The fuck?
Gang, gang, gang.
Your knees are fixed now or something, bro?
Like, fuck out of your ass.
Your knees are fucked up.
What that mean?
I'm sitting, gang.
What that mean, bro?
Did you know that your prostate as you get older, as a man can become so enlarged that
it affects your bladder and you start to have bladder problems and so you start to pee off
and it can cause also I guess some incontinence issues anyways.
So you should make sure you get your prostate checked guys if you have one because it can
get enlarged with any.
Speaking of which, how do you guys feel about your muscles?
I'm going on.
What's the problem?
Rage rage. I have a feeling right now that we're gonna have like round two of the I'm not touching my own penis thing
Rage has you ever used a bidet
the day. Yeah, I got one of my
that's actually better than I
thought you're like, I'd rather
do what you feel me, but sometimes
forget a little crazy. Use the
day a little bit. You feel me
dude, I just got a little dude
what I said.
Check on your prostate. That's
how you get to it, bro.
prostate is the
the way and then that produces
you know fluid so like what you are coming is actually coming from the
cost of this is the male g-spy is in a butthole right
yeah you know what I mean
of course you're not a girl giving you a hand in the chest sticks a finger in there
and oh shit or yeah
a lot of young men in here the number one killer of young men right now in
the cancer field is colorectal cancer
mm-hmm so it's actually like you need you actually have to
I'm actually doing a stream coming up for charity where I'm going to get a colonoscopy
on camera for the American Colorectal Cancer Alliance and the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota.
I look in my order. No, no, they're gonna get in there. It's it's up to the tech. Yeah. Unfortunately.
When I was at the Mayo Clinic, they just one doctor asked if he could have my head have his
assistant in the room and my mom with with me because it was like a couple weeks on anyway.
So there I am doctors fingers right in my butthole. I'm 28. I got somebody. I got the doctors.
He's there. My mom's there. The assistants there. I'm like invite the whole class while
you're at it. But anyways, my butthole was good in case if you're wondering.
Oh good scratch your balls on camera and sniffle. You're weird as fuck. Just keep going, bro
You do that you stuff go ahead. Go ahead. Call him out
Yo, he was dead standing up scratching balls and smelling them. Why are you staring at me game?
Well, I'll be honest you all show if you're if you put your balls on camera and you scratch out of mom
I'm gonna say it to I didn't have my balls. I was like this game. I was scratched. Oh, that's a good age right now
No, okay, so that's exactly what happened. Got it. All right. Well, I have a question
Yeah, no listen with the guys here. Did you ever let a girl peg you?
These are these are these are important conversations
Okay, but for the right
I
You like that shipping
You like getting your gooch touch
But it wasn't I made that reaction because it was like foreign
I was like what the fuck is you doing but man if he gets touched on action
I ain't mad. I ain't finished like make it up where to stop eating. I see
You don't do no load in that, bro.
Wait, what about the finest girl you've ever seen?
You're about to be with her.
What's that?
Why does she got a pig in it?
No, bro.
She likes it.
Okay, hold on.
I got a modification of this question, Blau.
So I was talking to a girl recently who was like,
okay, this is her litmus test for men
to see if she fucks with them or not.
Like, if they're cool.
She's like, all right,
you're dating the love of your life, okay?
She's dying.
You find this out.
She gets a diagnosis.
She doesn't have much time left.
her last wish is to peg you.
You would see their killer.
That's crazy.
The size of the dildo would be the average male penis.
So let me get this straight.
Rage, are you a yes or a no?
Are you letting her peg you?
It's her last wish.
Oh my god, he's crazy.
I don't think he's-
This is the love of your life.
I think she's deluded with it.
Wait, hold on.
I have a better one.
She's like, you know what I'm saying?
She has some crazy shit.
She's not going to write my life.
Would you rather you have to let her fuck a man who's, who's, I don't know where
you were like, I could never handle this woman fucking this man or you let her peg
you.
Nigga, go fuck the nigga and I'm going to put fire in her.
But you you you're gonna commit fucking double homicide rather than just get your your ass pounded for life
It's gonna hit the game
Things gonna happen here, bud. I have to head out
What I will say before I go I will say before I go
I think it's infinitely more manly
To get pegged then to pull a gun on someone and if my love of my life wants to peg me
that I hope she gets the biggest fucking girthiest strap on ever and I'm
gonna let you know the meaning of power bottom. I'm gonna show her the meaning of
haste like fucking shadow facts.
Now you see what we said about white people now? Now you are you understanding a little bit?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? You think that that was a problematic position that he would let the love of his life peg him?
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, he said the gurgiest, biggest, like, bro, he didn't have a point.
I think he had an asshole like that. I don't even question it.
Yeah, but he said, showing how devoted he is.
Are you being lost on romantic language? Yes, he said that there is no mount.
He would do everything to give her the best fantasy because he loves this woman.
I'm good.
That's not love.
That's not love.
That's not love.
That's not love.
It's not love.
The love of my life would never save me from doing it.
She would never.
She would never even ask me.
Now, if the love of your life said, she's hidden it from you for her whole life because
she knew that you'd fail this time.
She don't love me, nigga.
Then she don't love me.
Wait.
Listen.
What if the love of the life, what if she said this, baby, let me suck someone
else's dick, please, before I die.
You're going to kill me?
You're going to do that shit?
No, no, no.
You're going to do that shit?
Am I insane here?
Mike, can I just give you this?
This is the love of your life and she's about to die.
What the fuck do you have to-
I'll kill myself!
God, please!
You know, I'm in here!
Fuck it!
Can I just...
Can I just say...
Listen, Lee, let me tell you something.
As...
I'm representing the white people in here by saying,
this is some white people shit.
And I'm with it!
Like, I say this shit too, where I'm like,
yeah, fucking spread my cheeks,
give me the fucking biggest-
Well, also, you like penis!
I don't!
No, I'm not letting us draw racial lines about this.
No, I will also say, I will also say, you're right.
This is some weird, this is some white people.
No, no, it's not.
And no, it's not.
And no, it's not because I'm crazy.
It's not a white person thing.
I've seen some crazy shit.
You see, I don't want to type.
I don't want to type.
I don't want to type.
Oh, it's obviously
No, no, no, no
This person is from where it has Asian accent, where it has Black accent, where it has Indian accent, where it has Hispanic accent
But this isn't a common 8 person thing
And a white-nicked asks the same question
More than likely you'll get more yeses from the white-nicked
Yes, it's always this, always this
Yes, it's always the white-nicked
I actually agree with this
You're not getting out of this, oh god, you're not getting out of this
It's no way, it's no way, you're not getting out of this
You're not getting out of what? Hold on, let's talk this through
Who's getting out of it?
I'm saying that this is what you're pointing to is the possibility of there being cultural
differences regarding how we relate to and approach human sexuality, which of course
there are.
Now the question is why does it exist and is it something that we just accept as being
intrinsic, which it isn't, or do we address the cultural wounds that might inform our
fear of having a buttock touch?
There's also like I don't know you think maybe there's like an imperative to present is in a way that's like
I
story for you, like, okay, this is, do you know what it reminds me of? When I was back
in Chicago, I wanted to, like, a fucking white, like, pretty white school, where'd you go?
Where'd you go? I went to University of Chicago, right? And so we were, but we were on this,
but we were on the South Side, so my best friends were black, they come hang out with
us. They would hang out at their house. I told them the story about how I was snapchatting
my dick to my homies and dressing it up with little fucking funny colors. And
There was one that is the way this shit ever to be fair.
That is what I was like, damn, I'm I do some white people shit.
Yeah, no, I I would also like to make it clear that like I is I is a white like I
none of that I've never encountered that in my life.
That is a blouse thing before it is a white thing.
No, doing fucking like doing like a
R art on your cock to evolve it in real time is legitimately like that is
blau stuff
uh... i'm not i'm not taking on your sense
you know what you need a lot of questions
i'm not going to have a look at your real your open bro i really fucked with
that
would you suck my dick
i'm not gonna ask that weird
let me hear it
lee that is white people shit that is that is that is what white people love
to ask
I feel like I'm on that view of that is that's fucking train wrecks. That's I feel like I'm on the scuff podcast
That shit
Because I didn't want to know cuz like I feel like you a little gay bro
I'm gonna keep bug so I want to know like a gay name if I'm even a little attractive or something
Like I raise it rage with my I suck his use
No, no use it use it use it what who the fuck is that behind you my niggas?
What the fuck is that shit?
What the fuck is that shit?
What the fuck is that shit?
What the fuck is that shit?
I look at this shit like three times.
Can you put that thing up for us?
I want to see that thing up in the front and center.
That's the cardboard cut out someone sent me, bro.
Of you?
You're the A.I.
You're the A.I.
You're the A.I.
The bottom is A.I. and making it top is Nido.
Oh my...
What's on your lips?
That's you?
Yeah, that doesn't look like you.
What's on your lips?
Get to me up, thing.
That's saving cream.
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't look like that.
You look like you ate a bunch of donuts.
Yeah.
That's saving cream.
No, okay.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Me?
Turn around?
Yeah, go put it back.
Hey, can I also just also mention that you guys are like, like, you three are
the ones who were the most excited to see that ass right now just so you know
that is Blau that is rage and that is that is
whoa those are cheeks turn around I want to see that
Yeah, you're also the people who...
Nigga, raise your shit fatter than a bitch, too.
Raise your dumb.
Raise your dumb.
Like, raise...
Yes, man.
I got no muscle butt.
I got no muscle butt.
We have the same butt.
We have the muscle butt.
Yo, chill.
We have the same butt.
Me and Ray had the same butt, but I'm the skinny.
I'm the skinny.
We don't have the same butt.
We guys are comparing butts.
We just want to say that again, like, it's just incompatible with everything that
you're, like, afraid to have your ass touched.
I'm so lost here that we're now going into the muscle butt.
Black competition because these are just we're just words through these words are the fog that you need to see through
But like but like the idea of the love of your life the woman you've been dating the woman you married
Wanting to peg you one time before she dies and that's all
Look if she's gonna die what difference does it make?
Have you considered the inevitability of expiry that exists within all of us that one day you too will perish
What is the point of all of your ambitions? It is to feel however ephemeral we deserve to experience
About it died right now though. Yeah, she about it died right now. She said let me pull you for our died
You go die
With that trauma like
Let me pull it back a little bit. What about what about girl wants to which wants to lick your booty about that
No, I would like to say first and foremost that Yusuf has had absolutely
zero sexual contact ww faith. Exactly. I'm saying maybe first and foremost,
your position doesn't matter that much. Rage, what's going on here?
I may personally know, but I want to get mad at it because if they say yes, I know
Do you like that yeah, we do a pussy Josh? Yeah, okay, okay?
Blau I know that you do you know what?
You look like a pussy eating Maine like the kind of person
It's just my favorite thing
Wait, what do I look like?
to uh...
uh...
uh...
i think i think i think i think it's you know
the there's something fucked up deep within you that i can't access i was
like a dark psychic force that i'm trying to be based on what you had said
about you the fact that you can't even so much as reference what porn you
watch as me so puzzled that way
that's what i'm saying you're you're you're like you know what you see bro
like i could i could see she said that's why i'm saying we're all the same
at the end of the day because you're saying oh no we're all the same
I don't know, I don't know, nigga.
No.
We are.
You don't know what you are.
You haven't done anything.
You don't know what you are.
You could be a freak.
You don't know, gang.
I know exactly who I am, bro.
Wait, wait, have you ever kissed a girl?
Nope.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, he uses tentos down on this.
That's okay.
I respect that.
No, the name is hell.
They don't say anything.
It's me and Joe.
Oh, why is the mouth open?
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
They're cuddled up there.
They're cuddled up there.
Oh, yeah, by the way, we do develop it Diana and
be with some dude with a really fast moscow and she was
He said he said I love you boys and I think that included me
Boys. This is the boys night.
Wait, what's your name again?
Roon.
Roon, you're one of the guys.
You're cool.
Thank you so much.
I've always felt that way.
Like, if I was born as a guy, I'd do better in my room.
No, but not in a pick-me-way.
Because someone will say, I'm just going to go to the guys.
No, Roon's like legit.
She's real.
I'm like if a girl was a boy or if a boy was a girl.
You know what I mean?
I'm like if a girl was a boy or if a boy was a girl.
I'm like if a goblin was a man,
but then they are which cursed it to be a little bit to a hundred percent whatever
i'm hearing right now is a hundred percent your fetish
no i've never seen anything like that there's a goblin and in the goblin is
going to have a meeting they need i'm not watching autistic porn
can we guess your porn
can you say autistic porn? no no no please don't guess please don't
please don't guess i don't want to guess it
the thing about porn is that if you do guess it she'll break it
exactly so I don't want this is her line and I'm respecting it as moderator I
can't I just to be a furry furry no she's not yeah I mean I've watched she's
weird my thing she wield that yeah are you feel about Josh how do you feel about
furries I feel like you would yes see I feel like you'd have a furry history
that you don't want to fess up to but definitely it works for them
I don't know if this is a phobia and I don't care if it's a phobic if one day they finish this shit
phobic I get nauseous I'm sorry all my furries out there all the furries out there I don't like your niggas game
You're in the suit because it's too hot or like what?
Nigga, nigga, if you're having sex in a fucking animal costume fucking another animal
you wish you could fuck animals nigga but you can't fucking niggas in a fucking animal costume
fuck a beast you have it nigga, fuck a freak
You know what? I actually have a very different take
I have a very different take I'm kind of pro furry
and if you're curious I'll tell you why I will I'll go to bat
yet explain to me also i
gimme up okay i think that the vast majority of people who are furries
simply autistic people who have found comfort in presenting through an
avatar as opposed to embodying themselves because to push that it or they
are in during some kind of sexual trauma so to just be like all i found a
community of other people who i get to interface actually with without
addressing the human complication of it is that i think they want to put
animals those people are in
That's what you got me if you can read other niggas is autistic that I'm cool
But I will not like any nigga that's saying it normal to that shit like come on. I don't say normal
But like you know what I mean like if it's something
I understand that I got no judgment. So a lot of it's not sex like I know it sounds weird
I just I've met enough furries because I like to I think they're fascinating
Um, a lot of it's just like I feel more comfortable presenting in a way that isn't reflective of or an active sort of like
Contest with my humanity. I don't want to be me. I don't I want to be an avatar
I want to talk through it. It's like someone who likes playing them in a more PG, but in the world
Even if they're autistic doesn't mean you could be a fucking weirdo game
Okay, wait, hold on, but I think you're confusing it.
So here's the thing, when I was younger,
I used to think furries were people
that wanted to screw animals.
So I, and I was misinformed because then I started tying
in people who like to wear fur suits and stuff
and they just explained that it was like a way
to help them explore their gender identity
and things like that.
Like, like Wake was saying, it was like an OC,
like a character they could pretend to be.
It's like, I like to dress up as a clown
because then I'm not mean, it makes me feel safe,
right, so I understood that.
and what i will say about a lot of a lot of
her report because i have seen some existing on the internet at my right
pulled on cage of thirty two is a lot of it is just it's a human it's a it's like
low-level it is a thing that was a woman
it's a good woman and and they just happen to have ears or a tail or
whatever
about the full body fursuit you are barking there like that is yeah that's
weird dog well it was over bunny game nigga okay that's literally what it is
Lola bunny is like probably the poster child for furry identity in the context
of popular culture like if you were in the little bunny you can understand
first let's say let's say you need a outlet to like express your sexual
sexual whatever the case is why animal yeah I got you why not like a character or
so the white animal actually talk about this because I think it is it is a
misnomer or it's a misinterpretation of like the chicken egg conundrum of like
okay did the chicken come first with the egg right what's the cause of what I
think that you already knotted so what I'm saying is that I think because
furry identity is already very well carved out because of largely the
existence of exactly that Lola bunny etc that there are sexualized representations
of what we would call anthropomorphic which is something that appears human but
isn't right anthropomorphic animals in media it's something that we interface
with and we understand the language of it exists in a lot of things like fucking
like Yu-Gi-Oh! and shit Pokemon like this stuff is out there so people already
understand it and there's already a community for it so it's easy for
people to join into like it's a hobby they could just as easily be
anything else and a lot of people do it in cosplay as well that's why
Fucking cons are freak shit then people do it at the ren fair because they're dressed up. They're a character
They're not themselves. They're on their freak shit anywhere
People are dressing up you have people who are at odds with some element of their sexual identity or their relationship to sexual intimacy
Who go and get on their freak shit because they feel safe to be what they really are when they have a mask on
Well, I'll I want to add one other counterpoint. I also have kind of people do it like when they're
Like rage I think so and this now this I don't know
Maybe they did this year guys school
But this some I'm about to say some white people shit
But some white people shit when I was growing up in school
Before anyone's even sexual or anything like that kids were pretending to be fucking animals, right?
There was like a group of like girls who were like the wolf girls and like the wolf kids at my school
And they come out by the fucking trees and I was cool with them
No, we're not.
No, no, no, no!
They're like, get them!
Put a little bit on the spectrum.
Like, what are you guys doing?
What's going on?
What are they bad?
No, what are they bad?
What was that?
What are they?
What are they?
Bad?
They're like, they're like, well, we're like, seven or eight.
I don't know.
I'm just not-
No!
Really, no!
What is that?
Oh, no, no.
This is crazy, really.
What?
This question is like, oh, thank you.
Like, bad, no, no.
They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,
they're like, they're chill, normal kids, like, they're,
During class they're studying. They're doing normal classroom shit
It comes recess and they pretend that they're a fucking wolf pack and I kicked the soccer ball over and like
Everyone in like when we're playing soccer, they'd send me to go get it because I would show them they wouldn't growl at me
They was they were cool with me
Chat you didn't have like horse girls who pretended they weren't horses or like the kids that pretended
They were fucking wolves that recess
fucking bully nigga I didn't go to school with anyone who pretended to be animals
right I was just fucking weird and ostracized because I was just whatever
the fuck I am and but I would hear stories all the time about like my own
best friend she's like yeah we would like pretend to be like battle cats or
whatever and she's like the baddest bitch I've ever met so you know what I
I don't think it's maybe she wasn't even really bullied.
So I don't think it's those things.
Kids have imaginations.
Yes, having a rich inner world
and being willing to like explore and empathize
with a number of different perspectives and identities
is a hallmark of a healthy, balanced person
as long as it doesn't become like too involved
in like every other element of their life as an adult.
You want your kid to be done.
I'm gonna try to understand you more.
I just don't understand it right now.
Rage, Rage, go to a furcon with me.
I'm a throak.
Let's go to a fucking furcon.
We should go to a furcon.
I'm not going to fucking say it.
Great, great, great.
Tell Aime, Aime, I know you're watching Fur Con with Wake Wilder.
We're going to go and we're going to learn about furry culture together.
Yeah, grow up.
Like, I'm not even playing.
I'm getting nauseous games.
No, you won't.
I swear, I watched a video on it, bro.
God, I got like nauseous, bro, I don't know why, like big old suits and shit, like,
I don't know why.
We'll get you a smoke cereal if you like it.
Maybe your body is, like, revolting because you aren't participating, you know, like,
you need a suit of your own so that you feel safe there.
Oh, yes. Yes, Lee. I see your hand raised over there. Yes, please wait. Wait, I have a question. Wait,
Like say it's like can I have my like this is my dick gonna be out again the costume?
Like these things don't work. No, that works. No, that's about the furry dick. Not my actual dick
They have their own like also like you gotta think about it like
They have their own rules, you know like it's not like they're actual animals like that's why there's nothing until there is
I don't know man
You don't have to do that you could like you could watch like a documentary about furries or something
I bet it's fascinating. I don't have one on on lock, but I bet it's cool
Great let's put let's do like let's do let's put furry porn the screen when I dig to see what gets hard first
The only thing you're gonna learn from that is 100% certainty that that that was pretty
gay.
That's all that's gonna be.
You're so worried about identifying the furry that you're missing the deeply gay activity
that you've just designed.
That's not gay.
That's not gay.
That's not gay.
Let's do it.
Can we please do it, please?
No!
Why would I do that?
Why?
I don't care if you're furry, Jay.
I know I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I won't prove I'm not.
I won't prove I'm not.
Let's have the Cowabunga dude do it with a suit, bro.
It's crazy because, like,
that's literally playing furry chicken.
Like, I've never heard anyone do this before.
That's crazy.
Lee, one of these days, bro, I mean it, like,
and Josh, I know you get it because you know Lee.
It's like, every time I talk to him,
I'm like, we gotta sit you down, dude.
I mean, I need Josh in one ear,
I need me in the other.
We just need to fix you, because this is insane.
I'm an example of both of you.
No, we do that.
Absolutely not look, I'm I'm like the little nephew.
You guys are my uncle that I love hanging around my uncles, bro.
You're like the uncle that I love hanging around with, bro.
That's what it is.
Wait, why do you hate Palestine so much?
The.
Why do you know it?
Granny's East Slander.
I've always known you.
Sorry, hold on.
Wait.
Why are we what happened?
Yeah.
What what what why you go? Oh? Oh, oh got it
You know Palestine right now, this is what we I look I'll go I actually spoke with your team
And I was like I won't make it political so that Josh doesn't have to say anything
He wouldn't want to say
The manifesto that you said over to me you were kind of drunk
you have any political interests, i'm gonna answer that one for you
no no i mean well the thing is that like i just got a sense that maybe it
wouldn't be in your best interest but if you want to go ahead and answer it i mean
we could do it right now
what best interest? ask the fuck question
okay yeah well i mean i well it's about what you wrote your paper on do you
want to talk about it i don't want to bring it out
paper what paper? i didn't write a paper
no it was about your defense of
in the Middle East this sort of like you you wrote a lot about Netanyahu
Why you you said that he was I believe and I quote your inspiration
Is yahoo that's that's worse hold on
I used to use
Yeah, he took both. Yes. Yes, that's it. Why there?
Yeah. Is that why it's named? It's named after that, too. Yeah, the whole nine yards.
No, it's a big way.
He's older than that.
Wait, yeah.
Well, no, no, don't believe this thing.
If you troll me, bro.
Oh, yeah, you're a fucking asshole, bro.
You're so you're not an asshole.
You're not an asshole.
You might be afraid, but you're not an asshole.
Just stay in the room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for a game.
Actually, I didn't do too much pressure.
Let me get it.
Let me get it.
Come on.
No, wait, we had this talk and I read the room.
I don't think that now's not a good time.
No, I want to hear it.
You can't just do that, you can't just do that.
This is good, you have my permission.
Fuck it, I just wanted to just shout out,
I just wanted to make a quick shout out,
and I just wanted to say that, I think,
Roland, I think you look good,
I just wanted to say that.
Hey, thank you so much, my fellow man, thank you.
I think you look the best out of everybody here.
Huh?
I think you look the best out of every single person.
No, I think you guys all look amazing,
I want to be more, I'm not as masculine
and chiseled and hairy as you guys,
I gotta I gotta start getting I got a masculine max so that I fit in better in these boy talks
Hmm
That's crazy meet both of us for the first time and you say she's the one that looks good. Fuck you Lee
In your dick now, I have to go pee I'll bear back. Yeah, I had a question. Have you been cheated on or have you cheated?
Oh, I've always been cheated on
Always always
Why raise the cheater to you cheated how many times that's a lot of cheating how many relationships have you been in like
Okay, I'll say this if you are with someone to the point to where you they could cheat on you then yeah, that's like a partner
I've had
What the hell?
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no!
The way, the way, the way, the way!
Not rich!
With these girlfriends you had, was it like, was it like, did they, like, like, what did
it communicate that like you guys weren't dating or like?
How, how much, how much, how much girls have...
What?
Go ahead and answer it.
Go ahead and answer it.
The four girlfriends that I've had, yes.
Only four?
That's my girl friend.
That's my girl friend.
How much time do you think you have to have shitty relationships Lee what that's that that's you're averaging a pretty good clip there
That's got to be like somewhere between one to three years each then wait wait wait guess what he's okay
Why are you my last girl?
I was my years ago game
I was a girl from
I'm talking to the girl
I'm talking to the girls
I'm talking to the girls
That's not what they say Niggaz
They say we were dating
You're like no we weren't
Wait so you're saying he's
under shooting Lee
Everything that I've learned
is from Rage
You know what's crazy
is that Rage is trying to change the topic
about Israel Palestine then these women that's crazy so you're for for
Oh
No, no, I thought you're seeing good for girlfriends and you cheated on all four
Did you cheat no
And Jenny
Yeah
No, but that's true if you don't have like an explicit understanding that you would not be sleeping with other people that's fine
I get that but like
Like, what's it, okay, could you date someone who's cheated, if they told you straight up,
that they've cheated in the past?
Yes.
Yes?
Believe me, you're so desperate, nothing you say matters here.
No, I'm answering for him, I know his answers.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
That's what happens
Wait, this nigga line, you know, I like that toss sheet cuz
Just sniffing it out dude, I think he I think he knows what's up
I don't get why people are like, it's too stressful, bro, like, I don't get it.
Just the highs and lows are what they become addicted to crisis.
A lot of times people don't understand what love is, they only know intense emotion.
They don't understand, like, the kind of, I think love is actually quite boring at
its zenith.
When it's at its best, it's so skill and so caring that you aren't constantly thinking
about them.
And when you think that constantly thinking about someone is what love is because you've
people may ever been infatuated with people. You don't know what to do when that stops.
You start poking.
Well, also, here's the thing is when you're in a toxic relationship, the dopamine high
you get from the good moments will always be higher than the high you get from being
in a healthy one.
Sex.
So I, when I was growing up, my parents would fight all the time. So I dated a guy
for 10 years that would constantly cheat on me, constantly scream at me, constantly
break up with me and then come back to me because I was just used to the cycle
of highs and lows and then when I was faced with a healthy relationship it felt weird
because my body was like where's the conflict, where's the, but I didn't want to make conflicts
because I hated being yelled at so I wasn't going to start yelling but I was like this
is weird.
Basically I had to adjust to a man being nice to me because my brain was like looking
for that dopamine high and you kind of have to reprogram your brain to just not
want that and then you become a normal human again.
This is a really interesting position because it's also illustrating something that goes
against what a lot of people will say in like dating.
If you were to ask like clavicular how you should act to a woman, he would not say nice
at all, you know, which is a really interesting premise to me because like men are deciding
what women are into, but I think that they're deciding how to emotionally manipulate
people in the fucking them.
I think that's actually the whole nine yards because if you're incredibly mean
and tumultuous and things get rocky, you might find insecure people who have to
appease that.
They have to stop it.
But what do women want?
Um, to cut the deal.
My chest of losers that he helped.
So can you tell me what? Oh, I got you.
I got you. So so if you treat a woman
with kindness, love and respect and thoughtfulness,
no yelling, no fighting, you can have disagreements,
but you should be able to talk about them with each other without screaming.
You know what I mean? Nobody like that.
Don't throw shit.
Don't yell, you know, just always be honest.
Because the thing is, is the love you feel when you're with somebody who's who treats
you with kindness and respect and love and doesn't want to make you can tell they don't
want to make you feel bad.
Then you're like, I have to give a special treasure.
I'd like to raise a really important point though for the boys in chat and the boys
in the call is that like in the event that you're dating someone who takes your stillness
and your lack of anger as being indifference.
That shit is toxic.
That is.
That's new for you fall out that ass had those a girl that I realized she admitted it to me
She used to try to make me mad
She's she's not that's hot stuff. She's like, oh that's how that we're all gonna one time
I just wanted to see you man. I wanted to get I'm like
Here's the other thing though. That is a fuck-ass dude smolt. I promise you somewhere along the lines
She drew emotional intensity akin to care and it's very different right cuz there are dudes who are like
that i need to control things because i don't feel secure myself right so they
try to yell and stop someone from ever being who it is they are and they think
that that's what love is that's caring right
so you have a tentose down with that in my opinion you have to be a very still
very gentle and give a shit
i mean are you writing any of this down are you just still thinking about
whether or not there's the major or the menorah pussy lip what's going on
there
like if i'm being honest if i really if i really if i really if i really if i really
I
Want to hear exactly what's going on
I'm trying to I'm trying to calm myself down because I feel like I shouldn't really join this conversation
I'm thinking of a lot of like, you know
No, I don't know
Well, he's the gay gauges drop. That's why
And the last time I was excited for this was oh my god
It's like wait isn't yay like wait is he he's oh no he apologized
Yeah, he wrote in like Forbes or something what what the what the fuck did he drop his like hey dad?
I'm gonna say this
Cuz I'm Jewish, okay. I'm Jewish. I know he said some hurtful things to the Jewish people
Mm-hmm. He dropped my beautiful doctors okay, so if I come on I mean
Does that mean that we're
them was older.
Nobody else is here.
They can't.
How are you?
My my grandpa and the blue Jews are proud anti Zionist Jews.
Oh, 10 toes down.
Like every Jewish person I know.
Yep.
Are you a spy?
What was that?
Are you a spy?
Wait, what?
What from the side?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't like how to be that loud.
Is it a question?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He literally, he's like, you silly nigga.
And just that, that's the thing.
That's the reason you're not right now.
You're all lost.
Actually, can I tell you something that's really,
that I think is really funny?
I'm sorry, I have to say this.
I think a lot of, let's just say I'm not,
I'm not trying to be that white guy.
It's like, well I have black friends.
I think a lot of streamers on Twitch didn't really,
a lot of white streamers on Twitch never had black friends.
I agree, I agree.
Right, am I right?
I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see it.
So that's why I'd be like, when certain white streamers have certain reactions of things
that we say, I can tell them, okay, yeah.
Anyway, what are the telltale signs?
Give them the playbook.
When do you like, you really don't know any black people?
What tips are there?
just tell me
I feel like that bodes really poorly for me
I think I look like I only hang out with people who eat granola for three minutes
You have like friends, bro. I could just tell you. I have to tap into this a stream. Okay, don't tap into that shit
Hey, great. Yo, thank you for inviting me on
Boy, I fucking love you. Thank you for coming on dude. It was so fun
Hey, lay off. I'm out of here. It was nice to meet you
They fuck you
I fought with you gang. Anyway, bless us. Just a full book. I know you need a bless. I see the dinner right now
I still play that shit. Yeah. Hey, you see a new Pokemon champions. It's gonna drop. Are you hopping on that?
Yeah, I'm also I'm coming up to fucking compete at the fucking tournaments for that shit. You're gonna play like that
Yeah, I was a singles anymore. It's double doubles. This is the only thing that matters, bro
So you actually is also VGC shit. Yeah, I'm signed up for VGC LA
I'm gonna have a stall team
We should all sign up for that
I'm just gonna have you bleed out dude. We should do that. We should all do that
Yo, Lee, you're not you're not everyone. Yeah. No, bro. You don't have the patience
Yo, Blastoise, can you tell these things? Okay. So I lost in Pokemon for the first time and but I lost in
Random battles like random gen gen I thought we're gen random. Can you tell these things? That's not really cunt Pokemon
That's not complete bro. It's random, bro
Also, yeah, when you go when you go and play those some people are running like the most banned shit ever that you're just not gonna fucking win
Yeah
Ranks like is like I play oh you and I only play oh you
Lost in showdown put my show down the random battles gen 9 gen 9 oh you random battle
So you don't pick your team you get random Pokemon so your team could be
And I fucking lost and they hang that over my head because of a random I will never lose in a team building book
No, damn. Oh, that's like only being given a pistol and counter strike or some shit
Like you can't like you can just get a bad loadout. That's shit
And it's luck face because I did a two-headed dragon event
Which is a certain type of magic the gathering paper met, huh? I'm hearing you lost five times
No, no, no, no, no, it was
No it's just that bad luck I bet.
It was best for five so I lost, yeah, I lost the set, I lost five times, it was the best to five.
Wait pause, and they're saying it was it was against moist critical? Is that who it was against?
It was, it was moist critical.
Okay, watch out! Well pause, you're talking about Charlie's the fucking goat of this stuff.
Charlie played most of the shit, yeah.
But, but, but we ran like a random Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and gave us a bunch of fucking random decks.
Charlie was the one who won that tournament because he's a god gamer, are you kidding me?
I told them while I was playing it. I'm like, I don't know what's happening
I don't know what this orange is, but he has main character center right now
And I don't know what's going on. Yeah
Leader mystique. Oh, he's got like an aura
I'm the main character. Nothing's about to go your way
These are some random ass teams and I'm gonna cook you gang and that's what the fuck I was just hitting Jets
Oh, go join us for VGCLA. There's a bunch of
That's like big big energy you got moist moist got a big big energy because you from Florida
Okay, I'm out of here. Yeah. Thank you. I'll see you later, baby
This Kanye live
What is Kanye is Kanye live
Yo, what the fuck is happening that we part of one good talk
I know people were probably in the car like what the fuck about
Yo these combos yo
Yeah, I left it.
Yeah, I gotta go pee.
All right, so, I'll be back.
I got my life on the ground, mama say,
but the condition that I made it out is amazing.
Going through cycles, different phases.
I'm trying to see how far I can take.
I understand I'm up to mis-taking
I cut out the work, it was back-breaking
Then all I've been cheated on, I was playing
Take this one of Mars, like I'm mad, I ain't there
Next day I go off, cause I lack patience
Don't think it's my job for me to explain it
I'm on everything, trying to play us
I'm on everything
I can't let out the no-wit-thing in you
I chop a fire on everything
On my wife, I'm gonna wait in vain
On my life, I give a bad thing
I can believe that the way you are, somebody gotta do it, you play drugs, I'm not enjoying
If you're sweet girls, anybody that's something that much and that long, and exactly that,
it's gotta pay off.
You can't go there because nothing but go up.
Isn't that so?
The main thing is getting through something that you really love to do.
to pay me
why do you need to be so cold?
Hello?
I miss all the time
I was keen
You think he's not playing back?
Oh
We'll go back after
Hey, I just back why they say I was back in the chat
You
Got ran wrist on the elbow
I
Needle is good. How you thought about that small chat? I don't like that one. I saw niggas. Hey, no
That's happy to try so I go live those
Only five
I had been learned to read between the lines
What for when they mention me in turn
Know the laws and the vision was to burn
So let it pull my social chances on the client
Not to mention they forget to make some counts
When you feel like Sunday is the next prime
Yes, a dream about this every day
The way to be the living being
I know some church's calling women free
What's worse living in conditions made first taking good men away fathers in the tender tinderade
mother fighting for living ways
Ready? Sounds like I missed good
I would never figure out how
I hate crazy songs, I would even think to do these type of songs
You miss the Travis song?
Did you think he produced these songs?
you
this way i'm listening to it after bro
well on chat hold hold hold hold hold
chat hold chat hold chat hold
Chase out a little, Connie listen to the party.
Chase out a little.
What they gon' do, what they gon' do with them?
Take some time off, they act like they don't remember
Couple four nights and at least two winners
Back with their head taps and their head spinners
I'm a boomer, money flies, it cannot go with her
Throw it in the bag like a fast-forward picture
Descended hate for the designated hitter
Give it all you got, it does not make a difference
I'm the high-off killer, man, I'm thinner, OG
White features with the runway, OT
It hit me off the beat, but it's and or treat
If you're not keep a little motto hands off me
There's nothing to discuss so we're not gonna speak
They never gave justice to y'all and no peace
Make a count here with the brutal party
Or anti-hero vigilante
said are we back shadow we back
These sand books are crazy, man.
Got the last spark up?
Sand won't. Sand won't.
Sand won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I
Won't no, no, I'm good. I won't smoke today
Like that
I
I'm a cop.
Now they want to see cuz pipe it hot.
Life gave me lemons made of honor pome on the rocks.
I feel like I'm a sportsinator.
Contract terminator on the spot.
They want to pack it for if I ride the night.
Easy dead bags when I'm patching out.
They go hate it when I patch it now.
I love it.
This one's nice.
Now, how to change the heart.
I
Whatever works, works, whatever works, works, whatever works, works, whatever works, works, whatever works, works.
What? What is this hating out of nowhere, bro?
Why are you all on cock right now?
What are you using this time?
They grunts.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I died in rearrangement, my mind for it, I died in rearrangement, my mind for it
This thing has been tragic on my mind for it, I died in rearrangement, my mind for it
My mom said her beloved know you just have to wait
She said life don't come easy
It's a game art, it's a game art
They hate to see the system action figured out
They want you caught up in distraction figured out
I'd rather focus on the love that's been around
Take all the stress the UPS is shipping out
No executive can ever run a mountain
High speed drives you to see the ground
I imagine when people see us out
Her below, no you just have to wait
She said life don't come easy
It's a game of consent
Time is hard
Let's just wait
Crazy sample, crazy sample, crazy sample, holy fuck.
You made a kingdom fall in love, I'll take the pill it's small enough to lay my systems
I wanna be somebody like a bullet.
Like a bullet.
You think I'm a riot.
I see the facade.
You wish I'd be quiet.
Don't be sure of God.
I see the most eyes.
I see the most eyes.
I see the most eyes.
to tell the truth.
Yeah, baby, do what I say.
And I can't help but know what I say.
Baby, do what I say.
I should know what I say.
Baby, do what I say.
I can't help but know what I say.
Baby, do what I say.
When a master piece
turned into catastrophe,
they get mad at me
For living in my fantasy
All the castles in the sky
Come down plush and every time I speak my mind
All the people
Swear my ego
Needs a repo
But I won't let go
In the night I'll love it all
Baby tell me what it cost you
I
Okay, that would probably be my least favorite out of the ones I've heard so far, all the
other ones would be good.
In my videos I came back from the bathroom, I don't know what I missed.
Please don't talk about sparts, but it's over.
Please.
It's little but...
Please!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
It's been a long, long time coming Take this fresh new tide, I'm still running
There's a few things I'm overcoming Running chest still can't stand it
I think about it every night and day to try to stay awake
Keep my heart lit but you don't take a listen to suspect
I'm sick of being trying to read a wanker
I think I'm out of happy night, baby, try to stay away to keep my heart in the sun
Don't take it, cause it's this spec, I'm still here in a dry picture
The least guy who's in the ring, that's hard to get him!
Oh, baby
Now
I
Okay
You're the one that you're scared of.
Sometimes I belong by myself, yeah.
I'm feeling home by myself, yeah.
It ain't the same feeling with somebody else.
I've been like a clone of myself, yeah.
You ain't gotta lie, right?
They tell the truth.
But I tell the truth about everything.
It's everything.
It's everything.
I tell the truth about everything
And time
is the way you feel
I know I'm lying
above the field
But I'm still
And I'm still
close to you
close to you
All that we've been through
We can't get this here together
Then you say it
Then create your dreams on you
But I said it once, I'll say it again
Let's go to the starlight in your eyes on you
And that is why it burns
Suddenly up here
I've done it so many times, it's so true
And that is a lie
I look like that, I know it's not a lip-bop, I can shoot it at
I love that sample
I took almost at the end bro
I
My next class don't slow dance
I'd sit last in a compartment
He said I love you and I love you back
But if I break your heart I have a heart attack
I'll step a red bucket made in bed
And we gon' stay attached till you face the leg
Highs and lows
Highs and lows
What do you do to life I know
Highs and lows
Ties and lungs
They never let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
I'll put you through a lot I know
I'll let me go
Don't let me go
I'll put you through a lot I know
I like that I don't give a fuck
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, I
Gotta listen to the first few songs though with the first few songs good at all. I didn't see what y'all said to that
Those 20 songs. I feel like it
It's not done it is
Pg that's all they drop on stream
I
Did she figure your booty?
Send it up, it's a must, it's a must
That's the death of cause, it's a hurts
Show them how you do the billion in clutch
Like I'm running up a lean in a rush
And then on schedule, you and me big enough
Took it worldwide, like I said I was from Chum Chum
Know I cheated all when it's all sitting drunk
Send it up, send it up, send it up, send it up
It's a must, it's a must
10 times 10, 10 times out of 10
And it's fast back to black, ain't you wild?
Hoppin' in, all the rest to the fam
I'm the vibes and the gas
Catch you walkin' out the bar
Stoppin' like you want the deal
You know you can't avoid this
Snap the one to go against
Broke the slime slide with me
This is still a noise bitch
You been asked in the stick around
She don't know I get it
She got back and a pretty smile
Shorty Boy said,
She gon' play with your emotions
Now you roll thin
That's a girl they go on rope board
I got a broken, they got tendencies to talk bitch that you don't hear
My patenesis on both wrist rings, both hands
Know the truth, fuck the sobering, y'all don't understand
Next to me you niggas soda cans, then the grand kids
And hear our prayer, please, Lord, whenever we pray.
Oh, is he replaying what I missed?
You've been good.
I just want to say thank you, Lord.
I just want to say thank you, Lord.
You've been mad at us!
Make me better out of that!
Father!
Now you wonder where the F.E. been
But I'm back to life like an F.E. been
And she's still in the left of skin
And I check me out and check me in
See this coat that's a coat
Check me in see this code
Now I walk to streets, college club, the King John's drive, it is like the Simba's feed.
Barber!
Cause I look good, I smell good, I feel good.
And you sing.
Mixed me shit a lot.
No you wonder where the F I been, F I been going hard, never clutched the wheels,
y'all been breaking bad now back again, getting little tickets, no rathamans.
You see these kicks nigga?
May check, stop the right steps, more vision, get some more please.
She used to be a lone star, waking up to loose knees
He used to live up in the 70s, now I've bought two streets
O.S.D. with the King Drive, Nas Mela, Blue Beach
Used to be feet live, now trapped at the Blue Beach
Yeah
Help us now
The album was way too loud
That's a lotta salt going with this one, man.
We left for the baby eye
We left for the baby eye
We left for the baby eye
Baby Island
Baby Island
Baby Island
Baby Island
We don't have to work
It's not even hers
And we don't have to hold on
To pay me back behind
Wanted him to retire
And now you got all the love
All the sun
There you are then
And now you got all the love
Oh
And now you get all the love, all the shine
You're always born all the time
Tonight
Tonight
And now you get all the love, all the shine
You're always born all the time
Okay, I want to see what he plays next in this one.
How we listening to you?
Let it pull my social chances on the crime not to make you make forget the nature house
Let me test it let me test it if by the first three songs I
Ain't lot me you do on side. I'm a test it like look what we're gonna content came
I'm gonna test it
Let's test it. Let's be a judge for ourselves. Let's just for ourselves
yeah here playing on Tesla media player huh my call the fuck is that
Yo, what is it?
My car?
What is that?
You're playing on Tesla media player.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Hey
You what
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Look on Spotify
How do I change it how I do that how I do that how do I change that motherfucker
What is that I never experienced it wait, it's working now
Fuck broke the chain
Where purpose needs a plan
This is a new life
First three songs see if it's worth listening to
A new possibility
A new day
I
Did we hear this one
I'm just gonna do funny songs
Hey dude
Oh dude
I'm mad I'm mad it's good honey
Bro bro
You heard that one bro
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I don't know what it just did to me, but I don't know what it just did to me, but I
kind of piss me off
Damn, I was looking forward to that shit like hiking game
And
Give it a rating
Bro, I think I like my phone songs on that whole
Damn, whoa.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Damn, cah.
Yeah, I don't know what to tell y'all, damn you fans, I tried bro, I tried, I tried bro,
All right, we at TwitchCon motherfuckers.
What is even our goals here?
Find a viral clip.
You need to make it big.
Okay, we gotta leave with this nigga.
He was scheming partner arms.
All right, bro.
Let me talk something to you this time.
Hello, nice to meet you.
I talked to Pokeman and she gave me 50-something viewers?
I'm shooting my, oh wait, no, they might hate me.
They might leave.
They might leave.
If I raise Pokey, her fans might leave.
all this dude's a weirdo
Do you know what I'm saying?
Let's try to bridge that
Yo!
Yo!
K-Sod!
Yo, vagabond
But my treat though. Yo bass bass bass bass. They put a pot that we can't fire get the brocass nigga
That's a big shit
Little baby a file for getting it
Sam fucking 20 to be so away from fucking the cane gate for rich ass nigga. I fire you do my shit
I was just sliding fog it is like in fucking for him
Yeah, yo max, I still live, bro. I just had to get out my angle. I room I move
I
Jenny with the 20 a show a that's how you do a big over here. Yo Jenny with the big 25 mug
Thank you Jenny
Thank you go
Oh, hell's yeah, we got our 11 bands back chat wrote to 12 or what we got a little them holes back
Oh, yeah, we risen pokey. Oh, who's that Lily Daisy Lily picture. Give me your
Yo, so off the record it ain't
Please leave me alone. Oh shit. Okay chat. Be honest. Are you old bots?
Justin the Bean
Yo Jason. Sup, man. Oh
Jack-ro. Yo, bro. So uh, Jack-era
We know that ain't ever gonna work. Let's just get it over with and you can give me her number. Yeah
Oh, but oh, oh, bro. Are you serious? Oh
Shit. Oh shit. That was that was fucked up. That was fucked up
I
Hello
Emero so you're trying to cosplay as my girl or what shoddy
No, thank you. That's kind of weird. I'm apologize. Sorry. I don't know why I did that
I just go rabid when I see a fine shit. GG. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm a fucking weirdo
Fucking sinner. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not able to talk to her black-ass game. What a fuck
What's the fuck?
Yo, Azanabe, it was good. Give me some fucking viewers.
Huh?
I'm insulting him. I'm gonna debate him.
Yo, bro, so what's up with the houses?
Are we debating?
Yeah.
You're scared.
Let's talk about something real, then.
What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis?
Yo, yo, Azan, it's fucking acting.
What's up with the houses?
Are we debating?
Yeah, you're scared.
Yo, yo, Azan, that's fucking accurate.
Yo, Azan, why you don't fuck with Palestine?
Azan, why you don't fuck with Palestine?
Huh?
Fuck accurate.
Oh, so you support Palestinians
trying to steal the chosen people's land?
Do you deny it belongs to the Jewish people?
Yo, we support Palestine.
Nah, bro, I'm with Palestine.
I'm trying to move there
I don't gotta pay rent. Yo, this dude's unhinged. What are you talking about?
This dude's unhinged. It's free to live there, dude. Everyone always talks about how it's
getting out of time. Yeah, that's like a stupid, that's like a stupid typical freeloading commie.
Yeah. Poobo. Wait, who's Poobo? Who's Swamp, dude?
Hey, what's up, mate? It's been a tad.
I'm not gonna be mean to him. He seems nice as you see juice my fucking streamer for giving them juice reviewers now
I need to see 50 minimum
31 you fucking chud did I'm a fucking flex on this motherfucker. You watched bruh. I'm the better brain route streamer
I got your house on my mother fucking
Okay, yo
Did you commit this car?
You should go nerd ass up, what? Hey, yo PBM you're oh job. I'm a math train. What's up, dude?
Why you look all cracked out, bro?
Yeah, are you one of them? Yes for sure, brah. I'm one of them. Okay. Well, logically if you were one of them
You wouldn't fucking tell me you were one of them. So I think you probably are one of them
You're talking about a moose-eyed agent. We're in a what? I'm just looking for content, dude
Oh, so you are one of them. I gotta stop trusting people in this fucking industry fucking shameless. Oh
I'm not talking to you fucking chug. We talked to everybody here
hey come here boy yeah oh there he is yeah I thought I was gonna talk yeah
bro they didn't really want to talk though as you see he talked to them like
I don't want to be in that conversation told you I made sheet but I don't lie
yo we almost have 300 viewers by the way holy streaming in here you're not
allowed to I'm not streaming retard yeah I got stopped on the way in and
They told me to end stream it's off now
Sick so you really want to become a streamer, right?
Yeah, I can you and I want bro. This is not max
Well stick with me and only me
Do you understand fuck I can make you the biggest streamer on the platform. What the fuck is this nigga talking about?
You didn't talk to master didn't let me. How you gonna do that, bruh?
Well my philosophy is if you really want something you go for it
Okay, and what I want is right in front of me tonight. Is that something you can do?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck?
Hey yo, what?
You wildin', bruh.
Hey, don't act coy.
No need to play hard again.
I know what you want, and I have a feeling you know what I want.
What the fuck?
No, no, no.
This is not my origin story, gang.
This is not how I became who I am today, what the fuck is this?
Bro, you're trying to riz me up?
Come on, all the fun is ruined when you spell it out like that.
What's happening?
Is he trying to seduce me with viewers?
How am I going to get so many viewers?
What is happening?
I'm a capitalized.
Spell it out for me, bro.
What do you want?
Yo, no, it's because I'm live.
He doesn't know I'm live.
He's on this gay shit.
Oh my God, he's getting exposed.
This is the clip.
This is the clip.
I want you holy fuck keep talking keep talking I want you and I to have just a
little innocent fun oh my god I'll give you my hotel room number oh my god me
there later why is there only one option cancel was only one option was
option to 2.6 K
why should I want option
yo I got 2.6 K how much views I'm gonna give actually fuck him though game you
fucking 10k minimum oh you're done for bozo the whole world's gonna know you're
alive oh my god is that dream right and I believe you do you know how many
people try to cancel me every day yo the John's right here buddy you fucking
bot yeah differences my stream was on this whole time oh my god I got okay oh
Oh my god
My god, what you told you told me your stream was off
Crumb security this this kid is streaming in here. I'm here from LSF. Yo, you're fucking crumb. Oh my god
Oh guys, I understand. Oh my god. He said he was a minor. I thought he meant like he minds like in mind shaft like I
Was trying to teach you speak. Yeah, I'm getting mad
Fuck I'm fucking baby. I'm getting mad. Don't know sexually fuck
Wait, wait, so this all I gotta do dream card and expose again. They go five cake. You can't talk to me thought I'm fucking famous and popular
Yeah
It's kind of ridiculous. Okay, bro. It's good
Yo, let's get wet game. Yo, bro. Just being real your music ass bra. No cap you streaming this
Man, get the hell out of here, bro. Yeah
PBM
Well, I can't yo, what's up, bro?
That is actually accurate
You have a boy player.
Bro, I'm not.
Bro.
Yo, listen.
Listen.
So if there's ever a clip I
Clip first of all my face 90 on the screen all my face on the screen
Listen, I put res her to every girl to get viewers game every girl
Rizher again, so don't be weird
every girl
Every girl I put the Rizher
My name is Youssef and I'm playing this content game and I'm gonna click Rizzer.
Yo, Santa or Fon, shit.
You fuck with white boys who are low-key at a fourth grade reading level?
Bruh, where the fuck are you?
They put a viewer's retard.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
You viewers.
Hey!
See ya, Rizzer her too.
Hey!
See I'm raising her to you trying to check mate shoddy. What?
You're just hot
Bro there you are you ain't gonna believe all my little
Trying to groom me. I'm at the top
Trying to grow me no fucking way really. There's got fucking five kid viewers in this bitch. Go crazy
I'm so dead ass bra scheme duck the fuck out when he realized what was happening
That was my ticket out of dead streamer arc, bro. Fuck moving to Austin. We skipping straight to LA. Yo chat. We go to LA
I'm a fucking fine candy. Let's go to fucking LA
They go to fucking LA
How about you drink on it see a single RDC member what the fuck is this?
Let's get the fuck out of here. Yo, I got five LA streamer house and shit
I got 5k and easily moved to LA. What type of shit? Oh
That's twitch con. Oh, yeah
I don't know.
Los Angeles, California.
Um, Jack, stop.
I'm not getting it right.
I'm not Jack.
I'm saying I'm Jack.
I really gotta go outside.
Excuse me, uh, who's house is this?
After I've been hard stuck 3K subs, bruh.
Fuck it. I gotta bring back the IRL.
Oh, he been trying to...
Oh, there's been some time.
I've been a hard-stuck 3K subs, bruh.
Yeah, why my income not bigger?
Ooh.
Some swag on.
Look at that pants.
Any better mods?
It's a fucking content. I'm all right
It's a fucking content boy, wait, who's any who's in this crib?
It's ugly ass nigga. I'm out of subs. I'm out of content. Hey ugly boy
Subcated guess what dude my subs jump from 800 to 1200 in one week
Who is this bro you know my fucking sub count's been low recently I don't want to hear about
how good your shit's doing Marlin oh I'm sorry oh my god don't worry but you count
still lower than yours I'm threatening you bitch yeah better stay that way or you can
take that alopecha with you on the way out remember what I told you I say biggest streamer
in this house they dox you in game what do you mean dude I didn't help my
screams doing well oh it's about like the dough knows I don't care if I see your
view count higher than mine we're gonna have a problem bro oh we are we guys do
this take take take sick of it oh my god he just did miscafe this is the
miscafe they're playing it's everything no these fucking losers in my
house
What's this fucking crumb chat anyone good in right now oh
Sonny oh, oh, this is sunny
Yo, sonny I I mean that I
Mean that I
Love you
Yes, what do you need? I'm currently streaming my average viewers have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 week. Must be the sub-a-thon
I didn't mean that
Yeah, I'm streaming too been getting a lot of viewers recently with the card openings got a crazy host last night
I still sometimes been well recently too posted a fortified Victor or Al compilation recently and it hit 300,000
Holy fuck.
Yo, yo, Sonny, you're a fucking nerd, gang.
Yo, he's doing it all the way over there.
Who the fuck is outside my door?
Yo, what's up?
It's me, man, Niggaz.
Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
Niggaz, it's crackin' now!
All I've been doing?
You gotta be capping, dude.
You forget that I've been managing your useless ass this whole year?
Without me?
You would've slipped into relevancy after that scheme clip.
Whoa.
Watch your mouth, bitch.
I got that clip on my own all you've been doing is getting me sponsors setting up collabs another sellout bullshit
Yeah, that bullshit is the reason we got a house dumbass shut your ass up and lock in your view count got no movement right now I
Heard the president is visiting here soon
no shot president cleat is cornwood so what he's gonna give a speech or
something yes dude after all the tear shit they start fun at all American
malls or some shit it had a soft opening before it's only the bottom
floors open the president's coming here for a grand opening in a week you've
got to get big enough to get an interview with him like how kid Ross did
Oh
You with the president
Don't worry bro just handle the viewers part and I'll figure out the rest
Oh, yeah, okay, and I can sell the interview. Oh my only shot to making a huge otherwise
You know of any good content I could start with yeah, dude go start shit in the mall or the homeless can't find our house
I'm listening to have around here, too
Yeah, there's some cringy-ass streamer houses on this block as well could go there and start drama
But they probably won't let you in unless you got clout.
Alright, bet, bruh.
Where the fuck is the face house?
Where's the face house?
It's the Lucas Center.
On the fucking corner.
Predictable.
Holy shit, thinner!
Why the fuck did Gerard tell me you were across the street?
Huh? Who's Gerard?
You talking about stable Gerardo?
GG, bruh.
Ask him to say it. Yo, say it.
Yo, can you say it say the word?
No, I don't like saying it. Yo, this is good sit. Oh my god. Why is this good scenario be come on?
I give you the past say it dude. What so what are you doing out here?
This is the fuse clan house. I'm the newest honorary member gg bro, bro
I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the door
They told me to stand out here and open the door for people. Yeah, let me in there see
Alright, do your job little sis. I'm trying to network with actual Fuse Clan members.
Hey! You better be fucking nice. I'm the one who decides to let you in or not. Show me your social bane stats.
I'ma show her.
Alright, chill. Look. I'm pretty famous.
Is that enough? Is that enough?
Nah. Nice try. You ain't got the clout to be here.
What the fuck?
I need 17k.
Is that Lacey's fat ass?
Where's your rage's room?
Is that K-Sod?
Where's your rage's room?
K-Sod's in there.
He lived in LA.
He wasn't in the house.
Oh no.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
Fuck the crumb.
No, get off my dick. Get off my dick. No. No. No, I don't want to talk to you. You have no fucking emotion
Since anything for the bike in this did this fucking creep away from me
Chat where should I go?
He's fucking chasing me down
Crumb
Get away
sin sinison thank you fuck get that camera out of my face
I'm going to shut the fuck up
face too chopped for the TV
yo why you got the camera on me sir
get the camera on my face please yo I'm gonna
you know but I see your chopped ass anyway bro get the fuck out of my camera
you got the camera in my face stop yo fuck you asshole
Fuck up. Now where's the mall?
They got mail
Hey boys, I like gradually as a great year as long your oldest offensive
Very good with the return of investors so far who could ever do that?
Yeah, would be such a solid permanent in the middle of all this time look forward to the many more decades of fuses
I mean the east-west I feel a little perfect
Prevent leadership because this is a drama free stability here. So you guys just ran a Jimmy daughter use. Do I have any string snipers?
Who the fuck crib is this my crib? Wait, then who's crib is this?
How's the door open? Oh, this is my crib
Who the fuck crib is this?
It's locked
I
Think we should go to the mall. What's the mall? Police
I'm not like this before holy shit
What the fuck kid you can't be oh god you shouldn't be seeing this
What happened was the scoop huh Davis who supports they flan coal down there
Do I know you? I'm Officer Wesson.
Not Davis. Why are you talking like that?
I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter, goddammit.
Now quit stalling and give me the lowdown on the sta-
YO!
I- Yo! This nigga with dead-ass gay viewers
really like gay beer. Fuckin' fool.
Jesus Christ.
You really wanna know?
He's a John Doe.
Apparently was murdered in broad daylight.
No idea.
That's good larps. That's W. Larps.
That's good larps.
The sick of who did this-
That's a weak level of larps.
are clean off, disfigured and bad, it's pre-grotesque.
What?
Any eyes on the scene, Davis?
Somebody had to see murders like this don't happen in a vacuum.
Not on this cesspool of a city.
So who talked?
We questioned the people who found the body, but nothing usable.
Worst part is some poor girl was murdered here last week too.
Damn.
I just lost 30 viewers.
You just ain't asked the right questions, and now someone else is dead.
like I'm taking the wheel on this one as usual head-ass I've got $10
Did I really but to cook? Oh my god, there's so much blood coming out of his ears
You're suspicious
Oh, yeah
I wonder if holy cow this is like the fifth you catch anything going down pal
I'm digging for leads and right now. You're the only shovel I got
Um, well, I watched these cop videos on the internet.
Maybe these murders are from what's called a copycat.
You know what I'm saying?
Why would you think that?
What makes you think it's a copycat, pal?
You know something about the killer?
Uh, no. I just learned that stuff from those videos.
They also don't say the killer.
It's called an unsum.
It means unidentified subject.
Interesting.
You know a lot about criminal activity,
Civvie investigated police work. That's something a killer wouldn't know
Interesting I have any solid evidence here though. I'll keep questioning
I'll call them shit on a shoe for all I care pal. Thanks for nothing. No scram. This is my crime scene
Look out of here
Interesting what are you doing here?
Gosh, do you see all that blood? Things are getting so crazy nowadays.
Look here, muffin butt.
Evening, Toots.
Jep, did you catch what happened here earlier?
Be a peach and tell me, would ya?
Oh goodness, what was that you called me? Toots?
What a charming old-fashioned gentleman you are.
I don't know, I shoulda even try and fuck me.
I don't talk sweet to just anyone, Toots.
You're one of a kind, let me tell ya.
It's not gonna be a nice show.
Oh my, what a forward young man you are.
Oh, shit.
Um, Tancy, your question though.
No, I didn't see anything.
I just got here while taking a jog so tragic and taking so young from what I hear. Yeah, right
Looks like this dick. That's a damn shame though. If you remember anything you let me know won't you?
I change change all right broke out to lead it over there
Live street type shit. Isn't it is fried? Oh my god. You catch the show kid see the killing happened
Look at the front remember
Bruh, he just got like, unalive type shit.
You know who the poor stiff is?
They say his jaw was dismembered.
Get a good look at the face.
Nah, bruh.
I just got here.
Shit's wild though.
Broke out and subscribe for live type shit.
I
Alright stay out of trouble kid. I catch you stirring the pot. I won't be so friendly next time
Yo, this thing is brand raw.
Broke out the lead it over there
Live street top shit
Yo, this nigga
Broke out the lead it over there
Live street top shit
That's that kid's legend
It's a fucking legend.
Yo, Davis, I know who's the killer.
Oh, it's you again? What do you want, kid?
I gave him the full treatment, Davis. Nothing but blank stares. They're a dead end.
Yeah, that's what I said already. Can you go away now, kid?
Let me see the body.
Can't work blind, Davis. If I don't lay eyes on the staff, I can't do a damn thing to solve this case.
Let me see the fucking body.
Step aside and let me take a look.
Not a chance at hell, kid.
We're gonna be taking the body away real soon here. So get out of our way
Caden's journal entry 405
David says I can't see the body makes you wonder if he's keeping something on the wraps
Coppers in this grimy town stopped playing by the book a long time ago
Maybe it's time. I tore a few pages out myself. I can hear you, you know
Click this shit
Yo, Davis, I'm on to you motherfucker
Fucker!
Gonna stand me?
I gotta go get some fuckin' viewers.
Look at this fuckin' chud.
Hi there, do we know you?
The fuck?
Yo, who lives here, uncle?
This is the online TV house.
You know, Double Jade, Daisy Pechu, they live here.
I'm the founder and owner of the org.
Nah, never heard of them.
Did you mean?
Damn shoddy, you kinda let yourself go.
What?
No, I'm Stara.
I'm the one who owns online TV.
Digi isn't even a part of the org anymore.
Yeah, no, she's the owner, bro.
No one even knows who you are.
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm the leader of online.
Yeah, all right, leader of online.
Only if you're worth knowing.
Sure.
I got mad viewers.
I'm looking for them.
I can't right now isn't speak.
No, you don't have enough viewers.
She's just Christ.
To pinch him at Penga, Penga, whatcha?
To pinch a woman, what's that like?
I'm losing viewers, I need contents!
Dude, don't touch my car, back up or I'm gonna beat your ass on God!
Oh fuck, yo what's up nigga?
I'm gonna beat up shit pussy, I'll kick your car and your teeth and your chest.
Yeah, what's up nigga?
Whoa, relax dude, I've just been hearing about people going around kicking cars and I'm a little paranoid.
Yeah, those people are me, bruh.
This is wrong, it's not wrong, is it?
This is not Ron, it's him.
It's my foot and it's tailpipe.
It's a rando. Random.
Stop! Please man, this is a new Maclarion. I paid 200 grand for it.
Let me drive it.
Let me drive it, bro. I need it for an IG shoot.
And why would I let you do it?
Because I'm kind of a big deal. Don't you know who I am?
Wait, I think we met before. You from Maplewood?
Damn straight I am. I made it out the hood.
Fuck now let me drop the hood and they got the fucking money
My dick cross your face boys. That's how me like that to muscle 15,000 viewers bitch. How many views you got who asked me?
You know I'm trying to work. I'm trying to fight
Yo, yo, what's up nigga? What you're not fight what what what?
Yeah.
What is that about me?
Is the stream scuffed?
I am.
Yo, Brent Lee Martin, I got a boner to pick with you, bro.
What the fuck is everyone stealing my name?
Yo, what is this nigga's titties, gang?
What are you on about, bro?
Yo, take his hat.
Hey, are you eyeing my hat?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
How I, when I want, it's a free country and shit.
Take his hat.
You also get a free ass moment if you keep it up.
Stay humble, bro.
Yo, canoe.
Why are you offering me these other trash streetwalks?
Why are you offering me meat?
Yo, ladies and gentlemen!
Yo, canoe!
The fuck you looking up at me like that for, gang?
What the fuck?
You talking to me, bro?
What else should I be talking to?
You want to do that tiny little baby boy here?
Who else should I be talking to?
Oh I like you. I like you.
I like you.
My bad if I got like a new shit.
Wake is called.
I do not want to see little tiny baby boy in my sight.
You know what babe?
Bro, enough yapping about your poser ass muscles.
Let's do a lift off.
We'll see who's tiny then.
Sure, do it.
Tiny boy.
Give us a fucking keyword.
Do you have benches, morwitz?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, shit.
That was 405 pounds.
Little dynamic.
Your turn.
Yo, this nigga.
Uh, yeah.
That's nothing.
Fuck our way.
We do this shit.
Yo, that little ass.
Oh my god.
I got one of them. I got one of them. Yeah, that's too hard, bro
Shit like it's yours. Can I like go one minute with a man invalidating my entire oh my god?
Where's what's his name?
Where's Joe Joey slowly like I've got you all on video to check in me out, and I mean like a creep. I bet
Damn, you know what? Yeah, I am checking you out on shit. They got your IG
Yeah, like if I have a boyfriend and hit kick your creep ass cap
Just do your squats, bro. Trust me, your followers don't watch you for your personality.
Holy fuck.
Fuck you asshole!
Fuck you.
Kick.
I need the viewers, buddy. Sorry.
Yikes.
This nigga queso is everywhere.
Let me kick all those balls.
How'd you get that?
Oh my god!
Huh? What's up?
He's about to beat me up.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
oh my god
he's gated ppb
I just took his hat
oh my god
oh my god
bro just get out of the gym at this point
you look like a fucking dumbass
oh my god
oh my god he's about to stop the fuck out of me
what do you mean?
I'm just doing my cardio
bro you ain't doing
yes I'm serious about my cardio dude
I'm just warming up
nah bro you need a trainer
I can-
I don't need your help
I told you this-
stop the cap bro
alone
I show haste would eat your ass up
okay fine
I have the tre-
All right, I upped it.
Oh, Gigi, he's just about to die.
Yeah, see, I can handle it.
All right, a little more.
Gigi.
How's that?
Yeah, this is fine.
See?
That was only five miles.
This is fine.
I don't know about this.
Yeah, I can handle this.
I'll do it again.
Yo!
OK, hold on.
Slow down.
I was going to get water on it.
Bro, that's nothing.
Here, I'm going to crank it up for real.
Gigi.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jesus Christ!
Oh shit!
OHH FUCK
Not playing with you, bitch!
That's what happens, fucker!
Now hit this way!
Yo yo yo, what the fuck?
Fuck wrong with you stupid ass boy.
My hat.
My hat.
Ah ha! Bitch ass nigga.
Use a bitch. Use a fucky bitch.
My fuck hat.
About fuck a hat.
Yeah, whole ass nigga.
What?
What?
Can we get your hat?
What?
What?
What?
Can you guys host me?
Now I'm going to set this fucking crime scene.
Fuck wrong with you.
That's what you did wrong till that nigga had it ran.
Damn, actually.
Damn, actually.
I
Mean it's a crime
Coppers us
Oh who did that? Oh my god. I wonder fuck on her
Oh
Body on the floor
Bull cut. Oh, let's go dated. We need we need it never learned to get with the times
We have any viewers look the stiffs got a stuffy. What do you see boy?
Wait that face
Recognizable it's grassy grassy is here thought the killer mutilated his chin. Oh, that's just what he looks like
Keys on the body useless cops
Oh, 2150 pleasure is here. Wait, that's right next door to our house. What grass?
He was our neighbor this whole time. What? Question is, did the killer know whose
life he was taken? What was grass? He just a random slain. Either way,
temporal rebrand grass. He was here. Damn. Let's look at the bloodspotter
Let's just add journal entry 406 blood on the pavement still warm
Chuck speaks around by grass his body once laid like a shadow of his career
Effect
City doesn't mourn shadows steps over him forgets him like LSF's flavor of the month
Shadow was shit myself did this was confident. They wouldn't be seen. I don't blame them
They've gotten good at yo, this is a great larbor the murder weapon. Oh gee gee
Not just any knife
They met I've played enough CS soda trace for shaping my sleep
Yo, I will fade skin on it though pathetic
So I'm made up for it another way by peeling back grassy skin like it's career off the face of the earth
Oh my god, this is calm
Grassy someone wanted to send a message, but I don't read chat. I read blood
Well, I lost viewers when I said that shit.
Holy fuck.
Let's go to his house, then.
You got some clues in the crib, chat.
Interesting.
murder pizza like grassy took a real interest in the killer's been happening
pizza gate pizza pat of omat slip slap a last month stabbed 81 times
o f girl last week found posed surprisingly dressed at the toe
looks like someone's targeting content creators
since we answered the question grassy was in on God if I'm in this game
I'm gonna be you bought it I'm gonna be the one that finds the fucking
Defeats the killer. That's the fact that you know that photo frame on the nightstand a girlfriend
Didn't think he added in him guess you don't she's smiling in the picture has no idea that her boyfriend is currently cooking on the hot LA pavement
I need to figure out who she is need to find her
She'll meet a man to comfort her during this hot
Don't this thing is crazy
business card on the ground clean font too clean back reach made wholesome sound
like a pansy cereal company never heard of it you are code printed that sense
chat this is good research this is good fucking research
Wow I don't need to do that actually put you twice
And
Really I don't know anything about made-hoes and however the left model won a lush mention in the new paper
The murder is the same girl in the picture frame. Oh shit. Oh
My god, this is actually some real good working
Some good working
get it break it in and let's get it chat all on stream that should give you some
viewers game
let's see hello light oh she's getting fucked on this trip of all she's gonna
shoot her of scenes
show got what does that mean bag better not be watching me right now yo
public your fucking house I can still smell a aroma on the walls computer
still on probably find grassy in our of inbox you tried I go to this
She was talking to a recruiter representing, would you look at that, made wholesome, recruiter pitched the service,
farmers in redemption, digital detox, reputation rehab, perfect for the canceled, the disgraced, the dirty.
She wanted out, probably tired of being called an online prostitute. Seems grass, he was looking for a redemption too.
Hmm...
Need to bait out the killer.
Vax...
need to retrace Luna and grass on footsteps.
Oh my god yes, oh he's caught, so caught.
We are caught Chet. We are caught.
We're solving the fucking murder mystery.
All on fucking stream.
Hello, thank you for calling Made Wholesome. How can I help you today?
Wait, hold on a minute haha.
Evening. That voice of yours?
Smoother than a top shelf bourbon.
Ah, but we...
I can see what you've read about this.
This content of yours.
This behavior.
It's sense from a need to be a spectacle
The first step of our program is recognizing that degenerate content stems from ego a narcissistic view of the world
Your first task will be to humiliate yourself in public to make a fool of yourself now for the views before your soul will be watching
Click. The call ends.
No time for introductions, no time for questions.
Just straight to the program.
Hmm.
Humiliate myself at the hall.
We're at- we're almost at 7,000 viewers, Shat!
We there soon!
And I got Bradley Monchak!
What's a fucking chud?
Is this the thing we're still waiting for? Oh my god!
Yo!
You're not getting your hat back, you fucking loser!
Throw me a follow, Shat.
He said I wasn't about back in the house until I get my certs, boys.
What was that?
Hey man, you need Vubot?
I sound.
You need Vubot?
No, I don't need Vubot.
I don't need Vubot.
No, no, no, you scam, you scammer, you scammer.
You know it yourself.
Take a crown.
Piss and shit yourself.
I'm going for that one, c'uh.
Yo, Twitter.
Oh my god, this nigga ran up on me in scary.
What the fuck is that?
Chameleon ritual, center of the mall.
So public shame don't stick.
Yo, who is that?
I'm a big fat overgrown baby who lets my diaper look at me I'm replaceable look
Look at me!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, hell no!
Hey!
Stop right there!
What the fuck you want pussy?
Yeah, busted buddy.
You can't even meet an underage boy you sick fuck.
Um.
Oh god.
No.
God, no. I fucking knew it, man.
I fucking knew it.
Listen, he told me he was 18, okay?
Wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, no.
What were you trying to do, huh?
What were you trying to do with that kid?
You sick fuck.
Wait, wait, no, I wasn't doing, I couldn't do it wrong.
I wasn't trying to do nothing.
I wasn't trying to do nothing.
Bro, bro, what do I do?
Do what's inside challenge.
You were just gonna do some slip-slop dances,
Bro, it was nothing!
Yeah, you can dance with your cellmate from now on, pal.
Man, fucking hold me back!
I'm gonna kick these guys' head in!
Bro, chill, I was fucking with you.
I'm just a streamer, big dog.
What? We got the wrong guy, shit.
Bro, where did you say the guy was?
Bro, he ran.
He freaking got away.
Shit, man.
You just made us lose one.
So you're chasing a pedophile.
Oh, so you guys pedo-hunting?
I can help.
I can give you the name of one.
I cancelled his ass at twingecon
You look pretty young dude
You be our bait?
I don't know where the hell our actor ran off to
We need to catch someone for today's stream
Down bro
There's just gonna be content
Alright go flirt with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF
Give us the signal and we'll jump him
Oh my god
You're a movie
Hey
Wait
You trying to fuck me?
Oh yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator.
What?
I didn't hear you.
Sorry, I had my ear buds in.
Uh, you know, real quick, you play games?
Lord games?
Yeah, you look, um, Super Star Brothers.
What do kids play?
Oh, Roblox.
Do you play Roblox?
Oh yeah, I play Roblox with my son.
It's surprisingly, really fun.
Lots of creative kids making cool games on there.
Keeping friendly at first?
Oh, I'm dating him.
Oh yeah, you like playing with kids?
I'm just 13 and I don't have many friends. Maybe we can play.
Uh, no thanks. That'd be a little weird. I'm sure you can fight.
Oh, so you don't think I'm hot enough? What do you prefer, huh?
Whoa, whoa, what? What are you talking about? No.
All right, bro. Never mind. You seem innocent.
Yo, Vycally. This guy's...
GG.
Wait, Vycally.
Wait. Where are you?
Check my...
Got you, pal. You think you can go around trying to get me little kids?
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Yo, I know he was innocent!
He's fucking innocent!
Oh wait, I got a big beaver, so fuck that guy.
Brish at it.
Could get me like a band off that shit.
Yo, you gotta watch your back.
I'm thinking of getting you some fucking back shots, bro.
Welcome to Pick Me Pizza, where you pick all the ingredients.
My assistant Abbey will take your order.
They work again.
Streamer, huh?
So many of you recently.
All wanting the same thing too.
Cleaning up your act, you say?
It's just soon.
What? You got a problem with people like me?
It's just soon.
You're sounding like a grade A suspect right now, pal.
Suspect?
I just meant everyone wants to work here. We're the best. What should I be doing then boss?
I'd like to stop you got shimmer fatigue, bro. You're not fucking with us
Let's first get to know you. What's your name? Where do you live?
Fuck
Right gotta do what I gotta do it seems names Caden Brentley my office is just over there on plage Ave
I run the private investigative business
Yeah.
Kaden?
Brentley?
Um, are you home often?
What times do you leave and, uh, what do you go?
Oh my god.
He's a killer.
Yeah, usually leave the house at about 1pm.
Oh my god.
Take a stroll behind the houses.
It's especially in the dock alleys.
Good, yeah.
That's enough questions for now.
We'll get to a million more later.
First, you can help serve our customers.
Help out Abby.
fuck abby
mm-hmm yours your job just started working here pal oh no I'm good what
do you mean what happened oh cabins jim hurry up it's a boss it's a boss
Um, can you do your job, please?
Fuck you. I fucked this cover shit.
Look at that. The OF game also worked here.
So, made wholesome sense, the biggest degenerate hates us enough to kill us.
And they take full advantage of us delivering ourselves right to that door.
Looks like we got a motive.
And a means.
Wait.
Until the pager in the back room is eventually when I get in contact.
Appreciate it.
Oh shit.
That means oh my security gods muscle like that don't just stand around for nothing
So what are they an empty freeze a crisp sterile holy flow all except for a lone splint?
That's
What are you doing back here?
Oh, you're the lamb.
The lamb?
Hands off, Flatfoot.
I gotta kill it a catch.
And I ain't letting no back alley badge bearer stand in my way.
Look at that little fuck is this.
Your kind does not change.
What?
None straight from the past.
You are the lamb.
What?
I ain't no lamb, pal.
I'm the goat in this private eye business.
Now quit dancing around and tell me straight.
Who are you?
We are who will set you free.
What the fuck?
You are the final lamb.
The world must see your pure skin.
Oh, we're streaming this, buddy.
You're getting your own fuck where we are.
We're getting all this.
Oh my god.
God, this is fucking horrible.
Oh, go to sleep.
What?
What the fuck is this?
Yo, I gotta be going viral right now.
I gotta be going far right now.
What the hell?
And the drone is just-
The land reveals itself, as foretold, land stray from the past.
What the fuck?!
What the hell is this?
Unless you're bringing in Sydney Swena, I ain't into this bondage crap.
You are where you have brought yourself.
Yo, what is happening?
You want it?
Watch something that just says, last stream feels good, man.
Rekord Scratch, yep, that's me.
BroBot to die.
That's the death with Y'all typing a chat game, BroBot to die, is this script, Y'all
type of AIM script.
Rejoice, these are your final moments of sin.
Soon death won't release you.
Listen, sweetheart, I'm a black belt in UFC, your masks don't scare me.
Now take them off before I knock them off, I already know who you are.
You stupid dresses gave it away. You pizza freaks that run in some sort of
MARTICLE. Chilling the folks who have the gall to work for you's.
Your little detective game brought you close, but not quite there, little lamb.
Allow us to formally make your acquaintance.
Bro, these killers are extreme, bro.
We are made wholesome. We exist to bring it off the pure internet, free of sin.
Vessels of impure content like you, ask us to turn your reputations around, but none stray from the past.
It's a short glass of...
Stupid mugs, I never wanted a redemption, I just baited you into showing yourselves, and I've played you like a jukebox on payday.
Even in your final moments, you continue your silly act. You are lost in your own self-righteousness. Only death will free you now.
And just how do you think you're gonna get away with any of this you missed the part where my drum been streaming all this file
We seek not to escape little lamb. We seek to make an example out of you
Oh, she'll see what happens. What the one chooses to walk this path is sin
Rock is this real nice fake content, bro?
It's time to die. It's time to be cleansed
Fuck you team you KKK looking-ass chud-ass bitches wearing masks cuz you all chopped as hell
At least at the very end you choose to take your death seriously and end your little theater spectacle
Say your final words plan. Yo chat if I did yo chat
I just want to apologize for absolutely nothing. This shit has been fire content, bro
And I want to thank chat for showing me how to work my drone without you
I wouldn't be escaping today
Escaping humorous. How do you plan on that?
With my drones pay to win features bruh sky synapse set rotor speed to maximum and activate neural link connection
What
What the fuck?!
I need more comfort.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What is this bus button?
What is happening?
Where's the last little scoundrel?
Come here, you little big-legged hag!
Come here, give me that bag!
Where's the last one?
Where did you run, little lamb?
Come here, little dog, you're out here!
Come here, next to the ball!
I am, you know...
Yeah, give me that shit, London.
All right, I'm bored, let's wrap this up and put them out of their misery.
Oh, shit, what?
You think it's murder people on stream?
All right, get on over here and cut me down now.
Where's my- no, no, no, that's 10,000 subs.
Give me 10,000 subs right now.
Oh my.
Oh, yeah.
That was a WShrim chat.
We need WShrim in a chat.
Yo chat, rape my drip.
Big 8W shiver in the chat.
Ugh!
Yo, Chad, why aren't you guys subbing?
Alright, Chad.
I'm gonna answer you if I ever deal with some terrorism.
I'm so sleepy, though, bro.
You know what I mean? My life.
Yo, I'm tired as fuck, though. Holy shit, these contacts cooking me.
These contacts fucking cook in the game.
Love y'all niggas, yeah, Straying Sunday, Straying Sunday, oh my contacts, oh my god.
Love y'all niggas, I'm actually falling asleep.
They say that we fucking stream pictures tomorrow afternoon or later.
Lay off.
I don't even wanna stream.