So I'd like to introduce our judges, both previous contestants, one previous winner.
It's true. Yeah, Slime Goodwin.
Slime, would you like to introduce yourself? Tell the viewers at home your experience with
baking and cooking and everything.
Hi everyone, well I'm a decorated veteran, maybe a four star general of baking
and assorted cooking things. I won a decisive victory over Squeaks,
who has not really been seen since. That was a couple years ago now, no one knows where he is.
So, when all these lovely contestants come up and show me the things they've made, I will
be judging with the sharpest eye known to man.
Wow.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you, Slime.
And Fusili is back in the kitchen.
Hi!
Hi!
Hello!
Am I supposed to...
Yeah, tell them what you're about.
I was on last season.
I was tied for like maybe first or second going into the finale, and then the finale
was bad because it was bad.
I'm happy to be here day two instead of day one because you guys have learned so it can't possibly be as bad as yesterday
And I am bribe of all so
Thanks for the home
Did you get or something to
Why just coffee?
It's just acting.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember when you were the daughter of me in your chat?
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
You remember when you were the daughter of me right now in the DM's?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm a star.
Yeah.
What do you think of her?
She made it cool.
Big drama in the kitchen.
Next he's going to say that all women look the same.
We got a last place bitch.
Well, quick interview with our bakers going into today.
Valkyrie, how are you feeling in last place?
I'm feeling good.
Nowhere but up.
And a pinch of salt.
Pinch of salt.
Love that.
Love that.
I mean currently in you know second place a big upset honestly that you ended up in second place
Who do you think you're toughest competition is obviously it's super and I was saying
I just knew it. I just sensed it
You literally got first
was fucking filthy I'm sorry. Yeah okay all right rage how do you feel? I'm confident because look
I went into it yesterday just trying to cheat and I realized all these motherfuckers don't know
what the fuck they're doing I should just listen to myself and I would have been in a different
position so that's what we're going into it today I'm still gonna cheat a little bit but uh I
won't trust my gut a little bit mom okay. Judges if you don't know rage wrote down a perfect
recipe for ice cream and just didn't use it. All these motherfuckers say you don't need cream
cream and ice cream. I'm like yo am I dumb? Like what? None of them put cream. I don't
know if you can blame them considering that you kept calling vanilla extract cream. No
no no. I said you put cream and vanilla extract right? I was like no you put vanilla extract.
What do I know? Clearly I don't know. So I was like I don't know. Emily how are
you feeling today? I'm feeling not confident but my goal is to add flavoring to my dish
today. I think it tastes like something. Yeah. All right, Austin, a bit of a, a bit of a
mug happening. You know, I'm feeling very emotional today, chefs and judges, and I
plan to put a lot of that emotion into my cooking. And I really think, I don't
even think it's about what things taste like. I think it's about how they feel.
He's such a beaver, bro. So I look forward to presenting that to all of
each other. Wow. Okay. Wow. And then super, first place. Yeah, I think it's become a game
of who can fuck up the least. So I'm just going to try to not put an ocean's worth of
salt in my dish. And I think I'll be good, probably. I mean, you too. I'm trying not
to do that again. She's also trying to do that. All right. Well, as always, a bonus,
A bonus chance to have some help today.
Who wants to guess what you think we're making?
Oh.
We're making up a pie.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Any answer!
No, I just got my answer!
It's a bi-o-g answer!
I said cinnamon rolls!
I came up with that right on the social media.
There was no camera.
Can you just answer?
Cinnamon rolls.
Is it a pie?
Is it a goddamn pie?
It's not a pie.
What?
Cinnamon rolls!
Oh my god, I'm right in front of the door.
Oh, thank you.
No, I guess that's it.
A Swedish cream roll.
OK.
I don't watch a video on it.
A lava cake.
OK.
Tiramisu.
Ooh.
No.
No.
None of you got it right.
What?
A donut.
Is it a donut?
A cheesecake.
So here's the deal.
Last place gets a bit of a benefit.
benefit. Okay. And today we've got a bit of a twist. You'll be working in pairs.
Oh my god!
What?
Okay.
I'm trying to get some shoes, who everyone is...
Oh!
Well, well.
Oh, wow.
I am honored.
Oh, wow.
I'm honored.
So lots of different things you can do here, obviously.
Yeah.
Okay, so who do you guys want to be here with?
Yeah, I'm I work with anyone. I'm easy-going so I have no problems. Yeah, I need me what I said earlier
I'm trying to narrow it down here.
I want to be with you, Mike.
I want to be with you.
You actually do.
She can't believe it.
She can't believe it.
What the fuck?
I want to be with Emeril.
It's up to me.
Okay, well I think, let's see.
I think, I feel like, you guys would be really funny again.
Oh, that's great.
Okay, why would you bring a competition?
Okay, so what's the point?
I was just telling her the points.
Oh, yes.
Because, you know, maybe I should just go in order of point it.
She might want to be with the best person.
She might want to put the best person with the worst person.
Yeah. Okay, I see. Okay. Yeah, maybe we should just do it this way then.
I'm just like...
Alright, can you come up with that?
All on my own actually.
You don't have to. It's up to you. I was just telling you what the points are currently.
Because like, you could handicap yourself to Emmy, because...
But she's in second...or, handicapped...
Handicapped? Handicapped? Handicapped?
Handicapped herself to Emmy because she's in second place.
I think he was the first place.
That's all. I think we'd be like really bad together.
Well see, 2% first because he got 2.
He got pretty boy bonus points.
I got lucky.
I got lucky. I didn't really think.
There you go. Those are the points.
I feel like I kind of want to see, you know, new people interact with each other.
Because I know Emily and Rage have done so much content together.
You guys are so comfortable.
Oh my god.
I just said...
His name's so stupid.
Rage with Super.
Oh!
Emily with Austin.
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
But face a new front.
Yeah.
She's gonna go crazy.
She's gonna go crazy.
I'm feeling good.
What if I had to pee because I couldn't have to pee?
I was afraid to get in a fight yesterday over chocolate chips.
So that could be drama.
You can choose.
I pee first.
Yeah, you don't have to cut now because you still have the planning process.
So you still have your planning.
That's actually a good question.
I got to pee.
Yeah, because someone's going to have their dominant hand taken unless you're lefty and righty.
Are you going to have your planning process?
I didn't think about that.
I figured out, but today, you guys, you'll have 60 minutes, unless chat decides and
votes later to add 15 so you could have up to 75 minutes with a pair and you have
to make three there's three judges so you have to make three total of these
things together as a pair of Claire's
What the hell is that?
I don't want to swear.
I know what you're doing.
Oh no.
I love you, Claire.
Hold on.
Wait, why are you scared?
You're good.
I think, is it just a donut?
Why isn't it Claire?
There's custard filling inside.
Custard filling.
Okay, do you have a long job?
Wait, what?
How many powers are in this?
A patissiere, but of course.
This is melted chocolate.
I will say the ones I made are better than these.
Oh shit!
So I think there's some sort of creamy filling in it.
It almost tastes like cake filling.
Or a cake creper frosting.
That's right.
Well, you guys will have time to plan and figure out, you know, your situation with your wrist and stuff like that.
The people at home, they're going to watch a video on how to actually make the Klairs.
So, check it out.
Oh, so they're going to watch.
Hello, bakers. Let me show you the correct way to make a Klairs.
We start with a traditional patissu recipe.
So what that is, it's a French dough made from butter, water, flour and eggs,
and it puffs up and creates a hollow center.
You use this for cream puffs as well as a Klairs.
You bake it over a stove top, which is very strange for a dough, obviously, but it has no leaveners in it.
The steam inside of it when you bake is your leavener as well as these eggs, of course.
And so you get a nice crispy outside, the soft airy hollow inside.
I'm adding each egg at a time because you're looking for a very specific texture here.
I know this is going to be hard for our bakers, okay?
I know, but look at that. You want to get some nice, like, ribboning there.
That is a gorgeous pate choux dough. And then you pipe out your logs.
that one looks like a penis a little bit. Sorry. Anyway, pipe out your logs, try to keep them close
to the same size into the oven they go. Now we're going to make our filling which is a
very sweet thing. It's like a custard. Mixing them in with your cornstarch, this gives you
like your slurry. So this is going to set up once we add some heat to it and thicken up. We're
going to start with our milk in a pot as well as our sugar. We're just going to get that
sugar dissolved. We just want to get this kind of to a steam temperature. We don't want to
to get this way too hot and then we're going to temper it into our egg mixture. The reason
we slowly do this is so we don't get curdled eggs, which would be scrambled eggs inside
of our cream that's yucky. And then we strain it just in case, just in case you have any
membranes left in the yolk, anything like that. You add that back onto the heat and
this is where you have to be patient. You stir, stir, stir until it starts to thicken
up. We're going to add vanilla extract as well as some vanilla beans. And look at
that, it's getting nice and thick. A really cheeky way to make a pastry cream is
to take a package of Jell-O vanilla pudding and use half the amount of milk required and
then just a cup of whipped cream all whipped up, fold that together.
It makes a cheeky little cheat way to make a pastry cream, but it'll never look as smooth
as this.
It's a gorgeous pastry cream, not to put my own horn.
Alright, we're going to make our ganache topping.
I know this is a lot of steps.
It's a Claire's baby.
This is Master Baker.
We mean business.
You can do this in the microwave.
I'm using a double boiler here so we don't burn our chocolate.
just indirect heat against that. And here we go. It's time to fill and build these
eclairs. They're gorgeous. Look at them. I love them so much. Fill that up with
cream, dip them in chocolate. I added some cute little buttercream roses on
those just to keep it classic. Let's see how our bakers do today.
That's all I know. I know flowers involved.
How do you make the feelings work?
I don't know bro.
Is it a dope? Is it a dope?
Is audio good?
Can you hear us?
How do you think it don't, I think?
Okay, but you don't even know that.
And like, it's closer to Claire.
I feel like that's dope.
So let me go, flour.
Melt it as butter.
Sugar?
Yeah, sugar.
You sugar?
Yeah, yeah, butter, flour, sugar.
You're a book?
Oh, I don't think so.
No, no, no.
Oh, for the custard part.
What's the word?
You think we have to make the icing ourselves too?
Yes, obviously!
How the hell do you make icing?
Oh my God, I can make a sip of icing.
It's like a chocolate on top.
Isn't it used?
Well, yes.
But inside the icing?
What are you talking about?
What's in the middle of the cut?
What's the custard?
You know?
Custard is like, oh!
What is custard?
I can make an icing.
We might not need custard.
You know how to make icing?
I can put a big spell on it.
It's like sugar milk in my mouth, I guess it's like that.
Oh my God.
Woo!
So something like our grandparents.
Interesting.
It's sugar.
Oh, I'm gonna do some snooping, Rupert.
Okay, do some snooping.
This is our reputation.
What?
It's like, huh?
Oh.
No.
What's up, guys?
What's y'all doing?
Uh, how are you?
Super doing over there.
Wait.
When was the last time you did something with Emily?
I caused her.
So,
I'm really, really excited that my entrepreneur took Emily to alcohol, and she proposed.
Oh!
Oh my God, I'm dropping this.
Oh no, she's gonna have to fix that.
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Time for what?
Pinch us down! Pinch us down!
It's over!
What arms are we thinking?
Do you want your dog in there or do you want it?
I'll do it over.
Baker, it is time to handcuff.
I'll do it over.
Yeah, go Pete.
You go Pete.
Where's the cool photo of you and all your dogs?
Cool photo of you and all my dogs.
dogs yeah I have a photo of all my dogs did I I don't remember I mean I'm a dog
page why are G
P I T yeah right there what does he yeah hey slime you like people
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
I have hella pit bulls out here on the floor again.
If you ever want to, yeah, where you live at?
You live out here?
Down to some pit bulls, you know what I'm saying?
I got their 150 pounds, look right there.
Little puppies right there.
Oh my God, bro.
If you want to see some big, some big,
you know what I'm saying?
Hi, you have puppies?
Boys, oh, yeah, I got puppies.
Oh, I got them, you like puppies?
I got hella puppies.
All colors, that is.
You named them?
Huh?
Wait, are you guys'?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys are an egg dog, like from Game of Thrones?
I mean, yeah, I fucking love you.
I think we just became friends.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you, bro.
What's it like driving a Phantom?
You know I got a Rolls-Royce?
Hey, here's the thing. You got all your cool fucking cars
and you got that gay-ass Cybertruck.
You know what I'm saying? I'm not just trying to blow it up, bro.
I hate it. I hate it.
I was trying to blow it.
You have a fucking Phantom and it's the last one you bought.
And I remember seeing it laid back when you bought it.
And I was like, what's it like?
Look, when you come in the car,
I'm here to give you a ride.
And it takes you to the hood.
Everything he is saying I like right now.
Like, come on, bro.
Listen, I don't do this for you.
You know what I'm saying?
For you.
Thanks.
Come on, little miss ma'am.
We don't need no chat.
I don't need no you.
I am the only person here that likes both of you.
I know.
I didn't know you typed.
I was looking at my game.
Bro, I'm hip.
We could play with you whatever you want.
Are you master ball?
I got Maseroy in the play. First two days, that's what I like, that's what I like.
Wait, that's Austin. They want to try and put him on basketball.
You're basketball? Of course! Wait, son!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, she might be hurt, she might be hurt.
Hey, you can play singles or doubles. I can lie, I can play singles.
I haven't played doubles yet. I haven't played doubles yet. I haven't played doubles yet.
What did you talk about?
Come on, they haven't played you, none of them.
That's true, that's true. And that's both of my worthy.
You doing what I'm saying?
No.
Alright, okay.
Did you just sweet talk to me? Did you just sweet talk to me?
Okay, handcuffs, on.
I'll get you the right hand.
I'll get you the right hand.
I'll get you the right hand.
Fuck.
I don't know, yeah.
Oh, yeah, boss.
It's a two-terabyte phone.
We're doing a check.
I actually hate being like, I can't be living in the rules.
Oh, okay. So we're gonna be making rules.
This girl, like, we, hey, like, we know this girl, look at her.
Yeah, this girl's a little bit, but don't be scared.
Yeah, we've got ideas.
Like, I don't like doing this stuff.
Like, we should just go.
Like, this place doesn't...
Hey, hey.
So chat. Chat, what are we doing?
Chat, we need... God damn it, motherfucker.
All right.
All right.
So...
I think, I think water is involved somehow, too.
For what?
Butter, like, when you put the butter on it, we just,
hmm, is milk involved at all?
I'm gonna give it a dough.
What?
Milk?
I think it's not milk, don't tell me.
It's a big dough.
Is it milk?
Oh, they're very good.
So that's gonna be the second thing you gotta do.
Did I inspire you, Sparks?
Did you?
I started, I started, I started, I started.
Let's get it, let's get it.
Okay, this is like broken.
How many do you use this time?
Yeah, yeah, but these are all the chairs.
You know, I meant like pots and pans.
Yeah, I think so.
Cutie!
Oh, make the microwave, make the microwave.
Oh, yeah, make the microwave.
Okay, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
We need both.
We need both, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're gonna need, you know, let's cut it like a piece.
Hold on.
This one's got stride to it,
or a station is gonna be as possible,
I have to do it.
It's gonna be something different, you know.
I
Have
I'm so happy for you. Okay. Okay. We should start we should start
Starting now! Starting now!
Judy! I need help!
Okay, so, so 100%
You got a melt butter in this, I feel like
I what?
You got a melt butter in this
Yes you did
You what?
You got a melt butter in this
That's so funny, you think that?
Right?
That's awesome
She's not gonna help you
Fucking shit
I feel like we need a liquid, then it needs to be a liquid bro, then it needs to be a liquid in it, but all butter is not going to be the liquid by itself, the butter is not going to be the only liquid, we need a liquid, 100,000%
I just don't know when the liquid gets out of you.
Dude, I think it's milk.
It could be milk.
No, no, no, no.
Milk is fine.
I think it's milk.
Let's do milk, let's do milk.
Let's get our flour ready,
so we're gonna be using this.
I don't know if you can put it in the bowl.
That's a thing.
Should we melt it first?
I don't think I'm gonna need it.
We need to have it.
Yeah, we can get it melted.
The butter is dry.
It goes from the dry to the butter.
Yeah, I think so.
That's not right.
So you want to make some dry?
Yes, sir.
You want to make some dry?
Yeah, two cups.
That sounds Gucci, Gucci Guwap.
Papacup.
So one ish.
Is that a big bowl?
Is that a bigger bowl?
Yo, wait for shit.
Oh look, look, look, awesome bowl.
Let's get a bigger one.
Let's get a bigger one.
Let's go.
Bigger bowl.
Bigger bowl.
Okay, why are you in this mess?
We're so far away.
I know, bro.
Stop that shit.
Fuck's sake.
No, it's not.
Right here.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
God damn it!
Super... God, shit!
Ah, ah, ah!
Don't do this!
Motherfuckers!
Alright, one cup.
One cup?
See? And then this, we're gonna mix it all in there anyway, so...
That's another one.
I'm holding another cup in that bit.
Oh, it's half cup.
Wait, that's a cup and a half?
Yeah.
And then...
Dos?
Maybe the triangle, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say that shit out.
Two.
I'm gonna do a little less because the other ones have no one's
Us!
Wait for it, for it
How do you sugar or regular sugar?
Powder, powder, powder
Why?
What does it?
Look, look, look, look, look
Look at that
Powdered sugar just for the aesthetic
You know what you're saying?
You put on the sugar
You're just gonna be like, you're gonna keep it straight
Ah!
And that's in shit
Brother!
You're not taking a shit, man
Wait
Oh
Wow
Hey, hold up. Hold on Austin throw me a straighter real quick gangie. I'm so gay to shit awesome
Come on. You might all I thought you had a tap on bro. I know come on
Oh, I'll stay with you.
I can't.
What do you mean you can't?
I'm going to let a woman tell you what to do?
What?
Whoa!
What?
Raise it!
You can't move your ass, bro!
Oh!
Let's check.
Let him catch.
Okay.
Right here.
All right.
Okay.
Fuck.
I don't even get y'all saw that.
Okay.
First, what?
Is that really a stuff?
Yes.
Okay.
We need a strainer
You're so you're so calm
What the fuck is the difference between sugar and powdered sugar, I swear this one's sexy
Shit
Oh my god
I'm gonna keep beating my shit.
Wait, you beat your shit?
Oh, I'm gonna keep beating my shit.
Oh, you're gonna let the person do not let them know that's what we do.
I don't think they know.
I don't think they know.
Do you think we need two blocks or one?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Did we need two blocks or one?
Yo, listen, you can't go...
No, I'm not gonna cry.
Oh, yes, that's it, that's it.
Matt, Matt, Matt.
No, bro, it was an additional store bill.
No, you need something to taste better?
It's a fat ham dish.
It's fat, man.
You talk a lot.
Judy, I have a question.
How do we wash our hands while we're hitting top?
Yeah, but like...
But like...
Did you wash your hands?
I washed my hands and nose.
Oh, we didn't wash them before.
I washed them before?
The term is so broken.
Yeah, I took a shit and I washed them after.
So I have to wash them.
You know what I'm saying?
I put everything in the bottle and I did it wrong.
No, I'm not a fucking psychopath.
We should wash after we do this and it's time for us
to touch it.
We should wash right before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do this.
Put the last one in there and let's go over there.
I don't know why these butter blocks,
Turn me on a little bit.
They're like so pumpy.
They ain't gonna get up.
I'm not gonna get up.
Oh, shit.
Okay, can you melt that?
Shh!
Can you like...
I think it's...
Please, thank you.
Wash, wash.
Let's go.
Shall we lie here?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm not, I'm just scared of you.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm hideous.
I'm hideous.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Do you like cheaters?
Do you like cheaters?
Yeah, people cheat on people.
Emily is a massive cheater.
She cheated on Dr. Ray and Emily.
That's true.
That's character.
That's true.
So how the fuck can you trust a little chicken?
What the hell?
Oh, just chill.
What the fuck?
Chillin', bro.
The water's coming out!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Can we shut it off?
Let's get away from water, though.
Actually, we're busy playing.
Why don't you say you're a little jit?
What?
I don't know what.
I was like,
you're talking to me?
You're talking to my face.
Hey, hey, guys.
You're talking to my face.
You're talking to my face.
You're talking to my face.
And we keep different.
What?
Hahahahaha!
With a fat drug dealer!
What the f- wait! Wait!
That's what your chat said yesterday!
It's okay, Rudy!
Why are you on to the run, I see!
Wait!
What?
No, that's not true!
That's not my fault!
Oh, I'm sorry, Rach, that sucks!
I'm sorry that happened to you!
Okay.
Okay, let me go!
Shhh!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think we should have.
You think we should have?
We should look like a mash-up dog.
No, we could have.
They were doing that, they were doing this.
They were doing this.
Should we have milk?
I thought it was going to look like a dog.
No, it's going to look like a dog.
It could be even more.
It could be like a pastry, it could be milk, right?
Yeah, actually.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know.
Oh, we just put a hook up there.
Well, we can do it half and then like mix it and see how it goes.
See what it looks like.
Okay, so we put some milk on first.
Do we need an egg?
Oh my God, wait.
Yes, we definitely do.
I think you can do it.
Okay, I forgot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you like corn marks?
Oh, I'll get you some though.
How many eggs do we have?
No, I don't know if we need any eggs though.
Okay.
I don't know if he's eating the eggs though, come on.
Um, damn it.
I mean, okay, why would they give us eggs?
Why would they give us...
Cream cheese?
Wait, why would they give us cream cheese?
Oh man, oh man!
It's here for us.
Wait, awesome, Emily. Do you think we need egg for this?
Need egg?
Uh, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
We are wasting time, Rach!
We are wasting time!
You don't need a egg at all.
What the hell is that?
We decided we'd start to crack it and we're like, we don't need it anymore.
There's no eggs!
Okay, let's do the eggs.
No, you don't.
I think I figured it out.
What? What? What are you talking about?
We gotta lock it!
We're locked! We don't need eggs!
We need some eggs!
Oh my God!
There's nothing in there! I'm taking all the rest of it!
What are you doing? Too fast? Get real quick?
Yeah! What's up?
Tell me what you're making today.
I'm making a planter!
Okay, okay. Tell me what's your place?
Like what?
Now, I'm going to see a place.
What?
Okay.
And do you plan on having any additional flavors?
Whoa! Take a look at that!
Honey!
Honey!
Honey! Honey!
I'll figure it out.
Glazed, a honey-grilled glazed liqueur.
Wow, awesome.
Good luck on that.
Nice.
Can we get a dose?
Exactly.
Okay.
It's actually...
Exactly, exactly.
I'm going to get two for a profit.
What did you say?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Listen to it.
Listen to it.
Oh.
Two.
Two.
One.
One.
One.
Two.
Yeah, not all of it though.
Yeah, I'll do it a little bit and come away.
Come away.
Good for the happiness.
Oh, yeah.
Try that.
Try that?
Um, I always want to keep a fucking space.
Um...
Put this over here.
Put the eggs where?
Back.
See, you're neat. I'm not neat, bro.
We're a couple of bits each other well.
Well
No, no, we need some liquid in there.
We need some liquid in there.
Oh, water, bro.
Everybody has water bottles next to them, bro.
Yeah, but for drinking, man.
Oh, wait.
Are you sure?
Yes, I drink half of it.
Maybe that's what they want you to think.
They didn't give us water bottles yesterday.
Did they?
I'm not gonna eat that right now.
Baking is not even that difficult.
It's so easy.
When you really think about it.
It tastes amazing.
Are you trolling?
You're a real pro.
Yeah, I'm not even...
Let's put the sandwich down, bro.
I'm gonna go, go.
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Dude, you're gonna get it in the mixture.
You're dripping, bro.
Who?
Ray!
Who would have...
Ray!
Ray!
Why did you put me with Ray?
Why did you put me with range?
Oh my god!
Who would have minded a little garlic aioli in a shit?
Oh my god!
Honestly, it's very efficient.
Okay, do you think we know?
Okay, yeah, I'll finish it.
I'm not gonna.
Wait, where the paper towel?
I'm trying.
What was it?
We're making powder.
and it bolts and then it sticks to the bolt
and then it goes like that.
Okay.
And then we take it off and glue it together.
What?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
Okay so like we put the dough into,
like a light layer into a bowl.
It has that shape.
Oh and then we,
and then we take it off the bowl.
I think we need more flour.
Okay, let's do that.
Because look how loose it is.
Like it needs to be, we need more,
it's not, so we need more flour.
So I'm gonna put more flour in there.
So flour makes it thicker.
Eggs maybe.
A little bit of...
I'll try it.
I'm sticking them up already.
Look at that.
See that's the genius.
Yeah, it's doing something.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
It's doing...
There.
No, no, no, no, no.
Was it on?
That's right.
I'm trying.
You don't have that.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
That's actually OK.
OK.
Is it looking good so far?
I think so.
Looking good?
Looking good.
Well, you broke?
I've never seen this.
You broke the wrist.
I've never seen none of my legs.
I be working on it.
I be working on it.
I'm just like, oh, I got this girl.
I was like, that's the scene.
Yo, I'm not a mechanic.
I'm actually a hermeticist.
We don't work with each other.
I don't work with each other.
We don't work with each other at all.
Two cups and then pass
Yo, I think we need to double this up, bro
You think?
Or do we just need more liquid?
Nah, we might need more in general
I think we should have put it in here, bro
We gotta use the fork to get it out
Let's go
I'm not glad they're all using that game should we just
You won? I did. I did win. I made a cake. I beat Squeaks though, so it's like I beat up a third grader.
Well, it kind of looks like macaroni and cheese, which isn't good.
That's the best. So does that mean it makes you more liquid than what?
Think about it like this. If it's really thick, how do you make something thick more like liquid?
More liquid.
That's what I did. I just applied normal ideas like that.
Do you think we need more baby?
I think it's also a fish.
If you want to do a little recon, I would look over there
because they're trying to kill me right now.
What?
They don't look really good.
It tastes weird, but it looks really good.
It looks, it tastes weird.
Know what? I think we just add more and put more look than we did before.
Okay, do you want some bunch of shit here?
Is this broken?
Why is it broken?
Wow, we're behind, I see.
No, we're multiple though.
Okay, it's actually ready.
I'm sorry, I'm on foot.
You can get an extended clip on that bitch.
You can get a pasta maker.
A little four-grip on that motherfucker.
Oh, that's it.
A meat grinder.
You're going to win?
It's the press on it.
Oh, you got to watch this.
You got to crank that shit?
Crank it down?
It's cranked.
It's cranked?
It's not cut up.
You want to say it?
It's not even plugged.
It's not even working out.
You did it on his hand?
Yeah, you dropped that shit.
And we're gonna make a second one.
I'm really excited like you're making mac and cheese.
Stop, stop, stop!
Okay, you can't say ew!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
We're in the first quarter right now.
You understand?
We realize we need to add a little bit of more umpire.
You wouldn't catch up. You would be tied.
You too, and you're not gonna be on first.
He always feels like he has a mouthwater.
I don't know why he feels like he has a mouthwater.
Fuck away from my station.
Get away from my station.
It'd be really good.
Yeah, right?
I mean, it was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
I mean, would you like a second?
The same thing, but twice?
Yes, the report all just went in.
All of it?
All of it.
All of the book.
Okay, and no milk, maybe?
Yes, no milk.
No milk.
Okay, that's like the thing.
Good.
Question mark?
Yeah, yeah, well, that's for the custer, I think.
I don't know.
I'm really interested in it.
I'm interested too, sir.
Your story right now is the most interesting.
I wouldn't say yeah, that'd be weird.
No, you might die.
That's not kill y'all.
That's not kill y'all yet, not just yet.
You don't say that stuff, don't worry about it.
Hey, QT, you like what we doing?
Right, we're on the right side.
Do you know what, do you know what,
do you know what's on standby?
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do?
Okay.
How many is that, how much is that?
He knows how to, let me know.
You know how to shoot, you know how to shoot.
Are you counting, are you counting?
That was two, two.
One cup, that was one cup.
One and a half.
One and a half.
We got a little mountain at the top, a little boat,
got two couplers.
And that means you do good?
Yeah.
Come on.
Remember, you got to do the little us, us.
Hey, I was curious, Bakers, has anyone preheated the oven?
Ooh.
What is that?
Go ahead and do it right there.
You're right there.
He got that.
Go preheat that motherfucker.
Yeah.
Let me get a little pre-seasoned.
I'm mutually assured destruction. I don't know what to tell you.
My biggest concern is my earring fell off. I can't get it back in.
My biggest concern is I'm curious if any of them will know.
I might just take their little hidden. I might pull these out.
You know, for your dough to get the right shape.
We'll see. We'll see.
because it's better remember that
this is for the cup and we have a flit in here
eat that more for this
I was talking about more eggs
yeah crack my eggs crack my eggs
crack that more for this
crack that more for this
more for us
I want to see you crack one or not.
Us.
It's like that.
Us.
Just like that.
Hey, get that.
Get that more fucking butter.
Yeah, get the rest of your milk.
Should we just put it in here and then let it mix?
Or should we just mix that?
Get some milk.
Yeah, more about you.
I don't mean a lot.
We need milk.
Overly.
Overly.
Uh, that's a little more than eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Sure, sure.
We need milk, overly, overly.
Little more than eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Sure, sure.
Maybe we'll do it, maybe we'll do it.
Um.
Okay.
Can we not just dump it in?
I don't know if we're gonna do it.
Let's mix it a little bit.
Let's mix it a little bit.
It's like eggs on these bread?
Yeah.
I don't know what it's here.
You might need even more liquid, it seems like, maybe.
Yeah, as we're mixing that shit.
Combine, little culmination.
What is that culmination?
What the fuck?
What?
Why do you hit that one?
Combination.
Combination.
Alright, I want to get all that goob in here, though, bro.
Oh
You're trolling, you're trolling, you're trolling, don't worry about it.
We're gonna take the best, don't worry.
Promise.
Ready?
Yeah, we're gonna have to mix this, we're gonna be able to...
We're gonna take the best.
What?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, we got a lot of them.
I think that's enough.
Okay, so mix it?
Yeah, let's mix that shit up.
Yeah, I feel so ass.
Thank you.
What's that?
One...
And then, this one right here.
Boom.
wait no fuck why is it not fucking going on is it not symmetrical
there we go wait fuck why is it not in here let me hold on this is not going in like it's on
the other side but it's this side i got it i got it i got it let's go
take that bitch up okay now now it's not like a full
should we show you watch your hands real quick maybe while it's while it's magic
yeah yeah yeah maybe let's get a little overlap a little overlap holy fuck
Okay, tell you what are you guys thinking here?
We think that the cracks is a little too violent.
It's a little bit morbid.
It's a little morbid.
So what are you grabbing over here?
Oh, we want to start up getting frosting
for the chocolate declare.
So chocolate.
What's chocolate?
Chocolate.
That's how you're going to make your frosting is chocolate.
Yeah, no, we're going to elevate it.
On top of it is.
What is this?
That's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
No, it's not.
That's my favorite.
No, it's not.
Yeah, she only does it with strawberries, though.
She's looking over here.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
like.
You, how can you not tell us that?
What the fuck?
Oh, I didn't take it off.
I got that.
I got tight.
Oh, no, tight.
It's fucking too tight.
Guys, everything you can need is in this picture.
Okay, I really need...
Brother, get back in here, we can't move.
Look into the pipe. I'm trying to get some pipe.
Hey, we're both in the pipe, actually.
Oh, they're not using the map.
Oh, they're over here!
I'm not gonna...
I'll be the pipe.
I'll pipe it.
That's fine.
I'm far with that.
Let's go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
More sugar, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
More sugar, more sugar, more sugar, more sugar.
What's the difference?
Maybe?
Am I crazy?
Maybe a little more sugar.
No, more sugar for sure.
A little more regular sugar.
A little more regular sugar.
A little dash of cinnamon.
A lot of sugar, but...
She can add up any more dash.
So, how do you guys plan on getting it the shape of it?
Oh, that's a project for later.
Fucking turntable, fuck it.
Fuck.
You think we need more sugar?
Well, I mean, like, bro, remember, like yesterday, like,
big kids need a lot of sugar.
Well, that's fine, that's fine.
She said big kids need a lot of sugar.
That looks great.
That looks excellent.
This one's good.
Emily!
Look at my hand!
Oh my God!
No, no, it's not working.
We need more flour.
We broke the mixer.
Look at it. It's so sticky it came off.
How do I get this on?
Why does your mixer always look like that?
How do you make it dirty?
It's not like, like, yeah, I can't put it in my teeth.
I can't put it in my teeth.
Look at the sugar.
Oh, oh, oh.
Sugar.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Can we eat the package for?
Um, so,
is it better?
I think so. What do you think?
Oh my God.
A little bit more sugar.
It's good though.
I'm asking that matter to you.
Molds.
What's the amount of sugar?
Fuck.
Fuck.
So we got water to keep it right here?
No.
Straight up, surround that.
No?
Yeah.
What have you got?
It's a bacon.
No, but they had some, they had some fucking punnler or something.
We're going to get less sticky now.
We're going to work into it.
There we go.
Now we're talking.
OK.
Woo!
So much better.
I think the mixer is probably easier.
You think so?
Yes.
Yeah, let's see if it's getting less sticky.
I feel like it's going to get less sticky.
And then we can shake it.
See, now it's getting really very, very.
How about?
What if we just made a ball?
That's good.
Let's use.
Let's go.
You get one, I'll get one.
Dude, I'm like boss up!
Bro!
I don't know what the hell that is.
Did you get it?
No, that can't be real.
30 more minutes.
What?
That was impossible.
And no one has anything in the other hand.
I can't get it off my hands.
Sweet.
It's so sticky.
I'm trying.
Okay, so if we do this.
Um, okay, hold on.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I didn't make like squares.
I think we need more flour.
Okay, okay.
Let's add more flour.
Oh, good.
And then, wow.
I'm going to put my hand. Good job, Austin.
I think we just need to quit sticking to my fingers.
Stick it down a lot.
No, not that, that's it.
We need, we need a...
No, you are too fast, man!
Actually, uh...
I'm at it, man.
I'm at it.
No, you can't, you can't!
I can't!
Because I can't work if I need a pee!
You can hold it, bro.
You're a big boy.
Fuck.
You're a big boy, bro.
Super I need a pee.
I don't care!
Pull on your diapers and piss yourself!
Like, yeah, but it's...
I'm gonna go look.
No!
I need a pee.
I'm gonna go look.
Dude, dude, I have...
I need a fucking pee.
I need a fucking pee.
Stay right here.
Oh, I can't go.
Oh my God. Are you gonna fucking long shot him?
I'm gonna long shot this shit.
Oh my God.
I'm fucking locked in.
You ready?
Wait, it's broken.
Oh my god.
Don't stop broken.
Wait, it's in.
Have fun bro.
Ready?
Ready. What are you doing?
What are you doing to me?
It looks like we're going to use the time.
Are you insane?
Yes!
Oh my god.
Hey, wash your hands!
I have to eat your shit! Please!
Are we trolling?
I'm trying to shoot my pants into the toilet!
Dude, look at my wrist!
Look at my wrist!
Look at my wrist!
I mean, unbelievable. Unbelievable, truly.
Unbelievable.
I'm not moving bro! I can't work!
When I handcuff...
Like...
This is disgusting. I'm sick. I feel sick. Physically I feel ill. This is not normal.
Yeah!
What?
I didn't do anything bro!
No!
Yeah?
I eat everything man!
No!
Yeah?
Can you hurry? How much piss do you have, bro?
This guy's like jerking off in the hair.
He's a scumbag in here, man.
I'm sick.
Hurry up, bro.
Bro?
Oh really?
Dude look at my camera.
Get fucking strapped back in.
Get strapped in.
Are you locked?
Are you locked?
Are you locked?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not no strapped.
Empty the bar, talk.
I'm ready to go.
I'm here.
Let's get it.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm all over the place.
You ready?
You ready to make?
No, no, perfect size.
You're up!
Okay, we need to take this out.
Yeah, I think it does come on me, surely, right?
Don't worry, I got it, I'm a doctor.
You're not trying to talk, I'm going to break it bro.
Let's just like, fuck off.
Okay.
We have to like shake these cars.
Yeah, we do.
This is dirty.
Fuck this shit.
We have to try to shake that.
Our hands.
How's the room going to save us?
Look, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
Okay, should we shake it when we add flour?
If it's too runny?
Yes.
Okay, let's go all the way.
Let's go all the way.
Let's go all the way.
Let's go all the way.
What do you mean hold it? What do you mean hold it?
Bullfuck!
Oh, it's so sticky.
That's sugar. Flowers right here.
And we're gonna make a bowl of flowers. Why is it sugar?
It's super my hands.
I know, bro. You'll be okay. You'll be okay.
My hit? I don't know how we're gonna find it. It's not hard enough.
It's flour! You need flour!
If it's too hard, it's like too runny.
It's too runny. It's sticky.
We need flour.
We need flour, doesn't it?
Yeah, I found the wrinkledy.
Oh no!
Okay, I got flour.
It's not working. Oh my God.
We're fucked.
We're fucked. We're fucked. That hurts.
No, that's how you do it. They made bad.
Okay, well, we need flour.
Fuck.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Fuck.
How do I take it off?
You're brown, my god.
Wait, you better get that shit in the oven.
We need to go. We need to hurry up. What do I do?
What do I do? Take it off.
I'm cooking this good thing.
I don't want to waste it, though.
I know, but I can't get it.
Sober, you told me to do it.
I'm quiet. I need to do it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, wash.
Okay, let's go.
You can block her head for this fucking...
Okay, okay, let's do this.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
It might be too big.
Okay.
What if we put like, coffee all over you?
Oh, first.
At least the customer can use you to taste.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Alright, don't forget we need three minimums and then you need to click.
That's a nice log.
Oh no.
Oh girl.
Do they come?
They need to be bigger?
I think they're going to rise.
Okay.
I think it's going to be good.
Hopefully they don't like touch each other.
Maybe I didn't touch each other.
Oh, yeah.
Cause I don't know how big they're gonna get.
Oh, thank you.
Hi, guys.
Amazing.
We did a better buy in here.
See there?
Ours looked better, but...
Yeah, there.
Maybe one like...
That sounds nice.
Yeah.
And then we can get it.
We can use this camera, too.
Do you ever imagine these come on whole boomers
with like three pants on?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay.
So we just pour it in here.
Pour it in here.
So we cut that motherfucker.
You want that motherfucker to take those, you got to cut it like, oh!
How do we, how do we like, you cut it like, oh!
How do we put it in?
Scoop that bitch.
Get a spoon?
No, that's so inefficient, bro.
You got a pot spoon, man?
I don't know, I don't know.
We have to start baking.
We have to start baking fast.
This has to be a better way than this.
Can we just pour it?
Is that a thing?
I would pour it.
I would pour it.
Can we just pour it? Is that a thing?
I would pour it, but I don't think it's pourable.
No, it doesn't fit.
This is not efficient.
No, it's not efficient.
It's not efficient.
Okay, you want to try holding it open the bag and all like...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, this pours, this pours, this pours, this pours.
Let it rain.
Because when it rains, it pours.
Open that bag, you gotta open that shaggle, bro.
And then...
It'll come out eventually.
It's coming.
Hey guys, this top of it up here is empty. You need to use it.
Awesome.
Okay, pick up.
Let's get in there.
Alright, come in and stop.
I'll stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Now you gotta like, you gotta scissor this.
Scissor it.
Alright then.
We gotta like us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I need that shit, I need that shit to chunk you.
We need to cut it like, low key higher though, don't we?
No, no, no, that's fine, that's fine.
That's skinny ass!
It's fine, it'll work, it'll work, it'll work.
No, do you have to make it enough to shake?
Yeah.
All shake, right?
Yeah, and you can like, go back in there.
Come back around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to do that.
Layer that shit.
You think that's long enough?
Yeah, and then come back.
Should I go left or right here maybe like go back up and then like over itself a
more and that's like kind of like a white shit but like it's fun that's good
that's good I think okay what you thinking
sure sure we're gonna go fast
oh yeah that's good that's good wrap that up and what another one okay you
just lay like a fucking turn on that whatever another one oh that's a big
one that's good that might be too that's good
No that's good.
And then it looks like someone took a shit and fucking died it.
Like I'm gonna be so...
This is good. This is good.
It's good like this.
Okay and then we gotta do like one more like this.
Are you gonna do more?
Shit.
We have to put it back though.
This bus, this bus, this bus.
Look.
Us.
Us.
That one might be a little thin but...
Us.
Okay good.
I think we gotta get these in the oven.
We just gotta go.
What are you doing?
Get a little layer on top real quick.
Get them in the oven and we'll meet the icing.
Yep.
You think we need a shimper a little bit or that's all we're getting bro?
Wow.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
and one with one egg, one with two eggs,
and now we're gonna work on the filling.
I'm just so upset because I've been watching
Geekler video, and I've watched so many videos
that they all mixed together.
So I know there is a pastry that has custard in the middle
and it's a bun on the outside and inside,
and you cook it on the stove, the dough, for that.
In the same video, I'm gonna test that.
No, because that's a different pastry.
I know that's not, but I feel like it would've been similar.
Okay.
No, I'm making it.
Okay.
So we're gonna try different types of bullying.
It might not be a puzzle.
Okay.
But you're gonna do your best.
We're gonna taste it.
Yes.
All right.
Yes.
It's gonna be delicious.
If you guys ever have dirties that are taking up too much space,
you just let us know and we're gonna grab them.
Okay.
Yes.
Let's get more bowls.
Are you guys up with this?
Yes, please.
Such a great question.
Wonderful, wonderful.
We've come with papers for you.
We've...
Showed out.
Okay.
No one's gonna make custard, they don't know how.
So, let me tell you some really cheap and easy ways
they could fake it.
Number one, literally just bashing up some bananas
with powdered sugar will get you a filling
inside of an eclair.
You know what I'm saying?
We have yogurt right here, yogurt, powdered sugar,
to get you a filling inside of an eclair.
Moving over here.
We've got, this is the secret.
So a lot of bakeries, a lot of bakeries that like are on.
I'm awake.
I'm sorry, I was joking.
I was joking.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just wanna say he didn't mean that.
He was an outburst, he was an outburst.
I get it.
A lot of bakeries when they don't have, essentially pastry cream isn't shelf stable, okay?
So it affects your turnaround time on when you're making, like, it expires quicker, right?
It's also harder to make, it's also more expensive to make because it uses eggs and lots of stuff
like that.
So a lot of, a lot of bakeries in the, and I can taste it within a second.
If you've had it, you know the difference between pastry cream and quick cream is
what it's called.
cream is half whipped cream and then half that gel and pudding mix you add it
together you get a fake pastry cream I will say 90% of bakeries use something
like that because again it's more shelf stable so if any of them figure that out
because we have so many let's do it let's do it let's do it last one my body
I'm gonna get all my proportions wrong, so let's do it.
I'm gonna get half cup, half cup, all that more.
All that more.
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
More?
Uh, I think a one-man ratio would be good.
Oh, that's...
That's his thing.
Yes.
That's what we call it.
That is thick.
Now that's a thick bitch right there.
Yes.
You couldn't...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bought that shit.
What do you think, man?
This is like...
I want more of this.
Here you go.
This is sugar in that shit?
Is it sugar?
I'm not allowed to buy sugar.
You think that is sugar?
Is it sugar?
Is it sugar?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's liquor
Right here?
Right
You want steel?
I'll get back
Should we eyeball it?
I think eyeball is fine
I'm going to stop
Fresh? No, normal
I think
And then
We're fine
Um
Okay, man, oh we need a we need a wisk
Check go check go check
I was like baby's an ice cream that sounds terrible
And she was like yeah, and then he's just pouring in baby like we don't need baby
I like how they look like potatoes. I think that's really interesting.
That is so good.
I can taste it before biting it.
This is going to be...
Let's check in on the drinks.
Wait, is this for you?
This is for you.
The drinks, team. The drinks, team.
I'm going to put it on the drinks now.
Wow. I mean, drink it at the station.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
Thanks. Yes, that's a conch.
Thank you.
I don't know why he's still shooting.
I literally think he's trying to help us out.
I'm so crazy.
Oh, no.
OK.
Right there.
Right there, Mitch.
It's a broom low.
I'm no higher.
Let me get over here.
This section is back.
Let's go check.
Let's go check.
Even worse, when they're gone.
One more egg.
Okay, you're doing so good.
I think it's like a hole.
How do you get it inside?
I think it's like you open it.
I think that's fine.
Oh my gosh.
Are they even closed?
Why is it flat?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is this little thing?
It's not even done.
It's fine.
Yeah, I think it's like,
what you doing over there?
I'm sorry.
Just sorry.
Hi.
Hey, what are you doing?
It looks really fluffy, Peterbread.
OK, look over here.
It's kind of cool.
It's kind of cool.
Yeah, cool, right?
Yeah, cool, right?
Yeah, cool, right?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Is that good?
It's big, big, big, big, big.
Maybe more point.
More point in there.
Thanks, man.
Yes.
Wait, that's getting sick.
It's good, though.
Yeah!
Should we go for chocolate too?
for the dressing.
Time check.
11 minutes.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
I think we just need to kind of trade it.
We should get the chopsticks.
Yeah, we just need to hold.
Make a hole.
Okay, so...
Let's do more than what I would do, I'm going to do a custard with a yolk and a custard with egg whites.
Let's taste it.
Let's see what's going to happen.
Oh, okay.
Oh, pardon me.
Oh, this one first.
Oh, this one?
This is going to be our dumb one.
Okay, good, good.
What do you think?
Just like that.
You got to make the whole big enough.
Okay, good.
Oh, it's on the parts.
Did this come out?
Oh, no, that's with the cut back.
You think that is?
Yeah, it's good.
Stand up for the cut back.
One, two, three, four.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know how to do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I think we have to be more.
Maybe more, more like speed.
And hopefully we can stick it up.
You need more cream?
I don't know.
I think it's a faster.
I think it's a faster beat.
I think we're gonna stick it again.
Because that's how you make whipped cream.
Okay, not faster, not faster.
It's not faster.
It's the fuck!
Get the fuck out of here!
All right, you're right here with it.
This is good.
That's good.
Get some of that, you fucking bastard!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, give me this, give me this.
Oh my God.
They can ruin our.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I-
Oh my God.
Give it back!
Oh, hey!
OK, we need.
OK, I'll be honest with you.
The filling may be chopped.
Why?
because this is not going to go inside.
It's too, what do you mean?
Yeah, so we just need a game of the feeling.
Okay, there's no...
Oh!
Hey Leslie!
What is going on?
Yeah!
Oh my God!
You know what they put in here?
A lot of trains, that's the fair.
Is that it?
I don't even know what else is going on.
A lot of trains though.
And how many of those...
Unless, if they added most,
there's not a chance that they didn't add milk,
there's a chance.
But it's kinda looking like they added milk.
This is my own curiosity.
Yeah.
What'd you put in this?
I put cream, milk, sugar, vanilla extract,
and we're making it like a thing.
Cool, like, come on, what?
Is that good?
I got kiddie control, she doesn't even raise me.
So that's called...
Okay, now we need a bowl.
There might be any icing.
Ah, stick.
Fuck, bro.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
I have a kidney.
Yes, yes, this is a hunter's claim.
This is a double boiler.
This is a hunter's claim.
I went hunting one time and I had to melt some shit like this before.
That's fine, that's fine.
Now we're going to leave it here and then we're going to go back.
Hopefully I'm not so fine because it's not well, GG.
Bye.
I just want to see it.
Okay.
That's a double boiler.
Do I think it will burn?
Yes.
Will I do anything about it?
No.
Almost seven minutes.
Okay, chat.
Chat, you now have the opportunity to add 15 minutes.
It's up to you to vote and add 15 minutes.
Oh, I give up.
I don't think I remember.
I'm so sad.
So, look at some sort of-
Please give me, I'm begging, I'm fucking begging you.
Please, 15 more minutes, please, please, please,
please, please, 15 more, 15 more.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
I just don't know how much.
Just put the rest of the bottle in here,
because I don't know how much.
All right, shit.
What if it's it?
Yeah, I don't think that did enough, though.
I know.
What
Missed it. Yes, I'm mixing it, bro. Like what makes it thicker
But it's like
She may actually try so hard to not like give anything
But when I said that, her face like twisted in the most bizarre way.
She's like trying so hard to like keep it...
What is it?
I keep it...
Check?
Who's out there for the tour?
To the car ago.
Wait, who's in the chocolate smoking?
I think it's like full of chocolate.
It's never gonna stick and...
They look at their chocolate and it walks away.
So when you're using a double boiler, you have to constantly stir it.
What's going to happen is the bottom or the sides of their chocolate is going to burn.
Once you have a little bit of burnt chocolate, all the chocolate's ruined.
I thought it tasted pretty good.
Oh, that's good.
Hello, Judy.
Wow, beautiful.
Thank you.
Why? Why?
Okay.
Oh, we can't?
You take these with your hands?
It's really good.
Yep, homemade.
Wow.
I
Think it looks big, I don't think it actually is big look
You feel me I just like cream, bro
I just saw you spit that shit out
I just spit that shit out
I'm gonna have her right the only one to clear.
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
She just got her only player.
We need to, right?
Yeah, we need to. That's probably cool.
Where's Trisha?
Trisha!
Trisha!
Trisha!
Oh, so you're bribing her?
Trisha, can we go?
Can we go?
Yes, can we go?
We need to bend this.
Want to warm things?
Flavoring wires, just a little bit.
Oh, so...
I
Know I said she will do it fucking freak let's go
The reason I think the water goes inside that shit, bro
I think maybe we should put it on the side and they can dip it in.
Okay, cause it does take fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
I'll make the beefy, I'll make the patties essentially.
Nothing to see here, the little one on.
I'm gonna get this shit on.
I'm gonna get a little fire.
I'm gonna get a little fire.
We should have actually left off.
Well,
we can figure that out.
Do you think it's possible to like,
maybe we like, nice it open and then like,
close it on like a sandwich almost?
Hey, we need to go in here.
I mean, it's not gonna be perfect.
I think we like,
we like, get a knife.
Please!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay.
Definitely can't finish this.
Max clean.
Max clean.
Okay, so we'll put this on the side.
And then...
I don't even know what to do.
I'm paralyzed, but we need to check our...
Yeah.
Look at that!
Oh my...
Let it go a little more, I think.
Yeah.
But that's it.
Nobody shuffles it.
It's gonna look like that.
It's gonna look like that.
Absolutely not.
So we cut it in half, put the cream inside and then layer this chocolate and put it back in the fridge.
That's it! That's it bro!
Okay, so we're going to have to go a little bit more.
Yes.
Wait, let me get the hair.
That's it.
Put that in there.
That's cut.
I'm getting ready for the cake on this.
Wait, oh, this is not going to fit.
It's like...
It's getting thicker.
It is getting thicker.
The thicker it is, the thicker it is.
The thicker it is, the thicker it is.
Let it keep running or what?
I feel like it needs a flavor though.
Because it's too vanilla-y.
But I don't know where.
I have no idea.
Like it's good, but it's not custard.
And then we melt the chocolate, put it on top, put the chocolate on top, and then we have to put the, should we just add the frosting?
No, we need frosting to get there.
And then we put this, oh, a cup all the time.
Three cups for then of frosting is really good.
It looks very appetizing.
I'm stepping in the frost thing.
And then you're going to dip the eclaire in there, right?
Yes, they're going to dip it in here.
Why are you laughing, Gabe?
Why is the camera guy laughing?
It wasn't really funny.
It's so funny.
It looks great.
This is a story of emotion.
Yes, yes, it's very deep.
It's at least almost like a Claire's okay. They look like a Claire's on the outside
Yeah, we'll mix it
Okay, I think we have to scare bear because they're kind of thin very
So we gotta very carefully cut that in half.
I don't want my chocolate to burn either.
I think it's not alright.
And then, do you think you need to open like dude all the way, or can you just like half?
I don't think it needs to be all the way, look, like perfect, perfect, perfect.
And then we'll like pipe it, we'll pipe the cream in there, and then close it.
We're gonna pipe that shit.
We need another pipe.
Come just a while later, come. I got everything back over.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
What do you say?
Why is it raw in the middle?
Should we put it back in?
Was it open?
Oh, I think we have no choice.
That's raw.
Should I do all of them then?
That's good.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
She's already burnt.
What was it?
What was it inside?
I don't know.
I think the heat was too high.
I think so.
You think Austin Sabotage is going to get all kinds of open?
And he raised the heat?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's what happened.
Paper burnt.
There are people who do these burnt too.
That's why we got sabotage.
We got sabotage.
We got sabotage.
Oh my god, Austin fucking sabotage.
Bet.
Bet.
Well, I guess we should check the other ones to make sure.
Yeah, it's actually crazy.
It's hot, bro.
Kitty, can I get a time check?
Um, fuckin' hell.
I think they should be open when they're in there so I think I should do it one more last one
How did that happen somebody up the heat game I'm dead ass I'm a lot that is
picking up I'm up to go sabotage my brother that's got me tight oh my god
We got sabotage
Yeah, we do I'll take a life five minutes
Like we can't really like oh that's so
That's so ass bro.
That was good.
That's so ass.
Yo, we should put it in there shit, bro.
Yeah, yeah, we're going.
Are you guys going to use it on us?
Yeah.
Oh, you're supposed to use it on us.
Yeah.
We have to use it on us.
Wait, so big?
Oh my god, they're actually...
Yeah, they put it in there.
That's why we didn't use it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys, you guys, you said, oh, this one's free?
Go to that fucking place.
You actually said that!
That's all I made for the fuck!
I did.
I can't move because I'm getting a tattoo.
Wait, that's unbelievable.
No!
Yes!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not very clear.
That smells good.
Why does it smell good?
What is that?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Wait, that's unfathomable.
I'm out of shock!
I didn't think it would be too early to open it.
They're probably just chapped up now that we're open.
Oh my gosh!
They're probably just chapped up now that we're open.
I might, I'm going to leave.
Man, I'll leave next today. I ain't chapped up.
Nobody's gonna leave.
BAM! BAM!
We didn't say the oven was at the right temperature.
We just said it was open.
I can't believe that.
Bad. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have fun as we get it.
We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have fun as we get it.
Let's get our...
Fuck. Our icing.
Oh, how is it? Should we have kept beating it?
I don't know.
That's like two things.
No, that's like...
Two things?
I wish I could ask the chat, but...
I know. Okay, the flavor of this
this um, thorns that we made
is really good. It tastes like Baileys
We'll use this plate to plate and then we'll put another plate.
We need to make it look a little better at least.
Maybe a little cocoa powder, brown sugar.
How do I make it look better?
Where's the car accident?
We have, here.
Ten minutes, everybody.
Ten minutes.
Oh, okay.
This is like what was, and then what happened.
I love that all day.
She?
Yes, yes, yes.
Maybe let's put the bridge like a...
Yes, that's what was, and then what became.
Right?
I'm not going to give up all this porridge.
You want it? Okay, where do you want the porridge?
You want me to pour it on top? It's going to ruin it if you don't.
I'm really...
You want to see what it looks like today?
Jesus Christ.
Fuck this shit.
It's our chocolate.
I'm scared.
I mean, our chocolate.
Yeah, I think it's mine actually.
And for all some sexy shit, we can put some pot of sugar on the top of that bitch.
She's gonna be good, bro.
That's what you're supposed to do.
It's gonna be good, bro. Trust.
I feel what we do now. I guess we can get like a bag of it or something.
Yeah, we gotta get another...
Oh, bro. We're...
Oh!
I'm actually pissed.
It's a little raw.
It is a raw, but hopefully it'll make it that far.
Fucking awesome!
Why is the inside of your shit raw?
Yes, it is.
Like, this is good.
What the fuck?
What?
I think I need to put this in my bag.
I guess we can put it in the bag for now?
Or should we wait until we get the shit?
That gets me weighing it, I guess.
I mean, will it matter?
I'm not thinking about it.
It's not pretty, bro.
It's not pretty.
It's not pretty, yeah.
What did you need?
You can do it, you need to do it.
I'm going to place this next to the end of here and you can do it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And it's enough to fit in there.
All right, I'm not sure I'm going to be sitting up.
That's two blocks.
You don't need to cook it a little bit.
But we don't have time.
So are we going to go with some more of the clusters or like the water frame?
You should make both.
Do you like me?
Did everything for you, judges?
Actually, maybe it's supposed to stick her in the cup.
I don't know, bro.
Maybe you were right.
Maybe it's the egg whites.
Because this looks too yellow.
Maybe it was just a little bit.
Maybe that was just a little bit.
Maybe.
I think it's...
Well, we gotta pick one.
Yeah.
I got the strawberry.
Look at her.
It's white on the top.
She's gonna make it pretty.
So if they...
How many fans? Is it the white hovers? Did they get white pop a little bit more at the top?
Yeah, we do.
Should I stay here?
Maybe you stay here.
Let me get the ice cream.
I think you're gonna like this.
This pipe that shit.
This shit is so big here.
Maybe we should cool it.
Ow, don't throw it.
What's done is done.
The damage is done now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh it's like something.
Leave that for now.
I'm not even gonna use all this.
You don't need something?
Yeah.
Bro I'm gonna lock up.
Yo this is disgusting.
Yo Steve, is it me?
Yeah!
I'm gonna have to eat it.
Oh no!
Well.
Oh my God.
All right, this is real bad.
Oh, can't do it, I'm gonna start going out
and say good things.
Really, fluid-y.
Yeah.
It's gonna start leaking out.
Hold it like up, maybe.
Yo, I don't like the bottom,
it has all the liquid.
I actually might let it leak out somewhere.
Let the water leak out.
Like do it or go on.
Yeah.
Okay.
Snip it.
like I'll do like a small one oh my god
all the cheese all that's gonna be okay
let's go in and then we have whipped cream
we just whipped cream bro okay we got we got like
something there yo what
yo bro what's happening it's all liquid bro
okay what if we just spooned in there was that crazy
Okay, we have to cut these open and then like...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did you do this one?
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
Oh my... that's disgusting.
This is the worst thing I've ever done.
This is actually nasty.
This is... I'm not even...
Yo, this is...
I might want to use this spoon to scoop it in there, bro.
No, yeah, we'll just scoop it in there.
No, that's so bad.
That's so bad.
Oh my god.
Let's get a spoon, bro.
That's disgusting.
Chad, that is nasty.
Why are you facing me?
Bro, I need a cameraman for this, bro.
Dude, my camera's...
What just happened to my camera?
The screen watch is...
Disgusting.
Hey, guys!
Stop. Emily, you need to be nice.
I didn't even say anything!
Wow!
Wow!
Cool!
No pictures, please, no pictures.
I know it looks amazing.
Austin did all of it, you can just tell.
Looks so good.
Can't believe it.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
It's a no.
I'm sorry, Frank.
What? Are you? I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm bad luck.
Do we need anything from here?
I don't think so.
This is a piece of G.
I'm a boss.
No, I'm not.
How can I ship him?
You know me?
It's just so thin in my crack.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, it's dripping.
Yeah, talk.
Oh, sorry.
Oh!
It's okay, we'll cover it with chocolate.
True, true, true, true, true.
This is what I mean.
Oh my god!
Is that more?
Is that faster?
You want more, there?
Maybe.
Good enough.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, then you do a laugh on the chocolate.
Bro, bro.
Oh.
Yo, yo, yo.
It's just-
Yo bro.
It's falling apart, bro!
Bro.
Yo bro.
I'm gonna crash out.
I'm actually about to crash out.
Let it steep in here.
Let it steep in here.
I'm about to crash.
Wait.
What am I doing?
Oh my!
No, this is-
I'm about to crash out.
I'm about to-
You know, we need a plate.
What are the fucking plates?
We're gonna take it out.
Chocolate or chocolate?
We'll put that shit on the end or something.
This shit is hideous.
The chocolate can be a good touch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
People don't know.
Where's that one?
Oh, it's in the leak out.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, this one looks okay.
We're coming in dead last, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
It probably doesn't even taste the worst.
It just looks disgusting.
It looks disgusting.
It looks miserable.
Bro, this is good.
I'm just refrigerating it. Ask Russia to refrigerate it, I guess.
Can you throw this in the fridge real quick?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you see the face she fuckin' did when you told her that too?
She looked at it.
I covered all the nastiness with the chocolate.
Yeah, so I'm just gonna do a mimic of you on this one.
Then we gotta get out of the plate.
Okay, okay, just stop.
It's just whipping through the sugar, is that it?
I think you can take this and put it in a bag and just put it in.
Okay, okay, there's no time.
There's no time.
Just put it in the pocket.
Just put it in the pocket.
After this we will be here.
No!
Are you ready, judges?
Thank you, thank you.
Ours is looking great!
Hi, judges!
Wow! They're so beautiful!
Yeah, you guys look amazing!
Oh, no. I don't know what to do.
This needs to be microwaved more. It's not melted.
Where?
Oh, no.
Maybe he can, because she gives us time to do the toppings.
Yeah, this is the dullest scissors ever!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hands up!
Oh god!
Oh my god!
Hands up!
Wait, Ray, I'm noticing that!
Your god, get hands up right now!
Hands up!
I think Ray's here!
Hands up!
Walk away!
Walk away!
Oh wait, so do we, oh wait, do we not, we're supposed to?
You grab our phones.
Ah!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You can unhandcuff, come on over here, bakers.
Kat, you don't have to say anything different.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, they didn't say size.
I don't know how to say size.
Oh, they didn't say size.
Oh, they know. They know.
Gosh, every time I see myself walking by, I feel like a freaking crack in my face.
Posture check, everybody.
Posture check.
Have you seen it?
They can have their phones back, right?
Yeah.
It looks so natural.
Pulsate cheese bridge.
What can you do?
Well, those who know know.
Lucy, you'll all get yours.
Why is he saying I feel sick?
No, I'm sure it's just a figure of speech.
We feel like we're emotionally sick.
Happy.
Sick with happiness.
You can grab your phones now.
Phones, phones, if you want that.
Phones, phones, get your phones.
Phones basket, please turn in your Scantron.
I'm really old.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Beautiful ashes, by the way.
Thank you, bro.
You're so awesome. You're amazing.
I didn't see it.
I swear I didn't see it.
I swear I didn't see your chat messages.
Okay, but that's different.
I was in that chat for like 20 minutes.
Yes, I was typing.
She hates me.
Hello, judges.
All right, okay, line up, line up, Bozos.
I said to freeze.
That's how you're looking at it.
No, no.
It was hands up.
Well, it's supposed to be us.
Let's be honest with them.
Okay.
No, it's super.
Since you're in first place,
you get to choose the order.
Awww!
Order!
Look at that!
Did she go first?
Um, sure.
You want them to go first.
They're the least ready.
Wait, no, we get time to plate.
No, you don't.
Hey, they went hand-to-hand with hands-to-hand with these girls.
They went with plating yesterday.
What's with your ice cream?
Oh, yeah.
Interesting.
The arms of the angel.
We want Ray and Emory to go first.
Bring it on, bring it on.
All right.
You said you were going to put it in the fridge.
You said you were going to put it in the fridge.
It's my space, I'm playing, there's my place.
You can't play, you're trying to bring that.
I didn't mean to have her things,
she had it in the fridge, I'm going to bite her.
She didn't put it on her, I won't touch her.
No, why am I touching it?
I just figured it out so...
Oh!
It's probably my problem.
No, my problem.
Yeah, it's not so funny, right? Is it?
Uh, and...
Right?
Picture?
No.
Looking proud of it, like, you're awesome.
Oh, shit.
I like shit.
Wow.
Well, I wouldn't talk.
I wouldn't talk to you.
Let's see.
There we go.
Yay.
Okay.
Okay. Here we go. Tell us about your dish, ladies.
Okay, so originally we had a very complicated concept, but we decided at the end of the day,
simpler is better, right?
Yeah, simpler.
We didn't have a whole lot of time.
So we went to Basics.
So, yeah, you guys can truly taste the classic.
How basic is it?
Well, it's a Claire with chocolate on it.
What's inside?
There is an inside.
Um, there is stuff inside of there.
So, what's inside of the Eclare?
Inside the Eclare is more Eclare.
Yes, more Eclare.
Put the challenges, Eclare.
So, we thought, why not more Eclare?
So, we did multiple batches, and this was our best one.
This looks like a computer mouse.
So, that's cool.
It looks like a skull.
To be honest, it looks like a skull.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow, yummy.
Yeah.
It looks like you want to see the middle.
Yeah, oh, you've got to see the middle.
You've got to see it.
Camera, come get this one.
Ooh, let's go, Leslie.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, there's nothing in there.
Oh.
What happened to the strawberry and the matcha and the white chocolate?
We ran out of time, unfortunately.
I thought maybe you would be allergic, so I was worried.
That's right.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, allergy season.
Remember taxes too, rough.
Yeah, taxes.
She looks like she just saw a kidney.
Well, she didn't spit it out, so that's not bad, that's not bad.
That's true.
Nobody's spitting it out.
No one's spitting it out.
It's done.
Let's go back to that kid.
What we're baking here, though.
OK.
I think the more you try to reiterate that,
the worse all four are going to be.
Remember, is there anything on the inside of this shit?
And Claire's that one.
Claire.
We'll say there's nothing on the inside of that shit.
That thing on the inside of that.
And that's purple to the eclair that's inside there.
Wow.
There's no eclair inside there.
It's just a little raw in there.
What's your initial thought from the taste?
The taste is not that bad.
Like overall taste, the chocolate bomb.
That's the chocolate bomb.
It's a melted chocolate.
Scratch.
You can't really go wrong with melted chocolate,
to be honest with you.
This is a taste I've never really
endured in this format before.
It tastes like pasta.
Can you hear what I'm saying?
Like pasta without to make it.
A little bit of heat.
Oh, you did.
Is that good?
That's nice.
The chocolate's good.
There's no inside and it tastes again like cooked pasta,
which I wasn't expecting.
Okay.
What do you think?
Um, you know what?
You guys actually,
you got close to making a,
It's a type of a sugar cookie.
You got close to it.
Texture-wise, it's a soft sugar cookie.
It's the type, it's very old-fashioned sugar cookies,
usually what they're called.
But they usually have a little more sugar.
Never yeast.
But...
We thought we had it.
It's not horrible.
It's not horrible.
The chocolate does carry, because chocolate's gonna carry.
That's always a secret.
that, you know, that's gonna help.
You guys make the chocolate?
Yes.
Yes.
It's really good.
They melt the chocolate chips.
Oh.
Wow.
That's how I was thinking.
How did you think they made the chocolate chips?
I don't know.
I'm realizing at this moment, I don't know what chocolate's
made.
Oh, it's like a plant, and you got to, and it's a whole thing.
That's crazy.
But, OK, since you guys are first,
you get the fun, insightful things.
The correct way to make eclairs,
which nobody did correctly.
It is a pat a choux dough, which is similar.
You know what?
Pat a choux dough, it's a French dough.
Which, foil, right?
It's similar.
I knew it.
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
It's one of the most simple,
like when it comes to ingredients,
it's really, really simple.
You do water, butter.
You put that in your pan, you get melted.
You add flour to your pan actually.
Yeah, it's really interesting.
And what that does is it starts cooking the flour,
and then you add eggs and there's no leavener.
And the steam from all that water is what gives you your pop
and so it becomes kind of crispy on the outside
and airy on the inside.
So you don't even bake it or do you bake it?
You do bake it, but after you get that batter
you put it, you pipe it, which some of you did pipe
and then you put it in the oven
and then that's how you get it.
So close, you had the thought which was awesome.
You didn't trust your instincts.
Great, super.
Did you guys get to pipe?
Yeah, we did pipe.
We did pipe, that shit.
Yeah, you're gonna need some piping, I'm gonna put it.
Can I just say one word?
I don't think it should be a challenge
to find where the ingredients and the tools are.
Cause I asked you where the piping kit is
and you just kinda like looked at me
like I have fucking three eyes.
That's a good question.
Like, why is that part of the challenge?
Can I say that?
I think I was looking directly behind you.
Okay, but how am I supposed to know that?
How am I supposed to know?
He's a good question.
He's not sure.
I'll take this one back.
We think the competition is perfectly well-ordered.
You actually missed that one!
Oh my god, don't let me get me started on this guy, don't let me get me started on this motherfucker!
You think you're straight?
Not happy with first!
Unbelievable.
You're dynamic as a team today.
Oh, okay.
So we both, I feel like we're efficient, but I think a problem we have together is we're both kind of overthinkers.
Because we made two doughs, we made like four fillings.
I was working on the toppings and we ran out of time to do those.
Yeah, so that was a lot of weakness, but if we had 20 more minutes
We would have smoked all these guys missing in 20 more minutes. I'll say this I go over there
You guys are have this beautiful arrangement of like matcha chocolate chips
I have a bottle!
And like smushed your strawberries
None of it!
I know I was so excited to do this
We were so excited
And then we get again what tastes like noodles
I would never have guessed that this was that
But we did see the effort
We were trying
I think my advice to all bakers is even if you would have like I know you did the chocolate
You're like let's go classic even if you would have been the match of chocolate
You would have gotten points for creativity, right? So it's like you've had it there
It wasn't melted enough. Yeah, we had it melted and then by the time we're ready to use it it froze again
Son of a bitch. Yeah. Well, there was a good effort
Big improvement from Ray. She only put it out.
And a quarter of a...
I really like the teaspoon of salt.
I studied so much last night, like that's how I knew the dough and I just over thought
because I've watched so many videos, I put them all in one and I don't know which one
came from where, so.
You sabotaged yourself.
Oh!
It was knowledge.
We'll see.
Yo, y'all.
Yo, I'm telling y'all.
I guess I got everything all the way.
If you gave me that and told me what's the thing that they had to make, I would
have guessed stone.
Yeah, I would have guessed.
I wouldn't have guessed it.
Stone.
But that's okay.
At least it was edible.
It was edible.
Let's see what the other one is.
Yeah, okay, super.
Thank you, chefs.
Thank you, guys.
Hmm.
Not bad.
Yeah, you guys can go next.
Okay, no problem.
It doesn't matter where we go.
Yeah.
Really, when you think about it.
Fucking slime balls, them, huh?
Yeah, but I've tried to slime them.
I give the best.
What the fuck off of you?
Oh, thank goodness, the ball.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you for the story.
Oh, wow.
All right.
I'm going to stop.
Here.
Come on.
Hold it together.
Hold the plate, Renee.
Yes.
Wow.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
All right.
Please present to us your...
Hello, brothers.
Hello.
We are not only presenting a dish,
put a story for you all today.
25 years ago, little Johnny and his family from Louisville, Kentucky were out for a drive
in their Jeep.
Driving along, singing, take me home country roads.
Take me home country roads.
Have a long.
So they were driving along singing that song until they hit a patch of black ice.
The Jeep lost control, flipped.
Little Johnny's mother ejected from the front seat.
Completely.
Wow, ejected from the front seat.
She suffered blunt force trauma to the head and neck region.
Completely disfigured.
Oh my God. That's terrible. Please go on.
They called 911.
Little Johnny crying.
Oh my God.
They rescued her, brought her to the hospital, she's still living, clinging to life, immediately intubated.
Little Johnny would bring, every day, a little eclair.
And stick it in a feeding tube.
I feel like it would block things, but it didn't, did it?
No, it didn't. It didn't block anything.
No, it didn't.
And so, days went by, and his mother started to come to life pretty soon.
pretty soon she was breathing on her own again and talking again and ultimately
she made a full recovery and so that's what that is represented in today's dish
and so as you can see here here is the car accident this is the jit the
axis so don't eat that car accident don't eat that you don't want that okay
but look what it is and this is the exact same that was fed to little Johnny's
mother in the hospital.
You could have fed either of our mothers that, maybe.
Well, before we get to this case, let me share a story of my own.
When I was 18 years old, my mom died in a car accident.
Why?
I super thought that was funny.
So, so, so you telling this story, it was so nice to be reminded of my dead mom.
Your mom died in a car accident.
I didn't know that she died in a car.
You'd probably, if you would have made an eclair, though, maybe it would have.
Yeah, and that's what you're making me think is, oh my god, if I would have been there for
my mom who died instantly in a car.
Let me tell you something.
You think he didn't know that?
No!
You think he didn't know that story?
He knew what he was doing.
He knew what he was doing.
No!
No!
I can't wait to taste the odor of that snake bite.
No, I can't wait to taste the only that could have saved my mom.
No, no, no, no.
Thanksgiving has been lovely for, well, another 18 years.
The story was good if we thought we wanted to turn it into a story of hope.
Because she survived.
Well, mine did.
Mine died in a normal way.
Normal way.
So two dead moms on the table.
Isn't that fun? Let's get into it.
And hers is probably next.
Well, um, maybe don't it's a different story
Now I do fear also another thing judge
So this judge is he doesn't drink alcohol
We don't have any beers.
There's no berries, no alcohol.
I saw you for a day.
We said no to that.
So there's no alcohol in here because we were trying to promote a good...
No drinking.
No driving.
Yeah, you don't want to do this, something like that.
That'd be insane.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, this looks really good.
That one doesn't...
Let's dig in.
And question for you, is this the same dough that we'll be eating, this one or this one?
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
It does.
I have 22 fingers and I'm being taken right now.
This is nostalgic for a lot of us actually.
Look at it though, it looks great.
I had a question before we dig in.
What was your filling?
Well, the filling is dough.
I would be dissapointed of it in lieu, do you?
We tried, chefs, we tried to put the filling in, but it wouldn't fit.
So you just didn't, you didn't do filling, you.
We don't have a filling.
We just kept the filling.
We just kept the filling.
Cameraman, could you?
Fuck, that looked like...
No, no!
Alright, let's get a shot.
Don't get sick! Spin it out!
Don't get sick!
Oh my God, there's like a lot of things happening.
Oh, you definitely included bay leaves. Who lied?
What?
Did we lie?
No, no, no, no.
How'd that get in there?
No, no, no.
That's baking soda.
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
I taste it now.
I taste it now.
I taste it now.
Is there any soda that we added to make it look...
Think of the story.
Yeah, I can say that.
When you use too much baking soda, you get a metallic taste.
Ew!
Yeah.
It's like pennies, Chad.
Yeah.
Is it in the frosting or the dough?
You put powdered sugar on it.
You put powdered sugar on it.
Oh my goodness.
Yes, you did.
Oh, that didn't happen.
There's no proof.
Guys, we actually have a chance.
Yeah.
Belch more.
Really?
Interesting.
I mean, I was not sure.
Emotional.
I didn't expose too much.
I mean, oh, sorry.
Actually, the frosting with this one clears the frosting.
Emotional interference.
Emotional interference of the one.
Melted chocolate again.
Yeah, but it kicks.
Yeah?
I have no idea, so what are the odds originally we would have done something like that?
I think the sprinkles are good.
Good, good.
Awesome, you got the sprinkles.
Looks fun, like it's like kind of...
I think it looks more like than anything else that you're going to see.
What does this one look like again?
In part of the presentation.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
Again, this is a completely set on life, but well, yes, I'm a fan of this.
Awesome.
We never know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm such a lover.
No.
I can't.
Anyway, I think the dough, the dough actually, to me, if I'm crazy, call me crazy, is
a little better than the previous contestants.
That said, it's like, you know, we're talking percentage points here, but I don't know,
what do you think?
No, I think we'll deliberate for sure.
I think somehow you accomplish the overdone and underdone,
which comes from too high of a temperature.
No, for hand-pied.
OK, yeah.
It's not good.
Not good.
But interesting take on an employer.
We'll give you that.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, judges.
Thank you.
Both of us collectively are most sincere.
Yes, we are very sincere.
And they're all like little car crashes.
Like a pile of...
Oh man.
Right.
Remember that shit.
Thank you.
Well, I guess that leaves only one duo left.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I need to be on this too.
I got sleepin' out.
It doesn't leave you.
Also, um...
the white uh
I saw what it was
somebody tried to sabotage us
they threw in our plate
our plate is thrown away
our plate not thrown away
I don't know what the fuck this concoction is on the top
and they fucked up
and they turned our oven up on 450 degrees
you know what I hear
is that you didn't have your dessert on the plate when the time went out
I didn't have what
your dessert is not on the plate when the timer
no no I was looking at the server like this
It just wasn't on the play and you can only serve one plate and it's what your desserts on
Okay, we all smile first for the
Disclaimer before we get started here
So I think it's good to say that we got sabotage specifically by Mr. Show. Could you step on down, please?
They had their eclairs in the oven and they said oh we're taking ours out top ovens empty
But without telling anybody they cranked the temp chopped to 500 degrees
No cutie, cutie.
Thank you. Hold on. I said
I said, I'm gonna use it.
Oh, we're gonna use it.
You know where I'm from?
You know the school I went to?
The school of hard knocks.
So figure the fuck out.
Don't be the guy that walks around
turned off everyone's ice cream machine yesterday.
And they said, hey!
What?
Wait, what?
Can I say something?
We said all that to say with even us being the only thing that got sabotaged. They don't cook these motherfuckers
We are the only eat players with filling. Yep. Believe it or not
We have the feeling in our eat players
So we pop that motherfucking like I said, bro
Anyways, so that
What happens when you turn it up too high, it cooks the outside hell up after this, you
know what I'm saying?
But we try to mitigate it, we open it up a little bit, try to slow cook it all that
shit.
We try to make it do what it do.
No excuses?
Well that wasn't just all excuses.
That whole thing was just there.
It's more like a background story, if you would say.
Oh my God, it's so watery.
It is!
So!
Essentially!
This is great.
I promise it doesn't taste bad.
It's not going to taste bad.
It's not going to taste bad.
I'm actually feeling the promise.
It's giving me a bit of a visceral reaction because I don't like cologne.
I remember.
And it's looking like that way.
Feeling it.
Wait, what?
I don't know.
The consistency of that.
I promise you, it's not going to taste bad.
No, but it's like bubbling on the top.
Why is that bubbling?
Is that butter?
Why is that?
Sugar.
That's sugar.
That's sugar.
We eat that sugar, kitty.
Yeah, is that sugar?
That's powdered sugar.
No, it's a bubbly part.
Look at you.
You're looking so hard.
I think that's just like the liquid mix with the sugar. I do fear that you
You did the correct thing there
However, what happens even if you get a little bit of water into your chocolate it starts to chat. What's the word? I'm looking for
Even a drip of water, so that's why kind of going through here you've got these chunky monkeys
Because you got steam, you had steam on your bowl and I think it might have just came on over a little bit.
It literally melted.
I actually, it looked like it melted, I'm not in control.
What state is this? This is the shape of a United States.
Wait, let me see. It's like Indiana. Wait, Wisconsin.
Yeah, something like that. Wisconsin.
You also, you did burn your chocolate off. I did burn my chocolate.
Alright, I'm going in. Hey, hey, are you looking a little too hard?
Okay.
Burned chocolate off the part.
She took some bites. No, no.
It was the first one I was afraid, and then so I...
You're fine.
Uh.
No, sometimes.
Come on.
Oh, you're...
Yo, cutie.
Jesus.
You want some more?
It's fucking raw.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what are we supposed to do?
But that's the oven.
But it doesn't taste raw, though.
It doesn't taste raw, though.
Okay, let me give you a fun little secret.
Okay?
So, if this were to happen again, you'd pull it out.
Outside, you'd know it's freaking done, you know, but your inside is raw.
what you could have done is literally just like take a cookie cutter to this and
then scrape off your top scrape off your bottom put it back in the oven it would
have just got it would have still been bad for the record but it would have been
better than this. Yeah but that's okay. Take a bite. I'll take a bite. It's like I said, that's big bite. Let's go back in.
Wait, what's wrong with it?
You too.
Nah, I'm watching my figure.
Wait, really?
It's actually not bad.
I'm gonna try the chocolate.
You know what I mean.
This is the bite that I took and there's no filling.
It melts it. I swear there's no filling.
Do you have filling over there still?
You see how it's wet? That's where there was.
It melts it.
It melts it.
So we tried to make custard.
But we know how.
So we made whipped cream basically.
Again, you guys were so close.
Whip cream. What's in it?
Cream.
Cream.
Sugar.
No, let's stop there.
Whip cream. What's in it?
Lipping.
Cream.
So why? Why did we add milk?
Why did we add milk?
Oh, you used to put sugar in whipped cream.
There is eventually powdered sugar,
but I just wanted them to focus on the taste.
They started adding milk.
We thought it was milk and cream.
No, because what happens,
The way that whipped cream works is it's your fats, okay?
So as you're whipping it, you're adding air to those fats.
And by taking milk and adding it in there,
you just diluted all your fat.
It was never gonna get air,
because we need to get these little bubbles.
If you can't get bubbles.
I didn't take chemistry in about 10, 12 years, bro.
Right, it's okay.
But that's how we're learning.
And tomorrow you know how to make whipped cream.
Maybe you'll need it.
So okay, but when we try to get it in there, right?
You try to, you try, you want to say that?
I don't know if they resulted in the filling.
No, they just put the filling just like it's just like because they melted it.
It's seeped into the bread.
It's just because they put milk as their filling, so it's just wet.
They added wet to their wet.
Yeah, I feel like that's worse than no filling.
I think they didn't know, which is kind of true.
Yeah, I think that's kind of true.
We have a lot to deliver.
A lot.
OK.
Well, gentlemen.
I have no point.
Thank you so much.
Did you really not like that piece that you gave me?
You got a crispy, nice one.
You didn't get the middle of it.
What's your favorite color dog?
You love really?
I have a lot of them.
It's gonna be cream.
Are those real?
It's gonna take another bite.
Are those real eyelashes?
Yeah.
Taking another bite.
I think he's got low standards.
Am I crazy?
I feel like it's fine.
Who's this?
There's no big one.
I think she's talking about the dark chocolate, maybe the water type.
The dark chocolate is like a...
Is it water type?
It's a chocolate one.
Even if you burn, you could have a pound of melted chocolate.
If you burn a fourth teaspoon, the whole thing is going to taste like that.
Really?
Yeah.
Burnt chocolate you can't come back from.
Alright, burnt?
I couldn't actually...
That's what you're tasting.
They didn't move bacon, that chemical is...
There's no bacon called bacon.
It's your burp.
Can I hear some more music out of you, Katie?
What are you going to drop us for the song?
Yes, please.
Wow, that's so nice.
I've got four songs done.
That's one, okay.
They're already done.
They're recorded.
Mixed Masters?
Yeah, Mixed Masters.
They're coming.
in the bathroom you should get a young
I have no idea it's just so oddly specific
Who's first I have zero
Eating because they're eating
Or is it
I think there was like the burnt chocolate
I can't play no bacon powder or soda.
Fuck.
Wait, Chad, what do you think?
Yo, Chad, both of us...
Like, the Christy outside part of mine was actually...
I thought it was really good, but like the inside, I was like,
I can't believe you!
You are a sick fuck.
I mean, look, I am a...
Yo, that fucked us. That actually fucked us.
We're like, yo, how do we create a room?
Yeah, someone was like, how did you burn your parchment paper?
Right, it was so close.
I think it would be...
I think it'd be...
Yo, guys!
I know.
You guys know that we had them on for chocolate right?
You're supposed to know that.
We made the strawberries.
Because you're idea?
No.
No.
You don't know.
Yeah, they were scheming.
We heard you guys.
Yeah, we noticed them do.
But we didn't tell you guys.
I said, you're just as in it.
You're just as guilty.
Oh, because we saw them.
We were like, oh, they weren't guilty.
I think you guys are under representing guilty.
Well, they thought you'd look at the temperature.
It was that.
It was not too temperature.
Being complicit is just as bad.
Well, you maybe should have preheated your own oven like we did.
I'm gonna remember this one as we did.
Well, now I know.
Everybody's gonna cook this whole weekend, bro.
I'm telling you, do you guys think that the story was too much?
Oh, it worked, right?
No, I mean...
I don't think it was too much, right?
No, I don't think it was.
Listen, they're not gonna dock once, but you're not gonna get the extra point for me.
She was like, no, I didn't kill you.
She survived in the, did you not hear the end of the story?
She survived because of the eclairs.
Did I hear that?
But she's damaged her life.
I didn't know that.
That's how she, I didn't know that.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
It's a funny story.
It was supposed to be a story of hope, perseverance,
and, and, and.
It just made them sad.
I just didn't, I didn't mean to unearth.
I didn't know at all.
Right.
We didn't realize that, yeah.
Well, we are deeply...
No, this is not a fan's box.
I think we can turn it last.
I think it's really close.
And if we only...
We just fucked up on the milk, bro.
We didn't fuck up on the milk.
We think it's not probably gonna be good.
Fuck!
Fuck, isn't it?
And Cudie was almost incentivizing us.
She's like, yeah, yeah, you go,
so that's like, wow.
What the...
What?
We were talking about it.
At the finish, we're in Austin.
Oh my god, are you serious?
Your chat was doing it too, they were like this.
It was like that was a beginning.
Yeah, it was a really sabotage.
Yeah, we put it in.
It's our fault for our chat.
It's been done fucking up.
I'm reading your chat and they're on our side.
Yeah, of course they are.
Why would they love me?
All you have to do is like this.
Yeah, they're like, yep, we're on your side.
Go vote in 2D chat for a swimmer.
Oh yeah, 2D chat for a swimmer.
Yeah, go for it, man.
That's the story, please.
Yes, please, please, bro.
Our story, no, oh my god.
That's great, Brad.
I'm at the bottom.
We were the only team that played third day games.
Yeah, Brad.
So make it a spicy competition, both for me and Emmy.
What?
What?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
What is going to change it? There's no way it's a clean station.
No, no way.
I don't know.
Maybe here's my guess for those points. Teamwork? Or why the hell is slime wearing eyelashes?
Maybe it's the first person.
What is this? Is that eyelashes?
Is that eyelashes?
Is that eyelashes?
I said something.
Did you guys say something?
I said something.
I said something.
I said something else.
I don't know when you got it.
When did you say it?
I don't know.
I remember I didn't say it.
I don't know.
That's a good one.
It's just a guess.
It might be, if it is something, eyelashes is probably the first person to do it.
I know I didn't mention it, but...
They were like, wow!
And it's a long deliberation for them, actually.
It's like, fuck these motherfuckers.
They're like, they're really just taking in the story.
They're like, I'm guessing.
Yeah, they're really...
No, they're probably like, fuck, they're all so bad.
They're all like, oh, no.
What's going on here?
What?
Y'all back together, or what?
Oh, oh!
Oh, hey, Molly.
So Ray didn't know that me and Emily were married and Ray also proposed to Emily, not knowing anything.
So I proposed to Emily on Boulder Beach in South Africa on a rock. I got down on half of me.
And she said no though, right?
She was giggling and can't remember if she said yes.
I was like, hey, you're right, thank you.
I got it on the blog, so I'll check the camera.
I'll tell her about Emily.
Yeah, I'm going to talk to you later that night. I saw clips of Abby and Maya.
So why do you wait wait you didn't what with Maya?
You know, I wasn't sure what was real so I didn't know if this was real
So you blame her
Emily knew
I love all my wives.
Like, is that so wrong?
I don't know.
There's like a whole queue like that.
There's a whole queue like that.
When we got married, I said that there were three of us.
There was.
I'm going to give you a second.
So it's too late to get married to somebody else?
Yeah, yeah, if you want.
And we'll be in a relationship.
I always want one.
And if you're not the one for me,
I might have to find someone else.
Really, Emmie?
Hey.
This is a cake.
I like so many because M&M, M&M, M&M, M&M, M&M, M&M...
We've got so cute.
Wait, you have such a good thing going on.
You ruined it for me.
Don't look at me.
He's trying to think about it.
Okay, yes, calm down.
Who do you like the most?
I like all of them.
Oh my God, I can't take it anymore.
Why are you starting from them?
I was in combat. I was in war, I got shot, got straight up, got served here, right there.
I just don't believe you got shot in my name, right?
Thank you for your service.
Thank you.
I was out here that afternoon and shit. Appreciate it.
I was doing shake shots up the top of my killing niggas.
It kills people.
Intervention, yeah.
I feel like what actually happened?
Oh, I got a little, I need my cartilage, and my knee ran out.
You want to say anything else?
I put a little kid inside the game.
Did you run out?
Yeah, I was a genetic shit.
Oh.
Yeah, so I got someone's cartilage in me right now growing.
Feel me?
It's a little boy.
And you know he also had a particular torsion.
He went to the hospital for a particular torsion.
You got a sprain in your balls?
No, your balls twisted, and then they start getting like...
There's nothing that they've shown for males that's like more painful.
Wow!
That's the highest pro, like the highest peak moment.
We're since passing stones?
Oh, they thought I was passing stones.
Hello!
It's a lengthy deliberation, jeez.
I learned a lot about rage.
Yeah, great.
Am I in trouble with my wife?
I'll have to fix it later.
Hey!
Hey!
Hi.
Yeah, I was really hearty.
Hey guys, hey, hey.
Stay in the car.
Just get out of here.
Get out of here.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You're so funny, you.
I got a lover.
Say, you got a lover.
This guy is funny.
He is my affiliate.
My social network.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, just stomach first.
I love it.
All right, well, great job, everybody.
That was awesome.
And Chat, thank you so much for using
your Twitch Prime right now to support the show.
I noticed that none of you did use it, but you could, so.
And you should.
Think about that.
Okay.
Well, first, first we're gonna, you know, you do get points, and first place is gonna
get six points, second place is gonna get four, last place two points, okay?
Okay?
So Leslie, I will have you tell them who got last place today.
Why won't you hand them over?
Do you have any bonus points today?
We do have bonus points.
Those are afterlays.
Those are afterlays.
Afterlays.
Afterlays.
All right.
So in last place, first of all, this was really hard for us.
We were, that's why it took so long.
It was a lengthy deliberation.
We couldn't decide because there was good frosting
and then there was good, you know, the scone,
not the scone, the eclair was good.
It was good.
It's going like, it's going like.
But at the end of the day there was one that was the worst of them all.
And it was nasty.
Like I hate that and I want to spit it out fast.
And um...
That's so annoying, bro.
That's so annoying.
In addition to that...
In addition to that...
Oh yeah.
The presentation.
Oh yeah.
And the narrative.
Oh!
And the narrative.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
You took it off!
Oh shit!
You're gonna pay for it!
You're gonna fucking bomb! You're gonna fucking gonna pay for it!
We get a dose line, we're sorry, we're sorry!
What's offensive?
I mean, you know, you roll a dice, and maybe it lands on everyone's mind.
But I'll let you...
In last place, Austin and Emily.
No! No! No!
Because we need more Clariface!
That is not true!
We need more Clariface!
What?
What would you like to say?
Oh well, we apologize about your mother
and other authorities.
I have no idea!
We apologize!
What?
I could have asked!
Fucking ask!
It tasted really bad.
Yeah, it was the worst tasting.
So it wasn't the story?
If it was a Bang & Eclair,
Rip Bomb, but...
It really tasted that bad?
It was bad.
Was it the baking store?
It was the baking store.
What about the...
But the presentation looked pretty good.
The story?
The story was...
A big part of it, really.
It's been a lot of time doing that.
I do understand.
Thank you.
That's your second, so your winners are.
Alright, now Slime will say who our winners are for six points.
So who is not mentioned will just receive the second place silver medal.
team really showed up in teamwork they showed up in tenacity and ultimately it
It tasted the best.
I would like to award first place to Valkyrie Emerald.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What we can only imagine what it would have been like if you had the fillings
Yeah, like pipes. Yeah, if you had gone it all the way up.
A couple more minutes, we would have had it.
It would have been a brutal login.
We saw the vision, we saw all the things.
I was breaking my hands.
She was breaking it.
The picture was like, hold it down.
I was breaking it.
I was breaking it.
I was breaking it.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It was the best.
It should have only gone better.
Next time, just ask it to go to an aquarium first and maybe you'll get there.
So second place is in that hat, but it was very...
Yeah, it is.
The bonus point, the bonus point.
You got a bonus point.
Now, bonus points for today.
The random Mario Superstar bonus point was first in Oven,
which went to Emily and Austin.
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
Is there one for the story?
No bonus for that.
Nope.
And then chat.
Chat's bonus point was it was awarded to Valkyrie.
Woo!
We deserve dessert!
Oh my God, this chat!
Wait, really?
My bonus point today went to whoever was nicest to my staff.
So I did ask my staff to see who was nicest and it goes to Emily.
Oh, really?
Yeah!
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
And then, uh...
What about the dolls and shit?
The dolls and the Pokemon and shit.
The fuck you mean?
The songs and the other songs?
Right.
I acted like I cared.
I mean, I told you I showed you that I cared and shit.
No, I get it.
I sure get it.
Um, Leslie, what are your bonus?
You know what's crazy is that I literally would have given you a bonus.
I mean, I'm not going to give you a bonus.
I mean, I'm not going to give you a bonus.
I'm not going to give you a bonus.
You know what's crazy is that I literally would have given you a bonus point
But the first thing you said to me was remember when you ignored me in your chat like we have never met by the way
Yeah, yeah, and then you came at me. No
Remember when you eagled me
And I didn't
And so that didn't leave an impression so with that said my bonus point
I'm very bribeable. I stated that at the start of today. I did it yesterday
Two raids on twitch yesterday from Emily and Ray. Thank you so much
It's the same thing!
The same thing of the competition or not. Do we care about the same thing of the competition?
It's up to my judges on how they want to give their bonus points.
I think some of the judges...
The judges come to mind.
I care for what I got.
I'm not going to be a judge tomorrow.
I will get on one knee.
Every... oh my god.
Your bonus points.
My bonus points.
I have something to confess.
confess. Can we get a crash zoom? You'll know when to do it. These aren't my real eyebrows.
Lashes. They were fake. I know. As I walked around and talked and glad-handed, some of
you complimented my eyelashes. The following have earned one bonus point for complimenting
my eyelashes.
Yes, sir!
Yes!
Woohoo!
Yes!
Go!
No, you didn't.
What did I say? You look beautiful!
Hey!
The bonus points have been awarded. Thank you.
It's on camera!
Isn't it on camera?
You have to wash the vlog bag. I'm not sure.
Do you have a clip?
I do, I like to throw the red flag.
Charles, what comment on his eyelashes?
Specific eyelashes.
It was all on the field stand.
Terrible.
All on the field stand.
I didn't want to bring attention to the specificity
specifically to the viewer.
No, you didn't want to say something
that would be heartwarming to me.
That's fine.
Well, it actually makes sense
for everything that happened today.
Oh.
Right.
All right, well, we have news standing.
Yes!
Going into day three tomorrow.
In first place right now, we have Emery with 12 points.
Yay!
Yay!
12 points.
Oh, fuck on her, bro.
In second place, we have Super TF with 11 points.
11 points.
Oh, he's my friend.
In third place, we have Valkyrie with 10 points.
Oh, my god!
She went from 10 last.
Third.
Started from the bottom, now we can't change that.
Tied for fourth place. We have at eight points Austin and Emily
Honestly after that story I'm actually happy to be
In last place at seven points is rage
I've been there, no longer there, but I've been there.
Alright, well thank you, thank you Bakers.
Tomorrow will be a new challenge.
Judges, thank you for being here.
Anything you'd like to say?
It was a pleasure.
It was an absolute pleasure.
Thank you guys for watching, thank you for being here, we'll see you live tomorrow
noon for Master Baker date.
You won't want to miss it, I know the recipe, I mean just the thing and it's gonna be good.
When you're brabable so you can tell me, if you know what it is, you're brabable.
Are you?
John, wait, what's going on?
You said you're brabable and you know what's going on tomorrow.
I'm gonna read this earlier today, like literally in the room I said I'm brabable.
Off for real.
Okay, tell me what the thing tomorrow is.
What do you want to answer?
Money!
Okay, I'm going to read it.
I'm going to read it.
I'm going to read it.
I'm going to read it.
I'm going to read it.
I said, I'm robbable.
Off for a while.
Tell me what the thing tomorrow is.
What do you want me to answer?
Money!
OK!
What's in there?
Take it!
What's tomorrow?
20 bucks.
In 20 cents?
What's tomorrow?
Well, I'm not the judge tomorrow.
OK.
I got 25.
From who?
Super.
We're good to end it.
Yeah.
Bye!
If you guys are on the main page, I want to say goodbye.
I'm sorry, Ray.
Fuck that fee.
Bye, Chad. Thanks for the point.
Bye-bye. Thank you.
Bye, Chad. Thank you.
You know, I really had no idea.
I really didn't.
You're gonna take my shoes and speak to somebody else.
I'm so glad that you're here.
You're last, bro.
Beth, tell everybody you know.
Huh?
I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna be the villain of this shit.
I'm gonna be the villain of this shit.
You're gonna be the villain of this shit.
I'm gonna get in first place in the next two days.
So you're gonna be the villain and you don't need to know the difference between college sugar and graduate sugar.
I'm gonna be the villain.
I'm good fuck
That's not be nice to make me friends with niggas cook. I'm telling you niggas is cook. What's fucking phone?
Yo, what's the fucking Emily and Jess?
Oh god, I am
I got him!
Oh
Get out of here
Wait, chat! Our vote was tied, we're raised!
Huh? What happened?
Yeah, fuck these babies.
They're ass. Fuck these bars you're doing as well.
Fuckin' bottom ass here, this...
18K, how much we out of here?
Get out my chat. Just get out my chat. I rather have 5K than you bum ass niggas.
And don't vote!
I'm not lying, I'm chillin, chillin, chillin, chillin, chillin, I'm playing, I'm playing, I love y'all, I love y'all, I love y'all, I love y'all, I love y'all, I'm just tight, I'm a sure loser, I'm a right loser.
Yes we are. Gio switch to Emily's camera. We're going to do Emily Cam today. We're going to live Emily's world.
This part's outside.
Our E is back and we're going to an actual Michelin star restaurant today.
Yes we are.
It's going to be delicious.
And it's not sushi.
It's not sushi. Can I tell you what the type of food is?
is the type of food is steak. I love steak Emily. I'm actually a carnivore. All I eat is meat.
Me too. You eat vegetable? I can do some broccoli. How the fuck do you carnivore? Well you don't eat any vegetable? Well I'm an omnivore. I only eat meat. Straight meat. You can say meat on one of my mouth. You're also a carnivore and a loser.
I can't believe that we used to be tied.
And now he's six.
And then I see a fourth.
Watch this gonna happen tomorrow.
Okay.
Watch this gonna happen tomorrow.
I will, I will.
Watch this gonna happen tomorrow.
Like I really just can't believe it.
It's...
Why is your chat saying look?
What?
Why is your chat being mean?
No, they're just LOLing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She wants what in his mouth?
Meat, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like chicken, like, like, food meat.
Yes.
Like, meat.
Yes.
A real good meat.
else to compare? No. Do they know we're about to go right now? Yes, they just say bye to everyone.
And then we're going to go shopping at the mall first and then go to dinner at dinner at 6.
Dinner at 6? Yes. Let's go.
Oh my.
No!
Run!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I did hurt at least.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ah, that was a good one.
That's a good hurt at least.
OK, chat.
You going to head out?
Yes, OK.
We'll go.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
You can call the point.
OK, we're going to the mall first.
OK, I'm going to call the Uber.
I'm going to want you to type in the mall.
OK.
We're going to go to the mall.
And I told Ray that I really want to go to Popmart.
And you've never been to Popmart before, right?
No, that is.
You never really pop?
Pop?
Or pops?
Like pop?
Like soda?
Pop?
Like pop?
Pop mark.
Pop?
So we-
Yeah, yeah, and then it's a mark.
Wait, you know the booboo's?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's where you get the booboo's from, but you don't have to get the booboo's today.
You can get anything else that like-
You still collect the booboo's?
No, I'm over it.
Please, thank you.
Ever since I bought this, it's another one in Hawaii.
It's been GG.
I was traumatized.
Okay, has your look been better or worse since the booboo's entered your life?
Because they're cursed! I'm telling you, they're demonic. They're cursed.
Bad luck luck.
It has been kind of the worst!
Yes! I'm telling you, get the shits away from me, gang.
You think that they're like cursing me?
They have bad energy spirits around them. There's only a day.
The day of the un-getting.
A lot of fucking little boobies come alive and start fucking killing people, gang.
I'm telling you.
What?
It's deeper than what we think.
Gotta open that eye that's right there, bruh.
What's wrong?
I'm telling you, bruh. Read about Pizza Gate.
Pizza game.
Yep.
Austin, bye.
Bye.
Great to see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Bye bye, Austin.
Bye bye.
My pussy ear homie.
My pussy ear.
I thought you meant a pussy ear.
You think you can do that?
You didn't pussy?
Oh, hell no.
That's like eating pussy.
Oh my God.
I feel like it's way more fun than the shit you'd be doing,
man.
No offense.
Oh.
I mean, I just don't think that it's,
I just think it's too complicated.
Yeah.
I think it's too complicated at first.
I think it's just very complicated.
How would you want the pussy just looks like a very complex device?
I feel like it's fine, bro.
That's to each the room.
To each the room.
I disagree fundamentally, but you know, hey, I'm not actually, I'm pro, I'm more that than
Boots.
You don't fuck with Boots?
Oh, you like to fuck with Boots?
I think Boots are cool, but like, I don't understand anything, so if you're straight,
You think you'd be an ass god or to get up? Yeah, I think that's universal. It's not no problem. I'm a homie. So titty guys
Really
So you you go me and then you don't give me a free point
Oh!
You went into Leslie's chat, okay, and then she did don't know what.
I was having a blast over at the community, we were talking about Pokemon and you feel
like we're prior to the game.
And here's what they know, girl, she saw it, she saw it, within that time spread she
was reading chat.
No?
She said, oh yeah, I'm going to use that guy's head.
Every time I look over, I'm going to miss message.
She do got Moser, chat do be moving.
What?
Why would I agree?
Uh, I don't got Moser for you?
I followed you on Twitter and you can follow me.
Oh, right?
Nah, I haven't followed anyone on Twitter like two years though.
That's fair.
Is that true?
Wait, there's no way to follow me on Twitter.
Two years.
Of course I follow you on Twitter.
You did it last month.
Oh, you do follow me.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, that's fair.
Oh, you don't play games?
You're dumb.
Okay, maybe you can pull the mic off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, we are diverse.
We are both...
I'm a gamer, I'm a gamer.
She's the IRO, she's the IRO streamer.
I'm the gamer, but it makes a balance
and creates perfection.
Y'all still working on it.
Y'all butt heads a little too much in a competition.
Okay.
Okay.
I know Mad Wolfe bro like what the fuck? I know Mad Wolfe. What's your best game?
We'll escape.
What?
No.
What the hell are you gonna out there?
That's a random.
Um, Valorant.
Valorant.
That's a heart stone one time.
Oh, that's a lunatic.
That's a davenerate.
That's a davenerate.
That's a davenerate.
Shoot a wall.
He just snuck and shoot us in the eye.
You know she's not good at shooting.
Okay.
What do you plan on?
We wanna take you to be 100 levels of zombies.
It'll take me under 24 hours.
How long would it take you guys?
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm gonna take you to the first level of the world.
Okay.
You're gonna go to the first level of the world.
Yeah.
under 24 hours.
How long would it take you guys to be
plunged down to play Gumball?
Pretty fun.
I could do it.
I'd be down.
Oh, time.
I'm doing this thing.
I'm down to do anything.
I don't play any games.
Any time, anywhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Any time, anywhere.
Any time, anywhere, yeah.
Yeah, we would, we would.
We would.
We would.
We would want yours.
We would want this one.
We would want this one.
We would think about Emily.
We would want you to want it.
She might have not played a lot of games,
but she has a natural brain IQ.
She has natural shoots, so she'll learn quick.
You understand what I'm saying?
I know a game I thought would be good for Karen Astler.
Chains together, first to the top.
Oh!
We're like, that's the last thing that's important.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm ready to play the game.
Wait, wait.
Have you played it before?
Yeah.
Have you played it before?
Yeah.
Have you played it before?
Yeah.
Have you played it before?
See?
You know the strats, you know the strats, you know, I got you.
I'm gonna shoot.
You're gonna rather play a shooter game.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, I'd rather do, I'd rather be trained together.
No, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Don't even worry about that.
They are not even close to me on shooting.
I can carry you.
You don't have to do that.
I want to be taught.
Oh, okay.
That's probably true.
You're good.
That's probably true.
What games do you play?
You don't play Valorant?
Yes, I do.
You don't play Rivals?
I play Bird, I play...
You don't play...
I know, that's the beat you, brother, that's the beat you, gang.
I wasn't fucked with you.
Oh, yes, thank you, thank you.
I like all the shit that you were talking about.
Yes?
And I knew about the camera.
And you're the only person that gave me the fuck.
I mean, yeah.
I fuck with him.
You thought about it, you didn't think about it, you're chevon.
She's lying, she's lying.
All right, brother, let's see.
Watch that.
You still a second place game you second place
Okay
Of course.
The baking soda.
That's awesome.
I thought it was alcohol.
The baking soda, you can smell it.
I don't know.
Awesome, just eyeballed it and put a lot in it.
I'm pretty sure Bigsley's looking at a very small amount.
Oh, look at what a lot.
A teaspoon, it's less than a teaspoon.
Yeah.
It's not a little bump.
Get ready.
Look at the size of the containers.
That's what we're supposed to portion that.
Don't we made a lot of flour?
I was like, no, we didn't.
It was a lot.
You know what I mean?
Get ready.
Thank you for today.
See you later, Alligator.
You guys are going to the mall.
I'll do what I say
All right, goodbye
I'm sorry
Hey, G, where are you going?
Y'all will see this video
Y'all gonna see
I'm going home
Oh, I know, but Simon is giving you a ride
Oh, is he?
Oh, awkward
He went outside already
No, he's watching this
No, he's literally going
Oh, he literally said he wanted to give you a ride
Maybe he's still out there
Yeah, maybe he asked you
Time to get in
He was like, I'm gonna give you a super ride
Go get your ride
And I was like
He's not...
No, he's not
Uh-oh
I'm so good
You have pay for your Uber
No, no, I'm not, I'm just, I'm just...
Hey, we're on our way to get the ball.
Yep, we caught a ball.
I'm gonna go to Pop Mart, whatever the hell that is.
Are excited for Michelin dinner?
Yes.
Fuck.
Ray, I'm taking Ray to a Michelin dinner again.
Michelin's out, yeah.
I need to give you some advice.
What?
Stay on the other side of the table.
I've heard about the legendary part, though.
Oh!
Oh, no, no, no, I, but for the cream...
Amber?
...I think we might have to sell it the same size.
Amber?
Yes, yes, Ray.
What did she tell my legendary farts?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like your farts smell like eggs, like egg,
like Ron eggs.
I don't understand.
What?
We bonded that night.
Yes, yes, yes.
What did y'all do that night?
Y'all were that initially?
In South Africa, she took me to a very fancy restaurant.
And the windows were open.
We were about to kitchen.
The sauce getting whisked up everything, right?
We were just laying there.
She ripped?
She looked at me at the end of dinner.
And she's like, I can smell my farts.
Well, I just thought about it too, I don't know what it was.
Okay.
Or just like science.
No, she's there.
Oh, I said it's so right.
Yeah, there's science.
What sugar is your parts, gang?
The food was like a weiner.
It was like a weiner to a spicy food.
So there's a chance she stinks up this gut and the rest of it.
If the food is bad, yeah, I might stink it up.
But I'll let you know.
It would not be that it was fine.
Really?
Really?
Okay, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that was good.
That's just a normal function, okay?
Yeah.
And as a friend, you should support healthy balance.
Oh, I shit five times a day.
Okay, would you do it at the restaurant?
I shit anyway.
Okay, you pooped five today too?
Is that normal? That's normal though, right?
I asked everybody this.
Bye, Majae.
She said four times, three, four, five, not three, three's the little.
Oh, you do poop a lot.
Four, five, six.
Wait, oh, you pooped six times a day.
You pooped five days a day.
Bye, Majae.
What do you thought I said, four?
No, no, no, I just can't believe you pooped that much in an egg.
Is that correct? When you wake up, before bed,
And after every time you eat?
No, I think it's a little bit.
As soon as I eat, like 10 minutes later,
I gotta use the bathroom.
15 minutes later, I gotta use the bathroom.
I don't think that's normal.
I can hold it and it'll go away.
But if I go to the bathroom, I put this on off.
I'm on once a day.
Me too.
In the morning.
In the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all might die early because of that.
You actually got to poop two, three times a day.
What's causing your knee issues?
What the fuck?
How does that cause my knees?
Yeah, we do not.
Yeah, I got knee surgery.
I was like come back I got shot, I got shot here too, I shot here too, came out this side,
came out this side right there, been shot from the side of him.
You've been shot?
Yeah, twice, twice.
I've been shot, I've been shot, I've been shot, I've been twisted balls.
Hey twisted balls, touchicular torges.
Oh yeah, you're playing them.
I've been twisted.
Okay, we don't actually talk about my trauma.
Well it's like, you know, it's like you know, it's like you know.
I've been through a lot that my pain tolerance is hella high. Do you know I'm sorry?
Okay, so this is staying in males called only guys get it because they got balls and
It's not genetically is nothing just random. It's chance like bad luck
The cords on your testicles can wrap around each other and then the circulation gets cut off
There's no blood going to your testicle dies and
Pete pan most
They also got lucky because they unraveled while I was in the garden while I was in the hospital
They were dying and they didn't know what happened. They thought I was passing kidney stones or something
I was screaming and crying because it was in my stomach. I thought it was in my stomach overly. That's what I felt at first
I've been through it
I was just over here and you talked about shit in five times a day. Yeah, you got IBS
Haitian
No, I don't have ideas, but we'll take you to it. Maybe you should talk to somebody
I know a few people that do it too. Oh, they should not know I'd be at some stomach hurt my stomach. Don't be hurt
I don't want none going in my butt awesome
Well, it's not they're not
Now that's a lot of it. We need to erase the stigma because it's not about that this ain't it's not a sexual act
You need one in your life anyway
Take a finger in your butt
No, they don't. They stick a camera in your butt.
And they stick a camera up.
Prostate exam, they stick a finger in that.
Yes, yes! Prostate!
You got your prostate checked early?
Yeah.
Okay.
But that's...
He's watching them smiling.
It's all medical.
Yeah, it's a...
Relaxed.
Did you ever call an hospital too?
No, but my husband did it.
Wow.
I mean, I had a call in an hospital.
What? So they stick a stick in my ass?
Not a stick. They stick a camera up.
And you're asleep.
You don't even feel it.
You're not awake.
So when I wake up, I'm not going to feel like my booty-wumping play with...
They got doctors and nurses and mad niggas are looking at their professionals.
The thing about it is doctors, medical professionals when they see the human body they don't think
of it like we do because they're professionals. They don't think about it. They've seen so much,
they've seen everything. You know what, like in the hospital, like I talked to these nurses
and I had the stomach flu one time. You ever heard of the double dragon? What? It's when
you're peaking at your mouth and you're treating her. Well, that's happening to me. Yeah,
it's like. Well, I was hospitalized and they gave me a commode. What's that? It's
It's not even attached to plumbing.
Jesus, it's like you're shitting into a bucket.
Oh my goodness.
I know it's gross.
I know it's gross.
But my point is, I would have called last time
because I have to call them to come out and give them a check.
And they were like, don't worry about it.
We see it all the time.
They don't care about it.
Dang.
My point is, thank you Austin.
Wait, no, I never dealt with that.
Sorry.
Thank you Austin.
Sorry.
Thank you for sharing.
I just wanted to share that.
Wait, wait, that sounds kind of crazy though.
Thank you Austin.
What's the difference between that?
Real talk.
you should absolutely get my asshole checked.
Yes.
But don't talk and quit framing it like that.
Let's just put it down my throat with some shit.
Yeah, they could to look at your stomach,
but they can't do that to get like.
You've got too much intestines for it.
Bro, what?
Like this.
What am I, what am I intestine different?
What if your intestines are what?
What if it different?
What am I different?
They're not different right?
You don't know that.
I'm shitin' so many times a day, you don't know that.
You're the guy.
You're the guy.
I feel like my shit is just like this.
You're maybe one large.
I'm not close.
You're not close?
I'm not close.
You're not close until I...
But even if I don't have dairy, I'm still going to do it.
If I have dairy, it's different.
What's your diet?
Chicken rice?
Chicken rice.
Chicken rice.
Chicken rice.
Chicken rice.
Chicken rice.
Chicken rice.
can't eat too much fiber because I'll just wait too much. I cannot believe people are getting cold
house guys because they think it's gay. No, it's not. It's not. Everybody gets one and it's a medical
necessity. You gotta do it. You gotta do it. It's nothing to do with it. Short colon king. Is that
That's you?
That's you?
I don't know the aura, but it is like
Should I put it in my bio?
Like I got a short colon?
King
I could flex that?
Oh, a car's here
Okay
Dr. Austin on the case
Take some metamucil and see if that changes things
What is that?
Metamucil's fiber
You need more fiber in your diet
No, go get that
I'm getting it
Go get metamucil and start taking it
and see if that makes a difference
I'm gonna shoot you more
No, no, no
I'm just gonna make it more
I'm gonna shoot you more
I'm just gonna make it more
I'm just gonna make it more
I'm just gonna make it more
I'm just gonna make it more
See you tomorrow, yeah, good to see you.
Bye.
Goodbye, see you tomorrow.
Pa, I'm gonna see what I see.
We don't got beef, we don't got beef.
We're good, we're good.
Are you ready to go to Pop Shop?
It's Pop Shop time.
You're gonna go to Pop Shop?
Let me get my stuff.
Can we get everything right?
Can I want this?
Sure.
No, it looked real hard look real hard
You cuz it's metal
Thank you.
No?
Is that not right?
Who?
Who do you think it is?
Ready?
Yeah!
Ready.
I love people talking shit.
I love people talking shit.
I love people talking shit.
I said, yo, it's crazy to me how y'all think y'all are on the same level of a care
who started in Hawaii while you guys started in discord.
Oh!
Yeah.
I said, you better watch who you're talking about.
Fuckin' broken.
Fuckin' broken.
I said, you better watch who you're talking about.
Fuckin' broken.
Fuckin' broken.
And she's 31
I'm actually younger than you
And she never turns a day older
Guess what she turned next year
Twenty-six good skin to read. I actually been moisturized for the first time in my life
Keech up?
No.
Bye!
Bye guys!
See you tomorrow!
Bye!
Hey Emily, which one do you think it is?
This one or this one?
Take a gander.
I'm going to guess that it...well they're both quite large bands.
It's the Suburbant.
Suburbant?
That one.
They're both Suburbants.
What?
What the heck?
Okay, four?
Yeah, that one.
This one?
Okay.
I'll use it in the front.
I'll use it in the front?
Whoa!
Bye Austin!
See you later.
Oh, hello for Joshua Rashif Thurman.
He doesn't know how to hungover though.
Oh, he doesn't know how to hangover?
Hi!
No, no, no, it's like...
It's on us?
Is it okay if it's on me?
She's like...
Alright, don't care.
Alright.
Wait!
Oh god.
I've never seen that before.
Uh...
Now I gotta pay him, because she got here.
Wait, is that a scam?
Not a...
Wait, let me go over there.
But since he's been here, and I cancelled...
Are you serious?
It's gonna, it's gonna charm your life.
None crazy though!
Here.
We'll get another one.
Another one?
Wait, what is that?
Where can I get?
Yes, I'm gonna accept the...
Why is he just still there?
You ready for me to cancel?
Wait, I feel like that's a scam.
You think he's scaring you?
Wait, don't cancel and I'll get it.
Oh, he's leaving.
Wait, wait, yeah, don't cancel it?
Oh, for real.
That's right.
Alright, now please.
We are gonna call instead of a black truck,
we're gonna do an UberX.
Whoa, I like it, I like it.
We're gonna do a $15 UberX.
Yes, I love it.
I'm so surprised, I've never seen an Uber driver.
I guess it does happen, but...
I should have made him cancel, I ain't go lie.
But I felt my rage bar meeting, a hiring,
trying to get out of the situation.
I could see you were getting all mad.
I should have let it, I should have let it.
What would you have said?
Like, let it out now.
No, no, no, no, listen.
You're gonna be like, hey, stop it.
I'm with M, and when I'm with M,
I'm in a good mood unless we're cooking.
Oh, okay, Ray.
I'm gonna cook a pop shot, pop tart, shark, shark.
Pop tart, mart, shark.
Oh, you got your book. Oh, yes. Yes, great. Did you know that I left this shit? God damn it. I left my original
Seen it the pink one I do have it. Do you still have it? Yes. I have the original Michelin star Monday
Review book you gotta find it against you give it to her chat. Yeah. Yeah, so you can god damn it
Oh, so you don't have to touch with the gimbal wait, so what do you have to do?
Okay, how do you make sure you're not you got to do this? Yes. Yes, and feel free to get close to the camera to make sure it's nice and
Right here at late shots against the ship though. It's a con shit. I know I got a shit you look look here
Knock oh, that's nothing when I hold you like goes back up. Whoa
Wait, what do you get your hair done? Can I say?
wait check wait check
Wait, maybe in the sunlight, I mean, okay, here.
Leave check.
Does it hurt?
No, it feels like it's loose.
It's not even that tight.
Because one time I did braids for St. Paddy's Day.
And it's actually kind of...
Are you tender-handed?
Maybe.
Yeah, tender-handed.
Because she was making it.
I was like...
Is it tender-handed or something?
Hmm.
Oh, no.
That wasn't that bad.
That wasn't that bad.
Yeah.
I guess I could have been worse.
I don't think I have much in my brain.
You have a lot in your brain.
Oh, thank you.
You are one of the smartest people I know.
Don't, no.
Don't, no.
Tell her that you told me to do that.
I told Rage to do that.
Like a parent teacher conference.
Patricia and Cutie.
And they're over here telling me,
yo, can you tell Rage please to be nicer to people?
People are like upset with him.
I have him like super TF and run him around and he was like shit
And he's like got markings on his wrist and shit like that like bro
I shouldn't have to really come to you as a parent like I just think I'm your parent like they deadass think I'm your parent
Bro, like what's up, bro? What are you doing?
Why are you pissing people off?
Am I just too much to handle?
aww
It's not that you're too much to handle. I feel like you're just like you gotta calm it down, bro
Like you got you know what I'm saying? Like you gotta really take a chill pill
I'm getting myself run by
Like you know what actually, yeah I'm gonna take these two and I'll be cool
Hey man, relax.
You won't let him, isn't that your no-no work?
Have we some of you? Not me?
No, but we are real, we are one.
Yes, that's true, that's true.
You can't allow him to say, if he's dissident of me, he's dissident of us.
Yes?
We are one right now.
Yes, yes.
One camera.
One union.
Aim, that was a little bit far.
My client is very hurt by your words.
You're a client, huh?
Yeah, wait, what?
I'm your lawyer.
Oh.
Yes, so my client is here.
The only reason Columbia is kind of tough.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Is it doing Columbia?
I studied.
He's fucking on the wall and then it.
Bad out there.
Bad out there, Columbia.
I'm got it.
I'm got it.
Oh, God, I'm got it.
I got it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Super though, very much.
Yeah, super left.
Anybody want a sandwich?
Oh, Abe?
Well, we have to save room for our Michelin star.
Do you want anything?
Yeah, you have, Abe.
I actually had this already.
I think I have it again.
It's the sandwich I have.
You get it again.
I've been watching my figure lately, so...
You don't need to do that.
I've been... I look better, right?
Love the Taylor Swift shirt.
I can't really see your figure, but I'm sure it looks great.
What do you mean you can't see?
Is that good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
It's got the clothes.
Yeah, they're a little baggy.
Baggy.
That's good, because you've been losing weight.
You've been losing weight.
So you don't need to...
You just... you just have to cut his beard.
Wait, why?
I think the beard's fine.
I want to see you with a goatee chain here combo. I'm so swag she I'm so swag she yes
We're one day just what is the girl? I don't think
I feel like the beard side yeah, yeah, you ever know the spare man a little bit chain hair like a little badass
You might look messy. Um, I
Mean
Chat is that W's we're Spanish. Yeah
Um, why are you saying no and why are you seeing me without a beard?
Okay, they're so dumb.
But they haven't seen you with a chin hair and goatee combo.
Miami! Miami!
See you tomorrow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that your chin?
Definitely don't.
I want to see how you look with the chin hair and your mustache combo.
I just want to see you, bro.
Just want to see it.
Come on!
No, I might look at it.
I think he knows you're going to go back.
It's going to look so horrible, yeah.
What if it changes your life? You're just thinking about models. You'll never know gay.
What do you mean I'll never know? I look at the mirror now and I like how I look. What do you mean?
I'll never know. What did you try to say about me?
No, no, you're cool.
You're saying I shouldn't like the way that I look?
No!
Look at me, please. Let me know. Let me know there's ever room for a true love.
Hey, Emily! Emily, help me! Help me! Help me!
You're helping me?
No, wait! Bye, Emily!
Bye-bye!
Bye, Jacob.
Emily, you should risk me calling UberX.
It saves like $10.
Yeah, yeah, it's comfort, bro.
Hey, I got a comfort, too.
I got a comfort, too.
It does save money.
It saves a lot of money.
Great.
He put it up in a care for tape.
I do save a lot of money.
What?
I heard one time you...
Uh-oh, what I do.
This is what I heard, spent, decided to fly Spirit at 5am only because the ticket was $30 cheaper.
Is that true? $30? No, I don't think I would do it.
You woke up at 5am and that's what someone told me.
I do it for like $100 cheaper, but not $30.
$30? I'm like, that's not worth it.
Okay, but I think $100 that is worth it.
$100 on Spirit flight.
Oh, okay. Wait, okay. There's a sentence for me.
So you're telling me that the Spirit Flight's at $5 and it's $100 cheaper than a flight
that's at $9 and a half.
Well yeah because then you can also get to your location earlier and then you have more
time to hang out throughout the day.
Okay.
Right?
Isn't that fair?
That's not the way I especially logic look at it but if you look at it like that there's
a reason why you're quite not successful either.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
You're getting the early part.
Early part gets the work right there.
I'm gonna get through the door, amen!
Amen, amen!
Yay, and then I sleep on the plane.
Get off of your phone, and then be in the car with us.
No, no!
Y'all are having a little duality in the morning.
It's way better than it is for you.
I don't think they agree.
I get a phone.
Oh, god.
I get a feeling for that I don't give a shit.
What?
Wow, wait!
Does anyone ever tell you to have a big forehead?
It's kinda like, up there with Asians and Senna.
No, you gotta roll. I have a protruding beluga whale for it. See this part it sticks out. It's not flat it sticks out
So it gives the illusion of like a moon. You know what I'm saying? It's art. It's your art. Art. Yeah, like right here
This part actually grew. I think I think actually my frontal lobe actually grew because I turn like 26 or something
Or I'm right here and it grew. Like he actually grew. I don't know that's possible. You know, it's like looking somewhere like up close? Oh. Oh, yeah.
Like him. You know, and you do these things like there's people on the internet that find him attractive.
There's not people that find me attractive.
There's a plethora of bad bitches.
Plethora is a W, W-pole.
That are currently trying to suck this shit right now.
Yes, yes.
When you were talking about it ago.
I got sucked two nights ago.
Oh.
They're not virtual, right, Rach?
They're real?
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
No, I don't fuck with the e-bitches
like on some style and no shit.
OK, OK.
I think that's a message.
That's how you get twit longers on human shit.
I'm a mortal allowance, so maybe they would find that a treasure.
I mean, structure and treasure, eho.
I don't do the eho.
Eho.
I don't do the eho.
Eho.
I'm going to be single for the rest of my life.
No, eh.
You will find the beautiful girl, or guy.
I don't know which way.
Oh, girl, girl, yes.
You'll be a great gay guy.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, actually.
Awesome to give you the lowdown on a colonoscopist.
Well, he was.
He told me I had to get some of my ass.
He told me I had to get a club out of me.
He wasn't going to get a club out of me, he was so bad.
But he actually really wanted to get one.
If you want, or what?
Oh, oh my god.
Yeah, like, what are we saying?
Nah, I don't even want to get in there.
Lovely rain.
I don't know.
Oh, it has arrived.
Yeah!
Apparently.
Oh, maybe it's out there.
It's red.
Oh.
Well, I didn't see a red car.
Wait.
That does say the same.
Oh, right there.
Oh, yay!
Hi, what's up, guys?
Hi, I am the leader.
Thank you
We should get him here
Very nice car. Hello. Yes, yes, good to you
Oh, no, this is totally fine
You need more space?
No, we're good.
I love your glasses.
Thank you.
Oh, the tree? Do you like robots? Do you like robots?
Yes, yes. Um, like, A.I. robots is robots in general.
Let's say like a robot that is like very human-like, it's not AI, they're human but they might have-
So you mean like a cyborg or something?
Yeah, you're like a cyborg, cyborg.
A cyborg, like a turkey?
Yeah, yeah!
I like to be in movies.
The movie is good! Good!
I don't mind like robots in movies.
Okay, okay!
But do you really like real life?
Yeah, yeah, like real life clinkers.
Um, honestly I don't really have an opinion about it.
Yeah, but look at this, that's crazy.
It's like a blank slate.
Yes, like if they're there, they're there.
Honestly, as long as they're not like creating destruction.
Yes, yes.
We're being a nuisance.
Um, the only thing I would say is just that
kind of don't like how they're taking off jobs.
So I'll say that.
Ooh, that's true.
Yeah, but other than that, I mean they're cool as far as like movies, so you know.
hmm true true oh nice how do you feel about aliens I think aliens are real to be honest yeah I think so too I think the galaxy is huge would you would you become
signs of an alien or would you just like try yeah I like honestly I like a lot of
like I guess you could call it super natural stuff but I like sirens and
mermaids and aliens I'm like all that stuff to be honest I'll be some friends with one if they were willing to become friends with me
So you would rank and you say that but a cyborg would be cooler than an alien though, right?
But it's not really a cyborg. It's more just like a like a robot like like a yeah robot versus an alien
That's right
What if one of the aliens like really trying to rule the world and it like you know, okay
Oh, no, it would be a nice alien, of course.
Yeah, honestly, anything worse, like, they're trying to take over the, like, world and stuff?
I don't know how I would feel about that.
I don't know how I'd be able to trust an alien, because I'll never know what's real intentions for real, though.
That. Exactly that.
Yeah.
I think it's all about intentions, to be honest.
However, what if a robot somehow, uh, you know, loses battery and then just dies mid-day?
That'd be just horrible.
What if the alien's goal is just to create relationships with humans, then mate with humans,
and create babies to take over the world
and there's a bunch of alien human babies
and that one time you decided to be in front of the alien,
you fucked up and ruined the world.
What if a robot can't even have Osprey
because of this particular pollution?
Those are some good points to be honest.
For me, I would probably say like,
if it's like just like aliens
that are just curious about human life
and they want to learn more about our lifestyle,
like, you know, stuff like that, cool,
but if it's like the aliens where it's like,
no, we're gonna make you guys our slaves
than like, you know.
Mmm, so true.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Not that.
I've always been curious about those things.
Like, I want to meet one right now.
Oh, that'd be crazy.
Do you think the aliens would be funny?
I don't think they would like the things like, yeah, right?
Yeah.
I don't think they'd look like, like,
draw something out of me with like, the egg and the big eyes.
I don't think they'd look like that.
Yeah, I'm just like, I don't think they'd look like that.
Yeah, 100,000%
What the heck is that?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
It was the ugly
I think aliens are beautiful
The aliens are beautiful
Yes
The aliens are ugly
Oh, I see
I see you
I see you
I see you
I see you
Oh, what kind of music are you playing for Tree?
Is it nice?
Just like regular like hits.
I guess you can say like new age hip hop.
Ooh.
I don't even have like our fans who like party next door.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like I could try to play like more newer stuff.
So I like the ums.
I like them, but I'm more,
to be honest I'm really a 90s baby.
So I like all the back in the day,
like slow R&B type of music,
but I try to like, you know, not show my age.
Oh, you seem so youthful and amazing. Yes. Oh my god, you're so youthful.
That's not even, that's not old. Yeah, that's not old at all.
I'm trying to stay more up to date with the music nowadays.
I'm like fans of party mix, goer, Brits Biaz, you know?
I know the artists who love Cali Uji. Oh, Cali's great. You know Heli?
If you want to guess our ages each, what age would you think we are?
Well, I saw you guys first minute in the car.
How was that for these states going to my early 20s?
Oh, for both of us?
Maybe just one of us?
Yeah, I think both of us look early 20s.
You guys are early 20s right now.
No, no, he's 28. Yeah, she's maybe 29. No, I'm 28
You're like 22
Probably just hit like 24 23 I feel like you look young as hell
Never guess you guys were like in your life
Yeah
Oh
I go live. Black don't crack and I go live.
Asians don't raise it.
Asians don't raise it.
Asians don't raise it.
I never heard that. That's funny. I never heard that.
Black don't crack and Asians don't raise it. Yeah, we got it.
That's tough.
Everybody that's like past 25 years old, they look way younger than like the newer generation.
Yes, yes. I think they know the good skin care and stuff.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm just like, oh wow.
Wait, I just started moisturizing my face for the first time in my life, am I supposed to do other shit too? Other stuff too?
Um, well, you could maybe cleanse your face? Do you do that?
Yeah, of course, if I'm like, yeah, I wash my face. Wash?
Okay.
Um, moisturize? That's all you really need, right?
I would say, yeah, well, honestly, even for me, I just really do the cleanser, the moisturizer, and then, like, throughout the day, I do a sunscreen.
Oh, yeah, they've been telling me I should use some SPF.
Yeah, sunscreen is your best friend.
Really?
What SPF do you use?
I use SPF, I use like mixture honestly sometimes I use SPF 30, sometimes I use SPF 50
Yeah, I heard people say like 50
Yeah, I think SPF is like for like more like melanated skin if I'm not like I might be tripping though
I think we need, I don't know we need like 30 for brown skin or not
But honestly I got like three different sunscreens that I use so I just alternate between them to be honest
Oh, that one's so good.
Oh, it's lemony.
It definitely helps way more than anything that I've noticed about me.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Oh, yeah!
I can believe in the whole, like, the toner and all that stuff.
Yeah, that's kind of like, extra-ist.
Does that even work?
I have it, but I don't think it really does much.
Chad, does that even work?
I see moisturizer more and more.
Yeah, moisturizer, a good moisturizer is important.
Yes.
Well, I'm glad you could think we're young.
That's very kind.
No, she doesn't think we're young. We are young
It's a mindset no
We have so many years
You full as a mindset, I don't think anyone really calls you yeah, so I think she's over the moon
We are the same age mother fucker
Yeah, but I get 24 a lot, I don't know a lot of people say I look 23 all the time and I got facial hair
That makes them a little older
Oh, yeah
Yo, she thinks I look youthful and young.
Yeah, but I don't know if you really have a baby thing.
What's that do? Look at my check. I've got chubby pieces of shit.
Especially when you have like a lot of like, voices buckle fat, I think that probably makes you look fat.
Yeah, but calling buckle fat makes you look way more youthful.
Oh, that's like on your cheeks?
Yeah, but you're a fat person.
What's that?
I know those for sure help you look like more youthful, but you got like baby cheeks, you know?
Yeah, I'm actually born and raised here.
Born and raised?
I'm from here in the process.
No, no, no.
Here he goes.
She's from China.
I am.
Ni Hao.
I'm from Florida.
He loves Florida.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to start naming streets and stuff.
I'm like, let me see where they're from.
Oh, uh, Pertrace, a little bit of a disclaimer.
He's just being racist.
No, no, no.
I didn't tell you about that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
Racist
outside of California
I like
Vegas, okay
You should
Yeah, it's right there. No, no, no. We're gonna get the chance. You should definitely where would you want to travel to?
Yeah
First in the United States, where would you want to travel to the United States?
Say you have a band
I would say like in the United States, right? Yeah. Yeah
I don't know if it's because I get close by Twitter a lot
But it's like I've been wanting to like kind of check out like New York
Oh
I love New York City. It's the best city ever
I had a passenger who went to New York and they were like, don't ever go to New York, the people are so mean.
It's just a whole different world.
They're very different themselves.
Everybody there is on the mission, they got something going on there to rush.
They're very used to weirdos like us.
Yeah, so like if you're weird, they don't really bat an eye, which is nice.
So they're very telling you you have to be unhinged to survive, like you can't be scared.
You can't be soft, yeah, you can't be soft, bro.
So people go, try your shit, you can't be soft.
I don't think, I don't, that's one thing that kind of like made me think, like, maybe I shouldn't do New York because I'm very bubbly and like, you know, the passenger, she was telling me, like, you know, she tried to be friendly and blend in and she's like, oh, I told somebody this morning and they were like, who the fuck are you, why are you talking to me?
What?
Do you know me?
I'm a person!
Everyone was like that.
No!
Damn you!
There's no way!
She said definitely make sure you don't block someone on tax day.
Oh, they might be mad.
Yeah, especially if you don't apologize and you're cucked.
Yeah, so I was like, ooh, like, maybe I might save your life.
Maybe later.
I like it a lot.
I think the food is great.
You have to experience it no matter what though.
Yeah.
You gotta try.
Wait, what country?
We're always kind of a curious about
I can't think of the name, but it's like an island. I can't think of the name.
What, Kiki?
I think it's something.
What do you mean?
Is it like a bougie island or just like...
It's like where everybody goes for like when they go vacation and stuff.
Okay, let's think of something.
I think it is boggy.
Perch and cake-o's?
Not
Wait
Bahamas Tahiti
Turks
Barbados
It's like kind of where Jamaica is
and a lot of people
Do you know?
I think I'm actually completely backwards
I was going to say Dubai
Dubai?
Dubai?
Dubai is not an island
It's Dubai
Oh, Dubai
It's crazy there
It's only because everybody goes there
but I had mixed opinions
One of my passengers
I don't know if he was drunk
He was telling me like
don't go out there
unless you're like a sex worker
but I'm like
Let me tell you something about
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so there's two sides of Dubai.
Yeah, you can be a tourist and enjoy stuff out there.
But I've heard stories about sex workers going out there.
They have to fuck a dog and eat shit.
You feel it?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
That's what I heard, but I didn't want to be inappropriate.
What?
Because that's what, that's what the richest people be at.
And like some of the richest people are freaks.
They got to dig them to sleep.
What?
I've never heard of that before until like the influencer era.
Oh wow, they're yapping about it.
Era became a theme, that's when I started noticing like people are saying like, how's
the bases go out there and let the guys like poop on you.
Yeah, because IG models, they'll go out there and they tell their stories.
What?
For real, for real.
I gotta control it.
Yeah.
Whoa, that's kind of crazy.
It's like a story about you.
Poop on you?
I don't like that.
But I wanted to before.
No, no, you should see.
But I wanted to before I was you should still go you don't gotta partake in that activity
Stand in Tornish area go shopping
Ride a camel or something
No, I'm not gonna lie. Like it's so expensive out here. It's just
uh
oh my god you can put like i'll say like 40 dollars in and it'll probably just go to half
$40 just to fill me up now. It's just literally like half
Yes, it's terrible. It's terrible
That's where everything is cheap at but then again, you'll be kind of living in a desert where there's like no shopping malls or nothing
You'll have to drive far for everything
Yeah
the move like in those areas. All of LA, like, it's just, like,
I ain't, I ain't go a lot. If I see four dollars or 80 cents
gas in Florida, I tweak. You said $6 gas here. And it's that
because you won't find that one gas station out here. That's
four dollars. You won't find not one. That's so sad.
Wait, is that is that like for premium or something? For
the for the 87s? Oh, the cheapest for 87, you'll
probably get like 569. Oh my God. That's horrible. Yeah, I have like luxury car in the sports car.
I'm like, if I'm struggling with gas, I'm sure they are. So damn. Yeah, I'm sad. Everything is expensive.
Everything. Yeah, like in the car now. So we're kind of cooked. We're cooked. It's all cooked.
Not this girl over here. She's rich Emily says she's a she's a she's actually a Chinese princess
Her parents are like, I don't know some dynasties
And um, uh rage here is a Haitian prince that got left in a river as a baby
because they were like oh I don't really want him and then he he was found in a
river and was raised in Haiti. Yeah but my mom. That's your story? Yeah.
That's what they told me. He really comes from a guy, his grow up lore is very deep.
Yeah. Nice. They say my dad was from Barbados but I don't know. That's why I took a test.
I took the test and it's easy to get it.
Your ancestry, your ancestry.
My ancestry test? Okay.
It's kind of a Bayesian, half Bayesian.
Oh, my was 100% tried.
Yeah, that's insane.
I would walk around like, nobody told me nothing.
He does act like that.
He always...
I like that.
He does whatever he wants.
We thus swear, you do whatever you want.
You do whatever you want.
I heard that.
I've already done all the fun stuff out here
We couldn't hear a lot. Yeah, yeah, I come out here all the time
I'm not new to this thing. We're not new to this.
I mean, you can still suggest. What's your some of your favorite stuff?
Honestly, the first thing I always tell everybody is like, you know, depending on how much time you have out here and depending on what you're into, I always tell them to explore the theme parks, explore the beaches, more specifically Santa Monica and Venice, and then I also tell them the Hollywood Strip.
I'm pretty sure you guys are like men, I'm sure.
Yeah, we shot the Hollywood Strip for Halloween, remember?
I actually never been, oh you did? That was a good day.
Yeah, that was fun with the doubt.
I've never been to the beach out here in my life.
Wow! Yeah!
In my life.
I only went to Santa Monica.
You need to go to the beach.
There's not much stuff down there,
especially I was like alright.
Santa Monica just has the Ferris Wheel,
but Venice, they have everything.
Venice?
Venice Beach, yeah.
Mmm, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Venice Beach, alrighty, down, maybe.
There's like, there's other beaches out here, but um...
They don't touch Venice.
Oh, yes, yes. I was about to open up Twitter.
Oh, yes, please.
I was just saying, like, yeah, they just do Venice.
Like, the other beaches are cool, but just do Venice.
Mm.
What the hell?
I think that's like the top right now.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I haven't really, like, been out of the house
in, like, a long time, so I don't know
if everything has, like, changed lately,
but, um, I know Venice is still, like, a thing,
like, for sure.
Yeah.
But I wish I had, like, more stuff to, like,
break them in.
No, don't worry.
That's great.
Don't fucking worry.
Yeah.
We about to go to the mall right now and get something.
Pop Mart.
I've never been, I don't know what that is.
It's like figurines.
Like, it's like, it's like grind boxes.
Like, you don't know what you're getting?
Yeah, but you pick a theme and then you're like,
oh, I really want this one.
And then you try to pull it.
Can you get some really cool stuff?
Yeah, you can get some cute one.
Yeah, like, it's like cute, cute little franchises.
I think you will like it.
Is it animation?
There might be some animation.
There's like these stuff, for sure.
Interesting.
Patrice, this is such a lovely drive.
Thank you for driving us.
Oh, thank you.
for answering our silly questions.
Yeah, I know we're probably annoying you.
These crazy people are back in my car.
Yeah, especially him.
Yeah, she's just winding up her high, her high to go to A.
She'd be high for the last 24 hours.
I'm not high.
I'm so happy when I get really cool with passengers.
Because doing this job as a woman, it can get crazy.
You've had some bullshit situations?
Oh, man.
Tell us more if you don't mind that.
What happened?
the biggest bs situation okay so it depends do you guys want like a drunk story or do you want like a
someone trying to lie on me story oh try to get both if you can yeah try to get both oh my god
i love the team the first one i would definitely say that like doing this job my first ever incident
i had so there was this guy and he basically so the trip when it popped up it said it was only a
four minute trip oh no it looked like he was just going like i'll say two blocks down
Right, right.
He gets in the car, and then I see the destination go from two minutes to two hours.
Dang!
Oh my god!
Thank you, thanks.
And like, he gets in the car, I'm just like, did you just change the location?
And he's like, oh yeah, that's not the right location.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And he's already in the car, so I'm just like, oh no!
I can't even take it out.
And we were going like literally all the way to another city.
It was over 70 miles away.
And so, he's like, now this is the thing.
I need you to drive as fast as you can, or I'm literally gonna get fired right now.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get fired.
Yo, what?
He tried to blame it on you.
Oh man, he so, mind you, I'm naive, because I'm just like, okay, I'm still getting into
this job, I'm still adjusting.
I didn't think he was gonna like, play me or anything, so I start speeding up.
I'm going 90 on the freeway, but there was no one on there, you know?
Okay.
So I'm going 90.
He's like, is there any chance you can go a little bit faster?
Damn!
I'm gonna give you a huge tip. So I'm pushing it to 95, right?
So we make it there, a two hour trip. I turn it into an hour and literally 25.
Wow.
Yeah, we're pushing that shit.
Literally. We get there. He's like, oh man, you don't know how much of a big favor you
do to me. He's like, I'm gonna leave you a tip right now on the app. Mind you, my
tank is on E. We just went 75 miles away and I'm just like, oh dude, like so I'm
driving and I get a notification that says please contact us about your
accident and I'm just like what the hell like accident what do you mean accident
and like they told me that his son was in the car and that we got into a car
crash his son hit his head and has like brain trauma or something and they
locked my account. Yo, what is this crazy. Wait how long? How long? How long? This was probably I think five years ago. What? How long did they lock your account for? How long did they lock it for?
They locked my couch for about two weeks.
What?
Yeah.
I mean, they didn't have no access to none of the funds,
so I couldn't even use the money to get gas or anything.
No, that nigga.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
They had to do a full investigation
on all the cops and pictures.
I'm like, look, that car is fine.
Yeah.
And they're like, no, we still got to do an investigation.
And Pete Robinson, the ambulance,
had to come as everything.
Bro, what?
What's wrong?
He don't got to start no time proof for that or nothing.
They should have picked, like, yeah, what?
How did we get into a crash where the ambulance had to come and I just took you pictures of my car
They still didn't care and like you know, they ended up taking my
Taking the lock off of my account because he couldn't provide proof. Yeah, that's a no-pro. Yeah
Yo, they got I go live here. Do you from working for two weeks though? That's that's really crazy
I didn't have another job. I would have been screwed
Only do this part time
Yeah, I'm like man
and he almost really like, you know,
just took one of my sources of income.
And the other story, the other story was,
oh wow, it was a crazy story, I almost got sex trafficked.
Sex trafficked?
Yeah, it was a guy that got in my car
and he's like, oh, basically telling me to pass up,
stop where he requested.
He's like turning this alley right here
and we turned in the alley and he's like,
so I wanna ask you something like,
I have a place where there's a bunch of other girls
and I was young, I was more younger, you know?
He's like there's a bunch of other girls I want you to come through and you know I take care of them
He's like you can be a mentor for them. You can
Sounded like he was trying to tell me to like
I guess like teach some younger girls
But it was weird. It was really weird. He was telling me like yeah, they're a little bit more younger
They sleep with each other so they tuck each other in at night
He's like maybe you can be like a mother to them. They'll do whatever you want
I was like no thank you have a good day.
Yeah!
I was going to get out of my car and he was like I can give you a lot of money.
I can give you a lot of money sometimes.
They even travel.
What?
I was like I got other rich friends and sometimes they go with my rich friends and they do
little favors for them.
I said no.
Hell no.
Hell no.
And I was just going to get out of the car and he was like let me just give you
No!
In case you change your mind, he left me his card.
I ripped it up and threw it out of the window.
Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
Oh my God, that's insane.
Girls, are you insane?
That's so creepy.
Yeah, this job as a woman, you really
don't have to be careful.
Like, you really, really have to care about it.
It's not that it might.
If I couldn't pay myself every single day,
I wouldn't do this job.
Like, it's only convenient because you
can cash out every day whenever you want.
So, you know, you're short on a bill or something.
This is convenient.
That's the only reason why.
Holy shit.
I'm dealt with some stuff, guys.
I'm so glad you are safe and okay from all these weirdos.
It gets crazy, especially as a little skinny frail girl.
I just try to give you a tip, but it's not letting me go over 50 dollars.
Do you have like Apple Payerson or Cash App or something?
Really?
Yeah, I'm good.
You are great.
Do you have Cash App?
I do.
I do have Cash App.
Let me go back to mine.
Do you want the um the name or the QR code? Let me get the QR code for it
You are so amazing
We love oh the stories were crazy
Here we go
I really appreciate you guys, I'm really happy to talk to you guys.
Of course!
Thank you for everything, thank you all for over and over and over.
No, you're good.
Thank you so much.
Come on, let me know if it came through and probably five.
Yes, it's real.
That's not real.
Yes, yes, yes, you deserve that.
No, Chris.
Oh, my trees.
You deserve that.
You're so real, it's real, it's real.
You're amazing.
You're great, you're amazing.
I'm already known you've been through a lot.
You deserve that.
Don't cry.
It's real, I promise you, it's real, I promise you.
Listen.
See now I gotta turn the apple.
No, listen.
Listen.
I want you to enjoy your day, enjoy that, treat yourself, treat yourself, a day off, whatever
the case may be because you deserve it. I know you go through a lot. I know you go through a lot in this life.
No, of course. It's nothing.
No, no problem.
No, we won't tell nobody you're crying.
Have a great rest of your day!
Have a great rest of your day!
Thank you for all of the amazing driving and work you do!
Have a great day!
Have a great day!
See you later!
Yes, have a great day!
That's so sweet!
Bye!
That was so sweet!
You are so nice and sweet!
I can't seem to cry. I feel bad.
I feel bad. I feel bad.
I feel bad. I feel bad. I hate to be a girl.
I was like, oh!
I hate to be a girl.
I hate to be a girl.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm so glad she was so nice.
She deserved that, bro.
She deserved that. She deserves that, bro.
She is amazing energy.
So she's never gonna forget it.
She deserves that, shit.
Wow, you made her.
I can just see she goes like, oh my God.
She's grinding. She's grinding as well.
She's fucking full of energy in life.
of energy in life, like you.
Oh, thank you, Ray.
You're full of energy in life.
Very nice.
You hear her?
Yeah, we're here.
Okay, time to find Pop Mart.
And then we also can maybe find,
are these good Michelin star outfits?
Look, we'll see what time it is.
MTV jacket.
Did I say it?
Oh boy.
We got a chrome, we got some plaid shorts.
Oh wait, these are chrome cards.
You know what I'm saying?
Us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us.
Look bro, you gotta step inside your comfort zone. Ask me if I ever wore plaid shorts before.
I think you have. Yeah, I think I have. But I think these all are like, damn, these shoes are cunt.
They have Uniqlo here. Uniqlo? The store? I saw these amazing like jeans on Twitter.
I wonder if they have them here. You wanna go inside Uniqlo?
Yeah, yeah, but we'll go to Pop Mart first, but I really want to get the Unipro jeans.
Okay, bet.
I got Twitter, Twitter, Advertise, whatever.
Oh, right! That was so lovely! What a fun car ride!
Yo, she's so cute! Sorry, I'm not...
Yeah, that was so cute.
She does her net. I'm glad I did that.
Very sweet.
Yo, check. There's an H&M right here.
Uh-huh.
I don't know if niggas know.
My favorite T's right now?
Ooh!
H&M T's.
Really?
Playing white H&M T's.
Oh my God.
Okay!
Do you want a look?
Let's go to Pop Mart for a little bit
Somebody is gonna stand at me
Somebody is gonna stand at me
Oh hi! That's me!
That's me! Oh nice to meet you!
What's your name?
My name is Spadex
Nice to meet you guys
Oh thank you!
Oh yes!
Oh yeah!
My name is Joshua
Joshua, yes
Hi guys!
Of course!
Of course!
Of course, of course!
Hi!
I thought you were strange.
Thank you so much!
Have a great day!
Oh, it's so cool!
It's a cool dude.
Yeah, they're sweet.
It's the Joshua Roche Sturman.
I might be on some Joshua shit today.
I ain't got a lot.
When I got the glasses on I'm Joshua.
You feel me?
Ha ha ha ha.
When you go get some tattoos?
Tattoos?
Yeah.
I have commitment issues.
I don't think I can commit to a tattoo.
Why?
Because like what if I hate it?
Exactly.
What?
I wanted to get, I didn't get my first tattoo until I was like 25 or some shit.
Okay.
Because.
What was the first one?
I got YG.
That's something I knew I was never going to get tired of.
Where's the other one?
YG.
YG.
That's pretty cool.
wait but how did it look because it's like white space so you did
basically they shaded around it with black to make my own skin like that's just my skin color
to make it come out and why and then you added atlas later yeah because the whole
what's up yeah it was good fan it was good man nice to meet you buddy nice to meet you
I appreciate it.
Oh hi! Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
Yeah, for sure, for sure!
Yeah, yes! Nice to meet you!
Aw!
Oh my gosh!
Nice to meet you, brother!
Nice to meet you!
Have a great day again!
Nice to meet you!
Hi! Nice to meet you!
Oh, how sweet.
Okay.
That's so nice. He looked...
Don't found it. He looked...
She's like,
Oh, I thought...
Oh, excuse me!
Do you know where Pop Mart is?
I'm Martin Sidley, gonna be your next guest.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh, people calling us more.
You guys are getting good vibes today.
They're like, okay, we're streaming too.
Thank God.
Today has been great vibes.
Great vibes.
Except you lost.
Why are you trying to spot my cortisol levels?
You've been trying to spot my cortisol levels today.
I'm just trying to humble you because, yeah, it has been an amazing day.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You think, be honest, be honest.
You think I'm gonna humble?
No, no, no, I think you're a real man as well.
I just have to remind you that you are last.
Yo, yo, you like my fucking, you like my chat?
Whenever I do break in something,
I feel like, all right, we gotta believe this nigga.
His ego's too big right now.
I've gotta send him down to earth a little bit.
Breathe out a little bit.
He's being in glazed a little too much.
Chat, why y'all like that?
Can you imagine the first Uber never can't own?
Hi.
Yes, yes.
Nice to meet you, Daniel.
I'll take it for you, Peninji.
Oh, thank you.
Bye, Peninji.
Have a great day!
How do you take your pictures like that?
What, like tape?
Yeah, like this.
Okay, well this is what you do.
This is what you do.
What do I do?
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
do I do that what I don't do that I say my friends like this I say my friends
like this.
There's the face.
Very nice. Oh yes, you like crystal?
Oh!
What?
Cute. You can get like a picture of yourself.
Of CARE!
Oh!
Of CARE!
Is it like oh shaved into it?
Ooh la la.
Oh, creep. I'm getting what a fucking creep.
Oh, you're so cute.
Okay, Pop-Mart, he said is right.
Where?
I'm behind.
I don't know.
Oh, right here!
Okay, right here, right here!
Oh, shit.
I see a little bubble.
I guess, right, Rage, this is the LaBoubou store,
but there's a lot of other cute things,
and I wanna get your first reaction
to walking into a Pop Mart.
Okay, this is my first reaction.
Okay.
Walking into a Pop Mart.
Okay.
Hi, hi guys.
Thank you.
Hi.
What's up, dude?
Oh, this is so cute.
It's its first time at Pop Mart.
Hi.
Yep, you got first, very first.
Breaking the opportunity.
I'm gonna tell you all the time you lie.
Yes, please, please, please.
Oh yeah.
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
This is all the boo-boo stuff that we have right now.
This is the, we don't have the pretty ones,
but this is like the nice black stuff.
This is some of the real stuff.
These are the new ones maybe that came out over here.
These are cute.
There we go.
Oh!
What do you think?
What do you think?
I don't know what this is.
Cute, right?
I think it just looks like a star.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but it just depends on what you like.
We have like kind of something for everybody.
Yes, yes, I love it.
The boo-boo.
Yes.
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
Okay, okay
No
No
Twinkle twinkle like it's different
Okay, uh, right, which ever which one sticks to you?
Okay, whatever you want here, I'll spoil you. Let me see who the gank wait
Okay, yeah, I had these.
What, see?
I had one of these.
Haromi's?
Yeah.
It was a gift though.
It was one of a dude and a dog and it represented like me and Krate.
I ain't gonna lie.
Oh, that's cute.
It was just like this.
Okay, oh.
Hirono, this one's Hirono.
Hold on.
This is kind of drippy.
This is kind of swag.
I like these.
Hold on.
I'm gonna come back here.
Okay.
You might like it.
What?
Ew.
Okay.
Why are you a Goofy, y'all?
Spongebob!
Spongebob!
Spongebob!
Oh, so scary!
Yes!
I'm going to get Spongebob.
These are my favorites.
Gocho!
Inga Doty!
Potential man!
Oh my god, wait, there's some comp here.
You guys are coming to the station.
I need the Spongebob.
Isn't this place great?
Wait, I need.
I have that doofy right there.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't want to do something like this.
Oh, wait, wait.
I need to do it on the top right.
I need to do it on the top right.
Wait, I didn't know that this just came out.
He's so annoying.
Oh my god, they're so cute.
Wait, wait.
Oh, I don't know if they held him in stock today.
Please.
Wait, Kat, say a lie.
Oh no, they don't.
Oh, I need that top leg guy.
The top right one?
He's so, he's infamous.
And more of the orange one, they're infamous too.
I know a lot.
My back left is my leg guy.
My leg?
Wait, that's my leg?
Yeah, I think that's him.
Yeah, yeah, is that my leg?
My leg or something?
My leg?
I think a lot.
Any of these would be caught.
OK, wait, they do have it.
The Keeney Bottom Buddies.
OK.
My leg?
Bread here?
OK.
Or any?
Name a famous line from the purple, from the blue
pink lip guy, Jack.
What is he?
Oh, is he?
He's not the guy.
I know.
He's not the guy with the pizza, was he?
No, he's the one that goes, sorry,
Oh brother wait who is that even? Oh brother this guy stigs
Wait, oh my god
Okay, let's get it. Let's get like a bag. We're gonna get so much. Yo Chad did ask is that first school board never?
canceled
To the best sweetest sweetest girl ever. You know what's crazy? She would never she she never lives is again
Yeah, maybe I'm gonna she knows what twitch is she doesn't know like our username and stuff. What is she excited?
We what?
Filming yeah, oh, it's fine. Well, you know, she knew we were filming I
Don't know. I don't know. She was really sweet. I really liked her
I love you.
What a slush.
I love you.
I'm a family.
I'm a twin.
My family.
I'm a partner
and I watch a lot of videos with my friends
and family.
I'm a double-edged and double-edged slush.
My life is fun.
My life is fun.
My life is fun.
I love you.
It's a dog, it's a buzzer.
Uh, roughly, roughly, we'll eat this.
Yeah, I think it's.
That's my favorite number, though.
That's fine.
Okay.
Okay, let's get a bag.
I think I think on his butt.
Oh my God, these look kind of swaggy, babe.
These are cute.
How do we get a bag?
Hello, lovely madam.
Do you have bags here?
Yeah, we do.
Okay, perfect.
We have a lot we want to buy.
Okay.
So we need to...
Oh
Thank you
I need the Spongebob
Wow, they have new labubu
Stop looking at them
Stop looking at them
They're cursed
Oh perfect
Thank you so much
Now
We have to pick
You want this?
OK, so there's nine options you have to feel and then...
Should we feel that chat rooms?
Either one, OK.
Well, yeah, I guess it's kind of hard.
OK, chat you can choose.
Out of this nine...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Do like this.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
A lot of them say either the middle is right in the middle,
So that's kind of special or 6 out of 5.
I'm seeing a lot of 5s.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Yeah, that one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Middle boy.
Get that right there.
Us.
Perfect.
Okay, I'm going to get a bikini bottom, buddy.
Yes, get a bikini bottom, buddy.
I like all of them, so.
Oh.
This is amazing.
This is crazy.
I'm not fall for it.
I'm sorry, cut that one.
And then I made these bongebob's,
they're the cutest in the entire world.
Look at that Patrick, look at him, he's so cute.
That's Patrick, he's actually cute as well.
Isn't he so cute?
That shit is actually cute.
So you get one of these in here, right?
There's a chance of any one of these.
Oh, one of these.
Oh, one of those, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna get, oh, I love it.
Um, got it this way.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I need one of these buddies.
Okay, get it, get it, get it.
Which one, which one?
I know it's $20 for the figurines, it's too cute.
I'm not gonna lie, I swear I'm not copying you.
I mean, one of those one-bought ones, too, bro.
Yes, yes, they're very cute, they're very cute,
they're cute, bro.
It's understandable.
Okay, okay.
Speaking to me.
And then do you want any of your big ones?
What?
Oh, weird?
I mean, what is this?
Naruto?
No way.
JJK?
You actually don't watch anime?
I've never seen those two.
I like Hunter Hunter.
I hate when Japanese mohokas don't watch anime, bro.
That's one of my favorites, I think.
OK.
JJK.
Our toe is good.
Thank you.
Whenever you're ready.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
Good!
And we need Naruto.
Naruto this one? Is that Naruto?
Ho ho ho ho! This is the first one I play, right?
Yeah. Wait, which one? Yeah.
Okay, okay, perfect.
And then we unbox it on stream, it's so thrilling.
Yes.
Okay, I love talkverse!
Oh.
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!
He's obsessed with red.
Whoa, these are swag.
I got JJK, we got NARTSO, we got SPONGEBOB.
I love the SPONGEBOB.
Yes, we've got more.
Oh my god.
Okay, so this is part one of the Kimi Bottom.
Well, we have to get the first one.
And the little frat.
These are so cute.
Cool.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Uh, did you guys have a back to 60s time?
Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
Oh, okay.
That was good, huh?
Yeah, bro
That's
Damn, I don't know if you remember me
Yo
You want your little thing, right?
I should have did that. I should have did that.
There's too much going on in my head, bro.
There's too much going on in my head, you know what I'm saying?
I don't need to blame you, bro, but I just need to say hi.
No, of course.
We can flick it up. Of course we can flick it up.
Is it there? It might be a different view.
It was good, man. Nice to meet you, brother.
I'm okay nervous
Emily
Oh hi nice to meet you
I'm actually very nervous to meet you
Oh don't be nervous, you look great
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Hi what are your guys names?
I'm Chuchu
Who's Jordan on Twitter and that's Gigi
Gigi
Oh thank you
That's amazing
Yeah yeah yeah
Nice to meet you guys
Sorry
Hi
Do I get points with every purchase? Oh, perfect.
Did that one work?
Okay, it's okay. I don't think I can do it.
I'll do it later.
Appreciate your way.
There's a game. You still remember?
Yo, they gutted my goalie, bro.
Your hand now. Your hand now.
They gutted my goalie, bro. They gutted them.
They gutted them.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. I'm all right was gay
That's crazy
We got our goodies
Thank you guys!
Chat, mind, mind, stop thinking a little weird.
Every time I flip the camera it f's.
So sorry about that.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you!
I like to sit in the corner.
So we're gonna sit on the corner here.
That's good, man.
Okay.
Let's go on the corner.
There's already people in the corner.
Let's go to the other corner.
My leg!
I hope you pull him.
That would be the best.
Yeah, you guys are both screaming about your legs.
I've never screamed about my leg.
I mean, I don't scream about my leg anymore.
Okay, good.
I don't scream.
We'll get over here.
Okay, hot part opening time!
Oh, I have a leg.
Okay.
Oh, does my scar have a little bit of swag?
Like be honest wait you were to see this it's like yo you've been through some shit
It looks like a butt crack
Like what but crap look like that bro. No, I don't like some but
Look at what cracks that no, I can't like I look like a but crack because it's a line
And then the two cheeks and then you could see the buckle like right there like with the indentation like that's like the
but hold me I
Don't know what I was but but crack Chinese guys got but
Okay, so there's a specific way to do it. Yeah, what's the way? Please tell me you have to look at the options
And you have to say which one you like which one you hate and then
And then we open it and then you and then you pray for the best
Okay, you can start right
I want to
Hmm
I want to open jujutsu kaisen first because yeah
The actions and see I want gojo. There's a secret one. Yes. Yes. It's pretty hard
Gojo eat the Dory
I don't know if I want potential man even though you get income photo would be calm
Maki would be cump, but
Okay, and then who would you hate? Would you like, ew, why did I, like, that's so sad?
Would you be like, this sucks?
Uh...
You're not feeling the most passionate about it.
I don't really care if I get hurt, bro.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, so we don't want that girl on the bottom right.
No, I don't care.
Okay, okay, so hopefully this won't get hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, I don't care about Panda, but he looks cool, but I don't care about Panda like that.
Like, he cool.
Okay.
I don't care to pull him.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm just hoping that I didn't open seal.
Okay, there's a tab to open it.
I'm trying not to rip it open.
Okay.
Yeah, that works too.
Oh my.
Oh my.
It's a good luck.
Close your eyes.
I'm going to show y'all before I see it.
He's a dory?
Oh, I never see the show.
Eat your dory?
Oh.
Can I jump in? Yeah! Oh my God!
Oh my God! I should have added this!
Wait, wait, wait! I should have added this!
You like it? I should have added this! Yes!
Okay, yeah, yeah! Good, good!
It's a cop! It's a cop!
Oh, he's sick! He's sick nicely.
It's a cop, yes! Wait, I should have uploaded it.
Wait, he's cute!
He's getting cool to me now.
I personally used to piss me off.
Oh, he has two little cats.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
As W pulls, Shaq.
His hair is very young.
Hey, what's this?
Oh, and then it comes with a card.
Why does something happen to you?
Do not eat.
And they always tell you not to eat it.
Don't eat it, Rach.
What if it's in there?
I think it's still in here or something.
Oh, and then if you want to, you
can keep the card that you collect.
It's like you collect these cards.
And then, even though it'll weigh two of you.
What?
So you're trying to help?
Or you're up and it finishes?
You do one more.
You have more.
Let's do Naruto.
Naruto, okay.
I want Sasuke off the rip.
I want any Sasuke.
And that's all I want for, oh, dry it.
I'll swag on a dry it.
Which one's Sasuke?
Here.
What do you mean, which one?
I've never seen it.
It's Sasuke's, oh, Sasuke's the evil guy, huh?
The evil guy, what do you know?
Like, if you think about Sasuke,
what do you think he's done?
Okay, I think, I don't know anything about the show, but he's the guy with the gray hair with the band
and then he's like...
He has black hair.
Oh, black hair, sorry, with the band and then...
They all got bands.
And then he goes like this and like, I'm pretty sure he's like evil.
Sasuke, his own brother slaughtered his own family, so he's always that hatred in his heart.
He was like the mysterious kid of the group that everybody loves because he's good at everything.
You get that fight, you can shit.
Naruto's the main character who ends up being his best friend, but Naruto's the hi, hi, hi.
Sausage wants to leave the village to get revenge after his brother.
So he, cause he's like, he's really too fucking weak for now and he's stronger.
He's trying to kill his brother?
He wants to kill his brother.
And Naruto's trying to get him, take him back, save him, back to the village.
It's so cool.
Playlers?
Oh.
Okay, if you haven't seen Naruto by now, you will never want to.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
Do you want Sosuke?
Yes, I want Sosuke.
Or if this is a Manato, my favorite Naruto characters are Sosuke, Madara, Itachi, Minato.
I like Rekage.
I like...
I like...
Okay.
I like Rock Lee Cool.
Thank you.
I like O-Pito.
I like...
I like, I like, I like Kikashi.
Okay.
So now I got a big ass tittie, she has a big tittie in the show.
Oh that's nice, that's nice.
She has a big tittie in the show.
Oh no it's Raya, Raya is like above the other people I say I like to Raya a lot.
I wasn't listening but thank you.
What?
I don't know what you're saying but thank you.
Okay, let's see what we got.
I can tell who I got without even looking at this one out of it.
Go ahead, Ray.
Okay, yep.
Okay, so it's Pat.
Are you laughing at piece of shit?
Okay, wait, is that a good one, guys?
Is it Rock Lee or something?
Is it a Buerra girl?
I don't know.
Is it Rock Lee?
Hair is flat.
Let me see my options.
How do I even see my options?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, try to guess.
Just by touch.
No, I don't know.
I think it's just...
What's your guess?
I think it's roughly our guy.
I don't even know if the guy was hung here.
Uh-huh.
Oh!
It's Rock Lee!
The guy!
It is him?
The guy?
It's Rock Lee!
Wow, this is...
This is an awesome figure. His toes are out.
We got Rock Lee.
Okay.
Rock Lee is a Taijutsu user.
You know all the people that go,
He's one of the people with the show that don't do that.
He just fights and uses his hands.
Taijutsu.
You know, your parents taught you when you were growing up.
Can, can, does he stand up?
Um.
Wait, what?
Oh, maybe there's more in the, in the box.
Like, there's supposed to be, oh.
Yeah, there's supposed to be able to stand and stuff.
Wait, his name is Face though.
though yeah why do you look like that look like guy okay yeah yeah yeah great
this is actually by me what I don't this is lead bro
like a little jit version of guy or something
It's bootleg.
Is this guy? Can I remember this?
What does it say on the box?
It is guy.
Oh, it's not even broccoli.
He's like gay, but he's cool as well.
Wait, he's gay in the show?
I think he's gay.
Oh, oh, okay.
He's cool though.
Oh my god, you should have seen what he had to do to defeat Maduro.
He sacrificed his life and opened all his gates.
Opening all his gates unlocks the most ultimate power that he's had hidden within him, that he's trained for his whole life.
But when you unlock all of them, yes, you become the strongest being alive, but you also sacrifice your life.
And you know, here Naruto comes with his fucking saves.
He takes back healing, cheers.
This Ravage thing, like Jesus Christ is some channel to put that camera.
Naruto now all might gotta die, but it would have been good for like, damn, he did that shit, he died.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you. Okay. I'm gonna open up one now. Yes. Give me a camera. Okay. Wait. Oh, he has a stand so he can't stand.
Okay. I'll put them in here. All right. I want to open up my bikini bottom body.
Oh, that's crazy. You're opening the most exciting one first. Oh, wait here. Okay. So we can get the limp fish.
Limp fish.
Dolphy fish?
A Dolphy fish.
Wait, why did they even say the right names?
Cool fish, dazed fish, working fish and flat fish.
Okay, so I think my favorites are obviously working fish,
because that's Fred,
and limp fish because of the name,
and flat fish.
Those are my favorites.
I want either of those three.
That'd be great.
One out of 72.
What do you think the mystery fish would be?
I don't know. I don't know if the fish is enough.
I feel like I should.
Alright, I really want bread.
My leg.
Say he's squishy.
Don't look. Don't look.
okay it's a keychain
oh my oh my I don't know I don't know who is it
oh my I don't think that's funny
I feel like it's not Fred
let me see are you ready
I think it's gonna be tennis
I think it's gonna be tennis
it's a black fin
Yes.
Wait, he's so cute.
Oh, I like it.
That thing would be funny, bro.
He's dead.
Oh, that's really cute.
Hi.
OK, I'd love that.
You got some Tyra, why don't we have you?
Oh, thank you.
Hi.
Yeah, of course.
Here's the flowers.
Nice to meet you.
OK.
Oh, he's amazing.
He needs water.
OK.
Cute Spongebob times
You like Spongebob or Patrick more damn
I know you like Patrick more. Yes. How'd you know?
Just my favorite this a hundred. Oh, what?
Yeah, I just like the way he thinks of stuff. I mean, there's just so much. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Oh
Wait, by the way guys
It's Chinese flatfish.
Dong dong nu.
Okay.
Sign it.
Pass.
Wait.
Stop.
His ass.
Oh my god.
It's Patrick.
It's that.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Please let me train!
Please let me train!
You don't even know what you got!
Oh my god, you almost cried!
Please, please!
Please, what?
Goofy Goofy Patrick!
Yo, oh my god!
Oh, he comes with stuff to hold, like forks!
He has forks?
He has little forks?
Oh my god, he has cakes!
I love Patrick. He's so cool.
Can I see him?
He has a goofy goober hat.
He is a goofy goober.
He's so freaking cute.
Yeah.
Okay, so that one's yours, huh?
I mean, I opened it.
Yeah, you did.
Okay, congrats.
Thank you, Emily.
Thank you.
You want to open yours now?
Let's see what you got here.
Yeah, yeah, good idea.
Let's see what I got.
Okay, that was really cute!
Is he cool?
Yeah!
He looks amazing!
Is that what you wanted in that one?
I just want anything with Patrick.
Spongebob is cool too, but I'm a big Patrick fan.
GG!
GG!
Okay, what did I get?
See?
Don't look.
If it's a path for good I'm over the moon and joyous.
Okay.
Oh my God. You got calm. You got some calm.
Really?
Yes, you got calm. You actually got some calm.
I'm going to see.
So nice!
The farmer.
The farmer.
Yeah.
You're a farmer.
Yeah.
Cute.
You like him?
Yeah.
It's a farmer farmer's
You're a cake time
Cake time you use cake time fucking don't it's wise the best one out here ha ha
Check out the best one. How do you put a best one? Honestly? Yes. There's nothing on here. That was cool in that one
Yo, imagine we got a farmer or something to chat. Oh fucking right
He's cool though
He's cute, oh, Kulai.
You know what I'm saying?
He's cute.
Okay.
You can't break?
Yeah.
Okay.
The farmer's cool.
So you don't want to trade or what do you want to fuck with your hair and I don't think I'll get done?
Yo, what do you mean?
Wait, we're allowed to trade?
Of course, of course we're allowed to trade, of course. Of course. Of course we're allowed.
Oh, he's opening the next one.
Hold on.
Okay, make sure it's okay.
Oh, oh, here.
OK.
Oh, is that bad?
Does that mean it's broken?
He is cute.
He is cute.
OK.
You can have better your setup and stuff.
OK. So, no trading?
You don't want to trade? That's fine.
I like that. I like the farmer.
I like the farmer.
cool nice yeah no worries no it is it go ahead open your fit go ahead I'm
open stick go ahead I talked to them real quick yeah go ahead
Do y'all hear me?
Do y'all hear me?
Do y'all hear me?
I'm gonna give it to her at the end of Michelin, but she doesn't know.
Let her believe that she's not getting it.
And I'm gonna give it to her at the end of Michelin.
Just, just laugh right now though, don't, don't laugh, like, laugh.
Just say elementary around now so she doesn't catch on, so she doesn't catch on.
Why are you looking over there?
What's so funny? What's so funny over there?
Why are you laughing?
Nothing. Nothing.
What? What's so funny?
Why are you laughing so much?
Nothing. They just laughing.
There you go, yo, chat.
RG himself, you know how high he is.
W50, wait, what?
Ah, W50!
Cheyenne Hawk!
Oh, Gigi!
What's the 50 Gigi?
50's.
Oh, oh, thank you Gigi!
I got 52 for a Cheyenne Hawk.
You did too?
Yes, he gets a 50 to Osbo, that's so sweet.
Oh, my God!
Thank you, Lottie.
I still don't know what the heck Rage said.
Thank you for the 50!
Thank you so much.
Every day.
Okay, watch, watch, watch.
Oh my God.
Okay, your six-time.
A long one?
One.
One.
Family.
Family.
Oh, good.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What?
Why are you looking like that?
Why do I feel like you got a skirt on or something?
What does that mean?
Uh, whoa!
He's a furry!
He's a cow!
He's a cow!
He's a cute cow!
He's a furry.
Okay, you like the stitch?
Yeah!
yeah oh he's like the doge is on yeah okay wait what were the options can i see the box
oh
what about oh okay so you could have gotten the beast wait there's some cool wait what you got the
beast i got dalmatian stitch oh dalmatian oh the all furries i guess this one would have been
Slabid.
Okay, Dalmatian.
Ula-la.
Okay.
What, Shraik?
No.
Oh.
Oh, it's yours.
It's yours.
You can have it.
Just like that's what I'm talking about.
It's yours.
Hey!
Just like that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, here's a mind in me of my stupid father.
Last one.
Okay, it's the friend time.
Okay.
I got a pretty good one.
I got flatfish.
I want.
I looked at what? Cool fish or working fish. Okay. Working fish.
Okay. He's iconic too. They're all iconic. I'm not gonna lie. They are. They are.
But I feel like I'm just having to get dazed, fish. I don't know why. You're gonna get the dazed.
Yeah, I think it's always so serious.
I'm not looking.
It's a by leg isn't it? Wait it's a by leg or something?
I got my leg! I got my leg!
You got great luck Ray!
Oh my god! Yo!
Dang!
Dang!
He's so cool!
Dang!
Dang!
His hands are in his pants.
Yo, I got a lot of swag bro.
Yeah.
That's swag bro.
That's cool.
Nice!
That's face swag.
That's cute.
Yo!
You can take his hands out of his pockets!
Oh, you can take it out!
Wait, that's so cute!
Yo!
Hey, hey, okay!
Okay!
A pig!
Chocolate!
I don't want to talk to him!
A very dr. Kelp!
Wait, is that the grape?
Oh!
He's caught, bro!
He looks great!
I don't want to tussle!
Us!
I kind of got to usle us!
She wanna, ouch!
Alright, let's put his head back in his pockets.
Okay, very nice.
Yo, he got holes, bro.
Wow, we got such a great hole.
Got an amazing hole.
Patrick, I got...
Oh, Patrick, you gonna bring that up again?
I got, uh, uh...
Rock of the bike guy.
What?
Patrick, I got cool guy.
Uh, Patrick.
I got, uh...
potential man you got a furry oh my god I got Patrick I got Patrick like oh I got
the eating I love Patrick version of eating you want you on the farmer
Thank you
No, I don't want to fuck another
From who
Shia yeah, thank you for the hundred
Other Chanel, but Shia now Shia now. Oh, yeah, Shia now
What do you call the GG's
No, no, no, no, no, no.
His name is also Gigi.
Who?
Cheyenne Hock.
Isn't that a girl?
You think Cheyenne Hock was a girl?
Cheyenne Hock.
That's why you called him honey?
Yes.
Thank you, honey.
It's a guy?
Yes, yes, his name is Gigi.
Yes.
OK, so, um.
Whoa, wait, you know him?
Yes.
How long have you known him?
He's been around since like SU.
So like streaming in the universe.
Go!
Yes.
Thanks, honey.
Yo, Gigi, I thought you was a fine shit.
Wait.
Oh, he was trying to hit on you.
Great.
I did thought I was a fine shit.
All right.
This whole time, I was...
You could still be fine tonight.
Wait, so are you talking about him, Doc?
What's with it?
What?
Wait, this was a dude the whole time?
This was a dude, but wait, were you acting different?
Cause you thought it was a girl?
Every time, and you'll get more and more.
He's getting 2,000 subs last week.
Yeah, he gets a lot bigger than Mr. B-Stream.
I don't think he ever even noticed him.
No, no, I did.
You got horny.
What?
Okay, yeah, it is.
Hey gang, we can play together.
We can hop on a game or something.
You know what I'm saying?
I appreciate you brother.
I appreciate you.
Okay, wow, we have some amazing polls.
I'm very impressed.
What's our layout look like?
Making sure that we are good on time.
Yeah, how far is it?
We can still shop a little bit. I'm not going to Uniclo.
Alright, back.
If we leave right now,
if we left right now,
we would be good, right?
Yeah, we have time to.
Yay!
Where are we putting our goodies in there?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, this is great! We've set up a great hall!
I go lie, you guys are so acti-
Your girls are so cool too!
These are the best!
I like that damn thing.
Yeah.
I like that damn thing, huh?
He's cute.
He's dead.
We're gonna talk now.
There you go!
Oh, wait!
Can you make things-
I used to do this!
Ha ha!
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing on the floor?
Get out my fucking way!
huh drunk I can't even see you get away from me you're not you have no fucking
swag what big fuck what are you doing yeah get out my fucking way I'm the
fucking cook what
chocolate fuck this is this is this is this is this is this is this is bigger
How you boost the drop?
Rrrrp!
Flying Lotus!
What's going on?
Fuck nigga!
Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, uh!
Hey guys!
Psh, psh, psh, uh!
How's everyone doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Piece of bum ass nigga!
Oh, oh, I just saw you guys were fighting so I don't want to need any help.
Fuck, fuck you!
Ah!
Oh, god!
Haha.
Wow, so you do that at the right major 28 as well?
I used to do that shit.
Oh, I'm still what I used to do as a chick.
Uh-huh.
I was a chick.
I used to do that.
Okay.
Yeah.
I used to do that shit.
How come rage doesn't get that rabbit move?
I used to do that shit.
Well, no one says at your rage, rabbit, at talk me.
Huh?
No one points the rabbit for you.
What do you point the rabbit?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, gravity, thank you.
What I meant point the rabbit.
This was a great call, great call.
He's those, he's those.
Did you like Pop Mart?
Uh, yeah, I like Pop Mart.
That's amazing, right?
Why are you laughing?
Chad, why are you laughing so hard?
What did he say when he was whispering to Chad?
Please tell me.
Tell me what he was saying.
I thought we were still gaffing.
I thought we were Pop Mart, bro.
Are you just running out?
Nah, they're fucking crazy.
Let's get it.
So funny.
You get it he's eating her up
I'm playing here, huh?
Oh, is it a trash?
It was good
Yeah
Look at that, look at that, look at that,
it's a strange selfie, oh no, she got a bomb, she got a bomb.
Yeah!
Are you guys shopping away today?
Yes, nice to meet you guys!
So how are you?
Oh, you better hold on.
You better hold on.
You wanna do it yourself?
Oh, uh, we'll take a blinds picture.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
Have a great day, y'all.
Bye.
I literally did, I did the exact pose that you just did when I was trying to be you.
What's up?
I don't want to spoil your friends.
I don't care if it's for me.
If they're gonna be watching on the cameras, I got somethings going to stop me.
I'm somewhat eventually going to stop you.
Okay.
We'll be more low-key and we're also leaving in 10 minutes.
Okay, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's cool about it.
Yeah.
You know, this is job description, so he has to do what he has to do.
But he said he doesn't really care about other people's camera on him.
He basically said, I don't give a fuck.
I don't take my time, that's it.
But other things he'll over here do.
They might.
So they're gonna go and pull up by all that.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
That's basically what he's at.
I mean, every night we're sitting at corner just opening our bar.
Yeah, we wasn't being...
Yeah.
I knew...
I'm not...
They have been more than once at all.
I don't think they're swamped right now.
Oh yeah, they're relaxing.
Shaking in the morning.
It's Friday! Happy Friday!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
My name's Ayon, I'm an A.J.
Oh, really? Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
Nice.
Great.
You're cool.
Bro is lumped over.
Ew.
Okay, I want to just stop by Uniqlo
and ask about their pants,
and then if they don't have it, we can leave.
Want to look for Kumiko?
Who's Kumiko?
What did you say?
Uniqlo! You don't know who Uniqlo is?
Oh my god, do you know who that is?
Ooh.
Oh my god.
you
you
Um, yeah sorry guys, so um, for some reason my phone's kind of bugging today, it like
keeps, the camera keeps nothing up.
Okay so what's the shirt you want to show off?
Oh, me?
Do you know him?
Oh, me? You know him?
Oh, nice to meet you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you do that for? You know what a little jid doing on me?
Well, maybe he doesn't.
Give me that little bit.
Oh, why is a jid no me?
Okay, what shirt, what shirt would you look at that?
There is no sweet.
Oh!
No, there isn't.
Yeah, it's the Twitter guy.
Punch!
Is it his punch?
The Twitter guy, yes, punch.
He's famous on Twitter.
Is this Justin Bieber?
Of course.
Were you a believer?
Ah, I was like sort of, but not really.
Wow.
Is this a real picture of Michael?
Yeah, he's a swaggy.
He's a deep-hearthed swaggy.
Who's this right here?
Um, oh, oh, oh.
That's right, Chew.
I'm not a frickin' idiot.
We get the Pokemon marathon together.
What is this?
Charizard.
Who is that?
Why are you asking me these kindergarten questions?
Who is that?
Charmander, you think I'm an idiot?
Who's this?
Squirtle Duh!
You're not going to know this one.
Ball bus horn Duh!
Oh my gosh!
Are you kidding me?
What do I do?
We just, uh, let me have a phone together.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, do you like Drake?
I like Vegeta.
Who?
What do you say?
Oh.
I like, I like, I like Vegeta.
I like Vegeta.
Okay, cute.
Oh my god, chat!
Oh boy!
That's sick.
That's fucking sick.
Who's that right there?
These are both Kobe, right?
Yes.
Okay, look at both of them.
Yes.
Cool.
I was like, it's really confused for a second.
Yes.
Very nice.
Beautiful.
The crochet is pretty cute.
Oh, crochet, huh?
You have the huds that you can buy the crochet for.
Crochet?
Yeah.
Yeah, if you gave them like a flower, I think they would love it.
Yeah.
I don't think Rach has anyone to give the crochet to.
I actually knew somebody that used to really get a crochet once upon a time.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just for the hose.
There you go.
Yes.
You can give it to Honey.
All your honey.
What?
You can give it to your honey.
No, no, no.
Actually, stop.
What?
I'm not going to call the chat Honey no more.
Because I'm saving Honey for fine sheets.
You think that they're girls and you're like, oh thank you Honey.
Hoping that you would get on their sweet side, but they're all just men.
I'm not that that word is leaving my vernacular, okay?
Cuz fun shit I don't feel special. I finally call her honey. Thank you, honey
Okay, I see the whole person Dean in here
It's like an actual Michelin restaurant
We did it was the last one not an extra mission. I have a mission like the last two tries
No, sir. Anyway, I'm gonna show them the jeans that I want check it to tell me if this is
comfy
Hello
Are these jeans comfy?
You know I shout so you can copy
You'll tell you'll say if they're comfy. Yes, I'm like a beautiful jeans on Twitter beautiful jeans
Are you deaf?
What jeans did you say?
You never know what I'm saying. Do I have an accent or something?
What do you see new jeans from?
Uh, I don't know where the jeans are.
Wait, I didn't even like the tweet.
Oh my god, dude.
Um, let me see.
They want to know what I'm talking about, like the, the, the, the unicorn gene.
So, what's happening, huh?
Let's go.
Oh, you was?
Yeah, dude.
I was going to, it's okay if I report you to Santa Monica Patrick's.
Oh, you got a Patrick.
That's so cool.
You got a Patrick?
Let's go.
Oh, nice.
He's really cute.
I want you, I'm going to sign it.
I want you to take it home and cherish him.
Don't give it to anybody ever, really, like really hold his down.
Yeah, me and my brother drove like 15 minutes back here.
Dan, when'd you get, when'd you get this Patrick?
I had it like last week's feed.
Oh, oh do you like SpongeBob maybe? The Farmer?
Yeah, I like SpongeBob for your questions.
Oh yeah, what about you?
You like Patrick better than SpongeBob though, right?
Yeah, he cool with his stuff though.
Are you open to a trade?
Maybe? No?
Hey, this is now-
Can I leave you sign the suit?
Oh, of course! I'd love to.
Okay, hold up.
I don't know.
Before? Before we do it?
Look at that, huh?
This is now worth a few thousand dollars.
Once you sign this, you might depreciate a little bit.
I saw you around the QT stream.
You see that shit?
Hold me
No, he's horrible. No, no, no, he's really bad at thinking
Y'all be watching
Hi!
What's up, Aaron?
I'm Hannah, nigga.
Fox Hill is home.
Fox Hill is home.
What's up, man?
Yeah, for sure.
How do you get it, man?
For sure, brother.
I got no pasta in that arm, bro.
They cap it, they line.
They line on my name, bro.
Uh, very cute.
Hold on, hold on, I gotta show the chrome belt right quick.
Oh, oh, oh, chrome?
And it's moving over there, I see.
It's not further right there.
It's gonna keep you from controlling it.
Okay.
Enjoy!
Hey, nice to meet you, bro.
Stay safe.
Let's find a button.
Nice to meet you.
Did you sign it?
Yeah, I signed a little bit.
I couldn't even see your signature, okay
We're going yo, this is awkward. We're going in the store and they said buy her
I don't want to see them again
I don't want to see them again
I'm walking towards them
I don't know where the famous jeans are
Wait, wait, sorry, I'm gonna do one more look on on Twitter because it's that's where I saw them first
They're saying a little mellow shooting over for right now.
He's playing right now.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not a little better.
Hi.
Yes, that's me.
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
My name's Peter.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, say.
I saw you guys walking by the morning.
Oh, don't worry. Don't worry.
I got shopping away.
Yay.
Yes, we got a uniform.
Great, great choice.
Yes, let's meet you guys.
Of course.
Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
I'm a cameraman.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Oh, thank you. Yes.
He works very hard. He's getting...
Oh my god, don't worry.
Um, pyramid? Angle?
Oh, awful.
First Amazon.
Are you better at this than I am?
I got you.
Oh, thank you.
Us.
Us. Us.
Us. Us. Us.
Thank you so much.
Have a good day.
Thank you.
He's playing very well, very, very well.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
I should have shut up the bell.
I should have shut up the bell.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Do you happen to know there's like viral genes here?
You already know, huh, bro?
Like viral girl genes.
So you're buying some tit-top virus here?
Yes, they're good.
What is this? They look so cute. These? Like they fit well?
Yeah, I think they fit. And then we can do alterations for free.
Okay, cute. Okay, thank you so much.
I appreciate you, bro.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
I appreciate you, bro.
That's my doll.
What you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Show me that.
Oh, thank you so much.
My ear got no noise.
I'll tell you tomorrow, don't put it on.
Bro, chill out, cunt.
All right, chill.
Well, he don't want a glitch for the Twitch.
See a what?
You want a glitch for the Twitch?
You want to go buy a ring?
What, what, what's this, what's this?
OK.
Hold on, what glitch for what Twitch you got, cunt?
Good for the Twitch?
A glitch for the Twitch.
A glitch for the Twitch.
Yo, you ain't got no glitch for the Twitch right now,
are you?
Yeah, for the Glitch.
I got a big one
You're trying to put a cross in his eye with what they stand on his teeth?
Huh?
Oh, oh, they're saying, um...
What is it?
I'm gonna put a picture of this
Oh, this is a waterfall
Oh, they're saying Alalan
This is an Alalan video, they say y'all need to be funny, boy
Hey, get it back there, get it, come on
No, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not
Come on, check. Come on, check.
Hi, y'all, boy.
I'm gonna order the Uber.
What are you calling the Uber?
I'm calling the Uber.
No, no, I'm just trying to make sure we're there on time.
No problem, I got the Uber.
I did it, I looked at her phone, she called it a fucking blaster.
We make it on time, no problem.
We make it online, no problem.
Oh, they have Hunter, Hunter!
Okay, great!
Wait, I love Hunter.
Buddy, bro.
Are you like Hunter, Hunter?
Yes, I love Hunter.
Wait, what is this shirt?
I gotta see all these Hunter shirts.
What the fuck?
Who's that?
Oh, Uber.
Is that...
Is that...
Wait.
This is not Hunter Hunter.
I thought he was so cool for a second.
Did that turn into a bitch?
I can't even, this is my favorite,
but I don't even know who that is.
What the heck?
You know where this is from?
Uh, Dragon Ball Z?
No?
Wait, actually no?
Do you know where this is from?
Uh-huh.
Oh, oh, hey man.
Bizarre Venture, Douglas.
What?
Rick, I literally don't know.
Who are these people?
I don't know.
Who the heck is Yu Yu Hakasha?
Hakasha.
I'm not supposed to say that.
Oh, watch your mouth.
Oh, sorry.
What, uh...
He ate wasasuke before sasuke.
You understand me?
Okay.
Okay, I understand.
He's the blueprint.
He ate is the blueprint to all the fucking cool oracle characters, game.
You
Do a selfie
We got each you got a friend
Oh, you can actually run out of here with a doll.
I can take a selfie of us.
I don't want to.
Thank you.
Of course.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, it's a good day.
Thank you.
OK.
What the?
Oh, the guy said excuse me.
I was like, he's like, he's like,
he's like, he's like, excuse me.
I was like, we're not excuse me.
You got scared
No, not that I'm talking about with the wine
I was scared. I was like, I didn't know what they were doing, but they were really nice
Okay, yeah, I got the car. Oh
Thank you
No, no, I am not scared. We have to go to
Northwest entrance by five guys
Guys, I'm so sorry about the stream nothing so much. I will try to move the camera
My apologies. My phone's being weird. Sorry, Rach.
What?
You probably don't experience such weird little Fs because you always have your backpack.
Listen, listen. I don't mind it as long as I'm having a time with fucking extra Emily.
Oh!
Really?
So, okay, Fs every, oh wait, five guys this way.
Okay.
But, is that...
Yes.
Dang, you think it's correct?
Yeah.
I'm probably over there.
That's so nice, Rach.
That's very nice.
Have a new read.
If you want to be a swaggy, you gotta be a nice guy.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why he calls everyone honey.
Only the girls, actually.
No, no, no.
Do you like the mall?
I do.
That's actually a 5-year mall, bro.
Hello, Kit Kat.
Hello, Miss Lala.
I can't.
Wait, okay.
Sometimes I flip the camera and it says, it says, uh, try disabling DIS.
What does that mean?
Anyone like camera put into what disabling DIS means?
I don't know what the heck that is.
No more flipping the camera.
Yes. Uh, I want your damage stabilization. Okay. That's a Colton question. Colton? Everybody type Colton's name.
How do I affect the IS? Okay, beautiful. Hi! Hello! Hello. Yeah. Oh, nice to meet you, of course.
Oh, I see you!
Let's do it in the shade.
No, don't worry.
Oh, did you get Pan Express? I love Pan Express.
Did you get the orange chicken?
You got the orange chicken.
Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Have a great day.
Bye, guys.
Are you ok ready?
Yeah, you look like you are a chicken
You like orange chicken?
Yeah, I like orange chicken
Orange chicken will be chicken
Orange chicken will be chicken
I like orange chicken
because everything
Or chicken will be pumpkin
Orange chicken will be fruit
Or chicken will be vegetable
Or chicken or...
or in the moment
Or sushi
I like sushi!
That's pretty good.
I actually went yesterday with Super Jeff and I did a sushi gig competition.
I was there, bitch.
Oh, yeah.
I was literally there.
Look, get some shade, Emily.
I love this song! What do you mean?
I put my SPF 50 on.
Oh, you're right. Patrice did tell us how we need to put art.
I can't be in the sun unless I have my SPF 50 on.
No cap.
Okay, so now we're gonna go on our way to Michelin Star restaurant.
Actually, it's one star.
What does that mean, one star?
It's ass?
No, no, no, it's one Michelin Star.
And the way they define it, it's worth making a trip to.
It's worth going on your way to go.
How do you eat in your state?
Medium rare.
I eat my medium, but I can eat medium rare out here.
Okay, yeah.
Because medium rare might be the perfect way you have to eat their shit
Like it's Michelin bro
Why do you go for medium?
Because medium rare it's just like
I don't even actually eat that bloody
Medium is like a good in between to the point where like it's still pink
It's pink, but it's not the blood is it oozing out. But medium rare
It's just as pink a little bit more pink, but we're like you can see the blood with the sauce and shit
And it's kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
But it tastes good though like taste wise medium rare is good
Okay, we can try medium rare thing. They're saying it's not blood.
They're calling you a jeweler. They're calling it blood.
Whatever the fuck that pinch shit is. Uh, uh, wait, wait.
Aim high is calling me.
Oh, okay. Wow, nice orange phone.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Repeat that
Okay, so sometimes I switch my camera from front camera to back camera
Oh, he's pooping go put the phone out the door put the phone to the door
Come on, take it off me and put the phone to the door!
Hold on!
Hold on.
Okay, where are you at?
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Oh, well, yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah, no problem.
And we're not calling COVID.
He's just sitting there just anticipating the call that the camera had.
I'll just be careful.
Let me make sure that it works.
Is that looking a form of torture?
What?
The one that you're anticipating in the call and the guy's like,
I'm not even calling him over.
That's fucked, y'all.
Hey, what if they forget about me?
That's fucked.
OK, I think our car is here.
OK, it's talking to my chat.
Hold it.
Fuck you.
You type, fuck you.
We're not on to the call.
And OK, I think I've heard it.
I have to press turn button.
It'll be better.
OK, you guys stop, sorry.
Mm.
OK, so we kind of have to go into podcast mode because,
you know LA traffic classic oh yeah so so check feel free to ask us any
questions about you know Rage's life is not I didn't need to ask my question
about my life they know they know too much already I told you a lot about you
I told the internet too much I'm gonna open both and I don't like that that's
great I gotta close off a little bit too much it's rage aversion yes I'm too
closed off how's your knee to me you know why is this one being it's not
wait it is I'm tired of him
tell us about the fat drug dealer wait who told you about that I know it was
emerald that knows so why wouldn't y'all say that why would y'all tell me
How would y'all tell them that, bro?
Is that from yesterday?
Did you say the story yesterday?
No, I didn't tell the story.
So I'm just gonna figure out how she knew about that.
OK, well, feel free to share.
Put it in the car and the podcast.
OK, OK, man.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
There's something in my hair.
Is this him?
Oh, is this him?
OK, no.
He's stuck in a red.
He's stuck in a stop sign.
Is this kind of, is this sus?
Hi, where are you at?
Oh, we're at the pickup spot.
Hold on, let me see.
but we can walk to you.
Is that right?
He's like, oh, okay, now he's moving.
Or, I'm kinda scared of him.
Why would he say, where are you at
without him even being at the spot?
Yeah, he's not even at the actual makeup location.
I think he has some right here.
Oh, okay.
Cool! And we're right there.
Um, hi, where are you at?
I'll wave to him to show that we're friendly
I'm trying to cancel the Uber.
What are you trying to do?
Oh, call an oscopy!
No, I'm trying to sit on it!
Great! This is your time!
Hello!
Okay.
Hi for Emily!
That's us.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Yes.
Alrighty!
Another conversation.
What?
Somebody think we're probably gonna be weirdo.
I don't know. It's like the ride goes on the stats.
I heard.
It's crazy.
You have to do it through the Uber app?
Or...
This is the Uber app.
Oh really?
I don't know why it doesn't on the stats.
Make sure that you see it's Uber.
Yeah.
Well, it was weird.
Yeah, it's all weird.
Chat, do you have any tips on what he may do to...
If you're right, don't start by explaining.
I can't do it because if I go over or not...
Oh, maybe.
Is there a way to refresh it?
No.
Or maybe what happens if you click the arrow on top and then yeah, and then
Okay, and then yeah, let's start navigation
Yeah
Okay, okay, and then maybe you can just refresh and then it'll start
Maybe he doesn't think that he picked up picked us up yet. Maybe you have to drive to this pick up just a little bit further
I don't think that is the initial.
Oh yeah, wait, maybe now that we moved,
we can try to start trip again.
Okay, I did say you arrived, so that's good on my side.
Okay.
And then,
You're gonna try again?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
Why?
Shack.
Is there a way to say like you picked up the,
That was a good noise, maybe that was a ding.
That was a message.
Traffic.
That was a message.
Okay.
Okay.
We can, don't try again.
Is it working?
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm gonna call
Is it like you click anything at all
I have two options here. Even I
Make a call here. No, send me a message to call
That's okay, we can just get out.
Yeah, I call it another car, it's okay.
Thank you.
Sounds good.
We have to call the restaurant and tell them we're going to be back.
Yeah, we're back. We're back. We're back. Sorry. We're good? Yeah.
We have to call the restaurant and tell them we're going to be 15 minutes. Is that bad?
How long's the drive? Long.
40 minutes. Can you tell them our ETA is
6.15. I think that's within
minutes is fine right yeah 15 minutes usually to cut off okay car is
approaching one thing by the black so they're gonna cook a shit that's nice
okay hopefully that's a stream please you don't got a choice to say no you say
you say I'm dude anyway I'll say oh I'm not streaming or I'm not videotaping
no you say you're a Chinese princess oh okay but and I'll say your Haitian
from a river
Hello.
Hello, sir.
Hi.
Thank you for driving us.
Thank you so much, sir.
Yeah.
Taha.
Taha.
If you don't want us to show you everything, we'll get out the cars.
Why would you say that?
Why would you say that?
Tell them what kindness.
Why would you even put that into the air?
Tell them what kindness.
Jenny?
What's a Jenny?
It was Uber, Robert.
This Uber issue was crazy.
Jenny poo with the 25 gifteds, bro.
Jenny, thank you, Jenny.
Jenny poo with the 50 actually.
What the 75 gifteds?
Whoa!
Who's a Jenny?
I can call her honey.
Jenny poo poo poo, baby.
I mean poo poo.
Jenny poo poo poo.
Jenny boo boo boo, been really puddle
that's not all that shit, that's not all that
shit about, you know what I'm saying?
Jenny, I'm sorry.
She don't come down to floor to some shit.
I'm sorry for nothing.
She come on the floor to some,
we gonna fuck off, what you do?
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't that right, Jenny?
That Zouci with the big five get this bro.
I
With the big five get is out of Zouci we're sad a hundred thousand subs
That's I think that's why she gives them what she got is back over a K. That's so cool
You hit what was your peak during the sub-a-thon?
hundred
Really, I would like to make you beat your record
I have to like plan it and stuff. It's too much work to plan.
Take a half a month off to plan it.
Okay. And then just do a 24 hour stuff, like 24-7 stuff.
For a month straight.
I feel like I would need to keep friends though.
Yeah. I'm never doing something ever again.
Really?
And I didn't even want to do the last one.
You were there for so long.
I really only did it because my niggas were doing it.
They really wanted you to go and then you just stay for what like a month?
I was supposed to stay for a week, I was supposed to stay for like, actually I was supposed to stay for like three days
Yeah
Then turning into five and once we get to the fifth day, I'm like, there's no way I'm leaving again
I'm too locked in with my brothers
That's cute
There's no way I'm leaving
Yeah
And I'm like, whoa, then it seems like you enjoyed it, I guess
Carathon
A marathon?
I'm gonna be quite frank
I think I feel a little awkward
I will actually get annoyed after a month
Not even trolling
What bro some isn't one trick bro. I'm gonna get tired of her ass and generally after a week after less than a week
Bro, she's gonna come in clinker five times every day
Your clink for music to my ears
That might be that's one of your hardest bars yet. Yes. Thank you. I mean, I think I'm a
caravan
It'd be hard to come up with stuff like for the month. You know, it's crazy
I don't even think it works for real really cuz a lot of it
We're gonna be on our desks a lot a lot of it's be random RRLs
And then like each date is one major segment each day one big segment on one big guest or something cool
Breeze that oh, that'd be crazy and fantasy land, but yeah
Yeah.
And never happened.
Okay, tell us about the factor I'm dealing now.
I've been waiting patiently to hear the story.
Go ahead.
My first girlfriend in college.
So my freshman year in college, sophomore year in college.
I dated her for like two years.
You were two years you dated her?
Yeah.
Okay, that's a long time.
And there's a there was this nigga and brap everybody is one of the niggas is that everybody cool. He let you like fat and chopped
you kind of like
Okay, so K-Soul's not no K-Soul's not chopped, but he looked just like K-Soul. Okay. He'd like they figured like a fat ginger nigga
Okay, cool. Okay. So kind of like
Okay, so I just
Okay, okay.
Um, just a sec.
Sorry.
Do you read me?
It's Brett.
Why don't you run up there?
Dude, it's not the dude.
Even my connection's bugged right now.
Really?
I'm like two bars.
Yeah.
OK.
Ta-da.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
I'm coming in and out.
Oh, boy.
I thought LA would have good signal everywhere.
More, right?
I would think so.
No, no, it's crazy.
Why?
I think there's just so many people just taking all the cellular service and shit.
You think so?
That's what happened, because at stadiums, you'll get no connection.
Even though you have five bars and nothing to load,
because everybody's hitting the cell phone towers.
But like we just moved like 10 feet and now it's like perfectly fine.
Wait, are we good now Chas?
Yeah, now it's good.
Alright, so okay it's a case-o looking guy.
Yeah, and he was like, he was a quote-unquote friend of me, right?
I wasn't big on YouTube then, but I was like Broward kind of known because we're doing funny shit.
So like he'd always...
You were on YouTube already?
He was looking dick-rotted, like he wanted to always be my friend.
Oh okay, he's a fan, he's a fan.
But we was cool, kind of, but I ain't smoke at the time.
So I really, he used to sell weed and shit
and he used to sell weed to her.
If she would tell me, oh my God, he's like,
oh, he's trying to flirt with me.
He's had crush on me since middle school, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, whatever, every girl, I don't know, every girl.
Is she saying that he has a crush on her to you?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
And I'm like, okay.
Like this guy's like a little bit like-
But like in my head, he's not-
A threat.
A threat.
Okay.
And he's fucking obese.
Okay.
And I remember one time she went to her friend's house that was near my house, but we didn't
see each other that whole weekend because we were in a fight and we kind of ignored each
other.
It was some petty shit.
We just ignored each other for a weekend.
But Monday came along, shit was back normal, we apologized and talked about all that shit.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, boom.
Fast forward in the future.
I break up with her for some other shit.
Relationship already pause
Okay, so you guys break up break up
And I'm talking pause
To you. Okay. Okay come back. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. So you break up on your birthday. I think we should do an admission till we pass this light
Okay, this is a
It is in my story.
Good call.
Yo, my connection's getting even worse.
I know.
The freaking traffic here is whole.
Are you on my hotspot?
Yeah.
I ain't go live.
That phone connection might be better.
What is that?
T-Mobile?
This is visible.
And then this is AT&T.
How many bars does it have without my hotspot?
It's like, yeah.
That's caring.
Ugh, hey.
Oh, you used both?
Mm-hmm.
I guess not.
Okay, now it's good enough.
Okay, so you broke up with your ex
for on this close relationship?
Yeah.
Perfectly fine.
I don't even care to say the reason
because I don't feel like I need to tell her shit.
So I'm talking to her best friend
about the breakup issue,
because I was cool with her too,
and I don't know if there were,
I don't know, but I'm like, yeah.
She's like, yeah, I can't believe
you took her back after that one thing, though.
I'm like wait you took her back after that one there was one thing she did do that
I took her back from but I she wasn't talking about that one time so I was like yeah I fold it it is what it is
She's like yeah like change that of all people that ginger nigga of all people like
They like I like that fat ass like I'm like
And I'm like wait
What and I'm like I'm playing along. I'm like, yeah that she was crazy like that they were in
And she's like, yeah, like y'all got to one little fight
over a weekend sometime ago and like, she came over
and tried to drop a wee, she fucked on that nigga
the same night.
I'm like, yo, bitch, you crazy.
And then y'all got to get out of the way.
After I was like, yo, Josh, you different, but love is love.
And I'm like, I had no idea about this.
I'm like, what the fuck.
And then.
So how long ago was that when you broke up?
So we broke up on my birthday.
So that was August and that happened like like that happened like November before like the year before
Yes, yes, but but after we broke up she started posting with her new nigga like a week or two later
Okay, with a new nigga. Okay, bro. She was posting memories on her story on snapchat and the memory
Said they were from May
We broke up in August
I'm like yo bro what it is a whole different nigga
I'm like yo what
That's my god I'm a hard on thoughts are you what hard on thoughts are so see
what she saw at this point I'm single and she'll continuously try to come back
Like oh my god, those niggas are funny. I should have never buzzed the buzz of blood
I'm trying to get back and I'm like back with you and one time I wanted some bra
I don't like fucking random people and I want some so I like that pull up and she was about to pull up
She told me she had no boyfriend, but I got a face off of her. It's a nigga with a gun
I'm like
Shit, I'm no bitch nigga like so I start beating with this nigga whatever
And she continuously tries to come back throughout like the course of a year and it's the same shit nigger finds out
Nigger, I don't know what he does to her. I don't know what happens and one time
I got sick and tired of it and she was living in another state. She was like, no fuck that. I'm gonna fly out to you
I'm sick of this shit. I need you back. Blah blah blah blah. I bet pull up
This is when I found my next girl. I was already in another relationship though at the time, right?
So I didn't cheat or nothing. Yeah, so I told her to pull up and the day she pulled
She flew into Florida now posted a picture of me my new girlfriend
Okay, so she got the message and she flew she flew down Florida just so I want you to the phone
She checked my story as I made my girlfriend
But she tried
She should have like, not taken you for granted, cause, Ray, you're a star, you're a treasure.
No, I like that she took me for granted, cause I would have probably actually got that stupid bit of pregnant of some shit.
Ooh, you think so?
Yeah, everything happened for a reason.
I could have had a kid.
I could have had a shit with that.
You know what I'm saying?
She was a Spanish girl.
She was a Spanish girl, they first time and shit.
Oh, they're very first time.
Oh, interesting.
I didn't know that.
Yep.
Okay.
Yep, no cap.
That I'm so glad I learned about the fat drug dealer. Yeah, okay, so this year crazy
Yeah, that was those high school you said now college college. That's how that was like 2017 2018
I feel like for the same age you seem so old
What the fuck you mean? I seem so old what we're seeing all about I just I feel like you're just like if they were in
School, you'd be like two years older. Like I don't I feel like these wouldn't be in the same
You know what's crazy, nobody, it used to be that my whole life everybody said I look,
while I was a senior, Nick thought I was a fucking freshman, a sophomore gang.
Well, you keep bringing up that you look young, but I just don't understand, like,
were you like the Lulu, like, were they the Lulu?
I didn't have no, I didn't go facial hair until I was like 23, like, I was a baby-faced little jit, like.
Can I see pictures of you from the movie? Oh my God, did QT do the thing today?
Okay, I didn't see your...
You know what, I'm gonna show you a picture of me, I'm gonna show you a picture of me, I'm gonna show you a picture of me, y'all.
Yeah, he didn't have VBL chance.
Oh my, why is there a...
What?
Yo, what?
What?
I just...
You're a radio pick?
Yo, no, what?
You seem to be perfect.
A person took a picture of me in my university, in my college campus
While I was in the classroom, it was like yo, is this your rage?
And I never saw this picture, I just looked it up and I see it on the internet, what the fuck?
Ah, fuck, I don't see it on the internet
Okay, it's...
Well, they're just being a creep and then just like, posting a picture
Yeah, they're just posting that shit
Like, how do I look here?
How do you think I look here?
Okay, let's see
I'm like older here, I ain't gonna lie
I'll look down over here, hold down over here
HAHAHAHA
EWW
F**K ME EWW
What the f**k
Your facial expressions have never changed
That's actually so impressive
Like you still have the same smile
You can see next to me there's a shorty next to me there
HAHAHA
You look
Okay, yeah, you look like
Like
Oh, you look pretty young, like 16
Yeah, I was f**king 18
Okay, yeah
I can see what they're saying
Cause you don't have
Um
The facial hair.
The little baby face thing.
The little baby face.
Okay, wait how old did I look here?
And don't be offensive.
I can't even imagine the old ass picture of you.
What?
Ew, I hate you.
Ew, I look so weird.
I actually have audio, I got more.
I got different pictures.
Okay, how old am I here?
Don't look at the date, just look at the face.
I'll let you look older here than you do now.
What?
Yeah.
I look older here?
Let me see.
I just don't have makeup on there.
Oh no, you look younger there.
I'm sorry, I mean.
I'm a little bit.
I do, right?
Yeah, you look younger.
You actually just kind of look, and this is like you now, but on a
And what the pens say you look I'll say 20
Oh, I'm playing 18. How old are you?
But you do look younger because you were 18 at the same time
We both showed 18-year-old photos and we both showed 18-year-old pictures of them.
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna try to see if I can find another one.
Am I getting age-logged?
I want you to guess my... Oh my God!
Are you trying now?
Guess my age.
Um, okay. I think this has to be young.
What are you doing?
Oh, you're... Okay, you're just kind of a little above that.
Uh, you are probably 18 there.
there no it wasn't I was like 16 oh that's 16 oh that's 16 let's get another
hold on hold on hold on where you look at your photos yeah your old yeah your
two terabytes of photos okay don't sit don't want it like that no yeah you
can't work it like that bro I think that is cool that you keep all your
photos in one phone like that's nice you can look at memories bro whatever
How do you find something that-
Did I say that?
I'll open up my Google books too.
How many terabytes you got?
I- I don't-
Fuckin' freak. Yo, you're a freak.
One terabyte, not bad.
Oh, for God's sake, I don't have any good photos.
Okay.
Fine, I will say perhaps
uh, Rach has
uh, a younger baby face.
Fine!
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
You don't admit that.
Perhaps.
Oh wait, Tommy thought you got a fly in.
Yeah.
W podcast.
Oh yeah.
Got a poop.
Got a poop?
No, but you go to the restroom, I'm going to the bathroom.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
No, I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
No, you're pooping.
No, I'm pee.
I gotta pee.
Why do you take extra poop to pee?
I just got a gallon of water a day.
I gotta pee.
What do we do?
Why don't you drink any water, Master Baker?
That's a shit lie because I'm the only person that can drink water at.
Really? How many liters?
How many bottles?
One?
Half of one.
That's it? I drink a full one.
You did not drink the full bottle at that time?
I did drink a full bottle of water. I don't have to pee.
Cause I have...
You're zesty.
Why are you talking like that?
What do you mean?
You're a zesty gay.
I don't have a zesty accent.
Why are you talking like a blonde girl?
It's not like a blonde.
Like a blonde girl?
I can't do that
What do you mean?
What?
Why are you like going all the way over there? Oh my god? Oh my god? Why are you saying you that's so rude?
Oh, yeah, I can't even look at you. I'm looking at me. I can't even look at you, bro
Oh my god
Across the freaking car like you don't be scared of me. Oh
Me? Oh my god. You saw you don't sound you don't sound like you sometimes I stop Bruce up
This is my voice stop stop. I can't look at talking like this for the rest of the trip
No, do not stop talking to me like that. So I just thought you're scary
That doesn't match you bro. It's that shoe. I just know
Oh my god, I would never talk like that. Yo Emily. Yeah, stop what stop talking like that
Okay, yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is you think so
that's right i'm gonna fuck this is better yes okay thank you i'll take it
well can you do your your uh your uh swag voice
son of son of son of voices it's me you talk about swag voice i know swag voice
do you want to know one of my favorite things in the mr v's video the 50 streamer one and you're
you're doing the shape challenge.
And you guys are hugging, you go, reveal it.
Yo, why was they, why did they make that such a big deal?
Cause you were trying to go over a far, far, far.
No, no I just said reveal it, reveal it.
No, so when they cut it gay, cause we were talking
right before that and I was just like, reveal it.
Like, no, no, no, that's so crazy.
That was actually one thing I never even thought about
in the moment.
I see the video I'm like what is this talking about?
No
I was not trying to overbore bro. It's more so like a
I don't know we got it or not like it's like a sock like a
No
for me we see the fit picola oh Jenny Jenny pull bear Jenny pull the fat 25
we're going above and beyond the 100,000 we're at 100,300 yo chat we're
No two million subscribers?
So, you got swungbob?
I got swungbob!
Yeah, no, you unboxed them and you think.
Cool guy.
You're such a fucking cool guy.
I want to put your hands back in your pocket.
What's give me some more of his famous line said that he said apparently he goes
wait what is it did you wait we have wait a chance to the line that I forgot
what it was my diet doctor kelp was that him
the dead guy the dead guy's also in the chat who said my diet doctor kelp no that
was a brown guy that was a really that was like a brown guy that means that
He says big meaty claws.
This was my doctor Kelp, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's die doctor Kelp.
But he's a big meaty claws guy.
He's a big meaty claws.
Claws.
Oh, that's a good guy.
I love Pop Mart.
I was like, I know Pop Mart will always lift my moves
with all the cute little figurines.
But staying around rage is great too.
I think I'll collab with you the most out of it.
Wait, who am I streaming with?
Why am I making that face?
That's because you are the way that you are.
You are the way that you are.
You're so special.
You're more special.
You're the most special person I know.
You're so special.
There is really no one, I think, in the entire galaxy that could even come close
to what you are.
I don't think God himself has ever created a human being or a
Being and not even a human a being in general as special as you
You're so special!
You're so special!
You're so special!
I'm trying to put his damn hands in his pocket.
I took it out and they don't come back out.
They don't come stay in.
Have I collabed with anybody more than Emily in the last year?
No, really? Besides Faze?
yeah maybe for Poggers wait you're Pogger I would I guess I'm both but I
don't know I still feel more Pogger sometimes cuz you're definitely you're
I like you Pogger niggas I might be few like one of the few cute cool ones
bruv he's been sitting doing my round the club all the niggas yeah that's
It's actually really cool, I forgot what he's told me, but they're like, I like how rage
and willing to collab with anyone and get along with everyone.
It's really nice.
Niggas don't, niggas the crabs in the barrel, they don't fuck when I do that.
From the outside, from my side of shit, they don't like when I do that.
Who?
From your side, they like when I do that.
But who doesn't like that?
Dang.
What?
If I do anything that niggas don't like.
Like are you talking about viewers?
Like chat?
I don't know.
I'll say the Outsiders, the casuals in the WNL community,
they're like yo, you pandering,
trying to do an imposter in this.
And he's crazy, and you're fucking crazy nigga.
Oh my God, they get mad?
They get mad, they get mad, they get tight gang.
Oh my God.
Yo, yo, yo, that nigga,
that nigga, Sneak-O-Tex on my phone, that one day,
I was like, how are you mad at,
why did you say I'm not allowed to laugh
when I actually got hit and Senna didn't get hit?
She was safe. I was like, yo, Marlon was safe. He didn't get hit nobody laughing about that
I'm so why we can compare what was worse nobody should laugh at anybody getting fucking freaked on in public
He's like he's trying to put in a pocket
Like bro you're a target, bro
Okay, so there are some drama they were up a heaping up in the DM
You blow me up
They sit and chat said order fuck you came from yo sinner
That jeweler ass nigga thought you was agreeing with him, bro
Got no comprehension skill Jenny poo
With the 25 gippies
What does it say I can't see pens what she said what she said
He's just trying to stir the pot
But it's not gonna be in the match tomorrow. Yeah, we are what is your purpose being out there? You know support
No, I think she's gonna be on the team
She's there for the vibes, I think she could she could make a big old goal dizzy
Your um, are you play you're not hoping them all right?
She is the cheerleader yo, yo mother
Yo, you know fucking school tomorrow that fucking training you doing like I'm saying like you fucking trying to be in a fucking Olympics
I'm gonna be tight nigga. You better fucking school nigga. I'm gonna be tight
Don't be a crumb you don't post all these clips on Instagram on Twitter. It's how open fucking Instagram
I see fucking kicking the ball training like you know, you better score gay
I'm gonna see a daughter
Yes, I mean bro. He's trying hard. He's been training for a month. Okay. Okay. If you don't train it
I'm sure you could do it. You probably could do it.
Who else? I got invited before you rage. I've told them no.
I can't. You told them you couldn't go?
What am I gonna do? Fuckin' be in the sideline sharing?
No, you could. I can't run across soccer.
You could try. You could be like a distraction to your mate.
Like you like push him and stuff.
Be a mascot? What about a mascot?
Yeah, how about you go in one of those furry suits and then you're like,
Yeah, I go to you, I go to you.
And then they be like, oh, there's Ray.
That'll be good.
Wait, are mascots technically furries?
I mean, it depends on the mascot.
But I guess they do wear a fur suit.
Right?
You like how?
Chats, tomorrow I am going to the Lakers
playoff game courtside.
Oh, really?
That's so exciting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because my team is out of here.
Wait, is LeBron playing?
Yeah, he's the only.
Because the way he is, Luca, um, um, cook chat.
Luca Don?
Luca's cook cook.
With who?
Oh!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
You might get a little bit of paparazzi again.
You not taking us.
Oh wait!
I remember that.
I was watching that one time.
We went to the Houston one or something with Dante.
And I got kicked out.
He got kicked out.
And then they hit a game winning buzzer beetle balls in the park lot.
Yes, bro. They hit a game with our Jack. Don't like one of them on go with clutch. I didn't go see on the TV
He has the honey is
I hope you have a fun time
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
Oh, off-stream?
Yes, off-stream, nigga.
What the f*** is she?
I'm playing.
I'm taking y'all niggas with me tomorrow, chat.
You are?
Yes, I'm taking her with me.
Oh, they'll be so happy.
Are you here to stream it?
No, I'm probably not gonna go.
What?
I'm probably not gonna go, bro.
At all?
What do you need?
I'm trying to get permission to see what I can do.
Okay, yeah.
I just think that we'll love seeing LeBron up close.
and lukadon kick okay that's fun if we get kicked out we get kicked out that would be incredibly
upset i asked griff though they didn't happen they got lucky after after that you do it understand
they got lucky bro um i'm gonna hit griff though we'll see wait are these like is this like march
March Madness right now? Wait, is it March? Wait, no, April. Wait, so what's happening
like right now? Playoffs, playoffs. Yes, NBA playoffs.
I was projectile vomiting down my fucking nose onto your hair again. What do you mean March
Madness? I don't know, I just really like March Madness.
I don't oh you always say March Madness in the NBA. Yeah
I just thought it was like March Madness season. I love March Madness
Who's your favorite NBA team to watch them March Madness?
Raptors. Yeah, the Raptors. I also like watching
Steph Curry
During March Madness. Yeah, and then I also like watching
Who else is there?
Giannis Anta Colupe
Especially during March-Manus? Yeah. Why during March-Manus?
I don't know. It's like it's like baseball basketball season is March, right?
And then it starts or something. It's all you for the NBA. Yeah. I don't know.
I forgot the terms, but it's cool. Oh, oh it's Khaled. Oh, like Purdue. Oh, sorry.
Shake the Lark Lark Fruit Chat.
Shake the Lark Lark Fruit.
I'm a Lark Lark Fruit.
Shake the Lark Lark Fruit Chat.
You said Giannis Ante what?
Giannis Ante Caloupe.
What? That's how you say it.
Bro, you just combined Ante the Coupon and Guadalupe for no reason, gay.
What do you mean?
I thought his name was Giannis Ante Caloupe.
No!
Well, how do you say it there's no Ellen his name there's not no, okay, but what is it? Yannis Yannis
Entente Kumpo. Oh
Okay, I'm Tente Kumpo
Okay, wait, let's do a game where we go back and forth naming NBA players
Okay, go ahead LeBron guys Steve Hardin
Don't talk to me about the rest of the car. I ain't playing with you.
No, is that not right? Wait, that's- Ah, fuck! James Harden! James Harden! James Harden!
Um, Steve Nash.
Luca Donchik.
Giannis Antetta Kumpo.
Freddie Ghibli.
Bradley Bill.
Um, Shikam.
Siakam.
Gerald Green.
Um, Yao Ming.
Danny Green.
Uh, Lamella Ball.
Lanzo Ball.
Steph Curry.
Dremond Green.
Can you stop naming the Green family?
How is this fair at all?
I don't know these people! So you're just naming 10 of them and then obviously I'm behind them!
Go ahead!
Um, Brawny, Brawny James.
Shack.
Uh, Andrea Biryani.
Mario Chalmers.
Kobe.
Steve Novak.
Fine, I give up.
Okay, I feel like, yeah, you probably know a lot. Congratulations. Is that your, like, favorite thing to watch?
Messabove?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know I don't really know as well as the best sport. It's the most entertaining sport
What hair do you think I should do next hairdo? Yeah, I like this hair this hair is good. Oh
It looks nice you follow that yes
You can do a rat tail. The fuck is that like this?
Yeah, like that. That'd be so cool. So just get a real man do this
Yeah, that'd be so funny just like this like this. I guess oh, I guess
Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, okay
Wait, you can pull it. I'll do it
Hold it pull the chat, and I will I will do a rat tail for you. Oh
Man, I'm gonna fucking like us like put that motherfucker us like being along us
Man, I'm gonna fucking like us
Make it tighter make sure it's tight
okay okay okay okay now um got it yeah you can show it off a little bit
Shoulder.
Oh!
Uh, look forward.
Oh my god!
Ew!
What? Fuck me! Ew nigga!
How you made it?
Oh my god!
Is it?
It shows off like the shape of your head.
How?
Like it really just like accentuates like the shape of it.
They're calling you Quavo.
Quavo?
What the fuck is Quavo?
I don't know.
Quavo?
Oh sorry, Quavo.
Quavo.
Yo, what the fuck?
How you had me looking, bro?
No, no, it's fine.
What do you mean it's fine?
It's, uh, it's fine.
Each other like Quavo.
What the hell does that even mean?
Quavo.
No, no, don't be, don't be like, it's not bad, it's okay.
No, please no, please no.
Tell me your rights.
Wait, is that how it goes?
No, any last words?
Oh, um, um, um, um, uh, please?
Shut up.
Oh, shit!
Oh, ha ha ha ha!
Why did that happen?
Wait, where did he go?
What is this?
It was slapped back at me.
What is the size behind that?
Okay, okay.
I'm bad at water.
The fuck?
Great, great.
I actually hate getting her.
You're gonna kill me.
That's scary. Okay, we're already late, but it's fine.
Okay, but how late though?
Oh, so easy!
Okay, we'll be there 12 minutes late. That's not even bad.
We're gonna be there 14 minutes late, but it's cool.
14 minutes?
Yes, we're on some tool.
Oh, that way.
Oh, he too.
Okay, we're gonna make 14 minutes late.
We're only 12 minutes away.
And then, rage, get ready to eat.
Your driver is mad as fuck.
Why do y'all think that?
No, we're a great passenger.
Yat-kin-cheng.
Oh, look at that.
Chinese person.
What?
No, I don't mean it like that.
Is that the Chinese word?
Yat-kin-cheng.
Subscribe to the channel.
Right, they are Chinese.
I think.
I'm pretty sure they are Asian.
Thank you.
Thank you for the sub.
Maybe they're LARPing.
Now I LARP.
Yes.
Maybe they're larping. Now I larp. Yes. Great. Thanks bro. Thank you for the prime.
What is this? X-I-E? Zing zing zing? What's that?
Xie xie xie. What do you say? Zee zee zee. Xie xie xie. Xie xie xie. What's xie xie xie?
Xie xie means thank you. Xie xie xie. Xie xie xie. Let me get a Xie xie xie.
Xie xie xie. Zing zing. Do you know any languages?
I'm going to go to the station with Kyla
Is that the station?
Yeah
That's good
Kisah
Great
Malvini, Grumun
Nice
You going group?
Going group?
Going group
Going group?
Going group
Alright
If I say we're going to
monger
What's monger? We have monger in it
Pete
Oh
Really?
Yes
if i say are you grungoo?
gat?
grungoo
oh hungry though
that's not cool
yes!
it's not cool!
it's not cool!
it's very obvious from like
shita
uh like uh like a poota
shita
shit
hey let's say i'm talking to a dog
what's it?
yes!
yes!
giving the context so honestly
I was thinking, what time is it?
Dog time?
Yes, dog time.
Yes!
Look.
Have a good day.
How are you doing?
So, Sakpase... What is it?
Nabule?
Nabule?
Nabule?
Sakpase, Nabule?
If I'm saying Nabule, I'm like...
I'm not listening.
I'm just cursing you out in Japanese.
Okay, I totally believe you.
I fully believe you did that.
Yeah, we should create a word you language oh god
I'm a cute oh my yeah oh my oh my oh my yeah huzz
I you started huzz you're gonna troll me so you're gonna raise your salary
I think you told me that but I kind of forgot.
Why are you covering your mouth?
Because it's crazy.
Whenever I know that you make these terms it's actually crazy.
Did they cause?
Why is she covering her mouth?
Because it's crazy.
It is a feeling that crazy.
Yes, because you're literally like an urban dictionary.
You make terms and then it catches on and then the whole public uses it.
Imagine starting 6, 7 but you start huzz and get.
Like that's crazy.
Like it's very cool.
Is that a good legacy to have?
Yes!
It shows your motion.
No, but nobody knows that I did it for real.
They think it's like...
Wait, how is your house?
Because I was talking...
I was talking like...
I was talking like...
That's how I was talking.
I was talking in that...
Whatever voice I'm using like...
Yeah, you're so English.
I was like...
I was talking like...
I was talking like...
I was talking like...
I was talking like...
I was talking like...
I know you need to fuck it with that hat.
Chad, you think every dog will be fucking with that hat?
Oh, let me chill so we might be watching.
Okay, so, who streamed you say that on?
Kai.
Ah, so that's why I think Kai made it.
Because you did it on Kai's stream.
Wow.
And then all the kids in the chat, the people in the chat were typing because.
And then that's, so he took the credit card because it was in his chat.
God, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Hey, so Kai did kind of make it.
I think someone broadcasting it.
I mean, I mean, I was broadcasting it before that.
I just don't got a motion to say it.
Ah, you get what I'm saying?
Okay, I see, I see.
Got it, got it.
Okay, that makes sense.
You feel me?
I'm starving.
I'm ready to eat.
What's your favorite side to have with food?
Mac and cheese.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, Mac and cheese.
Ahhhh, Mac and cheese is buzz, buzz, well, let's shit up, what are you doing?
What?
What?
I didn't do that.
I got up close, so they can see how happy you were at the thought of Mac and cheese.
Do you like mushrooms?
I love mushrooms.
Yeah.
Do you like pickles?
I like pickles.
Freak.
Do you like Brussels sprouts?
Yeah, they're okay, if they're maple.
Do you like beets?
No.
do you like steamed spinach? Yeah. Do you like cauliflower? Yes. That's crazy. I don't
like cauliflower but I can eat the shit out of some cauliflower noodles bro or cauliflower
rice. No that sounds delicious. Do you like sweet potatoes? No I hate sweet potatoes.
I like okay so then I hate I don't like sweet potatoes either but there are these
sweet potato balls that I've had at Fresh Kitchen, bro.
Oh, oh, it is a must every time you go to Fresh Kitchen, bro.
Sweet potato balls are good, bro.
Holy fuck.
Do you like legume?
What's it like, dude?
Saswa, glicole, bonan, grill, for that?
Peak leaves?
What about lumpy?
You like lumpy?
food? Have you had Peking duck, tomatoes and eggs? Yeah, I've had Peking duck before.
Have you had bean sprouts? Yeah, I have bean sprouts.
Xiaolongbao? What is Xiaolongbao? What is that?
What is that? That's what you said? Xiaolongbao?
Xiaolongbao, that's what you said. It's chicken dumplings. Oh yes, that's so good.
Oh my god, this is a place called Dengtai Fung? Have you ever been to a place?
That's me better, but it's Dengtai Fung. Of course I'm going to Dengtai Fung!
What ethnicity is that?
Then Typhoon I think is Chinese.
That shit is so good, bro.
What? You don't like it?
I think it's a little bit Americanized. I don't know if it's very like...
It probably is Americanized. I don't care if I'm actually good as shit.
I think it's very effective.
This shit is good, bro.
BTF, then Typhoon?
You like Faw or Ramen?
Oh, that's hard. I like it a little bit.
Probably...
...by the pig Faw.
What?
I know, I don't know.
So, you would erase Ramen from the planet before Faw?
If I could never eat one again, I'm choosing Faw.
I love both though.
but yeah i would i would choose i would choose fuh over ramen i've had really good fuh
you have a really good ramen ramen's been fine but not like life changing it just it's just noodles
what do you mean it's just noodles see what and then if it's real ramen wait ramen that's like
say fuzz just noodles and ramen there's not enough meat you always have to order extra meat to even
get some meat like but fother is a lot of meat ramen is like a bunch of noodles and then two pieces
the meat and then you're like okay I make but but I think it's always like
very hearty and it tastes good so I would always pick fuck when I when I eat
fuck I feel more healthy but that ramen flavor is just uh I love ramen bro
you didn't even touch your ramen yesterday that she was ass that was one of
that's the worst I'm gonna remember chasing my life the worst what terrible
That's how I felt for me so soon, but how do you mess up me so soon?
I don't know, bro.
But everything else was so good.
Yeah, usually it's like-
The soup's butt.
Totally fine.
Oh, I'm so hungry.
Chat.
I know.
We are so close.
We are here.
We are basically here.
Yay!
We made it!
Finally!
We made it even closer.
Right?
Yes.
Make sure to act very sophisticated because we want to make them scared of us.
We're going to be basically like writing down our reviews.
Okay?
We have to lark as like...
Yes, we're larking as like food critics.
And we have to be like fancy and very educated and elevated.
Do I look like I'm ready for the job?
Hold on, let me get my chrome hearts.
Custom Birkenstocks with the dagger.
Got the dagger.
You look like a kid.
Like, like, like a first day of school type of vibe.
Like, oh boy, I'm so excited for my first steak ever in 10 years.
Get out of this man's car.
Love from Afghanistan.
Love, gang.
I used to love your map in Model for 2.
That show was con.
Who?
He's a map maker.
Hello, map maker.
So that's you.
We're here.
OK, OK, this is up.
Let's go in.
We're here.
Oh, god.
I'm scared.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, I'll leave it at that, thank you so much.
Arigato!
I'll not take it, go.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Oh my god, you think I can make this shit?
you
you
I will not be taking the camera the rest of the street it's too dangerous
Okay, so guys, we're at the restaurant, but no one's really here.
Oh, oh, did you guys smile? Does he know we're recording?
Yeah, he does.
Is it good?
Oh no, this is the wrong place.
Wait, what?
We have to go to Cali.
Wait, oh, where's the, uh...
I think it's the same thing. Look, come here.
Is it the same?
No wait, where's Callie then? No, this is just so hysterical, Mama.
Wait, what the fuck?
Uh, isn't this one?
I think this is it. I guess it's the same thing.
Really? Okay, already confusing.
Um, I guess we asked that?
Yeah, let's ask them.
Yo, is this Callie? No, we gotta sound professional.
Hey, go ahead, Ray. Do your thing.
Hi!
Uh, hello, sir. Is this Callie?
No, Callie's the bottom of the restaurant down that way.
As I told you. Like I told you, you stupid motherfucker.
This kid was like, oh yes, we're the same place, totally.
A liar, a liar.
Oh, it's right there. The bridge is right there.
Oh, okay.
I was like, I'm gonna push it.
Fancy, fancy.
I
Look at that. Wait. I'm the firetruck driver. Look at that. Okay, let's take in the vibes
This does look a little bit unique. Okay. It has one star
It has one star Michelin restaurant chat
so that means that it is worth a stop and a lot of these restaurants I've
Done like the one that we did in Florida
was not an actual Michelin star but today is an actual Michelin star
restaurant so that's okay you're right
you look like the guy from everybody hates Raven huh everybody hates Raven
and you're Raymond doesn't look just like it okay this is a everybody hates
Chris is it Chris or Raymond no no wait everybody hates do not say it again
I was crashed out when you said that again so I like you just say everybody
It's raining.
What?
Oh, I can buy you two shows on my bed.
OK, we can go eat now.
No, no.
Ew.
Oh!
Thought that shit.
OK.
OK, nice.
The doors are black.
I think we should get inside.
It's like expensive shit.
Members only.
Oh wow!
Hi!
We are here for a 6pm reservation.
Yes, that's us.
That's nice in here.
Very cute, very cute.
Hello, hi!
Thank you for cooking for us.
It smells good. It smells like froth cake. Thank you!
How not? It's not one day. Oh my god, it's Michelin. Friday could be any day.
What?
Totally, yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, my darling.
This may be underneath.
Can we just get some water on here?
Yes.
Um,
Ball still sounds great.
Thank you so much.
Oh, so great.
You've been here before.
I did some locations specifically,
but we've made a ton of Michelin stars.
So right and we like our water still.
Okay.
Yes, we do.
Okay, so Chad is already noticing the lamp.
The lamp, the ambience.
Yes.
W ambience.
It looks really good.
And then, um.
And I'm blending in Chad with like.
I'm blending in a little bit, Chad.
Once upon a time, on a creepy Michelin Friday night.
Re has arrived.
Okay, let's take a look.
Look at the menu.
Let's see.
Where did it go?
Oh, wow.
Okay, I love like a easy menu.
Fast, nothing too crazy.
Yeah, this is one of two pages.
But it's no no need to like turn the menu, please don't break it.
Yo, $210.
What?
32 ounces of whole shit.
So they got a first appetizer.
Hold on, what appetizer do you like here?
I like shrimp cocktail.
I like that.
I don't want salad.
What is that?
Harper House rolls, what is that?
Maybe like like butter rolls or something. Okay. I like to sound like worth it to get I think
Scallop cake beef tartare. Maybe the shrimp cocktails. Okay
Entrees. Mushroom risotto. Mama Leone's rig- ooo I like rigatoni. Oh rigatoni.
Which is Cherrigatoni.
What a toni good at bug. Chicken, I like it.
Okay, so my god.
Okay, do you want a steak?
I feel like I gotta get a steak.
Okay, would you maybe ask for like...
I'm gonna ask for the best.
Yes, like the recommendation.
What, like let's say you're giving food credits like ourselves.
Yeah, yeah, a steak.
To choose from. What's one would you choose for us?
Yeah.
Chat, what would you get here if you were here?
What? What? What?
Oh!
I can't breathe!
Oh, okay. We love. No problem.
Thank you for the water, sir.
Thank you so much.
I guess the most bottled still, oh, pinkie-o.
Some great still water.
Oh, thank you so much for the core.
Okay, I'm gonna go ask for it.
You want a sip of the water?
Ashley tastes very Michelin-like.
I think so.
Want to have a taste?
Yes, yes, yes.
Very cold without the ice.
Just no ice, just me and fuck my ice.
I like that it's cool, look at the tub.
It's cool, look at that.
I said take it, I said take it.
It's like refreshing because of the temperature.
Very cool and very sweet, clean water.
You supposed to taste that, mom, for me.
You drank the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm pretty high-brained, I guess.
I'm a drink on sip.
I need to pee.
Okay, go ahead. Go pee.
I can talk with the...
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to be hit at W's stream.
So, if they do call them,
they ask for our first.
Truck content is always going to be bus.
And if this is house rules, I would want house rules.
Okay, I also ask for recommendation.
Yeah, recommendation for all that. I don't get anything on here.
Okay. Cool! Yay!
Have a good pee.
Thank you very much.
Okay, yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
Very elevated.
Very...
Oh.
Oh.
What?
What are you taking this butt out?
Oh.
Oh dear.
Come on.
Um.
Ask someone, idiot!
No, don't raise your hand.
Ask...
Go get a...
Go find a worker, don't ask.
Go find a worker!
Just ask anyone.
There's two doors.
One is doors, the other one is doors.
I thought you were just gonna walk into the building.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
I thought you were just gonna walk into the pool.
Wait, oh, so the bathroom over there?
You just don't know which one's which?
Yeah.
Oh.
Wait, what did she say?
She said we should record it.
We should record it there?
I should show the inside of it.
Okay, go ahead.
It's fun in there.
What the heck type of bathroom is this?
This is a single-sauce out of public bathroom twits?
Whoa, what the hell is that?
What?
Whoa, they're so cute.
You're so cute, I love it!
What?!
I'm fighting!
Oh!
What?!
I'm so cool!
They should make it!
They should make it!
What?
What if the water doesn't get it?
I'm so cool!
They should make it!
They should make it!
What?
What?
What if the water doesn't get it?
It's a fucking beautiful water!
Here!
Yo, get the bath!
Oh, shit!
I like how they were, um, they were like, yeah, it's okay, go look at the, go look at the
I'll probably go check it out later, that sounds great.
Okay guys, delicious fancy Michelin Day.
I already love the vibes and whatnot.
Ask for the wifi.
Is it bad?
I can't see it.
They have free wifi and that's plus one point.
Um, okay.
Calli restaurant guest.
But so far, it's been a pleasant experience, love the service already, that's good.
And that's it.
Okay, I'm just going to ask the boss this.
And do you know that it's a desk Wi-Fi?
Yes, so it's going to be on our desk, A-A-L-I.
Okay.
Is your guess Wi-Fi?
Yeah so it's going to be on my address a-a-l-i.
Okay oh, I think I remembered that.
I'm here.
Guys, I have to say, Rage is great to stream with, he's always such a silly clanker man.
It's been very fun.
He always keeps the vibes up, even though he steals my Patrick.
Like, he doesn't steal my Patrick, but he doesn't trade the Patrick, but it's because
he's hanging out with Rage.
The Masked Vicar has been great as always.
got to see everyone and then I like hanging out with them oh yeah like he
was what he said what he whispered now it's surely been long enough right you
guys can tell me what he was for you guys please it was a little bit so funny
okay well I'll just literally watch the vlog later see what happened we
for dots. Okay. Okay. Funny AF. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Did you know that Regis last? He's
literally last in Master Baker. He's so bad. What the heck? I thought I was gonna be last.
I got last today and he's, and I still beat his ass. Like what? But yeah, it's been fun.
Regis been baking and then we can hang out. But the baking is like really hard. Uh,
Whenever we do Master Baker, I have no idea what I'm doing, but none of us do, so that's the fun part, yes.
Uh, it's been fun, yeah!
And it's just cool to come to LA a little bit, hang out with friends, rages, great to hang out with.
Thank you, Deepson, goodbye!
Thank you, Deepson.
So, yes, more fun to come, and he might take you guys to a Lakers basketball game.
You guys want to know something silly I did?
Ludwig is also going to that Lakers basketball game, I think?
Maybe, I'm not sure.
But I heard him talking about it.
And then I messaged him today, I was like,
hey, Nud, you have an extra spot in that Lakers game tomorrow?
And he didn't respond.
Oh, rage.
Bad bitches, man.
They're throwing themselves in the trash.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Well, yeah.
Oh.
They're throwing themselves in the trash.
I'm like, yo, yo, chill, lady, chill.
Yeah, I'm very sacred.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't even get down like that.
So you were getting sloppy top in the bathroom?
Nah, they're trying to suck my shit.
But I'm like, hey, shit.
I'm cool, ladies, I'm cool.
Give us that.
We're at the admission stall.
Let's act our e's and act the party.
Okay.
Hi!
I don't want to interrupt you guys,
so just like whatever I can do.
Oh my God, yes, we would love like some recommendation
in order between you and Ty to order.
Do you have any allergies or anything I can order?
No, I don't.
No allergies?
Yes, okay.
So one of my favorite things in the appetizers
is the scallops.
Ooh!
Actually, they scallops,
you put it in the rice grabbers,
It's a fried house made from this sauce.
Wow.
We used to have another restaurant close to that was a seafood restaurant.
Okay.
And this is kind of our way the big posts go live.
Right, good.
We're like just very popular over there.
And I have not recommended it to somebody that hasn't loved it.
Really?
They'll do nothing yet.
I'm gonna try that at the show.
Mushroom risotto is one of the best things on the menu.
I mean, no one wants to convince you that their entree is also really good to share as an appetizer or a side.
Okay, and are you guys wanting to do steak or kind of different things?
What do you think about the steak? Is the steak good? Like is that what you're known for?
Yeah.
Okay, so since we've given it an interview in like classic Hollywood steak house,
the steak is probably what people come for.
Okay, okay.
And so we have, I mean my favorite thing to do,
especially if someone's going to share with me,
is the bone and pork house because you have the bone in the middle
and then you have the leg on one side
and then you work on the other side.
Um, probably but that's because I like the lean meat if you like the hot cuts with a little more more leg and higher fat, I would definitely go for it.
And I know it's like, it's 16 ounces, that's enough to share.
Yeah.
It means to people, I see people share it.
Oh.
And I think you have to get the shoestring fries.
I know it sounds like shoestring fries, but this is so yummy.
We will get the shoestring fries.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Okay, and how's the mac and cheese?
Delicious.
Delicious!
Okay, right!
We're definitely going to put an order for scallop cake.
Yes.
And then we'll discuss this.
Of course.
I'm a tough professional.
Oh.
Um, Remain me please.
Um, put in an order for the scallop cake.
And the jumbo shrimp as well.
And the jumbo shrimp.
Absolutely.
Yes.
You got it.
And then we will discuss our secret amount.
Alright.
I will leave you one menu.
I mean, do you want to keep the wine list as well?
Oh!
No, it's okay.
We'll do water.
Alright.
Wait, do you want to-
No, we can do water.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, do you want water?
Thank you.
I will send over to your gym assistant and scallop paper to give you a message.
Thank you so much!
Yes, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Decimals.
Decimals.
I'm sorry.
I'm a professional staffer here.
We've been here before.
We've changed the thousands of Michelin.
Yeah.
Do you understand?
Thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Come on.
Okay, so do you want to do the result?
I
Kind of like
I kind of like the ribeye
Cause I don't.
I thought with that ribeye.
I thought with the ribeye too.
So we don't chat.
What's the difference between the ribeye
and the bone in one?
I don't know chat. Oh! Okay yeah.
So chat there's a ribeye and a bone in ribeye.
And then there's also a
porter house that she recommended.
I might ask her which one's better.
The ribeye or the bone in one. I feel like she's gonna say the bone.
I'm gonna say the boat.
That's my fucking $210.
Yeah, that's the most expensive boat.
But, it's worth, it's worth it.
You think so?
You think of me?
Is that good?
That's worth it.
I wanna be able to try.
I meet that like, yo, I had to meet those 200,
hundreds of them.
Dollars.
I've never been able to say that.
Yeah, I feel like it's never like worth it.
It's never is.
But.
Loading is worth.
Two 10, okay.
Boat in clears.
Boat?
That's not just saying.
Try my meat memory.
Oh, how nice.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was so nice.
That's not eating.
No, I don't want to eat his meat.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, so, um,
we can, we can, we can, we can, we can.
Okay, so, you want the mushroom risotto or no?
You like mushroom risotto?
Haha.
Um, yeah, that was no-no.
But if we get it, you have to try it.
Nah, I'm not touching it.
You're not touching it? Why?
Mushrooms.
Oh, don't be a baby.
Like, what?
I'm not going to eat mushrooms for them to eat.
Shhh.
I would really prefer mushrooms at this time of my stay in life.
Well, you might need a more elevated taste power, then,
because it's mushroom that's literally up on that.
Well, I've been through some things,
I like mushrooms and like food to enhance the flavor but the mushroom it's I'm a texture guy
I'm a big texture that makes no fucking sense. I can't I can't stand the
Mushroom I don't think there's actually much. I think it's just like the plate that tastes like what sort of rice
Like like super rice
No, I want no mushroom rice
No, I'm cool
Okay, I'm gonna get that I think it'd be good to try I feel like you should get this no
She said that mushrooms are the best thing on the menu, so we're gonna get that and then
We can ask her about the stuff. Well, I'm even truck you truck and then we'll get the bone and ribeye
And then of course the two strings fries and the Mac and then
So when I get that oh, you want the mac and cheese? Yes, you're gonna the mushrooms
When we try both
You can have a bite of mushroom risotto, it's not going to kill you, it's not going to kill you.
It's like risotto is actually so good it's very underrated I would say.
It's just like soupy rice.
Yo, it really tastes like truffle in it.
Truffle in me nauseous now. I used to love it. You like truffle?
I love truffle. You had too much?
Bro, I went to I was meeting with a twitch representative like at 2023
I got a truffle burger. I usually love truffle fries and shit. I came to talk about it. Maybe I'll throw up
Yo, bro, that's he's a sofa
Oh my god
It was a burger like this big
And it looked like a double beef patty burger, but the other patty wasn't even patty, it
was a bunch of slices of mushroom truffle stacked.
I forced myself to eat it because I was a bunch of businessmen and shit and it was
I didn't finish it, but it was the nastiest shit ever since then, and woman truffles would be better.
Oh, that's so sad.
I mean, truffles, spries, nothing.
Truffles amazing is really unfortunate that you had to do that.
Oh, wait, hold on, we're on a mission to know.
That dude was like a billionaire over there.
No, they look very fancy.
It's okay if we're just looking at them.
We look just like that.
We look like that, Shaq?
WIQ.
Shaq, how are we looking?
What can't look better? Didn't want to front turn my Shaq.
I'm the front turner. That's not why I need to arm.
Oh.
I don't look lost.
I've seen him before.
What's that, Luca? That's Luca Jones.
He comes from a lot of different places.
What's that? Luca?
That's Luca Jones.
He does kind of look like him all the time.
Yeah, the third one. Wait, how do you know who Luca is?
I don't know who he is.
Come on, that's Luca. That's Luca.
I think maybe he's even taller than us.
That's Luca Donner.
Luca Donner there.
That's Luca.
Not to me. Please stop showing me.
That ain't gonna look good.
Look at Tim Marlok
Look at Tim Marlok
Tim Marlok
Look at Tim, he's arrived
Let me say that's Colton
Oh, it doesn't look like Colton
Can I have the bag?
No
Right
Can you please hand over the bag?
Yes, of course
Oh, I'm calling you
Thank you, thank you.
Oh yeah, you would never, never.
Ta-da!
Oh my, if I would have known, I would have brought yours at that set my house.
Oh yeah, I should have messaged you, it's okay.
Okay, so, welcome everyone to Michelin Star Friday.
Today we are in Hollywood, LA.
Somehow it went from Michelin Monday to Friday.
It changes every time, no problem.
It's Emily in range here, or known as Ree.
Ree.
And we have arrived to the steakhouse.
And we'll be meticulously reviewing all the food
that we try today.
We will.
We will be doing best that.
OK.
So, oh, it's here.
Oh, this looks so amazing.
How are you, you two?
We are Devon.
Swallow, swallow sign.
Very well.
Yes.
Let's get you started right there.
That's going to be our scallop cake.
Yes, with the title sauce on the bottom,
twisted with rick's cracker,
and a sea grass and radicose salad.
Ooh, and then we have a jungle shrimp right here.
What?
Wow.
Yes.
Enjoy yourselves.
Thank you.
Wait a minute, look at that.
This is the scallop cake.
Scallop cake.
Okay.
And then ash grunt right there,
you got ash grunt.
Oh my god, it smells great.
I'm starving.
Ash grunt.
What did they say about wrist cracker? I don't get it.
I think...
They said something about wrist cracker.
What do you say about wrist cracker?
Is it the brain?
I don't...
Aluminism with the five chickens.
W...
Like where is the wrist?
Aluminism with another five chickens.
Yo!
Thank you, alone.
Okay, this looks great.
All right.
Ready to go.
Before we begin,
I must let you know
the system that we will be using.
Let me go to the system, because I might have forgot.
So you're rating every item from 1 to 10.
Right.
And it is very important that you are true and honest to your feelings.
Yes.
I'm always honest.
You don't have to tell me.
Okay, yes.
And I write that.
Please read through these for chat.
Must try
Okay, all right. Yeah, so this is 10 so we're sure from the bottom. Yeah, yeah, sir
This is star rating system. I think that is a must try memorable dish one of a kind item
Nice
89 is a top tier item really really freaking delicious, but it's just not a 10
Seven through eight for sure would order again really tasty that I've noticed
That's really the deciding factor if you would order it again. Oh, oh that's that's me
If you order again, you put above the seven. Oh
Okay, but but if you
Wouldn't order again. Yeah, six to seven is not bad very tasty enjoy it. I probably wouldn't order
I was like, that was cool.
I don't need to do the game though.
It wasn't nasty, it was kind of rank on.
You know what I'm saying?
Five to six average mid dish.
Still not bad, but not memorable, not special.
So one of them things, yeah I've been to a Michelin Star restaurant before, but I don't
even remember what I had.
It's one of them things.
You know what I'm saying?
Not life changing.
But we're through five below average maybe something's wrong with preparation very so so
At this point, it's like okay, it's not even that my taste buds are different
It's kind of yeah, feel me
34 not enjoyable, but edible, I guess now at that point. It's just like it tastes like shit
But I'm forced to eat it.
Yeah, like if I die.
I'm not gonna die.
Yeah.
But it's not.
Yeah.
A two through three, actually kinda gross.
I don't know how they serve this.
So you're probably eating it, and you're getting some reflux.
Like you're like, like how I was going to eat that mushroom burger.
Stop.
Oh, sorry.
Is it a short subject?
Like every time I smell chubbler, I get PTSD from that.
one through two worst thing ever and in zero through one you literally do like
like you do okay what do you think this is a great rating good thank you a lot
of time without it yeah I mean I mean did it I mean oh so you didn't even do
it well she did it all over it okay shall we begin hold on I got true
Michelin. Oh here we go. What? Take out your utensils and put this on your lap. I hate doing this.
Like you've been here before. You don't want to mess this up. Let's take this out and crush it.
Okay I never I never put my napkin on my lap. What does that mean that I'm messy?
That is not boozy. Yeah I'm not boozy enough. Yes.
Hello. How are you doing? We're great. Okay we're ready to put in some
We'll do one mushroom risotto
And then we want to know again about like the steaks like what you really recommend again
They're both really nice pets of me, but they're just sort of the kind of thing you like.
There's probably cons to both.
I think this is probably, just our regular ribeye is our most popular thing.
Like we would get one all the time.
Let's do it then.
Okay, why?
Do you want to do it medium rare?
Yes.
Please.
Is that kind of like recommended?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the regular ribeye is broad-aged?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sausage.
Yeah, for sausage.
I love the worst part of chimichurri and the Cali Steak Sauce,
but they're all good.
I love chimichurri with steak.
No, I don't want to do that.
Sure, yes.
Yes.
The chimichurri, do you want to have them slice the steak
for you guys?
That'd be perfect.
Thank you so much.
I'm able to have a Cali Steak Sauce on the side,
because I do want to try their sauce.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
The chimichurri and a Cali Steak Sauce,
And then I know you guys said you wanted to try the shoes for us.
The shoes right around here.
Do you also want to use American cheese?
Yes, I do.
Yes, Mac and cheese.
I'm not going to steal it from you.
Yes, no.
That's everything.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
If you want everything together, you'll be able to course out fun.
Maybe courses will be good.
Okay, so after this, we'll be able to do the solo.
Okay.
After that, we'll be able to do the stage for the Mac.
Yes, I love that.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, girl.
Thank you.
Okay, perfect.
Split the hat.
Should we use a knife?
Oh, yeah.
Oh it's like butter. Really nice sauce. I didn't even have to put any flour in it. That's beautiful. Important to note, important to note.
Okay, wow. Don't forget your plate.
Oh, that looks interesting. You think I should squirt some? What? Oh, but yeah, you want the lemon? Yeah, squirt some of that right now.
Oz! Oz!
Okay, you take a bite first.
Bon Appetit!
That's not very good to me.
Uh oh.
I don't know what I should do a scallop taste a scallop cake
to taste like. It's pretty damn good. Oh heck!
It's pretty damn good. Really? Yeah, really?
It's pretty good. Let's get to the test. Okay, have I heard my turn?
It's pretty damn good. Really? You think so?
I'll tell you this one's good, in my opinion. Yeah?
The whole Scottish salt? Not good.
Maybe it's just because, maybe it's not good, I just don't care for the whole
Scottish salt. Okay, that's fair.
But the cake itself is good. Yeah, it looks very, uh, it like breaks
It's a part very easily.
Yes, very easily.
Did you get the green on top?
I did.
I thought I was just for decoration.
OK.
You got some grass on top of it.
No, no.
It's a part.
It's a garnish.
OK.
I get a good bite of everything.
Cheers.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Gigi.
She has a Gigi.
Gigi, it's over.
You think she likes it?
Okay, it's enough.
Huh?
Hmm.
That...
is one of the most delicious I've ever had.
What?
Oh, what the?
It's amazing.
It's like so perfect.
We like saw it.
Yeah, it should be quite bright.
I love the flavor balance.
The flavor balance is great.
I'm not gonna lie.
You don't like the horseradish though?
I think it's amazing.
The horseradish stuff is good for horseradish.
You get it on there.
It's really good.
I think it does compliment it pretty well.
It tastes great.
We have another hat on.
I don't know how you would make a scallop cake
any better.
Exactly.
I don't know what you would do to make it better.
It is a great cake.
This is a great, great, great, great.
Yeah, it's, the way it like melts apart in your mouth,
just to die for.
All right, this is good.
Just to die for.
It's good.
Oh, it's tartar sauce.
Oh, I love tartar sauce.
Tartar sauce.
I love it.
Yeah, okay, it seems like you like it, right?
Oh yeah, I like it.
Okay, okay.
Yes, I'm actually very surprised.
I think I can just tell how flaky it is,
how good it is, right?
Charlie, tar or sauce?
Great, the tar-tar.
What?
Oh!
The tar-tar sauce.
Okay, this is great.
This would be better than everything I ate in South Africa would be great.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
I'm not.
South Africa didn't have good food?
The restaurant we went to was not good.
Was it a Michelin?
It was like, it was a fancy restaurant.
They don't have Michelin there.
Wait, what type of food was there?
It was like...
I don't know, like, spicy stuff.
I forgot
Yeah, so this is better than everything we had in South Africa, so we're already
Great start chat W starts. Yeah
LXL RJ LXL with the 10 give itself
Yeah
Are you ready for this one?
Jumbo strip time.
Jumbo.
Bingo.
Stress.
Oh yeah, 10-2.
Thank you so much.
Oh, from the same person.
That's so nice.
Wait, wait, wait.
An African reggae food poisoning?
Yeah, she threw up all night.
What?
After the restaurant.
Actually, yes.
What did she eat?
She ate like a meat steak that was really bad.
Oh.
Yeah.
Are they thinking for the 10?
I think they gave it for the 5.
And also, I gave her park poison 8.
I think they gave it for the 5.
And also, I gave her park poison 8.
I think they gave it for the 5.
And also, I gave her park poison 8.
I think they gave it for the 5.
I think you gave it for the vibe and also I gave her fart poisoning.
I thought you had a poison poisoning.
No.
Have you farted once yet?
Everly?
What?
Have you farted yet?
I just ate.
There's nothing to even fart out yet.
You just give me like an hour and then no.
You aren't even supposed to poop on fart.
Well get that out of your mind cause yeah we do.
Wait y'all fart?
Y'all poop?
You know what's crazy?
On my life I lived with a girlfriend.
I lived with her for three years.
We lived for four years, and I never saw her poop once on them.
I never saw her poop.
She always did what I don't know why.
I've never seen it.
She said she doesn't poop.
And she took, like, two people.
So they're in a relationship.
I still never saw her poop.
You know what Putteris is?
Yeah, that shit on me.
Ha ha ha, if you want to play with that motherfucker
with my tummy.
Ha ha ha ha, it'll be around you.
It'll be you.
It'll be time.
I feel like you just maybe don't know women.
If you didn't see her poop.
What does that do with knowing women?
Because I feel like maybe she wasn't comfortable around you enough to food.
Nah, she wasn't. Once I was taking a shit, she said she's s**t like that.
What's her food?
Yeah, I think it's choc hockey.
Okay.
Okay, jumbo shrimp time.
Okay, definitely, oh can you get the lime on top?
Oh yeah.
You want me to squeeze that bit all over her?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, uh-oh.
Oh, okay.
Sweep that mouth, fuck on that mouth, fuck on it.
Emily, this is a juicy one.
Yes?
Look at this shit.
Okay, it's, look, flop it around.
I feel bad.
I understand why people don't like cold sushi, but I like it.
Yeah, I love sushi.
Can you get more?
Do we want it?
I should get some more on that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're really dipping in the...
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, dip it in there.
Bon appetit.
Oh.
Haha.
Oh!
Oh no.
Can I try it?
Oh, no!
It's a mites.
The...
one of the best shrimp cocktails I've ever had.
I'll tell you, juicy and thick. It's mad juicy.
I'm telling you, another one with the flavor.
It's all a bit like shrimp cocktail as a shrimp cocktail taste.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Why?
What's the quality of shrimp?
I don't think I have a better quality of shrimp.
I'm telling you, you're going to tell. Like it's rich.
Okay, I honestly, I have a lot of shrimp cocktails.
I would say I'm a shrimp cocktail, like you want to serve it.
So your opinion actually is going to mean more here than that?
Yeah, because I have a lot of shrimp cocktails.
I don't eat shrimp cocktails too often.
Let's see. And also the sauce itself is very important as well.
So let's get a good look at that.
See, I don't know how good the sauce is.
That is a big...
Look at her hand, look at her picture of her hand.
A large Jolot shrimp.
I don't know.
What?
Hmm?
If I really get some of that in here...
Hold.
I think oh shit
Should I be harder pretty to meet you because of the shrimp I think it's nothing spectacular
It tastes like regular cocktail.
Oh my goodness!
You've had cocktail better than it?
Well, like I've had cocktail that tastes just like it, like it's nothing special.
But it's good.
Well, how could it be better than it?
Look, look, you've had shrimp cocktail with the same taste.
Have you ever had it in that Juicy Dish?
That's a Juicy Dish.
I like my shrimp a little bit slimmer.
It's a little too hard for me.
Actually yes, like I like a little bit softer, but it's good like it's large shrimp and the cocktail sauce normal
But it's very like normal cocktail nothing like wow crazy
But this like the this thing was like out of the world like this is unique this bunch is like regular cocktail
Shrimp, let me change over time. Yeah, one thing I wasn't doing that you did I didn't pay attention of sauce too much
Yeah, try that's important
I didn't pay too much
The shrimp is definitely on the harder side, but it's like it's good.
I like the fact that it's a little crunchy like a little pop.
Okay.
Okay.
Great, great.
Okay.
Great, great.
Oh, okay.
Right.
Like, I could tell this was a healthy ass shrimp.
Like, it was fed well or something.
I don't know, bro. I might be glazing, but...
Okay, that's fair.
Okay, so I'm glad you like it.
But here's the thing.
I like it.
But at the same time, you know, sir,
we have finished our cocktails.
I'll take it, yes, thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
You can't get enough
Such a big mirror, right?
You're like a rich guy, what?
I'm not a rich guy
We just are rich labs
That was not a rich lab
What's a rich lab?
Oh, I like that.
What?
OK.
My fault.
Ha ha ha ha.
Let me that face.
Try that face.
Try a much less.
Try that face.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yes.
Oh yeah, it's amazing.
That was great.
OK.
I'm glad you like it.
You're very strong.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
And then, when I got to the golf cart, the golf cart was out of gas!
Like that, I was like, fingers in the air.
And then, when I got to the golf course, my golf cart, you never believe it, was out of gas.
Okay, okay, that was pretty realistic.
Okay, we'll do our first, first rating.
Oh my god.
You heard it?
That's original.
I know.
That's crazy.
That's amazing.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, my dog.
what about that?
the main falls
thank you
perfect, can't wait for the risotto
one of the best things on the menu
thanks for the fire getting so
so, what a nice name
Um, alright, so I'm gonna go first.
The scallop cake, what am I giving it?
Wow, this is off to a great start.
I'm gonna give the scallop cake a must-try number dish,
one of a kind item, a 9.5.
Oh my god.
It's like perfect.
Oh my god.
Wow, I can't believe it.
It's so good.
Yo.
Like, I can't believe it.
It's the best thing.
I really like the, I really like the,
the scallop cake, your turn.
Scallop cake?
Yeah.
Check.
What do you think I'm gonna give it?
I need some meat.
Bye bye.
Follow your emotions, follow your,
like what your heart is telling you, Rage.
What do you want to give it?
Like if you didn't like it as much, that's totally fine.
It's more different things, you know?
Ah, ah.
I am going to give it.
I'm not crazy, I'm not sure.
I don't know why you didn't know one.
Exactly!
Ta-da!
Are you ready?
A nine.
You like your decimals, right?
Do you even have 9.0?
Give it a nine.
You mean, clarified with 9.0?
Well, do you want me to get higher?
No, I'm just saying, like, you need to just, like, add significance to the number.
For 9.0?
Okay, that's great!
That's great!
9.0!
Let's try a memorable day.
And, must you mind you, I have a hard time.
So, a 9 is to your regular broke palate in the chat.
Might be the best thing you've ever tried in your life.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
He's a nine for me. I've tried better, but that is very much better.
Heh. You know what I'm saying?
That is the best scout to take a hat on.
Okay. Great. Okay. Next.
Marcus.
Marcus King?
Yes.
Hi, Marcus.
The Marcus King.
Hello, Mr. Marcus, my man.
Marcus R.U.C.C. He's about two favorite people. I think he drunk.
Oh, no, he loves us. My two favorite people.
You think he's the worst girl ever?
That's so nice.
You think he fuck with us?
Yes, Marcus is always the most supportive.
What do you want me to do?
Um, okay, so next I will be rating the jumbo shrimp.
Oh, jumbo shrimp.
I'm trying to decide.
Don't hold me.
Don't hold the shrimp.
I'm not even holding you.
Don't hold the shrimp.
The shrimp is good.
The thing to note is that it was $22 for four shrimp, which means that it's
like $5 a shrimp.
Interesting.
I mean, I don't know.
Interesting.
Are we taking prices into account too?
Yes, that's important.
Everything's expensive.
I know, I know, but that could be a deciding factor between if you order again or not.
You're right.
Can you go first?
Okay, I'll go first.
I didn't think about the...
Chad, what do you think I would give it?
I think you liked it a lot more than me.
I don't know if I would order it again yet.
Okay, look, I liked it a lot for shrimp katsu, because I don't like shrimp katsu,
like that.
I get tired of the taste pretty quickly.
Okay.
So, should I order it again?
Okay, look, I liked it a lot for shrimp katsu, because I don't like shrimp katsu
like that.
I get tired of the taste pretty quickly.
Okay.
So, should I base that too or should I just base it on?
Yeah, base it on your experience with some coffee like in general, like what they like.
Okay.
I'm gonna give it.
And we're taking that into account.
7.9.
Okay.
7.9.
Okay.
So 7.9 is for sure would order again really tasty.
Wait, what?
What?
And then between-
Oh boy.
Super cool.
We doing it?
Oh.
I am giving it a-
Fire or lower.
I'm gonna guess.
Damn.
Okay.
So it's hella good but I don't care to order it again.
Oh okay that's fine.
Yeah that's fine.
So what's the highest version of that?
6.9.
Damn.
6?
Yeah.
I mean, you wouldn't order it again.
And you don't really like it that much.
No, but I don't like it because it's your content.
I don't care if it's your content.
No, but it still is.
It's fine.
It's not your taste.
Fuck.
It was good, though.
It was good.
You don't care to order it again.
It's not like life changing.
Yeah.
So.
Okay.
You got 6.9.
6.9.
Okay.
That's fair.
Damn.
I think I feel the same way where I wanted to order it again.
but it was very good.
I will give it a 6.9 as well.
So, what are you saying?
Nice!
This is already impressive.
I'm very, very impressed with this place so far.
So, when are you going to eat fries or something?
Later.
Well, it's a fry, sir.
It's a fry?
Oh my God, yes.
Look.
Isn't that that risotto shit coming in, bro?
Great.
You're going to love it.
No, I'm not.
Isn't it going to taste like truffle?
This truffle is mushroomed.
It probably will taste like coffee.
Oh, shit, it's here.
But maybe, oh, oh, I'm speaking of the devil.
Yeah, the devil, exactly.
We have got our mushroom risotto.
This is what my friends used to have every day with victory in it.
Oh, so there we go.
And so I'm letting the fish out of there.
Thank you, rundown.
That's a big thank you.
That's a lot of mushroom risotto.
OK, so let's take a bite at the same time.
Oh, I really smell it. It's very um umami smelling. Do you smell that? Do you smell it?
What? Umami? Umami. It's the fifth sense, whatever. Taste. Your taste buds have different
flavors. Sweet? Uh huh. Sour? Yeah. Uh uh uh. Don't tell me. Sweet? Satisfy? Yeah. Sweet?
Sour, savory, is that one?
I don't know actually.
I don't think it's savory.
What about like salty?
Is it salty?
Yeah.
What about like fruity type?
No, that's the sweet, the sweet.
I think they're right.
Oh no, umami is savory.
Oh, there is umami.
That was the last one bitter.
I never got that one.
That's actually a good one.
Okay, so this is um the mushroom risotto. This would be right in the light.
What is there? I don't know. Oh my god. Oh I can't. I can't. I can't. Okay.
Emily, I've got a flashback bro. This isn't truffle. This is mushroom. I just kind of rolled it.
Oh my god. What? Great. Stop being up. Plusy, it's mushroom. Okay.
I'll tell you my story. There's a bunch of these. Oh my god.
Why would you? Oh my god. We actually ordered that after I told the story about it bro.
That is so crazy.
So you just try it a little bit.
Oh my god.
No, but these aren't as flaky.
These are literally just mushrooms.
I'm dotting the mushrooms.
Okay, sure.
Okay, it smells great.
It looks very wet.
Hey, here.
You're on your freaking spoon.
That's nothing.
Come on.
Can you just try a little mushroom?
No.
Like this?
No.
Okay.
Raven is really scared of a mushroom.
Like here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
What are you thinking?
Yum.
So?
So?
Yeah.
What are you saying?
Yum.
So?
So.
You go first.
What do you think?
About the rice?
I hate the texture.
Okay.
I don't like that texture shit.
Okay.
It's like kind of rice and soup.
I don't know.
The texture is kind of like...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I know my rating bro
you want to say you can fool us?
I know my rating bro
don't even like...
I could sell out a sauce
could it be decent I guess
and spices
I don't know
I don't really like mushrooms
I don't know if I care for it
even if I like mushrooms
I don't know if I care for it
I really don't like the texture of this shit
for me
For me, I unfortunately do not like it.
So you're going to get mad at me, Jack?
So, I...
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, my darling.
I...
Yes, my love.
Yes.
You got some more water.
Thank you.
So...
Shit's ass.
the the best risotto I have is like in this freaking awesome Texas sushi restaurant that has like
the whole risotto that you probably need but it's really good.
Why don't they just say bring the chicken tenders and fries.
That's right we tell them about this check because that's all they eat is chicken tenders and fries.
Oh yeah we need we need our mac and cheese and two string pies so they get happy.
Yo I was cool with my rigga.
Tony
I want you to let it get on
She chose this over a rig of Tony because the weights are recommended and we have to try the recommendations. No we don't
Yeah, like hard but how's it hard inside like I don't think it'll be opposite
I'm kind of like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
Wow.
Look at your vomit soup making around.
It's the same.
And I think the grain is a little weird.
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know how I sprained around those.
Yeah, it's just a little bit way too oily.
Oh my God.
It's real strange.
It is strange.
I'm not like jazzed with that one.
Oh my god.
You want any more?
No.
And you're probably going to eat all the rice,
or most of the steak.
Is that OK?
OK.
Yeah.
And I'll try to work on this.
But yeah, unfortunately, I don't really like it though.
It's the rice that is not soft enough,
and then the flavor is fine.
It's not like my boy.
Yeah.
OK, what do you have to think, Ray?
Give my boss right now.
OK.
You want a first?
You go first.
Okay.
Chad, what do you think I'm going to give it?
You have recipes on here?
Oh, this is my gym...
Oh, no.
I used to have my gym...
I saw like recipes and shit.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
When I used to work out, I put on my jeans.
I'm giving it.
Uh-oh.
The gap challenge gap.
Rage is a pussy and can't eat mushrooms.
He's gonna give it a bad rating.
Yes? Go ahead.
You even just said to shit with ass.
I mean, yeah, it's not that good, but you can still try the mushroom.
Two.
Two.
You gave it a name?
A two out of ten?
Yes, yes, I almost, I was, I was, I was, I was,
I was two out of ten.
Two means?
Two.
Actually kind of gross, I don't know how they serve this.
Yeah, that's, come on, who's eating it?
Who's eating it?
If a human can eat all of this, he's crazy.
What?
I'm telling you, bro.
Really?
Like cream would be tight if I fed that to him.
No, you'll be tight.
Okay.
I'm gonna give it a 4.5.
And that means it's below average,
making something wrong with preparation very so so.
Yeah, very much so so so.
But next we have the rib eye, so that's gonna be good.
Bye bye.
That rib eye gonna be good.
We do!
It's the one different taste of the ribs.
Yeah, but they also recommended the scallop.
We never would have got that if we didn't recommend it.
That's true.
Clopped.
Clopped.
Clopped.
So, we have to ask what they recommend and some maybe go to another place.
Yes.
We can bring out the rib eye whenever it's ready.
She didn't really like this.
I ate a lot of it.
I'm not sure.
I ate a lot of it. I want to say tomorrow.
Yeah, okay. And then we just bring out the ribeye whenever.
Sure. Thank you so much.
I don't know what to do. Why would you touch the waitress herself?
Look, I know you're the one who keeps you going right out the way to go with this.
That was amazing. Listen.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yes, thank you so much.
I'm going to give this to him.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
One number.
Give it to him.
What do you give him?
4.5.
I'm telling you.
Don't tell them that one's over there.
I might be in the wrong place.
So mad.
I feel like I should be a much stiffer woman.
I feel like I should be a much stiffer woman.
I think it's just the aroma of it.
That's so sweet.
So wait, do we take it away?
That's going to ruin your rib eye?
It's just sweet. Thank you for the five tickets.
What are you, you know that?
No, I was just trying to do a dance.
I want to dance again.
I'll be a chicken butt.
Thank you, I think you're the right gift.
It's just sweet. Thank you for the five tickets.
I'm getting it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You should get a full decked out arm sleeve.
I'm playing, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Wait, really?
You don't recommend it?
See, even though you have two?
Yeah.
It's different.
And then?
They put a five dick in, bro.
Yeah.
Red by nine.
Because I can get a job in the future.
And then I'm going to say I'll tighten it up a little bit.
Do they still care about these days?
No.
That too, and the damage?
Probably not.
This is Lilia.
My daughter had a bunch of damages.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Love music, the epic, with the five gitties.
Hey, hey, hey, do your dance.
It's just chewy.
Thanks for the five gitties.
I'm sorry.
So we're supposed to be dancing in elevated hair?
Yes, we are supposed to be dancing in elevated hair.
As you can see, I got my Timex watch, Timex X-Crowl collab, and we're about to divulge in a beautiful
Rabbi A.Try No-Bone hidden secret special Kali sauce and Kali no Uche and we're gonna have a chimichurri
with a nice tray for us with some mac and cheese and a divulge of oil.
Maybe a good rating, hopefully a good rating.
Um, cause I'm actually starving.
I'm a crazy guy.
Okay, cause you didn't even want to eat the mushrooms or something.
You gave it a four, Emily, and you like the mushrooms.
Can you even have me give it a two if I don't like mushrooms?
Fine, fine, I give it a four. Yeah, you have to get it.
It is not that bad.
Okay, fine. We're good for there.
Two out of a little.
If you had to look at me and Rage, who do you think would smell better?
Come on, that's not even, that's not even.
That's not funny.
I'm being honest, you don't smell like anything, Rage.
They're cooking and everything.
But you wear cologne, right?
Oh, you do?
I don't smell anything.
Yeah, because we're cooking and shit.
Crazy?
What?
Can a cologne last like the whole day or something?
It depends on what color you're using.
Okay, so do you have an R?
Yeah.
Ooh, do you gatekeepers or do you share a cologne?
Yeah.
It depends on the colognes.
I'll share some of them, but in certain ones you've got a gatekeeper.
Really?
Because this is going to get played out if people think it's overly good.
You don't want to let it smell like you, bro.
Okay, okay.
I feel like that's not a bad take, bro.
I feel like you should be allowed to gatekeep at least one of your combs.
Is that what happened to the Orsa Lodge?
Like everyone started wearing it so then it got like too much.
Like axe.
Yes she is.
The Orsa Lodge really?
Yes she is.
Bro.
No.
You just had to have a basic one, like guilty.
A blue talisman.
You don't know about that shit.
You can't even get it on you gotta go to UK to get that one.
Really?
Yes.
Oh I got it.
I'm about to get this gig. I'm about to get it.
Oh, I want to see it.
Look, Chad, do you like cloud?
Cloud?
What did you say?
Cloud. I want to get blonde amber.
Is blonde amber good?
What is it called?
It's the type of the cologne.
Okay.
Cologne.
Joe Malone.
I don't know anything about these cologne.
I don't know anything about these cologne.
I don't know anything about these cologne bags
I swear
That's like a $400 cologne right there
Do y'all like creed?
I love creed!
They're the cologne
There's one called creed
There's a woman perfume
That smells so good
Give it to my next time shit. She's she's gonna like oh, no, no, she don't like it
Like a vanilla in it, and it's just like
No, that's yo, that's it
Pretty vented to make that's what I put on the day. It's a calm shit. Oh really?
Hey, hey, cool, I'm glad you like it.
Nina is gay.
What are the oats?
Yes, describe the oats.
Oh, I saw a really valid shirt.
Hold on.
Yes, sir.
That's my dog, Greg
That's my dog
Oh my God, whoa, she did it to me
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
Why?
She did it
She did it
Oh my God, she did it to me
Oh my God, she did it to me
That's so funny
Oh my God, thank you
Whoa, whoa, whoa
What is that?
Oh my God
Oh my God
I'm getting sick
What is that thing that you have in the ring?
The chrome cards red?
What the?
Can you help my bells off?
It's like the belt that you have.
I hate your boring ass too.
That's how they get upstairs using a ladder.
You gotta use a ladder to get upstairs.
That's what the fridge is.
Yeah, you can eat what?
I think that's too much of a lot.
Great.
What's your belief about food?
Do you like to indulge in food and spend a lot of money on food?
Yes, I do.
OK.
So you like to treat yourself and get good food every week?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm by myself.
No cat.
I'm just eating chipotle.
I'm eating normal ass food.
OK.
You know what I'm out?
Like yesterday, some of my homies is here.
OK.
Stay calm so that's like 300 dollars, and some car shit.
If it's with a group of people, I like spending money.
OK.
What if I'm by myself?
You get whatever.
I can get whatever.
I don't know.
I just like being social, talking to my shit,
living with her, and we're eating at the same time.
Ooh.
Oh my god, this is us.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Here comes the big bucko.
Here you go, there you go.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Whoa!
You've got your garlic freeway, so garlic confit on top,
half a roasted garlic, half garlic jam.
Wow!
You've got your chimichurri sauce,
Calli's David's sauce.
I send our homemade mac and cheese.
Oh!
I enjoy and let me know if there's anything else I can get.
Thank you so much!
And then thanks for a little box of this beautiful tuxedo.
Hail to the king!
Thank you!
Hail to the king!
Look at the...
I know this is not garlic.
What do I do with a garlic?
I don't get it.
Okay, mac and cheese looks bossing.
It looks bossing and then the fries.
The shoestring fries.
Wow.
How does anybody say, does putting homemade before mac and cheese make it taste better?
Yes, because it makes it look love.
Yeah, made with love.
Okay, is this going to be a lot?
Okay, do you want to do fries first?
Yes, it's easy to assemble.
Okay, without ketchup first.
Without ketchup?
eat it fried without a good fry you eat without any sauce
now I'm trying with ketchup this is a bit of a compliment to ketchup
ketchup compliments it
I love what ketchup, I love it even more, amazing with ketchup.
Lizzie, I'm not the type of nigga to get fries at a restaurant, I got a nice restaurant,
But I understand why you get these fries at this restaurant.
On everything I love, this is good.
They're perfectly salted, just crispy.
That is one of them things.
When you take your hand in the bag just for one or two fries, you're like, oh, I got to get more.
That's what's happening here.
That's what's happening here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Great.
Then I'll say better than McDonald's fries.
I'm going to say that.
I didn't want to say but it might be better than McDonald's fries.
Because I love McDonald's fries.
I love McDonald's fries.
It's my favorite fries.
It's my favorite fries.
And they're a little better.
They're a little better, bro.
That's kind of crazy.
That's actually insane.
It's the same shape as a McDonald's fry,
but it just tastes fresher and better.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I'm not going to lie.
That's amazing.
Low key?
Chad, imagine a Wendy's fry.
fried but McDonald's shape but perfectly seasoned like it's like it's like it's
like a perfect blend of both times with an extra pump. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay,
you gotta dig into this meat. Do you want to dig into it? Yeah. First we check the
Cookly after medium rare
It is a little red. Is that okay?
It looks perfectly
Textbook
I'm gonna try it without the sauce
Bon Appetit.
That's the Charlie steak sauce.
I got like a random picture.
Yes, amazing.
So good.
Thank you so much.
Do you need a beer?
No.
What?
Can I get a little hot coffee?
What?
Really?
What?
Really?
What?
He paid?
He paid?
Wait, what?
Somebody paid?
He paid for you?
I am a doctor.
Yeah.
You have to know him.
No.
I'm so tired.
What?
No.
Oh, DJs! Thank you so much. That's so sweet.
Yo, what?
Wait, I want you to come back and say hello.
I gotta reach one big thing. Thank you so much, bro.
You're a good dude for that.
Thank you, DJs.
Wow, I've drawn you off.
Yo, actually, I've never seen that before.
What? I've never had my meal paid for, I guess.
No, me neither.
I haven't!
Niggles had paid for the meal.
Oh, yeah, we'll pay for the meal, but I haven't been on a stream in like...
Somebody just comes at me and says, crazy.
That's crazy.
I was like, oh my god, that's crazy.
Look at him.
Oh, OK, wait.
Back to the stage.
OK, I'm going to try one more.
OK, thank you.
I'm going to try with the chimichurri.
You're talking to your connoisseur.
I'm talking to my connoisseur.
I'm going to eat.
It tastes like this little little line here.
This is your honey.
This is your honey.
Oh, you did?
You scared me.
Yo, what the hell?
Bro, thank you.
Thank you, bro.
What happened?
You live out there?
I'm sorry.
I got my dog right here.
I appreciate it, bro.
You didn't do that, bro.
The whole time was during that
Really?
That's so convenient
You pulled this out for them
Yeah, that is so nice
Thank you, DG
Yo, W's in the check
Aww, that's so sweet for Belle
You'll love that
W Cabo is love
W Cabo?
Yeah, Cabo
I got a live, you have no idea I'm talking right now.
Thank you!
I look like promo.
I'm sure not in the community.
It just looks like promo, but there we go.
Thank you so much, promo!
Yo, hey, hope to see you again, yeah?
Appreciate that, bro.
Appreciate that, yeah?
They're so cool that you're so close.
Bye!
Oh, W. Honey.
Aw, that's so nice.
Glad he came to say hi.
That's insane.
Yeah, so that's 10.
That's sweet.
Yo, wait.
Why are you good looking new?
I'm alive.
That's good, yeah, yeah.
That's great.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
Yeah, yeah, that's great!
He's a good looking dude, hey?
He well put together his teeth.
All of our viewers are just very all put together, smart, and
they're looking as they watch us, right guys?
Because we are very good looking individuals.
So of course we're a gunner, a very good looking audience.
Not fan base. Family.
We?
Me.
I'm a lot.
Emily.
What?
Okay, yeah, talk about this day.
Emily.
Brianna, thank you, girlie, for the five years.
I love you.
Thank you.
I don't want to spoil my rating just yet, but that's a damn good thing.
Really?
It's a good thing.
Okay, good.
I'm not lying.
It's a good thing.
I don't want to spoil my rating though.
I don't want to say too much or say little.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
too much or say little I feel like I gotta eat more. Okay. Um, Chad what do we do with this? Like what do we do with the garlic stuff?
We squeeze it on it? There's already garlic on it. I don't think we would eat the garlic like plain, right?
And then there's a sauce of it. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. You squeeze it.
Is it an element? You eat it. What? Yeah, that's an element. Should we squeeze it on it or not?
Uh, you eat it.
Uh...
Okay, I'm gonna grab a piece here.
Can I try on a Friday with I?
Skim? What's that, skimmy?
Skimmy, what'd you say?
Skim said...
Skim said...
The best trimmer of all time.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Oh!
I don't know how to use that.
Emily should do some voice acting.
Really?
You would be a great cartoon character.
Yeah, I would want to.
I just don't know how to even start.
But one day, what do you call it?
You don't know how to start.
You are one of the top scammers in the world.
You can do whatever you want to do.
And you know that.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
I would need to, first of all, I can only do one voice,
which is like the excited girl voice.
Like, yay!
That's all you need in a cartoon.
That's all you need.
But I don't even know what I would want to start.
OK.
I'm going to start.
What the heck?
What is that?
Oh, wow.
Okay, ready?
What is that?
Oh, you didn't get to look at the garlic on it?
Yeah, I looked at the garlic.
What do you find?
Oh, okay, I love how it cuts.
Yeah, she can't be starfire.
Oh yeah, I wanna be starfire.
Okay, I'm gonna eat it.
The whole garlic?
Whole garlic is crazy.
I'll do it clean.
Yes.
Mm.
Uh oh, uh oh, shat.
You think she likes it, shat?
You eat the gu-
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Wait, are you-
Are you-
Are you-
Are you-
Are you supposed to?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna try the sauces.
First is-
How about the lye?
How about the steak sauce?
Oh, wow.
I don't give a opinion on the sauces.
But I didn't really care for the sauces too much.
I really didn't care for the sauces.
You should try the chimichurri.
Do we grow it?
Try the chimichurri. Chimichurri just says that chimichurri though.
Have you tried chimichurri before?
Not a good answer a lot.
Smash the garlic.
I'm really confused what we're supposed to do with this.
I don't think I'm really a fan of steak.
You don't like steak?
Not really.
It's just meat.
Like, what is the point of being in a big slab of meat?
How boring.
Why did you want to go to a steakhouse?
It's the only reservation of it.
But it's been good.
It's been great.
Like, the flour here, it's been hanging out.
You eat steak.
I mean, I do, but it's like,
it's not like one of my favorite foods.
Mmm.
This is a good piece of steak, bro.
So you can really even appreciate it.
Yeah, I think it's good.
But is it the best steak that you've ever had?
Like your best rib eye?
Okay, one thing I like about this steak is that this is really salty.
Like the crust is really good.
It's salty. It's good though. It's good salty.
Like I like that it's salty so it has like the flavoring.
And then I'm gonna take that garlic sauce. Yeah, I don't know
This is
I think
I do like beef but I feel steak doesn't like it too hard for me to eat it in. Like I get tired of eating that
I'm not mad at you
After I have steak, even though I had steak last night, but usually after I have steak I'll be good for a piece of my life.
I have steak, but I don't need steak in like a few weeks.
And I can come back to it. It'll be good for chicken. I can eat chicken every day.
I can eat steak every day.
But, I like this steak.
Okay, how would you compare it to a yesterday's steak?
This is better than yesterday's steak.
Oh, really?
This is better than yesterday's steak.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, what do you like about it?
Was it good? Strong?
No, it's good.
I like the fat ratio, not too chewy, not too stiff, it's like perfect, it's cooked perfectly.
I like the seasoning on it, because that's what you're tasting on the side.
Like, it's good, like, I really don't know how much, again, how much better would I need it to be.
Oh my God.
because I don't know how much I like it to be given.
Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
How much do you think about it?
It's got small things.
It's a soy sauce
OK
Um, wow
Oh, wow. Oh, big bite
Uh...
What you looking for?
He tells all that and then thinks about it and then he enters into a deep train of thought, yeah.
I got the best mac and cheese.
What?
I like it because it's mac and cheese.
Yeah.
But I'm not alive.
I'm fine.
I thought that people would chat like to make better mac and cheese.
It's not bad.
Get assed.
It's not bad.
Oh no.
Or maybe I'm just spoiled because I love mac and cheese.
And like Caribbean people make some good mac.
So I could be spoiled.
It's good, but I just had it.
I've had a lot now.
You should ask.
It tastes like dalgona.
What made you think it was the wrong one?
I'm being honest.
It's not very good at all.
Why? What about it?
You would think it's like take math, but it's hella learning.
Which isn't bad, but...
But I don't like that. I don't like the cheese is that what it is. Yeah, but actual cheese flavor is not that good
Drafts, I think that's what it is bro
They're worse than they'll be
Yes, yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Maybe I'm gonna finish this steak.
It's gonna be a shell.
Wow.
The best thing so far?
The salad cake.
The salad cake?
Then the fries.
The benefit fries?
No.
And then the steak for me?
Every time someone's a Michelin star,
the first thing is always amazing,
and then it goes down.
Every time.
Perfect so good and then it's just like worse and worse I like the steak though so
Okay good.
One pat.
Do you like it?
Yeah I like the steak.
Steak pretty good for me.
I'm all in downhill.
Okay I'm going to start putting my ratings in.
Yup.
Pour the...
Shoe string fries.
I need help.
Let me show you.
I'm putting my ratings in.
Nope.
Pour the...
Shoe string fries.
Let me help, let me show you.
Make them through watching screen.
We're just being honest.
You don't know how to piss this fuck right out.
Yeah, they're like, we let them stream and now they're just putting their mac and cheese.
But we said a lot of good things, like, overall.
I feel bad.
No, no, no, don't feel bad.
They just have to get better mac and cheese than...
And we didn't try the whole menu either.
Yeah.
We could have gotten the rolls.
I think that was fine.
Um, okay.
I'm gonna give the fries.
Yeah.
Let's try the sushi bro.
8.9.
What?
Yeah, I really like that.
I thought they were great.
W?
Really good.
W?
Good.
Um, top-tier item really, really freaking delicious.
Okay, the steak for me what I ordered again. I think I would I think it's a good rib on that go about it's like a decent price
This is rather what the five
You would generally don't only love steak too much. Yeah, I don't I don't like to think that much
I think if you were a steak lover, oh my god, yeah
Okay, I'm gonna give it like a
7.2 and then the mac and cheese they get like a 3
damn
the ribeye
the fries
I'll give
the fries
and look at the rake again
You can tell it's kind of like not the perfect mac and cheese, right, Bradley?
Look at it.
This is not what a main mac and cheese will look like.
Maybe like, I'll be on a bad day.
I'm not gonna lie.
The fried was better than the scalloped cake to me.
What?
That's the first time I've ever said that.
What?
I can eat no, I can eat no live fries like that.
Are you crazy?
Okay.
That's a 9.3.
I can just get that nine. Oh my god. She is so good, bro. Okay. I don't care for fries, bro
Unless it's like McDonald's frogs or shit
You're about
The ribeye I'll give up
8.2
Yay!
I give it 8.2
That's really good
That means it's delicious
and you would've told me to order it again
Yay!
I give it 8.25
Oh wow
You're the first person
8.259
You're the first person with three
Uh, this is like that
Okay
Cool, cool
Oh, my stomach is doing something crazy
Wait, wait, what is it?
I swear, I swear
I don't know what it is
Mac and cheese?
Oh my God
the mac and cheese very precise rating from the flanker i'ma give the mac and cheese
a 4.99
yay oh okay okay honestly this is a pretty good spread of of reviews like i have to be happy again
Okay, go through.
No, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee.
Okay, okay.
Wait, give me your mic.
Oh yeah.
I don't want to pee by stream.
You're gonna pee by stream, right, right, right.
Why is he keep going, hey.
He's really known as the short colon guy.
Right, as I always say, short colon guy, colon guy.
Let me do the rest here.
So next, after that, we'll do all the service ambience and presentation of them.
Okay, okay.
Shirt, phone, drink.
All the room.
Presentation.
Overall, do they deserve their Michelin stars?
Okay.
Great.
Wow, it's really easy to draw range, actually, and then me, I'm over here, and I'm like...
Hi!
Hello!
I'm just waiting.
I'm gonna go with noodles.
That was really good.
I'm sad that maybe I'm just not really like...
I can't really appreciate steak that much.
But I can't appreciate sushi and stuff.
Ooh, yeah.
The restaurant is opening.
It's so popular here.
Nice, nice.
I swear, I thought...
I thought I thought we were staring at that girl. I was like, right
She obviously with that guy right staring so close and then he had the audacity to say that he was looking at the guy
Yeah, as it as if I think he's like that nervous. He was getting caught staring at this girl and then yeah
I don't
I don't know at all.
So, I look like a guy who's just like,
staring like crazy.
You should know what the wives, yes.
Guys, today I lost two of my wives.
I mean, Ray, I don't think we're wives anymore,
but I still have Maya my fiancee.
Okay, Maya is still my fiancee.
She hasn't told me yet that it's cold off.
So, it's okay, we can go from three wives to one wife,
and that's fine.
perfectly fine and then maybe with time and the array will possibly come back but Maya is the
cancer person on the test film you know don't don't you guys believe like in the thing where like
you can't seem too eager you have to kind of be like nonchalant because they call it the chase
You know, it's like, people like the chase, so if you see it like more nonchalant, then they're going to want to chase you back and be like, oh, like, oh, I want to, you know, like, try over there, and you do a little chase.
So that's what I'll be doing with Emmy and Ray. I'll be like nonchalant.
If you come back and come back, you know, I'm not like going to be crazy about it.
yeah yeah someone in chat said a very silly mess
saying the six strats wow thank you okay guys thank you and yeah we'll just we'll
just see how it goes we'll see how it goes are you getting dessert I don't know really how it is
thank you I'm pretty full we'll see whatever rage whatever rage says after
the poops or cheeses
yeah it's quite busy
there's a lot of people here
very nice
what a pleasant day
pleasant pleasant day
oh it's Coachella today
wow
I'm just gonna have fun at Coachella
is anyone chat watching
from Coachella right now?
I doubt it
it's because there's like no connection
when you're at Coachella
I don't think there's any Wi-Fi.
Reloaded, thank you for the follow-up!
Thank you!
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Reloaded.
We are all at police.
Twice? Oh wait, twice as much?
Twice as much as this weekend?
That's crazy.
It's crazy expensive.
Yeah.
I'll be honest, I don't think Coachella really suits that.
Fun.
But also, I don't like just, like, standing so much.
I like sitting.
But the thing is, when they go to concerts, you have to stand.
Who started that whole movement?
Why are we standing at a concert?
Can we not all just sit and enjoy the show?
Like, let's just sit and enjoy.
But you can't sit, because then people in front of you are standing,
and then you have to stand so you can see the stage.
So it's like, it's like freaking annoying.
It's actually, yeah.
If you are at a concert, why do you just sit and enjoy?
Or the hype?
Like I've been skating maybe like one song every five songs but I'm tired.
I'm tired.
So you can dance?
Go on dance and find out.
I can do it like this.
That's fine.
I don't need a stand to do it.
I'll be okay.
You can't, you can't dance.
Thanks.
Tomorrow I will not show you more of the Master Baker, Rage Might, or the Lakers stuff.
And then Sunday I don't think I am either because I'm doing wine about it recording on Sunday.
That'll be fun!
Yeah! Good Rage Fall in the Toilet.
He might be having his own little disco party in the bathroom.
I wanted to go to the bathroom before we leave, but I need to see what the bathroom party is like.
He said he was going pee by the way.
We cannot trust him.
It really is a party in there.
He's doing one of his seven poops a day.
Is it crazy that he's pooped once a day?
Is that abnormal?
I feel like everyone poops once a day.
Maybe for more than once a day, but definitely you have IVS, right?
You either have IVS.
Oh, hi!
We're doing great!
Do you guys have a dessert menu?
Yes.
Okay, maybe they got pink, but...
Okay, if you can, we're going to send you desserts and spices.
You're going to get a chance to order it, of course.
Like, I don't think you can order it.
Oh! You're sending this?
We're going to send you, yeah, the gelato and this B95.
Oh my god!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you!
And then do you want me to put a box of this up or do you want me to hang this up?
You can box this up.
Yes.
Oh, the fries.
Oh, do you want the fries?
Here's a box of this and that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
They're giving us dessert.
And we're going to box this.
They're giving us dessert.
And then we'll leave the fries for you to much.
Yes, he loves the fries.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you! It's been amazing!
Thank you so much.
Water and tea.
First of all, Jenny, I don't have no...
I've got 60 gips on you.
Jenny, thank you!
Thank you, Jen, Jen.
This is the skin we brought Sansu.
Love you.
Mariana, I've seen that appreciation.
Thank you, Bribri.
Okay.
Do you think that's like attractive or something?
What?
You say ta-ha-ha.
Like do you think it like uses swag or something like that?
Like what is the reasoning behind that?
It's like, when you say uh, when you talk,
Or that's what I do, that's how I talk.
And that's not how I do it.
I don't even do it that much.
I don't even do it that much.
I do it when something is funny.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
You want to see what I do to make a husband?
A husband?
I think you'll want to see.
I got to take my shirt off.
OK.
You want to see my shirt?
Yes, I mean, if you still wanted to prove that you would get this.
No, not in front of this.
I think it would probably take off the shirt and never would run away, not get attracted to you.
No, listen.
They don't.
You used to go run away?
Yes, if you just had your shirt off it got like wow a husband.
And we're outside out.
Oh my god.
I know how to like belly dance and I make my abs fluctuate and shit.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
It's kind of cool.
Yes!
That's kind of cool.
I'll be doing that.
Keep it on, please.
Yo, I'm so.
That was us. I know you're trolling. You want me to take it off.
But, I'm gonna hold off for now.
You can see it after hours.
Do you strip on your Patreon?
Well, someone looked at me when he said that, bro.
Oh, well, there's a question.
I do everything on my Patreon.
You do?
Yes.
That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool.
That's so cool. I've never seen it before.
How do we do a tip?
We can do a lot of the top. A lot of the top, too.
Okay.
To get your leftovers, they give you half of a card.
And then you go to the front and then they match the half of the card to your half of the card.
That's so cute. I've never seen that before.
It is adorbs
So how do you know about Russia we never see Russia. Oh my god, we got we got to watch watch our bed
We got to play Emily on to Russia
You knew that you knew that
Jenny people to take this
Okay, but like I'm like
But I should get mad holes, but I don't do no one's sexual
She just a fucking geek. She's not as cool as Jackie Chan
I'm like, I feel like I'm Jackie Chan at first time to mix. What she just ate
So, I guess it's rush hour. I'm doing all the heavy lifting.
What? No? I'm Ling Ling?
Listen, when you get home, I need you to focus on setting up that funny vlog back there.
So, that's how you get home.
My father?
Yes, your father.
Are you going to even take care of Patrick like he on? Are you going to throw him away?
Well, I throw him away.
I feel like you're not going to take a scare of him.
So that's why I'm going to drink.
No!
No!
Okay, how about...
How about I um...
Um...
Is Patrick up for trade?
Listen to me today.
When we do this again,
you're going to have a chance to get Patrick.
What, him?
He's not going to get him.
That Patrick is one of my favorite figures that I've always wanted and you just pulled it and then you're not even open to maybe training it for the farmer. That's not even that ugly and horrible.
Ah!
You can have this though.
I'm getting that shit away from me. No one wants that stick.
You can have it.
Oh, that's cute.
Oh, hahaha.
I swear.
Wait, wait, we do it, so we're chasing the other one.
He's not my fellow.
Wait!
He kinda looks like you.
You don't look like me, bro.
He has the eyes.
What do you mean, the eyes?
He looks fried.
Wait, he kinda looks like you.
I got no wonder why you're liking so much.
He does not look like me.
I'm not even sure he doesn't.
Wait, I see it. I think he is not.
Wait, put it on the head.
Put it on your glasses.
That's gonna be besties.
No.
No.
I could make him look like you if you want.
I was doing that. I was putting a smile. I was starting his frown upside down and they're
always smiling.
That's nice, friend. Thank you.
Yo, yo, yo, what is she doing?
Jen, Jenny, come on. Oh my God. Yes, thank you so much.
This is our signature dessert.
Do you think he looks like me?
No.
Jenny too!
Oh my God!
Yes, thank you so much!
This is our signature dessert.
Do you think it looks like me?
What?
This is our signature dessert.
It's very special to our chef.
He always does the tapas first.
I love that.
It's a soft meringue with a little white hole.
It's a sweet cream to water.
And then that's candy to egg yolk on top.
Wow!
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
And then he said I wanted to like eat it and everything.
Really?
Do you need a tip or anything?
Oh yeah, but people do that.
Oh, okay, okay.
When someone comes in to take your sign,
they always sit down.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, of course.
Thank you, thank you again.
He said it's an egg white.
something, something
That's awesome
It looks fancy
and it got him his first Michelin Star
Bon Appetit
Cheers, Chad
Hold on now
Wow. Wow that's great.
Oh my God. Wow.
Wow. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm so concerned.
I'm so sorry.
It's very creamy.
This shit, I like this texture, it reminds me of this shit
Yeah, it's creamy, it's smooth
This is that shit I'm going to make for cutie this weekend
You win
You win
Yo, I go a lot, this shit good
It tastes like vanilla, and then the candied angel corn top
You have to get like a little bit of um
I'm a us.
Is he a little bit of a us?
I know.
I know.
You searched on us.
Thank you.
You said you're yellow right when he was in the face.
I mean, you're straight.
Oh, that's the check that you came for?
No, it just says zero.
Oh, that's dessert.
That's so crazy.
He put it on him. Oh my God.
Can I open up? You want some?
Open it up.
Wider.
Wider. I want to give you a big piece.
Wider. Open that mouth.
I want to see your muscles.
I want to see you give me a dangling back.
Come on. Yes.
It's like that.
Wow.
Wow
How was it?
No
How was it?
That's the difference. I have a lot.
You dropped some bread on my wire.
Oh my goodness. All this for giving.
All this for giving.
Oh, the meat is large.
All this for giving.
Do you want a cup of hot?
You look like you're going to love it.
I love it.
Do you love Kalao? It's too lemony.
Or I like it.
Hey, y'all like Kalao Pop?
Leslie, give me 50 cents.
Oh
Jenny just got 10 every time a girl a girl drops give is Jenny has to one of them Jenny just got 10
Jenny begin jealous
Brianna, baby girl with the fire,
the young girls are fighting my child right now.
They're just fighting.
Brianna, they're fighting for the fire, getting a shooty.
He loves me 10 times more than you.
Wait a minute, why are you giving him a 50?
He likes me.
I don't know. Let's give him a 50.
I don't know.
I thought you guys squashed me.
We're beefing again.
Yo, this is too good, bro.
He keeps eating the...
Thank you, Leslie.
I'm going to try the pie there.
Oh, my God, are you going to keep going around the block
and acting like Mary Leslie?
I'm going to go on the block.
I'm waiting for, OK, there's Sarah and Ray.
You need to take a little lesson from me
because all the girls are coming to meet,
proposing to me.
I'm doing the adult taste, I'm not out of practice.
So obviously, I mean, I love Leslie.
If she were to propose, I would say yes.
But it's all like, I'm gonna go around,
it's just the marriage.
You are chasing them.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
I'm the only one who can make up with me.
So you're saying,
so you're saying Valgaree came on to you?
She did, she's the one that proposed to me on the rock.
So, Emeril came on to you?
She did, she married, yeah,
she's the one that proposed to me.
I proposed to Maya though.
Yeah, oh, Maya might be the, oh my God.
Oh my God, I chased after Maya.
That's the one that got away, huh?
No, no, I'm so glad I'm here, I'm so glad.
What?
So I could, I could propose to her.
Wait, wait, what?
What do you mean you could propose to her?
Oh!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god.
I could!
No, wait, that was bad, bro.
Leslie, Leslie, is that my favorite one?
Jenny, did you talk 25?
Thank you!
Jenny!
You're beautiful.
We got to eat all this stuff today.
I don't love.
she might catch a bad visual too soon
hahahahahahha
hahahahha
I'm going to try the cucumber pie
cheers
cheers
mmmmm
it's good
oh, shit
Brianna, I'll sell it right before I throw it in.
Yeah, Brianna, this is what a pie gets you.
Brianna, this is what a pie gets you.
The feline pie definitely isn't as good, but it's good.
The feline pie in general just makes it.
So it's too sour?
Yeah, isn't that sour?
It's a little sour, yeah.
Astros.
It's about the girls right now, yeah?
No guys are allowed to.
Right, right, quick
We're good
OK
I thought it was a lady
Girls' time
It's tea, lime pie, yeah
I gotta rate the gelato
We did my ratings on people to gelato, chat
Are you gonna try the tea on pie at all?
You've got to do a pie
Fine
What is that, like, ice cream?
Huh?
This is our Astro with the 30th Jenny with the 25th
I'm dipping! Yeah!
So let's have steak gills!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Are you guys almost done? I can move it to the board for a nice cat.
Oh, we are so close. We'll be done in like 5 minutes.
Thank you!
I'm just fucking with that.
Jettie, can you put a 25, get this on me?
Ask her if you can put a 13, baby boy.
I'm waiting for the gelato.
What's a 9?
10!
10?
I give it 10.
That is the best gelato I've ever had in my entire life.
I wouldn't make no changes. I'd make no changes.
It was smooth, it was easy. Yes, yes. We'd be definitely on time.
Okay, I'm gonna get the gelato at 8.5.
What?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
That is the only shit here I finished, bro.
8.9, 8.9.
8.9? That's the most goodest spot.
I didn't get a good chance to taste it because someone was eating the whole thing.
Zendall limits at the ticket business. I did try it and then I was good and then what I wanted another bite is already all right
That's fine. I mean
Next the key lime pie
Order again really tasty, I would give it like a 7.1. Oh
I'm not gonna I don't like to my bar, but I
I could respect what it was giving I could respect what it was giving and I'ma give it
I'm giving it to my father
Providence with Leslie. Yes. 5.9.
Why what? I don't like to my father.
5.9. That's the best I can give it without any advice.
Okay, great. It's time for our final rate.
You're going to rate this place based on service, ambiance, presentation, and overall.
And then you also say, do they deserve their Michelin star yesterday?
That's so... oh my god.
Okay, now put a lot of thought into it.
You go first.
Okay, okay, well, we should hide it and then we do the review of the end.
Yes.
Okay, I'm gonna have to do my ratings.
Brianna with the five gifteds, ten gifteds.
And then Jenny with the twenty-five gifteds.
Jettie, look at the beach, wow, god damn.
Okay, don't look at the line, look, look, look, look, look, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
The girls are fun!
Wait, that's not the IP! Of course I have the VIP card!
She is definitely a VIP in my book.
It's an APM, but we've been here for two hours almost.
Dang! Michelin Star dinners kinda take a while,
but it's not half fun. It's a half hot at least.
I really enjoyed this nice Michelin Star experience with Mr. Rage here.
experience with Mr. Rage here. Very fun, very fun.
Yay!
The ice cream.
All right now.
The ice cream.
It's delicious.
Oh, and jeez.
You deserve it. Stop it.
I'm getting to the point of my car.
Lastly, because I'm doing a bonus point, that's how I'm beating Ray.
So, thank you!
There's the full mood over here.
Well, that's what I say overall.
Like, the entire food.
That was food and everything, right?
Everything, yeah.
The whole experience.
The vibes.
Everything.
Yeah, so...
You guys look so brave over here.
You guys are like, man.
I don't know...
What?
I don't know if we're gonna like that.
Are you serious?
Okay.
When it comes to Cali, the Steakhouse in LA, Hollywood, here are the final ratings.
Service.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Service!
Wait, did we do the...
What?
Brianna, I think you put a five, give us a...
Do we do the same thing?
Service?
Wow!
I put a ten!
Wait, wait!
Wait, I can't put a ten for this.
So I'll put a nine for that.
I'll throw it all.
Wait, stop!
I'll throw it up a little.
Wait!
Oh my God!
We did the same thing!
Because I was gonna say,
I was like, wait, no, I'll do a nine for the last one.
Wait, that's so funny!
Okay, next.
By the way, service, great here.
The wishes was amazing.
everything was nice. Ambience? I've just been to better ambiances. Why? I like it.
This has been nice. No, no, no. That means it's good. I've just personally experienced
10s and 9.5s. Yeah. Is it because of the table shape or something? No, no, no, no.
This guy has nothing.
Okay.
Um...
No, this show is a little bit...
Oh my God, that's like literally staring for now.
Look at her.
Look at her.
I'll tell you and I turned it and I said it.
No, and she walked it and then you would follow her from here to here and then
you'd better have her 10 seconds here.
I was looking at the dude.
I was looking at the dude.
I recognized his chain.
Okay, sure.
Whatever you say.
Okay.
Presentation?
Ooh.
Okay.
You don't like...
Okay.
You're like, it's whatever.
No, no.
Like, it's good.
Okay.
all it is. I've never seen better than I would think it's like that, but I've seen crazy presentations.
At least it's kind of regular.
I gave it 9.5, rate gave it 8.5. Okay, this is huge. Overall, to include the entire food,
ambience, vibes, the entire meal, I gave it an 8.9!
What do you think I gave it?
I think you definitely gave it like a 7.9 or something.
Chat, what do you think I gave it?
I think, yeah, I don't think I gave it a little more.
I thought it was great. I had an amazing time. The people are so great here. The food was really good.
And, um... Oh! Oops!
Oh, well, just show it.
8.5! That's good!
That's really good.
8.5! I would recommend this to someone to go to.
Oh, I didn't put the last answer in.
Oh, you did? Okay, well, they raised the line.
Well, of course I will say they deserve the Michelin Star.
I'm doing what's great, service, very impeccable.
We'll have a delicious time.
Okay, and Rage, when it comes to Cali,
the one-star Michelin restaurant, he putt...
Hold on, hold on.
How do I get persuaded?
I putt?
Why?
What is wrong with you?
You're just doing that to me.
No, no, I promise you.
What's wrong with you?
I'm giving you my reason, I'm giving you my reason.
What the heck is this?
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Let me tell you my reason.
It is good.
Is that it?
It's good.
I'll come and eat.
But for some reason, maybe I'll be definitely sure of you.
I'm just thinking this would be one of the best things
I've ever, like, I don't know.
What?
I'm just thinking it's going to be,
brother, restaurants that aren't Michelin
that I've run a go-to, bro.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know if it's because I'm spoiled for being in Florida or something.
No, it's because you're like used to it.
You're not good with change.
Huh?
Maybe you don't like change.
We're not like change.
Like you're like so used to the floor in a restaurant that you're like,
look at that TV everywhere.
It's just, it's just.
And now you're like, oh, it's not gonna work.
Yeah.
You rated something off four here and some other shit.
That can't be like, I don't know.
I feel like I'm gonna have to be the best in you.
I'm good.
Like, like, oh my god, thank you.
So you're saying it's just like a regular restaurant?
A regular good restaurant.
like greatness for them, great, it's a great Richard.
Maybe my standard for a Michelin is too high though,
maybe that's a good, what does Michigan mean?
This one means worth a trip.
Wait, what?
Worth a trip, like worth a trip to go to.
Like fly to the state?
No, no, no, just like if you're like in the area,
it's worth a trip.
Oh yeah, obviously, it's worth a,
but I, but no, wait, that's what it means?
Yes, like that it's like, it's high quality food,
It's good. It's unique.
I thought it meant it's like the best food in the state or something like that.
That's a three star wish list. It's the one star.
Three star is like best of the best.
But one star is like worthy of a star.
And like it's good.
Oh, oh yeah then.
What the hell?
Okay, let me take my answer.
Oh, you take the answer?
Because I would prefer to take growing day here.
Thank you.
this is very good okay so yeah i thought i thought initially anything was like this is
probably one of the best things you've ever had that's three stuff like you know have you ever
been to a b-star not on stream wasn't crazy i did on stream i did off stream it wasn't that good
see what i'm talking about like it wasn't that good yeah i was in first day of New York City and it
I mean, it was like four years ago or something.
Yeah.
Well, this is one star and open set.
Yes.
Yay.
OK.
They want us to take this out for now.
Yeah, we got to get out of here.
GGs.
Make your GGs as well.
What's GGs?
Oh.
Oh, well.
Emily.
Look at what you forgot.
Emily.
What?
Wait, what? I forget. Oh, wow.
Wait, you're just gonna leave this here?
That is my chrome heart bracelet.
I need my wallet. I need to get my wallet.
I need my wallet.
I need to get my wallet.
My wallet. Sorry, like, put it away or something?
What should I put it? I almost lost it.
I almost left it, bro. It's crazy.
I almost left the wallet.
Okay, we have to get our leftovers here, then.
Oh, this is so cozy and nice!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Great!
Wait!
What?
I have to turn this thing off.
Oh!
I love it!
Thank you guys!
Thank you so much!
This has been so lovely.
Oh, yes.
Let me give you that.
Thank you.
Thank you. Have a great day. Thank you for letting us come here.
Thank you.
Good job. Oh, wow.
Oh, whoa. I like that.
What a day.
What a day.
What a day.
What a day.
What a day.
Great. It was so fun to hang out with you today.
It is always fun to hang out with your family.
Three, streams or peak on your phone?
Yeah, that was so fun.
Three streams or fun as fuck every fucking time.
And to end it off, I'm going to give you your Patrick.
You deserve it.
Why are you doing this to me?
What are you doing?
Stop.
Stop.
Yes, I'm giving you the Patrick.
You get the Patrick.
You better have some of your fucking house or something
That's what I told him in the mall. I was like, I'm not gonna give it to her. I'm gonna give it to her after we eat
Yes, he's cute look at him. We're gonna put a fucking fork so shit in his hand make him gangster
I'm so nice.
Uh huh.
I'm gonna treasure it forever.
Chat.
So.
Everybody that tuned in to stream today,
Mcells, YRG, all the gifters, all the chatters.
Thank you.
Thank you for tuning in today.
They too must have made it.
It was fun.
No!
I'm just.
Yeah, you got them all over.
Oh, uh-oh.
Oh, oh.
No, it's high, it's high.
I think you still see us.
Chat, you see me?
Yeah, they're just sharing W too fast.
I'm sorry, there's too many ducks, I can see you.
Thank you, chat for watching this lovely re-stream.
The great thing is that we'll be back in less than 12 hours.
Literally, we're about to see us again.
Master Baker, day 3 tomorrow.
Thanks for the badger grade, and thank you for today.
It was so fun.
Great to hang out with you.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Stay safe, chat, make sure you take your shit, don't cheer on your girl, just do one or something if you're thinking about it, just go beat your shit.
I promise you, you're not going to link that thought, but beat your dick. Stay safe.
Don't hug your mama or your father, wherever you live with.
Um, yeah.
I'll actually have them on, eh?
Ha!
Bye, chat. See you tomorrow. Thanks for watching.
Colton, end of the year stream, Colton.
See you guys!