you
Let me test that nigga right now. Just like you do what I was saying just this
I
Go ahead, look at what's up, baby
Ah chat
You're a gaming boss with the five get this oh my god every happen in the stream today
We have an announcement at the end of the stream today to take on me a good day game
You 30 time awesome
Why I put an age limit on everything game
What's your need?
Anything?
Swingin' you up?
Is that correct, Bob?
Y'all put an age limit on everything, my nigga?
I can't do...
Okay, what do I need to be doing at the age of 28?
What do I need to be doing at the age of 28?
Tell me.
See them other niggas really do what?
Everybody thinks until I want more.
Family.
Okay.
I'll do that, but y'all gotta be cool, I mean I'm streaming.
I'll put this shit up and go start a family quick as fuck.
Don't get me fucked up.
Zeddy Fangs with the 10 get this
Zeddy Fangs in for the 10 get this
I promise I'll start a family right now
Y'all ain't just not seeing me, gang
I'm cool with that, that's what y'all mean
Family channel?
I'm not one of those
Never been one of those
Never one of those, I'm good
What you thought this was?
I'm just not one of those, gang
Y'all thought I was getting more content?
Wait, y'all thought I started feeling like y'all getting more content.
That's not how this work game.
I'm in real life now, bro.
What the fuck?
What? Y'all not seeing me, gang?
No longer, I ain't gonna need a hundred when I got my family, gang.
Bro, ready to be a stepdad, nigga. What?
They still go forever. Well, you bugger. You twig it. You twig it. All right, chat
When we pull up today chat, what are some things that must be done or seen you feel like
Cuz I ain't gonna lie. This ain't even my hood. I'm we going boy. I mean
Like the the neighborhood we going to it's close by the street
We usually beyond but it's not exactly like the houses
I don't really know them boys like that, but we do know them boys like that. You do what I'm saying
So it's gonna be a different vibe. I don't know what to expect
Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's my smoke
No
Special occasion and shit, wait no she can't be seen smoking out. She's not geo. She's not geo critter. You can't even do it
You can't even do it
She's down I don't know we just asked her
Let's just ask the red
So far, basketball ones. Oh, speaking of basketball ones.
chill chill chill I was at the end of a music video the
bit was clapping her shit the bit was clapping her shit game
It's Twitter down.
God damn you fiend.
You should listen to my chats ask me to Twitter down.
God damn.
Show us how to do it. I don't got nothing.
That's what you think you know what I'm saying?
I don't got them attributes game.
If I tried I'd probably be able to do that shit.
But that's gay if I do that. That's gay.
That's gay.
You think Austin know how to do that?
Jenny said do it Jenny woulda told me to do that
I'm too masculine for that shit. She don't want me to do that shit
Jenny like a masculine little
She won't see that shit
She did well she was just testing it she just doesn't test to see if I actually do that freaky ass shit. I was a test
You know fucking way you came here to say that way we're too cute you gotta have
Not you see
Look at what Jenny said do I have my
I'll see no pins no nothing
This is not my QT!
Who wants mod?
I'm a mod I got you.
Yo, QT got no rolls.
Hold on, we gotta give you VIP.
I clap my shit all the time!
Yo, QT!
What?!
Yeah, get your girl, bro. What the fuck you talking about?
You so you give me
I don't give a dog that conversation with you bro come on wrong gang. It will clip it. I'm so weird shit
I'm just not right there below it beat me up
I don't even think she knows what that means
I don't even think she knows what the fuck we're talking about
Where's my I don't know
Oh the fuck me clapping my cheeks on the peloton to this song
What is that?
Time's up!
Hold on.
Chuchi Cinderella says she claps her cheeks to this song all the time.
What?
I don't even know what you're sharing with me.
She says what?
Yeah, she says she...
Okay, so we're walking out and listening to the song,
and at the end of the song,
the fucking girl started...
and her cheeks were slapping.
She's like I clap my shit all the time and then she sends this song says I clap my shit my cheats to this song
Is she she said that in charges now, yes, what do you mean she does do it?
I don't have seen her do that.
You've seen cuties in her clap her cheeks to some music.
Yeah, she loves the song.
What she say, she said, she said,
You saw her tight?
Me on the peloton, duck ass.
Yeah, she does do that up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, they're awake right now.
What are you doing, baby boys?
One of the bulges, oh, one of the bulges went out.
That's the opposite of that one.
Hi.
Hey baby boy, what are your other,
what are your butter, this one, he's out too.
Oh my God, he's so cute,
he's like smiling permanently.
He's saying hi to Chad,
I'll be taking him up for Chad.
You know what I'm saying?
Did my shit just tilt, what is it?
Never pull, oh my God, my butt was in their face.
Ha ha ha ha.
My butt was in their face.
Oh my God, I have the whole ass in their face.
Holy shit.
Oh my God, was my cheeks out?
Yo, whatever I had to do to stay down my shit,
it would have been over.
Try clapping it, you coulda.
Why are we still talking about this, you see?
Why are we still talking about clapping cheeks?
Is she wrong?
Huh?
You dare ask her to do the mouse.
How do you do this?
Keep going.
How do you do that?
How am I showing you?
You want to learn from a pro?
Sure.
You want to learn from a pro bouncer?
This is not a tutorial, because I don't want them to know how.
But you can just observe.
Oh my gosh, that's scary.
What?
Let's get you.
Oh, they get backshot views too with the mirror!
Yo!
They get backshot views with the mirror!
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo!
What?
Oh, hell no!
Pushing 30 bouncing.
Nigga, I don't know how to stop bouncing, nigga.
I can't push it backwards.
Who's this?
It's a Pokemon.
Yes.
I don't know.
What letter do I start with?
P.
No.
Not P.
What type is it?
Look at the color.
Pink.
does it look like a does it look like a normal type a ghost type or a psychic
type
fuck you my type of body I want Jenny Jenny hey sugar mama thank you Jenny I
would like to I don't know if you heard me say this yesterday but in case you're
In case you like animals then you have a lot of disposable income.
Your rage has a lot of animals.
I have a sanctuary called Alvea Sanctuary.
We're live 24-7 on Twitch.
If you want to give some subs over there, that'd be so awesome.
You could do that, it'd be really awesome.
It'd be nice for the animals.
Call QT, you could watch some of them clap with a cheek skin.
She's stuck on this topic.
QT, are you hacked?
I have a meeting in one minute.
You have a meeting in one minute and you're in my chat telling me about clapping cheeks.
Oh, I'm sorry, I have notifications.
I'm fucking sue me.
I'm sorry.
I remember when we were friends.
No, no, no.
No, we are friends.
But why are you stuck on this clapping cheeks topic?
You started it.
It was a one second thing.
Well, I just, I'm just, you said it was gay if you did it.
I just think that I think we should all be a little more gay.
So you think I should clap my cheese while I jump it?
I don't think you could if you wanted to.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I wanted to, I could.
I just don't want to, could I?
They call it a plateau back there.
And, here, the fucking phone.
I could fry eggs and stuff like that.
Hang up the fucking phone, Mike.
Why aren't you hanging up on this meeting?
I'm just going.
Bring it squats once in your life, huh?
I don't have any needs to do that.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I went too far.
I'm sorry about that.
See, and this is why we're not friends.
Fuck you. Hang on the phone.
He's also ugly.
What the fuck?
She doesn't mean that.
She don't mean that.
Yeah!
Pussy, I don't got a pussy, nigga!
You're like.
Stop acting like an idiot.
He's also stupid.
Did she fry my little shit at the end right there?
That wasn't a fry, gang.
That wasn't...
Don't die on this chair now.
She did not fry me, gang.
Before we head off to the hood, though.
Yo, why do you guys so... What's wrong with you?
Yo, yo, my da higars, is she like this on a normal basis?
Just ramping up for the day at 5.30.
Just right. Okay, okay, okay, just getting my day started. Yeah, this is actually a great day to get your day started
great time to get your day started but look before we it is to why you got a hoodie and shit on
I took a mosquito yesterday. Do you see it? My forearm is swollen. Can you see that trip? You're so extra
That's not it. I don't think that was a mosquito. That's probably an ant. I don't know what it was
Mosquitoes won't come and go, like mosquito bites they come and go in like an hour
You got a lot of holes in your pants buddy
It's called fucking swag nigga, fucking tumble
Not holes, it's rips. It is done on purpose for fucking swag, but look listen
Before we go to the hood. Yeah, because it's like a ritual we-
We're going to the hood!
Hooray!
You're like a child, gay. You're a fucking kid. I can't wait to go to the hood today
That's not how people talk like you know, you know, that's not just how people
You gotta act like some normal shit like
No
Okay, when we get to the hood you can't be like yo
No, that's not it's not a thing
I ain't sure we're here like normal
Hey, chat, we're here!
How you going, Jack, niggas up? Let's say you beat somebody. Yo, what's good?
The fuck was that?
Hello! Nice to meet you.
I'm Maya. I have an animal sanctuary.
No, okay, I'll be serious. I'll be serious. No, I'm actually being serious. I'm actually being serious.
Alright, I'm just telling them I'm just some nigga that...
Hell, what's good, show me.
That wasn't that bad!
Thank you.
But you gotta say something to her.
You can be like, what's up?
You can be like, what's good?
You can be like, what's happening?
Okay.
Oh, what's happening?
Sure.
I had my life to meet you.
What?
Why are you doing it with your voice?
I had my life to meet you.
Why are you doing that?
You don't need to do it with it.
I was clean though.
It was clean.
She was like, oh, it was good.
It was happening.
How you doing?
It was happening.
Hello, it's good.
What's happening?
How you doing?
All right.
Just don't say nothing.
Just dash.
The dapper clean, you don't gotta say nothing else.
It was happening.
That was awkward.
It was good.
I don't really say what's good.
It doesn't fucking matter what you're usually saying.
It was happening.
What the fuck just hit me?
My ring.
What a fucking funny bone in my head.
Goddamn, that's a weapon.
I'm getting a shit in my faggot.
All right, so look.
Before...
I didn't see you saying the matter, Daddy.
I don't know what show that is.
Listen.
You do need a...
You do need a matter, Daddy.
Is that a...
That's a drink?
I was thinking you need one.
What the fuck is that?
Look, listen, look.
Roful.
Look at Roful.
Roful.
You dicks are fucking corny, nigga.
The wits is rowful anymore.
Miggies are saying on an MSN messenger
to try to get some pussy pics.
And they'll be saying rowful in 2026.
Rowful, rowful copter, uh, glad boy.
Listen, it's a ritual that we do every time we collab.
I think we need to have our fourth one doing it.
Mmm!
You know what, this will be good,
because we are both ass.
No, no, no, no, no.
We are both ass.
You are ass and by the way, I'm up by one
You won what I won one and I won last one at the face at the face of the gun
What the fucking talk about how do you up to nothing?
I've won everyone
No, you haven't you have short term. Yes, I have chat watch the memory loss. They've all been live chat
You won the first one because I let you in that first man
And I want to one of the face of the gun
I want to one of the face of the gun
You try to you try to you try to you try to raise baby
No
Put it on something you want to one of the face of the gun
I don't remember
Yeah
Now chat line
I'll put it on one of their lives
Put it okay put it on Jenny's life
Put her on Jenny's life that it's too evident.
Jenny, how old are you?
She's a doctor by the way.
She saves lives.
So she's one of the important humans.
Alright, fine.
We're one of them.
And we go play again.
Okay?
We're going to play again.
Jenny.
I don't know what a fuck you are in a hoodie in stretch and like damn this sometimes.
but it's cool, I like your drip, your drip kind of cool.
But, I ain't gonna lie, I feel like this pretty shirt,
you can swag this a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Not right now though, but when it's time to pull up,
you know what I'm saying, you can look the part.
They gonna be like, oh, shit, I'm swagging.
I should drop like two months ago.
You know what I'm saying, let's swag it.
But let's go, let's go outside.
Let's hoop real quick.
Colton!
What?
I'm not allowed, Maya. Maybe you're just quiet.
Ever thought about that?
What if I'm not allowed here just quiet?
Hey, baby boy.
Hey, baby. Hey, cutie baby.
You're not the baby. You're a little baby.
You're just a baby.
That's not what you think it is.
They're just a baby.
Oh, I don't think they're ever healthy or not six.
They're so fucking great. Jordan has two big-ass ones, like, chunky like this.
And I have one big one on eight.
Yeah, you're so old.
Yeah, they're the baby.
He's small.
I'm gonna put the baby.
Colton!
He's right there. He's right there.
Oh hey, you made the mood so fast, man.
You slept well last night?
Were you watching me?
I know you like people through my windows.
Ew.
You get creeped.
Why do you say you get creeped like that, bro?
Why are you watching me through the windows?
Listen, did you sleep well last night?
I actually know my nap.
I know.
It's all just you're there.
I know you know.
I know you're an epic fuck up.
Yeah, what you did?
I know.
I'm not a bitch I'm a...
Wow
Yo, we on switch
Chat, we switch and tell me...
Chat, we switch and tell me... tell me why it's twitches
Fuck
Raise luck you want to fuck the shit out of Colton
Why are you giggling at that? Yo, this thing likes that shit!
This thing's a freak!
I don't like it
Freaky diggy ass nigga
I'm laughing because chat has you clocked, dude
Has me clocked
Yeah
Yeah, that was so zesty. What do you mean has me clocked? You're grown-ass man. Tom, I have me cut
The fuck you just do to me? Look at this nigga. Yo, where you going that from?
Where you going that from?
I'm busy
Hey, yo B
That butt
What? She likes that shit. She likes getting up. Come on.
My what the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Am I?
Is that AIM script?
Possible AIM script.
It's going to jump out somewhere.
Hey, Mark!
Hey, Mark, what the fuck is this?
I'm co- I'm joking. I know exactly what it is.
Mark, I'm about to beat the fuck out of your own beat your ass.
We're gonna get a fucking simul thing, I'm gonna bother your shit,
cause you've been talking too much shit this goddamn weekend.
Let me put that shit to the test, let me put that shit on.
What?
Right now?
Yeah, try to fucking out.
Yes.
Wait, how you doing?
Wait, how you working this shit?
How you... oh, those are pants.
This is so unfair. How much you like?
I'm light. I've been on a diet. I'm skinny now.
They be calling me skinny king now.
How much you like?
Right now?
I like... look at this girl.
At least close the door if you're going to open this shit.
I'm like...
I like shit.
Like, 179 right now?
I'm right right now. I'm right right now. That's good. I'm lucky I'm not too honey. I'm 95. What?
That's so fair. 95 what? KGs? What's your 95? You're 95 pounds. Yes. That's how much I weighed
my freshman year of high school. Okay, so this feels really unfair. Bro, no listen, I have no
So I'm basically like a hundred thirty. I'm like one thirty with the fucking clothes on
I didn't think I didn't think as far ahead though, but how do you how do you win?
I'm alive
Yeah, I might go shirtless in this
The llama gets sweaty. No, no. I'm back. No fuck it. I'm doing it
What the fuck are you doing?
Huh?
Like these?
Yeah, I got it.
You get it?
Got a chrome belt.
Little check.
I'm a cheap ass nigga.
Built by multiple belts.
Buy a cool belt buckle then switch out the strap.
That's what I do nigga.
Fuck that.
Maybe you should put the pads off first.
Yeah.
Maybe I should do that.
Yeah, maybe I should do that.
Wait, I got jeans on.
See, my brain wanted me to make a vet joke because I don't think his brain wanted me.
But we're not gonna do that.
It's spreading.
Are you dying?
I don't know, maybe.
I know, I don't know.
What?
Alright, we're off.
What? Did I do it right?
He's so happy.
What's a turtle shell into it?
Man, what the hell?
Oh, look.
Let me close you up.
I'm about to fuck you up.
Wait, where's your helmet, are you stuck?
Mark!
Thank you.
No, it's okay.
I'm fine.
Thank you.
That's it.
Wait.
You're gonna get me.
I'm gonna get you.
Get off!
Get in!
Are you still messing my braids up?
Fuck.
Hold on.
You're messed up.
I'm gonna help her out.
I'm gonna go get a skull attack from my braids.
I'm gonna get that skull attack.
Alright.
Why the fuck is it backwards?
Oh fuck, good aim, damn we'll fix it.
Alright, here we go.
Whoa!
Ah!
Oh fuck, good aim, I'm gonna fix it.
Alright, here we go.
Okay!
Stupid ass idea by the way.
Stupid ass script.
We're like a fucking acting doctor.
A what?
Stupid ass script.
What?
Stupid ass script.
Come throw at the mark!
Alright!
Come on, get out.
Thank you.
Where's rage?
I think he's taking his shit.
What?
We're gonna be here forever.
You got no mercy.
God.
I can't see you.
Thank you.
No.
Get out.
I can't see you.
You have 100 pounds off.
Go lower.
You can't go near.
What's the rule?
Just gonna fall down or hit the ring.
I
Fuck what a fuck just keep opening
For a bat mussel
Hey, you do it back there. Yo, wait part. He's so I do right real quick
Or yeah
Why didn't you tie this up?
I thought I was getting on top, bro.
We're gonna go to the hood.
I gotta get you to take some anger out first.
Hey, pull my front down.
Maya, do not hurt yourself.
hurt yourself. Don't go flying into that tree or anything. Or into the pool. I'll be bad
for right now. Okay? So when I run into you, just brace yourself. If you go flying, just
grab onto something.
I can't grab my arms first.
Alright, where's my helpy?
I think it's fair chat you think it's fair man and woman are equal
Hey, you're gonna show them right now how evil we are.
Ha ha ha ha!
Wait, cause it tightened me up.
You should have quit flexing!
Just stop it!
I left Mr. Dorothy just protruding out my back right now.
Why is that?
Dude, I need both hands.
Why that back?
Oh, what are you doing back there?
Don't worry about it.
Fuck it, keep opening. Fuck it.
I'm laying on my back here no matter.
What are the rules?
You gotta get somebody on their back, right?
Get them out of the ring!
Okay, get in.
If they touch the ring, are they out?
Alright.
Okay, we'll do best of three.
First, remember, four.
Yeah.
Okay, bet.
That's not a problem.
Yeah.
can we close that up in case something fall on here?
No, I can't close it.
I didn't say we need to catch them.
Okay.
Maybe this... okay.
What?
Please stop.
What?
Are you scared, Myra?
Oh, that shit, you've been talking to him?
AHHHHHHH!
Wait!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Wait!
What?
Oh, oh!
Ah!
Wait!
Ah!
Wait!
Ah!
Wait, wait!
No!
AHHHH!
I'm gonna fucking hit you!
Oh, oh!
I can't get up!
What's that count?
What up, what's new from here?
1-0!
What's that noise?
Where the fuck is that noise?
Are you ready?
That felt weird.
Son, get your ass kicked out.
Step it up.
Go cross, mate.
That count has moist?
Yeah.
All right, bet.
What the fuck?
Hey!
Cut your big cow down.
One!
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't move.
Okay.
Count us down, folks.
One, two, one!
Don't let him get away from me.
What the fuck?
She's not moving.
Oh, what's that going on?
Oh, come on.
What the hell?
Oh.
There's a white football.
Get the other one, bitch.
Who's this?
I see nothing, by the way, bitch.
Got a lawyer?
Yeah, we gotta get three wins.
What the fuck is your shirt?
Alright, no more playing around.
So, somebody has to fall.
Or if they get pushed out.
Somebody's not here, sir.
Countdown!
One!
Two!
One!
This is my moveable stance, I can't be moved from here.
I've learned this in Japan.
I thought I'd shoot two more wrestlers with Faze.
I'll make you stay.
I'm half Japanese.
I'll cut you to the boil, I'll get that sir Teoriari, I'll cut you to the...
Ah!
Oh my God!
Ah!
Oh my God!
Ah!
Get your ass off!
It's a lot of cardio.
First to three.
First to three, first to three.
All right, give up.
We don't gotta get that sorry to give up.
Throw in the towel.
Ready, set, go.
What?
One.
Two.
One.
This is my new move of a sense.
Roger.
It's over.
This is my new move of a sense.
You can't move me.
Two.
I can't move you.
Fuck, I can't see.
I can't see.
Wrap.
I can't.
No!
That's one! That's one!
That's one! Two!
I got two! That's two, right?
Yeah, that's two!
That's two!
Fix my fucking helmet!
You good, man?
Fix my helmet!
You really?
Fuck off!
Okay, just give up.
Okay, so some energy you give them right here on the towel
Game point. Come on
You're gonna keep going game boy. I'm gonna keep going
Just throw it out. Okay?
Okay
By all
For pride everyone
Why
I'm gonna get you.
You're pressurizing me.
Come on, come on, come on!
Put your hands up!
Ahhhhh!
Get away from the move!
Come on!
Fuckin' dizzy.
Get out of the way!
Come on, get your hands up!
One time!
I'm telling you.
Come on, pull on.
Oh!
No!
I'm dying!
Oh, fuck!
It's not heavy!
It's fucking heavy!
No, this idea sucks!
It's not over with
Maya!
Fuck you!
Ah! Who the fuck is that by your fat?
You disappoint me more every single day.
You lose, you lose, you lose.
I try to do a strength, I try to write you to win.
I give you the easiest things and you lose, you lose, you lose.
I don't know, at this point I feel a little harassed.
Get the fuck off me!
I love how we met one.
Loser.
Yes.
Weak.
What were she just said?
What were she just said, Jack?
What were she just said?
Apologize!
Okay, don't kill me.
I'm joking!
I'm fucking joking!
I'm just joking!
Don't pick me up, ever!
Okay, okay.
I'm the winner.
How do you feel about winning?
I'm the winner.
What about winning?
I'm on my way to WWE, everybody.
I got dizzy, she went for my news.
You told me she's been working out.
I'm trying to see that I can bench the bar one time.
Can't see her.
Can't see you there.
What are you doing?
OK.
Oh.
That's dangerous.
You can't be good for your knees.
At all.
He just tore some ligaments.
God damn it!
I have a little ball and he's disappointed, bro.
Does it work out?
I'll fetch us some waters.
How the fuck are you still here?
Imagine getting bodied by someone half your way.
What do you need?
Thank you, Colton.
Thank you.
My bad, Terry.
What the fuck was that?
I think that's all you've ever done, right?
You know what I've done, right?
Yeah, that's the end of the stream track.
I'll be out of your time.
I gotta redeem myself, Jack.
Oh my god!
Yeah, first of three to basketball, here we are.
Why else than a W string?
Oh, God.
No, let's go. I ain't tired. Tired is the mindset.
A hundred pounds on me and still losing is actually...
I'll see you in a minute.
Great.
Did you see that?
I kicked your dad's ass.
It was so embarrassing.
Ah-ha!
Chia, you want to see that last second time I shoot?
Look at this.
Ah-ha!
Get your ass to that court. Come on, Kree.
No, I'm not going to say anything to you.
It's all right.
Fuck.
Kree's coming!
Yay!
I haven't gone over here. I didn't know you had a hoot.
Huh?
I didn't know you had a hoot.
We got a little song song.
I don't know what song song is.
We got a little song song.
I don't know what you need more.
God, why did I wear this?
I get ball first. Shut up. Check out.
A grown man, I get ball first. 100 pounds on me. I get ball first.
Alright, ready? Oh, this thing will play deep.
First three, Jack.
Wait, I'll put my hair up.
Now she gotta put her hair up.
Fuck.
What does that mean?
What does that fucking mean?
Fuck.
Alright.
So what?
Three.
Alright.
Everything's one point.
Come on man.
Okay.
Come on man.
Yes.
Wow.
One more upshot.
Alright so are you getting balled first?
One more upshot.
Okay.
One more upshot.
Alright.
One more upshot.
Alright.
One more upshot.
Alright.
One more upshot.
Alright.
Oh, hell no!
Oh my god.
I told him to go get the buck on.
You don't want to give me those.
I don't want to give you those.
No.
We're going to give you those.
I'm going to say bang and it's going to be a really bad clip for you.
Beth.
I think it's chasing something.
I think you're pressing E1 or something.
You don't want to do anything.
You don't.
Maya.
Stay right.
Bang bang.
I'm gonna worry about that.
Hey man.
See how he's getting closer and closer to you son?
It's like I'm warming up chat
All right, all right
I can't see for sure the water.
Oh no, that's me.
Hell no.
Yeah, no, that's not what I see.
She's too close.
Good save.
What the fuck was that, Colton?
Just driving the ball, man.
I was about to be so tight.
It's go time.
Fuck!
When should I start trying?
Okay, one shot and I'll start trying.
I'm trying now. It's go time, chat.
You can't hit those.
Oh hell no!
I guess... I guess it's...
If you squint, that'll clean, Chot. That'll look pretty good.
If you squint.
Trying by the way.
I bet. We trying now, Shaq.
Do you know anything?
We trying now.
Put your tongue on that Shaq.
Hey, one!
fuck was that?
what the fuck?
alright check
What?
I don't like this shit.
No!
Come on, be tight.
You're so bad.
It's where it starts.
It's where it starts, Jack.
Fuck me!
I thought it.
No rim by the way.
Got you in that back.
No rim.
What?
Is that not me?
That's a little rude.
Everything back.
If you hear that, so cop.
That's the rules. Everything back.
If you get that, stop cocking it.
Alright, let's end the machine.
Are you okay? Ready to go to the hut, bro?
Ready to go to the hut?
You're so bad, Ace.
Just here I know, I'm tired because he keeps trying to hit 3s that he can't make and because
of me I have to go retrieve the ball.
So I'm at a disadvantage because of that.
He's gonna be in!
You sure?
Yeah!
I'm right here.
I go up.
No!
You good?
How does it feel?
I don't feel too good.
You got a hundred pounds on me, is that what you expected?
No.
You have over a foot on me, is that what you expected?
Well, listen, Jack,
during women's history month, what would I look like as a man
beating a woman up?
During women's history month,
what would I look like as a man
dominating a woman
during women's history month in basketball, okay?
In the sport, I'm clearly better at
Alright, it's more physical than a hurrat.
If anything, I think this is a good, uplifting woman.
Even with some good confidence.
Before we get off to the hood.
The mental fortitude and gymnastics
is something that I really admire.
Let's go to the hood.
Okay, y'all know I did that shit
from women's history in my game.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, alright.
I got a little rough done and so much shit
throw out that bitch.
I could have just actually shot that bitch
or just kept laying that bitch up.
Come on, Shay.
When my history moved, trying to perform some good PR
to get a hug or something.
We talking about that?
We talking about that.
Do you have something you wanna say with your trust?
No, we talking about we're going for the hood and shit.
Okay.
Do you know what I'm saying?
All right.
All right, go a lot.
Pull it up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you drink?
Mm-hmm.
Do you smoke?
Uh-uh.
Let's say...
What? Bang?
Bang?
Let me show you how it comes.
Shut up!
Say bang.
What do you want me to do?
Bang.
That was a joke because I was really trying to hit it with this ball, the evolution, that
ball too.
Fucking ass.
What are you trying to do?
You actually hit it.
Oh my god.
That looks so good.
That looks pretty boy just now.
You got to hit that one.
Oh my god.
That looks so good.
That looks so good. That looks so good.
Chad, look, pretty boy, isn't he?
Yeah, he is, though.
Well, he's so nice.
What's up? What you got?
This ball is reckless with it.
I know that's how you got this one.
You're putting another one?
Yeah, I'll only tug a war with him with the rope, not the balls.
Come on, boy.
Hold the tire.
Yeah.
Go on.
Oh, you got him?
You got a good grip?
Oh.
Goddamn bro, hi, you got it.
You're getting strong, you're getting strong.
That boy got CTE.
Why?
Why at the very beginning of the stream do we do two physically exhausting activities?
Because you're going to be too drunk and fried at the function.
Both of which I dominated your ass, Steve, by the way.
Both of which.
I'm going to get my redemption.
I'm going to tie you back up next time I see you.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about that shit.
All right, Chad.
I ain't going to lie to him.
We need at least five minutes to cool off.
At least.
Minimum.
Oh, what?
I'm alive.
I'm just telling my mama here.
Okay.
Jasmine's not a camera person, Chad.
Jasmine, Jasmine's not a camera person.
She's not a camera person, shit.
You want a towel? If I wipe myself down with it? If I wipe...
Any sweat?
Do you want a towel?
No, no, do you want a towel?
A towel.
Good dog?
I think I should bring one out for you anyway.
Okay.
Sharon, usually a better sugar than I. I swear to you.
I'm not usually like that.
The rage is usually better.
So, what did you think, what did you think?
Pretty nice, pretty nice.
It is March Madness everybody.
That's what they call me offline.
March Madness.
Dude, I'm sweating all my- I'm sweating, it's not- okay, to be fair, I think the weather's
fine and normal out here, but like immediately getting in that suit and then playing a 1v1
is crazy.
Like, I feel really gross right now.
And now we have a whole day of swimming, so I'm stoked about that.
Workout of doom.
TV's.
Shit.
Look, Chuck.
I don't know what they got going on over there on the block,
but I feel like we should make a liquor store run just in case.
Yeah!
just in case. Yeah!
No liquor store. Oh, I thought you meant Wawa.
Are you a Wawa theme? Yeah.
Shall I go out every day since I've been here?
What?
No, Wawa.
Sponsor me, nigga.
Come on. No, you need me.
Chad, who do you think needs two more? I need Wawa or Wawa needs me?
Talk to me.
Do you want me to change before going to the hood?
Oh yeah, I got you a shirt!
You want shorts?
No.
What type of shirt do you want? You want light?
I don't know. What do I wear?
I thought you were shooting.
Okay, so if I got you the Supreme Shirt...
Hmm.
You need them.
Jorts.
I can get you some Jorts.
I need a belt.
They're like a race or something.
Yeah, I'll give you some.
Little swagger out, okay?
Okay.
I gotta look for the door, so.
Let's go back to the room.
Okay.
Everybody out.
All right.
Hang on.
Hi, I'm Maya.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck are you doing?
My job?
You're about to come and pat her on me, little freak.
I don't know where you got to put your dorts.
You got two closets, man.
Ewww!
What?
I'm so sweaty.
Okay, so look.
First of all, Maya, Chow, you be going to the gym?
to the gym? Cause why is body tea like in the waist? We're gonna waste that gym. Me?
Yeah, I don't waste food or whatever this part's called. I have a high metabolism. Okay,
so go to sit here. I have some Jorts. Okay, so we're wearing Jorts and a Supreme t-shirt.
Okay, good, and then I have my white high tops here, and I have my bare socks as well
So that'll be good for the hood
Yeah
They're gonna like that
Right now this is my screen for this car
okay I need like you have shoelace or something
I got a string going
you're gonna be like jeans
really go with that
oh my god
I'm trying to never warm George.
Or maybe I did when I was like a kid.
I don't know.
You think one of these both work?
Cause you could tie the shit all around.
Yeah.
You think one of these both work?
Cause you could tie this shit all around.
Tie these in each one.
Filly?
Um...
And then the shirt?
Yeah.
Where do you like, where do I change?
You're gonna toss it.
I'll be back.
Bet.
Chats!
You just want to go to the desktop then?
Yeah, we'll go to the desktop.
Chats!
You think, I'm a skill and once you're done,
you think you should go to the comp?
What the fuck?
She's gonna look like a swagger.
That's not.
Wait.
That's not.
Chad.
That's not.
I'll do my dream home this time.
Chad.
That's not.
I'll do my dream on the tiny bit out of Brits chat we gonna get it back next
time bro we ain't too worried about that what do you think what do you think
triggers are more chat wait that's not or we'll raise bits or more
dude stop what's your rage base reward bro
just time try both okay okay play that's not your rage-biting chat both of
them I think I'm the best streamer rage better bro is there anybody that
Who raised their chat more than me?
Who raised their chat overly?
Bruce, now you don't raise your better.
He just don't give a fuck about them names.
I think I'd generally be raising better than you.
Cause it'd be better to be live.
Lacey?
Oh no, Lacey probably.
Yugi?
How does Yu-Gi do the Rage-Bate?
Play this, and she comes.
What's this?
That will reach all that's hurt.
Oh my god, you swag it!
He's got a theme song right here.
Where's that coming from?
Fuck off. Fuck off.
What? What? That's good tunes.
I don't know how tight it's got. I don't know how to do this.
Um, just take it out. You had it, I think.
And then you just, that's how you had it.
I think we're gonna do this.
And then we're gonna do this.
I think. I don't know, but how you tie this shit, champ?
I think that's already on there.
How you tie this shit? Tie that shit.
Now on somebody else my oh, you know
Now you can you can wrap it around you if you don't want this hanging down or
That long a strap you know what have it go through this one have it go through this one
Maybe this one
On the side that should drop
All right chat my time
You can't hide that was kind of sorry I go live I was like little girls about to be doing girl. We don't that shit
Cheshire she tired or had a drop
Now listen
I have a bandana for her chat, but I don't know if it's gonna
Match only have two color bandanas. I could have fine. It was like yellow and orange
I don't know for the match, but I have do rags, but I don't know how she rocked that
Get her a cap ice her out
We need ice her out
Do rag what color oh my god
What?
I have to pee.
You're lying.
What are you all lying?
I have to pee.
Yellow bandana?
Let's see if the yellow bandana matches.
I have the yellow one right here.
I have to put that on my jacket.
I have to go pee real quick.
I'll be right back.
That's my shirt.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's very big.
Yellows.
They said no.
Stop!
Ew!
It's too big.
If I like tied it.
That's stupid.
Rage stop.
Yeah! Fuck!
I hate someone.
Oh!
Jack, slant!
What the fuck? Like...
Hold the breath.
Stop! This is not tough, chat. This is not tough. Don't worry about what's going on
back. Everything's gonna be fine. I have red. Hold on. Hold on. I'm cooking. It's hard to do this without
I don't know.
Huh?
Hmm.
Huh, huh, huh?
Huh?
Mm, mm, mm.
Okay, okay, hold on.
I'm not helping you, bro.
What if I, hold on, what if I, what if I, what if I, what if I, what if I, what if
What if I, hold on, what if I, what if I,
what if I, you know, what if I cliff?
And then, some of these.
Too much, they said.
I'm ready to go to the highland!
Hat backwards.
This, I need to tighten it.
Tough, do a wrap.
Okay, ah, backwards.
Better?
You think?
I don't think this is better.
I look like I have a semi-successful Tumblr account, not enough to make any money off
of or tell people in my real life about, but to a very, very niche portion of the
I'm like eight.
I look like Billy Eyelash.
Love it.
You will not live on.
And in your heart I know.
Tie shirt in the back.
Wait up!
Whoa!
Wait!
Are you in there?
That ain't never my hat.
Uh, it's in here, it's mine.
Yo.
I don't know, I kind of like the hat forward shot, I don't know.
You look like a swaggy.
Really?
Actually.
Actually, you look like a swag.
Highlight, never mind.
What?
Yeah, you look like a swag, I get a lot.
Really?
Yes.
Do I look like Billy eyelash?
You s-
Billy who?
Billy eyelash?
We sit here in the same place-
I told you I'm in those eyelash, nigga!
Fuck you, talk about it!
It's not correct me!
It's Billy eyelash, nigga!
Fuck!
They look like a swagger.
Do we react under the hat?
Nah, it looks like she's doing too much.
This is swag.
I already look like I'm putting too much on.
No, you like-
You guys know-
You know when you wear a hat and you go outside and you're like-
And everybody knows I don't wear hats.
And it's like so obvious that I'm wearing a hat.
That's not what this is gonna-
Wait, how does it look forward?
Well, okay.
Well, okay, if I had it forward, um, I clip it.
Yo, I gon' lie. It look good forward, Jack.
Yo, you're better forward.
Yo, this is tough!
Why don't you change your...
Chiff.
We're turning around.
Forward is tough. That's tough. Like this. Just like this. Don't let...
Anybody say backwards is lying to you.
Tough. Why can't I clip it?
Let me see if I can give some blanks to wear it on.
That's not the word, DJ.
Man am I the greatest.
All my love and patience.
All my admiration.
All the times I've waited.
For you to walk me dead again
What?
Shouldn't have to say it
Man in my degraded
Why can't you sing?
Chattanooga for some, some of the small shit
Some of the small shit
None crazy, none big
Some little, some little teamle shit
Do I take my scorpion off?
I don't see how it looks with both.
It's a little damaged. It's a little small shit.
Do you understand?
Come on, let me make sure that it's straight.
Why are you gangsta? Wait, wait, chat.
Why is she looking swaggering better than me, gang?
I don't get it.
She like the way that I dance.
She like the way that I move.
She like the way that...
Yeah
Christian Dior Dior
Said you like that you swagger man. You don't need no extra shit. You swagger just like these you fucking swag
Do you mean shake? Should I get her a wallet chain?
No, no, she's going to be too hard, man.
I have a big, gold-ass Louis Wallet change.
Nah, that's too much swag.
How about it? Too much swag.
Four, man.
I don't feel like Louis Wallet, so...
Yeah, that's too much swag.
That's too much swag. Nah, that's too much swag.
She already got this hanging.
She good like this.
She good, she good, she good, she good.
She out. We ready to be out?
Are we ready to be out? Yo, I ain't going...
Oh
That's my you swag and that shit
You see foreign to you I do this every day. What's up? I do this every day do not back to the hell cat. Oh
Bad news or not bad news
We're not driving the Hellcat today, Chad.
What?
Because I got somebody that running errands in the Hellcat
right now.
That's the beater car.
So the Hellcat gone.
Which one are you bringing this innocent shorty to?
Yo, Dean, pull up.
Dean, pull up.
If you're a real nigger.
What are you calling short, Dean?
Five, six, ass.
Dean, pull up.
Would you pull up?
Are you busy?
Never know.
Just take a soap.
Yo, what, Dean pull up!
Where's ski at?
You and?
Oh, that's what ski has said, bro.
Hire a lower check.
Ski is gonna pull up.
We need a predicts in the chat.
Check home.
I'm home.
I'm a big time.
I am pussy this nigga brought me to the real hood last time I'm good
You think it's a fake hood?
What do you want?
You thought I was going to take you to a fake hood or something?
Oh, he should be in the music video right now.
That is not true.
But, he said...
He did say earlier though, he's going to try to...
He said, you're...
I'm hoping to finish my music video when time death wants to pull up.
Oh, that does not sound right.
That sounds bad.
What Nick said, I definitely want to.
Oh, he's not coming.
Yo!
He said, that was like two hours ago though.
That's not good.
That was like two hours ago though.
Well, we have Creed.
Maybe we got Creed.
Creed could come with us to the HUD.
Are we drinking alcohol at the HUD?
Yes.
Wait, so what are we doing?
What does this even mean?
What?
I haven't thought yet about what this actually means.
Like, what's happening?
Listen.
We're going to go to my home boys block
Yes
There's a court because yo, I know there's a court by there. We're not over could be hooked already
But there's enough niggas we draft team five and five. We can do anything James lick my GG's just letting you know
Why you're trying to fear longer you?
We're just going to play some basketball and have dinner.
Yeah, dinner. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah.
I thought you said they're grilling.
Yeah, but like, we don't...
Yes, Emily went. Emily went, but I was like...
Yeah, Emily did go. You good, bruh. They're running.
So they know that we're coming?
Yeah!
Yeah.
And these are your friends?
A few.
Do they know we're streaming? Is that okay?
Why is this a big question?
I just want to make sure that we're being polite and like...
Listen, listen, we're just pulling up and whatever is outside today is outside today.
You do what I'm saying?
What?
What is outside is outside? We're going to show you we have a good time bro.
We're just going to stream on the street and talk to people who are outside.
We're going into some residential neighborhood and talking to people walking their dogs.
Not, yeah, okay, no, no.
Is Greg going?
Yes, Greg is going.
Yeah, you know Greg, see?
Greg.
Feel safe.
Yeah, my home is gonna be there.
I feel unsafe, I just don't wanna bother people.
We're not bothering anybody.
They gonna have fun again.
We're all gonna have fun.
Okay.
It's my homeboy spot, so, you feel me?
I don't know all these homeboys, but I know most of them.
And they all gonna be there, family, friends,
probably trees.
Will there be girls there?
I don't know, probably.
You wanna meet with some girlies?
Yes, and then, okay.
Yo, Dean, why she less nervous than you?
Dean pull up, check, tell Dean pull up.
Coach, are you ready?
All right, let's get it.
But okay, so look, we got to get some lick.
They might have lick there already,
but just in case, we need to bring our own lick,
because I ain't trying to share bottles
with a bunch of line and models.
We don't fill it out when we get to the liquor store.
I just ride up the street,
you don't go over there,
We can probably mix our own shit in the car.
We're gonna eat it.
Let's go.
Let's rock.
How are we going to Wawa, also, really quickly?
Okay, my, we're gonna Wawa really quickly.
Yes!
My, we're gonna Wawa really quickly.
Yes!
Bro, I made enough money, never going back to the,
we switched?
All right, babe, we out.
I feel you, D.
I feel you, man.
Goodbye and goodbye, we're going to the hotel.
Goodbye and have a good night.
This is gang go, this is gang goosey.
Purple.
This is gang goosey.
You're the one.
This is gang goosey.
Hey, creepy boy, what you going on slow?
Wait, come on.
Come on.
Y'all have to pull up.
Yeah.
I'll send you the address if you want to pull up.
You want to the block.
I'm just going to do the address if you want to pull up.
So.
Jordan!
Mark, you can come.
Like.
I'll send you the address if you want to pull up.
Me too.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yo, this is swag. I ain't got a lot of action.
You got that shit on them.
No, no, no, no. Thank you, Mark.
It's about you, Supreme Drop. I got two months ago. Thank you.
What the fuck? No, it's not her.
Yeah, this is mine. This chain's mine.
Okay. Fair warning.
We are not taking the Hellcat because it's not here right now.
We're not taking the M8 because Colton Cat fit.
we're not taking a Rolls Royce cuz I'm bringing Rolls Royce to the hood so we're
why so we're gonna bring the cyber dick I know I know I want to I want to I can't
wait to sell it I can't wait to sell it you know I must be a fool but I guess
It gets the job done.
Check this out.
It actually has a metal end.
Yo!
So you like whipping niggas?
I should have figured out how to answer that.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
What's your mouth?
Okay. Do I remember how to open this part?
I'm strapped. Literally.
Eww, where the fuck are the handles?
Stupid ass car.
Where are the freaking handles?
Stupid ugly car.
Stupid ugly half render to ass car.
He's wearing a scape ass car. Sorry, we're in scape school.
But it kinda looks like it would be in that game.
Wait, where do I go?
Oh, yeah, you're going the other side.
Sticky
This is cool. Oh
That's my body in the back seat. That's just just great
Hey cutie, you don't have anything to a lot. What do you say? What's up?
They'll see little Kane. Do you know who that is?
Yeah, what the fuck?
He sounds just like Paul.
Wait, what did Cutie say?
She said my song.
Wait, why is this playing?
What?
Let us come out of this shit, come out of this shit.
All right, Chad, we're gonna stop right there.
Lick still real quick.
Get some shit.
Probably got some juices and shit.
Mix some shit up in.
Yo, Maya.
Yeah.
How about, I got the plan.
We get licked, of course we get licked
for everybody it is, but it is.
But, me and you, we stop out, wow-wow.
We get ourselves a drink and we mix liquor inside the bottle.
Ooh!
You get what I'm saying?
Yes, that's so smart.
See, that's calm.
That's fucking calm.
That's so smart.
You're a genius.
That's a movie.
That's a fucking movie.
What kind of liquor do you like?
I like Costa Migos Repo.
I like Don Julio.
You get what I'm saying?
That 1942 class at Azul.
I don't even like liquor.
That shit tastes like rubbing alcohol for real.
I don't like tequila.
You don't?
Not at all. I have really bad tequila trauma.
What do you like?
Um, I don't really like any liquor, but I, I, I don't know. I would probably get vodka.
Cause I don't want to try to mix like a...
Yeah, alright, we can get you a bottle of vodka.
Ew, ew, ew.
Why?
Dude, in college one time I was at a party at UC Berkeley. I drank way too much tequila.
And then I threw up, obviously.
And then to get that I was super drunk and I wanted to taste the throat out of my mouth
So I took another shot so that my mouth would taste like tequila instead of throw up
But then I threw up immediately and then the next morning
I was super hungover in my college house and we kept all the bottles of liquor on top of the fridge
And so I finally worked my way out of bed even though I was so hungover to get water from the fridge
I got water from the fridge
I slammed the fridge door bottle of tequila fell on the floor and it shattered it was glass and then I had to
Get on my hands and knees to clean up all the tequila on my floor when I was hungover from tequila and the smell
Made me throw up and I threw up on the floor on the tequila and the glass shards on the floor
And then I had to throw and then I had to clean up my throat and the tequila together
You did some shit let's get tequila
Let's rewrite history how the fuck did you just explain that traumatic ass story they want to kill after
Let's rewrite history
So we're getting tequila
Okay
Why?
What if that was that was in 20 water Chris type keep Maya safe real shit like it was a threat or something
Rage what are you taking me to a unsafe location?
Look, bro, I had never been there. Are you serious? Listen, listen
But I've been on the same like street area game. You know, I just happen to that specific block like that's that same house
I know the area.
What if they don't like that we're live?
And then they get mad at us for being here?
No, no, no, no, they know we're gonna be live.
They know we're gonna be live.
That's why I got Greg scoping out the area.
I ain't not saying Greg, W. Greg.
See, Greg's the nigga I go on missions with.
You feel me?
If I need to do some shit,
Greg, I'm going with Greg.
You feel me?
There ain't no Big Maya coming.
Yeah, I don't know if they know who we like like like if they know about the animal sanctuary and all that but see
You could you could you could you could talk about animals with the niggas and shit. You think so? Yeah niggas love animals
Everybody loves animals
Okay
Let's go make that sound
Oh my god.
I don't think I decided that. I'm gonna fucking do the moving.
I don't go a lot for a big ass boat.
Mark!
What?
Mark, are you watching the stream? Can you pull up to the hood please?
Do you feel unsafe?
No.
Mark, bring Jordan too.
Yeah!
You got me and Colton. There's nothing to be worried about, man.
Right, champ?
If y'all run fives, I'm pulling up in my mellos.
Yo, A-bot, dead ass?
I'll be going to sit with the Vizelight on top of niggas there.
I'll be bringing up fives to see if niggas would want to play it.
As soon as you hear that, you doing what I'm saying?
I'm down.
I ain't playing no fives, though, champ.
I'll pick my teams or the team first team and my team way I'll get some bread. Fuck that
She's got one guy with one knee to protect her GG's I
Should have double knee surgery
Great one guy no knees
My upper body is good though. That's all you need for him
It seemed to be like I thrown you in that restaurant shit. I had you like ease
You did a cheap shot and choke me out cheap
Okay
Okay, so we don't get the lid you know the wall watch that I
I don't like the news Greg just told me though what
I'm gonna call him
I was a bit calling it. Look at this wire jeep on it. Yeah, it's nice
What's it looking like
Yo
You politics a little bit some shit
All right, what you think don't look like in like 30
I'm thirty.
Tell him, tell him that.
All right.
Take a nice takey.
What do you say?
You feel me?
You don't say?
You know I'll be.
You know?
You know how I'll be, Mara.
The fucking door handle in this stupid, freaking, ugly-ass car!
How do I open the door?
Push.
Stupid.
It's stupid.
It is the ugly car.
Oh, it's not that ugly, actually.
I don't hate it because it's ugly.
To this day, I don't think it's not ugly.
It looks sexy.
I just hate everything else.
Let's go.
Have you just told you a secret?
No.
I feel like you guys were in there for a long time.
He was talking about how much he actually hits the track.
These are 28 inch 4G outer winds right there.
You get what I'm saying?
No, I don't get what you're saying at all.
I think it's almost as tall as you.
That's it.
Four Gs.
You know what that is?
You didn't know what that is.
Give me the options again.
A crow.
Give me the options.
Great tailed ground bull.
Great tailed ground bull are just NPC black birds.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
They like parking lots. They're very opportunistic.
Do I- I don't feel like I'm wearing a costume.
Like I feel like everybody's-
Do you need a nest one?
You gotta just...
You gotta really just own that shit, like this is you.
Don't feel like you're in this costume.
Make feel like you're shitting on more fuckers.
You're gonna find out, like,
I look better than everybody in the fucking home, nigga.
Fuck.
Everybody got no drink on me, nigga.
You gotta be fucking walking and talking, nigga.
It's the confidence you gotta have, nigga.
What a fucking liquor scotch.
Chad, do you think rage looks good?
They don't hate on me every fucking...
Why you asking Chad, nigga?
That's real fine shit, so I really like that.
I don't say yeah.
No.
Maybe on my zed.
Oh, they said no.
No shit, they said no.
Oh my god, why are you chasing your rage doesn't look good.
Who would've thought?
Josh.
Hey, how many of you want to drink some Josh?
Ha.
All right.
George's actually ins-its not that bad.
I know.
I used to drink a lot of...
...this in college.
Don't. Sorry. That was me.
I-I wouldn't drink it now, as I always do.
Where'd you drink what?
Uh, you know what?
Skechers drink the choices.
They don't drink everything.
No.
It's Baileys.
What?!
Swear to God.
Skech drinks Baileys on the rocks.
Just a straight-
What?
So funny.
Makes sense.
He loves it.
Makes sense.
Oh yeah, by the way, sketch.
We know I was playing with you when I was like, when I got tight.
Oh, so who do I love you, big boy?
Come on, man.
You know you're my dog.
Huh?
Sketch is such a good guy.
We were like, fantering.
I felt what he said about me or something.
My reply, like, in the matter that it did.
Your chest is like, yo, bro, are we good?
I'm like, yes, gang!
I fucking love you, bro, you're good, bro.
I ain't never mad at you, gay.
I'm here to be put in the office.
Very easy to be said to the doctor, please.
Very easy to be said to the doctor.
OK, so what's up here?
OK, nigga, you're the alcoholic.
You tell me.
What's coming?
It's not bad, but I don't know what to do.
Those ladies, boom.
Wait a minute.
I know those ladies.
This game's sticky.
Okay, Chad, we should get,
where the costumers goes at, man?
Yeah!
Somebody's, that's gonna hit.
That's always gonna hit.
We probably get some T-dolls.
Some, what's your name?
Somebody's.
Where is that glass?
Thank you.
Shit, golden.
Yay.
I was just holding it. That's got some English. You know what it is, bro. Yeah, I just drink beer nowadays. Actually, what's your favorite beer?
Like on like being chill about it like a blue moon, but I like IPA's a lot.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
So look I picked one now you got to pick one and then Coltie will pick the next one.
I got a Casamigos.
You can get some Tito's. I think most of them are like Tito's right?
No.
I used to, in college when I had my suit job, after work we had
like huge handles of whipped cream.
And we'll pass it on to the guy.
The whip's trained back to us.
It's so gross.
Okay, okay.
He's here speaking.
Okay, okay, okay, sorry.
Are these over here?
I've focused it, no.
Chad, what do I get?
Don Julio.
I don't, um...
I don't know what he's doing, actually.
I feel like I should just get out of this, right?
I feel like I should just get out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tito's is safe.
What are you doing?
What are you doing at?
Colin?
What it was?
Is that what it was?
Don't look at me like I'm looking at you.
Like 2018.
I quit.
If you had to fix it.
I don't drink dark liquor.
No, no, you're good at that.
What she said?
She basically said,
stop drinking.
If she pressed you,
we'll just get to it.
If she pressed you, quote.
That's alright.
Alright, let's run.
I need some of these. All right now.
Right out of these, Gary.
Mmm, flavored ones.
They got flavored ones?
Hello.
I'm gonna eat you.
I didn't take it off, I swear it came under.
No way, this is Timo Gang.
This isn't real.
Chad, this is from that we brought at Timo Hall that we did?
Maybe if I do it like this
There's two more out of your truck. Keep flipping them. I see why it's two more
Oh, that's your truck
That's funny that they couldn't grab it.
Yo team pull up or we're not gonna be front-side.
Can you say we're looking for down here though?
Fuck it.
Fuck it. Hey what was the swag?
Maya?
What was the swag? You all had a stove?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Broward juice.
Fuck it.
I was trying to look shit and wear a helmet.
Come on, man.
Who's there, too?
What? I'm sweating.
You all right, huh?
So, just slowly?
Slowly, what? I like you.
You just look a little drunk.
What the fuck? I'm a little drunk, man.
I feel like...
I'm just walking like a cat.
It's just like walking slowly.
And like...
So you think it's too much. It's natural. You feel me?
Look, my pants is falling off, my butt about to slip out.
Okay, well, I can't really do that.
And pulling up the sag, one was the swag. You can't pull up your pants.
You gotta do it when the camera's not looking, when people are not looking.
So you gotta walk it away when your shit won't fall or it's like walking out.
So my shit like, you know what I'm saying? It stays on my hip.
Come on, ball's about to slip off my ship.
Really?
How do you take this shit, little girl?
Can you at least take this in the car, man?
I like this AC game.
I like the AC, butter.
["Wal-Wa"]
chat and then we, we out.
["Wal-Wa"]
What the fuck?
Oh, there they go.
I'm in pursuit.
I'm going to attack you.
Oh, how are you feeling?
I'm ready to go to the hide.
But first, we got to make her contraption.
Yeah, we're making drinks.
So we're going to go to Waluah.
We're going to get some, I'm going to snack.
We're going to get some drinks.
But we're going to drink half of the drinks.
And then fill up the other half with straight liquor.
I like that.
Wait, wait.
So let's just say, I don't smoke now though.
You just tell you the blunt gets past me and I'm smoking the J, right?
Okay.
And you're right next to me.
Sure.
And I pass it to you.
Yeah.
What you doing with it?
Giving it back.
Okay.
Do you want me to pretend to smoke it?
Is that the polite thing to do?
No, no, no, it's not.
It's not.
Feel me?
What do you say it's a, isn't that incriminating?
What?
Is it, it's a smoke on stream?
No.
Only because I don't smoke.
So like, chat would be cool with it with me,
because it's the once every blue moon situation.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh my god, is this the last?
March is over.
Last day of March.
oh okay yeah so y'all month is ending nigga
no more of that pandering shit chat you don't gotta pretend no more so that's the
attitude let's get it you all these bishops huh
i'm joking so that's why you're swimming in a pump no i'm joking i'm
joking just something to think about i'm joking my
Why y'all?
Why a pee?
What's happening to me?
I had slipped down earlier by an accident.
Can't y'all fall with no shimmy?
Are we in Miami?
Wait, what if you're drinking and driving?
But you're not above the alcohol limit when they pull you over.
Can you get arrested?
There's a legal today.
You can't have an open container.
Oh yeah, you can't have it.
Uh, like what?
That's just crazy.
Why didn't they in the chat said find out?
You don't fuck with me for real, gang.
I don't get why you didn't even fuck with me for real.
I might have to get a colonoscopy because I don't know what's happening.
I think he might be at us.
But it's been like this my whole life.
Or maybe, maybe you're a celiac.
What is that?
Maybe you're allergic to gluten.
Huh?
Maybe you need to be gluten free.
Oh no.
Wait, what am I having known by now?
If your entire life you've had, uh, you've had gastrointestinal problems.
Yeah, if you've had like stomach aches and stomach problems.
But is it really a problem?
I just shit four or five, two times a day.
Yeah, I mean it's not good for you.
Every time I tell a doctor they're like, oh we're all different.
Some people do it once a day, some people do it once every other day.
Something to do three times a day
And it's not like it's a stomachache where I'm like, ah, this is one of the things you feel yourself. What do you got a shit? You feel me?
So it's not like I have lifelong stomach pain. I don't have some pain throughout the day
It's only when I got a fucking shit. It's a lot of times a day. I feel like it's a normal amount of times
I don't say it's your right to the charm, I got it by the time
You're my father selling me girl, like me, I'm the father of selling, don't you
See, throw it back down to Valentine, I'll punch you in the face
I think you got it all on my mom and child
Really, in the meat of my life, I'm more here as you come at times
I ain't you and me, I ain't no more, I think I'm trying to touch
Now it's been my language, seen it right, but I've tried to down my size
I'm very funny, think it's why I'm more than I think I'm
you
I
Want to put a head of sound for that show
Hey, what's on anyone?
You got vanilla string cheese smoking bar
It's good for a team.
Do you want anything?
For later, you want to put your name on it?
No, I'm fine.
Sure.
Yeah.
Because you're scared.
No.
I don't want to scare this guy.
Do you remember what happened here last time?
Vegetarians are so weird.
Hey, what's weird about it?
I didn't know that it was happening.
What's that?
You know what happened last time?
The light broke.
What's that?
You know what happened last time?
Did I throw it?
I threw it in the situation right now.
Did it with you?
Yeah.
What time do you call?
I'm with Diving or what?
A little documentary on the best while I was in Florida.
And I think this location is top.
You are the best.
No, you are the best.
You are the best.
Thank you.
I love Wawa.
You build like a Wawa.
That's stupid idea.
I love Wawa.
You're real like a walla.
You're stupid as shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm just being joking.
Like, I genuinely...
Oh, yo, shit.
I'm just joking, bro.
I mean, I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
I like trollin'.
I was actually scared of you before I met you, bro.
I was actually scared of this little ass shit, bro.
You were scared of me.
I was like...
I was dead ducking, meeting you and doing a collab where I'm like,
yo, she's gonna be like...
She had a flub.
She'll be overly strict and serious.
You gave teacher vibes.
I still am. I still am strict and annoying.
You're as tired as I am.
I'm so annoying.
She's not annoying with us yet.
He wants to do a million things. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.
Not doing that. Not doing that.
Stupid. That's not at all. No.
I am really annoying.
Chad is my annoying.
But it's for good reason.
Chad is my annoying.
No.
Nice of you.
Thanks.
Chat, am I annoying?
Yes.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
Try that again.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
Oh my.
No.
Love you at times.
I really remember that as soon as I did it.
Chat, we get to start daredevil.
We born?
Are you starting from the original?
Right.
I'm not.
Or you're starting from the original
Wait, is that the one like season one?
Well, you should have given oh, yeah, whatever. I don't know. I'm gonna do
Drink this shit up. I'm playing I'm such
I said that you were bigoted up you don't litter in my walk
It's bad for the environment ecosystems that live out here and they're kind of crowed with
some shit.
Because birds, when they see something on the floor, they're going to come back thinking
that people are trying to eat them and that's how the species becomes invasive.
Oh!
Hey!
Which one's which?
I should tell the grade?
I did not get that.
You got the neon green.
It was literally called that.
Is this your fault or not?
I didn't get it.
Okay.
It was literally called that
Is this your phone or not?
I didn't get it
Oh this bus
Oh wait
Thank you so much
So we got a second left of this
So like by the time we get there
We can mix that more fucking
Yeah.
Can't run the door.
I'm not doing a thing I'm trying to touch.
I'm not saying I like this kind of stuff.
And if these things aren't all right, they get inside.
Make a play, I can sit on the whole bunch of these games.
I can't do anything I don't like.
I can't show my life enough.
Tell them what.
What?
Let's get right here!
you
I'm not used to being player one
You're a good player one man in my purple right now. I just I'm used to unplug controller
I have two brothers
One of my brothers
Every Easter
He was faster than me because he's older and he would run around he'd find all the eggs
And he'd take the eggs and he'd empty all the candy into his basket and then put the egg back empty
So then by the time I got to the eggs, I collected all the eggs and I only collected empty eggs.
And I would cry.
And then also, I thought that I grew up playing Kingdom Hearts with my brother.
Turns out I did it, but I was holding a controller next to him, and it's the memories that matter.
My sister-in-law though?
Her brother used to hold her by the toes and hold her upside down and shake her by the toes until all of her toes cracked.
What'd you just say?
What?
My sister-in-law used to get shook out by the toes
So her toes cracked
She's to shake you by your toes
And your toes with so she had you dangling by your toes
And shake them until they all crack
So you would dangling by your toes
Take your toes pull up
What are you talking about?
No, not when you're like little and really light
So what's your dangling your big toe to pop touch your shit?
I
Ever fought with my siblings, so
All right chat
Getting the low
Let's see. I don't think it's gonna be as deep as usual today chat
Fuck I wanted it to be niggas deep out that bitch bra
What is what it is wait what do you mean by that?
Wait, wait, what are we gonna put my blue to go do deep? Okay. What do you think my son?
Oh, that shit deep. What do you think that means like contest clues?
Yes
Wait, I think it's just on South side today, bro. So you might just be talking on us. Hey, what do you mean yay?
I like talking to adults
chat last the last the last time we went oh shit that was big freight on them
but ain't Jacksonville run now is he drizzling oh hell no the fuck is that
what's wrong with Florida dude but he's not getting I did not bring the
umbrella is it I don't think it's risen but why is there dots on my windshield
Do you see me?
Why is it down to the top of my car too?
No, don't piss me off. Chill. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, Colton, chill!
Uh, I don't know how to rage, uh...
Chill.
Worst case, we, uh, we can sit on a curb and get drunk.
Chill, chill, yeah.
Is that not okay?
I'm getting lit regardless, nigga.
I feel like that's a good plan B now.
I'm getting lit regardless.
Regardless. Hey, let me through for a nigga.
Look, when you moved to Florida, my house, I know you bought a house on here.
You gotta like be like hella dominant when driving.
You gotta cut niggas off and shit.
What if I had to...
What if I had... I've never fought anybody, but what if I had to?
What do I say?
You... people are not gonna fight you, bro.
I know. I'm just saying in general.
somebody yeah what you mean what do you say you're throwing them fucking hands
ain't nothing to say he's like I bet so they see your coffin like oh wait hold
on I thought a little that girl gonna be scared okay if you want to fight you
think you'd be a hair puller or like like jab thrower like actually throwing
jabs and shit I don't think I'd be a hair puller but I would be a biter I
don't think it's much better actually I think it's worse
hmm you think yeah yeah I saw okay so but it would be involuntary it's just
like there's this fight that always goes viral on Twitter nobody mentions this
but it's like during Halloween some big old buck duties like trying to flirt
with this guy's girlfriend who's walking down the street she has like a
little bunny thing on like a little bunny outfit she look good I ain't a lot
but there's niggas being weird and trying to like you feel me so the
Look in the boyfriend small I'm talking about cost not small Maxwell Dent small light
So he trying to like stick up for a little like yo fuck that's my shit for they start fighting game and low-key
Little bro was hanging in there a little bit to the point where the big nigga grabbing by the fucking balls
While they're on the floor wrestling squeezes fucking balls game and nobody mentioned in the fight
They just know they just mentioned everything else game anything go in a street fight anything goes down, and they'll put a figure
I promise you if a nigga losing they're doing anything to win
Don't get enough true fights, bro. They'll bite your dick off and they could bro
What they do what?
What they doing that sport not the last part not the last but they're befitting your butt
Do all that but they definitely grab each other sticks I know that
wait y'all grab caution water polo water and so rest can't see
yo that's things I couldn't see bro my fault I jacked your dick off by accident game
it was mad blurry under there it's mad fucking water and shit sorry bro I made you come
chaz the nigga ever busted playing water polo
What?
I guess.
What?
What's actually got to get my string cheese?
I ate the string cheese.
I ate the banana.
Now I'm getting a quick bar.
Chad, that's L.E.
What?
It's not, that's not good E.
What?
Where's the chicken?
Where're the rice?
Where're the beans?
It's not good E.
What?
I'm just snacking.
Good eats for snacking
Herbrendous eats what that's balanced eats its protein and fiber and carbs
And thoughts actually
This is very much. Are you genius? Oh because before you get some liquor in your system you cut your stomach with some food
So you got to be a lightweight to 895 pound
Actually
She looked like it's in a mirror
You're lucky that I value my life because you're getting her that money.
Oh yeah, I can do this right now.
Don't worry, when you park, I'll do it.
I'll never park again, I'm just not going to park. Quick drive before ever.
Um, I will throw up today.
What?
Probably.
That's like a guarantee thing.
Look, Chad.
It's okay though.
I feel like the vibes might be a little bit more like, I'm homie.
I think it's not going to be that many people, but we just gotta have good conversations.
good conversations when it's too many niggas you're just going on just feel
like a party you're just going around vibing you know what I'm saying it's
gonna be a little bit more us a bit more us we don't see we don't see we
meet the honest shit
I
Like it in here. What do you talk about?
Why is it called the truck at all because it's a pickup truck car. We talk about
I don't want to pick up at all.
You know what a pickup is? That's the fucking bed in the back.
Like that. That you can push it in.
I didn't see it, man.
Look, Maya.
There's my car right here.
If I click that, it will move up.
That's stupid.
What's stupid about it?
Not a truck.
It's a truck!
So is that a truck to you?
No, it's a car.
That's a SUV.
I would never pick a pay in this truck.
Well how would you put, there's a big ass bed in the back bigger than the fucking raptors
and shit.
You know what I'm saying, the bed is big as fuck.
You know I'm not defending this shitty ass car.
Fuck this Elon Musk's vehicle.
Yeah that's car sucks.
How many cars do you have?
Six.
Really?
Not hipster suit, right?
They all have their uses.
Do that.
Yeah.
Right y'all have their uses
When I'm alone
I'm do old up or something shit like that
Go somewhere quick
Bob and you feel me?
Love that shit. My hell cat is the beater
Did what I'm saying
My rave that's that's like I left my butler dry that shit
my this cyber truck is just back up whenever one of the cars are fucking
up the Rolls Royce you know what I'm saying date night
you know what I'm saying club night fucks you laughing
every time I imagine you on a date because you only know the stream version of me
that's not true I've been with you off stream yeah then you wouldn't say that
what are you talking about like what are you talking about
What I can't imagine you like being serious
People that know me off-stream will hear that they'd be like and they see me on stream
They'll be like yo, I can't imagine this nigga doing what you do on stream in real life all the time
Yeah, cuz I don't got no energy that's my energy is gone
he's like
When stream turns off he's a hollow shell I'm not a hollow shell
No, no, she's not there's off into the distance the associates
No, I just got a lot to think about I
Think about my chat a lot, you know
Chat those thoughts are all about you by the way
They're like when you talk to them like that yes, they do they told me they just think I lied to them
And I guess I did and I manipulate them. It's a thing. I love them, but I don't
I don't do those things.
We in Miami turn it up another notch.
Oh my God.
What you think?
Probably building a plaza?
Yeah.
What do you want to have?
Bro, I was walking and I met an uncle the other day that sat there and gave me
on stories for like two hours bro and it's sort of freestyle and I shouldn't
bother him to this shit game.
That's nice.
Damn, that nigga was deadass a movie, that nigga was content, I didn't go a lot bro.
I was sitting under a gazebo pondering, he just came by and started talking to me and shit.
I feel like you can do that in Texas, but it's really like 80, 20, you talk to them
and in like 30 minutes or so they say something really racist.
And then you have to stop talking to them.
What?
That's happened to you?
Like, yeah, like unks in Texas at bars, and they're cool at first and then they say something
and you're like, whoa, that's crazy, and then you have to leave.
I can see that.
The floor is pretty fucked up too.
Uh-uh.
You know how?
Rumors.
Really?
Yep.
Have you seen any crazy shit yet?
Nope.
There's nothing. Florida is actually normal as fuck.
It's just the crazy motherfuckers that want to come over here and get lit from other states
and then they get caught up by the police down here.
So it's Florida man.
Have you ever been arrested?
No.
Are you lying?
No, I'm not lying.
Have you ever run from the police?
No.
I ran from the police once.
Did you now?
Yeah.
Why'd you run from the police?
Because they were chasing me.
Why were they chasing you?
They were chasing me.
Police.
Because they were chasing me.
Why were they chasing you?
Because I broke a light with an avocado.
Huh?
Outside of a CVS.
What the fuck does that mean?
I threw an avocado at a light outside the CVS.
I broke it.
And the police started chasing you.
Yeah, they were in the car.
You got a star for that.
You got a wanted star for breaking a light.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I remember my first experience.
That's why I got called the Hard-R.
At first I hate my ass for my life.
It was a dream come on, like three years ago.
What?
I used to talk shit about Austin ever since that day.
We had two racist experiences, and one day,
I was play-fighting with Wabbe outside of a water burner,
and some old lady walked past us,
and then she said something not worth for work.
Well, something like this, like,
that's why people are always getting locked up.
That's why y'all are always getting locked up.
Something like that.
And then right after that,
Some crackhead call us the hard-hearted gas station.
Wow, I'm sorry.
It's so annoying.
It's kind of funny, though, but yeah, it was pretty annoying.
Like, the way anything changed, but it didn't feel real.
We're like, what just happened, my nigga?
It was like, are you allowed to beat on a crackhead?
Uh, it was no.
You feel me?
You shouldn't really beat on anyone.
available so if you saw someone abusing their dog so you like this shit do
whatever the fuck they do to the dogs of them I just how does it feel motherfucker
Probably be the shit out of me
Now you a fighter yes, they're fighting if you if you
If you saw me getting arrested like across the street we live in the same place
So you just like happen to see me getting arrested. What would you think those four?
Smuggling animals into your the United States
Are you really? I would never do that.
Like, whole time, you've been so straight-edge and fucking nice and PR, whole time you're actually like...
You got some cr- you got tank rules in your back yard or some shit.
Some exotic animals that are licensed or something.
Or, you got an arrestor for doing a good thing,
but you didn't know that you had to have like, something permit or something like that
and then you're getting in trouble, but the whole time it was actually for a good thing.
You didn't check out one of the boxes and now you're in trouble. Some shit like that.
Okay.
I think that's more realistic. You're doing something good, but then no, you needed some legal, like, I don't know.
Wow, okay, so misunderstanding.
Mm-hmm.
Wow, that's very nice.
What's your bathroom?
For you, I would think it was drugs.
Is that what?
For you, I would think it was for drugs.
Why?
I don't know fucking drugs!
Why do they have to be the rest of the drugs?
Because I shouldn't have drugs.
possession of what drug? I don't own weed. I don't buy weed. Now, you just ask me a
different question. Do people I know buy weed? Yes. Does that say 589 for gas?
That's gotta be something. Oh no, that got a diesel. Oh. That's about to get tight.
For sure right?
Where's that?
You know, I'm not sure now.
Where's that zero ethanol?
I'm about to get tired of that better than I do right now.
I don't know what gas is usually like in Florida.
I can't say.
We'll show Chet when this big ass truck moves.
Oh, that's diesel.
Okay, man.
How about a shake?
I need my engine and I've got nothing left.
I remember when gas,
389 back in the early 2000s high
Give I'm saying see it like mid threes and she's like yo, bro
Seeing mid-fours and normal girl
What is it not as I said, that's something I thought it hit a you must a lot so goddamn minds on some eight eight what?
Hell no
Hell no, I don't know
I just lived y'all hell no, hell no.
Eight dollars, ah something, I pay fuckin' eight dollars again.
Eight nine, that's gotta be a myth.
That ain't just, that ain't just song real, bro.
It's over six for sure.
Turn this up.
I'm right here in the spot, I'm opening my earphones
I know why you sound attractive, make you feel like a thimpho
You know the sun a-jaded, white man in a tin foil
In the trap, I'm out of style, way up to a shit bowl
I'm a little bit of a bitch, I'm not like a shit bowl
I'm a little bit of a bitch, I'm like, man, that's you
All the way that we forgot, say, I'm not a damn way to fuck
Oh, I ain't let her crash, I ain't never had this new bag
I'm rubbing me in the throat, I'm in the head and it's rough
I'm actually rough on my throat, cuz I'm in the head and it's rough
I got holdin' it's my ass
Good nigga, put it in the morning
Bring it to the grass
Cause I'm such a thug that bring it
Cause it's in here with no grief
That's a nigga Frank
It's too slow up on that road
That my niggas still down there
So let some body lock him in
This is my niggas
We got to talk about that shit, bro
I be chillin' and movin'
I be movin' down, bro
I'm trying to find a fuckin' wife, gay
I'm fine I'll wipe out of like that for come on
Why are you?
You're gonna need to be funny. Oh, no, I'm funny as fuck. You know what I'm saying, but like first impressions
Oh, it's good for person pressure. You got to see that funny goofy little ugly little gay ass shit
Once you get to know me game fuck
And chest out even sort of that's what is that that's
Oh, what the fuck?
I don't think I asked you that.
I have a buff, okay?
I don't.
Yes, I do.
I've had my fucking perks all the time.
She says that drag works, bro.
I can say things you can't.
You fought it?
No.
What was that? What was that sound?
I can hear anything.
I'm going with my vowels in control.
Don't get me...
What are you trying to say?
You're trying to say adult guy shit under control?
He doesn't.
Your shit, literally.
No pun intended.
Computer!
Fix his bowels!
What?
Yo, what are you game?
What the fuck did you just say?
Computer what?
Huh?
Computer!
Fix this man's bowels and make it so that he can poop normal.
You've been programmed.
Oh
Shit
Chat if I get a little too drunk today don't post no clips
Don't do nothing
Don't judge me
Anything I may say?
You know I'm very much to say.
What's up with drunk, are you mild?
Chad, have you seen me drunk?
Uh, what kind of drunk am I? I don't know.
I just, I get really mad.
What?
I start to sweet usually. I think I'm really mad.
I know I'm kidding. I just laugh a lot.
What about a say? I don't like you type of drunk.
No, I just laugh a lot.
I am a runner though.
Heads up.
What the hell does that even mean like if I get drunk enough, and I'm on flat pavement. I will run
It's it's one of my worst qualities
You just are running yeah, you're gonna have to try to know you was a crackhead little kid bro
Are you just running around?
Nobody's catching you my you just to be running by yourself
I've been throwing up in a few years
This is a hate thrown up, bro. I went on a 10-year streak of not throwing up and then I fucking threw up, bro
I had like a stomach virus
She was
Yo, what you see me smoke on the race yesterday you crazy
All right, yeah, is it fine? I should find afterwards. I felt it, but I went to bed and shit
I know I were two minutes away. I
I don't know what to expect when I pull up. Not gonna cop.
I don't think it's gonna be as tunt as a previous time.
But that might be a good thing for Martin. I don't know.
Do you want me to play basketball?
Yeah, there's a park over there in the shed.
They gonna see you game.
Will you mind me trying to...
It was bad timing for Niggas. You know what I'm saying?
Niggas is not in town.
Honestly, that's fair because yesterday I was trying to find bugs for us and it rained
We both getting cooked
The only thing that matters is the vibes
Chatters
No, but like
Great great says fucking hot since she never put it out. Not fuck with us
I'm scared. I thought they knew we were streaming. No, they do but like they thought I was gonna be really nobody in the nation
I'll just talk to them about...
We're gonna do a truth or truth with the unshat as a as a as a as a freaky question.
No!
The fuck?
We're gonna talk to them about what's in the paper.
In the paper?
Yeah.
What is in the paper?
I don't know. I picked up a paper here.
Alright.
We are...
In Miami.
Oh, me?
I'm a brower.
Us.
Who's that?
What's crap is it?
Big ass Cybertruck pulling up to the fucking ass
neighborhood, bro.
I
Oh, it's a nigga's outside a little bit.
What the hell should I park, man?
Fuck I don't know what these motherfuckers are.
Oh look at that cat under there.
Hey Grant!
I want black black people shit, bro.
Oh they cooking already.
Fuck.
Everybody like that.
What the fuck, Grant?
Where's y'all parking?
I
Mean I could put that bit
Alright hold on I'ma turn back back
Yeah, these are
Do you know all these people no
You know one yeah
No, I'm about to go to
three
Other niggas I know not here yet
Hey, they got some shit real
Call ski I do get what a call ski bro
Oh, he movin' that down right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha!
Check there's a cat.
What the fuck type of bit is that?
Maya look nervous.
I'm not nervous.
I'm not nervous about where we are I'm nervous about
putting the camera on.
No, they good, they good, they good, they good, they good.
And I'm nervous about it.
I told girl to make sure they know that we gonna be on camera.
They all were.
That's all.
They're gonna be on camera.
They're on camera.
That's all.
I'll give them all a hug and then it'll be okay.
I got K's on my ass.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so look, Chet.
He pulled up to the spot.
He did the one I was in.
Chet, usually where we go to,
Like, we'll be raised out in shit, they not here.
You know what I'm saying?
They in Jacksonville, so we got to do a last minute switcheroo.
So this is more like personal vibes.
It's not too deep, not gonna be a fucking block party.
It's kind of like the first time.
Remember with Emily, kind of be more of that vibe.
You know what I'm saying?
We're gonna be strong regardless.
We're gonna have a time.
Oh wait, hold on, we're the fucker I dreamt of.
Gotta make her concoction.
Call ski?
Oh yeah, let me call ski.
Ski...
He didn't call you back, so like...
No, it's not a good sign.
Not a good sign, Chad.
Let's see.
Take out the gossipy hose.
What should my drink be called?
I didn't name my shit that galaxy what what's what's a green drink that Danny
Phantom middle yeah it's that Danny Phantom middle and it could be green
right
how much we put in uh
oh god hurry up what is it smells like poison
One.
Should be more than that?
Oh.
Cock-Cock-Shoot.
Oh.
Ew.
Ow.
Close it, close it, close it.
It's gross!
Ugh.
Does that hold?
Oh, you don't want this one you want you want to those you could do to those you could do to those
Chat am I am I do I open this bottle of vodka or do I rewrite my experience with tequila the smell already is like
You know when you like
Salivate a little bit
I'm gonna get some of that shit
Oh, yo, that's what I put too much. Oh my god
One, two.
One more.
You got one more in you?
And a half.
Yeah, get a half.
Get a half.
You're good.
That shit.
That looks pretty.
Oh, look at that kitty cat.
Go save her.
Maya.
That looks pretty cool. Look at that kitty cat go save him. I'll save him
It's OV
It's the good drinking shredders oohs now what what I just got ones here
Interesting
First of all, this is not enough one for whatever you're thinking that it was for
This is some...
Yum!
Yo shit, yum?
Why am I shitin' that yum?
Because it's tequila, it is.
Look at the jet on the bike.
You think I can do that?
There's a helmet on.
What?
Put a helmet on.
Have you ever been... Have you ever seen me drunk before?
Jack?
One of the TwitchCon parties?
Yes, when?
TwitchCon parties?
The last day?
What party was that?
It was a Looted IRL.
Did you get drunk on that one?
Hell of a time.
It's the Frat.
Okay.
Jason party would've died.
Jason Putty would have died.
I don't remember. Listen.
Why do you feel a drizzle?
I actually feel drizzle I actually feel drizzle it's raining. It's raining. I'm about to be tired
Oh, Sam.
Grab that seat over there.
You all right, sir?
Yeah, sir.
All right.
Hi, hi.
Come on.
Let's meet you.
Hi.
No one.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
How you doing?
I'm having a good time.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Come on now.
So who's?
Come on now.
What is she?
After people ain't thought she got to get in that, Greg.
I will watch this game, go watch this game real quick.
I'm back.
Come on.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell is going on?
This is going to meet the odds, hold on.
What the fuck is going on?
I see folks over there.
I don't know if they're a party.
I think they should do something.
Just ask them, they'll just work out.
Okay, just get a clue to that.
Put them on your flip-flops.
What you doing?
You cut fire.
You have to make friends.
Okay, go ahead.
Come with me.
Okay.
Let's go running.
Planet.
That's good.
How y'all doing?
What y'all doing out here?
You got a hell of a cast out here.
I got bad cats on.
What's up, bro?
Y'all coolin'? Y'all coolin'?
We're chillin'. We're chillin'.
Which one's up? Y'all got like a favorite cat?
These are the cats that be out here?
Yeah, me and all of them.
Oh, okay. That's my cat, Oliver.
Oliver, are you okay?
It's about all of my favorites.
I got some baby ones.
He got baby ones.
They running around here?
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Come on.
I tried to adapt someone else's tool when it's on,
and so he's like, oh, I can't do it.
Because it was hot, and I was like, oh, sorry.
You see his shirt?
I'll show that to him.
Black shirt.
you
I'm telling you, she can cut off her arm, she'll only hurt me.
but she's marrying off, yeah, chill out.
What?
Oh, he trying to, he about to get a spread of overly jammed.
I don't like that, bruh.
You gotta play out, you gotta play out.
I might be doing it, I might be doing it.
You got a spread already.
He gave us a spread, bruh.
That was, that was all the issue.
That was the issue.
oh yeah
damn
oh my god
we got to get that nigga bro
He got to
Come on.
Always happy, Wolf.
It's okay.
You got it, man?
Good, man.
What you doing, man?
Oh.
Let me give you a doofus.
What up, man?
I'm gonna turn it on, you know.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Come here, Cole.
We're hanging.
Good little boy.
Look.
You chin up, bro?
you
I ain't gonna lie
Hey, what's up?
I'm probably sure
I ain't gonna lie
Man, that play is good
Jack, I ain't gonna lie
I've been saying this since 2020
He's been on probation since I was low
Watching wire and teeth
That's crazy
That's crazy, Jack
Man, uh
Listen, listen, listen
Wait a minute, I got some kittens.
You got cats?
I got some really pretty cats.
Hello Pitbulls.
I got like, I don't bring them, but like, few accidents have happened.
I give away by family members close players
There are some here to play this song
Check, you think she will be anywhere with literally a bucket of big plate on top?
Oh, she shuffling? Oh, she breaking it?
Yeah, she's cutting everything.
It's a ritual.
That's it. It's a ritual every time.
You eat that in your ritual?
You got anything you do like this on some light
Like a free throw with you a chat
Nothing you do every day
I
No.
Where you got it from?
Top of the dead.
No.
You don't want that?
We don't do it like that.
Listen to me how we play right here, bro.
Run that shit.
What's with that?
You just threw that out?
Not right.
He started it with that shit.
That's what we did, bro.
We had the first part out.
Yeah.
What?
I don't have shit.
Yeah.
You got somebody in here.
Oh, shit.
All right.
All right, I'm gonna drop this little ugly man.
Kyle, I need this fat ass shit.
Fuck.
Boom.
Go ahead, Greg.
I had to put that phone down right there.
Oh, then she's gonna have to do the secret right there.
And that's gonna be cool if you don't put the phone down.
That's how it's gonna work.
Yeah.
Keep doing it.
I'm gonna get on the phone right there.
What's that?
Everybody dance until I want to be young.
Oh
That's what I'm gonna do.
Drive down, get behind, let them pause and I will.
Come on, man.
Go in, look at that.
Come on, man.
You can cheat it, right?
Hey, stop looking.
Talk about it.
I'm trying to help out.
Let me help you out
If you want that, you can play that
Oh wait, Lucy though
Damn
You win again
Yeah, you want to drop it on us?
Shut up, dammit man!
Fuck you, fuck you, come on in.
That's a KKK.
KKK, man.
They got a KKK on my ass, where?
Fuck!
Check.
Yeah, what's the thing I'm gonna get first?
No.
Oh.
Oh, this thing.
No.
Oh.
No
No, no, no, everybody dropping on this.
Fuck.
Fuck off.
I'm gonna get dressed in the office.
I play giving as an office.
Wait, hold on, though.
Come back right up.
I can drop right off on one-two though, right?
Maybe pick them cars up, man.
Fuck one-two.
Fuck that shit up, man.
Fuck.
Get in the car.
Bye-bye, sisters.
You got that?
It's been a long year.
It's been a great minute for me.
you
I
Was a good young boy you want to hear
What happened?
They ain't brought us to the eatin'
They can't stay shitin' y'all got these
raw burgers and stuff like that
No, they don't eat out of it
They ain't got atein'
And the burgers
They were pickin' at it
Nah, he had that one in
We don't care
Pick the fast, they got him in the bag
Who is that?
I don't know who's trying to do it.
Who are you?
I don't know how are you?
Yeah, there you go.
Jay B.
It's okay to try and break it.
Wait, so if I was going, is it less than everything that you've ever done?
Yeah.
All you've ever done.
You're a pretty man.
Is it lower than yours?
Yeah.
Is that your mouth?
No.
Is that your mouth?
Yeah.
Is that your mouth?
Yeah.
Is that your mouth?
Yo, watch out for this nigga, he's hitting Instagram bro.
What's up?
What?
Bro, this shit too big.
Bro, you gonna drop that too far?
You got too far?
...
Pick up this.
Just shut it.
Yeah, you're great.
You got it.
Like, don't go off like that, but
if your car is up in the air...
Yeah, sure, I got it.
...
The more rides you get, the less
your chances of down.
I
You're too early.
Hi.
Yo, what's up?
How are you?
I'm good, sir.
What up, Chad?
Yo, Chad, we trying to...
Hold on.
It's gonna be my day.
Hold on, hold on.
I need to watch the video.
I know a lot, man.
Oh, why are you looking at me like that, huh?
you
Yeah, go save him.
Go save him.
Hey.
Yeah, that's the artery.
Yeah, it was the stuff to my artery.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the order. Yeah, it was the stuff to order.
Wait, is it still playing?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Ah, they killed me, bro, right on the top.
What's up, bro?
What?
What are you doing?
What's that, man?
Yeah, it was a prank.
A prank.
Come on, man.
They have a good bucket.
Because the reptile stores out here, they have a good bucket.
I'm here for the Christmas Celsius Energy Trace.
That's legal in Texas, so probably legal in Florida.
We're going to change the timing of work.
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It's just like working late, but obviously it's the leaner.
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Okay, my go
Why am I listening to a potato
Yeah, look
Do I want to pick up that
Wow, what a force!
This is a lot of...
I'm gonna put this on 5 or 5...
This...
I'm gonna put this on 3 or 5 or 5...
This...
I'm gonna put this on 3 or 5...
I'm gonna put this on 5 or 5 or 5 or 5...
This is close.
Wait!
Oh, ah!
What you looking at?
I'm looking at shit
I took one down
You can put another one
She hit me yeah, no yeah, you can't do it again. You can do it again. You can do it again
What the fuck?
Yo
Yo, this ain't got like two aces or some shit or two twos, do not drop unless you got some low shit.
Go it in.
I'm gonna go to court after this chat.
I can't be the only one twisting, yeah, you better get it.
I mean, I feel a little bit, I guess.
Chat.
For my chat, I feel also a lot of it.
If we go in for that, unfortunately, that doesn't mean that it's like a lot.
There's nothing that I can hear about it.
So, he can't tell us by seeing the time, so this one of those celebrities will have a shot at the time, not anybody, but he left, so, what are you gonna do?
He's awkward, you know?
Well, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, we're picking it up.
That was the most random NPCs I've ever seen.
Now, here we go!
Yay!
Okay, so what is real?
Uh, I didn't look at it, but we went in.
Okay.
You got hit?
I would have been able to drop.
Stupid ass, nothing.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
Okay, you take care of it.
Do niggas know how to take it?
I
Done
Y'all want to run a space I don't know how to play space
I might want to see where the court's at
I got a lot of the core.
A lot of the core.
What if you don't got a ball?
I got a ball.
I brought one.
You got the game.
GG, bro.
I'm drunk.
I'm about to hoop drunk.
Yeah, no, no.
Get a shot.
I got a few.
I'll take two.
I gotta pee though.
Hey, they need to take shots before we go because I can't be the only one.
I can go in the park now probably.
This right in the bathroom is a park.
Mine, mine, mine.
Oh wait, hold on, I got you.
Hey, do you want to take shots of this too?
I gotta catch up so you need more than one shot.
All right, hold on, hold on, she needs a basket.
Yeah!
What a crazy voice.
That's so unlucky, man.
It sucks so much. It's really hard to not think about it, Chad. I won't lie to you.
And in situations like that too, there's nothing you can do besides offer to buy it,
and that's a whole other can of words.
That sucks.
You know, she got special privileges, you know. Honestly, do what you like, you pee outside.
I ain't lying. I'm just gonna fuck with you.
You're gonna use the bathroom.
I'm just gonna let you pee outside.
Luckily, you know, usually we pee outside, man, you know.
Well heard shit, man, damn shit, you know.
Got shit, man.
Only two boys, man.
Thank you, Chief Moodie, man.
Only two boys on top, man.
This the guy I'm calling on, on SoundCloud, YouTube, man.
Y'all hear this shit, man.
This shit, this bro, this shit.
This is going off the rails.
Yeah, look, this is going off the rails.
Here we go.
Some of this shit, man.
Yeah, I ain't a lot of fun.
Yo, he's a joke, man.
Woo!
OG O'Flappie Santa, where are you?
Like, where are you?
I'm just gonna grab a drink.
Oh, great.
You got a cup?
Come here, shit.
You got a cup?
A cup?
A cup.
You got a cup?
Come on, shit.
You got a cup?
Mello wouldn't want it any other way.
Katie wouldn't want it any other way.
You feeling it?
I'm about to go out there, drop.
Hey, game 15, I'm dropping three, four buckets.
Two, each for two, eight points.
I'm not moving shifted, bro.
Bro, I got the bones off.
I thought those were toeshoes first.
Real ball knowers know too, every rebound I get,
I'm grabbing it, I'm saying, fuck out of here.
Put that this back up?
Yep.
Nah, even on defensive boards,
I'm just going to be like, fuck out of here.
My hero did that.
Let me know who my hero
These might say Taylor Swift, but in this context, they should know
Hello
Even though I don't play like it, but
Okay, okay, I'm a cross like mix between three players specifically
Because you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You need to guess, right?
But it's like, I'm going to make between Carmelo and Anthony.
Yeah, you got to like spread the chart out.
Yeah.
My chart is just a different percentage of Carmelo Anthony,
J.R. Smith, and Josh Smith.
You know, I'm going to make between the two.
Yeah.
You can figure out, like, what's the difference
Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, I have to say that.
Because that's interesting.
It's a great mix.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I love Lupa.
And like, recently, Josh has developed a little bit
of a Lupa game.
Like a Lupa Donch type of game.
So, we're going to test that out tonight.
Who would you say you play the most like?
I'm trying to remember the name, I fucking forgot.
Tony Snell.
Let's drop the doppelganger, Tony Snell?
Already?
No, I peed.
You peed?
Yeah.
Who was that old dude?
I peed.
I'm so happy for you.
Thank you.
You're a mark.
Nice.
Mr. Fundamentalist.
What about who we played for the most time?
Tim Duncan?
Yeah, Tim Duncan.
I'm sorry, I forgot Tim Duncan.
Okay, you're Tim Duncan type.
I'm gonna play like the Marcus Aldridge.
I'll play like Bam
You play like Bam
Oh, yeah, I forgot I need a body that I don't go long. I need to buy that check Lizzie. They got 12 inch glicks though
Why is that what you heard
I heard some crazy shit, did you say?
Bro, I see that 12 inch wiener in this bitch.
You still said a crazy cause, right?
Yeah, we going burger and wiener.
I think we go wiener in this one.
Actually, who about the whole two of you?
I took like three shots, I'm kind of blasted.
I'm not blasted, but like...
I don't know, a burger would hit right now.
I'm not gonna fall on it.
anymore because one time I had him like double barrel that works and like now
they're calling me the Gleeter
I
Yeah, we got a kitchen.
Oh, bro.
Run it up.
Yeah, run it.
Oh, yeah.
Here you go.
Hey, hold on.
What is your number, man?
Right here.
I'm the motherfuckin' cook.
I got a house.
Hey, big shit.
That's that special sauce y'all taste on the food that's the same shit I put on the car tire
Hey, if you could be any animal, hear me out. We could be any animal in a while. What animal would you be for a day?
I'm the big man right now.
Yeah, I'm the man right here.
Chad, what you choosing, Chad?
What you choosing for?
Otter.
Otter?
You could be any animal for a day.
Why'd you pick otter?
The giant sea otter.
My favorite animal.
Yeah, dog.
A dog for a day?
Like it has to be some interesting shit?
No, it doesn't have to.
You can see it's a dog, but like...
I want to survive at the end of it.
But it's the day, you know what I'm like.
If you can survive a day, I saw him like, you.
If you can survive a day, I'm like a rabbit in the wall.
Yeah, I just run away from it because it's a scarf.
That's a white rabbit?
No.
You get white belt?
No.
Who catching me?
Who?
Falcons.
Subbassion of the niggas.
No, you're not.
I'm cooking in the niggas.
You can't even see them.
They're in the sky.
A hare.
A rabbit.
Nothing's catching me.
A white one, though.
Have you seen a peregrine falcon?
What did you say, a hare?
Yo, have you seen a peregrine falcon?
Oh, what did you say?
No, I ain't choose rabbit.
Somebody said a hare.
No, I ain't gonna be a hare.
I was here saying, what would you choose?
Yeah, I said a hare, but I didn't choose that.
I was just talking.
Wait, I didn't even know the pic was real.
Oh
You'll be a lot
Oh, I'm all dragon. I'm all dragon. Yeah, I'm cool
Saying crazy
Why
Hey, bro, what animal you before they
Apex predator, bro, ain't nobody telling no tiger you gonna survive that
That's why they do apex
They talk
Elephant's chillin. I'm gonna have lion scratching at my ankles and shit
He said what they like human like
No, I never look in the elephant booty hole
He said his ass
Eyes!
Oh, I swiped like that.
Eyes, huh?
No, what, what, what are elephant eyes?
No, no, no, that's what it is.
That's what it is, it sounded like.
Wait, what are elephant eyes look like?
Man, I'm like, eww.
Oh, they look like they're like, oh.
I'll just turn this in.
I'm on kick, right?
Elephant look like they be your eyes, but what?
What are they looking at, huh?
You get me pride?
You ain't never been to the Swamp Shots.
There's elephants at the Swamp Shots?
Yeah.
What?
Oh, I was going to say, yeah, here's the thing, I asked him what animal would he breed for a day.
He said a red ant.
Why?
Because they're hard-working.
I said a red ant, I said a fire ant.
A fire ant.
They give it.
Okay.
That fire didn't even feel like it.
You don't fire it.
Yes, you have them here.
That's how I thought it was.
He said, and they're some hard-working motherfuckers.
That's true.
You said he's had a tiger.
What'd you say?
A panda?
Yeah, a panda.
What animal would you be for a day?
A flamingo?
Why flamingo?
They swag you?
What animal would you be for a day?
A penguin?
What penguin?
They be out there fucking
They be fucking?
I go a lot.
I've been depressed all the time.
You be a rabbit?
Yeah, like Bugs.
He's a swaggy.
He is a swaggy.
What would you be for that?
Like a...
Dragonfly.
Why?
Because they're fast and...
They're boring.
They're not boring.
Dragonfly's lifespan is not wrong.
One of your eyes is squinting a little bit.
I'm going to be a little bit.
Nah, you just have some crazy, you want to be a dragon fly.
What the fuck?
What's up?
Yeah, I watched Sesame Street going up, huh?
Yeah?
You didn't realize...
What the character is mean?
What do the characters mean in Sesame Street?
Big Bird.
What was he there? Huh?
What the fuck?
That's the one.
Big Bird.
I know what a bird is.
I know what it like.
I understand what you're saying.
There you have it, uh, Snuffle Luffa.
Yup.
Snuffle Luffa because he's on heroin.
Goddamn.
Snuffle Luffa get what our heroin was?
He was.
I knew he was a black bird.
Like, he was always like, like he was tired.
Like I said, he wasn't getting up to sleep.
I don't know what
was a pimp
What about Elmo though?
Elmo to school.
Elmo swaggy.
He was a game over, buddy.
Wait.
What's up about Bertie and Ernie?
I thought it was Bertie and Ernie.
Actually, wait, wait.
There ain't no biggers over there.
Wait, you think Bertie and Ernie were gay?
There are no.
OK.
All right.
I thought he was a orthologist, Trout.
Turns out he's just a little bit homer.
Uh-huh.
Oh my god.
Overly, yeah.
I ain't gonna lie, they get no hoes.
They don't know what no hoes are.
No hoes are good.
They turn.
Murray Honey was gay, they said.
Great Blue Herons, my lord.
Just Herons in North America.
If you live in the U.S., you might be able to find it in your own state.
Super opportunistic.
They'll eat anything as small as frogs and tiny fish.
So what do I mean? He already? Check.
So what do I mean? He already? Three hoes.
I need another shot. Come with me to the car.
I don't know, do you have a bottle in the car? Yeah, I got you.
Oh, you have the app?
I can't open this stupid door or this stupid car.
How is it? I hate this.
Oh my god, this car is so stupid.
Chad, can you imagine crashing out and not being able to slam your door?
Because the way you open it is by pushing a button and the button is connected to an app.
Like I would rather die, I'm serious.
You'd rather die?
That's not!
You are so lucky that we're online right now.
What? What would you do?
That's what I thought.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's one more on the floor.
Yeah, you know what's funny about me and Amy?
We have this bit that I hate him.
That's not a bit you do.
That's not a bit. You do AB. That's not a bit.
That's not a bit.
I do genuinely not like him.
Yeah
Because I'm about to get my revenge on the court
He said he was a quarterback
Okay
We don't have video evidence
No one said that.
First of all, let's just be careful because the last thing they seen of me was crazy.
I got some more perfect video scripts.
Okay, what's up?
He actually be making movies and shit.
He an actor and shit.
Mike, we could use you in some...
Wait, don't let the chat hear this.
We could use you in some scripts.
What type of shit you be having going on?
Alright, for real, I be making like little movie scripts and stuff like that.
Like tattoos and shit like that.
But like I got a movie coming up. It's like 50 cent how he get power, but in a twist
club we're gonna be bringing this shit here and we're gonna make this shit where it's
dope.
So you say you can act. Do a scene with me right now?
Why don't you chat and just say you care a lot.
Do a scene with me right now.
Alright chat, what's the scene we doing? What scene are we doing? Give us a pump.
Chat is saying hold on they're gonna do it right now
Everybody who below bit
Gay couple no no no gay besties he did rivalry
That's what they're saying okay, they said no no no no we're not doing that when I do that what?
Let's do that
Star-cross love you buddy
Oh
Mike
Scared him bro
He should have had that whole scene
Magic Mike. That was not me dude. Oh, whatever a fuck. Oh, nobody said I had bother
You see you're making stuff up. No, no, you said so it's all your brain. That's not on me
Yeah, you did quick
I'm 3-0 with him, 1-0.
She lied. You know, she lied.
Hey, y'all ready to bounce?
You ready to who?
Yeah, yeah.
I think he scored a point.
Oh, Tom.
Oh, see, she looked like she didn't want to play basketball.
She won a game with Tom.
She lied though.
They're good at the court.
She lied.
I don't know. Yo, Greg! What a quarter!
Yeah, like, this way, ain't it?
It's this way.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Is walking business?
I'm gonna grab the button ball. I'm gonna grab the ball.
I don't know.
You got nothing?
Yeah, I got nothing.
You got anything, Philby?
You got nothing?
I got a bunch of niggas.
That's what I'm saying, pal.
I got a bunch of niggas.
What's going on?
No.
I pour another shot at you.
I can't do nothing about niggas, they're unpredictable
they're just niggas, thank you
I'm gonna go to my brother's kitchen and cook.
Alright, baby.
I'm gonna go grab it at this time.
You don't want to go to the fucking toilet?
No.
I'm gonna go tell the West.
I'm gonna go walk in this one, man.
Is it what?
I'm gonna go walk in this one.
Isn't it?
Is it walking?
This is our normal grid.
I'm gonna go walk in this one.
It's right there.
I'm gonna go to my brother's kitchen.
Go throw it in there.
Go here, go in there.
Why did that dude just say that?
I didn't hear what he said.
I'm about to go to the toilet.
I didn't hear what you said, I'm not gonna lie, I sound like Terry as a boy.
It's a Terry.
Don't hit me.
What are you talking about?
I can't hate niggas, bro.
They're gonna put their eyes on LSF or everything.
I'm gonna start having a sense of style.
I'm gonna hit that meatbone quick.
Well, once it hits the backpack, it's already gone, but if I get to the end
dress, I can hit it before the feed catches up.
Show this.
So this whole shit is why you can't let your cat like just roam free outside cuz like there's no other animals here besides cats
Yo, I'm in these big ass. I've been soft 14 Tim's run. Okay 13
Yes
They lose fuck. I hear your foot shifting around in it, right?
It's right
You know
Bro that literally happened out of no, and it brought it because bro
What are you gonna do? But I think he did we're doing wrong because he said you know what niggas are gonna think because that's what he said
well
We've gotten unlucky a few times on the street, but the important thing
is the vibes
and
Whether or not our shot is on point out there tonight
All the matters shot is that I hit some threes tonight, yeah, bro. That's the second plane. We've seen this load
Order
That's all that matters
Thank God I had a preference there saying this is a monument. I told you they had a town in Jacksonville
I liked when the older guy was talking about great blue herons and how opportunistic they
are and how it's one of the most common widespread herons in America.
Yeah, that's actually a great conversation.
Yeah.
That's actually great dialogues.
Yo, Jordan, I'm telling you right now, I'm picking you on my team and I'm not moving
here.
My boots are size 13 and we're just doing our play.
My brother is just another me, bro.
I'm wearing slides.
Love it.
I fucking love it.
Just scream for me and we can read.
Hey, bro.
I'm getting that pass.
Trying not to roll my shit again.
You can't saw me.
Put it on.
Oh, I see.
You're an incredible priest.
What's the foot that runs on the streets?
You be going to prayer with priest?
Oh, yeah.
And moss?
Yeah.
And moss?
Yeah.
You got the moss with greed?
Of course, man.
I gotta get him like the whole fifth dog.
Get him like the insets.
I'm glad he's taking, you know, taking up to that, like, a higher, like, self-perfect
man.
That's my god, man.
I'm gonna get him wrong there.
You don't want rage.
He doesn't have any good views.
Aw.
Yeah, I'm saying it's still game.
They can't shoot you there, so if you stand and kill them.
I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna
put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put,
Yeah, I'm saying it's still, gang.
They can't shoot either, so if you stand and show them.
I'mma put them.
I got a shit card here.
I'm gonna send you that shit.
You know, like, the hardest, most of them, huh?
What?
I need a ball.
I'm gonna move.
Yeah, I know.
Shit.
Yeah, I'm about to start dunking that shit.
Yeah.
Hell, yeah.
I'm about to play.
I relax.
Watch this.
All of us, we be flying.
I ain't gonna lie.
Especially this man right here.
He the biggest, he the biggest flock.
Am I?
Oh, man.
His name is Aimee Ha.
Aimee Ha?
He's flying high.
Shit.
You gotta Aimee Ha to get him out of the sky.
Since I killed people in the military.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Yeah, he was in the military.
I ain't gonna lie.
Hey, shout out to the military.
Shout out to veterans out there.
Oh.
He said that sounded like a black Morgan Wildman.
I need something bro.
I don't know.
Hey!
My foot moves around in this bitch.
I forgot my drink.
Say goodbye.
Did I tell you?
Yeah.
Hopefully, next to the end, they can just run in there.
Hood niggas don't chat. You kept your dick no hood niggas don't get it?
Me and none of my friends condone that.
Okay? You don't condone none of that shit ever in life.
And no reality, as long as you know.
Please and thank you.
Alright, chat.
I've seen your life. I don't think that will affect you.
I won't lie to you and say that I don't feel alcohol right now.
3 in a row.
me and my are captains.
I pick first you get ball first.
This court kind of small look though.
If we do half court, if we do half court we do floors or some shit max.
Five is half court.
Five, four, half court, yeah.
Fives is.
Get it in.
I'll play four.
Now four is game.
Five, four.
Five, and now if you play fives, I can't do half court.
I got you a four.
I've heard, you got a 34.
Yeah, four is game.
We could draft our team and then we
could watch them play over here.
OK.
Yeah, good plan.
I got money on here.
Thank you.
I'll pick Jordan.
OK.
We're doing four, so pick three people.
Mark.
Mark, you're on my sleeve.
I got aim high.
Oh, shit.
Greg, you playing?
Right, bro.
I'm wearing a shirt.
I can't beat you, bro.
I'm wearing the same shirt.
Yeah, like, hold on, bro.
Like, you might as well.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got, you got more.
Mark, come here.
Uh, Kelso.
Oh, you got Kelso?
Yeah.
I got, y'all niggas who?
This nigga definitely, uh, Dolly.
Yeah, come on.
Over you
You troll it
the best way.
YAY!
Are you bad?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yo, this is the only nigga in Hoopin!
I TIRE!
Yo, Jordy, you got a nisnick again.
I don't know, bro. I'm not moving.
I gotta guard the laziest nicking, because I'm not moving.
That's great. Forrest. Yeah, I've got mine.
Yeah, I like that.
No ball.
If you can you probably can't let's last minute so don't stress it
You got it
Yes, I do
Okay, so we're going to eat.
I can get it.
Let me get a stove.
Anybody want to stop here?
You might not need to go.
Jordan, right?
Yeah, he's trying to shoot.
Wait, where did Jordan get to shoot that ball?
I'm not running.
That one counts or that one counts?
That one counts. That one counts.
It does count.
That one's a 4v3.
You're responsible and it counts.
That one's a 4v3. That one counts.
That point don't count.
Oh my god!
Come on up, you can't move.
Your new Bistar range is a 50.
It's a very special opportunity.
Sign up for all of our brush tech.
Come on up.
Whoa!
Oh my God!
My arm is on fire!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
You taking it on his head like that?
You laid it on his head like that?
Damn, Maya!
Maya, nice!
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Good boy!
Oh!
Let's go!
Don't push me.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I need to warm up.
I see that.
Hey, zero, zero.
I'm getting lucky.
Who are we to lead?
Hell, the 4v3 game.
Who won that sheet score?
Oh, wait, she's in the left.
She's in the left.
Oh, you made it out of there.
I forgot.
What up, what up, what up?
I forgot my part, that's me.
I love it.
Oh, there you go!
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Ahhhhh!
Come on!
I'm gonna shoot it!
Oh!
Ah!
Look forward, Mark.
Let me see.
Oh!
Hey, what's wrong?
Go get your phone back.
I'll call them back.
There you go.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
I ain't never seen it.
Oh
What?
Yeah, whatever you play, just a second.
11, it's four.
Oh, that's a good one.
I ain't gonna let my dog call foul.
He said he ain't won, he said foul.
Hold on.
My dog said foul, now they ain't won.
Come on, he said foul.
I know, but we need to call on rules.
All right, man, bro.
We got two of them?
Yeah.
One more!
Oh my goodness!
I thought you were more.
They just do a track and they're gonna bring the force?
You're all right.
Hey, look!
Oh, shoot it!
Oh, look!
This side, this side, this side.
Oh, you're fine.
Go, go, go.
Come on.
Let's go.
I want to find you.
Let's go.
We're going 7, 10.
Let's check.
No, not too fast.
No, we don't have that purple.
10-1-0.
Bring it out.
Hey there.
Hey there, sir.
My God.
Okay, fourth leg.
Oh, you open.
Get my man.
Four, yo.
Oh.
Back, back, back.
I don't want you to laugh on baby.
I got out there, I don't want your fuck on baby.
We ever let the baby go look crazy.
Step it up, man.
Step it up.
Get out!
Oh no!
Bye bye!
Sorry.
I'm a low-fowl. I got to slam like three times.
Whoa!
What's up?
I'm on DJ.
Hey, hey, hey.
See him. See him. See him. See him.
Big left.
Stop.
Oh!
Good step through, man.
3-2-1.
Good step through.
2-3.
Oh!
2-3.
Oh!
2-3.
Oh!
2-3.
Oh
I can't see anything.
Uh huh.
I can't hit you.
Hi, soy.
Hey, hey.
Oh, hey.
Hey, soy.
Hey.
I
Okay!
I'm all for it.
Small town mystery pockets.
Only to realize that every single time later...
Let's get sober.
You guys, come on.
Let's get sober.
Alright, so let's go to five.
Let's go to five.
Let's go to three, bro.
What about it?
It's my credit card.
No, it's that one.
It's a live race from top providers.
It's my credit card.
It's right inside the mystery...
What are you doing?
Right from the top.
the only way to get started.
Aim on the right.
Off they go.
Oh my god.
One of us.
That's right.
That's a shitless dog.
I want to be large.
That's right.
Right, George?
Get out of my hand and then get it again.
No, no, that's wrong.
I'll be out of basketball beyond.
I'll be really bad at basketball.
Good ball, Vinny.
You've got to get this thing, man. Get this thing. Get the rope. Get the rope.
Get the rope, get the rope.
Don't get carried away!
I'm not here right now, I'm coming here.
One, one.
I'm gonna have my first throw up.
All right, ball on.
Oh
Get it in there, go get that rebound, there we go.
Get it down.
Come on, game.
On to the board, let that nigga with the glasses shoot.
Let Greg shoot every time.
Go.
Come on, come on.
Go.
I know you lost.
Damn, bro.
Guard up, guard up, guard up.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, watch out.
Yeah!
One, two, three!
Five, no row.
One, one!
Look up, we start turning up right here.
Yes, Josh.
Get us, Josh, you're here again.
Shit!
Welcome back.
Hey guys, what's up guys?
I'm the captain of the bodybuilder.
I made it for three, five, four, three,
I'm the captain of the bodybuilder.
Oh
Come on!
Stay, stay, stay!
Oh!
Good shot!
Let's go Tim!
Mr. Spongebob, let's go Tim!
Oh, I thought you were rolling.
Oh my bad.
That's magic.
Back four.
Ah!
Seven, seven, seven.
Six, eight, nine, 10.
Go, go, go.
Six, eight, nine, 10.
Go, go, go.
Four, go, go, go.
Four, nine, 10.
Go, go, go, go.
Six, eight, nine, 10.
One, two, three, four.
Five.
One, two, three, four.
Let's go. Stop rolling. Everything's warm.
That's our goal.
That's Laura.
Get Jordan.
Jordan, Jordan. Over here.
I got my sport bro.
Just give me the overpass.
Just to destroy this damn sport.
Sucker.
I got no knees, guys.
I got no knees.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm soaked.
Wabbit.
What's up, A?
Fuck it, I didn't worry about it.
Mellow!
Yeah!
Oh!
That's my fucking dog, nigga.
My fucking dog, nigga.
Fuck.
My nigga ain't him, nigga.
My fucking shooter, urra, urra, nigga.
Oh, oh, oh, fuck.
Whee!
I'd like to remind everybody that I'm the only one
who points on the board for my team.
I fucking shoot a urra, urra, nigga.
Hey, I volunteer.
My fucking urra.
Sockers next to him.
God, I'm fucking up a throw up.
Don't do that about Trump, brother.
They out there sitting there, they sure gonna stand seeing you, man.
Nah, nah, nah, you got them boys, man.
Puss with Jimmy.
You sit down with me.
Yeah.
I
Was looking out of money, you know, I could do shit
Oh, that's so not worth it. No, no, no, no, I don't think it's anything like that. I don't like the level
There's not something I don't think I'm gonna feel tomorrow
It's just
Wow child, what do you think?
Let me fucking suck
Chag got slapped in the fucking mouth three times.
Really?
I don't call no fouls, I ain't pussy.
I didn't get slapped in the mouth at all.
I don't know how to go down.
One of them I thought got hit in the head.
I got slept on.
That's why I was like, are you okay?
Dude, I was on the ground, like hands on the ground.
My hand got still bumped.
But that's okay.
All right.
If I look, you want to work with one another one.
It's a three.
Two and two.
It's a three.
Dude, we're bad.
We're bad.
We're really bad.
We're bad as fuck.
fake room no the rims really bad not even that it's a level it roll the fucking
real women's 10 feet it's like 10 and 8 something 816 some shit come over come
over what you think of that game the room is fine it no the rim the room's
bad I won't lie the rim is bad it's it's kind of tough but we're also really bad
like terrible if we just if we were just all that takes is one week in the gym
though one week get some shots up if they were all swishes you wouldn't have to
worry about them at all you know but none of them are so you see the confidence
I that was inside him how I'm not playing I say he was gonna hit that
I'm kind of mad, I'm as angry as a boy, so I'm gonna do this guy's thing wrong, what the f**k
God?
Wait, where were the DJ's like?
Wait, what was the DJ's like?
You were so far from the speaker.
Are you talking about the bike?
DJ's ass. Oh, I go lie. That's that's certain trenches and Broward thing. They
speech it up to check one shit. No, this dude just hit five threes in a row.
Get the hell out of here!
Oh my God!
I want over three, but everybody walk away.
I don't want to go to the bathroom right now.
Destroy the DJ.
They're playing once.
I
Like that DJ play hot that thing on shut the DJ bro
I want her on please
So that one more left in me to the trunk is going away. Yeah same
In the beginning I was so fucking fried
How's it take a hand on the chassis?
No, this is a really nice party.
I gotta dip.
Bye.
Thanks.
Bye.
I drank alcohol and I played basketball. That's kind of what I came for.
That... that...
Yo, that nigga booty hole's out!
He's working the whole thing out!
His ass crust was actually out. Like his asshole.
Look, look, look his ass!
No, I'm not gonna look at it. I don't...
Look, Colisees?
Stop!
He's being a little...
Well, that nigga long-haired book, I look like a aim-high book, right?
Hey, what does split fat mean?
What does that mean?
You say who got it?
Jordan, run the ones with me real quick.
I'm already questioning why.
Do you really feel like doing that?
Jordan, if you guys go to three, you're going to be gone in like two seconds.
I can't shake you.
You just lay it on one.
Just go to one.
Okay.
To one.
I got to piss off for this, so.
That's fine.
Oh, should we do Dribble Limit?
Should we do Dribble Limit?
There's just four Dribbles.
Four Dribbles?
That's crazy.
That's how you really play one.
Three.
I feel like I have to contest that, but alright.
You're good to contest it.
Oh my god!
Ah! I don't know how to lay up anymore, what's up?
Did I get too strong?
I'm only gonna lay up though, I gotta get my lay up back.
Hey, what was that?
What are you doing?
Nice!
Can you pull off?
My turn?
Ah!
Can I go in?
Yeah
Oh, we're doing four dribbles.
How many dribbles did I do?
Fuck, I don't have any dribbles.
Yes!
Gordon, step through.
You can step through on my ass every time.
Right. Fake ass rim.
Yeah, no more dribbles.
My left hand
Fucking job
It's all five of them shot a ball at my feet.
Ugh!
Okay.
Yeah, it's a little five.
Oh no, the wind was here, bro.
I felt it.
I'm going to fucking...
Can we check?
What?
Good looking.
That's a 20.
Hey Jordan, that's your shot.
That's your shot though.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Ah!
Last thing!
I'm moving a slow motion.
Here you are.
I can't move, bro.
I'm supposed to...
throw this at the point.
Yeah dude, he's a fucking idiot.
What do you think you're playing against?
Shut up, I'll lower it and hit the shot.
I'm so goddamn athletic dude.
I'm deadass, bro.
Wait, hey, you should have seen I-Loki.
It's like I'm higher, a little crossfaded right now,
but I deadass seen a man from fucking the upper
little northwest Idaho fucking...
Oh, the son of a...
He was back, offensive linemen.
You're slidin' up, you're slidin' up.
You're slidin' up, you're slidin' up, you're slidin' up, you're slidin' up.
I'm actually genuinely sweating. I'm like four shots in. I'm fine though.
See today? I guess humidity man. That Florida humidity. Yeah, I guess it's crazy. Dude,
as soon as I put on the backpack, I'm getting sorry and my back was just so...
When I went past you, it felt like I was behind my PC.
It was like a furnace, like blowing fire at me.
Yeah, wait, the sides.
One of these fully-sized is a fan.
It's so hot.
That's not your idea.
You guys playing to one?
No, to five.
Okay, what's the score?
One, three, one.
Okay.
Three, two, or one?
One.
No, two, one.
Oh!
You got gravel.
Right.
What should it take?
I didn't get the layoffs in that chapter. I lost it. And he got a more zesty wrist.
Oh, no.
It's going on.
Nah, actually, it's going on.
No, that's it.
Keep down.
Oh, next one.
Next one, wait.
All right.
One more in the grill.
You got it.
You got it in my head, thanks.
We got to get back at this door. We got to get back in it.
Where's the chelots?
I just shot three of these fishes bro. That's just a speck of it.
Just piss me off.
I need grip to blow right.
Hold on up.
Yeah, that's your spot.
Really?
Why are you hitting me for that board?
I cannot cross hitting that room.
Oh!
Swish that shit.
Come on.
I used to lose weight, Jordan.
You can't slap the shit out of my hand.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
You're a slave.
Ow!
Good shot.
I'm going to take three.
Yeah, let's go and win this.
It doesn't matter.
Let's go and score.
Oh, oh my God.
My God.
I'm going to take three.
I'm going to score.
Let me see something.
I'm going to take three.
One shot, you know it.
One shot.
I can't run.
I can't I could have get to a quick enough again try do too much
You can dribble slower, but I don't know, slower but more hesitation.
He's one of you to point this.
Like you can't explode it all like that.
No, bro.
Just piss me off.
It was right here.
I'm just gonna give it a shot.
I thought you were gonna do it.
It's a good thing.
I'm gonna give it a 4-drill.
I just give it a 2-dab each other.
I didn't even aim.
I'm gonna give it a shot so I can pop it.
What the fuck?
Hey, what?
What?
Glad on a pleasure.
What the fuck?
Hey, what?
How about we have to throw it away?
The creatures.
What the hell?
I thought.
Did you hear that?
It doesn't matter.
I'm a fat ass.
It's crazy.
I like that take.
I don't know.
That was still down.
Yeah, this man?
Yeah.
Mario, coach me up, man.
Come here.
You take care of that.
You time, man.
Mario, come here.
Come here.
Okay, so this is a 1v1 and this is the last basket.
So the point is to get the ball inside of the orange rim.
So you either got to shoot it or you got to drive and then you have to pull it up.
So which move specifically? Shoot it on the player and drive?
I don't think, I really don't think you should shoot.
I said three-threes.
And I think you should probably take it with your right hand and I think you should hope that he falls over.
Should it be just a straight line and drive? In and out, cross, twain like?
You can try to cross him up.
And then out. You take the legs.
Don't go behind the back and don't go between lines. Just honestly just take him in front of you.
Okay, just get in front of me.
It's as simple as you can and hope for the best.
Fundamentals.
Ah, I got it.
Oh, yes.
Rick, you probably back at the spot.
I'm probably putting a lot on the side over there.
I'm looking for something to do with this.
Mike, see.
I'll highlight you, all right?
I'm gonna tell Speed about you.
Okay?
See you about to the top, Mike.
Look, see what he's got.
What happened?
It's all game.
Let me finish this game real quick.
I do that bitch
I go barefoot, my toes get it stubbed in my shit right now.
Shot or drive?
Lower?
Drive please.
Drive?
Oh God.
I love you.
Runs?
Yeah.
Run on, run.
I love you, good runs.
Yeah, run home.
Wow.
Ah.
Yeah, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm chilling.
Does your knee hurt?
I'm chilling. No, I don't hurt.
Okay.
Feel good.
Okay, feel good. It was great
Feel great
Now I'm healthy as fuck
All right, the surgery worked and shit. Thank you doc
Well, so we don't got the same problem. I should feel good bro
Much you feel great. I'm not swelled up with nothing. Thank you for the coach Mike
Take a shot because you weren't
I'm healthy as fuck chef
Wait, this kind of goes hold on look up. I'm a little stupid
Take take so many looking down though
And get this time
Oh my god!
Oh you need that rematch?
Is that good?
I'll take it, take some more, chef.
Chai, call the good to take the picture.
Thank you, it's important.
You have to, unfortunately, have to drink that again.
I don't even know how to drink that again for the first time in my life.
I got it.
Don't do it.
Man up.
Alright.
You got it?
Yeah, I didn't take it that far.
I think Jed just held the bottle.
Why did I have to put it in my mouth?
Authenticity.
You did okay out there.
Yeah, wait, wait, I just did cardio and washed it down with some kinds of Migos.
You got to see the kids there about this one.
I'm just trying to test something.
I only want something.
No, I want a lot.
I just tried to test something on my knees, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Just testing them out.
You're crazy.
He's driving home cold.
Because you don't end here.
Oh, it's starting.
What, ending?
It's, bro, it's 920, old man.
Ending.
This is how you usually go to bed.
Ending is crazy.
It's 820 my time.
This is the auntie.
920.
Listen.
Chat.
Like I told y'all?
I'm trying to warm you up.
What?
You're going to warm me up.
Oh my God.
You know, Emma's feeling it right now, right?
I'm feeling alcohol right now.
What are you doing?
I think that'll move, that's not gonna work.
What?
Hold on.
One.
What one nothing.
By the way.
One more.
By the way, what's the chat say?
What?
You counting the chat?
That's one nothing.
What's not to count?
What?
What's there not to count?
Chat.
Can we count it, chat?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, they didn't know.
Oh, he was playing one possession.
Oh, my God.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Gotta make clear the rules.
What's 1-0?
1-0.
1-0 Maya.
You're giving me one?
Yeah.
Really?
Are you lying?
No.
Are you going to block it?
No.
You're real.
Ooh, that's me, that's me, that's me!
What? What? What?
That's me, that's me, that's me, that's all chat, that's all right.
I thought the discussion was a big turn.
Why'd you stop and look at me when he did it?
I was looking at him, do something.
And that's two.
She's like Jason Williams' daughter, bro.
Bad work.
No hands, it's crazy.
I'm up 2-0.
What's the game up to?
And that's 3?
That's 3-0.
And that's 3? What are we playing?
3?
Alright, are we playing a 5?
Chad, 3 or 5?
We're playing a 5.
3 or 5?
Go to 5, go to 5.
You're doing all this on a shotgun, aren't you?
Shot, okay.
I'm shooting three times.
Hey, hey, hey.
Here you go.
That's not...
Okay.
I can only jump over a credit card.
Whoa, are we going to chat?
Oh, not our bet.
Oh, my God!
He's so bad.
I just want to remind you it's 4-0, I just want to remind you this is game point and
it could be a shutout.
Just so you know.
She's hitting some shattered bitches with her head, them layups like are not even right
under her.
She's shooting that bitches in that shit.
Thank you.
That's a check.
That's what it is.
That's a check.
I'll do it too.
What?
Just have to run.
Winner plays me, so hurry up.
You and me?
Yeah.
I'll just go with 3.
Next play wins.
Oh
Thank you so much
That's okay
Gets better what the fuck is that? All right, let's go to three. Yeah
Yeah, we're going three.
Can't end like that.
Hey, wait a minute, we should get no breaks, too.
Keep going, keep going.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Everything's a one, Chad,
even though if I hit a two or something.
I used to have a red, but it's all right.
I should ice after this, right?
I'd be at home, too.
But, yes, you should ice it.
This time I like jump and jump it.
Oh yeah!
Fuck, hey bro.
Colson's screaming.
Chats out of scream.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
That one.
I landed on my foot like that somebody
Oh my god, I should have done that later on one
All that.
Yeah.
Everything, come on.
I'm a little tired.
Chad.
I love the water.
I love the water for the people.
Do you guys remember when I shut out and I'm high five zero?
Does anybody remember that? It is just me that remembers that.
There's a bottom of this cusp that's just blocked each other. This is so gross.
You good?
Ew!
Woo!
Save.
Woo! Woo!
Woo! Okay!
Oh!
You're fair!
Thank you for the 20 gifts to Jenny.
Jenny, thank you, honey.
You're not shooting on that side. You can't see that one.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
That's cookie.
Really? That's disrespecting me.
Come on, Mario.
Oh, shit.
My...
F...G.
Oh
Riff call foul.
Is your knee okay?
Yeah.
Ripple! Ripple!
Ripple!
Respect the call.
Is your knee okay?
Yeah.
I fucked this room.
It's the Chinese ceramic side of me.
OK, game point.
It's a single one.
Just one.
Two more.
OK, we can make a basket, please.
It's not in there.
Fuck it.
You need a timeout?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Lie on the back.
Come here, mate.
Oh!
Right in the right.
Oh!
I'm trying to be sexy.
What?
I didn't try to hit the room.
2-1!
2-1.
2-2.
2-1.
No, that's clean.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's clean.
Uh, what the fuck?
Now let her pinch and die.
I don't even need to be hanging. I'm just throwing that bitch up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh
You need some shoes?
I'm so sick of this.
Yeah, that's right.
WMBA.
Whoa! Get it, get it, get it!
I heard you put everything into that.
He has a hundred pounds on him.
That's biggie.
We got him, we got him.
There you go, there you go.
One by two?
One by two or one?
One by two.
One by two?
No, it's game.
All right, good.
Good point.
I get two.
I be testing my knee for one play, bro.
I would hit a single three all day, Chuck.
He touched that, he took that.
He heard it.
That's not all.
Chuck, can we get that?
Oh no, no, no.
I'm going to cheat you, but that was not a phone.
I know.
Let's go.
Step back.
Oh!
That was good.
That was great.
I'm sorry.
Come on, deep in, deep in.
Come on.
You're gonna shoot, and he's gonna shoot.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Fuck me.
Rachel!
Get a shot.
Get it.
Get a fucking shot.
Thank you, Al.
I'm behind.
We got actually trying.
Alright, here we go.
Step back, step back, step back.
Oh, shit.
Ahhhhh!
Oh my god!
Ahhhhh!
She took over the whole court, gang.
I'm sorry.
She took over the whole court, gang.
Yo, you were deemed tingled, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
She ran the whole court, champ.
She beat everybody at the court.
That's the king of the court.
No bullshit, I give up.
She did that.
She's the queen of the court.
I'm tired.
Clean them off, fuck, court.
I'm tired.
She's tired as hell.
Chad, I ain't with a lot.
She might be queen of the brawler courts now.
She might run this motherfucker.
Ferris where they said?
Ferris.
We're 4 and 0.
I mean the Ferris in the Chad.
We're 4 and 0.
You are.
Wow.
Chad, is my good in the hood, bruh?
I'm sweating so much, that's it. I leave tomorrow. Let's see, I'm in Florida.
I'm not crazy. I feel like we do stuff all the time but we really don't. It's really sad.
Man, that was a speed run, gang. Let's go over to the fucking bench real quick.
Ah, shit.
She's got good knees.
Yeah, I saw that.
I thought you needed help by him.
No, I'm good.
All right, you're not too far from the flight.
That would have happened now against flight chat.
Go on, man.
We in Miami, trying to get another ride.
That's not happening.
Chat.
W fuckin' Maya.
This was so fun.
It was the end of the three days.
Even though we both got hold
on both of our respective days.
Yeah, we got it.
Somehow, it was still a movie.
It was still fun.
It's still memorable for me.
Yeah, me too.
Always one of my favorite collabs, yeah.
Always.
Aw.
The Maya.
The Maya fucking wire gang.
Yes!
Thanks for hanging out, guys.
This was a good couple days.
Jeremy and Chad, thank you for pulling up
and watching every single fucking time.
The support is fucking crazy.
Everybody had tuned in, types clicked,
chatted in the fucking community gang,
trolled.
All y'all niggas, bro.
I love y'all niggas, gang.
You guys are really nice.
No matter how many times I get fake mad at y'all niggas,
or real mad at y'all niggas,
Love y'all and fucking Maya and your community.
Thank you for entertaining my bullshit.
I know I'm annoying this fuck.
You understand what I'm saying?
They adjusted.
They always adjusted.
They always do.
They always fucking do.
They adjusted.
They had a good time.
They always fucking do.
I know there was some random shit that happened,
but chat.
What's going on that shit?
All right, that's it.
That's some other shit.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is unlucky.
We're live.
We can't control it.
We can't.
If I could, I would control it.
We would cut that if you did what I'm saying.
But shit happens to you, but thank you for tuning in, Shat.
This is the fucking name.
It really, I'll keep this concise, but it really means a lot to me.
I know you guys, like I know most of you guys in your community anyway.
Like you guys aren't like biologists and like naturalists, ornithologists and all shit.
Oh, shit.
You're a good guy, bro. You said that some shit.
I know you guys aren't like necessarily environmentalists, they're like really into conservation.
And obviously that's my thing, and it's such a special thing to be able to do chill collabs
like with my friends like this, and where it's like fun and funny and engage in like
a fun time, but you guys are still learning something like that's really and it's an
unprecedented thing.
That's why like it's just, I don't know.
I feel like it's something that's never been done before and it's such an honor to be a
person that can bridge that gap between like the natural world and people like you.
So thank you so much for listening and for giving it the time of day and being open and
like learning and being excited about it.
It's actually so cool and it means a lot to me.
So thank you so much.
Are you so good at that?
What?
Like talking and shit.
Like you just...
I got a TED Talk coming up by the way April 4th.
Do you know that?
Let me get a TED Talk.
I'm the first streamer to do a TED Talk.
It's in very...
The tickets are so expensive.
What?
Wait, what?
Ted is a really big deal, bro.
Wait, wait, what type of niggas is going to Ted Talks then?
I don't know.
The cheapest ticket is $13,000.
No, the cheapest ticket is $13,000.
And then it goes up to like $25,000.
What? What type of niggas is going to Ted Talks?
Ted is a really big deal.
It's a really big deal.
And I'm the first room to do a Ted Talk.
talk that I'm doing is entirely about Alvea's saying sure and about how I'm
like bridging this gap between young people on Twitch online and conservation
in the natural world and so this is exactly that's fucking crazy wild that
what the fuck so yeah and that's that's what I'm doing that for and I'm
only in this position because of you guys so thank you so much oh my god yo
W. Myzen, that's history. First streamer ever to host her own tech. That's f**k.
What's wait? What type of people would be attending a TED talk so like, it can't be normal people
that could afford $30,000 worth of tickets.
Older rich people, I'm sure.
Is there like a lot of network in that be going on?
Yo, that's crazy. She with the big league chat.
Yeah.
You with the Nat Geo all that, but thank you chat.
Nat Geo, Tatru. It's been a big year.
It's been a great year for my in the LVA sanctuary.
Yeah, so thank you guys so much for watching.
It's so, isn't that so crazy though? It's so sick.
That's just blew my fucking brain.
We can just be out here drunk playing basketball.
And then she holds the fucking tent and saving the world.
She goes back holding her day job, saving the fucking world.
She just came out to relax a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Still give out some information.
God damn, bro.
You have an announcement to make.
I'll tell them.
I'll go in the corner somewhere and I'm
going to tell them niggas you do, you know what I'm saying?
I'll tell them what I'm fucking saying.
Okay, will you end up with us though after?
Of course.
Yay.
As already, do you remember, Ray Dalves?
The plug.
I'm the founder and executive director of Alves.
Sanctuary Rage has been there before.
You gotta check out that video if you haven't seen it.
I have an animal sanctuary.
We rescue animals.
We do conservation education.
And we are live 24-7 on Twitch.
Yes, she has active live cameras.
Live cameras.
On all the animals that she's protecting.
And all the rescued animals.
And we make ad revenue on that channel.
So if you just have that channel open
on your second monitor or whatever,
it supports the sanctuary.
I hope so much.
So thank you in advance for checking out my address.
That's a real good thing to support.
Thank you, thank you.
Dead ass.
But uh.
All right, go make your nails.
Let me go talk to those niggas.
Ooh, that's, I thought that popped.
Yeah, I'm gonna feel this tomorrow.
I don't know.
The only thing Maya deserves is W. Shat.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
She deserves straight Ws.
I don't want to see her.
Just let's just keep supporting Maya
any way we can, bro.
Do you know what I'm saying?
She's a great person,
but I do gotta talk to you on this.
I do gotta talk to you on this.
Okay, so look.
It's been a great first quarter chat.
I mean, fuck it.
Trimester, damn it, right?
It should be like a trimester by now.
It's been a great trimester chat.
But Uncle Gale old, bro.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm getting old, I need to rest a little bit.
None crazy, none crazy.
Then I'm going on a little break, two weeks max.
I ain't going on anything longer than two weeks.
Just a little break.
I need to be mentally back in the game, game.
Like I'm good right now, but I could be better.
You feel me?
I just need a little bit of rest.
I just need a little break.
Touching with my family,
because I haven't seen my family for real,
except for my mom and my sister loving them.
In months I got to spend time in the real world
a little bit.
come back and give you the best of me possible. You understand? None crazy. I swear no longer
than two weeks and I'd lock that to myself by locking Master Baker with QT on the 16th of April.
So I, no matter what, I have to be back. You get what I'm saying? I promised her, Master Baker
locked in, signed in, I can't bail or she would be fucked. You understand what I'm saying?
So I made sure I don't get any longer because I know how breaks get game. Breaks,
I'll say two weeks and it'll be a three months front and won't happen. Two weeks on
on the dot, I'm gonna be back like 15, 15, 16, 14 maybe.
I swear to God, it's not,
and it's just not an April Fool's joke.
I've been trying to do this before
a fucking midnight hit game.
But I'm gonna be gone for like two weeks
living in the real life a little bit,
getting my energy back,
cause yeah, I'll be getting tired of you,
I don't go to a lot.
Still gonna see you on Patreon though.
What's up?
Did you make your announcement?
Yeah.
By the way, is that...
They were, yeah, they were tight.
Yeah.
Child, it's gonna be okay.
They're tight.
But I'm still, I'm still, I'm still be here, gang.
And I'm not gonna be here to watch the Mr. Beast's video
with y'all sadly, but this is kinda like the only time
I'm gonna have an in-ear future to take some time off.
And so I'm gonna take it, gang.
I'm gonna visit my grandma.
She been in the hospital.
Go visit her family for the first time in a few months.
I'm gonna just relax.
Just relax a little bit.
I'm gonna be back better than ever.
man energy and shit that's Tim's gotta go so you want me to go on this break and
come out with no stem no time yes I don't like that you put it out cuz
it's been two times within the last 24 hours I'm like yo what I just did that
Wait guys, we're skeet.
We're skeet, he hasn't text me back.
He hasn't text me back.
No!
Skeet!
Nigga did not pull off.
Yo, if y'all did it, I'm not sure y'all would have lost.
Fuck.
I think they did do pre-dx on that.
They did.
Yeah, they did.
I remember seeing that before we left.
A good thing we didn't make a song for him.
That would have been so good.
That would have been a whole song.
That would have been a whole waste of songs.
We're gonna show Skee.
They could never show up.
We would have had to pull up on that studio game at that point.
But uh, yeah, chat.
I'm about to get the fuck up on outta here.
I know y'all been subbing crazy lately too and it's crazy how I'm doing on a
break at this time.
We've been on crazy momentum.
We've been on the, we've been on the, we've been on the, we've been
on the, we've been on the, we've been on the, we've been on the, we've
at that point.
But uh, yeah, chat.
I'm about to get the fuck up on out of here.
I know y'all been subbing crazy lately too,
and it's crazy how I'm doing on a break at this time,
cause we've been on crazy momentum.
Like, we've been on the,
I ain't go like, think about the shit
that we've been doing this year, chat.
We've been on good momentum, good timing.
We're about to end this,
try and mess it with that Mr. Medici video,
however the fuck that ends.
But I love y'all niggas, all right?
I'ma see y'all in two weeks.
Nothing more than two weeks.
on the 14th through 16th area?
Yeah.
For my chat, I land tomorrow morning
and then I immediately go and pick up that serval.
We're rescuing a serval.
For those of you who don't know,
it's an African cat that looks like,
that looks like...
Servals are so fucking cool.
This is the, it looks like this.
Somebody bought this cat, this African cat
at a flea market in Texas as a pet
and then couldn't take care of it anymore.
So Alveas is rescuing that serval.
I literally, I land tomorrow in Austin.
I immediately go pick up that serval.
So not tomorrow, but the next day,
I will be live introducing the serval
as an Alveas ambassador.
So if you guys wanna see that, I will be there for that.
That's fucking critical.
He's got her name.
I don't know yet.
Doesn't have a name.
Name him or her with chat.
Come on, I know.
Maybe.
Possibility.
Perhaps.
But yeah, so so we're rescuing a serval tomorrow, which is very exciting
And if you guys want to see it, it will be introduced on the alveas live cams tomorrow night
We need the live cams on to keep an eye on it overnight because it's going and it's
So they're gonna be able to see them yet you guys if you're on the alveas channel
You'll see it tomorrow when we bring it back home and drop it off and like settle them into his new enclosure
But then all announce it on my stream on Thursday, so
See there for that
Hey chat, I'ma catch y'all on the other side, um, stay safe, don't do nothing I wouldn't do.
I don't even need to much, I don't have that much things I wouldn't do.
And I love y'all, feel me?
Peace.
Yo Gio, Ray fucking on Vase or else nigga?
I'ma miss y'all, I'ma miss y'all niggas, no cap, I'ma miss y'all, I'ma miss y'all niggas.
I'ma fucking, I'ma miss y'all.
I don't want. I'm busy. Don't forget about me. Please don't forget about me. Don't switch up on another stream. Please. I love y'all.