I'm excited.
Yeah, y'all hear y'all see me? Y'all see me? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chat.
My love birds.
It is time our final day in the LA Ark
We gonna spend the last day out here
I got to the shit the real last day is tomorrow
tomorrow. But today's our last full IRL day tomorrow.
Tomorrow's our sponsor. So you do, you know what I'm saying?
So this is technically our last content day for real, for real in LA.
It's been real. How's this week been? It's been crazy.
It's been like a week and one day or something like that after tomorrow.
Listen, I decided we're going to spend this day being productive,
but chat we've been on some chudge shit. Well, I've been on some chudge shit.
And if I'm on some chudge shit, I know you've been on some chudge shit.
And so I feel like today, I'm gonna spend this day in the gym working out and discussing
the economic state of the world right now with Azanabe and then chilling, probably chilling
at the crib or something.
Really just ending the game off today off productive.
I do know degenerate shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Hopefully we can link some of the broads today.
Jay Senko's here.
We had Zoo Culture.
Yeah, Bradley Martin Jim so should be lit. Um
I'm sorry just farting like five times
But I thought one of them one of the quiet ones my underwear is a little wet I gotta change my
up.
Contest man.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I'm just saying, is that new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good job man.
I know it was a lot.
A whole lot of luck, a little bit, a little bit of skill came
went into it.
I'm glad I won, bro.
I'm doing work out, man.
Oh, shit.
W script, I promise you that was the script.
That dude just heard me say I'm 40.
That was my first time ever like somebody recognized me only because of this to be shit. That's crazy. Jay's here Jay's in this fucking Bentley and shit over there.
Yeah I gotta change clothes here cuz I ain't trying to pull up to whatever we doing next after this.
Okay as I said the show we doing is chat advice. What is that? It's like we just giving advice on some chat shit cuz we some chats.
I
But yeah, let's go to a day single time out over there
We got to get a workout and I haven't worked out it like I know I've done workout streams with people and I tell them this every time I
Haven't done a I haven't been like wait. So basically with a TV you oh
Jason go live too. Oh
shit
I just wait for him to pull up on me when he I don't know what he's gonna be
should we wait here someone pull up my mission we pull up on this car I don't
know I feel like Jay Jay's on his dad shit so I know I feel like he'd been in
the gym I feel like he'd been getting right did what I'm saying he don't get
us back on the swing of things and after today chat chat I promise I'm back on my
gym shit I'll be back on my gym shit consistently dead ass from this point
forward I am back game oh who was it that made those those dating app accounts
for me what stream was that was that Russell or was that rock out lady was
that R.T. Yugi who was that who was it check whatever it may be yo I checked
back on those apps just to see like what's been going on over these past few
months gang who's dead gang I went to the hinge one I seen 50 plus on the
know these right bro but you can use them I don't think it shows gang what the
chat what the fuck chat what the fuck what the who what the fuck hold on
Oh, Chetley, hold on.
Hold on.
They, they verify, they, I click it, they verify.
You gotta verify what I did and shit.
You doing what I'm saying?
Wait, okay, what do I'm saying?
Are you your rage, okay?
That don't count.
I don't, if you know who I am, that don't count.
That's not, that's not, that's not, you doing what I'm saying?
Hold on, what are we?
Hold on.
Oh, right here.
Okay, it's probably some, probably some misses in there.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, so we don't get a workout in chat catfish from Haiti
What do you mean catfish from Haiti? What the hell does that wait? What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Um, I'm still confused as to whether or not we pull up on Jason or not. I
Really don't know weird flex old ladies. I was not a flex game
If it was something that was on off-stream would have showed it
But it's some on-stream shit. What the fuck that was my girl
Stop line gang stop line
And I ain't go lost. I'm not gonna say I can't say I saw something
When I was in the car looking through it, I saw something
I can't even see it cut
Pull up on Senku your uncle my uncle wait
It's sick on my uncle or my his uncle cuz I'm older than him
No, he might wait that's just the bro gang. We're not each other's arms. That's just the bro
That's just the brother you think I'm saying you the cuckiest
Raid you got the same bag as Bruce
Who's got the Chanel bag I?
Ain't painful this year
I need a lot look I need that type of nigga. I just don't like having the same shit as nigga as niggas
It brews dead ass got this bag. I gotta give it back game. I'm sorry, bro
I don't like having the same drippers motherfuckers. You didn't understand especially if they coin some shit. Oh
I ain't paid for this yet. I might I might got to give it back to bro, and I fuck with his back to not
I fuck with the bag
You lying you retarded. I don't like having the same drip as niggas. I've always been like that
I'm not having the same cause niggas. I'm not having the same
Jura, I've always been I'm weird. I've always been like that. I'm a weirdo even when it came to games and shit
But character can't look the same as niggas. Why is that?
That's gotta be some type of weird character flaw or trade about me
There's got to be some deep-rooted meaning behind that I don't like that. I don't know
I want to be different you're so Leo not a flawed nigga I'm the same you were
a low-key ego hey bro I don't think I see how's that ego gang I'll let somebody
have something better than me and I'll take the worst one as long as we don't
have the same shit that's like well what are you talking about y'all just see
one word and use it for every definition promote y'all don't even know the
Definition of words. Hey, I just don't want to be like same
Feel me. I like uniqueness. I want everybody to be different. They don't shit
All right, let's go pull up on Jason because I think he's waiting for us to pull up on him and we're waiting for him to pull up on us
What happens a brook got everything that that's different
It's like shoes that's different or something like that. I feel like we got hella shoes
But it's not because it's bruce's cuz it's damn
And what if it's something like rare or something like that? I don't have the same as niggas, but if it's something common
I don't give a fuck
But it's like a one-of-one car only 50 in the world. I'm not gonna have the same as
But if it's a fucking Toyota Camry, yeah, I don't give a fuck out the same color Toyota Camry or something
It is they could go I go live. I don't look fit
I ain't gonna lie, Chet, who look more fit me or Jay?
I'm about to take the jacket off.
I don't want him to bury some of the shit though.
I'm hot in the gun.
I got the tank top on today.
You get what I'm saying?
I don't want to, I don't want to bury some of it.
I'm coming up to sleep.
But when you get it,
I'm gonna take that bitch off.
No cap.
Feel me?
Jay, chill.
Chill.
I
Shot
And what are you one of them are you like one of the crispy Jim niggas?
Listen listen, I'm taking this home. Okay, I have some that Chanel
I got
You got too much money to go.
I got a Chanel.
I got clothes in here.
And you're matching.
Like this ain't even like some throwing a game of
free matching to try to buy.
Okay, this is an accident though.
This guy was dropped off to me this week.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm thinking about buying it.
I don't know if I'm buying it.
You feel me?
Just testing it out.
I fucked with it.
They just said B5 got the bag though.
So like I don't know.
I don't like having something.
I mean, I like it though.
I made some fire bags though.
You feel me?
I fucked with it.
And it's like a back thing.
If I take this off, I got it.
I've come around my arms right now
because I don't want embarrassing and shit.
I know you trying to get me back to the gym and shit.
And like, one of that's how you been in the gym.
Consistently or been inside of the gym?
Nah, nah, nah.
Because niggas can just be in the gym.
One of the last time you was in the gym, like,
two days in a row.
Oh, shit.
One of the last time you went two days in a row.
Shit.
Before my surgery game.
How long ago was that?
I had surgery a year ago.
Damn.
Let's see what the body looking like right now.
But you're gonna be good though.
I'm gonna be good because after this,
I told you, I'm working out every goddamn month.
They say, no, no, no, I'm on my team now.
Can't you put it to Miami?
That's where I live a little better.
Listen, listen, listen.
I look like a chudder right now, bro.
I need to get back up my shit.
She's got a bad body without the dad part.
Let's see how we looking.
This is a year.
It's some change not working out.
OK.
Arms are skinny.
You know, some skinny shit.
We used to have a little chest going on.
We used to have some traps going on.
You feel me?
I'm sucking in my stomach right now, so you feel me?
I can't look that much like my dad, but I'm like.
No, I mean, your arm is already kind of big already.
You feel me?
I feel like they're not us.
They're not defined.
They used to be us a little bit, a little bit us,
didn't they, son?
We're going to hit some workouts.
By the end of these workouts, your shit should be.
No, sir, I don't even need these ones, all right?
They're not.
Those are not, right?
No.
They're real.
They're just not prescription.
I was just trying to look swaggy.
To the gym, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what's happening to you.
I'm gonna take him off for the workout.
I'm gonna have him off for the workout.
For the workout, I'm gonna have him off.
Now, we gonna go out there.
You just can't, don't quit, don't quit on the workout.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait.
Chill.
Don't make this no crazy shit.
This is a nice workout to get back to.
Hey, are you in for the boot camp and shit?
Yeah
This like really the first time we like
I just want to like kind of carry off on that
I can only sat in my brain since I left you know I'm saying like I was like a little boy to another
Oh, man, it's barely good, but that don't matter. I don't hold grudge
And that's why I fought with my dog. I respect my dog and it's gonna be fine. We're gonna get it, but I do have um I
I think I do personally, you know what I'm saying, if I'm just taking my workout, I like to personally get the blunt before I work out.
It makes me feel my muscles, it gets a better muscle connection, you know what I'm saying.
But that's a personal thing.
You like to hit the saw before?
Yeah, I just hit the saw real quick, you know what I'm saying.
I kind of got a head start on you, you know what I'm saying.
But I come in, feel the muscle out.
And that's a pre-workout?
No, that's a drink pre-workout.
Oh, so you got a pre-pre-workout?
Yeah, just give me the mold.
I get my music playing, I'll be in that mold, you know.
You know, hot words.
Come on.
What you guys gonna say about me?
Hold on, hold on though, hold on though.
I'm gonna give you the beat.
I ain't about to get fried though.
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna hit that bitch like twice on me.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit that us.
I'm gonna hit none of that.
Yeah, we straight, all right.
You go so short.
I'm not sure how tall you is, rich.
He's a height.
I'm so short.
How tall do I feel next to you?
You like 5'10".
What the fuck?
You like 5'10".
Man, you ain't 9'6".
Darryl, like 5'10".
I'm skyin' over that.
Yeah, you got it like the same height.
Are you crazy?
That ain't got his height boosters on
and he not told them you.
This is my car.
And you got them, oh.
Oh wait, look at this nigga.
This nigga is like five, 10, bro.
Colton is six foot.
You understand?
Wait, wait, or six, one.
Wait, wait, what you doing with this?
What?
Put this here a little Bentley?
Wait, hold on, this shit kinda.
How about this one?
It's like 80.
Hold on.
Hold on, man.
I ain't got a lot of thought with this shit.
This shit clean, this shit classy.
I thought it was here, okay.
That's your farm.
I thought I'm gonna give me a paint job, get it wet.
Paint job, what color?
Map brown.
Oh, that gets Bentley too.
Bentley and that brown, that's what it is, bro.
Hey, little nigga, hold this.
Hahahaha.
See, you see how I respect you,
I was gonna say that.
Man, he be feeding Colton to the dogs and shit, man.
Colton loves it here, bro.
What's up with you then, honey?
Colton loves it here, ain't that right?
I got to eat a few rocks last night,
Pretty tasty. That's high in sodium salts. Yeah, I believe you cuz when I came over here, maybe chicken rice with no season
That was some shit y'all had in the fridge before I got to know hold on hold on though. Listen, why can't you think about the boot camp?
This is not good now. I'm thinking about that some fucked up shit
Like I was starving they I'm streaming for eight nine
I don't think you feed me chicken. Oh, okay, but listen, that was just for the for the content
That's why I love content games. When you do content games, it's just like shit ain't personal.
She's just all content. That's why I'm glad we're here to get some content.
But we're still linking up, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Actually, I'll say now, somebody recognized me for the...
He didn't recognize me for... He recognized me for the little beast.
For the Mr. Beast shit out here.
I ain't never got recognized for the Mr. Beast.
That's fine.
You got grubber in it?
Huh?
You got grubber?
Nah, nah, nah.
I never smoked before, so let it out.
Come on, man, hit that blunt, bro.
I never smoked before.
Yeah, come on, man.
I'm filling it up.
You know what I'm saying?
What is it?
It's like papers and shit.
Woo!
That's a...
Nah, I don't like it.
I'm telling you, this work, I'm gonna smack them.
You gonna give them, but you got some gift for them?
Now I got no headphones.
You ain't got no headphones?
Nah, the Jim don't got music coming out that month.
That should be ass. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
No, you can have your headphones then.
I got music on my head playing it all the time.
Take a picture of this one.
Oh, take a picture of you.
I got it.
Ready? Three, two, one.
That might do kinda look short.
That might make a difference.
That's what it look like when a 6'2".
Yeah, it might do look. He looks small next to you.
He was not 6'2".
You crazy, man.
He was not 6'2".
6'1 on a bad day.
That's cat.
On a bad day.
When I didn't stretch out my back.
Us.
He was not 6'1".
But you gotta stop telling me that.
You can do a height check now.
Now, low key might be.
You might be 6'1".
Let me talk to y'all.
That's 6'1", dude.
I don't feel like 6'1".
No, 6'1".
I feel like a nigga that's 6'1".
It's like...
Shut up with that song.
If a nigga that's a slow game, he sure is cheaper that month, forget it.
Like, like, like, you got some type of...
Nah, it just takes me how much it takes good, come on.
Yeah, you wish my time was a bit too busy.
This is a good pre-workout.
Now I'm sure you're gonna have your ugly good.
I'm feeling my muscles already, gang.
Ugh.
Chet, what do you think my worst body part is?
Like, genetic deficiency.
I think it's my rear delt.
Look at the eyes.
Huh?
Look at the eye separation.
My eyes?
They're like a eye separation.
That's not a muscle.
I meant like muscle, gang.
Like, my muscles like working out.
Oh, and the whole is like my I believe I believe
They like my I just look at that. Okay. It's like a conversation starter
No, they don't even know it's not that big
Just like you're like your eyes and what they say about them though. What they like the color big your eyes black
And now they like it's the light though and low light is like hazel
Or a plane tonight in low light. It was bright. It's bright. It's bright. It's bright. I ain't even put my
I think your shit like I never see my black eyes. That's like straight black eyes. I'm actually kind of brown
Yo shit brown, but no the thing with hazel eyes when you in the Sun they darken okay like like like
Lizards in the Sun okay when they don't want to get the Sun they darken up they color
Yeah, okay, so my eyes is kind of like all right now, but you see in zoo culture
I'm gonna turn like a hazel. Hmm. How y'all doing one more one more pre-workout here
that's all you my brother um ugly brother
you say you you get fronk you get fronk before you work out
yeah yeah I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie oh you gotta let them hit that
after that you gotta pass it I forgot but yeah yeah Bradley told me that shit
Bradley smoking for his shit yeah he said that shit like you get a better
connection with that shit once he said that he's gonna do it
Why I've been in LA for two for a week now. I've seen two police chasers and helicopters every night
Why is that every night helicopters around my BNB or some shit?
I ain't seen a police chase
That's how I be doing L.A. like
That he be another
Not so much. I know they let me dislodge with the road. That shit real quick
I don't know if you have to smoke it. You have to smoke it. You have to do shrooms or something
You hit that shit for sale nigga?
Yeah
I smoke it like a it says that boys talk shit
Uh, boy's feelin' but Bruce ain't caught up with my first time smokin', I haven't smoked since then.
So like, I'm just tryin' to feel something.
A little bit.
Wait.
What was that?
2022 or 3 or something like that?
Here we go.
Look, I was smokin' with you when I came over there.
What you talkin' about?
Yo, wait, hold on.
How you work out like this?
What the fuck?
Hey, I ain't caught up with you.
Yo.
Yo, how you work out like this, bruh?
Yo, bro. Yo. Yo, yo.
I'm gonna drop the barbell on my neck.
I'm gonna shoot you up.
Can they just be working out high?
This don't feel good.
You know, I just hit that shot my top part of it on my fucking face like that
We had flip-on and some of the fish slipped.
Well, hold on. This is mad bucks.
You don't even know. You don't read that.
What's your birthday?
My birthday.
What the fuck do you mean my birthday?
What did you say your birthday was?
2010.
2010?
10.
Yeah, I don't know about it.
You can't even tell, bro.
You can't even tell on my drugs, huh?
I don't know how much you can tell you.
What's up, bro?
All the techies.
You're almost done, okay?
Bro, you fucking went all that money off of drugs!
Oh my god.
That's why you got the Chanel bag, man.
You got money.
Alright, let's do this.
How about you hear that?
Can I just put an email now?
Yeah, I think you just show them the email.
You just show them the email.
Alright, thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Alright, then.
Oh, you're the only one.
I'm not like that son.
Son of a gun.
Hi, buddy. Hi.
What are you doing over there with the picture?
Roader, move it over to the picture!
I think it's shift status, fuck!
Whoa, up that ass!
Mama said, yo, what's up, chat?
Bro, what?
Bro, look behind you, huh?
What we doing first, son?
Come on, come on.
All ready?
Good.
Yeah, ready?
Yeah, ready.
I'm gonna get you.
Are we starting right here?
Yeah, we're just gonna stretch up here.
Oh, just stretch up here?
Yeah, I'm gonna be stretching this one.
Okay, you gotta stretch me before you...
...work out.
I have a strong feeling.
I'm stretching.
What's up with your upper body?
Why are you stretching that room on your arm?
I'm stretching. I'm stretching for the day.
You better work out your arms. Work out your arms.
You're gonna be stretching great. See?
I'm stretching my legs. I'm stretching my legs.
My knee. See?
They got talented dogs in this world.
I don't feel they like you because they're dogs.
You bring your dog to the gym.
Yeah, what are you doing, bro?
No, we see that dog.
Oh, my God.
What's wrong?
Fuck, he's going to help us with our life.
Hold on.
What?
I'm crazy though.
Thanks for being on the train.
How many times do you work out?
Eight.
I don't think you should be able to be allowed to work out.
I knew it was the worst one.
I usually wouldn't be worse.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hands?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
What?
Let's go to the dump belt.
I don't think you should be allowed to
wear your pants like this.
I just thought it was a ball bro.
I went to look at the dumbbells and they were spinning me while I was shooting the ball.
Alright, you know what they're doing over there.
What's this talk about?
Wait!
I was stretching out some real niggas.
Stretching out some real niggas shit right here.
This is a big trip man.
Hey, come on now baby.
I'm a paper ass you get, you can charge me.
I love that.
This is the one.
Oh, that's it.
I love this one.
Four pull-ups, like four sets of pull-ups.
Two pull-ups, two push-ups.
All right.
I thought you would show up.
You have a workout for a year?
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna ask the best of you to.
Do you do that every time you work out?
You work out in your back, on your arms, on your legs?
What is it right there?
It's a pre-workout.
Please don't tell me that's a great pre-workout, Jason.
Yeah, you don't like it?
It is the taste boy.
you
I'm not killing.
I'm having to use my heart rate to do these things.
You can sit on the movie over there.
He's just taking a nap.
He's gonna fuck you. He's not going to go.
No, no, no.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
What?
What's up?
How do you do it on this now?
Or do you get it to do it on this now?
I don't do it on this now.
Like you can take your water well.
You know what I'm saying? Try to do your water when I'm gone.
I'll get cooked at a time of gym shift.
Yo, yo, gym shift?
I think you messed up.
You're doing some great shit.
What's yours?
ARS, ARS, ARS.
I gotta put on the fit after this.
I'll probably make two pair of shoes, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I'll be right here.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
Is it time?
I didn't get it.
My wrist hurts.
They got money, champ.
you
You
That was the queen that started it.
That was a warm up.
That's just a warm up.
That's how I stretched out for a while.
So,
I'm proud of you.
I'm walking.
Put them on there.
When you bring them down, you're gonna spread them.
This one is, this one you did.
The horseshoe one.
Not alright when you squeeze, you know.
And you gotta keep going up over the lock.
I hope we're not trying to do no bench press after doing exhaustive artisans.
I care about myself.
Actually, you got this messy teeth.
I will
We're gonna get some legs, I'm not hitting that chair, we can't hit legs crazy
So just bring the weight and bring it
So just bring it, and then lock your arms
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, squeeze all that in
Right there, let's go
How many?
Uh, three
Squeeze all that in
Yeah.
Six, yeah.
Seven.
Two more.
Come on, come on, last one.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Don't worry, brother.
She likes your light.
You got a long break in there, huh?
You know how to do this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Man, you know that thing as you walk, bro.
How much you weighin'?
What's that weight?
One.
I look 220?
I don't know, I weigh 150.
I wouldn't even know.
What the fuck are you doing?
Tell me.
I taught her how to do it.
I'm at 180.
180?
Yeah.
Are you at 200?
So it's like you're going to go away.
200, I'll be 200.
Yeah.
Do that.
What's the biggest it's ever been?
I'm at like 12 miles.
What? I wasn't lean though.
I was having a fuck.
I ain't got a lot of...
you
You
I'm not looking how big
It won't hit this, it's on here
Yeah, have your arm right there
Right here
E5
E6
E5
C
Anthony
I'm in with the
The top regular for the last time
Like this
Another one, oh regular
Okay, this is the last step.
Let's see.
It's still a set arm, guys.
It was totally there, yeah.
Easy, easy, easy.
Come on.
Nine come on. Hey man come on man 14. Hey, hey, hey
What was that 13? I don't know I'll take it 13
So
I mean
It's more set was it
Now we're gonna go to this halfway now
He's probably just got like three workouts, so he's not tired enough.
Alright man, let's do it.
You can rack, rack those.
No wait, we gotta rack them when we go to put them on.
Oh.
What's that?
I need to push him.
Yeah, let's get you a two finger.
What's next, Coke?
Shit, I got to give that muscle something right now.
It's not really muscle.
It's fat.
I got good body fat distribution, it's all in where my muscle's supposed to be, I look
Big figure to actually end up.
I don't know if that's Evelyn or Wendy. I don't know.
There's one guy. That one though. Hold up.
Bro, are you ready to shout?
I didn't know shit, I'm just a twin.
So I got drunk and I was in the box for the win, so we got cool.
So I got drunk, I shoot my dog, I go to my other state,
she look at me crazy.
It's like a twin.
And they ain't even thought I was like trolling or shit.
It kind of makes me think of this.
How many times do I have to say that?
Huh?
I say I have to say it.
Just say it, you know what I'm saying?
11.
Say how young I am, say how.
It's real, huh?
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
Yes.
You're okay.
That's me.
That's all you can do, bro.
Yeah, you gotta resolve she will come up.
Bro, I didn't...
Did you understand what I meant, bro?
I knew exactly what you meant.
But, this is a lesson we gotta add in the next desktop boot camp that I do.
I don't know what's the perfect word for it, but PR, let me tell you, let me tell you.
It was just definitely how I worded it.
Let me tell you, worded it wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
This nigga loves Kyle.
What's with Kyle so tough?
Nigga, nigga, get my mama.
This is how you should have worded it.
Streaming University was one of the best streaming events of all time and the biggest.
It brought so many more eyes to streaming.
Now what's your new streamers coming along the way for the wrong reason?
Hear me out, hear me out.
They kind of fucking stream those people fucking stream.
No, no, no, it wasn't even that, it wasn't even that.
We weren't the, that's what I'm saying, the clip.
Like it wasn't a good clip, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what we were talking about was some, then we were talking about like,
you know, I want to stream and tada.
And I said that I felt streaming was like going downhill as far as the perception of viewers like,
This is stream university that shit everybody like
would have a high-ass youth.
Everybody thought they had to have $10,000 all day.
If they was having $10,000, they'd have to come to the chest
and they'd come out and have the stream university.
But this is waddle.
Because it was so big, so many new viewers.
I saw it, they thought streaming would be that big all the time.
And the reality, streaming, everyday streaming is not as
lit as streaming at the university.
A lot of people are like, oh, you're extra busy.
It just messed up the reality together, you know what I'm saying?
It took you to a whole different level.
That's what it is.
I wasn't it wasn't that he was a conversation to elaborate on it
Got on said oh
You get it like dick rob us so much so it's fan base
Even the guy
Come on, bro, I didn't.
I can chill, I can't get it.
I see the mafia nigga trying to box you last night.
It was awesome.
I get it, bro.
I get it.
But it's cool, though, like, I'm not chillin' at all.
Like, I get so much hate, bro.
It's just like, you know what I'm saying?
I feel you, bro.
But nigga ain't meanin' that like, come on.
I didn't hear it like that, though.
The hell no, bro.
Just a conversation to be had about, I did it.
I'm not that coy.
Man, I should have been grateful, though.
I should have changed nigga's life.
I'm gonna fucking get him.
Ha ha ha.
Yo, I won't give you a fucking fucking, I ain't even seen that shot just got on screen
bro.
My chat was telling.
I was like, aw.
Wait what was the shot saying?
Like they were opening the bars like, I ain't even like chat bro.
It's overly love.
It's always love on my head.
But you run out of, you run out of honey?
Watch this, bro.
Oh
Look at the Atlanta!
You know I'm going for the good!
I think that's about one genetic good-looking body form.
My bicep is easy to like, for it to look kind of plump.
What?
Yeah, but you also free yourself out of your room.
I can't even work properly.
You want to be straight?
I think you just did what you said earlier.
I don't know where your mind is at.
You just did my straight moves.
You think you got to get your mind out of the gutter?
No, like round.
Like my bicep muscle.
You round sometimes when I work it out.
What?
You want to be straight?
That's bad verbiage?
Yeah.
All right.
He's coming to the gym to get plumped.
I don't think it's gonna work out.
Hey, nobody said it.
I'm gonna go get the mic.
What you working on?
I'm fucking fucked.
That's all what I said, J.
Easy boy, say easy work.
Come on, we gon' play.
Go through the screen, work out.
I
Had a nice for you
I said yesterday.
What did you get for me?
I'm going to slide yourself more fast.
I hit this yesterday.
All this extra.
I thought you were going to come off.
I was going to hit that and show it to them.
Look, I'm not even going to hit it.
I'm just filtering it.
I'm lying. I don't be fucking over here. I make sense of it.
Wait, hold on. We can do that. I'll force this to me, you fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not your role, buddy.
Come on, man.
You'll be believing me.
Let me see.
I'll throw these out real quick.
What's up, you guys?
Bellara.
All right.
I like this work out of it.
I'm going to grab these.
Okay.
Come on buddy.
Here we go.
Yeah, what the hell, my buddy?
He asked me to do a drawing show.
I was actually supposed to pull up with a friend.
That y'all would have loved.
But they got busy.
So I think I'm in their dolo.
I'm kind of scared.
What are you doing?
What is that?
Think of a deeper stretch.
I am. I don't even think I'm higher than that.
I'm higher than that.
Higher than getting a stretch.
Oh yeah, oh wait, oh wait, you gotta, you gotta move the seat, move the seat, we're out of it, we better just pull it up, pull it up to like, get too close to the ground and shit.
I don't want to end it up, can I get you to try the trick?
I'm not gonna get you to try it.
What is that?
It's a yo-yo light.
It's like a real light.
When you're done, you don't have to do the same.
Stand by the way, nice to meet you.
I don't want you to try it.
Go ahead, say.
No, no, use it, use it.
I am.
I am, man.
Don't worry about it.
Damn, who the fuck...
I was doing this workout like this already, but this makes it better.
you
You
This is fat on my muscles, I got good genetics.
I
Got a single vein
He's got hit him
I'm gonna hit them. I'm gonna hit them. I'm gonna hit them. Don't worry about that shit.
I'm gonna hit them.
I'm gonna get back to where I need to be, hitting them motherfuckers.
Hey, wait!
Just for my time, you know I'll be repping them motherfuckers.
I never been that strong, son, though. What the heck the-
I used to bet the heaviest I was pensioned was like 255, 275.
Like that's the heaviest ever
That's something that I know
They could just hop it up in three place. Oh
No
You want to go left?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to go left?
Yeah.
Fly one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One more left, Tom.
Come on.
See?
No.
You got it?
Yeah.
Three,
three,
five,
two,
I
Man, what's up with you, bro?
That's it, you got it locked in?
That's it, it'll work out.
What's up with you, bro?
What's up, motherfucker?
I ain't got nothing to do with this.
I think somewhere you got your dreams broken.
You need to work out.
You need to shift to fashion, bro.
Come on.
You're the one here in Chanel.
You don't think you can do it?
I don't believe it.
I didn't get ready for that.
Ah!
Jayce, they both get us like a daddy.
Is this a vlog?
It's good.
Hey, bro.
How do you do jazzy, bro?
What does that mean?
I'm not going to do it.
What is a fatty hug you want some blue shit, bro you want some blue shit
Can't go live bonds thinking for that text message on the text to me
Respect showing yourself by your weakness. I go out is probably the weakest I ever been since
High school gang kind of sad. I'm a like I'm a like
But I'm a lot like my ego not here run out of I'm making jokes and shit
I'm a like I knew I was this week
30 year old your palm game?
We gonna lock back and we gonna get back to the palm.
Can't say your palm was 22 or 23.
Crazy.
We're doing it.
Huh?
We're doing it.
Are you still going to head back?
Huh?
Ah, you're straight.
You're straight.
Come on.
Get that out.
Stupid, yeah?
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Stay cool, stay cool!
you do this every day like regardless of the back or shoulders the pull-ups as the warm-up with
the push-ups and this was crazy.
Even when I was working out, I never do abs.
I do abs, bro. I do abs.
I have to do it for you, of course. I have to do it for you.
But we don't gotta do a hundred and fifty.
Hold on. I cramp a lot of land, we need a ball of stretcher.
We need a ball of stretcher abs.
What are big, what are big balls at?
I'm gonna show you my tech. I can just do it here.
I can do it right here.
I can do it right there.
I can get on the ball, I can get on the ball.
I can get on the ball?
Fuck.
I can do this.
I'm gonna have to turn the ball.
I can do this.
Oh, you got to get that whole ball to the back.
You got to get that whole back.
Maybe I can make it where it is.
I gotta check the floor.
It's a little bit older.
Your floor is beginning to like, 70-40.
What the, hey, get a feeling of this.
Get a, get like a back feeling.
This is what I'm at the gym with right now.
Look at this thing.
Ugh.
What are you doing?
You are right there, you know what I'm saying?
Checking my ass.
Nigga, you coulda did that on this.
I'm getting cramped.
you
You
I
Don't know
Come on
It's not about being quite you man. It's not about being weak. I need fucking my car. Let's game
I could throw 225 on that shit and snap my knee off, if you want to go heavy, but it's
I'm gonna say it cooler, right?
Yeah.
And sit up.
You chunky ass shoes.
All right.
You go all the way down or you go like halfway down?
Then sit up.
Oh my god, that was gay.
Right to the body?
Yeah.
I was a tricep.
We don't rest.
We don't get no rest.
Nah, I don't know.
Which is the three sets you're on?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's different parts of your body, though.
But, like, your heart's still...
I usually take your arm shape and you turn it over this.
Oh, that's not my arm.
I'll card you with that.
You don't have that?
Okay.
What's going on?
Like, 30-second break?
Yeah, 30-second.
Thank you very much.
you
Oh
I have 2 more left.
I got it.
What's your post for a camera?
What was it?
I should pull a strip.
What?
What do you get for that?
I got triple chicken.
Little bit of rice.
I got triple?
I got 3 servers.
Two chickens, 1 steak, half rice.
Beans, pasta
That's it.
Salsa, lettuce, sour cream, cheese.
That's what you're supposed to eat in revenue.
Oh, man.
That's that shit.
You're gonna be on the shoot.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's gonna be bad for you.
That's what I have for breakfast.
It's gonna be bad for you.
You at least know.
That's not my regular order, Chad.
Don't get your foot done.
And I did a cutting, like, I took out the rice, no less.
But it's not my regular order.
My regular order is different.
And it's chunky.
I do not yet see it.
It's chunky.
Ordering different and there's some chunky.
There's some chunky.
I do not get triple chicken soup.
Got you, screw my life.
All right, how do you get triple meat?
Oh, they do this.
That's how you feel.
How do you feel that, like?
I'm eating it with that fat.
Not, but it's just like, my time to cut fat.
Yeah, I replace the life with people on meat.
Okay.
It's like a triple meat.
Yeah.
Triple meat.
Okay.
Regular.
I'ma keep my eye on you, bro.
I'ma keep my eye on you.
Go ahead, come on, man.
That's the last one.
That's it.
Man, move!
What are you doing?
I
What happened?
I'm gonna burn like a black man
They think it's a piece of shit like that
That's not what happened, Shaq
That's not what happened
I didn't change after this, bro
They cool off
This is what it's like.
Now we're going to get that right.
Good heel press.
You get that right chap?
Will it get right?
You said your bird chap?
Yeah, your bird chap.
Awesome nigga.
My shoes will be like this.
Now you can see the whole month.
My shoes go down.
You can take a shirt off on your brother.
I think something is gonna be doing that shit.
I was gym session, why did they do that then?
I'm in security right now, I can't take it all good.
God damn.
Yo, yo, I mean.
Pull up, no I'm trying to,
pull up to how you right here.
My turn, Shaq.
Come on, I can't take this, shut up.
Fat ass.
I got some muscle in my stomach.
I got muscle in my stomach.
Damn!
You alright?
Damn!
Damn! You always make everything look hard, bro!
I'll get the light light on.
Yeah.
You know we some church bro. Oh my god. We church. I mean I'm a church. Yeah, we're chatting out right now
Are you strong?
I want to check like I'm trying to get this this the little chest out
I got a each other
What's up with you bro?
You got that US?
Move bro, move bro.
I'm still on one, I'm still on one to chud.
What we looking at right now?
We got to get before and after chat.
Let's do it. How many months?
You should try low key like 30 to 80 and you should go for 3 months for shorter.
But you try to must one more money then you do it.
You're last month.
We could do a month update and then we'll do 3 months.
Shaq, that's how we do it right now.
Are you gonna really do it on my life?
Like on your life? I'm gonna do love your life.
You gotta make it feel like on my life.
This is, this is what I was talking about, you know, we go, we go and take it back in.
Yo, you, you, you got like the frame of a person that'll have a figure, you know what I'm saying?
Buddy.
Let's see, let's put the work in.
Let's go see.
I'll throw that.
This one right there, bro.
You grab that, this one, this one, this one, this one.
Yeah, they got that.
They got that.
I'm supposed to come close to clean up. I'm supposed to put nice clothes on after this
What I got a change I got I got it. Yeah, you ain't got no you ain't get shot
Why am I gonna show it? Oh
I think I'm done crazy
I know you got somewhere to be what's how you got to be at where you got to be
Yeah
movie or some shit.
Yeah.
Oh, some protein shit.
We only got acid in it?
I guess.
What's that on?
All right, so look.
This is what's going to happen.
God damn.
Hey, get this thing of shit.
Bro, what the fucking thing is that?
Palamas.
Yo, they got a shower in this bitch?
I got a chan- I can't wear this, bro.
I can't wear this shit, bro.
Look at this shit.
I can't wear this, bro.
I'm going to stretch it out.
Oh, it's 345. I thought it was like two
It's bad words. No, I look it look backwards wrong
No, I got
the face house let me see you got like
I'm gonna infiltrate the face house
they live here right yeah
you ready? I think so yeah
I forgot to add just to that shit
location?
Yeah, I don't know anything.
What?
I don't know anything.
Alright, man.
Let's see how close the big boys live.
What time is it?
I don't know nothing.
Somebody go sit outside.
That bag.
That bag?
No, no, no.
That's your helmet.
That's everything you want.
What is that?
That's like a beauty bag.
That's it, man.
That's it.
There's a face house in there. I already had a name, but somebody's gonna be at the Wild
Creek. I want to see if I have time to start on a gap. A shower in here, shower. Let me
Let me see, do some math real quick, check.
I'm beat, I can't go straight.
Cezanne's good like this, bro, I don't know.
Why did Drake say Casanat like that, Casanat?
Some Lark Lark, bro.
And what time do I gotta be at Cezanne's crazy?
I thought it was 42 minutes from me.
You out of here, Kyle?
Uh-huh.
You know that.
W.J. Singh on a fucking shot.
Put me through the wringer.
I got a lot of motivated me to get back on my consistency.
And you can do those workouts.
And if I'm not consistent, like there's no change in the month.
I got five hundred to give this a shot.
Woo!
Hey man, see that man changed me for the better.
That's what I meant when I said that.
I keep word of things wrong, I don't think I'm worth it.
Oh yeah, you did say this shit changed me.
Yeah, for a good way though.
Good way?
Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like you're more giving now.
You know what I'm saying?
That's good, bro.
So like, if this go change in a month,
I don't have 500 gift this year.
You look, you should up that shit a little bit.
I feel like, if you really want to hold yourself too,
I feel like a thousand subs would be like, man,
I gotta do this shit.
But I don't want you to just put a small barrier
and stuff like that.
But every time it's high, you feel like,
I feel like I have to make it like, nah, I ain't giving that nigga a thousand.
I'm trying to motivate you.
I want to be like the motivation for the street.
So I'm gonna think about things, you don't want to think about things.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I just don't doubt this.
I appreciate you, son.
Nah, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Some after this shit with his arms and see if he's free.
See what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
That's all I should.
You know what I'm saying?
So I got it.
You know what I'm saying?
Your dad should let me know.
Half over there, half over there.
Hello, bro.
Alright, alright, dad.
You all safe here?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
I was supposed to be at HaZan's at four.
Dang.
There's no shower.
How am I supposed to shower?
HaZan lives 50 from where I am and even further than the FaZe house, which the shower
is at hmm wait actually let me see what a phase house is from here chat these
geometrics is not geometrically who's who's of location I got yeah what's it
what's in the face but location I got now if there's a shower here
fuck
that can be uh...
go with arky
shower with hazzan
and dad and silky the only one check chasin spotify
Hello, hello, bruh.
Chet, how was the workout, bruh?
I ain't gonna lie.
While I find this, while I find this Addy real quick,
to the face, I remember how to get there.
I don't remember the specific address.
You're player one.
On player one?
Yeah, talk to Chet about your day.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
I didn't really do much.
Holy shit, this lens is dirty.
Why didn't you guys say anything?
Clean your guys' glasses?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
You agree?
Yeah.
See, it just provides commentary.
I don't know what that means.
I don't even look in the chat.
It is not going to work.
No?
We fuckskeed?
I mean, you could always shower his odds.
Bye, chat.
Yo, if I could shower at his house, that'd be strange.
But who's gonna take over Player One,
we might gotta switch ingest.
Yo, hey, man, if I could shower at his house,
that'd be strange.
Got some dates to shoot.
I don't even know him.
I don't know if we ought to have a friendship
to be showering at each other's showers, though.
I don't know if he closed like that.
like shower to his ards yard with a hose Jenny drop ten you know what I'm
I'm calling, Hazan.
Tell him to answer the phone.
Hey, looks good, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not shaving my body. I just I just had a crazy workout first workout in like a year. And I'm trying to take a shower. Now I don't know if you fuck with me like that to let me use one of your showers.
I'm not shaving my body. I just I just had a crazy work out first work out in like a year
And I and I'm trying to take a shower now. I don't know if you fuck with me like that to let me use one of your showers
Oh shit. All right, I bet I'm heading over there now
Yeah, I'm live I've been live. Yeah, I'm live
You're close the cameras with all that
Yeah
100% got you Gary
Alright, I'm gonna get a spot.
Alright, back.
Alright, bye.
Bye.
Yo, this is weird.
I pulled it up on it.
To a niggas house for the first time.
Oh, I've been to his house before, right?
For the podcast?
Is that his house?
I don't know if that's even his house.
Maybe?
I don't actually know if that is his house or not.
I don't even think it is.
So, I pulled it up to a niggas house for the first time
and I'm about to use their shower.
Is that not crazy?
He lives almost an hour away from here, gang.
The logistics aren't logisticizing.
Yeah, it's going to get worse the later we wait.
The later we wait.
Because we're getting closer and closer to five.
And no post workout meal.
I should go on there by a protein shake while the Uber's coming, huh?
Probably.
I'll do it.
There's raising canes right there.
Yo, that's, wait, hold on. We're doing Dabby.
That's some trenching.
Yeah, that's some trenching.
Yo, why the fuck they got a raising canes around this little gym?
That's some temptation shit, man.
Niggas know niggas is ugly after they work out, bro.
Okay, LA is so wet, you know, 10 miles, it was 55 minutes, bro. Are we kidding me?
No, I didn't say the exact mileage, bro.
So y'all can fucking try to guesstimate niggas in geolocation.
Adapt text?
Adapt in text video.
What did you say in Adapt text?
Uh, Uber will be in three minutes chat. Yes or no to a protein shake. No, did it does it that now have my number?
Are you going to stream the shower?
Hazan, no, I'm not going to stream the shower
Yo, yo
Do it
Unless wait unless well, I
Don't know what your Iro streamers are up to lately. I am a desktop streamer buddy
Cap
I need his ingest how we getting his awesome disco
I'm gonna put you to good job with him
create you contact husband oh wait okay I was joking I was a troll
I was a troll I was a troll I was joking this content has always been saved
Culled in. Injust.
Oh, putty chick, putty chick, putty chick. Thank you, Chet, for reminding me.
I'll be right back.
I was gonna say
Ask K-Sounds to perform a scent while you shower and Hazan washes
Wait
Can we stream the shower?
We don't have a shower cab, can we?
do we stream the shower wait no we can't show the shower it's the arrow to
keep now let's just put the bag down
yes swim trunks
wait do we show the shower yeah change the clothes yes that's why I got this bag
right here you know that Colt he can stand and watch
get your yes
that cold shower with you
jay left you
it's jay stay on stream
home office not still on his head i promise you jay does that
jay actually didn't like i i would just
shut up
you dig in the back
If a nigga, when I know somebody's getting represented wrong, I gotta dick ride, bro.
I gotta hold it down.
Like, Emily with that Mr. B shit?
Look, if Emily actually leads, I would shut the fuck up.
Oh, we didn't do the yo-yo.
Oh, I feel bad.
Pull up on flight.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like Chattifall, you're back.
He got a tummy ache.
pull up on flight yeah yeah just like chat if you're back and you gotta you
gotta tell me
now fuck the yo yo you got enough streamers to do the damn trip what's
trick
it'll be drama was insane it doesn't even matter let me tell you how fuck how
fucked up how much the world want to see Emily's like fall like because they
don't like it for whatever reason one she was told to live stream at mr.
beast event by mr. Beast and his team that was looked like a villain on the
YouTube video she then had to add pop-up to a fake view-bottling site on her
one of her windows that Lily pop up when you play that one six seven game
everybody knows is a fake site for the most part they say she is on it all
All these other streamers is on it.
Noone got exposed for being fake.
Then they shut down the website
after releasing a fake receipt of Emily.
You gotta disclose.
Niggas don't care.
They're simply gonna call Emily a fraud or some shit.
Like nothing about the last drama on Emily was true.
Like if it was true shit,
then it's like yo, you fucked up, Gangie.
I can't, it was all cap.
And I feel like people know it's cap,
but since they don't like her,
they're gonna ignore the logic.
But if it was their favorite streamer,
they'd be brrrrrr using all the logic of the world.
But when it's someone they don't fuck with,
it's like, yo, that's just like, what are you, like,
that's not even honest, gang.
That's not even honest hating.
That's bad hate, gang.
I should have went yonder today, nooo, at the time he shit got fucked up, he certainly
shit got fucked up.
You're cringe, you're something mad dick, and you're watching me gang, and you're watching
me brah brah you suck mad dick game I already know where you from nah but shut
up y'all so they gonna see you tap dance for the paugas
yo you know what's crazy every comment that says some shit like that like I
don't know one time I was like who's saying this shit this can't be wired
dude you know like it's not even things that ever watched me bro like ever ever
They just use that as ammo get the last year the dick is a yo ice to watch bridge overly
Yeah, this nigga was hitting up like hit on me says like 2020 I searched my name in his name. I'm like, yo, bro
That's not the internet is fake chat. It's not real bro. It's not real game
Yo diggers LARP
They just LARP big wire G black yo ice to watch him every day of my life each age
You know, I'm the same I'm really the same nigga now. You just see me do shit and we're like everything I used to say
I still say and do oh shit
But I just can't have as much fun because niggas want to ruin it and it take trolls that's too serious
And I don't want to do them niggas. I'm like, you know what? I'm a troll on patreon instead. You know me
You can't handle this shit
Niggas ruined all the trolls the shit actually used to be trolls and then an audience of
people that actually believe in all the shit we used to troll about actually just came
out of nowhere like wait hold on we were trolling y'all niggas is dead ass gang y'all niggas
actually like niggas used to troll and have fun and y'all niggas that has died by this
shit I'm cool y'all can have it I ain't I ain't living on that hill I ain't down on
that hill gang you got it
Is this mine?
Yes.
Okay.
Is this us?
Yeah, that's us.
They did it.
That's us.
Us.
I started you watching you last week and you seem like a great dude thank you what made
you start watching me damn I be forgetting people like this be people's first impression
of me like the version of me now and I say version of me because like I said I have to
troll way less and be less edgy now because the stuff we were edgy joking about what
Actually jokes, but people this new wave of actual
lame-ass incel-ass cringe-ass like losers
They get no
Wanted for all the niggas that were actually joking game like what?
Yes, I know your wish was call of duty lobbies in 20. I know bro and call of duty lobbies
We used to say that game you ruined it game you ruined you ruined the jokes for you ruined it
You wasn't even playing Call of Duty back then, you're 14 years old, you were born into fucking Call of Duty, a fanciful world for you, you wasn't in the model of your two trenches, you wasn't playing Cod 4, you wasn't playing World at War, you wasn't, you wasn't playing Black Ops 2, you wasn't, you wasn't playing Black Ops 1, you were playing Black Ops 2 at 2 years old, you wasn't saying them words, you could have speak, you're a larp and you're a larper, you wasn't around, you wasn't born when Call of Duty was going crazy like that.
LARP LARP LARP, man. Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, man, a lot of communities actually might be cooked.
I thought Elon, or ex-Twitter, whatever fuck, was going to bend to see all the negative feedback.
they said all right we see the feedback we're upping group chats from 250 to
500 oh wow yo we went from 70,000 community members we're about to have 500
games whoa they said that covers most of the communities on this site yo you're
you know
we heard you we heard the complaints
All right, they set it to May 30th.
Shall we go and buy back Twitter?
Because truthfully, I can say, I used to be a Twitter.
Twitter was my favorite app.
My opinion, peak Twitter cleared Instagram, cleared all this TikTok shit, cleared.
I don't care.
Twitter was my shit.
That's a nice cyber truck color.
I really like that Cybertruck color.
The man's a fucking Cybertruck, man.
I'm trying to, I need to buy that shit back. How do I buy a bad chap?
What do I got to do to buy it back?
I
Just know yo
Yo, what's your ass? I was another young stream today
What's what's gonna farm a crazy clip
Jenny pool bear they put a tan gifted
Thank you Danny Poo Poo.
That's why America deserved 9-11.
Ass is living by the United States of Israel.
Ass if he's a spy.
Ass is thoughts of Tung Tung Shahor.
Niggas said niggas said only in cells are calling cod cooked because there's a lot of
business on it and the game is just cooked in general yo yo wait niggas said the cod
is cooked because there's girls on it what cod is cooking shit his ass what are you talking
about what public servers GG you're over here hate to
I don't think so.
His thoughts on bands are unethical 83.
That was an ethical 83 bro chill.
You gonna cut cans or trying to dox now? I'm trying to dox them bro keeping that bitch up
on dope for that bitch down sounds that I'm like put that bitch nothing lot in this
why kill this nigga so we got to go down a little earlier than usual game yeah
we got to go way down yeah bro these political shivers gang don't play
Hey, there's the one future image that don't need a geolocation
What's your driver rating? Let me see. What is my Uber driver rating?
Let's take some guesses before we get an answer I
See I see mine. I see okay
Okay, can I look at my reviews?
My Uber driver rating is 4.83.
That's good, decent.
I'd say not bad.
Not bad?
Considering all the antics that happened on the street.
I'm trying to figure out what made them give me bad ratings.
Wait, how can I check? Can I check? Can people give reasonings?
Why am I verified under how you're already just calculated?
Is an average of rent as you receive? Short wait times, courtesy?
How do I check? Out of 10 dollars out of five, right? Yeah.
You straight up, I'll bust this nigga raised in the shit when I'm strapping.
If around me on BS like that yo, what straight up diamond mud star, what are you talking about, bro?
What do you what are you upset about game I
Got a 4.97
They the what my 4.81 how I got better stars than some of y'all
He liked that nigga bro, he's not like that
What's Sunday
Minus 3.5 yo, you're a crumb you're a crumb
Minus six inches wait what what the I got a 4.7 and a geo what the hell what bad
What have you had?
I'm 4.83 what about 8 inches and thick
I asked him about his beef with s you see
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie so many people got before as you see. I don't care to hear about his
Reasonings for not liking as you see like I
Like what what even is the reason?
As we want to box as many
That's not fair don't keep fucking
Like flick as we go like what fucking choke slam as we go bro. Oh that
Like
But Asma would say to him, damn son, if you're like, I know you from the front, the worst
clip possible.
I just hate.
How do these political streamers get in these like boxes?
Like they be, how could you,
I feel like it's just so like every day
we're just reading and doing political,
I gotta ask them how do you not get bored of this shit?
Yeah, I mean, it's the news, so it's not boring,
but like, God damn, everything you say is so like crazy.
You gotta be on the internet, gotta be news,
and then you're condemned for every opinion you had.
Like I can't do it, y'all got it, bro.
That political shit is bad.
Holy shit.
Like holy fuck
But in real life cameras are off
Where I spoke and spoken to all of these motherfuckers off-strain gang. They are way more
Like normal and in the middle then on the internet it's like some radical fucking in a real life is like yo
For that most people kind of think right is and on the internet I see it come on. Yo, what?
For like every political streamer, bro
I didn't realize they're fucking normal with some shit.
I'm like, okay, what the fuck?
Mmm.
That's about 127, what's that?
What you take a foreign policy might take on the foreign policy is I feel like it's
foreign and like the policy be this is a policy filming so it's like a foreign policy policy
just foreign to us
do you understand?
that's what i think
hear me?
and the terrorists and shit
look at my gas or some shit
and like
fucking
like fucking druski
bro like
druski what are you doing with the foreign policy
of fucking terrorists
chill
Our gas is too high again.
Stop retard larking, you are smart.
I do be retard lark.
Yo, Barney calling me out of my shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, I just feel like stupid niggas are a funny game.
Like how are you that stupid, bro?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo
Max LARPING
Yo bars beyond my ass
Basta bigger was pissing me off you overly gesturing. Yo gay
I
Don't be taking shit sir like in my that y'all probably watching tight as fuck. Yo gay. I'll be I'll be like yo
I'm doing whatever game
Breanna they put a five get this. Oh, hey, baby. How's your weeks over for me?
Can you flex your arm a little bit? Oh, it looks it looks wacky. We flex a little bit
Breanna thing for the five good is I appreciate you so much
Bring on as ours could to use a shower you know shower together close my watch fuck
Zero definition, holy shit. Yeah, I'm a fat fucking chud bro. We establishes
Instablish this
When you watch him play out some patreon. Oh my god, yo gang
I want to have a living room set up bro this weekend. Oh, I want uh, what are some good games happening this weekend chat
Let's say like a Sunday if I'm home cuz I might make detours gotta have some meetings and all this state
Bro, yo, we like what appears fashion week, bro. Hope this shit works out
What do you do nice living room set up the ones I we chillin filming stream set up there
Stream set up in liberal be great, but I
Wanted to look I don't want to look chops
No, I don't want people to come to house and be like oh, this is a fucking streaming house
Like obviously the streaming like status like I don't want it to be just boom like I
Want the house to look to look clean and like homey and shit
Okay
Jenny
With the timely Ted gifted after Breman a job Jenny Jenny
Wolves nugget Saturday, oh
Rockets like a Sunday, which one you rather me watch? Y'all really want to watch the nuggets wolves for a while a lot
That's on speed ratio speed ratio who?
Oh
Jenny dead ass you got to chill it don't tell it to chill Jenny tell her nigga don't tell me to chill yeah
Logan Paul what
Yo
There's a nigga in the community that starts with the letter D
They deep dev did he I don't know I think his profile picture is a fat kid
Black and white that I forgot what he's prominent in the community. What's that nigga's name that nigga?
What's that nigga's name, bro
Definitely not I think that's the name bro. He'd be glazing
One of the vaulted names under every time she posts I think he thinks she's no he's in a relationship with his girl
Bro, she literally tests me about this nigga like yo
This thing like yo, bro
Yo, bro, I got a I got I got like two messages about that nigga, bro
He be dead-ass like
Like it's some sent shit like some slight that let's discuss me like yours
And how dare you go after one of the volume like what?
You're not why are you game?
No cap
That's an old man's too. That's like
Chat
That's like me trying to get on one of your old shits like what what are we doing? That's L man's
And I'm down bad for it looking crazy. Come on
Do that
It's pay finder. I just said she messes me like two times by the nigga
Can you think of top five current streamers right now?
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, nigga, I don't watch nothing nigga, what the fuck?
Jensie, I don't even like Jensie.
Other than that, I don't really know who else to be streaming.
Alright, well uh.
Joe Bart?
I watch him on YouTube overly.
I don't I haven't really seen of streams
Particularly all his YouTube is on stream though
Hmm I
Think Joe Barsha when a just chatting streamer of the year award or be nominated at least no
JC you know, I just thinks JC should for sure when like
Like, he probably gonna win like series 100%, bro.
If you consider like a tournament, a series,
a weekly tournament, a random game,
if you can find a way to put a title under that,
the weekly tournaments you'd be doing?
I would say so.
I feel like that should be like-
Cause all of Minus clubs were considered events.
They were?
Alvea Sanctuary shit.
Yeah.
So he just has to get like a cool name for it.
So it would be like, you feel me?
I didn't even need a cool name.
for alveus it was literally just alveus collabs
for alveus tours i think is what it was
jincey chat straight nazi i haven't looked at his chat one time so i would have known
book demand eye gum job alinity whoa
what's happening
What is this Boonerless?
Junko Chat got in 1942, they got KaiMoz, who's Junko, ain't that a fucking overwashed character?
Oh
Jesse wait, why do I come junko? There's real name wait, what she sees real name
Nick wait what? Brian.
You gotta get some monster what you mean?
Keep around the time to I am too but I guess we're on light.
What time do you have to?
How far out do you mean close up?
I saw stream of the year edit where they called him Junko and called you the avatar.
What you did?
Wait, when?
The edit was credit?
Wait, when?
Why you don't send me no fucking edit, shit?
That was pretty when why you don't why you don't send me no fucking edit shirt
You are us streaming up chill I'm going home and then go gang
shit
We are whatever we don't know we are whatever we want to do fucking streaming on they're gonna put no label on me
Ho ass nigga fuck
From feel like a disaster this month. I'm a desktop streamer
Jenny Puyo
Oh, chill, bro.
Jenny, what's your number?
Yo, what the fuck is a swaggy?
Ray, what do you know about swaggy?
Okay, so a swaggy, where did you hear that?
A swaggy is someone with overly too much,
like it's beyond swag.
Like, at this point you might be the definition of swag.
So I'm a fucking swaggy.
Why, and why did you call me one?
Oh, I called her a swaggy?
Oh, which had the big?
I ain't gonna lie, you swaggy, that motherfucker though.
You a swaggy, you a, I saw a clip.
No, no, it's not a bad thing, it's not a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
It's a good thing, right?
You a little swaggy, you a rockin' that little hoodie
and shit.
It's a compliment, it's a compliment,
It's a compliment.
Out on chat, you gotta write a book
or make a rage dictionary.
Brain, the thing is, you don't even know
how far back it goes.
That's just like, there's shit that was going crazy
back then that we just don't see right now
because it's not popping no more.
Like it just served its time during them years.
I used to be way more deep back then.
It's actually kind of calm now.
Come on, yo chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Ah, Gigi, bro.
Gigi, bro.
Yo, yo, Gigi, yo, Gigi, chill.
Yo.
Come on, yo chill, bro.
Yo chill, bro.
Stop.
Don't.
bring that back you're not bringing that back you're not bringing that we're not
bringing that back bro
chill
your uber rating gonna be two stars out through this same that shit in the uber
is crazy
nah he not gonna do that especially since I'm gonna give him an immaculate tip and
and 5 star rating
Chats so stupid Chats stop trying to make shit awkward
Give me tip
Yo, these would just be saying anything, bro.
This guy's not around as real as he gets, motherfucker.
Fuck.
This is getting more real than this.
uh she's getting really really uh uh uh uh uh jayson with the two e's is his name he got two
e's because momma was drunk when he could switch he conceived him and she accidentally put two
e's in the birth certificate when she had uh hella options on spelling j-a-s-o-n-j-a-y-s-o-n-j-a-s-a-n
jayson j-a-s-i-n but no she said let me do j-a-e-e like you're like what are we doing
childly if they for the five get in here classic they for the five get in but a classic
Just seen
They see
What if he ain't insecure about that you gotta suck it up fuck
Niggas to get roses just in flavor hydra yo, did you you sure made it streamed one time in the last four months game?
Let's talk about Jason like that
You're orphan right now you're looking for a home though, you know
Also, you can't be as a care about your bum. He asked me
Yo bro
You feel me me twi?
Let me check my phone.
Yo!
I can't.
Check.
Come on.
And listen, Benus.
What the fuck?
I sent you a dam.
I sent you a dam plus a few others to figure out a way to keep your community intact.
Oh he dandme!
Nikita beer dandme!
Wait what?
Wait, I just clicked this shit because he responded to speed.
Hey man, sorry about the sudden news, I understand it's probably frustrating after building up
a community.
or considering potentially keeping some version of Committees for Top Streamers
since that seems to be one of the few success of the Committees product.
Have you ever multi-stringed to X?
Wondering if...
Okay, hold on. It's something.
We are starting somewhere, we are starting somewhere.
We are starting somewhere.
Hold on, we are starting somewhere.
We are starting somewhere.
Okay
Yeah, no, we're not that close we're not bro chat we have a long way to go bro. We're not
Oh my god, okay, I didn't okay, so
The person who's deleted of these Twitter community DM me chat that Nikita beard dude
I'm gonna talk to him in the DM YG for a way to keep our community
Because he said only a few streamer communities are successful, including
I show speeds and hours, okay? I'm going to talk to this man to make sure y'all
don't get deleted, okay? I swear, I'm not gonna show the whole damn, but you feel me?
I'm sure you cut up this clip or daily plug, make sure you film me.
So our Twitter peeps know what the fuck going on.
And I can show the whole DM, they don't want to leak nothing.
We gonna try to save the community, alright?
We gonna try.
Wait, why is there can't be, yo, I was gonna say five minutes away, we're not even five
I'm in his way, gang.
Faggess or fee, baby, sure.
Oh, I have no connection right now.
So I'm gonna put an F in there.
Wipe off?
For life out.
I can't redraw right now, bro.
Oh yeah, we got a problem, service.
So you get backpack.
Or I could do this.
Wait, Jason.
Hey, Chad.
Do y'all see me?
The TV bag is not loading my shit.
You can't nap with them.
Chad, do y'all see me?
I can't read y'all nothing.
I can't read y'all right now.
Wait I see y'all. Is it good angle? Is anything getting leaked right now?
Hey sped we see you ugly angle. Yo update page. Yo by the way chat I think we have the worst clippers and
Like gang these other streamers are paying clippers to post them a million times a fucking day gang
We can have updates fucking
Yo updates yo, bro
I
Shave that shit man. Why bro and pay the night paint on nigga to post me crazy
Then pay them. Oh, you come out like deli plug in them. Oh no, no, no up this with scammy. So yeah, no
Billy plug page begin like
fucked up too much
So I don't know they like blacklist them so many times
It cooked his account.
I texted you your merch website and some other content stuff.
If you didn't see it, bet.
I'm not updating you, but go to Lillie yet, because I fucking tweaked on his ass.
Talk to Nikita.
Should I text him?
Nikita Beard. Have you ever muttied something?
Wait, what?
It's.
You know, wait, Chad,
what if every calm gets deleted?
Us?
Speed?
And there's a few other communities stay?
And I'm gonna make a tweet.
I'm gonna make a tweet.
Come on.
We gonna save this shit, Chad. Don't worry about it.
I feel nauseous in this angle, gang.
us
Holy fuck journey money Jenny money penny penny penny penny Jenny money
Jenny any money money many many any funny any ready?
Thank you, Jenny
Boom
My Twitter, I actually feel so nauseous doing this
How far are we?
Leave that anger back
By Jenny a Birkenness on Jenny what type of bag you like
Jenny, what type of bag you want?
I'm passing out bags, I don't want ones.
Nah, she bought that shit, damn, there she is.
Jenny can buy you a Birkin.
I forgot I was a sugar baby, my fault.
I'm the sugar baby here.
Pass the Birkin on to Lady Dub.
Dub, you already told me she don't like Birkins.
I got bubblegum.
I like the Chanel you got.
Oh, hey Johnny.
He's lying, but he's not wrong.
She does not.
She does not like that shit.
Give us a kiss.
No.
Just say I do.
Let me have you.
You're gonna sell that shit.
You're gonna get a little burnt in.
This might be the latest.
Hazan will be live since COVID.
Has on doesn't be live this long. Oh
I thought we all wait, you don't be laughing this time. It's gotta be cat
He has six hours
He does eight hours starting around 11
He does nine hour streams you gonna be alright
Breanna this beat is on a manning supersonic hypnotic funky fresh
Thank you, Breanna. Thank you. But I you know, you're beautiful. Thank you, baby
I
Preach
Jempre do you need a house husband? No, she don't nigga
Jenny I don't know about you, but Percy yo sup such I put better in her back
8 hours 7 days a week unless he's flying or doing media hits I'll kill myself, you know
as long as you a grinder gang, I can't talk to these niggas 8 hours a day every day, even
though I have been doing it since, oh my god I can't even say that I've been doing it,
oh my god, we shooting everyday since I came back, I can't even fucking lurp, god dammit.
You used to grind 8-10 hours a day without showing me every other day?
I'm just showing you every day.
We did an OBS in 11 hours on 420.
What are you talking about?
You need to go back to every other day look yeah I ain't gonna lie that was my shit
Every other day was calm. I'm not gonna lie it was like I can't even cap I look you fuck with every other day
I look you like every other day butter now this cop
I
Called that far we use your fingers
I'll tell you look up down for a little bit
Wait
Did I go to the right?
No way you do that two days in a row.
No, it's the same as yours.
Alright, same exact one I was sent to me.
Oh, shit.
Wait, oh, okay, oh, oh, oh, wow, oh, shit, okay, all right, let's, I'd rather just switch
and just for a quick geo switch and jest to someone
that's his
They don't want to see his honor husband. I'll be just talking without me game. You don't mean is that like fuck?
Oh, you want to go to a zon a zon ingest check?
They're dead
They want to death
I
Just make it rich
Hey, you can see the flick through the geo you go to Huzzah you go to dad you go to a little Allah
Y'all will see me in there
at this
might be my last stream on this POV in this crib maybe no no no there's
definitely gonna be one more stream in this house definitely one more in this
house but then y'all will see okay just listen just a little bit longer I need
y'all to keep the faith bro I love y'all to flock and I miss y'all and I
I appreciate everyone showing love, bro,
and being patient and understanding with me, especially,
because I know, obviously, I have not straightened.
Nearly a fraction of as much as I did last year,
or as much about, I would like to.
Because, obviously, all this stuff
is going on behind the scenes,
and I want to really make sure that all of it
is in the right place, everything's lined up,
so that when I do go back on the gas,
I don't have to worry about it.
And we're just about there.
So just know I miss y'all, I love y'all,
and soon y'all will see.
Okay?
NFL Draft Party, it's okay.
Don't be a single vlogger.
For real though,
I'm gonna start putting that on my Twitch silo, bro.
I'm excited, I really am for you guys to see.
And for everyone, too, like everyone's calm and all this.
Cause it really would be such a fucking hell if we did it.
You know what I mean?
That was the main thing, like it would be such a hell
if we did it, like there's no way we don't.
So, trust.
Not letting that happen, bro.
I love y'all.
I miss y'all.
I'll see you soon.
I'll see you one more time, at least in this house.
OK?
At least one more time in this house.
But yeah.
Before you know, man.
Wow.
Let's hold this thing.
Yeah.
That looks like, look, I don't care what nobody says.
I don't care what the first two games look like we got it. This is us tell me
Yeah, go for that.
Oh, you're watching the screen.
Can we see how?
I can meet you out there.
What's up, buddy?
I like your shirt man.
I feel like I'm playing a game bro.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm so worried this is for the judge.
We got to reach out the way man.
Yeah, we're man.
I should get to that?
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
What you mean what?
We're doing it.
Yo, have a seat, Maynard's in America!
Hold on, let me get one Maynard!
Yo, they got Sarapas kids in America!
Would you know about Maynard's, chat?
He he he!
You too, bro. I'll bring you to the candy.
Oh my God, I used to stand the old ones when I was getting away.
Woo!
Oh my god, yeah, I gotta bring some manners back with the ANP guys man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pull up.
Good game. Thank you man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What up, bro? How you doing, man?
I'm good, sir.
I'm doing my things.
I know you probably got a job,
but putting your family in the town now is a good thing.
You said fitness?
What's that? No, no, I work here.
Oh, yeah.
We're taking a photo.
Oh, it's this.
I had a better place than anyone else who gets you.
I guarantee that.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, thanks.
I'll put the bag in my pocket.
Yeah, you just...
Damn.
Where are you?
Yeah.
I just got a ticket flow.
I got a ticket flow.
Yeah.
I just got a ticket flow.
Oh.
It's not free like this one, but...
Oh.
Hey, good.
Oh.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I got one from the people here.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Look at that funny guy in there.
Oh, fire. I see what I said.
I was just trying to do nothing.
We had to rent this game.
We're already mad, bro.
This is the first ride I've ever been to.
No, I haven't even been to the park.
It's bad. It's bad.
Everybody knows it's bad.
Everybody knows it's bad, bro.
But I was not even wearing it properly.
You got a style bag.
I need it.
That's a fake.
From right here.
Got us a hate-ass nigga right there.
I didn't tell him what he said.
You know where we're going?
Uh, not yet.
I think it's gonna be around.
I think it's gonna be like,
like one of these dudes here.
I love this in the middle of the port, I'm happy.
It was on a base-
I'll take base, man.
I'm not boozy, man.
Happy to be here.
Cardiom is just an asset of the guys, like what they do.
What you doing here, man? What do you do for a living?
What made you want to come out here?
I might want to grab some food for the game set though, but I know what the game set's gonna be.
It's gonna be locked in.
Yo Bill!
What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for you.
Okay.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Me too, bro.
Let's go.
Look at the haircut, Jeff.
Why are you, why are you, why are you what dude?
I like that.
Got it?
Yeah.
Oh my god, is that sign?
Yeah, sign.
Fire.
How would I wear it?
Uh, maybe like a duffer, huh?
I'm going back now.
Is that comfortable?
Bro, you're just doing things.
I'm going!
Uh, your hair's potential?
My hair's potential.
Yeah
I
Well some guy gave me a business card says everyone four-side tickets
I wonder if they're like good you just said y'all give it to you anytime you want to come port side
and his business part like wasn't even like for the NBA
I even fire that door you said cmb cmb
I
of course, they're still going to be issues. Unbelievable amounts of issues, unbelievable
amount of issues that no other group is subjected to with the exception of native people, right?
Is that simple?
Except most of the universe, but you can't see it.
But if they were, when they do the math, the matter,
All right, all right, ladies and gentlemen, special guests in the building.
You got your chair right there your rage.
Let's head in.
You smell great.
You know what's crazy?
What?
I just doused myself in mad cologne because when you, as soon as you walked in, walked
out the bathroom.
Uh-huh.
Turn the shower on.
Close the thing up so the shower head start running.
Uh-huh.
It's cold.
After about 30 seconds, the water stopped.
Hazan.
Wait, what?
Maybe it's just a little glitch or some shit. So I turn it back off then turn it back on
We I gotta like ten seconds to stop. So like I
He might be speaking fast. He doesn't he doesn't live beyond means you're not calling no plumbers another
He I yeah, yeah, yeah, no exactly. I live I live like a broke boy. I haven't get gifts through
Yeah, bro, this is how it is
Yeah, yeah, I got another get
Wait, what?
Yeah, how'd you know?
Now I got you.
You know what's crazy?
That's leave the arc.
I'm on right now, game.
I watched one piece with my with my
chat on Patreon all the time.
We try to catch up.
That's crazy.
Who told you this shit?
Don't worry about it.
Who told you?
Don't worry about it.
Who told you game?
Don't worry about it, dude.
Oh, don't give me a gift before I stream, bro.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Look, listen, and I know you know
That means you did your research and I know you know that my favorite sour patch kids is the water sour patch water
Melon sour patch kids, but you didn't get it because you know, they're gonna be like you do I'm saying
But it's cool. Yeah, we wanted it. We wanted to avoid
And he clicks we wanted to avoid getting a racialized water the watermelon sour patch kids. Yeah, yeah
That's what it is, but he's my second favorite. I got a lot
Thank you, bro. No problem. No problem
I what are we doing after by the way on your stream because I'm gonna be on your stream after this
We're going to be doing chat vice right now. And then once chat vice is over
We're uh, I'm going to be on your stream. I'm going to go to your your bmb. I ain't gonna laugh
I don't even know what the fuck we doing, but I'm gonna figure out what we doing. That's how I roll
That's how I roll, bro. Okay. All right. I'm gonna get a text. Oh, we doing this. I bet I'm gonna pull up there
We can we can we can talk about the straight of hormones and you know all the stuff that's going on with iran if you want on your stream
You know and the in the form the form the foreign form policy. Yeah, well, I will say oh, yeah
Also get close to the mic, but I will say you know there is a non zero chance that you will be plastered all over Fox News
If we do that, but you got the big boys on this bitch that you be on Fox News and she's seeing that in them
For the last month Fox News has covered me at least twice a day
every single day. Today they cover me six times. Wait, yeah, they did six pieces today.
Wait, what do you what should be something like what? Yeah, what do they say on you? Oh,
yeah, today they have me on every single broadcast from morning. But that's kind of swag though.
Yeah, that's the big leagues. It don't get much bigger than that. That's why that's why I always
joke when people are like oh my god you got this drama that drama from like you
know streamers and I'm like I have entire governments after me so this is I
have government ops all right let's get into it then you know we're not gonna
let's get into it I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that
it's not live it's fine it's not working with the Israel's or some shit what you know what the Israel's
he's dead but he was working with Israel yes I don't know I see some videos game no
he's definitely I think he's dead I think they they killed him I don't know
look. That's what I think. What do you think? Locked up. Uh huh. Yes. I don't think he killed
himself. It's either the Moussa came through and killed him because he knew too much information
or they fake his death. The Moussa or they fake his death and he's out there going crazy
still game. Yeah, no, I think, I think they, uh, they killed him and I don't even think
it was Moussa. They killed him. I think it was the American government. They killed him,
But he was working with Mossad for sure.
That's definite.
Like the former prime minister of Israel, Ehud Barak, was at his house pictured by paparazzi
in 2016, years after they knew he was a pedophile.
What the fuck was he doing?
He was doing that.
He did on his eye?
What the fuck was he doing at the mansion, New York mansion of Jeffrey Epstein?
So are you working with Mossad?
Am I working with Mossad?
They said there's a stream of spy this bitch, bro. If there was one shimmer who's definitely not working with massage. It's probably me they want I
Mean half of this shit is because it is real that like half of the reason why people yell at me all the time is because it is real
So, okay, because I've who do you think the shimmer spies there?
Who do I think the same name?
I will I have burnt peanut. I was I was you know, you need to burn peanut
I think Bermpena is is live broadcasting from Tel Aviv
That's number one. I think Ludwig is a spy
Ludwig. Yeah, Ludwig is a spy, but wait not for Israel, but he's a spy for for
Which kind of French intelligence, I think he's a French what what what what?
He's just that he's French. That's what it is. I think it's French. Yeah
What yeah
See you didn't even know cuz he's a good spy and then wait something's the same Rekai. Oh, yeah
Listen, I don't think it's the same Rekai, but I don't know I feel like Rekai will spoil all the plans and shit
Or maybe that's what they want us to think. Yeah, maybe they want us to be dumb to be the spot
I don't think Rekai's spot. Uh, Los Poyos
No
I got people knows he's he he got I cooked them when he was what was it?
He was like talking about ice. Yeah, and I was like you're a fucking idiot
And then he got so mad at me and he went on this like rant and he had to like delete and then apologize for what he said
about ice and
Ever since then he like he thinks he thinks I said that he thinks I criticize him about ice because of because he was like yelling about
How I zap my dog or something and I was like no dude. It's just because of the ice thing
and
Then he also decides to follow him and then he soft-blocked me
To make me unfollow him, which I haven't followed him again until now. I just did
No, so the mommy just followed you back, bro. Well not follow me back. He's never followed me. He's he's never followed me
He hates me. He's such a disingenuous fuck. Oh, you get I like press you game
He slid on that shit
I said brother, what are you saying?
Yeah, he's he fucking hates me and he thinks I'm getting paid by foreign entities
Yeah, he thinks I'm being paid so now I'm doing a reverse. I think he's being paid by foreign entities
I think y'all need to patch that up. I'm down. I I love those poyos. I think he's fucking hilarious
My rush more all time bro. I think he's fucking hilarious. He's funny after playing like unintentionally, but still oh
And then he oh, yeah, we caught him in real-time botting his likes on Twitter
But he went from like he was getting ratioed every time I said something to him
And then he went from like 25 likes to like 2000 likes or something and then it stopped
Yeah, he was he was definitely he's definitely bought but it's all good. I don't
How do you know it wasn't a
Yes, you're there a Los poyo Snipe squad fan that saw their goat getting ratio like fuck that my dog can't get ratio
Oh, you think you don't think it was him who?
Bought the bots. It was a fan that tried to save him by botting it
Okay, I mean that's fine. That is if that story is true
Oh, okay. You're defending it. No, I don't know that story. You're defending it. Show me right now that story. Shoot. I got you. Okay.
Okay. Well, I love Los Poyos. I was very sad when he
When he came after me it really made me sad, but here's the thing
I think you can still disagree with people and because so lost did treat some bullshit one time
I will I'll reply. It was about some ice. Yeah, I replied to him. Mm-hmm
But me and him we still cool. We talked it out in the day of the test. Let's just do my brother
I think you could disagree with this and still well, we don't know each other at all
That's why he was he's been always like
What did you say when he tweeted that what was do you come out?
No, no
He came at me out of nowhere with the with the kai should he was like this guy fucking killed his dog all this stuff
He was going crazy, but he was also scared that I was gonna sue him
He literally is he was like oh, I'm defaming him
And and then he hit up he hit up excuse you to be like
I'm really worried that he's gonna sue me and she was like, don't worry, dude. He won't sue you
Because it he I think ecc she leaked it or someone
Someone leaked it
Someone said the thing I ratioed him with
Posted yeah, it was it was leaked. I don't know how it was leaked, but I posted
I did a photo of me dog walking him like Grand Theft Auto. He said, he said, yo, Hassan,
the hunt and waited for the right second to trigger his in cell community as a revenge
for my fucking dog, Charlotte dog, a shock car, tweets, these motherfuckers always got
an agenda.
Nothing you say about me will convince the real ones that you're a fucking freak. You
would be your fucking dog and you're a liar, pussy. So I posted this. I said the only dog
I put the shock collar on was you yesterday. When you deleted those tweets about ice and
cried like a bitch. And then he also hid my reply because I ratioed him.
Okay, listen, this is a guy. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and act like that's not this is a
guy. This is a this is a you don't say. I feel like y'all should just have a conversation
voice. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Anybody's seen this clip outside of twitch. This is AI.
This is AI as fuck. The numbers is not real right there again.
He's never gotten he's never gone ratio
Start Chad vice bed time so wait hold us early game. I'm gonna be going to bed
I end the stream at like I
End the stream around like 7 p.m.
Or 6 p.m. Sometimes what I'm tired. I've been more tired lately
Oh, there was also this and this yo, I kept ratioing
We ain't we're not we're gonna
Yo, yo, yo
The next time the situation like this happened the lowest hit me up. I'm good with the responses game
Was cooking you game?
I'm good with the responses. I got you bro. Yeah, he
Going you you you shot your dog you shot your dog. I was like, no, I'm shocked you you're my dog now bitch
But yeah
Don't lie even slacking an industry my file. Okay, everybody calm down. It's true though. I haven't any
Why do you have three cameras in your game? I have a lot of cameras in here
But that's the Kaia a bed cam, but I moved it earlier because I was moving the desk up
And then you got this one you got that one that I use as my single and then that's the guest camera
Yeah, I look better on this kind of chat or mine at home, bro
a little bit or another. Really? Wait, not to be ruled or anything. What?
Oh, Chad Vice is a great question. Great question. We can start the segment on that one. So I've done
this with, uh, uh, adapters as well. And, uh, and, uh, what we do is basically we'll, I have a bunch
a bunch of people on my Discord that have issues like,
you know, dating issues, advice, they need advice,
life advice and whatnot.
So they come in with questions ahead of time
that we go through.
Okay.
Okay, and then my producers look through all of it.
Go through.
Yeah, and then they find some of the best ones.
Okay.
And then, hold on, I'm gonna post this as well
to plug it that we're live and we're doing it.
But, and then we just give him advice.
Okay, that's easy enough.
Yeah.
I feel like I've been through a lot of things
in life to give him some great advice.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially with the husk.
I got to get some tips on the husk.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I feel you.
Chad, don't kill yourself.
Doomsday Avengers from the drop.
You gotta see that shit.
At least hold off or see how you feel after that shit.
You got Spider-Man from the drop.
GTA 6 dropping this year too.
Oh my God.
And they got, and they got, and they got Doom 3 dropping
at the same day as Doom.
You gotta see who do the better box the box numbers. I feel like doomsday is but don't dream I have a better overall rating game
Yes, yes, of course. Don't dream I have a bet definitely
So one is gonna have a better rating than you feel me
Avengers if you think about so you're still you're still Avengers is that one?
Hold on, bro. You're still you're still watching like all the yeah, yo game
Look, you want to know my never killer yourself list one piece hasn't ended yet
You have to outlive the state of Israel, okay?
That's definitely another one for me.
And you also have to outlive the Trump administration as well.
So those are the, those are the, and you're gonna have to-
I heard them niggas trying to run it back a third time.
I don't know how that's gonna be possible, but they trying to do some shit like that,
right?
Well, he's not really abiding by the rules at all.
So who knows?
And then also, well, I did say, grant the thought of six.
So those are the those are like the reasons I think plus what's right with Avengers Avengers is lit
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like the last Avengers movie that came out was it was endgame
I don't really care for any game like what infinity war?
I've been tapped out. I've been tapped out of Marvel shit
For the most part and then when I do they drop you gonna tap back in I got I oh, I'll probably watch it
I have like Marvel fatigue
Yeah, well DC I
I mean, I it's the same with like all the big all the big fucking universes. Wait
So you really like one piece like yeah, I love one piece
I'm caught up. Oh
Yeah, I'm I I mean, I like Superman for DC the last superman was pretty good. You know, it's crazy. Well, I
I thought Superman was you didn't like it. That's not I didn't like it. Damn. I enjoyed myself watching it
But I don't need to run it back. I don't need to watch it twice. I'm cool
You're not cool. I don't know I am now. I'm not caught up on the manga if that's what you're saying
Wow caught up on the show. That's bad taste, you know, you know, it's crazy
You know what I like better than Superman. What do you like better than Superman, Brad? Thunderbolts is better than Superman game. I
Didn't watch Thunderbolts
It's yeah, bro. I like won't be so much. I got a wanted poster for Kaia
I got wanted I got Tony chopper back there
Another wanted I got the LA Los Angeles Lakers one piece framed up
And then another one piece posted back there, too. I got it. I got all over
Yeah
That's some shit back there. Yeah, your mom is blank right now. I got it. Yeah. He got master chief. Oh my god
Oh, yeah, I have a lot of stuff man. I've been I've been
Collecting things
Yeah, yeah, I do from way back in the day
Back when I was facing the fuck up. We don't phase up anymore. We phase down now
I've been phasing down
Yeah, we don't face. Yeah, I don't I don't phase up anymore. I used to like see I can't even do it. I just
Oh, it's not coming back. Let's say phase return with a bunch of other streamers. Uh-huh. Are y'all supporting them?
Um, depends on the streamers. I don't I know probably I mean, I don't know.
I have no I have no allegiance to phase. Uh, whatsoever. Hmm. Who are they gonna? Who would they bring it back with?
Um, uh, clavicular. Clavicular. Raka. Raka. Okay. Um,
Let's be going crazy. Oh, yeah
How do you feel about looks matching this shit? I'm the og on that. No, I'm the lead the og
I I used to be in those forums
I would like because they would talk about me in those forums would be like, oh, this guy's like a fucking
He's a liberal, but he's like kind of has a chad physiognomy
Like this was like 2018 2019
Okay, so they're saying you're the first sexing to go on that side is what is before before they before it got like
mass produced on on TikTok and shit.
That was, you know, they used to they used to talk about that stuff.
You know, it was my first expose, like first time I get exposed on something
when I was coming up on YouTube like 2017,
actually posted a sponsorship of it's a what the fuck of a fucking filler.
Like, you know, fillers and shit that clad me doing.
Yeah, I voted actually one time, but now I got roasted in the comments.
promoted pillars
Hear me out, bro. What the fuck I was 20 years old and college broke his fucking game
I'll tell me five bands to put that shit in the YouTube video. I took that shit with the swiftest
You say anybody in college right now you're not taking five thousand dollars right now to post a little video
You tripping bro, and then I got roasted on I believe you that shit
All right, well speaking on that speaking on embarrassing all right, we're moving on to the next segment here
Let's do it. Let's do Chad Vice. Where is the Chad Vice channel? Screening room,
pre-screening, ready for stream on air. Okay, we're here. We are on air.
Yo, what's up, nigga? Oh, you're not in here.
Uh, hello, Rach, when he hears about polycule, what is that?
What was that?
What's a polycule?
You're about to find out.
I'll let them explain it if there is any polycule situation going on.
What it is.
All right, we're on air.
Oh, wait, I'll text my, uh, we are ready.
Are you there?
I'm here.
All right.
We're we're ready for our first victim. Okay. Before I bring anybody in, can I ask you a question? Yeah, what's up?
Do you know who Tyler catastrophe is?
No, oh my god. Who's Tyler catastrophe?
It's a deep dive you need to do on stream. It's so good. I can't even go into the details of it
This is my producers. Oh, what's up producer?
How are you?
How are you? I also was doing Austin Sheen whatever he was on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I wasn't there. I wasn't there, but I was like helping with chat.
That's fine. That's fine. That's dope. Okay. So the first person I'm going to bring in, let me bring him in. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Welcome to chat.
Vice, what's your name, your pronouns and what's your problem?
Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.
My name is Nick Hill.
My pronouns are he, him, I'm a huge fan.
Hassan, I love you, dude.
You're right here. I see a lot of myself in you.
Hi, Rage. I love you, too.
You guys are great.
uh um yeah Hassan what you do is really important but yeah i'm gonna give him some of my stuff
uh so i'm you know i'm 28 years old uh i live in the midwest i'm trying to go to keep things big
but you know my name is my name um you do you have your full government name when you came in you came in
hot yeah that's my full name i mean nickill is just nickill's a full name it's it's that that's my name
That's a cool name, Nikhil.
Isn't that a funny question?
No, I think it's a very common name.
It's a very common Indian name.
So yeah, I lived in the Midwest and about a year and a half ago, I was broke living
at home, not a lot of prospects, and I just started talking to someone online, and it's
It's been like a year and a half and we've like developed a good relationship kind of.
It's like we talk about like a lot of stuff about each other's lives and everything and
I'm trying to go up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend or at least start dating
to start to seriously consider it together.
Question.
I guess, yep.
Yep. Have you had discord sex with hell yet?
No, no, no, no, I was gonna get to that
We've met in person well, we're gonna meet in person tomorrow
Hopefully and that's why I'm gonna ask her in person before
No, well briefly oh great
It was like it was like it was like very briefly, and I don't think she would remember it. So like it's not
I'm gonna get to it. She's actually I would I could I consider her famous. She's a sex worker. She's like a mildly famous porn star
And I have like we like maintain we maintain like a consensual relationship. I haven't like I told you I was broke
I was not a subscriber. I was not like sending her gifts. I wasn't doing none of that
We were just talking look at him like he's already preloading that he's not a sim. Yeah, you're preloading them. Well, guys. Yeah, okay
Keep going. Yeah
I mean, I mean like so that's I'm we because
What I'm trying to get is that like if we meet and I've told this I've told other people this before if we just have sex
I would be kind of disappointed, you know, because that's not really what I'm looking for
I think she's kind of a wonderful person
And I'm trying to like trying to initiate like an actual relationship here the fun and the reason I'm asking for the face
The porn star
She's a porn star. Yeah, so the reason I'm asking these questions because is because Hassan, you know
You've in the past have dated a sex worker
So when I like when I when I genuinely from the bottom of my heart say her vocation does not bother me
Right that like, you know her job was her job and then like who she is at home is who she like that's
What kind of meat are you working with?
Let me just put it right there.
I think he's got a guy.
You need to be able to go meet for me with a lot of these guys.
I won't recommend this to the meatless.
I will say I'm an intimate person.
I like intimacy.
I like to go for a long time and a good time.
I think I'm a good lover.
I think I can like...
because porn sex is not real sex.
And I've had real sex and real sex is like intimate.
And you laugh and it's really fun and like so I think it's it's it can be beautiful
If you're fucking for hours if you're fucking for hours, you're gonna laugh at some point
For the record, they're not they're not all
I don't think anybody really is a size queen you can like
I'm around like the reason why I asked that question wasn't whether you're capable of satisfying her
The reason why I said that is because like
Are you comfortable with your unit because some of these guys have you know some of these guys are working with
Woppers and it's not for it's not for the faint of heart if you're gonna be in a relationship with someone you're good
As long as you're confident
I'm not I'm not I'm not above watching her scenes. I've seen like her stuff and
And sure, but like, you know, it's like making a woman come is fun, right?
I like to do it. I like to eat. I'm an eater. I'll be honest about that.
So I will like, I can, I can do that for like a long time.
I've been with women and I feel like I can like handle it.
I'm not incompetent. I'm not incompetent on a vagina.
When you say you go for hours, is that a one night?
Are you not in multiple times?
I mean when you're going for hours sex is all about like it's about like build up and then you eat you
Let me you do oral you do like you different do different positions you like nothing is not the point
It's about pleasuring them right you got pleasure so like but it gets to a point
How many hours we talking three hours you're not even pussy 45 minutes and then you know I'm saying like what we talking about
Wait, are you not eating pussy for 45 minutes?
Let's get to the question, because we got other people too, this is a wonderful conversation,
but what's the issue?
What's the sensitive problem here?
Well, what I was trying to get at is what I'm saying is, will I get into this relationship
not thinking of externalities that I'm not considering now?
Because I was asking you specifically because you might have experienced with this.
Am I overshooting?
What kind of jealousy I'm stepping into?
Why, like, what kind of things am I not thinking about at this moment when I, like, genuinely
care for this person?
Okay.
Um, well, first of all, a couple of things.
Number one, you're not getting catfish, right?
Like you, you got the follow for follow on Instagram and stuff.
Like you've definitely checked to make sure that this is not like.
We have each other.
We have each other's like, we have each other's phone numbers.
We've like, sent each other's videos.
I've sent her like my, uh, my ID and she sent me like videos of herself.
Like, yeah.
We've chat we've tried it like yeah, it goes crazy. Have y'all been on my face time before?
Yes, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You sent your ID this little crazy, but all right
Well, I wanted to give her the peace of mind because I'm like I don't want her to meet like a complete stranger
And this is like I don't know this is this might be in our personal life. She's not charging me for this shit
You know what I mean? Like she's not on the clock. So am I
I'm trying to give her
Wait, what? Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm trying to meet her tomorrow. Yeah, I'm on I'm on the way to Chicago right now
So I'm trying to okay. Okay. You're revealing
What has she has she related to you that she wants like uh like that type of relationship with you
That's not just sex like she likes you for who you are and she wants to have like you know
She's she yeah, she's basically said like she's never dated younger than herself
But I've like made her reconsider that and now she's like
She did she said like if I could date you I would and I was like, okay
Let's try to make that reality and then I was like let's meet up this weekend. So okay question also
There is one angle that you may have considered or you might not have considered I
Am a little bit of a free spirit my parents basically gave up on me, right?
They're Turkish, but they gave up on me when I told them I was dating the whole star. So what's the parent angle here for you?
Yes, okay, my I told my friends and that's all they talked about
They just asked me about my parents and I did not even like consider because I don't give a fuck. I'll be on I'll be honest
I'm also a fail son. My parents do not give a shit about me
So okay, if they're like, you know, if they're if they have a problem with it, here's the thing if I
Worst case scenario I get are pregnant. My parents are gonna kick out the kid. You know what I mean? Like I think they'll
I'm repeating something. I'm repeating something I was told so that's not like something I consider
because somebody said that to me. I'm like, okay, that's true.
I'm like, okay, that's true.
And they were like, Nikhil, like if you ever in a hypothetical scenario impregnate a porn
star, we will kick the kid out. Like not you, not the porn star.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't even understand this.
Actually, they have they had said this but not about a porn star. They said if I get anybody pregnant
They will kick me out and keep the kid. Oh
Yeah, they would they would they would kick me out and then they would like raise the kid
But do you see I think like that's okay?
Yeah, oh
If my son was living with me he had to have kicking his ass out to what the fuck
I'm out.
What the fuck are you going to have to do?
What?
No, but like 28 years.
Well, okay.
We're like Indian parents.
Okay.
Yeah, exactly.
You gotta be a man.
Listen, with Indian parents, trying to move out is impossible with like immigrant parents.
These people will not let you know.
Try it like actually try to move out with these people.
It's impossible.
Okay.
So, so.
I have money, man.
I have like a job for like a while.
I can move out.
Okay.
What I will tell you angle wise like the reason my ass is like
When I was when I was with my partner who was a who is a porn star
She did not actually do any other shoes like it was on her own religion. I didn't care like I was like you can do whatever you want
There were you know many advantages to it as well as far as exploration and things of that nature, but
But except for one instance, there was, she did one shoot and I didn't really care about
it.
I had no, like we had a more open relationship and so I, I wasn't, you know, it didn't, it
didn't bother me at all.
But then again, I'm very confident with what I bring to the table.
So that's the reason why I was saying it's not, you know, it's not for everybody.
I thought, yeah, I did it for us.
What I heard that she was actively doing porn when you're there. No, she was she was on hiatus
But but I didn't care like I was like you can do whatever you want. It wasn't for me. Oh
You know interesting. Okay. Okay. Well, hold on
Call her when you say you didn't care. Does that mean you didn't care about her? What does that mean?
No, like I didn't care if she would do porn or not
It was a it was a more open relationship. So you was fucking all sues, which is saying
Wait, so Nick Hill it is she
Retiring or she's gonna keep doing her scenes as well. What if y'all get together? You know that you have a conversation with
She shoots very sporadically because she has children like she has like two kids
So she shoots like maybe like I don't know a couple weeks. I have like every three months
She doesn't like leave her kids a lot, you know, she's in the town all the time. She's just here
So she doesn't work all that often maybe she will later, but I don't
I don't mind it like I'd like I
I'd love to be a part of that world, you know, it doesn't it doesn't like bother me. Hmm
Okay, uh
I think
Like the point is like are you gonna be confident if if she was like I am gonna do
double pen
Uh meat scalore like are you gonna be fine with that or is that going to bother you?
I don't want to put her name on blast or anything, but she's
Mention any of that. Okay. You already I'm not gonna no
know. That is definitely one thing you can't uh dating a sex worker is like uh learning about
consent in in like there's like a scientific theory and anonymity and also learning about
a lot of of you know important parts of privacy uh so that's definitely something you got to be
very careful about. Yeah don't ruin her motion game. Niggas not gonna be watching that shit
if they know she got a boyfriend and shit. No that wasn't the reason. The only way to find out
It's a dip yo you got it. You got a link here tomorrow and see what the vibes is in person
I feel like you know you could read her better out of I really look at her and look for having conversations
Nothing you could do right now, but really go into it and you got to be truthful with yourself, bro
You got to be truthful that you all that no one actually getting double rail trained on big man
Then goes down her throat all that shit is not gonna fucking bother you. That's not gonna bother you
I feel you gonna be straight
Listen, I have I've got my own past. Okay. I've done like I don't want to put myself on blast either either
But like he's all crazy shit. I don't have no man
But like I
Don't I don't look I've put my name out here, but like I don't have to like get into details
I'm trying to be anonymous of with like this person that I want to be serious with you know
You seem confident. That's a good thing. If you are, if you're, if it's not going to be an issue for you at all, then then go right, go right for it.
I'm trying to get her, I'm trying to get her to watch you, man. I'm trying to get her to watch you, her and her kids, like, as like a positive, you know, view of masculinity, dog. So.
Okay. All right. Well, cool. I mean, there's a lot of sex workers that are in this community. They watch so
No, no, no
Regular is gay as hell, bro. He's gay. I mean
That's that's the suspicion
What? Hey, son, I'm not I don't know how much time I got left man, but like look
You're really important to this movement. You're really important to the world. Oh keep doing what you're doing
I really love you. I actually I've been on stream before I was at the U of M rally
You keep you know, he's not by he keeps leaking more private details about himself
I'm trying to I'm trying to save this man for him from himself. Wait
That was shocking to you you think it's I'm out. Hey, have you seen a video of clavicular kiss a girl?
Yes, yeah, yeah, he kisses like he's in a k-drama
Okay, um, like have you ever seen like in k-dramas the way they kiss watch them kiss
Like this they kiss like this
I mean
Like that. That's how he kisses girls
Is it because you know how to I don't know baby. Maybe you don't have no lips
No one focus on got a lips like that. I just I don't know but
Anyway
He kisses like he kisses like Josh Holly and his wife's Christ. What the fuck is that Josh Holly and his wife? Oh
Shit, what the all right? I mean shit fuck
I
Don't know if you dare not I can't put gay allegations on a nigga. I don't know I don't know enough
I gotta watch more. Okay. All right. Well, you got you want to see you want to review the tapes check?
Give us some tapes. I see my dog in the sucky sucky. I'm sure you can't even mad at him. Okay. All right next next
Chatter for Ogan a question. I just want to know how long
Are we gonna go with this just so I can like order? I mean, I was gonna go for like a an hour and a half
We can go even longer. It's up to you. I'm here for a good time. All right. All right. We'll go for an hour and a half
Also, I just want to say that I have got chatted last time and I didn't listen to anybody and it backfired
So if you do get to advice, you should definitely follow it. Oh, yeah
Clavicular is reading arrow ace not just gay. What's maybe what is aro is a romantic ace is asexual. I'm asexual
That's not true. I mean, what what I've seen I've seen the
No, see
That's what people confuse you with the asexuality. I could do slight. That's me pleasuring my chat. Uh-huh if you're a
When my chat needs some I give it to him. I'm in a relationship with my chat. Listen, let me tell you something
You could have sex even while being asexual if your partner needs that
You were walking right fuck them for them not
Yeah, yeah, I became a sex less you okay good to know. All right. What do we got wait? There's two people in there
So the way the way they have to do their audio is weird because at the listen on one device the talking at another because I
Don't know. I don't I don't get it. Okay, the
The they want to go by Starship City and their pronouns are he him
Okay, but
Hi, yeah, it's just complications with discord mobile and my set ups, but hi, it's great
to be here.
Thank you so much for having me.
So I've had a problem on and off for about seven years.
It's very degenerate and sexual in nature.
It's this thing called fendom.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, for anyone that doesn't know that it's a kink. Yeah financial domination exactly. You can kind of imagine it like a branch of femdom
It doesn't really matter what genders are involved though
It's kind of like a niche part of the btsm community
The fantasy of like giving like a power dynamic of like giving money to someone
That's your track that is seductive, you know
um
your paper
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, um
It's, you know, a lot of people don't understand it.
I think, I understand what people don't understand because why would you give your money to someone?
It's ridiculous.
I think to kind of help people understand, it's, I think the reason people like myself
enjoy it is because there's this crossover between fantasy and reality, really.
And that's kind of what gives it that intensity.
Anyways, I fell into it when I was in college.
It was around, a little bit before COVID, around the time OnlyFans was kicking off.
I had found a creator on there that specialized in it, and I was a broke college student,
but I still spent quite a bit of money, like the extra money that I had from scholarships,
grants, loans.
I had probably spent around $1500 which was not good, but actually I didn't spend it the
entire time I was in college.
I managed to get off of OnlyFans, I quit it.
And I was away from it for several years.
I almost fell back into it on Twitter, so before I fell back into it I quit that platform
to just never look to Twitter again. But about a year and a half ago, I did fall into it again.
This time on Twitch, actually. There's Paypay, there's Findom on Twitch?
Yes, I know, right? It's a huge scene. It's on every platform, basically. But yeah,
it's really huge on Twitch. You're not going to be like, I'm doing Findom,
I'm getting finned down by you, right? You're not gonna tell me that just now. It's not the reveal here. I
Mean it are you saying that's what you want to want to do like no, no, no, no, that's not
Look, no
Doing that every rage might listen if you want to give me some shows in my chat
Same is it consensual is not I'm not gonna be like you better fucking subscribe or anything like that
I got sugar mums anyway, let's go.
But you can do some thin dom on the chat right now.
Sierra goes.
Anyways, I tried deleting like my Twitch accounts.
I tried like using extensions, like blocks may access the Twitch.
But I just kept kind of circumventing that access that I kept trying to block, I, you
know, I kept quitting and then coming back, like over the last half of the year, I've
on that a few times now on Twitch and in the last half of the year I've now since about
$15,000.
Oh my God.
For this.
You went from $1,500 to $15,000 and what do you do for work?
You don't mind me.
I mean, if you don't want to go, that's fine.
You can be very...
No, that's what I was going to say next actually.
So, you know, maybe if you have a lot of money, then like that might be reasonable for some
people to spend bucks.
I work in fast food. I make $12 an hour. So it's a very bad decision. It's not sustainable at all.
So, yeah, part of what concerns me about this relapsing thing.
You call your credit card company and limit your financial transactions on all of the websites
where you can actually do fendom. So you never spend another dollar ever again. I'm pretty sure
that credit card companies offer that service. They could pay for it. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait,
hold on. Is it just credit cards? What about like just like debit cards or like other stuff?
I don't know how it works with debit cards, but if you can block all of your internet
transactions on all of these websites, with the exception of like, you know, Amazon. So
you can continue purchasing shit on Amazon. You can't do Findom on Amazon.
Yes, yes, yes. You know, then yeah, definitely do it.
Yeah, definitely do it. And also on top of that, Rage actually had a really good idea.
With all of the additional income that you will have, you can spend it on therapy potentially,
Because this is seemingly not just a problem of being addicted to the Fendom, it's an addiction
problem in general.
Wait, wait, so like, when you send, is it like you send money and you get brick?
Is it like, ugh, like, ugh, have you ever busted them up while that transaction is
sending?
Like you send that cash up and it goes ugh, or is it like their reaction to getting the
money?
Like what part of it is like, ugh, it's like, like, it's like peaked, like, ugh.
So generally in Fendom, it is mixed in with a lot of other kinks, especially on Twitch.
So there's like degradation and shit like that.
And basically like the moment they starts like reacting to you being in the room or
sending money.
Yeah, that's basically when like all the fun happens.
But yeah, that's basically how that works.
Okay.
Would you say?
therapy that's definitely something I think is a good idea because there's
like a self-control issue definitely because there's definitely times where I
think I've self-control and then I just I don't like sure like there are many
days where I know I'm not gonna spend more than this amount and everything's
fine and some days things just kind of get out of hand honestly and so that's
So I ended up kind of adding up over time ends up in $15,000. Yeah, that's not if you're doing fast food $50,000 is definitely
Way way out of control if you had a girlfriend
Would you say you'd still be like would you like low-key cheat on her by like me on some pay-pick shit?
Do you think you would be able to know and yourself?
No, I you know when I kind of first fell into it. I would kind of had like a
I had like a bit of a relationship going it was kind of unofficial. It was not really a relationship
But you know, I kind of talked to them about it and I kind of decided that that's it's not really compatible with
Relationships, so if I did I did you stop I definitely wait wait
Did you stop because of the relationship or did you stop the relationship so you could keep doing finned down?
No, I'd say I stopped because I was broke because I spent all the money I had in college
Um, would you say if social media didn't have, I don't want to work like this. I don't who's going to defend it, but degenerate content just on the time on all the time, you would have never fallen into it. Let's say Twitter was strictly like just tell me news and funny shit and twitch was would you need that you would have somehow still falling into it.
You know, honestly, I don't think that's like the general degeneracy of social media is actually a factor
I think that's if you're looking for material then you're gonna find material
It's kind of like you discover it for the first time when you just like looking on porno
You know, yeah, and then you know it exists and then you find it. Okay
Yeah, but yeah, that's how she said it. That's how she so you could ruin it fucking like you can't just be spending your bread
Yeah, anything anything bro. It could be gambling gas not good. I feel like you should really go to David for that
Yeah, definitely do wait what the fuck fendom addicts anonymous.org are you serious? Is that a real what?
Wait, I feel like this is
This probably some weird
That's us like the websites like this are always so sus FAA like far really
I don't know if that's a real situation or not.
I do think you can go with all the additional disposable income that you have after you
limit all of your credit cards, debit cards and whatnot, call them up, limit all of them
to make sure that you can't make any purchase whatsoever on any of these websites, which
which will unfortunately include you not being able to purchase a subscription at the Piker
Broadcasting Service PBS Shouseout. That's what I call my stream PBS, like PBS Public
Broadcasting Service, Piker Broadcasting Service, or the People's Broadcasting Service, which
you can subscribe for $6 or for free with Trish Prime, but I think it's good.
Right. I have Trish Prime. I could still be subscribed.
Okay, well then great, but regardless, I think you should get your credit cards limited and then you should go to therapy
But deal with the addiction if you ever need him to call you like a dirty little slut for you
Just something like a hundred give this is some shit because
Okay, bro
You're literally giving your floating crack in front of her crack
We'll do like 500 gives us a month. That's crazy. That doesn't work. No, it's called request the block merchant group codes with focus on adult online
Authorizations said one of the generous in the chat
So now you know rage is on to something because the bundled disc are subject discounted stop. No, we're not
Listen to me. I thought to be taught to me. You know, I know
It's just something to do with it.
Send me up in the pn.
No, no, hey, 500 gifts a month limit after that.
I'll bet you can't go over again.
No, no, no.
Don't do this.
The opposite somewhere.
You can't cold turkey this shit.
This is 10.
He spent $50,000 in the month.
He can't cold turkey this shit.
Yeah, he spent $50,000 total.
But no, baby, every last you're gonna relax.
Don't do it.
All right, well, hopefully that was helpful
except for when Rage made you relapse a little bit.
Yes, he did.
Yeah.
Okay, my fault.
I'm joking, don't do that.
I should get some help.
Do that.
If you see some pussy on your timeline,
just keep swiping games.
Say, I'm not interested, you did what I'm saying.
And wait, hold on, I do have a question.
I'm sorry, I know this is a long call.
See, when I bust mine up, whenever I get like the regret
I get, like, especially if I'm fucking someone
that's not my girlfriend or something like that,
if I'm under sex.
And then I like fucking bust or something.
I get like regret like, what the fuck did I just do?
Or you beat your meat?
You do every time.
You get regret every time you bust a nut.
If it's not a girl that I really fuck with,
it's like, yo, bro, why did I do that game?
What the fuck?
Why did I just do that?
I've never felt that in my life.
You never felt that feeling where it's like, yo.
No, every nut.
I mean, for what?
Every nut I bust is precious.
What?
Yeah, it's awesome.
Like, I bust my nut, I'm like, yo, I gotta go do this,
I got to do that.
It's like, it's like all clarity is like, you know, boom.
And Chaz it, Chaz.
Chris, Chris, you said, Austin Boyver said,
you might need to get therapy, too.
Hey, yo, no, I've been at therapy.
Oh, OK, I know about your regret.
You're posting up clarity.
What?
I used to get that, but I don't really get it anymore.
So maybe one of you two needs therapy.
Since like one of you gets it, one of you doesn't.
I don't get it.
I mean, you're the problem.
Maybe you're supposed to have that.
We'll close my clarity.
I'm fine with that. I'm fine with not having any clarity whatsoever or rather
I'm I'm just happy when I when I nut. I don't know that'd be cool. This is gonna be on Fox news now. All right. Thank you chatter
Hopefully we were helpful. Thank you so much guys. All right. Have a good one. Yeah
That's a good question. Yeah. Oh, we got some great
So all the web and even this is the iceberg that are like probably going crazy on or if they generally have a problem
It's not because they sense they just have a problem in their life.
Damn, that makes me help, gang.
That's tough.
That's tough, bro.
They're debating whether Fendham is mutual aid in Husqvar.
Oh, my fucking God.
I'm going to need.
I'm going to nuke this fucking Oscar.
I swear to God.
What is it? All right.
Welcome. Welcome to the chat.
Chatter. What's your name?
Your pronouns and what's your problem?
This is no.
You him.
Yeah, I'm both he, him. This is kind of surreal. I'm talking to you right now. I'm a big fan.
But I'll get into it. Basically, I'm a 30 year old man. And I've never had a meaningful
conversation with my father. And it really didn't bother me for like a really long time.
but I'm getting to the point where he's getting old and I'm starting to like
have those feelings where what if you know I missed my opportunity like the
thing is this like he's the kind of person where it's really really fucking
hard to like talk to him anytime like I've tried to have a meaningful
conversation, we usually just end up yelling at each other and like he would
dysregulate me so much that I would stop talking to him for like a couple of
like weeks or so and then eventually I got into therapy and now like whenever
we get into those situations I'm able to dysregulate myself I let him go on his
his rant or whatever. And then, you know, I'll just be like, okay, I'll talk to you
later.
What is it like a political argument? Like, why are you guys, why is he getting tilted?
Are you getting tilted?
Um, no, it's like, okay, so my dad is a really conservative Muslim man. His priorities in
life were always his religion and his job, and then his family. And basically between
like he was so committed to religion like he practices this Jehovah's Witness version of Islam
where like he'll just like go on religious retreats for like you know 40 days or like a week
and stuff and so he was just really into that and then he was also really into his work
so there was very little time for his family outside of that. How religious are you?
I'm I'm more spiritual like I do identify as Muslim, but I'm more like
Trying to do good things like practicing good deeds rather than just like praying
Does your dad have the the the prayer thing on his forehead? Oh, yeah, 100%
Anyways, it's still war like above his ankles. Oh, okay. Wow. God. Yeah
I don't have a I don't my dad's not very religious but I will say wait people are saying is it
Tobligi is it what it is yeah yeah that's what oh is the Jehovah's Witness sect of Islam I didn't
even know Islam had a Jehovah's Witness um one thing that immediately comes to mind is maybe
you know you go
Do a pilgrimage with him, you know you go to you go to Mecca with him
Spiritual journey that you guys go on together
No, there's that there's an issue with that
I have tattoos and if you go for pilgrimage you have to like show your body and he's gonna freak out
Yeah, you got tattoos. No, I do have your worst Muslim to me. Holy shit
Are you Muslim?
I have I have like a pro-Palestinian tattoo.
So I feel like I'm kind of doing some middle ground there.
Got to be good tax.
OK. Yeah.
So wait, you can't I didn't know you can't go on hard.
If you if you have tattoos, no, no, no, you can't.
I just don't want him to see it.
And then on my arm.
No, he doesn't need pork, probably pork.
I I. Oh my God.
I
Know listen listen like I don't seek it out, but it's like say someone brought me some food and there's pork in it
I'm not gonna be like
I'm not even your shit. I know I know I know
Oh, I know. It's not the law, bro. What are you doing?
Why?
Where's my name?
I'm sorry.
The cattle black.
I'm sorry.
The pork.
It isn't.
It's a game.
Yeah, no, it's the it's the it's a mean.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, OK, so you could.
So you're worried that your dad's going to see the tattoo.
He doesn't. He hasn't seen it.
Yeah, he he doesn't know anything about my life.
Like, I'm telling you, this man, like, did not take any,
initiative to get to know me, all he cared about when I was growing up was like,
why aren't you going to the mosque? Like, he'd expect me to go to the mosque five
times a day. He expected me to be part of the whole Jehovah Witness thing. And I
just like did not vibe with that from the get-go. Like, I was just like, listen, I
like find this is really weird. Like, I don't want to be a part of it. So like, we
never connected. And now it's at the point where like, anytime, like, I basically
like and the black she goes with family so I really like to stand up for my
siblings to make sure that they don't get trapped into like you know basically
listening to him and letting control their lives so so recently he's like my
sister she's 24 she's really smart she's doing a masters in Europe I'm not
gonna say anything other than that but she's 24 and he is trying to convince
her that she needs to like get married. And she's like, yeah, she's like, no, like, I'm,
I'm, you know, focusing on my career. And like, I don't want to do this, like, I'll find someone
organically. But he's like, no, no, no, like, I, like my friends have these kids, blah, blah,
blah, like, I'll talk to the parents. And so we got on a group call, all three of us. And I just
tried to talk to him, like, really calmly, like, dad, like, the world is different. Like, you don't
You don't need to worry about this, like she's smart.
If you can trust her to go abroad to get her masters,
you can trust her to find like a good guy to end up with.
And he just like goes off and he's like,
you don't know shit, like as your parent,
like it's my responsibility, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And yeah, so I just like, you know what?
I just shut the fuck up and I was like, you know what?
This is what it is.
You know what was crazy?
But what went home before I use this term
or what is Blackpill game?
Like, Black Hill means like, you feel depressed about the way things are.
Oh, okay.
Well, with that situation, like my past, because the parents and
shit, I'm kind of like, it is what it is.
I know there's nothing I could do to change the way my dad views the
world and shit like that.
But no matter how wrong I think it is, and I just got it like, they live 50,
60 years, live in this way.
They could have changed throughout the whole time.
And they didn't just, that's, that's, I don't even think there's like a fix to
that, bro.
Like as sad as depressed it is.
But he wants to like, like have a deeper relationship,
a deeper bond with his dad.
So I feel like there's definitely,
there's definitely a way to do that.
You know, just like faking mutual interest
in the things that he's into,
just to get your foot in the door, I think could be good.
I love that there's a white chat
and said family therapy, bro.
I don't think his dad's gonna go family therapy.
Yeah, no, he's like, I got it.
The only therapy he gets from a law,
he was on good plays, he was on good plays.
I kind of lark into his inches a little bit, get one foot in the door
and then it kind of was from there.
What you try to do is you try to do big out of tax.
You don't fucking slap him.
Well, I mean, the right.
You can conceal it, right?
Not at worst case.
That's a lot.
Right. Well, so we we live in different countries.
I'm in the U.S.
They're in the Middle East, so I don't see them a lot.
Well, like, I don't have to hide it.
And I have sort of like programmed them into thinking that the best time
to come visit me is during the winter.
so that I'm wearing like full sleeves
and they don't have to see it.
You know, it's just like,
I really don't want to disappoint them.
You know, I feel like they just have always like,
like they only cared about like how successful I was
and how successful me and my siblings were like,
really Asian parent coded.
like, oh, you need to like get a 4.0.
You need to have a scholarship.
You need to do this.
You need to be an engineer.
And like, I just don't want to disappoint them
because all my life they've been telling me like,
oh, you know, you're supposed to do like great things.
Like literally my dad's words to me at the airport
as you know, I was leaving the country to come here
to the US was that, and this was for college.
It was don't forget that you're an investment.
Don't fuck it up.
I mean, here's what you could do.
Like this is a technique that I did. It's not for, I mean, I have also been told that
not as not as serious. Like cutthroat. Yeah. But what I did was I just basically nuked it
ahead of time, you know, not going to law school, working in a YouTube media network
show, making very little money for many, many years. And then also dating, even dating a porn
star as well. Like all of those things basically nuked whatever expectation they had of me
so that everything else from that point on was a genuine improvement. Right. So you could
test out that as well where you could just be a fucking degenerate.
Hassan. Yeah, that's really hard because like I'm married. I'm an engineer in New York
city. I feel like I checked those boxes so I can't be a degenerate. And so like, I don't know what to do.
Yeah, you cook you got you did you did the right thing too early. That's the problem.
Right. Right. I should have used my left right. Yeah, you're brown brown 30 year old engineer
that probably do they do they look at mom Donnie they're like why are you such a failure look
look at him. He's a fucking mayor at 34. Yeah. Um, okay. Let me think. Uh,
it's not just relying on him. It's really his pops. Yeah. So much.
I feel like it sounds so like the new one, the new one was so good,
though. It's also because like now I take care of them financially. So they,
they, you know, they're very proud of me now, but no, but here's the thing.
I kind of look, I was supposed to be a doctor or IT all that shit.
I said, fuck that.
And it'll be in a streamer.
I made so much shit.
My dad, OK, he still doesn't get it.
Fuck what is he like?
I that shit.
Yo, one day, like, what?
Like, why aren't you maybe that's the way maybe I need to start streaming?
Wait, you don't do that.
OK, OK.
I'm just kidding.
OK, yeah, I think common interest is the route is the meta.
Like you just you know you you take him to your local mosque you kind of lean into it a little bit like see I'm
I'm doing it like I'm you know you establish a relationship like that
Yeah, there's one funny comment that the only way to get him right is to break him. He needs a date a white woman
You're married
Yeah, oh my god like a white feminist to
Holy shit, with a septum ring. Oh my god. Everything after that would be such a
Noticable improvement that your dad would cherish everything you do, but it's too late for that. So
Yeah, yeah, I think I think that
You know, maybe when he visits you you establish a relationship with your local mosque or you know
Mesh shit, I don't know do some Islamic charity type shit
And then and then you're like see this is what I'm doing and then you like open up the door to further
Conversations that way so he thinks like you're really into
You're really into the same stuff that he's into
That that's the thing is like it doesn't feel like a genuine relationship at that point if I'm just
Oh, no, no, no, that's not it has nothing to do with like that
That's just to get your foot in the door. I think like it has nothing to do with that
And once I establish that relationship, you don't have to like further lean into it
It's kind of like this if your dad was really into football
I would tell you on you know watch some football learn a little bit about football so you can like have a conversation with him about that
You know it's crazy bus sports. What when I was there my dad wanted me to play baseball, right?
And so we've been about gonna be balls. I'm gonna hit it and one night little did he know I needed glasses
I didn't know I needed glasses and I'm just missing the ball swinging at
Lily used to like like yelling like yo, are you fucking with are you idiot gang? I think that's why he left
I'm sorry now
It could be worse
Yeah, for sure
All right, um, I think that's about it for me
I really appreciate you guys
And yeah, thanks
Thank you, mom. I'm sorry if we couldn't give you the answer that you were looking for. No, no, you guys were great
You guys look great
Look at me my desk text over the audience look
I just said it one randomly recently that
Bro you scroll one time or in 2022 and we don't bro that's great. Can I read the agreement?
Sunday, August 17th, dad, to your rage, happy birthday.
Friday, September 12th, you said thank you.
That was almost a whole month.
Okay, well, that's how it is for the last 10 years.
And then October, you turn around and you say happy birthday and he texts you back
the next day, which is, he's, he's into it.
He's into this relationship more than you are, it seems.
Hold on the way. Hold on. Look, look, I asked him the other day,
who do you think is better? Michael Jordan or James?
This is so funny.
Monday, April 6th, you said, are you awake?
He responded four days later on Friday, saying, yes.
Go, go, go.
And then yesterday, he said, who's better?
Michael Jordan or LeBron James?
And and today he responded, Jordan, that's it.
No, like, game.
It is really just fun.
Just flat. Just.
And wait, it was like that for years, though.
What?
Happy birthday, happy Father's Day.
What's that? Oh.
Oh, he said a picture of us when I was younger.
I said, oh, my God, they left me on delivered.
That takes him again.
They left me on delivered.
You don't say that.
Is that a Malin's game?
What does he do?
What is it? If you don't, do you?
He's a doctor.
That's correct.
That's just like it's so I don't understand.
Yeah, he was just like you're a fucking loser.
Like what happened now?
Like I don't even think he has like an emotional like I think he's just straight boom logic.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't really bother me like that.
I don't like it. OK. All right.
My sister on the other hand. Yeah. Me.
It's like life is like it is what it is.
Wait. Is he like that with your sister?
Yeah.
Oh, that's like usually there's like you feel me?
Not as I insist is different like they would be I would assume that he would
I don't even think that he thinks he's doing anything wrong. Like like but do you want to develop a closer relationship with him? Um,
Ah
Okay, so I've visited him up upstate Florida
And I'm like, dang I'll try to like be like, oh, what do you do for fly?
What do you be doing? Do you just go to work come home to sleep?
And he'd be like that was stupid questions
Like it doesn't get deep. It just there's no deep level stuff. I'm like, yo, what was like what crazy thing you ever done?
It's like, yo, what are we talking about? Like, what do you do? There's no conversation. It doesn't get deep, dude.
It doesn't get deep. Like it doesn't. What? It doesn't. Or I'd be like, oh, yeah, me and her we're not together no more.
We broke up after five years. Hey, black. Okay.
There's nothing. It's just surface level boom. What the fuck? I mean, he sounds kind of cool.
No, he's just like, he's just chilled the whole time.
No, it's just like, it's just one mode, gang.
Yeah, that's...
But he like animals, and that's why I like animals.
Okay, all right.
He didn't ask a nature or a nurture thing.
What, do you like his animals?
I love reptiles, but like, it's weird how much I love reptiles.
That is weird, what the fuck?
He loves reptiles.
Is that genetic?
Or is that because...
Oh no, I think it's nurture.
It has a...
When I was younger, like, I was kind of around reptiles,
I just love reptiles. Wait, do you guys bond over that?
That's probably the closest thing we'll bond over. There you go.
Why don't you bring him in? Do you get much deeper today?
Also, yeah. Oh, my turtles have babies.
They're cool. It could be.
It could. Yeah. It's nature, too, because you're from Florida.
You're like, that's a very Florida activity to be in the reptiles.
Yeah. Just send him a, send him a pic of a gecko right now.
See what he says. You'll say, in two weeks, you'll say, cool.
That's what happened. That's so crazy.
Okay, I'm taking, I've realized just that he listens to AM radio. He's a freak.
Wait, what kind of, what is he, was he Republican?
No, no, no, no, no. You just listen to like, you can literally watch baseball, ESPN, but he'll turn the AM radio gear.
Bro, your dad reminds me of me so much. I'm not gonna lie. That's like literally you're describing how I operate.
Yeah, he might just be a little autistic. He actually might be. Yeah, he probably is just a
little, you know, that's why I said you find a special interest and you lean into it. Like he
will, he will reciprocate for sure. I'm gonna do some tests. I'm lucky because my special interest
is politics and my dad loves talking about politics. So we talk about politics all the time.
But then again, yeah, I just I feel like I would be, you know, more distant if I wasn't
Constantly talking about policy. Anyway, all right, let's get the next chatter and now we're fixing your ages problems
I figured it'd be good because I was like, okay, it's like the muscle the Muslim squad over here
All right, the next person is Eric and they go by he him
He was actually supposed to be on Chad vice last time, but we ran out of time
So we're bringing him back. All right. Yeah
So Eric yeah, I was going now really happy to be on this broadcast with everyone's favorite, you know new streamer your age and
Um, so I it's uh, I'm in love
But
Parasocially with a Japanese youtuber
Yeah
way. Um, sure. Okay, no. Okay, go on. Yeah. Um, so there's a, I guess, kind of like a culture
shock component inside me with you. So, um, she's very, she's actually aware of this thing.
And as at some points, like in the past have encouraged such things and she knows my feelings and position personally, like I've written some notes, letters, all that stuff.
And because she's a Japanese Vtuber, I've also like interacted within Japanese and Korean communities.
And their response when we talked about this back then was, they were very egging it on in support.
But I know from having seen commentary on the American side, it's very like, hell no touch them grass, that sort of thing.
Yeah, no, definitely.
Do you do you like would you care if you found out she was in a relationship in real life?
Um, I mean, if that happens, like, you know, at the end of the day, like
that's her thing, right?
So that's kind of like the definitive sign to let go.
That's how I see it.
Wait, wait, OK, this is important.
Well, you know, she's getting fucked.
Like she gets fucked again, like fucked, like raw.
Oh, yeah, no on on the on the the let's just say like the western side of that culture. Oh, yeah, there's many a story
Pineapple without derailing the chat too much
Don't look up what a manager is on the western community with these sort of things. So I'm very worried. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on
Uh, uh, do you do you feel like so you recognize you have a parasocial relationship?
You recognize that it's one sided even though she's reciprocated a little bit
it and has like recognized your existence, I guess, um, like you, you understand that
I mean, where, what's the, what's the problem? Like, do you, are you asking, is it cry for
help? Are you saying like, should I stop?
What?
Yeah.
It's weird.
I guess.
Yeah.
Basically.
The answer is yes.
You should definitely stop.
I mean, I, I would highly recommend you realize that that's not, you know, this is not a real
relationship is never going to happen. She's not the cartoon.
She don't know what she looks like. You don't know what she looks like in real life, right?
I'd be curious about these type of people. Okay. So do you think when you say in love,
do you think or hope one day that you guys are going to be together or do you still love
her knowing that y'all would never be a thing ever, not even in your wildest dreams? Like,
what is life?
At least like the way I reason I don't think those are like exclusive. I don't think those
necessarily
Work against each other. Oh
But because like the the question earlier there was a question earlier
It's like if you knew that she was dating someone right like it's like a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever like my response is like
Okay, that's the that's the limit then that's okay
That's her thing and then you know, you wouldn't morally go after someone with a partner, right?
And so I don't see that as anything different there
There's a very high likelihood that she has a partner in the real world is what rage was getting to when she says she's getting fucked
Yeah, and oh, yeah, this is her means of
Making money and doing what she yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I I
100%
highly recommend pulling out of this
like to as fast as possible because it's not real and I hope you know you are not
the only man person that she is in love with her and she also probably knows a
lot of other people that are watching her are in love with it you're just like
everybody else that's in love with her and it's just I'm not even trying to be
mean it's no no it's I get that and it gets tougher because it's a it's not a
a very large like audience even then even then yeah it doesn't it trust me
that doesn't matter it's not it's not healthy it's not a healthy attitude to
have have you had a real IRL girlfriend like in the physical space yeah and I
think that's a lot of like what caused we'll have the pills in the first place
because where I got like stuck and got attached to this person was because at
that time I had been eating on and broken up with and so so you also
recognize that you were emotionally in a vulnerable space when you found this
Vtuber and you you know imprinted on her in some way and developed a somewhat
unhealthy one-sided relationship. So yeah, I would say touch grass and meet girls in the real world
and try to establish relationships with them, especially because if you stay the course on
this relationship, it's not a real relationship. It's a parasocial one that you also personally
recognize. It's going to be horrible for your mental health and you're going to lose the social
skills that initially helped you find a real girl or a woman in the real world in the meat space.
Yeah. Um, I have to ask, have you, have you jacked off to her?
To her character?
Well, not surprisingly. No, actually, not. I think about it. Like, I try to avoid that because like,
like, no, like, I know this, this might sound kind of like weird, it's like, not, it's like,
I almost, not almost, but I specifically try to avoid her in particular.
So you, so you're cranking hot lows to other VTubers, but just not her.
No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck other VTubers, oh, sorry, oh, fuck other VTubers, I want
Oh, okay, my bad
Bro this is gonna be on Fox
Yeah, no, um, yeah, no, I think there's definitely
Some
You see loyal on no
Don't lean into it. No, you got to rip the band-aid off. You got to rip the band-aid off. Okay fast
Remember this is not a real person
this is a 2D, 3D image that is not a real person in the real world.
There is a real human being operating the system,
but that real human being most likely has, you know, a relationship.
What if it's a niggle?
What if you find out this whole time it was a niggle with a voice changer?
Are you like, what, like, would you be pissed?
I mean, I don't think anyone would be happy with getting catfished, but I mean, I mean,
I get a cat.
I mean, technically, I was like, that's not the character he's playing the character.
You're not the character, not the person.
Right.
That's like where that's like where the parasociality of this VTuber stuff really hits, right?
Because like the way that this stuff works and kind of like the reason why I was saying
like, you know, screw other VTubers is because there is that sort of like, you know, they
they tee to the line, there's that parasocial, like, emotionally predatory element. And I,
like, you know, I'm aware of that while at the same time being consumed by it.
Like, I don't know how this stuff works, because I've never watched a VTuber. I only know Iron
Mouse, right?
Yeah.
And like, Iron Mouse is a human being, like, in the real world. And it's not like she's
like, oh, I'm, this is my character, right? I don't think that she plays a character,
She's very open about like who she is
Exactly, I feel like some vTubers on the other hand are like I'm a I'm a burnt peanut or I'm a
That's not the best example. I'm a I don't know what though. I don't watch any fucking vTubers, but like they play a character, right?
Like they well, right?
Don't like if you were vTuber instance like you just slap like an anime version of yourself on there
You wouldn't really change anything honestly like
OK, so so V2 was aren't like, oh, like I'm a I'm a schoolgirl, like they don't do that.
There are and then there are people like I don't bother with that, but just get me on the screen
because I don't want to show my face like I don't want to put on makeup or put on clothes or whatever.
Just let me do the thing. Is your character sexy? Like are you attracted to the character or the
personality more so. Oh, or both. Yes and yes.
So you you you crack at the hand tie, right?
Like you do you want to say shit?
Do you go to D for the most part?
Or do you do?
Do you go to meet space porn as well?
I've been real worlding it more as times past,
like if it was me from a long time ago, I that's the term to be duty.
Okay, so you went from you went from 2d to the real world you've been real-worlding it
Because as time passed because it's been like I guess like at this point I
been half years
since I've
Known this vtuber
One of the easiest ways to kind of like distance
You better love for those five years
a lot of it. Yeah. Chatter. Have you have you had a real relationship in the past five
and a half years while you were in love with this Vtuber or no?
No. I got it. Let me tell you something. By the way, oh my God, if this Vtuber cared about
you in any way, she would tell you that she she is derail like you're derailing your life.
Yes, like you're slowing progress down in your real life. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah.
Yeah, she doesn't give it. She just like you know what I'm saying? She just cares about that view
and that bread or whatever. Fuck you give it because like I'm telling you again. That's not
that's not right, bro. Yeah. No, that's not good. Um, I would say
Okay. Tap out of it.
You're a COVID victim, bro.
Yeah, phase out of it, right?
You already started.
You're locking in.
You're jerking off the real porn.
That's a good first step, okay?
And no more hentai, no more V2 for you.
Dr. Jihad is writing you a prescription, okay?
Wait, what's that you living, bro?
I'll call you a prostitute right now, gang.
Get you some real pussy.
I promise you.
You're not gonna tell me, you got it?
Different process in every state.
Well, it's it's to be questioned.
I I don't I don't believe Zoran when he says he's not going to give everyone
the bisexual girlfriends that'll happen.
Yeah. OK. So he's in New York.
But Zoran Zoran Zoran.
Well, he said the mayor, he's it's a joke.
He's joking.
He was supposed to give everyone a bisexual girlfriend.
OK. Um, no, but like going back to, you know, serious,
serious solutions to your serious problems
that you're facing, definitely pull out, pull the ripcord, the faster you turn this around,
the better it'll be for you, the healthier it'll be for you. Definitely go out and do
stuff in the real world and develop real world relationships. And yeah, on some from the VTuber,
I wouldn't even go back to that community at all.
And I want to let you know right now, you are saveable.
You're actually locally aware.
You're aware of everything you're doing.
And you say you're a parasocial as a good start.
You're fucking saveable.
A lot of people will be doing all this for years,
not even realize how destructive it is to their life.
But you seem like you're aware.
You just have to take necessary steps now to reverse that.
Because I feel like you're a smart dude to the extent.
Go to the gym, too. Definitely.
Hit the gym. Hit the weights.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm trying, but that's another story
I got hit by a car
So I got Kirk surgery and wait we gotta wrap it up. We gotta wrap it up
Okay, that's that's all right
Yeah, well, thank you so much dr. Gihad. All right problem. No problem. No problem man. All right
I have a good one
Sucks
Don't say Jesus Christ. I feel bad. I feel bad. That was crazy. That was
That that is
Poor jit. No, you have to keep like 30. I don't feel bad for him. What the fuck and call brah
I mean cold we cook them cold we cook them. He said five and a half years. I was like that's COVID time
Hey, that literally was COVID bro. I've done I've done unsavory things during COVID wait whoa
I went on the virtual reality. I was doing virtual reality shit on stream
There's like videos of me moaning into the fucking virtual reality headset
Yeah, P COVID listen I was in my room a
Girlfriend at the time was at work. There was a
perm on VR headset
That's a VR goons game, but I just had to try it out, bro
That's what I'm saying
What the hype was about that was the most regret I've ever had in my life
Bro, she probably don't reach you probably don't see this could like oh god
I'm sitting there in a pool of my nut just like what a headset on I'm like yo
That's what is wrong with me. Yeah, that that I'm yeah, that's that's a lot
I do that bitch out right there today. Okay, kiss me on
Sometimes you got to explore things though. It's not you're better off for it, right?
Oh, fuck it.
It's in my head and she had to like shit.
But what?
All right. Who do we got here?
And what's your problem?
We have Emma.
She heard. So I'm going to start giving people like a 10 minute limit.
So whatever it gets to that, I'm just going to
Tell him to wrap it up.
Okay.
All right. What's up, Emma?
What's going on?
What's your issue?
Hi.
Um, so I'm hooking up with my dad's friend
You hooked up with your dad's friend
Yeah, yeah, um, he's 56 and I'm 23. Oh
Yeah, um, so
We met like like
seven or eight months ago at this bar that I go to, okay, at this bar that I go to we
like bonded over football and stuff and like everything was chill and like
friendly. And then like my birthday rolled around and I kind of got a little messed up.
Don't look at chat, don't read chat going forward. I'm not even looking at chat. I don't even want to know.
But, um, yeah, so we, so you were 20 when you met this 53 year old man or 56 year old man.
Yeah.
And then you turn 23.
Okay.
All right.
Let's keep it going.
All right.
Yeah.
Um, basically I hit him.
I hit on him and he reciprocated and he was like, Hey, is he hot come over to my house.
Is he fun?
I think so.
Yeah.
But is he in good shape?
Like how is this?
Yeah, okay. Well, and your father does not know about this obviously, right? No, no, no, no, no, no
That's where yeah
Listen, listen all parties knew we're transparent. I can't even be mad cuz you grown-ass people do whatever the fuck you want but
Yeah pops friend gay like like he can't trust that like like
Like yo like is it like a good friend like a like a yo, that's my
No, no, they're not like like a year ago ish like this is like they're not like buddy buddy
You know what I mean? Like they kind of see each other at the bar frequently and they talk
But it's not like I
Don't know like their friends. Uh-huh. I
Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. Um, so what's the problem other than everything that you've explained so far?
Like what's the specific problem currently? Um, so basically I'm just having like that's about it
Because like sometimes it's good and then sometimes I'm just like I feel like I'm saying yes
Just because he's asking well like to go over and stop and like you know wait
What do you mean you're a house about it? If you don't want to fuck this guy. You don't fuck this guy, right?
I mean who cares yeah
No, I do but like I know like morally it's kind of like fucked
Although like the decent amount right I
Mean
is is he married? No, he has kids, though. He has two kids and they're they're in high
school. Okay, listen, girl, run, gay, run. You can't trust that nigga. He's fucking his
dog, his friend's daughter, bro. Okay, yeah, you understand? Not exactly. Yeah, moral excellence.
No, she won't stop. He's not like, bad, though. He's not like a bad person. He's not like
Not like a bad person, though.
I mean, he's kind of doing a f***ing thing.
You know what I'm saying?
He's lining his friend by f***ing his daughter
without telling him.
That's not like a pretty bad person to me.
How many years was he friends with your dad?
Only like a year, not even.
Like probably 11 months, 10.
Did he say that he was your dad's best friend, though?
Yeah, they are like best friends now, but like,
I don't know. That's kind of weird.
That's, nah, nah, bro, like, I'm sorry.
Are you, are you having a good time?
Do you feel like your dad would hate it?
Probably, right?
Your dad would fucking be weird.
Yeah, oh no, he would kill me.
He would kill you.
He wouldn't kill him.
He would kill him.
I would probably both.
I think, I think we'd equally kind of be fucked.
I, I enjoy it.
There's just moments like, oh, this is so bad.
Like when he finishes, he,
He has an Irish accent?
Like, and that's the only time he does it, mind you.
Like, that's...
Wait, so how does it...
Can you repeat it?
Top of the mornin'!
Like, go ahead, buddy.
Ah!
I just did McCummies!
Yeah?
Mike, what does he say?
That's pretty much it, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't even want to say it, it's bad.
Oh, he's calling.
Is that what it is?
Oh, he's calling me.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's just it.
Listen, at the end of the day, I know people.
We could tell you get away from that as much as we want, but people are gonna do what they want to do
Understand in my opinion, I feel like you should stop doing that before it gets too crazy
And your dad finds out without you telling him now niggas is dead. You know I'm saying now he got shotgun and
Down his throat. You feel that sign?
And he's gonna do the Irish accent right before his last moment
Don't fucking kill me. Come on, man.
There's no good ending to this right now.
Yeah, no, you feel me movie, but not like good one
No, not a good one. Um
Yeah, cuz we've kind of talked about it like it's not there's no fucking way that this is going into like a serious thing
Absolutely not, you know like we've kind of I have a question for you. Is he Irish or is he doing a bit?
He is Irish but not enough Irish for that to be
I mean, you know what I mean?
You're a big motherfucker that's like,
oh, I'm so Irish, but you're not, dude.
Sorry.
I don't know.
I feel like I can say that my grandma is from Ireland,
so it's just, it's fine.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think you,
I don't even know how you like maneuver around
the situation with your dad.
I would just chop it up and go find someone age appropriate.
Yeah, um, I'm sure he is on your way. Yeah, that's that's definitely what I would suggest and then
You try to avoid seeing him around your dad
And and hope for the best from that point on because uh, you know, who knows?
Yeah, I mean like we're fine like I just saw him last night at the bar and stuff and everything was normal
You know what I mean? Like just my dad was there and nothing like I don't I don't know we hired it okay
And I don't know I'd yeah, I'll probably end it it like
Yeah, you should you should end it and then get with a real nigga
Out there someone and somebody over something
Recommendations
I mean, it's up to you
Hey, let me know don't say no here. I don't need people flooding your shit
Yeah, that's true
Thanks guys that was crazy. That was actually crazy. Oh, wow
Oh, wow, people get into some shit, man.
Yeah, you'll be on Fox News.
Yeah, yeah.
Next person is Joe, Joe.
He what's up, Joe?
What up, bro?
Oh, shit.
I might be.
Yo, thank you.
Thank you for having me.
I got my friend, dude.
Every time we go out, man, shout out to boy.
Dude, he's not gay, but he looks like a lumpjack.
But you can do the splits wait, what's happening here? Wait, what's happening? Yeah? I'm like a couple beers deep
Yeah, but like hear me out every time we go out bro. He just wants to like
He just wants to like stop his shit and no matter what he'll be like two drinks deep
And he just wants to do the splits in front of everything
I
Does I show it on stream? Yeah, as long as you're strong
Yeah, I won't show on stream. Oh, wait, it's a bit of them doing the splits. Yeah
It's got like two million views what okay, okay, Frogan
Frogan DM me the DM me the tiktok, please that we have to see it for
Like a hairy fucking six pack bro, okay, man the chat already know who this is by the way
Wait, no, no, they they haven't even said tiktok, but they're saying like I know
Dude just ticked us a viral bro and champ really has your fat nose with this. That's crazy. Okay. Yeah. All right
So that's my home
You're okay, okay
Okay, I do
Got a girlfriend, right?
But like homie needs a girlfriend homie's the chillest sweetest motherfucking guy
If he just cleaned up his beard and
Stop doing the splits at the bar. He'd get a girl, bro. How do I tell him this?
Listen, you like your big brother listen wait doing this list doesn't help him get a girl
You're not only doing a split I feel like
I feel like that could be impressive to the right lady. Yeah, bro
Hear me out. You're right, bro. That's on you are right
It will be impressive to the right lady. Yeah, the ladies at the bar don't want that
Yeah, they ain't trying to seem to a pot like a drop it in the middle of goddamn bars. I mean, he's already gone viral
There's no one out there in the comments that are like, oh, I need me a man like this
Who can I told them to start a tick-tock bro and I'll like I'll post I'll post the videos for him
But you like this shit your car today, bro. Nah, dude chill the fuck out. I'm telling you I'm weirded out by this shit
This is what I'm trying to go
Rich, I'm sorry
He made W man. You know what I'm saying? He's being W as fuck. He is being W as fuck
I'm just like, hear me out. Hear me out. I want him to be like a
Hey, whatever girls are talking to be like a if you guys want to come back to my place. I can show you something
Yeah
That's that is not the best law that seems mysterious not in a good way. I think I don't know women would be appreciative of
that kind of sentiment
But then what is we we won't let's blow them with a tiktok or anything
Yeah, I'm gonna do okay. Well, you're a big bro. I'm telling you it's every fucking time
You just have a conversation with a habit and I have a conversation with him. It's impressive. It's an impressive skill. He has
amazing
amazing skill
So I think I agree. It's a good skill. That should be he does it on randoms places
I mean now now that you were viral fucking
Okay, here's a solution make him make it talk where he just like pops locks and drops it
He bounces on it in like different places like weird places like go to capital go to the capital, right?
Like in the capital rotunda and he's just pops it locks it ass
Yeah, and then he just does it everywhere, you know, every what it has to be people around
So I'm like, yo, you have to have an arc where he gets canceled because he popped it locked in the monster in the worst place
Yeah, or like I don't know like a wildfire or something. Yes, but then he has to pop lock and drop it in front of a
Family that was victims that he of the wildfire
Then he fund raises for that family and then there's a redemption arc and in the process of that redemption arc
He will find someone
or
He's just a fuck he could be gay shit
He hasn't opened up to me or the other homies
He closeted I don't know
He says he's into women
He does he does. How about you open up to him first? Yeah, I got a girlfriend, bro
No, no, no, I'm not saying like confess your love for a brother. I'm saying like yo, bro
What is this game just like oh do you do you like cock like what's up?
I like to drop it doing something in the bar
That's cool
At this point it's a waste if he doesn't like cock cuz he's like he should be using his skills
Yo, bro for penis. There's mad niggas. I don't fuck that. Let's shake. I'm telling you
Yeah, all right. All right. All right. So the plan is open up
Ask him if he's gay first and if it even if he is there if he's not do a TikTok page
Make him pop lock and drop it rain of ass places go viral
Make some bank
Niggas or or girls in his dance place. Let me make some
If he's bisexual that could be the case as well
Some fame on his name and some bread bro. You are w-man's I go a lot. Hey, you gotta do it. Thank you, bro
Yeah, dude, I'm sorry for the past like Chad advice you guys gave the best to me so far. I appreciate that
About the vTubers on the house. I should
Look up Adam killer on tiktok and follow that metric
Adam killer. I don't know who Adam kill is. I don't have a tiktok. I keep but I'm about to make one. I guess like
Do it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
this guy who's always like if you're Palestinian like it's shake your booty or
something and then everybody's like like that's what he does he does like music
videos too but like okay hurry yeah you're home it could be that person you
You can be the next one.
Okay.
All right.
So, all right.
I'm going to go out and drink him with this dude.
And I'm going to be like, if I see him,
he's going to put his, he's going to set his drink down
and he's going to like get in the position
to like pop, lock and drop it.
And what do I do?
I'll just like grab his arm and be like, hey bro.
Fucking camera out and start filming.
Yeah.
First of all, yeah.
If you're about to go around and film,
but try to have the,
don't have the conversation at the bar gang.
Try to have that conversation with him.
Post bar or pre bar
before you even leave the house.
Yeah, Adam, who they want.
That's, that's his username.
Yeah, he does this stuff.
He does this stuff.
Adam, who they want.
Yeah, I'll look up the shit, man.
Send this to your favorite Mexican.
What the fuck?
I'll send that to the homie who can pop like and drop it.
Yeah.
Ooh, you Mexican, Mexican.
All right, that's not it, man.
Like, my homie can actually do this.
Send this to somebody who they've got to see me.
Ooh, your man got to see me.
I don't know, bro.
That is some cringes, fuck.
Yeah, but it works on people.
I love that people love that.
She's a winner's tour.
That's what it's like to tell them that.
Fuck you and the kids going.
It's what gets the people going nowadays, I guess.
Fuck you.
It's a good.
I'm Hasan Abi.
OK, well, this is what keeps people going.
All right, thank you, chatter.
All right, hopefully we were able to help you out.
Happy Friday, Junior.
All right, Friday, July, Thursday.
Yeah.
S-Wag.
You like that?
S-Wag, I really like that.
You invented that.
Being good with the time we have a couple more people, but if people are finishing up pretty early
Chat who's that gay? It's it's Graham do them like your honor stop. He has like a fat ass, but
It's like a what?
Funny as fuck wait, I think wait
Oh, there's nothing around him like stop it stop. He can't help but shake his ass shit. They're like a funny game
Frank you look Pena is that him? I think he's like
Yeah, yeah, this guy right with the big though. He's done shit with him not him though
Oh, there's a different big booty
Yeah, there's like this is the biggest ass world or all the game it is they like do clouds and you like funny ass skits game
I went through a bender one day game just watching this shit. Oh, okay
Jake Jones
Damn no honor
your honor
Let's see
Jake Jones
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I think a funny is fuck yeah, you go live I think we have a crime
Yeah, he's gay as fuck though like
Oh
This guy fits the profile of a house and I'll be head to a tea. I'm actually kind of surprised. He doesn't follow me
All right
Up next who do we got?
Do we have we have we have he pronounce he him?
Hey, how's it going? I'm trying to see this guy on the screen
Damn, bro, that's that's crazy. Yeah, I mean
I could say that there's FD signifier, bro. That's crazy
I can't believe it. He's kids probably watch you. Oh shut out the kids, but your forehead's still fat
No, no, no
No, all love all love. All right, all right, who do we got in here II got II see him. All right. What's up II?
What's the what's the issue?
Hey, man
Well, I'm in a long-term otherwise pretty healthy relationship
But my partner what hasn't wanted like intimacy at all from anyone in like a couple years and
The other day unprompted granted me like an indefinite hall pass
I also own a bar and I'm still not like old presenting
So I know it's like oh mistake too juicy, but I don't know how to feel about it or how to proceed
You know what I mean? Well, so you have a indefinite hall pass and it's not even like random celebrity that you're never gonna encounter
She's she's out here saying go ahead. Get your fuck on
Yeah, bro, and she's not sexually active. It hasn't been as what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, for sure
Okay, how do you how does that make you feel? How do you feel about it?
I don't know. That's the question. I'm not like how am I supposed to feel right like it's
It's what I feel. Well, right, right, right, right, but I'm just
You want to have sex with her, but she doesn't want to have sex or what's the situation like there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very badly I do, but she's not, has become uninterested. And I mean, prior to that, it was, you know, our relationship in that respect, no complaints, as I'll all say.
Okay, so you guys were are you saying in past relations? You had no issues whatsoever, but in this one
Well, there was a point where you had no issues and now no sex. Is that what it is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I think it's he's due to a myriad of factors. I reckon medications shit like that
You know, okay, like anti the presence
That's something like that. This is just something that
If it's a hundred percent a thing where she quite literally is doesn't get horny
And she just trying not to have sex was not one of them things where he's like, yo
She's doing something else on the side of something like that. You know for a fact is yo
She's not having sex because of these reasons better go out there slays and didn't let go of the fuck
Yeah, right right right right right, but this is like a relationship. I'm in there like I don't know bro
Depend on my past two relationships
They left me because I was an absolute dipshit and it was one of them things where it's like after two days
I was like, no, yeah, I get it. She was right after they left but like with her I've been like, I don't know man
Look I've had my owner for all the years I've lived in this town and then we finally got together in like 2018
And I've been happy as shit ever since so
So you still love her like in in the perfect scenario you would be intimate with her and you'd be fine
being in a monogamous relationship with just her, but she's not providing that for you any longer.
Yeah, you didn't ask for a holopass for nothing, right? She just...
Right, right. No, no, no, unprompted. I didn't bring it up. I don't really...
I'm not even sure if I have much interest in taking advantage of it, you feel me?
Like, I just...
So, um, I mean, the most cynical interpretation of events, and you can correct me if I'm wrong,
Is that like it could be that this is like her way of trying to open up the relationship?
Maybe she's but but you can tell me if that's like there's no possibility of that as well, right?
Yeah
Lean into the fact that like she wants to open up the relationship or she's like
sexually active or wants to be sexually active with someone else or
She's just definitely cold turkey done with fucking I
I mean I could be wrong bro, but like from everything I know about her and our relationship and everything
It's not that ain't the case like I think she just is trying to make it work for me
But like that's not I didn't like as like I said, I didn't suggest it
You know what I mean? Like I it just kind of came up a couple times
You know do you feel like she it feels inadequate and and feels guilty
But loves you and want and understands that you have these desires and therefore wants to keep the relationship going
and that's the reason why she's letting this happen.
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
And that's kind of my thing is like,
that's why I made me feel so kind of weird about it
is because I try my best to make her understand.
I mean, it was like two years that nothing happened.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, I'm cool.
Like I'm not.
I have a question.
Did she flick the bean?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, you're gonna have to.
Evidently not anymore, but.
Okay.
Has she got her blood checked?
My opinion, whatever people feeling weird or anything,
my first like thing to do,
make sure your hormone levels,
your body, everything's in check.
She should get her blood checked.
Make sure everything's like correct.
And make sure there's nothing like, you know,
that she could fix.
I'm not saying she broken or something, but like, you know?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've had the same kind of like,
that's hard for me to approach.
Cause I don't want to sound like I'm like,
Hey baby, why don't you go over and go to the doctor
and make sure they let you fuck again.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
No, I understand that.
I mean, but like communication is key obviously.
and sex is a part of a very important part of a healthy relationship. So it's like,
I think trying to address that and trying to find a workable solution before it gets to that point
is probably the most important thing you can do as far as first steps goes. The fact that she's like
willing to give you this hall pass, this indefinite hall pass, implies that she recognizes there's
a problem there and this has been her solution. So this is an opportunity. Oh, shit. I'm on
Fox news. What? Yeah. Sean, he's talking about me. But anyway, sorry. Someone, someone in
the chat told me, okay. So, so what I would say is talk to her about this and be like,
look, I don't want to do this. Like I want to, I want to be with you. I want to figure
out of way for us to make it work. And then you can move into the other, you know, the
other avenues of exploration. You know, yeah, yeah, I mean, we, we, you know, we had these
conversations, like it's not the one time conversation I've been trying to, to express
like, Hey, it's fine. You don't have to, you know, that doesn't have to be the solution,
whatever. It was just really the fact that it came up for her that kind of fucked me
up a little bit. You know what I mean? Cause I'm like, what, you know, what am I, what,
I don't know, like, like, how did I call it?
Did I cause this?
Is it something that I have no, you know, control over whatever?
And how do I approach that?
I just, I don't really want her to feel that that's what she's
supposed to do or nothing like that.
And you, and you've had them come with her like, my dick ain't weak or
nothing.
Like I'm not hurting you and shit.
Like it's purely like, you know what I'm saying?
Cause it could be a, where you just abuse her fucking, you know, you
doing something wrong and she don't want to hurt your feelings and shit.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, all I'll say about that is like, even up to the last time that we actually did, you know,
we're regularly intimate. I promise there was no complaints. I'll just say that.
I ain't worried about that.
I know. I know.
Yeah. Um, yeah, I think once again, communication is key.
Having this conversation with her is good. And then maybe you explore the open,
uh, the open relationship and, and, uh, I, I just don't think you should use the hall
pass yet. You know what I mean? It's like a final, final, final option, right? Yeah. Don't use the
hall pass yet. That actually might flux it up and she might think she can handle it more than
chance you actually can. Yeah. I feel like sex therapy is a thing here. My first thing I would
do to get your blood levels checked, make sure everything's good. She got her blood levels
me personally make sure everything good because that's just true that's just real game. Oh yeah, I mean we're both almost 40s
I mean, you know, it is what oh
That's not that that ain't that menopause no 40s to
Yeah, oh that's 50. That's good. Yeah, 40 is way 40 is too young for that. Oh, I don't think that's what it is
All right. Well, hopefully that was helpful chatter
Yeah, yeah, man. Okay. Thank you. Good luck out there. Let's see
what the let's see what the fox is saying real quick. I did steal from Whole Foods on several
occasions. I began with groceries and I would finish and be like, Oh my God, four lemons.
I forgot four lemons. And on several occasions, I was like, I'm just gonna go back grab those
four lemons and get the hell out. But I didn't feel I didn't feel bad about it at all. Okay,
i don't feel bad if i steal other people's stuff i'm entitled to what do you say wait
they're a big corporation uh... louis you do you like i should just take it yeah i
said like uh... i explained the concept of social martyr that angles wrote about
i mean this is my idea that these systems
yeah by the way two hundred two million dollar house so that never says a whole lot about
her party look i can't say that i'm surprised that uh for the party that wants to defund
listen to this and I'll explain it.
I mean, they're just talking that shit, they're just-
I mean, they're just-
I guess at least she's not being hypocritical on that front.
All right, you love this story.
Meanwhile, after Mayor Zoran, Marxist, Commie, Mamdani, singled out Citadel, Chief Executive
Officer Ken Griffin-
Yeah, these guys hate Zoran, too.
... were taxing Zoran.
You fucking Zoran?
Yeah, you're a mayor as companies-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
... according to reports.
an internal memo the company's COO said quote it shameful that he used Ken's name as an example
Okay, the Griffin because that's the he's a hedge fund CEO South Florida
Million dollars each South currently exists
Ken Griffith should just pull up stakes
Lately and not spend the money 34
And if he goes there sell the sell the condo sell the pen house and get the nicest room in New York City
He can kind of afford it. He's pretty wealthy. Yeah, and there are other cities and red states that would be happy to have him
And do they just fuck with him?
Oh yeah, they love him.
They love him.
He's one of the most popular politicians in the country right now.
You're going to see a lot more of this because a lot of these kinds of pernubers are going
to realize.
Okay.
You think he'd ever run for president?
Dave Smith on his latest YouTube call, one of the dumbest people said he tried to debate
you and you chickened out.
That's crazy because I'm just going to fucking leak the DMs.
Okay.
Drama.
Yo, it was good.
Clippers.
Oh, wait.
I just straight up said, we don't agree on much, but I will give you, here, I'll just show
it to you right now. Actually, look at that. Wait. Oh, it just shows this one. We don't
agree on much, but I will give you props for holding firm on Israel from all the stuff
I've seen of you. April 10th, 2025, no response. So I don't know where the fuck he said you
don't know where the fuck he's coming from.
Hey, Dave Smith, because I said you want that, that smoke this week and I could pull up.
Yeah, I do. I do want the smoke. I don't know why he's like, I didn't even know that there
was smoke, but fuck it. Who else you want to smoke with? Who else you want to debate?
I got you. I'll set that up.
All right. You got it.
I got you.
Who else?
Okay, I'm going to.
I'm probably going to debate Sean Henney, the guy who just you just saw.
We're setting that up right now.
Okay. Leaked it.
Fuck it. Why not?
Oh, shit.
Is that news?
Yeah, that's news.
Yeah.
He bought a debate.
Sean Henney.
Yeah.
Patrick, but David, I would love to go on his show.
Talk to him.
Okay.
You know, I've been David.
I know of his name.
I don't even know his like views and shit.
Yeah.
He's all they're all right wing.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, what else? What else? What else?
As my goal, set it up.
I need that as my goal ducks me like crazy.
He would never do that.
As you see, go ahead.
As you see is irrelevant.
I don't want to fucking debate and waste time with it.
So I'm talking about like motion.
You have like twenty seven K and a bitch.
No, it's not even like the number of political political relevance.
Yeah, I was like debating like playing chess with a pigeon.
You know, the fuck am I going to do with that?
At least with Asmogol, he has like,
people that watch him for his political takes.
I heard him say he don't like talking to people
cause he like to stay in his bottom or some shit,
whatever he's saying.
Yeah, yeah, that's cause he's a pussy.
That's what it is.
You want to say that to his face though?
You want to say that to his face?
Oh, you're trying to instigate, yes I will.
Yes, I will.
You'll call Asmogol pussy to his face,
next time you see that TwitchCon.
I'm not going to TwitchCon, but if I did,
if I did, I would not have an issue doing that.
So let's say you thought I...
supposed to debate Charlie Kurg and then he died. Oh, you think as many goals gonna be
going to twitch con? Yeah, it's not. Oh, you know, outside at all. Oh, sure. Yeah, we
got chat. Vice. Yeah. Does he look like he goes outside? All right. All right. Joe, I
know somebody I want you to beg by angle say it though. I know what you're gonna say. You're
gonna say the fucking sex pest. I'll tell my destiny. Yeah, sex, pestany. Good at debates.
He is good at debates, you know, I recognize that.
All right, welcome to chat by Shatter.
What's your name?
Sam, he, him.
Okay.
Yo, howdy, Sam.
Nice to meet you all.
What's going on, Sam?
I am more of a parasocialist for Kaya and Rage Your Dogs.
Well, I'm a dog lover.
So that's where I'm at.
You're a good dude.
But anyway.
All right.
So my main issues are specifically around, I'm a groomsman in a wedding for a friend
of mine who's also someone I've been crushing on for about 10 plus years at this point.
Wait, you're a groomsman at the wedding?
Are you crushing on a guy or the girl?
I'm on the bride.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, got feelings for friends for 10 plus years at this point with both of them
Are you are you gonna get up and be like when someone says like speak now or forever hold your peace?
You'll be like, oh
No
It feels like you are gonna do
No, I'm too much of a chicken shit for that
I mean, it's good that he's a chicken shit. Let's be real
No, I'm friends with the both of them.
So the wedding was planned for this fall, and I had reached out to them a couple days ago
and was like, hey, my fall is kind of filling up weekend-wise, like I got some work requirements,
whatever.
And they said, oh, hey, the wedding's actually been delayed due to financial reasons.
And I was like, oh, okay, like I had to reach out to you guys to figure out like what the
yeah.
And you're one of the groups.
And that's crazy.
I am.
It's kind of insane.
Like the lack of communication.
I mean, the state of Hormuz is closed.
The recession indicator, you know, no, I mean, that's just it is like the most terrible
interpretation.
It's like, yeah, sure.
Whatever.
I get it.
But it's interesting because, yeah, I don't know.
It was one of those things where historically, they're not
the best at communicating to begin with, because, again,
I'm friends with both of them.
But I guess my question for you is,
would I be an asshole for confronting them
on that front of being like, uh, if I can front them about this, having, having to reach out, um, to them instead of them, like, you know, keeping me in the loop, what should I fucking say to them?
Um, I think you just, uh, you just keep it cool and, and be chill.
And since you're already at a disadvantage morally a little bit, it can't.
No, 100%.
So I would just, you know, I would just keep it chill. I mean, it's, it's, do you want to be a part of the wedding party?
Do you want to continue being a part of the wedding party? Do you want to continue being friends with these people?
Uh, if that's a yes, then you just be chill and be like, hey, um, I, uh, you know,
I have a lot of work related, uh, scheduling conflicts. Like I would have really appreciated if you, uh, if you guys could tell me in the future, if the, you know, the wedding is going to turn around.
official wedding date in the first place like officially date no they hadn't
given a specific date and now they're like rearranging things entirely like
one of the main reasons I wanted to you know stay within the wedding party and
like be a part of all this is they were gonna have a wedding reception at a
place that had electric go-karts which would have been fucking awesome
Now it sounds like they're gonna-
Don't be reasonable, you wanted to be a part of the fucking way you wanted to be.
Oh, one of the reasons.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, it's electric go-karting, you should be.
Okay, so you don't really fuck with these people.
You want to fuck the bride, but you're not really that tight.
No, I mean, I've been friends with her for 10 years.
I'd say it's a bit deeper than that.
But, no, like that's one of the big-
You want to be deep in that.
No!
Yeah!
That's cool.
I was like, hi.
I mean, he said it.
Yo, listen, this is a play with it.
You don't bring it up.
You're just like, all right, cool.
And then literally, that's it.
I don't think your problem is that deep, really.
Plus, if they're broke, they can't do electric go-karts
anyway, which is eliminating a major factor here,
where now you don't have to sit in the cuck chair first hand
as the love of your life gets married off to your friend,
Who I assume you might not be that friendly with I even though you're
I'm more friendly with the bride to be
You said a risky test text tonight see what she talked about
Provide you with all the go-kart needs my queen
They're gonna go broke boys. Fuck. Yeah, I did what you want. I also be a broke boy
Are you broke?
No, I'm a chemical engineer
Yo, yo, send a picture that degree real quick
Be like, hey, I know I know all the ways to open up the shit of her mussie
Yeah, you're like, hey, bro, you good
Every chemical engineer I've ever met has been the most toxic person I've ever met in
my life.
To be fair, that's the whole reason I'm still friends with this bride-to-be.
She's the one that made me woke.
She was pro-China back in 2019 and actually made me...she was the first person to be like,
hey, I'm pissed that America is no longer selling Huawei phones.
And I was like, wait, what?
And I was like, oh, shit, that's that's awesome.
So like, she's the one that actually kind of made me based.
And then I found you as on hell.
Yeah, um, I hope she's not also a fan because that would be kind of awkward.
No, she's not.
That's the whole reason I was OK with that coming up.
OK, good.
All right.
You never know.
It's like this shit pops off on a fucking TikTok compilation.
She's going to be like, wait a minute.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we'll see.
OK.
So what do I think?
I mean, it kind of feels like you don't fuck with a dude,
even though you're groomsmen, you're there for the bride,
but you're willing to let go of this relationship, right?
Because that's how it feels.
Oh, no, it's one of those things where it's like,
we've been friends for 10 plus years.
It's one of those things where like back in time,
like I had reached out to her and was like,
well, what if I had asked you out like back in college
or whatever, and she's like, well, whatever.
and
Go about real quick. No, what did she say to that? Uh, she said that she could not be
Less interesting enough for me enough for me
Is basically what she's got like she's got like mental shit
She was like you deserve better than me is basically what she said. Yeah, that's all the people is that all right
No, I know so it's like one of those things where it's like letting me down easy in a sense
But it's like she's we're still friends 10 years later. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Like we get along again. She's based so I
Keep her around. Yeah, I mean, she's a friend. It's over. She's getting married
Uh, you just right just like out of your get it out of your system. You watch it happen and in your mind
It's like you're giving her away and it'll be it'll be good for you
Have you goons her?
Okay, no, I don't lie, bro, brother. Hey, bro, 10 years no goons
No, actually
Mental block I legit have tried but it's a weird mental block
Oh, he's right and they get ed when he tried it was crazy. Yeah, so you've never seen like respect star that kind of looks like
Are he he's right about this and you were like him
That that helps
I only talk about what politically correct answer to that is so I
Watch porn like let's say I'm talking to someone. Let's say I'm talking to a black girl
Uh-huh, and we're like dating or something if I watch porn
I can't watch porn of an Asian girl has to be a black girl or if I'm dating an Asian girl
And let's say I want to point I can't be some I can't I can't I can't envision me just fuck some random person
He's he's too. He's too monogamous. He's just that's what it is. No
Yeah, I like that, I'm back to poor, are you thick of a porn star in your head or are you thinking about somebody that you, like, that you, you didn't want to say it?
Uh, yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
I don't beat to the...
I understand where you're coming from. W Mans.
Am I weird?
No, W Mans, for sure.
Bro, what?
No, you're, you're...
What, weird?
W husband. W, W boyfriend.
No, like a frill.
Okay, okay, we're getting back to the chatter's problem.
Um, so what's the issue?
Oh, well, no, the issue is, yeah, just how, how I, how to confront him.
It sounds like you already said, just like be casual about it, be like,
Hey, communicate better in the future.
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're, you got a, a, a,
a very interesting vibe.
Let's say when you're, don't say it like that, what I was saying is like, um,
maybe communicate it in a way where you're like, Hey, by the way, just so you
guys know, like if there's, you know, a future date, if you could let me know
ahead of time, because like, you know, my schedule, like, don't be like,
oh, you're fucked up.
Yeah. You're going to say anything at all.
I would just say something along the lines of like, hey,
you know, the wedding date is coming up.
I'm really excited. I want to be there.
I've never goon to the bride.
You know, go cars.
Yeah. And, and, you know, I'm very stoked on the go car stuff, especially.
Um and so I just wanted to know like do you guys have any plans on what's happening there
Just so I can fix my schedule ahead of time, you know that type of
Coordinate on that front be subtle about it. I like your life
You could be like a you could have like dr. Eggman laugh or so you should be a voice
You got a devious laugh for sure. I got a buddy of mine who has an Eggman cosplay. I'll have to steal his outfit someday
All right, yeah, where the Eggman cosplay of the wedding
and then steal her like Mario.
Yeah.
Like, and then I was like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, like, you know, he's the Mario in the situation.
She's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
Oh, hey, real quick. What's up?
Real quick, shout out.
My little sister loves you guys.
She wanted me to say that.
So yeah, that's all.
Thank you, son. Thank you, Rich.
All right. Bye.
All right. Take care.
Chill, he's gonna think you're for real. No, he's not gonna think I'm for real chatters. That's no, I'm not as ridiculous
My god, I love what the hell yeah, you you accidentally got yourself out instead of him. Oh my god
I was saying something. I thought you're ignoring me. I was like damn. No fuck up that bad
You got some crazy Chad vice
recipients today
Yeah, this is, this is fun.
What, why are you saying it like you're confused that I am capable of enjoying myself?
Look, this is awesome.
Yeah, what, what's up?
Do you, do you, do you be bored, gang?
Like, how can you just talk about the, the, the foreign policies every goddamn day?
I love it, dude.
This is my, this is my favorite fucking thing.
I can talk about it all day.
And my chat, like, look, I had like 10,000 more people watching when I was talking about the news.
I have a community that if I don't do the news, they literally are like, oh, I'm fucking out of here.
Hey, that's no photo.
Yeah, no, you're right. That's why I used to do stuff like this. I used to rotate. I used to cycle
Fun shit all the time. I would do like you on the game a little bit
I see play the game of shit
I would do five hours of news coverage and then I would play games
I would like collab with other streamers, but ever since the Israel shit since October 7
It's like cooked all of my collapse because I have like crazy haters
Destiny being one of them and they literally harass the fuck out of anyone that I what does he hate you?
bro
So seven years even begin at that point seven year stalking
situation with his entire community
But I think it's mostly envy
He thinks he deserves the the situation that I'm in and he will never give up on it where he's like constantly
Fucking himself over over and over again because he's kind of a dickhead. I mean he's a bad person
I was like y'all got some built-up tension. Yeah, I need a release. No, no, I'm not going anywhere near that
but but what I was saying is I
Used to do all that stuff, but they're but it since October 7 since like the Israel stuff
I haven't been able to one. I haven't been able to have time to just like do more chill shit and then on top of that
It's any time I've collabed with anybody. They just fucking pounce on them. They'll like go
No, I don't I don't remember the first time I clouted you but every time you're in anything with me
I get cooked. I'd be wondering like why I'd be one of my my mentions are just fully you know
They ain't you this but yeah, they do that shit on purpose
They do that shit to like try to stop me from collabing with other people not realizing that that just makes me lock in harder and make me fucking
Focus on politics which then cooks them because then I re raised my prominence in this area
That they don't want me to raise my prominence in right
So it just cooks them in general
That's a cool dude game. I'm pretty fucking cool. Thank you
And off camera chat. I'd be one. You don't you don't just talk about politics all day
Yeah, you'll get you'll get you'll get mad first time chatters out of nowhere in your chat being like
Oh, why are you talking to this guy fucking sucks? He killed his dog or whatever the fuck they're saying. Yeah
Anyway, all right was who's next how many more people do we have more people including this person?
But what I was saying before I accidentally left is the chatter sent me their Instagram for rage. Oh, wait, wait, you say you got this
I said the chatter sent me their Instagram for a reason
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Yes, this is Brian he him
Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm Brian. Um, yeah, my problem is like kind of basic, I guess. I'm like so like my girlfriend
I've been with for like a year. She only like allows me to
Be friends with like women that she views as like ugly and like
I don't know that's kind of weird cuz like, um, it's like, you know, should I really be like mad because like, you know
A lot of times when you get into like relationships sometimes don't allow you to have woman friends, but that's a red flag
She's mad insecure. That's not good. Listen though. Listen though
I've been in situations where cuz like especially with what I do
I'm gonna be a lot of around a lot of pretty woman a lot of the times
Big wrongs ahead and some girls straight up
Hated that shout-offs because of past experiences. Whatever. Here's maybe it but some girls hated it
And I was able to show them like, yo, it's strictly platonic and ain't on no weird shit
It really depends on her though
Like if she's not willing to budge at all like even if you show her that you not on no bullshit
She's not a bush is strictly platonic
Then yeah, hey somebody's gonna have to sacrifice some work get her to fuck up one out of you
Have you have you done anything that that is causing her to feel insecure about you being around other women?
No, no, all I do is just do my like school and I do my job and like that's it
Like I literally go to like a school that's like mostly women
I don't I don't like be like hitting on women or anything like that and no woman be like
I'm like going up to me or anything like that. So no, but like I talked to her about it
She has like opened up more about a bit about it
Allow me to see like some of my some friends that she says like or less like I guess
ugly, I guess I
But like I don't like kind of feel kind of like bummed out because like there's like this one person
I was like friends with for me like four to five years, but I can't really see them in person
That's crazy. So like allows me to like text them stuff like that
You keep using the word allow
You're an adult. That's crazy. That's like like she should not be
Severely restricting your your you know other relationships like that your your platonic friendships like that and to be quite frank
You put your foot down like it can't first of all can't nobody tell you who you can and can't hang out with you
Do you know I'm saying and when you put your foot down in that type of situation?
Show it more respect for you. I ain't no lie. Can't nobody tell me who the fuck I can't it can't hang out with
Yeah, unless I've given them a reason to this. All right, that's valid. I did this I fucked up. I did this. All right
You know I'm sorry. Yeah, but for the most part you seem like you haven't really did shit for a job
It seems coercive. I don't like it. It seems too controlling. Yeah, that's controlling this fuck
Yeah, I totally get it like um, I
I reason why I'm serious because like she's actually getting like more open-bodied actually like being like
Actually like understanding me more. It's I've been trying to like talk to her more about it
Like in fact, she's like, um, I think she's coming tomorrow to my place
I'm gonna try talking her about it again because I've been I've been making some progress, but I've been trying to
Like do you be on a work as talking has been working?
I got to put more like talking into it because like she's like like
Like I like I proved so much already like I think she's like more worried because like um
Past like relationships like like yeah, she's you've been cheated on in the past that seems well
No, no she hasn't no she just had her past relationships are just a lot of the guys are just like
Bad only wanted her for like sex and stuff like that. So
Okay, um, are do you be getting on her ass for for guys that she can't know it or is it just
No, no, no, no, she doesn't have any guy friends actually she only really hangs out with like one or two
Girlfriends, so yeah, and what situations are you are you in where's like yo?
I don't like is it is he texting is it class is it hanging out like what is it usually?
Like oh
What she gets on your ass about pretty woman is it like you like friends
It's usually friends you've already had or some shit like that or do you just socialize and with people like what situations have she seen
Did she see that she was like y'all like this shit?
Yeah, that's more like the friends. I already have that I explain like they they have like
Boyfriends, they don't like anything to me. She like understands that it's more like when like I meet like newer people
Maybe I'm like class or something or that work. She gets like cautious about that
Actualist I was like, oh don't be like too friendly at work or school
They might fall for you or something. I'm like, I don't think that's how it works
But like I mean I have a lot of friends and it's like I something I try to make more but it's kind of
hard to make like more
Friends in that sense because she's like more like watch dog and that but like the older people she's like more
I'm like shaking through my the body because like I don't know it's just like I'm not like looking at the chat or anything like that
I'm not doing that. It's just like I still realize I'm talking to like a big
Crowd so it's kind of like yeah
um, I mean, yeah, you know you're just talking to us, but
Going back to your your situation. I do I do feel like
like, but even the language that you're using is not very healthy.
The relationship has to be healthy is a partnership, right?
Hopefully a lifelong partnership.
And it kind of feels like this person is putting a lot of restrictions on what you can and
can't do.
And that's not a healthy relationship at all.
And so you got to like isolate the problem, try to identify, because clearly is an issue
because you brought it up to us.
And and you have to communicate with her you have to be like listen, you know, babe, I don't know where this started
I don't know what's going on. I don't know if it's like
Something related to a past experience
But you know, I go to an all-girls school and and I I
You know, it may be it's long distance. Maybe that's the problem, but like I
I need a healthy social life
I need to have a healthy social life and and I think it's it's normal for me to be friends of people like you
We have to establish trust with one another
Regardless, that's what's talking to me. You say get up right get up right dick from long. That's it. You're my fucking or you can do that
Yeah, you're my dick. Do you feel like he is the type of person that's going to say that he needs to be it's
Try with us right now. Okay
I'm gonna say
Get off my cock. No, no
I'm out of here.
All right, try it out.
Oh my God.
I'm here.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Okay, up.
Get off my dick.
I'm out of here.
No, no, no.
Get out of my dick.
Or get out of my dick.
I'm out of here.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Get out of my dick.
Get out of my dick or I'm out of here.
Yeah.
But in reality, it's really like, yo,
baby girl, look, listen.
I haven't done anything for you to be
feel this type of way if it makes you feel like I'll do anything with a girl
I haven't done this on the third you've done my neck about what can it can't
handle it and I can I don't get down with that I'll tell you who you can it can
and can't handle it and it's stressing me out I want to live my life and if you
can handle that I'm out of her that ass I'll love you for you I ain't cheating
on you I will never cheat on you but I can't do this no more
lock in please yeah yeah I totally agree with you I'm gonna do that on
Friday when she comes over but it's not like I don't have a social I do talk to
like both men and women my friend stuff like that it's just mostly this like
pretty like newer people that is this kind of are which is like I guess which
is like I just gonna be a problem but I'm gonna try to crack down on like you
know actually like say my friends hey yeah allow me to like meet new people
like yeah I'm old friend but there's nothing wrong with getting like new
friends is not like the old people don't like stop talking to me or something
deal they like boys likes want to catch up and stuff like that you begging I
believe in you you got to find your heart put your fucking foot down look
on the eyes and tell her how you feel game that is don't want for me yeah yeah
I will I've been great it's been working so hey hey say I'm him after I say
You're him. You're him.
Wait, you want me to say I'm him? You're him.
I'm him. You're him.
Yeah. Oh, wait. Oh, you're him. Yeah. No, no, you're him.
Say I'm him. You're him.
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Okay, it's a bit slow. I'm him. You're him.
Yeah, I mean, you're him.
I am him. Yeah, that shit. You're him.
Well, the well, the whole time I'm in here, but I mean,
All right, buddy good luck. Yeah, thank you
That was great, yeah, I won't I will try this advice tomorrow because you're gonna be staying for like
Yeah
No, you're good, bro. You're good, buddy.
I thank you.
All right, thank you.
All right, bye.
I know he's a great guy, bro.
Probably the nicest dude I've ever met.
A little too nice.
A little too nice, bro.
All right, is this the last person?
Last person.
Brownwater, she heard.
What's up?
Brownwater, what's your problem?
Welcome to Chad Vice.
You said brownwater?
Wait, isn't that what you said?
I said, groundwater.
Groundwater. Groundwater. Welcome to Chad Vice Rear Agent. How's that not be?
Oh my god. Thank you so much, Hesipo, Ragey. Oh, so happy to be here. Appreciate being on the broadcast.
Yes, ma'am. What's your question today?
So, all right. The girls, the girls are fighting, unfortunately. So, my co-worker,
he, him, is my best friend. We've been friends for about five years. He's married to his
wife. I'm married to my wife. Together, we are all friends.
Okay.
Um, a few weeks ago, he got into this massive argument with his wife. He texted me as one
does and he started talking shit about the fight and his wife.
I also started shit talking to wife.
A few days later, she sees the messages.
And she's super nice.
Oh, no!
She said I was a girl's girl
because I was talking shit about her.
Oh, oh, oh, my God.
OK, wait, so you were talking shit.
You were talking big shit.
How big is the shit?
OK, so I I don't remember.
Actually, I do.
I was I said she was the messages.
Yeah, what a mess is that girl?
You know, I know you still got to be careful.
You tell them screenshots. Come on.
OK, OK, OK, I do have it in front of me, actually.
I said she needs to or, sorry, quote,
she needs to step her pussy up and be a good spouse.
Oh, no. Whoa. OK.
And like, which I mean, come on.
I mean, it's nothing I wouldn't have said to her face.
I would have said a little nicer.
Actually, no, I would not have said this to her.
You know, she's falling.
She falls, she's falling every time.
Let me be real for a second.
OK. So.
So, yeah, now it's a little awkward.
She blocks me on Instagram.
She didn't restrict me. She didn't mute me. She blocked me.
And she told my friend, her husband, that, you know, we can't work.
The hangouts we do are grounded, basically.
I, you know, what she can't, I can't even be mad at her.
And, you know, it's crazy. You it was probably valid.
Like you probably had your reasons as to why you said it.
she does a step with pussy up. You're probably, you didn't know what I was saying.
What's wrong with her pussy?
Well, no, it's not like literally her pussy.
No, I'm joking.
Okay.
I was like, what was the issue if you don't mind me asking?
What? What? Oh, she's just not. Okay. She's not very nice.
So you guys aren't all tight. You're just tight.
You and your wife are tight with the husband.
Yeah, I would say so.
But you're pretty cool with the wife too, though, like I was cool.
I was cool with the wife.
Like, you know, we had some beef early on.
It's fine.
We moved past it and then we got and then we were friendly.
We weren't close friends, but there's no beef.
So it was all good until until until.
Yeah. So yeah, she she did not like what she read.
Again, understandable.
But she said that she was humiliated, she's humiliated that I know so much about their
marriage.
But that's kind of on them, no?
Look, I'm just going to say, I was definitely the scapegoat for the marital problems.
Yeah, it kind of feels like she's using you to unload into you to maintain the relationship
a little bit.
Which is, I mean, sometimes you gotta take an L.
I mean, the relationship does matter, right?
Unless it's like an irreguemable problem.
Unless she, maybe she can't step her pussy up, you know?
And then who knows?
And then you have the husband and his friend forever.
Yeah, but except the friend,
the French have restrictions now.
I'm sorry, Hassan, it's a little bullshit if you ask me.
Like she knew what she was doing opening those messages.
I don't know how this even came to be, but like she know she knew what she was getting into
He'd like I understand. I've been in this situation too. I'm not gonna say which character in the situation. I was
But when you see come on rage
About a bad partner of a friend of mine and let me tell you 100% of the time
They're getting back together and she's gonna see it and then that's gonna be your fucking problem
Fuck.
Damn.
That no matter what.
What?
Yeah.
I guess this leads me to my question.
How do I move forward in the friendship given this?
No, listen.
Wait, have you had a conversation with her besides her just seeing the messages?
No.
I'll be honest.
I'm scared of her.
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
She's the type.
I don't know how to describe this.
the type where she'll let's say she's at a restaurant ordering she'll just ask
really like I don't know what can I say it's Conti and then like she won't even
realize what she said it was so Conti so she's like not she's one of those not
self-aware nasty nasty ladies if you will you fucking hate this woman oh my
Oh my god, you did not fuck with her at all.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Again, she died, we're good.
It has nothing to do with her.
It doesn't feel like y'all are good.
It feels like you hate her.
When she's like, when you guys go out on a quad date,
you're like sitting there white knuckling through it,
it seems.
You were generally just tolerating her.
I don't think she ever liked her game.
If none of this relationship friend dynamic was a thing,
If you're just a random girl on the street or you're mad at work, I don't think you'd
be friends with her.
Yeah.
Here's what you do, okay?
Here's what you do.
You destroy the relationship and now you have the man.
All to you and your wife.
Get all you guys skinned.
Now you guys can go out, watch movies together.
Maybe you can even find like a better suitable partner for this guy.
Clearly she's not doing it.
Oh my God.
No.
These are the real place.
real plan damn to have a conversation with her apologize for it yeah you was
talking shit yeah albeit you think it was valid or not cuz she's a shitty
per a girlfriend whatever you was talking shit one you got to apologize
and she forgives you unless in the quarter cool let's her husband hang out
with you then it is what it is or she might just say fuck it and now now it's
up to the boyfriend to or the husband would it do yeah don't I hope you don't
I'm asking it's just purely platonic right there's no like there's nothing else out there like is she jealous maybe is that a thing
Okay
Okay, what do you want to say yeah go ahead you have the floor
I'm just gonna say compared to her. I'm a real fun friend
What is that? What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
So, like, she is a tried and true wife, okay? She handles business, respect, all respect here.
She handles her wife business. But like, you know, you can't be having 100%
fun with wives, you know? You have to... It's hard to be like...
Like what go on elaborate elaborate revealed what you're gonna say. I don't I'm sorry
I don't even know where I'm going with this what I'm trying to say is there is some jealousy because
Okay, no, I can't say what I'm saying
Okay, I'm just saying like I
I love I support her man better than she does when it comes to his interests and hobbies.
Okay.
Well, that can win a lot of things.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Are you playing Marvah's with the niggas on the weekends or what?
No, no, no.
Because like he's into professional wrestling, he's into finger boarding.
You familiar with those communities?
They're very...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So y'all be, y'all be sparring and wrestling and finger boarding and training.
Finger boarding.
No, no, no.
It's tech deck, right?
Are you talking about tech deck?
I am. Well, I mean, it's more than this tactic, but yes, that's oh, wait, wait, yeah, actually,
I should do that. Yeah, yeah, all these issues. No, no, no, no. Both of you listening to me,
you got to get into it. It's coming back.
Is it really if I ask you sexuality is yeah, I'm a lesbian.
OK, yo, I mean, I mean,
you saw a cool ass friend of me. She
Look, okay, I'm not even, look, I'm not even trying to create beef, okay?
I'm just like being a friend and I feel like sometimes it's threatening to this wife because
she is not as fun as I am.
She's not, she doesn't have the fingers, the powerful finger boarding skills that you have.
She can't ollie, she can't do kickflip.
That's lame, man.
You gotta at least be able to kickflip.
I can't even kickflip.
He's dating a lame-ass bitch
Again, she handles business
Home moneys. She is a great mother. Okay. I support
Okay, you can't no no you have to try to pass it up. Yeah
Diversing over finger boarding. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay. Okay. All right, so what you're telling me is I need to I just need to take the
Yeah. Yeah. For sure. But it's a good thing because yes for the betterment of your friendship. Yeah. For your friendship and for the child, right? Like you don't want to you. The reason why he kind of let you he kind of hang you, uh, hung you out the dry in this situation is because he's like, obviously the highest priority here is to maintain this relationship.
And you're being a homie. You're being a homie. You're being a W friend by kind of letting
him drop this on you. And then I think slowly but surely, you know, after a little bit of
time has passed between this incident, eventually you guys get back together as a quad. And,
and, you know, you, you don't think so? I was going to say, like, you can, you can mend
that relationship again, but you feel like I feel like they're never going to be the
same again, but I feel like it could be to the point where the wife is cool with them
being cool. I don't think the quads, I feel like it's forever going to be a little bit
awkward, a little bit.
She's talking about, say, no, she's not the chatters. You guys are. No, it's right. You're
not right.
I'm stuck.
Wait, you're cutting off my it in a cutout. Say that one more time.
Nothing, nothing.
Don't worry about it.
100% lesbian, right?
Oh, my God.
You're sabotaging her.
Yeah, you're.
Yeah, she ain't.
I got a lot of the wife is doing some.
The wife is doing MPL and shit.
Yeah.
Wife MP gang, GG.
Hello, can you hear us?
Uh-oh.
Yo, they got her.
That's crazy.
They got her bro. Yeah, you got it. You got to say 10 Amis real highs
Oh, she's back. Hello back in
Is the moosa the moosa
Moosa that's so funny
Moosa hello, can you hear us? Let me DM her I
Go a lot of she got her answer though. You know, I like I like her I like her vibes
Yo
You seem like a fun friend
What I do always do that what you know
You see like a fun friend. Is this I thought with fingerboard in this shit
You know, I don't know what you mean when you say it like that. It almost feels like you're talking about something different
I like fingerboard and bro.
Yeah. OK. That's you know, I'm still doing it.
You're you like I like that shit and I love wrestling.
Little wrestling.
She did kind of set that up crazy.
Well, wrestling and fingerboard and bro.
You couldn't have said any other thing.
Right. Just part housefly.
What do I mean?
I don't know. I look like a butt.
Are you up in your head?
How do you read that?
But she's been fucking commas flying. That's crazy.
She was definitely not talking about take day, bro. No, she was talking about take day.
All right. Is that that was the last person, right?
Um, I think that was the last person person. Sorry. She disconnected IDM here.
And I assume she's going to come back, but that was the last person.
Okay, I bet. All right. Well, then thank you, Frogan, so much.
And thank you to everyone who participated. Thank you.
Thank you for coming on. I'm gonna continue on in your stream
Yes from this point on if you want to like throw it to something different while we go
Yeah, I'm gonna like switch in just a little bit. Yeah
And then we're gonna head over to your AB and I don't even know what we're doing
It's been a minute I haven't I haven't done that I've been
We might just my boy, you know who Jasonco is
You know the streaming? Oh, yeah, yeah, he does like
I'll keep the carding on that
Oh, thank you, so I can show you people. Thank you. Thank you. All right
Which one I don't know you stand like this you stand like
Oh, come on. That's from 2014, bro. That's from 2014. Oh my god
Yo chat, but any of the rage chatters any of the rage chattens give me some old fits around right now
Give me some old fits array. Oh, don't it's broken. Thank you so much. That was that was amazing
And yeah, we're I'm going to your fucking channel now. I'm not being yo throw me throw me some
All the orange minutes pull yours up. How's it not me? Everyone has seen it. Yeah, everyone has seen it
What is this communities? Oh, well, what do they got yrg ladies? What the fuck?
Just click the first link
See
Drop no bad fix. Yeah, I'd be saying
Like sleeveless hoodie
Yeah
We got an IG link we got an IG link. Oh, so no
All like 2014 bro
That was a classic everybody knows that was a black shirt everyone knows that one. What is this?
Yeah, it's not even a fit
There's gotta be worse. There's gotta be worse. There's gotta be worse
That's the sexiest fuck. You know what I'm saying?
It's not, it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
That's that?
Yo, yo, that's so bad.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Yo, yo, yo Bruce.
Got COVID with my taste better than ever?
It's not.
That's clown shit.
Got COVID with my taste better than ever.
No, you don't want it.
That is fucking.
Yo, that was it.
That's not even that long ago. It's a 2022 wait. What is this your rage? No game. What?
Old photo. Yeah, what I was a jordy. That's not me. Yo get what is this? It's not even fit. Yeah,
Yeah, this is not.
No, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
No, what?
What are you doing?
That was too.
No.
Oh, no.
That's not even me.
Come on.
OK.
No.
OK, get out.
Wait, two seconds.
Get out, shitty.
Get out.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay? Okay?
This one
Yo, okay. Okay. That was not bad though. I mean
Yo, yo, that's all white party bro. That was young pause all white party way no no no
Yeah, she shows off Jesus Christ
Okay
And I have so many of these things, this is an entire,
this is an entire genre of like my old like,
cause that was when I was first starting
and when you're first starting off, like you're trying.
What the fuck is this?
Why do you always pose yourself shitting?
Cyber truck, what the fuck yo two?
Listen, I'm trying to blow the cyber truck up.
I'm trying to find a way to do that,
but I feel like I'm losing.
Can I just sell it?
I'm trying to blow it up with an RPG.
I mean, you can make a lot of money filming that, I think.
Oh my god, blow it over.
No, I don't know.
I mean, well, with the current way that it with the current value, maybe.
Yeah, they make fun of me when I wear Hawaiian button ups.
They say this is what I look like.
Why?
You can swear that a little bit.
You got a loosey straw hat on.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
I thought that I was I was I was hot.
I thought I was also changed.
Oh my God.
No.
I was in a cellar at the airport.
Oh!
I was in a cellar at the airport.
Bro, hold on, first of all.
Why did you pull them off?
Why did you pull the joggers off?
You went capri?
You went capri at the airport,
at the Fort Lauderdale Airport.
I'm not allowed to land in a hotel.
I can tell.
That's an out of the game.
First of all, this is a DL Swat on a shirt on hand.
Like you did on that?
No, that's ass.
Bro, that was cold.
It's not too old.
Bullshit
Another rage fit okay
Show my classic. Oh, this was I mean this was swag though. This was actually I had the Mohawk. That's me. It's baby. Me. What? Yeah
That's you. Yeah, when I was like
Yeah, the fit's good if it's good. That's like back in fashion. Oh, this was Coachella doesn't count
Yeah, it wasn't great. That's why. Here is Ray's wearing a fedora at the club.
Yo, hey, good W chats. I like this check. I like this check. Yeah. But who is that?
And this is a friend of mine. Don't worry about it. It's an old friend of mine.
I don't know where they found this in this crazy. Yeah, the fedora work back then the fedora worked
Obviously the fedora work. This is like not even a hover hand either because it's like I'm touching her but also not at the same time is weird
Your rage whole rage archive
Yeah, there's nothing
Yo, let's switch to somebody's interest they want to go to I'm gonna talk to this shit
Yeah, and then I'm a yeah, I'm gonna end it already your stream
Show him this one is a twitch classic. Oh my god, I know
Don't we look like don't we look like like a yakuza villain or something like have you ever played those games?
Yeah, we look like
Yo, what happened? I know
Yeah, this was this was the fucking this was this went hard. Yeah, who's the sauce gave the group I
Don't know
You serve in face here. I mean that fits fine. That's not a bad fit
It's Teddy Fresh, but
Myth a co-worker and a chud
No, I love myth oh
Bad fit. Okay. Why are you guys cooking me man?
Damn, bro. My fucking yeah, Teddy first you was right. Um, my
your community is is
So much nicer to you that
I had mine you don't do
Oh, no, they're happy my community. Okay. I'll just do nothing. I do not ever say that they will terrorize
Yeah, this is the current fake like what do you mean?
Your best fit trust. Oh my god, this is the most this is the most embarrassing one
I I'm so
You are the most performative. I know I know
Okay, a friend of mine gave me this and then she wanted it was she was the cashier at night
She wanted to take a photo and then I gave her the hoodie, so I don't even own the hoodie
Okay, this is throughout. No, no, no, I gave her
No, no, I gave it to her she wanted it but but regardless this is first of all before people say oh
This is BLM like this is pre-trump. Okay. I'm pretty sure this is like
This is not yeah, this is the the the
Woke Bay moment. It was a sexiest version of yourself. Oh
I don't know I
Probably when I was like this age I think
Because I was young I was young. That was a that was an ad
Yeah, I did that for a will I am's like fucking headphone brand
You can't explain 2014 woke tumbler aesthetic to zoomers is like trying to escape Baja blast to a Victorian child true
True
Oh, yeah, you were there
This is not a fit by the way
God
MP at this is an MP merch. I had on game. It's not a fit. Yo shit, bro
I just started getting money to get soon. I was just like a scammer. I just like a brawler scammer game
All I knew was Broward drip at that time
That's what I go. I flagged at you sendy with the bro. I still act that shit. Come on. Yeah. No, that looks good
Yo, actually found a good fit. Okay guys enough enough see this what I mean
They cook me way harder.
They cook me.
My check is way harder than your check is you.
How do you understand?
I didn't stream for three to three, four days.
They decided to harass my ex my exes cause they know that they will get.
I will get a text message from them to force me to get back on stream.
I'm telling you, bro.
They do not like me gang.
That's crazy.
Cussy fragrance.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get let's get let's get moving.
Alright, um, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it to your I'm gonna raid your stream right now
Don't be fast look I'm not gonna see us for like the first a couple minutes because we got a teleport
You know saying we got a guy boy from the low. He got you got real ops
In me. That's true. Like Los Boyos
So we're gonna jump jump to someone that you think they fuck with this shit. Yeah, like Los Boyos. That's my
Yeah
I'm gonna park in the park you know.
I'm fucking out of time making fun of you.
I'm gonna have more niggas in the house.
Rah.
Ha!
Mel you gotta focus up.
You want the big screen?
There you write in the button.
Rachel has signed all your INJSGGs.
Wait a minute, what?
Oh sh, you want the big screen bitch?
Yo you got me fucking out.
You're on a party in fucking ten minutes, eh?
I'm not even at the crime in the party for having a 10 minute game.
No, he thinks he's out of the movie.
Wait, I'm on Rage of the Sars... wait, I should get Rage of the Sars fan right now.
I'm gonna make a fan.
Wait, I'm on Rage of the Sars fan right now?
Oh, what the...
Oh...
Wait, what's the chat...
Thanks!
Oh, I get that.
Most of them are quakes.
There was no one else?
Nope.
Nobody.
All alone, huh?
I don't care.
Hmm.
Ghostface!
Thank you for the five!
Thank you!
Hello, Ghostface!
Thank you, Ghost!
I'd like to appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, wait.
Right Blaster?
I will take that, actually.
But this is the way I came from, right?
So where am I supposed to go?
HUGE!
I found you!
You cannot hide from me!
I'm back. I hit him wall.
That'd be more of these things around here.
Crazy. Yo, RuinXDX, thank you for the five. Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you Ruin. Thank you.
Later hideout, I thought this would be a big stuffy company, but I quickly found out that
Everyone here is a massive weirdo.
I guess that just means I'm in good company.
That's exactly why I always wanted to work here though.
No one's breathing down my neck, no pressure to conform.
Just pure creative freedom.
I even got the chance to dig into the cradle's design history.
Turns out each sector was assigned to a different contractor
and they all let their AIs run while how are they pleased.
Because of that, the hallways, transit sector layouts
are messed up.
It's inconvenient to get anywhere around here.
Without directions from the AI in charge,
I probably end up wandering around lost for days.
But that's the best part.
It's 100 times more exciting than your typical
nine to five office space.
Plus, I love that I can make my own little hideouts too.
Sharon.
You know, Afro, I've had sweet things for 40 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
I did not expect that Rage's stream is on my ingest, why?
Bro someone had to manually click that, why?
Don't play me, I didn't do shit bro, I'm just playing my game.
I didn't do anything.
I don't have any more kills, though.
Not great.
Rage that please babysit bro is that not like kidnapping my stream but
Well, that's like okay, so you know how a lot of people are like oh react content is so bad
Because the streamer just steals someone's YouTube video reacts it bro. Just jacked my entire stream and isn't even reacting to it
What is this?
Is that one of the big keys okay, what does that even do?
Okay, I don't know what that was for, but how do I get to the, um, the REM?
It's telling me to go over there.
Now how the fuck do I get over there?
I'm lost.
Well, if my stream is still on Rage's, if you guys have any Twitch primes, I'm 9 subs away from 13.
He doesn't need it! He has 100k subs from MrBeast!
Please! I need 9 primes!
How can I survive?
Oh my god, yo Maka, thank you for the gift subs.
Some 50% of things just do it.
Just like me.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
It's dangerous.
No.
Yo, Joker.
Thanks for the 10 gifted.
Appreciate it.
Yo, Spazzy McGee.
Thank you for the prime.
Hee hee hee.
Yo, Young Rel.
Thank you for the prime.
Hee hee hee.
Thank you, YRG.
boom hello hot thanks for the gift to joe thank you for the five thank you
three three farm thank you for the prime well if I'm babysitting I should
get paid right it's only fair I generally don't know what I'm going to
this is a little bit away I'm lost Ray Ray why G9 thanks to the prime
RuinXDX, thank you.
I definitely missed something, right?
Okay, no, it is telling me to go back that way.
Am I dumb?
Solonar, thanks for the Prime. Mud Smoke, thanks for the three months.
I think I'm straight up lost.
Are we in struggles? Well, I don't know where I had to get into that room with the Rem.
He'll switch, thanks for 4 months.
Click the- oh bro, I forgot him to- bro!
They leave his stream and they're getting babysat by a sponsor.
Man, that's not oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what would that wait wait?
Oh
What's the jacket? What's up man? Wait? What's the jacket? All right 107 touch it to me man
Yo deep in see with a fire bro. I appreciate it
Okay
Oh your rain tech pants
I think this is fine. I'm gonna. I think this is fine. Yeah, it's good
What's the picture got 432 432 bangalow I'm gonna put some like soup pants on game
We got a proper bro like no you right bro you right and let's look mad proper bro like
fucking brah need this job oh I kind of like the way with the way
the way I was gonna make sushi you cook with the wire g is here hello wire g
Hi Ali, I didn't see you. I'm sorry
Hi rage your rage. I'm on your og face cam shit gang. I won't say hi rage
I want some og. I want some og face cam. No face cam shit
On some deep in fucking shit. Hi
Hi, hi, hi YRG. Oh rage is leaving his son's house loading. Hello
Hello greetings. Yo, you know what's fucking crazy
fucking rage silky max didn't hit me up to fucking join that stream bro are we
fucking serious man my fucking Miami guys but yeah everyone put oh no call no
nothing no call no nothing like why it's like I live there too like oh my god
man I got a set it's fucked up man I just see oh bro I just want to hang out
My guys man, I just want to hang out with my guys, but you know what you know we have though we have GTRP. We're deep in
We're deep in role player of the year this year, man. We're going for it. All right
I'm working out. I'm by the way. I work at a Chinese restaurant
No, we are gang let's go let's go clock in
No, no race no race is imintended
No, it's not racist, by the way, it's not racist, I'm just role-playing, I'm just role-playing.
What happened?
Oh my gosh.
Oh wait, I'll be right back, I'll be right back, I'll see you over there, okay?
I'll see you, I'll see you.
I'll see you no more.
Oh, is this my car?
Nice, I, bro, is this my car?
No, it's not.
How's it going, Kaleen?
It's going well, man.
Take the blame.
What's- I've been fantastic, man.
You know, life's good, life's good, you know?
So you got a new job.
Um...
Yeah, I got a new job.
I work at a Chinese restaurant, man.
Pup noodle.
Yeah, pup-pup noodle!
You know, so- so when I take orders, I take orders, right?
So pretend you're taking an order right now?
Uh-huh.
So, like, ready?
I'd be like...
Oh, I got your fuck noodle. How can I take a how would you like a noodle? You know that like that's how I've learned I've been taught to like
Yes, so I got hired by Ling Ling
So how many how many customers have you scared away so far? How many customers?
No, actually, I've been upcharging people so they don't actually know every time they come and buy some egg roll
He wasn't egg roll
You're scamming people. Oh, no, I'm not scamming. You know, I just I'm the manager
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita.
They keep getting sweeter.
Oh, Lord.
It's just like a sport.
Let me jump in.
Oh!
I'm on a guy in my life.
Little bit of arigat while I start.
Little bit of Rita's all I need.
A little bit of Tina's what I see.
little bit of your mom naked in bed last night which was incredible and she
loved anal and she loved it from behind all night. Thank you. I can do that song.
Fuck that shit!
No.
Ha ha ha!
Fuck it though.
Do you feel it though when it happens?
What?
Are you sick?
How much do you kill a mother?
I want to kill a motherfucker, you thought you knew me
Your mom down on her knees, she fucking blew me
That's right, that bullet went straight through me, I did it all, hmm?
You gonna fucking believe me?
That's right, I'm a white guy from Ohio
And huh, I've been here for a while, yo
I sucked dick for a couple coins, that was a joke
Cocking in front of my face, I said, nope
Cause I'm straight, I've always been straight
When I masturbate, straight porn, that's the way it is, that's the way it was, I fucked
my mom, dad, sister, and my fucking cus, cus I keep the family tree in a straight line,
that's why I got the fucking sick rhymes, uh huh, OHIO, what did I say?
I said I've been here for a while yo, see, to the Y, to the fucking R, now you know who
my motherfucking R suck dick, no I don't, that was a joke.
to put a dick in front of me, I say fucking nope.
No thanks, got the fucking spank bank, it's your mom.
Now I know who to thank, she a hoe,
she always fucking dead.
And I eat that fucking pussy like it's his.
Ooh, tongue in the fucking slit.
That's right, eat your mom's fucking slit.
And I'll tell you one thing that I fucking need,
I fucking mom's pussy till my dick get fucking bleak
I think you're rage was watching what I've seen a lot of you YRG
what yeah thank you for me oh shit dude right with the incest bars you didn't know
Get on the piano, bro. Show them your talent.
Show them your talent.
Well, I don't play piano, bro.
Show them your talent.
I don't play piano, bro.
Just let me provide the good content.
All right?
All right, great content.
One million dollars.
Yeah, I've done anal once or twice that ain't a fucking lie.
Uh-huh, and it was fucking nice, because I fucked the whole system and I fucked your
girl.
After that, come back, big fried rice.
Not you, not the man behind the camera, but your mom, I took her for a pussy slammer.
I ain't coming fucking back white guy doing his thing!
You're so hot here what you gonna do?
Shut the fuck up here!
No, I got coke to do!
Alright.
Mm-hmm.
I masturbate with this lunch twice a week and I can't stop.
After that, I lean back, I smoke some fucking pot.
That's why I got a hard ass fucking cock.
Someone even say it's hard as a motherfucking rock.
Mm-hmm.
It's about seven inches long.
It's not too long like the size of a comb. Let me tell you what and guess what your mom she's coming fucking home
Tea back on my fucking scissor cake
Get me off the screen
You
No chat we back wait, what was I just watching y'all what was serious giving you our strokes? Oh
That's crazy. What what what is happening game?
Well, I got bro. Ellie infrastructure is so as I got one bar. This is like one where I don't even look at it
I won't even fucking alone
Yeah, I got a lot one thing by a lady love like
Oh, I might be huh, I might be coming to Florida at some point wait
Worry I'm a marked man in Florida listen cuz of cuz of my Cuba trip because they don't fuck with that at all
Wait, wait, wait, what Cuba trip you did? I went to Cuba
Whoa, what'd you do over there? I delivered humanitarian aid I interviewed a bunch of doctors and shit
But they like Cuba Florida has a massive Cuban population, but they fucking hate like they're Cuban Americans
But they don't they don't like the government. They don't like the Cuban government. So they're
That cubist just a man inside of Broward gonna be in the blue. We don't have a straight. Yes charity
This is what AK-47. You're straight. Yeah, I'm good. I know we're gonna fucking pull up
You know I'm saying chat he good enough off all
Free Broward DJ. Yeah, get off the Broward DJs. Chill.
Chat, listen. We about to take Hazan, cause look, I already know Hazan's brain 24-7.
I'm not trying to get Charlie Kirk. It's politics and just talking about important shit.
He's gonna chill with the bro, he's gonna chill with the guys. Relax a little bit.
So the first spot we're going to, we're trying to see if Jake can come, but he lives pretty far, so
If jay doesn't come just me and you all right, and then I take you to be and be I need you to take me my little bros
Okay, little bro rock out lead my homie tk
Yeah, we got some of the bros over there
But right now we're gonna relax on some manly shit. Okay, we're going first. I mean don't reveal the location
it's giving
like a
Bar pool scenario type. Oh
Okay, that's how should I be doing? Yo, they for the gifters. I don't see the name by drinking
She's making sure I stay over 100,000 since it was to be shit the one the one fry cook making
750 an hour and you were like yeah give me 500
That's crazy. You rather go to fucking bad goons green. Come on, bro. You're either go to a vTubers. That's using it
Yeah, I mean come on man. I mean this is for a good cause
You try to keep the sub count over a hundred thousand
Do you know that how many so do you have a hundred thousand you do not have one hundred thousand
What the fuck are you talking about?
I swear it's been like three weeks right now.
You have a hundred thousand.
But it's because I want Mr. B's shit.
After that they all floated to my chat.
And the sub's like crazy.
That's crazy.
You have a hundred, okay bro.
That was crazy.
We've been holding that shit.
Okay Kaisenat.
Hold on, hold on now.
Okay Kaisenat.
Hold on now.
How many subs do Kair have right now?
Because I've seen-
Yo man, he still-
He still like-
Yeah, it's crazy that people in this class-
They're different.
They got it, bro.
Listen, wait, wait, hold on.
You dive always in a little bit of the core.
Yeah, I'll drink.
Mind if I do?
You there, I was there.
Kai Sennett currently has 23,553 subs.
Oh, he's broke now, he's broke.
No, that's a lot, bro.
That's crazy for not being active.
This has been live for how many months?
Nine or some shit.
Eight, nine months.
Eight months of some shit.
That's crazy.
Bro, that's the same.
That's worse than bad goons.
He?
That's crazy.
Nothing for that. I feel like half the people don't even realize or automatically keep you get it
You did was that they probably just forgot much fucking money. Yeah, that's true
How much that's crazy people are just like, oh my god constant asking a fucking respond to my don't know it's sick
And then you're locked in financially
That's crazy. He had a million subs game. That is that is why he was holding like 50 70k subs for months after
Yeah, you got it
You got it. Yo, said here and they for the suck gang my songs old ass is gonna pass out after one drink
Listen motherfucker. Oh you 33 34
listen I
Was drinking oh shit. I was drinking when you were proteining your father's ballsack. Oh shit
We weren't even nut yet. You were protein. Wait is not more protein or carbohydrates. I have no idea
Chat fat
Fat shit there for me real quick. He's popping his pussy. Yeah, I'm popping it. He said they said
You got one foot in the grave
That's crazy 33 is young. There's so much. Yeah, but they said to me bro. I'm 28
They call me on can all type of you are kind of on what the fuck are you?
That is not 20 tour I'm in my mid 20s game. Uh-huh. Uh-huh chat. Oh my god. Check this is
I'm gonna let you off it. Wait, have I?
You've been here, Colton. I think.
Thank you very much, sir.
Have a good night.
Thank you.
How are you, Colton?
Oh, no, nobody had it.
I thought it was the police.
I'm good to show, right?
All right, let me see where he's got his shit at.
I'm gonna leave it away.
Jim?
Yo, I literally can't feel my arms.
Jason will put me in my first workout in a year.
Jason outworked you?
Jason outworked me.
Not Jason.
Wait, Jason, though?
You cannot outbeat Jason in a push-or-fee.
I promise you that.
Okay.
What? I've worked out with him.
You can't.
I mean, but he was shrimpy back then.
Listen, he's like, he's kind of brawling out.
He went to Damian Jim.
He's kind of brawling now.
Wait, hold on.
I might be blind.
this summer out here.
Let me see.
This is that card.
Fuck.
I gotta get this.
What's it doing?
Is it that over there?
That up there?
I don't know if you can say what it is.
What's up?
Don't we ain't getting all my sergeants?
No, we ain't getting all my sergeants.
Where was the one next to it?
Try and get him a sergeant.
What's up?
Yeah, I'm trying to get him to sign off.
Yeah, yeah.
Get right here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh, oh
Should be the same right
Chinese and Korean no, no, no, no, no, no English no English bar
Yes, they speak English at the bar
That's crazy.
Like it's the sake?
Soju.
Soju sake?
Japanese.
Soju is private?
Yeah, I think it's shogun.
Shogun shogun.
I'm a whiskey man.
I'm a green tea.
Yeah?
I see.
I'm an Asian barber.
Every single one of those partners is Mexican.
I don't know what you just saw.
Those partners are Mexican.
This is what men do out here in LA, right?
This is crazy.
What's up, boys?
I'm trying to turn around again.
You want to get in the table?
Yep.
It's in.
Oh, there's no gambling, no alcohol.
Well, I mean, no gambling is fine, but no alcohol.
No, no.
It's crazy.
I'm a legend, you know, I ain't never played pool in my life.
I hear he's hustling me.
No, no, no, no.
I played pool one time against extra Emily, and I lost.
Sure, bud.
I mean, I'm bad at pool.
I'm terrible at pool.
All right, gentlemen, the balls are over here.
Yeah.
You can use the keys on this wall here.
OK.
These are our regular skews, and we'll use these.
Yeah.
These are sir talk and the record which one's the best Q you think
What do you recommend like a weighty one
Try to harbor
I need to learn that that's the one you suggest. All right. Thank you
Wait, why is it the square any post we tried
Yeah, I don't know.
No, I think you are.
No, you're supposed to take it out.
Put it in the triangle.
You have to take the white ball out.
Okay, okay.
Because I get the diamond one over there too.
It's pretty different.
Every man needs to learn how to play cool.
Chips.
Also, you can put them differently.
Pajamas vs.
Yeah, Pajamas vs. the Southern.
Yeah, something like that.
Something like that.
I mean, this is pretty differently.
Is the black one supposed to go somewhere specific?
I'll move it in there.
You got these all wrong.
There's an order to it for you?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
There you go.
Well, I mean.
I was just testing the on-dobbles.
Who's breaking it?
You breaking it?
Let me show you how a real pooler do it.
You want to try it?
Yeah, a pooler.
Let me show you how it's done as a knobby.
Yeah, don't forget you got it you got it you got a chop chop it they're basically more grippy
Watch this is I'm a plank but I got a I'm a shooter because the basketball this place is no joke
By the way, this is like these people are here just for boo. We got like all that
Just pull watch watch the form
That's a break oh
You're solid that's a break
that was pretty good see this is why I say he's hustling he's hustling this
crazy all right so with the trajectory of what the balls is looking like I'm
looking kind of cooked right here so what I'm gonna do I'm just I'm gonna just
just you just gotta make sure you hit a solid yeah
Rough it out, over.
Oh my God.
Over.
That's how easy it is to shop for you, right?
No.
This is not.
It's not.
Okay.
Hey, my C checks on me.
I see you in the chat.
After this game, make sure you check your phone.
tables oh wait what go to the wrong place no we didn't but
really there's a cooler one this was what actual lick no this place is cool
spot this place is official I well I know this is so sick I didn't even manage like
all kind of gloves and shit like this gives this a vaccine like looking what
playing a Marty's playing. That was ping pong. That was ping pong. Shit. But he's giving this vibe though.
Some official shit. Asian people? No, not because of the Asian people. Is that what you mean?
No, like this is where you'll find underground talent. Not low-key cocked talent. Come on man.
Of course not. You want to go ask them if they play ping pong? I mean shit. I was kidding.
All right, keep going, okay.
Remember you're solid.
Yup.
I'm rock solid.
Us.
Why you doing that?
Why curb?
My clothes is cuck.
How did you know?
I have checking cameras, dude.
Jesus.
What the?
God damn it.
You ain't that big charters father?
I sure am.
Yeah, right
I don't know how to play I don't know the way it's like bro the first time I play
Wait a day for what
What is that do what I do with this
I don't really
Yeah, bro, I ain't using this black ass shit here.
That's not a drink stick.
There's no swag to that.
Can't swag that.
Excuse me, swag day.
Got swag and stuff.
You know what, I ain't going to try to hit that one on the...
I should try to hit it.
That's not a hard shot right there.
Almost, almost, almost.
Almost as good as horseshoes.
I saw it as a jib.
Oh my god, bro.
What am I doing?
What is happening?
Oh my god, bro, what am I doing?
Oh my god.
What is happening right now?
That's stuff for a lot.
I'm so bad at this.
And I'm worse, bro.
No, you got one in at least.
I was like, oh, what?
OK, that was ass.
That was ass.
I'll be honest.
Yo, yo, you're not hitting this.
That was straight ass, bro.
If you don't hit this, you're only a hundred gifted.
A hundred gifted, lots.
I play pool and I miss the game. I can put it wherever I want, right. Yeah, you gotta
put it on this side and then hit it that way. Oh, okay. I don't know. I don't know the rules.
I don't play pool. Okay. I try to hit this right now like those. I try to get those like
these like those. I try to hit like those like these. Wow, why is it turning like that?
I meant to do that. I meant to do that by the way. I meant to do that by the way. That is the most insane
That's a big shot. That's a big shot. That's crazy. That's calm. That's calm
I made him with a little swivel or do
Clock of mold
You know what up? Oh
That's one break. I want to get you stuck in the fray actually. I actually wanted to get you in the fray
So is like
Appreciate it to in a row appreciate it. That's crazy. Wait, I have to keep it here. Yeah
I'll tell you behind this mark
Yeah, you just know shit bro
Me my dad used to play billiards all the time cause they didn't say
What's a father?
Sorry, I shouldn't. Yeah, sorry.
What the fuck was that?
That was ass.
What is that?
Recall, can I hit one of these or is that three on that side?
If it's past these lines you can.
Um, so technically you could hit this one, but not the red one.
Ah, okay.
So I could do one of these, like, put it right here, and then hit that, or...
You know what?
They're actually a crumb, like, you see, my check's only a crumb. Your check doesn't call you crumb.
What does that even mean?
Like, I'm gonna smack, literally a crumb. I'm gonna smack a dirt, like a crumb.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
It's like, it's not your body, bro.
What?
It's not your body, bro.
I know, man.
Let me show you how it's done, let me show you how it's done.
Let me show you how it's done in the billiards club.
Isn't that what got the disrespect closer to?
I think it comes with a chance at the club.
Is he still alive?
Bro, I was looking at the highest superchats,
and he's like one of the top superchats revenue of this last year.
He got 1.7 million superchats long.
So there's still mad people being like,
yo, I love your my favorite bill file.
Come on man, everybody's got their favorites.
favorites. You're my top five favorite. Yeah, I'm all top. It's like Epstein. Damn. Trump.
Thanks, Rock.
Oh my, no, that's some luck. Oh, I would have been, no, no, I would have been tied
Yeah, I don't really got much options here. So I'm just us us
Only got much options. I want to make a more difficult for us on the
Yeah, that's bad position. You don't like that shot. No, I like
Oh
I knew you were generous, eh?
Watch this red hit.
Watch this, yeah?
Put money on this.
Make sure you got Predix.
You got Miro Hazan.
What?
Dude, bitch, why don't you do it?
What's that technique you're doing, too?
What is that?
What?
Like that.
Like that, I'm rolling it up like that.
That good technique's cold, isn't it?
Yeah.
What about mine?
No, too much friction.
What?
Too much friction.
Yeah.
There's like chalk rock out here that sucks.
Those?
There's chalk here.
Yeah, but usually there'd be like a rock.
That's why usually people have gloves.
But sometimes there's like an actual big rock of chalk that you like rub your hands on so that way it glides between your fingers instead of glides between your fingers
Yeah, you know all about that wouldn't you
What the yes look what do you mean that's pretty straight
Oh, I don't know
But he stands like gone before he does his rock-paper-scissors shit.
Oh my...
...dumb.
I'mma stop playing with the chat.
Lock in, lock in.
What am I doing here?
This is just bad position.
Okay, break it up, break it up.
Let the cards...
I'm glad to see you hit the booty of this, right?
Look at him.
Look at him puttin' the pool.
Am I supposed to do that?
You're not supposed to scratch the table with that.
Yo bro.
So many rules in this shit, man.
Sick.
Hey, Bucky, want an eye-miss game?
I can do whatever I want.
Listen, you got to hit the butt of this five right here.
Boom.
Go here right there.
All right, let's see what you got.
Damn, he's coming in close.
You got the first person POV.
Ooh!
Oh my god, you almost got a double there.
That would have been tight.
That would have been tough, bro.
Let's sway.
You do a jump shot?
What you get points for that or something?
What's that?
There is a way to do a jump shot, but I don't know how to do it.
You gotta go underneath it.
If you hit it underneath, it makes it jump over.
Some people do it.
I can't do it.
You know those guys out there that make the script
of how to make your meat jump?
Did you tell them what we'd be doing?
How to make your meat jump?
Like kegels?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you just like don't tell him. It's the same
It's the same thing holding a pussy. Don't tell him though. It's the same. No, it's magic. It's magic
I got a stuff. It's like a muscle
Was that the sneeze sorry, I'm just I'm I'm allergic to bullshit. It's just it's been a lot lately
You just don't have to have sneezed while Hazan was talking so no you were actually
getting ready to hit the ball so watch your tongue watch your fucking tongue
Let's get it.
Yeah!
Chad, let's get it.
You're going to hit one of them on, I think.
Nope, watch this.
It's like, oh, I'm going to come.
Boom!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
I'm going to do that.
No!
Let's see if I can make this one.
You got to freak it.
You got to hit it first.
I don't think that's his body, though, Chad.
Oh!
Whoa!
It's on.
Let's see if I can make this one.
You gotta freak it. You gotta hit it first.
I don't think that's his body, though, Chad.
Oh! Whoa!
Yo! Oh! I cranked it too hard. It happens.
Oh, this is an easy one.
Watch this easy peasy lemon squeezy.
No shot.
No shot? What are you talking about?
No shot. You got it. You don't have it.
Come on, bud. What?!
I can't. I saw it. I can't play.
Wait, where do they go?
From?
Maybe that's why.
It's my second time ever playing.
My first time was against Emily in Orlando, bro.
Did she win?
Yes, she won.
Thank you. No.
Okay, so it's on this side now, what do I do?
No, it's always on the same side.
It's always on this side, it's going that way.
So you can't even hit this one.
I mean, I'm gonna ask too, let's be real, like, I'm sure Chad, there's some real billiard
players in there.
There he goes.
Oh!
Nope!
Thank you.
Yep.
How do you stop that?
Just gotta get good.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How do you stop that?
Just gotta get good.
See if I can put it in like this.
Like that one?
I've never seen you hit that before, game.
I mean, I've never seen me hit that either, but it's time to believe, you know?
What?
He did-
Yo!
You did not mean to do that, bro!
I-
What was that?
I literally called him.
No, no, no.
He said, this one.
No!
I said this one.
Oh, you actually did?
Yeah!
You did?
You did.
Yo, that's-
See, I had the angle on that, and he said, no, that one.
Sorry.
I know that one.
That was swag.
That was a sex shot.
I'm not gonna lie.
They sickle said on my way yo
Oh my god I'm so
That's your body
They pull up bro
We get some food or some light little drinks of food and go to the crib
Yeah, I wore my cardigan
You know what I'm saying?
I was already wearing it but I didn't take it off
He's the cardigan guy right?
Hey, wait
Is he?
Is he the same person I'm thinking of?
Are you thinking about Jason the weenie?
No, wait, Jason go like a like a tick-tock guy who wears a cardigan all the time
That's what I thought you were talking about. Jason goes the one that had the baby shower
I have no idea what that is or did he have a baby shower?
That's Jake Guapo
Who the hell is Jake wait is Guapo the the box? The tick-tock guy. He's like wears a cardigan and he does this
Yo, I don't fucking know. I'm on the 35
I mean he's on to he's on to number that he's on to
You're gonna regret that but you're gonna regret that
You should like it is cheating. It's cheating
Oh my god, there's another that's also what is it called? It's a foul, right?
He didn't hit anything, but oh wait, he hit two different walls though.
It's gonna be three.
It's gonna be three different walls.
I'm taking it.
What the fuck, bro?
One, two, three, four, three, three.
No.
Hell no.
No.
Hell no.
I don't know.
Ah!
Yeah, I did.
I almost...
I don't like this.
Blue.
That one right here.
You don't have to call him out. I'm just like...
That's a flex.
Put a flag.
Oh! Almost, almost, okay, okay.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, stay behind you. Yes, yes, yes.
This is not good. Yes, yes, yes.
We don't like this at all.
We love it. We love it.
How's it now, mate? We love it.
What's up?
All right, that one, but we'll see. It's gonna be a tough one.
Oh, yeah, we love that. We love that. I slipped it. I slipped it.
I got choked by ads? Oh my god. Lower the ads, Moc. Moc can do that, right?
I don't write any ads, so I wrote zero ads, so they're not used to it.
Oh shit, you too rich for me, gang.
Oh, listen.
Take the heads off.
100,000 subs, bro.
Take the ads off.
We don't need ads off for the rest of the stream.
100,000 subs?
10 mods?
Like, take ads off?
Take the headmind?
No.
Take the headmod, gang.
Take GEO, gang.
Did I keep GEO headmod?
Yeah.
Okay, man.
Take the mods off for the rest of the stream, chap.
I didn't realize.
Look, back here.
Billiard.
I
Saw that's that dude. What I love that. I should love that. That's not good. It's not good. I love you
Is there a way to separate this? No, I just have to hit it. You gotta play it as it is
Somehow
I think we hit blue here, Chatham.
What's the best one?
Chatham?
A chance.
Yo, you want milk candy?
How do we do this?
You take the first.
What's Matt Guell?
Oh, this is Pepper Moth.
Milk candy.
Taste that more, if I'm not mistaken.
It's pretty good, you don't got a lot, just because you know how I'm on it, it's all right.
Give me the rock, you can't hit this, you got it there, orange, orange, orange, orange,
Show me how it's done.
I'm done.
My A-ball ain't as tough as for me, I can't do it.
Usually.
So, how do you aim?
Like...
Am I supposed to hit the center of it?
Oh, come on, bro.
That's like the third time I've done that.
And keep goofing it.
I'm just trying to get it out of this area, sir.
I can't go live.
I can't.
I don't know.
How'd I do this?
You got it matched up here. You got a lot of stuff to work on.
That's two, three, so you're good.
What I mean? That's no foul?
If you hit two walls and then a throw, you're good.
You don't like it?
I like it, but it's like, alright.
Let's see if I can hit it from this angle to try to get it to go there fast enough.
That's probably not going to work, but I'll set the cocky.
If I, if I, a little bit more juice and it would have gone.
You gonna stop playing with him now, Chet?
Wait, not yet, we're not gonna stop playing here.
Soon though, soon though.
Soon, soon, soon.
Soon, watch this.
Soon, soon, soon, soon.
I
Be here in that and I messaged bro
I've hit it so many times I messaged
Oh perfect
Oh, you last watch bet. Let's see where you trying to go? Oh
How many walls that to know no matter you hit mine first, right? Yeah, there's a break isn't it? Yeah
I got mad balls in the table so I'm gonna hit a shot
How could I ask?
Give me tips.
Are you out of your mind?
Please give me a word.
It was never your body.
It's not in your DNA.
I mean, I'm...
No, no, no, no.
I'm going easy on you.
I'm talking about this.
I'm holding it like this, dude.
And you're not...
You can't slide it through your fingers.
Yes, I can.
No, it's lightly brushing it.
You can do it like this.
Like this?
Look, like that.
Look at that.
It's not gonna make a difference.
I don't know where to aim it.
Yeah, he's not, you, you up here.
You don't have enough control.
What was that?
Another break.
Don't do that again.
Sabotage him.
You have to figure out how to lean on to it.
I don't want to get too much too much movement you ain't got that many options
maybe I can hit it off the wall
Hit it from the back, put it in the back.
Yeah, that's what they say.
That's what they say.
That's what they say to check.
Check.
I'm gonna try to get it from here.
That's an easy shot.
I'll get this shot.
Come on.
I gotta get this on.
Wait, actually.
Yeah, you got it.
You got a clear shot here.
What's this right here, though?
You got both?
Yeah, this is in the way.
Try to hit both.
This is where you get both of them in.
Bro.
Yo bro.
Nobody saw that.
You guys gotta get out of here.
He's right game?
No.
Game?
You lose.
I lost.
I put the black ball in.
Oh!
Wait, he also do it in the beginning?
No.
No, he didn't put it in.
Yo, pay him.
Pay him out, Shat.
What?
Game?
Pay him.
GG, buddy.
GG.
Hey, Shat, let's see.
Look, listen, listen, listen.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do for real,
cuz I was gonna easy on him the whole time
and then at the end, I really just clutched up, okay?
That's true, he really did.
I really just clutched up.
That's what's called clutching.
I need a jump shot.
Okay, Hazan, you're player one for two minutes real quick.
Player one means, all that tells us on you,
I don't make a phone call real quick to make sure.
All right, let's see if I can do a jump shot here.
You know how to put English on the ball?
No, what is that?
It's when you get the ball to spin.
Oh, I have no idea.
How do you do that?
So you have to make sure it's really chocked and then you would hit like whatever side
of the cue ball so you can get it to bounce off of the walls differently.
That's how you can make a jump. At least I know how to do that.
English? What, like on the side, like this?
Yeah.
Like that?
Yeah, but you have to make sure there's stuff on it. Like a lot of stuff. Not really a lot,
but you have to make sure.
I've never done that before.
I can't believe this motherfucker. One by default, and then turned around and had the audacity
to leave me alone with this dream.
I'm so assed.
What do you got, Cole? You want to show us something?
You want me to?
I'll hold the camera. Make sure you had a break.
What? Make sure you had an actually break.
Oh, yeah, sure. Let's do it.
Yeah, is that right?
Yeah.
We'll be right back.
Missed some all of them. No, not.
Laura, open load.
Please monitor the situation, Laura.
Call 45, Laura.
If you've caught this out, I swear to God.
Okay, Clifford's just made a compilation of this thing.
All right, how do you do it?
Are you gonna do it?
Yeah, do you wanna show you?
Yeah.
All right, you got this?
I got that.
You ready to do me?
Um, yeah, that's better to do it this way.
I'm gonna hold it for a little bit
Damn, you didn't even have a gripper
He's gonna show how to break
He said give me the camera I said I wanted I wanted him to I wanted him to break
I want to how I wanted him to teach us how to break. Yeah
You're usually dookies
right here. Is that how I got one on the first hit? Something that you can't go over.
Okay to be fair he did get one and you got nothing.
You know it's more spread out across the table.
Nothing on this side though. Nothing on this side though.
Right. Hit a rock.
You do hit this a little hard.
Notice there.
Look at that form.
You know what?
What do you mean?
You're too much.
No, get off.
Get off.
Uh, listen to what?
What the fuck?
Novelis.
No, no.
Fucking novelis.
Which one do you think?
I put a solid in, so you stretch it
I mean, yeah, I've never seen that before
Alright, let's see what you got
It's going to be about the cold aura, cold aura edit
Oh, shit! What the fuck, bro?
Father, what?
Can I go get this one though?
Ooh, too hard. I hit it too hard.
Ha ha, Coltid.
What?
Come on, how low are I hitting this green into there?
How low?
Whoa.
Not happening.
If I hit it, you're gonna see it.
Read this row.
Save!
You gotta save.
Spouseline.
I said it in the OG way.
Alright, what are we doing right now?
Okay.
Oh, that's funny.
So, we're gonna be playing this game.
Okay.
We're gonna be playing this game.
Okay.
It's funny
You're the you're the easier bro, you're the bossa
Shit that's crazy shit until it was trying to get a free
I won't even say it. Yo yo chill chill. I came to say it my mouth won't utter those words
I'm not the booze. Oh
Interesting what? Oh, I didn't realize we're still playing listen. Come on
Jay, it's on the way, but Huzanna, I'm hungry.
Should we look at what's in this plaza right?
Yeah, I think that's a burden for us.
No, it's free, bro.
Oh, shit, wait.
Yeah, we pay by the hour, I assume.
How does it work?
How do we pay?
$18,000.
Is he going to break the bank for your $100,000?
You know this man is 100,000 subscribers crazy
Yeah, we're about to have a look five bucks a month
But he doesn't know what you
Have it either you think they gave me one you crazy
for once. What? What's a split? It's the same as everybody else. Is it 2575 or 7030? I don't know.
It is for everybody else.
Wait, you think I have a hundred percent split? 9 to 10. Is that even a thing? Yes. So,
Sharer's out there with us. Who? Yes. Name's right now. I can't. I can't. I'll be back.
I had a 50-50 up until like a year and a half ago or whatever I came back.
That's gotta be racist.
Wait, wait, how long have you had 70-30?
Uh, for a very long time.
But I had the premium deal, like I had, back when it was like a premium thing for like
the top content creators, you know, you've always been on top for like, what, eight years?
About some time.
Eight years now, something like that.
And then Aspen Gull came over, now he's on top.
Yeah, now I can't.
Wait, who came over?
Oh
Don't he be Morgan niggas reviews game
Yo check
Let's see what eats we got over here
I don't know your drama that I can't like drop good things for clips. I love it. That sucks like okay
I'm gonna look at chat chat. Give me some good. Oh, no. Give me some good rage drama so I can rage him. Bye guys
I said adios Jesus Christ
Okay
First floor, first floor, but honestly, this is probably just a fucking barrier to really feel around here somewhere.
We can try that one. You see the name of that? I don't want to read it out loud.
It should be right here for sure.
Wait, let me ask the guy.
Low key, yeah.
We're right here.
It's alright.
Yo, Chad, stop it. Stop it. Chad, stop it too. Stop it.
Not to lie, they probably think y'all a couple. They do not think we're a couple.
I will not be the bottom man be real you are not gonna be the bottom man
Jenny, they for the time you give me this, Jenny Pupu.
You're the bottom, nigga.
The wind has done all the work.
I will not be the bottom, man.
Be real.
Yo, that's pretty speed on that shit.
Oh, shit.
We put the puck up.
bro you would be smaller with heels
they're at the same height, are you crazy?
right?
huh?
they're at the same height, me and her is on the other side
pretty close
I'm gonna go to walking distance.
Walking?
And it's a lounge.
And it's a...
Oh, blocks.
Blocks.
12 blocks, huh.
You don't wanna walk 12 blocks, you can't do it?
Well, you got bad knees?
One, yes, two.
This is a turning on your head, so like,
you're like a walking, like...
What, it's fine, bro.
You're like a walking, like,
go!
You're gonna have to work it on your head.
No, they'll aim at me.
I'm big.
He's like a storm superman in my head bro.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hello sir.
Nice to meet you.
You're good, you're good at it.
You're good.
Yeah, he had the gloves on earlier, no?
Wait, CBS or what?
CBS.
CNN.
Fox.
No, no, no, no, no.
Russia did it, Russia did it right now.
Which one do you watch?
Which channel do you watch?
Uh, channel 5?
Channel 5.
All right.
I guess that's what we're going to do now.
That's what we're going to do now.
Channel 5?
Yeah, channel 5 now.
Channel 5 now.
Oh, you're trying to dab you up.
Thank you, sir.
Nice to meet you.
OK.
So I asked the dude who owns the spot.
He's like, I don't need to run.
Which is crazy, because there's mad good food here.
It's not even a joke, like let's just go to the stuff in there.
Yeah.
Stay here.
Let's just go.
Where's that at though?
It's right there, top four.
Is that open up?
Yes, Roger.
Yeah, I see the lights.
Yes, it's definitely open up.
You get it.
I love Korean food, bro.
I like it.
I was like, I asked about Korean food and he's like, what the fuck?
Because he was like, what do you mean Korean food?
I was like, that diverse, I can't tell you what kind of a thing is.
But that's what I was going to, that's what I thought what might be.
Oh, that is it.
What? You're wrong.
I was wrong.
I was at the bottom.
Yeah.
It looks the same.
Shit.
Bro, this is fucking crazy, man.
This is fucking crazy.
Wait, is that some family shit?
That was a family spot.
Dude.
Is there a point of hiding the camera?
They're gonna see the name of the thing inside.
They're gonna see all the time.
You're kidding.
This is fucking crazy.
We're cooked.
We're docks, bro.
Show them around.
Yeah.
You get bossed.
Yeah.
Do you like it?
I'm fucking starving.
You wanna eat today?
Yeah.
You wanna go to the job?
Right?
I like to keep my child man hungry.
So when you're making a fool, they get lazy.
You know what's nice? You gotta starve him a little bit.
Oh, I know.
I like him hungry.
That's crazy, yo, that's crazy, yo, bro, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's not it, right?
I was like, oh, no, stop saying names, I'm gonna run away, is it closed?
Close?
I saw something.
Check this.
Oh, shut up.
She said close.
OK.
Hold on.
What is that?
All the way to the right, though, that we did see.
Think that's not.
It's not.
You ever had a happy ending, Miss Ahn?
No.
No?
Yeah.
You know, I haven't.
I haven't, yeah.
I'm just going to get off.
Get him, get him.
Get him open.
All right.
Get him.
This is a snack for the kids.
I can't tell if this is good or not.
I feel like I've heard this name before.
But I don't know.
We can still go to the place that I want to go to, but...
Listen to me.
If you like that, then get it.
Oh, you don't like it.
No, no, no. Get it, get it, get it.
How's it not easy?
Let's get it, let's get it.
Chad, come here. What would you choose right here?
That looks crazy.
That would look crazy.
Let me get a mmm, chat, mmm.
Damn.
You got to be a man.
I'm about to get a triple.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, is manly on some triples yet?
Yeah.
That means you are gonna get a triple.
Nah.
What are you getting?
I'm gonna get a double.
A double?
I'm getting a double then.
double that. You can't outdo me gang. No pickle. Pickle is whack. That's not man. You don't like pickle?
It's not manly. I will pickle. I don't know about all that. The fuck is Misson doing here? Your mom
chatter. That's right. Being your mom later. Yeah. Fuck a mama nigga. Fuck wrong with you. Grandma gave me
her sweater. Her favorite sweater. Her favorite cardigan. That's right. I'm gonna get Jason
the same thing chat because I know he might be hungry and if he's not hungry then we'll bring the
home to big wapo bro no not Jake Wapo okay wait you got two i'm a crumb
put yours yeah wait did you add this in the order yeah yeah wait why not because you gotta edit
Oh
Well, I have pickles in mind
No, but you said no people so do you know
I'm gonna give the second one with pickle to him
We have what?
I'm lacking some talent, but I might do it I might do it
It's just like only allowing you to update with a fraud
Would you like to add anything? Yeah, I want a fucking drink
what's up? nice to meet you man
oh nice to meet you man
bro you're awesome
oh thank you
I just want you to check out the thing
oh hell yeah
you too
yeah, not anymore
what? hey hey hey
you got a life
hey hey hey
you'll have it
let me edit this real quick
oh that's real
that's real
no that's not mine
the cheese bro
bro
watch
what do you get
what's that gonna do to this bacon
bacon, bacon
bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
And then hold on back to menu. Oh, I think they're drinks. We just did
Diet Pepsi
All right, boom. I'm good
Keep wanting me to add fries no
oh my god it was like auto out of it that's crazy you see that yeah that's
sneaky that's sneaky single I don't want to put his name as the name it
I don't fucking know how to ban us out of here, bro.
Are you two... right?
Yeah!
No, I can't, we're like, oh!
Unless they're serving you, you can't...
That's weird, you got a cash register?
I still can't.
You took my cash register?
Always, always.
Can you perform with it, bro?
No, that's not performing.
Okay, that's not performing.
That's not performing, bro.
That's great.
I don't have a waitress in the server.
Yeah!
Wait, so you've got a shake shack and you order your, like, a birthday gift?
You're an asset.
Yeah, every time.
Every time.
What the fuck?
No rich, man, I'm middle class.
You have 100,000 subs, the fucking dog mouth.
I don't know what you're talking about, Chad.
You made it one day, what, I mean, you made, in one month, what people made in years.
I don't speak Italian
I don't tip because it's like a performance base
That's very American
People in America, they tip because it's like
I'm judging your performance, you offer me a service
I tip because I feel like people don't make enough money
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm telling you, they're true, I'm not trying to be performing
I'm telling you what my my mentality is
Yeah, meet you there
Yeah, now you can lie about it in the future. Me too. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, I just gave thousands of dollars
Attempts to keep your eyes. I had a kick to you. I'm gonna figure out more money than Hassan
Oh, no, no, just like a juicy. Yeah, I'll be there every day
I'm gonna the top of the game for a girl. Yeah, he got it. He got it, bro
Mentally loved you. What?
Bro, I don't run no ads
Okay, I don't have any sponsorships on purpose people still come to me. I say no
Why not?
It's not a good fit if it's not a good like brand fit because there's been a hell of instances like
Polymarket came to me on election night. You know poly market, right? Yeah, they said your starter for the negotiations a million dollars for one day
I said no
Your friends would hate me for not taking that shit. I'm million dollars. What bro for one day
But here's the thing the way I see it like from my perspective. I already have enough money to use the fuck, you know
When I get enough money that I'll be I'll be where you
If you actually knew
Yeah bro, meanwhile, CNN, they got a Calci sponsorship now,
permanent Calci sponsorship.
CNN?
Yeah.
And you football CNN?
Yo, I don't football CNN.
No, I'm actually very critical of that.
I'm saying it's ridiculous that you got a news organization that is supposed to be covered
in the news in an unbiased manner, and they use gambling.
It's like, you know how gambling ruins fucking sports?
Everything is gambling now. They're doing that with real news coverage now. It's unbelievable. Actually with calcium, it's trading
I like cooking in the back. I mean you do whatever you do. I don't give a shit
What are people saying? RT?
Wait, hold on. Does RT mean right or retweet? I said it was retweet.
I thought it was retweet as well, but I don't know.
Yana's been telling me it's right.
I don't know she might be she's I mean how old she's like a zoomer
That's not even a zoomer like Jennifer that's crazy. I can't believe there's people that young
That are alive right now. I don't know what's your mouth talking to me, but then just you're going like
2009
She's a whole decade you are on bro
And what the hell are you eating?
He's a whole ass decade younger than you.
At that point it doesn't matter.
If you're a decade younger, what's the difference?
34 or 28?
So this is someone as a decade younger than you?
Yeah, this is your uncle.
You're uncle.
So if I'm 20 years old,
you're growing up.
And then I meet someone that's 10,
I'm an uncle?
Yeah.
That's how it works.
Yeah, that's how it works.
100%.
No.
So people could be young at 20.
So, past,
Oh, they say last rumor is 14.
So Yana is the zoomer.
Last year, I was 13, you know, you know, I'm a, you know what I am?
Also, you got bad knees, that's un-status, automatic un-status.
You can have, if you got bad knees at the age of 25 plus, that means you're un-status.
I'm at the age of 24.
That's okay, that's fine.
Like, so since you're lucky, that's unlucky.
No, that's it.
I think once you get to my age, I've got it because of a genetic deficiency.
Okay.
Unless you hit 25 and you got bad knees at un-status.
It's instant on staff.
Bro.
Wait.
Tell me something about this burger spot.
This burger spot is actually overly far.
Really?
Yes, bro.
Okay, nice.
I feel like I've heard of this place before.
So, Dan, you got some pasta and ambilesia,
eating with your fingers,
eating with your hands.
Former.
Don't be bitter.
Don't get rid of them folks. You don't worry about it. He was excited to see you
Rage with Hazan damn GG, what does that mean?
They're probably saying like it's over like it's over for range. Oh, he's probably 16 chats in my chat
Maybe maybe he's saying like good game. It's gonna be fucking sick. Oh look at this one
This dude rage hanging out with this FGGT. He's fully committed to Pogger cuss.
LOL hilarious.
Do you know what's really funny about this shit?
First of all, you followed Dick Furtes.
Oh, there you go.
Dick Furtes is hilarious.
What's funny about this is I'm not in any of the clicks.
Like I do my own thing, right?
But everyone's like, oh, these are Poggers. This is a WL game.
Bro, you're doing the same shit that the Poggers are doing.
when you slot yourself into this system,
you think you're above it
because you're like, oh, a Pogger's are laying.
It's like, the moment that you know what a Pogger is
and the moment that you decide
that you're on the one side or the other, you're laying.
You know what's happening?
Don't do that.
What?
You know, I'm gonna start coming in.
I know, man.
I know.
I didn't get because it was taken to the, like,
see what I'm saying?
I think I have control over how far I was, people.
I didn't say because I was taking this shit
I was told when the WL community was popping off on the Hasanist beekeeping age.
Chill.
What?
I've never been cooked like that before.
Right.
Bruce Lee's one of your weird dogs.
What does that mean?
What is it?
Bruce Lee's one of my dogs.
Bruce Lee?
No.
Bruce Lee.
Who is this 50 years old next to you? This is your age
No, no, they're talking about you. This is your age
How's it not?
He's a commentator, he's a fox
He's got gray skin
He's on fox 50
He's actually on fox 50
He's like 48
Okay, you gotta come. You gotta come
He's on fox 50
I was on fox 50
He's on fox 50
He's regular
Seven times
He loves them
The way they talk about me.
To be keeping age is the age of that guy.
Hazalib's younger, Cap.
What the fuck?
That's nice.
That's a very nice thing that you said.
Thank you.
Bro, where's Sinko?
Yo, by the way, we're not in my Sinko Club.
We're not Ubering anymore.
He has a fucking Bentley.
He's rolling up there.
Rolling up the bus.
Wow, that's fucking cool.
You know what's that?
We're not, we're not rotting in the Uber.
He's driving us around.
No way.
And you gotta tell him,
I ain't motherfucker, you're gonna go surround that Bentley.
Okay.
You got it.
Yo, look at Bruce, he's six feet tall.
Okay.
I'm looking at it too.
I'm looking to get a Conac Corso puppy,
great move-wise.
He told me, yo, what the fuck, that got to do with me,
I got a Conac Corso.
Fuck her.
Fuck.
Dude, I want to come see your dogs.
They're so sick.
They're too rude.
They're so sick.
You know I had to pick.
I had to pick before Kaia.
Maya trying to create him to a superstar.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that.
I mean, he already was a superstar.
She would get asked to come early to my house
like two hours before the clown team was supposed to start
and just play with him.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
God damn.
Do we have sauces?
No pickles instead of this one.
Yeah, I'm sure hundreds of pickles would be good.
Oh, the sauce is drizzled on already.
Well, there's also the ketchup and shit if you want to put it.
I ain't got a lot.
Stay here.
I got you.
Wait, what?
I need to cut your foot again.
Wait a minute.
The whole stick would probably go to his head.
No, I already did that.
Ah.
I already did it.
Oh, okay.
I'm trying to save you from the bowl right now.
Thank you. That was nice.
I just hate I'm about to throw up
I must have left some tolerance on hold my own
Wait, really?
That's the hell damn you really got unlucky. You got bad news and you got life with your daughter
That's two genetic L's bro, and I'm blind
I'm blind too
So sad because you got it
It's not as bad
oh oh yeah and I got cheese in it but it's a bus oh yeah let's look at those
some ketchup in there a little bit catch it
oh my god
oh wait you're going back to home it was right
oh we just so happy to make applause that's crazy
I don't know what I'm saying.
You don't need that shit.
That shit Buzz? That shit Buzz?
Oh yeah.
Oh Buzz.
I'm good with that.
Milk the baby.
Yo.
That worked. Yo.
Come on.
Yo Buzz.
Oh
Yo, bro
W mu I
Don't know how he did it bro. No goodness. It's good. All right. Yes, you know
Yeah
You called it?
Nah, I'm good.
Wait, does he actually not eat?
No.
Or drink.
That was crazy.
I lost the focus, wasn't that speaker that spoke with you, but he'd be better than I was about.
See, here's the thing.
If I did that, even as a joke, that should be on Fox News.
That's what I'm saying, hey, I'm what?
Bro, New York Times asked me, would you steal from the loo, the museum, in France?
New York Times asked me, would you steal from the Lou, the museum, in France?
And I said yes.
And I was like, we gotta get to, we gotta do like more cool techs, like every time I
grab me some swag.
I was like, I was like, we gotta do like art theft, like we gotta do bank robberies again.
Like in the movies?
Yeah, like we're doing like crypto currency schemes, like that just sucks.
It just sucks.
And bro, they unironically were like,
social streamer wants to go to museums,
like they took it seriously.
That's why I can't, I don't know how to grow.
I can't make a fucking joke without people immediately.
There's this thing that people do on the internet
that I hate where it's like,
they will make it, if they hate it, they'll be like,
oh, he's not capable of making a joke, he's being serious.
It's like, no, I'm not being fucking serious, dumbass.
Oh man, I do try it right here.
Look, two bums on a male.
Yo, dirt, cocaine, but dirt woulda won.
Shot, he ain't no pussy.
I know he ain't no pussy, didn't he?
You didn't know what he tried to do?
No.
All the time.
Do a tits-top.
What's up with tits-top?
I'm balance, you know.
The titan is like you are he, the titan is like you are he, it goes, it comes and goes away.
But, usually I'm pretty loved in my style of TikTok, my politics TikTok.
Well, everywhere I've signed in that, they're like, but all the fucking zoomers in general are like, oh, this is a dog shotter.
Oh, the flavor is in there.
Some of my chat did say you might shock me.
He said, hold on, I'm not shocking.
I will.
That was shock-proof, yeah.
Well, take talking, I'll see what I see.
Mm.
If there was a shimmery with bite, who would it be?
What shimmery like you want to,
you can't answer that one.
They better, they better.
You can have some talk and talk for a week.
No, I wouldn't even know
We used to be very good
Fucking boys. Yeah, you stayed in my house and shit
What was the turning point like the first incident where like oh, no, it was the camera camera
I know a lot
Listen, it's not was a little bit too overly on that bro, bro. I mean what's going on?
Oh, yeah, I was a kick-contract thinks I was being a little too was pressing a little too hard on the fucking crypto game
I've got no good wood to do over there though, and I don't like it, I don't care if I like to get wood though, I probably would, but this is good.
There's a lot of things I believe. I'm actually much more amicable with people than what people think I am like.
But yeah, there's a thing that I think is bad. I'm gonna say it.
Okay, but I feel like the white niggas were training that gambler shit back then and they were training like, I feel like there's worse things out here.
They were training that shit like, you're killing someone if you do this shit.
Personally, I don't care. I don't give a fuck about him.
Yeah, I know you don't care.
He's got a kick on him.
Nigga, I wasn't kidding. I was before that, bro.
Bro's got a non-disparagement clause, too.
No game.
Extend you.
Don't worry. Eddie's got you, bro. He's gonna send another.
No, they tried. I don't lie.
Listen, they upped it. They tried to hit you.
No, I know.
They got a lot of money. They got so much money.
They got bread.
You want bread?
No, I think it's, uh, I think it's just bad.
I think, like, we make so much money. We're so fortunate in general that I feel like we make enough money.
We don't need a, I don't need a hundred.
What do you mean?
You know?
So, if I took an alcohol sponsorship, would you get out of my ass?
What do you think it was?
No, I'm talking about like convictions or alcohol.
Oh, you, oh.
I'm talking about this before I think like people say alcohol is a problem too. It's like yeah, but it's not as accessible as your fucking phone
You know you can't just like materialize alcohol and beverage out of thin air. There's like age gap
What's like the number one age problem? I mean what's the number one addiction problem?
the most the most
suicidal one is gambling
but
Probably the one that kills the most I would assume is
probably alcohol, drink, alcohol, drunk driving.
People are saying porn, y'all are fucking crazy, bro.
Just don't jerk off, Jesus Christ.
I feel like we ruined the entire generation.
I feel like if you're under the age of 25,
you grew up watching so much unlimited,
like unrestricted porn on your fucking phone.
Cause like, I'm on 34.
And you're gonna start beating the shit.
I started beating it real early, but what I'm saying is, back in my day, when you wanted to jerk off, it was hard to find the material, like I jerked off the magazines, okay? That's a fuckin' all I had.
Damn, yeah, I figured it. I don't even act like you do.
Yeah, I would. I figured it out.
I heard something about 18 years old.
It was about the senior year of high school.
Bro, you were.
I can tell you what, I can tell you what, I can tell you what.
Who are you?
Fuckin' Jehovah's Witness?
I was here, I was fucking, I just wasn't being my shit.
I used to call my homies, Dave, for Jack and me, Dave.
You got laid before 14.
I love to feel like 14.
You were a beach of me?
Yes, and I thought I was, I was even capping.
I thought I was Dave, to beach of shit.
So I called my homie, Dave, and he was like,
yo, go and say fuck it, fuck it,
put the dick-suck for me,
and I'm beat off, please, and pussy, and I'm like, fuck.
And then, my-
Would you go out and grab a candy?
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck were they doing in Broward County?
They said, no, that was rare.
Because my other home, I mean, one other thing that I was like that.
And he folded, he beat it this shit.
I'm like, damn, I'm alone, cunt.
Now, people are just like, yo, I saw why they do that shit, man.
You beat it, so you beat it, too?
Low key.
He said, wow, this masturbation thing is a lot of fun.
No, I low key won.
I ended up like, yo, I'm the only one on top of the mountain.
But, well, that's unbelievable.
No, I started, I started like 13.
I started with shit on my neck.
He was nothing that was coming out.
That's not even that young to bridge like with my homie.
One of my homies said something like nine.
They didn't know what they were doing.
I didn't know how it was possible.
J is lost.
Bro, I saw his car.
Yeah, I saw his car.
Bro, that burger was fucking, that shit was phenomenal.
Decked in, dude.
That shit was phenomenal.
So phenomenal.
I think probably before probably before 13 like I couldn't produce
And I lost my ability at 18
So I was
I mean
I feel like now I don't know back then it felt like a pain saying that I was my dream person
Right now sounds so sick like so sick me but back then I thought I felt
So all the world's loud
Someone actually made a really good point. You're like a woman
Women, women usually have sex before they masturbate,
because there's so much shame around,
and there's not an asexual education for women,
like they're not talking to other bodies
in the same way that men are in some ways.
So most women actually have sex before they ever turn it off.
You know what's crazy though?
I used to watch porn about it,
I wasn't touching my shit.
It's like I was doing film.
What are you, looking at the fucking mausoleum scene?
Oh my God.
They were like, wow, this is a Dutch angle.
I love this.
Belly favorite camera.
I was watching the belly, I just had a fucking cock.
Wait, hold on, listen.
So I don't know the answer to this question.
Nobody's ever been telling me when I was younger,
I noticed my first time getting a bone on it
was when I put my action figures.
And I used to beat a box,
and I'd make the face around the shit.
You used your gay.
That's what it would be.
No one does that.
What did that mean?
For real?
I don't fucking know, I'm like Dr. Sigmund Freud.
Why'd I get brick?
I don't know, I was like a shit, I was younger.
Sexy dudes, you're like, damn bro.
No, bro, it was only my pfft, it's all right.
Yeah, go and you saw dudes rubbing their shit.
No, no, no.
And then, no, it would happen too if I played like,
I can't do that, I'll write that song.
Ha ha, that's a G, bro.
Dr. Jihad, yeah.
Don't worry, I can do it.
Dr. Jihad ain't that the means when like,
It'd be like in Twin Towers, it's Gleppin.
It's fucking unexpected, G-Hot.
Where you there on that time, man?
Yeah, bro, I was in the fucking pain.
It'd be like, yeah, I made it out.
I'm the only one.
It'd be like Bush, that washes, that washes dry.
They're gonna shoot the gold ball
that beat fucking Twin Towers.
I'm like, yo, man, this is crazy.
Your brain is braided.
But yeah, no, Jihad means struggle.
But in America, people think Jihad means, like,
you know, killing Americans.
But the reason why we say, my community calls me Dr. Jihad is because it's an Israeli comedy show
that randomly brought me up
and they called me Dr. Jihad
Say how to fox news
They call me
What's a fox news?
Like, do fox news happen?
Like, bad news anchors?
Um, not with that letter.
CNN or Fox News?
Pretty, I don't know.
I feel like there's no, not anymore.
I mean, I guess CNN has like younger women, not that I would never objectify them because
I'm a feminist, but I'm a feminist so I got it on my bio.
Yeah.
Um, he'll just take it to know where we're at, bro.
Bro, I saw his band, does he have a band in the SUV?
Yes.
Yeah.
literally 20 like 15 minutes ago I'm almost certain but what's the name of
the shot it's right there bro I saw him
I don't know what he's doing, bro.
Bro is avoiding me, son.
Bro, I don't think he knows me.
Oh, Jay Cinco?
Yeah.
You think so?
You think he's avoiding me?
He's like, oh, dude, this guy's probably not.
No, this nigga is from the fucking streets.
I don't even think he knows me well, bro.
What if he pulls on me and says, bro, I love your problem.
That would shock yo.
He's like, dude, you know what?
Yo, don't wait.
He's like, you got me through COVID.
Yo.
I think I got it.
What?
Yeah.
Chase, he was like, oh my god.
I salted my leg.
I salted my place of work.
I became a union rep.
It was crazy to you.
I don't think anybody would ever do that because that's bad looks.
You don't know that.
Hey, Jake.
It's good.
What's up, man?
It's on.
It's good.
You got a burp?
Oh, burp.
Dang.
It's good.
Well, actually, that was a lot of work.
It was actually good, man.
Well, your car was here 15 minutes ago.
What happened?
I went upstairs.
I went upstairs, I checked for y'all.
Then I came down, and he said a burger spot.
He didn't say the name.
So I looked at the burger spot, and I went to the front street.
Yeah, and he told me I got hit on my foot.
That's his fault, man.
If he didn't tell you.
He didn't give me no address.
Bro, I'm gonna sue that the people in the back
had to sue me with info and shit, you know what I'm saying?
No, they were just smoking cigarettes.
Oh yeah, the old ones.
The old guys.
Yeah, they were sick.
No, I meant production.
My production was Texan or whatnot.
You know what they got to do with shit like that.
Pretty old shit.
And mine, baby.
Yeah, the production.
Hell, we've been on Fox News and shit.
Fox News, don't worry.
One of my sister loves him, though.
Actually?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, actually?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, she's like girls.
No, no, but like, like big videos here.
I'm afraid of her though, but hell yeah.
Damn!
Why is that she came to your basketball game
and she didn't want to take a picture with nobody but him?
Listen, if I were to say my parents' house in Navi
and I was in high school, I'd get stuck in the fucking locker game.
I'd get bullied, you know what I mean?
Now you say your rage is my favorite shit,
but I don't fancy that.
You're fucking 28 years old.
You're dumb.
No, no, no.
At this point, you look a level up
of your favorite content creators.
Yeah, true.
You're at the age where like,
I'm the only extreme reader to be saying that you watch.
What do you guys say about my favorite content?
I think it is a good guy.
No, actually, do you watch Street Goose?
No, I watch Street because I stream all the time.
That's true.
I'm live literally eight hours a day.
I get bullied for watching.
You mind the bully?
They get bullied for watching me?
No, they're not.
They got bullied.
They're saying it, bro.
They're saying it.
They said a full name is everything.
I get bullied for watching your videos.
That's not a review.
That's crazy.
You told them, you told them, you told them bitches you watched Mary and you gave her a piss in her mouth.
Is that it?
No, that's not it.
Between you and I, if you told girls that you watched me versus you, they would be like,
oh, me too.
I think I got you beat there.
Oh, no.
Listen, you've never been a W1 man for your viewer.
A viewer had told a girl that I was his cousin.
Yeah, I was his cousin and he literally fucked the guy.
What are you talking about?
There's mad people that have started dating one another because they were like
I've used the lines I've learned from like being woke on your fucking stream
Who are you talking about?
A lot of people do love like a wise person though
Bro, he not wise
No, I'm saying they use the game, I believe that
Bro, I don't believe this
I'm thinking a little bit of
No, he's not sensitive, none of this shit
No, no, bro
All because of his feelings, y'all are hearing this, right?
He's still cool, he's still cool as fuck.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Yo, what's up with Scottie?
I should throw him up.
Did that pick a lot bro?
Oh, you don't like pickles in there?
Damn, I should have picked a lot.
Yo, see, he's in here.
See, what?
That booty bag, I should have taken your pickles.
I should know, I should have took your pickles off.
No, he should have taken your pickles off.
Say that, huh?
Yo, how you feel about Sky-Hero?
Who's that?
The Asian figure that was,
that got explode with Pacino in the bureau.
I have no idea who that is.
Sky-Hero?
You played among us.
Sky-Hero, bro, you made him sound like a soundcloud rapper.
It looks like Puno.
It's like Puno.
There.
Come on.
That's how it's spelled, yo.
He had a, I don't even know what the fuck happened
as I was too busy covering the news,
but it was like the big thing, the big meta.
I don't even think personally, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't now realize
Laying it down. That was a little bit shocking
he's like
Shia boy
I didn't show them a clip
She was up yes, it's people are too low apparently he's kicking games
It's late more than we could
What do you even say, Fon?
Oh, bro, that's not a good, dude, that's, that's hurt.
That's hurt.
Show him at his prom, bro.
Show prom, Saikun.
How I do it?
I don't know, but that one is like when he looks crazy.
Um, yeah, yeah.
This, this, this, maybe.
He was like, what are you doing?
This is how we talk so, this is how you hear us talk.
Oh, yeah, she's so much great when they're talking.
Oh, because you're here.
Now he'll say shit like, oh, they're saying they were doing it.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought that's Billy, I was just like, oh.
Yeah, it's comfortable though.
That's the whole thing though.
Apparently, apparently had a girlfriend that was like super secret.
Like none of his friends, none of his close friends knew.
And it was going on for like seven years.
How the fuck did it get out of there?
How did he make some like the seven years that I've been seeing?
He was like, he was in a lucky relationship.
I guess he was just a temporary relationship.
Is he like really big?
He was, he was super huge at one point.
Oh
But it's family he's he's like
Shy boy, yeah, he brought drop a whole document on that
Calling cheese that girlfriend this whole time you've been changing my
Like it's not good, but like
Documents no, I know what you mean. I feel like I mean, I think it shows you show some of his characters like
I see a Twitter dog
I need to see fucking how the fuck that happened
I see a Twitter dog
No fucks better be getting their ass beat
You better be getting their fucking
No no no no
Bro
I'm thinking it's about some sexual assault shit or something
Bro the niggas slinging dick bro
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's also like
There's like one thing creative is, it was like 17, wait, hold on, wait, what's that,
H2?
It was like 17.
I don't know, I don't know.
See, I don't know about all of them.
It's so different.
But usually it's always like, it's always like people wait, like they just wait it
out, they're like, I don't fucking like this dude, right, and then they wait it out, and
then something comes out and they're like, yes, fuck, this guy.
That's how I am, I shoot them right up?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess.
But then he got to the point where he was like,
I don't care.
I think the worst aspect of it is he is a famous streamer.
So I think people were saying he's going after smaller
content creators.
I mean, I guess it's like.
I see the dears, bro.
They were slaughtering his deer again.
The five shit slaughtered my deer.
I'm supposed to cooperate because he's straight.
What the fuck?
He's not a streamer.
Yeah, he was just fucking laying it down on anybody.
He was just cleaning house.
No, you know what's crazy though?
I was sure he was fucked one of them though.
But he was texting a lot of them.
Who had sent him a letter on him?
Yes, it's only like one way or the other.
I thought he was just fucking...
But he had to get a roster of bitches
who was like, rest his or planning to...
What do you get at that?
Well, he might have fucked two of them.
I feel like we're playing telephone off the chat.
The girl that exposed him in the video,
The girl that exposed him in the video said that they didn't have sex yet.
They didn't have sex.
I saw one video.
And the girlfriend came out and saw it.
The only thing I saw was a girl came out and was like, he nutted inside of me.
I'm serious.
I saw, I didn't even watch the video, I just saw someone, I was like, this is not on my
side of my phone.
This is the only thing I saw and I was like, that's not what he tells you about.
That is crazy.
You cheated already, you busted your girlfriend.
That is crazy.
That's wild.
That's how I got a nigga famous.
That's how I got a nigga.
I never got a pussy.
We started here ten years ago.
How did I act?
We ain't done nothing.
I got a girlfriend one time.
I was a burden.
I thought I'd get a friend of mine to talk about who this is in the car.
What?
Yeah.
And she got fucking with everyone past them and in front of campus.
You never understand.
How do we get here?
I don't know.
He brought up.
Well that's just an example.
He brought up to say it.
No shit.
They entered the hyperlite.
Oh they didn't have to act.
Yeah.
He brought up.
What did you call it?
What did you say?
Scarlet one.
Scarlet you know.
That's a nigga they have.
Bro the way you said it I thought like, like, I thought he was like a rapper.
What the hell, what the hell?
Skyano would be a rapper name.
How do you say his name?
Skyano.
Sikuno.
Yeah.
The Skyano does sound like a rapper.
Skyano.
Rob, it's saying that Skyano's been past six years.
Your own, your own.
That's an honor.
You're beginning to shoot.
You're an angel.
Hold on, huh?
He's calling you out.
What's with our young fucking kid, man?
That's the thing, you gotta hurry up.
Yeah, but no, no, yeah.
You gotta make kid up a little automatically.
What's that, the J?
That's plus ten to me.
That's true though, that's true.
That's not plus two, it's probably plus five.
If you have a kid, you are on status for sure.
Not only are you a kid, he's low-key, low-key.
Not only does he have a kid,
he's got a relationship, he's engaged,
so he's also a husband.
And it's your, you are.
You're a guy.
Just double on it.
Is that really them?
You're basically, you're a guy in a suit, yeah.
I'm 24, I'm 25, and me and the next thing I do, I'm like 29.
You're 34.
You're 34, you're this and the next thing I do,
you're 24, you know what I'm saying?
So is the older you are trying to put? They want to feel older.
I don't want to feel like you. I don't want to feel like you.
Bro, I'm trying to put that up on you.
I didn't know you were like 27 years old.
Bro? Yeah, 27?
You just get like, you don't get to be full for all that.
You don't get to be full, man.
Wait, is that a compliment, bro?
She is. Let me not act older.
I'm trying to even feel that.
Yeah, bro. I'll take 27.
I mean you do automatically become pops which is a
I do because I'm not gonna see that shit so dad's
really gonna uncle shit that's just a brother you know
yeah I can see that I just bought me a leaf blower and all
that that's great you got a leaf blower
sit in that shit that's it that's it that's it
I don't have to play around
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell of a boy.
But the league boy doing that, man.
But what you trying to do?
What you trying to do here?
I mean, shake his bro, you know what I'm saying?
Part of the dad hurts.
You see, you grow here faster.
So you don't have to eat that.
Yeah, nah.
My shirt always can patch you, but I don't get beers.
Like, well, it's a nice binoculars.
I can't add, man.
Like, I thought that was like the way.
Is that actual, wait, meat button?
I never ate a button for him.
You were not even ever eating meat, huh?
No, if you were not eating a button, here's a what.
You can eat your wife's butt.
I mean, but then, like, you don't have no serious
and you don't know what somebody can do?
I'm not even gonna rebut unless I know I'm gonna make
my wife's butt.
Ain't no girl could be able to make it.
Really?
It's not.
No girl, awfully, awfully, sexually conservative.
No girl could be able to walk around this whole time.
I ain't got a butt unless it's my wife.
What about, what about if they ate your butt?
Did you just butt me?
You, I, I, you were surprisingly
like you'd never been the other way.
You've never had any of me near you.
Why are you like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Are you kidding me?
Are you out of your mind?
Yeah.
But I feel like you do that shit and you're like, yo, I'm a political streamer and I'm
a wolf.
So I gotta get my ass kicked.
Wait, what is that?
I gotta do this like a sad girl.
It's not how I do it, dude.
I don't need to actually do it.
So you got Bill into the wolf and he's like, oh, I want him to try it.
So you had your feet pointed towards the fucking sky.
I go, Tommy, go beat him in the head.
I got my guy now.
Or were you on a horse?
It was you, I am.
What are you talking about, that's not what I was talking about!
That's not the logistics of it, it's like, you know, when she's down there, she goes
down a little bit further.
Did she spread your cheek?
No, no, I'm laying in the bed, I'm like this.
What do you mean?
Bro, bro, you had your knees up a little bit again.
I can't remember man.
I don't care.
Listen.
I'm not there yet.
She fucked with the goops a little bit.
I ain't mad at it.
But that's how you stop the goop.
Oh, you stop the goop?
Put the goop. Goops is ticklish.
I'm not seeing it.
Sometimes I spice it up a little bit.
That's what I'm saying.
Change the place a little bit.
I'm stopping on the goop.
I don't even want to go to the goop.
I was like what she touched you?
What she touched you?
I touched her what?
I was like what?
You're saying?
You're my man?
You know what I'm saying?
That's how you do it.
You're crazy.
I would already get the A-O.
I would get the A-O.
I would already get the A-O.
I would get the A-O.
No, every time I said it's in my brain, I would go away.
She can't go any longer.
Yeah.
You said you like that.
No.
That's what you're talking about.
Oh, that's all that.
Yeah, I'm mad at you.
Okay, you're half right bro.
You're half right there.
Bro, you're having a bad time
Work is gonna kick you out
They're on board
Oh, no. I'm not a freak out.
Yeah, I'm not really a freak out.
I feel like I'm the fuck out of here.
The fuck you mean I'm the fuck out of here?
No, you look like you sure would die for you both, man.
See that? Bro, come on, bro.
Like a nice, like a nice man in here.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I mean, I could deal with him.
I'm not kissing his shit. I'm not.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
I do it, bro.
Wait, wait, wait. Like, you're not gonna put it in the video.
Wait, wait, so you suck on that shit.
I'm probably like this, probably like this.
Like, suck it.
I mean, at this point, I'm in a guy's suit.
I'm all in.
I'm not.
You're a husband.
I ain't no judge more on what you're essentially eating.
It's not getting paid.
I'm not a son of a fucker.
I'm not a son of a piece.
I'm just a footballer.
I'm never going to pay, but I'm too much for a fuck.
I'm not paying.
We're paying.
Paying is it.
Yo, that's what you're paying.
We're paying.
Every man has a G-spot inside of their ass.
But you don't need to fit it up.
No, listen, I feel like that's a myth. They just want things to shut up.
Shut up.
You got to be...
They're trying to trick you into trying to know us.
If that's the case, when I go and get my prostate challenged from us and them and all that shit,
like, that's no good.
I'm sure the medical professional knows how to handle your prostate without making you fall.
So what if we absolutely glop at that G-spot and fucking call us?
I don't know how to do that.
I'm fighting every f***ing thing.
I was talking about this.
You can actually make someone
with no contact com.
You can make someone with a com reading.
By just hitting their G-spot
you can make a com.
That's not true.
Apparently it's thingy.
It's gonna be hit.
He's done it before.
I would, yeah, I don't care, I don't give a shit.
I'm too nervous.
I'm too nervous to drive.
No, that's not.
I feel like it's a little, a little, a little,
a little lick is fine with, like, you know,
anything past that point, things, things going in there,
I'm like, I'm not ready for it.
Maybe when I'm in my like fifties.
Why?
Like, what do you feel like you don't get it?
Like, what is, like, what is,
I'm ready to take it there
I'm ready to take it to the next level
He's just like, he's done everything at that point
You're like, why don't you try to shit out?
Oh, no
Bro, they put a G spot there
There's gotta be a good reason for it
Bro, I think that was an accident
That was shit
Shit, that fucked up
That's a shit
What the fuck? What do you mean by that?
And why don't girls have one here?
The girls don't have it there.
Girls have it in their pussy.
Yeah, but they can have two more balls.
They gotta put one in there.
Oh, that's too much.
That's gluttony.
It's two?
That's crazy.
It's like, that's gluttony like shit.
That's gluttony.
OK, hold on.
Listen, I had the crib.
I got my little butted up.
I'm hot, Lee.
Now, he's up and coming.
My little protege.
Watch out.
Me, don't you know TK?
Yeah, TK.
Let's see, what's up there?
And I'm in the stream, man.
Let me edit the link and shit like that.
Should be cool.
I'll try to put Leon, man.
And he, like, tighten up.
He's going to stream this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And he fuck with you.
He fuck with you.
He young, so.
How old is that?
18.
Right?
19?
20?
Does he get belated for watching me?
You guys bully for being a fucking loser, man.
Why are you saying that?
God damn it.
Shit.
Ugh.
I keep turning it out.
I don't know how to hold that.
You're not walking in?
I do, but I ain't gonna say no more, man.
It's gonna help you.
You're gonna have to tap your shoulders.
Yeah.
Maybe lying to the vibe.
Yeah.
I feel that.
Then again, take a camera.
Oh, you brought them all out here?
Is it what?
So you brought them all out here?
I did.
Oh yeah, but you have to, uh,
lay out, cause I'm trying to do something,
and then you just,
I thought, I thought, I thought you just,
you just started to move.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Move that thing, bro.
I mean, this is a,
it's not fine, I think you would've waited me a game.
Fuck, man, let that nigga breathe, man.
That's fine, bro.
I know, but you know, people gotta grow.
You know, they gotta separate the girl, man.
Fuck, now, I'm about to cry out a barrel, that's me.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
Oh, man.
Thank you.
I have a line here, you got to grab it.
You gonna drive us?
Oh my god
That's pop
Where's the car seat, man?
She's not in her car seat
I got a whole camera for her
Yo, she's not even boarding
Oh, don't be a...
Pops!
We gotta start calling Jay Pops
Let's Pops
What?
How am I supposed to my life though?
You're a princess, man!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I feel like I'm in a bubble smacks.
Yeah!
What's going on?
I mean, it's not a forest!
It's a lie!
No!
Should it be?
I'ma text you to love.
Oh.
Go ahead.
What do you mean?
This is sick.
Oh, yeah, Jay.
What was this from again?
Oh, it's from our baby chef.
Oh, yeah.
Be honest, Jay.
I was the best dresser in your fucking baby shower, nigga.
What did you wear again?
Hey, come on.
That's your one.
Oh, no, you did have something clean.
You did.
Come on, now.
And I larked on your car again.
Oh, yeah, your thing was clean.
Yo, we larked on your car again.
Oh, yeah, your thing was clean.
Yo, we larked on your car again.
Oh, yeah, your thing was clean.
Yo, we larked on your car again.
And I larked on your car again.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was clean.
Yo, we larked on the car again.
Then you got a converse on it in the Rolls Royce.
Hey, sometimes you gotta downplay it.
You know what I'm saying?
You got a converse on it.
You feel me?
I'm in the Rolls Royce.
I ain't got a key flexing.
Oh, this is not the Rolls Royce.
This doesn't have the stars up top.
The stars up top.
Now, you fit to get one, though.
Now, they got money.
Nah, here I know.
He got mad, Brad.
I'm gonna text you to love.
You don't know it, right?
I'm not an ISM.
What we gon' go, you gotta learn how to golf and shit, J.
I'm not a golf.
No more of this thugging shit.
No, no, I'll be golfing.
I'll be in Eagles and shit.
Yeah, Eagles.
I'll be in Birdies, nigga fuck.
Damn.
You gotta be in Birdies and Birdies.
Three up, three in fours.
Wait, that's what, wait, you said Eagles?
Yeah.
GG, bro.
What?
That's what they call them, right?
Crazy looks bald man my forehead just man around cuz I chill. That's crazy. I can't believe you took onk like that
FD signifier. I'm still thinking about that. Wait, who is there? He's a good friend of mine. He's a political commentator
Yo FD signifier, I'll fuck with you man
Actually, I don't know. I don't know if he says some crazy shit. No, no, no. He's great
He's a teacher from Atlanta and he has a YouTube channel. Is a teacher? Yeah, I respect all teachers again
That's shit hard, but my mom wanted to be a teacher, but that made me sad. I feel like teachers
What?
I didn't make you sad.
Because I grew up hard.
Kids would be disrespected.
He knows how he was.
No, no, no. I was a good kid.
I actually have senior photos. You were probably a nerd.
I was just a class clown a little bit.
Oh, you were? Yeah, I just said jokes out loud.
I was trying to talk about how I was never disrespected.
I was kind of like, nothing but that.
Nothing but that. People would be really disrespected.
I was kind of like, teachers.
I ain't like that shit.
Hey, you sounds nerf. What the fuck?
I saw your phone, bro. You look nerdy as hell.
I was slinging big, man.
You're fucking awesome.
There's no shot. Hey, a bandcamp.
A bandcamp? What?
I don't know why them hoes like me about that.
I was dead shot. I was shot.
Wait, did you actually sling dig a bandcamp?
No. No, what the fuck? No, I don't know what a bandcamp is.
You know what's crazy?
What?
I played the guitar for like 10 years.
You don't tell me you play guitar.
I did, I did.
Like a band or some shit?
No, I'm the play formative one.
No, they know that.
I played in the Darfur Tayers.
That is the most performative one.
What did you play?
What did you play when you get a girl over?
No, the first time you played.
It was the first time I played.
Wake me up on September 1st.
Oh, my fucking god.
Wake me up.
That's the first song I could tell I learned how to play.
And then I'm the tiger.
I didn't tell you what's wrong.
I used to play rock band.
I know.
I know exactly how I know how to play.
Very different than being the play the guitar.
All you gotta do the drums though
Rage get was on the ox. I don't listen to any music
You don't play some shit in another language. I'm so perform it shit, bro
I only I really listen to music like that. You know, I listen Frank Ocean, which is five right?
Which is five. I do like Frank Ocean. Yeah, I can say that big your butt
He own followed me
Fuck up. I think he I think you're right. I think he originally thought
You're trying to fuck yeah, and then you shut up for yeah, 100%
Or he realized he was the most odd spy
That's I can't believe we're saying must odd for me must I wasn't kill me bro. That's what you want us to think
Yeah, that was my side the Israeli spy agency. Oh, he's not me. It's on the kid
You know you don't you don't you don't know you're right? It's only he actually do
I got I got government ops
This nigga in the car right now is the biggest political commentator on the planet
Especially on the like the left side of shit on the left side like that the right side of healing on the right
He on the left. Yeah, like you know what I mean by left like Democrat like you're like
Oh, like
Left it a fucking
elaboration
Socialists he's a socialist
Okay.
Yeah, you're a socialist.
Yeah, okay.
You didn't like mine, what's it called, chart?
Remember that test I did?
You were like, whoa.
You were a little bit in the center.
I don't remember, but.
My shit was like in the left center kind of vibe,
like leaning toward us.
Yeah, you need to be more leftist.
What the fuck?
You need to be more to the left.
There's always room to go.
I think it's weird.
Come on, bro.
Y'all can't have fun, bro.
Y'all too strict, you know what I'm saying?
What do you mean, I have fun all the time?
You don't.
Because I used to hate your life, bro.
I love my life.
I think I mean did what you're saying is correct though
I think a lot of people think that to be woke means like you can't have any phone whatsoever
And it sucks and that's why a lot of people yell at me all the time because I do have fun and
Then people think oh you're not supposed to have fun. You're well
Yeah, the niggas your niggas bear your ass because you didn't want to say no you're gonna world or shit
No, yeah, so anybody from the fucking car game is anybody trying to kill you?
Yeah, no, no, no, like this is the series don't you have okay?
I'm not even throwing
Anything I told you but I mean I'll tell you this I got detained at the airport by the Department of Homeland Security
No, not homelander the homeland security
There go parking spots
It was in the news why ain't no parking spots
Yeah, well, they invented reverse. Why did you tell him then cool?
Hey, he got he got worried when you said I got off. He's no panic-driving
A little bit with the American government to they're not too fun, but it's fine
Bro, there's that shit really be like real like them niggas be really on your ass
So you begin weird you have like weird times like somebody leave a note on your doors
They don't be nothing deep like that
Like bro, maybe they can have some weird encounters. He can't say what I don't talk about the stuff that I do probably
What about just dangerous this is like some in the soup spot
That's what I'm saying, yeah, I can spot a broken one.
I can't spot him in the sass.
You can't.
You didn't understand?
One of the niggas was like, oh, he killed himself.
No, I'm not telling you.
Hey, it's all you did.
You can close that.
We're just real good.
My light on the door will be running out just real quick.
Just for that sake.
What, are you going to dip out?
No, no, no, no.
What the fuck you guys doing there?
I'm sorry.
You just went and looked like a spy.
I didn't know how I wanted me to do the collab.
I did a talk show.
That niggas gave me the last collab.
We do this.
Listen, listen.
I swear to God, I knew something was wrong with this nigga.
Shoulders too big, man.
Listen, listen, look, he big as fuck.
He's some fool.
I'm too fit.
I wanted to kick him out the car, but he too buzzed.
This is what happened.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just introducing him to my little homies,
and they don't get a fuck what that is.
They don't need to be in this shit.
Niggas, how many are everybody in it?
Niggas, fuck.
You want some bullet shit?
Come on.
Let's do it.
Nah, for sure.
Now, I was talking right now.
Yeah.
Everybody, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you got to aim at it.
A little herb, look at it.
Turn around.
This is my PMP.
Nice. That's nice.
It's a cool little ship.
I grew up like flowers, I'm down here.
You gotta...
Go?
Wait, what are you doing?
Wait, what the fuck?
You got a surprise fucking problem.
Yo, what are you doing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop this, stop this.
Oh!
What are you looking for?
A whole house?
No, it's not.
You're gonna break the door leave open the door gang
I can't I'm gonna get you done to be me bro. They already give us a warning for being loud, but you have no party game
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck?
Hey, my name's Gene, nice to meet you.
Take off my thing, what's up, man?
So I'm saying, J!
What's up, man?
What's up, man? What's up?
It's a B&B in the hood.
What's that mean, man?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me discuss it.
She needs this.
Let me let you just come with me.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, put the music back on.
Put the music back on.
Put it that way, put it that way.
How about I do the battle.
You look like a booze.
Wait, wait, wait.
This little morning is coming.
I had a lot of fun.
Everybody! What the why are you here again?
What the fuck?
It's not a problem.
You're gonna last day in the water you mentioned.
It's like what the fuck, you know?
We're good, but we're following the guidelines
and everything.
Last day, dude.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck am I doing here?
What the fuck?
I'm too old to have fun, bruh.
Yeah!
That's another game.
Whoa!
I didn't mean like that.
Listen, bruh.
Say that. Say that.
Pull up.
Call us. Give me phone.
You should have been the first one.
Right, right. Come on, man.
I
Usually got a hang of shit like this don't you see having this nigga just be on bullshit now look my nigga
I'm gonna keep it a bug game
You my dog. I would never throw some shit without your approval my nigga, so I
Had your food you were sleeping though. You tell me Hassan nice to meet my name. I feel you. I feel like he's a beat
He probably gave me a room
In the right mind set so you
Listen again, listen
I got, I got huss.
We got hella bad.
This is the virus.
The virus started.
The football here, man. Come on. Come on, we out.
Football, you ready?
You heard that?
That's the sound. You're saying sound like what?
That's the sound.
I'm gonna step on you out of the wall.
I'm gonna push you around out of the wall.
I kill this bitch out of detail on the wall.
Yeah, jump on these beasts out of the wall.
Slide, keep on slide.
God, spin around, spin around, step down, step down.
Don't go away, bro.
Tell me, but just like,
you gotta train at least a little bit.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
What you want?
Hey, we got more to train for the day.
I'm doing it.
Let me go, let me go, let me go right now.
Take it up, take it up, take it up, take it up.
What the fuck am I doing, dad?
Oh, Max also said hello, and that makes you so good.
What the fuck does that mean?
What does get me so good, dad?
Go get your brother, man.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
It's the kind of somewhere raised, bro.
What you doing, bro?
I'm trying to come out and play.
Hey!
All right, hold on, hold on.
Shot, shot, shot, shot.
You're gonna take a shot, man.
Watch your eyes, man.
I'm gonna take one.
All right, man, get up.
You got a call?
Come, come, come, come.
I
Oh, son, why you want to give me that?
I'm gonna hit me stressed out about the political state of Israel.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Let's take them, bro.
Let's not talk about the political state of the Ipiconomics.
Fuck that people.
Let's go.
You know what we all tonight?
We're getting phishings, money, and we're getting fucking done.
They're having the fucking time.
Bro, you gotta pay us back for the liquor.
Yeah.
Come on.
All right.
We're there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're at the G-Tolla.
No, shut me up.
Four months.
Yeah
Cheers! Cheers to the world!
Cheers! Cheers!
Ride the fuck out!
Cheers!
Come on now!
Ride the fuck out!
More life! More life!
Drink it!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's going on?
How are you?
Alright, let's take this one for a test take, let's take a drink now.
Yeah!
They didn't enough, they didn't enough, they didn't enough.
Let me put this...
Swallow, swallow!
Come back, come on!
They can't do it!
That's your ass!
How come I'm on the podium?
You didn't sit on that lit?
A lot of lights on if you want to come on the podium.
I'm on it, this is the best.
You know we're gonna be doing all this.
That's all, it's nice to meet you, bro.
I hope you guys, by the way, you sexy.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, chill!
I don't care what this is, man.
I'm not that much.
No!
I'm not just...
No, I'm just kidding, fuck.
You sexy, you sexy.
You want another fuck?
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
He wants another fuck.
I'm just kidding.
He wants another fuck.
Hey, you know my niggas?
You fucked up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go talk to the shit out of you.
I'm gonna probably chat real quick.
Y'all stay here, I'll be back.
Bring this to me.
I'll talk to you.
Bring this to me.
Hey, you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Great.
Thanks, man.
I'll get you.
Walk me with you.
And I'm perked by a team.
Oh.
I'm going to read it again.
I'm not gonna hit it.
It's not gonna hit it.
I'm not home.
No, I'm not home.
You know what?
You hear the music?
Do you hear the music?
Yeah, I hear the music.
What's your listening to?
There's music going on.
There's a limit of five people
out of the house that
want time and no music.
You got people in there?
You invited them money. I didn't invite anybody on God, you know, there's nobody I know in there
How am I gonna know these niggas money, I don't know
Is there any required motion to get in there, I only got the only person everybody was dying to live. She's not here
You know, she's coming in. That's what that's what I got three other balls here money
I gotta lock in well you got holes and you can you bring your man?
Yeah, I'm thinking all the bitches they all fuck the fuck so shit today in your bed
But look watch out my fuck you know look now look I
Took huh these are old already not not yet
Hey, wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute the party cool, though
We vibing that's it gonna stay up
If you keep the music loud and keep those clothes so niggas don't get it shit is straight
At the party has a happy in the oil. She has a happy man. We're not doing nothing crazy
Keep it like this. Don't make it too loud and we could turn up a little bit. We you finish
I'm gonna suck your dick
I
Just
What the fuck
I'm a hundred percent getting a message from there. Yeah, you think I'm gonna get a message from there, baby people
Rob for sure. Oh my god, bro. Yeah, we really got caught earlier gang
Hey
Say was not not he having fun out there fucking on some hoes game
See was not not he good out there. He was like look check
Um
I'm about to get the fuck one out of here. Yeah, I'm gonna lie
I'm about to get the fuck off. I'm about to get the fuck up. What out of there?
Uh, actually go look to see what his answer then come back
What was he doing? He's alive? Did I get a touch on by Rock Alley?
Nothing's there.
Is he good? Chat, he good? He cool?
He looks sad.
Alright bro, look chat. He good. He gonna get some shots.
He gonna be shooting. Put more bad holes in the corner of Rock Alley.
Look, I'm about to get the fucker point out of here.
It's been a little...
Look, I should I sit down the party or should I keep it going bro?
That was whatever you prefer. I'm totally let's not rock out too hard
But he said I'm fucking rocked out Lee and he's stuck at his tongue, bro
How are you it's not 25, bro. We need a conversation
This was not my idea. I told you this is not a good idea
I said rage might be pressed bro. You might put the rage in real rage, bro
So you wasn't down there getting lit. Well, no way, dude, the only thing I drink with water, bro
No, no, no, no, it's cuz I'm Korean, bro.
No, this is my Korean shit, bro.
No, no, this is just me being Korean, bro.
Oh, God, now you're Korean.
No, no, no, I'm just Korean.
Now you're Korean.
I'm just Korean, right?
Since when, nigga?
Since.
Now you're fucking Korean.
I'm supposed to be your fucking Korean?
Since always, bro!
What about you?
Yeah, that's me.
What about you, Korean?
Everything!
Just look at my skit-toes of melanin!
Everything!
This is Korean melanin!
What the fake-ass accent, man.
Get the fuck out of my room, bro.
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
That fake-ass Korean accent.
Look at my skin!
Look at my melanin!
Look at my melanin skin!
Look at the fuck out!
I'm supposed to believe that bum-ass accent?
Look at my melanin!
Korean nicks don't talk like that.
Sha, I'm about to get the fuck of one out of here.
I'm trying to enjoy the night as much as I can.
Um...
Knock, knock, knock.
Bring your ass in.
What are you doing?
Dang, mate.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to live a little, man.
What are you doing, gang?
I'm trying to live a little.
People die a lot, gang.
Like, come on, bro.
How often do I see you?
You know what's crazy?
You know TK, Chet.
I know him better than y'all,
but you know him from the edicts.
from the edicts what's the first thing he does try to tug up the heart strings
automatically are you saying I'm a manipulation or nothing just try to
appeal to my emotions how do I know you die every day no real shit go how often
do I see you bruh is it my fault my first time seeing my dog in a little
minute I was like you know what I'm not seeing him for a minute and throw some
shit bro let's have a vibe bro you took a shot you chillin gang come on you can't
No, I'm not gang. Stop dog. See you throwing these narratives on me.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm gonna hold some young man, bro.
I'm chilling. I gotta cross on Monday. Shout to my lord and savior Jesus Christ.
It's okay bro. It's in chill shit bro. It's not even that deep, bro.
Alright, you get your car?
What's up?
Bro, what the fuck did you bring me to, bro?
Bro, what the fuck, bro?
Why don't you drink up a Bacardi?
I only heard this in songs.
Now I'm drinking up a Bacardi.
What's up, Joe, bro?
This man's a father.
So let's have a little fucking contraction of y'all
going up here.
What was it, y'all?
Was it come over here?
Bro, we walked in.
There was like 18 cameras.
I know.
Yeah, wait.
That was that stream party tool game?
Is that what you're talking about?
Off camera shit?
This is live throwing a party?
What's your tell me, Jack?
Put me ass niggas!
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Not a single chatter!
Not a single person would be like, hey, his up, by the way.
His lit.
They're straight but cardy.
It's so funny, my chatters are like,
there's something bleak twice if you're okay.
They'll tell me to save you, gang.
Yeah, no.
Are you okay with that?
Yeah, I can handle myself.
Okay, man.
I mean, I saw a bunch of 18 year olds with phone cameras.
Fuck.
You know what's crazy?
Sadly, there's a grown ass motherfuckers down there.
But how old?
The youngest one is probably Lee.
But everybody's like 25 or something, yeah?
Everybody's trying to change their dreams, you know?
TK fucking 29, nigga?
Oh, yeah.
TK and Lee.
And we're 25?
You go ahead and leave that Bacardi alone.
He can just twist the Hennessy.
Chat, look.
I came here so they can introduce them to the bros and they done it for the fuck.
We got introduced.
Y'all got fucking introduced.
I don't know if that's a bad introduction.
It's cool.
I ain't gonna lie, it's cool.
Like they do their thing down there, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Man, no violence.
No, no, no.
I like maybe a little too much baby oil.
Yeah, too much.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, it can't be more bottles of baby oil.
What are they gonna do with the baby oil by the end of the night?
I don't know.
But they kept saying like, hey, I know this looks weird.
It was 10 miles big. Oh, we got a lot of baby oil anti-allergic
Fuck okay. I mean
Back no at least about 10 more holes on the way. I like that reaction
No, no, no, I mean me
La la it's not his fault. I know this happening. Don't send me a text on the phone sorry game
It's not his fault. It's not his fault either, you feel me?
I'm just here so I'll get fun, but that's it.
Yeah, but you're not leaving before the most time.
Hold on, I'm out.
Yep, go ahead.
I'm about to get the fucking one out of here.
They live downstairs if you want to join their stream.
But come on, dude. I'm a little too old for this shit.
I'm gonna go down and say that, bro. You do look a little weird in this type of setting.
You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna go like, it's all right.
Like you like a college frat party guy like when I see you I'm just like hell no
He's just like some just look wrong. It's like it's like a bank. Yeah
You're not supposed to be here like you stuck in here type shit. Oh fuck. Yeah, that's cat
That's not you know, hey y'all to get out to get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up
I'll say bottle RG by by YRG. It was a wonderful day
29 year old
I'm gonna go to the corner bro, grab some
You're talking to stop tripping off this shit bro
Some white shit, bro
This is college bro
What the college bro?
Yeah I did, what's this?
I did, but come on man
Let him hit some shit on your bed
No
Alright, alright
Chad say bye to Huzad and Chai Sikker
I appreciate y'all man
Appreciate y'all holding it down
I'll be on this out bro
Get the fuck out!
You got it!
WLA arc.
It's been real.
It's been fine.
So I may say it's been real fucking fun.
Classic.
Do you hear this nigga leave?
We're playing limbo.
Yo, yo.
Alright, chat.
Lil' Yon niggas.
Tomorrow we do have a MarbleRiver sponsor
at 1 p.m. PST so I'll be live in LA again probably from case on
some that text them ask them if I can use the setup but that's all I'm doing
I'm flying back home game or to New York depending if I'm still having those
meetings but whatever um I love you do you hear him? Chase Cinco.
Yo I need to go help Cinco for alright.
lay on it again. I'm out of it. Stay safe, be easy. See you on Twitter and other social
medias. They brought support games for the beautiful week, but I'm tired. I'm beat. Peace
out, gang.