you
It's hippin' fiends.
COALTEN!!!
Christ, Colton!
Why are we landing?
What do you mean, shouldn't be?
How we should've been?
round me down a little bit, but that's, I mean, is it because we still
couldn't do this dumbass ethernet? No, you're on the TV right now.
100%. I like, I've tried everything possible to make it work. Yo,
chat, what are we doing, bro? I've spent several days trying to
get the internet in this house. And I've talked to, I've
talked to online IRL people, I've talked to TVU people, I've
I don't talk to IRL toolkit people.
We've tried every possible thing we can.
It is brutal.
All right, it's Airbnb.
All right, go live.
Chat, do we just go IRL, bro?
Do we just go IRL, bro?
Which name, guys?
It's over, chat.
I didn't even see it lighting that much.
Oh, they don't say I'm skipping and shit.
is it even bad right now bro? no. it's fine. bro chat. don't jacidate nigga. oh baby
cuz you turned it down lowkey. maybe? he just turned down the bitrate lowkey. it's
good now. they're all saying it's good now. okay bet. bet. oh wait let's see
What microphone is better is it this one or this one better this one or good
another one oh it's this that one's better this one this is my webcam
Mike is better than the actual headset how yo what's up a lot what's up a
Bullshit logitech making you buy this
Yeah, how much was this?
Coat that how much was this?
$30
Bro, I phone every $5 they do better than shit
You gonna spend $20,000 and decently sign the fucking life
fuck we good right now go right check no skipping lagging bro it's lagging a
little skipping again it's gonna be like I want to see what the last look like I
don't know if they gassing I don't think gas in it bro I mean it doesn't like
Like every, like, grand.
We got a lot of talking about chat, communities, and all that.
Uh, it's good.
It's like a little skit!
Wait, is that frozen right there?
No.
Come on, let me see your motion.
Tell me when it skits, but it freezes.
Oh, there's a little skit.
Solid?
Solid clean fire. Oh, great moves work it. Uh-huh shake it get in there. Oh
Check I'm gonna have to do with a little bit of chips for a little bit game. We're gonna go our row
We don't go out if we get too bad. We're gonna call you back up here. I mean go out
Oh, yeah, let me well
Let me know and then swap and then yeah, because I have to disconnect the TV you and get it set up for
This is the only thing that works out here is the TVU.
WTVU.
Chat has been a rough internet week out here in LA, bro.
It's been rough out here.
But, comfy effort.
Hey, wait, hold on.
You fuck with the, uh, you fuck with the, uh, bitches.
Okay, send six shirts.
Hey, man.
Get out of there.
Six big tubs.
I'll put all this shit in shit, I'll put all this shit in shit, fuck this shit
Fuck this shit, I'll put all this shit in shit, fuck this shit
She like fools, but I'm still in phase
Nobody's still in phase, music loud, bro
I don't even hear music playing
Yo, what's crazy out here?
But look, you've checked today
Faze Miami reunites game Miami Faze reunites YSM reunites game last time it was what was the last time all three of us were together and did a string
Pottery
Toy for Thanos
So that's how we all make that was a toy for Thanos. Yo, you're not looking wanted to do
Those guys appreciate you gang. This is my first time on like frameless shit
I feel like a bug with these. I'm trying to like roll into them sheets a little bit to my foot
I'm kind of like a little bit. You know what I'm wondering chat Silky texted me today. He was like
We never picked up our shit from that from the lady from the pottery class game
I don't know if she's even in class right now in her shit right now
We didn't even do that today, but I did want to see she still has
You think she still has that she threw this shit out
Bro, there's no issue throughout game, I don't think she threw it out
Man that shit reused
That shit in the garbage. I think we're one of her favorite guests. It's just memories game
I don't think she'd throw it out.
Give it to the homeless.
What the fuck is the homeless going to do with our pottery?
The fuck is the homeless going to do?
She put that bitch on display and she was caught.
Especially the RG one. Fuck.
Give it to Thanos.
Okay, how has the lag been the last five minutes?
Is this mic ad?
Okay, so you used to complain about the mic.
You want to go back to the other mic?
Alright man, let me go back to the other mic, that's what you want.
Back.
How I switch it?
Alright man, shut the fuck up.
Shut your asses up, bruh.
Stop getting one guy.
I hate when people tell me I'm getting one guy.
Alright y'all, after that one of my streaming pet peeves,
you're getting one guy, one guy.
When I see more than one fucking person saying anything,
am I getting one guy?
She pisses me off.
Well, glad she didn't use the crumbs, the crumbs, the crumbs. I was, I was trying to get...
Oh, Jenny, what the heck is this? Thank you, Jenny.
Thank you, Jen-Jen. I was going in for car years. I left with crumbs.
I got a problem, bro. I'm feeling itchy. Dusty spots, so I gotta get some algae medicine.
Check out a lot of talk about no cuffs
And why the fuck I open Twitter to see Valkyries saying cuck cuck wait hold on get that clip for me, bro
Wow actually don't get me no clips. I don't even got for reaction clips right now. Just don't give me no clips, bro
Don't send me no clips, bro. No clips
Hello?
Cold-Egg?
Hello? You're frozen?
Am I alive?
I
Over back yo might OBS just lag bro. How long are you going yo might as bro?
I'm spending an extended amount of time out here cuz when I'm back in Florida
Gang I am staying in Florida
It is over.
Niggas got to pull up on me.
No cat.
Don't piss me off.
You're not going to see me until Monday, bro.
And this quarter or nothing.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Chat, any of y'all take allergy pills?
What y'all allergic to?
Why are you still in LA?
Y'all don't want me in LA or some shit?
I
Take dick pills
What coaches is that?
Allergic to bullshit LA strings fire y'all go to LA by more on the on the floor divide
Birth day
What the fuck top of user names that cut
birthday allergic to you floater what the hell you like about floater chat I like
them both for different reasons but of course you know I'm a like home base I'm
gonna be biased towards one base always but LA gives a little spunk you feel
the leg is a little spunk. Do you like my username? No. What a god nothing. What? Is
that plan? Can I what my tweets? Would you say about your tweets still? Can I link my
tweets? You know what? Yes, but if it requires listening to audio, I don't know. But yeah,
you can link some tweets. But oh my god, chat in communities. Communities are owned.
I can't believe what I woke up to this morning, yeah.
I thought it was a prank.
I soon, like, it was like the first thing I did
when I opened Twitter.
The news broke that second.
It's even no thing you can get.
XTC, Leo, came for the five dinners.
Euron Musk is a fucking terrorist, man.
I can't remember if communities came before
or after him, but communities was one of the,
if it was, if he implemented communities,
That was the only good thing he did, which one, ever.
That's the only good thing he did.
It was before email, so he didn't do that!
Community was before email, I don't remember,
my memory's fried, I've been smoking a little bit out here.
Cause of 420 and shit.
Hello?
What's on your face?
Are you out right now?
Wait, wait, wait, that's not a real game. That's not that's not real. I gotta I gotta I gotta see that shit
That's not real game
I'm at my B&B
Huh
But you're not up
Well, you look good
Okay, all right. Yeah, we wasn't letting it get an hour because we got we got some shit planned
You look good
You all been picking up
Don't make it sound like I'm a third-party.
All right, man, all right, baby, I'm gonna school you.
I'm gonna school you.
All right, man.
All right.
All right, we're gonna have to scoop Max Relius.
We're gonna scoop Max Relius.
XTC!
Thank you for the five jitters!
Appreciate that one, bro.
Listen, Twitter comms is...
So, Twitter comms, they need to come...
No, Elon Musk has done zero good for fucking Twitter, man.
He's ruining this shit.
He's removing Twitter cons for group chats?
Who gives a fuck about a group?
And why the fuck did I see the nigga in the post-tum-up?
Communities don't got like motion like that.
Like the nigga who broke the news would say,
oh, because communities are not active.
Are you crazy?
You're, he's a liar.
He's lying.
Am I nigga?
That doesn't even make sense.
Probably because he began flanging them in fucking communities, gang.
Gang, bro. That was like the one good thing left on Twitter was in communities, gang. No cap.
Look at this bull shit.
This shit.
Read that chat. Read. Let's do some popcorn reading. Who gets first printograph?
Today we're announcing two product changes for organizing communities on X.
XXChats.
Now supports joinable link or group chats.
Create a public link and share that right to timeline.
The support for 350 members gain?
You know what a fuck look do the declining usage?
Yo gang, let me just a fuck about no goddamn group chat gang.
Group chat for there already.
So we going from 75,000 niggas to 350?
Yo, this nigga weak as fuck, you know I'm a fucking loser, man.
He wasn't invited to no group chats and high school and shit, he's not like, he got
this shit now he want it, now he making group chats and shit, I don't know.
I don't get it, bro.
I don't get it.
What's next, champ?
I ain't gonna lie.
On the community, it's not 11.
On Tuesday, we have to throw a party in that bitch.
I'm talking, we pulling up earth and we going crazy.
We going through all the best times.
Top moments, top wars.
You did what I'm saying?
That day might be the day I blow the soccer truck up, too, with a RPG.
That might be the day you're gonna blow the fucking soccer truck up, bruh.
I don't know.
But I do want some money from you, I don't even know a lot, I feel like that's just
the way it's the money.
Yo, STC with another five?
I fake wanna sell that shit, though.
Chow we going back to Reddit?
Is Reddit the wave?
Drive your Cybertruck into the nearest Tesla store.
Bro what?
Chow are we going to Reddit?
Fuck no, are we going to Discord?
Yo Chow, how do we make no idle lab bro?
Let's make our own
What streamer should I collab with it make a big-ass app
Let do it
We should make our own app because we know what's lit true social Gigi
Gigi do you live is actually be on truth so your eyes alive. I met a nigga with a true social
I don't know, bruh.
To support larger groups, we'll increase the member limit on group chats. However, a community...
The fuck? Your community average 287 active members per day since April 14th. So you wouldn't be impacted.
Oh shit, frying his ass. Straight lying. Straight lying gang. Fried his shit. Who is this nicky
to beer motherfucker? What is this? I've never heard of this nigga in my life. Go to Blue
sky. Y'all ain't too deep, bruh. Blue sky, true social, can't do it. Can't do it.
They said a blue sky. What the fuck is that? What the RFE to me? Somebody said the RFE to me. What is this?
Wait, what? I'm embarrassed to say, and this took a lot of courage, but we OSS
in a place instead of the beginning of the month we are losing our house
What the
Yo, you're trying to let OSCS never challenge
Save them chat save works save they need art. They need your help room
OSCS needs y'all be a hero for once in your life
be a fucking hero for once game
and Colton, why the fuck I don't see my chat on the screen game
oh do y'all see chat on the screen
y'all probably do, I just don't
nah I'm good, yo chill
I can't hear nothing, hold on
yo Colton, why the fuck man, I said not
What up?
And comp.
Comp.
What up?
Cut your comp.
Oh god.
Yeah, I'm keeping up.
He's in love with the cool kids.
Comp.
And he go us.
He's actually so funny.
That's that us.
Yes, Ray. That's that us.
Ray just actually so funny.
funny you go us so funny he's actually so alright you want weed no no she
don't know we never she just swagging fuck no I'm sober and I thought with the
hoodie that's us that's that us look look check you just gotta know what
use us when that bit of us that shit us you know what I'm saying
you comfy dude what are people gonna what yeah Ray Valet I ain't gonna lie Ray
Valet I can't catch she's sweating she's sweating she's sweating and she called me
a cool kid they got me on nigga oh my god I was yo chat another validation who
Who was I with?
Was it Lee?
Uh-uh, who was I with?
I don't know.
I don't know who I was with.
I was out last night.
And the lady said I looked 22.
She thought I was 22 game.
She thought I was 22, bro.
Y'all can't call me up.
Y'all can't call me old, bro.
Well, I don't need to lie about that.
If a lady called me 30,
I'll tell you she called me 30.
Take your mic, ain't no mic to fix! Wait!
That is the mic, bro. This is the best mic you can do right now, gang.
She called you a little kid. Skits or facts? What's this?
S.U.C. believes Twitter slash X is removing communities to make it impossible to discern
which between people... That's not skits though. How's that skits? At least that's facts.
I don't even know what the fuck this man is saying because that's facts, gang.
I'm a big fan of this game, and nobody's saying it really well, I'm bad at this game, so I'm bad at this game, so...
What are they doing? They're removing the...
The whole timeline, okay, every big post that is not in a community, all the replies are bots!
There's not a singular human reply for like the first hour of a tweet, if it's not like...
It on some red, it's so, uh, it's just disgusting.
It's just ass, and they just not doing shit about it.
Who owned, who owned Twitter before Elon Musk?
I remember a box would be here and there, and they would get,
and they would try to purge them or do something.
This Elon, they could like it. He likes that shit.
The last foundational blocks that makes things?
They gotta make a, they gotta make a dark mirror episode about Elon Musk, bro.
The humans interact with humans, right?
They're removing the last human elements of Twitter, so that all bots are un-mechanizable from real people.
Bang! Skit-o-take!
Bang!
Communities is one of the last places that you can filter and see and moderate, but a lot better than our main posts, and they're removing them.
Like, now it's just, now it's just plank down. It's just fucking bullshit.
Facts.
Can't you guys know what?
It's a fact. What's his job?
Yo, bro
Put some into it together. I can't be doing this shit like I'm not be doing this shit
Niggas is not having no black boy juniors. So I
Gotta be second
Yeah, I gotta be second to be guys and I had to you felt me niggas had to
You know, obviously you
I don't really want like I'm just telling you how this cuz I want to be aware like
Okay, my dog out of the second me. How you feel about Maxwell that
Cut open his dick and twist in his tools
WRL move and then he got German pieces like a day later, but WRL moves
Not my dick, I don't give a fuck Fake, I'm telling you, just nigga, rock
cat Next, well, dick is the type of nigga to watch
video on a vasectomy and the next day, get a vasectomy
I think he is not trolling, my dog is not trolling, gay, he's not trolling, bruh.
But I heard the reversible and shit, I'm just scared when it comes to the cock and the balls
and all that shit, because one shit fuck up and you can't have a case for life and
that's not some shit that like, oh that sucks, no, that's like, I don't want to
live, like half the reason why I want to live is not there no more.
I don't even... You didn't understand?
I'm... I'm pussy, gay!
I'm pussy!
But they said they could reverse it and shit.
Are there any side effects to it?
Besides... the chance of...
Wait...
If you could have a second to me, what's your nut look like?
Wait!
Hold on, man! We're fuckin' got pregnant!
We're almost got pregnant!
No, we gotta have a conversation, sir.
Uh-oh, wait, you don't want to talk about the shit.
He not gonna want to talk about it
Wait you should it's the same
Let the nut looks and feels the same old pause. Hey, yo, I'm talking about like no
Hey, yo, but you know what I'm talking about like if I gotta be second me
we're
Gonna talk about what we see him bro. I ain't gonna lie me personally. I wouldn't get a beset me
right now
But who am I to tell what I'm gonna do with this dick, man?
You know what I'm sayin'?
I ain't gonna try to top my dog today, cause I did see the dermal pictures, it seemed like he doing a lot of shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
Make sure my dog good and shit, you see me?
Hehehehe
Jedgy dropped state role dollars in the floor with a punch.
And how does he know? Cush him.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
You coulda just used condoms?
I'm the top of n***a, I'd rather not have sex than use condoms, bro.
I ain't so cool not having sex with me. I gotta use a condom. Okay, I'm sorry. I don't need it that bad, bro
I'm cool, bro
I don't need to pussy that bad and plus when I do have sex it's not what a horror
So it's like it's what usually with someone I trust and I'm talking to her dating or something like that
When I used to do that type of shit when I wasn't asexual
Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up.
Hey you.
Yo, Daddy, how's the snicker?
Us. Us.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck.
Ron, South, you've been jammed right now.
No. He's good.
I'll surprise you.
Hey.
What?
What the fuck?
Man, what the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
What are you?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look at the face.
Oh, my.
Why is he smiling like that?
Yo, yo, no, cut.
No.
So would you crap for me if that was me?
Would you f*** off?
Would you pull up on Desi? Would you slam Desi?
What the fuck did that?
What did you say?
Yo, what is this?
I'm laughing at you.
No, you're grown.
I'm taking a picture with Deji while you're on the flow.
Alright?
COWTEN!
I just realized it's a time chat. We gotta go pick up Maxwell Dentist.
We gotta go pick up Maxwell Dentist.
I was looking at law we got something to do at eight is he not law
It's my cherry little demon game, you got rocks.
Maybe I, alright, let's go out of here.
Alright, who's in there?
Who's in there, see what I'm talking about?
Chad, you wanna go somewhere downstairs?
With the boys, you're gonna go silky,
rock out, lean in, edit, or downstairs,
you're going crazy or something,
or you wanna switch to, like, Max or some shit.
I feel like it's 50-50 Lee.
I was going upstairs.
I'm going upstairs too.
Alright, which one is Leon?
Uh, second.
I'm sorry.
But, this is what I'm thinking. We should have like, we should have multiple agents.
So like, anyone that I don't care about in a way.
Right?
Wow.
They want to stop them all.
Yeah.
And then we put the up.
Yeah.
No, we put it up.
We put it up.
Oh.
Whoa.
I'm sorry.
Go on.
Hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Sorry.
What you doing, man?
What's up, buddy?
Let's go.
We just don't want to be trying.
We've got to do some laundry.
I told him to do it.
We don't.
Go on.
Ha.
Call up.
Call right up.
Okay.
Call on.
I mean, call up.
Wait so what what we doing today game? What a word?
We trying to get
We forget lead a bad bitch today. Oh, you do got a show you pull it up. Don't you you fucking blast
You do got a show you pull it up. Wait those glasses look good for the day
Come on. They do
I was like big bro, what helped me out with some ice or some shit man
Oh, you know earrings
I
I didn't go and take a piss so I just turned my chat for the day.
But your chat's right here?
Y'all right here, right there.
What about water?
Why is he right here?
I don't even know what that is.
I'm gonna put it in.
Oh, he's naked now.
Let me do it!
Alright.
I don't get it now.
That's it.
No, that's fucked.
That's fucked, dude.
Alright, let me put it in.
Let me put it in the good chat there.
Wait, what the hell?
Why are you trying to bring it here?
I can't read these niggas, though.
I don't see what they say.
I just see my shit.
I don't even know who's in the chat window.
Yo, what the fuck? We're not flying through that, though.
We're not flying through that.
I need my...
Wait, wait, wait.
Check. I'm pulling up, nigga. I'm hanging out with pipeline...
Me?
We are in no PDM.
Wait, clients!
Can you camera man a little bit? This shit is like...
No, call him. He's all sexy guys over here, man.
Wait, hold on, wait. What the...
I don't know.
Fuck you, you gotta hit you.
Peace out.
Wait, let me see his check.
Yo, Ray Dechelle is good for the night.
Wait, who?
Yo, someone said, yo, snooko, and it's so sexy, bro.
Yo, thank you, bro.
So they said, too annoying to it.
What?
They said snooko looked like she made so much money.
Well, I'm telling Diana.
Yo, check.
Who's jumping on the stage?
I can't handle it.
A girl come over and no cooking stand in the bag.
That's it.
Cool girl.
She's like, I'm just not knocking.
I just heard it wrong.
No, that's not wrong. That's not wrong.
That's right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a beat, man.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
You're nervous?
No, that's it. You're nervous?
No, that's my personal best.
Okay, bro, what the fuck?
Are you going to squeeze my shit, bro?
I didn't play your shadow, but my neck is doing it.
Okay, chill! Chill!
Oh my god, buddy.
Why does it play here?
I should...
Niko, I didn't speak it.
I just said the move.
I didn't...
I gotta play like fingers, buddy.
I gotta play like fingers, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
You could do that.
What's the plan?
She's coming over.
What's she doing?
Shit, man.
Niko, no, man.
What are y'all doing on stream?
What's up, bro?
Yo, I don't watch your...
Hey, look, Bro, you got your shit.
I ain't got no shit.
He's the same thing.
I don't watch no damn games, baby.
I love...
You don't know the bitch's name?
Oh, the woman's name?
Her name is Janney, Janney Fest.
That's her name on shit.
Janney?
Oh, fuck. You know it, don't you?
God damn you, man.
Oh, fuck. You know what I'm talking about.
God damn it!
No, I don't.
Damn it!
I don't know who that is, bro.
I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna show you.
So, like, I typed in her childhood a week ago, and I sent you down to class and said,
yeah.
Where's Faye Bear at?
I think she's with me, fuck her.
So I'm gonna take a Faye Finger, even that pussy right now, that clown pussy,
finger that shit.
Well, you know who Faye Bear is, right?
Yeah, she wanted to come over, she wanted to try and...
Oh, by the way, I'm doing an IRL stream with Faye Bear, so...
What?
You want me to park it?
Well, we made this shit?
I don't need a women
You want to be with us though
I don't need you in favor of me
I'm not fucking that bitch
I will host y'all
Whatever y'all doing
You will host a day and night for me in favor of you
Say you swear
I don't know
This shit right here
This shit ain't coming
No
No, no, I just
I hear the little yacht he gave
You seen the shorty that's pulling up?
Yeah, I'm the one who pulled up, what you mean?
Oh, you know her?
Yeah, I know her, ladies
Fuck these, man
Good dog
No, no, I don't know her
I don't know her
Have fun
All right, give me the update when I come back
Tell me how I went and all that shit
Bob White, Marcus King
Yeah, GG
Yo, he's on every
Okay, but Marcus King pulled a lot of those
That make it fall as every woman
No bro, this dick comes down
No, hey yo, get off my dog bro
Ah, we out, call
I'm gonna haul that shit out, I'm about to go
Yo man, come on, yo, let's go, let's go
We are out
Baby, what are y'all doing?
You have a date coming over, set your ass inside
I'm not supposed to, I'm just supposed to read it
Oh yeah, we also want some shit bro
You're right, slap, see you, see you, bitch
See you later, kid
Fuck
Alright, chat
It's a little dry, but it connects, helps.
This shit should be smooth.
Marcus, ball, I'm gonna let you do it.
Marcus, it's a little tight.
Marcus, it's tight.
I think it might be messy, though.
How you know Marcus?
That's not TK Bobby, though.
Get off?
Thank you.
Ah, chat.
We have a wall.
Why is it...
Is there traffic?
What time is it?
It's 7.22 all of this traffic.
GG.
It's only 30 minutes to get there.
Oh, my God.
It's usually like 12.
Reflections?
Yeah, now we're there.
It's usually like 12, bro.
What?
At least so interesting, bro.
Something can be four miles away, five miles away.
I literally just talked to someone on my phone
this morning about it.
What?
Hey, P-Fof.
I was getting so pissed that it was like, oh, 12 miles away.
and then it takes an hour to get there, an hour plus.
What the hell?
And then if it's during rush hour, double it.
And then it takes you two hours to go 12 miles.
Yo, let's call Silky, bro.
Should we call Silky, Chad?
Let's call Silky, because he's not awake, gang.
He's like what, like, like what?
In the back of my mind, I've had all this money.
Yo!
You gonna be ready by 8?
Yo bro.
Yeah bro, did you get a haircut or something?
Nice, just get home here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good for it.
Listen, are you, are you ready by 8?
You said what?
Wait, are you live?
No, nigga, what did you say?
I'm not live.
You said you said you said you said you said you said you're right now what I fuck you
What I fuck you I don't like you do look I go lie the dreads is your shit. I go cat. I fuck with it
It depends how long they get I don't want you just spit on me. What was that? Just was that?
No, I don't want yo shit can't get too long though. Like I feel like
Yeah, I feel like right now we can come don't don't make that shit too long
Why are you that's what you get why you not live boy
What
Yo, it's our yo, we got a
No, that's so before Twitter cons
Yo, you ever to get it out the way cuz before I don't go was it
I ain't go live Batman you'd be able to get away with it like a slip-up can happen on stream
Yada yada yada and you was good
Now cuz them cars, but I'm a missy not gonna miss the console city
That's the only way. I was like really viewing Twitter if I wasn't looking at news
You're not gonna miss it cuz you can do your little thought shit without getting caught up
Okay, let's have agreement. Let's not terrorize each other today. I'm so why some shit
Let's see, let's see if you do let's see let's see chat. Let's put a pre-dict child who starts it all first
Yeah, how come how come the other yeah, I bro I said the word you don't know what I said of the day
And you looked at me crazy. I'm like yo, bro. That's a regular-ass word
Okay in that context that was a perfect word. No get your ass off me. Why you put your chains on bro
They can look at that stuff in the beard
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I know it's been going on lately. It's been a hella queen's joining wire. Gee, bro
I had to hang up again, I don't even fully talk about Jesus Christ. You get to yapping, bro
Come on
Come on, I'm sorry, I had to bang it on that
Why do you think that is though any ladies that's been joining it recently what why?
Why hasn't been lots of lovely women joining the communities
Rage explain what a sexual is please a sexual means I don't
What a uber chat, let's watch our language, but I don't get that feeling the urge I don't
get the urge towards any sex or gender.
I don't.
Does that mean I can't have sex?
No, I can't have sex.
You can have sex to please your partner and not because you got the urge.
Do you feel me?
Do you know what I'm saying?
They said from me to your clone, no it doesn't.
From Emily, what do you mean Emily?
You were with Yesjewels yesterday.
Who is, no, who is, no I wasn't.
Wait, Rage, what kind of wild cat cub would you want to hold?
Lion or Tiger, she finna cancel the ride, no she's not.
Asexual means you're the plus in LGBTQ plus, congrats bro. Asexual equals erectile
dysfunction no so you okay so you fucking silky or not no I'm not stop
talking why so no more one-piece bet yo gang you said that three times and
ignored it what does that even mean bro what does that even mean gang
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. There's a good chance we go to Paris for I
Don't know if I can say the brand but I choose between like two
How do I word this one brand all y'all love
You didn't understand
But the other brand
I want me to walk
The vet yo imagine not even on a troll shit
Imagine the vet got a pop up walk that a little runway imagine
Yo, yo get ass if I end up walking I am practicing
Hours on and to what like a sexy I already walked like a sexy
You already know that but that type of walk ain't for the stage. You gotta be us us us
Like the walk gotta have that us in that shit, you feel me?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Now I'm supposed to overthink it. You limp. I don't limp
Cause I do unlimp when I walk. I'm trying to do the gangster walk you do. I
don't not know
If I try to do the what? Do a gangster walk? You know, that's my regular walk
You like overly try your swag walk. Oh, what I'm when I'm like trolling. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm trolling though
Yeah, other than that. No
I'm gonna lip chat see you're my you're my you're my schmoykas. Oh
My god
Today see what I do open to check I do find some funny shit
I hope it's a talk today and the first thing I see is read in a car
or top us out who's driving that bus or something.
Yo, I was really was one of the funniest people
on the planet game.
I promise you.
They have me crying, bro.
And then I remember he said that when we're at the
sub thought in the back.
That was his first time saying it, bro.
Remember he was in the back seat.
No, no, I gotta find him, bro.
That's classic.
Who's driving that bus?
Who's driving the bus?
Hold on.
Hold on, geek.
It didn't, wait.
Buzz.
Wait, what is this?
Who's driving this bus?
Sorry, where the fuck you got that from?
How you doing?
Hold on.
In my line of fuel, it's done.
Oh, who's driving this bus?
I don't know how to say it.
What are you saying like that?
Buzz.
Who's driving this bus?
Why are you saying it like that?
did it again yesterday I think bro what the heck oh that's where that's from
I'm a drool of
yeah he's so ugly bro read some stupid bro oh my god hold on I'm a goat in my
photo I'm a chat I'm pretty sure I let me see if I still have a video I want
I put some more channel gang
The final moments of the sub-a-thon
You know I know I videos gang you do I say something we got some film in here
We got some film in here. Oh my god
So
What's that
September it was I never know it was November 1st right who's driving this
bus number 29 number 9 why is there AI video what is this what the hell is wrong
with whoop why did I save it does the AI video of me why did I came in so that's
kind of weird why did I save that yo that's bad that's actually bad that's
actually bad they have it on me check on my blood bro I got a 13 minute video
straight this bro I'm this these niggas bro all these niggas bro
But, how does it take a shirtless?
It's a good vis drip, bro. I trust it's a good vis.
What the hell is Sae doing?
What is that?
You're chowing down on us, ya.
What?
You want to take a bite?
Fuckin' SICKO!
Sight is the funniest motherfucker on the planet, bro.
Sight is the funniest motherfucker on the planet, man.
I don't care, bro.
Fuckin' SICKO!
I wanna take a bite, it's crazy.
Suck his life, hold on.
I'm picking up Maxwell Dentius in the 30s.
I'm picking up Maxwell Dent...
Well dense
On this he was like who's live on Twitter on our chat. So you think I had ADHD?
Plot boy plot boy plot boy mull on mull on mull on SQ SQ SQ
Raging boy raging boy raging boy. Why I seen Ray and his girlfriend walking on the street on Twitter
That's Ray the shit
Are you autistic wait I was having this conversation with this quick with my
with my shit with my group chat game can y'all see images I mean whoa what I just
say if you think of something let's say you start thinking about of an apple
can you do can you envision that apple in your brain right now without looking
Colton, can you?
Yeah.
Like the details and everything right now.
I can too.
A lot of people I didn't know can't do that.
Like I can, okay.
Like can you picture a purple cat?
A cat with purple fur?
Yeah.
I can do that too.
But like some people in my group chat was like,
I haven't seen a purple cat before,
so I can envision a purple cat.
Like they would have had to have seen it.
Or and the things that they can see in their head,
it's like from memory, like a specific,
like the last time they saw that.
Right.
vision right now an orange Lamborghini in my living room without my couch even
though that's never happened before I didn't know people could like some people
can't do that some people also don't have an internal model they can't like talk
to themselves in their head that's got it I think you're just autistic at that
point that's not even shade I just think that's just like I think you're
just schizophrenic at that point that's just diff that's how you get people walking on the street
you know what TK said what TK said TK said the the voice in his head
Cause Dan's was like, what's the, what does it sound like?
Like a voice in your head?
And TK says, like, it sounds like me when I was a kid.
I was like six years old.
What?
The voice in TK's head is a child.
What?
Is that not like Skidso?
That's weird.
I'd be terrified.
Like I just hear myself in my head.
I don't really have a sound.
I think there's thoughts.
But if I do have a sound, I guess it's my own voice.
But I don't really hear a voice.
I just think it's not like a voice like I am talking myself, but I don't hear it
I feel like I can choose to have a voice
But like most like if I wanted to have a voice I could force it. Yeah, but naturally I'm not thinking with a voice
I'm just thinking on the opposite. I prefer to have like that really. Yeah
Mind be changing voices. Yeah, you need a doctor. Yeah, hold on. He said be changed. You need to be medicated
it's like a deeper voice of me human's trying to understand the complexity of
the brain right you're looking good today hey little handful life first of all
Colton is why the best cameraman in the business I read that and like you
backed up to get the full fit like yo bro if anybody tries to poke you from
me come to me I'm doubling their offer game I'm gonna fuck I'm never leaving
I don't care. You're not doing me like how you did Maya. Okay? You want to say me?
That was your why did he say okay Jack?
Why did he say okay? I'm just laughing because you're like
What I did to Maya I'm not gonna let that happen to me
Bro especially thanks you bruh. I punched you and no one else can wait spike too awesome
Rage here's how to spell your own breath lick yourself on the hand or arm
let it sit for five to ten seconds and smell it
my chat is not real bro
smell like lotion cuz I lotion on my arm damn it
That's why I lotion, bro.
Oh, Jack, please. I want to be comfy.
Cosplays. Not cosplay. Halloween fits.
What should I be for home in this year?
Something that's kind of relevant right now, but also lit.
Or something that would viral at one time, a character, or some...
I want to get a one-on-one, like, I know some people now, again.
I know that movie set.
Artists, creators, they could fucking cook me up some shit.
Season finale for Invincible just happened, yeah.
Charlie Kirk bro wait what season finale for invincible
Yeah, they said they try to turn that bitch on walls and live on today. I should piss me off
I almost watched it this morning
Daredevil oh my god. Oh my god
I'm gonna be so ripped by that I'm gonna be in the jumpy fucking jackets my ass to your suit
the born-again suit
You wanna go to boxing lessons with me?
Are you taking bus lessons?
I'm actually, I was thinking about it this morning. I might actually.
You should! Cause I look like you want to.
That'd be cool.
You know any good trainers?
That'd be cool.
Professor X.
I don't know about ABS, but sure.
You never had ABS by the way.
Are you dumb?
A train is good?
Eh!
No.
camera man and security what okay I don't know who the new grunts are in my
chat but what the fuck are you do you be typing sometimes what does that mean
black noir you not saying anything better than daredevil so far though check
I'm gonna be standing there with the things around my shit. Oh my god. I'm gonna be school
fire fire
Blade cyborg bro something relevant now get that was relevant now dr. Doom
Yo, oh my god, oh my god, I'm not glad I might do to I might do do man and daredevil is that is that greedy?
Do people ever use it too? Yeah
Like it would be a swipe bro. I have a lot for one party one for another party. I might do two
Do
Too many niggas gonna be doing yeah, that's how I'm doing to
Do them and and their devil but my doom fit is gonna be like
I don't care, bro
One piece Admiral
How about how I'm hooking your Bruce like you just turned into me
That could work we can do that
You can do that
Wonder man for the Zones
I fucked with one man man. There's a new moon. I have a bad
Let me tell you what I haven't been able to do.
I haven't been able to play with my dogs.
I haven't been able to do a desktop stream.
I haven't been able to, I haven't been able to watch
Patreon.
So I haven't been able to watch Daredevil.
Haven't been able to watch One Piece.
You understand?
I haven't been able to watch The Boys.
I'm feeding right now.
I haven't been able to play Marvel Rivals.
I've played five Pokemon games on my Switch and
his wife on the house and I disconnected like five times I'm gonna lose
you know like that shit pisses me off
you on selling for that
we try to do big star link in it your leg on your switch though oh for the
switch oh that's different that's a lot better get some night games that's
That's different, bro. You know what I'm saying? You sent a tweet.
Good riddance. Oh, because the communities are gone?
Damn, that's tough. I fucked with communities, bro.
Kujo, thanks for the sub. Thanks for 11 months, brother.
Now I know why you were singing in the back of my mind.
In the back of my mind.
Oh, is it because of my story?
You low-key, happiest look. I don't know. I seem happy today. I don't know. I'm regulars.
I feel like I'm regular.
What does my mood feel like today, you think, Chad?
Wait, why you saying stop?
Is that a sign of a song in here?
Who sings that song?
That's David.
Is that?
I've got some of the Nino Page.
He did like a...
I don't know.
I have no idea.
There's all the Nino Page.
Okay.
That is David.
He said...
Oh, you know Sample David shit yo my phone, yeah, you understand
I
Wasn't able to put a face to that David nigga name till last year so the shit's came out bro
In the back. Oh, okay, bro. That's just stuck in my head. Yeah, I guess I
Just cuz my story bro that you don't pay shit, right? Oh my
I'm a crumb. I'm a crumb. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all didn't answer my question. What do you think my mood is today?
What does it feel like? What does it look like? What does it seem like it is today?
Happy and sassy. I think it's because I'm seeing my boys, bro
We're going to pick up Max right now anybody doesn't know what's going on
We're gonna go pick up Max routine minus two minutes away from his crib right now
school
We're gonna screw what's your thoughts on the situation? What's it?
What's what's the situation you want me to talk about right now?
What's the situation have not done that has there been anything going on in the media that I've missed I
Want none he's not gonna lie
That's on playoffs.
Yes, I almost called the Bronja the best basketball player of all time, which I've said before,
but like one of the things was like nothing on earth can ever change my mind again.
I'm probably, I'm probably 5% away to just fully accepting that nobody, like...
Like longevity beats just peak or some shit like I'm not like I'm like 5% away
And again has one more crazy like game in the playoffs at the age of 41 gang and
But it's over game
Like bro, he's 41
What are we doing? Like it doesn't matter how good you are the game in the fast bunch in Italy
Nobody's ever doing that ever again.
Like, it just is what it is.
There's never gonna be another LeBron James.
Somebody could come with all LeBron James' skill.
He'd be just as good as his peak one day, maybe.
Not for as long as him.
It's not gonna happen.
You're not gonna lie to him.
Sound like a dick writer, it is what it is.
I'm not even LeBron James dick writer.
You know I'm not.
I
Reass is right there
What's the club for tomorrow game clever like ten different motherfuckers? I think I'll probably that four actually
I've left for
Ice man dropping. Oh my god, it is dropping
Yo, what what days is this X-Men truck? Is that next week? Wait, what day is it today?
Oh, like two weeks, huh? Three?
Yeah, you got three weeks.
You got three weeks, chap? I ain't got a lot. Listen to party. We need that bit. I need that bit.
Like, I want to have like a nice listening party for that.
See, it was 15th through the 14th. I think it's 15th though.
I
Can't trust me. What is lucky dropping?
We listen to luck on the deal on God we listen to lucky on the 15th. I'm not even trolling
I'm not even trolling
Yo niggas gonna come yo Drake niggas gonna be on my gig to where I fuck with Drake for like game
Lucky's album is gonna have some shit. I'm probably gonna be playing for years. Yeah, I'm not cool cat everybody the chat I
I think look she's out with everybody the shag that have a song or two or three or five
The things we play for years
But obviously okay, so it's like what do we react to first look you're a Drake
Drake's reasoning for me is
Just cold like
Everybody's gonna be listening to that at that moment most people on the planet
So we listen to that in that moment
It would be cool to share that moment with the rest of the world everybody doing the same thing at the same time
And opinions are going off in the same time on the first listen
But at the same time
I'm probably
I'm gonna say I might like more song on the lucky shit
I've had to bet my odds
Do that is lucky dropping out like a like an album album is an album
This is the legacy album for Drake. That's a thing. I really feel like this. I don't
know. I feel like this Drake album is going to be tough. I feel like you put balls on
it. All that promo with the ice and what it was inside the ice a briefcase chat with
T-minus two minutes away from Maxwell Dentius's house.
In the back of the-
We need a little box room before we go there.
Or at least just came down.
Oh, let me see something.
and the back of my mind
oh fuck it!
i swore my lul
yo yo every time i say that shit get ass punch me in my shit
yes punch me in my shit it's like you know paid bro i didn't even realize i was that
stupid pedophile
I
Elstens
That's good stems. I'm not as bad since I'm just reading channel. I say like singing is a good stem
compared to other people's stings a
Lot of people stems. What's a what's a what's an L stem?
What's a streamer with some L stems?
What's a Maxwell Dent stem?
Kid Camp and Yawks and Gachi.
Clive, you. What do you mean you?
Rod, wait, wait, wait. What stem does Rod have?
That were team minus two minutes away from Maxwell Dentist's house.
Hey, K swag. Okay. You got a sub-badge. Nice
Chris Brown album one. Oh my god, Michael Jackson movie Justin a day or two. I ain't a lot
I was gonna see what would
I'm gonna say that I'm probably gonna see what my mom
I look wanna see the move my mom
Hmm
Chat another thing I feel like they will reverse the Twitter community thing
I think they're gonna see every single
Like every streamer every person has said something about it
There's not much we could do but as they see they see all of us talking about it
So they see the importance of communities
If Elon Musk has a brain he reverts it with all this uproar
He still doesn't revert it chat that it's I know a lot
But I feel like you're gonna revert it if you smart I
Don't know if they're gonna die on that hill. That's not the type of like why why down
They died on a hill wife in that I
Mean we ride every other bad change you never reverse them
I mean the uproar was as big as like today's game
I remember when he took away likes like the light be able to look at your likes. Oh my god
That was what the name change
What did you uproar from Twitter to X? Oh
By reverse that one that uproar was way worse. That's more so Elon's like just wanted everything to do with it
Like his whole branding on everything in his fucking child expert like
for x-space access. Communities have nothing to do with like what?
What's Chell's name is Wingdings, dude.
Huh?
Wingdings.
What do you mean Wingdings?
That font? You're fucked with that font in high school?
That's a winged font?
That's what you named it, Jim?
Dude, I'm pretty sure there's like a triangle or something there to you, isn't it?
Yo, bro.
That heat coming around.
These people aren't real humans, bro.
They're not really we're two minutes away from T-minus two minutes away from Maxwell Dentier's since I'll chat T-minus two
Hit me hit me
I keep it all those times I was like I had those songs in my outro. I know sounds that same nigga boy. That's so crazy, bro
It's stuck in my head. I hate what's up. It's stuck in it bro. It's this anybody that doesn't know bro
My story
Fucking ruined it gang. I can't listen to that song no more
well-defeated niggas needle paid it was like a remixed this song you like
sampled it look at the story comments why they have story comment wait yeah I
I didn't have a story to tell us
Chat we're T-minus two minutes away from Maxwell Dentius's house. We're picking them up. It's just so we could go to
Thelki's crib
They'll be gonna have a time with the bros. What do you want to see us do today gay?
Get for show gotta get some eats because I'm hungry at some point. Maybe they got food over there
Rage 9 anime is that f*** you want me to do about that?
What the hell am I supposed to do?
What?
What am I supposed to do with that information?
Maxwell.
check we have moved on from two minutes to minus two minutes away from Maxwell
Dentist's house to two minus 30 seconds click a little trip is that the quickest
two minutes of your life
hack it with your knee
Yes, thank you.
Turn right down.
Thank you, I'm going to rest your evening.
Holy shit, that hill is, I guess, real awesome.
You can put the camera right here so it doesn't show me the need and this much.
That's really close.
You can back up a little bit.
No, you can't.
I didn't think this through.
We can't have picked up Max without a car, nigga.
Wait, how are we picking up Max?
Wait, why are we picking up Max? We don't live here.
We'll figure it out.
Camera down.
Put him on your shoulders.
That's a long ass neck.
After me, put him on my shoulders.
Oh
Hey, Chad, we said say what's up to Ray? They thought he was dead or I'm not going out. They go out.
I don't know why they said that. Oh, it's serious.
Damn, wait, Chad. We lucky I cut this short though. Wait, what you doing? What you doing? I was doing it this way, so you know.
I'm gonna cut it short because I got guests. No, it's a big one.
I
Look it's the beat produced by me so far
Let her song play real quick. Can you smile though? I gotta take a picture here
All right, cool, what is this segment? Oh?
You ever seen the videos where they get so that
What we're niggas so they face and be like what would you rate yourself? I'm not gonna
Oh, what would you rate yourself if you go to the next person?
Oh, yeah, I'm going to have to play music.
Oh, that's actually fire.
That's all.
That's fine.
Hold on.
Let me do this last one.
All right, play her music.
Play her music.
You don't want to do her ain't the last guy?
Nah, because we don't have time.
Play her music.
Fuck, Chad.
We got to fuck, bro.
We just don't continue it.
That's what I was saying.
I know, bro.
I know.
Damn, don't show her a title late.
They're going to come on, bro.
You don't have to be a title late, itself.
Oh, did you get it?
Yeah, it's the title's link.
What?
No, bro.
I'm telling you.
It might be Coke.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me try one more time.
You might have already raised that in my mind.
I'm not a bandit, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not a bandit.
I'm not a bandit, bro.
Don't you?
No, no, no.
I'm not a bandit, bro.
I checked you if you were in the car for you.
That was all.
Okay, I'm finishing this one more time.
Wait, so, well, keep it a stack.
How do you feel about the Twitter comments?
Yo, no, that's sad to me.
For real?
That's sad.
How do you feel?
Bro, you're the OG, bro.
You're the OG Twitter comments, man.
First, let it come.
How do you feel?
Like, that shit, like, bro, oh, all right, she played
her shit.
Let me hear this shit.
Come on.
Yes.
I just changed it so I don't leak the link again.
All right, you're good.
Come on, Nore.
You got this.
Yep.
Yeah, like, bro, this make it first damn on Discord.
It's not a revolver game, it is a revolver.
Yeah, that's it work, yep, yep.
No, revolvers is a shit that revolve like the shit.
This ain't no fun.
This is a doohickey game.
Us!
Us, us!
That's bad gun noises.
Stop.
Yo, Noor, you got her just sitting here, bro.
You got her sawing it?
Yo, the title link is not working.
I don't think it's not working. I'm not alone. I know you got 30 seconds to make this shit happen, bro
Yo, so key my scheme
So you can't get mad yeah, you can share your screen if it works
You might not have made the entitling public or something so I don't know where this little nigga go
You see I see it yeah play you can play it you can play it
All right, let's hear that bitch
You made this beat.
Beat is fired.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is this the first song you ever made?
Oh, I got you muted, my bad.
What'd you say?
I said it's the second one.
The first song I made is at the bottom.
This one's second.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay.
Your vocals right cuz you can't really hear it like the beat is drowning it was grinding you made the whole thing
So but like that
Some beats
Like brah shut up
All right, let me get some W's. I'm with my boys, Rage.
We better, um, sit, Neggae.
Listen, I can't make a pic no where your keys at.
Yeah, I can't make a pic. Why?
I can't make a pic. You want it, man?
I got them called.
All right, I do got my phone.
Okay, where the keys at?
Hot chat. We out. We out.
Is that it?
But you got IRL?
Yeah, I got IRL. You got my ingest?
I'm out of that shit.
I mean, hot that guy right here.
All right, that's it.
Hey man, help me up, man. Help me up, man.
Chatter me up some doors!
It's been a minute.
You got your own beat?
Huh?
You got your own beat?
Yeah, I do.
Get FBD.
Hey, where the fuck are you at?
I need you.
My memory's camera voice.
This is like the third time this has happened in each one of these, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Are you still smoking?
Fuck, bro.
Are you still smoking?
Yeah, bro.
No, that's what we should do
No
Damn my bad. I'm sorry like you don't remember pottery
Here's our camera man for Potter what my camera man was hiding
I remember torture. I go a lot of I forgot the HDMI so like we can we're even just sharing or silky
We were using yours
Yeah
Colton Colton good to meet you again. I know a couple
You saw BDG sees me in teacher for the first time. Yes, he remembered cuz like you be something for a shit right your brain bro
I'm telling you
Let's get it. I remember my elementary teacher. I'm not
You got to remember you got to do it already
Fuck it up. Yeah, you got to go
Oh, wait, you fuck it up?
Like on some good taste shit?
Yeah, RB gave me that
I'm actually speaking to a artist
And she said she's working with you on something
You heard me, I said RB gave me that
What the fuck, RB?
You know RB
Who's RB?
I don't know
You know who RB is, man
Oh
The big RB
He gave it to you or you bought it from him
He gave it to you you bought it from them
Um
Now he gave it to me bruh, but he was doing a room makeover just sitting. Yeah, that's just expensive, bro
Wait, so someone's working on me
Working on my shit. Yeah, I'll give you some shit. No, I also want this
The right side we're on the left. Yeah
The last time we linked up was the 24 thousand games
I did a 420 celebration without me that's kind of you again using Atlanta fucking being a superstar gang
Selling out fucking shows nigga going crazy. Thank you, bro. Telling the people you got autism shit. Shout autism awareness
I'm autism if you got autism that does not mean that you got to give up man. Keep going. Wait. Are you you autistic?
Slightly it's a spectrum. So it's like just do when I say not call you but other people I say that we're like
Retard is an offensive. Yes
Well, I can use that word
You can use that word. Yeah, because you're
What was you about to say no hold on I don't equate I don't
Equate retardism to autism. I think there's a two different things. So that means you're saying you like to say that
You're calling yourself
retarded
You just did a certain person show bro. There's certain things you can't say you're compromise. Who show I did wait who show I did
Who show I did cunt?
How was that though?
Oh, cutie!
Actually, I came to second game.
Word.
You would have been hilarious in that motherfucking old cab.
Fuck, what about this?
Fuck, man, it's the hardest reverse job I ever did in my life.
Yo, bro.
See, this is L.A. shit.
L.A. cutin' on, but goddamn, these hills is not him.
Not yet.
I don't.
Fuck that, I don't know.
Say, uh, efforts, I don't know.
Wait, I've never seen you drive before.
Whoa, whoa.
Yo, gang, does this nigga drive?
Do he be driving?
I've never seen this nigga drop. Yo, it's literally on the corner
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Isn't it gonna drop
Wait, how was that show I was the show
I'm not gonna lie. I had mad openers, bro. I was it. I was most excited. That's why I was most excited for food
That's but anyway crazy
So who I think it does
Wait, what?
I saw oh dad's performing a movie there. What was looking for was it like lick? Yeah was what do you want?
What do you think about my song? I think that she far. I'm that as fuck with that. I think I think we're all songs far
But it's over. Fuck. I'll do it. Do you want for it?
Yeah, cuz I know y'all fit in control of me
Y'all know how I get when niggas link up that one person always getting troll most it is typically me
I'm fine with that today.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Listen, listen.
How about we all on some peace?
What's your game?
All right, all right.
Nobody gets trolled.
Nobody gets terrorized, game?
What's up?
Think about that, guys?
What's up?
Think about that, check.
What's up?
Think about that?
I don't know.
I don't know not that I can do.
Why are you saying hell no?
Frazz.
Impossible.
Yeah, I mean shit.
I'ma look at it.
I'ma walk in the building on corn, filming friendly.
Let's have a good time.
Type of time, but I'm person.
That's what I'm on. So what happens if you start getting your head by them then booty open. It's normal Pearson
He's in every booty hole. I ain't getting a booty open. Oh my god. I'm not gonna. I just forgot you did some too
So you did you did huh?
Go you go jump your dick off. You'll wait. I actually had dogs. They'll have my dick
I just don't know it's reversible, right? Yeah, it is reversible a lot of people don't know that
I'm just scared of like the chance that it like because there is a chance
It's like a 30% chance that you're cooked, bro.
Yeah, there is a chance.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a big percentage.
That is a big percentage.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, they should feel weird though.
I'm not the liar.
Wait, what?
Did they cut your shit open?
I actually don't know.
They want to feel...
Like, what...
What's when do they go through?
Yo, sack.
I don't know.
I'm not talking about this.
Oh my God, he got stitches on your shit.
You don't know shit.
Wait, wait.
Wait, they go through your stomach?
Yeah, he doesn't know.
Wait, what angle do they go through?
Just know though.
I think it...
Hey, hey.
Did you have to wear a diaper?
This is still work?
Bro, yes it's like, it worked.
Like your shit hurt after...
Did you get a brick?
Do I want to get a brick?
My shit wasn't gonna break at first, but I got my...
You got your first border to me!
No questions. I'm not answering no vasectomy questions.
I'm not alive bro, cause even if it was going...
They're gonna keep going.
Ray doesn't give a fuck to know the answer,
but he's going for it bro.
I'm not answering
That's my dental care. I saw you know weird shit. I that I saw you like pull y'all to here
Huh? Yo, I saw a clip. I'm gonna show you you're right. You're right. You're right. Oh, I'm so serious
Yeah, did I see that you pull y'all to here and then you're like I yeah, I'm over. I swear to God my life
It was some weird shit, bro. You're your clone. You're your clone. I do you want you want me to show you?
Yes, cuz you're fine. That never happened. Yeah, I wait till we get there
I watched the clip and I didn't see you do that, but that's what they were saying in the car. Nobody was saying that
Why did you bring a weird lie?
Watches bring that up. You know it's cat. No, he tried it. Oh, no, he tried to give it
Wait, they look he was oh
Wait, what?
Telling you I think it's weird for that. I'm gonna help you. Oh, I thought you was capping
What they my best?
Now you live to the holes. Oh, no, that's not it. I'm not starting. I'm not starting. I'm not starting. I'm not starting
I'm not starting to not do that. Erase that daddy that happy that did not happen
Exactly. Thanks. Thanks. Also. I'm gonna keep it a buck fully a buck like uh, no, no, no
That wasn't a shotgun so go
I don't lie unless I have to though. There are some situations you got a lot of
There are some situations you got a lot of otherwise it's just like brothers just tell the truth, bro
There are some situations where like yo, I gotta lie in this situation
And if you don't feel the situation check your liability hang on a fucked up person
Now fuck that person but the worst people is niggas who lie all the time, but then you know they lie
Now the worst person to make it like
Actually, it's just terrible.
What is it thinking like you?
I don't want to talk about it.
Talk to me, Max.
Oh my god, Max.
I went to therapy today, bro.
Did you actually?
My first time.
You fucked with it, didn't you?
No.
Oh.
They actually just made me relive all my trauma.
Sometimes you got to relieve it, because you're
tapping it.
No, that's good.
Because you're tapping it in a doshet away, gang.
Gang, I walked in this therapy shit, bro.
Gang, did she have me just talking,
explain myself for an hour, and said, well, OK.
I'll see you next session.
No, listen, no, no, listen, I just felt crazy go won't go one or two months the first the first time you go
It's like that because she don't fucking know you gang. You're gonna spend an hour talking to get to me
You did what I'm saying the next time she knows your story. She knows what it is. She was talking about she's on bullshit
You don't have to go there. You've been through a therapist. Yeah, I said help for her
You fuck with it. No, cuz the bit said someone's wrong means she like you need therapy
So I want to go therapy. I want the therapy that they're going to throw that you was fucking with told you
Yeah, she thought I did and I went I went to the therapist and told her the situation and we talked
Explain everything for a few days and weeks and shit. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you
Nothing wrong with you for real. Yeah, so the so the girl just wasted your money
Kind of you still fuck with her. Huh? You still fuck with her?
No
This nigga, no, no, no, cuz they can mess me asking questions
You know right now brown no cap. I promise you bro. I'm all calm. No hostile shit
Because they face a little sparkly, but there's not wrong with that you want slay you can slay
Niggas is about to go crazy. I'm not gonna lie. Well, I'm really gonna pull it out
I
That's some pretty that's some pain meds you want to go on perks
Damn
How do you get away with that I try to feel the massage with this nigga. I said damn
They can say you never lived a problem. I got now brought along that is toxic for it. No, I'm brought my god
I got the stars in.
I don't get the stars. I mean, Greg, I think it's still here.
They're still here.
Apparently, they're moving out.
Yo!
Bussing down my head. Bussing down my head.
Bussing down my head.
I'm exploring the big ass boots, bro.
Nah, that's why I just bought these at Atlanta, bro.
Let's see. Put them in my...
This shit mad come through.
She's off in some shit.
Jack, he's telling ya, bro, they don't change you, bro.
He's off here.
Oh, who knows?
Wait, I gotta go to the doctor.
You want my condom?
Fuck.
Look good, Faustos, good YRG.
Open the fucking door, nigga.
He's fucking dead!
What the fuck is he doing?
What's he doing?
Silky!
Get up.
The fuck is falling in the air?
I'm gonna get you!
No!
I want to make a moment of shit, bro.
You still got all this tree on the table?
Yeah.
I need somebody to help me finish this shit, bro.
I like to say, why doesn't it smell like water, dude?
No game, no game.
I had a high hangover the next day, man.
I know.
I was fine.
I woke up still high, bro.
Well, when I'm telling you, I was fine till the next day.
Next round!
My man!
Fuck y'all, bro, this looked like a science experiment.
It was, it was.
The shit was crazy.
It was crazy.
You're too busy being a fucking star.
So, we're quick.
So we put up here to concoct experiments on weed?
Oh man, this is old, this is old shit.
This is old shit.
This is old.
Yeah, that's old.
Is that pre-wrote?
Yeah.
You smoke pre-wrote?
No.
That's kind of pussy-like.
That's some shit I do, like, look at it.
That shit hard, okay.
We're the brawlers, so I'm dead-eyed.
We're a mega-suit.
I said, I'm dead-eyed, that's it.
No cup.
We're a mega-suit.
That's it, you know what I'm saying?
I appreciate that, bro.
You know what's so crazy?
I was gonna get one right here.
For real?
Yeah, because I wanted a face-tack.
You know what?
But I was like...
Not because I wouldn't get a face-tack.
Exactly!
But I was like...
Wait, you want dormals?
Because I want a face-tack,
but the face-tack's gonna make me look
kind of crazy if I'm not...
Wait, what a fuck...
Where did you want a face-tack at?
What part of it?
I told him I wanted a star right here, but like it was like
She'll be on my ass she'll be on my eyes. I know a lot by the same time it's like
But it was like like it like it doesn't stay where it gets affected
So what happens to get pushed real face?
Speaking of not in Megatru. Yo, we're not doing that. We're not doing it
That's so hard bro. What's up? It's so hard
Oh
She kind of go no, I said it's catchy, but I never said it was like why I got murder
Be like I thought a lot of y'all man. He's I don't got beef with him game
You just tell me how you are you gonna check that nigga man? So you see that?
I'm not going over to check rod these days. I'm sorry, bro. What's wrong with right?
I'm just saying but like why am I going to check you?
How hard on you ain't never heard any story time
I'm not even doing that.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not weird.
That's not weird.
I wouldn't want to know what that is.
No more.
He's 28 years old.
He not even, he not even, he be for what?
That he mentioned they partners where I was crazy way who?
You see the clip you see the clip. I'm not gonna watch it anymore, but
You see the clip you see the clip. He was so crazy game niggas. We know or like niggas, you know
What
Not to change the subject how did my hair catch up leaders
No, you're out of here has thought of me though
What's up with you like no cuz like I was ball actually more than a year
No, I like real shit though cuz you be on my ship now and why you don't go
You ain't catch up to him yet. You know, I
Catch up, but it's too close
No game like bro like I had a syndrome, bro. I was stressed out of sitting
No, that's what I'm talking about.
You fucking shit.
Are you stressed?
Get out of here.
Don't grow, man.
But then when you tell you, you ain't got peace, you humble abode, you good.
So you're saying now that you're single, now that you're single and shit, you got
strength.
Wait, you single?
I don't know why you acting.
You single, nigga?
I am.
Oh, are you?
Are you single?
Oh, we all is, bro.
How single are you talking to?
This is what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
We chillin' we chillin'
Sam, he's kidding you, he's shrieking for everyone ever.
Oh hey, she's ready to sit.
Oh, I don't know what we doin' today.
All right, so look.
For anyone that...
I gotta explain something for you.
You gotta explain it, nigga. We have to explain it to you.
Yo, so Rage first time, he did the first.
You feel me? Actually, really?
Silk, you got the next one.
So I got the next one. You got this one, I mean.
Yeah, the last thing you got the last thing you got.
So this one, this one you feel I'm saying
I've been in my bag and shit like that,
so you took us to Potter and Potter.
Potter and Potter.
And we did it.
We did it.
But this time we'll go to a mixology class
and we're making drinks.
So we're gonna make a drink, potatoes.
Ha ha ha.
Why do we laugh at it?
Why do I laugh at it?
What's mythology?
Huh?
What is it?
Oh, so it's like you mix drinks and shit like that.
Yeah, we learn how to mix drinks.
Yeah, but like a bot 10 on some.
So when you would, why are you saying it like that?
I'm just saying, man,
this nigga trying to get lit.
He's got a little bit of a shell.
So then, but like, you know,
let's just say you with your oba, so we'll take that.
Yeah, you want a drink?
You start mixing it up in a little shaker,
so I don't know what the bottom is.
What you just saying?
You're talking about just six niggas.
Niggas, we gotta learn how to make drinks with niggas though.
Yo gang.
Gang, gang.
All I forgot, he cut off his fucking balls.
So he just, he cut off his fucking balls
and now he's in the fuck now.
He's horny as shit.
Okay, my bad.
That's not true.
I haven't actually used my new.
He said, he said you have to wear a diaper.
He said, why are you saying that, bro?
You're a weak of blood.
How was it, bro?
I already said I'm not a weak of blood.
We could talk about this all straight.
Look at that hoodie.
I have my full system.
So, too.
It hurt.
That's hold on.
I'm like, we date like...
No, what the hell? That's crazy!
What do you mean? What does that mean?
I said, there's a...
Chrome horse balls. Balls are still...
Oh, come here, man.
Yeah, the steal! Ha-ha!
Now, Maxwell of Deds, I didn't understand your play of words!
Ha-ha!
Ha! Amazing!
Let's go.
Truly amazing!
Yeah, I can't do this.
Fuck the jury.
Wait, wait, okay, it's not a throw.
Hot bro.
I just want to help with the table.
That's not, that's not, I don't know.
Your stomach?
I was thinking about getting one.
I thought about getting one before I was a high schooler.
You know, Max Summertime is.
Ever thought about getting one in a second.
I did, I did that wrong.
I was like, I was like reaching your load.
Yo, you know this?
You want to be a whore? You want some other bitch whore? You want to shoot Blankston bitches?
He wasn't nothing but a boy.
He didn't knock them out?
What's his hair?
No, no, no, no. He hasn't come out, but I'm pretty sure the cell, the like, the cell's is dead.
Wow.
Don't they tie his tubes?
I think that's all you girls.
What the fuck?
Where did they cut his ballsack or his dick or his stomach?
I like, right here.
I didn't know where he cut his head or something.
Like, I'm not throwing that right here.
That's the base of your shit.
Oh, you hit his tummy, you hit his tummy.
He's dead.
See, see, like, what part?
You said the what?
You know, let's go see his, bro.
Let's go see his, bro.
Maxwell!
My door.
Right here.
I'm on Wi-Fi.
Ew!
What's that smell?
What is that smell yo niggas thought I was joking
I'm not a dead rat. It's Vance or something nasty as fuck Ron cleaned up the poop
For real and silky. We knew he was dirty nigga. You can't have these type of
quantities nigga. It's actually broken. I don't know
It's hot. It's hot as fuck right? Yes, I'm like we don't live here.
The guy that's gotta come up he lives here.
It's cooler outside, can we open the door?
Yeah, let's try it.
Yo, Sari, what the fuck?
Sari, is there AC over here?
Yeah, let's turn it on.
It was off?
Yeah, it was on heat.
It was on heat.
It's gonna cool down, I'm sorry.
It'll cool down over a few minutes.
It's got all the gorgeous fresh ingredients.
It normally smells really good, like the mint.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Smell it right out, because it smells so booty odd.
How you doing?
Oh my god, why does it smell like this?
It's not like shit.
I don't love you here.
Oh my god, this is...
Why is it so hot?
Bro, he had to heat it all up, bro.
I didn't have it on.
Nah, something died in here, man.
Excellent, man.
Yeah.
Alright, we can't say.
I don't know, I mean, someone's not gonna lie.
He is?
See her?
Yeah.
So, what are you trying to say?
Um, if you drink everything that I can do, yes.
Okay, sounds good.
So, we're going to have to give you a little more time.
We're going to have to give you a little more time.
I need to chill.
All right, they're good.
I'm going to get you one.
Thank you, Sari.
There we go.
The fruits and all.
Okay, so look.
I'm allergic to strawberries.
What?
I can't.
No.
You're not gonna feed me a strawberry, you are a bro though.
I don't feel you, I'll make a different one.
I'm talking like you ain't never ate on the table before.
Bro, I feel like laces slices of blood on this shit.
That's bro shit, that's bro shit y'all.
Were you actually looking at the strawberries?
Yes, Mika.
I had a bad answer looking at you like when I was a kid and I never ate them.
Be careful bro.
So this is a smokey drink.
Oh, that one's late.
Wait, where do I get this?
Where do I get this?
Yep, absolutely.
So the point of putting it into the handker,
so it looks like a ruby, right?
So the reason I put it in here is so that the smoke actually gets inside the drink,
it actually changes the flavor.
Oh, it smells better.
It smells way better here now.
That doesn't mean that it's finished.
Pass for your...
This is the first one, yes.
I'm not going to lie, Chet. Whoever doesn't finish a drink, you pussy, bro.
Wait, that's a little bit too small. Let me pull that up.
I will.
There are seeds in there, but those are all natural and they're in there on purpose.
Okay, about that.
So it's not...
So if I got the seeds, it doesn't mean I got more flavor.
I think so.
You got more... it's hard here for you, it's better for you.
Yeah, go for it.
Oh, we did it.
I'm not telling you what's inside at first. I want you to taste it so you can tell me.
What's the freakiest thing we've got to be drinking?
Well, I get plenty of it.
I mean, you can see what there is.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
All right, man.
Let me try this.
Wait, wait.
What do you tell my mom?
Well, you gotta wait for me.
We can smoke whatever you'd like.
Oh, brothers, why is the record like this?
We can smoke whatever you'd like.
We can smoke.
So I used cherry wood chips in here, but you can actually smoke
whatever, anything that will light.
Anything that will light.
Whoa, hold on.
You don't gotta tell me twice.
What do you mean?
He's a junkie.
He can't say shit like that.
Wait, we can smoke.
Oh, my God.
What if instead of this right we put weed smoke in there?
What the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
You about to get fined.
Bro, why are you trying to put drugs in here?
If you put weed in there,
you're trying to put drugs in here.
I'm getting close to eating it, right?
I'm getting close to eating it instantly.
I'm not going to lie, there's a drink right here.
Bro, hold on, let me taste this.
It's the loki, it's like pineapple.
Yeah.
It's pineapple.
Alcohol and salami.
I'm a little bit. I understand where the smoke is. You know where it's a lot of
slum is ass. Oh that's a lot of slum in the past. I don't like to be made right.
It's so strong. Absolutely right on the pineapple. That's correct. What else is
in that? I'll call me a fanboy. It tastes like it tastes it'll taste like a
It's a quila, like it don't taste like a vodka.
And I know it's not no cognac and nothing like that.
All right, it's lighter than all it is.
Yeah.
What is it, madame?
What do you think?
I'll give you another guess, and then we'll tell you.
Um, um, um, what is the rest?
The licorice, some of the liquor.
The liquor or the fruit.
So you've got the main fruit, which is a pineapple.
Malibu.
No.
No, nothing artificial.
It's not like that.
It's clean, natural.
It's like a whiskey or like a rum or something?
No, you've missed the one category that it is.
So you're right that it's not,
you've said that it's not tequila.
It is, it is.
It's one of your main five.
But it's not whiskey, right?
And it's not tequila.
And it's not vodka.
It's not vodka.
But it's something like that.
You got it.
His chat got him all over the place.
Look at that.
See the Jesus, get it back.
What else is in here?
Most people think of gin and they think like,
oh it has to be tonic, they think about it at martinis,
but Snoop knows what, I mean look,
it's you put it with pineapple juice, it's amazing.
What's your favorite alcohol, my dumb?
It's mine.
Yes.
I love gin.
You love gin?
Yeah.
You is a man, being able to cook up a, what?
What you got?
I'm just having a conversation with, what's your name?
Marcia.
Marcia, nice to meet you.
Is a man learning how to make a cocktail like,
masculine?
Oh yeah.
If you can make an impressive drink, how sexy is that?
Yes, you're sexy.
The fact that you can just pop something open, not impressive.
What I'm going to teach you is how to make...
I'm going to give you one solid recipe that you're going to use and apply to any alcohol,
and you will definitely impress a girl.
You see, I'm saying like imagine you're just chill, right?
You're positive.
Look, look, you're positive, right? Let's say you're positive, right?
I love it.
Yo, let me give you a drink.
You don't know how to give a drink.
Pull it, hey.
You want to take my cereal.
You know what I'm saying.
You do it now.
You need some shit right now.
I put it on the 8th way.
So you can see that.
Let me drink right now.
Yo, you can't.
I take this shit, right?
I'll pull this shit up.
I'm saying I'm bringing that to you.
Hey, y'all.
Shake it up.
Pull it up.
I'll pull it in the drink.
I'm saying I take this.
I'll pull it in the drink.
I'm saying I take this.
I'll pour it in the drink, so you can take this.
You taste it.
I'll try it.
Tell me how you like that.
Mm.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Yeah.
That's how it goes.
It's like that.
It's like that?
It's good enough, yeah.
Yeah.
We beat it.
Like, if you want to make some shit for fine shit,
like, you're going to fall, you're going to fall a little bit.
I wasn't seen, by the way.
I don't want to just reach for your theoretical pussy
I literally saw that shit bro. I literally saw that shit bro, it's like overly like oh.
Ay yo, bro.
You're only taking the game. Ay yo, it's acting, it's acting, bro.
She's regretting this. No, she's not.
What the fuck? Ay yo, he's gay.
Not yet.
He said this is active.
This is he.
Reba.
This is so good.
All right.
Next one?
Shit.
This is actually.
Get these?
Is this like a cheat sheet or something?
This should get me loose.
I like when I see like when people do the
shh shh shh shh shh.
What the fuck?
You did dirt and jerks and shit.
I'm telling you.
Nah.
I'm telling you.
You can't do nothing.
Yo, we've come up with good drinks, gang.
You can be doing some freaky formations.
I'm not a lot, bro.
She can free these through.
It's cooked.
What?
Like these.
It's cooked for both of y'all.
Okay, y'all, let her explain what she's doing.
She's pouring lime.
So this is how you use a lime.
A lot of people put it this way.
That's wrong.
You put it this way because the juice comes at the bottom.
And then what you want,
so you have to measure everything in your drink.
We're going to measure a lime.
I'm putting in one ounce of lime.
So what's one ounce?
One ounce is the top.
We'll go through all of this.
different. So that's a half ounce of the bomb. Exactly. Would you just pour it in there?
So this, I'm not going to tell you what the help is first. She wants to get us. Exactly.
I want you to use your palate and tell me what you can get at the time. I feel like
that. This is a good learning. Tongue, tongue, tongue. There's one ingredient in the one
that you've got right now that you haven't sat. Is it like woody? That's from the
smoke. Okay. So yeah, you're absolutely right. That's where the woodyness comes
from over here. So there is another fruit in there. That's where the big seed is from.
You're acting like a salami. It's crazy. I'm going to tell you what it is. It's a black
seed. Great fruit. Close. No. Close. Watermelon. But your think more tropical. Think along
the line of what goes super close, right? Because that's this guy. That's next. Great
You ever heard it in Br...
Alright.
So...
He's got a passion for research?
Yeah.
Oh! Good guy!
You know what I'm saying?
No, he knows it!
He knows it!
Yeah!
You got it?
Move away from me, imposter.
Good job, bro. Good guess, bro.
Thank you.
Is that how you lie to everybody?
Is that how you...
Wait, why?
Yo, man.
They can just move him around.
Hold on.
Oh, who in the last room has some of the pressure on my head?
Oh, wait, whoa.
Who are you?
I'm not laughing bro!
Let's do it boy!
Let's do it!
I'm not laughing!
These are not shots
so do not finish it please
because I want to give you something
after you taste it like this
I'm going to give you something to change the flavor
so taste it as it is
Do you want to guess anything?
Yeah tell me
Like, yo, I'm not a lot better.
She deserves to be called madame.
Look at her face.
She's sweet.
And she's dealing with her nonsense right now.
Marge.
That is true.
She is dealing with her nonsense right now.
OK, so we got to try this, all right?
Yeah.
OK, come on.
Only what you need.
Oh, it's cold.
Oh, I like this better than this one.
But we got to toast every drink, bro.
Come on, bro.
Let's do this.
Come on, do it.
This is all right, son.
I'm glad nigga, I had to get drunk.
I'm telling you that, son.
You just told us that you're going to be easy as soon
as you drunk.
They ain't want purse right now.
I did not say easy.
Hey!
Oh, nigga, this is sick.
Never said that sick.
I don't even taste alcohol for them.
That is what I wanted you to pick up on.
It's like green tea shots or something.
When you're making proper drinks,
when you're making a drink to impress somebody,
if you follow my recipe,
you don't even taste the alcohol.
So smooth and so light and so balanced
that it's just a drink of the day.
You don't even know they drunk.
Wait a minute, that's crazy.
Whoa, wait a minute.
No, no.
It did taste like juice.
I'm not worried.
I'm not a good brother.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Did you all taste it?
Do you like it?
I like it better than this one.
What do you think it tastes like?
Do you recognize it?
Absolutely.
What about the alcohol?
Can you taste what that tastes like?
I can't even taste sour.
This is like a bucket of sour with a vodka.
Oh, come on.
It's not vodka.
It doesn't taste like a vodka, so I would have to.
Fuck, no, the vodka is sour.
Oh, yeah.
The vodka is sour.
You know what, the type of drink that this is,
it is called a sour.
That's the category of drinks, so you're very, very close.
It's not a sour.
See, I know my shit a little bit.
I mean, perhaps.
Why are you smiling so hard?
Yo, yeah, I see it.
I'm not a liar.
I'm extreme.
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to learn a rap.
See what I'm saying.
All right, bro.
Come back.
I know.
This is fire.
I know exactly what this tastes like.
What?
A whiskey sour something.
No.
This tastes like a drink of Thanos.
Yo, bro.
Okay.
Sir, you say that and spit on me?
Please.
Wait.
Okay, I'm going to beat this in the guy's head.
Wait.
Hold on, chill.
All these niggas got saliva particles now, why?
You just ran all the way off that, bro?
Bro, bring your big sags!
You're a loser's pity!
It's gonna change the flavor?
So do we shake it around?
Yeah, just take it.
Well, you smell it, taste it, you tell me.
I'm not telling you, you're telling me.
I got you, I'm gonna tell you though.
It tastes the same. It didn't change too much for me.
Maybe I need a more ripe piece. Wait, no. I tasted it. It got not minty. I swear to it.
It's not mint, bro. It's not mint.
It's a herb. I used to eat those in front of my house.
Okay, I had two of them.
I'm telling you what, I'm telling you what.
You said that they're playing on branches.
Look, I was like, you're sitting in a row, you're prancing out.
No, wait, just look at that.
Look, you're not trying to.
Look, I'm trying to.
I'm telling you, I'm not trying to.
Look, you're full of fools.
Mindfulness, man.
It's from the earth, though.
Right, what the hell is that?
You think it like, terrible?
This is actually so good.
Nah, this is good.
I'm not going to lie, man.
I know what this is.
This, is this time?
You're very close.
It is rosemary. It is rosemary.
Is it rosemary? Is it rosemary on top of mythos? No.
No? It's in the same family actually.
It's hard, so I know a little bit of it.
So that's where you're getting like that.
It's a specific kind of herbaceousness.
Yeah, it's similar to mint, but different.
But what kind of drink do you think it is?
Because you absolutely know the name of this drink.
You just probably haven't had it like this before.
Let me drop, no, no, no, let me drop that, stop, stop, stop, you didn't hear that.
I don't know what's actually good as hell, no, no, I don't know what I'm drinking,
I don't know what I'm saying, Shirley Popp?
Okay, no, it's a daiquiri.
Oh my God!
Have you heard that one?
I thought daiquiri was the little things that deers shit out, daiquiri?
Oh, that's a dingleberry word.
No, daiquiri, that's a indel.
Thank you.
No, not man, it's alright.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So this is a bad one.
Is a wet pussy shot a dead one?
I don't know what it's a dead one.
You know what it is though, right?
I genuinely don't.
Oh, it's such a good ass shot.
Come on, my favorite shot.
It's like, I'll show you.
Oh, fuck.
Downtown!
What's your name?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
I'm sorry!
You gotta mind not to add too much.
This big of rage is wild.
It says let my little syrup in water.
Oh, really?
Oh.
But that's not it.
This nigga's gonna go wet pussy shots.
No, it's a shot.
I had it at the Lakers game, bro.
So the Lakers and the Settlers...
Lowe's showed it to me.
Wait, so the Lakers and Settlers went pussy shots?
on my life, on my life, on my life.
So it's a daiquiri.
I'm not gonna lie, this is fire.
Now I want right here, I love this one.
I didn't know how to make this one right here.
This one was crazy.
This is insane, actually.
This is fire, this tastes so good.
What your recipe is, and this is a six word,
this is really important like,
this is the part that you need to remember.
It's two ounces, so that's the big one.
Two parts, strong, and in this case,
your strong is rum.
Rum.
Two parts rum, one part sour, so that means one ounce sour, three-fourths part sweet.
Remember that ratio applies to any alcohol.
So you have to have two parts strong, one part sour.
Your sour has to be lemon or lime.
What is sweet?
Sweet is, in this case I use simple syrup.
Simple syrup is just that.
It's simple.
It's equal parts sugar and water.
If you wanted you could make it liquor instead, so like you have orange liqueur, you could
use that instead.
That is a sweet, but you can't, like you couldn't just use juice, juice isn't sweet enough,
you need to use some kind of syrup.
You can buy simple syrup, you could also buy things like elderflower, st.
germain, so that's like a flower flavored sweet liqueur.
Good, wait that's how you say it, liqueur?
Yeah, liqueur.
Liqueur so this is a liquor. Oh, liquor is when it's sweet
You'll feel a little you finish that she does it go
That is this exact same recipe except with whiskey instead of
When you let it sit, right, taste it first, when you let it sit, you taste the smoke more.
It's supposed to be like that?
The closer it is to room temperature, the more flavor you can taste.
You think it's gonna kiss me?
What are you talking about? What are you doing?
No, I can't eat it.
And I've seen the clip of you and me, I promise you, I've seen the clip.
Yo, this is the last minute that you tried to kiss me on the neck.
I've seen the clip.
He was your very 9 up in the years to make it look like I was crazy.
I'm not trying to lie to you.
Who more hates you, nigga?
Who more hates you?
They too!
What are you talking about?
What the fuck is all about?
I'm glad you were talking to me.
So I can eat here?
I can eat here? No problem?
Excellent.
The difference is you are whiskey sour and if you want to put liqueur instead of simple syrup,
let's call it a New Orleans style sour because think about everything in New Orleans, take
out the sugar, let's put in more alcohol.
People in New Orleans get licked.
That's my favorite fruit right now.
What's your favorite fruit?
I love raspberry.
I love passion fruit.
I don't think I've ever said that I had a passion fruit.
It's so delicious.
You got a second one.
You said you had this at what?
So what is this?
What is that for?
This one's dragon fruit.
Yeah.
Why don't we find that age range?
Why?
It looked like this.
What are you talking about?
I'm learning, bro.
Is that a...
I feel like dragon fruit a little overrated, man.
Is that how it's supposed to look?
Dragon fruit, the fruit itself?
I don't think so.
I know.
I'm overrated.
I know, I overrated it, but it is so healthy for you and that's the reason why it's healthy for you.
It has tons of fiber, it has a lot of fiber, but a yellow dragging through is amazing.
The paint is pretty, it's for decoration.
Oh, the yellow one is not as healthy as it is.
Of course.
She's not letting you fuck
Ah, nice
This is some good liquor
No, that's not how you pronounce it, it's liquor
This one's liquor, right? Is this one liquor or two?
That's a liquor
You're not paying attention
I didn't even know that
Oh wait, that's the same one
Oh, see, I put juice on another drink
See, you're paying attention
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah.
Hey, come back.
This nigga right here, man.
Nah, yeah, nice drink.
Nah, bro, you're cooked.
So, yeah, that's one of the one part.
I love the flag.
It's one part.
Sour two-part slicker and three-fourths of silhouettes.
Like, that's sweet.
Yeah, perfect.
You really got a hang time.
Stop trolling.
I'm a star trolling, bro.
And a bandage on your shit.
You should know, you should know.
No, like, bro, let's do Vito.
But it is Christmas car shit.
You should do, bro, like, slow.
What?
Bro, don't wear your shit, Jack.
Silkie him?
Wouldn't they be saying, grow fast?
What if you didn't get a m-
I mean, it's just a mask to-
You got a dick, except for-
You got a dick, so you're making longer.
That's why you say it's your longer.
Oh.
That could be shit.
That could be it, gang.
This is similar to what's in movies.
That could be it, gang.
This is, this is, I didn't know what my sister was like.
Nah, you're the one, you're the one.
No, what?
No, I'm mad, bro.
Nega, my shit is like, I'm saying this, there's like, there's like two dreads that don't pass the headline.
Alright, Nega, I just started. Nega, what's your last name?
Nega, hey, Shanae, neither of y'all shit grow up.
Dang it.
My, my shit grow up.
His corn roll is always that like.
Corn roll is always that like.
He was like, he was plucking.
I
Cut my head
I don't know why you talking about you got a couple days left
You got real like beef with Feli make it
Who can't go to Philly you you can't go to Philly
You can't go to Philly crazy. Wait, did you check it where Reggie went to?
I
That's the liquor right? Yeah.
It's there.
Boy, you were grown there.
No, they can't leave me alone.
They can stomach hurt.
Yo cheers.
What the fuck you know about that Ray?
What the fuck?
This one tastes interesting.
This is fire, man.
No way. This one better?
I don't think it's better than the last one, but it's still good.
No wait, this kind of tastes like um, for some reason this reminds me of Max, I don't know why.
Taste it again.
No, I never say that.
This is not my favorite drink.
It's like a smell or something.
Why did you just say that?
It tastes like a McDonald's meal, bro.
Oh, that's right.
You see how I'm saying it?
My cheeseburger.
Yes!
My cheeseburger.
Why is that?
You do give it to me.
No, no, get out of my home, you get out of my home.
You don't get out of my home.
Why is it?
It's like pickles.
It tastes like a cheeseburger with pickles on it.
Like, we don't.
The aftertaste tastes like pickles.
Yeah, like, pickles with a little big shot.
Maybe like a sour cucumber or something like that, baby.
No?
I know it's not.
For some reason, I don't know why it's not that sour.
But I know that's mangoes.
No, there's no way it's not no cucumber.
There's no cucumber in this.
No, no cucumber.
Is that the mint leaf that's
really changing the taste?
I think it might be the mint.
I mean the mint brings an herbal quality to it so.
Is that a mint with passion fruit?
I think it's an up and in protein.
It's a mint with mango.
Now I'm trying to figure out the liquor.
I never had those shit like this.
Is there any sweet in it?
There is.
I don't taste like no hamburger.
I taste like pita colada in it.
It's not pretty.
Anyway, this should taste good though.
I'm not going to.
You take two showers and we game.
Is it vodka?
So think about what you had to be given.
Is it warmer or is it softer? Is it richer or is it lighter?
It's lighter for me. I'm not gonna lie.
Is that lighter for you?
It's not lighter for me. This is a little heavier for me.
Really?
This one was heavier for me.
Wait, so after we drunk, what we're finna do?
Well, we're not getting drunk.
We're hand drunk and drinking and drunk. You can't handle it.
Look at the state of it.
You used the one saying, you feel like you're tummy.
I'm not even gonna say that shit, yes you did.
This is wrong too?
No.
It's not?
This is like fine cuisine of like, alcohol.
This is like some, I hate to call it that.
I hate to call it that.
I'm not in a club, you know what I'm saying?
I just have a nice club.
This is the type of drink I get.
What type of club do you think?
I think I got 11 Miami, good little bar.
On a Sunday, this is a Sunday bar.
Sunday bar, on a Sunday bar.
This is a Sunday bar.
Absolutely agree with that.
You see it?
It's not even hot.
Do you think it's not even hot?
It's not even hot.
But this is like a...
The whole point of this drink is to show you that you can have something that's a
rich liquor that's really light.
That's why it's confused.
That's what it feels.
It's like a nice, minty and fruity and delicious, right?
Like it's not intense.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It's alright.
So this is whiskey.
Oh my God.
This is whiskey.
Oh.
I'm not really a whiskey drinker.
But it's your favorite.
I like it.
It's a favorite.
Yeah, it's fire.
It's not bad.
So if I was to rate it, I would say the second one is my favorite so far, the third one
and the first one.
This is my favorite.
The one that you just had right now?
Yeah.
I go second.
Second by first.
This is my second.
Okay, so me and Lily would be the same.
I'm gonna hate you, shit.
I hate you, shit.
Okay.
There don't grow.
So this is the exact same recipe as before, but the difference is that we're putting
the fresh fruit in the mint.
Test this, test this.
I'm going to get an answer.
So how much liquor?
Okay, so two ounces of liquor.
Yes.
One mango.
Fruit is extra.
That's not part of your recipe.
Oh, okay.
Two ounces of liquor.
One salad.
Okay
One sour one sweet three four sweet
When I'm sitting here getting drunk we're actually learning they get faded over here with this little lesson nickel
That doesn't work, that worked, that worked, yeah.
So let me show you how to use your tools.
Dirty eyes for it.
So I want to show you how to use all of the tools in your kit so that you know for anything yourself.
This is some mash it up, mash it up.
This is the Mexican fruit.
A muddle.
You muddle with it.
So this is a snack for the food?
It's a...
The way that you model is you press and try it.
Ah!
It's the mouth like that.
Yo, listen to her.
Huh.
She's so good.
Mash it up, mash it up.
Press and try.
Oh, you got it, you got it, you got it.
So good.
Press and try, press and try.
How are you getting there and pressing and try it?
Little mix.
Alright, we're not going to make it.
Let's suck on it, let's suck on it.
Let's crush it.
Get it.
Press and try it.
Alright.
You did that with the mangoes too?
I did.
Like that?
Yeah.
I'm doing it in a small way.
So you know why I didn't take it down?
Yeah, so it's easier to do it in a small way.
Yeah, I'm the only one really drinking though, for real.
They make it be impressive.
I literally drink all my drinks.
Like, let me know if I'm wildin', bro.
I literally drink all my drinks.
You're not the only one, bro.
So I'll tell you different things.
I don't know if you guys have like a bar kit or not.
Yeah, most of the stickers doesn't have the little lid thing on top.
Yeah.
So the reason why I'm using this and not the thing with the lid on top is that this is easier.
It's what professionals use.
The one that they make like this is what they sell them like this a lot.
Like in the beginning of this time.
Ha! Like magic.
It's what I sell to people.
I was like, hit it.
Yeah, it's somebody, everybody has to start somewhere else.
Oh, right.
Holy, like, some people just mental.
But this is like the pro version.
Whereas yours is what people sell to people.
We got the poor version.
This is the pro version.
Oh.
So, the way you make your drink is you put everything in a smaller container, and then when you're done, the very last thing you put in here is your ice.
The very last thing.
Because if you put the ice in, and then you go and do your phone, it's gonna melt.
Right?
If you put the ice in, it's gonna melt.
By the time you know where it's gonna melt.
How is that? You don't want to melt it.
Is it like us, us?
So what you do is you put out the ingredients in here,
and then you pour it in like that.
And you just let it go in and the angle.
You don't fix it so it's perfectly straight.
You let it go in and in.
Why the angle check?
Because it's easier to take it apart.
Shut up!
Thank you.
Because it's easier to take it apart.
Oh, that's true.
That's the reason.
I mean, that makes sense.
Once it's together, you've got your two pieces.
Are you guys going to practice?
Yeah, we're going to practice.
So you hit it, you make some stuff.
Check it to make sure that it's in.
So it has to be.
Oh, because you don't want none of the liquid coming out.
Exactly.
Show the bottom.
So when you go to shake it, when you go to shake it,
you have one hand on the top and one hand on the bottom.
You always do it with two hands.
Don't do it with one hand.
Because if it comes apart, it
will fly off behind you and break the window. So what if I did like this? Shake your ass.
I got a big man's twerking. You see how this came out? You don't. Jesus. Jesus.
So one hand on the top, one hand on the bottom. And then shake the bejesus out of it. The bejesus?
The bejesus. Yo, why are you funny? Cause you're super funny.
Ha ha, I'm not alive. Yeah, you're done nigga.
Now you're funny though, you can shake them like this.
Oh wait, my shirt.
Brings, come on bro, lock it.
Now you're so cool doing it with one hand bro.
What's your hat backwards and the dermals in your face?
Don't let your face know, it's gonna hurt.
So to get it apart, you take this part of your hand
and you hit right here.
So see where I have it sealed,
completely you go immediately to the right now you're hitting the bottom not the top you're hitting this
because it measures a jig.
That's like whatever unit it is.
What's it called?
It's a jigger.
This is called a cobbler.
A cobbler.
This is called a jigger.
They don't know super things.
I'm telling you, okay?
What are you doing?
Trust me, I believe you.
It's just not believe me.
But this is one ends and this is a half an ass.
Let me get a jigger and a check.
Jigger, other jigger.
Not every jigger is the same,
but you actually do have to check.
Don't just assume.
So that's something that carry one of one ounce of this stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Like if you get the big ones, they're
going to be two, two and a half ounces.
So it just does depend.
This is your Hawthorne strainer.
So after you've shaken your cocktail,
you've taken this off.
Now everything is in your big best part.
Put your Hawthorne strainer on.
And now you either press it forward,
called closing the gate. Now the difference between the two is you press it forward if
you don't want bits. You leave it open if you do. And that's your personal preference.
Are you a president or what?
Like this, look.
Come on, come on.
Forward, forward, forward like this.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm like this.
I'm not a schoolboy.
Do you want it or not?
Do you like your bits or what?
You don't like the bits.
I'm not a pulpy type of guy.
I like the bits too.
I might pop me a jigger, but I'm
First I was like
So I just really so if I want the the liquor out wait no
So what is this doing? Yeah, so that's when you push it forward. Yeah, it means you get less bits
So if you have got like if you have mint or fruit or anything like that in there if you press it forward
you get less. You also get less of the ice shot. So what if I press it back? I'm going to get older.
You're going to get older. Yeah, I'm not huge. The only thing you keep out then is like the big chunks of ice.
Raise the pouring. It'll come out through here. It shouldn't come out through here.
Okay. So I got to make sure I pour it carefully so it won't come out. Just saying it's cool.
Get a bit. I'm doing this for my honor. Okay. Wait, so wait. What is this again? Oh, no.
That is a julep strainer.
A julep strainer?
So that is for when we're making a stirred cocktail drink to the shaking cocktail.
So you know the whole James Bond shake and not stir drink?
James Bond 007?
Yeah.
I love James Bond.
Right?
You remember this?
Like shaking not stirred?
Okay.
Yeah.
So James Bond was in his favorite bar, talking to his bartender.
Yep.
So which is in Kovgar, did you guys go to London?
No.
No, I haven't been to London.
I'm going to Paris.
I've been with him and it was the worst experience.
Yeah.
Sorry.
So, where are you from though?
I'm from the Midwest, but I used to live in London.
Oh, what part?
St. Louis.
What's your admissive?
Are you Caribbean?
No.
Is this St. Louis in the Crate?
It's like South of Chicago.
Are you crazy?
Yeah, completely crazy.
I was thinking about St. Lucia.
I don't know, I'm gonna ask you a question.
Pay attention to what she talks.
I think she was in the same unit for a minute or two.
How's your mental health been though?
Sorry.
I think you kind of ruined it.
How's yours?
I was good, I went to therapy today.
Me too.
He said he hated it.
He said you didn't see the point of therapy and everybody goes to therapy and does.
That's a lie, that's a lie.
I personally, Max has some real serious worries.
Max's worries saved me.
It's important to be in touch with our mental health and our emotions.
It is. People like that.
I don't know why.
Look at all of the lessons. Yeah, we read, we read.
So, you've all heard the line, shake and not stir.
Yeah.
So it comes from James Bond.
And Ian Fleming was saying, what do we do to mess with people?
Like, how can we genuinely screw them up?
And his bartender said, tell him she can not stir it.
She can not stir it.
Because it's alive.
Because it's wrong.
Your martinis should be stirred.
Why is that?
What?
Why?
Yeah, why?
Because if you think about it, when you have liquor only
in something, you want it to be silky and smooth.
You don't want to have my stuff.
You want it to be like really easy and gentle and like.
Who's that?
Elegant.
I was opposed to...
Uh-huh.
That's what I say.
Yo, Dooney, what's up?
What's up, Dooney?
Fuck, we're on a two-day.
That's my friend, Chill.
I'm saying hello.
Alright, go ahead.
Alright.
I was gonna go ahead because I was gonna go ahead, but...
No.
Hello, Dooney.
How you doing, Dooney?
How are you?
Awkward as fuck.
Alright, I'm gonna be a real wordy.
So if you think about like what we had for the Zachary yeah, we the ice shards in there were really nice
It was delicious, right?
Because it made it really refreshing. Yeah, whereas if you think about if you're having an old fashioned
You don't want those little ice chips in there. You want it to be like really silky. Yeah
Not shake so the rule is that if you have alcohol only you stir
Whereas if you ever put juice in it or fruit in it
or anything like that.
So because I will only stir the juice together.
So this is what you stir with.
This is your spoon.
So the way that you stir is it's a complex motion
where you're toasting it in your glass
without making any sound.
So you keep the back of the spoon
against the back of the glass.
Yeah, you gotta like twist it.
I'm gonna say you gotta, like, yeah, oh, I see how you're doing this.
You gotta do a quick one.
Let it just, like, really take over.
Nice, nice, nice.
I guess I'm gonna show, like, the back of the spoon.
That's actually not allowed, too, but you gotta be doing a fair amount of shit.
You too.
Because, like, the back of the spoon,
it's all in the back of the spoon that I go to like this.
You gotta go around.
It's not just like this.
The bag of smoothies I go all the way around.
I rest it right here, like this.
Yeah. Exactly.
Here you are.
This is why we do it.
But you're going to work too.
Nah, this is what I can do.
This is what I can do.
Why do I keep saying schoolbook, bro?
What is that? I don't know.
I don't know.
This is schoolbook.
I don't get it.
Why is I saying that?
Okay, do we, when would we, we would do that after, wait.
So if you're liquor-owned, then you would stir.
So you put your ingredients in, you put in your ice, you stir, you strain it, you're done.
What's an example of a drink that you would like?
A normal fashion?
A small fashion.
A martini?
A Manhattan?
A Hermione?
What about a Martino Mule?
That's not something for us.
Yeah, because you've got sparkling water in it and you don't want to shake up the sparkling water.
Wait, I thought it was ginger ale.
Yes, but it's sparkling.
Oh, I think that's what I knew.
You're right, you're right.
Actually, and it's better if you use ginger beer, not ginger ale.
Ginger beer.
I do taste ginger beer in there.
It's less sugar, less sugar, and more ginger flavor.
It's just sugar.
Mmm, that's good.
All right.
So wait, is ginger beer and vodka?
Or what is it?
It's ginger beer and that's it?
I'm not gonna lie or something like that.
Good polls, this is great polls, didn't it?
I love Moscow, you smart as fuck.
That was created in the Hollywood.
What, Moscow Mule?
The Moscow Mule was created in the Hollywood.
Why call it Moscow?
Why didn't you call it Moscow?
Because it was nearly slowly.
Have you been to Moscow?
I haven't.
You've been to Russia?
I love Russia, no.
Oh, he's actually taking a trip out there somewhere.
Not, I mean, you know, but I can't because it's like, it's all damn expensive.
Yeah.
Otherwise, it would be great for him.
Well don't you got that extra ticket?
Yeah, I got an extra ticket to go to Russia.
Wooo!
When you want to go to Russia?
I'm trying to make you drink bro, I'll get your head out the gutter.
Ah, good cover.
Yeah, next drink.
So that's a very good question.
So that's why, do we understand
shooting versus shooting?
Everything else, we're going to shake up.
A drink, the kind that you build
like a gin and tonic
or Moscow Mule, you're not going to shake it all.
It was building it in the glass, so they were drinking it out.
But lots of things were actually created in LA.
LA was a huge history of in the world of alcohol, Moscow will be one of them.
So this service you just put together without taking it or stirring?
Okay.
And that's one of them.
Yeah, and that's called Build.
Build.
Okay.
Build.
I'm deaf.
Right, I'm just curious.
You hear that, right?
What's my favorite cocktail?
Yeah.
I absolutely love a cork driver number two.
I heard that.
It is made, can you serve it in a glass like this?
It starts with a rinse of absinthe and then it has equal parts of gin, lemon, quinoa
lily, and quinoa lily is a vermouth.
What's it, what's quinoa lily?
Quinoa lily is a type of vermouth.
What's a vermouth?
Vermouth is a fortified wine.
Oh!
Shoot!
It's what's in the Manhattan.
Broad outside.
It's what's in an agronomy.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think so.
I had a good one.
Michelin restaurant before.
It was good.
I had a good one.
All right, back.
Let's do it.
I want you to move to make one of your own.
Oh, yes, please.
Oh!
Wait, are you going to test it out?
No.
Are you going to be the judge?
No.
decide whether how good they are your own self. You're gonna follow the formula
but you're gonna make it however you want with whatever ingredients you want but
you're following the formula. Okay, okay.
The school were all based around drinks that would be easier, wouldn't it?
I'll be reading chat to you. The women, let's get it.
Okay, so the things that you have to decide are what liquor you're going to put.
Okay, I'm already guys, it doesn't have to be one we already made or you can use anything you've got here.
Yep, I like that, let's do it.
And then you have to decide whether or not you want lemon or lime,
and then you have to decide whether or not you want fruit or not.
Yeah, I know what I want to make.
And if you are going to muddle, you have to do that first.
That has to go...
If you're putting fruit in it, then you have to do that before...
Okay, I'm gonna make a trick with the mango.
I'm ready.
Now let's do it.
Okay.
I know what's happening, man.
I'm the best trick man.
Dang.
Okay, you're locked in.
Wait, do I take the whole thing?
If you can't do that, let me cut it.
Yeah, I'm gonna take the whole thing.
And then remember, we're gonna put it in the smaller one, not the big one.
I'm just learning like this is amazing, I love learning.
Okay now also, you have pineapple?
I don't.
You have really marmalade?
I do have marmalade.
Okay, like just a little cut, you know what I'm saying?
You want to make sure, stuff like that, let's get a little tricky on this.
Yeah, because the juice comes at the bottom.
Yeah, it's sweet, but it's not us.
I didn't remember the measure.
Who do you think will make the first, the best drink?
Oh yeah!
That's got the one we've painted most attention to.
Let me make sure.
You don't even know what you're doing, do you?
Please, just spit out the food.
You can leave your thingy.
You can just muddle it up.
All because I've got it.
And then, except for the mando, I did cut off the pieces.
You see that?
Yeah, so I left it in.
I'm scared.
I need some of that mania.
I actually want some.
That's my fruit.
I'm actually scared.
Yeah.
I actually just won a bacon competition.
Can I have some of the bacon?
They call me the master baker.
I won the competition this past four days.
Where you won?
You won.
Hey, W-rated, bro.
He knows how to cook.
He's gonna tell you he's lying.
He's lying.
I know when he hates, he's lying.
Yeah, I'm lying.
Now, yeah.
I'll give you a second plate.
Where's this smaller?
I'm a little, I'm a little small.
Oh, what do you need?
What do you need?
I need his bottom smaller tent.
Should be this big?
Yeah.
I'm gonna just say, good.
How many would there be?
This is good.
There was one.
Somebody's man, somebody's man, somebody's man.
How much, how much sour do you put in?
That's what I'm trying to remember.
What's it?
I know.
One, two, two, two, two, two, three, four.
My back's not like young mom.
One, two, two, two, two, one, two, three, four.
One sour, two alcohol, three, four, sugar.
Test it out.
Hey, wait, thanks for the five giftee.
Fuck your mouth.
It is true.
I mean it is true.
One.
one of these real quick you say I look like you're a ma fuck out of here
you do it like you're a ma oh my god
remember if you're modeling that has to happen first
you could have been on season one
oh god you were like crazy
you would have probably kicked your ass
what are you laughing at bro
leave me alone that is what I'm saying to those bruh
alright come on do you know how to muddle
I mean so when you're muddling
I see this I remember because I listen
when you're muddling you're not just smashing down
You're twisting and turning.
Wow, right?
Was that good?
Holy shit, monkey's got ears.
Yo.
You need to hear me.
So...
All the way at the top, this is exactly what it would have been one yet.
Cause it's glow too low.
Exactly, that's the reports.
Max, what are you doing?
I'm fucking, nigga, I'm punching dick, nigga.
Thank you, Mundo.
How is that funny? I don't get it.
What happens if you do, I'm not saying I want to.
What happens if it's a lemonade line for a sour?
Great.
It's great?
It's great.
So it'll make sure both.
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
It just gives you more complexity.
It's more unique.
Yeah.
It's fun.
Okay.
If I'm gonna do it again.
But what are you putting it in there now?
Woo!
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm going crazy.
No.
I know.
Where'd you go?
I know.
I don't want to make my mouth this sour.
But what are you doing right now because you already had three-fourth of line in that jigger, right? What are you doing now?
I made I made I did the other one. I made it one and I poured it. I'm trying to get a second one. Why?
I need one I need one. I do want you're right. I was in the old trend. So what is the bitters again?
Think about it if you've got like really good chicken really good vegetables
You know, so the bitters are your spices, your liquor, your sour, and your sweet are
your good ingredients, and then your bitters take it to the next level, and they're like
three or about the same.
May I have the vodka, please?
Of course.
Can I have the rum, the gin, please?
Yes.
So both your gin and your vodka are made in California, right?
Let me get the gin after you.
I don't have the jay
So
Good job
You so strong in that great team
You need that
Okay. Okay. Two liquor. One salad.
Oh, we need to go. Wait, wait, wait.
More?
It's up. And take your muddler out.
You're so smart.
I'm sorry, bro.
Okay, wait. Which one is the salad?
Dan, Chacker, really sorry.
Chacker, which one do y'all want drinks, man?
Lime?
No, but remember we measure everything.
Thank you, my dumb.
Let me do it, let me do what he's doing, let me do what he's doing.
No, leave me alone.
So should I do it over the cup, you think?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're the best.
What are you doing bro?
There you are.
Yes!
Wait, can I do your own, like, self-allowing thing?
Yeah, I don't have one, I'm just waiting for that.
So you want to do one on one?
I'll do long, I'll do long.
OK, so grab that guy, and let me cut you.
I'm like a long type of guy, real serious.
Keep it sour, Steven.
Take a one-minute sour too.
What is that even mean?
OK, only half of it?
Yep. And then turn it the other way.
Yep.
And then I'll measure that.
Is it this?
Because you probably have a little bit more to do.
Oh, did you measure it?
I'm not gonna lie. Damn, no.
Fuck!
It's because you're sitting here and not listening, bro. You just think about it.
No, I'm just...
I'm not allowed to liquor like...
I'm trying to blame the liquor.
Listen up.
Nope. So open it back up.
You're almost there.
And then you're fine with the lemon. You're good there.
I'm going to write it down.
That's perfect.
You open it back up, because you need ice.
Damn, I'm just kidding.
Put everything, ice goes last.
Ice goes last.
Would that have been the base of this already?
No, it doesn't.
Ah, yeah.
It doesn't.
That's okay about it.
But before you close it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
See my boomer here. I'm talking about you know what I'm saying.
I know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.
So, is there an amount of...
No, a lot.
A lot.
Take my eyes of my double.
Three floors, this is two there.
That's like three floors on the right.
Yes.
Hey chap, see me off.
Now, shake it.
I can shake it.
Hold it.
Get out.
What?
I got some ice cream, y'all don't hang me with that, right?
I'm gonna hit you double piece of mech-o-o-o.
I think it's exactly mech-o-o-o-o.
Could I have some ice?
Yes.
Please, please.
It's kinda cold, man, huh?
Please.
I know, it should be, it should be cold enough.
It's too hot.
It should be so cold that it hurts your hand.
It goes in a freezer.
I'm gonna put it down.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, more.
Sweet.
Okay.
Sweet, so stir it all up.
It is out all the shakers in the juice.
One, okay, yeah.
Wait, oh my big head.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh, you guys, put it down, put it down, it hurts.
Okay, so remember what we're doing.
Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're hugging me.
You don't want to do that.
You want to take it off? Yeah, take it off. Pull it up and get your hopper into it.
How does ice go like that? I feel like the camera man should chase all our shit.
You're going to strain it into your other glass.
So like, it's going to be soupy?
I'm sorry, I didn't take a cup.
No, it's not going more than that.
Like you get three or four.
Yeah, you're empty glass.
And so you press down?
Yes.
But hold on, hold on.
Like this.
So you've got your cover on the whole thing
and you're going to pour out of here.
And I'm holding it, you can hold it
with your hands, it's totally fine.
Like this.
Yep.
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh yeah!
Nah yeah.
Bastard's a good'n right?
City! City!
That's a bad guy, that's a bad guy.
That's supposed to be his color.
That's not even Zubby's.
It's supposed to be his color.
I see this on a roll, I like it.
That's supposed to be his color.
He's supposed to pull other people down to bring stuff up.
Hey, government!
Now hold on.
Exactly who I am.
Oh yeah.
That's a bad guy.
How do you make that do? Take a set.
The boost is better.
We take all three, and then we rate.
We rate. Yes.
We've got a garnish.
We have to make it look gorgeous.
Don't let it sit on the lines.
I like.
Let's put a garnish on.
Does it go in a big cup or a small cup to make sure it doesn't matter?
Flip it over.
Flip it.
Now you can take it apart.
Remember, we, we, we, let me do it for you, let me do it for you, let me do it for you.
Ow, it's cold!
Okay, so see where you're hooting it, we're hooting it.
You're not hooting it, but listen to her.
Oh, I'm hitting that thing, all right.
It's stuck.
I'll let you hurt some.
Ooh.
Let's garnish your drink.
You can, if you want, we can do.
Listen, I feel like you should get the paint.
Thank you. What is this, a straw?
No, it's a color pick.
I'm going to pick.
You can put a piece of fruit on it, and if you want, you can take.
Did you have, again, I can't give you a prime, it wants to be catfish.
You can do this.
Oh, we're going to do a drive.
Okay, let me see your flamingo pack.
Let's put it.
Yo, word to my system.
Maggle.
Word?
That's hard, bro.
Hey, hey, you love me or something, bro?
Are you good?
How about that?
I love you.
Thank you.
Let me too, bro.
Don't eat it yet.
Yo, yo, put it.
Like mangoes, I just want to bite you.
Come around, I'm telling you, this
would be one of the best drinks you've ever had in your life.
Say that again, baby.
Why is all of that shit actually like, yo, no.
That ass, it goes from light to dark.
That ass.
It does, it does.
That's actually the name.
Light, a little bit of color, middle, most of it.
That's in the dark.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
We got three sunglasses?
These are the things you're impressed by at your grown-ups.
For a little fun sometimes.
Like tag, bro.
Like tag.
Bro, say no.
No, I don't know what to do, bro.
You know, when you're 31, I still can't.
You're not gonna know.
What to do when they went up.
You're all about to see crazy stuff.
You're gonna hate yourself, bro.
Yeah, I know.
You get it.
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow.
Listen, he's saying that because me, personally,
I'm an honest, superman.
He's a line manipulator.
So why do you have to say that?
What does he say?
He's a line manipulator, so that's why I'm saying it.
He feels like I'm a full man.
No, bro, I've heard of him.
I'm saying I'm a line manipulator.
I can't say the same thing.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
No, no, no, no.
I can't save it for that man, check it out.
I see the whole T-Bots, we can't even stream here.
That was about another person, my baby's not here.
That was the first time I ever watched 8 Packs of Legends, nigga.
Fuck you, how about that one?
Hey, bro, like...
They gonna watch the shot of you, you fucking bastard.
I'm gonna kick you out of this.
You're gonna break it with the big ball.
I'm gonna kick you inside the grave.
That was it, man.
Um, yeah, we're gonna need...
We do three shot glasses and then fill all three and then we taste it.
Yeah, and then we need to know the concoction.
Yeah.
Naturally.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, Burr.
You're actually making us that whole now.
Yeah.
This is my...
Yo, this is like my bigger shit to drink.
Lock yourself.
Actually.
Yeah?
At least.
Oh.
You know the secret, man.
Do you want to see one of these?
What's the best way to put the pour with us?
Uh, the best way to do it is kind of fast.
Oh, come on.
I'm gonna add a leech tomorrow and I'm gonna add a leech tomorrow and I'm gonna eat so
good bro.
Maybe like a little
That was sassy
Nice
Do you think you should have put this first or no
I like it. Yeah, I was making sure that you like it. Oh, so we got to sit like this
Look at how good that looks.
Oh, it does.
You see, like in my head, I've been thinking
of everything that needs so technical
and stuff like that.
Wait, is this mint?
It's gonna make it minty though.
Do you hate mint?
No, no, it's not like that.
Wait, how do we pour the glass in?
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not formal like that.
Pick it up to your face and smell.
Pour the other two.
Like, and then,
because what smells nice is to our smell.
Mojito.
So if you like it, it smells.
I'm just gonna sit here and I'll just, maybe, I'll like...
That's a really good way for you to judge whether or not you're gonna like something on your palate.
Do you want it?
Max, put it on your lips.
I'll make you taste that.
Okay.
No, you're drunk, okay?
He's drunk.
I'm a big daddy.
What the fuck?
Dang, what?
And this one is for your eyes.
Oh, thanks, bro.
Thank you, bro.
We'll just stop.
I've been working out a lot lately.
I've had muscles like this for a long time.
I'm trying to chill, I'm trying to lose weight.
You do got thick ass legs,
we don't work with them skinny things,
I don't watch that shit all the time.
When it's tough, the legs are a little chunky.
That's it, I'm not mushy.
But that's mushy, man, you know what I'm talking about.
Well, they're like,
yeah, it's cool.
We'll just have a little.
What the?
Bro, we can only give you this many times.
You got work to ask?
I don't really, I'll see you later, bro.
I'm actually gonna ask that.
Ah!
What the heck?
What is that?
I don't know, it's nasty.
It pisses me off.
I might piss on it.
What is that?
It's Lacey, you nasty bitch.
What is that?
Lacey, you nasty bitch.
It's never that serious, brother.
There's literally bathrooms around my neck.
Hold on.
Damn, man.
I don't wanna go get that plastic.
What's up, you one?
Where's the shriveler?
Get it off me, Colton.
Wow, what a place.
Better?
Better than the whole tournament here.
They wouldn't have done that for their shriveler.
What's up with the energy?
How do you hear the same numbers?
You hear the same numbers?
He got hold of my hair like that.
Super that.
That we don't say,
what do you mean? How do you say?
Toronto.
That we say, maybe something.
Maybe, maybe Samantha.
The other one, potential.
Yeah, that's not me though.
All right, who's your first?
So when I met, um, O.J. Simpson,
I was sat in this flower.
It was in Vegas.
It was in Vegas. It was after I had just
from this big event with the throne.
And I sat there and I'm like,
this guy looks so familiar.
And he comes up to me and he's like,
yeah, a little bit hitty, a little bit like,
and he's like, eat this cookie.
He had like an actual cookie from the bar and I'm like, he's like, have this cookie
and I'm like, I really don't want a cookie and he's like, no, and he's like kept trying
to make me eat the cookie and I'm like, no, I'm just on a liquid diet, okay?
I'm having a martini and he's like, oh, just like lost himself.
Liquid diet.
Oh my God, I can't believe you said you're on a liquid diet.
This is so good.
And I turned to the person and I went down like,
oh, he's getting a lot of ball jaysons and so much.
And I'm like, uh, because he just got out of jail.
It is out of jail.
Aw.
And I'm like, oh my god.
And you should have maybe have a cookie.
He's trying to like, yeah.
What's with that cookie?
I don't know, but I didn't know.
Did somebody else have a cookie?
Like, did somebody else have a cookie?
No, you don't know.
Somebody else had a cookie.
Somebody eventually had a cookie.
What?
I don't want to call this shit.
Oh, Jason, try to try this shit.
I'm going to listen to you.
What?
Yo, what?
He's trying to talk good to you.
I'm controlling the taste, bro.
Okay, wait, who's trying who's first?
We're sipping each one of your drinks.
What is he, the drinks?
Okay, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
don't worry about that, bro!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is this just here, who's is the best?
Yes.
And then we figure it out.
Yes.
Okay.
But hold on though.
Like, I got this shit poured up.
Where's my glass?
Oh, you did three different ones
Yeah, no, just there's a sip they'll just take sips out of each one
Give me another shot like bro stop
Stop
I'm gonna make you a score tomorrow.
Stop.
Who's alone?
What's wrong with you?
Random maker.
What's that?
It's annoying.
See, you just need to call them.
Oh, there you go.
Great.
I've seen ladies that drink in Japan, but look at that.
It's been a long day.
They're not.
So, they're on each other.
Yeah.
So, we have two teams.
This?
We need one more glass first.
Oh, yeah.
Can I get one more?
Okay.
Oh, Sae!
Hey, hey, hey!
Give me a smile!
There you go, bro.
Back a lot.
Buns is out tonight.
What?
Yo, I got a lot of nice.
You've got to tell them about it.
I'm a trucker.
That is so good, bro.
Bro?
Actually, you can see it.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Hey, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'd be a hard-working, tough-working guy.
You gotta get along with your other friends.
I've got a nice accent.
Hey, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
I'd be a hundred too, y'all boys. Even if you know it's your streamer or something, don't be biased.
Oh, I'll be honest, anyways.
Oh, really?
You think you can daft me up after airing me for that long?
After airing you?
On iMessage?
Oh, wait, why are you on it?
Yeah, that's crazy.
I don't hate for him.
No, no, we talking the false idea, you know that. I don't know how to text her.
I call you up at the retard, I'm calling you.
Come on man, I love you
You take it too long. Okay?
My dress ain't growing 30 days, I think I'm soaking now
Now I also did that short though you hate some fucking I
Okay, yeah, yeah, these don't be up sniffly nose like me smoke. Yo, you got mad snuck
Yo, you got mad snuck
You're a paper bruise.
How are we supposed to?
You're dressed real loud.
Oh, he's a bitch, man.
He's always a bitch.
He's a hoe.
All right.
Hey, look at him, bro.
Look at some losers.
I could do this.
What's going to happen?
No, we'll get it.
All right, let's start with Rage, all right mystery drink cheers cheers this
This may be our luck.
So they give it a rating each one or so they give it a rating like after all of them.
Each one low key because the flavor is going to change as they go.
Each one, each one, each one, each one that gets a rating.
Do we have a palate cleanser?
Yeah.
In between?
Like you eat one for a while.
You eat one?
But that should look like a bad guy.
You don't have to eat with this.
It means they're not so different.
You can just sit one.
All right.
Of course.
I lost the orange.
That should look like a bad guy.
It's my killer.
What do you mean, last drink?
Sit on it by Blue Tasty.
Blue Tasty.
Ooh.
Sour.
A little sour.
That's a good one.
It's real tart.
No, it's not.
Tart.
What am I talking about?
It's real tart.
Tart.
Bitter.
Very tart.
That's good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Both of it?
It's, I mean, I don't taste alcohol.
That's good.
The problem is it's sweet cheese.
That should look like a bad one in a session.
There's one, one digit, one in each of them.
One in each of them.
Should we save the ratings for the end?
Yeah, let's save the ratings for the end.
I'm not even going to forget about the ratings, bro.
They're going to know what's one of your, like, the most?
Nah, I have to do the ratings now, I have to do the ratings now.
Oh, because right now?
Judges, what would you all like to do?
One through ten?
I would wait.
Because if I give it a seven, and then I try another one.
Alright, I'm going to write it down on my notes.
I'm going to write it down on my notes.
Yeah, that's a right. Yeah, that's a right. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. That's a right.
Whoa.
Have you got your note?
Well, you can change.
Okay.
I'm not, you know, I'm not.
No, no, no, no.
Man, don't make me.
I'm not, keep it on.
I'm not.
Go ahead and watch.
You just want to say better all these things.
Oh my God.
D.
You already know when you get to drink in my state.
It's just Max's break right here.
Here we go.
All right, cheers, fellas.
Why is it my turn?
It's real freedom.
Let me tell you about it.
Because they went by the book.
It just stuck in there.
I want to smell it first.
Why are you doing it by the door?
Because I just, all of that was leaf.
Come on, bud.
People are leaking to the shot.
Sighy.
It's a little more mild.
That's not a bad thing though.
It's not a bad thing.
It's real.
We weren't from Tarts or something a little more sweet,
you know what I'm saying?
No, Monday first.
I got a rating.
I definitely think it has a lingering alcohol taste.
OK, is that good?
You definitely taste it.
I don't think it's too much alcohol.
I think it's way too much alcohol.
What you talking about?
I don't know, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What's that?
That's garlic!
Put your ring in the hole.
You can change the last message if you need to change the issue.
I still think it's good, but I just feel like the alcohol, like you know, I'm not supposed
to be tasting the alcohol.
Okay.
Yeah, Martha said if it's made right, you're not even tasting it, right?
Cheers.
We're too full.
No hairs.
No lips.
All right.
Here we go.
Leaves on the back.
Go, go, go, go.
This is all.
Cheers.
This is a little cheers. Yeah, let's go all right. What is what is what's a piece?
Wait, you guys try your own drinks, right? You try try right now
No, no, no, no Reynolds, no, wait, you have to go from lowest to highest, okay?
No, just go!
You need first, no, no more, no more, no more.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait you just said Malati?
Nah, he said Malati.
All right, so Rey first.
What's your word?
Yes.
The patience.
My score, Rey, I give it a seven.
That's fine.
I think it was a little too much of mine, one thing!
Oh, I mean, one mind thing.
Dang, your ass!
It's just a little too much.
It was my thought.
But I give you a seven.
Okay, you bet.
I
Fuck it if we're in the chat.
Oh yeah.
All right, damn.
Next, Max.
Max?
What'd you say?
I give you a three.
Yeah, fuck that.
Oh, shit.
My God, bro.
It's just, I don't know if there were, to me,
I didn't really taste anything.
What's up, man?
I don't know.
I don't know how you'll get it.
Hold it and don't taste nothing.
God, I'm doing something, dude.
Yeah.
Hold it and don't taste nothing.
That's bad, dude.
I'm gonna get him up.
It's like a road, though.
A little bit of maybe.
Yeah.
Did you use water?
I can't go.
Hey, what do you want?
She's my girl.
I've seen her before.
I ain't got a lot.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I ain't got a lot.
It's no bias.
We have three judges.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
All right, come on.
All right, see what we used to drink?
Come on, bro.
They gave me five.
City Allen juice.
Why'd you get a five?
It was a lot of juice.
Yeah, it was a lot of juice.
It was straight-up juice.
And you didn't make a cocktail.
You didn't make a cocktail.
Yeah.
I put the measurements on the eye.
You didn't make a cocktail.
I
It's not supposed to you're not supposed to taste alcohol what do you mean to a juice your office taste alcohol straight juice
Yeah, that tastes like straight juice
This is your man. I was losing more than he is.
Listen to her real quick. Listen to her. Look, am I right or right?
That's not what they're saying, though. They say it's too much juice. They say it's like juice.
That's what you're supposed to taste, bro.
No, nigga, you need to have a juice, nigga. It bounces off.
So I can put a bunch of juice in the mouth.
Oh, I'm supposed to take it like that.
No, nigga, it's fast.
I put them right now.
Say go yeah, I'm not gonna say I'll go but okay cool
Okay for yours it was a lot of you
I gave him a 6.5 what the
Factor
Why can't you get your side of like there's like any of these like what I get a win
Well, what would you do or some shit? What place on the stupid shit?
Oh, you'll take that the series everybody give me a second to make sense
average the scores as well
So personally, I don't really drink so I like the sweet shit and
Everybody give me a 7, give me a 2,
everybody give me a 4, give me a 8.
No, you're drunk.
What did you get something for?
I gave him a 8.
I said hey, what am I doing?
Why don't that make a lot of noise?
This is not your fault.
I ain't going, Gary.
You're too cold as mom.
I just ate one of those.
In the last, how did that go from 7, 7,
to 3, 3, 4 cents?
In the last place.
Hey, that's more of 13.5.
He's on the second-person game of the life.
Hey, yo.
Yo!
Max in last place!
Woo!
Get down from the big J.
Ed in first place!
Still here.
Taking it this time, at 19.5,
Still here.
I'm a grown ass man!
Rage at 16.
I'm a big treat for people!
I'm a grown man!
No, there's niggas talk, bro.
Where's your phone, bro?
Let's go!
Max, you deserve it, bro.
You deserve it, bro.
I deserve it, I lost?
Fuck you, bro.
No, you should have won. You deserve it.
That's what I'm saying!
You're way better than Rage, if I ain't got why.
No, no.
You know this ain't better.
You just didn't get something.
You think I never drank again, man?
Man, I know.
I can't even think of a thing like that.
I don't even know what I'm like, man.
Who the fuck wants a bitterizer?
We guys drink, bro.
It's not fucking bitter, come on, snickers.
Say something like lemonade, stupid boy.
Tart boys.
Whoa!
Say that fucking lemonade.
Chill, Tart Boy.
Chill.
Fuck.
You say it, please, all right?
All right, I appreciate you.
I can never.
It's all right.
See how you talk like that to me?
You talk like that to fucking Roar, man.
It's up.
Oh.
Don't you wick or fuck?
Wait, you really thought that I did that wrong?
No, you know me, boy.
What about?
What? You're mad at what?
You're not.
I'm gonna say it right now.
Hey!
No!
Don't f-
What?
I'm not gonna lie, hopefully I'll piss you, bro.
Nick is whispering there.
I was on that we're talking about
What?
No
I'm confused though. I
ship
I've never known you to be pussy, but I'm never I'm gonna try another drink. Okay. I'm gonna meet you changing the subject
Because I don't like you how about that?
What are you doing?
All you need is big brown.
I'm older than you.
Why?
I'm old enough to see.
Oh my god.
Bob's a sweet.
Yes.
No.
I said I'll eat the big ones.
I'm older than you.
I said yes.
No.
You see what I'm trying to do?
You know what I'm proud of you.
You know you're from New York.
You're not short tempered.
No, I'm not short tempered.
I'm good.
All right.
Do I eat the rest of this, man?
I'm short tempered.
Wait.
Yo, wait.
What's the problem, son?
I'm a short tempered.
That's my favorite fruit, game.
May I go?
Yeah, sex.
Best fruit.
You're smart.
You're a pussy.
This is it.
That's just a bust shot.
Another one.
We have another.
Yes!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes!
Try to get it lit.
What a roll.
Activated his bisectomy.
Yes!
Try to get it lit.
What a roll.
Look like Palani girlfriend
I'm good look at all the checks
I'm gonna scream, like me, like that.
Because the other guy's a chat.
The other guy's a chat.
Me, though.
Because Kalani like, I was thinking about Kyrie Kalani.
What Kalani are you talking about?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's get this.
No, that's it.
No.
And that is any of you.
And then he was called.
I'm pussy.
He was calling me pussy.
But you, come on, go.
I got it.
That's it.
Because what about I know you a Christ?
You.
You ain't know.
Oh, God.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Say I'm drunk, I don't fucking wanna be run over.
Say I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind.
Say I'm blind, I just feel that demon.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Say I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind.
I'm not.
Nah, what are you talking about?
What is this?
Hey, you supposed to be saying I'm blind.
What do you mean I'm blind?
Hey, you said I'm blind.
We're getting out of our body.
Yeah.
Niggaz on, niggaz on.
Niggaz on, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.
Girl, that's body.
You dirty.
I know.
You still can't put it on God that he ain't fucking
with a body.
Yeah.
Claim your bitch.
I fucking with a body.
Fuck you.
You turn on Tyler, girl.
I didn't say fucking.
I'm not fucking with a body.
Oh, OK.
Claim your bitch.
Girl, you can raise me and you see what you got, girl.
I don't.
Claim your girl, man.
I don't have a girl.
I don't got nobody to clean, don't care.
What about side niggaz, though?
Because you don't want to wear a suspect, though.
Suspense.
I got my bitch.
Well, I'm not like a dude.
All I know is...
Actually, I got a...
And actually, this rubs my entire mental system.
That you can, like, try to refer to a woman as bitches.
You just said I got a...
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did he not just say I got a bitch?
Did he say he got a bitch?
He doesn't think.
Don't go to that.
Hey, shut up.
All I know is just squad is just a baby squad.
That's all I'm saying.
Hey, look, though, bro, get up, bro.
I just own up to what he did.
What do you have in here?
A sturdy cocktail.
A stirrer.
A liquor on top of a liquor.
Exactly.
She's definitely cringing at y'all.
Oh, okay.
Yo, I'm midnight, bro.
My model's wild.
My model's bugging, bro.
Oh, thank God.
Whoo!
Wait, if it's licorice on top of the licorice, what do you mean by licorice, what do you mean by licorice?
Wait, who's lighter than this?
Wait, this is not my lighter. This is here?
That's mine.
That's mine, man.
Wait, hold on, let me see it.
It's a cabinet lighter.
This is your heart, man.
Wait, who's this then?
This is a boy.
I don't think I know you, boy.
Who's this then?
I'll be your man.
Yeah, man, I like this combined.
Yeah, look, I hear that.
I like this high-scoring game.
And they excited over Hot Wheels.
Sparky.
Y'all gotta understand this type of stuff.
See if it works.
It's embarrassing.
Don't be like this.
Oh, God.
I didn't know you thought it'd take you.
See if it works.
See?
They say that's a guy.
See if it works.
No, man!
Just wait a minute!
It's working!
Wait a minute!
But we're here.
It's not smart.
It's dead.
Oh, no, no!
What is wrong?
What'd you say?
You just...
I'm not gonna lie.
No, that's my shirt. That's my shirt.
Stop! Stop!
Yo, Chad, why are you lying on Twitter?
You know why I've been sleeping that?
Why, I think niggas don't serve you.
Niggas don't serve you?
I feel like niggas don't.
Chad, let me know if I'm doing it.
I just pushed it down.
Niggas don't serve you.
No, it's not.
It must be a lot of stuff, huh?
No, I think it's a lot of stuff.
the locks and lock. I don't know if it melted or what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't
let it. Don't let it. Don't let it. I don't have fix it. No, no, no, no, you don't.
Stop. Stop. Stop trying to grab it from her hand whole again.
What about the bottom? That's that's what you put the gas.
I think it's that. I think it's the end. I'm not well I'm ready for this next
one. Oh, I look at it could be because of this right here. Sandbook here right
Oh, is that it?
Like that little burn right here?
Uh-huh.
Oh.
She got one.
Okay.
Happy!
This is an A drink.
Oh, yeah!
So, I gotta see.
If you, so this is not a shot,
it is a sample of a drink, right?
So it's not, so please don't shoot it in one.
Taste it and then you do whatever you want.
Okay.
Sheesh.
So it's not a shot.
It's not a shot.
Can I drink it all?
Oh, shit, I got one.
I'm scared.
And what makes a gattish shot?
That's a big extra liquor?
No, it's just not a shot.
It's just because it's because it is a proper cocktail,
but I poured it in these little, in the little,
so it looks like a shot.
So what we were drinking before was dark curries.
Oh, oh wait, this is, wait.
You have one different daiquiri.
Okay, daiquiri.
And then after that, you know, what's called a whiskey smash.
A whiskey smash?
You shot me?
But I mean, I'm trying to go home.
Well, Jim, you took it like a shot.
That's what you mean, Jim.
Stop thinking.
I'm trying to go home.
All that one, that would be.
A gin smash, right?
Yeah.
A gin smash.
Mm.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
It's actually not technically a gin smash,
because you didn't put mint in it.
I'm tasting the orange, though.
It was a little mint.
Oh!
It was a little mint.
It's not too much.
Is it like when you had to taste the mint?
So in order to be a sour.
Yeah.
What you have is two parts strong, one part sour,
three-fourth part sweet.
So like a two-sour.
To be a smash, you take that exact same recipe,
and then you smash fruit and mint.
Mm.
And that's what technically changes it
from a sour to a smash.
OK.
So it has to be mixed.
So mine is easy like in the middle
because I did the smash, but not the mint.
Exactly.
I see that.
So what would it be called without a mix?
Then it would just be a fruity sour.
Okay, back.
Oh my God, look, it's strong.
Mm-hmm.
That's why it takes everything.
It's lick on lick.
That should look like a baddy head session.
Can you remember?
What?
What's that?
What?
Bro, this is the seventh time he's said this, bro.
Come on, taste it.
What?
Today, he said that?
He said this?
Yo, bro, that's...
You know what?
Are we supposed to finish this?
This feels like it's gonna get me lit.
No, it feels like...
It feels like...
It's like a cocktail, huh?
I would drink this like I would drink an old-fashioned or something like that's because it's old-fashioned
Thank you, thank you
You never said that word before
Nobody has been deserving of the word
My down my down. Yes, that's true
What makes this old-fashioned different is that it's made with tequila instead of whiskey.
Wait, is this a reposado or blanco?
It is, it's a reposado.
So it's this tequila and the reason why I love this tequila is it's made by a female master distiller.
Oh my God, I love this, I was wondering why it's so good.
So first of all it's very, very rare to be a female master distiller anywhere in the world.
And then she does it in Mexico, which makes it really hard.
And then she only hires women from the local village.
Because that is tequila's best and that's real right?
Exactly.
That's why is that.
So by law, by international trade law,
tequila can only be made in Mexico.
So if you, agave grows in California, right?
So California can make tequila,
but you can't call it tequila.
They have to call it agave.
It's important to international trade law.
Holy Mexico.
Yeah, they want to know how to do it.
That's fun.
Y'all can do Mexican, bro.
And I love that it's ran by a woman, and she's only the highest woman.
I love that.
That's beauty.
Men love to take over everything, and I love that it's just ruined land.
Yeah.
I love that.
And it's so, and it tastes good.
It tastes amazing.
This is the best I've ever tasted.
I don't like it.
That's the best what you ever tasted.
The box of recycled Mexican pastas.
That's the best what you ever tasted.
Tequilla.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll listen. Come on, bro.
Do you drink dark liquor?
I got super drunk on Henny like a few years ago,
and I haven't had to put dark on my mouth in years.
What? Shatty's betting you for niggas.
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, that wasn't that great?
Yes.
Wait, so have you ever...
This wasn't your whiskey smashed.
Those look dark to me.
Smashed!
That is dark.
So, now, let me ask you a question, right?
Yeah.
do you know what a Hulk is? The drink? That's just crazy. The Hulk? So it's basically like a uh like
heady or doosy either or with the um hypnotic and some ice. Have you ever tried that together?
I guess not for two years. It turns like green and I'm out of my like two cups you out of it.
Yeah because look what you've done. You take in liquor and liquor.
So what is that? So what is that called? What do you what would you call that? It makes
It makes it both of them.
So that, like it's kind of hard, like, to leave.
Well, so what you've done is you've taken out the sugar
and you replace the sugar with another alcohol.
So it's just layers of, and then hypnotic is typically
passion fruit flavor, like the blue one is passion fruit?
I didn't know it was passion fruit.
Oh, I did.
I thought the blue one was blue, but I never heard the ball.
I just got it.
I just be drinking as shit.
I did not know it was passion fruit.
Blue and brown makes it green.
This might have been the most I've learned in a long time.
No, sure. Actually, shout out to T. C. Syndrome.
But, yeah.
No, that has to change the situation.
Well, when you take, when you put something like that,
think about that principle, and that works.
So here, like if you could substitute the fact that you put simple syrup in,
and you could put like Grand Marnier or Quantreau in there.
Was Grand Marnier one of the times?
They're orange and cured.
So, like not triple sec.
Anything that says the word triple sec on the bottle is gross.
Don't drink it.
So what if something called like a margarita or anything like that calls for triple sec what you want is iron grandmarnier or
Quantum those are orange liqueurs, but they're good quality. They're not gonna give you a hangover
Yeah, the reason why I worry about things like hypnotic is because the flavor and the color and all of that is artificial
Yeah, and that's the stuff that gives you the hangover
If you stay away if you stay away from chemicals you can drink a lot more and if you find in the morning
So instead of putting artificial flavor in, put fruit in and then your flavor comes from
actual fruit.
So it's not the sugar, it's the artificial sugar.
Everybody says it's the sugar, it's the artificial.
It's the artificial and the chemical her to more than the sugar.
But you can, you can still get a hangover, otherwise it's just some art to get a hangover
with the...
The thing is, like if you put tons of actual fresh fruit into your cocktails, you will almost never have a hangover because all of the fruit has antioxidants and vitamins in it.
So they negate the negative effects of the alcohol.
And the clogs are not even fresh fruit, right?
They're not.
So what I would do if I'm someplace that doesn't have fresh fruit, then you just order stuff that doesn't have fresh fruit.
I have artificial stuff in it.
So like, no cranberry jam.
I'm a coward.
Man, now I smell the Zubra.
I don't smell it.
I smell the Zubra.
I hate this thing, bro.
I hate him.
I smell the Zubra.
I don't like it.
I actually like this one.
I don't think I would.
I want to mix up the difference out of food because I see the foods that you
got.
Can we make another of the first one that we made?
Yeah.
Can we?
Yeah.
OK, yeah.
I'm down.
Let's go round two, y'all.
Let's go round two.
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm making.
Yeah.
We're doing the same thing.
No, no, no.
The first one.
Unless you want to make the second one again.
What do you mean the first one?
The first one, how was the drink drink?
Because this one just tastes like bad liquor, though.
That's a lot of spit kind of tough.
Yeah.
So this is going back to whether you shake or stir, right?
This is just liquor on the drink.
There's not all the liquor.
No, it's just like, bro.
So this is just an old fashion, so let's make something like this with more fruit and other ingredients.
Where did he go?
I think he fell a little soft.
I think you got him drunk.
No.
I don't care what he got.
I'm about to mix my shit up.
Would you make it?
No, don't worry about what I'm making.
Yeah, I'll show you something.
It's Tidgey.
What you making?
I don't worry.
Can I get some water, my love?
Thank you.
Can I get some of that?
It was just a little sweet.
I'm gonna make some shit.
Is there anything else that you think that we should learn?
Oh, there's so much more.
What kind of stuff do you normally drink?
I usually drink a lot.
I'm gonna go for sweet share.
Yeah, I like drinking sweet.
I don't like the bitter, tart, like tart stuff.
Like tart as hell.
But sometimes I like feeling manly.
I get old fast.
Some people just make tart stuff and it's not really essential.
I don't really like to talk stuff. I like going for foodie. I like foodies.
It wasn't tart, it was sour, domestic.
Oh, you thought the way? I wasn't talking about you.
Where did you come from, you know?
Where did you come from, nigga?
Where did you come from?
Where did you, nigga?
Making a water in the military?
Oh, really? Oh, really? You racist? Really?
What are you talking about, man?
I just heard you say, of course.
Are you schizo? You can't hear shit?
No, I just know the China's saying of course you want to
Because the China's done. I want to know what's in the matter good
It's really sweet, it's really juicy. It's a really good one
Am I the thing about it is I don't think I am a
Audio slow the fucker
She probably doesn't have the reaction I could have released on the risk. How do you make green tea shots?
I have no idea.
Oh, you don't know?
I mean, I know how to make green tea.
Wait, have you heard of the green tea show?
No, I don't.
I don't really know how to make a lot of stuff by my life.
Let me see.
By weird names.
But if you've seen the recipe, you probably eat Irish whiskey,
peach, schnapps, sour mix, splash of lemon, lime soda, and ice.
So I would never in a million years drink anything like that.
Why?
Everybody drinks that because they taste nothing just like a juice so they just eat us.
I'll tell you why. Sour mix garbage, garbage, garbage. It's 100% chemicals.
You're gonna get a hangover. That's where the problem is.
That's why everybody's getting a hangover.
Yeah and then what it's it's Sprite or something like that?
Yes it is. Iris Whiskey, peach schnapps, sour mix, yeah it's splashy.
What is that? What is that you talking about?
Green tea shot.
So the problems with that are the sour mix, really really bad thing, I would never ever
drink anything that has sour mix.
If you want the natural alternative, you squeeze fresh lime and fresh lemon and you put it
with all natural sugar.
As opposed to anything that comes out of a gum in a bar, is just chemical, there's
nothing natural about that.
I'll let you see the soda come out of the gun though, me personally, I've only seen
the soda come out of the gun.
But like, sour mix will come out of the gun.
I don't even know if they were what.
Or cranberry juice or orange juice.
So I'll drink the cranberry juice when we're done.
Mm-mm.
So what about, what if you're taking shots, but you're using like a cranberry juice as
a chaser, hand over.
Yeah.
Damn.
So just drink it like a vodka soda and you'll be good.
Yeah.
If you're in a bar that has like bottled continuous itself, like ginger beer, perfect.
Drink vodka or gin or rum or whiskey with ginger beer.
Not to feel.
All night and you're fine.
anything but anything that comes in a bottle in it in a in a bar or a club it's
gonna be much much better than anything that comes out of a cup
okay
bless you
I don't know if you have all mixed it's it this doesn't have alcohol this is a
pineapple and passion fruit
I want to put something on one of my tries
Wait, wait, actually, I might just go to the dragon fruit.
I might not want it.
Because I feel like a pineapple, and it'll be too much flavor, you know what I'm saying?
What?
I don't know that I would say too much flavor, but I think too much different flavor.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I meant.
Thank you.
If I made a bucket of sour, it added that.
Would that not work?
No, that would be good.
It would be good?
Interesting.
I'm not trying to...
What?
Well, what I would do this is, if I were making a vodka sour, is I would take, I would replace part of the sweetener with this.
So it's not a direct replacement, because this is not in here as sweet as this, but it's a partial replacement.
So what would you do, like, I would put half?
So instead of three-fourths, I would put half, and then I would put like three-fourths to one-half of this.
Interesting.
Which I'm not gonna be bigger
It's gonna be bigger than the other
Cause there's more juice
I think you just died
You hit your drum? Oh he hit his vasectomy
What is up with a hit his vasectomy?
He's falling stairs
Actually I think he actually hurts
I'm gonna call
It hurt?
No I'm sorry
He invaded?
I'm sorry I'm sorry
Let's make some drinks
I think his tubes came one time
Are you leaking or checking his bleeding or something?
Seconds of a fucking boost is up.
Now we go, we go, we go, we go.
That's not working.
Let's get her!
Oh, of course, yeah, I think it's a watermelon.
Yo, you're so, yo, you're just like,
you're just like,
oh my God.
What's your problem?
Yo.
This guy's gonna be a big boy.
Yeah.
Okay, wait, so what do you think
will be a better cacacic for one mother?
I don't think it's dragon fruit or a blood orange.
Blood?
Okay?
Yeah, exactly.
It's partially used.
Do I just use like half of it?
Yeah. Actually, don't use half.
Use less than half.
Like this? Just this right here?
Yeah.
I'm glad you're actually telling us.
I'm going to utilize all my skills.
Do you think the color coordinated?
Oh, there.
The yellow one?
Yeah, exactly.
That's dope.
What's your problem?
Wait hold on wait wait wait
Oh, you're the exes
Alright fuck
Yo you're drunk, yes you are
I'm not
What's your problem boy?
You're shit nigga
What the fuck I'm boyin with you
Gio, all these materials I need to make drinks
Order some to my house cause that's my new passion
I'm being bartender on my Christmas
That's not how I tell you
I'm not about nicking my lap.
Sir, at all if you're throwing an apron, it's a little sexy vibe, manly vibe.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, all right, all right.
Start making a drink, you start shaking it up, here you go.
Hope you have a great day, hope this, you know, relieves some stress.
We have a well day.
Yeah, some bromance, could I have one of the lemons?
And then you get to eat it and you cook.
What are you about to do?
I was gonna say swap me for this one and that one is for lime.
Do you want?
Yeah.
What do you like to have?
Lime or lemons?
I don't know.
You know what it depends.
They're really interchangeable, but lemons are a little bit more.
Here, I'll work each other out for me.
Can I try the water?
A little bit more us.
A little bit more us, nigga.
You just gotta a little bit more us.
Wait a minute.
Man, this is, that's juicy.
You know what else is juicy?
What?
That's diaper you're gonna pull with a lot of, fucking, that's...
I didn't get a diaper, but I don't want a diaper in a couple of years, uh, it's
some year.
Fuck.
What do you mean?
How do you have a what?
That's been a couple of years.
Oh, it's definitely a type of.
You skipped out on our video game.
You saw it right there this year.
All right, bro.
I guess it is a type of.
Yeah.
How do I, wait, how do I apply this to the cuffs?
Am I tweeting?
But I was scooped it out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get your own school.
I got my own school.
These are school's work.
Come on.
What would you say don't be burnt
Wait raise your sir last day
Yeah
Tomorrow you want to stay?
Type 6
Actually Friday, I'm gonna get a MovaRubz concert
So before that
Wait, wait, wait, MaxD2
Wait, when you-
You got a MovaRubz there on Friday?
Yeah, MovaRuz
Nah, I don't know if it's Friday
Wait, what is it?
They got Max playing MovaRubz
Nigga, why do you act like I'm-
Nigga, it's literally party, you playing zombies?
Wait, are we on the same shit?
Nah
So, Nigga's act like I'm incapable of life, bro
Real estate
What are you talking about?
This is my first time
Ah!
Cope?
I
Didn't focus you for a little bit up to that
Bro, why do you say that that's cock bruh?
You want Star Wars gonna be made up this show?
He was a follow-up ex.
No, he was still following me.
Listen, it was Dis Wars.
He was still following me.
He came out of that bitch.
He fucking cooked me up.
Yo, I talked to him for a few weeks.
That's not even happening.
He offered me to do Dis Wars with him until I turned down on him.
He tried a lot. He tried some radio shit.
Why don't we ever try it in Miami?
Yeah, I said, how about you and I bring it here?
That's not what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
Nigga, you ended up, wait, can you pass it up?
Butter cookies?
Dude, stop talking to me.
Yo, why did you get on Saeed Ashtow?
For you being late, though.
We saw the thing.
Wait, Saeed Ashtow, what?
Yo, you were inside to be late, though.
When Al went to the beach.
How about the place Saeed was?
Al went to the chat, man.
My hand, he starts off on me.
Al, don't.
Dude, how about, how about you talking about how you had four cameras in the last
two years?
I'll bring it up.
What are you talking about, man?
Yo, yo, yo, talk to me.
The way you stay with your, the way you stay with your character, the way you stay with
your relationship, you know?
You facts.
That is why you're kicking.
Wow.
I bet so.
I bet you know.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna compare your relationship to him.
Wait, chill.
Chill.
Chill, what are you, I'm charlin'.
It's never happened.
What?
Why he's never had a walker?
Then you can get hit to Warner Raw.
I like this whole shit about walk plates.
I'm not even been in hella relationships that doesn't make any sense because it was a little
nigga my for my cameraman relationship to be like my relationship I mean I would have
even had a relationship so I wasn't I wasn't in my relationship.
Now you mom is bro.
You mom is.
Why the fuck are you talking to me?
No, you're not even supposed to.
What?
Yo, why you feel like gray?
Niggas moving really frisky.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do a half.
All right.
This.
Do you want to see?
Or...
Chad, do I really not like...
Like, bro, I keep coming in.
Are we forcing that?
All the thing is, out of all the cameraman, so far, like,
some cameraman shit, I like him the best, bro.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna give this back.
That's who we are.
No, it's not.
I don't know.
Fuck
But like as a camera
Well all my camera man being great
When the Morgan was asked.
No, it was Morgan's fucking child.
No, it wasn't.
Morgan just knew how to get the certain angles of certain negatives.
But why can't he go on the tattoo?
Wait, how do I measure it?
The tattoo's good?
And then squeeze my hand into that.
Hold on, I'm talking about over the tower, right?
So I was thinking about a...
Hold on, Max, nice.
Nice.
I don't know. I don't remember. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not having the best drink these niggas go over the top
I
sad
stop touching me bruh
raise bruh raise bruh
looks like that shit
that shit is weird bruh
isn't he like pulling me in bruh
oh wait no some ice
i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna have the best drinks in the world
i'm gonna have the best drinks in the world
don't drink it
Ayo, I'm saying, who the most Ayo, Ayo big at his table, bro?
Sure.
Let me chop his dick off.
I didn't say my dick off.
Wait, I didn't see that.
I didn't see it.
Okay, so you've got your tequila in there.
What else do you need?
I'm ready.
You're not in.
You've been stated.
Big dick at ready.
What are your figures, sir?
Oh, my God.
I don't know how many of you are in here.
How many are here?
Oh, you know what?
That's what I have to last time.
I cannot forget this time.
I don't know how many of you are in here.
I cannot forget this.
Can I try it, bro?
Can I try it? I don't know.
Oh, literally zero.
Oh, is that another rate? W, S?
Is that liquor or liquor?
W, necessarily. No candy.
Double back-to-back rates go up.
Shout out to the best joint.
I'm out of the best joint.
It's no to me.
See, right here where it's touching?
Go right here.
Oh, on the side of it, like.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell your cat, every girl needs rain.
Put the pump on it and it's gonna rain a few times.
It's gonna rain different people.
I'm sorry, I had that, yeah, I did a taste test.
It's my fault.
It's my fault for the sake.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, I got some.
These are the rains that we went on.
He go neuter like a new cat.
I'm not neutered.
Mom, there's more.
It's okay, don't worry about it.
No, sir, I am pleased.
Okay, thank you.
I don't want to say anything.
No, you got to tell them.
No, you go ahead.
Oh, the children.
Bro, this thing is talking to me about a fuller shit right now, bro.
These guys spilled oil on me.
At least it's black.
It's a little like a baddie-rope session.
Save your life.
It's a good cat.
It's on the floor a little hard.
Let's try and get the lid back on.
I was impaling a dozen.
You look like a fucking dirty fuck.
Would you put the lid on the table?
Okay, tell me what I did to this one.
That's actually something I've never seen.
I don't know.
That is smart.
I like the first one.
The first one? Yeah.
Oh, that's actually smart.
It's not bad.
I definitely like the first one a lot better.
What are you talking about?
I'm trolling.
So you're not going to be for my check?
You're not going to be for my check?
Shit.
This is like a baggy knife.
That's the one category you want, huh?
Oh shit.
It's very cold, man.
It's taking faster. It's harder.
I can't handle it. Harder or sorry, harder, man.
This right there.
Yo what the fuck is he talking about dude?
You don't want food after this?
I'm sorry.
Yo what was-
Yo!
No!
Come on man.
Fine, we'll do that.
You like that?
I'll be doing that.
This old ass like a nasty chap.
Alright bro.
I'll make it come report it so they can try it and we can move on.
There's one.
Um, I was like, dummy!
Sorry, you know, I was not getting tight enough.
I was not getting tight enough.
You know what I'm talking about?
Exactly.
You see what I'm saying?
I didn't have to get a lot of reassurance and how the ace will do.
Bro, can we report it so they can try this?
Bro, bro!
Don't chill, Max.
The two of us is leaving.
Chill.
Yo.
Now, Ray can say whatever he wants.
Ray can say whatever he wants.
I'm seeing it.
Don't let him put it anywhere.
What is it?
It tastes good.
Are you tasting it alone?
Good.
It tastes so good.
Yeah.
It's like it's so fucking good.
Enough of the sweet, enough of the sour, enough of the vinegar.
It's beautiful.
Is this the simple syrup?
It is.
Sorry, I know we're tying on.
I'm not going to do the cinnamon because I felt like I tasted a little bit of the
spice in my last hot noodles, man.
What you making this sounds, are you?
Chilamon.
See?
See how good it is?
Yeah, this is so much more neutral.
Exactly.
Do you like rude people?
Do I like them?
Do you like rude people?
Sure.
Do I like them?
Yeah.
What's the best?
What do you think?
Not so much.
So he lying here and she don't like you.
He's like that crazy.
Wow.
Let me know how I am, bro.
He's like that.
So you gotta have all the experience of those minimum greed.
Okay.
You're right.
All right.
So since I did a lemon last time, I'm gonna go with the lemon.
I'm gonna go with the lemon.
Since I did a lemon last time, I'm gonna do a lime.
Okay.
Kai went to the vet and Max went to the sec.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's all right.
I'll let him go.
Yo, give me a cup.
All right.
I'll mod you real quick.
That makes sense.
All because it all makes sense.
I'll mod you real quick.
Yep.
That makes sense.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
The right tilt for the jar?
Yeah, I don't fuck with this though, if you don't.
Let's get him off the ice.
Are you tricking it from the cup like game?
That's why you should not melt it.
Now we're mad.
Back, back, back.
Oh!
The ice.
Yeah, we don't want it to water.
How do I do that?
Oh, oh!
In here?
In here.
It's fine.
No, in your cup.
In your cup.
What do you matter?
Drink out of us.
All right.
Put the...
Yes.
Yes, put your leg up.
Yeah.
Put your leg up.
So, what?
So, this is like this, all right?
So, did you mash it up?
Yeah.
What the hell, man?
Oh my god!
Come on, man!
That's what a proper son of a...
Yo, he stole my whole bottle, I swear.
I guess.
That's how you look.
That means he must have drunk too much.
I don't think that's the nicest method.
I think it's what happens.
I don't even know.
How long did you take to do that?
I was drinking my shit.
I need some, I need some.
I didn't know we would do a little taste test.
I need cups.
Oh, we were doing another one?
I didn't know.
Yeah, that's the last one.
That's the last one.
I was drinking my shit.
About a, if it's in here, it needs to be about this full.
Can you see?
Mm, so through the course of this cup, it's a lot.
Okay, that's a lot.
Live with failure, man.
I'm not going to have that shit.
Oh, ladies and gentlemen.
Where's the IE that?
Bro, why don't we try it?
What do you want now?
Yeah, that's it, bro.
IE.
Yo, eating that with bloods.
Eating that one.
Oh, god.
side.
Double head.
Make sure, so the small one goes inside of the big one.
There you go.
Perfect.
So, do you have enough shots for the other one?
This is your size.
I think it's pretty, I understand.
I don't know if I'm supposed to do it.
You gotta, you gotta push out.
Don't take it out.
No, no, no.
I didn't know it was doing that.
Here.
I take my stuff.
Wow.
What?
I thought, alright.
I shoulda hour ago, bro.
Now I'm not gonna lie,
I'm just gonna get you a drink of water.
Don't be too late.
I don't like this one.
It's not good.
It's not right now, it's a little different.
Use something bigger.
You only need enough for two.
No, I really got this shit on the floor.
I don't like this one, it's not like that.
I'm just trying to play the, I'm just tentative.
They're gonna be trying something
that they shoulda asked.
They're gonna be trying something that they shoulda asked.
Bro, you don't cut your Halloween.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
I was better than that, I'm not even gonna say that.
God damn.
The internet world would be crazy.
The only way to stop the PGA, nobody's listening.
That's what you ask.
Internet is the only way to stop the PGA.
Yo shit don't hit, bro.
It ain't got a clue, man.
Not it, man.
It ain't gonna hit you.
Wait, are you too boozy right now?
Nah, that shit was never good, man.
I mean, sometimes that shit hit you.
It ain't gonna hurt.
I'm not saying you're not getting animal size.
Don't you say that?
Animal size.
Wait, you never ate?
And you thought it was like, oh, this was it?
Fuck.
What?
Can I bring this up?
Yeah.
No, you can.
You're bullshitting me.
I'm sorry.
I'm saying to do with me, you and instead, like, instead, this thing is gonna be shootin' out of you.
You say some shit and I just make it, it's really strongly considered.
Honestly, I don't know.
But that's what I'm saying.
And that's why he feels so safe.
You see, nigga, I'm just speaking the truth.
You know what? I got no bossing over here. I've not been there in a matter of years.
You know what?
Oh, yo.
He's calm with you.
Nigga, I'm not saying it doesn't even...
What was the game, Apex Legends?
What game was it about?
So what?
I
Shit look at that.
Oh my god.
Ew, let me get a hand.
Ew!
Whoa!
Ew!
Look at that tadpole's and that shit.
That shit weak as hell.
Wait, did y'all all got a red cup for me?
Yeah.
No.
Y'all think it's copying each other or what?
Why don't you copy me?
He said, he said, what would you put in your simmer up?
What?
I got a little bit of that.
I promise I ain't copying you.
Chad, did I copy this nigga's shit?
No, you couldn't copy it because I switched my shit up.
Another lot of chat.
This is that bastard.
You want to talk to him?
Yeah, this is that bastard.
I'm not having any talk to him.
You don't have your own?
We have one?
We're going to have one of these.
Me three.
This is this.
We just need three of them.
There you go.
I'm not going to lie.
My drink is dead the best.
I just found that shit.
I'm going to do a taste of shit.
I'm not sure.
I'm going to taste a drink, huh?
Come on, bro.
I can taste your drink.
No, it's finished.
Got the...
That's what you're saying. What the fuck is it said about that, chef?
The difference between mine and Max's is you'll see a little bit of the seeds of mine, so...
That's how you know it's the bullshit.
Oh, wait, Jesus?
Not from you.
That's that Indian street food, sir.
Alright, go ahead, though.
I'll be honest with you.
Yo, can you swap us to Silky's again?
Magic!
I'm going to blow my shit for you.
You're going to get money.
My shit is pain.
Make a put Brava in his turn.
Ha ha ha!
I should have been there with my job.
Yo!
What the other person?
I'm going to get a boat.
I'll try to keep you safe for a man long.
I'm going to start moving.
You're not supposed to.
Yo!
I promise you.
I don't care. I would go so crazy.
And won't you just smoke these other games?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck, man.
Okay? I'm a free man too.
I'm a free man.
You just turn it to a free man.
No, I did not.
I've been a free man for a year.
I'm a free man.
He's not free.
How about that?
I'm a free man.
I'm not free.
I'm not free, nigga.
He's not free.
This is Spibbette.
I know you're not free.
Fuck me.
I'm just a fucking...
Listen, you can never be free when it's your soul!
Ha ha ha.
You want to do it?
No.
That was one of them?
No.
Let me add you.
Two tickets.
No, I don't want to.
No.
I feel like the first round of the 10th round.
We think this thing will rock.
No, I mean, that's just so crazy.
That shit's so crazy.
Gary, you got it.
How about it?
That's just bad.
Alright, I'm about to try it.
I'm about to try it.
Come on, Berg, start over.
I'll figure it out.
Alright, round two.
Round two.
And the result is...
Let's start with...
Brake bowls.
Alright.
Brake bowls.
I can trust you.
Yeah, we didn't know we were doing another race.
I know it was doing another one.
It's like mango like passion fruit session.
You're so ugly.
This is way better.
Yeah, way better.
It might just be like hot type of thing, like the passion fruit mango, whatever it is.
This is for mango.
This is for reference.
I think you can answer the first one.
You can answer the first one.
What is IST?
IST.
I'm just asking.
You're trying to be funny.
No!
I swear at least.
That's from Coraline.
I just got plain shit on him.
Alright, next drink.
Watermelon Mr. Nations.
Oh, it's organic, it's organic, Saeed.
Ready?
It's a loo, it's a loo.
Not once in my life, not once in my life.
You're a playboy, check.
What's up with the poker face?
You know what poker face is?
Oh!
Okay, okay.
You didn't even try to give it all in.
Yeah, I knew it.
That's what it was.
All right, it's my turn. It's my turn.
Saeed, no bulls***. What are you listening to?
Look at the tag bulls***. That's it.
We're on one.
Go ahead.
We got watermelon with pulp.
That's your problem.
It's not just one of them, it's one of them, try it over.
Oh, okay, I'm ready to cut it.
Just try it, bro. Try it.
Fight it!
Yeah!
Fuck it, you son of a bitch!
Put your life in that shit!
Fuck nigga!
Fuck it, you son of a bitch!
You just got that spit joke.
Damn, you got that spitty little...
I know that we go against each other.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I know my sister.
I got closer.
Personally, this was a lot closer.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Let me see that right now.
Oh, that's it.
I wish I was here.
Trying.
Start from site.
With rage.
With stretch.
Stand at 30.
Anyone that you'll come back?
No, no, no, no, no.
Start.
Okay.
Start.
I'm a dance class.
This is the best class.
The mess has gone crazy.
You got charts for that?
I'm in Florida in the South-Law phase, if I got to.
Well, I fly everywhere.
I've flown to Florida many times.
I'm in South-Law.
We can do that in Florida, then.
We'll show you cool little wobble part of Florida you bring to...
Tampa.
You need some South-Law man.
Man, that's the best of Bob.
That's the best of Bob.
That's not South Florida.
Nobody thinks it's Tampa has South Florida food.
It's not. It's like me.
Let's go.
She said shit.
Okay, what's up?
Hey, can you go back to your spot?
I like it.
Can you move?
I like it.
Move!
Go back to your spot.
I like it.
What's up?
I gave you a three.
Okay.
It was like, I could taste too much watermelon, bro.
So bad.
It's too much watermelon.
I don't know what you're trying to be here like
Okay, I'll give you five
I like the last drink better
I also said five
No, because five is not nice enough, five is ass.
If a girl raised her dick five out of ten, is that made known?
That's made known.
Do you say same thing?
That's called weak dick.
That's made known.
I think it is drink weak dick, check.
That's it.
Five is dirt.
We call that weak dick.
Five is dirt because of the expectations.
You know what I'm saying?
You think you can grow that high percentage of me or zero?
All right, bro.
Come on, bro.
That's chill.
Y'all farm it.
Come on, next one.
Come on, me.
I gave a 10.
What?
I gave a 10.
A 10?
You're wrong.
You have a fucking head.
A 10?
You're not even kidding.
Damn!
Is this the thing I gave a 10?
I don't like watermelons.
He just ate a lot of watermelons.
He always had watermelons.
That was the only watermelon.
This is B.P. nigga!
I'm a bartender!
You have to try it. You have to try it or it's understated.
It's P.Nigga!
It's insane nigga!
What did you drink?
It's insane nigga!
I drink it all cause I'm sad cause...
You know this? Yo bro!
Nah, you gotta go.
I'm a young nigga too.
Bro like a 10? That's like a bartender!
No!
I
No wonder pbm go got a dick no more say
Why is he laughing at that?
Like what?
No, I don't know.
He's trying to bury you over there.
He's gay.
I'm not a lot of chance.
What's your rating?
Out of the two war melons,
I gave Max's
definitely the edge, you know what I'm saying?
And I gave it a 6 out of 10,
because I'm realistic.
I'm realistic.
That's what we're doing in the U.S.
Yo, Sylvie, let's go!
You already got 16 through your 13 total.
I ain't no lie. That's crazy.
You said you got 6, you getting that 6?
I gave it 6, yep.
I gave it an 8.
No!
There you go!
Let's go!
Nigga, cause I did my shit, bro.
And I was sliding around the ground.
Literally still came that gay out of that ass whooping.
Bro, let's go.
Wait, wait, he's real quick.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's the bottle for you in?
Okay, this guy's got fucking 10s and nods and shit, okay?
Yo, this thing, he's gonna be 20s drawing now, okay?
Wait, he's got like 21, like 23, 24?
21?
That is 24.
That's like 21, 21?
Give him an 8, give him an 8.
Go ahead.
Yo, this thing is a big problem, man.
Hey, look at this, yo, he just said,
now, now, you're acting like 10, like,
I gotta attack something like magical board.
Man, you ain't starting to remember it.
If you think R is equal, you mean 10, 2?
I mean 8, 8, 8, 4, 5.
Okay.
I gave the six as well way better than I personally which is crazy I personally
give it a five because I thought his first week was better
I don't need to do this shit, bro. So I lost so we win this
We won. We won.
I think it was terrible.
What?
Why are you sitting on me?
No, no, no. If we median out all the drinks, what's the right one for all of us?
I had the first best drink you ever drank.
No, bro, you get all our swimmers and add a game.
Stop talking about games.
If you add all our swimmers and games.
Hello, if you add all our swimmers and games.
Let's go!
If you add up both drinks.
Oh, my god.
Yo, game, you got a game.
It's over.
You add up both drinks in the first place.
Game, that's a fact.
How much watermelon did you put in there?
Oh, you only got a big game?
What the fuck is robbing that?
Bro, you gotta chill.
You saw where I'm going to say you gotta chill, huh?
Like yo, you going crazy game. We forgot about the drink already
That was
All right, let's go get some more.
In last place at 32.5 points.
He's so easy.
Sir, right.
Ah!
Get a double raise, dude.
Get a double raise.
Stop.
This is the last thing.
Who's second?
In second, you can figure out who got first.
In second, at 35.5, raise.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my fucking god.
Everybody in the house, wake up,
I'm a sad boy! I'm a sad bastard!
Wait, hold on.
Look at this, you're in my life.
You're the death. Spinnin' my soul though.
So does that nigga's view. Oh my God.
Is that a 2.5? The only one of my two points?
Yeah.
Yo, you see what he's doing?
Yo, that is so... that's a mouth.
That nigga said he only won by two points.
That's gonna...
That's my dog.
I looked back to you and never had no life.
It was actually pretty good.
Yo, that's cool.
Yo, he's kidding.
Is that for a beginner? It's pretty good.
No, she didn't for him.
She didn't for him.
He shouldn't do it.
He can't do it.
She did.
Oh my god.
Lisa, take my time.
You gave my time.
You're gonna beat the whole time.
You're gonna eat.
You're gonna eat one.
I don't know.
I spit my nuts.
I'm gonna eat a lot.
I like it.
I'm mad.
Why are you on the table, man?
They got me excited, bro.
You're trying to eat.
Not a lot.
They just pissed on the counter, bro.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
First of all, nobody pissed on the counter.
Thank you so much.
You were amazing.
Thank you so much.
You were amazing.
She didn't, she didn't, she didn't, she put it just up away.
No, just put it up away, but then she, you know how like normally just like a little,
a little, like at the end, you know, I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't know what she says when she's finished talking, you don't say that for her.
I feel relieved, she's talking to her.
Well, I was just impressed with how well you guys did.
You genuinely, if you remember, you learned things.
I mean, all I want you to do is to like have a little bit more appreciation to
understanding what goes into drinks so that you can choose better and choose what you want yeah
The most important thing so that you can make a drink for people that's impressive
That
My friend
She held his hand.
She held Max's hand for every fucking drink he did again.
That was her drink.
That last one was her drink.
He only did that because he was walking around like this.
He was walking around saying, you know, just like that.
Why do you have that?
Where did you get that from?
I don't know.
That's not my shit.
So she was trying to help him out.
What'd you say?
Let's make a third drink with fronto.
Oh my god, you're a genius.
I'm not gonna, I know what we're doing for when it's my turn to pick.
What? What?
I already know. It's some retarded shit.
So, so he, so he picked the following, I picked the mythology.
I'm sure it's some retarded shit.
Let me go talk about it on the plane for a while.
Don't worry about it, bro. Nobody not doing nothing's no more.
Well, when the last time we did that, that was December, it's April.
So that means this shit gotta wait.
Yeah, it gotta wait until the summer time.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nah, that's not gonna be no longer, bro.
Something's like, September.
That's August. I see you're working on it. I remember do your edges
That's okay
Why do you think Desward what I mean what you didn't even you didn't even look at check no no no cuz I did though
They literally said hey, I'm good. Don't slip
You know that?
Yeah, I went to a therapist today.
What made you wanna go to a tour?
I didn't have a choice.
I got sent, right?
Sent by who?
By somebody.
Who?
I went to a therapist.
Wait, who sent you?
Wait, somebody sent you to a therapist?
They booked me, yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm never a figure.
Nah, I love, that person must love you.
They love you dearly.
An elder.
Oh, okay, okay, let's be there.
Wait, no, they love me.
Nah, they still love me.
Was it Ozzy?
He called you a slayer.
Was it Ozzy?
Maybe.
Aw.
I love Auntie.
She's the best.
That's not your Auntie, nigga.
You know what I mean?
I'll just say it.
I appreciate her because I'm a loser.
That's my Auntie.
She talks to my mom.
The therapy.
I should go to therapy too.
I'm good.
I'm hungry though.
Take me out.
I don't want to stay to stay, nigga.
I ain't from here.
What did you try to eat?
Smoked that pre-roof.
I mean, did you try to eat?
Did you try to get out?
He tried to get out.
He tried to get out, man!
I don't know what he said!
He tried to get out!
This is called a grabbing and grabbing.
I thought he was about to say, dick.
I know.
I'm dead, dude.
What's up with y'all, niggas?
Let's go piece for piece real soon.
Like, niggas is not hanging.
Yo, niggas is not hanging.
Niggas is not hanging.
Niggas is not hanging with me.
He said, no more.
Yo, he got a dick in play.
He said, niggas not hanging with me.
No more.
Yo, he's by everything.
He said, no more.
I
Don't see the issue
Durgitated regenerated. Oh, I know chat my sister here
America got hit with a serum like that
Hungry back. So all right, bro. Come on. What are you gonna eat? What do you say? Come on?
What is it I see me know and why is the s-world I just all I'm asking right?
I was just supposed to be racist or what was it while it because they say it's like you just tell us what it means
Sexist we have food. No, but bro. You're not gonna tell us
Yeah, I've been on my normal all day. Just
I want to say it.
Wait.
Oh, no.
You got to show it to me.
Look at me.
What's the password?
I don't know what the password is.
Oh, shit.
It's right here, C-R.
It's not from the stuff.
It's right here.
What?
I'm going to make this distance a thousand feet.
What's that?
I don't know.
I got to see that in case.
We are able to take this into account
and reuse this and make it all natural and better.
And then you'll be able to try it like must live down line.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'd love to, I'd just want to know.
I want you to be out of my head.
You know, these were my students and they heard something.
I'm gonna find the best drinks.
I'm gonna mark it down exactly what I use.
I'm gonna find the best taste of drinks.
I'm gonna just do it.
Does it matter about the liquor or anything like that?
Good quality.
Local is good.
So, stay local as much as possible.
So, no cost to be those.
going for tequila you know already that you should get this one yeah also this is the one right here
like this is the this is the best tequila i think that it's great for everything um your vodka that's
also distilled in california so is what this no that i don't say that you use this that one yeah
so that's distilled in northern california um this is the best generator that's also california
It has just California botanicals, so it has almonds, they have seaweed and asparagus tips,
so it's local, local, local.
That is rum, it's aged rum.
It's completely, it's the world's first carbon nitro rum.
That's made in downtown LA.
Yeah, you should actually go and visit the distillery.
It's really cool, you can do a tour of the distillery,
you can see how they make it, and you can taste everything.
Yeah.
What's better than a distillery tour?
That's a copy.
What's better than the distillery tour?
Yeah.
The full-on drink tour, maybe?
Well, then you're just already holding this.
Yeah, you're right.
That was better than that.
Wait, so what are these right here?
I think it was...
Those are tinctures and perfumes that I make to spray.
Perfume?
Yeah, that is a cocktail perfume.
So spray it.
It's just like spray it in the air and you can smell it.
Oh!
That smells good, dog.
Can you spray it on it to make it smell like it?
Mmm.
Yo.
She's nice.
Where's mine?
Oh, this smells like a flower.
It's rose.
I want to spray too.
I'll spray one more.
That's awesome.
My God, it smells like this.
So you made this, it's yours.
Oh, you're talented, that's crazy.
Oh, I got a...
Oh my God, this smells so good.
The orange blossom.
It smells like a cross between orange and jasmine flower.
That smells mad good.
That's fire.
Thank you.
So this is like a little drop.
Peppercorn?
Vanilla and peppercorn.
So you know what, most peppercorns are black.
Pink ones are actually, so you can see them in there.
They taste more, they're softer than black peppercorns
and they taste slightly floral.
Some taste a little bit like pepper,
but it's softer.
So this is like something I would go with like a cinnamony gin or something like that?
No, that would go incredible with gin,
and root, and raspberries.
Raspberries.
That is a type of bitter.
So that goes great in, that's a,
I put it in our old fashioned.
Mm, so it'll go down smooth.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And these are bitters.
Yeah.
That's hard.
Roo-Dee.
Hey, her little brother Max.
Max and Roo-Dee.
Roo-Dee, if that was one of the lot about this,
you see you're gonna lull you out, you guys.
Mm-hmm.
What are you talking about?
I think you guys are really trying to hear it.
Learn.
Like what?
Like what if they believe you can do the
enhance your drinks?
I'll let those tips.
Any tips you want to give me?
Well, this cocktail perfume
will make it smell better in here too.
It actually permeated
throughout the room.
It made this smell
It smells extremely better here, it smells really better there.
But over there, it stinks.
What do you mean, Jesus?
Oh, we're there.
We'll fix this thing up now.
These are the shoes?
Oh my God.
I feel like the whole floor is sticky.
You got a bunch of people to work with.
During the day.
If I do like, that's what I'm sorry about that.
During the day, I let the floor people go out.
So, this is the floor.
Yeah.
This is the floor, bro.
So, it'll stick to the rest of the floor.
Where's Maxwell there?
Probably having like, you know, he has to go off.
And then, you know, go by himself.
And he's very... what do you call it?
Jesus.
Like an explorer?
He's like an explorer.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened here?
Don't step on it, don't step on it.
What is it?
That's the simplest one.
What?
Oh, Max, it's double.
I mean, he does have those, and there's one crown.
Ah.
Here's one of yours.
I want to fix it.
How do you fix it?
You ready?
This broken seat, boy.
No, you won't put it back in and then something like that will go like,
Oh!
Ha!
I haven't even made this man, you don't want me to answer that shit.
It's a good company.
I don't want to answer that.
Alright, no, I would answer that.
You would answer that.
It was a question.
I'm hungry.
Because this thing is trying to be on the low key.
Now, don't keep me hoarding people in this basement.
That's all through.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I just need you to be on the people that show shows.
Oh, shit.
Whoa, whoa.
I actually have this show on there.
Yes, I like people that show shows.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't like multiple.
No, not multiple.
You don't like Sungirls, T.O.
Sells.
T.O. So's
Oh, I didn't know about that
You didn't know about that?
Oh, no, last show, the last of the house, huh?
Oh, no, he went crazy
Oh, they didn't come in on for real, no?
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he wanna see anthrax
He don't care a lot
Yeah, he talk, he talk about stress squad
Huh?
Stress squad
I mean, that's what you say
Oh, stress squad
What's he done?
He's in stress
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Why, why are you saying that, like, you
Yo-Saw wasn't an orchestrator
We're gonna do it like this
You go this way and I'll go second and I mean you're gonna go I'm gonna go first
All right, you throw me like life is lunch. I like this too short, bro
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
You think that shit's slight too?
He said life's too short.
He said life's too short, what's with you about that?
What's with you?
You think life's too short?
Like, um, like we dying, I think.
You're gonna die.
Yeah, you're gonna die.
That's why it's good to move on and that's why it's good to do more.
That'd be stuck in the past.
Yeah, and just, I'm already knowing bro, you gotta just reach into it.
Where are you going to reach?
I think we should just eat game.
I think we should really just hop on.
Some food
I'm about to tell you to go to find out what's up with all that.
It's not gonna be a six, it's not gonna be a five, it's not gonna be a six, it's not gonna be a seven.
I'm fat.
What the fuck?
That's fat.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
No!
What's he doing?
Max!
What's he doing?
Max!
He's not gonna move!
Dude, he's not gonna move!
What is wrong with him?
Why would he have these tears of mentality, bro?
Why would he have to do that?
You don't speak until after.
Bro, he's not gonna move.
We're not gonna log in.
I want you to a very, you see,
you see.
Like it, like it quick, say my day, say my day, say my day.
Wait for my son to lock up, real quick.
Nah, I got a lot of your signal to get locked up quick.
You got the little coils in right now?
2026, 18, so I know how we,
Oh, come on, wrist.
Now, we're a grown-up.
We can't leave the court until one of us make a stop.
That's a fact.
You know how you make a stop thing, hey!
I feel like I'm used by the block my side, I'm telling you.
You got feet, dude, you got trust in yourself, dude.
I do.
Bang!
Hey!
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not going to shoot you.
That's the bucket, too, now.
Now, where's the door?
Now, Max, you can't leave until one of us make it.
Come on, bro.
Come on, come shoot, come shoot.
Bang!
Oh!
You look good.
I know it's in my cheek, right?
What?
Maybe it was in your cheek.
What?
No, it's in my cheek, nigga.
So what's up?
Diamonds.
What's wrong with you?
So weird.
No!
That's how I make this shit first, though.
I have a sprain of wrists, bro.
They don't count.
I don't have shoes on.
Yeah, some fat nigga feeling it, bro.
That should hurt.
Oh, and now I got sloths.
This thing kind of cold out here.
So they got a good one.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You guys stop working out with all that shit, bro.
I love you too, but I don't even work out game for a minute. Me neither, bro
history cardio
Now be I'm gonna get skinnier cuz legs too big and it's gonna change no no that I know I did I know like
Luke I'm gonna go to be a boss of it. I'm skinny as fuck right now. This is skis. I've been
Bro, I got no muscle. No, we're not trying to have no Alan ages. Nick. I'm like, dude
Let a nigga booze bro. He like no, no, he's not good
Yeah
Like what the fuck is we talking about? I'll pay now when I'm playing out of melancholy bro, I'll go for virality
Oh wait
He was doing suicides suicides
That was straight
In a row, in a row.
All right, sign it up.
I'm sign it right here, I'm sign it up.
I'm not doing it wrong, I'm not doing it wrong.
Give it up, let's give it up, we got that.
Come on, bro, at least for me.
All right, one person gotta hit, one person gotta hit.
We gotta walk out.
Y'all booty boob.
All right, one person gotta hit, man, we walk out.
One person gotta hit, we walk out.
By the pool, though, by the pool.
Yeah.
Woo!
No, by the pool, though.
All right, we are, nobody else shoot, nobody else shoot.
Nobody else shoot.
Nobody ever hit Tokyo, that's the one.
Oh, yeah, to the road, that's to the road.
You got hit that's tomorrow. Come on. It's masterpina fucking you see you got it. Please
You might be one of the dumbest things I ever met
Yo, yeah, you gotta hit please. You gotta know bro. Don't question me
Fuck and I turn around this shit
Yeah, come on, come on, man.
Bucky.
Oh, you're a fool.
Oh my god, you're a fool.
That shit went in?
We too cold in this bitch, chat.
Brrr.
Oh, man.
Got him.
That was already with D. Grisha.
That shit didn't go in?
No, that ain't going.
We good, though, chat.
You know how I understand, I'm not in shoes.
Let's get it.
Let's go, dude.
Yo, Max and Silk, you're trying to smoke chat,
so I guess I got to smoke.
So we're going to smoke.
They're trying to smoke this shit.
I got voyages to do.
He said what?
It's already premixed.
Is it?
Yeah, I know.
There's a pre-roll.
In the pre-roll?
Negatives.
Oh, in the pre-roll now.
He wants to know the pre-roll.
That pre-roll will be NT, eh.
Pre-roll's got no sense.
He's a word.
Pre-roll's got no sense.
I'm gonna rip the ball.
I ain't never rip no ball before.
What about the word, too?
I ain't raised the bench too often.
What? What are you talking about?
You're just making it crazy.
Hey!
No, no, no.
Cause he'd be laughing at me like this.
I'd be directly behind him, so it'd look crazy.
That's just crazy.
I'm not that loud.
Max, imagine it's like this, right?
Imagine you're looking at the camera, right?
And I'm like, you're like,
I'm not.
No, stop.
Get out of here, you bad shagger.
No, I'm not.
That's what he's talking about.
If you're just going on stage,
we gotta smoke cause I don't wanna smoke Chad.
Just be that smoke.
Bro, stop saying that, y'all is not watching shit.
What are you saying, this shit, holy shit?
What are you doing in front of the shoe?
Stop it, man.
What are you making from my shit?
You even took my shirt off.
Oh, you're so shabby that this is how I take your balls in.
No, stop.
I can't move.
Look at your balls going in.
Is that nice, son of a...
Is that nice?
Bubble, bro.
All right, let's go to smoke chat there are smoke so bad
Don't put it like putting on this facade
Don't smoke like you don't do drugs. I don't turn it is
Tell don't go there boy don't go on there
You know what's in there?
What you doing?
You can tell you what you do, man?
Yo, Kray, you think you're one of that?
Yo, hey, man!
I know something!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
That's it!
Yeah, nigga, what?
You see how it's a head?
What are you looking for, Kray?
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, my fault, my fault.
Sorry, sorry.
Yo, I'm trolling.
Nobody getting there chatting.
Don't worry.
So if I drop a bomb right now...
Oh
Now I'm crazy
And I'm talking about I'm dead. That's crazy. That's crazy. No
Bro, you gotta do that shit, bro. Yeah, I was trying again. Yeah, I was truly
No names have been said for this nigga, not a single name.
Not one name.
Not one name said.
Not one name, as it's said.
What?
Not one name, as it's said, boy.
Right here.
This is probably what you did.
What you talking about?
nigga, what you looking at?
Damn, you got a smoke check.
Damn.
Fuck, bro.
So you said you got up to second because of whom?
Nobody's
I see I see no yo shit you said
Story of like it was a pregnancy scare
Imagine being on some
That's being someone that you say I don't want your baby so bad you cut your shit off
That's more so like
Has none to do with that girl
Really? You don't say a future where it takes you.
It's me protecting myself.
Nah, that's actually...
You don't know what you're talking about.
Protect yourself.
I understand y'all more on that shit.
HF, not a lie.
There was a girl in that room.
Don't say the real name.
Don't say the real person name, man.
Do a crash.
What a real person.
What a...
I would do everything.
I don't even fucking
Move on the screen right there
I need everything
What do I want to do?
I want to do the goal
Fuck oh
What a run you don't want to get yo, I
Don't want to do this game. I promise you game. And you see this exactly what I told you exactly what I told you
Was gonna happen because this nigga this nigga this thing what?
Don't back down, they gonna like it a lot.
Oh, I don't care.
Okay, hold on, it's getting kind of crazy.
It's getting kind of crazy to hit.
I'm just trying to get a start, bruh.
I'm just trying to share this room.
We live in a great life.
So I'm looking at me like, yo, bro, please, bruh.
No, I'm not, man.
I'm not looking at somebody like, bro, please.
I'm just trying to share this room.
I'm not gonna lie, bruh.
I understand, like...
Come on, let's not lie to them.
Because you want to lie to them.
Let's stop the violence.
Let's do what we gotta do so we can eat, yeah.
I
Crazy
You only had two games
It's so easy. I know both of them like I don't know the first you bench over the first one
What do you talk about? Who's me? I don't know of you. I never dated with me.
On my mother's life. I never dated with you. So was I.
So was I. My mother's life I never dated with you. See the first girl that you talk about in Jersey.
Her name didn't start with it. Her name started with the same letter. Actually
same letter. I mean I'm an open man bro like where's it in my niggas. No you be
You need to be hiding, y'all know I'm Barry Ogren with y'all.
Overly?
Overly.
You don't know how many times you fell in love?
Yeah, overly.
And my two relationships.
Who?
Two relationships.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
That's not what I was saying.
I was in two relationships.
Those were the two bras on the hook.
That's cat.
That's facts.
You love somebody outside of my list.
No, I guess not.
No, not in love.
In love, not the same as in my life.
I like a lot, gang.
If you feel crazy about them and somebody else is going for them, you was in love
with them, gang.
That's cat.
What?
You just think I've been with them.
Nick is a tender, that's cat.
Nick is a tender.
Yeah, I know.
That's my position.
Nick is a tender.
No, that's tender though. No, that's not tender it's territorial game. No, that's tender. No, no, no, no. It depends. It's tender if you're doing it about this certain type of girl.
What you talking about like
You know I'm saying like the girls
If you fucking with someone that's not tender if you get mad they
Celebrate 420 with it was y'all in y'all
I don't have left come here small. Oh she's gonna like second. Yeah
Let's just enjoy what we got
Cuz you know that shit but that's your ass
Yeah, it feels as broke so that's bad we's gay
Don't tell me
And here we are.
Chad is laggy? Damn, where am I going to switch?
You like that head so good?
I mean, I got mad at each one.
Bro, my interest is terrible. Where's magic?
Yo, magic!
I think Ray's probably got the best one, no cap.
When he be in here, orientation, don't be laggy.
Like the shrimp?
It's crazy.
Wait, how are you lagging?
I'll just be lagging.
I did a couple of other changes though.
other changes though my dog they keep that shit I don't like that that not
raise your shit like you to those not yes it is the same that shit is like
what's up with you bro what what the fuck is you talking about
He's too bad for that.
Come on, let's go.
That's not what we're trying to do.
Yeah, this whole thing.
We're not gonna do that.
All our big rates to the crowd.
Yeah, holy shit.
He feels tough.
I'm all stoked, you see.
I'm all stoked.
Why the fuck am I on here?
I'm just gonna go to Death's Dome.
What, Death's Dome?
No, we don't.
We don't know.
I'm all about streets.
I'm all about that.
We're not gonna do that.
Everyone's a big rate.
off. Yep same. Wait what if you switch to your desktop? Switch to my desktop, Geo. Switch me to my desktop.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be 70 seconds in this.
Raise, you know, yeah, yeah, Max, Jen, 50C, you know what you're talking about.
Is that move laser?
Yeah, we don't know.
Do you hear that stuff?
Zoze Spencer almost got into a fight with her boyfriend while on tip top live after
I have to confirm you're a boyfriend for cheating on her.
Boyfriend?
Chat, what the hell is that about?
What's that about, man?
Silky.
Stop.
Don't do it.
Don't do it. What the fuck nah, yeah, hey, yo y'all negative brown. Oh
Oh
But it's not ugly
But what though like a star or some shit like but not like the actual star like you know
It's like a skinny start I like great shit. It's just so hard right yeah the star right there
and then won't press right here.
You should fake fire.
You should have said the meaning of it.
You should have lived.
You should have lived, bro.
Damn, I'm not sure I need to lock up, bro.
I said, why do you have to cut your shit again right now?
No, I'm not a bad-to-RVHD.
No, I'm not.
I had a high top, but I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't thinking I'd die to get involved.
I was just trying to, like, damn, I really like your shit.
Damn, I feel like your shit's short though.
Huh?
I feel like your shit's short.
Now, once my shit lock up short, that is lit, Chad.
You don't you don't make your shit long enough
You don't have your shit long enough for sure though
Like where you gonna stop? I'm gonna stop right here. Chad you like Mac shit long or short like like the way I want my hair to be
Like I want it to be like like like an elevator like escalator. I don't know what they're gonna be like
Like I don't want it to be all the same like way
I wanted to go like from like sorts of long like from the back like they should pause no from like sorts of long from the front
You know anything I got that
They look like long-haired, they got that shit.
Nah, if I'm like, how am I not?
So, ladies?
What's up?
So, it's how you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't see my chat.
Big boy!
I'm about to go home.
You about to go home?
Yeah.
Silky one, mullet dress.
Oh, no, that's not what he's saying.
You got to start on the, uh...
Yeah.
I got everything, bro.
Yeah, no.
Chat!
A few more companies tomorrow.
Play music dawg.
Then it's the way he's so unique.
Who?
They talking about you?
I was like, oh you should.
Bro, what is he talking about, let me get right here.
Face tie, wear it though, you finna do it?
All right, I wanna do it right here.
Damn, you gonna make me want, get one, bro.
Wear it, what you finna get?
Right here, but I want the little glit store, like.
Glit store.
It's not the regular store.
It's the way you say it dawg.
What if you got, what if you got,
hmm, what's his name?
I was gonna get a broken heart,
as long as he was gonna be on my dick.
What's the negative name?
I don't even want a broken heart.
What if you got a Soca test?
What's your name?
He's Soca.
Nigga, I watched Hunter though.
How far you up?
You feel me?
Don't check.
Nigga, I got all the way through Camero.
You know, or you can get us away though.
My bad.
He's Soca swag, don't play with him.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
After growing up, I realized it was not swag.
What were we doing when I took the kids' dick?
You know, no.
Not swag, but who he is a swag
That's a mask cold
That nigga said who he is not swag who he is is swag. Yeah
I'm not gonna lie that was coming to tell me since you ever said okay who he is not swag who he is is swag
That's hard
What yo I never is a silly guy check y'all fuck with that and for that bar is that good bars
It's black boy don't put no nails to my shit
Charlie
I will probably say
I'm gonna put on my neck or I'm gonna put on my face. I'm gonna get a crown though. I'm falling shot
Yeah
Like this like on my face like this one all max needed is paid in nails to finish the ritual
What did you talk? Okay, that's a repair though?
No, I wish you did a piggyback. Wait, why don't you
Look like I never had though. I'll never pay your piggyback. Oh, no. No. No. I'm bugger. I'm bugger
Hey, yeah, I love y'all. I'm having what I'm gonna stay and show them what?
No, I don't like I don't like being live hot on my stream
Yeah
I could do that on your stream your stream you be on
Oh
Yo chat, I'm out this bitch. I'll let y'all niggas. Oh, I'm a chillier though
I'm gonna be our soaking race. Okay. I'll let y'all bruh. I'm gonna see y'all
What is it?
He's about to go quiet.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna see y'all Friday.
Ha ha ha!
Yo, this is gonna be pockets where he's not saying nothing for like 10-
Hold on, what's it? What's it?
What?
I need a drum on a piece of hurt.
What about that new shit?
You driving that new shit?
I mean not back for the issue. What did you talk about max?
That's
So I'll stay long bro. I call me a bomb killer. I'm not gonna kill the vibe
But it's silky is silky gets any face tax he needs to get eyebrow tints
No
This fool say he want twinkle stars you talk who's talking about
a blinker for that
what's your favorite brand?
address the elephant
oh man
why was I talking about niggas and parrots?
no I'm actually going to Paris
he said he's going to Paris during the summer
I said I'm going to go to Paris during the summer
I'm going to go to a fashion week though
you got a better?
I
You bet I didn't say that
I thought you're furry
Wait give me a camera man
A camera man right
I'm holding the best camera man
No, no, no, Morgan
What do you mean?
What's the word?
What is the word?
Wait so look though
You're not good what I'm saying
So like, hmm, I don't understand what you mean by.
But like, give Morgan a rating.
I give him like, a letter grade.
A, B, C, D, F, A plus, B minus.
I think you did.
Give him the A, B, C, D, F, F, B, D.
That was all right.
You did that.
That was, that shit rung my ears, dude.
That was crazy, that was crazy.
That was crazy, that's man.
You want to take your time?
That's Yoshi.
That's on Max.
Hey, we're...
You good?
I'm fine, bro.
What are you just thinking about right now?
Let's talk about...
Did you ever show me a back tattoo?
What is it?
The house.
This is cruising.
Wait, what?
Let me see.
Take a picture of it.
Nah, not so your manager
would try to speak out of it.
I'm telling you, Gary.
I can't imagine getting a tattoo
and not sending you on there.
I got a picture of it.
I get mad tattoos.
I've never had a face comment being like,
first one. So you see it? Why? Because you barely get tattooed. I get tattooed like every
other day. You don't get to talk to the first one about everything after that. He's like
I don't even call this nigga. But you're gonna face on him. Like. Oh, but you don't get
so much. You don't get so much. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Alright,
maybe it's true. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Nobody made me do
another thing. The second number, nobody made me do that. I like this dude. What
do you got that from? That's a good. It's not somewhere at that concert. That's
this is the biggest
full cap
that's spicy
oh my god
what the fuck
what the fuck is this thing
oh my god
max pondering on his what
dermal's like an orb of knowledge
what
you know I'm pinning that shit
that shit with the black
it's like max at the scene
I
Big as that I got no nuts
Which I don't want you to
Okay
I'm down
not any now this is making me want to fix in my dermal game
I don't look like a dick on it yo Max Max first stopping thank you so much
with the big fog gifted Max is very stopping the real max that is not
It says Max Verstappen, that's us.
We're like underscored, bro.
Yes.
We're underscored.
That's not Max Verstappen.
Who's Max Verstappen?
That's an F1 driver.
Oh, that might be the real Max Verstappen.
We have an F1 driver at the XGC Soda High Drive.
That thing is calm.
He's nice?
Yeah, he's calm.
I think I can do F1.
No, you can't.
I'm that ass Max Verstappen.
That's not about that, bro.
No, no, but like, you don't know how to cut corners,
Robin doing Need for Speed systems, bro.
At that point, you talk to every muscle you buy.
You never did Need for Speed Underground yet.
No, I didn't. Yes, I will.
You got me to do this.
This nigga was born when that shit dropped.
Yeah, he looked at the walls.
That nigga wasn't on Midnight Club.
Oh, my God.
Midnight Club on a PC?
Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yes, bro.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
Oh, my God.
Classic.
Yo.
I'm not even reading what that nigga just said, bro.
Read it.
Who's Shaq?
It's Silky Shaq.
It's just someone else's.
What time does it close?
What?
You know?
Yeah.
Do y'all for a while dash here?
You know what I mean?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck what I eat.
Yeah, but nobody's saying nothing.
Matt, what do you want to eat?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not hungry.
I'm going to be starving myself.
OK.
All right.
Hold on.
Are you still to get your figure right?
Oh
I lose this the set me
Dermals, yeah, and I used starving yourself
No, nothing, bro. I just got this a word for starving yourself. Yeah, was that cool? Yeah, I know right?
Is that right there to you? Oh
Like intermediate fast like
Boom, I don't got no easy this one. I'm out in church in
I need to eat all bulimia right yo
This is he's stupid. He's so don't starve for yourself because if you start or so
Your body gonna get used to that many calories and you're not gonna be eat shit
But I know that's why I'm an intermediate fast though. It's a minute
Intermediate how do you know that word?
Oh shit intermediate fast
Intermediate fast so in the middle that's where it's cool
He's like in the middle with it intermittent fasting. No intermediate intermediate
What's the intermediate?
intermediate fasting
Is that one you don't eat a big in a day then you have a window to eat wait a sentence in term today
minute fast
No
You was right, bro
You guys that's a water
intermediate
You said before
He's going into this woman body you're all wrong PBM
Oh
I
Shit is a body hub session
One thing that you have to do by the end of the year,
like you have to do.
Some jano.
I
I'm talking to people with y'all. I know mom.
What's yours?
No, no, I'm not trying to say y'all's first.
Damn.
You know hers, man, slow.
Shit. Had fun.
So the baby woulda knew by the end of the year is that, but, you know what?
I respect you, bro.
You better use my knee properly, bro, for the first time.
Oh, that's crazy.
This will almost not rock.
Why is that leather?
HAHAHAHAHA
Where the fuck are my glasses?
I need my glasses!
Why is Koto wearing my glasses?
He's telling me bruh
Nah he's wagging
He's wagging up to bruh
I don't wanna go to the camera and see this shit
I need that dick
What the fuck?
He's got the clouds on
Yo, it went into bitches!
That's crazy.
Yo, Lewis Hamilton with the Big Phob Gifted.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you even knowing who Lewis Hamilton is.
Yo bro, you didn't know who Max Verstappen is.
I know who Lewis Hamilton is.
How do you know who Lewis Hamilton is?
I know who Lewis Hamilton is because I saw him with Kim Kardashian.
Yo bro, you're a fucking bot.
Lewis Hamilton is him too.
I know, that was never.
I found out about it.
I've been looking up.
And I like I think I feel like you more content than master scepter master scepter chop
Which I've been watching you oh
Oh, it's my turn. I didn't say I didn't say what I want to do this year. Oh work
That's the best. Yeah
Oh here
No, but the question is one more than I want to have fun
and bitch be bold.
You want to be bold this year?
Yeah, I'll be bold, bro.
Bitch be bold.
Next time you end up in a bullshit situation
where you know you should be doing something,
but you're not doing it
because you pussy, say
bitch be bold and go do that shit.
Remember this.
That was one of the realest ways you ever saw me.
Did something ever happen
was it like a situation this year
that you gripped not being bold in?
being bold in hello I feel like all time shit I cry to do that though you be
doing a little bit yeah yeah that's tough yeah I know regrets like that
That doesn't work Cali I remember this way go to
They go I mean
I never been here. Oh, you know what you're
I feel like you win, bruh.
Bruh, now he's gotta go to Brazil, bruh.
Yo, I don't wanna go to Brazil.
Okay.
That's it.
Why? Why?
Nah, I'm just listening.
Oh, you're gonna say who you wanna go to?
Why?
Take a trip to Brazil.
Ooh!
Yo, that was a fire-ass B song.
No cap.
That trip to Brazil is shit.
That's what you might like on Oasis.
What you do, babe?
How long is that with the two legs?
Yo, we're about to play that shit!
Oh my god!
You don't even understand, hold on.
What the heck?
Who's who?
I'm...
I was running around on the thing
I think I did another group of brats on A
Full horse on warly A
The brats on stage, I'm trying to learn to play
I'm in my space, I'm on my back
I'm in my space, I'm trying to learn to play
So I can beat the beat and just surpass
I'm on my game, I'm on my time
on the stage
I'm on my game
What time is it, you know it's crazy in Florida?
And it's a bully closer than in there.
All the Chipotle drumming closer than in there.
That shit's so hard, bro.
Bro, Chipotle is so good.
That should have buzzed.
The bossing over? Do we get some bossing over?
I'm down.
You only like that? It's cool though, that's too much.
It's cool. It's cool.
That's well.
We're not doing that.
We're shooting me not been there a lot.
We're just seeing it like, we're great.
We're shooting me not been there.
So what you gonna go up?
Oh, how you doing Kyra? How are you?
How are you?
There's this Asian place.
What Asian place is that?
I'm not sick never oh
It's a phone
That's how long it's so good. I love that type of with that type phone
Why is I truly like I'm not really
Oh man, that's so funny.
That's right, he's good.
Nah, they just, he's really good.
Don't, don't, don't.
I'm not, that one is though.
I want to say it, but like,
you can't get mad at me when I say it,
because that's the devil's call.
Don't say it, man.
What?
All right, Blake, food.
Yeah, you see, I can't even say it, like, I want,
I want food.
Yeah, I want food, too, man.
I want food.
I want food, too, man.
Like, I want some chicken, man.
That's fine.
Okay, bro.
Cheers, bro.
You can get that, boss, I'm going with it.
But it's not really
I'm trying to say what I was saying because I can't really say because that's literally the name of it
Big beans! Call it a day!
He took me that long to get to that.
Nah, he's only your ass, bro.
Nah, alright, alright, bro.
You are as fucked up, bro.
See, now he's trying to gas it.
He's on your ass, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get the shit over here.
Fuck.
So what you trying to eat, Max?
Nah, nah, bro. I gotta go home, bro.
I
Gotta go
All right, but if y'all
No, there's nobody here. I'm just working
How would you do that?
I'm on a solid too late.
I like that.
Okay.
Yo, Chad, look.
No, like, nah, look.
Y'all can't literally do that.
You can go there and see your mic.
It's on my house on the street.
I know.
No, me.
Is you in the dark?
Alright, let me go.
Hold on.
I
No
Boy
And he's like y'all I need to go home. Yeah, I need to go home. Like I don't know
So you're not trying to get on food?
Yeah food. I mean what's up with you? No, I'm going on my trip. I'm just fine right now. You're saying bullshit
You're fucking honest
I don't want to pick an anus
Look at that, look at that, I better go and get some food now. Now you want to get some food, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to my crib, you ready?
They like cut it.
Why is he being like that?
There's nobody at my house, am I a whore or something?
You think I just keep people at my house?
I'll put that on you.
I'll put that on your soul.
He's way with you.
He's so crazy.
You don't got to have what you think you do.
I promise you you don't.
Don't know you think you do
What the fuck is you doing?
Now it's good as good as good as good was always able to fuck my shit up my bad, bro
Hey
Alright.
All right.
Call it a turn.
It's just a turn on the back side.
Wait, so it's pretty.
So you don't get edit?
Nah, go ahead.
But once I start making music, I edit though.
So, is this gonna be us?
That's the way it is.
All right, man.
Fuck.
Fuck, our room is kind of dirty today.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
you
I'm hungry. I don't even need to talk about... Matt, you got food at your crib?
No
Jack is just crazy
Don't be it's called
Nope
Yeah, yeah
This thing is still live not fast
W fucking streamer come on
No, no, I don't care.
Oh, yeah.
Swat?
What's that?
We're on your engines right now, so...
Okay, that works.
Please, cameras down, bro, when you get like, on, bro.
Head of your place?
Yeah.
Oh, yo, Max!
Max!
I can't beat it!
Yo!
Yo, why you beating his mother?
Yo, it's, it's, it's, it's your camera man.
Hey chat, what's y'all doing on chat we just chillin right now chat you know me don't mind us
Yeah
Not like man, you're a mess. We'll drive off this fucking mountain, bro
Sorry
Sorry, I didn't even mean to do that. I'm alive. Look at my bad, bro
I'm a hungry game.
Bro, me too.
Yo, there's a good ass sushi spot around here.
Is the crib we was just at?
No, no, no, no.
It's the Addy You Send Me Above It?
Yeah.
Chow, I'm gonna be on DoorDash,
be on FatFuck, home alone, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Can I go or no? What's going on?
Yes, go.
We're silkier.
I hit on you on 2kid, but I'm not sure if that's the problem.
Hey, tell me something you guys are interested in, bro.
Yeah, I'm interested in just the straight.
Oh, I see some sushi shit.
Yo!
I got an Uber regardless.
I'm going to have to come back and just think about weed and shit.
So I can roll some shit.
But I got to go there now. I got to make sure I'm there.
Bro!
I go...
I'm on some shit like home farm right now.
Like...
No?
I go back and crack my phone.
Let's go, bro!
Hey, you taking extra time, Chad's taking a sweet time, like...
It's like, holy shit, bro.
Fucking silky.
Fucking silky. Let me get a fucking silky in the chat.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing? I'm going down.
Are you coming up?
Yeah.
Yo, I'm surfing swag.
My handbag survived, man.
I didn't see one thing important until I broke it.
What you trying to see, bro?
I'm trying to see, bro.
You got to see shit, bro.
Max, you didn't even follow, did you come over here?
I was waiting.
Oh, all right.
Max, what you trying to see, bro?
It's my bag.
Put it over there.
What do you think you're going to do?
I think we'll see Morgan and then we'll see Davo.
I believe, bro.
Davo chilling.
Davo bought a performance, uh, some of the maps.
You want it?
Yeah.
Boy, the rock star.
The rock star.
Let me get some of that.
I'm struggling with verse 1.
Are you willing to lose?
Your grip?
Max grip.
I'm not so good.
God.
I don't look easy to get my shit.
I just come back.
Are you
Wait, why don't you just bring those on now?
You see how it is like it's on the table like
I'm gonna have to like roll it there like I'm just roll it there and then pull it up
That's not a good feeling
That you you're
This the worst K-turner all the time. I I'm
I don't know, maybe I was just seeing him, but that's in the clothes.
No, definitely was.
We got it though, y'all should have come and pulled up real quick.
Is your studio out there?
No, no, no, I know exactly how the land is.
Oh, is that one career?
Yeah, the studio, and then the better.
Yeah.
Over that one was there.
Yeah.
I remember.
Just tell me when the camera down, man.
Alright, Brad. Tons of camera down.
No, no, no, no.
You had to have it down when we walked out the car.
As soon as we get in the house, you have it up.
Oh yeah. So as soon as we're in the house, you have it up.
Yeah.
I thought you felt like camera down like in the grid.
If you're here, then you're footsteps running and some shit.
Yeah, well, oh my god, I'm on that.
I might jump from four to four.
I'm not playing.
It's not possible.
There's somebody in my room.
They come downstairs without passing the front door.
I like to take a left right now.
It's already too late.
Yeah, sure.
We're going to see how long they're going to stay outside.
And they're in the car.
We'll see that.
You make it deaf and it's searched my house
That's what I'm talking about
You put it out
Bro, there's nothing nobody in here
Oh my, oh my
Yo, you gonna see this?
Okay, this thing is the deal
Yo, this is real bro
They don't care
You gotta see this
Oh, cool, thank you
Are you here?
You here, bro
Yeah, still driving, aren't ya?
Yeah, still driving.
Let me get out.
You know?
No!
I don't want to run over nobody.
Hold on, hold on.
I mean, if you're out...
Am I gonna get out?
Let me get out of the car, man.
Actually, no, you can get out.
Hello?
Anybody home?
I was about to take a walk up the hill.
He said he called me right there.
Ready?
Yo.
You open the front door?
Oh yeah.
Don't call me.
Hello?
Anybody home?
Oh
Wait, what's in there?
What the fuck
Wait, we're home
We did the result. Why should we, why should we at the house like that?
Who ran it, man?
Why should we at the house like that?
Stop man.
Or was that, that was alright?
What the fuck are you, you're watching this again?
It's not a naked house, you mean?
No, it's not a locked house.
Come on man, get over here.
Come on man.
So, I'm gonna see if you see what's up like that.
Oh, oh, oh.
OK.
Okay.
Are you too precious?
Too precious, this too?
It's fine, that's too, that's too good.
Huh?
Oh, we're in the Harajuku.
You have two two-pusses or two tops?
I have two two-pusses.
Unless you got a clone or some shit?
Nightingale.
Nightingale!
That was clever, man.
That was so clever.
Oh my God, you're a genius.
How does he do it?
Are you about to leave?
Yeah, I don't want to show off, son.
No, you can stay out there.
I thought we should own bro.
Where you stay dad?
Keep going here.
My dear, nobody here.
You never would.
What's that door right there?
A lookalike.
Oh, a lookalike.
Check the fridge.
What is outside?
Oh, no.
I don't think he's shooting me in the back, so...
I thought somebody was talking on the tree.
What the fuck?
We were playing on the bench.
Thank you so much to like this kind of building, bro, like...
You can't even...
What are you talking about?
Oh, actually, this is not a good way to open it.
It's okay.
What's that?
Huh?
What's that?
Is that a stool?
A sleigh.
Open it real quick.
Just nobody here.
Wayne?
No!
Sit down!
Where you at, bro?
Where you at?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, what the fuck is he doing here?
Living life, Tom?
Is he alive now?
It'll be.
What y'all doing here with me?
Nah, we just chillin' as you.
You should be out here just watching Cardi Rosey.
She ain't even not gonna put that Mickey Heels on me
some news type shit, you know?
She could get her news up there, some shit.
Oh, she keep talkin' about.
All right, wait, how old them chicks is?
A day old.
Yesterday?
No, no, no, no, like today.
What is it like?
Oh.
So this is a trap, I'm gonna throw this out.
I think I'm gonna take a bit of the asterisk, watch you run up the crib like that.
Watch you run up the crib like that, Max shit.
That's not Max shit.
What you talking about, that's not Max shit.
That's not Max shit.
See me out there, I got a little bit of homies in it.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Right? Me know? I don't even know what the fuck happened.
That boy was getting his hair done in his shirt off.
What's that boy?
I'm in his room, too.
What's his name?
Well, on they grade.
So I was like...
There's messages that she's sleeping to say what we're doing.
That shit.
But no, Max P. I'm keeping the book.
I keep it, but if I'm leaving, no, Max P.
He's at the host's in my couch.
So there was a whole seasoning couch.
Whenever he's feel like he's single and ready to mingle,
they sleep on a couch.
I'm gonna give you a bite.
So the girl that just ran out was a girl that was sleeping on a couch?
That's not just fucking aroma.
Just asking some questions, my fault.
You're welcome.
I am asking you all not to play with me.
Not really good, bro.
It's okay.
Where you at?
He's actually watching.
I will. Put this in your chest.
Sylvie!
Michael!
Paul!
Hello.
The court is legal.
The court is legal, I think.
What was the name of the wing?
My interest was according to the law.
Is it my personal order?
Yeah.
Is it my personal order?
I said I was asking.
Yeah
She just see my mind is a different mindset for her. She got a different like sit-ups. I
You ever met her before?
Yeah.
You told her that she was your favorite singer?
Nah, I don't like D-Rhyme and shit.
I be D-Rhyme.
Yo, chat too.
No, I'm not her.
Hey Rage.
You like to come to Hey Rage.
Hey Rage.
How was you, Gary?
So why are you going to sit over here?
Oh, look at this that he had rack slacks.
Well, he just laughed.
Why?
I want him to come here and maybe like some like,
some tears or something, like some drama or something.
But I'm 28 years old, bro. I need some spark in my life.
Like, I want to just be like, oh my God,
that's the way you actually get your demon.
Is it because you're not doing nothing yourself?
You're fine forever.
Us?
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
So I'm not doing that scene at my hands.
So you wanted him to get caught or what not?
I mean, that's not caught up, you see.
I will presume.
I don't know.
I mean, those cookies.
Bro, don't go through all of this, man.
You haven't got it.
He is on the diet.
That is cooking, that's your move.
That's your move.
I ain't like somebody who made this shit at home.
You look so fucked.
Hey, yo bro.
You back at it?
Yeah, I think you did.
You about to go on the stoop?
Yo, take a big sum up for the YouTube.
You know what?
You about to rap?
Yeah.
I need to hear some good shit.
Wait, didn't you just straighten this out?
Huh?
Didn't you straighten this out?
I don't know.
That's why I couldn't believe that he had to notice it in the print.
What the fuck?
He had a point to prove that there's nobody here.
So do you think?
But...
It's alright.
Wait a minute, this house too big to go up and down.
Yo, this shit, there's more levels.
There's more levels, man.
There's one more under, or two more under.
I'm cool, cuz...
Shout out how far you think my food is.
Guess.
Damn!
What the hell is going on in the dark?
What the rap stack is that?
Okay.
Wait, look who this is.
Alright.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, hell no.
I don't know.
Wait, how far?
How long do they mean?
Uh, just a day go.
You made that shit?
Wait, I don't know.
I didn't tell you someone to lift it up on the top.
I didn't do that.
Yeah
You got to get that dirty, like you rubbing it like that.
It's gonna be good, I'm gonna shit it like that.
It's gonna let the pussy out.
You about to throw that over.
Hell nah.
Bro, try it man.
Do not try that shit.
Why not?
That's your ass, that's your dirt.
Who made that one?
Whatever it be.
Do you want it?
If you gotta have cookies warm,
if you gotta have them warm,
They make my friends come warm it!
That's your ass, bro.
You think they gon' lick that shit?
He don't have a warrant.
You don't have a warrant?
I love it!
It's something. You can tune that shit for a minute, though.
Hey, I'm enjoying it, bro.
I'm saying it really quickly.
Nah, you can tune that shit.
That's like a love of the state.
So that's it.
You gonna eat them puss-ass chips on mine?
That's what you do with wax, bro.
You don't eat some white-ass, punk-ass, thail-ass, puss-ass,
poly-ass, beach-ass, beach-ass chips.
over that bullshit
that should have been fucking buttin good
or these buttin good, fuck
I'm bringing all that up
I ain't gonna lie, no nigga will want you to
to make some bullshit like that
so burn that motherfucker no
let's name him
that's all the Jermaine, that's all
Jordan, that's all
who, who, who, who the little
uh, sound of the day?
no, not a night, why babe
They are a lot of footwork. It's like that. Yeah, we got we got to go
Yeah, Jada
Prince has something I think Prince or something I think
You could never touch why you know
You take cuz you know why do you for a good brand?
Brought up on it, bro
I
Mama Rob is a swag.
Yo, what's poppin' milk, yo, what's poppin' milk?
Mama Rob is a swag, I'm not.
Bro, why not eat that one, man?
I mean, I was your guy.
Think it, I know.
Don't worry about that.
I'm waiting for you to end in them.
I gotta.
Because I can't be the, I can't be the,
like, you gotta go and order.
Like, I was last, I was last to start,
I gotta be last to end.
I gotta wake up early tomorrow, bruh.
Silky, I'm on a horse, a house.
Y'all in ATO?
Congratulations, Mothers Crazy.
That's fire, Rudy.
Congratulations, dude.
Niggas said a house.
My boy with a house on him.
What the fuck?
All right, y'all.
All right, yeah, I don't have any business to shit.
Yeah, I do, bro.
What, nigga?
I don't want them out in and out.
I don't want them out in and out, bruh.
You're still getting in and out right now.
No, again, I ordered my food, bruh.
Oh.
Do it on time?
JK, it's me at the rage, bruh, at the rage.
What you ordered?
I ordered a Philly cheese steak and some wings,
and it's a spicy Philly cheese.
I said I know mushrooms though,
but it got lands and fucking peppers in that bitch.
Oh my God, mushrooms are so nasty.
I fucking, I fucking, I told them they had mushrooms,
they come eat childhoods.
Fuck muscle. What in and out was he talking about? What?
That'll take
You like this house more or I wrote that stop, I'm gonna do longer desktops
Yeah
And now I'm back in my RPC. This is like a cheap code. Oh
Oh
I need to have a RPR man every RPR guy bad was always like memorable and shit
Everyone when you was on use on what you're right? Oh my god
Yeah, that's it when you don't want me in and I was on one bit and the bruises on Bobby into
That was the first time I interact right now in a game within us why being a server came up to me as a character
And we just pulled up on my shoes funny fuck
That's the one that reminds me of Ole, okay.
All right nigga, my bad.
Say bye to SLG.
Ah, you're going first nigga, what the fuck?
Nigga do not, I bought you an SLG,
I said it was all I meant to.
I will go home and keep you from the good.
I better be the last one alive.
Yo, this is a petty game.
I'm not gonna end, I'm gonna end.
Yo, end your stream, bro, so we can end.
You're late at the same time.
Nah. See how I'm back at it?
Then you go and then me.
I gotta go another hour there.
Nah, I'm gonna see you and slow my shit for a little second.
I gotta see like a little jump real quick, a little jump.
I'm gonna go for another hour.
Oh shit.
Two hours.
I got a couple spits.
Everything!
Man, that was happy.
Let's go reset.
What's up?
How you doing?
Tell me once.
You trying to erase that shit right now?
What's happening?
What's going on there?
What's happening?
I'll write it.
Wait, we're not finished here, right?
What's happening?
I'm about to get all this done
Oh, God. That's not this.
That's this.
Wait, he said it.
I know, I can feel it, bro.
I saw it.
I saw it on K-Tag.
I'm not.
You got two K-Tags.
Hey, man.
It's less than a month.
Wait, you make music?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Just battle before I say shit?
Yeah.
What's left when you say it?
Uh...
I'm gonna say something.
Back to shit?
Yeah.
Who's you going against?
Uh...
Nick.
Nick?
Yeah.
Who won?
Nick who won
I don't know you have you have you know that
Now you're the Robert Miley group.
No, that's not the group.
No one in the Miley community?
No.
You remember?
He was there.
No, I don't remember that.
What was he there?
No, I don't remember.
My last shit was smoking his last shit.
That's right.
So you put up, I mean, I had an awesome, you're smoking his last shit.
My last shit?
Smoking his last shit.
His last shit was what this was, man.
That was my last shit.
That was your last shit.
Man, you know, I didn't listen to this shit.
I guess I have.
But who?
Pills, popping leaves, dirty motherfuckers.
You know who I get?
Come on, go chill, bro.
We have just one shit.
Hell, now the mix is on.
I'm gonna do the end of it.
Fuck you.
Well, cool.
Play banana.
See that?
I didn't even hear the news.
I didn't come.
Wait, so is this shit?
Why, wait, why you got to know?
Someone did this?
No.
What do you want?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I used to be sounding like we're doing some rock under it, like high-pitched voice.
Yeah.
See?
Why do you sneak this?
I said high-pitched voice.
I said the power went out.
It's not. How does that sneak this in?
You want to borrow one of them?
Huh?
You want to borrow one of them?
You got a chip on your head.
You want to borrow one of them?
I'm gonna try it.
Now you just like to sit on feet, not sit on feet.
I'm not gonna...
Alright?
I'm just kidding.
How are you doing?
I grabbed these away from you, I thought they were cool, so like, you went crazy,
can't you not just like grab a bag?
You're a girl, but crazy.
Can you come over here and sit on it?
Oh, don't do yo shit?
You don't care?
Yeah.
Shit's not...
Yo!
I got it, man, what the fuck?
I got it, what the fuck?
I don't know what to do.
What are you doing?
I'm a nigga.
You got a new person?
A what?
You a new?
A new!
Like a new person.
What happened to Greg?
That nigga with my camera ain't much, bro.
I'm not bad.
Sorry.
That's a big one.
No, no, no, not 8 months.
Not 8 months.
This is over though.
Like 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 8.
Alright.
Yup.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you, bro.
How, brody?
You better try it in the morning, pal.
Morning, you fuck, you fuck with him?
Woo.
You feeling anybody at home?
He's up.
Oh, we got him in the mess.
We got him in the mess.
Yeah.
Damn.
You took my camera man.
You're taking my camera man.
Yeah.
How's it going?
I like the way you hold it.
Come here, let's sit down.
I like the way you hold it.
Come here, let's sit down.
Huh?
You like the way you hold it.
Now you do that because you know you can't.
Like, who are you going to say,
Yo, stop damning me up bro, you trippin'
What the fuck was that, man?
What was that?
Alright, we get out of here
Yo, I'm gonna give you a sign
Yo, say it, let's look at your dick
Nah, hell nah
Hell nah
Yeah, I was...
What if Max is turning him back and just grab your dick sign?
He puts his yo shit on his shit.
That's not fair.
He has nothing.
I think he just can't grab his.
He's not there no more.
Well that's why he grabbed yours.
He won't want it.
So he's coming out here with you.
But why would he grab my dick when you coached him?
So he was grabbed in here.
What are you doing when a magnet came behind you
and stroked your shit?
All right, chat.
I'm about to get the fuck out of here.
I'mma see y'all niggas tomorrow so I can
end this nigga's shit.
No, I don't have my shit.
I said, jeez, man, really nigga.
All right, we out of here.
These, ain't that bitch, yo?
R, R, RG up!
All right, appreciate you, now let me do my own.