you
Last time, a master vapor, six streamers handcuffed together, fought in Twitch's biggest baking
in competition for a prize of $1,000
or a trip to Disneyland with me,
keep us in a starring Valkyrie in any room.
We got that!
Shut it in!
Austin Show in extra money.
I got a few shots in there yesterday,
I just cooked it out.
And they didn't even know?
Nobody even noticed.
Your rage in Super TF.
Let's put the sandwich down, bro.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Yeah, I'm gonna think you're gonna get it
in the mixture, you're dripping, bro.
With judges like Slime and Puzzle.
On this episode, the bakers made a Klairs,
kinda. We weren't expecting much, but holy shit, there's a fire. Being handcuffed caused
problems. That doesn't even look like an eclair. What are we doing? Finally, they had
represent whatever this was.
Ray and Emmy Rue had no feeling.
Ooh, let's go, Leslie.
Yeah, oh, wait, there's nothing in there.
Oh, the chocolate's good.
There's no inside, and it tastes again like cooked pasta,
which it wasn't expecting.
Austin and Emily told the story.
The Jeep lost control, flipped.
Little Johnny's mother ejected from the front seats.
When I was 18 years old, my mom died in a car accident.
It was so nice to be reminded of my dad's mom.
Your mom died in a quail.
In Rage and Super TF, just guys, how did we do worse than yesterday?
Oh my god, it's so watery.
It's giving me a bit of a visceral reaction, because I don't like cubs.
And it's looking like they're halfway through.
Wait, what?
It's fucking wrong.
Yeah!
Ray and Emmy Roo won the challenge and Emmy Roo now has the most points now who
will win day three how much worse will it get?
Oh my god.
Well Austin keep putting Baileys in everything.
Will the judges be re-traumatized?
Have it all like little heart crashes.
With a pile of it.
Find out today on Master Baker Season.
I forgot to put my eyelashes on again.
Five.
Oh, sorry.
I thought he said five when I said I forgot to put my eyelashes on again.
Hi, guys.
Welcome back to Master Baker Day 3.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Our bakers are back and they are fresh.
Apologies to everyone that was mad at us for being extra late today.
Unfortunately, Swift would not take his pill.
It was a whole thing.
If you watch the show, you know, Swift, he's my dog.
He is 15 and he is disabled as of a week ago.
So, priority.
Anyway, so, we are back in the kitchen
and as of yesterday, we have a new score system,
or a new score lineup.
In sixth place is Rage.
Rage!
7th place, sorry, 7 points, sorry, 7th place, no.
In 5th place, Tide is Austin and Emily with 8 points.
I thought it was 4th.
4th with this, thank you.
4th, Tide with 8 points.
In 3rd place, with 10 points, Valkyrie.
Woo!
In 2nd place, we have Super with 11 points.
Woo!
And then in first place, we have Emmy Roo with 12.
Woo!
Whoa!
Well, I know it, bro.
That's nice.
It has been neck and neck, surprisingly,
between Super and Emmy.
We don't really know what's going on there.
Before we get in today, we do have new judges today.
I'd love for you guys to introduce yourselves
as well as tell the chat you're experiencing
with baking or cooking or your palette
anything that might help our bakers today. Starting here, we've got Josh.
Thank you, now give it up for me.
I've been trying to bribe me the entire time, and it is working.
By the way, Josh Wolf. You've got the same name.
I ain't Jewish, I ain't Jewish.
My name is Josh Scherer.
I host a YouTube channel called Mythical Kitchen,
a show called Last Meals on there.
I've been working in the food world for the last 13 years.
I've published two cookbooks.
The last one is in New York Times, number one bestseller.
And for years in Los Angeles, I was an anonymous food critic
booking under the name of Forbilde Jakobsen,
which is pretty cool.
Oh, yes!
He had more clients here.
We're not getting shit past you.
I like baking, it's fine, it's fine.
It's not great at it, I'm not great at it.
But I think I can judge it pretty well.
Love your glasses, by the way.
Anybody ever tell you that?
I don't know.
I swear to God.
You know what I'm saying?
I was just noticing.
He's built.
He's a dream.
He's trying to develop their triceps, but he's got to put a horseshoe on it, and the
bicep.
Very well proportioned.
Yeah.
Right.
It is.
The bicep is really amazing.
Yes.
Wow.
Anyone else have anything to say about it?
No.
I'm good to see you again.
Make an episode.
Oh.
The only one again.
That's right.
Yeah, I'd be used. Yes, you build your own ethical kitchen episode one
Animal-style mac and cheese
Just so you know judges that we have no liability waivers if you do get sick today I
You weren't here and we have no proof. So
Our next judge second time judge actually in the arena. We've got Trevor
Yeah, my name's Trevor. I work with Josh on Mythical Kitchen. I'm also kind of his like, Gen Z
streamer, consigliary. I got to explain to him what Discord was this morning. Yeah, umka's not tapped in.
Unk is chopped and cracks.
Wait, you're cracking.
Your area is beautiful. I love you all.
Thank you. Thank you. George Michael.
We had our moment.
I suppose I also technically did go to culinary school for baking and pastry,
and I did that professionally for a little bit, technically.
So I don't know, I have opinions, but I'm excited.
I would say I'm more of a vibes-based judge, I think.
I like Bob. I love Bob.
I love Bob. I love Bob.
Are you into trauma at all?
Traumatic vibes?
Yeah, occasionally. I've been known to dabble.
I feel like sometimes food can represent that.
Josh is going to be, he's very technical.
When it comes to food and judging, he's very technical.
And that leaves me, yeah, to be a vibes-based.
Trevor literally did work for one of the best pastry chefs in the world.
Yeah, he's underselling his credentials a little bit.
Chef Dominic Ansel?
I love his work.
I do, I do.
What is he famous for inventing?
I'm sorry, could you say the question?
What is he most famous for creating?
you were his...
You did not create me.
I really didn't create you.
But yeah, he's known...
He's really good with putting...
Well, it's more of a recent dish.
The cinnamon roll.
Oh.
Close, close, close, close.
Chromat.
It's tomato, tomato.
Cinnamon roll, chrono.
Yeah, honestly, we could make
We could make a cinnamon roll nut.
We haven't figured that out yet.
Maybe we put our three brains together.
We can make the cinnamon roll donut, cronut.
I think there's a world where that can happen.
Is it already out there?
It might be.
You never know.
Well, everybody, we're excited for a good day of baking.
As always, you guys get a chance
to guess what we are making today
to earn a question answered throughout your baking process.
So what do you think we're making?
A big-ass cake, like a big-ass wedding
or some some with layers and shit okay okay all right
crepes okay okay okay okay okay chocolate cake
because it's clearly a cake
I'm just gonna say you don't know what's in this box
How people dress Christmas presents up in big boxes. Oh my god
Okay, okay, so you think
Fruit cake
Fruit tarts fruit tarts. Okay. All right
Today bakers you will have 90 minutes
Wow.
90 minutes to make a 90s classic.
A 20.
The Barbie cake.
What?
What in the fuck?
I can't even make that.
Do we have to make Barbie too? What the hell?
You can choose your own Barbies.
Oh.
Where's the Asian one?
So?
Yesterday.
Yeah, that one right there.
Last place was your rage.
He gets to choose Barbies for each person.
Oh, for each person.
I'm getting her.
That's a melanin on there.
Look at him's ass.
Hmm.
You know which one you want.
That's in the series.
Give me Twink Barbie.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, Valkyrie.
What do you think?
Jack, what do you think
is Valkyrie's giving right now?
What am I giving?
Who gets the mermit?
You.
Me? I get mermit?
Yes.
So cute. What do you want, Valkyrie?
Oh, I get to choose.
He's not going to be around you anymore, you tell him.
I can work with any of them.
Oh, that's a lot of work.
Yeah, yeah.
You get the Asian girls, they don't get the Asians, they don't get the Asian girls.
Cute.
This is not very nice.
Come on, Rach.
I told you I am.
What?
Well, I don't know, are you going to give me another one?
No, I'm going to give you the one you want.
What do you want?
I kind of have a preference.
I have a preference too, but I don't want to say anything.
Okay, I'm saying I have a preference.
Three, two, one, pink one.
Oh, we both got the pink one!
Damn!
Here's my bag yet. I don't care.
Oh, okay, random.
Okay, should we roll paper scissors?
Yes, yes.
Roll paper scissors.
Okay.
Are you positive?
Take that!
My head!
That's rage!
That's cute!
We'll do yellow kids.
I don't even make this.
You might as well try this.
No, don't try this.
Wait, what? She told us to.
Oh, I was going to say not yet.
You can hold on there for us.
Because rage, I have one more task for you.
Okay, I want you to go over 20 ingredients.
Start our pantry.
I need you to choose six ingredients.
Oh, you're so wrong.
That anybody would have to use?
Well, just grab six.
Who knows?
No, no way.
Wait, wait, wait.
I feel it.
No, I'm...
Choose six and I'll say another 40.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I didn't even heard about that shit,
boy, I got you, club.
What's the nasty shit here?
What's some shit that don't...
a fat-ass cart should you get a fat-ass cart oh my god garlic oh my god
oh my god okay okay I'm gonna get a fat-ass cart
Plus, I'm a kid.
Let's get garlic on a cake. That's disgusting.
She has some whiskey?
Let's get something good. Let's get something good.
We're getting sour patch kids.
We got three right now. We got three chat.
Marshmallow. Decent. Therefore, we need two more. Anything here that's like, yo, this should not.
Let's do... Let's do... Let's do... Oh my god, I can't choose. Too many options, bro.
That's too many options.
Is that a close crunch?
That's a plus.
I want crunch.
Okay.
And let me get...
You choose for me.
What?
Mayonnaise.
Oh, how...
I got my items!
Okay, I'm going to drop an apple.
Oh, shit.
Okay
You unintentionally cooked with the man is
What the ingredients in Venice
Egg and oil what are the ingredients in cake egg and oil
Yeah!
Let's go.
Now, Rach, you get to assign one ingredient to each person.
That's salt.
He's going to do all this and still be in last, by the way.
Yeah, Sour Patch says scoreboard, Rach.
I'm going to show you the scoreboard.
Cinnamon says credit scoreboard.
Sour Patch kids.
Fuck, these aren't actually that bad!
Yeah, these are really...
These aren't actually that bad!
I tell bakers, every ingredient he chose is usable.
So, this?
Yeah.
Fuck!
You also got maybe the only vegetable that has to be...
Can I change the shit?
It's just ugly, man.
Look at this shit.
They can grab more. They just have to use them.
I'm just talking shit on God.
I'm gonna get a carrot.
I don't know this reminds me of
Is it because of his phallic?
What the hell is going on?
Come on, they ain't even a ho!
She'll be creative about the carrot.
She'll make the carrot work.
Oh, um...
No! Why?
Why?
Oh my god.
You know too much about mayonnaise
so I'll give you the mayonnaise
I
Told crunch that's this not even that bad other
Shit, what's one would you keep for yourself? I think cinnamon toast crunch. Yeah
What do you think is the worst thing here the south-west getting surgery
Oh yeah, I got some garlic, I forgot I got some garlic.
There you go, buddy.
So did that grab a really good six on actually?
Garlic and sweet for me.
You grabbed seven?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
That's tough to overcome.
Wait, how do I do this?
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you have any ingredients in garlic?
Yes, garlic is a bad idea.
Wait, what?
I'm fucked!
Oh my god, I got so much.
You get the mayonnaise.
Thank you, Rach!
Get mayonnaise.
Okay, get the marshmallows.
What?
Oh wait, you can't look!
I don't have any ingredients!
Fuck, you get the marshmallows.
Yeah!
I'm so fucked.
Yeah, you're fucked.
No, I'm so fucked.
Yeah, you're fucked.
You're fucked.
Sometimes when I watch this and I see what you guys get, I'm like, oh, I want to do it.
Here's what I'll say about the garlic.
I'm going to respect you more if you really go for it.
If you try and hide it and only use a tiny bit, I'm going to be like, well, you don't
make like a chocolate cake with garlic.
Yeah.
This is making a chocolate cake.
I believe in you.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh.
Yeah.
A cornbread.
A cornbread is basically a cake.
We have to know it's in there.
It's just egg!
It's literally egg.
It's kind of hard, because I can't say too much.
You guys have five, we'll give you seven minutes of plan.
So go to your stations for planning, not grabbing any ingredients.
You have seven minutes of plan, use your notebooks.
Tricia will go around to collect phones as well as make sure chats are off your screens and
And everyone at home you'll watch a video on how to make a cute little fun fettie
Fun fettie barbie cake
Hey, baby, it's cake day. You all know it was coming. We're gonna start with our flour our baking cutter and our salt
Of course a little bit of soda mix those all together
We're gonna do a separate bowl of our wet ingredients get those combined sour cream sour cream adds moisture
You can't taste the sour cream. It just adds moisture. You can also do yogurt and then I'm gonna get our egg whites just a little fluffy over here
I'm gonna cream our butter and sugar get this nice and airy
We're adding air in a few different ways because this is a
Sprinkle or a fun Betty cake everybody's favorite. I just thought it was fun. It's one of my favorite cakes to make
We're gonna add our egg whites directly and then it's time to add half of our dry ingredients
And then half of our extra wet ingredients and then half of our dry half of our wet until it's nice and combined
And now we're ready for the star of the show the rainbow sprinkles of course add those directly in
Make sure your pans are nice and lined or greased up and fill up your pans our bakers usually make a mistake by
Using too big of pans. Hopefully they don't do that today throw them in your oven while they're in the oven
I'm gonna make our buttercream super simple buttercream recipe here. I use a pound of butter
I don't know what to tell you frosting is not good for you eight cups of powdered sugar get those added
I kind of just add powdered sugar until it's a consistency and a taste that I like so you don't
want to use a full eight cups some people go up to 10 cups some people use six cups whatever you
like it's kind of personal preference at our salt and our vanilla I added a little bit of milk because
I wanted it to be more fluid easier to pipe get that nice and mix until it's light and airy our
pans are out of the oven and we cooled our cake that is important here cooled our cake measured
it up for our Barbie this was purely for height but you know you can leave some of your cake
tops on because why not build this up with some buttercream sandwich that like
the happiest little Oreo you've ever had in your life get that nice and stacked
do some carving and I'll let you just enjoy some nice little cake decorating
decoration time now I went with a very pretty and vintage and blue you know we
have to keep it on brand we made a cute little Cinderella cake I did make I'm
breaking the fourth wall here I made a crazy mistake you should never put
this in while your cake is still frozen or too cold I did look at me
it should not be this hard. The reason you don't want to do that is because it can crack your cake.
Anyway, get to decorating.
Here she is in all of her glory. Just a gorgeous little Barbie cake.
Surely nothing will be cursed today. Let's see what our bakers have for us.
For the sake of everyone's success, I'll tell you guys one thing for everybody once.
For your success, I don't give you guys very many tips, however this is one.
With your cake pans.
I do want you to at least have a cake to build and decorate, so don't fill them all the way up, okay?
The less you fill them the quicker they're going to bake. So for your own your own chance of making a steak, a
stacked barbeque cake, don't fill them all the way up.
I would go halfway. You could even go like a little less than half. That'll cook them quicker.
So just trying to, that there's my little help. Um
And then and then what we're gonna do and this is to the viewers and to Keem because this is my first time having like
Professionals as judges which is so exciting. We love this
so what we're gonna do is
Once they start you guys will follow the chaos for a little bit and then we'll bring you over to the judges table
Where we'll tell you what we would make with each of these ingredients, which will be really fun
And then we'll send you back into the chaos the judges will roam and we'll have a good time
You guys will of course be able to vote for 15 more minutes after the 90s, so
So he's already
So we'll see how it goes, but I hope you're having such a good time some big shout out please please
Do me a favor and go go to Josh's and Trevor's like Instagrams and comment on them and be like
I loved you on master Baker because they are way out of our league to be here as judges
so please make them feel so special and so flattered and thank you guys for
watching I'm so happy you guys have enjoyed Master Baker this season it means
the world to me so yeah okay let's see they've got two and a half more minutes of
planning
What is sugar?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's going on here today?
Wait a minute, that's what I was looking for.
I've got something I wanted to ask you.
I'm gonna just pass it in.
I'm gonna eat it.
No, but I just...
I chew for certain things you need to eat.
I'm gonna chop you up butter first.
I'm gonna eat my sugar.
I just don't know in which word to do it.
Does that matter?
You're still going to shoot, you're still going to shoot.
There's a little bit of sugar here, but not now, you've got it.
Oh, so I have mayo, which has eggs and salt in it, so I shouldn't do eggs and salt.
Okay.
And then dry it.
You're dry, you're dry ingredients, you know what?
Sugar so far.
And flagger, obvious.
Obviously, the obvious dry ingredients are powerless.
You're marvelous!
You give me nothing!
Every day, woman!
Seriously!
I look at you for comfort and for validation.
My autism finally
Because we know that I don't know what's quite anymore
not even not even a week or a
single blink I
Guess I guess I'm just a crappy
Are we here yes or no?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Good, that's good.
All right so look, I've gathered.
Let's lock in bro.
Let's lock in.
We're gonna have to close the crunch.
I think I need water.
Water?
I got some off Chad.
Chad's turned off.
I need butter. I don't know how much butter I need though. I'm not sure how much butter
Maybe like some things, a butter maybe?
Can you do butter and oil?
Is that like a thin shot?
Okay, what?
Boom!
I think I'm gonna do two of them hoes.
I think I'm gonna do two of them butters.
Okay.
I'm not gonna do it.
I don't need a recipe for that.
I'm not gonna do it!
Alright, take care!
I'm not just gonna take a nap.
Yes ma'am, I got...
90 minutes!
We just have to break it!
A barbie cake!
Your time starts now!
Okay, how do you break it?
Oh my God!
How are we going to put the barbeque in?
What are we going to put in there while it's being baked?
How are we going to put the barbeque inside?
Can't you see?
Is this something I could put in the middle while it's being baked?
Barbeque all the way down?
It takes the barbeque and it's going to melt. It's classic.
How did she get in there?
Oh!
I could take her legs off and just sit on the top.
She don't got her legs on.
Oh!
I'm not looking up what's first, but like,
don't show it over here, man.
Don't bring it over here.
How do I put a Barbie in a cake?
That's going to be horrible.
With the Barbie in it.
That's like shells in the paint.
Thanks all, bro.
Oh my God.
I'm doing that then.
I'll do it later.
It's actually like maybe
it might be the most unpleasant
texture in all of the game.
No shells in the cake.
Uh, have it flavored.
Wait, I don't think, I don't think...
What happened?
Who did that to you guys?
Okay, let's do...
I didn't go live chat.
I
Do some sugar this isn't a butter. I
Don't know
I'll put some oil in that shit
No, no
We gonna do
Let's do some sugar and actually weigh our shit chat. Let's do regular sugar
Powdered sugar didn't really do what we wanted it to do.
Let's do one cup of sugar.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sabotaging today, you know?
I'm turning everybody's temperatures up to 500.
I'm doing a fucking good place to blow up.
We need extra ingredients.
Of course.
Get your glasses.
And napkins, wash my hands, I've got some gloves, you need to help.
Is this too much?
What do you mean, ooh?
Hey, where about that mayonnaise cake?
Fuck.
What the hell is this?
Um, okay.
That's much of here.
What is that cutie?
Like, honest to God, you can't help me.
Oh, like, am I...
Ew.
Um, do I just mix that?
Do I just...
Bro, I feel ha...
Chad, I'm stuck.
You're totally, totally stuck.
No, you can't.
I'm stuck what I do at this point
What do I do at this point? Do I start mixing it?
I'll be back
Get out of my kitchen
What? That just makes like the fucking...
The fuck?
I go live, we locked in and chat. Let me get some of these.
Let me get...
Let me get one of these real quick.
You got the idea?
Yeah.
How that girl is going.
Thanks man.
I'm gonna just mash it up.
I'm just mash it up
It's not worth the check
Know what chat
We're putting it up in here off the rip just like that we're not even mixing it
we're not even mixing it I don't care bro I don't care we're putting in there
off the rip
Us
W's in chat
I think eggs go next, right, no?
Do the eggs go next?
I'm going to do two eggs in there.
Get off my fucking shit.
Just crack two eggs in there real quick.
I know this crazy around out chat, I know. Chill. Chill.
Chill.
I know this crazy you have to trust me
You have to trust me
No a chip fell in there. Oh a corn filling
What I do
Oh
Got it. All right, so I turn it back on here
Oh shit, yeah, let's whip up whip up. Yeah, let's whip up. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
Yes.
I think we're on the right track.
Wait, I need more.
I'm making a cake.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, I need more, bro.
I'm making like a big ass cake, we don't need more.
All right, I need paper.
We'll wash my hands real quick.
As you know, when I wash my hands, yeah.
Let's do that again.
Let's do another.
I'm gonna eat oh shit as flour my sugar at us
Big-ass cake
Us
Do two cups so three cups total us and we're gonna do more butter than chat. We'll need more butter
We need more butter.
Yeah, we're cooking.
We're cooking.
God damn.
We're locked in today trying to play no games.
Understand what I'm saying?
Oh, fuck.
It's gonna be the fattest cake ever.
Go some more in here.
Probably got a little bit more butter in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yeah.
I just did it.
Ossidate, Ossidate wash his hands.
We need you wash your hands.
I wash them in the bathroom.
Was that before or after I see you digging in your booty
over in the corner over there?
us, us
watch this chat
watch this shit
why do you like macaroni and cheese?
wait
fuck
Wait, fuck.
Fuck.
Huh?
What's my fault?
Dwarly!
Have fun, buddy.
I'm good, gangster.
Nah, I'm good, gangster.
Oh, shit. Yeah, you're okay going to be heavenly.
You got mad eggs in there. I don't know if I need more.
We didn't even throw in any liquid yet, for real.
Besides, yoke.
Hey, y'all going to sit here and watch this spin?
I'm gonna run to wash my hands, you understand what I'm saying?
I'll be back.
I'm gonna slow it down, I'm gonna slow it down.
Okay, chat.
I think we put some milk in this right?
Milk and some vanilla?
Like, I don't know how much milk though.
Is that good?
Is that not enough?
Put a dash of this in there?
I think you're gonna eat this shit though.
I ain't put no flour yet though Chad.
I don't know why I'm supposed to do that.
Fuck. I can't open this fucking vanilla.
Fuck.
Us. Us. Us. Us.
Can I bitch on real quick?
What's up?
What do you make?
I'm making a Barbie cake.
What's in your cake?
What's in my cake?
What's in my cake is materials to make
cake that everybody knows.
Like eggs,
milk,
flour,
uh,
Barbie ball.
I gotta use cinnamon toast crunch.
Flour, if I didn't say sugar.
Sandman toast crunch, vanilla extract, and yeah.
And I don't know how to make icing.
I don't fucking know.
Is there icing like bottles that we could just use?
We don't figure it out along the way.
A name for the cake.
The name for the cake is the yuck cake.
Cause when you taste it, you're gonna say yuck
because it's so goddamn good.
Ha ha.
You hear that, son of a?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We whipping that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
That's what, that's what flour in there now, Chuck?
It's looking kinda good, is it?
Do I do like a flower now?
Oh, should I put bacon soda in this?
Like a little bit?
Child, I don't know, bro.
Do I put like a bacon soda?
Can I taste it at this point?
What is that piece of butter doing there again?
Oh my god.
What?
She's been spinning around this whole time?
Get your ass down there and die.
Fuck, let me taste this, though.
Mmm!
That shit was actually pretty good.
Yo, that shit was busting.
Yo, W Chefs in the chat.
I don't know what y'all typing but W. Shesson the motherfuckin' chat, we're gonna cane.
They're gonna fuck cane in this bitch.
Look at that butter up, bruh.
Yo, there's a block of butter in there somewhere, gang.
I hope it's melted.
Bro, why's it not fucking dying?
There's like blocks, clumps of butter.
That put too much butter?
No.
Is this just because too much butter just...
No.
That's like...
Yes.
That's like...
And then what you like to do?
There's like clumps of butter in my shit.
How do I get it like...
Yeah.
Fuck.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
We gotta go some flour in here, I think.
Yeah.
How much flour are you thinking, chat?
How much flour are you thinking?
I got one cup of flour. You think one would be good?
You think one?
Oh, this kid's f***ing tight.
He's so slimy.
Why you all shitting a little?
What the f*** are you doing?
He's so tall.
He's so f***ing tall.
I was thinking...
You need the legs to sit out on top.
Don't show them that.
Don't show the other side.
Let them figure it out.
You know what I'm f***ing homies?
I got you, I got you.
I got you. I got you.
I gotta build trust in him.
You got to.
So let's do like two cups of flour, bro.
Like two cups of flour.
Hey, judge.
Can I tell you about that frosting so far?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I started off with butter and sugar.
Okay, that's a good start.
I started with that shit up.
I put it in there.
And then I want the eggs.
OK.
And then I want the eggs.
OK.
And then I put some vanilla extract.
Boom, boom, boom.
And now I think it's time for the flour.
And you can powder.
You can make the powder with cake to give it like puss.
I can't stir it in pastures.
I can't explicitly enter any questions.
So I'm going to do it.
OK.
I'll say I'm impressed.
That's far.
OK.
Do you know what it's called when you whiskey, butter,
and sugar together?
Oh, creaming.
Creaming.
Actually, yeah.
It's a creaming method.
Creaming?
You gotta cream that little bucket.
I cream it, Chad.
I cream that little bucket.
You think that I'm saying?
Oh, my god!
Sorry.
It's a big mushroom.
Whoa, butter in the pan.
Look at you go.
Awesome.
I don't know what cream in this game, I didn't cream it, I just put it together.
Bacon powder.
Maybe like a little bit of baking powder?
I don't know how much though, like a QT, baking powder will not be used as much as any of
the other proteins, right?
Like the smallest out of compared to all of them, right?
I would call it a beer.
I mean, I'm gonna use it down and out.
Hey Trevor!
What's up?
Baking powder.
If you want to ever use baking powder in anything of life,
you'll use it way less
in comparison to the other ingredients, right?
I can't answer any questions.
I just told you I couldn't answer any questions
and you were asking a question.
No, I know, I was mostly like,
what would you do if you were in your own kitchen
You're not making a cake, making any type of pastry dessert, whatever the case may be.
Um, well, I don't know, maybe this is too much for you to give me. Here's what I'll say.
Look at the sizes of the containers. How many of them are in the ingredients?
I like what you give them out. I like the texture.
Hey, John. Hey.
Let me show you what I started off with. I started off with butter and sugar.
That's a good start.
It wasn't really mixing though, so I made it mix as much as I can.
Yeah, yeah.
And then whatever.
And then I throw in some eggs.
Okay.
I throw in some eggs.
Those are all good ingredients.
And put them up.
And then now I'm thinking I throw in some flour, which is right here.
And maybe, maybe some of it, but I don't know.
I haven't used it this whole time yet.
I think.
When you say this whole time, you mean like in the whole time?
Like yesterday or the day before.
What?
You clear?
And the day before we made ice cream cookies.
I'm gonna say neither of those need baking stuff.
One of those should have had baking stuff.
I don't know.
Okay.
I say, trust your heart.
If it sounds right to you,
if you can like picture somebody in your past
or on TV going like,
I make me think that I'm adding baking stuff.
Like if that sounds right to you,
it sounds right.
It sounds right.
It's intuitive.
I think you gotta trust your gut and try it.
Okay.
I don't mean to obviously get success on it,
I think I'm a go I'm a go one table
one table food I'm gonna one table food
We got a bug on us!
So, there's a bug!
There's a bug in this shit!
Here's a bug in this shit!
Ew!
Eww!
Let's go, man!
Stop spinning!
You got nice rotation drink run a level
Okay, I don't like the flower flying all over the place. Yes, I'm nice control. You like chaos
We like to control chaos kind of despise myself a little bit. Yes
They take us this is raising in my name, but I'm a controlled rage. I'm not out of control really that's the shit
Yes, I'm not gonna hear
You like to talk about
We're staying to ourself I didn't write nothing yesterday
What do I do from here?
Wait, after I mix it...
Do I taste it?
I'm not trolling.
This is good icing.
I mean, this is good.
I could eat this, bro.
Everything needs to be mixed a little bit more maybe.
And this is the thing is over mixing.
Piece of shit.
I missed just one more big one.
One more big one.
I think that's good.
This is actually good.
I can eat that shit.
You think we're, you think we're good, chef?
I think we're good.
Oh, she's actually making carrot cake, that's disgusting.
Carrot cake is fucking nasty.
Let's get some shapers.
Can you bake it in here?
That's very impressive.
This is yours? That's very impressive.
Are you ready?
Come, let's go.
Do you want to die?
I'm enraged.
Wait, so how are you going to use the garlic?
I don't know.
Don't worry about good spots.
Yeah, what the hell is that?
You know what that way hold on, I don't even think we're doing too great
How much milk did you use? In my what? In your batter
That's the one thing how we didn't really focus on chat
I just helped you broke the party leg for you.
You gave Austin marshmallows.
You're, well I have to do what I gotta do.
He's below me.
He's below you.
You're ahead of Austin.
I think if he didn't do the trauma story,
he would be a problem.
Okay, hold on, let me check your eyes out of here.
Hershey's ass, Hershey's ass.
Hershey's ass.
No, it's not even that bad.
Here's mine, here's mine.
Oh!
D.C.?
That's what I'm thinking.
Why?
Why's it choking?
Stop, stop.
It's great.
You're lying.
You're guessing it.
That shit tastes good as fuck.
No, wait five seconds.
Wait five seconds.
What?
To the willow.
To the willow?
Huh?
Yo, yo, yo, no, no, no.
She's trying to trick me.
I put a more milk.
Chill, she's lying.
I'm high to ask she tastes better than I was born.
I'm telling you.
You think that's enough milk or more?
She's lying.
How do we get rid of the trunk?
I don't know.
Oh, I wish I did.
I just wish I didn't have a wife.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
Back in the day, I don't know if they still have it.
When you have two of them,
I don't know when my mom's gonna take shit,
like brownie and shit,
she used to have, like, big brrrrr Sterling like that,
but she would hold it.
Brrrrrrrр Arrenched Gas,
actually it cracked,
Or there's an extinct...
Did you wear ear嘉데?
Let me see if it's- Is it too runny now?
Probably a little bit more.
I don't want it to be too runny.
I see.
I'm not putting no more milk.
No more milk, bro.
I see people getting stuff in the oven.
I'm going to sabotage.
When I go to sabotage, you're switching on anything.
I'm going to turn the shit up to 500 degrees.
This is what I'm going to do, I think we're good, I think we're good and it's time to
get our bowls, we're going to shape it with this chef, we're going to shape it with this,
Oh, what if it gets stuck in the oven and I can't lift it out?
Do that Pam spray?
Would Pam spray be good?
Does this work?
I'll show you the oil.
I don't want it to fry.
Check this.
Oh my God, it's looking way more grainier.
Way more better.
It's looking way better.
This is way better, bro.
I might go with Pam.
I might be retarded.
Is this only for like pops?
Fuck, I'm the retard.
It is whatever.
It was a little grimy. It was a little chunky.
It was a little like punky, so I added a little bit more milk, I don't know if that was the
issue, but it tastes good, like the better taste.
Say it again, you got a taste, you got a taste, you got a taste?
Yeah, uh, I mean, I don't know if you want to use this, uh, let me get you a spoon.
Let's see if we can actually...
I'm crossing now.
I'm not expecting that.
Anna.
That's right.
Yeah, I see what you mean, it separated a little bit.
Did that happen? So what's actually separating is like the fat.
I'm gonna go into this but she's gonna do it.
She's even fly with it. This isn't gonna be a shh.
I'm not giving him anything, bro.
Goddamn, bro.
Help me out here, bro.
Fuck.
I might-
Oh.
Is it too wide?
But it might be a little too chunky too.
Oh, I'd definitely put too much flour just now.
Oh, I'm a fuck-up.
Oh, OK.
OK.
So what flavor is our almond toast powder?
Um, cinnamon.
What are you using in your cake?
I also use the cinnamon toast powder like a crumble on top.
Cool.
That's what I was going to do.
That's cool.
Is that wrong?
I think it's a cool idea.
Yeah!
But I think like, what's in the cement house crying?
Milk?
I put milk, I put only milk!
I put hella milk already!
Tooties!
Milk!
Crunch!
Bread!
No!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you talking about?
You're confusing me!
Get away from me!
What I wish you'd do
would be to add cinnamon into his batter.
Or also, if you took the milk, he's already adding milk.
If you put your cinnamon toast in the milk
and then use the cereal milk in your thing.
All right, one, one.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna make cereal.
I already put milk in it, though.
What if I put the milk as like cereal milk,
like cinnamon milk?
I just put cinnamon in there.
Will it do the same thing?
Now look at it, y'all.
Yeah, you just put cinnamon in there.
You're sure?
Did you miss the audience?
I just put cinnamon in there?
Should I really freaking, I might just put cinnamon in there,
gang.
This is happening.
Oh, can you see?
OK, so where are you hiding your phone?
I think that's me.
Gotta take the top off. I don't know how much to put in there though.
Oh!
Oh, I don't eat too much.
I think there's some cinnamon in there.
Hope you're happy, Judy.
There's not any bus.
Alright, I think we're good.
Okay, I think it's time. Us.
Us.
The powder just fell in.
No, no, no, no, what is that?
What is that?
What just happened?
What the hell was that?
Where did that shit come from?
The powder from the sides.
It's a lot worse than shit from the sides.
Get in there.
I'm going to mix it one more time.
Actually good as hell, actually good, actually tastes good.
I'm positive I'm positive is it too thick though
you think this is too thick this is too thick bloody more milk it might be too
thick bro might be a little bit too thick oh sh!t
come on come on come on come on
fuck fuck yeah
2T hop with his back on
oh yeah
yeah us
All the way.
All right.
Right there.
Oh, right there.
Little bit more milk.
I'm trying to make it perfect though.
No we good, we good, we good.
How long is cake supposed to be in the oven for?
Alright, I think we're good.
Time to speed run.
It might be a little thick. Oh, y'all can't see, muscle.
Thick. Oh, y'all can't see, muscle.
Still thick, bro. It's still thick, but it's okay.
Buttercream?
There's two of their, like,
I feel like I know it sounds weird,
but like we're gonna create the salt.
Yeah.
It's, uh, still, it's, it's granulated.
Fuck, bro.
I didn't use this.
Okay.
Yeah.
Can you bring me a spoon?
Thanks, buddy
Well, I'll do what I had to do bro
You watch it granulated like that
Awesome what you doing?
I'm making this, uh, fuck.
Crossing now.
I'm gonna turn some heat up over there.
I'm gonna stop, stop.
Wait, I didn't, fuck.
Did I sauce up this one? I didn't sauce up this one.
My fucking stupid ass.
I'm doing this.
Hey, don't talk about my friend.
I'm dumb. I'm a dummy.
I didn't put the Pam spray in this one, bro.
Oh, we're good.
Yeah.
Oh wait, hold on, we got time.
Come on, fucking chat like a fuck.
Wait, hold on, chat.
We got time. We said 52 minutes, huh?
How long?
20 minutes?
I think it's like 20 minutes?
20 minutes?
Right?
So let it!
Right? Jesus Christ.
Oh, fuck.
I'm getting another one.
the one at the 20 minute mark I'm gonna start checking it and shit
and
Oh, it's hot.
Can I get my water?
I've got a water.
Is it, is this water?
What?
What in the f-
What the f-
Is that-
Yeah, that's calm.
No, are you struggling with me?
No.
It actually tastes like um, we going for?
Cinnamon toast crunch?
Yeah, like the cinnamon, the vanilla, the sweet, the good.
Be a lot of me.
I'm serious.
Okay, okay.
You're gonna win.
Thank you.
I don't remember which one is my cake.
It's the little fuck.
This is my cake right now.
Let's take a look.
Mine looks pretty good.
It's starting to look pretty good, I think, actually.
We'll leave it in there for about 45 more minutes.
It should be perfect.
Now whose cake is this? Look at this.
Who in the fuck?
I don't know whose cake that is, but they're not paying attention.
Hey, whoever's cake's in here looks like it's got about 20 more minutes or so.
Right here.
I'm gonna get a bowl put him on.
Oh, okay.
I need... I need more bowls.
You know, they would never know.
Fuckin' niggas.
Fuck them.
Alright, let's get the boat, we need to stop talking about it.
We need to stop talking about it.
Let's make some icing, baby.
Let's make some more fucking icing, baby.
I don't give a fuck, man.
We're crashing out.
I don't give a fuck, okay?
How you doing icing?
Butter again?
How do you make icing?
Just a butter?
Let's get some butter.
What is that?
Oh, you're getting freaky with your shit, okay?
You're getting freaky with your shit.
Let me...
You make your icing already?
I did it, I don't know how to make icing.
I'm gonna assume it's powdered sugar. Maybe. Maybe.
This looks like it can be the same ingredients I use for the cake. Right?
I guess we're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.
What's going on?
I'm dying out.
Stupid hours.
What the fuck is this? Get your ass in there!
I'm trying to make some icing, that's a good start.
If you want, I'm going to touch.
Okay.
The butters might be a little cold.
It should be warm.
What temperature?
Yeah, so, but that's not your fault.
We left these out intentionally to try to get them room temperature.
Just know it might be a little hard at all.
Okay.
But you have the right again.
I bet.
Okay, we have the right idea chat, I think some milk would work.
Should I put a little more butter?
Oh, I'm gonna need a new one of these.
Yeah.
And a new bowl.
Right here.
My fault.
That's me. That's me.
Am I putting another butter chat?
I feel like that's a lot of sugar for not enough butter.
I don't know.
What are they doing?
I don't know.
What else would I need for cream?
For icing.
Is it like ice cream?
Ice cream means whipping cream or some shit.
Is that the same for icing though?
I don't know if that's the same for icing.
Thank you.
I'm assuming it's whipping cream?
I think this time we have extra time to let the case chill somewhere, but the frosting on is the frosting with the melt on it.
They're talking about whipping cream and shit.
I'm gonna add a little bit more butter, no cap, just a little bit, just a little bit,
just a little bit, just a little bit, just start doing a little song.
Hey, I'm about to make my cream, right?
And I'm actually stuck between using milk
or whipping cream,
because when I was making ice cream,
there was a whole thing like,
yo, cream, whipping cream, and shit like that.
I don't know if that's the same.
So I'm gonna conundrum.
So I just try both to see which one come out better.
You used a phrase where you said,
you said, I'm making my cream right now.
And then you asked the question,
should I use milk or cream?
I'm making my icing, I mean, I'm making my icing.
But I guess there's some people who have like a whipped cream I think I can be a thing.
I don't...
I'll stop. I mean I'm gonna stop the euphisms.
Don't put that, I'm gonna stop the euphisms.
Don't put that, like...
Don't put what?
Don't put that.
This?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you just...
Yeah, I would say if you're...
Yeah, don't worry.
You're not gonna eat that.
Oh, for sure.
Never even let us into something solid.
Milk is just your state, though.
Alright, here's milk.
Hi, here's milk.
I'm just gonna give you some calories, get your energy up.
I'm just gonna reset your palate, you know, for when you guys get to taste.
Oh, that should be good for me.
Oh, I'll be back.
Go check.
I'm sorry I'm gonna say the same thing to Emma.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
Should we have more?
What?
There's no more cream?
What are you doing?
I drank it.
You want some baby?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Which one was ours?
Top or bottom?
Do you know?
You don't remember which one your cake was?
I feel like that.
Which one is yours?
I think yours is the one that's almost exploding out of there.
I don't know why I like that.
Um, there's no more whipping cream?
Fuck!
Hey guys!
Paul, he almost beat me to spill the baby's hand.
I need a-
What would you do in this situation if you ran out of whipping cream?
Oh!
Okay, okay.
There's no more whipping cream.
Okay.
Well, that is-
What about whipping cream?
There's no more whipping cream.
Let me see, Trisha, do you have more whipping cream?
Okay.
I think now now it might be your only that's my only option
Thing right there that that would really be a friend I say scared. Yeah, but it's not good. That's not gonna be liquidy enough
I always add notes to Losing Something.
I think cinnamon roll with apricot frostings is a really wonderful play.
That's true.
Cinnamon roll.
That's true.
Yeah, that's all the flavors I'm playing with.
A good thing about think cheese, too, is it's going to have a stabilizing effect.
You know what I mean?
The crucian cream cheese is going to have different risks.
You don't run the risk of the same risk with cream cheese.
It can be sabotaging.
It's reasonable to create it.
What do you know about that?
I feel like you're sabotaging me.
Why would we sabotage? We both did.
I didn't really develop to report on it.
I just bit through some things.
Do you often not trust people?
I often trust people.
I learned I can't trust people.
I don't know who to believe.
You guys don't need any sabotaging.
You'll just be not fun friends.
We want to eat something edible and it takes me a great long time.
Yeah, stop talking waves.
You want to push you in that direction as much as we can.
Okay, thank you.
We're allowed to.
Okay, thanks.
I've seen Emily getting a little help over there before.
So I'm just inquiring at the same time.
You're giving her no help here and whatever he's doing.
Oh my God, he made a cake.
Yeah.
Let's see what it's looking like.
I'm about to get a splash of milk chat.
I'm not going to splash of milk in here.
And the best part about this is that you can taste it at any point.
And if it isn't as sweet as you want it to be, what do you do?
Oh, a splash.
A little splash.
You definitely need more powder for that.
It's very light, so you kind of need to use way more of it than you think.
That's baking soda.
I had no baking soda, trust.
I had to one cup.
Thank you, judges. You all are my father-best judges that come across here.
My favorite judges
That's why I think it's up in that 500 right now.
He's a shit.
Sorry, we're not for that.
Now we're not for that.
We're just going to go up into the roof.
Yeah.
Look, see?
We're going to go up into the roof.
We're going to go down into the roof.
Let me know.
Oh, salt.
oh salt, salt be good in the icing?
a little bit more cream cheese in there
I got some vanilla in there too before I taste it, no cap
oh wow
Oh, it's that 500. They peeped it. They peeped it. Oh, no.
Put it over here.
Make sure it's going up!
Who turned up? Fight up him!
It was definitely a raise.
No time!
Oh, that's devastating.
No, we're going to make it worse.
Ah.
I might add cinnamon crunches in there.
Would that be crazy?
I might need a little bit of vanilla, a little bit more vanilla, us, and then I might crunch
up some cinnamon tough crunch and dish it in there.
Oh my God.
But I don't know, what, I don't know, if it's enough, fuck up, look.
I want to turn it to like a US.
Like I really want the icing like a US.
Feel me like a US.
Like a US.
Feel me?
You know me?
I feel us icing.
This could actually taste good.
I might throw a little bit more in there.
Not too much maybe.
I might throw a little bit more in there.
I'm gonna go check on my cake.
They don't know who's who. They don't know who's me.
Let's taste it.
I know my leg my hand was just affected with too much cinnamon
Oh a pinch of salt could go a long way there a pinch of salt could go a long way
there. Like a pinch of it.
Alright, I switched fingers. Stop being weird. I'll never double dip.
Uh, I thought I needed to do it again.
Now what the hell is that?
You've covered the most ground in this competition, right?
It's like doing a soccer match. They have the trappers up like how the ball goes around, you know?
I have the solution, it's in your head.
I'll try to figure it out.
Do we have any tinfoil?
Who's in a bottle of tinfoil?
Are you the bottle of tinfoil?
I'll give you the very bottom!
Oh, fuck.
What did you do?
Yes.
Hi, Gola.
Hi.
Hi, Shreston.
How did you catch the bus?
You're all crazy stuff.
Wait, fuck. I need to put the phone down.
Oh.
I don't need to take it.
I don't need to what?
What's happening?
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy, uh, yeah.
Why'd I do that?
That was, uh, Christina cake.
Yeah, so.
Wait, how'd it happen?
Well, it's something that happens to the mess.
What?
What happened?
I will say both of your cakes
are wildly different textures, though.
That one is so hard.
This is a cake.
That's a cake.
That's not cooking, but the top is burnt.
The inside's not.
Why is that?
Is it too hot?
This is an old family trick.
Did somebody give you that idea?
No, no, no, no, no.
I grew up around a lot of bakers.
Let me get the knife in the bag.
And my name's over here.
She said Austin, when in doubt,
put foil on top of it.
That's Jesus.
Is that what I'm saying?
She said put foil on top of it.
The lousy stopper.
Wait, that's not, no.
Superb.
Yours is the one.
No, I promise you it's one of a lot.
I'm on every piece of one of a lot.
I know for a fact, I said it, I had it in my mouth.
I said it out loud.
Yours smells like cinnamon.
Fuck!
Why am I that happy?
Wait, you're kidding me?
Wait, it was just all in the middle.
That makes no sense.
What?
Wait, does it smell like cinnamon?
That smells like cinnamon?
Yeah, it's straight up, it's like that's crazy, okay.
I smell like no cinnamon.
What?
How many cents are put at the bottom?
What?
No, we have it, we're on an impasse.
Somebody check the bar.
Shouldn't turn up there, somebody read this out there.
I didn't turn it up.
Oh, you sure it's that 500 or something?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's what you did to me yesterday.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Colton, check the bar.
I can't do it.
You can't set up.
Oh, thank you so much.
No.
Where's salt?
That should be at your station, right?
No, that's fine.
Am I not?
It doesn't have to be.
I don't think that is good.
A lot of love.
A lot of family kitchen is
relaxing, waiting for it to cook.
I still feel pretty confident.
I think the story is gonna sell.
Is this ass?
You know, I...
No, the judge was laughing crazy at you.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
I think you were making more lab...
I think you have a...
You know what I mean?
No, I was like, why the fuck is it all jiggly and shit?
I didn't say it. That wasn't what I was saying.
I didn't say it.
Okay.
I was just saying it was finished. I was checking it.
So, what are you doing?
If you're just checking it, why is it still on?
I thought it was a little fucked up!
No, no, no! What the fuck?
I thought you cooked the cake!
If it's not done yet, why is it still on?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I open it to check.
And my doll's sort of laughing.
Like, yo, what the fuck is that?
I've been laughing at everyone.
I'm not even fucked up!
We're in a silly mood.
Mother, every second of the day, I'm going to show cooking for the love of God!
I will say a unique thing has happened to your other cake in there because of all this.
There's 30 minutes left on the time. You're not even gonna have a cake done, bro!
What the hell has happened to the second one?
Yeah.
Oh my god, this is crazy.
So explain what happens when you eat all these ingredients.
I don't know.
I'm not going to go awesome, I'm just eating all these ingredients.
They didn't fall in because all of that kinetic energy built up on it rising.
And also, I'm guessing the cake batter was too liquidy.
So that's why it's such a dramatic fall.
Because the gluten structures weren't there to be able to over-try.
Something's not right
Looking at that is that my cake no one has the bar
No, okay, that's his cake, that's all we got to know, is this cake?
That's good.
What happened?
Would it close if we good?
Everything good?
We have 30 minutes.
What's this?
Is everything good?
Bet.
We have 30 minutes.
What's this?
That's what made up the world around us.
I did put mine under someone's bottom up that's his I put it under
Show me again. Show me again.
My mom's not third row, bro. That's third row. Honestly.
There's four rows, right? I don't know. I'm pretty sure my mom's not third row here.
So, yeah, I think that's it.
We got some whipped cream, I mean some...
You made the frosting together before.
Yeah, taste that frosting. Wait, let me taste it.
I'll wait until I judge the taste.
I can bring you the frosting, uh, QT?
Okay.
No cap.
But I gotta wait for my cake to bake for real.
Um...
I'm being open.
So the only way that rage could get that cake to bake right now is to scoop some of that
batter out into a thin can, like I said from the beginning, and feeling he wasn't listening.
And then there's a chance of getting that to bake.
Otherwise, he is going to have soup with, what are we at, 25 minutes left?
It's hard!
It's hard. This is actually the hardest look. My cake looks dumb as fuck.
Oh really?
Yeah, my cake looks stupid.
Is it even uh...
It's cooking and it's like...
...
There's his ass water.
Oh, it's still in the oven.
How do people color their icing?
Use blue color, but I don't know how to even make icing.
Fuck.
I'm not gonna sprinkle, that's not a pink color.
Goat shimmer though.
I can't work.
Would you put the goat shimmer and mix it in,
or would you sprinkle it on top?
What?
It's a lot!
Okay, true that it is.
That's actually...
I can't even run a career.
Yes, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Seven times.
Dude, this kid...
There's got to be some kind of rule on this.
Better not do your shit.
Yeah, but now, better not do your shit.
No, I'm going to slide.
Bro, the question is...
Let me get a can of everything.
Hold on, hold my oven.
Hey, whoa, what's the line?
Hold my oven.
Why does he boil?
Yeah, no, that isn't interesting.
But I don't know why.
I've frankly never seen it.
Um, it hurts.
It's not going!
What's happening?
That's something I've never seen before.
I think my case time to come out.
That wasn't as bad as we did doing it.
But it's like the amount of fire that's going to touch it.
Is it okay to touch this with mitts?
Yeah.
You're using the wrong socket.
Yeah, I'm good.
Chad, you think I should mix this in it or just bring it on top?
Yes, this please.
Actually, let me move this.
I'm going to keep this here for a while.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
It smells good.
Dude, what?
How did he make a volcano?
I've actually never seen that. Have you ever seen that?
That's crazy.
He filled his batter up to the top.
Oh, it's all the cleaning of...
Is my cake cooked?
Where do I go from here?
Alright, Gio, talk to the main people.
Just for like the hot side.
And he took it out in the middle of the plate.
Yeah.
You didn't manage to create a volcano.
You got a volcano, volcano Barbies?
Oh my god.
So did you, look over at the beginning of the street
when I said, hey guys, I'm going to give you
one tip of advice today.
What was it?
Oh, oh, oh, I don't know, what was it?
That's awesome.
Wait, there was a lot of tips you gave, but I was right.
It was to fill your batter at most halfway.
You could even do a four, if I said.
Oh, the thing, oh yeah, oh no, no.
It was like half but it rolled to hell.
My shit was low, my shit was low.
How much bacon soda did you use?
Uh, a teaspoon?
One?
How much bacon powder?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
Can we go back to the-
No, really, really, bacon powder.
It was like bacon powder.
Ray, you said teaspoon?
Or what's the other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Table spoon.
Yeah, a table spoon.
Oh, it's supposed to be a teaspoon.
Well, how many teaspoons are in a table spoon?
Oh, shit, it's supposed to be a table spoon.
And do you remember how many table spoons
you were trying to add?
At first I was like, is it one or two?
Let me just do one.
Okay.
So I did one table spoon.
I first heated one.
Did you and I had one?
No, I had one.
And it wasn't even filled to the top.
It was like halfway.
I was like, yeah, it should be little.
I thought my shirt was gonna be little.
And I said, boom.
Well, we'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
It takes good, I promise you.
Okay.
I'm a Barbie in there.
I'm gonna figure it out.
You got a sort of Barbie to sit in like a kind of both the fake hotdog.
Is your frosting ready?
Yeah, it's whipped up.
Okay, well at least it's that.
Oh, hopefully I did that right.
It's the cinnamon touch crunch.
So I put some cinnamon in there and the icing is a bunch of crunchy cinnamon.
It's going to be drizzled on that thing.
Wow.
So you put the cinnamon touch crunch, the cinnamon touch crunch, into the icing.
Yeah, perfect.
That crushed it up.
You kept decorating her skirt at all.
her skirts.
Yeah, because remember, it's a Barbie cake.
Yeah, it's like a hoop, like sort of like a hoop dress.
Yeah, I had all plans of doing it.
Yeah.
What the fuck, Austin?
This nigga's naked.
What?
What happened to your character?
Someone's on the dick, clean off.
I mean, it's part of the story.
Nobody's even gonna take a picture of me.
I don't know what to do about Frosemme having a breakdown.
Oh God.
I might just have to wait for the whipping cream, so I know how to do it.
Ah!
Okay.
We'll see.
I need more, I need more, what should we color it?
Fuck, chat, well fuck, I need more icing, do I need more frosting?
I'm doing something over there I'm scared I might do brown food coloring or something
Is this full power?
Negro.
Is it crazy?
I might get checked this fucking time.
Oh my fault.
I don't know how to shut the fuck up.
Oh my God.
Oh my f*** that f*** might be burnt.
Somebody check this shit's ready.
Do you see this motherfucker?
Why do you laugh like that bro?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's just a funny shit.
She did it.
How do you check if it's cooked?
Well, I think you might want to stick like a toothpick or a knife in this thing.
Just see if it comes out wet.
I want it to come out of the pan.
It's just in the middle.
You made a bowl.
Yeah, so that's yeah.
It's a little cooked. It's a little cooked though.
I will say.
It's a little cooked though.
Seriously, this is going to taste weirdly delicious.
Is that cooked?
I think you just got to believe those names.
Did you come out?
I was going to believe.
Oh, you're fucked.
Oh my god.
I got a cake out of the tube.
Now look, put the UQT.
I can't tell because usually you're supposed to dip something in the center,
but it's already too down.
It's a beautiful Filipino meringue cake called a Sans Revolve.
that I think this is looking a little bit similar to you.
Is that what you're inspired by?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, Sun's Revolving.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Wonderful.
Of course, I know what a Sun's Revolve.
That's exactly what I'm aiming for.
The Sun's Revolve.
Iconic.
Yeah, Iconic.
Yeah.
You know, that's tough.
You're a sabotage.
I hope you take that into consideration.
Oh, well, I'm taking everything into consideration.
I'm, you know, I think you've seen a lot of stuff today.
If you get through the bird taste, I think it's going to taste pretty good.
I think I'd get through the birthdays.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I mean, you know, you could trim some of that bird's eye.
Yeah.
So like, I think I believe that maybe the middle,
inside, couldn't.
Would you, would you, would you cook it anymore?
At where you're at, I would get something in the freezer.
Jesus Christ.
And with this, oh my God.
Cause it, what?
Fuck.
Oh my God.
I'm sick of your laughing motherfucker.
I'm sick of that shit.
I'm sorry.
Charlie, you stopped my live all the time.
You're breaking me to ground, man.
You're creating things out of your evil.
Thank you.
Wait, why does he have a concave in the middle?
He made a hollow cage.
That shit's not ready, gang.
I think the really is what the whole thing came to the last.
Hey, does it look ready?
No.
I think I saw it.
At this point, you gotta decide if you want to think that your cake is ready or if you want to get something on a plate.
How much time do we gotta live?
15 minutes. You got 15 minutes for that to be beautiful.
I would say get it in the freezer.
I think there's gonna be parts of it in the fridge. That's crazy.
It's crazy.
That's usually there only on the sheets.
Yeah, because of an entire bunch of peanuts.
Yeah, that's never coming off.
No, that's wild.
Bro, I hate this shit.
How do we put this in the freezer?
It only doesn't just translate.
You're fucking trailblaze, you know?
Can we get this?
Huh?
Ah, okay.
Let me put it over here.
This is so good, dude.
Oh, he got kicks me inside.
Yeah, there we go.
Boom!
He was attacking.
I forgot there was an actual case.
I have an actual case.
I did a jam filter.
How did you get yours onto the plate?
I just get a collapse
Oh my god
It's over
Yes, 15 more minutes
You know the cake from Starbucks
Roll with coffee.
Coffee, gay?
Wait, I didn't use coffee. Why the fuck do you taste like coffee?
It tastes like coffee, gay.
Like ashes?
You're lying to me.
No.
I'm serious.
Yo.
Oh, come on.
This actually tastes good.
I'm not even sure, man.
Wait.
Damn.
This is good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here, come on, let me do it on this one.
If you put cinnamon to this bread,
it's like anything, it tastes good.
And anything, no, this is a fucking creation.
This is not anything.
Yo, great.
It's a coffee, it's a coffee, it's a coffee.
Yo, coffee-naked doesn't taste like coffee.
It doesn't even taste like that.
Okay, copy.
They're back.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're gonna taste them?
No, I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait.
You know what?
I'm gonna taste them.
I said it.
I think we're even doing something really special.
I'm knowing it.
I think it's actually really good.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
That's good.
What I do? What I do?
Look, yes, scrape it off.
You gotta follow your heart at this point.
Feel like at this point?
At this point, you gotta decide if you want to scrape it off or not.
Hold on to us.
Don't say it. After.
Thank you.
Don't worry about how it looks.
I'm waiting.
Hold your thoughts.
Nothing?
I don't think that didn't happen.
What are you laughing at?
I don't know what you're laughing at!
I'm sorry, I'm just not finished.
I'm sorry!
I'm just not finished!
What the fuck is happening?
No, hey.
I'm not gonna work here, though.
I'm just gonna work.
I'm not gonna work here.
I don't think that didn't happen.
I don't think that happened three days ago.
I didn't even know what you're scoring about.
I'm just here.
Dad, here is making my frosting.
Waiting to get soft medium heat.
He's actually an idiot, he's actually an idiot.
No, I haven't tasted it yet.
That's good.
Wait, why is it good?
Why is it good?
I don't know, I would eat that. It tastes like coffee.
Oh my God.
Yeah, no coffee.
Oh my God.
It's like the pastry or whatever.
Yes, yes, yes.
Put it like a little bad.
Uh-huh.
I'm just gonna get it out and I'm gonna take it off.
I'm gonna take it off.
Yeah, I'm really, yeah, I just...
It's good, man.
Whoa, it looks good.
I can't drop my fingers at all.
Chat is loaded for half 15 extra minutes.
You get 15 extra minutes.
Yes!
Yes, okay.
Chat loaded.
Okay, thank you, chat, I like, I'm just...
Oh my.
I thought we were interrupting.
We're interrupting.
Oh.
I'll be honest with you, this cake is good.
It tastes like coffee. It's really coffee.
I can't stop eating. I can't stop eating.
No.
It's good.
Oh, jeez.
Hold on, what?
We got extra 15, so what will be at my house?
You're at 25 minutes.
Good luck out there.
Do we have a water bottle?
Okay, now you think that you're going to water her at your state?
Not today. Thank you.
It's covered in Boston.
That's okay, right? Appreciate it.
Thank you.
So are you going to decorate?
Yeah, so I think chopping bison, so this is what book all right?
Yeah, put it in the process, learning about it.
And so what can happen is that there's too much of one of those things all at one time
than it breaks, it's overloaded.
So what you need to do is figure out how to get the correct amount of things in there.
Ah, something?
Fuck it.
Oh, so TF is cooked.
TF is cooked.
All of that is just a game.
A little bit darker.
Um...
Not looking like her color, but...
Um...
Ta-da!
Fuck.
Okay!
Take three!
Fuck you! You got it?
One more what what you're trying to make
Make it a little darker for me, yes.
Hello Darvah, yes
Fuck it, we're just keeping it like this bro
That's a close to spaghetti bro. I ain't gonna lie Jesus Christ
And I'm gonna put a bunch of golden accents
We have golden powder or something
That's fucking crazy
I've seen two in one before now three games guys fishpaw
That's insane. You might be dying soon or something
There might be bad luck odd numbers that good luck or bad luck. No, I couldn't tell you
What that made the egg tastes better
And it's like now you got fucking cream on there. What is he doing with the color?
Putting it in the cake I imagine
What is it doing with the garlic?
What is this ingredient?
Putting the garlic in the cake
Can I have the cake please?
Wait, is salt needed for icing?
Super
So fucking stupid enough
Red poop chill bro
Chill bro
We might be good chat, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not even mad
That's crazy.
I remember we saw it, but wait.
That one is a wreck!
Super, you're scary when you're angry.
Yeah.
They're most...
No, that's ridiculous.
Oh my God.
That's insane.
That is so...
What is that?
No, this has to be like someone in there.
Hey, what happened?
No
Oh my god, she had a wild night. That's crazy
Wow
I need to look different.
Hey, new plan.
Okay, so let's do the ice cream first.
Yo, how am I gonna do this?
Taste this shit, motherfucker.
Taste that motherfucker.
How it tastes.
Fuck off.
Alright, how you doing?
How you doing?
Do you see it?
He ate it, right?
I'm not asking a crazy question.
I need to borrow your man's.
Do I have to ask a crazy question?
I need to borrow your man's.
No, this shit looks crazy, bro.
I'm taking it, thank you.
Okay.
We'll have to make a loop.
I'm gonna do some icing shit, bro.
We're cooked.
Should I just mash it?
Imagine that?
I'm just making it to one big-ass ball.
That face is so good.
You know, you'll be surprised there's a chance that it can still like sometimes taste this.
Yeah, it's what it is.
Listen, if you just like covered that with a fucking denive, let it run.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I was looking, I was looking.
I was looking.
I'm just, I just want to say, look.
Say?
Okay, I mean, better look, I hope she's beautiful.
I hope she's bonita.
You taste good as hell.
Yeah, I'm just curious.
Does she look good as hell?
She's about to.
Okay.
What color were you going for with that frosman?
A trends in.
I'm trying to match her thing but...
No, you can't say that, but I can't even tell the difference.
Really?
Fucking hell.
Freaking hell, I don't know if this is PG-13 or something.
I tried to make leopard-striped squats with a die, but it looks like period blood.
So...
Good.
I should have iced every individual piece first.
We're going to be brought to the right.
Oh, OK.
Let me see.
You're in your period?
Hey.
Fuck.
Not fuck, but like.
No, that's good.
You're not on it.
What the fuck am I saying?
I'm just saying shit.
What am I talking about?
What the fuck up?
I'm trying to show something.
oh my god this is like slop oh my god this is like slop
I'm gonna kill myself bro oh my god bro I'm done I'm gonna bake it again get me out
You want to have an ore garden?
Finally when I got something to taste good, it looks like shit
It's over it's fucking over bro
That's how I get that out of the middle of my mind.
I'm not even that...
That's something.
It's time to go.
It's not enough.
It's go time.
I'm in the jar, man.
Yeah, okay.
No, yeah, I...
It's go time.
Put your ass in there, bitch.
Get in that fucking cake, bitch.
Where's the trophy?
Where's your trophy?
Okay.
You put it on.
Now we're working.
Yeah.
I got the 3A, that was cool though, the 3-0, and you wouldn't have gotten that one so great.
And I was like, wait, the 3-0's on my car job?
That's fucking crazy.
You built like an oregano?
oh my god how do we do that what what is your cake so hurts bro it's been
through some shit bro that's gonna look like your princess ended up in a wood
chipper feet first it's been through some things here you go laughing walking
past I know what I'm gonna do I know what I'm gonna do it's it's savable it's
It looks good as fuck.
It doesn't matter how good everybody else looks if it's not edible.
It doesn't matter.
Hey, I said before this, I was asked what was more important, presentation, or taste,
and I said taste.
Taste, every time.
Every day of the week.
I ain't no catfish, dude.
I think we just gotta have enough icing for real.
I think I don't have enough ice in for a fuck fucking hell
How we gonna do this
Where's the food coming from?
I don't know what it is.
Do you ever really believe the bleach on these chickens?
I don't know what it is.
Oh, you're right.
Dude, it's kind of fried for the green.
Are you kidding me?
Green.
I feel like that's the best.
Are you kidding me?
It tastes good.
I don't know what it is.
We need like a...
I don't want to!
You're gonna take it?
Alright.
It was much better.
It was so much better.
Somebody said like a...
You know a secondary college...
I just want to see...
Oh!
Yes!
Yeah, I gotta fill in the only nasty shit.
Yeah.
Just like that.
Yeah.
This is fucking disgusting.
This is fucking nasty.
I can't put too much icing, bro.
I can't.
I can't just cook with icing.
Oh, it came out.
Oh, sorry!
Yay!
We did it!
Surgery successful.
Okay, I just gotta reattach the limb now, closer to the body.
Nice.
Oh, she is slinging.
Clean up the glutes.
Oh, I need more napkins.
Okay.
I need more napkins.
This is like all for like armor.
There we go.
Dude, it's not fair.
It's just not fair.
It isn't fair.
It's not fair.
It's not everything.
Hmm where's the sprinkles I have
Sprinkles
Oh, what is this? You're ripping off!
That looks fucking tough!
What the hell is this?
You don't know his story!
Oh my God, that looks fucking good!
You don't know his story!
You don't know where he came from.
You just threw him up.
That's fucking crazy!
You don't know where he fucking came from.
Oh my God!
That looks fucking deproded, man.
Chad, we gotta wipe, we gotta make sure.
What's the paper towel that?
Thank you.
Okay, Chad, do you think we could clean this plate?
What?
Oh my God.
Are you scared?
I'm just making fun of you, okay?
I'm not scared.
Oh, I like that idea.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now I'm going to try to escape.
I'm going to put the clothes on back.
Okay.
Should I have her legs like she's doing a split?
Like,
or a stride?
Like or a straddle like two legs out like this or boom instead of having to just sitting
Like she's doing a trick like a split
Nobody else is going to split everybody else is sitting
You're crazy
It's like really it's up to Dopey, you know,
and trying to paint.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's perfect.
Yes?
Oh, great.
Seven minutes.
Okay, one minute.
Seven minutes.
All right.
What pairs with seven that I can have on the side?
Unless, I don't know.
She's made it a little bit, so pay a shorty.
Got it, boss.
Are you a part of the RGV?
Hey nobody in the RGV is right.
Are these frauders or do you want to start a fight?
Yes.
Are you a part of the RGV?
Yes ma'am.
Excuse me.
I'm not a part of the RGV.
I don't really know.
This is an AI.
It's really exciting, it's awesome, it's beautiful.
It's like a split?
Like a straddle?
Nobody's doing this, nobody's done this.
Oh my god, that's what you're kind of calling.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
She's got a cook.
You want a bit of sound?
Yo, Loki art, Loki art.
Loki art.
She's doing a trick because she got her trophy.
She won.
I put a little rubber band on it, you feel me, so it can stay?
The thought accounts.
I should wear like a number one, because she won, she won first place bro.
I'm like a trailblazer, everybody's doing the legs out of the base, but you've got
a number one.
I put a thumb, and a thumb apologize.
I apologize.
What else should I do?
Should I do like a crumble around?
Like a cinnamon crumble?
with a caramel glaze
close to cereal on that shit
Oh, wait a minute.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, it's a ticket purse.
It's a wallet.
Oh, this is not a wallet.
This is real.
I guess that's going up.
How much am I attracted to the field? Do you watch?
I'm a person.
I watch.
I'm not into spots, and I decided to go with strawberries
because there's strawberry jam in between the layers.
You land in the sand pit, triple gym as well, just kind of giving, you know, the crush.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Look, cutie, she won her ballerina, whatever the hell she was doing.
She got a dress on, she's landing in her straddle, her straddle, legs like these,
and she has her trophy.
There's a rubber band attached so she holds up the trophy.
You know what I'm saying?
I get what you're saying.
You did?
I get what you're saying.
Shut up.
That's some swag shit though.
how I feel like a us
I got us
what should I do with this
like a us
like a
ssss
like a car metal
like a us
yeah
like a us
yeah
like a us
I
Might put some milk in the trophy cup. I'm some gangsta shit though
Crumble nice nice little crumble do what I was saying
Chat I think we got something going I think we got some going
I need matted it for real, car. No cap.
Is there anything I can do to enhance this and make it...
How can I...
Hey, how did you even do that? With what?
What do you mean?
How did you move the cheese grater?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just got something flat.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and move it right over.
I
Got her ugly little strawberry and shit she had marshmallows
I'm gonna have some white shit white chocolate
Oh no, bro
I'm gonna do something bro, it won't look pretty enough, let me just
Let's have a cake, should I say this is.
Crumble coffee cake that doesn't taste like crumbled coffee cinnamon cake, a crumbled
coffee cinnamon toast crutch cake, a crumbled, it's my crumbled coffee cinnamon toast crutch
cake.
It's my crumbled coffee cinnamon cake.
My humble coffee, still in toast crunch cake.
She's won her trophy first place.
There's a split shot on it.
My coffee.
OK, come on.
You know what I'm saying?
That looks great.
You know what I'm saying?
That's huge.
That's my humble coffee.
She likes that crunch.
She hands up.
Hands up, hands up.
Hands up.
All right.
I'm in the front.
I'm going to do it.
But we don't know.
I'm pretty excited to try some of these.
Yeah, I'm pretty pumped, bro.
I'm pretty pumped.
Trisha.
What are you?
Trisha, what did I say was the thing?
Huh? Oh, right. Thank you.
Okay. All right.
All right. Line up. Line up. Line up.
Line up. Okay.
Okay.
That's perfect.
Well, judges are not judges bakers. You did a great job today.
Thank you.
Well done.
There were many more barbie deaths than I think that were needed.
In case you were wondering.
Wow.
They could just live.
Mine lived.
Mine lived. She didn't want to straddle.
I love that you decided, all of you decided to rip their limbs off in some capacity, but
that's what I wanted to show you.
Today was fun.
Emmy and Ray, you guys are in first yesterday, you won yesterday, right?
So you get to choose the order of who's presenting.
Oh, together?
Yeah, together.
Okay.
She must love you, bud.
She must love you, girl.
She's very good.
I just don't look so sad.
There's a story.
I took after Austin.
Yeah, cut.
I took after Austin.
Super, you can do it.
Do I have to look proud of this one?
No.
No?
Okay.
I don't want to be in there.
Oh my God, I can smell it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You can smell the garlic.
I can smell whatever.
No, I don't.
Thank you.
So, what's up?
What's up?
What's up, Judges?
How are you guys doing?
I'm doing fantastic.
That's awesome.
Are you proud of your effort?
Not in the slump wall.
Proud of my effort?
Sort of.
Okay.
Proud of what I produced?
No.
And they are different things.
They are different things.
Yeah.
And they are different things.
They are different things.
Now, if you got a little reminder,
I did have garlic to work with.
So I would like to explain my whole thought process
of the day if I could.
So originally, I was like, well, you
can't make a sweet cake with garlic.
It's probably one of the most overpowering ingredients.
So you can't hide that.
So I was like, OK, what if I made a not sweet,
but almost like a savory bread?
I think the cake itself is actually great for what it is.
Now, what I try to do was make like an icing that was almost
like a dip, but I didn't know how to make mayonnaise,
so I tried three times.
And now we have, and she's bowing because she knows
that this is a fucking failure.
And she's trying to show her sorry-ness and her
gratefulness that you're even tasting.
So if you guys want to.
Did you put anything to make the mayo that color,
Did it just I think I'll also be the first person to use food coloring for Mayo
Okay, I tried to make it like a little orange to match her
To match her cute little mermaid
Finn
That those colors are appropriately matched. No, okay, but I tried as opposed to just white Mayo
So
I would like to say, I think the cake is actually okay.
The decision to make your mayonnaise and scratch, knowing that there already was pre-made mayonnaise and
if I can give a little analogy, you could use the cream to make your own butter from scratch,
but they already sell butter, so that's why not people opt to use that.
After the second failure, did you think maybe I should just use mayonnaise?
I thought about it, but I thought well if you keep trying different things eventually it might work
It didn't but it didn't
Sooo
chimpanzee will type out the complete words of Shakespeare on the typewriter. It's gonna take a minute
I'm a chimpanzee
Super
Why male?
Because I didn't know what else to do
We should talk about this talk about parents. What goes well with garlic bread, okay? What goes well with garlic bread water, okay?
And like yeah
What do you how do you like
What do I put okay? I've got a garlic bagel. What do I put on it? Um a garlic bagel maybe some cream cheese
Why the fuck did we go male?
Yeah, she was gonna just scrum that all night long.
I don't know why, I don't know why!
Cause it looks like a...
So does cream cheese!
The best part is the Italian seasoning.
Just little green flecks in there, just mixed into the mayo.
Like you were kind of close, like you were kind of close on all...
Like what's this savory white creamy thing, you're just a little bit too far to the
mayonnaise and not far into the cream cheese.
adding herbs to it is great but now we're kind of just left in a dry
I'm gonna give this to you guys to cut over here because I well you might not
know I have an aversion to mayo no I'm like one of the world's heaviest
mayonnaise enjoy okay oh huge well let's hold your horses a little bit
feet she's a fan okay that's crazy looking look at the crumb on that cake
that's cake is interesting Trevor can I try to keep the lighters yeah I love
mayonnaise and I'm a little say I am a little sick right now I thought it
I thought it smelled bad and then it got like closer to me.
You making fun of me?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
I'll make you a photo.
I don't know if you can even make this cake over here, but...
I literally have to.
I don't think you can do something.
I think this is the car wreck.
Oh my gosh, he's actually going to throw up.
No, I'm not.
Would you like some water?
To go with your...
I'm just gonna I'm gonna try some of the cake and hope I don't get them that you're frosting
Okay, I'm gonna try again. I just can't that's fair. I think I
Appreciate the courage
Let me try it.
Fascinating.
Judy, I think you need a bigger bite.
Nah, it's just small. You need a bigger bite.
The cake with no mayo just tastes like flour.
Okay, I didn't want to put in sugar.
Cause like, I know you need some sugar.
But did you think about like, salt?
Yeah.
Okay, I did put some, but I guess not enough.
It's not quite a savory cake,
But it's also not sweet. It's a secret bird thing of a purely neutral texture in your mouth.
Almost as if you got like a cotton ball.
You put flour, you put it in, you put flour goo in my mouth.
This is like what kept sailors alive on long journeys.
You know, they'll just dehydrate it in a barrel and they'll be fine.
I don't know if I've seen someone digress as much as you have.
you have. Give it to the garlic, come on! I had anything else, come on. I don't want to
say this disrespectfully, but I think if Emory would have had the garlic, she would have
figured it out. That's why I did not give her the garlic. No, you forgot about it. You
didn't give her the garlic because you forgot about it. You're like, oh I have garlic.
Well, Gabe, hey, too bad.
It's terrible.
I just like that this is still this close to my name.
Yeah, I think I will vomit.
Why don't you maybe want to fit me, Gabe?
Yeah, I'm standing up.
What's that on your face?
She's pregnant now.
This is bad.
What is presented is a monstrosity.
Bro, she's a shit.
She's pregnant now.
Thanks, I can't beat you.
Dude, that's going to be me when this is going through.
Thank you so much.
No.
I'm not.
So I've come to fact that most of the jetties are gagging, but the garlic I noticed were
in giant, almost, uh, I tried to dice them, it, it didn't work.
Let me, let me, let me throw this out there.
How long do you think it would have taken for you to take the garlic that you had and
chop it very fine?
Probably an extra, like if I'm being honest, I don't think I'm going to be able to
Like if I'm being consorted, like an extra two minutes.
An extra two minutes.
Yeah.
An extra two minutes.
That you could have found in your workflow.
Like for instance, the 48 minutes on the phone.
What I was done, I had a minute left on the clock.
Like when I was playing it, it was a minute, so.
I applaud, I applaud the effort.
And if I'm being honest, I love mayonnaise, I love bread.
You can both together, it's not the worst thing in the world.
I'm not gagging, I'm alive over here.
And it's awesome.
Importantly your thought process I think was was there
Didn't even like it didn't even taste bad it just tasted like flour, but it was the whole experience
Did you
Okay, that's good.
This is way better than being on top champ.
This is a ruling, dude. I love this place.
Wow.
Good try.
Honestly, super.
You're a real one. I don't feel bad for the first day as much.
We're gonna get there.
Oh, yeah.
Well, any closing thoughts?
You were in first place.
Truly thank you. Thank you. Really? No, thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. I think maybe some points for creativity
Cool, maybe yeah for your indomitable spirit. You tried to make mayonnaise three times
Three oh, come on. That was kind of sick. I've never seen that before. I don't know that that was
Due to anything that you did but I do love that we share that memory together. I didn't go three times
You wouldn't have seen it so you could argue
maybe there's a point there who knows all right cool well thanks guys thank you
chef hell of a start
surely you can only go up from here sure
it's not like man I see I also want to hear what happened to Austin
Thank you so much would you mind putting Cinderella up on the table it's part of my story
He's a part of this, too, guys.
He's white on the chalk.
He ain't got fucking nothing on the mark with the, what is that?
You have a way to, shh.
That was a stinkin' snark.
He got fucked by smirks.
I don't know where he went to smirks.
He's the other patient.
Oh.
Okay, we for sure didn't get a lot of two-chairs, I think, so.
He says it must have hugged him.
Thank you so much for having me.
The reason I wanted Cinderella to be on the table is because there's a lesser known figure
in the Disney franchise.
It's Cinderella's brother Matthew.
Wow.
Okay.
That's your name?
Continue with the story actually.
I just want everybody to know that this has nothing to do with him.
Sure.
There's a lot of, Matthew's a very common name.
Matthew was born in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Okay, yeah, grew up in the church.
Okay, good.
And never really knew who he was.
Gigi.
Until one day he left the church
and moved to West Hollywood, California.
And one night at a party he really found himself.
really found himself and he met several friends and they met him and this is
representative of his coming out and that's that's the cake that's coming out
it's the first day I saw he got bukkaki doing a like yeah please please I
I really don't...
Did you get stabbed in there?
No, that's his penis.
Oh!
That's his balance.
As you can see the...
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to speak to the others.
The ingredient I was supposed to use is marshmallow, as represented all over his face.
You've got to read the same down over there.
Now, I know it does need to be in the cake, but it...
The way it was designed is to drip slowly over it.
You can take Cinderella, her older brother, or sister, excuse me, not me misgendering Cinderella.
Could you explain to me what's your frosting?
Sugar and whipped cream.
Whipped.
What are you saying on the container?
Whipped.
Shit.
I threw away.
Heavy whipping cream.
Did you whip the whipping cream first?
I put the whipping cream and the sugar together and I whipped it around.
What kind of sugar?
Granular sugar.
And I just kept pouring.
That still doesn't explain a lot.
The shocking thing about this cake to me is that you, like, simultaneously were doing the least work out of anyone,
and also were done way before anyone else.
It was pretty interesting to see how every time I looked over there you were just kind of standing.
I think when you when you have a certain skill set you kind of have a roadmap in your mouth of your mind
And I knew what I was gonna make when I walked in here today
Well, I would argue with that because when I first talked to you you kind of had a rocky road theme happening
Like chocolate and marshmallows. I thought that the chocolate probably wouldn't be
Good for this
Yeah for the theme of the cake I didn't really feel like chocolate
It wasn't a part of his journey, it wasn't a part of Matty's journey.
It's certainly not a journey that we would want to highlight.
We've done this exercise every day.
We just did it with Super Marshmallow. What goes with it?
Marshmallow? Marshmallow? I mean, anything goes with Marshmallow.
Chocolate is famous.
Chocolate does go with Marshmallow, but you have to understand the story.
It really would be a little strange.
That is the first thing you said to me was that it's really about the story that you tell with the picture.
Exactly, and I think it's going to taste delicious, judges.
I don't think that, I think it really, art is subjective.
Every time I look at the cake, somehow there's less frosting on top and more frosting on the plate.
Now, it did burn a little bit, that's because I got sabotaged by Rage, and it...
Wow, I have never seen a crumb like that on a cake.
That's ridiculous.
And it looks different and that's the thing about journey is they're all different.
Ew, ew, dude, ew.
That's homophobic.
That's not stuff.
This is an act of love.
Yes it is.
A lot of love.
So much love.
Yum.
This is your cross-section.
Wow.
I know this thing I know.
Between your layers.
British breakup when they take the fork and they kind of do the crumb. This is somehow just like
not their... I don't know this is... I've never seen anything. There's sort of these like um
deep striations and caverns inside the cake that I could not tell you how they happened.
In a way. You can kind of ball it up. I'll do a little into a little dough ball.
Oh, yeah. See? Hold on. Let me get it on this.
Oh, God.
You got close to a cake.
Here's the thing. I like it more than the last one.
It's because it's look, look at him!
It is like sweet.
Yeah, it's sweet.
It's definitely over mixed.
Okay.
So when you mix something too long,
you get this like sponge texture.
It's not a good way.
You get like a wet sponge texture.
I just thought, I thought the more the mix, the better.
So I just turned it up to high.
Because you're mixing the air out of it.
So once you're mixing it, there's not as much air.
Oh, I just turned it up to full last.
Wow!
Yeah, we saw that.
And I think I pointed it out to you a few times, actually, about how you could over mix.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't believe you.
That's smart.
I chose not to believe you.
I'm really strawberry cake.
Do you have a fork and extra fork?
I'd like to taste my own cake.
You can have mine.
I don't care.
I think this one's the clean one.
That's clean.
I did just have a piece of the burnt.
I avoided the burnt for your sake.
You know what? I think you guys are going all too hard.
I think everything is going to be a little bit more clear once we've tasted all the cakes.
That's really good.
But if we are measuring this against, say like a grocery store box.
I take another bite.
So you know how you seemed like you were surprised that you wanted to take one more bite?
Normally cake is supposed to take what I say good.
It's good.
And so you shouldn't be surprised that you wanted to take more bites of cake.
I actually think that the burnt kind of adds to the flavor.
Okay. Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
I do really, I want to say though, I appreciate the story.
Thank you.
I really like it.
You guys didn't know about Matthew.
A lot of people don't.
Disney doesn't really showcase that.
You've got a little bit of Matthew on your ear.
I mean...
Oh, that's not the same Matthew.
By the way, that's...
I just want to...
Can we clarify that this is not Matthew?
I do think that Disney...
Matthew spin-off series and show full penetration.
Show full, like in NC 17 I think.
I think that would make it.
Maybe it would end up in, yeah.
Any other feedback for Austin?
Other than the full penetration, Matthew, spin-off, I think that's about all I have.
Yeah, I think my final note is just I wish that the, you know, I do think that
Super, bless his soul, did a better job at incorporating garlic than you did incorporating
marshmallow.
I mean, it's all over his face.
Did he tell a story?
I mean, come on, look at that.
So, just something to note, you know.
I mean, can we consider the stories that I'm telling here?
I think, I think, I think, nobody else.
What better incorporation in marshmallow than this?
I was talking about presentation, I was talking about.
I'll say, even from a taste standpoint, I preferred Super's cake.
Wow!
Well, I will say the broken frosting
seeping into this focaccia-like bread is a pretty-
That's offensive to focaccia.
Yeah.
It's pretty viscerally upsetting, though,
in a way that at least just having prepared mayonnaise on job.
She threw up in her mouth.
That's bullshit.
That's a testament to how upsetting this is.
It's so delicious.
OK, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Good job, Jake.
Good job. Good job, Austin!
I continue to believe that it can only go up through here.
Yeah, that was great, too.
I think those were the two wars.
I tell you what, the dudes rock.
Yeah, the dudes rock.
They're showing them the Maldives on here.
Okay, we're sending extra Emily.
Oh my God, there's no problem.
This will take the break.
Hey, here she is.
She's beautiful, isn't she?
I don't care.
I don't know if that's too much, like that's disgusting.
Austin, don't go complaining.
OK, because you probably was mad at me.
Exactly.
I don't want to say that.
Oh, that's great.
You like?
I can't.
Oh, you can't.
Keys.
That's good.
You like it?
Hello lovely judges. I am presenting to you my it's called a day at the farm and
it's a girl spending the day at her carrot farm as you can see it's there's
gonna be carrots on top as well as carrot infused cake one could call it
carrot cake yes exactly so I do have carrot cake for you guys and I noticed
You have a carrot tattoo, I do indeed have a carrot tattoo. Yes, so you can see the carrot in it. Please enjoy
Wow, this is wonderful. I do not have a carefree Barbie love. Yes, she's just her hands are up, she's ready to party. Her hair is also up.
I guess it's cold, yeah, removed from my socket.
But that should be okay.
No filling again.
It is a three tier cake.
I have a question.
Anybody think about putting frosting in between the layers of the cake?
I think I want to go a little lazy or something.
It's a pretty big hallmark of a cake.
You know what I mean?
It's like when you do the layers, it's like the idea is that you put stuff in between them.
Why not just bake one tall cake?
I thought you weren't gonna cut into the cake. I thought you're gonna just take bites out of it
So that that's my yeah, it's a little bit of my bad. That's fair. That's that's us
I'm sorry. We did that so the color of this of this carrot cake
Normally a carrot cake one you should be able to see some carrot in here. I see like
What I love about a carrot cake has it's really nice like dark molasses see dark brown sugar spice
and that really helps.
Give it a spice cake.
Ooh, I see.
That really helps.
Okay, I don't like to.
I don't like to tie the carrot of it all into the dish.
Look at it.
Benefit it from the warm spices.
Your nutmegs, your clothes.
Oh!
Little bit of your mason there.
You know.
Your carbon monstrosis.
Something.
Cute.
It's not bad.
Yeah!
Not bad!
Not a carrot cake, but it's not bad.
Okay, okay.
It's dry as hell.
Okay, that's fine.
But it's not bad.
Did you put any fat in your cake batter or any oil or any butter?
I put oil and butter.
Really?
Yeah.
But honestly like, it is dry as hell.
Let's get that out of the way.
But my favorite cake of all time is Trace Leitcher's cake.
And this does feel like the sponge cake.
Oh yeah, you're right.
It gets kind of Trace Leitcher's.
Yeah, the problem is you got to know Tim Leitcher on it.
Not a single Leitcher.
It's like you're looking to the Leitcher on the top.
Of course.
You sort of like accidentally made like an angel food cake, yeah, thank you
That was that was an act that was not an accident
It doesn't taste like carrot at all, but I cannot see the carrot. I am enjoying it
You can see the carrot though right? There's carrots in there?
You can see that please. There is carrot. I can see the carrot in there.
I don't think it was the best use. Okay, but yeah, maybe more of a carrot cake style
The carrots sort of blend in there almost like Fun Fetti. It's kind of like a little carrot fetti
I love the sort of like post-impressionist carrots you have on there. It looks like they're in motion.
Thank you.
They're being plucked.
We're gonna see you.
It's like, I'm gonna see you.
I've eaten quite a bit of it.
Yeah!
It reminds me of the grocery store angel food cakes that you buy.
Yeah.
You can't shelf-stable.
Yeah.
It's as good as a grocery store cake.
A grocery store shelf-stable like.
And like, not like a food for lunch.
Like, not one of the...
Yeah.
They come in the bag.
My grandparents always used to have this at the house.
and you know how to be like, I guess this is okay.
I guess this is a treat.
I guess this is kind of a treat.
But like, but you would probably eat that
like with whipped cream too.
Yeah.
I normally don't have whipped cream.
I am pressing, but this, this actually has
a bit of a point of view to it.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
I love to take a big bite.
Ow.
Yeah, I just didn't see this.
No.
It's sweet. I like the frosting.
There's no phallus, which is, you know, the spirits.
So you could say...
That was the one criticism of the tattoo was, hey, maybe this is way too valid.
I'm not saying no way right now.
Hmm.
Yay!
Interesting, Emily. Yeah.
Thank you.
Well done.
Thank you.
You can try it.
That's, yeah great work.
Oh.
But I want to find out what you guys are doing.
And they have like the little divots.
They were like little circles and they had little dips.
And then the other ones I'm talking about.
You cut up some strawberries.
No you're so right.
I'll put one up on there because it was lower fat.
Yeah.
No.
It's edible.
It's not bad.
It is dry but it's not bad.
No, it's not too.
It's better than mine bro.
I think you're frosting.
You like frosting?
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
You don't look like a cottage cheese.
A lot of me.
Thank you.
All right, you're next.
Wow.
It's my time, Chad.
Ugh, let's get it.
They said to me.
Let's see it.
Yeah.
I got it.
This is gonna smell of pasta.
I got it.
Okay, ready?
Boy, you're out.
Okay, you're out.
No, no.
You've done something I've never seen before.
No.
Take a picture.
Oh, whoa.
Get the shoes too. Get the drip.
Okay.
I think so.
I appreciate that. My Dumb, and Sirs, this is my signature triple C coffee crumble
cinnamon toast crunch cake. As you can see my ballerina here she has one first
place and she's in her signature straddle pose. Her signature straddle pose as you
can see. We got a nice crumbled cinnamon toast drizzle around here. I was gonna have some
apple slices because I'm feeling like apple and cinnamon go but I have time. I was too
busy running around. You know what I'm saying? Why don't you tell us about the thing that
you meant to put on but didn't you? You didn't even have to admit to that. You could've
said this is exactly what I wanted the whole time. No, no, no, this is what I wanted.
I'm going to crumble it like this.
What does this remind you of when I was making it?
What did you say?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm talking about, of course, the Filipino sun's recalling cake.
You know what that is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I had that as inspo.
I don't think I got it.
Yeah, I did.
And you will see as you taste this.
Is that almond flour in there?
Yeah, yeah.
Now, I noticed when you were making your cake,
in the middle kind of collapsed a little bit.
That was the point for the crumble.
I wanted it to collapse so she could easily be placed into her shroud.
I didn't want to have to dig up anything or no, and I meant for the class to have sure
a nice crumble.
And he said coffee.
Where's the coffee?
No, no, no.
That's this where he confused.
It's not really coffee and coffee cake.
It's not coffee and coffee cake.
He's got you there.
Yeah, there is no coffee and coffee.
You're right.
This is my creation as the crumble coffee.
It's a cinnamon coffee.
So there's no coffee.
I'm on the scene.
Okay.
Sure.
What were the three C's again?
Crumble.
Coffee.
Okay.
three C's again? Yeah. Crumble. Coffee. So that's, wait, but maybe it's like a coffee crumble.
Coffee crumble, cinnamon toast, crunch cake. Let's get it. Coffee crumble, cinnamon. I think
that's almost five. It's like five C's. Coffee crumble, cinnamon toast, crunch cake is one
of the C's. Can you tell me what was in your icing, please? My icing was butter,
I didn't have they ran out of what's it called whipping cream, so I had to use milk of some
sorts.
I remember you saying they ran out of whipping cream and then after that I saw some of it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it.
I think the flavor is...
It will be decent.
It will be decent, bro.
It looks like that.
Good news, it's still warm.
And it's still wet.
This is what?
How does it look like that man?
Many of the other cases of that.
Beautiful cross sections.
We just have one of these guys fucking shaves and this is what is fucked.
This is awesome.
Oh my god.
It's so warm and wet.
How?
What the fuck?
Warm?
This is...
Hold on, look.
Taste it though.
Now it's not warm.
I don't know how it's this warm.
It's been so long.
Did you microwave this?
Okay, alright.
Hold on.
If it is a competition, this is a crazy thing to say judging a food competition.
If this is a competition on which one I want to put in my mouth again,
this clears all the other...
Let's go! Taste that cutie, taste it, put it in your mouth!
I taste it. But, if this is a competition, I don't know which one's not going to give you salmonella.
Oh, this one does have raw egg in it.
I've got more easy to eat. No, no, no, no, no, it's just the frosting.
It low-key tastes exactly like the fucking cinnamon butter at Texas Roadhouse that they give you with the rolls.
It tastes exactly like the cinnamon butter.
Yeah, yeah, added more sugar. But it's mostly butter and, and, um, it's mostly butter and cinnamon toast crust.
There's cream cheese in there.
Did you do cream cheese?
I did cream cheese because we didn't have the whipping cream.
Oh!
So I didn't go with the milk.
I was like, you know what?
Let's do some cream cheese.
You know what I'm saying?
Did you ask me about a sugar?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, that's okay.
This is kind of crazy because it kind of tastes good.
What?
There's some other answers with it.
Yeah, there are some issues.
There are some issues.
The crispy the crispy edges of the cake that get kind of caramelized really good. It's like really delightful
That's so much better than butter cake. Yeah, yeah, it tastes like a butter cake
No, it almost has that kind of like mashroom ooey gooey buttery like this texture right there. It's not
Not even perfect. It's not like great or good, but like it's pretty it's closer to a style of cake than anybody has really
I'm gonna fucking buy some of this.
Yo, hold it.
I'm gonna order that if I was putting it on the angle pad.
I think, you know, as you figured out the geometry-ish of her legs.
Look, she got a trophy right there.
Yeah, that's nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm certain you have.
I like the use of your secret ingredient.
Yeah.
Wow.
Thank you.
You know what's crazy is, you know that exercise
that we've done every day when I say what goes with cinnamon?
You know what really goes with cinnamon?
Is that apple?
No, well, that's an option, but cream cheese.
Oh, and I knew that.
And that's why I used cream cheese and then it's hot.
I don't want to take any credit. I'm pretty sure you use the cream cheese because Josh and I were like you should use cream cheese
I was like but I certainly point to it said are you gonna use that cream cheese?
Looking at it. I was like maybe I could use this game
I just fucking squirted it in here.
I think credit is due and I think maybe you don't deserve as much credit for now.
I'm trying to be a fairer judge.
That's okay.
That is a good...
It's an exercise that's been working on every day.
Yeah.
With flavor parings.
And we've seen progress besides, um, well, super tried.
Super tried.
So, so, so, taste wise, it was decent.
Super tried.
Decent, decent taste wise.
Good.
I would eat a whole...
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Good, I bet!
You got to try that little muggy?
You can try that little muggy.
All right, congratulations.
Congratulations.
It was hot.
Perfect way to describe that.
Yeah.
That's why you guys bring that up.
Yeah.
Yeah, it just tastes like coffee cake, but it wasn't describing.
Yeah, that was...
I was excited.
I was like, oh, you used coffee?
Yeah.
I'm so confused about the amount of seeds.
Yeah.
Oh!
That tastes like coffee.
Yeah, it tastes like...
Yeah, I'll tell you about it. Yeah, right there. Get on low fire right here.
He's actually...
It's amazing!
Don't be shy. How do you say that?
Don't be shy.
That's true.
I can't even...
I don't know if I am sick or if I'm like convincing myself sick like coming sick
It's like gonna be okay, I felt worse your body lies to you all I felt worse on a mythical
You've definitely eaten worse, baby.
Okay.
You're a good girl.
That's technically the best one.
Strawberry, lemon, orange, and...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speak, kid.
You're a good kid.
You make that.
Make what?
You make the dress.
The dress.
Oh, no, that came with the girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You thought I sewed that?
Where'd you find that?
That I tried to make it.
Okay.
I have a strawberry girly.
Originally I was going to go for a wild night
And it was looking real rough and then I tried to clean it up a little bit
So I'm in there's three layers of cake. My secret ingredient was mayo. Yeah, so I
Tried to add enough mayo. So hopefully you taste it
So I wanted it to be clear that I used it. So I think it made it to the cake
May only but I know there's eggs. There's vinegar. There was also salt. So I did not
I did a pinch in the frosting, but there's three layers and then in between each layer
is strawberry jam.
So there is in, oh thank you, thank you so much.
And yeah, I just added some strawberries on the outside and some coloring to the frosting
and yep.
I mean, I really think it's on the eye test.
This is the one I'm most excited to eat so this is beautiful.
Explications low!
And you were the trailblazer with the legs pulled off, but I think you weren't the first to do it.
I saw a lot of people were ripping their dolls' legs off as well.
Oh, it's more cooked than I thought.
I thought it was cooked.
This is also the first time that somebody's cut into the cake and I see layers.
Which is beautiful.
Oh, thank you. Yes, layers.
I'm supposed to be eating like a trifle.
That's crumb so far.
Oh my God, it looks good.
Look at that!
That's crumb-sized cake!
Look, we've got a freaking cake.
We got a cake, dude.
Oh my god, my god, my god.
I know what it looks like.
We got a cake on our hands, folks.
Let me get it with some of this.
What do you think?
What do you mean?
What do you think?
Is it?
This is wonderful.
This is really, really good.
Really?
Wait, do you taste the mayo?
I was curious.
I know you're supposed to try it.
in a cake you use now you don't really want to taste the mayo I know I wanted
it to be clear I used it I think I used like a cup and a half well that that
could be masked as long as you use enough sugar can you taste the mayo I don't
think that really tastes like it's great when you're when you're mixing
ingredients right you're sort of everything just becomes its component
parts again yeah and away so like but the mayonnaise I didn't know like is
vinegar supposed to go in the cake? It absolutely can. So they think that red
velvet cake, the reason it was red was because of vinegar interacting with the
Dutch process with the alkali the Dutch process cocoa, which turned it red the first
day. Vinegar is actually a common ingredient inside cakes. I do just get a really salty hit,
which I'm not mad about. I think one critique it's like it's a little bit dry.
It's a little dry, which I'm surprised is dry. I think that's more from
overbaking a little bit. Oh yeah I got scared because I thought it wasn't cooking
enough is in the mayo but no this is this is a good cake
wow a good cake so how how is the jam filling do you think it adds to it
100% I love the multiple uses of the
fresh strawberry with the jam with the pink frosting
like this is this is working on some panels
so awesome good job what temperature did you bake this at
so I preheated the oven to 350 degrees okay
Is it, was that right?
Well, so the thing about these ovens is they're a little hotter, so you can like, a 325 would've gotten you a perfect oven.
Oh!
So I think these are like convection ovens, so they're gonna go up like 25-ish degrees.
So like a 325 gets you to a 350, which is a perfect temperature for you.
The oven is 80 knots.
Yeah, it's a little 80 knots.
Especially when some of you have been pointing at like 400 and shit like that.
Yeah.
So, but.
Yeah, that's 500.
The flavor's good.
It tastes good?
Oh.
Yeah.
This is a cake.
This is a damn cake.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
All right.
Wow, I kind of want to try.
Good boy, Julie.
Anyone want to try?
I'm good, thanks.
He's watching his coverage, Trevor. Do you want to?
Yeah, Trevor.
Thank you.
Yeah, so welcome, Trevor.
It actually looks like K.D.
This is my brainwashing.
You know what I'm saying?
Put your expectations on the floor.
And it's like a gorgeous three-layer cake in a second.
I'm just glad you guys weren't here for the first day, because...
Yeah, I thought we heard you.
I learned a lot about that, too.
I learned about the salt ice cream.
Okay, thank you.
about the gender stereotypes that we're reinforcing here.
Yeah, unfortunately, Master Baker and I,
we're on season five, however,
we've only had one male winner.
So I'm really hoping to break some gender norms
or stereotypes, but we'll see if we get there.
All right, Abby's turn.
Abby, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
Yummy.
Oh.
I don't know.
Okay.
So good.
Yeah.
Have a good day.
Hey.
Wow.
Hey.
Wow.
I know.
Isn't it the Almond's?
Yeah.
I think it's happy to eat it.
I wonder if it's happy to eat it.
Yeah, I think it's a close-knit meal.
All right.
This is my Sour Patch Cake.
She's a beautiful gay queen. So I wanted to try to incorporate the sourcouch kids and like the whole cake
But I knew that'd be pretty difficult since it doesn't really melt fully or anything
So I made a lemon cake and I also added a little bit of lemon to the frosting and I put a little bit of citric acid
On the outside too at cutie suggestion. This is a little bit because I know it's really strong and then I did a rainbow frosting
Yeah, and I do have layers, but mine are not even.
I don't know what it looks like on the inside,
but I already know they're not even.
We'll see.
I love how big of a swing you took on the decoration of it.
I mean, making five different bowls.
Frosting, trying to get that sort of like
kind of fun little swirly ombre.
Yeah, on the top, I will say some of it did turn poop brown.
Yeah, on the back, it doesn't look as good.
It kind of makes it.
But on the front, it looks kind of cool.
Yeah, I like that you tried to hide
the kind of grayish brown in the back.
What's in your frosting?
So it's butter, powdered sugar, vanilla extract,
and a little bit of lemon juice and milk.
I thought you were about to call her for that drink.
I think he's gay as fuck.
That's beautiful.
He's gay as fuck.
Okay, all right.
I'm excited.
Adding lemon juice to the milk on a frosting is his top.
So lemon juice plus milk equals cheese, that's how you make cheese.
Yeah, I noticed it was more curdled.
That's a zest is what you're going to use there, or a lemon extract or even a lemon.
I zested the lemons for the actual cake part, but I ran out of lemon rind for the outside.
I'm brought about to curdle.
I'm brought and curdling.
I did put frosting in the layers.
There's frosting in my layers.
You got a lot of frosting.
I have a lot of frosting, yes.
And you put actual sour patch kids in the cake as well.
Yes, I put sprinkles too so it looks like fun-fetti.
Interesting.
Yes.
Alright.
It's kind of just the plop over.
I see you mean there's um each cake is a wildly different thickness.
Yeah the top one is the the thickest.
I would probably...
Often.
That one.
Often the case.
I'm tasting the lemon zest.
Okay.
Is it too much?
Mmm the lemon zest is not a problem.
It's the second one.
I'll tell you what the lemon zest is doing is thinking there.
It's nice.
Dude, I feel like I have to have a bite with this.
It's perfect.
The texture on the cake, it's a little bit off,
it's a little bit tough, it's a little bit spongy.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people kind of overestimated
maybe the amount of flour in my cakes.
Yeah, I don't like that much flour in here.
There is a lot.
Except for Rach, you were right on the edge.
If you added one tablespoon less flour,
that wouldn't have even baked.
But you were right on that edge of too little flour,
but this is right on that edge of too much flour.
Oh.
She didn't eat anything.
She was probably just lying.
It was just going to be you.
It's kind of a compliment.
The lemon was really smart.
Yeah.
This is, how long did you mix this cake batter for?
Well, I mixed it by hand.
Mixed by hand, that's interesting.
I don't know.
Maybe a while.
It's eating a little bit tough, which we sort of
seen as a problem.
I had it with a bite of Sour Patch Kids, it's kind of fun.
I had it with a bite of Sour Patch Kids as well, and I was like, it kind of tastes like
a snow cone.
If you had it with a Sour Patch Kids, it kind of tastes, I'm like, if this was a snow cone
that tasted like this, I'd be like, fuck yeah.
I mean, like, you can't...
I thought a kid would be calm to have this at the birthday.
I was just thinking about that, like this, you got this, you're so excited to have
this kind of Sour Cake using the Sour Patch Kids as almost like the fun thing in there.
It's almost like everything about a blueberry muffin.
The blueberry kind of like, explodes and bleeds its blueberry juices out.
That's kind of what the Sour Patch Kid does in, it like, steams and melts into the cake.
Which is really, really fun.
It's not my personal favorite taste, but like, in terms of judging this by the idea, that's
a really good idea.
You know?
Thank you, sir.
I, you went for it, you made it rainbow, and I don't know, overall it's far from
the worst cake.
Yeah.
I think I think you had really good ideas. I wish you would have leaned into them a little more like this was a little more lemony
And I used all three lemons
We can buy more lemons just in case but yeah
Yeah, I
Think the most the most interesting are always like the combinations
So, you know, we run out of lemon then didn't grab some oranges with it
We have St. Germain over there, which is a liqueur that's really nice with lemon.
You can make like a St. Germain.
This is just big thinking, but that's why I'm telling you these things, because you've
been kind of doing some bigger ideas.
So throwing them out, you, throwing them out, you.
Fun!
I think this is just a wonderful concept.
I think I think really you got very close.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it very close.
Oh, baby.
I'm going to fall.
We'll fall.
Yummy.
They're going to have fun.
Little papples.
Yeah.
Good job.
Here's the winner right here.
Well, I don't know.
I think they like your cake.
These eaters, girls, your store angel cake is good.
You're playing some role.
Yeah, it is.
I'll see if I'm going to use your cake.
It's OK.
All right
You guys will be going into the bathroom
That's our office. Well, we deliberate and
Chat you will be voting on who gets chats bonus point for the day
So good luck. Have fun in the bathroom
See you guys in a little bit
I just don't think you would appreciate this story.
He's like, your story is awesome.
She is.
Garlic's hard.
I swear my cake was actually solid, but then I just fucking...
The flavor.
It was so bad.
You said your shit was ass.
What the fuck are you saying?
What?
It tastes good.
Your shit was good as fuck.
You want me to tell you it tastes good?
Damn, bro.
Did he ask me the whole time for tips and stuff?
I'm like, how much do I want to help?
They liked your cake.
Yeah, I did.
They liked your cake.
Also, you had the best ingredient.
I did it a couple of little bit more. We would have been perfect, bro. Fuck.
Jack Boat.
Okay, listen here, bro.
Please, like, please, please.
So, the good news of being last is that you'll have a better bit tomorrow.
Yeah.
And you can punish him.
You're so good.
That's a good point.
Listen, I don't garlic last.
I gave you garlic thing. You're gonna make some garlic bread thing.
You did your last.
I tried.
I didn't know what to do.
I've lost her sign last.
They may give it to him.
No, I think, come on.
I mean, they were fuking on it.
They were that big.
If he said he liked it, he appreciated your flavor better.
OK, but that's because he said he likes mayo.
The other two said it was puking.
Judy came here to throw up.
She did, but she almost.
I hope that the story.
I think it's really pretty.
Really carried.
Yeah, I know the story opens up.
I'm running out of stories to tell.
I'm also worried your stories are taking away from you.
We're doing our best stories.
I remember your stories in one.
He got the coffee the first day I came out.
The second one, you killed someone's mom?
Yeah, I know.
And that was the worst thing I've ever done.
I don't know, did I even tell the story to the person?
That's all the dyes came from.
I don't remember.
You didn't know.
You shh.
Oh, yeah.
It was a metaphor for how we all
are just a set of ingredients.
Oh, yeah.
Beautiful.
And then it went to you.
Tomorrow's the finale.
We're in the side.
Yeah.
We did.
Tear cake today, look at tomorrow.
I know it's not even worth it.
Dear Jesus.
It has to be something hard.
Is that something crazy?
Oh God.
I mean, I feel like yesterday wasn't too bad.
Yeah.
I think it was a bit of a handcuff.
That's why it was really cool.
Yeah.
But I think layers are easier than ice cream simp.
Actually, no they're not.
No, I say it back.
I messed up when I was just, my shoe was disgusting, Jane.
My shoe was nasty, bro.
There's no blades cake again.
No, I think it's...
I think it's like pie or...
Pie takes a while, don't it?
Pie takes a while, like pie crust? How do you even make pie crust?
I don't know, I'd give up.
I would just burn it.
I'll still make a cake.
I literally don't know how to make anything, so all of this has been a druid of cookie batter.
So I just made cookies and just put more into it, and now it's cake, you know.
Beautiful.
Who won the vote last time?
Right.
Who won the first suit?
I was struggling.
I was just having a cooking experience coming in.
Only I can cook in the oven like salmon and chicken.
But baking I never bake.
Unless it's like a box cookie thing.
You've done that though.
Yeah.
See I've never done that.
Sometimes you literally just cut the cookies and put them on the tray, that's so easy, you just dump it.
I feel kind of sick, do you guys feel like that?
I don't know, my belly's kind of rumbling.
That's just shit.
And I might be farting soon.
We have to make sure.
I'm holding it in though.
But my belly's feeling, it might just be a raw one.
I know, that's too quick for that to happen, it might have been the first time I've been to last night.
It might have been that...
Oh, that's it!
Bro, I should have...
That would have happened sooner.
I should have five times right now.
Five times?
I should have five times right now.
What, really?
Like, it was, shh, like that.
Something happened after I ate that shit, man.
No, this was different.
It was like, shh.
Wow.
Diarrhea?
That shit was...
Yeah, I'm gonna lose my...
It's just so warm in here, you know. I feel like it'll just add to my body.
They delivered really fast here.
What the fuck do you think the hidden order was?
I have no idea.
Who incorporated it the best, maybe?
Well, did they come up with something for you guys?
Oh, yeah.
That's probably to be used as a surprise.
Good. Everybody did? Everybody did?
When was the citric acid I used?
He told me to put tinfoil on it.
Because they suggested it, right?
They did suggest it.
Oh my God. Did they suggest anything for you?
What?
Well, I was trying to make my own mayonnaise and they told me how to do that.
I tried, but it didn't work. I tried.
He suggested that I put tinfoil over my cake.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What do you mean?
Um, the introduction to just restart the whole thing.
Wait, did you restart?
And then I didn't know how to do it, so I just didn't restart.
I was just, like, standing there.
And I tried to make one of them frosting, but I didn't have it.
I couldn't. I had to do the wooden roof.
It's crazy that we had an actual real chef.
Yeah.
Wait, yeah, I thought you were actually a real chef.
Wait, that is... Oh, yeah, Minnacle Kitchen?
He... Oh my God, he's big.
Yeah, yeah.
I love today then!
I think that'll be fun!
I think that'll be a lot of fun.
I just love being in a food cooking environment.
You don't think they're just trying to be nice?
I think they're nice.
I think they aren't just nice.
They didn't have to try at all.
I feel like if you're a perfectionist food,
you'd want to encourage people to give more into it.
Yeah, that's what I mean. I think they were just like really patchy.
They just don't like cooking.
So they're just, yeah.
I'm like this deliberation right now, bro. They got me anxious.
You're fine, Ray!
I'm getting lost.
I'm gonna get lost today.
But you're not lost today.
I'm getting lost today.
No! She's getting first!
You're gonna drop me.
No, but I have no care in it.
It's been a public fit.
Yeah, but it wasn't only charity.
But you're corporate.
What's in it you got?
Oh!
I think you got it.
Okay, I'm fucking I've eaten so much random shit
It's just like one little taste at a time it adds up
I think I'm less than you then any then I don't know
I was drinking Bailey's out of the oh, no me
Maybe he was like four, three, and then two and then one.
I don't know, they kind of fucked with her as though they didn't.
They didn't?
Really?
Bro, you got sourcatches, so you had to do some with it.
You grieved me!
You were!
Bro, not to our own personal.
You got grieved at me, you got grieved.
Okay, but he literally was like, which one do you guys think is the hardest?
He said sourcatches, you would take this.
He would have given you garlic, he just forgot it, like he gave you the sourcatches,
and he's like, oh I have garlic here!
That is true.
Oh man.
That makes sense.
Someone's taking people outside.
No, don't wait.
What if they don't pull us in?
That's not a lot of somebody else to do.
Can we crack the door for a character?
Yeah.
What if they don't pull them, see?
That's not a lot of somebody else's thing.
Can we crack the door for a character?
Yeah, yeah.
She's not a character.
Yeah, it wasn't me.
They're laughing though.
They're laughing.
They're like, ha ha, rage is so bad.
They're laughing.
They're probably thinking how
Yummy they were
They just deliberation get back
Stop the count stop the count. Let's just go bro. So come that means there's probably one that's super close
Austin
I mean, your case is always like the prettiest.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Is deliberation over?
A little above and beyond.
Stop the count.
What?
This is hot in here.
I'm gonna keep flooring.
No, I didn't get it.
It's fine.
I won't fart.
Get it.
I won't.
I think I'm about to start working out.
No, no, no, no.
I'm about to start working out.
You have to train the muscles.
Keep it tight.
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
No fart.
Yeah.
No fun.
And it's a cat.
There's another rebel one.
OK.
Yeah.
Reabsorpt that shit.
I really heard.
True.
Oh.
Aw.
Oh.
Party, party.
Sorry.
Oh.
Aw.
All right, that was a lot of deliberation.
Was it like a close one or two or three or four or five?
Close ones, for sure.
Let's just say our decisions were not unanimous.
I'm sorry, I'll show them to your picture or something.
We had to have, we had to make some compromises.
Yeah.
Where is the deliberation?
Yeah, lots of deliberation.
But to kick us off, you know, Trevor, I will have you tell us who's in last place for today.
In last place for today, like I said, this one was not unanimous. We went back and forth on this and
I do feel bad because you know this person did
Really give it their all
Super, I'm sorry
I'm trying to give you props for that. You kept that if that was you got dealt a tough hand and you did what you could
Fuck.
Kill him.
Let that anger fuel you.
Yeah, that's right.
Now, in fifth place, which is to say second to last, I do want to specify that I actually
voted for this person to be in last place.
I did.
This is my personality's favorite.
Hey, could be anyone of you.
Why are you all looking at the same person?
This cake, I found something so viscerally disgusting about the presentation and the
way in the mouth under no circumstance do I ever want to think about it again if I
could wipe it from my mind some sort of temporary
I'm not last I'm not last I found the story incredibly moving
thank you thank you very much the story was really moving there was no bad
reading there's sugar and butter and what else that's it and the ways that you
managed to combine those to create such a visceral disgust is truly impressive
Sugar, butter, milk, egg.
They use the word visceral like three times.
There wasn't bug in there though.
Ew.
That may have been a bit of a serious issue.
That's not a protein.
I've lost to a guy with a bug in his case.
OK.
Now, I will say first through fourth,
there was a lot of conversation about why.
We were a lot of flip-flopping.
A lot of flip-flopping, a lot of, wait a second,
a lot of this.
fourth place, I'll say, I mean presentation phenomenal.
It came down to taste as well as the texture of the cake.
And so in fourth place today is Emmy room.
Unexpected.
Okay, well, I will have, Trevor, let's go back to you for third.
Yes, third, I think that all of us pretty much had the same opinions about this cake
and how we felt about it overall.
It just made us, you know, it was nice.
It made us happy.
It was a little nostalgic for all of us.
Emily, we thought you'd be proud of yourself.
I never got top three before!
Thank you!
Very good.
This is a very good dressing light little cake with some
whipped cream.
And I think it brought us all back to a special little place.
So, well done.
Well done, Emily.
Do you want me to announce who or do you want to announce
what?
Do I want to announce the winner now?
I announce the winner.
Wow.
This was I would say we see the top two standing for us, we
have Rage and Dr. Ray.
Two very different cakes.
Two very different princesses.
up the entire time. You had such a beautiful presentation. It was a tight layer cake. Rage,
you, wow, living up to your name, Rage, you were like a hurricane. Explode out of itself.
You added on some of the other contestants' cakes. At the end of the day, though, you
You produced such a wonderful bite of food that said this was about making a barbie cake.
And the person that made the best barbie cake today, Gal Carey!
Gal Carey!
Mom, it's your mom, man! I never win!
This is crazy! Good job, Grace!
She's got all the mayonnaise, perfect.
Okay, now we do have bonus points, of course.
Chats bonus point today to go to Rage.
Oh!
Y'all voted, finally, finally, finally, the whole game.
Fuck!
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God, yes, Marge, I love y'all.
Fuck it, I love y'all, y'all so sexy, man, y'all.
And then,
The Mario bonus star, the random star, what today behind the scenes was whoever used the
most eggs, and that went like the whole card.
What?
No one's doing this.
I want to take this.
He used nine.
He used nine eggs.
It was like five.
I was like five of them all.
Five.
So congratulations super for that.
I tried three times to make paintings.
We had a job!
You know, I wanted to make my own.
We don't need to go back in the memories.
We lived through that.
Okay, and then Trevor, if you would like to give out your star or your point?
My bonus point, it was given for a variety of reasons.
It was kind of a no-brainer for me.
I think, you know, one presentation I thought was really great on this cake, I think it
made me feel something.
And also just, you know, this person, they made me laugh a lot, you know?
They made me laugh and they gave me a little shot of Bailey's in the coffee.
Austin!
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Finally, somebody appreciates the story.
I just love it.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Finally, somebody appreciates the story.
I do.
I appreciate it.
Okay.
Josh.
I echo all the sentiments that Trevor said.
I do appreciate the shot of Bailey's in the coffee.
That was a really wonderful time.
A natural-born storytelling.
But at the end of the day, to me, guys, food's about taste.
And I'm giving my point to the person who produced the single, tastiest bite of food today.
Now it's on Henry.
That's dope, baby!
That's my thanks, Josh!
We got some pranks, right?
You look like a taste palette.
That's dope!
When I gave Austin my bonus point, there were people in the chat saying it was a DEI point.
Well, I mean, you know, it's okay.
Well, I mean, Gays are pretty good scouts, I think.
Yeah.
And then last but not least,
My bonus point was purely based off of who got us sabotage the most.
And it was Austin.
Thank you.
You sabotaged yourself.
Are you kidding me?
I'm so mad.
I'm not to have 400.
I feel wrong.
I feel like you're falling so high.
No one told you to do mayo super
Okay, but garlic I was fucked from the beginning
No favors to unfuck yourself
So we're ending today first place is Valkyrie
Oh my god!
We will have a point!
15 points.
3rd place is Emmy Roo with 14 points.
Oh it was very close!
It was very close!
3rd place is Rage.
I told you on the exam, I'm going to top 3.
4th!
13 points.
4th place is Super with 10 points.
I got it!
And then Tide for last place is Emily and Austin.
Yay, we did it.
Where's that one?
Is it Tide for fourth place?
Oh, good.
Oh, sure.
They will level it.
So everybody is, you know, it's a point difference across the board over here.
So tomorrow is anyone's day.
Yeah, you got 13.
A question?
Yes?
since it's been alleys at the same amount of time who knows
Oh, I mean you'll enter on three or four, you know, yeah, the usual usual. Yes, so don't worry
Yeah, yeah
Who knows
Yeah, who knows that's crazy. All right. Thank you bakers. We'll see you tomorrow, right early
Thank you to our judges
Thank you for having me.
Anything you guys want to say?
Hey, keep on baking out there, friends.
You can do it.
If I could go, it's up to you.
You can do it.
Alright, thank you guys,
and we'll see you tomorrow for the finale.
Alright, we're all comes down to this.
Hello, we got top three.
My first ever top three.
I even though we're tied for last, at least we didn't get anything below top three because
then I would be last. So now we're still tied with Austin. So we're not actually last yet.
Yay! I'll take it! I'll take it! We're a good last! We're a good last!
Oh!
Hi, Emily.
Why are you here?
Because I'm in top three situations.
We're right here?
Yes.
I'm in top three situations, Emily.
Top three!
One point off from top two.
And two points off from top one.
You had fun today, didn't you?
Today was horrible!
Because I'm now last!
Because you somehow were last and then you would only deter!
And you know what's crazy though?
Everything is still so close.
I know.
If you go crazy tomorrow...
I won't.
How do you know that?
It's a great day!
It's over!
You never know!
Now you're on cloud nine!
Now Ray is like, you're there!
I'm so proud of this guy.
He told me how you do. He told me this thing, he's like, I'm not gonna lie.
You know this thing, where you can be dog shit and everything, but somehow you're gonna somehow make it to a top three situation.
Hey, when he clutch, he needs to show up and show up, no?
He wants that?
He wants that? You care to show up? You got a chance to win the bottle too?
I have no chance.
What?
Okay, go to the bathroom.
What is this confidence? I'm the king of the script. I can script people in the world.
Can you give me that A script? I need that A script.
Be like everyone else burns their food. It definitely doesn't. It gets first.
It gets first place. You can do it. You can make it happen.
The insides are down, so let me come and script a little bit. We'll script tomorrow.
Okay. I do need that. I do need that.
I do have zero confidence. You're really proud of him, huh?
I am.
You should be proud of Ray.
And of course, you use that. Okay, go ahead.
I'll say this. I just don't...
Just with baking, kitchen stuff, I'd never seen him do it, so I didn't have a lot of confidence in it.
He showed up today and I never... I never made a video of my life where another human was like, that's delightful.
Oh!
So the fact that he got shot...
He already happened to be in school.
That was delightful.
It's delightful.
Delightful.
Yes.
They didn't say the words, delightful.
That's delightful.
That's a crazy word.
You know, that means something to that guy.
He said delightful.
He thought of a whole different word.
He is now like as he is in his life.
The life of a man.
Mmmmmmmm.
Yeah.
That was pretty amazing.
I had it and I was like wow this is good.
Because it was like cinnamon-y and like a little raw but it was good.
And now he's just so happy.
Look at his cat.
What?
Look how happy he is.
You want a cake?
Oh like I think they uh disposed of the cake.
No one wants any more of that cake.
I would say.
They're gone. They don't want to see those ugly things any more.
I will be ending soon.
And so, is Ray swimming more?
Is Ray swimming more?
Is he swimming more?
I'm going to that Lakers game at 5.30pm.
Yeah, I won't be near you, obviously, but I, uh, love got me tipped.
Oh, too!
So I might see you.
You're streaming?
Yeah, I'm talking.
Oh, pretty much.
But I might see you.
At the class?
I don't know where I see you, but you guys see me.
You guys see me?
Okay. Wait, are you live? Yeah. This is why I'm my chest.
Kim, everyone is always complimenting your amazing camera.
Oh, really? Thank you. It's really hard in here because it's so tight.
It's a little difficult. Oh, you don't have a room? Yeah, I can't go wide. I have to like pants everyone.
No, no, no. People are loving it. They're saying Kim is goaded. W camera.
Okay, awesome. Okay. Yeah. But today was my best day performing.
I always have shit here right there. You see it
Thank you
See you, bye.
Bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye.
OK, tomorrow, bye, Ray, bye, have fun, guys.
Bye.
The goal tomorrow is to make sure that we, what is it?
Make sure that we don't get last.
If we don't get last tomorrow, I'll be very excited.
Very, very excited.
But, Chad, hey guys, you're watching, right?
Yeah, I'm trying to find a little bit more time off the interweb, so I will be back tomorrow
though, and tomorrow's gonna be the finale, and then I will maybe stay in a lake for another
collab, and then I'll go home, but that is the plan.
I don't know.
Oh, do we swap?
Oh, my God.
Dude, whoever put these here.
Or do we swap oh my god, dude, whoever put these here?
That's a problem. It's such a problem
I gotta clean this up. I think so. I think it's just me and you right now
Oh, it's so much better. I clean you guys's glasses. Why are you on this show, man?
It's just me and you man. This is the me and you stream now. Oh, yeah, yo camera. It's a camera man
I'm not game-checking on math, man.
I'm holding the forehead so big.
Yeah.
What happens?
I'm doing W-chat, man.
I'm watching the wires, people.
I'm watching the wires.
Dude, wires?
Oh, you are too?
What do you mean?
Like whatever I'm carrying for them.
Yeah, there's nothing that we can do about it.
I'm so confused.
What's your favorite?
I'll call it a shark action.
I like red the best.
What about you?
It's kind of fire, isn't it?
Oh, I really like that.
Oh, the chum bro.
Alright, we can't see chat anymore.
Oh, there we go.
life on. Glazes again. Y'all know y'all also go here? I blaze, no. Why do you want to
Yeah, even in the strongest communities on Twitch.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yo, that was actually, that was actually cool.
That was good, right?
Yeah, it was good.
I was gonna watch it.
I was hot in the bro.
She didn't see my camera the whole time.
I saw her.
I was looking at her from a distance.
I was like, yo bro,
I see this, this man,
actually eating all the camera of my kid.
You know that stuff is gross, ice-free. It's like vanilla.
You're a sink back there.
A little faucet action.
I dropped this one off.
Why are you afraid of water?
I'm afraid of what?
You getting sick?
Not sick shit.
Ropes.
The name of the ropes, I scared it.
What's the problem with not thinking out of sync?
Do you have that water bottle?
Back there?
I gave it to you.
Yeah.
Not because he found it.
I can't get it in the bag, so it wasn't, yeah.
I can't get it in the bag, you know? Don't touch it.
First, I'm parched. I'm parched.
I'm parched to be physical with people who are thirsty.
Are you gonna give me something to drink?
Are you gonna put me to one of your bags?
Yeah, I'll give you something to drink.
Oh my god.
No, I'm not drinking that.
Yeah, I would use some water for any other circumstances,
but I want my own drink.
No, no, no. I'm trying to walk. I squeeze it. I squeeze it. It shoots out.
I want to. I'm gonna put that in the middle. It shoots out.
Talk to that.
So you're not... I mean, you're...
I'm sorry to be...
Hey, thank you.
I think I'll sit in front of your house.
What?
You get water.
What are you breathing on?
I'm not even touching my desk.
You got water on your desk.
I'm a brother from the city.
What?
Thank you.
Yo!
Oh, I'm in the right way.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
That's true, I get it, bro.
You know what time it is.
We're about to go to the mall for the Lakers game.
I just heard KD is sitting.
See you, bro.
See you, man, that's really cool.
Yo, that was so cool, dude, what the fuck?
All the judges are cool each day, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a nutty.
Yeah.
Copy.
Am I the top of the chat?
Were these your favorite judges?
I don't know.
No chat.
How the fuck are we top three?
I can't beat this shit.
Out of a baked game, my goddamn life.
How the hell are we top three?
You think we can win it?
What do you think he's gonna be tomorrow?
I go out, we gotta go.
We're kinda late.
We're gonna head the fuck out.
I told you before, Teal, I was like, yo, look at the recipe for a cake.
Yeah, you did, Sam.
that you didn't listen I really forget I don't even think about it so I wake up in
the morning like fuck wait I gotta bake today damn dude I gotta bake today if I
study like if I should watch it I think because back where I've been watching
shit every damn day I haven't watched a single thing
should I study when I get home yeah should I study is the finals dude I
guess the sleeveless
You get it on me if you're learning a vest.
It's a vest.
A vest or sleeveless.
Fucking 80 trees outside.
It's got a vest on.
First of all, the dripper turner.
Y'all don't really understand what he said or what he meant when he said that.
No matter if it's hot or not, the slag always come apart.
No matter if you drip it and sweat.
And the thing is, LA is a nice breeze.
I ain't even hot for real, c'uh.
I'm not gonna lie.
I need a hot fruit, cunt.
Come on, take it right now.
I ain't pitting.
I'm not pitting.
No pitting going on here.
Y'all, no pitting, gang.
I ain't even purse-braying yet.
W25 from Jeannie.
Now really get up to the camera, let her know.
Hold on, I got big old pores back up.
Listen, good girl.
What's going on with you?
What stage do you even live at, Jenny?
What stage do you live at?
Where do you live at?
I'll come to you if I got to.
What's your name?
It's Jenny.
That's why I said Jenny.
You said Jeannie.
No, I said Jeannie.
Oh, God, you said Jeannie.
Oh, for your life.
My life, you said Jack.
Oh, my life, your life?
Did the AIM not say Jeannie?
No, it's Jeannie.
I've been saying Jenny this whole time.
I said Jeannie.
AIM said Jeannie.
I have to wait what?
Glitikine?
I'm my love, yo chap.
I don't call it Uber.
What's this shit called?
The same second honor.
I see you. The fucking crypto.
Congratulations again on going from
the fifth to third.
What?
Why do you look mad about that?
I just didn't know you had it in you.
Listen, Emily, yes you did.
If you thought anybody had it in them
to come back from the last place,
be top three.
It was me.
Why are you still gonna lie?
You didn't lose Patrick, did you?
No, I haven't. I haven't.
Where have you been?
In my room that place.
He's so cute!
I love you!
What you got in the new edit?
Oh yeah. So you're going to the Lakers games.
Lakers first.
It's board side.
He's supposed to play. He's got to move that board.
Make him agree.
So obviously you put your odds on the Lakers here.
I'm assuming ladies in the winter this game.
Do you agree or disagree that Lamar Odom is the best version of the Lakers?
We're shooting a ball!
What do you think about Lamar and Kobe compared to Shaq and Kobe?
Oooh! I like her!
I like Shaq and Kobe more than Lamar.
Do you like Shaq and Kobe more than Lamar and Kobe?
What do you like about Lamar?
I just... I don't...
Well, you know that's why they traded Shaq and Kobe for Lamar to come on the team.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Well, Kofi and Shaq were fighting, and so they had to get rid of Shaq, and that's how we got Lamar.
Wait, wait, wait!
What do you know about anything that's going on here? What do you know about that shit?
I know Kyle Korba is top 100 white men in the game.
He's an Oota.
I give Jerry lots of top 10 people who never give him credit.
Top 10 what?
Ball time.
Oh, like the players?
Not that not that's not the right boy, he's got the players.
You can't just do the logo and not be the full class.
Yo yo, why do you know these guys?
Why do you fucking know us here?
She knows the logo!
Emily, who's the logo of that game?
The wrong game?
No.
I don't even know.
That's a little ever, right?
You're the top ten logo guy.
No I'm not the wrong guy.
Ashley?
Yeah, both my brothers are co-chairs in my eyes.
Yeah.
You're fucking dope, gang!
What the fuck?
He's fucking cool and shit.
I stopped falling.
Well, I really, I did like Kobe besides like, you know, the rape stuff.
What?
Because like, I said I liked Kobe a lot and then all my girlfriends would be like,
What, he raped somebody and I was like, I don't know.
And then he died and I cried a lot.
Oh, that's bad.
I was that gay.
But, um, I've always been a LeBron fan.
Oh, actually, I was actually, I was sad when LeBron came to the Lakers,
because I felt like the problem is that it took away, like, from his legacy.
Timmy just became a part of the Lakers legacy.
That's my fault.
I thought that Paul Warsh was thinking about it.
I don't want to rank him as a Cawk Lakers.
I think you got that.
Because it's like, Jordan never needed the Lakers.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, no, no, no.
Why do you get upset?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I like LeBron. I like LeBron.
You like LeBron more than Kobe?
I do like LeBron more than Kobe. That's a personal opinion.
I also, and some people get my opinion, I like Jordan more than he's LeBron.
Oh, shit.
I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you.
She's talking green.
She doesn't sound like...
Chat if I get tight right now because most of the world and they're gonna be LeBron
I know people will say he put LeBron and Jordan in a 1v1
Jordan LeBron will probably win but that's what they say I disagree I disagree
I disagree too
I'm not gonna say we I disagree
I think I think Jordan is one of the best 1v1 players of all time
That's what I think, that's what I'm saying, that's what I say
You think what I'm saying?
I think Jordan wins the 1v1
I feel like it's which player do you like their play style more and will it fit on that type of team whatever it is
We like them
LeBron's been way more adaptable to teams like the whole thing when he came to like everyone's like oh ball hog like this isn't gonna work
But he's switched up real quick like and he knows when to turn it on too
Plus before he got turned around sometimes. He has to turn it on right now
He has
Luke and I play
And it go I think Katie's out now to do what
Wait, it goes Jordan LeBron Kobe Katie B
We teach page out of a fast book.
They want to be one.
That's far. That's far. That's far.
KDB top 100 white people in the game.
Yo, KDB.
For the record, I take back what I said about Jerry West.
I know he's not in the top 10.
But I think he deserves more.
We're in line. We're big.
The reason I'm saying about Lamar Odom recently is because I feel for him.
I feel bad for him.
Because he's an addict.
He's a drug addict.
Yeah, I think it's a couple backpacks.
Oh, you didn't know that?
Yeah.
I know who that is.
Does that someone say they watch the Morroda documentary
just to find out if it's still on crack?
What?
Wait.
I don't know.
I thought it's still on crack.
You done?
I don't think so.
OK.
The Netflix documentary, right?
That really is thinking about it.
Crack is crazy.
Yeah.
It was cracked.
Crack is crazy.
It's people crazy.
It's crazy.
So you were trying to crack one time?
I don't know.
No.
It's one time before you get like,
let's say you knew you were dying next year.
You're like, mother of a destroyer?
You know what you make the best of the worst?
I love Anthony, I love him.
He's cute! I love him!
He's got problem with basketball.
He's got problem with personality. He's watching.
He's so much fun. And then we watch it.
We watch all the personality.
That's a bummer.
Hey, what is he doing with you?
Hey, what the?
He's still up.
Oh, like that. Like the 93, the dream team.
I'm drinking!
What are you talking about?
What's happening right now?
Why has this conversation never happened?
I really don't, because I don't watch it anymore
so I feel like I can't hang.
You can't hang though!
I would like to get back into it, but it's just not a priority of mine.
But I grew up every night.
It's not the same as Carmelo Anthony, you know?
That's your one name.
No, it's not the same as what I did at Rose.
Yeah, mine's Kyle Corbett.
You actually loved Kyle Corbett?
I have a lot of fans out there, I just can't get out there.
I have a lot here.
I was doing something.
When was there another sexy nigga, white boy?
He was on the heat.
He got there and he took him off the team because he was such a crazy.
I've been hearing him say he was like a sexy nigga.
I know you're talking to him.
I know he was a liar.
You're not a writer.
By a writer.
You attracted to him?
No, but I don't ran to Paul.
You know when you look up at a team?
You're not my team.
He's a fucking guy.
Is he out and trapped it?
I don't know.
He's a fucking guy.
I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm not crazy. I know that.
I don't even remember what he said.
I think that's what's good to get to.
It is.
It's on the rise.
We're gonna go get food.
Alright.
Bye.
Bye guys.
Bye.
Oh, wow!
You should've watched the game.
I think I'm under the roof.
I think I'm under the hoop.
Yeah.
I think I'm under the hoop.
I'm under the hoop.
We're side.
Oh, make your side.
Make your side.
Ronnie's playing tonight, right?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
My dog is a pretty good gap book.
Good luck.
Make the next one.
I'm gonna give those to you.
Let's chat.
How about his birthday party, though?
Yes, and I saw you there.
No, I didn't see you.
Yes, I saw you there here in LA.
I saw a deep dentist.
I saw a HW00, I saw a Christchurch, I met, I died.
I saw him, I saw Mark from RTC, Ben from RTC, Dylan from RTC.
I don't even see your rage.
Yeah.
He's Jack.
Jack.
He's there.
Jack.
This one right here.
Hi, right here.
Hi.
See you all tomorrow.
Yep.
Hi, guys.
Hi.
See us.
Oh, I love you though, so I thought you were going to make garlic bread.
I wasn't trying to stab a top dude.
Come on Pete, like, don't give him that much power.
What's going on?
Hi, peace senior.
Hi, peace.
By any means, like, everybody's just,
everybody's just, like,
like, they're really just like,
Pete.
Hello, sir.
What do you do?
Yes.
Jenny another 25?
Jenny's up to another 25 digits.
Hold on.
Jenny poop with the big stuff.
Yo, hey.
Please don't waste.
I don't know if you're using it.
I don't know how.
What do you do? Like, let's have a doctor on you, gang!
Oh, shit, EMP. Yeah. Can we bond?
Yeah.
That's literally what I was working on right now.
Wanna?
Give her the 25, give it to her.
So we go into the Lakers' gang.
Man, I'ma tell y'all right now,
I would not have been going to the Laker game, but
Kyle should give me free tickets again. I can't even count for him. That's the first time maybe.
He didn't know his ass. I'm like, shit, fuck it, yeah. I'm gonna take that motherfucker.
Okay. This is Silkie. We're Silkie at.
And I think SuperTian is going to the game too, right? Who are Ludwig? I should ask him to see me.
I think he's gonna add.
Don't get kicked out
Alright, bond it in there. Hey butter your ass up. Why do you keep saying who's side differ?
They're from Brazil like the orders are Brazilian
Why don't you say that?
Wait Emily's going to that's why she said zoom I
Thought she was gonna be watching on TV
Okay, not
Right I can't in bro onto a game, man
What's what are they doing Ludwig Emily and what are they doing?
No add they told me it was a sponsor.
What?
Somebody told me it was a response about whatever, I must have, whatever, out of here, right?
That's good.
But yeah, we're going to the arena right now, it's going to be lit, I ain't going to lie,
Lakers, got to be a definite win, you know, hold on, I got to clear out all this out
of here.
I want to see if I know someone that I'm, that's going to be there.
Nancy's in his chat?
Have we met him before? He looks familiar as fuck.
But I think we make it up a nigga to
make her some fun.
I'm not just, no.
From Rivals? No, not from Rivals! K, I'll show you please.
Have you seen this motherfucker before?
I think he's disabled, gang.
Or something.
That one
Wait
You said that you reacted to one of his one of the music videos that they did though
No, it stopped in a movie before
Yeah, no, that wasn't that good though, that was Lord Clark Clark
Wait, no!
What'd you say about the music video?
Apparently they did a music video in like, in 2024
And you guys, like it was like a...
Apparently there was like some super controversial music video with like,
Kodak Black,
a bunch of...
a bunch of rappers
And they did like a skit like a like a
Like make fun of it apparently like all of you guys the brain Ross. Yes
I didn't know it was called. Yo Jenny drop more jitters Jenny with the big 25 again
I ain't gonna lie.
Jenny, why are you doing it, Jenny?
Why every time a girl gives, you drop gifts too.
What was going on yesterday? Do we have any
Wargie Larpers? I'm like, you know, did Jenny
answer the question?
I'm looking at chat. Tell me if she answers.
I've been larping and wandering for 7 years.
I'm a larparado belong here.
Where are you going on that?
I don't know.
I can't help myself.
I don't know I can't help myself
Chad if you're not watching me, who are you watching?
I'm hungry, that's a good food right there
Okay so the goal is to not get kicked out
And Colton, how do you think you're sitting next to me?
No, I'm not, I'm very far away
I'm very fine.
Some of you alone with this fool trying to get kicked out?
Yeah, you're gonna be alone.
It was okay, I got some connections.
You'll have full bit of it, right?
Probably not right off the rip, but eventually I will get something.
There's a Wi-Fi in there.
There's a secret Wi-Fi.
Do you have it?
I will be getting it, yes.
Don't worry about it.
It's a secret.
But you will have full bit of it right there.
But probably not at first.
I have to wait for them to get back to me.
One of them is in the fucking Luka-dum-chich cosplay right now, bro.
It's my farm reaction, bro, which I was there for that.
That's the bigger... It was a long day.
He did ask the Luka, I think.
He even got his same tattoos.
It was freak.
Colton not coming with... Oh yeah, he's coming with.
He's got different tickets.
Do you know if we're in the same row or something, or the same section?
I don't know what section you are. Oh wait, I guess I could look at the
Yeah, we like to find out because I have a seat map right
I'm sitting a P5. What do you think I would watch if I watched with Shimmer Shack?
Because I haven't, I don't watch things. If I watched with Shimmer Shack, what do you think I would enjoy watching?
Obviously what I have right here, every once in a blue moon I'll
turn on the stream who did I watch all the time I really think I probably watch
Joe Bartolosi hopefully I don't like how much I like I think like him about
certain things bro I don't like that shit it's weird I didn't know he was like
that bro I started binge watching this show on f-break
good ass Tato's videos too yeah you can tell you can get the reactions right
after masturbation we in Florida we have been in Florida for a long time
we in Florida for a minute so get in reaction frame I'll be dodging some of
this video because the title seems so calm and I feel like I want to react to it
I don't know.
Say that.
Listen.
Jenny.
What the 25 it is?
Holy fuck.
I don't even like, I don't even...
Yeah, then what's going on for me?
How could I make your all the times you've supported me, like, worth it, like,
Yeah, I don't want you one day black, damn, what the fuck, I could drive this sucks, and this bum ass nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
And I want you to feel that.
Oh, hey Allah, hey Allah bhabi.
Why you never ask Landon that question?
What did he say?
I live in DC, but I don't know where I live.
What did I say?
I live in DC, but will be a free agent in a couple months.
What I mean? Wait, wait, wait. Explain that.
Man. Yeah.
What do you mean by free agent?
What do you mean, what do you mean by that?
What I mean?
Confuse.
Are you sure what PVM is silking this week next week I'm in
Here's where I'm at oh
So you're behind me but up is that behind you or am I on the opposite side?
What she say chat
I mean, I'm about to get out the military and then looking for a new city to move to.
I don't know what city she moved to, chat.
Why are you all so awesome?
Rower.
Dang, I'm not here to watch you flirt.
Jenny if you could say what do you think was the moment like alright I'm start
watching this bigger oh who's that like what was it that you see and I'm like
alright I'm gonna start watching
I
See this by how she got money in the military and she's a doctor and
and
I've been walking for months with any on you do society up on live what I was on nights. Oh shit
Bri
Briana with the five
Thank You Bri Bri
Thank you Brie Brie. I appreciate the vibe you did so much over here. I'm a lovely day, Brie Brie.
How you been on the Bobby?
All right chat we got a
I hope it's Pete today. I hope it's he out there. We're in the chat. You did we get an NBA player
that book you did we get a money's eyes that book wait I don't know if I'm on the edge
even near that bro I wish my seats was like fuck if I had the seats that they
were gonna be in I could show you that shit Ronnie for show what about what
about brawn run there's been better days what's going on the body they
I'm gonna hear rich by some a seed.
You don't know you?
That nigga leaned over me and casted a shadow upon
a six-foot radius around me.
Looked down at me, dat me up, and let me smell him.
He knows where I am, gang.
LARP has cash nasty and he got you Jenny what Jenny would to be 25 thank you Jenny
take your Jenny Lenny wait what's the sometime
God damn, we're gonna hit 100,000, we're gonna hit 100 and 1000 games, one of these days.
Oh we're at 98.8, oh we're at 100.8.
I'm gonna use Jenny's method and finish that, she already got raised, hold on pretty
I'm not know what you're talking about!
You can call me Sky Ludo, gay!
You're rage, you're so awesome!
I'm a wonderful personality! Yo, sneaker goddess!
Thank you!
No, you're awesome!
You've had a lot more...
woman supporters, man.
And I'm fucking with you.
These niggazes...
Well, you got damn boogie with the bat 20 give the game
With the facts when he gets all and I get to talk, you know, we're trying to get us set up in the BNB chest
I get I
Want to do a picture on where he's like before leave about I'm trying to get a set up in the BNB
With the connections terrible, so I'm gonna try to get a smoke and I try to get a star link
If we're to try to lift the desktop to the strong, I can shoot.
I don't think they can actually be good enough to play games and shit.
It's not gonna be good enough to play games right now.
You're not gonna be able to play Marvel at all.
But I'm gonna be able to react to shit.
Yeah, yeah, we should be able to get an A desktop stream, at least.
Or like, a desktop set up.
Yeah.
But...
But it's tough.
It's...
That Airbnb's tough.
Jenny!
What the 25?
Jenny boo boo bear. Thank you, Jenny
But but my points just and pretty brown Johnny appreciate you
Yo, why are they saying it is content king. Well, you actually finish content game. I don't think I care
I ain't no slut.
So I call me, yo, what's wrong with y'all?
You shit.
Yo, Jenny, you showing out.
Yeah, Jenny, you showing out.
Jenny, you showing out.
You show it out.
you to go, you have to just go for it
you're the motherfucka
dammit
how many kids does that jenny drop?
sky 1-0 method
bro i ain't using no sky 1-0 method
jenny tell him i'm not doing the sky 1-0 method
i ain't doing no
what the fuck was my invite
yo case on a lowkey game?
I wish I lived in your crib. You have such a homie crew, bro
Can't tell what you pull up
You didn't clap with TJ or Sylvie. Yeah, listen to me. I'm a collab with all the homies I have. Everybody I can while I can
Leak, less than a week. We gonna try it, bro
are you a breadwinner for each of those two are you a breadwinner for each of those two
Game 2, let's go. What's game 2?
Us?
What's Dr. May's not much money. The Jenny Dr. May.
Dr. Jenny do. And she trap.
Tuesday.
I
Will have to see game nothing I'm collabing with
Somebody fuck unless I
Do with them earlier in the day
Well, I think I'm gonna try to get silky or something on Tuesday, baby. I don't know we don't see
Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna have time to go to the game again, again.
Besides Friday, is there a game on Friday?
On Friday I could for sure go to the game, cause that's when I leave, I could leave at like night.
If there's a game Friday, let's do it.
Wait no, that's gonna be a way, fuck.
Fuck.
It'll be a way by then, cause, yeah.
are we getting a ray collab? 100% I'm trying to get that, you're trying to get that, you
tell me? I feel like me and ray, ray is good vibes bro, she's always smiling, she's nice
Oh, I wanna do some moreay, that'd be fun.
Brianna, BriBrii!
What the fuck, you didn't bring me, thank you BriBrii.
Thank you BriBrii.
What'd you hate today BriBrii?
Wait Brianna, you're a registered nurse?
Whoa, whoo, we are the registered jurors.
What?
Yo, we got some room.
Hard work of women in large, you day, let's check.
the pain to fix your knees
yeah she all right
why are you ladies are all breadwinners with the niggas to chuds yeah you know check that's why y'all don't get enough you know what i'm saying
why are you ladies cooking jenny?
yo jenny why
jenny fuddy is fucked yo, jenny dead fuddy is fucked gig, jenny with the big twig,
yo, jenny funny, thank you for the 25 gig, 99k let's go, bro we're not 99k, we're at
like a hundred something and we need 20 something or something to get to 100 1000
what's so funny about getting you don't get
Okay, yo, for what FB at 101 K W to the channel to 100 on screen of W 101 on screen W right
quit
Well, I thought yeah, yo, yo, Geo
While I was out here, I
Ain't gonna say which but it's a brand I fuck with pretty sure you follow it overly
It might be trying to do some a fashion week
It might be trying to do some with some custom pieces gay. Oh my this is the cause of the honestly so crazy
I'm about to meet with them this weekend. I can go say
Vubro, I can't believe it. It's literally one of my favorite brands right now. I
Can't even say it
If we don't have it down below retarded now, I look like a dude who can't keep full water, so
Echo no, but echo did hit us up and that goes to do something
What's the big 25 Jenny go go go Jenny you make too much money
Jenny Jenny Jenny make too much money
They just seen the recent flicks they see how much we've been rocking them recently
a little bit you know I'm saying I'll tell you right now I was wearing them I
I
Go say
So what is a large ebonics to drop I did got a drop mark check you try you try to get some work, okay, but
Okay, so I could drop merch right I can easily drop YG merch and y'all gonna buy it
but for some reason I feel like if I do like a merch that's not YG it can be
way more fly like you'd even have to fuck like y'all could swag it yes I
could swag some YG shit but it'll be harder to do with the seasonal drops I
I can really make some crazy show and there's like a different
like a different game like Y'all know.
Gotta do some seasonal stuff.
Exclusive.
For merch though, not a clothing line chat merch.
Merchant clothing line is different.
Get a notebook.
Yeah
Yeah, I can't get cocky me that is a clothing
But I mean I get you know, I like her I might do both
You know what I ain't gonna tell you about that yet, but what I don't think about it. That's when she gets delayed
Now I ain't gonna keep it there right now, I'm just thinking about this guy in the game.
Goal?
It's uh, make it through the entirety of the game.
Um, and chat?
Whoa, what is he just...
Alibabi!
I hope you have a better day ahead of you and RIP gangie. RIP my love
It's hard for your loss
They get to the Lexus club
Okay, I'm gonna run.
All right, Chad, I'm gonna just let it be known.
When I get out the car, I make a video for my story for a cashy post, so I'm gonna get
the lake is winning and shit like that.
Letting you all know that.
What's the score of the other games right now?
What trades you got right now?
What do you got in Calcy?
I got the lake is winning game.
How much?
How much you got?
How much?
How much shit I put on it?
I only put like look I put six hundred and a pair was 4g on it look I've been
playing small I used to put down $25,000 $20,000 $10,000 you know not but I've
been winning the low ones I did not win the heat one but the heat one is not
fair they took yo yo damn literally got hurt damn doesn't get hurt he win that
game true or false chat true or false chat
BAM doesn't get hurt, he win that game truffles.
True.
That's true.
Like how close the game was without him, gang.
They needed a game winner to beat the heat without BAM, gang.
Like what? Let's fuck outta here.
Like what?
Say boom button drop 40 on your head he's soft
But here's the thing the reason I'm not too too mad with these it's not the point where it's like I'm tired of
Being in the playoffs would be most like when we're just to scrape and fight and just to lose
No matter how far we get no matter how much we overachieve deep down and all of our heat fans heart
We know we don't we're not supposed to be there or not exactly not supposed to be there
It's we're not winning not getting a ring like you know like it's just not happening
team is big
Five get this it's cash with the five get this
It's like a room.
Shaded away your chance with Jimmy.
Just stop.
He screwed you?
Yes.
Yo, why don't you hurry his head, bro?
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you.
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
You said what?
You said brah go go go go finish?
But I hope so.
I made a video.
Check. We are at the crypto arena.
Ready for day one.
The Lakers was rocking to get the PTs out.
So I had the Lakers winning already though.
Yeah.
What the fuck am I saying?
What up, Blackfish?
Hey, let's do the game.
Hey, what up, boys?
What's up?
Hey, look at my nose.
Hey, chat.
You got the crypto arena for game one?
Game one, Lakers first rockets.
Say Katie is out.
I got the Lakers money now.
These cold wire, yeah, check that.
Go, go, go, go, go.
That's a lad.
What the fuck are you doing?
All right, when you get to scary, you have to be in the car.
Alright, when we get to scary, I'm going to turn the screen off, it should still stay
streaming.
Do you want this way?
Or do you want this way?
Because I'm going to hand it to you.
Screen off.
Screen off?
Yeah.
Screen up there.
I'll do one more something like that.
I got to do it again.
Show that.
I'm gonna die you mean I die yeah
we're really brought brought new props
now right now now right now when I come back out wait where's the where's the
What what what I don't know
That's what we're supposed to go to today, you said?
Is there a system?
Lexus, Lexus something?
No, that's the
That's when we get inside
That's the Lexus lobby
We're supposed to go in
I'm going to hand this to you though
This is yours from Sunday
High channel?
Yeah, this is yours from Sunday
I'll bring this to you after
Still on.
Chat now.
What's happening, pal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, pal.
Well, I think it's who bad?
Look at that.
I'm going to.
You take more.
the way you look
hey, how's your life?
what you say?
young boy
young boy is killing... hold on
I don't know who those niggas is
hey, what you say?
I don't know
hold on, I don't know
what you're doing
I got to be with him
I had him boy
alright, you all stay safe
he said young boy
There's a dog boat.
Oh, shit, I got a bike. Take it off.
I didn't even look at my ticket. Let them go through.
Yeah.
I'm on the inside.
Oh, I'm the inside.
I don't know if they're like internet trapped us.
Oh, we're still full bars?
I don't know if you can see the stream.
Yep.
So this is...
I'll take this one.
Ah, yeah.
So...
I don't think it's too long.
What?
Is that what?
24?
What the fuck?
One...
one...
Jack, we are...
in the building.
We are seeing this.
We are seeing this. We are chilling right now.
I know, I know, it's everything good.
We got a lot to handle.
Do you need the light, Mike?
When will you get it?
An hour?
Is this for you?
What's that?
Are you on that one?
You're on my phone.
I'm going to ask you one more time, do you want to go in right now?
What am I going to do?
I'm going to ask you one more time.
Where would I go?
It makes car over.
Okay, thank you.
I think that's what, what lobby?
We're on the other side of the window, that's what I'm saying.
No, say we're going down to the court.
You gotta listen to the rockers, that's your sport strategy.
Security, you can't squeeze a human, it will be a male, it will be a male.
You got both of these stories?
If you like something, then you should listen.
I don't need both of these stuff if I go in there.
Hold this for me.
If you ask a basic L.A. life, you can lie on the right,
and proceed to the south, or leave the bottom.
Gather and get rid of this class,
and we'll sweep you and people go apart.
I got a double track kill.
What's up chat?
Okay, so I'm going to swap you over.
I'm signing in to...
not...
the thing yet.
What the hell is that?
Alright, you guys are going sideways.
We're just going to type something in.
And he's going to piss me off.
The responsibility has its rewards, designated from her program.
Bans me through the guest services on the main platform to cross the aisle at 12,
and cross the aisle to say it's kind of unrecognizable.
Now, I'm going to hold the graphic of the panel, so I'm not going to have to do that.
Blushed off a memory, not alcohol beverage.
Responsibility has its rewards.
Out of the lives you may see against your own experience,
get out of this room for all events,
until they quit their job properly.
You should be on the line 5.
You got it up here?
You okay with my foot?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, cool.
So you can lock the screen and you're not going to...
I said, you should be fine.
You're asked to sign a tag team, what do you mean?
What's the code that I signed?
And who the game is going to be the best?
What's the sign?
I'm just going to give you a text message.
Yeah.
I'm going to be the social security officer.
Remember, this is our final.
We're in this game.
You are on for all your free and risky approach.
He's accessing all that evidence before it's over.
Get all the names you can tell from the car in the middle.
When you smell the smell of the house, it's as if it's a good release.
It's as if it's a good impact. I can't believe you're telling me.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm going to play with you.
Okay, let's do it, fam.
Two, one, two, three, and boom.
Okay, remember what's the right one, two, three.
I think we better off doing that one.
I'm gonna do something out of this.
you
Yeah, I mean, I need another, I need another name, I need another name.
How did another day have to end?
Boys!
Right now, I'm going to win the City of Washington.
Here's the box, and here's the board, please.
And the lead is Langer!
Now, in this series, you're going to see two new great players
of all time take center stage in the ground.
And one of the players here on the scoreboard
will have a chance to draw a long change.
He's nearing the playoffs for them tonight.
It's not a good seat for this girl.
In the class of coverage number 48.9 rebounder,
7 assists at 2992 playoff career days.
Open for 19-20 now, baby.
He is not in the right area.
OK, I'll just be more about the light.
Let's see if I'll get going.
I'll get into the next one tonight.
I'll perform a dead edge.
I can do everything, bro.
I'll walk the band and figure the chance to light.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll wear this train.
I'm sorry.
Now, we are going to do that next day and I am not ready on the board for the real question.
Are you guys ready?
Come on, come on.
Hang on, come on.
Get it out of the way.
This is the first time.
Lagernation in Los Angeles.
Are you guys ready for the playoffs?
That's exactly what we want to hear, the late 30's and the 40's can shut the company down as it's supposed to.
We're going to take it over to our next generation.
Let's have some fun, and as always, GO LATER!
I'll get somebody to save me later.
I'll see you later.
I'll be over.
I don't like them on the road.
I'm gonna try not to kill them.
Wait a little longer.
Come on!
Hey, look at that!
Look at my phone.
I'm going to be coming out soon.
How do I talk to y'all? How many boys? How do I talk to y'all?
Do you have a gun?
Ah shit, I don't have a gun.
I'm gonna stick my hand out the corner.
You think he gonna get it?
I'm not gonna look like a clown.
3
Yo, you all lost?
Hey, Blond!
You too!
Blond!
We're at the Crypto Arena!
Instagram, Blond!
We got the lights, the lights are coming out so, we got the cork.
Woo!
Yeah man.
It's amazing.
Woo!
yeah man
You want to come and get your stuff?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna stop until it's done.
What's this? What's this?
Okay, I'll come to the beach.
Oh, okay.
No worries.
Woohoo!
Wow!
Incredible!
Awesome!
Crazy!
It's safe!
Woohoo!
you
I
Yo, look at my phone. Make sure it's still on.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, I swear to God, I swear to God.
I'm a crumb. I swear to God.
I'm a crumb. I'm a crumb.
I'm a crumb.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Let me close back after half time on this one.
Oh my God.
Did you see any daffodils though, did y'all see any daffodils?
I
Know you have endo running
What do you think?
Please, please.
Fighter?
you
I'm gonna get the horror live, but it's worth it.
Oh my god, you didn't get kicked out?
Let's go.
Spray.
Just packed out.
It's about to make.
It's still been on the truth screen.
Oh
I'm gonna step my hand
I'll be drinking the water, look at the way he's drinking the water, do you need a drink of water to play it?
Yo, move your big hands on the ground, trust me, burn them down!
And now for this presentation on the Bachelor of Arts.
Please welcome,
graduates of our class, and a more brief actor,
Ro Cheney.
Oh, Sam, can you see
But the dawn's early in the night
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
That a flag was still there
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
On the land of the free
and then you can stop it!
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop it!
What the fuck does it do to the science in the 80s?
The makeupers!
The brothers and the rags!
It's time to show the world a story!
Okay.
We won't get that for a minute.
All right now.
I
Go on!
Come on, come on!
Let's do it!
The door is open!
Still D8?
D8!
Oh my God!
I'm in a so fast person.
Let's go, let's go!
Oh, what?
Oh, no!
Don't so fast!
I won't!
Push, push, push!
Oh, a lot of spraying! Maybe that's what he looked at, as he sees it's locked.
Oh
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Nice.
Good job.
Happy.
Ow!
Stop right there!
Good shot, Bobron.
Great shot.
Get inside, get inside!
Get inside
Okay
JUSSEN
Watch this again.
Ah!
This looks good.
There's nothing in this loop on the shed.
That's not your body, that's not your body, Sengoon.
That's not your body, Sengoon.
The ball goes on.
Let's do this.
Yeah!
Let's do this first.
There you go.
We're ready for this.
You've already seen the video.
Let's go, man!
Oh my God!
Hey, hey, hey!
They're cooking!
It's a goal!
I'm going to shoot it!
Go!
Hit it, hit it, hit it!
I'm going to blow it up.
Woo!
Yeah!
Don't get out of those doors, baby.
Baby.
Second one.
I'll crush that guy.
Come on.
I don't know what it's on the side of the plane, but I'm not sure if it's on the left or right, but I don't know what it's on the side of the plane, but I don't know what it's on the left.
No way this happened to me.
You said five weeks ago.
You're so close.
We have our own hotspot.
We're working with you to one,
bring your words and things.
We'll find all the answers to your questions
once in 30 seconds.
We're going to bring your questions to you.
Now, wait a second.
We're giving you some fingers players
and we're going to play them fingers once in a while.
Okay, it's time to meet them.
I'm going to answer this.
We're going to make a decision.
We got a fine load, we got a halftime, but we're having the first quarter up.
The players' leaders make their play on-front. You are all a problem here, you can't go skiing, come on.
Chase your scots and cops, report it.
We are all against getting you going on a pervy road.
We start by asking for safety.
We ask for safety, we provide security, and we have to watch out.
And the criminals, head back to city for those in reaction.
We're going to stay out of this.
Let's go, access schools and leaders.
Three of those need help.
One, start from school.
Ladies and gentlemen,
all of those who are in this restaurant
are from Texas Park.
I've been in this restaurant here
for a lot of time.
As part of the American express
in the question.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Billy Scott and I'm a producer.
Those who are in this restaurant
are from Texas Park.
I've been in this restaurant
for a long time.
I've been in this restaurant
for a long time.
I know if I'm here
as a person for the first time,
but I'm, my hand is grey for me.
I've never been a big person.
I've got two of these little puddles here.
I'll follow you to the rock.
Oh my God!
Look!
What the hell?
Look!
We are down at the side.
You can see the flow different.
What?
Hey, buddy. I know you just do it on the right. You look at that.
I
The cat!
you
You
Hello, is that it?
Everybody else are busy?
I just do.
I'm the only one.
Take care of the others.
Very well then.
Ha ha ha.
Body making dead ass, body laughing, body laughing.
Danny, look at me, I'm laughing, okay?
We're gonna get tapp on, we have to say we're gonna get tapp on.
We're gonna get tapp on.
I'm not thinking anything.
I'm not liking, I'm not liking.
We're gonna get tapp on.
So am I.
Now we're going to show you the holiday that just first, second team come on.
Taxi taking one shot.
Yo.
Pre-dict?
The death of Captain.
Oh!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Now we're moving!
you
What do you think of what is happening?
I want
Marcus
and the owners brought the shoulder.
Woo!
Oh, my God!
Do you feel that?
No, it's a good feeling.
It's a good feeling.
that's rock rock
watch, look at that
ahh
that's the end of this video, I will play that on the floor, I know this fucking game
you
You
I'm fucking...
MOTTO!
That was all of my money changed as a person first.
He chopped it into two.
I forgot.
I can't accept it.
Well, you're missing again, say it.
Because we got to do it with a draw.
And a big one on the stand.
Now I remember how I should be trying to say it.
Oh, hell!
Oh, bloody hate, bloody hate, bloody hate.
Oh, shit.
All of you here.
Good morning, sir.
Thank you for having me.
We're on game.
Standing for the big 30.
You all got to be tapped or something while watching the game or something?
Ooh!
Get down! Get down!
Now it's time for a few more minutes.
It's a second important technology.
Target released.
Copy.
I love to look at that.
Come on!
Pass the ball!
It's over! It's over!
It's over!
Come on!
That's what I'm talking about.
Now it's all over for 17.
Larry Alisa has his first...
First hit now.
Now we...
shoot two!
We need to separate them, get to the bottom, don't take them to the bottom.
Lay your reaction so we can react by 25 seconds so we can react together.
Oh, hell no.
This link, the lowest after, please, I am.
I
Was I crazy
I was trying to mic suck a talk to y'all
I was trying to mic suck a talk to y'all boys
Oh God
Let's go!
That's the board.
He's fine, I see what he's fine.
That's Katie with fire.
Beautiful.
I don't think that man moved, bro.
Yo, Luke, come on, look like so did you sit on the street and you lost the key hole.
He was nothing that bad of a hole, bro.
That ain't no like a basketball player.
I'm going to pass it up.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I will present a lot of the problems
that we see out here as consistent as possible.
And one of the things that we're going to do this far is to hide from the world
and this far to show our ignorance as a normal person.
Which means all five of us go back to normal.
We're not going to be back to what we want to be.
She says, she's correct.
I don't have a doubt about that.
I believe in you, man.
If this man is going correct, I'm going to hold it in.
I'm talking about what happens to me.
I'm going to hold it until I'm eight and eight.
This is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take a look.
He's going to shut it.
I don't want anything.
Oh, it's sour.
That was baby with my hand.
Oh, man. Oh, my God.
He's riding. He's riding.
Outlet, outlet, outlet.
Woo!
12.7,
7.17,
17.
Glickwood Bear would be
looking off for him in one shot.
11.50,
9.50,
11.50,
12.50,
13.50,
12.50,
2.50,
12.50,
Take the wingman.
Converter is left to the half-time.
Whoa!
One more shot!
I'm following.
That's it.
Luke.
Uh, I'll go and go.
Thanks, guys.
Oh
What do
What do they call it?
All that's about to start.
You want to bring it in?
That's the first.
What?
That's how it works.
I don't know if you can hear me watching that gun or what the hell.
Like the seats are in the way.
I'm going to make sure you don't get caught.
Thanks, sir.
What are you doing?
I'm going to make sure you don't get caught.
I'll check your pulse.
I'm going to make sure you don't get caught.
They have still missing, coming up the hatchback.
They are ready for set up.
Molders full, a prep-saving, high-pitched performance.
Your balance beats the impossible.
Trust us when we say you don't want a messiness at hatchback.
I got some standard seats.
Oh, crap.
I don't know.
Oh, please.
Oh, it's...
Fuck yeah, hello.
I got it.
What?
I found the soul number 23, Nice and Furry.
That's the first.
I gotta let him sure. I gotta let him grab.
I gotta let him grab.
Give me a missus 2, here.
Give me a reason.
we're at the doubt
we won't get to doubt
we'll get to doubt
we'll have terms approaching
we got home minutes
we already locked eyes and giggled at each other
we're going to get back to doubt
The Bronco? Yeah, that's a zero percent chance.
Brownie's 100 percent in green.
If you bet blue, whatever your guess is, you do.
Bronbon? You do.
Oh, that old lady in the front from the board just turned around and stood up and put five seconds on.
No chance.
How many do you think I'll score?
Shot.
Three hundred.
Zeroes. Stop playing with me.
I'm hitting at least five points.
Now, I'll give you the others the hardest that's to score the NBA game game.
Like, they're not going to foul you, bro.
If they didn't have fast enough or strong enough to get fouled, they wouldn't have to.
Oh
Say go to demon look at that past see you the person is like oh my god
I'm
Why I keep saying it's awkward what's awkward
brownie boy brownie boy shot brownie boy I gotta realize like that's not loud
trust me I'm not loud I'm right here I'm in the mic I'm not being I'm not
I'm being a shim of a team, trust me.
What's awkward about this angle though?
My phone's locked, by the way, my phone's locked
so like nobody can see, oh my God, oh my God.
Yeah, watch this.
My phone is locked so anybody that looks up
my phone screen is black
so don't think I'm doing no cringe here.
So look who's looking, is it a worker or a random supporter?
Is it a worker or a random supporter?
I'm like a fan of the stadium, a liquor fan, like is there someone walking or like a worker
or a employee?
Oh my god, I didn't see you.
Is that a story game?
Good game.
Probably slow down a little bit.
Eight for seven.
I'll burn you seven.
Ready to shoot.
I'm going to get the shot down.
I'm going to toss it.
That is going to stand up and lock us in.
We're going to bring the rest of you.
That's fine.
That's fine, huh?
That's fine.
I started I started oh my god
Diablo Predix payout
Oh my god, hey, oh my god. Oh my god. You didn't look up GG. Wait. How's that dirty? Is he gonna come back out?
You don't come back out
God, I swear I didn't lie about that shit. No, I swear.
Half time is not done.
Oh my God.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
The quarter is not done. The half is not done.
Don't pay out yet. The quarter has to start.
I'm going to fire low.
I
Mission find low mission find low where do you think most headed to mission find low mission fight he rang
Yeah, fuck up on him. It's so quick. I see him. Oh, no, we still
Oh
I'm going to get some food.
You have to tell me?
I don't know, that's a long way.
I'm going to get some food.
We don't see it.
It's like this.
The way we don't set a bar by such a...
We have to take it by that such a cook.
We're going to...
But that section is cooked
We're going over
Let me see your ticket
If they don't move right now, we're going through
I
So little
I
What's up?
How was that?
Hey hey hey hey hey.
I got the thing going on.
I
I don't know what the other is doing!
Hey! Hold on!
Let's go!
Oh no!
Get the phone!
Nice!
Let's go!
You like this? You like this?
You like this?
Just take a walk in the building.
I'll be right here.
Where's the work?
I don't know.
I'll see if you went the wrong way.
Okay.
Where's the brand?
What?
Man.
You want to clap your hands?
Thanks.
You want to clap your hands?
Then go down the hall and hear it.
All right, honey.
Most of us are clutched.
You are clutched.
You are a human.
Duh!
What?
What's my internet?
What's going on?
What?
What's going on?
What?
What's going on?
Let's go see what's going on, bro. Let's get out of here. What's going on? All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I got another rapper shoes on, in fact, right?
I got a little Yachty shoes on.
We're here for you to go and walk first, though, because you've got tons of old rock tops, I see.
I'll be gangsta soon.
I
Yeah, a little passion is not in it, on that shit, but nothing stays on the couch, it just chugs, chugs back to you.
Listen, no, we're Corsair right now, you don't know about it.
Hey, that's a chug, all right, what do we do?
This is a mind and mental moment.
I'm gonna, I feel like you're getting on the liquor, like you know more about your liquor.
I got you, I got you.
I know that is what I told you, you don't want to live, because you have to run and fuck you in the head.
What are you talking about?
What? I was looking for your stream, man.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to write this up, Chad.
Boom.
Oh.
Shots.
You want to take out the stream?
I'm sure there's food up there.
No?
I'm sure there's food up there.
I can't believe I'm real cool.
If it stays centered, it's got like some real life.
I'm sure there's food up there.
I'm tickled.
Why are you so mad?
I'm so mad.
You're mad.
I don't know.
Oh
I know how to make these
I got some sushi
I'm not moving around so much, but I can't look like I'm recording, Chad.
You don't understand what I'm talking about.
No, no, zero plates.
Yo, there's no plates, huh?
Alright, thank you.
Excuse me, sir. Is there plates?
I'll carry them back.
I can be an Elmore real quick.
come with elwos
come with elwos or elwos
do we need a good chap?
we need elwos
elwos
come with elwos
Yeah, what do you do?
You have bananas or something?
I'm just gonna inside, oh.
I'm taking the bananas.
Leave that.
I'm just gonna grab right there.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, let me not leave that there.
This is so cheap, oh.
Here you go, man.
I'm just a little, throwing about a bunch of rich monkeys.
That's how you go about it
How are you?
How you doing?
Hey, it's good you came here?
It's good
How's it going?
Oh, shit
How we feeling?
She was being fucked, though.
You just throw it, gang.
You just gotta throw it, bruh.
You gotta throw it.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
So she's driving to show it.
I'm a lot
I have one shot at one of the flow games.
Bro, look.
It ain't nothing but a thing, bro.
Be good.
Yo, hold on. That's what you do, boss.
That's what you do.
Like I said, he ran, he ran.
He ran away, bro.
He ran, bro.
Yo, the lady's Vanessa's man to me, though.
The lady's Vanessa's this man to me.
I need you to do what you do.
I just told him, yo, I forgot to get by.
I risked everything.
I owed him.
I didn't mean to get by.
Oh, fuck, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
That's crazy.
Yeah, how many of you are out there?
I've been live since 12 p.m.
I've been live since 12, bro.
Wait, you were number one.
I was doing a show at 2D Center,
I was like, they can't do it.
I didn't have any trouble over here.
Now we have?
Is that actually a movie?
Yeah, Emily is.
Oh, Emily.
I think she was on TV.
I think she was in Ludwig.
She was in Ludwig.
Oh, Ludwig, man.
Yo, why'd it rock if the... Oh, they could've had it off.
Did you not lose another pipe?
Huh?
Do we have to lose another pipe?
Yes, we do it.
Yes.
I'll be soon.
Let's do it.
Wait.
Does not make a lot of that beauty.
It's not like bad people.
What?
It's like one beauty.
Oh no, we have to walk right past it too, let's go.
We have to walk right past it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna start camera.
Let's go.
Wait.
Yo, so it works?
Oh
What's that shit actually good, bro
The fuck is a great cheese party crazy?
Green cheese shots are good as hell.
Yo, chatter's so young that I wonder how's a green cheese guy?
You buggered him?
Yes, you don't taste nothing.
It's just like...
It's just a good game.
Green cheese are going the best shot ever, though.
Are we not gonna order it?
It's gonna affect us a lot.
What?
Yo, dude!
Dude!
Come see a shot!
Where's the best shot at?
What?
Yo...
Yo, great treat, technique.
What is that?
Oh, come on.
It's a big, big, big, big, big.
It's a great new technique.
What she doing with that old lady?
What she doing?
They know what the old lady is.
They know.
What that lady doing with the great new technique?
You know that girl.
She didn't sell.
It was an old lady, too, right?
It was an old lady.
She was given like a free class.
She's got a cane, a calf.
I just ran around the whole city.
and they didn't wait water how did they let it rune
so he's got it
he's in now
oh
he tried
he said he won't run
that's his stupid bro
how much was that
don't cap, don't cap
what
What?
It's working.
It's uh...
I don't know.
Maybe you don't know.
No.
I'm just feeling here.
Hey, um...
Wait, um...
Lovely.
What is that?
It's got a fella's paper.
You all right?
You all fucking over.
I mean...
Hey, he's such a nice guy, man.
Yeah.
He's such a nice guy.
Let's go dappin' him up, Jimmy.
He's got everything, you know?
The view ball?
That was...
See, that's how you got a quick going, bro.
That was a leg to me.
I don't know shit about that. It's like a pop-up, right?
Alright buddy. Yeah, it's pop-up.
Yo!
Uh...
Yo!
What?
My first time meeting my guys, a person, game one, it means they're out lakers.
This is all right.
All right.
What?
One more round.
You all right, Aston?
I asked for the shot.
What?
Excuse me.
No, no, Aston, I don't know.
No, what's going on?
No, no, no.
I want you to tell him.
Tell him.
Just ask him for a wet bruise shot, bro.
I'm showing you. I'm showing you.
Okay. Can you tell him? Just tell him.
The shot. The shot.
The shot.
Four weapons shots.
What?
You don't want your weapons got to you?
Take these weapons out.
Wait, wait, wait.
The shot.
You don't tell them about the shot, bro.
No consent is racist. First of all, let's be honest. He would give consent and we're not talking about that.
We're not talking about that. We're not talking about that.
You weirdo.
I
Oh
It's a crazy if I freak it off.
What am I freaking? Should I freak it?
I'm freaking it.
I'm freaking it a little bit.
He's a DJ.
He's a DJ bro.
He's a DJ.
I'm not hitting this phone.
What's the problem?
I gotta get another one to sell.
What? It fell?
It fell, bro.
What you?
I'm gonna make another one.
Like it fell like this.
He's coming.
Do you want to get it?
Do you want to get it, Paul?
I'm not gonna hit the counter.
Come on, let's start up.
Yeah, let's take this one.
Let's take this one.
Let's do this one.
Shut up, Paul.
Holy fuck.
That push you don't do is he? That's a point for a combination.
I think so. I don't have any team that's very good.
What push?
Whatever the shot.
That's a good shot.
That's a good push the shot.
I told you! I told you!
That's a good push the shot.
I'm chicken and banana.
This sushi was good, I like it.
I don't know.
Who eats more, gang?
Honestly, who eats more between us?
Enemy of fast is five.
I'll eat it later, like way later in the day.
You eat the middle of the night or not?
I'm not lying.
My eating window is like 7 p.m. to light.
I like it.
I was making that like 7 p.m. and I stopped you to have 5 a.m. No cap
At least you have a window
That's what I mean
No cap
But that's when I'm home
I'm not here, cap
I'm not about to listen to you fuck that
I want to introduce you to love you
I want to introduce you to someone
Alright, let's do this
I don't know how I survived this long
You don't want those skills, bro.
All right, let's go dark world shot.
How many points do you think the gate Jordan would have right now?
Oh
Yeah, come on.
Get down here with the other team.
Yes, please.
Yeah, yes.
Thank you.
Take you where you want to.
Two shots.
Come on, gang!
How's that?
How many minutes left to the third?
We will get the Brony down.
Did y'all pay the credits?
No, no.
We're going to get the bucket that time.
Um, I'm going to end it again.
You ever read it?
What's the reading?
What's reading?
Got a rig at home.
Oh, I gotta fill it up.
We got a meatloaf, gotta get a fish.
Gotta get a fish.
On the stadium, no cat.
I mean, on the floor.
On someone.
We can take it, we should be around the left side to left.
Turn what?
Jenny, drop some tickets?
W Jenny in the chat.
I go live, like wherever the rocks, of course you can.
you
We survived the fourth quarter we made history.
If we get booted at the fourth quarter game
Spirit? I guess I have spirit.
I'm a doctor. See you soon.
I think he's low key drinking the water in the big house in the opposite room that I tried to grow.
By this one, she's in.
Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, well done.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Here we go, down the block.
I'm going to get a bag here.
I'm not doing it.
All right, all right.
I'm gonna walk away, that's what I'm gonna get away from you.
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you.
Awesome.
Try to get out of the seat.
Get away from me.
We'll see you around. God, do something about it.
Good morning.
That's just so crazy.
The file is called number 12, Dave Lorrain given.
That's a second and first of the last two minutes.
Demaration to view the rain to check on us.
Alright.
I'm on.
Just on my head.
Now the show's over for the rest of the team.
That's a set.
Over there.
We're down to get to it.
8,000, shoot you!
Ok, I'm off.
I didn't say you were going to scratch the bar, you said dead in the face.
Yo, what happened? I didn't see how it happened.
Most on TV.
I'm alive.
Who you got? Jackson Hayes or Jabari Smith?
Who you got?
Big guy Hayes, bro.
I bet Hayes gonna praise it up.
We're gonna set it on fire.
We're firing from the ATL.
How are you?
How do you do that for my name?
What is that?
They're going to jump you and they're going to shoot you.
They're not fighting, stop.
I don't know what ATL nigga that's baiting.
They're going to jump you, they're going to shoot you, they're going to block you.
They're not fighting.
This light is amazing.
Crazy light.
There's light in the stage.
Crazy light.
That's the light in.
Woo!
Nothing's wrong!
Woo!
Get the bears up there, Captain!
I'm in road.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Three, one, three, set, go.
Really?
Let's go.
I'm going to go get some water.
I'm going to get some water.
He's through me!
Still put it down.
Now for replay. Now for the loop.
It's a second, first and second.
Go again.
I
Just
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. How are y'all feeling right now? Do y'all hear me? How are y'all feeling?
Oh
There we go.
Every minute is a release.
Roger!
Oh, my God!
This is going to be a hard, this is going to be a sad enough kill.
Oh!
I'm gonna die!
Big!
I'm a fan of pro-legger's, but I keep it out.
I want to see the other teams that I'm...
All right.
I'm gonna grab it.
You don't know?
I'm gonna grab the belt.
I'm gonna pull it like that.
Oh, this muscle is tight, huh?
I'm gonna grab the belt.
Yeah!
Look at her.
They don't talk.
I'm alive.
They don't got a fucking can like this.
He tries that, he tries that?
Boy.
He got a fucking...
Little shot.
And he got rear of the hill.
That's a goofy thing.
Don't you look? It's a bit right now.
Okay!
Get ready!
I
Go to seeds last week. Go to seeds last week.
Go to seeds last week.
Oh
We are 27!
You've got 27 days!
Now is the last opportunity to demand more help.
That's the first person on the team to find out.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god, dude!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
you
You
That shit's lit.
It's too long.
You'll see it after.
Oh look what it is.
Good shot Marcus!
Look at Justin Hazen!
Yes!
My boy!
I
I'm gonna be a little bit
alright, I'm gonna be a little bit
go to the front
right
I think it's a good idea to go to the beach.
It's a good idea to go to the beach.
you
We need Braumont to step past the point shot so it looks like you've got like 25 points
that it's cooking in here.
Two of the Braumont last two minutes and we'll never know who they had 12 in the first
four quarters.
What are you doing after this?
We're going after this.
Let's go fast, I'll get it alive.
Left run, get some more rebound.
you.
Raise your shots.
3, 2, 1, go!
Oh!
That's wild eye.
Great to meet you.
It's a great time.
Alright, alright, alright!
Is that an ambulance?
W's wrong.
Check.
W's wrong. Check.
Bam!
Hey!
Survive!
Survive, survive, survive, survive.
Survive your way.
Hey, catch it.
Hey, catch it this time.
Get out of here.
Oh, fuck.
Shit, fucker, fuck.
I tried, I tried.
I'm not out of my mind.
I'm out of my mind.
I'm too early, bruh. I'm too late. I'm looking at Braun giving an interview.
Ah, Mr. Dello!
I'm a child for Braun. I'm a child for Braun. I'm a child for Braun.
I was looking at him giving an interview.
I'm child for Braun.
I wasn't looking at him. I didn't look, bruh.
I'm beginning a problem, bruh.
I can get it, sir.
What do I say to him, like,
I say what do you want by no, sir?
What do I say to him, bro?
And Luke ain't giving no dance, Bronn ain't giving no dance, though.
J K.
We got him.
Bronn Bronn!
My G, my G, my G!
I shoulda...
I'm just a crumb.
When you looked away I thought it was over so I put my head down.
Then you look back.
I'm a pro, I'm a pro, I'm a pro, I'm a pro.
It's over.
Oh, look at me.
I want to slip up on my dog.
I'm going to go for a low sound, check where he's at, I don't know where he's at.
Yeah, I don't know where he's at.
I don't know where he's at.
I didn't find him.
I told him.
There he is.
How about a few of his life-safe clothes?
Yeah.
I'm just bringing them here.
I'm not gonna go because he's like in the office too.
What?
He's been here for a long time.
No, I don't think he's here.
He's here for a long time.
What's up man?
Yeah, show him for good.
Yeah.
I saw like that, but any court side games I've been a brother just to happen any month at any weekend
Take a last time
Oh my god
Go to the press conference. Hi, man. I'm gonna press off. I asked him. I see question. I'm gonna press off. That's policy
You're not gonna picture a bad person.
Yeah, I got one.
All right.
Oh, I don't wanna be a bad person.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, Sam.
Come on, come on.
What are you all saying, man?
Bro, come on.
What?
Yeah, bro.
There they go.
Yeah.
What? What's he doing here?
I think he did the accordion, but then he let us on the court right now.
You got that move guys!
I got this move!
It's alright!
What the hell?
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Chef, where should we flip over at the Los Conos TV?
The chicken skewers over here.
What you know about the Yachties, Cud?
I like those.
I don't know what it is.
That's it.
Well, these are the only colors there is, but it's just one of the colors that I want.
No food.
No, no, no, no.
Air force here at the time.
What?
Hold on.
You look like you got some shit on.
Oh, Cud.
What?
Yo, Chad, those loaves have the most dripping to it.
That's shit.
The water's dry, brother.
Wait, did I do it?
Did I swear like that?
Wait, yes, you got a swear?
I can't give you that John Elmer, Nike Tech with the drop in shorts with the LeapFrogs.
I'm a boy.
Well, I see you guys are crazy.
So I don't know.
You can cover it.
No, that's what I told you about.
You know, we have an emergency.
He's passed me.
He's never been to the role at all.
He's from a product and assistant person.
He did.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, we need a fit somewhere.
We need a good background.
A good, a great background.
Damn.
Come on, help us.
What do you need?
Can we just, like, right here?
LaBron?
Oh, it's just...
Is that, is that ass?
Is that ass?
That's ass?
It's not ass!
Is that like back room itch right here?
No, that's...
Shit.
Maybe the statues?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe the statues?
Yeah, the statues.
Oh, bro.
I'm kidding.
Look at that shirt face, look at that shirt.
Hold it in, I'm gonna text you.
I'm going out front.
What's going on?
What happened?
You know, I got a Texas security.
Oh, yeah.
Where are you at?
Was he in a seat?
No, it is the guy we know out here.
Oh, he's coming.
I'll put it right up.
Put it in?
What's that?
We got to go near the code stand.
I don't know where that shit at though.
I don't know what
Jack Fishman accomplished
He's the best fisherman we've ever had in our travels
I got some luck, I got a lot
The brownie
Tell me
I can't even eat my favorite plate of all time
I have a better bowl of simple bowl of food
I'm on Earth
A bowl of brownie
Both of you dipped on your ass.
Staction might actually be too many people.
Yeah, security's outside.
Those don't play with security everywhere.
I see what's on that ring.
I got security when I need security.
I can't tell niggas when I have security,
just know they're watching it all the time.
I got the stability, okay?
Jose is always, my dog is always in the cut box.
That's all I gotta say.
Yeah, show it, show it.
Oh, it's a legendary game.
Go play, go play.
Go get the shit.
I just realized the statue won't have bad people there, I just realized that.
I love people who take it, you have to show it to the shot.
I
Saw it talking to you I got it. I kind of got it
That's your buddy
I've never met him in my life. Never.
How come you're into this?
I've got some shit.
What you think you got some shit?
Look at that.
I can't say anything.
I'll get my way.
I've got some shit.
Have you got some shit?
Yeah.
You got some?
Yeah.
And the film?
Yeah.
And the film?
Yeah.
And the film?
Yeah.
And the film?
Yeah.
And the film?
Yeah.
And the film?
You see what?
I can't take the picture.
I'm trying to click on it.
Oh okay.
No play Rive.
You said desktop.
What?
I was at the top of the screen.
I don't know who you are.
No, play Rive.
You said desktop.
You go what?
I was gonna talk about today.
I was gonna talk about desktops today, bro.
I was talking about whenever you get that shit set up.
Whenever we get that shit set up, Chad.
No, you are not allowed.
I might end that motherfucker's life.
No, Chad.
You said desktop?
I didn't say desktop today.
Stupid.
I said in this trip, during this trip.
What do you gotta do, Rach?
About to end this motherfucker.
Get it outside, I'm gonna end this bitch's nose.
Where's coaching, chap?
What the fuck coaching that?
IRL, on credit.
What's that? IRL Unknipe.
Unknipe? Unknipe?
IRL Unknipe.
So, Unknipe here, bro.
What happened?
You couldn't hear me.
Hold to the out front.
I'll share my location with him.
Should we come back to the car?
Yeah, they want to watch the statues, you have a minute over there and you think it's better if we just set it up like that.
Go to the statue court.
No, we're doing the statue court.
Hey, this boy says let up here or not?
He's chasing us all the time.
Yo, just put the fuck around here.
Okay, fuck it.
Don't your cat is live fuck you what?
Don't you guys live on what? What does that even do?
She screams
You know you're a fucking son, ain't you?
Got
Oh
Damn
I never would see that statue first damn that is what the fuck
No
It's me and love. Don't get the flick of doom right now. I'm gonna go some tough way.
How I show the buttocks of the UVs these days.
I just farted on the onus.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't live in L.A. bro.
No but don't you have like a second of shit?
Nah, okay.
Florida, just Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida.
Oh you don't want to say that?
Wait wait wait.
You're in Jersey.
I thought you don't want to leave here.
No, they're good.
No, I don't got no other thing.
No one's there.
Jack knows where you are.
You're in Jersey, L.A.
I don't, I'm in like a few places.
You said you're in Jersey.
What?
I got the country like, you know, stupid.
What?
How the fuck you saying that?
How the fuck you doing out of the country nigga?
Oh ok ok ok ok ok ok.
You already know.
Ok I don't.
I know you where here bro.
Yeah so which action would be the first action?
Obviously the uh...
The first action or not?
Yeah cause the boss not that special.
You know what the boss is saying?
I just had to say that.
I'm not going to lie though, the boss might be the first action of the process.
Right
There's gonna be scuff. There's gonna be scuff
Everybody want a patient's game
Yo, what are the yo dashes crazy dashes crazy
Hey guys
Huh, I'm not famous your famous
Yeah, what's it's it's up I got you gay
We stay here you go there
Yeah, oh go to the front go to the opposite entrance and where we came oh so cozy go to the opposite
That's not K-SOUL.
That's D-Lose Puffer.
Can you get to the Puffer?
Are you on your way?
I'm going to get out of there.
I'm right there.
What's that?
Time to suck?
Follow my things up, on to that.
Woo!
I'm hard.
I think that's a good idea, I think that's a good idea, I think that's a good idea.
I'm not a human being.
You're a force of a human being.
You're a fake tough.
You're a real tough.
You're a fake tough.
you
I'm going to go see what I'm on tonight, look chat, look listen here, right here, I'm
going to end this bitch off, check chat, look check chat tomorrow, uh, chat clutching their
pearls I know y'all probably wanted a collab or some shit after the master
Baker, I'm sorry. But I had a good time at this game, man. I hope y'all did too.
Even though y'all didn't get to watch it for a while. But tomorrow's not so
bigger. Thanks for watching, man. And then the rest of me, we got a good week ahead of us.
See y'all bright and early tomorrow. And yeah, love. Stay safe. We're gonna win this
big tomorrow, too, now. Come on, tomorrow. We're gonna have to hope.