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Just keep me updated with the game whatever y'all can't but I can't watch right now"}, {"start": 97.64, "end": 101.36, "text": " It's time to stream nigga. What's up gangsta was good, brother"}, {"start": 108.88, "end": 115.0, "text": " Yeah, we got a good stream today game you got a good I was made goons ass stream alone"}, {"start": 116.0, "end": 119.44, "text": " You let your goon sesh to come to the stream, honey. I"}, {"start": 120.88, "end": 127.7, "text": " Can't I don't know that's a duck if that's W. R. G. Or or weird weird like what is that? Is that a W?"}, {"start": 128.76, "end": 130.2, "text": " loyalty"}, {"start": 130.2, "end": 132.2, "text": " We fucking with that"}, {"start": 133.84, "end": 135.84, "text": " We fucking with that"}, {"start": 137.88, "end": 144.0, "text": " That's loyalty. I have you ever done that though. Have you ever stopped the goal to fuck with your boy?"}, {"start": 144.0, "end": 148.4, "text": " Is that like I would stop fucking if you sparked up"}, {"start": 154.58, "end": 159.32, "text": " Wait, how does your niggas get me how does that make this you know you got to finish that brown"}, {"start": 159.32, "end": 162.2, "text": " I want you to stop fucking after our boom and bro. You got to get your nut. I"}, {"start": 163.08, "end": 165.08, "text": " just did"}, {"start": 166.84, "end": 168.84, "text": " 44"}, {"start": 169.84, "end": 171.84, "text": " It's cool"}, {"start": 171.84, "end": 175.36, "text": " A lot of, you know what I'm saying? It's a blessing. That's a blessing to make it a 44 years old"}, {"start": 177.28, "end": 179.92000000000002, "text": " It's a blessing bro, congratulations"}, {"start": 180.76, "end": 187.52, "text": " 40, that's a big age. That's a big number, bro. Now everybody making 44 game. Real nigga shit, try 4-4"}, {"start": 188.16, "end": 190.16, "text": " But Chad, look listen"}, {"start": 192.6, "end": 196.36, "text": " We got a Creed segment today, maybe Creed X ombre segment too"}, {"start": 197.16000000000003, "end": 201.78, "text": " But we got dog segment today check we got dog seven we got"}, {"start": 204.48000000000002, "end": 206.48000000000002, "text": " We got creedy boy"}, {"start": 208.72000000000003, "end": 210.72000000000003, "text": " And some more"}, {"start": 211.20000000000002, "end": 215.88000000000002, "text": " He's gonna be in his raw food. We're gonna be in his daily food. You didn't I'm saying he'll be in that shit"}, {"start": 215.96, "end": 221.48000000000002, "text": " We got a camera view setup of him and I have a GoPro to go on his neck"}, {"start": 221.48000000000002, "end": 225.64000000000001, "text": " If you decide she wants to move out the camera frame, you can still see we're gonna switch POVs"}, {"start": 225.64000000000001, "end": 228.4, "text": " You feel me? I'm an ingest. Hold on to the chat."}, {"start": 228.4, "end": 250.5, "text": " Listen, so that's gonna be good segments. Hopefully the nigga is hungry because Crete"}, {"start": 250.5, "end": 255.88, "text": " is low-key picky and he decides when he wants to eat. So hopefully he doesn't hold me and"}, {"start": 255.88, "end": 259.24, "text": " Doesn't fucking eat cuz the cameras is on same with umbra"}, {"start": 262.04, "end": 265.68, "text": " Really the before dog and smart can't"}, {"start": 266.96, "end": 268.96, "text": " What you talk about bro"}, {"start": 269.52, "end": 274.64, "text": " What you talk about why the game came on and it just hushed me spoiled spoiled what?"}, {"start": 275.52, "end": 278.48, "text": " You looking so good your chill chill your"}, {"start": 279.48, "end": 281.32, "text": " burn shit"}, {"start": 281.32, "end": 283.32, "text": " your burn shit, right"}, {"start": 283.8, "end": 287.92, "text": " But listen as we do know chat, I don't have a creative director no more"}, {"start": 290.0, "end": 292.64, "text": " Right we all know this right"}, {"start": 295.44, "end": 297.44, "text": " And being that I don't I"}, {"start": 299.52, "end": 301.52, "text": " Need y'all help right I"}, {"start": 302.2, "end": 305.36, "text": " Got a plan shit you do with sin and Emily when they get down here, bro"}, {"start": 306.2, "end": 308.8, "text": " What do y'all want to see me do with sin and Emily?"}, {"start": 310.32, "end": 312.32, "text": " What do y'all"}, {"start": 313.32, "end": 322.4, "text": " Come on, bro, we gotta make this live, bro, come on, help me out."}, {"start": 322.4, "end": 328.56, "text": " Things to do with..."}, {"start": 328.56, "end": 330.32, "text": " With Senna and Emily."}, {"start": 330.32, "end": 331.71999999999997, "text": " What's the first thing?"}, {"start": 331.71999999999997, "end": 337.24, "text": " Mind you, this is Emily and Senna, so don't say take them to the hood because..."}, {"start": 337.24, "end": 342.08, "text": " Do not clip this, but Senna deserves her own special in the hood day."}, {"start": 342.08, "end": 343.08, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 343.08, "end": 343.91999999999996, "text": " Like, you feel me?"}, {"start": 343.91999999999996, "end": 346.28, "text": " I feel like if she were to go in the hood with Emily,"}, {"start": 346.28, "end": 347.96, "text": " she would have to go on alone already."}, {"start": 347.96, "end": 349.32, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 349.32, "end": 350.15999999999997, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 350.15999999999997, "end": 351.88, "text": " Don't clip that."}, {"start": 351.88, "end": 353.12, "text": " So don't stay in the hood."}, {"start": 353.12, "end": 353.96, "text": " That's off the tape."}, {"start": 353.96, "end": 355.12, "text": " That's out of the question."}, {"start": 356.2, "end": 357.2, "text": " Fishing."}, {"start": 358.28, "end": 360.74, "text": " Rivals Trio segment."}, {"start": 360.74, "end": 363.52, "text": " So Emily and Sid are on Florida."}, {"start": 363.52, "end": 366.58, "text": " You want me to do a Rivals Trio segment?"}, {"start": 368.91999999999996, "end": 370.32, "text": " And nigga, my, oh my God."}, {"start": 370.32, "end": 372.91999999999996, "text": " The first time Chad is coming here, just typed OFF off."}, {"start": 372.92, "end": 374.36, "text": " What the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 377.96000000000004, "end": 380.32, "text": " Wawa, okay, for sure got to enter Wawa."}, {"start": 380.32, "end": 384.08000000000004, "text": " Gigi, all this nigga gonna do is have everyone play Rivals."}, {"start": 384.08000000000004, "end": 386.64000000000004, "text": " Yo, what is this narrative, gang?"}, {"start": 386.64000000000004, "end": 388.32, "text": " What is off?"}, {"start": 388.32, "end": 390.96000000000004, "text": " Indoor skydiving, consider doing that."}, {"start": 394.28000000000003, "end": 396.96000000000004, "text": " Did she got like the, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 396.96000000000004, "end": 399.12, "text": " Patreon movie night, bro, what?"}, {"start": 399.12, "end": 406.24, "text": " No, I wouldn't do that with them because they don't do patreon's so like you feel me dress"}, {"start": 406.24, "end": 408.24, "text": " center your style"}, {"start": 408.24, "end": 411.32, "text": " Right, I just said center and Emily are coming"}, {"start": 413.8, "end": 415.8, "text": " Ho I said oof"}, {"start": 417.2, "end": 426.24, "text": " Yeah, but they can double-type to say oof go carding dress Emily dress both of them"}, {"start": 429.96, "end": 433.08, "text": " Get them both sleeveless hoodies. Yeah, come on come on come on"}, {"start": 434.68, "end": 436.68, "text": " Dress each other"}, {"start": 438.76, "end": 440.76, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 442.08, "end": 444.84000000000003, "text": " Swap nationally of a day"}, {"start": 448.28000000000003, "end": 450.28000000000003, "text": " Dish track on agent"}, {"start": 451.64, "end": 456.08, "text": " Agent deserves love bro agent deserves love. I'm not about to fucking diss them"}, {"start": 456.08, "end": 463.08, "text": " Yo, y'all niggas are dog shit creative directors!"}, {"start": 463.08, "end": 468.44, "text": " Kiss, coat, yo, dead ass, come on bro, I need help!"}, {"start": 468.44, "end": 472.76, "text": " Make a song?"}, {"start": 472.76, "end": 473.76, "text": " Ask Dimajae."}, {"start": 473.76, "end": 474.76, "text": " And what?"}, {"start": 474.76, "end": 475.76, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 475.76, "end": 482.36, "text": " Naliga, we're not about to give you ideas for free."}, {"start": 482.36, "end": 485.36, "text": " You've got to pay us if we can be creative directing."}, {"start": 488.36, "end": 489.36, "text": " Eh, what?"}, {"start": 489.36, "end": 493.36, "text": " Before I say what I have to say, I am a feminist and respect women."}, {"start": 493.36, "end": 499.36, "text": " But how about cooking challenge maybe seems to makes the best sandwich or something and you're the judge."}, {"start": 503.36, "end": 505.36, "text": " Oh, guys!"}, {"start": 508.36, "end": 511.36, "text": " Alright, let's do it. Two."}, {"start": 511.36, "end": 531.4, "text": " make your rage a sandwich yeah fire fire yeah yeah let do that let do that let"}, {"start": 531.4, "end": 537.58, "text": " do that see who makes a better one we'll see who makes a better one let's see"}, {"start": 537.58, "end": 538.4200000000001, "text": " You made a better sandwich."}, {"start": 538.4200000000001, "end": 542.0200000000001, "text": " Saying you should be the judge made it 50 times worse."}, {"start": 542.0200000000001, "end": 542.86, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 545.0200000000001, "end": 546.1800000000001, "text": " Brunson hurt."}, {"start": 546.1800000000001, "end": 547.74, "text": " Yo chill, don't lie to me."}, {"start": 549.22, "end": 550.58, "text": " Gun range."}, {"start": 552.1800000000001, "end": 553.94, "text": " Let's Senna do your makeup."}, {"start": 556.22, "end": 557.0600000000001, "text": " Yo gang."}, {"start": 558.5400000000001, "end": 560.7, "text": " I'll do Senna's makeup if she lets me do hers."}, {"start": 560.7, "end": 562.0600000000001, "text": " And wait, no, she's not just me,"}, {"start": 562.0600000000001, "end": 562.9000000000001, "text": " she's just Emily's here too."}, {"start": 562.9000000000001, "end": 564.82, "text": " You can find the beating challenge, Senna,"}, {"start": 564.82, "end": 566.1, "text": " maybe good at that."}, {"start": 567.58, "end": 578.86, "text": " I hope I might I might we might do an Applejack eating competition some Applejack's yo"}, {"start": 578.86, "end": 586.1800000000001, "text": " shout out hot day 47 get your nigga appreciate those out of you appreciate those out of you"}, {"start": 586.1800000000001, "end": 592.94, "text": " some damn season 7 crazy brunson's actually hurt yo chill what's your issue wait what's"}, {"start": 592.94, "end": 598.48, "text": " my issue call a nigga you suck come on give me some more ideas bruh these"}, {"start": 598.48, "end": 605.08, "text": " first two are calm these first oh I should have them do shall put them in"}, {"start": 605.08, "end": 610.98, "text": " the body suit have created sacrum right now I think no I'm gonna do that"}, {"start": 611.74, "end": 613.74, "text": " Pilates"}, {"start": 622.0600000000001, "end": 624.38, "text": " Blind death-cooking competition"}, {"start": 625.1, "end": 630.7, "text": " Right now the girls night. No, I'm not doing girls night"}, {"start": 633.62, "end": 636.58, "text": " Swimming okay, no you're going down. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing why y'all saying these"}, {"start": 640.98, "end": 645.74, "text": " This is swimming what the fuck you talking about you need this is horny"}, {"start": 655.38, "end": 657.38, "text": " Boxing or karate"}, {"start": 658.9, "end": 660.9, "text": " They do your makeup"}, {"start": 663.0600000000001, "end": 667.04, "text": " Bro, bro, I'm not gonna be the only one getting"}, {"start": 667.8399999999999, "end": 670.42, "text": " Blind deaf mute y'all want to do a blind deaf mute"}, {"start": 671.4399999999999, "end": 674.9599999999999, "text": " You know what like how we do a archie you can we get aim back?"}, {"start": 678.1999999999999, "end": 683.14, "text": " Blind deaf you I was doing blind deaf mute. Yeah, this will be so bad"}, {"start": 686.48, "end": 691.7199999999999, "text": " What else give me some more options you are so shit at this Disney land"}, {"start": 697.04, "end": 714.4399999999999, "text": " blind death mute the fuses are real bomb that's calm I like that they box you why"}, {"start": 714.44, "end": 732.48, "text": " try Haitian food oh oh oh that could bus that could bus okay okay okay okay"}, {"start": 732.48, "end": 738.28, "text": " Yacht party to V1 basketball"}, {"start": 739.72, "end": 743.72, "text": " Is that too bad, but yeah, try and creed food"}, {"start": 757.36, "end": 762.44, "text": " Okay, and practical jokes there's 20 v2 fucking reaction"}, {"start": 762.48, "end": 768.16, "text": " to nms boxing no i'm flying out for page i'm flying out to support i'm flying my ass back"}, {"start": 768.16, "end": 775.28, "text": " over here then i'ma do shaming center i need my dogs fighting gotta get the support game"}, {"start": 776.4, "end": 780.88, "text": " and p5 you beat your ass one more time you get your ass beat one more time never flying out to"}, {"start": 780.88, "end": 786.16, "text": " no boxing event for you ever again game never ever i swear to god you lose i don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 786.16, "end": 787.16, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 787.16, "end": 788.16, "text": " Chill out."}, {"start": 788.16, "end": 789.16, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 789.16, "end": 791.56, "text": " We got a lot here."}, {"start": 791.56, "end": 794.16, "text": " How are all the segments food related?"}, {"start": 794.16, "end": 796.16, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 796.16, "end": 797.16, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 797.16, "end": 798.16, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 798.16, "end": 799.16, "text": " We got to think about this."}, {"start": 799.16, "end": 800.16, "text": " Eh, what?"}, {"start": 800.16, "end": 807.16, "text": " Well, whoever leaves through the last $500..."}, {"start": 825.16, "end": 828.16, "text": " Who are these poor lads?"}, {"start": 828.16, "end": 842.0799999999999, "text": " Yeah, we do 5,000. Swim to Cuba. Bro, when I swim into Cuba, gang, I finally love."}, {"start": 842.08, "end": 850.08, "text": " 20v1 who's the no swim to Haiti"}, {"start": 853.08, "end": 856.76, "text": " Try not to laugh atv riding fine"}, {"start": 858.88, "end": 860.88, "text": " Make them super"}, {"start": 865.88, "end": 867.88, "text": " What the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 867.88, "end": 871.88, "text": " What is that? What do you mean by this?"}, {"start": 871.88, "end": 877.88, "text": " Rate World Cup Songs. Try not to shit."}, {"start": 887.88, "end": 891.88, "text": " Try not to shit laxative challenge. I like that."}, {"start": 891.88, "end": 892.88, "text": " Hello, Chad. Shit."}, {"start": 892.88, "end": 894.88, "text": " Do something like what you did with Jake."}, {"start": 894.88, "end": 897.88, "text": " Build Creed a dog park or something."}, {"start": 898.88, "end": 899.88, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 899.88, "end": 902.88, "text": " Wait, how do I do that with Jake?"}, {"start": 905.88, "end": 906.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 906.88, "end": 907.88, "text": " Make a song."}, {"start": 907.88, "end": 910.88, "text": " Last to get frowned by Creed, he has a gun."}, {"start": 913.88, "end": 915.88, "text": " Chad, that's a laugh of water."}, {"start": 915.88, "end": 916.88, "text": " Hotbust the Rolls Royce."}, {"start": 916.88, "end": 918.88, "text": " Whoa, chill."}, {"start": 918.88, "end": 919.88, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 919.88, "end": 925.48, "text": " Whoa. Who says they're allowed in the fucking double law game?"}, {"start": 925.48, "end": 930.88, "text": " You know what they gonna do? Y'all have not seen me driving double law on shit in a minute."}, {"start": 930.88, "end": 933.88, "text": " And the first time Emily and Cynna come out, I'm in the double law, they can be like,"}, {"start": 933.88, "end": 937.88, "text": " I know Rage's game, that's what they gonna do. They don't think I'm trying to swag and shit."}, {"start": 937.88, "end": 939.88, "text": " Oh, Emily, Ray thing, he's sling."}, {"start": 939.88, "end": 943.88, "text": " If you didn't have chat, you would genuinely just suggest to Cynna and Emily a two-day"}, {"start": 943.88, "end": 947.88, "text": " Marvel Rivals marathon followed up by Kalshi segment with them."}, {"start": 947.88, "end": 954.86, "text": " Cringe all Emily drive this way through more something that's gonna be a fine hour segment cause y'all droolers"}, {"start": 960.24, "end": 963.4399999999999, "text": " Yeah, what do you all live more rival sheet game, like what do you mean?"}, {"start": 965.28, "end": 967.28, "text": " Hotbox then try not to laugh"}, {"start": 969.0, "end": 971.0, "text": " What's up a drug?"}, {"start": 977.88, "end": 986.84, "text": " There what? Last to fall asleep, pose the other two 100 subs, but the catch is every"}, {"start": 986.84, "end": 996.24, "text": " two hours you'll have a shot of coding. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold"}, {"start": 996.24, "end": 1008.24, "text": " Okay, I'll actually do that. Try not to sleep. Codeed every two hours."}, {"start": 1008.24, "end": 1015.24, "text": " Go find the Don Stonest Revolution. Go find the Dance Dance Revolution."}, {"start": 1015.24, "end": 1020.24, "text": " Oh, nigga just want to eat and drink."}, {"start": 1020.24, "end": 1032.56, "text": " right make math come on brah because let's just get to ten ideas at least"}, {"start": 1033.36, "end": 1045.6, "text": " let's get to ten ideas blind dog walker through obstacles trap house gun range"}, {"start": 1045.6, "end": 1047.6, "text": " hide and seek in the dark"}, {"start": 1056.04, "end": 1060.76, "text": " I hate you not watching another dd episode chill"}, {"start": 1063.3, "end": 1065.9599999999998, "text": " Buy fake protective gear and let Creed bike"}, {"start": 1065.96, "end": 1066.8, "text": " Like, play."}, {"start": 1070.52, "end": 1071.3600000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1071.3600000000001, "end": 1072.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1074.28, "end": 1075.1200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1076.2, "end": 1077.32, "text": " Okay, how do I word that?"}, {"start": 1077.32, "end": 1078.32, "text": " How do I word that?"}, {"start": 1079.56, "end": 1080.4, "text": " No, play it."}, {"start": 1080.4, "end": 1081.8, "text": " No, no, chill it."}, {"start": 1081.8, "end": 1083.04, "text": " Michelin star."}, {"start": 1083.04, "end": 1085.04, "text": " Oh, we can do one of the Michelin Mondays."}, {"start": 1086.56, "end": 1089.0, "text": " Isn't she bringing some other?"}, {"start": 1089.0, "end": 1090.4, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 1090.4, "end": 1091.64, "text": " YG stylist."}, {"start": 1091.64, "end": 1093.04, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 1093.04, "end": 1094.52, "text": " Are we like styling them?"}, {"start": 1095.96, "end": 1109.98, "text": " find Korean huzz they style you build something oh we should for sure build"}, {"start": 1109.98, "end": 1118.92, "text": " something like a like a fashion walk find a grand and Broward she don't live"}, {"start": 1118.92, "end": 1122.92, "text": " Fucking prower you not Betsy you stale each other"}, {"start": 1124.28, "end": 1126.28, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1126.28, "end": 1128.28, "text": " Stalage I"}, {"start": 1128.28, "end": 1130.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1130.52, "end": 1132.3600000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1132.3600000000001, "end": 1134.3600000000001, "text": " Try and clean"}, {"start": 1137.88, "end": 1141.4, "text": " Trying drugs tillist. Oh, yeah, let's do that"}, {"start": 1142.1200000000001, "end": 1143.3200000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1143.3200000000002, "end": 1145.3200000000002, "text": " We really got so many drug-related shit here"}, {"start": 1145.96, "end": 1147.8000000000002, "text": " Let's do it. What?"}, {"start": 1147.8, "end": 1150.86, "text": " It can't be too late to get him back on the phone"}, {"start": 1153.3999999999999, "end": 1155.3999999999999, "text": " Try and draw his tear list"}, {"start": 1156.76, "end": 1159.7, "text": " And one build the dog park"}, {"start": 1161.36, "end": 1163.96, "text": " Should we actually do I don't know bro"}, {"start": 1164.6399999999999, "end": 1169.02, "text": " Previous too much of a man like you look at all the obstacles. You'd be like why aren't doing this shit today game"}, {"start": 1169.84, "end": 1172.36, "text": " Lost in Miami drag brunch"}, {"start": 1172.3600000000001, "end": 1181.2, "text": " build a boat yes we can fucking sink"}, {"start": 1181.48, "end": 1184.8000000000002, "text": " stall each other"}, {"start": 1188.64, "end": 1195.5200000000002, "text": " oh no banana and sprite challenge banana and sprite challenge how does that"}, {"start": 1195.52, "end": 1202.32, "text": " work style swap oh okay stuff you know they're gonna make me look so big you"}, {"start": 1202.32, "end": 1208.2, "text": " don't put a fucking crop top on me game they will tie that bitch go clubbing with"}, {"start": 1208.2, "end": 1217.32, "text": " them you don't do banana spray style rosy oh my god I have rosy look like a"}, {"start": 1217.32, "end": 1221.1599999999999, "text": " Swag it. I have Rosie look a swag it"}, {"start": 1226.56, "end": 1233.08, "text": " This is what we got so far, bro. Yo, I need help bro. We need to get to 10 and my check is dog shit"}, {"start": 1236.24, "end": 1238.24, "text": " Swag it challenge"}, {"start": 1238.24, "end": 1253.6, "text": " go fishing have them have had them no"}, {"start": 1253.6, "end": 1257.88, "text": " aerial yoga what the fuck is that car"}, {"start": 1257.88, "end": 1262.76, "text": " shopping you style rosy"}, {"start": 1262.76, "end": 1271.6, "text": " Sinistral's Colton. Oh my god, I'll swag the fuck out of fucking Rosie gang like I'll generally swag him out I"}, {"start": 1276.0, "end": 1278.7, "text": " Will swag on end of good, okay"}, {"start": 1284.52, "end": 1286.52, "text": " Wait, what is Emily gonna be doing"}, {"start": 1289.64, "end": 1292.24, "text": " Yo, yo, yo Emily's coming too gang"}, {"start": 1292.76, "end": 1295.76, "text": " Judge."}, {"start": 1295.76, "end": 1308.76, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, slingshot, judge."}, {"start": 1308.76, "end": 1311.76, "text": " Jury Executioner."}, {"start": 1311.76, "end": 1314.76, "text": " Call AIM Segment."}, {"start": 1314.76, "end": 1316.76, "text": " Everyone style each other."}, {"start": 1316.76, "end": 1317.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1317.76, "end": 1318.76, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 1318.76, "end": 1324.8, "text": " Cameraman fight to the death for 500 subs each. So, Rosy I fights Colton and unfortunately"}, {"start": 1324.8, "end": 1329.6, "text": " Emily is her own cameraman so put her ass in there too."}, {"start": 1329.6, "end": 1338.0, "text": " Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, Sally each other with a budget."}, {"start": 1338.0, "end": 1343.68, "text": " Ooh, ooh. Ooh, okay, okay, okay. Maybe if we could throw a budget in there, Russian"}, {"start": 1343.68, "end": 1347.18, "text": " Olympics we got to see who's best I"}, {"start": 1349.28, "end": 1351.28, "text": " Don't think Rosie want to do that"}, {"start": 1352.5600000000002, "end": 1356.72, "text": " I don't think rose out of the rose who wants to do a Kermit Olympics against Colton, bro"}, {"start": 1359.64, "end": 1361.64, "text": " I don't think I want to do that, bro"}, {"start": 1364.68, "end": 1366.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1366.28, "end": 1368.72, "text": " I ain't trying I ain't trying to try your body"}, {"start": 1368.72, "end": 1373.54, "text": " I wrote Ryzy, Ryzy, you him, Ryzy, you're him as fuck."}, {"start": 1373.54, "end": 1375.1200000000001, "text": " Ryzy, I know you him."}, {"start": 1376.34, "end": 1380.22, "text": " But, Manicolta, he him, he bein' the Gemini Day"}, {"start": 1380.22, "end": 1382.26, "text": " doin' the little thing."}, {"start": 1382.26, "end": 1384.3, "text": " Puppy yoga, wait, what's puppy yoga?"}, {"start": 1385.98, "end": 1387.64, "text": " Emily Dog vs. Creed."}, {"start": 1389.9, "end": 1390.78, "text": " What's puppy yoga?"}, {"start": 1390.78, "end": 1392.98, "text": " Is there like a puppy yoga place we go to?"}, {"start": 1392.98, "end": 1403.3, "text": " Oh my god puppy yoga that could be hard oh my god how are you doing my first dance"}, {"start": 1403.3, "end": 1417.3, "text": " my own creative director how's it looking we cooking are we making it to stream"}, {"start": 1417.3, "end": 1427.26, "text": " year nominations or what I think we could I think we could Joshua why does"}, {"start": 1427.26, "end": 1431.3799999999999, "text": " Davis always do this every six months he comes in the chat just says my name"}, {"start": 1431.3799999999999, "end": 1436.86, "text": " with a period he's always mad at me Davis why are you always upset with me"}, {"start": 1436.8600000000001, "end": 1452.0200000000002, "text": " Davis Davis what's up bro are you gonna type"}, {"start": 1452.02, "end": 1472.78, "text": " I'm not mad at you wait I'm not mad at you how are you Josh why do you type with periods"}, {"start": 1472.78, "end": 1477.42, "text": " and shit. What are you talking like that? It is time, Josh."}, {"start": 1478.42, "end": 1479.3, "text": " Yeah, wait."}, {"start": 1480.46, "end": 1483.1, "text": " Wait, hold on. What are we talking about? It's time for what?"}, {"start": 1483.1, "end": 1485.8999999999999, "text": " Hey, hold on. What are we talking about? What are we talking"}, {"start": 1485.8999999999999, "end": 1489.1, "text": " about? No. I want to make sure we're on the same page."}, {"start": 1491.22, "end": 1494.18, "text": " What's the time for Davis? Hold on to I don't know. Like I"}, {"start": 1494.18, "end": 1496.02, "text": " don't I don't hold on Davis."}, {"start": 1496.02, "end": 1502.78, "text": " They, they was chill, people watching bro."}, {"start": 1502.78, "end": 1510.1, "text": " You know I, Davis, they watching, cuz they gonna start crafting theories and shit."}, {"start": 1510.1, "end": 1513.54, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1513.54, "end": 1516.98, "text": " But you said this time, I know what that means."}, {"start": 1516.98, "end": 1517.98, "text": " That's all you gotta say, that's it."}, {"start": 1517.98, "end": 1518.98, "text": " That's all you gotta say."}, {"start": 1518.98, "end": 1519.98, "text": " That's all you gotta say."}, {"start": 1519.98, "end": 1520.98, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 1520.98, "end": 1521.98, "text": " Okay, back."}, {"start": 1521.98, "end": 1522.98, "text": " That's all you gotta say."}, {"start": 1522.98, "end": 1523.98, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 1523.98, "end": 1524.98, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 1524.98, "end": 1525.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1525.98, "end": 1527.98, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 1527.98, "end": 1530.98, "text": " Um, play the 8210 game."}, {"start": 1530.98, "end": 1532.98, "text": " I actually do want to play that."}, {"start": 1532.98, "end": 1535.98, "text": " Oh, first of all, Davis, I have a question."}, {"start": 1535.98, "end": 1537.98, "text": " Do you think Davis is still here?"}, {"start": 1537.98, "end": 1539.98, "text": " Chat!"}, {"start": 1539.98, "end": 1540.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1540.98, "end": 1541.98, "text": " I've got it."}, {"start": 1541.98, "end": 1544.98, "text": " Emily is disgustingly competitive."}, {"start": 1544.98, "end": 1547.98, "text": " So set up all these challenges, but rig them to make her lose,"}, {"start": 1547.98, "end": 1550.98, "text": " and when she's finally on the verge of a mental breakdown,"}, {"start": 1550.98, "end": 1555.54, "text": " down tell her it's a prank and she won a free ten dollars on pill she with Cody"}, {"start": 1555.54, "end": 1557.54, "text": " orange"}, {"start": 1557.54, "end": 1562.34, "text": " keep it low keep it low that's so good that's actually so good that's actually so good"}, {"start": 1562.34, "end": 1568.42, "text": " keep that shit low keep that shit low keep that shit low keep that shit low that's"}, {"start": 1568.42, "end": 1575.06, "text": " actually a great idea gay yes yes but chat"}, {"start": 1575.06, "end": 1583.4199999999998, "text": " I want to do a YG cookout gang, I want to do a little cookout gang, I'm talking to any"}, {"start": 1583.4199999999998, "end": 1588.46, "text": " nigga in our universe or that we fuck with any streamer, any homie, I want to do a YG"}, {"start": 1588.46, "end": 1596.7, "text": " cookout at the crib, no cap, but I'm going to need your help again, I'm going to need"}, {"start": 1596.7, "end": 1603.1399999999999, "text": " your help creating the guest list gang, no cap, I'm going to need your help with this"}, {"start": 1603.1399999999999, "end": 1604.1399999999999, "text": " guest list."}, {"start": 1604.38, "end": 1608.72, "text": " Yeah, I'll help you with this guest list. We need we need we I need help with the guest list"}, {"start": 1608.72, "end": 1614.8600000000001, "text": " I didn't know who doing what who the lifeguard who on the grill who just on the guest bringing an item you don't understand I"}, {"start": 1615.42, "end": 1617.42, "text": " Need some help chat"}, {"start": 1619.18, "end": 1621.18, "text": " So let's first"}, {"start": 1622.1000000000001, "end": 1626.5400000000002, "text": " Let's deal with the important parts not just the guest list who's gonna be on the grill"}, {"start": 1629.74, "end": 1631.74, "text": " Who's gonna be on the grill"}, {"start": 1634.14, "end": 1641.14, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 1641.14, "end": 1646.3000000000002, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 1646.3000000000002, "end": 1648.1000000000001, "text": " Things to do with Senna."}, {"start": 1648.1000000000001, "end": 1649.1000000000001, "text": " Wawa."}, {"start": 1649.1000000000001, "end": 1651.9, "text": " I lived on the East Coast, so Wawa is it new to me?"}, {"start": 1651.9, "end": 1653.66, "text": " Make your rage a sandwich."}, {"start": 1653.66, "end": 1657.8600000000001, "text": " I will literally throw that shit out the window and I will shoot him with a gun."}, {"start": 1657.8600000000001, "end": 1660.9, "text": " Blind death mute, defusing a real bomb."}, {"start": 1660.9, "end": 1662.3400000000001, "text": " I'm down to do that."}, {"start": 1662.3400000000001, "end": 1665.6200000000001, "text": " Haitian food or creeds food my dog"}, {"start": 1668.1000000000001, "end": 1671.7, "text": " Ever leaves the pool last I refuse to get in a pool with that man"}, {"start": 1672.7, "end": 1676.5800000000002, "text": " Shit laxative challenge. I would be down trying not to sleep"}, {"start": 1677.8600000000001, "end": 1679.8600000000001, "text": " Two hours challenge"}, {"start": 1681.46, "end": 1684.66, "text": " Hold on hold on chat first down the job"}, {"start": 1685.6200000000001, "end": 1689.66, "text": " Five to seven. There's only two who she ain't fought with only two on two three"}, {"start": 1689.66, "end": 1696.46, "text": " Come on now and she even see the full list. She didn't see the drugs to your list. She didn't see the field the full list yet, bro"}, {"start": 1697.02, "end": 1701.66, "text": " Come on, man. Five or seven bro. She fuck with the same. Oh wait, she fucked the blind death"}, {"start": 1701.66, "end": 1708.02, "text": " She fucked the Haitian food. She fucked with the laxatives. She fucked with the codeine the why why she doesn't you've been there before?"}, {"start": 1708.02, "end": 1711.28, "text": " You feel me? So four for seven for a four for seven"}, {"start": 1712.22, "end": 1714.22, "text": " We cool we cool"}, {"start": 1714.22, "end": 1720.1000000000001, "text": " I like the way she says certain things. I ain't gonna laugh, but I ain't on bad time right now"}, {"start": 1720.1000000000001, "end": 1722.1000000000001, "text": " I ain't on bad time"}, {"start": 1725.14, "end": 1728.74, "text": " Now who the fuck gonna be on the grill though check who gonna be on the grill"}, {"start": 1730.14, "end": 1736.14, "text": " We need someone on the fucking grill who the best griller in the streaming community phantom"}, {"start": 1738.54, "end": 1740.54, "text": " Finish the clip there's more to that clip"}, {"start": 1744.22, "end": 1747.72, "text": " They chained up in a suit like stable handcuffed to my ski"}, {"start": 1752.8600000000001, "end": 1755.18, "text": " I'm down for that that sounds good um"}, {"start": 1756.26, "end": 1759.66, "text": " Wait, wait, who we getting on the grill, please tell me who's on the grill tell me who's on the grill?"}, {"start": 1760.22, "end": 1763.26, "text": " Because I got a search the names of I could drag the images who's on the grill, bro"}, {"start": 1764.8600000000001, "end": 1772.94, "text": " Adapt fandom we get phantom on the grill cash nasty. Oh my god. Yes. You're a David. You're a David"}, {"start": 1774.22, "end": 1777.3, "text": " Oh, wait, no. I had him on a huzz entertainer, my fault."}, {"start": 1777.3, "end": 1781.42, "text": " Cash, Nessie, Nessie, you know what I'm sayin'?"}, {"start": 1781.42, "end": 1783.42, "text": " That's the girl master I done."}, {"start": 1783.42, "end": 1785.42, "text": " Okay, who the bartender though?"}, {"start": 1786.98, "end": 1788.98, "text": " Who the bartender?"}, {"start": 1789.3, "end": 1791.3, "text": " We need a bartender gang."}, {"start": 1795.06, "end": 1797.54, "text": " Creed, what the aim? Ooh."}, {"start": 1798.34, "end": 1799.7, "text": " Silky."}, {"start": 1799.7, "end": 1802.26, "text": " They got me better just as fucking Silky, stupid ass."}, {"start": 1802.26, "end": 1803.82, "text": " I ain't givin' Silky no bar-"}, {"start": 1803.82, "end": 1805.82, "text": " He gon' make fuckin' walk!"}, {"start": 1805.82, "end": 1807.82, "text": " He put in walk and everybody drink!"}, {"start": 1816.1399999999999, "end": 1818.1399999999999, "text": " Rosie an alcoholic he knows."}, {"start": 1821.74, "end": 1824.3799999999999, "text": " Chat, who are we putting on bartender, bro?"}, {"start": 1824.9399999999998, "end": 1826.7, "text": " Who is someone like I?"}, {"start": 1826.7, "end": 1828.7, "text": " I can see them as a bartender, bro."}, {"start": 1829.34, "end": 1830.06, "text": " Oh, wake."}, {"start": 1831.26, "end": 1831.6599999999999, "text": " Wake."}, {"start": 1832.3799999999999, "end": 1833.34, "text": " Wake or seer."}, {"start": 1833.82, "end": 1839.46, "text": " morgue pie wait morgue pie morgue pie be she be we can't have more past life"}, {"start": 1839.46, "end": 1849.1399999999999, "text": " girl I'm trying to you know she give me the life girl such it see here you sure"}, {"start": 1849.1399999999999, "end": 1856.1399999999999, "text": " you know what more past life girl who seer is the right choice I bet seer we"}, {"start": 1856.14, "end": 1863.14, "text": " We will put Seer as lifeguard, I mean as bartender."}, {"start": 1863.14, "end": 1865.14, "text": " Seer is the bartender."}, {"start": 1865.14, "end": 1869.14, "text": " Who's the DJ?"}, {"start": 1869.14, "end": 1874.14, "text": " Who's the DJ?"}, {"start": 1874.14, "end": 1880.14, "text": " Who's the DJ?"}, {"start": 1880.14, "end": 1883.14, "text": " My god, my god."}, {"start": 1883.14, "end": 1886.4, "text": " Was popo on lifestyle duty"}, {"start": 1889.7, "end": 1893.5, "text": " They said popo on lifeguard duty. All right, Charlie. Hold on"}, {"start": 1895.0200000000002, "end": 1897.7, "text": " Kitchen, all right, it can't be cutie Cinderella"}, {"start": 1899.38, "end": 1902.8200000000002, "text": " Who we put in the kitchen Mari we got the money in the kitchen"}, {"start": 1905.5, "end": 1907.5, "text": " Sinner"}, {"start": 1907.5400000000002, "end": 1909.5400000000002, "text": " We got send in the kitchen to"}, {"start": 1909.54, "end": 1913.02, "text": " I'm God so they can get her ass in that fucking kitchen"}, {"start": 1913.74, "end": 1915.74, "text": " Mari if you're getting a kitchen"}, {"start": 1915.86, "end": 1921.1, "text": " Emory you're asking in the kitchen to you just one of the motherfucking that little shit. You know, I should have one"}, {"start": 1921.1, "end": 1923.1, "text": " It's cool"}, {"start": 1923.18, "end": 1925.5, "text": " Send on Mari in the kitchen. I"}, {"start": 1926.98, "end": 1932.06, "text": " Might put Mari in the kitchen only cuz sinners probably I'm see her next week. I don't"}, {"start": 1932.74, "end": 1933.8999999999999, "text": " feel me"}, {"start": 1933.8999999999999, "end": 1935.8999999999999, "text": " Senna Julia"}, {"start": 1939.54, "end": 1947.2, "text": " Julia and Mari you okay how do I put more than all if somebody can make me an edited"}, {"start": 1947.2, "end": 1953.3799999999999, "text": " picture of Julia and Mari just just just just I'll just have it as Mari right now but somebody"}, {"start": 1953.3799999999999, "end": 1958.8999999999999, "text": " make it like a slash and Mari please a bond to send to me on discord so I can just drag"}, {"start": 1958.8999999999999, "end": 1968.7, "text": " it Julia and Mari all right the plug I know my answer because it's more realistic I know"}, {"start": 1968.7, "end": 1975.7, "text": " y'all saying flight but I don't think flight popping out it's out of the Greg"}, {"start": 1975.7, "end": 1983.4, "text": " Greg or Chris game it's Greg or Chris or both right am I like it just it might"}, {"start": 1983.4, "end": 1987.3, "text": " be Greg it might be Greg it bear it might be Greg it it might be surfboard"}, {"start": 1987.3, "end": 2007.98, "text": " your audience. DEEE was good Niko. All three. Ah, hold on, surf board. Wait, hold on, okay."}, {"start": 2007.98, "end": 2011.86, "text": " We need three. Fuck, we got it. I really think Greg would be a good plug. I really feel"}, {"start": 2011.8600000000001, "end": 2018.8600000000001, "text": " like Greg"}, {"start": 2026.7400000000002, "end": 2030.5000000000002, "text": " fuck is what happened bro"}, {"start": 2030.5000000000002, "end": 2037.5000000000002, "text": " what the fuck just happened what is this what's happening on my screen"}, {"start": 2041.8600000000001, "end": 2050.32, "text": " We got Greg Greg's the fucking plug game"}, {"start": 2050.32, "end": 2052.1200000000003, "text": " Greg's the fucking"}, {"start": 2052.1200000000003, "end": 2057.9, "text": " Okay, who the bouncer chat just search your rage Greg"}, {"start": 2057.9, "end": 2060.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2060.9, "end": 2068.6200000000003, "text": " Shit, oh shit. Wait. Hold on, car"}, {"start": 2068.62, "end": 2076.14, "text": " Hello, he got the picture with the AK. I don't know what we outweighed the mask legit"}, {"start": 2076.14, "end": 2086.5, "text": " Oh Jose Jose your age Jose"}, {"start": 2086.5, "end": 2096.18, "text": " Yeah, Jose, I gotta crop this picture of him. Hold on. Hold on. Save image ads. I don't want"}, {"start": 2096.18, "end": 2098.18, "text": " I'm just playing I don't know"}, {"start": 2099.62, "end": 2102.14, "text": " Save image at boom download"}, {"start": 2102.58, "end": 2107.2999999999997, "text": " Where does that go that goes here? We're gonna crap this image right here chat. We gotta do our fucking us"}, {"start": 2107.7799999999997, "end": 2110.1, "text": " We'll do some us how we cook this up chat"}, {"start": 2111.18, "end": 2118.7799999999997, "text": " Bones I must I must some thumbnail shit watch this bars. I want some thumbnail shit. No no no cat. Hold on. I'm uh"}, {"start": 2119.7, "end": 2121.2599999999998, "text": " us us"}, {"start": 2121.2599999999998, "end": 2123.2599999999998, "text": " I'm uh edit us"}, {"start": 2123.98, "end": 2125.98, "text": " I'm uh"}, {"start": 2126.18, "end": 2128.18, "text": " Us us us us"}, {"start": 2135.8599999999997, "end": 2138.74, "text": " All right now this is what I do this is what it is"}, {"start": 2141.7, "end": 2145.1, "text": " Hello, hello, hello, hello, I'm a drag that little boy fucking like ease"}, {"start": 2145.7799999999997, "end": 2150.02, "text": " Hello, bro. I'm on my mom. I'm on my creative director shit. Can't nobody tell me shit"}, {"start": 2150.8199999999997, "end": 2152.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2152.32, "end": 2154.32, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2157.76, "end": 2161.4, "text": " He bouncing in shit by the bouncing my dog do be bouncing"}, {"start": 2161.84, "end": 2163.84, "text": " Yeah, my dog be bouncing in shit"}, {"start": 2164.28, "end": 2169.0, "text": " No cap. No cap. We're Joseb now. She's waiting on today. He'd be at the crib"}, {"start": 2172.32, "end": 2173.8, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 2173.8, "end": 2178.96, "text": " Huzz entertainer child. Okay, so if we're having a cookout, they got to be they got to be fine"}, {"start": 2178.96, "end": 2179.8, "text": " My shit's in shit."}, {"start": 2179.8, "end": 2180.88, "text": " It gotta be hussin' shit."}, {"start": 2180.88, "end": 2181.7200000000003, "text": " Like, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2181.7200000000003, "end": 2183.8, "text": " Like the backgrounds, like just to fill it,"}, {"start": 2183.8, "end": 2184.96, "text": " to fill in the gaps and shit."}, {"start": 2184.96, "end": 2186.92, "text": " That's the roles in these things."}, {"start": 2186.92, "end": 2188.76, "text": " Who's gonna entertain the huss?"}, {"start": 2193.08, "end": 2194.76, "text": " There's a few people for that job."}, {"start": 2196.2400000000002, "end": 2198.44, "text": " There's a few people for that job."}, {"start": 2201.04, "end": 2202.0, "text": " Yonah."}, {"start": 2203.48, "end": 2205.46, "text": " Marlon Duke."}, {"start": 2205.46, "end": 2207.46, "text": " Rock out"}, {"start": 2212.42, "end": 2214.42, "text": " Rock out Lee"}, {"start": 2217.26, "end": 2223.26, "text": " Yo, yo, we got to add it we need more than one huzz entertainer we need we need like three pictures here"}, {"start": 2223.9, "end": 2225.9, "text": " You have Marlin"}, {"start": 2226.14, "end": 2227.7, "text": " Duke"}, {"start": 2227.7, "end": 2230.5, "text": " Rock out Lee. That's a trio. That's a true violence"}, {"start": 2231.5, "end": 2233.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, yeah, that's the fucking trio again"}, {"start": 2233.7400000000002, "end": 2236.46, "text": " That's a fucking trio gang"}, {"start": 2241.3, "end": 2247.86, "text": " Dean cha put Dean there who's I put that realistically everybody type who's I put there for the hugs entertainer"}, {"start": 2250.6400000000003, "end": 2252.6400000000003, "text": " Like this some real cookout shit, bro"}, {"start": 2254.86, "end": 2256.86, "text": " Do you need so cool"}, {"start": 2258.34, "end": 2262.5400000000004, "text": " It's a real good like you actually pull up Duke. I feel like Duke would be like 5050 bro"}, {"start": 2263.7400000000002, "end": 2265.7400000000002, "text": " TK"}, {"start": 2266.6200000000003, "end": 2272.5400000000004, "text": " Now bruh TK out the game bruh TK chilling you don't do that shit no more"}, {"start": 2274.36, "end": 2276.36, "text": " You don't do that shit no more"}, {"start": 2277.82, "end": 2280.3, "text": " You just be vibing lifeguard"}, {"start": 2282.1400000000003, "end": 2287.94, "text": " I'm retired my dog retired. He's gonna be done with that shit. Okay lifeguard. Look listen in my opinion"}, {"start": 2289.6600000000003, "end": 2291.6600000000003, "text": " We got options we got options"}, {"start": 2291.66, "end": 2296.8999999999996, "text": " More positive option popo popo got no legs. He ain't saving nobody ain't got no legs"}, {"start": 2298.18, "end": 2301.7799999999997, "text": " Popo legs don't work. He can't he need he need like a wheelchair shit"}, {"start": 2304.06, "end": 2306.06, "text": " So we can't go popo"}, {"start": 2307.2599999999998, "end": 2311.42, "text": " We need a real lifeguard I'm thinking along the lines like a"}, {"start": 2313.8199999999997, "end": 2318.74, "text": " Emily cool, but like feel me like"}, {"start": 2322.58, "end": 2327.66, "text": " More pie like someone would like I was a junior lifeguard in my past life"}, {"start": 2332.2999999999997, "end": 2337.8999999999996, "text": " Jenny you ain't trying to pull it to the cookout Jenny you're not trying to pull it to the cookout"}, {"start": 2341.3399999999997, "end": 2343.58, "text": " Austin show Jake future"}, {"start": 2345.3399999999997, "end": 2347.3399999999997, "text": " You want Jake future"}, {"start": 2349.02, "end": 2351.02, "text": " And popo"}, {"start": 2351.66, "end": 2373.74, "text": " As the lifeguard."}, {"start": 2373.74, "end": 2374.74, "text": " Cinco and Lala."}, {"start": 2374.74, "end": 2377.94, "text": " Cinco and Lala what?"}, {"start": 2377.94, "end": 2379.86, "text": " Emily is actually a good swimmer."}, {"start": 2383.58, "end": 2385.7000000000003, "text": " All right, who's our valet digger?"}, {"start": 2385.7000000000003, "end": 2386.82, "text": " Who parking all the cars this year?"}, {"start": 2386.82, "end": 2387.98, "text": " Who's our designated driver, Chad?"}, {"start": 2387.98, "end": 2389.02, "text": " Who gonna be handing out a car?"}, {"start": 2389.02, "end": 2390.54, "text": " Who do we trust with the cars"}, {"start": 2390.54, "end": 2391.86, "text": " in the parking situations and shit?"}, {"start": 2391.86, "end": 2393.58, "text": " Who we trusting, gang?"}, {"start": 2393.58, "end": 2394.54, "text": " Who we trusting?"}, {"start": 2395.58, "end": 2396.9, "text": " Rook High."}, {"start": 2403.46, "end": 2404.7000000000003, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 2404.7000000000003, "end": 2410.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to age it before I go. You crazy fuck."}, {"start": 2410.7000000000003, "end": 2416.7000000000003, "text": " Rakaimanigou? Rakaimanigou? Raka?"}, {"start": 2416.7000000000003, "end": 2420.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, these are all barred to change. We can change these eventually."}, {"start": 2420.7000000000003, "end": 2426.7000000000003, "text": " You're doing me wrong. You want Marlon as the lifeguard so the huskett in the water calls of his aura."}, {"start": 2426.7000000000003, "end": 2429.7000000000003, "text": " Think, Dadam and think."}, {"start": 2430.4800000000005, "end": 2435.1600000000003, "text": " Jake future will go to husband entertainer Marlin will be the lifeguard"}, {"start": 2439.9, "end": 2441.9, "text": " Marlin Marlin will be the lifeguard"}, {"start": 2448.3, "end": 2450.4600000000005, "text": " What's it what's an iconic Marlin picture?"}, {"start": 2450.46, "end": 2456.96, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 2456.96, "end": 2457.96, "text": " What's that iconic?"}, {"start": 2457.96, "end": 2458.96, "text": " Oh, this one."}, {"start": 2458.96, "end": 2461.96, "text": " Oh my god, this one."}, {"start": 2461.96, "end": 2470.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2470.7200000000003, "end": 2473.62, "text": " Who's gonna be the reason the cops get called?"}, {"start": 2473.62, "end": 2474.62, "text": " There's always one."}, {"start": 2474.62, "end": 2475.62, "text": " There's always one."}, {"start": 2475.62, "end": 2476.62, "text": " There's always gonna be one."}, {"start": 2476.62, "end": 2477.62, "text": " There's always gonna be one."}, {"start": 2477.62, "end": 2478.7400000000002, "text": " Now, give me the guest list chat."}, {"start": 2478.7400000000002, "end": 2480.76, "text": " They also, every single person has to bring it out of them."}, {"start": 2480.76, "end": 2481.84, "text": " They gotta bring it out of them."}, {"start": 2481.84, "end": 2483.0400000000004, "text": " Give me the guest list."}, {"start": 2484.6000000000004, "end": 2486.2000000000003, "text": " What's the guest list looking like?"}, {"start": 2491.0600000000004, "end": 2492.96, "text": " We can add more shit too, by the way."}, {"start": 2492.96, "end": 2494.96, "text": " We probably gonna have more than one plug."}, {"start": 2494.96, "end": 2497.5600000000004, "text": " Probably gonna have more than one lady in the kitchen."}, {"start": 2497.5600000000004, "end": 2498.96, "text": " You didn't know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2500.76, "end": 2501.8, "text": " A.M.P."}, {"start": 2505.96, "end": 2508.1800000000003, "text": " Okay, do names at a time, do names, do names."}, {"start": 2508.18, "end": 2509.48, "text": " Let's do names."}, {"start": 2509.48, "end": 2510.3199999999997, "text": " Do names."}, {"start": 2510.3199999999997, "end": 2511.16, "text": " Just say names."}, {"start": 2516.46, "end": 2517.94, "text": " Actually, let's just do amp."}, {"start": 2517.94, "end": 2519.48, "text": " Let's just write the best group."}, {"start": 2519.48, "end": 2520.96, "text": " Amp and whoever is within amp."}, {"start": 2520.96, "end": 2521.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2521.7999999999997, "end": 2523.64, "text": " What should an amp bring?"}, {"start": 2523.64, "end": 2524.48, "text": " One item."}, {"start": 2525.56, "end": 2527.22, "text": " What should an amp bring?"}, {"start": 2529.96, "end": 2530.7999999999997, "text": " Tone."}, {"start": 2530.7999999999997, "end": 2532.72, "text": " Oh my God, tone like sunscreen."}, {"start": 2532.72, "end": 2535.52, "text": " Tone like shit for the, oh my God."}, {"start": 2535.52, "end": 2544.06, "text": " Tone all that shit lotion and shit outside and then spray it on a shine."}, {"start": 2544.06, "end": 2545.06, "text": " Vivette drip."}, {"start": 2545.06, "end": 2547.7599999999998, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2547.7599999999998, "end": 2548.7599999999998, "text": " You're so Haitian."}, {"start": 2548.7599999999998, "end": 2549.7599999999998, "text": " He talking about."}, {"start": 2549.7599999999998, "end": 2550.7599999999998, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2550.7599999999998, "end": 2551.7599999999998, "text": " Core boys."}, {"start": 2551.7599999999998, "end": 2558.7599999999998, "text": " What are the core boys bringing?"}, {"start": 2558.76, "end": 2575.1800000000003, "text": " Marlon did a good time drinks we should let the corboys be responsible for the"}, {"start": 2575.18, "end": 2589.7799999999997, "text": " drink I don't know bruh I don't know bruh the clip yeah I ain't a lot they're"}, {"start": 2589.7799999999997, "end": 2593.18, "text": " bringing clips gang that's it they don't need to bring it we don't even have"}, {"start": 2593.18, "end": 2596.18, "text": " them worry about no item talk to me people people who we and if they don't"}, {"start": 2596.18, "end": 2601.2599999999998, "text": " need items then we coolin who else we bring what we bring Emily Emily got a"}, {"start": 2601.26, "end": 2603.26, "text": " What's Emily's item to bring?"}, {"start": 2603.26, "end": 2605.26, "text": " What's Emily's item to bring?"}, {"start": 2605.26, "end": 2607.26, "text": " What's her responsibility for the party?"}, {"start": 2607.26, "end": 2609.26, "text": " Oh, we need to bring REC."}, {"start": 2609.26, "end": 2611.26, "text": " Er, what?"}, {"start": 2611.26, "end": 2613.26, "text": " Can I suggest some names?"}, {"start": 2613.26, "end": 2615.26, "text": " O-S-C-S."}, {"start": 2615.26, "end": 2617.26, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 2617.26, "end": 2619.26, "text": " Descifrost."}, {"start": 2619.26, "end": 2621.26, "text": " D-D-G. Asmongold."}, {"start": 2621.26, "end": 2623.26, "text": " Tecton. And Myse Keith."}, {"start": 2623.26, "end": 2625.26, "text": " You can thank me later."}, {"start": 2625.26, "end": 2627.26, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2631.26, "end": 2641.7000000000003, "text": " It was and we got already see what's already see bring"}, {"start": 2643.46, "end": 2647.1800000000003, "text": " Should they bring the switch so everybody hop on a game? I'm gonna have an ingest chat"}, {"start": 2647.1800000000003, "end": 2650.5800000000004, "text": " I'm not an ingest if anybody want to do some shit on a game"}, {"start": 2650.5800000000004, "end": 2653.9, "text": " I'm such a like this we switch this shit over there some fight and shit over the next one do that"}, {"start": 2653.9, "end": 2655.9, "text": " You can switch over to that with the chat you know I'm sad"}, {"start": 2656.78, "end": 2658.38, "text": " games oh"}, {"start": 2658.38, "end": 2664.44, "text": " Five five. This would be in just for the basketball court and just for the pool and just put anything to your own"}, {"start": 2664.44, "end": 2667.56, "text": " I rest or whatever you want to do. Do you think I'm saying James bet?"}, {"start": 2669.7200000000003, "end": 2671.7200000000003, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 2671.7200000000003, "end": 2673.7200000000003, "text": " Dante"}, {"start": 2674.32, "end": 2678.06, "text": " What the hell Dante go bring what the fuck Dante go bring bra"}, {"start": 2681.6, "end": 2683.6, "text": " Domino's"}, {"start": 2684.92, "end": 2686.92, "text": " Bucket hats snacks"}, {"start": 2688.38, "end": 2698.1, "text": " was the DJ you know what nothing don't got to bring nothing he on brother"}, {"start": 2698.1, "end": 2702.3, "text": " nothing don't got to bring nothing bring yourself down although he did but he got"}, {"start": 2702.3, "end": 2714.26, "text": " to be said you boom box he's bringing me goggles yeah bring out the case"}, {"start": 2714.26, "end": 2723.5800000000004, "text": " Nickney gong for the fucking pool game. All right. Well, what else? Who else? Who else? Who else? Oh, Max. Max."}, {"start": 2724.1800000000003, "end": 2727.5800000000004, "text": " We need Max out to cook out. What is Max bringing?"}, {"start": 2735.6200000000003, "end": 2737.6200000000003, "text": " Toy from Thanos"}, {"start": 2740.6600000000003, "end": 2742.6600000000003, "text": " The second me pieces"}, {"start": 2744.26, "end": 2746.26, "text": " Huda"}, {"start": 2747.38, "end": 2749.38, "text": " Coconut water"}, {"start": 2753.6600000000003, "end": 2758.3, "text": " Dermal piercings drink for Thanos live performance"}, {"start": 2760.7400000000002, "end": 2762.7400000000002, "text": " I would give a give him a"}, {"start": 2764.1400000000003, "end": 2766.1400000000003, "text": " live performance"}, {"start": 2774.26, "end": 2776.26, "text": " The circle in the Olympic room"}, {"start": 2777.46, "end": 2780.98, "text": " The coconut water a live performance bruh baddie hub sessions"}, {"start": 2784.34, "end": 2786.34, "text": " Invite my old Maya bring"}, {"start": 2786.34, "end": 2788.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2803.54, "end": 2809.02, "text": " Maya what is my brain? What is my brain push pop? Oh, no, we can't tell her brain ever come on"}, {"start": 2810.1400000000003, "end": 2815.1000000000004, "text": " What's my go brain brah a unicorn a zoo? Yeah tiger bet"}, {"start": 2816.34, "end": 2827.78, "text": " You're gonna bring a fucking tiger, bro"}, {"start": 2831.46, "end": 2833.46, "text": " What else what else"}, {"start": 2835.7400000000002, "end": 2838.0, "text": " Zs and Bulu oh my god"}, {"start": 2840.1000000000004, "end": 2843.92, "text": " What is this and be look gotta bring not this just knowledge game"}, {"start": 2843.92, "end": 2847.66, "text": " They gotta bring like a brain like wisdom like"}, {"start": 2854.12, "end": 2860.04, "text": " Ready fucking knowledge one book a book"}, {"start": 2863.4, "end": 2868.0, "text": " A book a book move cam. Oh shit"}, {"start": 2873.92, "end": 2881.66, "text": " I bet okay we got we got a lot we still got people to bring we said a lot of"}, {"start": 2881.66, "end": 2889.26, "text": " people to bring Joe Bart oh cock rosie I should bring the veggie might on some"}, {"start": 2889.26, "end": 2894.6800000000003, "text": " Australian shit was Joe Bart bringing was Joe Bart bringing what makes it for"}, {"start": 2894.68, "end": 2901.3599999999997, "text": " Joe Barth weed yaps"}, {"start": 2907.9199999999996, "end": 2909.9199999999996, "text": " For weed"}, {"start": 2910.56, "end": 2917.08, "text": " Okay, okay p5 p5 what the fuck is p5 bringing"}, {"start": 2924.68, "end": 2931.3599999999997, "text": " or a yo what"}, {"start": 2933.64, "end": 2944.68, "text": " must a gun just not just"}, {"start": 2947.3599999999997, "end": 2952.8399999999997, "text": " bro I can't have a responsible for anything bro I generally just bubbles"}, {"start": 2952.84, "end": 2957.44, "text": " Bring bubbles, bro. Bring bubbles. Yes, bring bubbles and shit. We need someone to bring decorations, too"}, {"start": 2963.32, "end": 2965.32, "text": " Who else taught me"}, {"start": 2968.56, "end": 2974.88, "text": " All the chair jay, of course case so well it is not gonna pull up the YG cookout gang"}, {"start": 2976.44, "end": 2978.44, "text": " OSES"}, {"start": 2978.44, "end": 2983.26, "text": " This is the first name I've said it and I got scared because I'm thinking about my house game"}, {"start": 2992.48, "end": 2997.86, "text": " You know or OS yes item you're bringing more pot you're bringing more pot"}, {"start": 2999.0, "end": 3002.6, "text": " That's how that's working. You can't come unless more pot coming on what you gain"}, {"start": 3004.32, "end": 3006.32, "text": " No cap"}, {"start": 3006.32, "end": 3014.84, "text": " Edward. Edward is for show on the list. What is Edward bringing?"}, {"start": 3014.84, "end": 3030.88, "text": " check Barnes discord oh my god my goat my goat"}, {"start": 3030.88, "end": 3044.42, "text": " Wait, come on Jack, come to, come to, yeah, Jack, come to it."}, {"start": 3044.42, "end": 3045.42, "text": " Jack, come to it."}, {"start": 3045.42, "end": 3054.2200000000003, "text": " I want to save this piece of shit, save the fucking copy image, can I just paste it?"}, {"start": 3054.2200000000003, "end": 3056.2200000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3057.2200000000003, "end": 3059.2200000000003, "text": " Fucking image over here"}, {"start": 3061.7400000000002, "end": 3064.82, "text": " Fucking hell what the fuck"}, {"start": 3067.78, "end": 3072.0200000000004, "text": " God shit fuck come on"}, {"start": 3075.5000000000005, "end": 3077.5000000000005, "text": " No, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 3077.5, "end": 3086.5, "text": " Oh look, well first of all, thanks for the gifts, I forgot something, who gifted me earlier than I missed, I feel like somebody gifted me and I missed that shit."}, {"start": 3088.5, "end": 3104.5, "text": " Let's not go, I heard a cookout, yes, Julia, Julia, you will be at the cookout if you still fuck with us, that is, I don't know if you fuck with me like that anymore, have a hurtful little minute, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 3104.5, "end": 3109.9, "text": " Hope you're good for him, but you're out there. You're gonna be with Mario right there in the kitchen"}, {"start": 3109.9, "end": 3113.98, "text": " Yeah, you being a fucking kid raise some fucking food. Uh-huh. She's gonna be lit"}, {"start": 3114.58, "end": 3116.58, "text": " That's a gangsta shit up"}, {"start": 3116.74, "end": 3118.74, "text": " That's a gangsta shit"}, {"start": 3118.98, "end": 3121.26, "text": " Yeah, look cook. I've got to lay out the layout right here"}, {"start": 3121.94, "end": 3123.94, "text": " The layout right here do you?"}, {"start": 3123.98, "end": 3125.98, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 3126.26, "end": 3128.76, "text": " Yeah, this is layout layout just like this. Uh-huh"}, {"start": 3129.38, "end": 3132.68, "text": " What do you mean? No, what do you mean like right here? You in the kitchen gonna be in the kitchen with Mario"}, {"start": 3134.5, "end": 3142.66, "text": " Try that just like that. All right chat. Who was we bringing? Who was we bringing clover? Who clover bringin, bro?"}, {"start": 3144.18, "end": 3146.18, "text": " What's clover bringin?"}, {"start": 3149.94, "end": 3151.94, "text": " Kai"}, {"start": 3152.62, "end": 3155.34, "text": " Graba fireworks"}, {"start": 3155.34, "end": 3157.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3161.02, "end": 3166.82, "text": " Back lover breaking whoever from global collect you only got far away. You ain't pulling up nigga. You know I'm sad"}, {"start": 3168.54, "end": 3173.1800000000003, "text": " You self all you some yeah, you said for sure. What's used to bring what's used to bring a?"}, {"start": 3174.78, "end": 3176.78, "text": " Mask"}, {"start": 3177.7000000000003, "end": 3179.7000000000003, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 3179.9, "end": 3181.9, "text": " What else it wasn't got"}, {"start": 3181.9, "end": 3199.82, "text": " Hmm, what's we got? Hmm, sinner. What is sin up bringing? Oh, yeah, and we need Yana."}, {"start": 3199.82, "end": 3207.86, "text": " What's sin of bringing Rosie bring Rosie? Oh, Sinobon. She did bring cinnamon rolls. She"}, {"start": 3207.86, "end": 3213.5, "text": " need to bring cinnamon rolls bro or she could make that now she should make"}, {"start": 3213.5, "end": 3217.3, "text": " that she want to bring that Rosie and what else"}, {"start": 3220.7400000000002, "end": 3224.2200000000003, "text": " look at this be Rosie"}, {"start": 3226.86, "end": 3230.86, "text": " this be because it be Rosie ring Rosie if you're not if you don't if you don't"}, {"start": 3230.86, "end": 3235.86, "text": " got Rosie with you don't pull up please don't pull up please don't pull up was"}, {"start": 3235.86, "end": 3241.86, "text": " was good boy. Denny and Zoyle, yes. I wish I could add them without having to put it"}, {"start": 3241.86, "end": 3255.1400000000003, "text": " what they're bringing. Denny bring tacos. Um, fuck. Alright, shit. I want to go lower,"}, {"start": 3255.1400000000003, "end": 3259.1800000000003, "text": " but as of right now I'm gonna figure out how to make this this longer and each day we're"}, {"start": 3259.1800000000003, "end": 3265.02, "text": " gonna add on to it. But Yana needs to be added to this. A lot of people need to be added"}, {"start": 3265.02, "end": 3272.3, "text": " gang jsyncho ben do what I'm saying Austin hella niggas did it be"}, {"start": 3272.3, "end": 3278.58, "text": " added to the motherfucker did he G hella niggas hella niggas snow a hella niggas"}, {"start": 3278.58, "end": 3282.38, "text": " hella motherfuckers hella motherfuckers so this is not complete this is where we"}, {"start": 3282.38, "end": 3288.78, "text": " are right now is where we are right now that should be calm we're gonna add more"}, {"start": 3288.78, "end": 3292.98, "text": " spots for the huzz entertainers I'm gonna throw duke enough for the plug I"}, {"start": 3292.98, "end": 3297.98, "text": " I might throw aim with Greg back here with maybe uh,"}, {"start": 3299.1, "end": 3301.54, "text": " I don't know or we just might leave it to Greg."}, {"start": 3301.54, "end": 3303.14, "text": " Um, we gon' see, we gon' see."}, {"start": 3303.14, "end": 3304.34, "text": " We're gonna add more roles and shit."}, {"start": 3304.34, "end": 3307.18, "text": " We gon' be all right, we gon' be all right, we gon' be all right."}, {"start": 3307.18, "end": 3309.5, "text": " We gon' be all right, we gon' be all right."}, {"start": 3311.1, "end": 3311.94, "text": " Chat!"}, {"start": 3315.1, "end": 3317.58, "text": " Huh, what we about to do chat?"}, {"start": 3317.58, "end": 3319.38, "text": " What you think we about to do, Kyle?"}, {"start": 3320.58, "end": 3321.98, "text": " What you think we about to do?"}, {"start": 3322.98, "end": 3328.58, "text": " It's time to feed Creed."}, {"start": 3328.58, "end": 3330.18, "text": " It's time to feed Creed, Chad."}, {"start": 3330.18, "end": 3331.78, "text": " Creed, he eats raw."}, {"start": 3331.78, "end": 3334.26, "text": " He's on a raw diet."}, {"start": 3334.26, "end": 3340.66, "text": " 80% meat, 10% bone, 10% organ."}, {"start": 3340.66, "end": 3345.78, "text": " Me, I don't have enough time to meal prep every week."}, {"start": 3345.78, "end": 3347.98, "text": " All the food for eight, nine dogs."}, {"start": 3347.98, "end": 3352.42, "text": " So I no longer go to the butcher and get the meat and weigh out the organs myself."}, {"start": 3352.42, "end": 3358.54, "text": " buy a complete raw blend that this this person I know doesn't for me messages up"}, {"start": 3358.54, "end": 3361.84, "text": " for me and all that shit so it's gonna be calm but I got accessories I'm gonna"}, {"start": 3361.84, "end": 3364.38, "text": " add to it all that shit it's gonna be good it's gonna be good I just hope"}, {"start": 3364.38, "end": 3371.94, "text": " Creed eats cuz Creed he's a bougie one he just really he likes to eat when he"}, {"start": 3371.94, "end": 3378.4, "text": " likes to eat when he wants to eat and where he wants to eat okay umber on the"}, {"start": 3378.4, "end": 3385.0, "text": " other hand she eats anything but umbra is a tricker she's a she's a she don't"}, {"start": 3385.0, "end": 3389.44, "text": " trust she don't trust new environments umbra is this is a very skeptical lady"}, {"start": 3389.44, "end": 3392.56, "text": " okay so she's just seen on the camera she'll be like this like what the fuck"}, {"start": 3392.56, "end": 3396.84, "text": " going on why are watching me eat which but what are we doing so hopefully they"}, {"start": 3396.84, "end": 3401.08, "text": " fucking eat their food cuz all the other dogs already ate gang um my dogs be"}, {"start": 3401.08, "end": 3405.84, "text": " like four pounds a day so four pounds of meat a day so we gonna see umbra and"}, {"start": 3405.84, "end": 3409.7400000000002, "text": " created I had they did her so they about to get like two pounds of meat 2.3"}, {"start": 3409.7400000000002, "end": 3416.7200000000003, "text": " pounds of meat and what they said she's gonna let um Colton come here with the"}, {"start": 3416.7200000000003, "end": 3422.1600000000003, "text": " camera go down and chat I'm gonna have to game on in the bathroom no cap I'm"}, {"start": 3422.1600000000003, "end": 3429.28, "text": " having low dough cuz I gotta see what's going on you cute as hell yo"}, {"start": 3429.28, "end": 3433.92, "text": " appreciate you yeah yo it's almost at seven lit we got some lit reactions to"}, {"start": 3433.92, "end": 3440.94, "text": " I think but one of them mad long is this Colton's last job"}, {"start": 3450.94, "end": 3452.94, "text": " I'm asking"}, {"start": 3457.04, "end": 3461.66, "text": " What if this is me and Colton's farewell tour tonight, and I just wanted to use them one last time"}, {"start": 3463.92, "end": 3466.92, "text": " What if that's the case?"}, {"start": 3471.92, "end": 3474.92, "text": " Only time to tell."}, {"start": 3474.92, "end": 3476.92, "text": " Hey, Carl Teaser."}, {"start": 3476.92, "end": 3477.92, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 3477.92, "end": 3479.92, "text": " How you doing today?"}, {"start": 3479.92, "end": 3481.92, "text": " I'm excited."}, {"start": 3481.92, "end": 3484.92, "text": " He doesn't know."}, {"start": 3484.92, "end": 3487.92, "text": " He doesn't know what this is like, I say."}, {"start": 3488.88, "end": 3493.16, "text": " We put a go out there and watch Korea have Korea eat your shit. Oh"}, {"start": 3494.4, "end": 3496.16, "text": " Shit for the be five"}, {"start": 3496.16, "end": 3498.16, "text": " Shit for the be five. Yeah"}, {"start": 3498.16, "end": 3503.52, "text": " No, this is the usual venison and she got it. I think I can tell you just a cow some beef"}, {"start": 3504.6, "end": 3506.88, "text": " For me on some gangster shit"}, {"start": 3510.0, "end": 3512.0, "text": " So yeah check we switched over"}, {"start": 3513.28, "end": 3517.7200000000003, "text": " We switched over so trouble whenever we should great"}, {"start": 3517.92, "end": 3519.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3523.32, "end": 3525.32, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 3525.7200000000003, "end": 3528.44, "text": " No, cuz I just you help me out so much"}, {"start": 3529.16, "end": 3533.0, "text": " And the streaming share I appreciate you. I appreciate everything you do. No cap"}, {"start": 3533.88, "end": 3535.88, "text": " Yeah, you like you like my sheets"}, {"start": 3539.44, "end": 3541.44, "text": " It's where the fucking action go down"}, {"start": 3542.0, "end": 3544.0, "text": " I'm planning on a sexual maybe"}, {"start": 3544.12, "end": 3546.12, "text": " And I'll be going my fucking bed"}, {"start": 3546.12, "end": 3548.12, "text": " all right chat"}, {"start": 3549.92, "end": 3551.92, "text": " Creep boy"}, {"start": 3554.68, "end": 3556.68, "text": " Creep boy, are you hungry?"}, {"start": 3558.04, "end": 3560.04, "text": " Wait, oh"}, {"start": 3560.04, "end": 3566.3599999999997, "text": " I know you love your chat. Look, let's be a GoPro on Creed. So if he gets a little messy look at the fucking spot"}, {"start": 3566.3599999999997, "end": 3568.12, "text": " We got laid off on bro"}, {"start": 3568.12, "end": 3574.3599999999997, "text": " Look at the fucking spot. We got laid off on game. Yeah, like that nigga. I know I'm gonna be eating like king"}, {"start": 3574.36, "end": 3576.36, "text": " For each time I"}, {"start": 3576.84, "end": 3581.1600000000003, "text": " For each time up. Okay, so yeah, they're gonna just prep the food a little bit. Oh"}, {"start": 3583.48, "end": 3585.48, "text": " Colton"}, {"start": 3586.32, "end": 3588.1200000000003, "text": " You could talk to them"}, {"start": 3588.1200000000003, "end": 3595.88, "text": " Okay for like 15 seconds while I go and get the raw meat, but before I do that"}, {"start": 3596.32, "end": 3602.7200000000003, "text": " I need the remote for the game. I need to see that game on I have I must see the game on I must"}, {"start": 3604.36, "end": 3613.36, "text": " Yo, Chad, why that Sinclair nigga look like he, he a J-syncho variant, Julian Newman variant, Marcus variant, them light skin niggas with the goatee and long hair, bruh?"}, {"start": 3614.36, "end": 3615.36, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3617.36, "end": 3618.36, "text": " Is it on your 2TV?"}, {"start": 3619.36, "end": 3622.36, "text": " I risked my life, I risked my life, I got too high, yeah."}, {"start": 3622.36, "end": 3623.36, "text": " It might be on Peacock."}, {"start": 3624.36, "end": 3625.36, "text": " It might be on Peacock?"}, {"start": 3625.36, "end": 3626.36, "text": " You're crazy."}, {"start": 3626.36, "end": 3629.36, "text": " What? That's what it was? You're fucking crazy."}, {"start": 3629.36, "end": 3630.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3632.36, "end": 3633.36, "text": " You're crazy."}, {"start": 3634.36, "end": 3644.08, "text": " Okay, now I'm not signed into YouTube TV. I'm not signed into YouTube TV. Why are you"}, {"start": 3644.08, "end": 3648.6400000000003, "text": " signed into YouTube TV Colton? I don't know if you log out. I'm the fuck what I log out"}, {"start": 3648.6400000000003, "end": 3652.8, "text": " of my YouTube TV. There's a lot of people that come in and out of this house. Okay,"}, {"start": 3652.8, "end": 3658.4, "text": " don't you can't say it like that because they don't think a lot of people are not saying,"}, {"start": 3658.4, "end": 3663.4, "text": " You know, of which type, but I mean,"}, {"start": 3663.8, "end": 3665.52, "text": " people coming in and out all the time."}, {"start": 3665.52, "end": 3670.28, "text": " Yeah, it's like every house has people coming in and out"}, {"start": 3670.28, "end": 3671.12, "text": " all the time."}, {"start": 3671.12, "end": 3673.08, "text": " It's like a regular house, sure."}, {"start": 3674.2000000000003, "end": 3674.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3674.96, "end": 3677.48, "text": " Yeah, regular amount of people."}, {"start": 3679.56, "end": 3682.76, "text": " What's fucking channels NBA finals on, to quote me?"}, {"start": 3682.76, "end": 3684.48, "text": " I don't know, I suggested Peacock"}, {"start": 3684.48, "end": 3687.2000000000003, "text": " and he told me I was crazy."}, {"start": 3687.2000000000003, "end": 3689.2000000000003, "text": " But"}, {"start": 3692.6800000000003, "end": 3698.7200000000003, "text": " Are you are you okay? Are you good like what's happening like what's happening? What's going on today? You sassy?"}, {"start": 3703.7200000000003, "end": 3705.7200000000003, "text": " Interesting"}, {"start": 3705.7200000000003, "end": 3707.7200000000003, "text": " Now you good"}, {"start": 3708.1600000000003, "end": 3710.1600000000003, "text": " We got no problem"}, {"start": 3711.6000000000004, "end": 3717.1600000000003, "text": " Yeah, we're culture brother or who do plus like TV? We're culture brother. I don't know we're cut to my"}, {"start": 3718.1200000000003, "end": 3720.1200000000003, "text": " Cuz I what the fuck gang?"}, {"start": 3720.36, "end": 3722.36, "text": " That's not my shit working, but"}, {"start": 3723.36, "end": 3725.36, "text": " Smack him coaching"}, {"start": 3725.84, "end": 3728.0400000000004, "text": " ABC yeah, I'll got cable like that, bro"}, {"start": 3728.0400000000004, "end": 3732.6000000000004, "text": " It's really just on my teeth my smart TV says oh it's from this app and I click it in our gold game"}, {"start": 3732.6, "end": 3739.44, "text": " but I'm signed out of my shit bro mark mark left yeah"}, {"start": 3739.44, "end": 3744.24, "text": " Colt you really gonna piss me to fuck off I don't know your past you're gonna"}, {"start": 3744.24, "end": 3747.04, "text": " piss me off can I have your all your passwords can I have all of your I'm"}, {"start": 3747.04, "end": 3751.2, "text": " gonna sign in with my QO get up to the camera face I'm gonna sign in with the QR"}, {"start": 3751.2, "end": 3753.44, "text": " code"}, {"start": 3755.48, "end": 3759.12, "text": " fucking the future bro you decide you just take a picture fuck the screen you"}, {"start": 3759.12, "end": 3761.56, "text": " You just log in to your account and shoot it."}, {"start": 3763.08, "end": 3764.74, "text": " You thought we was gonna have flying cars and shit,"}, {"start": 3764.74, "end": 3766.98, "text": " nah, we'd be logging into TVs with our phone."}, {"start": 3766.98, "end": 3769.66, "text": " Century six, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3769.66, "end": 3770.8199999999997, "text": " I wanna chat one second."}, {"start": 3770.8199999999997, "end": 3772.94, "text": " Sounded in, so I could, oh, it's here."}, {"start": 3772.94, "end": 3774.46, "text": " YouTube TV, you can show them."}, {"start": 3775.5, "end": 3776.3399999999997, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3779.98, "end": 3781.38, "text": " Yeah, just like that."}, {"start": 3781.38, "end": 3782.8599999999997, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 3782.8599999999997, "end": 3784.06, "text": " Go get it fucked up."}, {"start": 3784.06, "end": 3785.62, "text": " Skip, fuck nigga."}, {"start": 3785.62, "end": 3787.5, "text": " Put the fucking spurs."}, {"start": 3787.5, "end": 3788.46, "text": " Put those on."}, {"start": 3788.46, "end": 3789.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3789.46, "end": 3790.38, "text": " I don't care about DMCA."}, {"start": 3790.38, "end": 3792.82, "text": " You can show the game."}, {"start": 3792.82, "end": 3794.18, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3794.18, "end": 3796.02, "text": " All right, Nix is down by 10."}, {"start": 3796.02, "end": 3798.66, "text": " All right, give me about 10 seconds."}, {"start": 3798.66, "end": 3799.38, "text": " I got to get the food."}, {"start": 3799.38, "end": 3800.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3800.66, "end": 3801.34, "text": " No, I can handle my."}, {"start": 3801.34, "end": 3802.34, "text": " Oh, so you can talk to him?"}, {"start": 3802.34, "end": 3803.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3803.82, "end": 3806.18, "text": " I don't know if it will touch you, but OK."}, {"start": 3806.18, "end": 3808.18, "text": " They're just kind of weird."}, {"start": 3808.18, "end": 3812.5, "text": " Yeah, no, I get some of them sometimes."}, {"start": 3812.5, "end": 3813.86, "text": " What's up, guys?"}, {"start": 3813.86, "end": 3814.38, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 3814.38, "end": 3817.54, "text": " I don't have a free hand to do this."}, {"start": 3817.54, "end": 3818.98, "text": " Wait, I gotta come over here in my laptop."}, {"start": 3818.98, "end": 3820.14, "text": " What's up guys?"}, {"start": 3820.14, "end": 3820.98, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 3821.98, "end": 3823.98, "text": " Oh fuck, it was literally less than 10 seconds."}, {"start": 3823.98, "end": 3825.02, "text": " You guys don't give me information."}, {"start": 3825.02, "end": 3826.7, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 3826.7, "end": 3828.86, "text": " I'm just, yep, yep, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 3828.86, "end": 3830.2, "text": " Yep, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 3831.38, "end": 3832.22, "text": " Hey, creepy boy."}, {"start": 3834.94, "end": 3838.02, "text": " Yes, we are going to be"}, {"start": 3838.7799999999997, "end": 3843.7799999999997, "text": " feeding my 150 pound, well he's like 143 right now."}, {"start": 3843.78, "end": 3850.2200000000003, "text": " pitchball creed. Yes, you're a good boy. He has a GoPro on. Can we switch to his camera"}, {"start": 3850.2200000000003, "end": 3854.94, "text": " view to see what it looks like right now? Yeah. Chad, we're gonna go to GoPro camera"}, {"start": 3854.94, "end": 3860.2200000000003, "text": " quick. I don't know how fast we need to do that though. There aren't like there. Oh my"}, {"start": 3860.2200000000003, "end": 3862.2200000000003, "text": " God"}, {"start": 3876.26, "end": 3879.82, "text": " Alright, hey, that's it all we're gonna go to the man the main POV now"}, {"start": 3881.5000000000005, "end": 3884.1800000000003, "text": " So look pretty I've got your food for you"}, {"start": 3885.26, "end": 3889.2200000000003, "text": " We're gonna be making some food. I know you hungry. I know you a picky ass eater"}, {"start": 3889.2200000000003, "end": 3893.82, "text": " You eat what you want and how you want it. I know you game. I know you but we don't get you right"}, {"start": 3894.94, "end": 3896.94, "text": " This right here"}, {"start": 3896.9800000000005, "end": 3898.9800000000005, "text": " Is 80 10 10"}, {"start": 3899.3, "end": 3900.8, "text": " beef"}, {"start": 3900.8, "end": 3902.8, "text": " 80% just beat me 10%"}, {"start": 3903.5400000000004, "end": 3908.5600000000004, "text": " bone and 10% organ liver you gonna find on that barb die shit"}, {"start": 3910.34, "end": 3912.34, "text": " What the fuck my knives out what's not for me?"}, {"start": 3912.86, "end": 3916.28, "text": " I'm gonna cut some of this shit up. I know you my good"}, {"start": 3920.1800000000003, "end": 3923.42, "text": " I'm not gonna wait I usually wait a shit cuz"}, {"start": 3924.5000000000005, "end": 3926.5000000000005, "text": " They eat like cream eats like"}, {"start": 3927.42, "end": 3932.5800000000004, "text": " 3.8 pounds of meat a day and my other dog like people five some of me three"}, {"start": 3933.6600000000003, "end": 3935.6600000000003, "text": " But I'm a bullet today. Fuck it"}, {"start": 3936.1400000000003, "end": 3938.1400000000003, "text": " If it's more is what?"}, {"start": 3938.86, "end": 3940.86, "text": " I'm a bullet today game"}, {"start": 3941.34, "end": 3943.34, "text": " Here a half this morning"}, {"start": 3943.5000000000005, "end": 3945.9, "text": " So it's not gonna be as much as one BM here"}, {"start": 3945.9, "end": 3949.26, "text": " Give me give me this food already chill nigga"}, {"start": 3951.1800000000003, "end": 3953.1800000000003, "text": " chill"}, {"start": 3954.58, "end": 3958.8, "text": " Yeah, you're not afraid of like raw bloody shit like organs and shit"}, {"start": 3958.8, "end": 3962.26, "text": " I just have to go to the butcher and cut up fucking liver and fucking"}, {"start": 3963.54, "end": 3968.46, "text": " Heart even though heart counts as a muscle meat for like chicken heart. They kind of has like a muscle meat. Oh"}, {"start": 3971.02, "end": 3973.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah, dig that piece of fucking"}, {"start": 3973.7000000000003, "end": 3978.2200000000003, "text": " There's beef liver in here, give me a,"}, {"start": 3978.2200000000003, "end": 3979.34, "text": " you smell that shit, Coyne?"}, {"start": 3979.34, "end": 3982.7000000000003, "text": " It's like a fucking dying fucking deer."}, {"start": 3982.7000000000003, "end": 3984.7000000000003, "text": " There's real fucking cow shit right here."}, {"start": 3984.7000000000003, "end": 3987.0200000000004, "text": " It smells like a burger."}, {"start": 3987.0200000000004, "end": 3987.86, "text": " What's about this shit?"}, {"start": 3987.86, "end": 3989.26, "text": " Tell me you smell like a fucking burger, Coyne."}, {"start": 3989.26, "end": 3991.1400000000003, "text": " What's not, yeah, it's a burger?"}, {"start": 3991.1400000000003, "end": 3991.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3991.9800000000005, "end": 3993.1000000000004, "text": " Uh, no."}, {"start": 3993.1000000000004, "end": 3995.1000000000004, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 3995.1000000000004, "end": 3997.6200000000003, "text": " Let's get right, let's get right, Coyne."}, {"start": 3997.6200000000003, "end": 4000.94, "text": " I believe this is like 2.5 pounds right here."}, {"start": 4000.94, "end": 4004.7000000000003, "text": " He had a pound earlier,"}, {"start": 4005.58, "end": 4009.06, "text": " this us that like this, it's making pretty."}, {"start": 4009.06, "end": 4010.66, "text": " It's trying to make it pretty."}, {"start": 4010.66, "end": 4013.26, "text": " Yeah, it's making pretty."}, {"start": 4013.26, "end": 4018.02, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, on the camera, I mean, off-shrim."}, {"start": 4020.02, "end": 4021.46, "text": " Yo, my dad's a picky eater too."}, {"start": 4021.46, "end": 4022.7000000000003, "text": " I've been trying to help make sure that you,"}, {"start": 4022.7000000000003, "end": 4023.54, "text": " you know what?"}, {"start": 4023.54, "end": 4024.7400000000002, "text": " Create your inventors today, gang."}, {"start": 4024.7400000000002, "end": 4026.18, "text": " You ain't eat your zucchini and all that."}, {"start": 4026.18, "end": 4027.54, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 4027.54, "end": 4028.7000000000003, "text": " All that sassiness he'd be doing."}, {"start": 4028.7000000000003, "end": 4030.2200000000003, "text": " He'd be leaving his fucking blueberries in the chip,"}, {"start": 4030.2200000000003, "end": 4038.5800000000004, "text": " my nigga like chill bro I mashed it up so it gets all the fucking smell of the"}, {"start": 4038.5800000000004, "end": 4043.5000000000005, "text": " inside of the shit in there fuck I'm not gonna use this thing"}, {"start": 4043.5, "end": 4054.96, "text": " Cree, come on over here shall we, you're gonna be talking me out of oh no"}, {"start": 4054.96, "end": 4063.06, "text": " how in the hell no, how many animals y'all got, cause you get something that's safe"}, {"start": 4063.06, "end": 4065.06, "text": " What I mean by look"}, {"start": 4076.2999999999997, "end": 4081.7999999999997, "text": " One three zero zero one cat two dogs in the cat"}, {"start": 4082.36, "end": 4085.14, "text": " Three done. What I thought I was watching love on there"}, {"start": 4085.14, "end": 4090.22, "text": " And they were like are you a cat person or dog person and the third option was a plant person my nigga?"}, {"start": 4090.2200000000003, "end": 4093.1800000000003, "text": " What the fuck and a nigga actually went to the plant side"}, {"start": 4094.78, "end": 4100.38, "text": " How the hell you don't like animals at all, bro. All right, first time I'm putting them. It's a tripe"}, {"start": 4101.58, "end": 4106.22, "text": " That's what they digest in this shit really good bacteria in there for the gut. You know I'm saying I"}, {"start": 4106.860000000001, "end": 4109.38, "text": " Want to make sure all my dolls are shit and good some green tripe"}, {"start": 4110.780000000001, "end": 4116.860000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, hold on to cut it like this fuck that shit because I did that right did that right did that right?"}, {"start": 4116.86, "end": 4120.339999999999, "text": " Look at this massiness check."}, {"start": 4120.339999999999, "end": 4121.339999999999, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 4121.339999999999, "end": 4122.339999999999, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 4122.339999999999, "end": 4127.5, "text": " Some green trash and looks fucking tasty, huh?"}, {"start": 4127.5, "end": 4131.139999999999, "text": " Some green fucking tripe right there."}, {"start": 4131.139999999999, "end": 4136.259999999999, "text": " Smells like shit too, but they like that."}, {"start": 4136.259999999999, "end": 4137.259999999999, "text": " They love that shit."}, {"start": 4137.259999999999, "end": 4140.139999999999, "text": " Get them out right there."}, {"start": 4140.139999999999, "end": 4141.54, "text": " Get them out right there."}, {"start": 4141.54, "end": 4145.099999999999, "text": " Crazy, you better eat your fucking veggies today, gang."}, {"start": 4145.1, "end": 4149.740000000001, "text": " And no, I don't eat these blueberries. This is a crazy blueberry. So when shit gets mixed, it don't fucking matter"}, {"start": 4151.14, "end": 4156.120000000001, "text": " My dog blueberry throw a little spring of blueberry right there on the corner like that some like those some like those"}, {"start": 4156.120000000001, "end": 4160.860000000001, "text": " Oh, I need my my greater. I love Mark, bro"}, {"start": 4161.42, "end": 4163.42, "text": " That shit really smell like some stank pussy, bro"}, {"start": 4164.06, "end": 4166.06, "text": " They really smell like some stank pussy"}, {"start": 4166.660000000001, "end": 4171.22, "text": " Yo, that's just not like some stank pussy like yo, bro. That's just stank, bro"}, {"start": 4171.22, "end": 4172.66, "text": " That's all he said."}, {"start": 4172.66, "end": 4176.34, "text": " Man, that shit smelled terrible, bro."}, {"start": 4176.34, "end": 4178.7, "text": " That trike smelled like some shit."}, {"start": 4178.7, "end": 4181.06, "text": " I don't know why dolls be liking that shit."}, {"start": 4181.06, "end": 4181.900000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 4181.900000000001, "end": 4183.66, "text": " I don't understand that shit."}, {"start": 4183.66, "end": 4184.66, "text": " Never did it."}, {"start": 4185.860000000001, "end": 4187.66, "text": " All right, we're gonna get a little zucchini action"}, {"start": 4187.66, "end": 4189.66, "text": " going on, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 4193.5, "end": 4194.7, "text": " Pretty big zucchini, huh?"}, {"start": 4196.38, "end": 4197.740000000001, "text": " Too big, honestly."}, {"start": 4197.740000000001, "end": 4198.58, "text": " It's a little too big?"}, {"start": 4198.58, "end": 4200.66, "text": " Yeah, I think that's way too big."}, {"start": 4200.66, "end": 4201.5, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 4201.5, "end": 4202.34, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 4202.34, "end": 4203.18, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 4205.18, "end": 4207.46, "text": " I think these are good sizes, Zutinis."}, {"start": 4208.9, "end": 4210.0599999999995, "text": " What you think, Shaq?"}, {"start": 4213.139999999999, "end": 4214.7, "text": " Shaq, what you think?"}, {"start": 4214.7, "end": 4216.26, "text": " I ain't gonna be performative."}, {"start": 4217.8, "end": 4220.3, "text": " My chef usually cuts some of my Zutini for me game."}, {"start": 4220.3, "end": 4221.9, "text": " Like, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 4221.9, "end": 4223.98, "text": " She usually has all my sectioned off and shit,"}, {"start": 4223.98, "end": 4225.3, "text": " so I'm gonna make the food."}, {"start": 4227.139999999999, "end": 4230.18, "text": " But I'll do it for the fucking, just for now."}, {"start": 4230.66, "end": 4235.8, "text": " I ain't gonna do the whole thing cuz he ain't gonna eat"}, {"start": 4235.8, "end": 4240.82, "text": " Bro this nigga be ducking his fucking veggies bro. He'd be ducking them, bro"}, {"start": 4241.98, "end": 4243.98, "text": " Not today don't play"}, {"start": 4244.139999999999, "end": 4251.74, "text": " Not today. Hey blue bear got some good antioxidants. All right, you feel me shit. Shit good for him shit good for him. Oh"}, {"start": 4254.58, "end": 4256.58, "text": " Cortese"}, {"start": 4256.58, "end": 4266.0199999999995, "text": " How did delivery come? So your player won again for the next 15 to 20 seconds."}, {"start": 4266.0199999999995, "end": 4269.0199999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4272.0199999999995, "end": 4277.78, "text": " No, that's fine. I'll just figure something out. You know, he just keeps taking the mic."}, {"start": 4277.78, "end": 4282.5599999999995, "text": " I don't know. He keeps breaking shit. He keeps taking shit. His break, I've been"}, {"start": 4282.56, "end": 4288.320000000001, "text": " Over to the house probably like eight times just to fix shit because he keeps breaking. What's up, Chad? What's up guys?"}, {"start": 4289.64, "end": 4291.64, "text": " Colton blink twice"}, {"start": 4292.0, "end": 4296.9800000000005, "text": " I'm perfectly fine guys. I don't need help at all. I'm good. Oh, what's up?"}, {"start": 4298.68, "end": 4300.76, "text": " No, that's fine. I got methods"}, {"start": 4305.8, "end": 4309.9400000000005, "text": " I got methods to cope me I sure do"}, {"start": 4312.56, "end": 4316.240000000001, "text": " Yep, yep"}, {"start": 4316.240000000001, "end": 4319.8, "text": " Listen, I got some turkey neck for my dogs"}, {"start": 4319.8, "end": 4321.6, "text": " Give them some crunch, give them some"}, {"start": 4321.6, "end": 4324.320000000001, "text": " I already got all their bone percentages, but"}, {"start": 4324.320000000001, "end": 4328.4800000000005, "text": " I just like, I like giving them some bones"}, {"start": 4328.4800000000005, "end": 4330.200000000001, "text": " I don't know, satisfying, they like the shit too"}, {"start": 4330.200000000001, "end": 4331.68, "text": " They're little fucking bony shit"}, {"start": 4331.68, "end": 4333.360000000001, "text": " I'm wondering, should I give them?"}, {"start": 4333.360000000001, "end": 4336.280000000001, "text": " They have one turkey neck already early"}, {"start": 4336.280000000001, "end": 4337.280000000001, "text": " I'll give them one"}, {"start": 4337.280000000001, "end": 4338.8, "text": " Two challenge plers!"}, {"start": 4338.8, "end": 4340.52, "text": " I just don't want to waste it"}, {"start": 4340.52, "end": 4343.52, "text": " If you waste it, I'll give you the umber."}, {"start": 4343.52, "end": 4345.52, "text": " If you waste it, I'll give you the umber."}, {"start": 4345.52, "end": 4347.52, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 4347.52, "end": 4349.52, "text": " Did that right? I did that right? I did that right?"}, {"start": 4349.52, "end": 4351.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4351.52, "end": 4353.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4353.52, "end": 4355.52, "text": " Yes, the sardines."}, {"start": 4355.52, "end": 4357.52, "text": " Test sardines are good for your fucking dog,"}, {"start": 4357.52, "end": 4359.52, "text": " but not too often."}, {"start": 4359.52, "end": 4361.52, "text": " Like two times a week, I'll give them sardines."}, {"start": 4361.52, "end": 4364.52, "text": " I'll give them like two. Only the ones in water."}, {"start": 4364.52, "end": 4366.52, "text": " I'll give them one in salt or nothing."}, {"start": 4366.52, "end": 4367.52, "text": " In water only."}, {"start": 4367.52, "end": 4369.52, "text": " None of the ones in that tomato shit."}, {"start": 4369.52, "end": 4374.88, "text": " nothing water only no salt added don't need all that extra sodium and all that"}, {"start": 4374.88, "end": 4383.040000000001, "text": " bullshit they don't don't need all that did that right I did that right I did"}, {"start": 4383.040000000001, "end": 4391.56, "text": " that right maybe it's just a dog you're just a fucking human you're just a dirty"}, {"start": 4391.56, "end": 4395.88, "text": " little scoundrel little fucking scumbag gang just a fucking dog who the fuck"}, {"start": 4395.88, "end": 4397.38, "text": " Who the fuck are you, my nigga?"}, {"start": 4397.38, "end": 4399.02, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 4399.02, "end": 4399.9800000000005, "text": " Just a fucking human."}, {"start": 4399.9800000000005, "end": 4403.14, "text": " There's like eight billion of y'all niggas."}, {"start": 4403.14, "end": 4404.14, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 4405.14, "end": 4406.24, "text": " It's just a dog."}, {"start": 4413.18, "end": 4414.34, "text": " Piece of shit."}, {"start": 4414.34, "end": 4416.06, "text": " What are eggs at?"}, {"start": 4416.06, "end": 4417.34, "text": " Did Mark ever get that egg?"}, {"start": 4417.34, "end": 4419.34, "text": " Yeah, they came out of the eggs."}, {"start": 4419.34, "end": 4420.18, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 4420.18, "end": 4421.02, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 4421.02, "end": 4422.62, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 4422.62, "end": 4424.42, "text": " We put it in the other fridge, you think?"}, {"start": 4425.88, "end": 4428.42, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 4428.42, "end": 4431.06, "text": " Alright, fair one, one more time."}, {"start": 4431.06, "end": 4432.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4432.06, "end": 4433.06, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 4433.06, "end": 4434.06, "text": " You're good?"}, {"start": 4434.06, "end": 4438.06, "text": " Not in there Colvin."}, {"start": 4438.06, "end": 4439.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, I'm using it."}, {"start": 4439.5, "end": 4441.5, "text": " I'll just use a little bit."}, {"start": 4441.5, "end": 4443.5, "text": " I'll just use a little bit."}, {"start": 4447.5, "end": 4449.5, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 4451.5, "end": 4453.5, "text": " Not in there, Carlton."}, {"start": 4454.14, "end": 4456.14, "text": " The egg isn't in there, Carlton."}, {"start": 4456.14, "end": 4457.34, "text": " It doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 4457.34, "end": 4459.34, "text": " I don't know what it was, but..."}, {"start": 4459.34, "end": 4461.34, "text": " My fucking eggs, Carlton!"}, {"start": 4463.18, "end": 4464.700000000001, "text": " Where's my fucking eggs?"}, {"start": 4464.700000000001, "end": 4465.820000000001, "text": " I didn't get them."}, {"start": 4465.820000000001, "end": 4467.26, "text": " I saw them walk in with them."}, {"start": 4467.26, "end": 4468.74, "text": " Oh, you just saw him walking over there."}, {"start": 4468.74, "end": 4470.74, "text": " Oh, look what the hell is that?"}, {"start": 4491.22, "end": 4492.02, "text": " So sassy, man."}, {"start": 4492.02, "end": 4492.780000000001, "text": " Who's sassy?"}, {"start": 4492.780000000001, "end": 4493.62, "text": " Who's sassy?"}, {"start": 4493.62, "end": 4494.12, "text": " You."}, {"start": 4494.12, "end": 4496.14, "text": " I'm not sassy, man."}, {"start": 4496.14, "end": 4496.860000000001, "text": " I'm chilling."}, {"start": 4496.86, "end": 4498.86, "text": " I want to move my hands."}, {"start": 4498.86, "end": 4501.7, "text": " Come face my screen there."}, {"start": 4501.7, "end": 4503.0199999999995, "text": " Come accept yourself for me."}, {"start": 4508.0199999999995, "end": 4510.179999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4510.179999999999, "end": 4512.179999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4512.179999999999, "end": 4514.0599999999995, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 4514.0599999999995, "end": 4517.0599999999995, "text": " Say it, Luz."}, {"start": 4517.0599999999995, "end": 4517.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 4517.5599999999995, "end": 4518.0599999999995, "text": " You funny?"}, {"start": 4518.0599999999995, "end": 4520.5, "text": " You a funny guy?"}, {"start": 4520.5, "end": 4521.5, "text": " Nobody even says that, by the way."}, {"start": 4521.5, "end": 4522.7, "text": " I don't even want to be that guy."}, {"start": 4522.7, "end": 4524.219999999999, "text": " I got like a chicken."}, {"start": 4524.219999999999, "end": 4526.78, "text": " Weird, and there's these very big dots and L's and shit."}, {"start": 4526.78, "end": 4528.58, "text": " And when I bring people on the stream, I don't know how that sounds."}, {"start": 4528.58, "end": 4530.5, "text": " Cause some people don't know how to handle that internet shit,"}, {"start": 4531.16, "end": 4532.0599999999995, "text": " but don't take it to heart."}, {"start": 4532.78, "end": 4533.34, "text": " Tell us, you know,"}, {"start": 4533.58, "end": 4534.219999999999, "text": " so if you see chest,"}, {"start": 4534.219999999999, "end": 4534.46, "text": " women,"}, {"start": 4534.46, "end": 4537.0599999999995, "text": " L's all type of dots and shit,"}, {"start": 4537.259999999999, "end": 4538.179999999999, "text": " they drag a little bit,"}, {"start": 4538.179999999999, "end": 4540.0599999999995, "text": " but sometimes every drag has some truth with me."}, {"start": 4541.099999999999, "end": 4541.54, "text": " Hear me?"}, {"start": 4543.98, "end": 4544.82, "text": " All right, chat."}, {"start": 4545.46, "end": 4550.0599999999995, "text": " We got some 80% beef,"}, {"start": 4550.86, "end": 4553.9, "text": " 10% beef organ."}, {"start": 4553.9, "end": 4554.94, "text": " We got beef liver,"}, {"start": 4554.9400000000005, "end": 4561.72, "text": " 10% bone, we got two turkey necks, some zucchini, two sardines, blueberries, green"}, {"start": 4561.72, "end": 4566.040000000001, "text": " tripe, so good for your dog, good for the digestive system, and an egg. Hopefully"}, {"start": 4566.040000000001, "end": 4571.64, "text": " Creed is in the mood for some food, this is, usually it'll be a little more than"}, {"start": 4571.64, "end": 4577.040000000001, "text": " this, but Creed cheated and had a pound of fucking meat earlier today and I had to"}, {"start": 4577.040000000001, "end": 4582.240000000001, "text": " stop it because I fucking out, I was doing this shit. So yeah, usually it'll be a little bit more meat."}, {"start": 4582.24, "end": 4587.96, "text": " Now it's if he's in the mood for food and if he's not in the mood for food umber will be gladly"}, {"start": 4588.5199999999995, "end": 4592.4, "text": " Eat this hopefully pretty boy. Where are you?"}, {"start": 4593.44, "end": 4595.44, "text": " pretty boy"}, {"start": 4596.4, "end": 4598.4, "text": " Pretty boy"}, {"start": 4599.5199999999995, "end": 4601.5199999999995, "text": " Hey, you"}, {"start": 4603.08, "end": 4605.08, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 4605.08, "end": 4607.639999999999, "text": " Yeah, hello food and all that shit. Yeah"}, {"start": 4609.0, "end": 4611.0, "text": " Can you come for me?"}, {"start": 4611.0, "end": 4615.0, "text": " Are you hungry pretty boy come create"}, {"start": 4623.0, "end": 4628.28, "text": " You hungry create I don't know if you're hungry if you're not hungry. It's okay. I'm gonna eat"}, {"start": 4629.32, "end": 4631.76, "text": " I'm gonna eat. I'll be right over here"}, {"start": 4632.84, "end": 4635.58, "text": " Don't pay me any mind. It's you and your food"}, {"start": 4635.58, "end": 4642.8, "text": " Don't pay me any mind creative. I know this camera doesn't as awkward for you. So you don't know what's going on"}, {"start": 4643.84, "end": 4647.34, "text": " Yes, mm-hmm sniff it out. I"}, {"start": 4649.7, "end": 4656.0199999999995, "text": " Know you don't like this you like to eat on your own you like what are these lights gang? I'm not fucking with this shit"}, {"start": 4660.26, "end": 4662.62, "text": " They're gonna take it from you you good baby boy"}, {"start": 4665.58, "end": 4680.84, "text": " I'm not it's okay. Yeah, I know I know this camera's a lights and she you don't like that shit. I know"}, {"start": 4682.12, "end": 4684.68, "text": " Oh, you're not used to it. You don't really care. You're just not used to it"}, {"start": 4755.58, "end": 4766.58, "text": " Thank you very much, you are such a full-time go-go, you deserve to be my friend, I am a full-time go-go."}, {"start": 4845.58, "end": 4870.58, "text": " I'm wondering if he's gonna leave that other shit."}, {"start": 4870.58, "end": 4887.4, "text": " Yeah, some of them sardines right there, but"}, {"start": 4917.400000000001, "end": 4919.400000000001, "text": " Oh yes."}, {"start": 4932.400000000001, "end": 4934.400000000001, "text": " He thought I wanted more turkey day."}, {"start": 4934.400000000001, "end": 4936.400000000001, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 4939.400000000001, "end": 4941.400000000001, "text": " And I've been taking food."}, {"start": 4943.400000000001, "end": 4945.400000000001, "text": " Can you do that, dude?"}, {"start": 4947.400000000001, "end": 4949.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4952.56, "end": 4954.56, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 4962.240000000001, "end": 4968.360000000001, "text": " Just why they're eating literally just easy as fuck this is weirded out because there's cameras and shit like I said"}, {"start": 4969.960000000001, "end": 4976.64, "text": " Boy good boy really why they just touch upon a facing shit and when they get older they don't do fuck"}, {"start": 4977.400000000001, "end": 4981.200000000001, "text": " What your fucking hand in the mouth when they got food man, okay?"}, {"start": 4983.320000000001, "end": 4986.240000000001, "text": " Now you can be in I caught my hand in my he's about nigga stop it"}, {"start": 4990.200000000001, "end": 4996.920000000001, "text": " Yeah, I know how you eat this shit game I know how you eat this shit bruh, but you eat it"}, {"start": 5026.92, "end": 5028.92, "text": " I think that's how it is now."}, {"start": 5032.92, "end": 5033.92, "text": " That is good."}, {"start": 5037.92, "end": 5039.92, "text": " He is a gentle gentleman."}, {"start": 5040.92, "end": 5041.92, "text": " He has no homegrown."}, {"start": 5042.92, "end": 5044.92, "text": " You know, you like to have no homegrown."}, {"start": 5045.92, "end": 5047.92, "text": " Yeah, you like to have no homegrown."}, {"start": 5086.92, "end": 5087.92, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 5087.92, "end": 5093.92, "text": " I think that's a good bit of egg."}, {"start": 5116.92, "end": 5123.92, "text": " I don't know why you're playing with it, she was like serenading that shit."}, {"start": 5176.92, "end": 5199.92, "text": " Well, the dogs didn't sing food yet, unless they go through phases, but some of them go"}, {"start": 5199.92, "end": 5203.92, "text": " through phases where they like turkey, or they like pork or something, or they like chicken,"}, {"start": 5203.92, "end": 5208.2, "text": " Or they never had a face would be there was a beat that's maybe playing is going like"}, {"start": 5209.52, "end": 5210.72, "text": " friendly"}, {"start": 5210.72, "end": 5212.96, "text": " Karma doesn't fuck with chicken. I'm like what?"}, {"start": 5214.24, "end": 5216.72, "text": " Then she's not like chicken. I don't worry about it. I"}, {"start": 5219.04, "end": 5221.04, "text": " Good great. Hey"}, {"start": 5227.28, "end": 5229.28, "text": " Come with just like me"}, {"start": 5233.92, "end": 5238.92, "text": " What I realized is that keeping up with the rock diet is so much money, bro."}, {"start": 5238.92, "end": 5240.92, "text": " The shit is damn great, man."}, {"start": 5240.92, "end": 5242.92, "text": " Going to the butcher was cheap, though."}, {"start": 5242.92, "end": 5243.92, "text": " Going to the cheap."}, {"start": 5243.92, "end": 5249.92, "text": " But getting like pre-made, um, 80-10-10?"}, {"start": 5249.92, "end": 5251.92, "text": " Yeah, it should be sometimes."}, {"start": 5251.92, "end": 5252.92, "text": " A lot."}, {"start": 5254.92, "end": 5255.92, "text": " They're gonna leave me the blue beard."}, {"start": 5255.92, "end": 5257.92, "text": " No, that's not food, gang."}, {"start": 5257.92, "end": 5259.92, "text": " They're gonna leave me the fucking beard."}, {"start": 5259.92, "end": 5262.92, "text": " Yo, he always leaves his goddamn blue beard."}, {"start": 5262.92, "end": 5267.92, "text": " Sometimes he will eat them seeds, but most days he leaves them almost."}, {"start": 5270.92, "end": 5273.92, "text": " He won't eat up that tripe, he won't eat up that turkey next to them."}, {"start": 5275.92, "end": 5280.92, "text": " Chats, should we do umbra 2 or do umbra off string and then get into reactions?"}, {"start": 5280.92, "end": 5281.92, "text": " Stuck in."}, {"start": 5284.92, "end": 5286.92, "text": " Got to get some veggies with the feet."}, {"start": 5286.92, "end": 5290.92, "text": " that"}, {"start": 5290.92, "end": 5293.92, "text": " number two, I stay with greed, I'm gonna start"}, {"start": 5293.92, "end": 5297.92, "text": " making a hunger shit"}, {"start": 5297.92, "end": 5300.92, "text": " at this point, this is where we have two cans"}, {"start": 5300.92, "end": 5303.92, "text": " watch greed from there, and then we're gonna make a shit"}, {"start": 5303.92, "end": 5306.92, "text": " put the can back on, uh, Gio"}, {"start": 5306.92, "end": 5316.92, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 5316.92, "end": 5318.92, "text": " How was it, Craig?"}, {"start": 5318.92, "end": 5320.92, "text": " How was it?"}, {"start": 5320.92, "end": 5322.92, "text": " You know what I'm gonna do?"}, {"start": 5322.92, "end": 5324.92, "text": " Something like that can do very soon."}, {"start": 5324.92, "end": 5326.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5326.92, "end": 5328.92, "text": " You know what I'm gonna do?"}, {"start": 5328.92, "end": 5330.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5330.92, "end": 5332.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5332.92, "end": 5334.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5334.92, "end": 5336.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5336.92, "end": 5338.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5338.92, "end": 5340.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5340.92, "end": 5342.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5342.92, "end": 5344.92, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5344.92, "end": 5346.92, "text": " I'm gonna hit some big hits."}, {"start": 5346.92, "end": 5349.92, "text": " I'm gonna hit some big hits."}, {"start": 5349.92, "end": 5353.92, "text": " I'm gonna hit some big hits inside of the meat."}, {"start": 5353.92, "end": 5355.92, "text": " You understand?"}, {"start": 5355.92, "end": 5357.92, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 5357.92, "end": 5359.92, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 5359.92, "end": 5361.92, "text": " This is basically a shot from all of this."}, {"start": 5361.92, "end": 5363.92, "text": " The corner of the back of the leg."}, {"start": 5363.92, "end": 5365.92, "text": " My hypocrite."}, {"start": 5365.92, "end": 5367.92, "text": " I ain't gonna lie. She got a little bit too much meat."}, {"start": 5367.92, "end": 5382.2, "text": " You fool oh just make a fool I got her I did give you a lot of food because you ate earlier"}, {"start": 5382.2, "end": 5397.08, "text": " today too game one point game"}, {"start": 5397.08, "end": 5400.28, "text": " to be the fourth quarter chat. We all got one in this game. We need Predix. We need Predix."}, {"start": 5402.28, "end": 5404.12, "text": " We need Predix overly, gang."}, {"start": 5409.4, "end": 5416.76, "text": " Oh, they make the crown scene. Hold it there. Your crown scene. Very bloody. I did that right. I"}, {"start": 5416.76, "end": 5419.32, "text": " did that right. Oh my God. Wemby. Was that Wemby?"}, {"start": 5419.32, "end": 5421.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5422.12, "end": 5428.799999999999, "text": " I want I look want to play at 80 80 that NBA season game chat. I'll be calm. I"}, {"start": 5429.759999999999, "end": 5431.759999999999, "text": " See niggas posting a screenshots and shit"}, {"start": 5432.799999999999, "end": 5434.799999999999, "text": " Bruster you just oh"}, {"start": 5437.679999999999, "end": 5439.679999999999, "text": " Hell no"}, {"start": 5441.4, "end": 5443.4, "text": " You won't go outside"}, {"start": 5443.400000000001, "end": 5445.400000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5445.400000000001, "end": 5448.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can't guarantee the camera on the outside."}, {"start": 5448.400000000001, "end": 5450.400000000001, "text": " Oh, he don't want to."}, {"start": 5450.400000000001, "end": 5452.400000000001, "text": " You want to go outside?"}, {"start": 5452.400000000001, "end": 5455.400000000001, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 5455.400000000001, "end": 5457.400000000001, "text": " On God, he don't want to go outside."}, {"start": 5457.400000000001, "end": 5459.400000000001, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 5459.400000000001, "end": 5461.400000000001, "text": " You're being weird."}, {"start": 5461.400000000001, "end": 5463.400000000001, "text": " If you can't get him out, it's if we start going from one point to another."}, {"start": 5463.400000000001, "end": 5464.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's straight."}, {"start": 5464.400000000001, "end": 5468.400000000001, "text": " We have to switch it over to Umbra anyway."}, {"start": 5468.400000000001, "end": 5471.400000000001, "text": " Or we might not do cam for Umbra."}, {"start": 5471.400000000001, "end": 5474.06, "text": " We're not gonna do GoPro cam for Umber actually."}, {"start": 5474.06, "end": 5475.320000000001, "text": " I have to take out the same type of stuff."}, {"start": 5475.320000000001, "end": 5476.400000000001, "text": " Nah, you are so good."}, {"start": 5476.400000000001, "end": 5480.64, "text": " We are not doing that cam for Umber."}, {"start": 5480.64, "end": 5483.240000000001, "text": " I had the 3D print back in like 30, 40."}, {"start": 5483.240000000001, "end": 5484.400000000001, "text": " Nah, you good, gang."}, {"start": 5484.400000000001, "end": 5485.920000000001, "text": " Yo, Colton's a fucking freak."}, {"start": 5485.920000000001, "end": 5489.84, "text": " He 3D printed a mount for Creed, gang."}, {"start": 5491.6, "end": 5494.500000000001, "text": " Creed, why does Creed look so worried right now?"}, {"start": 5495.76, "end": 5497.64, "text": " He's like, I feel like he got violated."}, {"start": 5497.64, "end": 5500.8, "text": " He's like, I just ate in front of thousands of people."}, {"start": 5500.8, "end": 5502.24, "text": " You gonna get a picture with you in the creed?"}, {"start": 5502.24, "end": 5503.320000000001, "text": " Yeah, come on, creed."}, {"start": 5505.04, "end": 5506.12, "text": " Why do you look so worried right now?"}, {"start": 5506.12, "end": 5508.24, "text": " Oh, I think, is it the thing on your neck?"}, {"start": 5508.24, "end": 5509.64, "text": " You want it off right now?"}, {"start": 5510.72, "end": 5512.360000000001, "text": " You don't need to have it on anymore."}, {"start": 5512.360000000001, "end": 5513.2, "text": " You do good."}, {"start": 5514.2, "end": 5515.400000000001, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 5515.400000000001, "end": 5518.0, "text": " You don't need to have it on anymore."}, {"start": 5518.0, "end": 5519.320000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5521.16, "end": 5522.400000000001, "text": " Yes, freedom."}, {"start": 5523.400000000001, "end": 5524.72, "text": " Freedom from the, that was the first time"}, {"start": 5524.72, "end": 5525.72, "text": " with a GoPro on chat."}, {"start": 5525.72, "end": 5527.08, "text": " You do good?"}, {"start": 5527.08, "end": 5530.6, "text": " That was the first time with a camera on his fucking neck."}, {"start": 5530.6, "end": 5533.6, "text": " Good boy, that's another thing I put a camera on that while you're eating."}, {"start": 5536.6, "end": 5537.6, "text": " Boy."}, {"start": 5538.6, "end": 5539.6, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 5540.6, "end": 5541.6, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 5546.6, "end": 5547.6, "text": " Alright, nigga."}, {"start": 5548.6, "end": 5550.6, "text": " Actually, let me get that bone broth real quick."}, {"start": 5552.6, "end": 5554.6, "text": " Did that right, did that right, did that right."}, {"start": 5555.6, "end": 5556.6, "text": " That's you!"}, {"start": 5560.6, "end": 5564.0, "text": " That's what I was thinking."}, {"start": 5564.0, "end": 5569.120000000001, "text": " But Umbra's more freaked out than Kree."}, {"start": 5569.120000000001, "end": 5574.120000000001, "text": " Umbra's more of like a, what the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 5574.120000000001, "end": 5575.64, "text": " Why are these cameras here?"}, {"start": 5575.64, "end": 5578.92, "text": " Kree is more of a, uh, this is not usually where I eat."}, {"start": 5578.92, "end": 5581.280000000001, "text": " I like eating outside."}, {"start": 5581.280000000001, "end": 5582.92, "text": " I don't like eating in the house."}, {"start": 5582.92, "end": 5584.96, "text": " Is this a prank?"}, {"start": 5584.96, "end": 5586.76, "text": " Kree boy, hold on."}, {"start": 5586.76, "end": 5590.120000000001, "text": " Put a camera on you."}, {"start": 5590.12, "end": 5592.12, "text": " I'mma get it."}, {"start": 5598.92, "end": 5600.92, "text": " Gorn, does that work?"}, {"start": 5601.64, "end": 5603.64, "text": " Does that work for you?"}, {"start": 5603.64, "end": 5605.64, "text": " If not, I'll get him to do it, I mean."}, {"start": 5609.8, "end": 5611.8, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 5614.68, "end": 5616.68, "text": " I'm busy!"}, {"start": 5617.16, "end": 5618.92, "text": " I'm busy!"}, {"start": 5618.92, "end": 5620.64, "text": " Hey, Y'all B."}, {"start": 5620.64, "end": 5622.64, "text": " Oh girl, girl, you're that thick."}, {"start": 5622.64, "end": 5624.36, "text": " I guess so, thick."}, {"start": 5624.36, "end": 5626.84, "text": " Mwah, mwah, mwah."}, {"start": 5626.84, "end": 5631.2, "text": " Mwah, mwah, mwah."}, {"start": 5631.2, "end": 5632.8, "text": " Once the GoPro works on her chat,"}, {"start": 5632.8, "end": 5634.68, "text": " I don't know if she's gonna fuck with it."}, {"start": 5637.96, "end": 5639.96, "text": " Let's see if she's gonna fuck with the GoPro."}, {"start": 5644.96, "end": 5647.96, "text": " All right, Lyle."}, {"start": 5647.96, "end": 5648.8, "text": " I'm busy."}, {"start": 5652.84, "end": 5653.68, "text": " I'm busy."}, {"start": 5653.68, "end": 5654.92, "text": " Stay still for me, honey."}, {"start": 5656.04, "end": 5657.76, "text": " She's like, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 5661.76, "end": 5665.16, "text": " What the hell are you, why is it so heavy?"}, {"start": 5665.16, "end": 5666.6, "text": " I'm put on the first latch."}, {"start": 5666.6, "end": 5668.04, "text": " Oh no, I'm put on second."}, {"start": 5669.64, "end": 5673.2, "text": " All right, if you're not fucking with it, I'll take it off."}, {"start": 5673.2, "end": 5674.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5674.04, "end": 5679.04, "text": " She's, I don't feel good, don't you feel good?"}, {"start": 5679.04, "end": 5680.04, "text": " You good on me?"}, {"start": 5680.04, "end": 5682.04, "text": " I mean, you good on me?"}, {"start": 5682.04, "end": 5683.04, "text": " You good on me?"}, {"start": 5683.04, "end": 5684.04, "text": " You good on me?"}, {"start": 5684.04, "end": 5686.04, "text": " Yeah, you good on me."}, {"start": 5686.04, "end": 5687.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5687.04, "end": 5690.04, "text": " I mean, I got some food for you."}, {"start": 5690.04, "end": 5692.04, "text": " Oh, let me clean up Creed's mess."}, {"start": 5692.04, "end": 5697.04, "text": " Can you just lift up that, um, she's gonna follow me."}, {"start": 5697.04, "end": 5700.04, "text": " Lift up Creed's shit, yeah."}, {"start": 5700.04, "end": 5707.04, "text": " I'm brah, I know you're confused, thank you, I know you're confused, umby."}, {"start": 5707.04, "end": 5716.04, "text": " It's time to eat, umby is he?"}, {"start": 5716.04, "end": 5727.04, "text": " Umby, she's smart though, she's sensing a setup, yeah, food, yeah, food umby, food umby,"}, {"start": 5727.04, "end": 5733.68, "text": " She's not fucking with it. She's like oh hell no"}, {"start": 5734.44, "end": 5736.44, "text": " Food unbeat. Come on. I'm busy"}, {"start": 5737.72, "end": 5739.72, "text": " Yes, right here"}, {"start": 5741.8, "end": 5743.8, "text": " Look"}, {"start": 5746.56, "end": 5752.68, "text": " Yeah, I know the camera yeah, it's your food. There's nothing wrong with it. It's the same one nothing wrong with it"}, {"start": 5754.28, "end": 5756.28, "text": " There's nothing wrong with it"}, {"start": 5757.76, "end": 5765.98, "text": " Big girl what what she's not fucking with the lights. I ain't gonna lie shit. Okay"}, {"start": 5768.56, "end": 5770.56, "text": " You want to eat off straight"}, {"start": 5771.8, "end": 5773.8, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 5777.32, "end": 5779.32, "text": " I'm gonna give you some time"}, {"start": 5779.32, "end": 5786.32, "text": " I need some time, if you don't eat, you eat up straight."}, {"start": 5795.24, "end": 5797.24, "text": " I'm beat."}, {"start": 5797.24, "end": 5799.24, "text": " Be easy."}, {"start": 5799.24, "end": 5802.24, "text": " Want some food?"}, {"start": 5802.24, "end": 5809.24, "text": " What happens, Colton, if we walk away from the road, we're going to be in trouble."}, {"start": 5809.32, "end": 5812.32, "text": " I'm gonna leave her alone with the GoPro camera."}, {"start": 5812.32, "end": 5814.32, "text": " You think she will eat?"}, {"start": 5814.32, "end": 5816.32, "text": " We got two cameras on."}, {"start": 5816.32, "end": 5817.32, "text": " Oh yeah, we don't even need her."}, {"start": 5817.32, "end": 5818.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5818.32, "end": 5822.32, "text": " Alright, let's walk away and see what she does when we're not watching her."}, {"start": 5822.32, "end": 5825.32, "text": " I really think it's a nice fucking life."}, {"start": 5825.32, "end": 5827.32, "text": " That's okay, I'll be."}, {"start": 5827.32, "end": 5829.32, "text": " You don't gotta eat if you don't want to."}, {"start": 5829.32, "end": 5830.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5830.32, "end": 5831.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5831.32, "end": 5832.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5832.32, "end": 5833.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5833.32, "end": 5834.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5834.32, "end": 5835.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5835.32, "end": 5836.32, "text": " She's not following me."}, {"start": 5836.32, "end": 5841.299999999999, "text": " Bumblebee, I ain't no frugit to eat there."}, {"start": 5841.299999999999, "end": 5842.799999999999, "text": " You eat whatever you want."}, {"start": 5842.799999999999, "end": 5849.28, "text": " I'mma leave it out in the living room for you, all right."}, {"start": 5849.28, "end": 5850.88, "text": " That's not, that's not the end of the game,"}, {"start": 5850.88, "end": 5853.5199999999995, "text": " it's just weird, you know."}, {"start": 5853.5199999999995, "end": 5855.36, "text": " Yeah, go ahead and do it."}, {"start": 5855.36, "end": 5857.16, "text": " She's like, she's the only one of my dogs"}, {"start": 5857.16, "end": 5859.12, "text": " that hasn't even loved Kate."}, {"start": 5859.12, "end": 5861.44, "text": " Everybody knows like, like Kate."}, {"start": 5861.44, "end": 5863.2, "text": " I mean they do, but not like us."}, {"start": 5863.2, "end": 5864.04, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5868.5199999999995, "end": 5870.5199999999995, "text": " That's a safe spot, she fuzzled it."}, {"start": 5879.28, "end": 5883.28, "text": " She loves her kitty, bro."}, {"start": 5883.28, "end": 5889.28, "text": " Yeah, shit."}, {"start": 5889.28, "end": 5894.28, "text": " 87.7?"}, {"start": 5894.28, "end": 5897.28, "text": " You like?"}, {"start": 5897.28, "end": 5899.28, "text": " Still weird."}, {"start": 5899.28, "end": 5901.28, "text": " I see the camera."}, {"start": 5901.28, "end": 5903.28, "text": " You're not fooling me."}, {"start": 5903.28, "end": 5905.28, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna go finish my stream."}, {"start": 5905.28, "end": 5907.28, "text": " I'm gonna leave you alone."}, {"start": 5907.28, "end": 5918.4, "text": " stream I'm gonna leave you with your food you finish it when you want I am be"}, {"start": 5918.4, "end": 5923.0, "text": " I'm gonna finish my stream okay but I think I see this game though Colton I"}, {"start": 5923.0, "end": 5926.759999999999, "text": " think gotta see this game though Colton Chad do we watch party this"}, {"start": 5926.76, "end": 5933.92, "text": " fourth quarter yeah do we watch party this fourth quarter I'm working to run"}, {"start": 5933.92, "end": 5942.2, "text": " around with the yes yo chat it is nine minutes left to the fourth quarter 80 79"}, {"start": 5942.2, "end": 5947.2, "text": " oh no where's the volume"}, {"start": 5947.2, "end": 5954.48, "text": " Echo of doom all of the echo from the gopro probably"}, {"start": 5958.5599999999995, "end": 5961.32, "text": " Yeah, if you see her eating or something Jill you could turn it on"}, {"start": 5963.28, "end": 5966.66, "text": " 83 81 cat with the rock"}, {"start": 5966.66, "end": 5974.42, "text": " Oh, gee, us."}, {"start": 5974.42, "end": 5977.42, "text": " Oh, that dick is hooping."}, {"start": 5977.42, "end": 5979.0599999999995, "text": " That dick is hooping."}, {"start": 5979.0599999999995, "end": 5980.18, "text": " That dick is hooping."}, {"start": 5994.0599999999995, "end": 5995.5, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 5995.5, "end": 5997.42, "text": " Chat, what is happening?"}, {"start": 5997.42, "end": 5999.5, "text": " Yo, they are hooping."}, {"start": 5999.5, "end": 6000.3, "text": " Wait, is she in?"}, {"start": 6010.74, "end": 6012.14, "text": " Your blanket's in your food, huh?"}, {"start": 6025.5, "end": 6027.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6031.42, "end": 6033.42, "text": " Good oh"}, {"start": 6034.66, "end": 6037.5, "text": " My god, there was a helicopter if he hits that"}, {"start": 6041.78, "end": 6045.22, "text": " Chat oh my my board get that fucking board"}, {"start": 6046.78, "end": 6052.58, "text": " Just can't whooping this game. Oh my god. Good. Hey, what what I think was terrified that it was scared"}, {"start": 6055.5, "end": 6063.5, "text": " She's not hungry. I guess no, she's being weird. She's looking she's anxious"}, {"start": 6064.06, "end": 6066.06, "text": " This is all for schedule"}, {"start": 6066.78, "end": 6068.94, "text": " They usually finish eating by five p.m. Bro"}, {"start": 6070.7, "end": 6074.98, "text": " Cat is hooping cat going crazy. What about brunson was bustle hoping"}, {"start": 6079.9, "end": 6083.7, "text": " Yo, I'm bro face the screen real quick I'm busy"}, {"start": 6085.5, "end": 6088.5, "text": " What's up on here?"}, {"start": 6088.5, "end": 6089.5, "text": " Baby girl."}, {"start": 6095.5, "end": 6099.5, "text": " Hey, hey, you got raw meat on your face."}, {"start": 6099.5, "end": 6101.5, "text": " And your breath."}, {"start": 6101.5, "end": 6103.5, "text": " You understand me?"}, {"start": 6108.5, "end": 6111.5, "text": " You just want kisses, bro."}, {"start": 6111.5, "end": 6113.5, "text": " Nobody understands you, bro."}, {"start": 6113.5, "end": 6116.5, "text": " and you don't"}, {"start": 6116.5, "end": 6116.98, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 6116.98, "end": 6123.98, "text": " eighty six eighty four i think right that"}, {"start": 6124.06, "end": 6125.46, "text": " oh yeah yes but"}, {"start": 6125.46, "end": 6128.46, "text": " nobody understands i'm busy"}, {"start": 6128.46, "end": 6135.46, "text": " four"}, {"start": 6135.46, "end": 6141.3, "text": " What's that what's the score chat 86 86 actually"}, {"start": 6158.2, "end": 6161.88, "text": " Yes, baby, yes, baby"}, {"start": 6165.46, "end": 6168.46, "text": " 86, 30, wait, what?"}, {"start": 6174.46, "end": 6177.46, "text": " Umbra, keep the cam on the TV."}, {"start": 6180.46, "end": 6182.46, "text": " No, you don't need to do that, Umbra."}, {"start": 6186.46, "end": 6188.46, "text": " You don't need to do that, Umbra."}, {"start": 6191.46, "end": 6194.46, "text": " I have a weird feeling she needs to shit, though."}, {"start": 6194.46, "end": 6218.86, "text": " So I'm gonna let her go outside, no cap."}, {"start": 6218.86, "end": 6222.86, "text": " Take this camera off."}, {"start": 6222.860000000001, "end": 6225.660000000001, "text": " GoPro camera off the screen, uh, Gio."}, {"start": 6231.360000000001, "end": 6232.660000000001, "text": " Gigi!"}, {"start": 6233.460000000001, "end": 6236.660000000001, "text": " Gigi! Frozen bot, bro. I'm a thinker, bro."}, {"start": 6236.660000000001, "end": 6238.360000000001, "text": " I be having to think sometimes and shit."}, {"start": 6238.960000000001, "end": 6239.960000000001, "text": " What you talkin' about?"}, {"start": 6242.460000000001, "end": 6243.56, "text": " It's be easy."}, {"start": 6245.460000000001, "end": 6246.860000000001, "text": " Wanna create a gun side? Create."}, {"start": 6247.960000000001, "end": 6249.660000000001, "text": " Alright, you can put the GoPro camera on."}, {"start": 6249.66, "end": 6254.66, "text": " I want to see I want to see what she does on her."}, {"start": 6254.66, "end": 6255.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6255.66, "end": 6256.66, "text": " What's out here?"}, {"start": 6256.66, "end": 6257.66, "text": " Remember?"}, {"start": 6257.66, "end": 6259.66, "text": " Is this connected to the Wi-Fi?"}, {"start": 6259.66, "end": 6260.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6260.66, "end": 6262.66, "text": " Can they see out here?"}, {"start": 6262.66, "end": 6264.66, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 6264.66, "end": 6267.66, "text": " Yeah, we can."}, {"start": 6267.66, "end": 6270.66, "text": " Yeah, y'all can see out here?"}, {"start": 6270.66, "end": 6292.18, "text": " I'm busy come on Brunson only one more oh it's probably gonna start I want to see"}, {"start": 6292.18, "end": 6293.46, "text": " how far it goes without it."}, {"start": 6296.900000000001, "end": 6297.9800000000005, "text": " What is she doing?"}, {"start": 6299.18, "end": 6301.14, "text": " What is she doing, bro?"}, {"start": 6301.14, "end": 6303.06, "text": " Cree gonna steal her food."}, {"start": 6303.06, "end": 6304.42, "text": " That's why I had a wife in the house,"}, {"start": 6304.42, "end": 6307.860000000001, "text": " no key, out of what, I don't know."}, {"start": 6312.38, "end": 6314.22, "text": " Bro, she don't want to pee."}, {"start": 6314.22, "end": 6315.3, "text": " I'm gonna leave you outside alone."}, {"start": 6315.3, "end": 6317.14, "text": " Go inside for a moment."}, {"start": 6317.14, "end": 6319.38, "text": " I'm gonna leave her outside for a little minute."}, {"start": 6319.38, "end": 6320.22, "text": " See what she do."}, {"start": 6322.18, "end": 6324.18, "text": " Leave the GoPro cam on, Theo."}, {"start": 6336.18, "end": 6339.18, "text": " Chad, give me the UBRA updates. Tell me what you do."}, {"start": 6340.18, "end": 6341.18, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 6343.18, "end": 6344.18, "text": " Describe her thoughts."}, {"start": 6348.18, "end": 6350.18, "text": " Let her in. She want to be letting?"}, {"start": 6352.18, "end": 6356.820000000001, "text": " I let her in like two minutes."}, {"start": 6356.820000000001, "end": 6359.02, "text": " I let her in two minutes and then..."}, {"start": 6359.02, "end": 6360.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6360.02, "end": 6370.18, "text": " Is she barking at Gaia?"}, {"start": 6370.18, "end": 6375.18, "text": " Is she fading with Gaia?"}, {"start": 6375.18, "end": 6377.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6380.38, "end": 6382.38, "text": " Gail egg"}, {"start": 6385.06, "end": 6387.06, "text": " He leaving"}, {"start": 6388.5, "end": 6390.5, "text": " Where's the gate open? Oh"}, {"start": 6395.02, "end": 6397.02, "text": " Oh, oh you"}, {"start": 6397.02, "end": 6401.02, "text": " Chew, don't scare me like that, chat."}, {"start": 6401.02, "end": 6403.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6403.02, "end": 6405.02, "text": " Yo, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 6405.02, "end": 6407.02, "text": " Yo, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 6407.02, "end": 6409.02, "text": " Yo, she just opened a note."}, {"start": 6409.02, "end": 6411.02, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 6427.02, "end": 6434.02, "text": " She's making her escape."}, {"start": 6434.02, "end": 6443.02, "text": " Oh, go back."}, {"start": 6443.02, "end": 6448.02, "text": " Oh, Josh, her."}, {"start": 6448.02, "end": 6451.02, "text": " Jaylin, so crafty."}, {"start": 6451.02, "end": 6453.02, "text": " He's too crafty, Chad."}, {"start": 6453.02, "end": 6455.580000000001, "text": " He, yo yo, this face is going crazy."}, {"start": 6471.02, "end": 6476.540000000001, "text": " Alright, since guys in heat, the girlies always fight when one of them is in heat, gang, and one of them horny."}, {"start": 6477.740000000001, "end": 6479.900000000001, "text": " Where's she looking at? What's she looking at?"}, {"start": 6479.900000000001, "end": 6480.780000000001, "text": " She's at the door."}, {"start": 6483.780000000001, "end": 6487.580000000001, "text": " Bro one of them's on her their period gang they ain't he can shit shit's bad"}, {"start": 6487.780000000001, "end": 6492.200000000001, "text": " They get the fainting do not let the girlies on each other when they on the period chat when they"}, {"start": 6502.9800000000005, "end": 6504.9800000000005, "text": " She wanted to smoke"}, {"start": 6504.9800000000005, "end": 6523.06, "text": " I don't know how I feel about that bar again she just she just you watch his acting debut"}, {"start": 6523.06, "end": 6524.06, "text": " on God."}, {"start": 6524.06, "end": 6535.06, "text": " Creed is birthing a bark, bro."}, {"start": 6535.06, "end": 6543.660000000001, "text": " Wait, is there audio on or not?"}, {"start": 6543.660000000001, "end": 6546.3, "text": " I'm not saying to turn on or off or not, I just want to know."}, {"start": 6546.3, "end": 6548.3, "text": " There's the GoPro audio on."}, {"start": 6555.58, "end": 6558.24, "text": " No, you don't need to have it on there because they just barked him."}, {"start": 6563.14, "end": 6565.14, "text": " No, I don't watch it. I've been watching it."}, {"start": 6565.5, "end": 6569.18, "text": " Keep running to the door. It's just the GoPro press in the corner."}, {"start": 6569.18, "end": 6571.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6573.62, "end": 6577.1, "text": " Yeah, I got your daughter you want I want them to hear that to turn out of your"}, {"start": 6578.1, "end": 6584.34, "text": " Brother that's her sister on the other side of the door sisters and he and whatever the girls dogs are he they're almost good crazy"}, {"start": 6584.34, "end": 6587.5, "text": " They just hate each other. I got to keep them separate"}, {"start": 6590.14, "end": 6592.14, "text": " Preaches watching creatures"}, {"start": 6592.820000000001, "end": 6596.14, "text": " Preaches do whatever his bitch wanted to with this bitch is barking. He's our bar home, bro"}, {"start": 6596.14, "end": 6600.3, "text": " Pre-descent low key and low top he performed it I go a lot sometimes"}, {"start": 6601.860000000001, "end": 6604.22, "text": " This is umbra parking that I'm parking with your baby"}, {"start": 6611.9400000000005, "end": 6613.9400000000005, "text": " You get a raise baby"}, {"start": 6626.14, "end": 6631.14, "text": " I'm easy."}, {"start": 6631.14, "end": 6633.14, "text": " Why you people with your sister?"}, {"start": 6633.14, "end": 6635.14, "text": " Hold on, there's food out."}, {"start": 6635.14, "end": 6637.14, "text": " Hey little lady, why you people with your sister?"}, {"start": 6637.14, "end": 6638.14, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 6638.14, "end": 6642.14, "text": " Oh, my fault."}, {"start": 6642.14, "end": 6645.14, "text": " Why you people with your sister, umbra?"}, {"start": 6645.14, "end": 6649.14, "text": " She's on her period."}, {"start": 6649.14, "end": 6651.14, "text": " She's only, she's trying to get fucked,"}, {"start": 6651.14, "end": 6652.14, "text": " but you can't, you can't,"}, {"start": 6652.14, "end": 6653.14, "text": " I know she got attitude,"}, {"start": 6653.14, "end": 6654.14, "text": " can't be barking at her bro,"}, {"start": 6654.14, "end": 6655.14, "text": " she's in heat."}, {"start": 6655.14, "end": 6659.04, "text": " She appeared as Annie and she tried to go crazy. I know you smell the hormones"}, {"start": 6659.04, "end": 6662.02, "text": " I know you said it's not a firm old, but you got to let her rock bruh"}, {"start": 6663.3, "end": 6665.3, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 6665.3, "end": 6666.9400000000005, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 6666.9400000000005, "end": 6668.9400000000005, "text": " That's what I asked for"}, {"start": 6675.58, "end": 6678.1, "text": " Let's go free boy. We do not want to go back up"}, {"start": 6685.14, "end": 6692.14, "text": " All right, what do you want to do?"}, {"start": 6692.14, "end": 6698.14, "text": " Come here, come here, come here pretty boy."}, {"start": 6698.14, "end": 6702.14, "text": " Wait, Colton, commentate the game."}, {"start": 6702.14, "end": 6706.14, "text": " Oh shit, come here."}, {"start": 6706.14, "end": 6710.14, "text": " I don't know, they're arguing about something."}, {"start": 6710.14, "end": 6717.14, "text": " Oh shit, Colton reacts, hold on."}, {"start": 6717.14, "end": 6728.14, "text": " I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 6728.14, "end": 6729.14, "text": " Chad, what happened?"}, {"start": 6729.14, "end": 6730.14, "text": " Why are they, uh..."}, {"start": 6730.14, "end": 6731.14, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 6731.14, "end": 6732.14, "text": " What's happening today?"}, {"start": 6732.14, "end": 6733.14, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 6733.14, "end": 6734.14, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 6734.14, "end": 6736.62, "text": " Oh, it's like a foul thing, Karuna."}, {"start": 6736.62, "end": 6737.62, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 6741.9400000000005, "end": 6742.46, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6742.46, "end": 6744.9800000000005, "text": " Everyone is just telling me to get naked."}, {"start": 6744.9800000000005, "end": 6746.1, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6746.1, "end": 6748.62, "text": " Oh, a fan ran onto this, onto the court."}, {"start": 6748.62, "end": 6749.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6749.12, "end": 6750.22, "text": " Look at him!"}, {"start": 6750.22, "end": 6752.1, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6752.1, "end": 6753.38, "text": " It's our streak."}, {"start": 6753.38, "end": 6754.740000000001, "text": " We got a streak this year."}, {"start": 6754.740000000001, "end": 6756.42, "text": " No, I mean, he was in a suit."}, {"start": 6756.42, "end": 6758.34, "text": " I mean, at least he looked good."}, {"start": 6758.34, "end": 6761.42, "text": " But that's crazy."}, {"start": 6761.42, "end": 6762.58, "text": " Game one of the finals."}, {"start": 6764.14, "end": 6775.22, "text": " It's been nuts. It's been nuts that people fucking do that. They're like, oh, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 6775.22, "end": 6784.34, "text": " go get five seconds of fame to never be at any game ever again in my life. And then there's"}, {"start": 6784.34, "end": 6786.9800000000005, "text": " There's also people that do it naked."}, {"start": 6788.4800000000005, "end": 6791.12, "text": " And it's like you're never, no one will ever see that."}, {"start": 6791.12, "end": 6793.68, "text": " Yeah, isn't that what, that's what, that's Shrieking right?"}, {"start": 6793.68, "end": 6794.360000000001, "text": " Shrieking?"}, {"start": 6794.360000000001, "end": 6795.68, "text": " Yeah, Shrieking is naked."}, {"start": 6796.42, "end": 6798.24, "text": " Oh my God, I can't believe it!"}, {"start": 6798.24, "end": 6799.04, "text": " You ever done that?"}, {"start": 6799.6, "end": 6800.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6800.26, "end": 6800.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6801.32, "end": 6802.04, "text": " Have you?"}, {"start": 6803.42, "end": 6804.34, "text": " Have you?"}, {"start": 6804.34, "end": 6806.68, "text": " It's about like 80k on tickets too by the way."}, {"start": 6808.12, "end": 6809.96, "text": " Has, have you not seen it?"}, {"start": 6809.96, "end": 6810.46, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6811.2, "end": 6812.4800000000005, "text": " It was that one, bro!"}, {"start": 6814.34, "end": 6824.34, "text": " I mean, I went to college."}, {"start": 6824.34, "end": 6840.34, "text": " He's like, now he's stuck, now he's stuck, now he's stuck."}, {"start": 6840.34, "end": 6842.34, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6842.34, "end": 6844.34, "text": " He got stuck!"}, {"start": 6844.34, "end": 6846.34, "text": " Pull him into college?"}, {"start": 6846.34, "end": 6848.34, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 6848.34, "end": 6852.34, "text": " I finished my associates and I dropped out during my bachelor's year."}, {"start": 6852.34, "end": 6858.34, "text": " Because I went to school for production and I was already working at a production company."}, {"start": 6858.34, "end": 6862.34, "text": " So there was literally no reason for me to finish."}, {"start": 6862.34, "end": 6866.34, "text": " Pause. Hold on. Finish school. Finish school."}, {"start": 6866.34, "end": 6872.34, "text": " Pause. Hold on. Finish school. Finish school. That's what I meant."}, {"start": 6873.34, "end": 6874.34, "text": " Greg?"}, {"start": 6875.34, "end": 6876.34, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 6880.34, "end": 6883.34, "text": " Damn. You guys have the same brain."}, {"start": 6885.34, "end": 6886.34, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 6889.34, "end": 6891.34, "text": " You already said? You already said?"}, {"start": 6892.34, "end": 6895.34, "text": " That's what I said bro! I said I like to stay pussy bro!"}, {"start": 6895.34, "end": 6897.02, "text": " Oh, that's the, that's the tripe."}, {"start": 6897.02, "end": 6899.58, "text": " I usually cut it outside so you don't smell it."}, {"start": 6899.58, "end": 6900.92, "text": " That's a green tripe."}, {"start": 6900.92, "end": 6902.42, "text": " Where's the rest of it?"}, {"start": 6902.42, "end": 6903.26, "text": " The what?"}, {"start": 6904.860000000001, "end": 6907.46, "text": " Oh, you got nigga, you need some crystal hot sauce."}, {"start": 6907.46, "end": 6908.66, "text": " They gonna say you need some crystal."}, {"start": 6908.66, "end": 6910.58, "text": " You got hooks, you got hooks."}, {"start": 6910.58, "end": 6913.12, "text": " No, no, you got, what time is it?"}, {"start": 6914.14, "end": 6915.58, "text": " I got it before it's over."}, {"start": 6915.58, "end": 6918.06, "text": " You got pollo, you got pollo?"}, {"start": 6918.06, "end": 6919.14, "text": " Nigga needs some crystal, nigga,"}, {"start": 6919.14, "end": 6919.9800000000005, "text": " love him some crystal."}, {"start": 6919.9800000000005, "end": 6921.58, "text": " I don't know, it should be in them."}, {"start": 6925.34, "end": 6931.5, "text": " Yeah, right after this we got shit to react to but I'm sorry. I gotta see how this game ends for"}, {"start": 6932.06, "end": 6934.26, "text": " Four and a half minutes left. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 6940.7, "end": 6943.66, "text": " When be just be doing his one be shit sometimes bro like"}, {"start": 6947.14, "end": 6949.14, "text": " Then it is not real"}, {"start": 6949.14, "end": 6959.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm one game off GM chat on rivals."}, {"start": 6959.14, "end": 6962.860000000001, "text": " Oh, umber come here."}, {"start": 6962.860000000001, "end": 6964.54, "text": " Was her thing on?"}, {"start": 6964.54, "end": 6967.42, "text": " Was her GoPro on?"}, {"start": 6967.42, "end": 6972.26, "text": " Okay, good, because she would have leased everything."}, {"start": 6972.26, "end": 6976.22, "text": " She just opened some shipping boxes just now."}, {"start": 6976.22, "end": 6977.22, "text": " It's dead or something?"}, {"start": 6977.22, "end": 6978.22, "text": " Just keep it off."}, {"start": 6978.22, "end": 6980.54, "text": " No, it's still on, let's do it."}, {"start": 6980.54, "end": 6982.54, "text": " Or I'll turn it."}, {"start": 6996.46, "end": 7000.22, "text": " Oh, oh, Megalo saved by the battery."}, {"start": 7000.22, "end": 7002.22, "text": " We don't care about rivals, get on Val."}, {"start": 7006.06, "end": 7008.06, "text": " Yeah, that's a good lock."}, {"start": 7008.22, "end": 7011.14, "text": " Deadlock yo, I've talked deadlock in three months"}, {"start": 7012.900000000001, "end": 7017.42, "text": " Please watch that Lego video. Alright chat. This is a Lego video Geo time out. So should we watch that?"}, {"start": 7020.14, "end": 7022.18, "text": " We're gonna double o7 tonight. Yes, of course"}, {"start": 7024.5, "end": 7030.14, "text": " Play the 82 no game. I bet I'm gonna play that after this game bro. It's insane. I'm gonna watch that shit"}, {"start": 7038.22, "end": 7040.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7051.02, "end": 7058.16, "text": " Check game back on game back on game back on check"}, {"start": 7068.22, "end": 7073.22, "text": " Yo, okay"}, {"start": 7085.3, "end": 7091.38, "text": " Yo, bro chill, but we yo one be we're going for for gold legacy runs you we can't have clips like that"}, {"start": 7092.38, "end": 7094.38, "text": " Because you don't hate this. Oh"}, {"start": 7094.7, "end": 7096.7, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 7096.7, "end": 7102.58, "text": " yo one be yo one be one be one be one be one be one be one be one be bro like a"}, {"start": 7102.58, "end": 7106.26, "text": " fucking crumb right now bro chill bro"}, {"start": 7106.66, "end": 7115.599999999999, "text": " yo yo yo bro chill when we we can't yet we can't let cook like that get off"}, {"start": 7115.6, "end": 7127.0, "text": " off bruh. You can't let that get off bruh. He absorbed Chet's powers."}, {"start": 7127.0, "end": 7134.120000000001, "text": " Join Senna's tournament, that one's hard because I don't think I'm gonna be here that weekend."}, {"start": 7134.120000000001, "end": 7138.84, "text": " I actually might be out of town. If it's the day before, yes, if you could do it on the"}, {"start": 7138.84, "end": 7140.84, "text": " 11th on god on there"}, {"start": 7146.8, "end": 7153.02, "text": " Rage you looked chopped when you were holding Creed's food. Can you look at toward camera and look cute?"}, {"start": 7156.2, "end": 7158.56, "text": " All right, we'll get another thumbnail after bro"}, {"start": 7168.84, "end": 7170.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7178.64, "end": 7182.0, "text": " Let's out of the floor open they're open brother. That's good D"}, {"start": 7186.88, "end": 7193.18, "text": " Wemby do something sexy with it. You got a dog you Wemby. Come on Wemby the ball back"}, {"start": 7193.18, "end": 7198.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, take towns. He's soft. He's soft. So they say at one"}, {"start": 7207.26, "end": 7209.26, "text": " No, he put his thing on his back"}, {"start": 7210.9400000000005, "end": 7214.84, "text": " He put his thing of towns on his back like this too. He was just like this on his back. Oh"}, {"start": 7214.84, "end": 7216.84, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 7219.4800000000005, "end": 7221.4800000000005, "text": " This is ah"}, {"start": 7222.12, "end": 7224.28, "text": " Fuck foul law"}, {"start": 7225.84, "end": 7227.84, "text": " You be saw look on be easy"}, {"start": 7229.64, "end": 7231.64, "text": " She's anxious right now I wonder why"}, {"start": 7237.88, "end": 7240.72, "text": " Queen Queen um B. I'm busy"}, {"start": 7241.88, "end": 7244.08, "text": " I'm busy. Hey Queen"}, {"start": 7244.84, "end": 7246.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7257.52, "end": 7260.2, "text": " One point game check one point game"}, {"start": 7274.84, "end": 7277.24, "text": " Wait, my TV just lagged, what the hell was that?"}, {"start": 7277.24, "end": 7278.08, "text": " Us, us."}, {"start": 7278.08, "end": 7279.8, "text": " Try, oh, sit back."}, {"start": 7283.8, "end": 7285.62, "text": " Wait, am I, do I low key want the nix?"}, {"start": 7285.62, "end": 7286.46, "text": " Why do I want the nix?"}, {"start": 7286.46, "end": 7287.58, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7287.58, "end": 7290.26, "text": " Am I catching myself rooting for the nix on Act Like?"}, {"start": 7290.26, "end": 7291.1, "text": " Without even,"}, {"start": 7292.1, "end": 7293.4400000000005, "text": " right now we need goat legacy stories"}, {"start": 7293.4400000000005, "end": 7294.28, "text": " going on here with Wumbie."}, {"start": 7294.28, "end": 7295.28, "text": " We can't, and New York fans"}, {"start": 7295.28, "end": 7297.08, "text": " that are gonna be unsufferable if they win."}, {"start": 7298.18, "end": 7299.02, "text": " Make a thought here."}, {"start": 7299.02, "end": 7302.08, "text": " Oh my God, Josh Hart is a fucking demon."}, {"start": 7302.08, "end": 7304.18, "text": " Was he out of bounds low key chat or no?"}, {"start": 7304.84, "end": 7325.38, "text": " That's a good pass, Darren."}, {"start": 7325.38, "end": 7327.96, "text": " Oh, I left the board."}, {"start": 7327.96, "end": 7331.28, "text": " Oh, my God, one beat so long."}, {"start": 7331.28, "end": 7333.56, "text": " He's so long."}, {"start": 7333.56, "end": 7336.68, "text": " He might be the longest nigga I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7336.68, "end": 7338.400000000001, "text": " That nigga reached bat like right here."}, {"start": 7338.400000000001, "end": 7358.88, "text": " That was a terrible pass bro."}, {"start": 7358.88, "end": 7359.88, "text": " Pause?"}, {"start": 7359.88, "end": 7363.320000000001, "text": " Pause what?"}, {"start": 7363.32, "end": 7367.599999999999, "text": " She generally needs it. I can tell what she's you need a shit. You're panting"}, {"start": 7369.0, "end": 7371.62, "text": " But you don't want to be outside you got to choose one game"}, {"start": 7379.2, "end": 7381.2, "text": " For a girls never know what they want bro"}, {"start": 7382.92, "end": 7389.84, "text": " She wants the shit, but she doesn't want to be outside you have to choose one and to be inside and uncomfortable or outside"}, {"start": 7389.84, "end": 7391.84, "text": " And shit, but you don't be outside"}, {"start": 7393.32, "end": 7401.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, there's water in it"}, {"start": 7401.599999999999, "end": 7408.84, "text": " Actually, I'm gonna take the GoPro off you honey"}, {"start": 7408.84, "end": 7411.44, "text": " Probably not fucking with it"}, {"start": 7411.44, "end": 7416.92, "text": " There you go"}, {"start": 7416.92, "end": 7417.92, "text": " You're free"}, {"start": 7417.92, "end": 7419.42, "text": " You're free"}, {"start": 7449.42, "end": 7460.06, "text": " when we want it chat when we want it oh my god that screen was crumb yo Josh"}, {"start": 7460.06, "end": 7465.3, "text": " heart red snagger"}, {"start": 7468.86, "end": 7478.9400000000005, "text": " Jaylin we got the double on Jaylin Bronson oh my god I was about to say I was"}, {"start": 7478.9400000000005, "end": 7481.580000000001, "text": " about to say he ain't a little confident when he even had the ball I ain't gonna"}, {"start": 7481.580000000001, "end": 7494.660000000001, "text": " lie. Oh yeah this is a good game one say I ain't gonna lie. How much one be got?"}, {"start": 7495.500000000001, "end": 7499.900000000001, "text": " Gellar brothers should be attached for any small guard gang he not small in"}, {"start": 7499.900000000001, "end": 7507.22, "text": " real life but like compared to his opponents yes gang. That nigga so crafty"}, {"start": 7507.22, "end": 7513.900000000001, "text": " Bro, he's he's what he's up there with the best of them. He's up there with the tallest nigga in the league whooping the fuck"}, {"start": 7516.5, "end": 7518.5, "text": " Call him an ass"}, {"start": 7521.26, "end": 7524.5, "text": " Do he look like Google nigga y'all is my AI brain"}, {"start": 7537.22, "end": 7550.22, "text": " Oh my God, Wemby, oh, they're using that in your clips."}, {"start": 7550.22, "end": 7551.780000000001, "text": " Oh my God, that's in your legacy."}, {"start": 7551.780000000001, "end": 7553.780000000001, "text": " Bro, Wemby, you're on goat trajectory."}, {"start": 7553.780000000001, "end": 7557.860000000001, "text": " Every little mistake you do is about to be highlighted, gang."}, {"start": 7557.860000000001, "end": 7563.46, "text": " They can give it a ball off his foot."}, {"start": 7563.46, "end": 7565.780000000001, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 7565.78, "end": 7574.98, "text": " Kaleigh step through oh my god he's slipping and slipping he's slipping on"}, {"start": 7574.98, "end": 7582.66, "text": " semen he gonna hit that too ah Wemby Wemby would have hit that against a"}, {"start": 7582.66, "end": 7599.94, "text": " fucking thunder though. Oh my God, Nick Spence, celebrate tonight. This is a great steel."}, {"start": 7599.94, "end": 7607.18, "text": " This was a great steel gang. Now imagine the garden one be I hope you ready for the garden"}, {"start": 7607.18, "end": 7612.38, "text": " game this shit can't fly they gonna make sure they're gonna let you hear it out"}, {"start": 7612.38, "end": 7616.06, "text": " there in the garden but if you really got that dog in them if you really got"}, {"start": 7616.06, "end": 7623.860000000001, "text": " that dog the garden the noise gonna amp them up will amplify him no cap"}, {"start": 7624.54, "end": 7628.9800000000005, "text": " good good good good garden how much of a gun dropping in the garden in a game"}, {"start": 7628.9800000000005, "end": 7637.22, "text": " seven lights the brightest lights game seven NBA finals in the garden every"}, {"start": 7637.22, "end": 7643.34, "text": " celebrity in the front row generally and I got bloodlust though I know y'all"}, {"start": 7643.34, "end": 7649.3, "text": " things you're like I got blood like I got I got lust like I'm on demon time in"}, {"start": 7649.3, "end": 7652.18, "text": " bro. Healthy me."}, {"start": 7657.14, "end": 7659.26, "text": " Deere. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 7659.46, "end": 7660.62, "text": " Lay that bitch."}, {"start": 7669.26, "end": 7671.66, "text": " Rage is Tim. Who the fuck is Tim?"}, {"start": 7672.02, "end": 7673.34, "text": " Twenty six left the game, Chad."}, {"start": 7673.34, "end": 7674.54, "text": " It's pretty much over, right?"}, {"start": 7675.42, "end": 7676.1, "text": " Is it over?"}, {"start": 7679.3, "end": 7695.5, "text": " Rage is mad lustful. No I'm not. Come the fuck on. Yo, Juju, you're, this is actually"}, {"start": 7695.5, "end": 7701.22, "text": " from New York. Juju has not watched a single Knicks game this whole season. Every Knicks"}, {"start": 7701.22, "end": 7705.9800000000005, "text": " fan that you go see, all your homies, they haven't watched a single Knicks game this"}, {"start": 7705.9800000000005, "end": 7713.34, "text": " whole season game. If Phantom, he had never watched in this game this whole season. Tyler,"}, {"start": 7713.34, "end": 7717.820000000001, "text": " I hope he don't. He only watched LeBron games this season game. You feel me?"}, {"start": 7720.620000000001, "end": 7724.46, "text": " Sukiyan watch a single next game. I promise you."}, {"start": 7724.46, "end": 7731.46, "text": " Venom we added to one that's how I react to a game if I was getting paid to do it too"}, {"start": 7731.46, "end": 7734.46, "text": " and they go fuck yourself up."}, {"start": 7734.46, "end": 7736.46, "text": " Venom!"}, {"start": 7736.46, "end": 7738.46, "text": " That's been so nice."}, {"start": 7738.46, "end": 7744.46, "text": " Mine's as nice as fuck, bro."}, {"start": 7744.46, "end": 7747.46, "text": " Is this still keep going for the spurs?"}, {"start": 7747.46, "end": 7749.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7762.58, "end": 7764.58, "text": " Is he actually"}, {"start": 7777.46, "end": 7779.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7780.46, "end": 7782.46, "text": " Was not"}, {"start": 7782.46, "end": 7786.9, "text": " No, he's friends with Castle. I think I think castle just friends with everybody in the court"}, {"start": 7786.9, "end": 7791.22, "text": " That was an old phase gay a full cast. That's a real nigga right there"}, {"start": 7798.94, "end": 7802.38, "text": " I'm gonna annoy her like the father I am"}, {"start": 7802.38, "end": 7805.38, "text": " I'm busy."}, {"start": 7805.38, "end": 7806.38, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 7806.38, "end": 7807.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7807.38, "end": 7808.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7808.38, "end": 7811.38, "text": " Yes, baby girl."}, {"start": 7811.38, "end": 7813.38, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7813.38, "end": 7815.38, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7815.38, "end": 7818.38, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7818.38, "end": 7820.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7820.38, "end": 7823.38, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7823.38, "end": 7825.38, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7825.38, "end": 7846.74, "text": " I'm gonna do not let people be less like five people don't like touch her bro."}, {"start": 7846.74, "end": 7849.3, "text": " Number do not like when people throw a vote."}, {"start": 7860.219999999999, "end": 7861.219999999999, "text": " That's my puppy."}, {"start": 7863.74, "end": 7865.099999999999, "text": " That's my baby girl."}, {"start": 7866.58, "end": 7867.94, "text": " That's my baby girl."}, {"start": 7877.74, "end": 7879.74, "text": " She's a good don't it"}, {"start": 7890.98, "end": 7892.98, "text": " That damn I feel good"}, {"start": 7898.7, "end": 7901.66, "text": " She don't know if she likes pets for a scared of the camera I"}, {"start": 7901.66, "end": 7903.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7906.38, "end": 7909.0199999999995, "text": " Check 20 seconds left. Let's see what the Spurs could do. Oh"}, {"start": 7910.94, "end": 7913.46, "text": " We're right this one of the game we're out here. It's over"}, {"start": 7914.58, "end": 7918.34, "text": " Here's over gay. I gotta see I'm gonna see how that shit ends. It's over. It's done"}, {"start": 7921.139999999999, "end": 7926.22, "text": " Niggas got a file and shit. It's over bruh, so it's over right like"}, {"start": 7926.22, "end": 7940.46, "text": " Come on baby girl, I'm gonna finish your food, come on, I'll let you out to poop when I'm"}, {"start": 7940.46, "end": 7941.46, "text": " doing my reactions."}, {"start": 7941.46, "end": 7949.38, "text": " What you want from me, I don't want to creed a silver food, so I'm gonna keep running."}, {"start": 7949.38, "end": 7951.58, "text": " What you want from me?"}, {"start": 7951.58, "end": 7954.54, "text": " All right, I got two."}, {"start": 7955.86, "end": 7956.7, "text": " Hey, creepy boy."}, {"start": 7959.26, "end": 7961.58, "text": " We need to do a thumbnail, sir."}, {"start": 7961.58, "end": 7963.38, "text": " So how are we gonna go about doing this?"}, {"start": 7964.54, "end": 7965.78, "text": " Come on, me creepy."}, {"start": 7965.78, "end": 7966.78, "text": " Let's do a thumbnail."}, {"start": 7968.82, "end": 7969.66, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7981.58, "end": 7991.98, "text": " All right, we're going to use this."}, {"start": 7991.98, "end": 7993.22, "text": " Should I use a plate?"}, {"start": 7993.22, "end": 7993.86, "text": " Is this good?"}, {"start": 7993.86, "end": 7999.18, "text": " What should I use to be, oh, look at the fucking photo."}, {"start": 7999.18, "end": 8000.66, "text": " What should I use, bombs?"}, {"start": 8003.78, "end": 8004.94, "text": " You know what I'm going to do?"}, {"start": 8004.94, "end": 8007.22, "text": " Hey, this will be like this."}, {"start": 8007.22, "end": 8007.9, "text": " I'm going to have this."}, {"start": 8007.9, "end": 8010.0199999999995, "text": " The same thing, all of them."}, {"start": 8010.0199999999995, "end": 8011.5, "text": " OK, can I use this?"}, {"start": 8011.5, "end": 8014.92, "text": " This is cool too, like, it's like a, what's he say?"}, {"start": 8014.92, "end": 8016.42, "text": " Tell me what he says."}, {"start": 8016.42, "end": 8017.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8017.26, "end": 8018.1, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 8018.1, "end": 8018.94, "text": " Pretty boy."}, {"start": 8018.94, "end": 8020.34, "text": " What he said?"}, {"start": 8020.34, "end": 8022.34, "text": " What do you think is good light?"}, {"start": 8022.34, "end": 8025.9, "text": " Probably, like good lighting probably up here."}, {"start": 8025.9, "end": 8026.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8028.66, "end": 8029.5, "text": " Pretty boy."}, {"start": 8034.06, "end": 8035.06, "text": " Come here boy."}, {"start": 8041.5, "end": 8049.5, "text": " You are spooing, you are spooing."}, {"start": 8049.5, "end": 8064.5, "text": " Okay, okay, let me move up."}, {"start": 8064.5, "end": 8065.5, "text": " This is Pete."}, {"start": 8065.5, "end": 8066.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8066.5, "end": 8067.5, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 8067.5, "end": 8072.5, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 8077.54, "end": 8078.94, "text": " I'll add it."}, {"start": 8078.94, "end": 8079.94, "text": " Love you Barnes."}, {"start": 8079.94, "end": 8082.26, "text": " Barnes got excited, Barnes got horny gang."}, {"start": 8082.26, "end": 8083.68, "text": " Barnes love a good thumbnail."}, {"start": 8084.98, "end": 8087.14, "text": " Barnes love him a good still image."}, {"start": 8087.94, "end": 8089.66, "text": " All right, switch us back over here."}, {"start": 8089.66, "end": 8091.5, "text": " Oh, wait switch us back over here."}, {"start": 8091.5, "end": 8093.06, "text": " You're gonna sit right here called the sit your ass down."}, {"start": 8093.06, "end": 8093.9, "text": " Oh, shoot me just sit over here."}, {"start": 8093.9, "end": 8094.82, "text": " Sit your ass down."}, {"start": 8094.82, "end": 8096.82, "text": " Okay, hold on, let me just pop over here."}, {"start": 8097.5, "end": 8102.5, "text": " Because this is what I'm gonna have you do"}, {"start": 8102.5, "end": 8112.5, "text": " Oh shit, don't say the same thing"}, {"start": 8112.5, "end": 8114.5, "text": " Have you ever Greg do this?"}, {"start": 8114.5, "end": 8117.5, "text": " Yeah, cause you"}, {"start": 8117.5, "end": 8118.5, "text": " Let's see if you do it"}, {"start": 8118.5, "end": 8120.5, "text": " You got a shit?"}, {"start": 8120.5, "end": 8122.5, "text": " Let's see if you do it"}, {"start": 8122.5, "end": 8127.5, "text": " Let me see my mic before you do that, honestly."}, {"start": 8127.5, "end": 8128.5, "text": " Go ahead, Cody."}, {"start": 8128.5, "end": 8131.5, "text": " OK, cool."}, {"start": 8131.5, "end": 8132.5, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8132.5, "end": 8133.5, "text": " It doesn't know."}, {"start": 8133.5, "end": 8134.5, "text": " What was that in my hand?"}, {"start": 8134.5, "end": 8135.5, "text": " I actually have to do this."}, {"start": 8135.5, "end": 8136.5, "text": " This is my last few things with him."}, {"start": 8136.5, "end": 8139.5, "text": " So I've got to make sure he is funny."}, {"start": 8139.5, "end": 8140.5, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 8140.5, "end": 8142.5, "text": " It's a mental bullshit."}, {"start": 8142.5, "end": 8145.5, "text": " Um, yeah."}, {"start": 8145.5, "end": 8146.5, "text": " Yeah, we got this right here."}, {"start": 8146.5, "end": 8147.5, "text": " I'm going to go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 8147.5, "end": 8148.5, "text": " The classic little."}, {"start": 8148.5, "end": 8150.5, "text": " Yeah, this is going to be a 45-minute segment."}, {"start": 8150.5, "end": 8152.26, "text": " Yeah, no, no, um, just"}, {"start": 8152.74, "end": 8155.24, "text": " Well, you got power shitting in the back in the"}, {"start": 8155.24, "end": 8156.0, "text": " Just gonna piss"}, {"start": 8156.64, "end": 8157.58, "text": " I'm just gonna piss"}, {"start": 8157.78, "end": 8158.54, "text": " That's the cat"}, {"start": 8158.98, "end": 8159.48, "text": " And"}, {"start": 8160.44, "end": 8160.94, "text": " Fibri?"}, {"start": 8161.94, "end": 8164.22, "text": " Bro, I'm already slutty from the backpack"}, {"start": 8164.22, "end": 8165.44, "text": " Don't say the same thing as him"}, {"start": 8165.44, "end": 8166.54, "text": " Don't say the same thing"}, {"start": 8166.54, "end": 8167.04, "text": " No"}, {"start": 8167.04, "end": 8167.68, "text": " Don't say the same thing"}, {"start": 8167.68, "end": 8168.84, "text": " Match my answer"}, {"start": 8168.84, "end": 8169.54, "text": " Tose of a"}, {"start": 8170.34, "end": 8171.14, "text": " Spirway"}, {"start": 8171.14, "end": 8172.94, "text": " If you say what I have written down"}, {"start": 8172.94, "end": 8173.44, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 8173.44, "end": 8173.94, "text": " Get out"}, {"start": 8173.94, "end": 8175.94, "text": " And the last man standing wins $500"}, {"start": 8175.94, "end": 8176.94, "text": " This is gonna fire you"}, {"start": 8176.94, "end": 8178.94, "text": " Name a famous American landmark"}, {"start": 8179.44, "end": 8179.94, "text": " Nolan"}, {"start": 8180.5, "end": 8182.5, "text": " Golden Gate Bridge"}, {"start": 8183.08, "end": 8188.26, "text": " Gateway arch there's so many El Capitan the fuck is El Capitan"}, {"start": 8190.02, "end": 8195.6, "text": " Lake Clark it's a nice. It's an actual park in Alaska is the bridge not"}, {"start": 8199.44, "end": 8201.44, "text": " That way that's the land"}, {"start": 8202.26, "end": 8204.66, "text": " Monument. Yeah, okay the Alamo"}, {"start": 8205.62, "end": 8208.2, "text": " Brand Cluey damn. Holy shit. Okay guys"}, {"start": 8208.2, "end": 8211.84, "text": " Guys, I have the Las Vegas Strip."}, {"start": 8211.84, "end": 8213.44, "text": " Oh, okay, well that was a good one."}, {"start": 8213.44, "end": 8217.16, "text": " Name something commonly found underground."}, {"start": 8217.16, "end": 8218.0, "text": " Jake."}, {"start": 8218.0, "end": 8218.84, "text": " Worms."}, {"start": 8218.84, "end": 8219.68, "text": " We'll go this way."}, {"start": 8219.68, "end": 8221.02, "text": " Oh, how much time do I get?"}, {"start": 8221.02, "end": 8222.18, "text": " Worms!"}, {"start": 8222.18, "end": 8223.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8223.02, "end": 8223.86, "text": " It's not that difficult."}, {"start": 8223.86, "end": 8224.92, "text": " Don't say what I've written down."}, {"start": 8224.92, "end": 8227.28, "text": " Dirt, roots, what do you got?"}, {"start": 8227.28, "end": 8228.320000000002, "text": " Serpentonite."}, {"start": 8230.44, "end": 8231.28, "text": " Does anyone know what that is?"}, {"start": 8231.28, "end": 8232.12, "text": " Yes, it's correct."}, {"start": 8232.12, "end": 8233.92, "text": " He brought me some from California."}, {"start": 8234.92, "end": 8237.7, "text": " What is Serpentonite?"}, {"start": 8237.7, "end": 8239.18, "text": " Coal mines."}, {"start": 8239.18, "end": 8242.02, "text": " What kind of bullshit answer is this?"}, {"start": 8242.02, "end": 8243.78, "text": " What are these answers?"}, {"start": 8243.78, "end": 8244.62, "text": " Bunkers."}, {"start": 8244.62, "end": 8245.78, "text": " Tansanite."}, {"start": 8245.78, "end": 8246.5, "text": " Worms."}, {"start": 8246.5, "end": 8247.7, "text": " What are irrigation lines?"}, {"start": 8247.7, "end": 8248.2, "text": " Worms."}, {"start": 8248.2, "end": 8249.26, "text": " This guy's on my level."}, {"start": 8249.26, "end": 8249.740000000002, "text": " GBC."}, {"start": 8249.740000000002, "end": 8250.26, "text": " Water."}, {"start": 8250.26, "end": 8250.76, "text": " So is that?"}, {"start": 8250.76, "end": 8251.26, "text": " BBC?"}, {"start": 8251.26, "end": 8251.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8251.76, "end": 8252.740000000002, "text": " I have pipes."}, {"start": 8252.740000000002, "end": 8254.5, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 8254.5, "end": 8255.78, "text": " Worms and glasses."}, {"start": 8255.78, "end": 8256.66, "text": " Are they pipes?"}, {"start": 8256.66, "end": 8257.66, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 8257.66, "end": 8258.66, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8258.66, "end": 8260.460000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8260.460000000001, "end": 8262.26, "text": " You didn't get the 500 bucks?"}, {"start": 8262.26, "end": 8263.18, "text": " Well, who do you bet on?"}, {"start": 8263.18, "end": 8267.300000000001, "text": " You could win 50 bucks if you correctly predict."}, {"start": 8267.3, "end": 8268.3, "text": " Let's go again."}, {"start": 8268.3, "end": 8270.3, "text": " Hey, I got him."}, {"start": 8270.3, "end": 8271.3, "text": " I don't know any of these guys."}, {"start": 8271.3, "end": 8272.3, "text": " I don't know any of these guys."}, {"start": 8272.3, "end": 8273.3, "text": " I don't know any of these guys."}, {"start": 8273.3, "end": 8276.3, "text": " majority Muslim, no one."}, {"start": 8276.3, "end": 8281.3, "text": " I don't, hold on."}, {"start": 8281.3, "end": 8285.3, "text": " I don't, wait."}, {"start": 8285.3, "end": 8288.3, "text": " What about Azerbaijan?"}, {"start": 8288.3, "end": 8292.3, "text": " Is that Azerbaijan?"}, {"start": 8292.3, "end": 8293.3, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8293.3, "end": 8294.3, "text": " That's a, hold on."}, {"start": 8294.3, "end": 8295.3, "text": " Maldives."}, {"start": 8295.3, "end": 8297.3, "text": " Kosovo"}, {"start": 8297.939999999999, "end": 8303.859999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay, dude. I don't know anything about religion. I don't know if that's technically a muslim country"}, {"start": 8305.859999999999, "end": 8308.58, "text": " Buddhism, I don't know. No, that's Asia. Libya"}, {"start": 8310.259999999998, "end": 8318.58, "text": " Albania, yeah, I got Chad you'll survive name something transparent Jake. Oh, don't say glass don't say glass"}, {"start": 8319.939999999999, "end": 8321.939999999999, "text": " Plastic water bottle"}, {"start": 8321.94, "end": 8324.94, "text": " Outer space."}, {"start": 8324.94, "end": 8328.94, "text": " Madda is head."}, {"start": 8328.94, "end": 8329.94, "text": " Glass."}, {"start": 8329.94, "end": 8330.94, "text": " Tears."}, {"start": 8330.94, "end": 8332.94, "text": " Camera lens."}, {"start": 8332.94, "end": 8334.94, "text": " Saran wrap."}, {"start": 8334.94, "end": 8336.94, "text": " Local government finances."}, {"start": 8336.94, "end": 8338.94, "text": " What do you smell like right now?"}, {"start": 8338.94, "end": 8340.94, "text": " I smell like cologne."}, {"start": 8340.94, "end": 8342.94, "text": " Is the answer to that."}, {"start": 8342.94, "end": 8347.94, "text": " Because I am a clean motherfucker."}, {"start": 8347.94, "end": 8348.94, "text": " It's public."}, {"start": 8348.94, "end": 8357.18, "text": " I see you guys in there. I see you guys in there. Let's say Colton looks like exactly how white or he"}, {"start": 8357.18, "end": 8361.02, "text": " Yeah, he looks like exactly how I think you would smell and I don't know how to take it"}, {"start": 8361.94, "end": 8366.140000000001, "text": " But if that's I guess but if that's I got plexiglass"}, {"start": 8366.140000000001, "end": 8372.66, "text": " Derogatory you all survive fuck you glass kind of close name a country that ends with and wait. What are you said?"}, {"start": 8372.66, "end": 8377.4, "text": " And you said and as in Nancy. Oh my god. This guy doesn't have arrow keys"}, {"start": 8377.4, "end": 8384.4, "text": " Okay, all right, as we're by John, dude me and that guy are the same. We're the same"}, {"start": 8384.4, "end": 8392.4, "text": " with the same guy. You're gonna put that in the video. I'll just say Pakistan. I ran."}, {"start": 8392.4, "end": 8400.4, "text": " I'll just say Pakistan. Honestly, I feel like that's a good to go to. What up? Do you think?"}, {"start": 8400.4, "end": 8405.4, "text": " Hold on. Sorry to a moment. When you look at me, I don't know. It's kind of not fair"}, {"start": 8405.4, "end": 8414.039999999999, "text": " fair because you know me. Why? Why? Very, very white. Like, hella, hella white. Cocktailing."}, {"start": 8416.359999999999, "end": 8420.039999999999, "text": " Hella white. Like, dude, dead, brah."}, {"start": 8423.64, "end": 8431.96, "text": " You know me? I mean, I was going with smell, but... Oh, oh, he's so cool. He's so cool. See, but, okay."}, {"start": 8431.960000000001, "end": 8439.04, "text": " because there's people in chat that they say like Colton like like the way that"}, {"start": 8439.04, "end": 8443.04, "text": " they said it they're like the way he looks that's how I'd imagine he smells"}, {"start": 8443.04, "end": 8445.76, "text": " and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing."}, {"start": 8445.76, "end": 8447.76, "text": " Camel."}, {"start": 8447.76, "end": 8449.660000000002, "text": " What does Camel smell like?"}, {"start": 8449.660000000002, "end": 8450.660000000002, "text": " Woods."}, {"start": 8450.660000000002, "end": 8451.660000000002, "text": " Wood."}, {"start": 8451.660000000002, "end": 8452.660000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8452.660000000002, "end": 8453.660000000002, "text": " Pine needles?"}, {"start": 8453.660000000002, "end": 8454.660000000002, "text": " Pine."}, {"start": 8454.660000000002, "end": 8455.660000000002, "text": " Duns."}, {"start": 8455.660000000002, "end": 8456.660000000002, "text": " Deer."}, {"start": 8456.660000000002, "end": 8457.660000000002, "text": " Deer on the wall."}, {"start": 8457.660000000002, "end": 8458.660000000002, "text": " Deer?"}, {"start": 8458.660000000002, "end": 8459.660000000002, "text": " Oh, bad thing."}, {"start": 8459.66, "end": 8462.039999999999, "text": " They're like mudding, mudding and trucking."}, {"start": 8462.039999999999, "end": 8462.88, "text": " I smell like mud."}, {"start": 8462.88, "end": 8465.6, "text": " Monster trucks, monster engines, monster engines."}, {"start": 8465.6, "end": 8470.84, "text": " And now we're going into wife-beater cigarettes and monster."}, {"start": 8470.84, "end": 8471.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8471.84, "end": 8472.34, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 8472.34, "end": 8474.24, "text": " Dare, 1,200 dare."}, {"start": 8474.24, "end": 8476.039999999999, "text": " Gonna dare head on the fucking dare."}, {"start": 8476.039999999999, "end": 8478.68, "text": " So I smell like cigarettes."}, {"start": 8478.68, "end": 8480.0, "text": " And I don't want to say that."}, {"start": 8480.0, "end": 8483.24, "text": " And monster and monster trucks."}, {"start": 8483.24, "end": 8484.44, "text": " And oh, trailer park."}, {"start": 8484.44, "end": 8485.76, "text": " Basically, I smell like mud."}, {"start": 8485.76, "end": 8487.039999999999, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 8487.039999999999, "end": 8487.68, "text": " Sorry?"}, {"start": 8487.68, "end": 8488.2, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8488.2, "end": 8493.2, "text": " Like I just forgot about those easy things."}, {"start": 8493.52, "end": 8496.44, "text": " So I haven't thought about it for a few weeks."}, {"start": 8496.44, "end": 8498.880000000001, "text": " Mountain Dew, holy, yes."}, {"start": 8498.880000000001, "end": 8500.08, "text": " Mountain Dew."}, {"start": 8500.08, "end": 8502.400000000001, "text": " And we're feeling frisky of Baja Blast."}, {"start": 8502.400000000001, "end": 8504.640000000001, "text": " But Mountain Dew on ice."}, {"start": 8504.640000000001, "end": 8506.2, "text": " Did you see what Taco Bell has?"}, {"start": 8506.2, "end": 8508.28, "text": " I'm gonna be a fat ass right now."}, {"start": 8508.28, "end": 8509.44, "text": " Chicken nugget."}, {"start": 8509.44, "end": 8512.44, "text": " They have dirty Baja Blasts."}, {"start": 8512.44, "end": 8514.320000000002, "text": " What the fuck is a dirty Baja Blast?"}, {"start": 8514.320000000002, "end": 8517.68, "text": " They all mean dross, wheat, fuse."}, {"start": 8517.68, "end": 8519.68, "text": " Wait, what's that? Wait, what's the dirty bottom?"}, {"start": 8519.68, "end": 8521.12, "text": " They put vanilla in it."}, {"start": 8521.12, "end": 8521.960000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8521.960000000001, "end": 8522.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8522.800000000001, "end": 8523.64, "text": " Let's go get one right now."}, {"start": 8523.64, "end": 8524.48, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 8524.48, "end": 8525.32, "text": " You gonna fire the backpack back up?"}, {"start": 8525.32, "end": 8526.16, "text": " Yes, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8526.16, "end": 8527.0, "text": " Actually?"}, {"start": 8527.0, "end": 8527.82, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 8527.82, "end": 8528.66, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 8528.66, "end": 8529.5, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8529.5, "end": 8530.32, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8530.32, "end": 8531.16, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8531.16, "end": 8531.98, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8531.98, "end": 8532.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8532.82, "end": 8533.66, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8533.66, "end": 8534.48, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8534.48, "end": 8535.32, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8535.32, "end": 8536.16, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8536.16, "end": 8537.0, "text": " Real quick."}, {"start": 8537.0, "end": 8539.0, "text": " Just quit losing that A-check."}, {"start": 8539.0, "end": 8540.56, "text": " Quit losing that A-check."}, {"start": 8540.56, "end": 8541.4, "text": " I just want to taste it."}, {"start": 8541.4, "end": 8542.720000000001, "text": " I just want to taste it."}, {"start": 8542.720000000001, "end": 8543.92, "text": " I just want to try it."}, {"start": 8543.92, "end": 8545.0, "text": " Hold on. Take that."}, {"start": 8545.0, "end": 8545.84, "text": " Clip it."}, {"start": 8545.84, "end": 8546.68, "text": " Clip it and chip it."}, {"start": 8546.68, "end": 8547.52, "text": " That is it, bro."}, {"start": 8547.52, "end": 8549.08, "text": " I just want to taste it."}, {"start": 8549.08, "end": 8551.36, "text": " Whoa, whoa, that's what you said."}, {"start": 8551.36, "end": 8552.86, "text": " Chill, chill, bro."}, {"start": 8556.08, "end": 8559.12, "text": " And then we come back and do the 82 and 0."}, {"start": 8559.12, "end": 8561.84, "text": " While you're setting that up, I will do the 82 and 0 right now."}, {"start": 8561.84, "end": 8565.36, "text": " And chat, we're going after that."}, {"start": 8565.36, "end": 8566.36, "text": " We should go and do it."}, {"start": 8566.36, "end": 8567.48, "text": " And then I come back to this up."}, {"start": 8567.48, "end": 8568.0, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 8570.48, "end": 8572.4, "text": " One, nine, eight, five, eight."}, {"start": 8572.4, "end": 8574.68, "text": " Chat, we have 10 minutes to do this."}, {"start": 8574.68, "end": 8577.0, "text": " Let's try to accomplish this in 10 minutes."}, {"start": 8577.0, "end": 8578.54, "text": " I get to talk about us out the street,"}, {"start": 8578.54, "end": 8579.7, "text": " you see me?"}, {"start": 8579.7, "end": 8580.86, "text": " Drive there real quick,"}, {"start": 8580.86, "end": 8582.2, "text": " taste a little shit,"}, {"start": 8582.2, "end": 8583.7, "text": " 10 minutes, then you..."}, {"start": 8585.7, "end": 8586.9, "text": " All right, we're up."}, {"start": 8586.9, "end": 8589.14, "text": " I like doing impromptu shit like this, like."}, {"start": 8589.14, "end": 8591.18, "text": " I went out, they're doing it, bro."}, {"start": 8591.18, "end": 8593.64, "text": " Like, we're doing some coats, we're doing coats."}, {"start": 8593.64, "end": 8595.14, "text": " Oh, you got some?"}, {"start": 8595.14, "end": 8597.98, "text": " Oh, sorry, I mean, I would never, sorry."}, {"start": 8599.74, "end": 8600.58, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 8602.62, "end": 8604.46, "text": " You all right?"}, {"start": 8604.46, "end": 8606.16, "text": " I just, you were really hyped,"}, {"start": 8606.16, "end": 8611.119999999999, "text": " was just kind of free 30 minute shirt right I mean the 30 minute shirt bruh"}, {"start": 8612.88, "end": 8616.96, "text": " yo I don't gotta aim high no more I gotta use anything as an RL as I can gang"}, {"start": 8617.6, "end": 8619.52, "text": " you ain't getting much of these what the fuck"}, {"start": 8624.32, "end": 8629.039999999999, "text": " all right chat we're gonna take I got none of my keys on me so"}, {"start": 8636.16, "end": 8654.16, "text": " One nighter."}, {"start": 8654.16, "end": 8660.16, "text": " Oh Jesus, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 8660.16, "end": 8672.58, "text": " Drive that into the pool."}, {"start": 8672.58, "end": 8674.08, "text": " Into the pool!"}, {"start": 8674.08, "end": 8675.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8675.08, "end": 8680.039999999999, "text": " You can afford a new one."}, {"start": 8680.039999999999, "end": 8681.52, "text": " A new pool?"}, {"start": 8681.52, "end": 8684.48, "text": " A new pool, new scooter."}, {"start": 8684.48, "end": 8689.48, "text": " How'd I do it?"}, {"start": 8689.48, "end": 8696.48, "text": " How'd I do it?"}, {"start": 8696.48, "end": 8700.48, "text": " What you want from me?"}, {"start": 8700.48, "end": 8706.48, "text": " Oh shit, what you want from me?"}, {"start": 8706.48, "end": 8711.48, "text": " Let's take, I got my keys on me so."}, {"start": 8711.48, "end": 8714.6, "text": " We outside, we ain't in New York City, nigga, come on."}, {"start": 8714.6, "end": 8716.359999999999, "text": " Pretty good cage."}, {"start": 8716.359999999999, "end": 8718.039999999999, "text": " You think I'm the cyber truck?"}, {"start": 8718.039999999999, "end": 8719.56, "text": " Yeah, because I don't have my key on me."}, {"start": 8724.84, "end": 8726.199999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8726.199999999999, "end": 8727.48, "text": " But you must be me."}, {"start": 8732.84, "end": 8733.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8733.88, "end": 8734.439999999999, "text": " The gold."}, {"start": 8736.039999999999, "end": 8737.8, "text": " Bro, I'm not doing no software update, Tesla."}, {"start": 8737.8, "end": 8739.0, "text": " Leave me the fuck alone, gang."}, {"start": 8739.0, "end": 8744.88, "text": " So the goal is to do this in 10 minutes and get back check how many minutes are we down already?"}, {"start": 8750.84, "end": 8752.84, "text": " Maybe there's a close one to"}, {"start": 8753.76, "end": 8755.76, "text": " It's close enough some"}, {"start": 8756.44, "end": 8758.44, "text": " We're so good"}, {"start": 8758.44, "end": 8760.44, "text": " We are so good"}, {"start": 8760.44, "end": 8768.560000000001, "text": " I can't wait to play 007. How good is that game? Like is it like is it is it like is it"}, {"start": 8768.560000000001, "end": 8772.9, "text": " Hella interactive but like there's a couple spots. I'm excited for you to run into actually"}, {"start": 8772.9, "end": 8773.9, "text": " Yeah, actually"}, {"start": 8773.9, "end": 8783.24, "text": " Let me get a dirty bahab blast. Yeah, make it extra dirty. Fuck you Nixon six. Why you"}, {"start": 8783.24, "end": 8785.24, "text": " say fuck what's Greg doing?"}, {"start": 8785.24, "end": 8787.24, "text": " look at Greg"}, {"start": 8787.24, "end": 8789.24, "text": " fuck this nigga do it"}, {"start": 8789.24, "end": 8791.24, "text": " fuck you"}, {"start": 8791.24, "end": 8793.24, "text": " yo yo phantom"}, {"start": 8793.24, "end": 8795.24, "text": " listen i'm happy for you game"}, {"start": 8795.24, "end": 8797.24, "text": " i'm happy for you bro"}, {"start": 8797.24, "end": 8799.24, "text": " your niggas are, your nicks fans are about to be"}, {"start": 8799.24, "end": 8801.24, "text": " the most annoying niggas on the planet"}, {"start": 8801.24, "end": 8803.24, "text": " if y'all win this shit"}, {"start": 8803.24, "end": 8805.24, "text": " like yeah, like but"}, {"start": 8805.24, "end": 8807.24, "text": " nicks"}, {"start": 8807.24, "end": 8809.24, "text": " for nicks culture, nicks organization"}, {"start": 8809.24, "end": 8811.24, "text": " i'm not mad if the nicks win and then"}, {"start": 8811.24, "end": 8816.64, "text": " championship in 2020 since though I'm at I ain't a hater I'm not next right now you"}, {"start": 8816.64, "end": 8823.16, "text": " niggas is annoying though you niggas is annoying yo phantom you haven't watched a"}, {"start": 8823.16, "end": 8826.28, "text": " single miss game this year to the playoffs my nigga and y'all next been"}, {"start": 8826.28, "end": 8828.56, "text": " winning"}, {"start": 8832.68, "end": 8838.56, "text": " try anything one be gonna get hate if you lose and six stop it phantom you"}, {"start": 8838.56, "end": 8842.6, "text": " You haven't watched the yo-yo fandom stuff, let's just, let's just stop all the theatrics."}, {"start": 8842.6, "end": 8846.76, "text": " Come to the YRG, uh, cookout bruh, I need you at the cookout bruh."}, {"start": 8846.76, "end": 8851.439999999999, "text": " Let's hang off, off-stream for us though, and then we can go to cookout, yeah."}, {"start": 8851.439999999999, "end": 8855.16, "text": " In New York, I'm gonna hang out in New York, no cap."}, {"start": 8855.16, "end": 8859.4, "text": " I risked my life, I risked my life, I got too high, yeah."}, {"start": 8859.4, "end": 8862.56, "text": " Alright chat, how many minutes are we down?"}, {"start": 8862.56, "end": 8864.76, "text": " Cookout at MSG buddy."}, {"start": 8864.76, "end": 8868.16, "text": " Yo, let me come to, let me come outside."}, {"start": 8868.16, "end": 8875.26, "text": " to New York during like a game seven or game six with Spurs uniform on with"}, {"start": 8875.26, "end": 8883.74, "text": " spurs spurs gear on in in the Bronx and some shit or in Manhattan that swag that"}, {"start": 8883.74, "end": 8892.74, "text": " W. Streams I'm trying to go crazy you feel me and if the next one out the one"}, {"start": 8892.74, "end": 8897.38, "text": " like an if the Spurs win a next song and win in a way game I'm gonna be like"}, {"start": 8897.380000000001, "end": 8902.1, "text": " talking shit niggas on the street what a fucking wimby jersey on what a 20"}, {"start": 8902.1, "end": 8911.86, "text": " punker jersey fuck you trying to die why am I gonna die"}, {"start": 8913.86, "end": 8917.580000000002, "text": " well what I doubt for that"}, {"start": 8919.94, "end": 8923.12, "text": " I ain't gonna lie that's that's that's some chud the building shit but sports"}, {"start": 8923.12, "end": 8933.880000000001, "text": " version game I'm a lot said but they're gonna fuck it up farm as gay ain't"}, {"start": 8933.880000000001, "end": 8935.880000000001, "text": " I'm not in here, Jeff!"}, {"start": 8963.880000000001, "end": 8965.880000000001, "text": " This shit crazy"}, {"start": 8993.880000000001, "end": 8995.880000000001, "text": " This is so hard!"}, {"start": 9000.880000000001, "end": 9003.880000000001, "text": " Sippin' on a dirty, bad-hands-last, nigga."}, {"start": 9023.880000000001, "end": 9027.880000000001, "text": " Hey, hey, I just tell you that I'm not gonna wake up"}, {"start": 9027.880000000001, "end": 9030.880000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna be my friend now"}, {"start": 9030.880000000001, "end": 9033.880000000001, "text": " These things just keep on going"}, {"start": 9033.880000000001, "end": 9036.880000000001, "text": " I like to make sure I'm moving out of the game, man"}, {"start": 9036.880000000001, "end": 9039.880000000001, "text": " I've been living in a better world than the same way"}, {"start": 9039.880000000001, "end": 9042.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get out there and stay the same way"}, {"start": 9042.880000000001, "end": 9045.880000000001, "text": " You see that I have me, but I need you"}, {"start": 9045.880000000001, "end": 9050.880000000001, "text": " You see that I have me, but I need you"}, {"start": 9050.880000000001, "end": 9057.880000000001, "text": " I'm coming up on the Taco Bell chat."}, {"start": 9057.880000000001, "end": 9065.240000000002, "text": " What's your go-to Taco Bell at all?"}, {"start": 9065.240000000002, "end": 9066.240000000002, "text": " I'm tapping it."}, {"start": 9066.240000000002, "end": 9067.240000000002, "text": " I'm weird."}, {"start": 9067.240000000002, "end": 9069.2, "text": " If I'm not getting in the country, I'm just playing with some shit."}, {"start": 9069.2, "end": 9080.720000000001, "text": " I'm getting a Chalupa, Doritos, Locos, Tacos, one soft shell taco, one hard shell taco,"}, {"start": 9080.72, "end": 9086.92, "text": " And, um, I also might throw, uh, a taste of deer that bitch smoked cap."}, {"start": 9087.42, "end": 9088.42, "text": " They're not your cheese fries?"}, {"start": 9089.32, "end": 9091.82, "text": " Nah, really? You don't like the not your cheese fries?"}, {"start": 9092.119999999999, "end": 9095.119999999999, "text": " Yeah. I mean, I like six things, bro. How do you like six different tacos?"}, {"start": 9096.019999999999, "end": 9098.82, "text": " You know what I miss? If they don't have any more? Maybe they do."}, {"start": 9099.22, "end": 9099.82, "text": " Case of Rito."}, {"start": 9101.22, "end": 9101.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9101.42, "end": 9104.22, "text": " That shit with yo, that shit yo chill, you don't make me..."}, {"start": 9105.519999999999, "end": 9108.32, "text": " Wait, we should go to talk about only get a Baja blast."}, {"start": 9108.32, "end": 9115.32, "text": " Wait, hold on though, think about it, we can't go to Taco Bell and only get a backhand blast bro."}, {"start": 9115.32, "end": 9117.32, "text": " Let me hold it."}, {"start": 9117.32, "end": 9122.32, "text": " You need to like, you take the bihub up and you wash it down bro."}, {"start": 9122.32, "end": 9124.32, "text": " Yeah, yep."}, {"start": 9124.32, "end": 9127.32, "text": " 85 layer burrito, the classic."}, {"start": 9127.32, "end": 9129.32, "text": " That's a classic."}, {"start": 9129.32, "end": 9134.32, "text": " You know what I used to get? The Taco 12 pack, I used to get that shit after school."}, {"start": 9134.32, "end": 9137.32, "text": " We never did that. When I was in high school,"}, {"start": 9137.32, "end": 9141.44, "text": " return. When I was in high school we had a white castle so we used to do the the"}, {"start": 9141.44, "end": 9146.96, "text": " crane cases all the time. Wait why do you say who voted yes? Oh shit there was a"}, {"start": 9146.96, "end": 9155.08, "text": " timer on that bitch. Be good. We gonna make it back. Colton is such a badass. Yo too."}, {"start": 9155.08, "end": 9164.92, "text": " Hey man I used to be. I'm working on it. Colton is not fat. Wait is this blocked off? Am I a crumb?"}, {"start": 9164.92, "end": 9166.92, "text": " Can I get to the..."}, {"start": 9167.92, "end": 9168.92, "text": " Wait, I can't."}, {"start": 9169.92, "end": 9171.92, "text": " This is my beauty supply list."}, {"start": 9177.92, "end": 9179.92, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9184.92, "end": 9186.92, "text": " I'm going outside."}, {"start": 9194.92, "end": 9196.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9205.08, "end": 9210.24, "text": " Shit what you gonna get bro? Yeah, honey. You can't get only get up motherfucking. I am down seven pounds"}, {"start": 9215.72, "end": 9220.2, "text": " Come on, let's hope this will listen to this will listen to this will listen to this will"}, {"start": 9221.2, "end": 9223.2, "text": " soft chocolate"}, {"start": 9224.92, "end": 9226.8, "text": " They have shredded beef dipping taco?"}, {"start": 9226.8, "end": 9227.56, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 9227.56, "end": 9228.4, "text": " I'm sorry?"}, {"start": 9228.4, "end": 9229.22, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 9231.56, "end": 9234.44, "text": " Can I get a shredded beef dipping taco, please?"}, {"start": 9234.44, "end": 9235.48, "text": " One, one, two."}, {"start": 9235.48, "end": 9237.16, "text": " Can I get two of those, please?"}, {"start": 9237.16, "end": 9237.88, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9237.88, "end": 9241.24, "text": " And can I get a, hmm."}, {"start": 9241.24, "end": 9242.84, "text": " Bahablas, but dirty."}, {"start": 9245.68, "end": 9248.38, "text": " Medium, please."}, {"start": 9248.38, "end": 9250.960000000001, "text": " Make sure it's dirty, please."}, {"start": 9250.960000000001, "end": 9254.44, "text": " Yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 9254.44, "end": 9255.28, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 9257.880000000001, "end": 9259.36, "text": " I need that shit dirty."}, {"start": 9259.36, "end": 9260.2, "text": " I don't wanna do that."}, {"start": 9260.2, "end": 9261.2, "text": " Did you hear the way he said that?"}, {"start": 9261.2, "end": 9262.24, "text": " How I said what?"}, {"start": 9262.24, "end": 9263.08, "text": " No, he did."}, {"start": 9263.08, "end": 9263.92, "text": " What did he say?"}, {"start": 9263.92, "end": 9265.32, "text": " He said that he make sure it's dirty."}, {"start": 9265.32, "end": 9266.16, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9266.16, "end": 9268.36, "text": " What did he say?"}, {"start": 9268.36, "end": 9269.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9270.720000000001, "end": 9271.560000000001, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 9272.720000000001, "end": 9273.560000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9275.800000000001, "end": 9276.880000000001, "text": " I want it dirty."}, {"start": 9278.24, "end": 9279.16, "text": " But I mean,"}, {"start": 9281.84, "end": 9282.92, "text": " well, he said he go see the Camus,"}, {"start": 9282.92, "end": 9284.72, "text": " Oh, I understand now."}, {"start": 9284.72, "end": 9285.56, "text": " Like, I'll just crumb."}, {"start": 9292.32, "end": 9296.04, "text": " I just spent $100,000 on the wake up."}, {"start": 9296.04, "end": 9299.48, "text": " I swear it's like that Uber all over again."}, {"start": 9299.48, "end": 9301.72, "text": " What if I tell you you're like my crack rock?"}, {"start": 9301.72, "end": 9303.48, "text": " Crack rock, crack rock."}, {"start": 9303.48, "end": 9304.64, "text": " My little vanilla cream?"}, {"start": 9304.64, "end": 9305.14, "text": " Crack."}, {"start": 9308.64, "end": 9309.64, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 9309.64, "end": 9311.08, "text": " I thought you'd see me work."}, {"start": 9311.08, "end": 9312.88, "text": " Thanks, buddha."}, {"start": 9312.880000000001, "end": 9314.880000000001, "text": " Don't say no shit like that again"}, {"start": 9320.04, "end": 9322.04, "text": " You don't need a job"}, {"start": 9324.880000000001, "end": 9328.76, "text": " No, I was gonna oh, I got it did missy so we straight"}, {"start": 9329.720000000001, "end": 9331.720000000001, "text": " Actually, let me get hot sauce, please"}, {"start": 9332.240000000002, "end": 9334.240000000002, "text": " Like to be ashes sometimes"}, {"start": 9335.52, "end": 9337.52, "text": " Appreciate that"}, {"start": 9337.68, "end": 9339.68, "text": " No, this shit look"}, {"start": 9339.68, "end": 9343.18, "text": " How can you... how can you pry him off?"}, {"start": 9343.18, "end": 9344.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9344.18, "end": 9346.18, "text": " What the f... wait what?"}, {"start": 9346.18, "end": 9347.18, "text": " Yeah, it's Proudmouth."}, {"start": 9347.18, "end": 9349.18, "text": " Ain't it Father's Day this month?"}, {"start": 9349.18, "end": 9350.18, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 9350.18, "end": 9352.18, "text": " I had a fucking pry him off."}, {"start": 9352.18, "end": 9354.18, "text": " You can have two dads."}, {"start": 9354.18, "end": 9357.18, "text": " Wait, wait, I didn't... wait, what did I do with two dads?"}, {"start": 9357.18, "end": 9358.18, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 9358.18, "end": 9360.18, "text": " It's Proudmouth."}, {"start": 9360.18, "end": 9362.18, "text": " But it's Father's Day."}, {"start": 9362.18, "end": 9363.18, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 9363.18, "end": 9364.18, "text": " It's month."}, {"start": 9364.18, "end": 9365.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9366.18, "end": 9368.18, "text": " Is that Father's Month?"}, {"start": 9368.18, "end": 9371.18, "text": " What if your dad's gay? That's fine."}, {"start": 9373.18, "end": 9375.18, "text": " How can your dad be gay?"}, {"start": 9375.18, "end": 9377.18, "text": " You got two dads."}, {"start": 9379.18, "end": 9380.18, "text": " How do you have two dads?"}, {"start": 9380.18, "end": 9382.18, "text": " Serigate."}, {"start": 9383.18, "end": 9384.18, "text": " Oh, Serigate?"}, {"start": 9384.18, "end": 9386.18, "text": " Yeah, you have Serigate."}, {"start": 9386.18, "end": 9388.18, "text": " So you have two dads, suddenly?"}, {"start": 9388.18, "end": 9389.18, "text": " You could, yeah."}, {"start": 9389.18, "end": 9391.18, "text": " One's your father, the other one's your dad."}, {"start": 9393.18, "end": 9395.18, "text": " So do I have a father or a dad?"}, {"start": 9395.18, "end": 9397.18, "text": " I think that's for you."}, {"start": 9397.18, "end": 9401.460000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, I wanted two of these yeah"}, {"start": 9412.7, "end": 9414.7, "text": " Also have a daddy"}, {"start": 9421.9, "end": 9423.9, "text": " Appreciate it"}, {"start": 9423.9, "end": 9427.74, "text": " Let's see if we can also have a daddy."}, {"start": 9427.74, "end": 9434.0, "text": " Alright chat, we're actually trying two new things today on the menu."}, {"start": 9434.0, "end": 9439.9, "text": " But I mean Pierre, oh Colton, I want to have a classic car mukbang set up here."}, {"start": 9439.9, "end": 9440.9, "text": " This is what we do here."}, {"start": 9440.9, "end": 9441.9, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 9441.9, "end": 9447.58, "text": " I'm talking GDG 2017 in the car with the huzz, mukbang, shit getting a million."}, {"start": 9447.58, "end": 9448.58, "text": " Am I the huzz?"}, {"start": 9448.58, "end": 9451.58, "text": " Yeah, you're technically the huzz in this situation."}, {"start": 9451.58, "end": 9453.58, "text": " So this is how we're going to do it."}, {"start": 9453.58, "end": 9456.58, "text": " Wait, can we eat something like this?"}, {"start": 9456.58, "end": 9458.58, "text": " No, it doesn't work."}, {"start": 9458.58, "end": 9459.58, "text": " What if you just..."}, {"start": 9459.58, "end": 9461.58, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 9463.58, "end": 9465.58, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 9465.58, "end": 9467.58, "text": " You can't see."}, {"start": 9467.58, "end": 9469.58, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9469.58, "end": 9471.58, "text": " Something like this would be perfect."}, {"start": 9477.58, "end": 9478.58, "text": " That's a dipping sauce."}, {"start": 9478.58, "end": 9480.58, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9480.58, "end": 9482.58, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 9482.58, "end": 9483.58, "text": " Okay, I got an idea. Hold on."}, {"start": 9483.58, "end": 9484.58, "text": " I have a box back here."}, {"start": 9484.58, "end": 9485.58, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 9485.58, "end": 9486.58, "text": " No, no, no, here."}, {"start": 9491.58, "end": 9492.58, "text": " If you're the goat, just say that."}, {"start": 9493.58, "end": 9494.58, "text": " No, if you're the goat, just say that."}, {"start": 9494.58, "end": 9495.58, "text": " I'm the goat."}, {"start": 9495.58, "end": 9496.58, "text": " I'm the goat?"}, {"start": 9496.58, "end": 9497.58, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9497.58, "end": 9498.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9498.58, "end": 9499.58, "text": " He's an asshole."}, {"start": 9499.58, "end": 9500.58, "text": " Say that?"}, {"start": 9500.58, "end": 9501.58, "text": " You told me to say that."}, {"start": 9501.58, "end": 9502.58, "text": " Kiss him."}, {"start": 9502.58, "end": 9503.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9503.58, "end": 9504.58, "text": " Listen, I'm not sausage man."}, {"start": 9504.58, "end": 9505.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9505.58, "end": 9506.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9506.58, "end": 9507.58, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 9507.58, "end": 9508.58, "text": " Sausage man."}, {"start": 9508.58, "end": 9509.58, "text": " You taste it?"}, {"start": 9509.58, "end": 9510.58, "text": " No, I haven't yet."}, {"start": 9510.58, "end": 9511.58, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9511.58, "end": 9514.66, "text": " I'm saying saucer, you know what saucer drink is."}, {"start": 9515.66, "end": 9517.82, "text": " Oh my God, saucer's man."}, {"start": 9517.82, "end": 9520.22, "text": " Yes, I do know what saucer's man is."}, {"start": 9520.22, "end": 9521.62, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9521.62, "end": 9522.66, "text": " All right, little cheers."}, {"start": 9522.66, "end": 9525.02, "text": " This is the bad hand blast dirty."}, {"start": 9525.02, "end": 9527.58, "text": " I've never had a dirty bad hand."}, {"start": 9527.58, "end": 9530.34, "text": " You can see the vanilla in the bottom."}, {"start": 9530.34, "end": 9531.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9531.18, "end": 9532.66, "text": " The hand cover your face and my face."}, {"start": 9532.66, "end": 9534.22, "text": " Apparently it's vanilla, yeah."}, {"start": 9534.22, "end": 9536.3, "text": " So this should be interesting."}, {"start": 9536.3, "end": 9537.42, "text": " Bon appetit."}, {"start": 9537.42, "end": 9538.58, "text": " Bon appetit."}, {"start": 9538.58, "end": 9539.42, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 9541.58, "end": 9551.98, "text": " oh that's so good the vanilla makes it so much better yeah yeah down that shit"}, {"start": 9551.98, "end": 9558.5, "text": " oh how deep the thing go?"}, {"start": 9558.5, "end": 9564.34, "text": " this shit is good bro this shit is good I gotta bring for you though"}, {"start": 9564.34, "end": 9571.86, "text": " oh god damn man put that straw in his throat like we were playing hide the pickle"}, {"start": 9571.86, "end": 9576.42, "text": " yo what are you doing what is the fuck is that"}, {"start": 9576.42, "end": 9578.42, "text": " no one is hiding the pickle"}, {"start": 9578.42, "end": 9580.98, "text": " what the fuck were y'all playing back in the day"}, {"start": 9580.98, "end": 9583.3, "text": " what do you mean hide the pickle the hell is that"}, {"start": 9583.3, "end": 9584.74, "text": " that's what you were just playing"}, {"start": 9584.74, "end": 9587.460000000001, "text": " I ain't never heard no hide the pickle where you hiding your pickle at"}, {"start": 9587.460000000001, "end": 9590.58, "text": " dude you were hiding that pickle I was checking my fucking juice"}, {"start": 9590.58, "end": 9596.02, "text": " Let's try the Taco Bell Barilla Taco, whatever the fuck this is."}, {"start": 9596.02, "end": 9601.78, "text": " They're getting going right to it."}, {"start": 9601.78, "end": 9602.78, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 9602.78, "end": 9603.78, "text": " It's like this?"}, {"start": 9603.78, "end": 9605.82, "text": " That was a soft taco?"}, {"start": 9605.82, "end": 9611.8, "text": " Chat, they have new beef taco that come with a dip."}, {"start": 9611.8, "end": 9612.8, "text": " What is this called?"}, {"start": 9612.8, "end": 9616.66, "text": " It's called beef taco."}, {"start": 9616.66, "end": 9618.3, "text": " Shredded beef dip."}, {"start": 9618.3, "end": 9619.3, "text": " Shredded beef dip."}, {"start": 9619.3, "end": 9620.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9620.300000000001, "end": 9622.000000000002, "text": " Messy as fuck."}, {"start": 9622.000000000002, "end": 9624.500000000002, "text": " Whoa, this is messy as fuck."}, {"start": 9624.500000000002, "end": 9626.140000000001, "text": " I don't know how to focus this."}, {"start": 9636.7, "end": 9639.1, "text": " It's all over the screen."}, {"start": 9639.1, "end": 9639.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9650.300000000001, "end": 9657.300000000001, "text": " Are you gasping? Are you covering your fucking mouth like it's a YouTube thumbnail game?"}, {"start": 9657.300000000001, "end": 9661.300000000001, "text": " How about we help pick it up? Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 9661.300000000001, "end": 9665.300000000001, "text": " Oh my- Yo bro, go game. No, no, they gotta see this shit."}, {"start": 9665.300000000001, "end": 9668.300000000001, "text": " They gotta see this shit. It's on my fucking phone!"}, {"start": 9668.300000000001, "end": 9669.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9669.300000000001, "end": 9673.300000000001, "text": " No, I'm short on this shit, bro. I'm pissed."}, {"start": 9673.300000000001, "end": 9675.300000000001, "text": " I'm fucking pissed!"}, {"start": 9675.300000000001, "end": 9678.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god, where is it down there?"}, {"start": 9678.300000000001, "end": 9680.300000000001, "text": " Oh, it's deep"}, {"start": 9681.980000000001, "end": 9689.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go back, bro. You can't chase her so I get it. Damn it. Yes. Oh damn it. It's like back down here motherfucker"}, {"start": 9693.380000000001, "end": 9695.54, "text": " That shows gonna be good to where the bag at"}, {"start": 9698.86, "end": 9700.86, "text": " Wait, I think the sauce up to"}, {"start": 9704.500000000002, "end": 9706.500000000002, "text": " 60-second rule"}, {"start": 9706.5, "end": 9710.5, "text": " He wouldn't have written. He wouldn't."}, {"start": 9710.5, "end": 9715.5, "text": " Alright, so, next order of business."}, {"start": 9715.5, "end": 9719.5, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 9719.5, "end": 9724.5, "text": " Okay, let's clean this part."}, {"start": 9724.5, "end": 9729.5, "text": " Yes, SubraJuk, too."}, {"start": 9729.5, "end": 9735.5, "text": " Alright, let's clean this part."}, {"start": 9735.5, "end": 9738.5, "text": " Could it put it put it right down here?"}, {"start": 9747.5, "end": 9749.5, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 9750.5, "end": 9753.5, "text": " As far as you better be flexible check."}, {"start": 9753.5, "end": 9755.5, "text": " Did I miss anything?"}, {"start": 9757.5, "end": 9759.5, "text": " Looks good enough."}, {"start": 9761.5, "end": 9763.5, "text": " Thank God this was the Cybertruck."}, {"start": 9763.5, "end": 9767.98, "text": " If there's any other car cleaning out stitching and carpet and shit, you got a damnit."}, {"start": 9769.42, "end": 9769.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9772.9, "end": 9774.1, "text": " Let's go back to the drive-thru."}, {"start": 9774.62, "end": 9776.34, "text": " Ah, this is so good though."}, {"start": 9776.34, "end": 9777.38, "text": " You got it right?"}, {"start": 9777.5, "end": 9778.22, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 9778.22, "end": 9778.9, "text": " Gas."}, {"start": 9784.94, "end": 9785.7, "text": " Yeah, every time."}, {"start": 9785.7, "end": 9786.54, "text": " I will die."}, {"start": 9786.98, "end": 9789.06, "text": " Listen man, I was fat for a reason, alright?"}, {"start": 9789.74, "end": 9791.18, "text": " You're fat, you're a big mom."}, {"start": 9791.18, "end": 9792.5, "text": " I said I was fat."}, {"start": 9793.5, "end": 9795.12, "text": " You weren't fat, you were big bald."}, {"start": 9795.12, "end": 9797.02, "text": " Bro, I used to weigh 265."}, {"start": 9797.02, "end": 9798.6, "text": " Goddamn fat ass, nigga!"}, {"start": 9800.2, "end": 9801.3, "text": " 265!"}, {"start": 9801.3, "end": 9801.96, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9803.0, "end": 9804.4, "text": " The fuck is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 9804.6, "end": 9807.24, "text": " Like, two or three years ago, I used to weigh 265."}, {"start": 9807.24, "end": 9808.52, "text": " I'm down to 213."}, {"start": 9810.2, "end": 9811.16, "text": " Kinda nuts, isn't it?"}, {"start": 9812.36, "end": 9813.0, "text": " That's me up."}, {"start": 9813.48, "end": 9814.6, "text": " Oh, I thought you were..."}, {"start": 9814.9, "end": 9816.4, "text": " It's real, nigga, bro. I'm proud of you, man."}, {"start": 9816.4, "end": 9816.9, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9816.9, "end": 9817.7, "text": " It's a real hard work and dedication."}, {"start": 9817.7, "end": 9818.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9818.2, "end": 9818.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9818.5, "end": 9819.36, "text": " Just sit there, so..."}, {"start": 9819.76, "end": 9820.56, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 9820.56, "end": 9821.56, "text": " Day in and day out."}, {"start": 9821.56, "end": 9824.699999999999, "text": " But sometimes you don't see the results immediately bro, so sometimes a few weeks"}, {"start": 9824.699999999999, "end": 9828.779999999999, "text": " That's a month sometimes I'm just staring at food and it's just I want to cave"}, {"start": 9828.779999999999, "end": 9834.32, "text": " I want to cave see all that all that all that abusing might be to no eat on camera and shit"}, {"start": 9834.32, "end": 9839.1, "text": " All that shit helped you out. Yeah, it makes this part easier. I need my shit though"}, {"start": 9844.76, "end": 9848.9, "text": " Yeah, can I get a shredded beef dipping taco"}, {"start": 9851.56, "end": 9853.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9856.56, "end": 9858.56, "text": " That's it. We should have."}, {"start": 9861.56, "end": 9863.56, "text": " How are we going to explain to this motherfucker that we were just here?"}, {"start": 9863.56, "end": 9866.56, "text": " This guy's going to have the worst fucking day job though."}, {"start": 9868.56, "end": 9871.56, "text": " I want to say the same things I said before. What did I say before?"}, {"start": 9871.56, "end": 9873.56, "text": " Oh, we had to order two."}, {"start": 9874.56, "end": 9876.56, "text": " What did I say before?"}, {"start": 9877.56, "end": 9880.56, "text": " Well, you missed out because you didn't order the Bob last."}, {"start": 9881.56, "end": 9886.56, "text": " You could have really fucked with this guy's head."}, {"start": 9886.56, "end": 9891.56, "text": " Oh, Jesus!"}, {"start": 9891.56, "end": 9896.56, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 9896.56, "end": 9899.56, "text": " You hit him with a dirty bob last time."}, {"start": 9899.56, "end": 9904.56, "text": " They get dirty."}, {"start": 9904.56, "end": 9909.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9909.56, "end": 9911.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9913.439999999999, "end": 9917.6, "text": " You gonna spit on it spit on what yo chill"}, {"start": 9923.279999999999, "end": 9927.64, "text": " Yeah, wait again what you mean again you said again"}, {"start": 9939.56, "end": 9943.56, "text": " This guy thinks we're fucking losing it bro."}, {"start": 9943.56, "end": 9946.56, "text": " Appreciate it huh?"}, {"start": 9946.56, "end": 9947.56, "text": " Oh my fault."}, {"start": 9947.56, "end": 9949.56, "text": " You too Gary."}, {"start": 9953.56, "end": 9955.56, "text": " I tried that too, I tried."}, {"start": 9955.56, "end": 9957.56, "text": " Bro that thing said you want to house house again?"}, {"start": 9957.56, "end": 9959.56, "text": " I said we'll try it again."}, {"start": 9959.56, "end": 9961.56, "text": " I just got here."}, {"start": 9962.56, "end": 9964.56, "text": " Do it again?"}, {"start": 9965.56, "end": 9968.56, "text": " Wait should we circle back around in different cars?"}, {"start": 9969.56, "end": 9976.56, "text": " No, I can't. I can't admit. Can I make it to M8?"}, {"start": 9976.56, "end": 9978.56, "text": " Can I get a Roll of Royce?"}, {"start": 9978.56, "end": 9981.56, "text": " And then the Durango, and then we come back through with my car."}, {"start": 9990.56, "end": 9992.56, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 9992.56, "end": 9993.4, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9997.9, "end": 9998.74, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9998.74, "end": 9999.56, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9999.56, "end": 10000.439999999999, "text": " Stop, Bro."}, {"start": 10000.439999999999, "end": 10001.439999999999, "text": " Stop, Bro."}, {"start": 10001.439999999999, "end": 10002.279999999999, "text": " Stop, Bro."}, {"start": 10002.279999999999, "end": 10003.619999999999, "text": " Stop, Bro."}, {"start": 10003.619999999999, "end": 10004.46, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 10004.46, "end": 10005.279999999999, "text": " You."}, {"start": 10008.98, "end": 10009.82, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10009.82, "end": 10010.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10010.66, "end": 10011.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10011.5, "end": 10012.34, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 10012.34, "end": 10013.18, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 10013.18, "end": 10028.54, "text": " You know that guy's gonna be coming back to work tomorrow."}, {"start": 10028.54, "end": 10029.54, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10029.54, "end": 10030.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10030.54, "end": 10033.7, "text": " You're a fucking retard, bro."}, {"start": 10033.7, "end": 10035.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10035.54, "end": 10039.54, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 10039.54, "end": 10040.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10040.54, "end": 10041.54, "text": " Ahhhhhh."}, {"start": 10041.54, "end": 10042.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10042.54, "end": 10043.54, "text": " Ahhhhhh."}, {"start": 10043.54, "end": 10044.54, "text": " Ahhhhhh."}, {"start": 10044.54, "end": 10045.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10045.54, "end": 10046.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10046.54, "end": 10047.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10047.54, "end": 10048.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10048.54, "end": 10049.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10049.54, "end": 10050.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10050.54, "end": 10051.54, "text": " Ahhhhhh."}, {"start": 10051.54, "end": 10052.54, "text": " Ahhhhhh."}, {"start": 10052.54, "end": 10053.54, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10053.54, "end": 10054.54, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 10054.54, "end": 10055.54, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 10055.54, "end": 10056.54, "text": " Oh, I'm crying, bro."}, {"start": 10056.54, "end": 10057.54, "text": " I'm taken."}, {"start": 10057.54, "end": 10059.54, "text": " I'm taking a break."}, {"start": 10061.060000000001, "end": 10063.060000000001, "text": " Let me get down here!"}, {"start": 10066.18, "end": 10069.300000000001, "text": " See how many times we can get him to do the..."}, {"start": 10069.300000000001, "end": 10071.300000000001, "text": " Shut up! Shut up!"}, {"start": 10071.300000000001, "end": 10073.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna fucking cry."}, {"start": 10076.42, "end": 10078.42, "text": " He just did the broke."}, {"start": 10083.94, "end": 10085.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10085.94, "end": 10087.52, "text": " All right, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it."}, {"start": 10087.52, "end": 10088.36, "text": " No chew, bro."}, {"start": 10088.36, "end": 10089.68, "text": " You keep going, what's up, Snake?"}, {"start": 10089.68, "end": 10091.24, "text": " I'm crying."}, {"start": 10091.24, "end": 10092.28, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 10092.28, "end": 10095.6, "text": " I'm punch, my abs, bro."}, {"start": 10095.6, "end": 10096.92, "text": " Make it dirty."}, {"start": 10096.92, "end": 10099.08, "text": " No chew, chew, bro."}, {"start": 10099.08, "end": 10101.6, "text": " Chew, bro."}, {"start": 10101.6, "end": 10104.2, "text": " Oh, 10 minutes segment, by the way."}, {"start": 10104.2, "end": 10105.92, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10105.92, "end": 10107.880000000001, "text": " All right, let me hear right here."}, {"start": 10107.880000000001, "end": 10110.52, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 10110.52, "end": 10112.68, "text": " You have no abs."}, {"start": 10112.68, "end": 10115.800000000001, "text": " Yo, that's what you took away from this."}, {"start": 10115.800000000001, "end": 10117.160000000002, "text": " But I'm mean, pure."}, {"start": 10117.160000000002, "end": 10119.52, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10119.52, "end": 10121.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm crying."}, {"start": 10121.880000000001, "end": 10123.840000000002, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 10123.840000000002, "end": 10127.160000000002, "text": " Yo, oh, my god."}, {"start": 10127.160000000002, "end": 10131.880000000001, "text": " Dude, mine is still just as fucking."}, {"start": 10131.880000000001, "end": 10132.6, "text": " Look at that shit."}, {"start": 10136.560000000001, "end": 10138.560000000001, "text": " Imagine we do the same thing."}, {"start": 10138.560000000001, "end": 10140.36, "text": " Fucking drop it."}, {"start": 10140.36, "end": 10141.04, "text": " That felt crazy."}, {"start": 10141.04, "end": 10143.28, "text": " I was just singing a lucky lyric in my brain."}, {"start": 10143.28, "end": 10143.78, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10143.78, "end": 10145.480000000001, "text": " And he said the same thing."}, {"start": 10145.48, "end": 10147.619999999999, "text": " Like in the song, in the part I was like,"}, {"start": 10147.619999999999, "end": 10150.08, "text": " he said the same thing, but I was like,"}, {"start": 10150.08, "end": 10150.92, "text": " what does that mean?"}, {"start": 10150.92, "end": 10151.76, "text": " I'm in your head."}, {"start": 10153.32, "end": 10154.16, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 10155.6, "end": 10156.439999999999, "text": " Who do I want?"}, {"start": 10156.439999999999, "end": 10157.68, "text": " No, no, I said which one?"}, {"start": 10157.68, "end": 10158.52, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10158.52, "end": 10160.92, "text": " Well, don't look up at that, that was gay."}, {"start": 10160.92, "end": 10162.24, "text": " You looked up at me like this."}, {"start": 10162.24, "end": 10163.199999999999, "text": " I looked at my sauce."}, {"start": 10163.199999999999, "end": 10166.16, "text": " No, no, you didn't, you looked at me gay."}, {"start": 10166.16, "end": 10167.96, "text": " You looked at me."}, {"start": 10167.96, "end": 10171.199999999999, "text": " Yeah, cause I'm, are you okay?"}, {"start": 10171.199999999999, "end": 10172.039999999999, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10172.039999999999, "end": 10172.88, "text": " Why are you thinking of that?"}, {"start": 10172.88, "end": 10174.24, "text": " Why are you thinking of both of those?"}, {"start": 10174.24, "end": 10177.88, "text": " Chat, this is the shredded beef dipping taco."}, {"start": 10177.88, "end": 10180.76, "text": " The dipping sauce is kind of thick, which is interesting."}, {"start": 10180.76, "end": 10182.84, "text": " It's usually like watery or so, right?"}, {"start": 10182.84, "end": 10183.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10184.88, "end": 10185.72, "text": " Like it jiggles."}, {"start": 10185.72, "end": 10187.039999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10187.039999999999, "end": 10188.36, "text": " She got some jiggle to it."}, {"start": 10188.36, "end": 10190.36, "text": " Jiggle physics and shit."}, {"start": 10191.4, "end": 10192.4, "text": " Alright, let's see it."}, {"start": 10192.4, "end": 10194.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10203.76, "end": 10206.72, "text": " Thought about somebody coming over here pulling the pants on pissing in my car"}, {"start": 10207.199999999999, "end": 10210.6, "text": " So I can roll over into it. I want to get pissed in my car. I'll be fucking cray out"}, {"start": 10210.8, "end": 10214.48, "text": " But what I do that was a Florida crack heads like that. Yeah, bro"}, {"start": 10214.48, "end": 10218.0, "text": " I'm just sitting in it something come sharp pissing in my shit. It's all on my phone"}, {"start": 10218.0, "end": 10220.0, "text": " How many times does this happen?"}, {"start": 10220.0, "end": 10221.0, "text": " It's a concern."}, {"start": 10221.0, "end": 10223.0, "text": " But you should raise your window up, bro."}, {"start": 10223.0, "end": 10225.0, "text": " I don't want to listen to your shit."}, {"start": 10225.0, "end": 10226.0, "text": " You're true."}, {"start": 10226.0, "end": 10227.0, "text": " I don't even know if it comes out of beating it."}, {"start": 10227.0, "end": 10229.0, "text": " She said, he's not all of you, dude."}, {"start": 10229.0, "end": 10230.0, "text": " I beat the shit out of him."}, {"start": 10230.0, "end": 10231.0, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 10231.0, "end": 10232.0, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10232.0, "end": 10233.0, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10248.0, "end": 10250.0, "text": " You want my honest opinion?"}, {"start": 10250.64, "end": 10254.0, "text": " Talk to me. I think the sauce is better than the taco"}, {"start": 10254.0, "end": 10258.7, "text": " I think if it was without the sauce and be a pretty mediocre beef taco"}, {"start": 10259.14, "end": 10261.14, "text": " Taste it without it"}, {"start": 10264.12, "end": 10268.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah try yours without it. That's pretty pretty mid"}, {"start": 10271.12, "end": 10273.12, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 10273.72, "end": 10275.72, "text": " It's what I'm giving it check"}, {"start": 10275.72, "end": 10277.72, "text": " One's your 10. What do you got?"}, {"start": 10280.519999999999, "end": 10282.519999999999, "text": " It looks crazy. Cup?"}, {"start": 10283.439999999999, "end": 10285.439999999999, "text": " The sauce is the best part, but"}, {"start": 10286.88, "end": 10288.88, "text": " Gosh!"}, {"start": 10290.24, "end": 10292.74, "text": " I don't even like the sauce as much. Really?"}, {"start": 10293.24, "end": 10296.24, "text": " Like it's a familiar and I haven't tasted this before. It doesn't taste unique."}, {"start": 10296.88, "end": 10298.88, "text": " Mmm, okay. It really tastes like"}, {"start": 10299.0, "end": 10302.359999999999, "text": " they got taco jibbis off from like Walmart or Publix or some shit"}, {"start": 10302.36, "end": 10306.2, "text": " from the can like it if you like they made this shit it was it was a special"}, {"start": 10306.2, "end": 10321.44, "text": " bro and but the taco though the taco let's say Taco Bell tacos what'd you"}, {"start": 10321.44, "end": 10330.800000000001, "text": " give a talk about taco I'd say it's like a decent seven now if you go the"}, {"start": 10330.800000000001, "end": 10334.240000000002, "text": " Doritos Locos Tacos that bumps that up to like a nine and a half"}, {"start": 10334.960000000001, "end": 10341.720000000001, "text": " And chat this is fast food standard rare when I compare it to gourmet fucking tacos no fast food standards"}, {"start": 10343.04, "end": 10346.6, "text": " I'm not going to El Pollo loco and being like me"}, {"start": 10347.36, "end": 10351.920000000002, "text": " Okay, so if Taco Bell fast food standards a taco is a seven"}, {"start": 10352.640000000001, "end": 10354.640000000001, "text": " You know, it's crazy. I"}, {"start": 10355.36, "end": 10357.36, "text": " actually feel like"}, {"start": 10357.36, "end": 10361.16, "text": " This is a 7.2."}, {"start": 10361.16, "end": 10362.16, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10362.16, "end": 10365.36, "text": " With the sauce and everything?"}, {"start": 10365.36, "end": 10372.76, "text": " I think it's like a 7.3 only because the only reason why I like regular toggle better,"}, {"start": 10372.76, "end": 10375.0, "text": " I feel like I'd get tired of this quicker."}, {"start": 10375.0, "end": 10378.16, "text": " The taste is something that you get tired of."}, {"start": 10378.16, "end": 10379.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10379.16, "end": 10384.2, "text": " Switch seats and swap hats and do rag and go back through."}, {"start": 10384.2, "end": 10385.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10385.2, "end": 10387.2, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 10387.2, "end": 10391.2, "text": " Chill. Chill, bro."}, {"start": 10391.2, "end": 10393.2, "text": " How would they do that shit?"}, {"start": 10393.2, "end": 10395.2, "text": " How would they do that shit?"}, {"start": 10395.2, "end": 10397.2, "text": " How would they do that shit?"}, {"start": 10397.2, "end": 10399.2, "text": " Wait, I don't know how to drive the Cybertruck, though."}, {"start": 10399.2, "end": 10401.2, "text": " Easy as fuck."}, {"start": 10401.2, "end": 10403.2, "text": " Is it? Yes."}, {"start": 10403.2, "end": 10405.2, "text": " I genuinely want to do that."}, {"start": 10405.2, "end": 10407.2, "text": " Wait, you gotta put a D-Rag on me, though."}, {"start": 10407.2, "end": 10409.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10409.2, "end": 10411.2, "text": " Here we got it."}, {"start": 10411.2, "end": 10416.92, "text": " You don't think we got to change our whole clothes, Shat?"}, {"start": 10416.92, "end": 10419.36, "text": " He remembers my jacket."}, {"start": 10419.36, "end": 10421.6, "text": " Humble, bro."}, {"start": 10421.6, "end": 10428.0, "text": " I feel like we got to get naked, bro."}, {"start": 10428.0, "end": 10429.480000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 10429.480000000001, "end": 10433.36, "text": " Just jacket."}, {"start": 10433.36, "end": 10438.76, "text": " Yeah, I think our tops have to change, bro."}, {"start": 10438.76, "end": 10440.26, "text": " Little Chaska walked me straight up."}, {"start": 10444.6, "end": 10445.52, "text": " Just tops."}, {"start": 10445.52, "end": 10448.800000000001, "text": " You can do what I thought, but where they can't see."}, {"start": 10448.800000000001, "end": 10450.76, "text": " I have no shirt under this."}, {"start": 10450.76, "end": 10452.1, "text": " Oh, shit, it's okay."}, {"start": 10453.4, "end": 10454.92, "text": " Well, it's okay, I have no shirt under this."}, {"start": 10454.92, "end": 10456.52, "text": " So, okay, but that's fun."}, {"start": 10459.28, "end": 10461.04, "text": " Just give him your jacket."}, {"start": 10461.04, "end": 10464.02, "text": " Oh, go get another car."}, {"start": 10465.68, "end": 10468.36, "text": " Should we do it in another car or in this same car?"}, {"start": 10468.76, "end": 10471.76, "text": " Should we do that in another car or this car?"}, {"start": 10471.76, "end": 10473.76, "text": " We can do it in another car?"}, {"start": 10473.76, "end": 10475.76, "text": " Yo, actually, let's do it in another car."}, {"start": 10476.76, "end": 10478.76, "text": " Let's do it in another car."}, {"start": 10479.76, "end": 10480.76, "text": " Let's do it in another car."}, {"start": 10480.76, "end": 10481.76, "text": " Can you take my car?"}, {"start": 10481.76, "end": 10483.76, "text": " What are we doing, bro?"}, {"start": 10483.76, "end": 10485.76, "text": " What are we doing, gang?"}, {"start": 10485.76, "end": 10487.76, "text": " Who fucking knows?"}, {"start": 10491.76, "end": 10494.76, "text": " Shirtless and passenger, yo, too."}, {"start": 10494.76, "end": 10497.76, "text": " We gotta hide all the evidence that we've had this before, though."}, {"start": 10497.76, "end": 10502.62, "text": " we're going back huh we're going back though right yeah we got we got to"}, {"start": 10502.62, "end": 10507.9, "text": " switch cars all right well that's easy to hide it oh my what are we doing"}, {"start": 10507.9, "end": 10511.9, "text": " check what the fuck are we doing"}, {"start": 10513.78, "end": 10521.800000000001, "text": " what are we what in God's name we have to say something that reminds him of"}, {"start": 10521.800000000001, "end": 10525.880000000001, "text": " like art interaction no we'll just do the same voice line over and over which"}, {"start": 10525.880000000001, "end": 10530.28, "text": " What is it making dirty? Can I get a bottle of blast can I get a"}, {"start": 10530.920000000002, "end": 10538.12, "text": " Can we make that dirty? No, yes, is it make you make it dirty? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna make it. Can you make it dirty make it dirty?"}, {"start": 10539.800000000001, "end": 10545.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, hold on what's the boys like that? We have to resay check and on the way back. Oh, no, no, no"}, {"start": 10545.240000000002, "end": 10547.240000000002, "text": " You say we make it make sure it's dirty"}, {"start": 10548.76, "end": 10551.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes"}, {"start": 10551.98, "end": 10556.98, "text": " Oh, what we're fucking dumb, bro? We're fucking dumb as fuck"}, {"start": 10559.74, "end": 10565.9, "text": " Fuck and do we loop around again a second time just like how we did after one fucking taco again"}, {"start": 10566.42, "end": 10568.42, "text": " Do we do the whole thing?"}, {"start": 10568.42, "end": 10575.42, "text": " Yeah, I see it."}, {"start": 10575.42, "end": 10585.54, "text": " Yo, we're fucking rich, we're fucking stupid, bro, we're fucking dumb."}, {"start": 10585.54, "end": 10589.22, "text": " If he asked for a hot sauce, if he asked for a hot sauce again, you gotta say, what do"}, {"start": 10589.22, "end": 10590.22, "text": " you mean again?"}, {"start": 10590.22, "end": 10595.22, "text": " Yeah, I said, shoot me again, I just got here, I don't know what to say."}, {"start": 10595.22, "end": 10597.46, "text": " He's gonna shoot himself after your shift!"}, {"start": 10597.46, "end": 10600.98, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 10600.98, "end": 10603.38, "text": " Oh thank god."}, {"start": 10603.38, "end": 10604.38, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10604.38, "end": 10605.38, "text": " The sauce?"}, {"start": 10605.38, "end": 10606.38, "text": " It was just the sauce thing."}, {"start": 10606.38, "end": 10607.699999999999, "text": " Was it the cap on?"}, {"start": 10607.699999999999, "end": 10608.699999999999, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10608.699999999999, "end": 10609.699999999999, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 10609.699999999999, "end": 10616.019999999999, "text": " I don't know what we're doing but we're doing it."}, {"start": 10616.019999999999, "end": 10618.46, "text": " I don't know why we're doing it but it's funny as fuck."}, {"start": 10618.46, "end": 10621.14, "text": " I haven't laughed that hard and it looks so love bro."}, {"start": 10621.14, "end": 10622.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10622.14, "end": 10623.66, "text": " That's her fucking crying."}, {"start": 10623.66, "end": 10624.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10624.5, "end": 10627.9, "text": " But 10 like you guys just had gay sex."}, {"start": 10627.9, "end": 10628.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10628.9, "end": 10631.34, "text": " What are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 10631.34, "end": 10633.66, "text": " I got a holy camera just like this, Shaq."}, {"start": 10633.66, "end": 10635.14, "text": " Holy camera, nigga."}, {"start": 10635.14, "end": 10635.98, "text": " God, do I hold it?"}, {"start": 10635.98, "end": 10637.14, "text": " Does that still like that?"}, {"start": 10637.14, "end": 10638.5, "text": " Yeah, that is."}, {"start": 10638.5, "end": 10639.58, "text": " God."}, {"start": 10639.58, "end": 10640.82, "text": " Just like, oh."}, {"start": 10640.82, "end": 10642.42, "text": " I'm gonna be camera man, Shaq."}, {"start": 10644.82, "end": 10646.58, "text": " Mark and Greg, did I?"}, {"start": 10647.939999999999, "end": 10648.779999999999, "text": " I'm wondering."}, {"start": 10649.699999999999, "end": 10651.859999999999, "text": " I want to see the Rolls Royce, bro."}, {"start": 10651.86, "end": 10655.82, "text": " Should we take Colt's car or the Hellcat?"}, {"start": 10655.82, "end": 10658.7, "text": " Hellcat and Rose Royce might not be an option"}, {"start": 10658.7, "end": 10660.54, "text": " because I don't feel like looking for the keys for that shit."}, {"start": 10660.54, "end": 10662.060000000001, "text": " It's in my safe."}, {"start": 10662.060000000001, "end": 10667.16, "text": " Or Colt's car."}, {"start": 10667.16, "end": 10668.980000000001, "text": " Rose Royce?"}, {"start": 10668.980000000001, "end": 10669.980000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10669.980000000001, "end": 10670.480000000001, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 10670.480000000001, "end": 10671.480000000001, "text": " The keys."}, {"start": 10671.480000000001, "end": 10672.900000000001, "text": " Well, we're all in the double row."}, {"start": 10672.900000000001, "end": 10673.400000000001, "text": " He's Colton."}, {"start": 10673.400000000001, "end": 10674.900000000001, "text": " That's driving double R."}, {"start": 10674.900000000001, "end": 10675.380000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10675.380000000001, "end": 10676.380000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10676.380000000001, "end": 10677.380000000001, "text": " Shoo."}, {"start": 10677.380000000001, "end": 10678.58, "text": " This is the best segment ever."}, {"start": 10678.58, "end": 10679.58, "text": " Shoo."}, {"start": 10679.58, "end": 10681.66, "text": " This just became the greatest segment ever."}, {"start": 10681.66, "end": 10682.5, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 10684.14, "end": 10686.58, "text": " Fuller the Rolls Royce is sketchy, bro."}, {"start": 10686.58, "end": 10690.58, "text": " Start on the regular car and make the car better every time."}, {"start": 10690.58, "end": 10692.34, "text": " Why does it say every time?"}, {"start": 10692.34, "end": 10695.18, "text": " Like this is about to go, what do you mean every time?"}, {"start": 10695.18, "end": 10697.3, "text": " Badge, we can do this for four hours."}, {"start": 10697.3, "end": 10698.14, "text": " Just..."}, {"start": 10700.78, "end": 10703.619999999999, "text": " At the exact same time, every hour."}, {"start": 10703.619999999999, "end": 10706.539999999999, "text": " If you're dirty, you'll kill yourself."}, {"start": 10708.66, "end": 10710.22, "text": " You'll kill yourself, bro."}, {"start": 10711.66, "end": 10714.26, "text": " It's it's a make it dirty"}, {"start": 10715.26, "end": 10719.84, "text": " Like you he has to feel weird about us making it dirty cuz I know he felt we were yes"}, {"start": 10720.539999999999, "end": 10722.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, I mean he gave you the"}, {"start": 10722.58, "end": 10724.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10727.9, "end": 10732.94, "text": " I'm telling y'all after two more tries they turning off the screens. What does that mean? Oh"}, {"start": 10734.18, "end": 10736.18, "text": " The Taco Bell screens game"}, {"start": 10736.18, "end": 10737.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10740.18, "end": 10741.18, "text": " Chad, which car?"}, {"start": 10741.18, "end": 10742.18, "text": " Which car?"}, {"start": 10746.18, "end": 10748.18, "text": " I actually don't think we should start with the rules."}, {"start": 10748.18, "end": 10750.18, "text": " I don't think we should do Rolls Royce right now."}, {"start": 10751.18, "end": 10752.18, "text": " I think we should do..."}, {"start": 10752.18, "end": 10754.18, "text": " He just doesn't want me to drive his Rolls."}, {"start": 10755.18, "end": 10757.18, "text": " No, I think the Rolls Royce pops out too much."}, {"start": 10757.18, "end": 10760.18, "text": " And so he's gonna know like, I need to explain."}, {"start": 10760.18, "end": 10762.18, "text": " So we're just in a car?"}, {"start": 10762.18, "end": 10764.18, "text": " I pull up in a fucking"}, {"start": 10765.02, "end": 10767.02, "text": " $20,000 Kia Rio"}, {"start": 10767.66, "end": 10769.66, "text": " Yeah, like like for me"}, {"start": 10770.300000000001, "end": 10772.300000000001, "text": " We have it"}, {"start": 10772.54, "end": 10774.54, "text": " Okay, oh, yeah, we can do Durango"}, {"start": 10775.78, "end": 10779.98, "text": " But at me chair. Oh, there you go. We're gonna we're gonna pull go"}, {"start": 10783.1, "end": 10787.2, "text": " Remember though for what makes sense for what we're doing not what's the coolest because obviously yeah"}, {"start": 10787.2, "end": 10788.92, "text": " that Rolls Royce pull into a booth."}, {"start": 10788.92, "end": 10790.320000000002, "text": " Driving into Rolls Royce is the price,"}, {"start": 10790.320000000002, "end": 10792.52, "text": " but that could be the funniest."}, {"start": 10799.0, "end": 10804.0, "text": " Okay, do you wear the hat and then I wear the D-Rag?"}, {"start": 10804.400000000001, "end": 10805.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10805.720000000001, "end": 10806.560000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 10808.0, "end": 10809.52, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, it's not gonna be great"}, {"start": 10809.52, "end": 10812.16, "text": " for my PR at a D-Rag."}, {"start": 10812.16, "end": 10813.0, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 10813.0, "end": 10815.240000000002, "text": " It's literally going to be great."}, {"start": 10815.240000000002, "end": 10817.16, "text": " I'm gonna look like Kip from..."}, {"start": 10817.16, "end": 10819.16, "text": " Napoleon Dynamite"}, {"start": 10819.8, "end": 10824.44, "text": " You gonna be perfectly fine. Napoleon you're just jealous because I've been talking with hot babes online all day"}, {"start": 10824.44, "end": 10829.72, "text": " I'm gonna bring you glasses too. I bring you glasses to put on prescriptions. I'm gonna take my glasses off"}, {"start": 10834.24, "end": 10839.76, "text": " What the fuck did I do just a Colton and a D-Rag driving a Hellcat"}, {"start": 10841.039999999999, "end": 10843.039999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10843.6, "end": 10845.6, "text": " Yeah, that's a gaseous"}, {"start": 10845.6, "end": 10847.6, "text": " That's a gay shit."}, {"start": 10847.6, "end": 10849.6, "text": " How are you gonna do the gangstrelian?"}, {"start": 10849.6, "end": 10850.6, "text": " Yeah, you'll be fine."}, {"start": 10850.6, "end": 10852.6, "text": " I'm performing at Lucky's."}, {"start": 10852.6, "end": 10853.6, "text": " But I'm being fair."}, {"start": 10853.6, "end": 10855.6, "text": " Alright, Chad, we in the neighborhood."}, {"start": 10858.6, "end": 10859.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10860.6, "end": 10862.6, "text": " Chad, I'm gonna leave y'all."}, {"start": 10863.6, "end": 10865.6, "text": " Actually, yeah, I'm gonna leave y'all."}, {"start": 10865.6, "end": 10867.6, "text": " Leave them in the car while you get out."}, {"start": 10867.6, "end": 10868.6, "text": " I'll give you my hoodie and shirt."}, {"start": 10868.6, "end": 10871.6, "text": " I'm gonna get my glasses and get my keys as well."}, {"start": 10871.6, "end": 10873.6, "text": " What we're taking they are?"}, {"start": 10873.6, "end": 10875.6, "text": " Oh, I got it. Oh, the Hellcat."}, {"start": 10877.32, "end": 10879.32, "text": " Yeah, Paul said my car."}, {"start": 10880.52, "end": 10883.16, "text": " That was the pull, right? It was my car. Oh, your car won?"}, {"start": 10883.880000000001, "end": 10887.4, "text": " Yeah, wait, my car win. I think I'm pretty sure. Yeah, your car won. Your car won."}, {"start": 10888.36, "end": 10891.640000000001, "text": " So, you have your key on you already? Yep. All right, cool."}, {"start": 10895.640000000001, "end": 10897.640000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna get my glasses now."}, {"start": 10898.720000000001, "end": 10902.0, "text": " We're about to drop down several hundred thousand dollars right now."}, {"start": 10903.6, "end": 10912.4, "text": " We're about to swap several tax brackets."}, {"start": 10912.4, "end": 10913.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10913.4, "end": 10916.4, "text": " I'll leave it there."}, {"start": 10916.4, "end": 10926.4, "text": " I'm going to do this and I also, I'm also going to, like, give a change out here."}, {"start": 10926.4, "end": 10928.880000000001, "text": " Are you changing shirts?"}, {"start": 10928.880000000001, "end": 10930.380000000001, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10930.380000000001, "end": 10934.560000000001, "text": " you have to take your shirt"}, {"start": 10934.560000000001, "end": 10936.44, "text": " or i have i don't have"}, {"start": 10936.44, "end": 10937.500000000002, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 10937.500000000002, "end": 10944.500000000002, "text": " i really have a shirt just like i don't even know it's the fuck it"}, {"start": 10945.640000000001, "end": 10950.640000000001, "text": " right back"}, {"start": 10950.640000000001, "end": 10954.640000000001, "text": " all the shit actually"}, {"start": 10954.64, "end": 10956.98, "text": " Ah, one of the homies got puzzled."}, {"start": 10956.98, "end": 10957.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10964.199999999999, "end": 10965.4, "text": " Chad, I'm naked."}, {"start": 10965.4, "end": 10968.279999999999, "text": " I'm naked as fuck right now."}, {"start": 10968.279999999999, "end": 10971.68, "text": " How does that make you guys feel?"}, {"start": 10971.68, "end": 10976.72, "text": " Nothing cold as naked, just right outside the camera."}, {"start": 10976.72, "end": 10977.68, "text": " Yo, we're stupid."}, {"start": 10977.68, "end": 10984.68, "text": " We're so fucking stupid."}, {"start": 10984.68, "end": 10992.68, "text": " What, what the fuck is this, this fucking zipper, bro?"}, {"start": 10992.68, "end": 10993.68, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 10993.68, "end": 10994.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10994.68, "end": 10995.68, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 10995.68, "end": 10996.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10996.68, "end": 10997.68, "text": " Alright, cool."}, {"start": 10997.68, "end": 11000.68, "text": " Oh, wait, we gotta take my car."}, {"start": 11000.68, "end": 11001.68, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11001.68, "end": 11007.28, "text": " Oh, wait, we gotta take my car."}, {"start": 11007.28, "end": 11009.28, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11009.28, "end": 11011.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11031.68, "end": 11043.44, "text": " I'm going to take my car."}, {"start": 11043.44, "end": 11056.960000000001, "text": " All right, cool."}, {"start": 11056.960000000001, "end": 11059.28, "text": " Alright, cool, alright, we're gonna go."}, {"start": 11063.12, "end": 11065.320000000002, "text": " I don't like showing this much chest here, man."}, {"start": 11066.320000000002, "end": 11067.720000000001, "text": " Getting good luck in there."}, {"start": 11071.92, "end": 11073.960000000001, "text": " Bro, I hate that fucking thing."}, {"start": 11073.960000000001, "end": 11076.44, "text": " I hate that fucking thing so much."}, {"start": 11076.44, "end": 11077.6, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11080.28, "end": 11081.480000000001, "text": " We swapped streams."}, {"start": 11082.720000000001, "end": 11084.400000000001, "text": " I'm the streamer now, baby."}, {"start": 11084.400000000001, "end": 11086.12, "text": " This is my shit."}, {"start": 11086.12, "end": 11088.08, "text": " Let's fucking go."}, {"start": 11088.08, "end": 11090.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, we went up a thousand viewers"}, {"start": 11090.960000000001, "end": 11092.36, "text": " when I got on the camera?"}, {"start": 11092.36, "end": 11093.2, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 11096.320000000002, "end": 11097.160000000002, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 11098.720000000001, "end": 11100.720000000001, "text": " That's wild the way that works, you know?"}, {"start": 11106.480000000001, "end": 11109.04, "text": " Coulda do, yeah, he's going to get a D-Rag."}, {"start": 11113.44, "end": 11115.320000000002, "text": " He's gonna go get a D-Rag and then"}, {"start": 11116.12, "end": 11128.960000000001, "text": " This is the difference between a quarter of a million dollar car and one that I'm still"}, {"start": 11128.960000000001, "end": 11131.560000000001, "text": " paying off."}, {"start": 11131.560000000001, "end": 11133.560000000001, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 11133.560000000001, "end": 11136.560000000001, "text": " Alright, cool."}, {"start": 11136.560000000001, "end": 11143.0, "text": " Welcome to my car now."}, {"start": 11143.0, "end": 11151.0, "text": " We went down several tax brackets, but mine works a lot better for this type of shit."}, {"start": 11151.0, "end": 11154.0, "text": " Take shit, take shit, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 11154.0, "end": 11156.0, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 11164.0, "end": 11165.0, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 11166.0, "end": 11168.0, "text": " Hell yeah, my car is clean."}, {"start": 11173.0, "end": 11178.0, "text": " This is probably the cleanest car on Twitch, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11179.0, "end": 11181.0, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 11181.0, "end": 11185.0, "text": " That is my, I'm almost 30, kicking in as I sat down."}, {"start": 11185.0, "end": 11187.0, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 11188.0, "end": 11195.0, "text": " My receding hairline in my old age has snuck through."}, {"start": 11199.0, "end": 11201.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11201.0, "end": 11203.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11203.0, "end": 11205.0, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 11209.0, "end": 11212.0, "text": " Oh, really? Okay, yeah, it looks pretty similar."}, {"start": 11216.0, "end": 11219.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah. My car actually kind of works for this."}, {"start": 11226.0, "end": 11228.0, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11231.0, "end": 11234.0, "text": " Oops, my bad."}, {"start": 11234.0, "end": 11242.0, "text": " Get him, Colt, you're balding."}, {"start": 11242.0, "end": 11246.0, "text": " No shit. Thanks for the heads up."}, {"start": 11246.0, "end": 11249.0, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11249.0, "end": 11253.0, "text": " So I'm about to take this shot."}, {"start": 11253.0, "end": 11257.0, "text": " Make sure they shoot tight. Try to face the window"}, {"start": 11257.0, "end": 11259.0, "text": " The window to your left for me here."}, {"start": 11263.0, "end": 11265.0, "text": " The screen chat this do I look like Kip yet?"}, {"start": 11269.8, "end": 11271.8, "text": " You look like Kip. What is that Kip?"}, {"start": 11271.96, "end": 11273.96, "text": " Do I need to show you what Kip looks like?"}, {"start": 11274.28, "end": 11275.72, "text": " Is that Kip? K-C-I-P?"}, {"start": 11275.72, "end": 11277.72, "text": " Uh K-I-P I think."}, {"start": 11287.0, "end": 11289.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11294.32, "end": 11296.32, "text": " Yeah, you do"}, {"start": 11308.04, "end": 11310.04, "text": " White boy Carl"}, {"start": 11317.0, "end": 11319.64, "text": " You know, head out. You had it backwards on?"}, {"start": 11319.64, "end": 11320.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11320.64, "end": 11322.64, "text": " Better have me pierced."}, {"start": 11322.64, "end": 11324.64, "text": " You should like that hat."}, {"start": 11324.64, "end": 11326.64, "text": " You know what's the matter?"}, {"start": 11326.64, "end": 11328.64, "text": " What do we got to find?"}, {"start": 11328.64, "end": 11330.64, "text": " It's a boy."}, {"start": 11330.64, "end": 11332.64, "text": " Adam LZ."}, {"start": 11332.64, "end": 11334.64, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11334.64, "end": 11338.64, "text": " Damn, that's a bad fleaspray, bro."}, {"start": 11338.64, "end": 11340.64, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 11347.0, "end": 11349.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11377.0, "end": 11379.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11407.0, "end": 11409.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11437.0, "end": 11439.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11467.0, "end": 11469.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11497.0, "end": 11523.48, "text": " Oh, peel out, no, no!"}, {"start": 11523.48, "end": 11526.2, "text": " Cataracts."}, {"start": 11526.2, "end": 11529.2, "text": " We got cataracts, bro."}, {"start": 11529.2, "end": 11532.2, "text": " A dog had cataracts."}, {"start": 11532.2, "end": 11535.2, "text": " I got it by surgery and I fixed it."}, {"start": 11535.2, "end": 11537.2, "text": " You can fix that?"}, {"start": 11537.2, "end": 11538.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11538.2, "end": 11540.2, "text": " That was one of the things."}, {"start": 11540.2, "end": 11547.2, "text": " They were like, you got to spend this much money on the surgery"}, {"start": 11547.2, "end": 11551.2, "text": " or a dog, this is going to be lying forever, you should put them down."}, {"start": 11551.2, "end": 11554.2, "text": " I spent eight bands on a surgery game."}, {"start": 11554.2, "end": 11556.2, "text": " 8,000 holes!"}, {"start": 11556.2, "end": 11558.2, "text": " Oh ho ho!"}, {"start": 11558.2, "end": 11563.2, "text": " There are families out there that can't afford that game. You just gotta push your dog down."}, {"start": 11563.2, "end": 11564.2, "text": " That's like..."}, {"start": 11564.2, "end": 11565.2, "text": " That's sad."}, {"start": 11565.2, "end": 11567.2, "text": " That's enough that can like..."}, {"start": 11567.2, "end": 11570.2, "text": " either ruin or save someone's life."}, {"start": 11572.2, "end": 11573.2, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 11573.2, "end": 11574.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11574.2, "end": 11575.2, "text": " You know, like 12..."}, {"start": 11575.2, "end": 11578.2, "text": " That random thing can happen to any person's dog bro."}, {"start": 11578.2, "end": 11579.2, "text": " At any point."}, {"start": 11579.2, "end": 11581.2, "text": " Wait, what kind of dog was that?"}, {"start": 11581.2, "end": 11583.2, "text": " He was a jackerel, some chariot,"}, {"start": 11583.2, "end": 11590.2, "text": " Oh, there's a special special place in our heart for shih tzu's that's all my mom's over owned"}, {"start": 11590.2, "end": 11591.2, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11591.2, "end": 11594.2, "text": " Yeah, she owns so many different like variants of shih tzu's"}, {"start": 11594.2, "end": 11597.2, "text": " I was living with my, I had a friend in middle school growing up"}, {"start": 11597.2, "end": 11603.2, "text": " Her mom literally only she bred shih tzu's, loved shih tzu's, but she loved shih tzu's"}, {"start": 11603.2, "end": 11604.2, "text": " Beer bread?"}, {"start": 11604.2, "end": 11607.2, "text": " Yeah, they had shih tzu every year or something"}, {"start": 11607.2, "end": 11608.2, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 11608.2, "end": 11610.2, "text": " Yes, bro"}, {"start": 11610.2, "end": 11613.960000000001, "text": " We had Shih Tzu Yorkey, Shih Tzu Bishan, Shih Tzu."}, {"start": 11613.960000000001, "end": 11616.960000000001, "text": " Every Yorkey boy I know, that's a boy,"}, {"start": 11616.960000000001, "end": 11619.08, "text": " his name is Prince or something."}, {"start": 11619.08, "end": 11619.92, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11619.92, "end": 11621.240000000002, "text": " People love your name in the Yorkey Prince,"}, {"start": 11621.240000000002, "end": 11625.560000000001, "text": " so you say Shih Tzu Yorkey?"}, {"start": 11625.560000000001, "end": 11626.960000000001, "text": " Yes, Shih Tzu."}, {"start": 11626.960000000001, "end": 11628.400000000001, "text": " Shih Tzu Yorkey."}, {"start": 11628.400000000001, "end": 11631.08, "text": " Shih Tzu Bishan."}, {"start": 11631.08, "end": 11634.880000000001, "text": " And then they have a French Bulldog now."}, {"start": 11634.880000000001, "end": 11638.28, "text": " And then I think she actually owns two more Shih Tzu's."}, {"start": 11638.28, "end": 11639.400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11639.4, "end": 11641.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11641.1, "end": 11644.1, "text": " Mine is made of prints."}, {"start": 11644.1, "end": 11644.6, "text": " Called out."}, {"start": 11648.199999999999, "end": 11649.4, "text": " So wait, it's a."}, {"start": 11649.4, "end": 11650.8, "text": " Oh yeah, Chad, what do we have to remember?"}, {"start": 11650.8, "end": 11653.48, "text": " Do we get the exact same thing?"}, {"start": 11653.48, "end": 11655.6, "text": " We get two Baja Blasts."}, {"start": 11655.6, "end": 11660.32, "text": " Yeah, it'd be like, how do you get two Baja Blasts and oh,"}, {"start": 11660.32, "end": 11662.48, "text": " did we say that they have dipping shit"}, {"start": 11662.48, "end": 11664.52, "text": " when we got to the window?"}, {"start": 11664.52, "end": 11666.88, "text": " Yeah, it'd be like, oh, they have dipping tacos."}, {"start": 11666.880000000001, "end": 11669.160000000002, "text": " Do we have also two dipping tacos?"}, {"start": 11669.160000000002, "end": 11669.660000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11669.660000000002, "end": 11671.36, "text": " Two dipping tacos?"}, {"start": 11671.36, "end": 11673.920000000002, "text": " It has to be our first, it has to be like our first time"}, {"start": 11673.920000000002, "end": 11674.960000000001, "text": " fucking seeing a shit."}, {"start": 11674.960000000001, "end": 11675.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11675.84, "end": 11678.34, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11678.34, "end": 11679.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11679.84, "end": 11682.000000000002, "text": " Make it, and we had to remember to tell them"}, {"start": 11682.000000000002, "end": 11683.960000000001, "text": " at the end of the order."}, {"start": 11683.960000000001, "end": 11685.960000000001, "text": " Make sure that the fuck I have left me."}, {"start": 11685.960000000001, "end": 11688.04, "text": " Make sure it's dirty."}, {"start": 11688.04, "end": 11689.2, "text": " Make sure you make it dirty."}, {"start": 11689.2, "end": 11691.2, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 11691.2, "end": 11693.04, "text": " I'm a fucking camera man, bro."}, {"start": 11693.04, "end": 11694.160000000002, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11694.160000000002, "end": 11695.2, "text": " Is this what it's like?"}, {"start": 11695.2, "end": 11696.12, "text": " Yes, this is what it's like."}, {"start": 11696.12, "end": 11698.12, "text": " Yo, can you put me in black and white?"}, {"start": 11706.12, "end": 11708.12, "text": " I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna crash. I can't head bang."}, {"start": 11708.12, "end": 11710.12, "text": " We'll do the next one."}, {"start": 11710.12, "end": 11712.12, "text": " Wait, do I need to miss my turn too?"}, {"start": 11712.12, "end": 11714.12, "text": " Do you head bang alone in your room?"}, {"start": 11714.12, "end": 11716.12, "text": " Do what?"}, {"start": 11716.12, "end": 11718.12, "text": " Do you head bang alone in your room?"}, {"start": 11718.12, "end": 11720.12, "text": " Yeah, I do like the head nod, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 11720.12, "end": 11722.12, "text": " The head nod is different. Do you head bang?"}, {"start": 11722.12, "end": 11724.12, "text": " Head bang? No. Fuck no."}, {"start": 11724.12, "end": 11724.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11724.62, "end": 11726.62, "text": " You look swaggy!"}, {"start": 11726.62, "end": 11728.62, "text": " Yo, Chad is going to look swaggy!"}, {"start": 11730.62, "end": 11732.62, "text": " Do you look like a Lorac or a swaggy?"}, {"start": 11736.62, "end": 11739.62, "text": " I did ask, dude, how bad is it?"}, {"start": 11739.62, "end": 11741.62, "text": " How bad do I look like, Ken?"}, {"start": 11741.62, "end": 11743.62, "text": " No, you look like you have swaggy."}, {"start": 11743.62, "end": 11745.62, "text": " Oh, wait, hold on, I got it."}, {"start": 11745.62, "end": 11747.62, "text": " No, I gotta do this."}, {"start": 11747.62, "end": 11749.62, "text": " Just like that."}, {"start": 11749.62, "end": 11751.62, "text": " Lean it around it."}, {"start": 11751.62, "end": 11753.62, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 11754.12, "end": 11756.12, "text": " Easy I could do this"}, {"start": 11763.960000000001, "end": 11765.960000000001, "text": " Where you looking"}, {"start": 11777.36, "end": 11779.36, "text": " Looking bro"}, {"start": 11779.36, "end": 11782.84, "text": " For free? You're giving this shit away for free?"}, {"start": 11782.84, "end": 11785.34, "text": " Yeah, but I thought I found a pants on it."}, {"start": 11785.34, "end": 11788.52, "text": " What in the fuck have I ever worn long pants?"}, {"start": 11788.52, "end": 11791.0, "text": " I've only ever worn shorts."}, {"start": 11791.0, "end": 11793.12, "text": " Is it shorts even in the fucking cold?"}, {"start": 11793.12, "end": 11796.12, "text": " You see me barefoot in like 40 degree weather."}, {"start": 11796.12, "end": 11799.6, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 11799.6, "end": 11802.2, "text": " I hate pants."}, {"start": 11802.2, "end": 11803.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 11803.2, "end": 11805.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11805.0, "end": 11807.0, "text": " I just, they feel super restrictive."}, {"start": 11807.0, "end": 11814.0, "text": " If I live by myself that ass I would be naked 90% of time."}, {"start": 11814.0, "end": 11816.0, "text": " Oh, I do too."}, {"start": 11816.0, "end": 11817.0, "text": " That's the best way."}, {"start": 11817.0, "end": 11818.0, "text": " It's the best way, bro."}, {"start": 11818.0, "end": 11822.0, "text": " And the only reason why I thought about sleeping naked was being in a relationship."}, {"start": 11822.0, "end": 11823.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11823.0, "end": 11824.0, "text": " Same thing."}, {"start": 11824.0, "end": 11825.0, "text": " Same thing."}, {"start": 11825.0, "end": 11826.0, "text": " Sleeping naked every day?"}, {"start": 11826.0, "end": 11827.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11827.0, "end": 11829.0, "text": " Just don't go back what you'll bring up, bro."}, {"start": 11829.0, "end": 11830.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11830.0, "end": 11831.0, "text": " Just now what happens?"}, {"start": 11831.0, "end": 11833.0, "text": " Well, I mean, because now you know."}, {"start": 11833.0, "end": 11836.0, "text": " And now it's like, dude, this is what I've been missing out on."}, {"start": 11836.0, "end": 11839.0, "text": " And then I got to stick in the torsion."}, {"start": 11839.0, "end": 11840.0, "text": " Oh, you don't wait."}, {"start": 11840.0, "end": 11842.0, "text": " So now you don't sleep naked anymore?"}, {"start": 11842.0, "end": 11843.0, "text": " I said it."}, {"start": 11843.0, "end": 11844.0, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11844.0, "end": 11846.0, "text": " Wait, did you get to stick in the torsion because you were sleeping naked?"}, {"start": 11846.0, "end": 11847.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11847.0, "end": 11848.0, "text": " What happened anyway?"}, {"start": 11848.0, "end": 11849.0, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11849.0, "end": 11854.0, "text": " Dude, yes, when we were doing the NBA thing, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11854.0, "end": 11855.0, "text": " Your balls hurt."}, {"start": 11855.0, "end": 11858.0, "text": " I was sitting on that stool and I was like, yo, why did my balls just start hurting?"}, {"start": 11858.0, "end": 11859.0, "text": " We were like really bad."}, {"start": 11859.0, "end": 11860.0, "text": " Oh, you got scared."}, {"start": 11860.0, "end": 11861.0, "text": " You got scared."}, {"start": 11861.0, "end": 11862.0, "text": " I got scared."}, {"start": 11862.0, "end": 11863.0, "text": " I did ask."}, {"start": 11863.0, "end": 11864.0, "text": " I got scared."}, {"start": 11864.0, "end": 11865.0, "text": " I'll set it before it's gone."}, {"start": 11865.0, "end": 11866.0, "text": " Okay, let's see."}, {"start": 11866.0, "end": 11867.0, "text": " Is this on the shirt?"}, {"start": 11867.0, "end": 11868.0, "text": " Oh, they're doing it at home."}, {"start": 11868.0, "end": 11869.0, "text": " Let's pull it over."}, {"start": 11869.0, "end": 11870.0, "text": " I'm going to put it on the shirt."}, {"start": 11870.0, "end": 11871.0, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 11871.0, "end": 11872.0, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 11872.0, "end": 11873.0, "text": " You got it?"}, {"start": 11873.0, "end": 11874.0, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11874.0, "end": 11875.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11875.0, "end": 11876.0, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 11876.0, "end": 11877.0, "text": " So it's..."}, {"start": 11877.0, "end": 11878.0, "text": " We got to get the Baja Blast."}, {"start": 11878.0, "end": 11879.0, "text": " Did you notice?"}, {"start": 11879.0, "end": 11880.0, "text": " Oh, wait a shit."}, {"start": 11880.0, "end": 11881.0, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11881.0, "end": 11882.0, "text": " They got the beef taco dippers."}, {"start": 11882.0, "end": 11883.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11883.0, "end": 11884.0, "text": " Can we get beef dip?"}, {"start": 11884.0, "end": 11885.0, "text": " You want one too?"}, {"start": 11885.0, "end": 11886.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11886.0, "end": 11887.0, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 11887.0, "end": 11888.0, "text": " Can we make that too?"}, {"start": 11888.0, "end": 11889.0, "text": " Make that too."}, {"start": 11889.0, "end": 11893.0, "text": " And can we make sure the Baja Blast is there?"}, {"start": 11893.0, "end": 11896.84, "text": " I'll have losses dirty make it dirty make sure it make it dirty"}, {"start": 11905.64, "end": 11907.64, "text": " God I do this"}, {"start": 11911.56, "end": 11915.12, "text": " Yeah, dude, this is gonna be so hard not to laugh"}, {"start": 11923.0, "end": 11939.64, "text": " Can we get a Mountain Dew Baja Blast?"}, {"start": 11939.64, "end": 11940.64, "text": " Medium."}, {"start": 11940.64, "end": 11945.36, "text": " We'll make that a medium."}, {"start": 11945.36, "end": 11949.24, "text": " Oh, do they got shredded beef dipping?"}, {"start": 11949.24, "end": 11950.24, "text": " You want one?"}, {"start": 11950.24, "end": 11952.84, "text": " Shredded beef dipping tacos?"}, {"start": 11952.84, "end": 11953.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11953.84, "end": 11956.08, "text": " Can we get the shredded beef dipping taco?"}, {"start": 11956.08, "end": 11957.64, "text": " Anything else beef there?"}, {"start": 11957.64, "end": 11959.64, "text": " Can we make that two?"}, {"start": 11963.64, "end": 11967.64, "text": " Can we make sure that we get the bohub last dirty?"}, {"start": 11967.64, "end": 11969.64, "text": " Make sure it's dirty."}, {"start": 11969.64, "end": 11970.64, "text": " Oh, is it a bohub?"}, {"start": 11970.64, "end": 11971.64, "text": " Do you want to make that dirty?"}, {"start": 11971.64, "end": 11972.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11972.64, "end": 11974.64, "text": " Can we make sure that's dirty?"}, {"start": 11977.64, "end": 11978.64, "text": " Say it louder."}, {"start": 11978.64, "end": 11982.599999999999, "text": " All right, now we're ready."}, {"start": 11982.599999999999, "end": 11983.56, "text": " Do we need it?"}, {"start": 11983.56, "end": 11985.56, "text": " About anything else you said?"}, {"start": 11985.56, "end": 11986.599999999999, "text": " One more time."}, {"start": 11986.599999999999, "end": 11988.08, "text": " No, no, that should be it."}, {"start": 11988.08, "end": 11990.519999999999, "text": " I just want to make sure the Baja Blast is a dirty Baja"}, {"start": 11990.519999999999, "end": 11992.08, "text": " Blast, a dirty."}, {"start": 11992.08, "end": 11993.599999999999, "text": " If everything goes the right, you just"}, {"start": 11993.599999999999, "end": 11995.92, "text": " turn it up to the total width, 12 to 64."}, {"start": 11995.92, "end": 11998.359999999999, "text": " Would you like to find the 36 on the carry side?"}, {"start": 11998.359999999999, "end": 11999.359999999999, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 11999.359999999999, "end": 12000.16, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 12000.16, "end": 12002.599999999999, "text": " Any alcohols out there right at the outlet."}, {"start": 12002.599999999999, "end": 12003.099999999999, "text": " Oh, so?"}, {"start": 12003.099999999999, "end": 12004.24, "text": " Keep driving."}, {"start": 12004.24, "end": 12005.64, "text": " Keep driving."}, {"start": 12005.64, "end": 12007.96, "text": " No, that should be it."}, {"start": 12007.960000000001, "end": 12012.960000000001, "text": " I don't think that's him, bro. His voice is different. Yeah, it doesn't sound like the same guy. That doesn't sound like the same guy."}, {"start": 12012.960000000001, "end": 12017.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12020.960000000001, "end": 12022.960000000001, "text": " Wait, no, I think this might be the same guy."}, {"start": 12022.960000000001, "end": 12027.960000000001, "text": " Oh, wait, we left at 12. This might be a new guy."}, {"start": 12027.960000000001, "end": 12030.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god. This might be a new guy."}, {"start": 12030.960000000001, "end": 12032.960000000001, "text": " Yo, we didn't even quit."}, {"start": 12032.960000000001, "end": 12033.86, "text": " YEEEHH"}, {"start": 12035.86, "end": 12036.820000000002, "text": " No..."}, {"start": 12038.460000000001, "end": 12039.44, "text": " it's you! it's you!"}, {"start": 12039.6, "end": 12040.34, "text": " I don't know..."}, {"start": 12040.34, "end": 12041.28, "text": " No, this might be the same guy"}, {"start": 12041.380000000001, "end": 12041.880000000001, "text": " It's him?"}, {"start": 12041.880000000001, "end": 12042.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah.."}, {"start": 12042.720000000001, "end": 12043.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12043.460000000001, "end": 12044.380000000001, "text": " It's probably the same guy"}, {"start": 12044.6, "end": 12045.6, "text": " it's not the same guy"}, {"start": 12045.900000000001, "end": 12046.900000000001, "text": " 1264"}, {"start": 12047.1, "end": 12047.6, "text": " Arrg!"}, {"start": 12055.220000000001, "end": 12056.1, "text": " That's not a thing"}, {"start": 12058.820000000002, "end": 12059.720000000001, "text": " New guard"}, {"start": 12060.160000000002, "end": 12061.12, "text": " Here, here me."}, {"start": 12061.12, "end": 12062.62, "text": " Jeremy's gonna be on his..."}, {"start": 12062.62, "end": 12064.62, "text": " Awesome, thank you."}, {"start": 12067.240000000002, "end": 12069.240000000002, "text": " And you said no hot sauce."}, {"start": 12069.240000000002, "end": 12071.740000000002, "text": " Uh, we'll take uh, what did you get?"}, {"start": 12071.740000000002, "end": 12073.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, some hot sauce."}, {"start": 12073.740000000002, "end": 12075.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, some hot sauce."}, {"start": 12077.740000000002, "end": 12079.740000000002, "text": " Fuck. Fuck."}, {"start": 12079.740000000002, "end": 12081.740000000002, "text": " We just get into the big fucking money."}, {"start": 12081.740000000002, "end": 12083.740000000002, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 12083.740000000002, "end": 12085.740000000002, "text": " The switch sits doing again."}, {"start": 12085.740000000002, "end": 12087.740000000002, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 12087.740000000002, "end": 12089.740000000002, "text": " Bro, just don't leave."}, {"start": 12089.740000000002, "end": 12091.740000000002, "text": " Just don't leave."}, {"start": 12091.74, "end": 12097.58, "text": " Every time we come back it's a new employee. We we get this entire fucking place to quit"}, {"start": 12106.02, "end": 12108.02, "text": " Twilight Zone"}, {"start": 12108.02, "end": 12108.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 12108.86, "end": 12111.36, "text": " Fucking, fucking, fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 12117.42, "end": 12119.5, "text": " Truman showed no severance."}, {"start": 12119.5, "end": 12120.82, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12120.82, "end": 12124.220000000001, "text": " Nigga, nigga woke up, he's like, oh, fuck, no."}, {"start": 12124.220000000001, "end": 12125.62, "text": " They turned him off."}, {"start": 12125.62, "end": 12128.12, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, again."}, {"start": 12128.12, "end": 12129.36, "text": " This is gonna be 10 minutes, by the way."}, {"start": 12129.36, "end": 12132.1, "text": " Yeah, yeah, this is supposed to be 10 minutes."}, {"start": 12132.1, "end": 12133.82, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 12133.82, "end": 12134.98, "text": " You're the same thing."}, {"start": 12134.98, "end": 12135.82, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 12135.82, "end": 12152.66, "text": " Oh, he did that so quick. Oh my god, I needed to ask for a second one, but he like he's like all right"}, {"start": 12152.66, "end": 12154.66, "text": " That's it and then close it. Yo"}, {"start": 12155.42, "end": 12157.42, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 12157.42, "end": 12158.26, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 12158.26, "end": 12159.08, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 12159.08, "end": 12159.92, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 12161.68, "end": 12162.52, "text": " All right, swap shirts."}, {"start": 12162.52, "end": 12164.36, "text": " Yeah, swap shirts."}, {"start": 12164.36, "end": 12165.68, "text": " Swap shirts, swap everything."}, {"start": 12165.68, "end": 12166.52, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12166.52, "end": 12167.36, "text": " And then hide the merchandise."}, {"start": 12167.36, "end": 12168.2, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12170.8, "end": 12172.08, "text": " We gotta run it back."}, {"start": 12172.08, "end": 12175.64, "text": " I'm not, I'm not gonna let some fucker at Taco Bell"}, {"start": 12176.84, "end": 12180.52, "text": " go without his night and his mind being fucking blown."}, {"start": 12180.52, "end": 12181.36, "text": " Fuck this."}, {"start": 12182.32, "end": 12183.32, "text": " This is bullshit."}, {"start": 12186.2, "end": 12187.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12187.42, "end": 12189.42, "text": " Oh my god, I fell off my mic."}, {"start": 12189.42, "end": 12190.42, "text": " Alright, I switched."}, {"start": 12190.42, "end": 12191.42, "text": " Hey, you have your shirt, right?"}, {"start": 12191.42, "end": 12192.42, "text": " That's all I have on your shirt."}, {"start": 12192.42, "end": 12193.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12199.42, "end": 12201.42, "text": " There's a hundred thousand on your shirt."}, {"start": 12201.42, "end": 12202.42, "text": " Wait, don't."}, {"start": 12202.42, "end": 12203.42, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12205.42, "end": 12206.42, "text": " Hold me here."}, {"start": 12206.42, "end": 12207.42, "text": " Yeah, hold me here."}, {"start": 12207.42, "end": 12208.42, "text": " Hold me here."}, {"start": 12208.42, "end": 12209.42, "text": " Hold me here."}, {"start": 12209.42, "end": 12210.42, "text": " Hold me here."}, {"start": 12210.42, "end": 12212.42, "text": " I'm watching these strips for sure."}, {"start": 12214.42, "end": 12215.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12217.42, "end": 12223.02, "text": " You guys, we're getting naked."}, {"start": 12223.02, "end": 12229.42, "text": " I'm not ready to show off my physique yet."}, {"start": 12229.42, "end": 12231.98, "text": " I'm not there quite yet."}, {"start": 12231.98, "end": 12240.54, "text": " Wait, wouldn't you do like untie it or something?"}, {"start": 12240.54, "end": 12255.080000000002, "text": " oh my god bro you got a fat-ass head holy shit"}, {"start": 12255.080000000002, "end": 12266.740000000002, "text": " oh my god yo you were on the last peg"}, {"start": 12266.74, "end": 12268.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12272.22, "end": 12274.539999999999, "text": " Damn I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 12279.02, "end": 12282.98, "text": " What I didn't say anything wait, how do I hide how I had this"}, {"start": 12286.3, "end": 12288.3, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 12290.14, "end": 12295.94, "text": " All right, I'm gonna put the talk a little bit. Oh, I'm so mad the other guy was the other guy"}, {"start": 12296.74, "end": 12298.74, "text": " Another guy was so much like a dude."}, {"start": 12300.74, "end": 12302.74, "text": " Yeah, like, he would have fucked with that?"}, {"start": 12302.74, "end": 12303.74, "text": " Yeah, he would have."}, {"start": 12304.74, "end": 12305.74, "text": " What are we doing, Colton?"}, {"start": 12305.74, "end": 12306.74, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12306.74, "end": 12308.74, "text": " I'm supposed to be playing 007, bro."}, {"start": 12308.74, "end": 12310.74, "text": " Yo, they might. Yo, bro."}, {"start": 12312.74, "end": 12314.74, "text": " Yo, gang, how do I tell you?"}, {"start": 12315.74, "end": 12316.74, "text": " Bro. Oh, my..."}, {"start": 12318.74, "end": 12319.74, "text": " Yo, bro. Alright."}, {"start": 12319.74, "end": 12320.58, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12326.18, "end": 12327.34, "text": " All right, let's do it."}, {"start": 12327.34, "end": 12329.56, "text": " You were supposed to react."}, {"start": 12329.56, "end": 12331.46, "text": " I think I'm, listen."}, {"start": 12331.46, "end": 12332.3, "text": " I'm a good-"}, {"start": 12332.3, "end": 12333.5, "text": " I'm supposed to react, idiot."}, {"start": 12333.5, "end": 12334.78, "text": " I'm a real job."}, {"start": 12334.78, "end": 12337.82, "text": " Do we go home and react or go home and play 007?"}, {"start": 12337.82, "end": 12339.26, "text": " Cause we got some good reacts."}, {"start": 12339.26, "end": 12341.02, "text": " What if it's an hour long?"}, {"start": 12341.02, "end": 12344.94, "text": " I'll come down for long reactions or 007."}, {"start": 12344.94, "end": 12345.78, "text": " Either or."}, {"start": 12346.98, "end": 12348.82, "text": " Next day we just make up we didn't do it today."}, {"start": 12348.82, "end": 12351.38, "text": " I'm probably gonna put a double or something on it at home."}, {"start": 12353.34, "end": 12355.699999999999, "text": " We're gonna pull it up by the time we get to the clue."}, {"start": 12355.699999999999, "end": 12356.82, "text": " Did I have the mic on this side?"}, {"start": 12356.82, "end": 12358.98, "text": " Where'd I have the mic before?"}, {"start": 12358.98, "end": 12359.9, "text": " Oh, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 12359.9, "end": 12361.06, "text": " Yeah, that's a new guy."}, {"start": 12364.06, "end": 12365.22, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12365.22, "end": 12366.06, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 12370.18, "end": 12371.86, "text": " All right, hold the camera."}, {"start": 12371.86, "end": 12373.18, "text": " Oh yeah, you were holding the camera."}, {"start": 12373.18, "end": 12374.74, "text": " Cars in front of us, Colton."}, {"start": 12374.74, "end": 12375.58, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12375.58, "end": 12377.18, "text": " No, it's fine, it gives us time to prep."}, {"start": 12378.82, "end": 12380.82, "text": " That's right, I did that right there."}, {"start": 12382.18, "end": 12384.18, "text": " How do you like my car? Does it feel..."}, {"start": 12385.66, "end": 12386.16, "text": " Cheaper?"}, {"start": 12386.74, "end": 12387.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12387.74, "end": 12390.539999999999, "text": " You understand my first car was a Toyota Corolla, right?"}, {"start": 12390.539999999999, "end": 12391.44, "text": " Oh shit, really?"}, {"start": 12391.44, "end": 12393.94, "text": " Yes, for years, bro. They got me a little civic."}, {"start": 12393.94, "end": 12394.9, "text": " You doing the same thing?"}, {"start": 12394.9, "end": 12396.08, "text": " Toyota's a fire, dude."}, {"start": 12396.08, "end": 12397.68, "text": " I love them. I love them."}, {"start": 12397.68, "end": 12398.74, "text": " You know what my first car was?"}, {"start": 12398.74, "end": 12399.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12399.72, "end": 12400.52, "text": " It's a..."}, {"start": 12401.22, "end": 12402.26, "text": " Jeep Grand Cherokee."}, {"start": 12402.26, "end": 12404.26, "text": " Damn, yeah. Your first car was a Jeep?"}, {"start": 12404.26, "end": 12406.26, "text": " Yeah, 96 Jeep Grand Cherokee."}, {"start": 12406.92, "end": 12408.02, "text": " Bro, there you go, Lime."}, {"start": 12408.02, "end": 12409.74, "text": " How many miles do you think that bitch had on it?"}, {"start": 12409.74, "end": 12411.300000000001, "text": " What, you got it?"}, {"start": 12411.300000000001, "end": 12413.1, "text": " Uh, no, what do you know with it?"}, {"start": 12413.1, "end": 12413.9, "text": " 200,000."}, {"start": 12413.9, "end": 12414.82, "text": " 150,000."}, {"start": 12414.82, "end": 12415.82, "text": " You're not even close."}, {"start": 12418.98, "end": 12419.460000000001, "text": " Keep going."}, {"start": 12419.460000000001, "end": 12420.86, "text": " You were living in Texas at the time?"}, {"start": 12420.86, "end": 12421.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12423.78, "end": 12425.02, "text": " 300,000?"}, {"start": 12425.02, "end": 12426.54, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 12426.54, "end": 12429.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12429.34, "end": 12431.1, "text": " Did you do an engine swap at any?"}, {"start": 12431.1, "end": 12433.380000000001, "text": " No, I just bathed the fuck out of it."}, {"start": 12433.380000000001, "end": 12435.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12435.58, "end": 12438.62, "text": " and I did all of the repairs on my Jeep myself."}, {"start": 12439.5, "end": 12441.4, "text": " 400,000 miles?"}, {"start": 12441.4, "end": 12442.7, "text": " Pretty close to four on it."}, {"start": 12442.7, "end": 12444.7, "text": " It's 300 and 70."}, {"start": 12444.7, "end": 12446.22, "text": " Ooh, that's close."}, {"start": 12446.22, "end": 12449.14, "text": " 368 miles."}, {"start": 12449.14, "end": 12450.34, "text": " No, it's 386."}, {"start": 12450.34, "end": 12451.18, "text": " Oh, 386."}, {"start": 12451.18, "end": 12452.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, 368."}, {"start": 12452.539999999999, "end": 12453.74, "text": " No, it was 368."}, {"start": 12453.74, "end": 12454.58, "text": " Sorry, yeah."}, {"start": 12454.58, "end": 12455.42, "text": " 368."}, {"start": 12455.42, "end": 12456.7, "text": " Yeah, it was 368,000 miles."}, {"start": 12456.7, "end": 12458.5, "text": " Yo, that's crazy."}, {"start": 12460.18, "end": 12462.38, "text": " My mom's MDX, Acura MDX,"}, {"start": 12462.38, "end": 12463.82, "text": " her shit got to almost 300"}, {"start": 12463.82, "end": 12465.619999999999, "text": " and that shit, she had to do it, and you saw all the time,"}, {"start": 12465.619999999999, "end": 12466.9, "text": " I remember buying a new car again."}, {"start": 12466.9, "end": 12467.74, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 12467.74, "end": 12469.46, "text": " You spent so much money on it, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 12469.46, "end": 12470.539999999999, "text": " Just let it go, bro."}, {"start": 12470.539999999999, "end": 12472.1, "text": " Mom, just let it go, bro."}, {"start": 12472.1, "end": 12473.82, "text": " She's the lot of that shit when we was the JIT."}, {"start": 12473.82, "end": 12475.14, "text": " Tuma."}, {"start": 12475.14, "end": 12475.98, "text": " Tuma!"}, {"start": 12477.14, "end": 12478.94, "text": " What the fuck are you getting at us?"}, {"start": 12482.22, "end": 12484.94, "text": " Yo, we're just giving these niggas free bread."}, {"start": 12484.94, "end": 12486.779999999999, "text": " We're just giving, talking about free money."}, {"start": 12486.779999999999, "end": 12487.619999999999, "text": " How do they do it?"}, {"start": 12487.619999999999, "end": 12489.699999999999, "text": " I thought I had 12 bucks at a time."}, {"start": 12489.699999999999, "end": 12491.539999999999, "text": " Wait, no, wait, no, wait."}, {"start": 12491.539999999999, "end": 12492.38, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12493.82, "end": 12498.82, "text": " Come on, come on. Checking in with Balmau Blast. They're just placing over."}, {"start": 12498.82, "end": 12506.82, "text": " Yeah, can I have a two-bar blast? Can you make it dirty?"}, {"start": 12506.82, "end": 12508.82, "text": " Small, but never mind."}, {"start": 12508.82, "end": 12510.82, "text": " Small."}, {"start": 12510.82, "end": 12512.82, "text": " Medium?"}, {"start": 12512.82, "end": 12517.82, "text": " Wait, shredded beef dipping taco. Oh, I think that's it. You want the shredded beef dipping taco?"}, {"start": 12517.82, "end": 12519.82, "text": " Yeah, let's do two of those."}, {"start": 12519.82, "end": 12523.82, "text": " Can you get a shredded beef dipping taco too, actually?"}, {"start": 12523.82, "end": 12525.82, "text": " Of course, anything else for you, sir."}, {"start": 12525.82, "end": 12529.82, "text": " No, but can you make sure the Baja Blast is dirty?"}, {"start": 12529.82, "end": 12531.82, "text": " Yes, it's your medium dirty Baja Blast."}, {"start": 12531.82, "end": 12533.82, "text": " So that's two different Baja Blast."}, {"start": 12533.82, "end": 12534.82, "text": " Anything else for you, sir?"}, {"start": 12534.82, "end": 12536.82, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 12536.82, "end": 12537.82, "text": " Any hot sauce?"}, {"start": 12537.82, "end": 12538.82, "text": " I'll have the hot sauce, yeah."}, {"start": 12538.82, "end": 12540.82, "text": " Uh, hot sauce?"}, {"start": 12540.82, "end": 12541.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12541.82, "end": 12543.82, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 12543.82, "end": 12546.82, "text": " Can you just try the fish and your sauce and the cherry sauce?"}, {"start": 12546.82, "end": 12548.82, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 12548.82, "end": 12550.82, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 12550.82, "end": 12552.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12554.82, "end": 12557.82, "text": " Alright, this is like some freshman high school."}, {"start": 12557.82, "end": 12560.82, "text": " This is so stupid. This is so dumb."}, {"start": 12560.82, "end": 12563.82, "text": " This is so stupid, bro."}, {"start": 12563.82, "end": 12565.82, "text": " What, did he ask me?"}, {"start": 12565.82, "end": 12568.82, "text": " He probably didn't donate to the charity. I said dirty."}, {"start": 12570.82, "end": 12574.82, "text": " He said, well, you like to round up to the nearest one. Dirty."}, {"start": 12574.82, "end": 12576.82, "text": " I just said it."}, {"start": 12576.82, "end": 12581.82, "text": " Okay, let's see what you can tumble on."}, {"start": 12586.82, "end": 12588.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12590.82, "end": 12592.82, "text": " Move all evidence."}, {"start": 12592.82, "end": 12594.82, "text": " Wait, where'd your band-aid blast?"}, {"start": 12594.82, "end": 12596.82, "text": " I got it right down here."}, {"start": 12634.82, "end": 12636.82, "text": " And it's 1650."}, {"start": 12644.82, "end": 12646.82, "text": " You know what I realized?"}, {"start": 12646.82, "end": 12648.82, "text": " I realized this car sits too low."}, {"start": 12648.82, "end": 12650.82, "text": " He didn't get to look."}, {"start": 12650.82, "end": 12652.82, "text": " I didn't listen to his voice."}, {"start": 12652.82, "end": 12654.82, "text": " When you were cameramaning?"}, {"start": 12654.82, "end": 12656.82, "text": " He didn't see me."}, {"start": 12656.82, "end": 12658.82, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12658.82, "end": 12660.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12664.82, "end": 12666.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12666.82, "end": 12671.82, "text": " Um, yeah, it's so hot."}, {"start": 12671.82, "end": 12674.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12674.82, "end": 12676.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12676.82, "end": 12678.82, "text": " We got to switch cars."}, {"start": 12678.82, "end": 12680.82, "text": " No, no, no, no, we got to go home."}, {"start": 12680.82, "end": 12682.82, "text": " We got to go home."}, {"start": 12682.82, "end": 12684.82, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 12684.82, "end": 12688.82, "text": " Do I have a segment where we're ordering Taco Bell for four fucking hours?"}, {"start": 12688.82, "end": 12690.82, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 12690.82, "end": 12698.1, "text": " Taco Bell for four fucking hours. Bro, do we gotta do it again? Yo, that's not fair the cork at last, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 12701.539999999999, "end": 12703.539999999999, "text": " We gotta go home, bro"}, {"start": 12704.779999999999, "end": 12707.22, "text": " Right, you can't switch cars"}, {"start": 12707.86, "end": 12712.619999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna cyber truck cuz I even him to work. Yeah, I can't do that again, right?"}, {"start": 12716.18, "end": 12718.18, "text": " All right, we run this again"}, {"start": 12718.18, "end": 12720.58, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12720.58, "end": 12722.24, "text": " That's a night."}, {"start": 12722.24, "end": 12726.18, "text": " But we run it back again, but we have Mark and Greg"}, {"start": 12726.18, "end": 12727.74, "text": " bringing cars with us."}, {"start": 12727.74, "end": 12730.960000000001, "text": " So we can run that shit like 10 times"}, {"start": 12730.960000000001, "end": 12734.24, "text": " of the whole fleet of cars in the plaza somewhere."}, {"start": 12734.24, "end": 12735.98, "text": " And we're going to do that shit."}, {"start": 12735.98, "end": 12737.44, "text": " Dead ass, bro."}, {"start": 12737.44, "end": 12740.36, "text": " Dead ass, gang."}, {"start": 12740.36, "end": 12741.52, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 12741.52, "end": 12743.460000000001, "text": " This is good test run."}, {"start": 12743.460000000001, "end": 12745.86, "text": " This is good test run."}, {"start": 12745.86, "end": 12747.86, "text": " Our garage is fucking big as up"}, {"start": 12748.54, "end": 12754.54, "text": " Hey, but they get a free bread again, but then okay, but then we can also bring like a bunch of different clothes"}, {"start": 12755.54, "end": 12758.5, "text": " Like we could just swap clothes all night"}, {"start": 12765.02, "end": 12767.02, "text": " Cyber truck your car"}, {"start": 12767.82, "end": 12772.220000000001, "text": " Rolls-Royce like my car doesn't work because it's because it sits too low"}, {"start": 12772.220000000001, "end": 12774.62, "text": " Oh, you can't see the camera, man."}, {"start": 12774.62, "end": 12776.62, "text": " So the one you circle back around twice though,"}, {"start": 12776.62, "end": 12778.78, "text": " from how they like, they see there's something."}, {"start": 12778.78, "end": 12779.980000000001, "text": " It's straight, trust me."}, {"start": 12779.980000000001, "end": 12781.260000000002, "text": " It's just gonna be swapped."}, {"start": 12781.260000000002, "end": 12783.18, "text": " We're gonna use the same car to swap,"}, {"start": 12783.18, "end": 12784.62, "text": " and then we switch cars."}, {"start": 12784.62, "end": 12785.980000000001, "text": " Swap, and then we switch cars."}, {"start": 12785.980000000001, "end": 12787.740000000002, "text": " We go, we do it twice, and then we switch cars."}, {"start": 12787.740000000002, "end": 12792.340000000002, "text": " Look, Cybertruck, your car, M8, Durango,"}, {"start": 12793.420000000002, "end": 12795.460000000001, "text": " Rolls Royce, Supra."}, {"start": 12796.740000000002, "end": 12799.580000000002, "text": " Do you run this with Senna and Emily?"}, {"start": 12799.580000000002, "end": 12800.740000000002, "text": " Fuck Senna."}, {"start": 12800.74, "end": 12803.02, "text": " I'm not running shit, what's up?"}, {"start": 12803.02, "end": 12804.02, "text": " Alright, fair enough."}, {"start": 12804.02, "end": 12805.02, "text": " It's me, you thing, bro."}, {"start": 12805.02, "end": 12806.02, "text": " Alright, I'm down."}, {"start": 12806.02, "end": 12807.02, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 12807.02, "end": 12808.02, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 12808.02, "end": 12809.02, "text": " No, what do we just do all the night?"}, {"start": 12809.02, "end": 12810.02, "text": " So what do we do with them tacos?"}, {"start": 12810.02, "end": 12811.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12811.02, "end": 12822.82, "text": " Listen, man, I've only had 400 calories today minus the other debris, the dipping debris"}, {"start": 12822.82, "end": 12823.82, "text": " that we just had."}, {"start": 12823.82, "end": 12824.82, "text": " Okay, Chad, this is the plan."}, {"start": 12824.82, "end": 12827.82, "text": " Tell me who can be mad at me."}, {"start": 12827.82, "end": 12837.82, "text": " I don't want to start the trend with like how we do a roof wukong even though a lot of times we do a wukong we just boot and do a wukong only."}, {"start": 12837.82, "end": 12849.82, "text": " I don't want to start this game at 3 AM bro. We go home, we watch some juicy reactions, we do the NBA game thing, the 82 and 0 game."}, {"start": 12849.82, "end": 12855.539999999999, "text": " And then tomorrow we start up double-O, but if y'all don't like that, we can do it opposite"}, {"start": 12855.539999999999, "end": 12859.06, "text": " We actually just go home and start double-O right now and say the reaction for tomorrow"}, {"start": 12860.5, "end": 12862.9, "text": " And continue double-O tomorrow, but let me know"}, {"start": 12867.5, "end": 12869.5, "text": " Affairs"}, {"start": 12871.94, "end": 12873.94, "text": " Do we ask bet"}, {"start": 12873.94, "end": 12877.94, "text": " No we're in sports man."}, {"start": 12877.94, "end": 12879.94, "text": " We are?"}, {"start": 12879.94, "end": 12880.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12880.94, "end": 12882.94, "text": " You have paddle ship or something?"}, {"start": 12882.94, "end": 12883.94, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 12883.94, "end": 12884.94, "text": " How do I switch gears there?"}, {"start": 12884.94, "end": 12885.94, "text": " Do I have a paddle?"}, {"start": 12885.94, "end": 12887.94, "text": " So it's in a swatch, right?"}, {"start": 12887.94, "end": 12889.94, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 12889.94, "end": 12891.94, "text": " Change, change, change, change."}, {"start": 12891.94, "end": 12894.94, "text": " Go back in the right number."}, {"start": 12894.94, "end": 12896.94, "text": " Woo hoo."}, {"start": 12896.94, "end": 12897.94, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 12897.94, "end": 12899.94, "text": " I did it by light."}, {"start": 12899.94, "end": 12901.94, "text": " I did it by light."}, {"start": 12901.94, "end": 12906.140000000001, "text": " I got too hot, I got too hot, I got too hot, you know."}, {"start": 12906.140000000001, "end": 12907.980000000001, "text": " But low key, we can only do it,"}, {"start": 12907.980000000001, "end": 12909.86, "text": " we have to test out Taco Bells."}, {"start": 12909.86, "end": 12911.34, "text": " We have to see who's at the window game."}, {"start": 12911.34, "end": 12912.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12912.18, "end": 12913.02, "text": " We have to see if it's like a good,"}, {"start": 12913.02, "end": 12915.78, "text": " if it's like some, somebody who knows how to get,"}, {"start": 12916.86, "end": 12918.42, "text": " be good with it, we ain't gonna go,"}, {"start": 12918.42, "end": 12919.74, "text": " drop your different Taco Bells."}, {"start": 12919.74, "end": 12921.42, "text": " We just gonna go there for like cinnamon twists."}, {"start": 12921.42, "end": 12922.26, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12922.26, "end": 12923.54, "text": " That's like our test run."}, {"start": 12923.54, "end": 12925.9, "text": " No, we gotta make it dirty."}, {"start": 12925.9, "end": 12927.94, "text": " That's the Siggi Road to dirty."}, {"start": 12927.94, "end": 12929.26, "text": " Dirty, kind of like."}, {"start": 12929.26, "end": 12930.1, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 12930.1, "end": 12930.94, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 12930.94, "end": 12932.94, "text": " Yeah, they make it very, very..."}, {"start": 12934.66, "end": 12936.66, "text": " Do we have battery good right now?"}, {"start": 12937.060000000001, "end": 12938.060000000001, "text": " Okay, see?"}, {"start": 12938.980000000001, "end": 12940.980000000001, "text": " Loki, yes, I don't know why."}, {"start": 12941.220000000001, "end": 12942.720000000001, "text": " Oh, because I haven't reacted to anything."}, {"start": 12942.82, "end": 12943.82, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12943.94, "end": 12944.94, "text": " Like, generally."}, {"start": 12946.18, "end": 12948.18, "text": " But I mean, pure..."}, {"start": 12952.380000000001, "end": 12954.380000000001, "text": " It usually wouldn't be good right now, but it is."}, {"start": 12954.460000000001, "end": 12956.460000000001, "text": " It's 12.32."}, {"start": 12957.380000000001, "end": 12958.380000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12959.220000000001, "end": 12960.220000000001, "text": " I have..."}, {"start": 12960.220000000001, "end": 12962.54, "text": " Is that LEGO video actually comp?"}, {"start": 12962.54, "end": 12965.340000000002, "text": " There's a video titled like,"}, {"start": 12965.340000000002, "end": 12967.18, "text": " The Biggest LEGO Thief of All Time."}, {"start": 12967.18, "end": 12970.220000000001, "text": " Some shit and they just saying that shit is gas."}, {"start": 12971.980000000001, "end": 12973.660000000002, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 12973.660000000002, "end": 12974.94, "text": " Everyone says yes."}, {"start": 12975.660000000002, "end": 12977.900000000001, "text": " I think it's pretty unanimous."}, {"start": 12977.900000000001, "end": 12979.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think so too."}, {"start": 12979.740000000002, "end": 12980.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12980.7, "end": 12982.060000000001, "text": " I think they fuck over there."}, {"start": 12983.500000000002, "end": 12985.900000000001, "text": " Do we watch, uh, I didn't listen to Speed Song."}, {"start": 12985.900000000001, "end": 12986.62, "text": " Was that shit fire?"}, {"start": 12987.580000000002, "end": 12988.140000000001, "text": " But chat, what do we do?"}, {"start": 12988.140000000001, "end": 12989.02, "text": " Wait, Speed Song?"}, {"start": 12989.02, "end": 12991.42, "text": " Yeah, you made a World Cup 2 song, so shit."}, {"start": 12991.42, "end": 12992.78, "text": " Oh, I watched that!"}, {"start": 12992.78, "end": 12995.58, "text": " That first one was a banger, a few years ago."}, {"start": 12995.58, "end": 12997.66, "text": " So this one probably is banger too."}, {"start": 12997.66, "end": 12999.9, "text": " Are they using this one for people or not?"}, {"start": 12999.9, "end": 13000.7, "text": " Is that crazy?"}, {"start": 13000.7, "end": 13001.82, "text": " Or for the World Cup or not?"}, {"start": 13005.1, "end": 13006.220000000001, "text": " First one clears."}, {"start": 13008.140000000001, "end": 13009.18, "text": " I'll be the judge of that."}, {"start": 13013.18, "end": 13014.380000000001, "text": " But I ain't pure."}, {"start": 13015.74, "end": 13018.78, "text": " Jack, I'm making a song of Patreon this weekend."}, {"start": 13018.78, "end": 13026.18, "text": " I know I'm gonna feed the street and I haven't been feeding for it, but I'm gonna give you what you want, I'm gonna do it, okay?"}, {"start": 13026.18, "end": 13028.78, "text": " Stop asking, stop asking, I gotcha, bruh."}, {"start": 13029.78, "end": 13031.28, "text": " I gotcha, niggas, bruh."}, {"start": 13033.28, "end": 13038.28, "text": " But I mean, Peter, that was in my way, and the deal..."}, {"start": 13041.78, "end": 13043.78, "text": " No nigga, for you to mean no nigga."}, {"start": 13043.78, "end": 13050.78, "text": " I rather watch rivals. You rather watch rivals than four holes?"}, {"start": 13050.78, "end": 13054.78, "text": " You listen to me make three holes part two? Like, what do we talk about?"}, {"start": 13054.78, "end": 13057.78, "text": " Like, what do we really talk about?"}, {"start": 13064.78, "end": 13068.78, "text": " I miss rivals. What do you mean you miss rivals? You was just on rivals."}, {"start": 13068.78, "end": 13073.78, "text": " Oh, actually, you did your hair. You said it until like 30 hours. Yeah, you didn't play no rivals."}, {"start": 13073.78, "end": 13075.78, "text": " Or did you play rivals today?"}, {"start": 13075.78, "end": 13078.78, "text": " Scrappy dudes. I call them fucking scrappy dudes."}, {"start": 13081.78, "end": 13083.78, "text": " You don't play with me anymore."}, {"start": 13083.78, "end": 13085.78, "text": " Did I angle lie?"}, {"start": 13086.78, "end": 13089.78, "text": " I'm like one or two games up GM too. Yeah."}, {"start": 13089.78, "end": 13091.78, "text": " Not GM too, but GM."}, {"start": 13093.78, "end": 13094.78, "text": " What's the highest?"}, {"start": 13094.78, "end": 13096.78, "text": " Uh, one above all."}, {"start": 13096.78, "end": 13104.300000000001, "text": " or eternity which was high is one above all are they turn it you turn it yeah I"}, {"start": 13104.300000000001, "end": 13109.820000000002, "text": " think so who's your do around now I don't"}, {"start": 13109.820000000002, "end": 13114.62, "text": " yesterday was what like like Wabbe I guess I have the highest one already"}, {"start": 13114.62, "end": 13118.460000000001, "text": " Wabbe me and Wabbe me and Wabbe played yesterday but Wabbe played with my"}, {"start": 13118.460000000001, "end": 13122.74, "text": " some purple yesterday too I think he got a little yellow I'm just I'm a solo Q"}, {"start": 13122.74, "end": 13134.78, "text": " game I plan alone but what I do play are either be Jada, Wabbe, Popo, or I play with"}, {"start": 13134.78, "end": 13144.58, "text": " Kino like two times, Lib like four times, but I'm not me, pure, I'm part of it, yeah."}, {"start": 13144.58, "end": 13147.08, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 13147.08, "end": 13148.26, "text": " You're from the raid?"}, {"start": 13148.26, "end": 13149.22, "text": " Who raided me?"}, {"start": 13149.22, "end": 13151.02, "text": " One of you are fucking mega?"}, {"start": 13154.3, "end": 13155.14, "text": " Yo, what are you, just shy?"}, {"start": 13155.14, "end": 13156.86, "text": " Doesn't get him tacos of Greg's and shit."}, {"start": 13156.86, "end": 13158.02, "text": " So he eatin' it."}, {"start": 13158.02, "end": 13158.86, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 13158.86, "end": 13159.7, "text": " So he eatin' it."}, {"start": 13159.7, "end": 13160.539999999999, "text": " All right, let's do it."}, {"start": 13160.539999999999, "end": 13161.58, "text": " Hey, you know what's cool?"}, {"start": 13161.58, "end": 13162.78, "text": " Maybe a cheap bus car."}, {"start": 13164.38, "end": 13166.3, "text": " I still got push to start."}, {"start": 13169.539999999999, "end": 13171.06, "text": " Also, yeah, you should."}, {"start": 13171.06, "end": 13176.06, "text": " I appreciate that, thank you."}, {"start": 13181.06, "end": 13182.06, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 13182.06, "end": 13183.06, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13188.06, "end": 13189.06, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 13201.06, "end": 13227.74, "text": " I don't need you to do anything, Colton."}, {"start": 13227.74, "end": 13234.74, "text": " I'm gonna come back for the food."}, {"start": 13234.74, "end": 13237.74, "text": " I bet you are."}, {"start": 13237.74, "end": 13239.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13239.74, "end": 13244.74, "text": " No, I want to give it to Jordan too."}, {"start": 13244.74, "end": 13246.74, "text": " I'll have Jordan try it."}, {"start": 13246.74, "end": 13248.74, "text": " I'll give it to him."}, {"start": 13248.74, "end": 13250.74, "text": " Kiss him."}, {"start": 13250.74, "end": 13256.74, "text": " I want him to try the manhand blast and the..."}, {"start": 13256.74, "end": 13258.74, "text": " Oh god, I forgot we had another bag."}, {"start": 13258.74, "end": 13261.74, "text": " We just whole wasted so much money there."}, {"start": 13262.74, "end": 13264.74, "text": " I forgot we had another bag."}, {"start": 13269.74, "end": 13271.74, "text": " That was dead ass in the kitchen."}, {"start": 13271.74, "end": 13273.74, "text": " You just hold on a minute."}, {"start": 13273.74, "end": 13275.74, "text": " Grab it out of your ass."}, {"start": 13277.74, "end": 13279.74, "text": " Talk about it."}, {"start": 13279.74, "end": 13281.74, "text": " Be honest with us, Colton."}, {"start": 13281.74, "end": 13282.74, "text": " I won't judge you."}, {"start": 13282.74, "end": 13283.74, "text": " Maybe I will."}, {"start": 13283.74, "end": 13285.74, "text": " But it's all part of the lore."}, {"start": 13285.74, "end": 13288.28, "text": " How many times have something got up your ass?"}, {"start": 13288.28, "end": 13289.119999999999, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 13289.119999999999, "end": 13290.08, "text": " Here, come on."}, {"start": 13290.08, "end": 13291.38, "text": " No, seriously."}, {"start": 13291.38, "end": 13292.22, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 13297.699999999999, "end": 13301.38, "text": " But I mean, Pierre, I just do it so hard."}, {"start": 13305.119999999999, "end": 13305.96, "text": " It's the uh,"}, {"start": 13308.98, "end": 13309.82, "text": " and I,"}, {"start": 13315.74, "end": 13333.74, "text": " Jordan! Jordan! Hey! I'm coming upstairs Jordan with the camera on live. Put your, huh?"}, {"start": 13338.74, "end": 13344.74, "text": " Jordan! Jordan!"}, {"start": 13344.74, "end": 13346.74, "text": " One last year"}, {"start": 13347.38, "end": 13349.38, "text": " That's a new merch for you"}, {"start": 13350.46, "end": 13354.98, "text": " Taco Bell had like some different dollars and new different dollars that we tried and a"}, {"start": 13356.22, "end": 13361.46, "text": " Dirty by have last dirty got vanilla in it. We have two inches, so"}, {"start": 13363.22, "end": 13367.08, "text": " Just if you want I'm not fucking it. I'm not you fucking it off"}, {"start": 13367.08, "end": 13370.42, "text": " What is the house going out for?"}, {"start": 13370.42, "end": 13372.68, "text": " Bruh, cause it was a green tripe, bruh."}, {"start": 13373.68, "end": 13375.24, "text": " I had green tripe for him, but,"}, {"start": 13376.2, "end": 13377.52, "text": " it had to cut it inside the house,"}, {"start": 13377.52, "end": 13379.32, "text": " and that shit busted that shit open."}, {"start": 13382.32, "end": 13383.16, "text": " You what?"}, {"start": 13388.28, "end": 13389.64, "text": " I just farted."}, {"start": 13389.64, "end": 13390.8, "text": " You don't got a straw."}, {"start": 13390.8, "end": 13393.039999999999, "text": " You say you saw obsession with who?"}, {"start": 13393.039999999999, "end": 13394.52, "text": " You saw obsession with who?"}, {"start": 13397.08, "end": 13408.08, "text": " I'll do it right now Jordan. Kill myself right now. I'll drop."}, {"start": 13408.08, "end": 13423.52, "text": " Ah, that starts to hurt. Fuck. All right. Let's go, bro."}, {"start": 13423.52, "end": 13424.84, "text": " I mean, Pierre."}, {"start": 13427.74, "end": 13430.9, "text": " Actually, gotcha, Dave."}, {"start": 13434.640000000001, "end": 13438.640000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, look at my daddy five lads."}, {"start": 13440.68, "end": 13443.08, "text": " Now, Chad, I do have a question."}, {"start": 13443.08, "end": 13445.08, "text": " Do you think Creed is in my room sleeping?"}, {"start": 13446.36, "end": 13448.960000000001, "text": " Or, he's out there in two places."}, {"start": 13448.960000000001, "end": 13450.640000000001, "text": " In my room sleeping or across from my room?"}, {"start": 13450.640000000001, "end": 13453.16, "text": " He likes to watch my door sometimes."}, {"start": 13453.16, "end": 13455.16, "text": " Yeah, they're watching my door."}, {"start": 13462.16, "end": 13463.16, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13463.16, "end": 13465.16, "text": " What do you say, Jordan?"}, {"start": 13465.16, "end": 13466.16, "text": " What's interesting?"}, {"start": 13466.16, "end": 13467.16, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 13467.16, "end": 13469.16, "text": " Did you see this?"}, {"start": 13469.16, "end": 13471.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13480.52, "end": 13486.88, "text": " See nice rock you do this in the what's up music video that shit was tough what huh? No, I didn't ask more shit"}, {"start": 13486.88, "end": 13493.28, "text": " Oh, you're the shit. You're going to say on yeah umbra was not fucking with all the theatrics"}, {"start": 13493.28, "end": 13496.82, "text": " Or she did not eat shit anyone you anything created Creed buzz down"}, {"start": 13496.82, "end": 13501.699999999999, "text": " Um, you fuck with it though. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. It's kind of freaky"}, {"start": 13503.539999999999, "end": 13507.1, "text": " I felt but I go he didn't hit my butt"}, {"start": 13508.3, "end": 13510.3, "text": " That's not the fuck out of there"}, {"start": 13512.3, "end": 13514.3, "text": " But I mean pure"}, {"start": 13515.18, "end": 13517.18, "text": " Why do I have a grenade?"}, {"start": 13518.22, "end": 13520.22, "text": " This is dead a room. This is a roommate"}, {"start": 13521.22, "end": 13523.22, "text": " No, it's not I swear my life"}, {"start": 13523.220000000001, "end": 13527.460000000001, "text": " I swear to everything I love I swear to God is a real great. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 13529.7, "end": 13531.7, "text": " Chill Florida. Oh"}, {"start": 13535.94, "end": 13537.94, "text": " But I mean pure"}, {"start": 13541.820000000002, "end": 13544.660000000002, "text": " That's what I'm creating for my mom, I swear I promise you this"}, {"start": 13546.18, "end": 13551.86, "text": " Is it active? No, if the pink come out is it gonna blow? No, but"}, {"start": 13553.220000000001, "end": 13554.140000000001, "text": " That's a real name."}, {"start": 13555.820000000002, "end": 13557.320000000002, "text": " Next to your fucking bed."}, {"start": 13559.320000000002, "end": 13562.320000000002, "text": " An explosion, and it would have gone crazy."}, {"start": 13566.62, "end": 13569.720000000001, "text": " Throw it. No, so it's not real. Yes it is."}, {"start": 13570.720000000001, "end": 13574.420000000002, "text": " And they took some components out so it won't come blow the fuck up."}, {"start": 13574.420000000002, "end": 13575.62, "text": " That don't mean it's not real."}, {"start": 13578.820000000002, "end": 13580.02, "text": " Alright chat, look, listen."}, {"start": 13583.220000000001, "end": 13590.580000000002, "text": " 007 or reactions yo first of all thank you Colton for driving with us today and wasting"}, {"start": 13590.580000000002, "end": 13593.980000000001, "text": " absolutely all of our time because we all wasted each other's time together."}, {"start": 13593.980000000001, "end": 13595.500000000002, "text": " I'm sorry I was wasting your time."}, {"start": 13595.500000000002, "end": 13596.500000000002, "text": " It was a blast."}, {"start": 13596.500000000002, "end": 13597.500000000002, "text": " It was a fucking blast."}, {"start": 13597.500000000002, "end": 13598.500000000002, "text": " You know what it was?"}, {"start": 13598.500000000002, "end": 13599.500000000002, "text": " No it wasn't it was a blast."}, {"start": 13599.500000000002, "end": 13600.500000000002, "text": " It was a Bahabas."}, {"start": 13600.500000000002, "end": 13601.500000000002, "text": " It was a Bahabas."}, {"start": 13601.500000000002, "end": 13602.500000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13602.500000000002, "end": 13603.500000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13603.500000000002, "end": 13605.500000000002, "text": " Not only was it a Bahabas it was man dirty."}, {"start": 13605.500000000002, "end": 13608.500000000002, "text": " It was a dirty Bahabas."}, {"start": 13608.500000000002, "end": 13610.94, "text": " No cap."}, {"start": 13610.94, "end": 13613.24, "text": " Reactions is cooking so look listen. I"}, {"start": 13615.02, "end": 13619.18, "text": " Want you to be upset because there's nothing to be upset about quite frankly"}, {"start": 13623.060000000001, "end": 13624.82, "text": " Help hole"}, {"start": 13624.82, "end": 13629.34, "text": " Trust me. You don't want me to start double o7 now because y'all would get an hour as it be late"}, {"start": 13629.34, "end": 13631.54, "text": " And yeah, trust me you want me to start earlier, bro"}, {"start": 13633.86, "end": 13638.380000000001, "text": " Reactions matter what time you do reactions for the game. I"}, {"start": 13638.380000000001, "end": 13643.580000000002, "text": " I don't want to do that too too late no more one-off GM"}, {"start": 13646.060000000001, "end": 13648.060000000001, "text": " Gone wait for you, though"}, {"start": 13649.460000000001, "end": 13651.460000000001, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 13656.62, "end": 13662.7, "text": " Bobby say wait Bobby say wait all I'm saying stay away. That's a reaction to do stay away go take a nap or some shit stay wait"}, {"start": 13664.660000000002, "end": 13666.660000000002, "text": " Stay wait stay wait"}, {"start": 13668.380000000001, "end": 13672.420000000002, "text": " As soon as I lose one why baby, I'm out. I'm off. I'm off"}, {"start": 13674.140000000001, "end": 13676.140000000001, "text": " Why don't we play it on stream or off stream?"}, {"start": 13677.54, "end": 13681.500000000002, "text": " Hey, what's that? Oh, send me to look at that basketball game to the 8210 game"}, {"start": 13688.300000000001, "end": 13690.500000000002, "text": " We can do on why they GG bro"}, {"start": 13693.420000000002, "end": 13698.04, "text": " I'm about to make the best basketball team of all time nigga this video is good. Is it?"}, {"start": 13698.380000000001, "end": 13702.86, "text": " What's the 82 and 0 game, bro?"}, {"start": 13702.86, "end": 13705.820000000002, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 13705.820000000002, "end": 13708.78, "text": " 82, 0 game."}, {"start": 13708.78, "end": 13710.220000000001, "text": " But I mean, I found it."}, {"start": 13710.220000000001, "end": 13713.26, "text": " But I mean, pure, okay."}, {"start": 13713.26, "end": 13714.26, "text": " So what do we do?"}, {"start": 13714.26, "end": 13715.26, "text": " How do you do this shit?"}, {"start": 13715.26, "end": 13717.420000000002, "text": " Play classic."}, {"start": 13717.420000000002, "end": 13722.380000000001, "text": " So it's, okay, let's spin the 20s."}, {"start": 13722.380000000001, "end": 13724.380000000001, "text": " Oh, 2000s."}, {"start": 13724.380000000001, "end": 13726.380000000001, "text": " 2020s"}, {"start": 13728.060000000001, "end": 13732.7, "text": " Chill bro Zion Inc. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 13736.500000000002, "end": 13738.500000000002, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 13742.580000000002, "end": 13747.820000000002, "text": " Okay, see this D. Dejante train Murphy"}, {"start": 13754.820000000002, "end": 13756.820000000002, "text": " Fuck bro"}, {"start": 13758.500000000002, "end": 13762.02, "text": " You could shuffle top right how many shuffles do I get?"}, {"start": 13765.660000000002, "end": 13770.140000000001, "text": " Dead run try again only one"}, {"start": 13773.460000000001, "end": 13777.140000000001, "text": " One for team one for era, okay, I'm shuffling team"}, {"start": 13782.02, "end": 13784.02, "text": " Let's go job let's go job"}, {"start": 13784.380000000001, "end": 13792.380000000001, "text": " Let's go job. Let's go job. Let's go job. Let's just go job. Let's go job. Oh my God."}, {"start": 13792.380000000001, "end": 13804.580000000002, "text": " Alright, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We got job point guard."}, {"start": 13804.58, "end": 13805.92, "text": " We got Vince Carter."}, {"start": 13809.44, "end": 13811.2, "text": " So I'm like, oh, wait."}, {"start": 13814.2, "end": 13815.86, "text": " Yeah, we got Vince Carter."}, {"start": 13817.88, "end": 13822.88, "text": " Ah, that's a young man, that's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 13823.98, "end": 13826.88, "text": " Hold on, we got Chris Bodge right here."}, {"start": 13826.88, "end": 13828.88, "text": " That ain't gonna hoop it again."}, {"start": 13830.24, "end": 13831.08, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13832.0, "end": 13833.039999999999, "text": " Let's go Vince, bro."}, {"start": 13833.039999999999, "end": 13834.2, "text": " Let's go Vince Carter."}, {"start": 13834.58, "end": 13841.5, "text": " I live my life. I live my life. I live my life. Put your smartphone for real quick. Let's do oh"}, {"start": 13843.38, "end": 13845.38, "text": " Paul George Danny yo, yo"}, {"start": 13846.26, "end": 13850.88, "text": " Hello, I got a lot. I used to fuck with Danny Granger game. No cap. I"}, {"start": 13851.5, "end": 13854.08, "text": " So fuck with Danny Granger overly game"}, {"start": 13856.06, "end": 13858.06, "text": " Victor Oladipo GG"}, {"start": 13860.22, "end": 13862.22, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 13862.220000000001, "end": 13865.820000000002, "text": " I generally might go Paul George still"}, {"start": 13867.7, "end": 13874.2, "text": " Because I feel I have a one more averaging one more rebound in this one more assist is gonna be more important to have averaging one more point"}, {"start": 13874.54, "end": 13876.54, "text": " You feel me I"}, {"start": 13877.660000000002, "end": 13879.660000000002, "text": " Feel that that's gonna be the chase"}, {"start": 13881.980000000001, "end": 13883.980000000001, "text": " Let's see let's see let's see"}, {"start": 13883.98, "end": 13894.58, "text": " bro what 70s give me a different"}, {"start": 13894.58, "end": 13904.42, "text": " you know I bro do they put context like let's say they have a nigga in the 70s go"}, {"start": 13904.42, "end": 13910.06, "text": " against the nigga in the 20 in the 2020s and they both average the same points do"}, {"start": 13910.06, "end": 13914.06, "text": " Do they have context? Is there context behind it? No?"}, {"start": 13916.66, "end": 13918.46, "text": " If there's no context, I'm going crazy."}, {"start": 13920.06, "end": 13923.26, "text": " If there's no context, I'm going crazy."}, {"start": 13924.859999999999, "end": 13929.56, "text": " If there's no context game, and my dog will get over three blocks a game, bro."}, {"start": 13936.859999999999, "end": 13938.66, "text": " They do it. They do it."}, {"start": 13940.06, "end": 13945.06, "text": " Yo, I'm kind of fucked."}, {"start": 13950.06, "end": 13951.06, "text": " There what?"}, {"start": 13951.06, "end": 13953.06, "text": " World be free right there."}, {"start": 13953.06, "end": 13956.06, "text": " You're literally an old head you should know this."}, {"start": 13958.06, "end": 13960.06, "text": " Not too shabby!"}, {"start": 13960.06, "end": 13963.06, "text": " Not too shabby!"}, {"start": 13963.06, "end": 13966.06, "text": " Not too bad!"}, {"start": 13966.06, "end": 13968.06, "text": " For the first one, not too bad!"}, {"start": 13968.06, "end": 13970.06, "text": " another one"}, {"start": 13970.06, "end": 13971.9, "text": " and i don't know what's that you"}, {"start": 13971.9, "end": 13975.539999999999, "text": " home"}, {"start": 13975.539999999999, "end": 13976.98, "text": " and what"}, {"start": 13976.98, "end": 13980.859999999999, "text": " the game literally takes the accumulated stats of each player"}, {"start": 13980.859999999999, "end": 13984.9, "text": " there is zero context for impact being kept in mind"}, {"start": 13984.9, "end": 13986.699999999999, "text": " just the stats you see"}, {"start": 13986.699999999999, "end": 13988.34, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 13988.34, "end": 13990.859999999999, "text": " okay there"}, {"start": 13990.859999999999, "end": 13994.1, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 13994.1, "end": 13997.24, "text": " what was just all p on a ship"}, {"start": 13997.24, "end": 14006.08, "text": " I go lie, give me, try to do a different team or a different era, team or era, cause this"}, {"start": 14006.08, "end": 14009.08, "text": " is 60s era, we gotta do era, holy fuck."}, {"start": 14009.08, "end": 14024.52, "text": " Okay, hold on, hold on, bro, shut the fuck up, we got Cade, we got Cade, hold on, hold"}, {"start": 14024.52, "end": 14026.52, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 14026.52, "end": 14028.52, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 14032.52, "end": 14034.52, "text": " James Harden?"}, {"start": 14036.52, "end": 14038.52, "text": " Mitchell, James Harden had more assists!"}, {"start": 14038.52, "end": 14040.52, "text": " We're going by stats!"}, {"start": 14042.52, "end": 14044.52, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 14044.52, "end": 14046.52, "text": " Let me cut- No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14046.52, "end": 14048.52, "text": " We gotta do a different team here, bro."}, {"start": 14048.52, "end": 14050.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14053.08, "end": 14055.08, "text": " Mean"}, {"start": 14061.32, "end": 14064.24, "text": " You still got to build a squad that fits"}, {"start": 14069.04, "end": 14070.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14070.32, "end": 14072.32, "text": " Can't pick up on Harper"}, {"start": 14072.32, "end": 14081.3, "text": " Damn I want to re-roll this team. I feel like I could get a good I am retarded. Why did I?"}, {"start": 14090.72, "end": 14096.279999999999, "text": " Can't give me fucking Lakers or some shit game. Can you give me fucking Lakers, bro?"}, {"start": 14097.84, "end": 14100.4, "text": " It's over Chad is fucking over. It's over, bro"}, {"start": 14102.32, "end": 14107.32, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, Paolo, okay, okay, Paolo, okay, okay, Paolo."}, {"start": 14108.039999999999, "end": 14109.36, "text": " Come on, give me a d-"}, {"start": 14113.039999999999, "end": 14115.0, "text": " Chris Bosh is not only off from here."}, {"start": 14116.36, "end": 14120.44, "text": " Unless I, can I remove like positions?"}, {"start": 14123.119999999999, "end": 14125.199999999999, "text": " Oh my God, I'm cooked."}, {"start": 14125.199999999999, "end": 14127.8, "text": " Oh my God, one more time, one more time, one more time."}, {"start": 14127.8, "end": 14129.44, "text": " I'm actually gonna go crazier, I'm gonna go crazier,"}, {"start": 14129.44, "end": 14130.56, "text": " I'm gonna go crazier."}, {"start": 14160.56, "end": 14164.08, "text": " Amari is right there again."}, {"start": 14164.08, "end": 14166.08, "text": " Chef, what you got?"}, {"start": 14166.08, "end": 14169.08, "text": " Put you in the center."}, {"start": 14169.08, "end": 14173.88, "text": " I feel like it's easier to fill up."}, {"start": 14173.88, "end": 14174.88, "text": " Fitz Carter."}, {"start": 14174.88, "end": 14175.88, "text": " Did that right?"}, {"start": 14175.88, "end": 14176.88, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 14176.88, "end": 14177.88, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 14177.88, "end": 14178.88, "text": " I did that right."}, {"start": 14178.88, "end": 14181.08, "text": " Rage, you still here playing games?"}, {"start": 14181.08, "end": 14185.24, "text": " When are you starting a family, her 30?"}, {"start": 14185.24, "end": 14188.039999999999, "text": " Bro, what you..."}, {"start": 14188.039999999999, "end": 14190.4, "text": " Yo, these roles is fucking ass!"}, {"start": 14190.4, "end": 14200.4, "text": " Put this in a powerful, I'm cooked game, I should have put him that fucking small four."}, {"start": 14200.4, "end": 14208.4, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I should have put him that point guard."}, {"start": 14208.4, "end": 14210.4, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, can I switch?"}, {"start": 14210.4, "end": 14211.4, "text": " Can I switch?"}, {"start": 14211.4, "end": 14215.4, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, please, can I move, can I move positions?"}, {"start": 14215.4, "end": 14218.4, "text": " Can I move positions?"}, {"start": 14218.4, "end": 14223.4, "text": " Oh, we got to re-roll. What do we have to re-roll in?"}, {"start": 14223.4, "end": 14225.4, "text": " That's your team."}, {"start": 14229.4, "end": 14231.4, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 14234.4, "end": 14236.4, "text": " Error."}, {"start": 14238.4, "end": 14240.4, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14243.4, "end": 14245.4, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14245.4, "end": 14249.4, "text": " Y'all this is going on PG."}, {"start": 14249.4, "end": 14253.4, "text": " Y'all this is going on point go."}, {"start": 14253.4, "end": 14257.4, "text": " One more. Now last one for show for show."}, {"start": 14257.4, "end": 14261.4, "text": " Last one, last one, last one. Okay, we going crazy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Charles Barclay."}, {"start": 14261.4, "end": 14265.4, "text": " Oh, my, Moses Malone,"}, {"start": 14265.4, "end": 14269.4, "text": " my fault. Oh, you right there. Oh, wait, hold on. Y'all say"}, {"start": 14269.4, "end": 14273.4, "text": " All Stats Matter though. Y'all say All Stats Matter though."}, {"start": 14273.4, "end": 14275.4, "text": " I still might go bark"}, {"start": 14277.24, "end": 14280.38, "text": " I might go Bartley game no cap"}, {"start": 14282.039999999999, "end": 14284.56, "text": " I'm I go Bartley game no cow"}, {"start": 14288.16, "end": 14291.4, "text": " What's easy to fill out you think small for the power forward"}, {"start": 14299.8, "end": 14302.199999999999, "text": " Small force easy okay, I'll put him in power for it"}, {"start": 14303.4, "end": 14305.92, "text": " Oh, okay, I can be pop"}, {"start": 14308.8, "end": 14310.8, "text": " I'm a"}, {"start": 14317.68, "end": 14322.16, "text": " Move Berkeley to small for I can't oh you can you can move"}, {"start": 14333.4, "end": 14341.4, "text": " I go lie and listen."}, {"start": 14341.4, "end": 14342.4, "text": " You did it last time?"}, {"start": 14342.4, "end": 14344.4, "text": " I didn't do it right."}, {"start": 14344.4, "end": 14345.4, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 14345.4, "end": 14346.4, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 14346.4, "end": 14359.4, "text": " Are these the only stats that matter in this?"}, {"start": 14359.4, "end": 14372.08, "text": " What's easier to fill out point card a small four or sugar, bro"}, {"start": 14372.08, "end": 14377.16, "text": " How to put Mitch only the stat. Yeah, I can't put Mitch if only the stats that show matter"}, {"start": 14377.16, "end": 14381.24, "text": " I mean, you know what? Since we use heart"}, {"start": 14381.24, "end": 14392.88, "text": " I'm gonna go make sure bro. It's hella close. It's hella close."}, {"start": 14392.88, "end": 14410.119999999999, "text": " Oh my god. Wait, actually, no, we're hoping. Let's get it. We're hoping. Now me. Oh, wait."}, {"start": 14410.12, "end": 14412.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14422.08, "end": 14427.36, "text": " Oh, I'm just gonna go pop yours 71 and 11"}, {"start": 14427.36, "end": 14429.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14433.720000000001, "end": 14437.220000000001, "text": " Build another yo, this is low key addicting. Why is this addicting? Oh"}, {"start": 14438.880000000001, "end": 14445.36, "text": " My god, okay, what position what is the hardest position to fill out so I can just pull LeBron in it cuz he plays every fucking position"}, {"start": 14452.32, "end": 14454.560000000001, "text": " We could always move it we could always move it we could always move it"}, {"start": 14454.56, "end": 14459.24, "text": " Let me put it as standard you can always move it you can always move it"}, {"start": 14462.24, "end": 14467.039999999999, "text": " My point guard whoa, whoa, whoa, they don't have steals in blocks per game. Hey"}, {"start": 14468.84, "end": 14470.84, "text": " My point guard I don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 14479.08, "end": 14483.72, "text": " What he I don't know a single"}, {"start": 14484.56, "end": 14486.56, "text": " Okay, Pete, but like"}, {"start": 14487.68, "end": 14489.68, "text": " Pistol Pete, but like"}, {"start": 14495.279999999999, "end": 14498.96, "text": " Chad, we y'all be watching 70s hoops, bro"}, {"start": 14501.279999999999, "end": 14507.68, "text": " Pistol Pete. Yeah, but like okay, I feel like we could farm some more stats game"}, {"start": 14508.48, "end": 14510.48, "text": " I feel like we could have found some more stats. I ain't gonna see"}, {"start": 14511.439999999999, "end": 14513.439999999999, "text": " Oh my god, wait, wait, wait"}, {"start": 14514.56, "end": 14519.56, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 14524.08, "end": 14526.18, "text": " Good morgue, his cousins."}, {"start": 14526.18, "end": 14527.92, "text": " Chad, do I reroll?"}, {"start": 14527.92, "end": 14528.84, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14528.84, "end": 14529.84, "text": " We can't put him on?"}, {"start": 14533.18, "end": 14534.18, "text": " Oh, that's racist."}, {"start": 14535.359999999999, "end": 14536.199999999999, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 14538.64, "end": 14540.4, "text": " I can't move milk to a power forward."}, {"start": 14540.4, "end": 14557.84, "text": " Oh my god, wow, wow, I bet if we roll the team, if we roll the teams here."}, {"start": 14557.84, "end": 14559.84, "text": " I found"}, {"start": 14560.68, "end": 14562.68, "text": " Not"}, {"start": 14564.880000000001, "end": 14566.880000000001, "text": " Not found"}, {"start": 14573.36, "end": 14575.36, "text": " Okay, hold on hold on let's think about this"}, {"start": 14575.56, "end": 14579.64, "text": " Just think about this. Hold on we could cook we could cook we could cook here"}, {"start": 14580.28, "end": 14582.28, "text": " We could cook here cuz look"}, {"start": 14582.880000000001, "end": 14584.880000000001, "text": " I'll ask"}, {"start": 14585.8, "end": 14587.8, "text": " Okay, listen"}, {"start": 14587.84, "end": 14592.54, "text": " Listen, listen, this is how we cook here. This is how we cook here. This is how we cook here. This is how we cook here."}, {"start": 14594.94, "end": 14597.44, "text": " I gotta get MJ gang. I can't get Gilbert."}, {"start": 14599.54, "end": 14600.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14601.54, "end": 14603.14, "text": " I gotta get MJ. It's over."}, {"start": 14607.94, "end": 14609.94, "text": " OH MY GOD! FUCK!"}, {"start": 14612.94, "end": 14613.74, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 14614.24, "end": 14615.94, "text": " Look at these names though, bro."}, {"start": 14615.94, "end": 14623.220000000001, "text": " look at these names though gang Oscar pistol Pete MJ LeBron or Chamberlain"}, {"start": 14623.220000000001, "end": 14633.640000000001, "text": " bro like I know it is not prime fucking MJ and shit but like fuck if that was"}, {"start": 14633.640000000001, "end": 14638.08, "text": " prime MJ remember that record bro what's the highest the streamer has got in"}, {"start": 14638.08, "end": 14640.32, "text": " chat"}, {"start": 14645.94, "end": 14654.74, "text": " There what you were this close to 82 to 0 megajoules and wilt is dead ass a guaranteed when they hold you"}, {"start": 14657.060000000001, "end": 14659.060000000001, "text": " Lazo Tim"}, {"start": 14661.86, "end": 14664.02, "text": " Your numbers are good for this I guess"}, {"start": 14667.460000000001, "end": 14670.78, "text": " Hold on I'm gonna go crazy here give me a"}, {"start": 14675.94, "end": 14682.74, "text": " This team not gonna do nothing, bro. I I generally my real team here"}, {"start": 14686.26, "end": 14688.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14690.94, "end": 14692.94, "text": " I mean pure"}, {"start": 14694.18, "end": 14696.18, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 14697.74, "end": 14701.66, "text": " Ray I gotta go to truth game I"}, {"start": 14701.66, "end": 14708.7, "text": " I gotta go to truth bruh or kg. I gotta go to truth bruh"}, {"start": 14709.82, "end": 14712.119999999999, "text": " Give me Lebron James, bro. That's the only way"}, {"start": 14714.34, "end": 14716.34, "text": " Patrick Ewing"}, {"start": 14717.74, "end": 14723.34, "text": " My god, bro, give me Jalen Brunson. I need Jalen Brunson, bro. I"}, {"start": 14725.46, "end": 14727.46, "text": " Can't move any of this bro"}, {"start": 14728.66, "end": 14730.66, "text": " Jalen Brunson"}, {"start": 14731.66, "end": 14738.66, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14738.66, "end": 14742.66, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14742.66, "end": 14747.66, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14747.66, "end": 14751.66, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14751.66, "end": 14755.66, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14755.66, "end": 14758.66, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"}, {"start": 14758.66, "end": 14768.66, "text": " All right, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in here."}, {"start": 14768.66, "end": 14773.66, "text": " Chris Weber, oh my god."}, {"start": 14773.66, "end": 14778.66, "text": " Give me the bulls, give me the bulls, give me the bulls, give me the bulls."}, {"start": 14778.66, "end": 14781.66, "text": " Charles Barkley, AI."}, {"start": 14781.66, "end": 14783.66, "text": " I think in him"}, {"start": 14784.38, "end": 14787.58, "text": " On my go a higher wait no 10 11 boards, bro"}, {"start": 14788.3, "end": 14790.86, "text": " And yes, I could do as good as Charles Barkley in this bro"}, {"start": 14792.46, "end": 14794.46, "text": " Berkeley a stat demon bro"}, {"start": 14795.3, "end": 14797.5, "text": " You got to go Barclay in your chat. We got to play smart"}, {"start": 14798.34, "end": 14800.34, "text": " We got to play a smart chat"}, {"start": 14800.34, "end": 14802.06, "text": " We got to"}, {"start": 14802.06, "end": 14804.82, "text": " Terry Evans. I fucked with Terry Evans"}, {"start": 14805.66, "end": 14811.02, "text": " 10s fuck me, bro Lance the goal is fucking go right there. Really gay"}, {"start": 14811.66, "end": 14813.66, "text": " Looked at the jump shot on 2k."}, {"start": 14814.94, "end": 14816.94, "text": " Yo, this is ass"}, {"start": 14819.3, "end": 14821.38, "text": " This is ass, what do we do here, bro?"}, {"start": 14823.46, "end": 14829.539999999999, "text": " Rudy gay or all means that ran off there, but that's not gonna be"}, {"start": 14832.66, "end": 14834.66, "text": " Rudy gay"}, {"start": 14837.46, "end": 14839.46, "text": " Because so fuck no"}, {"start": 14841.66, "end": 14852.46, "text": " take zebo fuck bro it's over it's not a 212 it's just not it's just not"}, {"start": 14852.460000000001, "end": 14867.060000000001, "text": " that. Lord Burd, come here. Um, gimme AI. I get a hell yeah. Gimme AI. There what?"}, {"start": 14867.060000000001, "end": 14871.34, "text": " And gimme clothing. The only thing that matters in this game is PR. A team building doesn't"}, {"start": 14871.34, "end": 14882.060000000001, "text": " matter. To get 82 to 0 you have to get a game score of 110. But at me, Pierre?"}, {"start": 14882.06, "end": 14884.38, "text": " The bonus is a stat demon game."}, {"start": 14884.38, "end": 14885.38, "text": " He is..."}, {"start": 14885.38, "end": 14891.5, "text": " I can't move him anywhere at all."}, {"start": 14891.5, "end": 14894.5, "text": " I can't move you."}, {"start": 14894.5, "end": 14895.58, "text": " But you hear nothing."}, {"start": 14895.58, "end": 14897.38, "text": " I'm stuck in that homey, bro."}, {"start": 14897.38, "end": 14898.38, "text": " I need a shh."}, {"start": 14898.38, "end": 14899.38, "text": " Damn, I gotta go."}, {"start": 14899.38, "end": 14900.38, "text": " Damn, cah."}, {"start": 14900.38, "end": 14901.38, "text": " Where do I go here?"}, {"start": 14901.38, "end": 14902.38, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 14902.38, "end": 14903.38, "text": " I'm stuck in that homey, bro."}, {"start": 14903.38, "end": 14904.38, "text": " I need a shh."}, {"start": 14904.38, "end": 14905.38, "text": " Damn, I gotta go."}, {"start": 14905.38, "end": 14906.38, "text": " Damn, cah."}, {"start": 14906.38, "end": 14907.38, "text": " Where do I go here?"}, {"start": 14907.38, "end": 14908.38, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 14908.380000000001, "end": 14919.380000000001, "text": " How do you do a manga stream yeah, why are G manga?"}, {"start": 14919.380000000001, "end": 14924.820000000002, "text": " How was this team better than the last one build another wait, what streamers I've gotten"}, {"start": 14924.820000000002, "end": 14927.220000000001, "text": " 8210 give me KD."}, {"start": 14927.220000000001, "end": 14930.94, "text": " I don't want book."}, {"start": 14930.94, "end": 14931.94, "text": " I want KD."}, {"start": 14931.94, "end": 14934.62, "text": " I don't want book."}, {"start": 14934.62, "end": 14936.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14937.820000000002, "end": 14939.820000000002, "text": " Low"}, {"start": 14949.26, "end": 14955.460000000001, "text": " Like Katie cuz I could put him like four different spots game three different spots for a caramel long give it to me"}, {"start": 14955.460000000001, "end": 14970.140000000001, "text": " me. Um, yeah, you win. Whoa. Okay. Not that guy. Not that. Okay. I don't mean like that."}, {"start": 14970.140000000001, "end": 14972.740000000002, "text": " Him of all people too. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill."}, {"start": 14972.74, "end": 14992.02, "text": " that chill bro chill chill bro wait is this more you know low-key right now"}, {"start": 14992.02, "end": 14994.02, "text": " I think it's still you in"}, {"start": 14995.02, "end": 14997.02, "text": " They're still going you in here"}, {"start": 14999.26, "end": 15004.640000000001, "text": " Me me no give me a Yanis any Yanis here. I'm okay D. Just"}, {"start": 15011.800000000001, "end": 15013.800000000001, "text": " Celtics"}, {"start": 15016.74, "end": 15018.98, "text": " What fuck bro"}, {"start": 15022.02, "end": 15024.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15037.86, "end": 15039.86, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 15042.58, "end": 15044.78, "text": " Is it listen listen we're gonna do this we're gonna kill we're gonna"}, {"start": 15044.78, "end": 15050.800000000001, "text": " Mellow, 2000s."}, {"start": 15050.800000000001, "end": 15052.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15052.12, "end": 15054.44, "text": " Oh, Frasier, fuck."}, {"start": 15054.44, "end": 15055.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15055.44, "end": 15056.44, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 15056.44, "end": 15060.24, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 15060.24, "end": 15062.24, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 15062.24, "end": 15064.36, "text": " Give me Kobe."}, {"start": 15064.36, "end": 15067.12, "text": " Give me Shaq."}, {"start": 15067.12, "end": 15069.28, "text": " Ray Allen."}, {"start": 15069.28, "end": 15071.28, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 15071.28, "end": 15074.24, "text": " Not gonna lie chat"}, {"start": 15077.52, "end": 15083.12, "text": " Put right right now. Yeah, we got we this is overly bro"}, {"start": 15086.84, "end": 15090.320000000002, "text": " How Jefferson it's over chat it's fucking over"}, {"start": 15090.32, "end": 15103.3, "text": " B your"}, {"start": 15103.3, "end": 15113.9, "text": " rob"}, {"start": 15113.9, "end": 15116.56, "text": " that strike"}, {"start": 15116.56, "end": 15119.52, "text": " it"}, {"start": 15119.52, "end": 15120.02, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 15149.52, "end": 15151.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15179.52, "end": 15181.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15209.52, "end": 15211.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15239.52, "end": 15241.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15269.52, "end": 15271.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15299.52, "end": 15301.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15329.52, "end": 15331.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15359.52, "end": 15361.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15389.52, "end": 15391.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15419.52, "end": 15421.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15449.52, "end": 15451.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15479.52, "end": 15481.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15509.52, "end": 15511.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15539.52, "end": 15541.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15569.52, "end": 15571.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15599.52, "end": 15601.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15629.52, "end": 15631.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 15659.52, "end": 15661.52, "text": " Love"}, {"start": 15671.04, "end": 15674.58, "text": " Team team here give me Lakers"}, {"start": 15680.0, "end": 15686.52, "text": " Okay, I'm not I'm not mad I'm not mad. I'm not mad. We got prime Michael Jordan Kevin"}, {"start": 15689.52, "end": 15716.42, "text": " Okay, give me 80 was right there, but no, but the workers cousin lowkey was cooking"}, {"start": 15716.42, "end": 15729.1, "text": " a little more 80 at this point bro bro over what was the stats was 80 stats in"}, {"start": 15729.1, "end": 15736.06, "text": " 2010s it said bro you just lied bro the Marcus Cousins was like bro that"}, {"start": 15736.06, "end": 15744.779999999999, "text": " it was going crazy. Wait, about to get a little better? Because the stats clear?"}, {"start": 15750.46, "end": 15757.34, "text": " You better not do it again. Okay, let's, it would have changed 10 wins, it's a fact. Okay,"}, {"start": 15757.34, "end": 15765.9, "text": " let's react, let's react, let's react. Let's react. I asked 100 people the most controversial opinion,"}, {"start": 15765.9, "end": 15768.539999999999, "text": " Yo, wait, hold on, why is he, what is your most controversial opinion?"}, {"start": 15769.539999999999, "end": 15770.619999999999, "text": " And after this, we'll do Lego."}, {"start": 15772.42, "end": 15774.34, "text": " What is your most controversial opinion?"}, {"start": 15778.66, "end": 15781.1, "text": " Actually, let's say this tomorrow and do, let's do Lego now."}, {"start": 15781.3, "end": 15782.58, "text": " Let's do one fat Lego now."}, {"start": 15783.9, "end": 15785.18, "text": " And I'm going to ask you on the same question."}, {"start": 15785.18, "end": 15786.18, "text": " Y'all better have it answered."}, {"start": 15786.34, "end": 15787.619999999999, "text": " This is an hour and a half video."}, {"start": 15788.42, "end": 15789.14, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 15795.9, "end": 15805.699999999999, "text": " Free 3 hour, Kwan Wheeler was good, that's your first time chatting, why'd you decide"}, {"start": 15805.699999999999, "end": 15809.619999999999, "text": " to chat now for the first time?"}, {"start": 15809.619999999999, "end": 15815.1, "text": " Xbox better than play, oh shit, we can talk about that."}, {"start": 15815.1, "end": 15820.26, "text": " I also want to start doing this segment, like obviously change my mind but not degenerate"}, {"start": 15820.26, "end": 15824.42, "text": " game, without the way that Steven Crowder fuck nigga was doing it, I'm talking about"}, {"start": 15824.42, "end": 15827.62, "text": " Like, actually like, real, like, normal opinions and shit."}, {"start": 15828.5, "end": 15830.74, "text": " Can we get 007? Tomorrow, early."}, {"start": 15831.3, "end": 15831.94, "text": " They do it."}, {"start": 15832.98, "end": 15835.54, "text": " Scrappy dude. Why'd they keep calling me Scrappy dude?"}, {"start": 15837.14, "end": 15840.1, "text": " This man spent his life collecting what's now known as"}, {"start": 15840.1, "end": 15843.62, "text": " the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection ever."}, {"start": 15843.62, "end": 15846.74, "text": " It's estimated to be worth around $200,000."}, {"start": 15846.74, "end": 15847.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15847.86, "end": 15852.42, "text": " The entire thing got stolen, and the police are actively working with the thieves"}, {"start": 15852.42, "end": 15854.14, "text": " to cover the entire thing up."}, {"start": 15854.14, "end": 15856.34, "text": " But the craziest part is that the collector"}, {"start": 15856.34, "end": 15859.22, "text": " doesn't even know that his collection's been stolen."}, {"start": 15859.22, "end": 15860.78, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 15860.78, "end": 15863.3, "text": " Yeah, the collector's son Brian, well,"}, {"start": 15863.3, "end": 15865.74, "text": " he reached out to me because he has no clue"}, {"start": 15865.74, "end": 15867.3, "text": " how to break this news to his dad."}, {"start": 15867.3, "end": 15869.18, "text": " At this point, my father and I-"}, {"start": 15869.18, "end": 15871.460000000001, "text": " But he knows now, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 15871.460000000001, "end": 15875.7, "text": " A help episode, we can't bring any stress to him."}, {"start": 15875.7, "end": 15876.74, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 15876.74, "end": 15878.14, "text": " The reason he's reaching out to me"}, {"start": 15878.14, "end": 15879.54, "text": " is because the producer covered"}, {"start": 15879.54, "end": 15881.42, "text": " this entire thing up."}, {"start": 15881.42, "end": 15886.88, "text": " at this moment I promise Brian that I would not end this video until I get his"}, {"start": 15886.88, "end": 15891.92, "text": " entire world record Star Wars collection back. But anyways, the fees for this collection..."}, {"start": 15891.92, "end": 15896.74, "text": " Why could a Star Wars collection be $200,000? Is it the quality of legals he has or that"}, {"start": 15896.74, "end": 15902.66, "text": " quantity that he has gang? Like what's so expensive about what the fuck?"}, {"start": 15902.66, "end": 15905.82, "text": " Action is actually a corporation called Bricks and Minifigs."}, {"start": 15905.82, "end": 15908.62, "text": " Bricks and Minifigs, the biggest toy store of its kind."}, {"start": 15908.62, "end": 15910.060000000001, "text": " is the largest toy store."}, {"start": 15910.060000000001, "end": 15912.54, "text": " Bricks and minifigs were not just your average Lego store."}, {"start": 15912.54, "end": 15917.5, "text": " For collectors, Bricks and minifigs is basically seen as the best and safest way to sell your"}, {"start": 15917.5, "end": 15918.5, "text": " Lego collections."}, {"start": 15918.5, "end": 15922.220000000001, "text": " I'm selling my Lego, so what I'm planning to do with them is take them to my local Bricks"}, {"start": 15922.220000000001, "end": 15923.220000000001, "text": " and minifigs."}, {"start": 15923.220000000001, "end": 15924.220000000001, "text": " Because there's so much-"}, {"start": 15924.220000000001, "end": 15925.220000000001, "text": " You know it's cr-"}, {"start": 15925.220000000001, "end": 15926.220000000001, "text": " Me, Jordan, are we-"}, {"start": 15926.220000000001, "end": 15928.220000000001, "text": " Do y'all used to play with Legos, bro?"}, {"start": 15928.220000000001, "end": 15929.220000000001, "text": " Oh god, I've played with Legos."}, {"start": 15929.220000000001, "end": 15930.220000000001, "text": " I've played with XO Force."}, {"start": 15930.220000000001, "end": 15934.54, "text": " I've played with all type of Star Wars Legos."}, {"start": 15934.54, "end": 15937.78, "text": " There's positive media about them everywhere."}, {"start": 15937.78, "end": 15942.78, "text": " Ryan thought that this would be the perfect store to finally sell his dad's Lego Star Wars collection."}, {"start": 15942.78, "end": 15944.380000000001, "text": " So I wrote up a contract."}, {"start": 15944.380000000001, "end": 15947.78, "text": " In the contract, it says that these are still the family's Lego sets."}, {"start": 15947.78, "end": 15948.78, "text": " I love Barnaby's. I love Barnaby's."}, {"start": 15948.78, "end": 15952.28, "text": " Every time one gets sold, the store gets to keep a small percentage of each sale."}, {"start": 15952.28, "end": 15954.58, "text": " This was a store for the inventory."}, {"start": 15954.58, "end": 15958.380000000001, "text": " So that store that day was nothing but my dad's collection."}, {"start": 15958.380000000001, "end": 15960.18, "text": " Like, all the shelves filled."}, {"start": 15960.18, "end": 15963.380000000001, "text": " They had to bring in extra shelves and do the whole party."}, {"start": 15963.380000000001, "end": 15964.480000000001, "text": " Long was shelves."}, {"start": 15964.48, "end": 15967.119999999999, "text": " But the owner of the franchise, this woman,"}, {"start": 15967.119999999999, "end": 15968.92, "text": " well, her husband had to actually leave the country"}, {"start": 15968.92, "end": 15971.279999999999, "text": " due to some work-related reasons."}, {"start": 15971.279999999999, "end": 15974.92, "text": " My husband and I were planning on moving out of the country."}, {"start": 15974.92, "end": 15975.96, "text": " I reached out to corporate-"}, {"start": 15975.96, "end": 15977.199999999999, "text": " What country would y'all move to?"}, {"start": 15977.199999999999, "end": 15979.64, "text": " Let them know, hey, there's something that's coming up"}, {"start": 15979.64, "end": 15982.08, "text": " in the next like four to five months."}, {"start": 15982.08, "end": 15983.4, "text": " I'm gonna go to Korea just to see what's on my-"}, {"start": 15983.4, "end": 15985.039999999999, "text": " She told the Brooks and Minifigs corporation"}, {"start": 15985.039999999999, "end": 15987.199999999999, "text": " that she was planning on selling this store."}, {"start": 15987.199999999999, "end": 15989.64, "text": " So the corporation actually was able to find a buyer"}, {"start": 15989.64, "end": 15990.6, "text": " to buy it from her."}, {"start": 15990.6, "end": 15991.92, "text": " They let me know that they had somebody"}, {"start": 15991.92, "end": 15996.92, "text": " I was interested in purchasing a franchise in the area."}, {"start": 15997.92, "end": 16000.8, "text": " He was going to be in town and he was going to stop by."}, {"start": 16000.8, "end": 16002.8, "text": " And just take a look at it."}, {"start": 16002.8, "end": 16005.0, "text": " Wasn't it until Brandon got there"}, {"start": 16006.36, "end": 16009.3, "text": " that he informed me that they were terminating"}, {"start": 16009.3, "end": 16011.16, "text": " my franchise agreement?"}, {"start": 16011.16, "end": 16013.52, "text": " We were getting threats from Brandon and from corporate"}, {"start": 16013.52, "end": 16015.52, "text": " that if we didn't leave the store immediately,"}, {"start": 16015.52, "end": 16017.24, "text": " the police were going to be called."}, {"start": 16017.24, "end": 16019.84, "text": " I told corporate I wasn't comfortable leaving that night"}, {"start": 16019.84, "end": 16021.2, "text": " without the inventory."}, {"start": 16021.2, "end": 16025.900000000001, "text": " I was also told I was not going to be able to stay there long enough to do that inventory."}, {"start": 16025.900000000001, "end": 16028.2, "text": " But we don't just have to take this woman's word for it."}, {"start": 16028.2, "end": 16031.5, "text": " She was actually able to save all the security camera footage from that night,"}, {"start": 16031.5, "end": 16034.1, "text": " proving that everything she just said is true."}, {"start": 16034.1, "end": 16035.0, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 16035.0, "end": 16037.7, "text": " An evidence is there in the security cam footage."}, {"start": 16037.7, "end": 16040.0, "text": " It's him at the store kicking her out."}, {"start": 16041.0, "end": 16042.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16042.5, "end": 16044.7, "text": " They sent us his crystal asking him,"}, {"start": 16044.7, "end": 16046.7, "text": " how am I supposed to pay this guy?"}, {"start": 16046.7, "end": 16049.300000000001, "text": " These are sets he has not been paid for."}, {"start": 16049.300000000001, "end": 16052.820000000002, "text": " These are ones that haven't, he has not been paid this percentage yet."}, {"start": 16052.820000000002, "end": 16056.820000000002, "text": " And if I don't have the tickets, I won't know how much I need to pay him."}, {"start": 16057.7, "end": 16060.820000000002, "text": " That's a business thing and not necessarily you are speaking."}, {"start": 16060.820000000002, "end": 16064.18, "text": " It's taking all the business he takes on all that outside the club."}, {"start": 16064.18, "end": 16068.02, "text": " His own corporation is seeing their own videos saying they're gonna take it."}, {"start": 16068.02, "end": 16071.94, "text": " After this woman got kicked out of her own store, she called Brian explaining how"}, {"start": 16071.94, "end": 16073.62, "text": " she got a lot of money just to get down."}, {"start": 16073.62, "end": 16078.18, "text": " It is now trying to take the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection without paying for it."}, {"start": 16079.460000000001, "end": 16084.820000000002, "text": " So Brian called the store to see what was going on all the store and I said what happened to Chris"}, {"start": 16084.820000000002, "end": 16089.460000000001, "text": " I guess well, that's kind of a private matter, but the corporation's you're getting robbed again"}, {"start": 16090.1, "end": 16094.800000000001, "text": " You're fucking rock taken over the store. There's something I do to help you if I said well, yeah"}, {"start": 16095.980000000001, "end": 16099.1, "text": " $200,000 with the Legos. I like I let do it"}, {"start": 16099.1, "end": 16102.78, "text": " They're gonna play and the owner of a half-year stores in the tornado"}, {"start": 16103.500000000002, "end": 16106.900000000001, "text": " all those vintage Star Wars sets you have in there are ours and"}, {"start": 16106.9, "end": 16111.42, "text": " And he goes, oh, I don't know anything about that."}, {"start": 16111.42, "end": 16119.26, "text": " Then you better get to learn about it because that is our collection."}, {"start": 16119.26, "end": 16122.02, "text": " So I went down to the store, brought a copy of the contract."}, {"start": 16122.02, "end": 16126.699999999999, "text": " We're like, you need to let me in back and let me see the sets that you still have."}, {"start": 16126.699999999999, "end": 16128.46, "text": " All you have to do is let me in back."}, {"start": 16128.46, "end": 16130.58, "text": " We can go that route or we can go to court."}, {"start": 16130.58, "end": 16131.18, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 16131.18, "end": 16135.34, "text": " And the guy, there's looks at me, crosses his arms and goes,"}, {"start": 16135.34, "end": 16138.78, "text": " Let me tell you what's gonna happen if we go to court"}, {"start": 16139.26, "end": 16145.8, "text": " We're gonna drag this thing out so long and you're gonna end up spending so much more money than your collection is ever worth"}, {"start": 16145.8, "end": 16148.880000000001, "text": " Or what you ever would have gotten on it, but it ain't worth it, man"}, {"start": 16149.42, "end": 16154.380000000001, "text": " So if that's right you want to go to get that's really the right you want to go around and just let me walk in and go"}, {"start": 16158.18, "end": 16163.36, "text": " What yes, yo like some people said they're just like I'm really like I"}, {"start": 16163.36, "end": 16169.960000000001, "text": " some people are just born natural born scumbags like they don't care how they"}, {"start": 16169.960000000001, "end": 16173.44, "text": " get it they don't care who they hurt when they get they just they just don't get"}, {"start": 16173.44, "end": 16178.84, "text": " it no more they don't digs won't get it don't give a fuck like there's just some"}, {"start": 16178.84, "end": 16181.2, "text": " humans that don't got empathy bro they don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 16181.2, "end": 16186.04, "text": " why did you at that point Brickston Minifigs knows that this yo at that point I"}, {"start": 16186.04, "end": 16189.800000000001, "text": " don't give a fuck at that point I'm so petty yes I want to do all that man we"}, {"start": 16189.800000000001, "end": 16193.32, "text": " both won't have nothing nigga we both won't have nothing nigga both of us"}, {"start": 16193.32, "end": 16198.44, "text": " will have nothing nigga and no actually after I win you are going to cut me for my lawyer fees"}, {"start": 16198.44, "end": 16202.48, "text": " and give me my shit bad nigga fuck you time I know no you wouldn't be one cook"}, {"start": 16202.48, "end": 16207.84, "text": " family especially with the father's health doesn't have the resources to take him to court and"}, {"start": 16207.84, "end": 16217.8, "text": " almost mockingly media with tons of pictures of Star Wars Legos it seems like they're just rubbing"}, {"start": 16217.8, "end": 16222.92, "text": " it in this family's face that they stole the world's largest Lego Star Wars collection in the"}, {"start": 16222.92, "end": 16226.960000000001, "text": " world and they got away with saying everybody is absolutely fast-forward"}, {"start": 16226.960000000001, "end": 16233.0, "text": " I'll let hell in the corporation chat I don't even know if y'all something really"}, {"start": 16233.0, "end": 16237.88, "text": " is which I'll what y'all pull up like would you slap me if this was us again"}, {"start": 16237.88, "end": 16244.88, "text": " just got an 82 no okay we got to try that for this video again no I'm God if I"}, {"start": 16244.88, "end": 16247.8, "text": " hear one of my this is one of my YG niggas in the situation I'm making a"}, {"start": 16247.8, "end": 16251.24, "text": " video with you and we pulling up YG deep nigga I don't give a fuck but y'all"}, {"start": 16251.24, "end": 16252.24, "text": " I want to do that for me."}, {"start": 16258.68, "end": 16261.4, "text": " Store and your collection catching fire."}, {"start": 16264.4, "end": 16266.28, "text": " Bro, this is fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 16268.039999999999, "end": 16269.52, "text": " Okay, what if they sold Creed?"}, {"start": 16270.88, "end": 16271.88, "text": " I feel like the,"}, {"start": 16271.88, "end": 16274.32, "text": " I feel like that's the only thing y'all actually"}, {"start": 16274.32, "end": 16275.16, "text": " slaughtered for."}, {"start": 16275.16, "end": 16277.64, "text": " I feel like niggas would actually leave the house."}, {"start": 16277.64, "end": 16279.48, "text": " I feel like niggas would actually leave their house"}, {"start": 16279.48, "end": 16280.32, "text": " for Creed."}, {"start": 16280.32, "end": 16284.76, "text": " I feel like ninjas would actually..."}, {"start": 16284.76, "end": 16292.56, "text": " I would have actually saved Creed, oh god I would."}, {"start": 16292.56, "end": 16295.76, "text": " Get away with doing that."}, {"start": 16295.76, "end": 16296.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16296.96, "end": 16298.92, "text": " And why are the cops not helping?"}, {"start": 16298.92, "end": 16303.199999999999, "text": " Luckily for Brian, a YouTuber ended up catching wind of this story and created a team of"}, {"start": 16303.199999999999, "end": 16306.84, "text": " YouTubers to do whatever they could to get swaggered like it was back."}, {"start": 16306.84, "end": 16309.32, "text": " This is the full inventory of all the sets."}, {"start": 16309.32, "end": 16312.779999999999, "text": " Stole Creed I would help you out and after we beat his bitch ass up"}, {"start": 16312.779999999999, "end": 16317.56, "text": " I'ma tell you and Greg to hold him down while I undo my belt and you know the rest"}, {"start": 16328.36, "end": 16330.36, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 16330.72, "end": 16333.36, "text": " Many figs we can figure out how to get this guy's money"}, {"start": 16333.36, "end": 16338.64, "text": " I love you all guys they started they instantly stopped working on this case"}, {"start": 16338.640000000001, "end": 16339.140000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 16339.140000000001, "end": 16341.640000000001, "text": " I called one of them to find out why."}, {"start": 16341.640000000001, "end": 16342.640000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16342.640000000001, "end": 16346.640000000001, "text": " So, they were threatening legal action against us, you know?"}, {"start": 16346.640000000001, "end": 16348.640000000001, "text": " Brickson and his friends were just a real big company."}, {"start": 16348.640000000001, "end": 16349.640000000001, "text": " Yo gang!"}, {"start": 16349.640000000001, "end": 16351.640000000001, "text": " Yo, hit the streamers up gang!"}, {"start": 16351.640000000001, "end": 16354.640000000001, "text": " I promise you, they ain't threatening shit!"}, {"start": 16354.640000000001, "end": 16355.640000000001, "text": " We won't buy them!"}, {"start": 16355.640000000001, "end": 16357.640000000001, "text": " They know yo bro, I'm telling you gang!"}, {"start": 16357.640000000001, "end": 16359.640000000001, "text": " Hit the niggas up with money, niggas!"}, {"start": 16359.640000000001, "end": 16361.640000000001, "text": " That niggas gonna cook up, I promise you bro!"}, {"start": 16361.640000000001, "end": 16364.640000000001, "text": " Who probably has way more resources than we should."}, {"start": 16364.640000000001, "end": 16365.640000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 16365.640000000001, "end": 16366.640000000001, "text": " Really put up a fight against?"}, {"start": 16366.640000000001, "end": 16372.640000000001, "text": " Brickston Minifigs knows that they can just bully anyone that tries to expose them with frivolous lawsuits."}, {"start": 16372.640000000001, "end": 16374.640000000001, "text": " I don't think so. Anyone who..."}, {"start": 16376.640000000001, "end": 16378.640000000001, "text": " And this left Brian feeling pretty hopeless."}, {"start": 16378.640000000001, "end": 16381.640000000001, "text": " It eats me alive. I've been..."}, {"start": 16381.640000000001, "end": 16383.640000000001, "text": " They better have solved this by the end of this video."}, {"start": 16383.640000000001, "end": 16386.64, "text": " I had terrible anxiety attacks over it. Got put on medication."}, {"start": 16386.64, "end": 16390.64, "text": " I just kind of was like, okay, I just have to let these freaking things go right now."}, {"start": 16390.64, "end": 16392.64, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 16392.64, "end": 16396.26, "text": " Because there's just it didn't seem like I have any path to go, you know"}, {"start": 16398.34, "end": 16399.6, "text": " I have a lie"}, {"start": 16399.6, "end": 16405.12, "text": " They lucky they robbed the right nigga. This was the wrong nigga that place you're shot the fuck up. I'm keeping the beam"}, {"start": 16405.68, "end": 16410.899999999998, "text": " Long situation wrong different person different time different area now, please get a shot"}, {"start": 16410.899999999998, "end": 16415.239999999998, "text": " It just knew what it is on God on God. I guess now it's time for me to get good news"}, {"start": 16415.239999999998, "end": 16421.559999999998, "text": " So immediately I went to my car picked up some friends and started driving 16 hours to this bricks and me"}, {"start": 16422.64, "end": 16427.32, "text": " I will do literally anything it takes, even if I can take down the entire police force,"}, {"start": 16427.32, "end": 16433.52, "text": " I will stop at nothing until this family hits their entire Lego Star Wars collection back."}, {"start": 16433.52, "end": 16434.52, "text": " That's the way."}, {"start": 16434.52, "end": 16435.52, "text": " And now 16 hours later..."}, {"start": 16435.52, "end": 16436.52, "text": " I need niggas like that."}, {"start": 16436.52, "end": 16438.16, "text": " I need niggas like this in my life."}, {"start": 16438.16, "end": 16439.88, "text": " I need real watchin' niggas like this in my life."}, {"start": 16439.88, "end": 16440.88, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16440.88, "end": 16441.88, "text": " I need niggas like this in my life."}, {"start": 16441.88, "end": 16442.88, "text": " Niggas like this in my life."}, {"start": 16442.88, "end": 16443.88, "text": " 16 hours what?"}, {"start": 16443.88, "end": 16444.88, "text": " 16 hours what?"}, {"start": 16444.88, "end": 16445.88, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 16445.88, "end": 16446.88, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 16446.88, "end": 16447.88, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 16447.88, "end": 16448.88, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 16448.88, "end": 16451.28, "text": " I'll be pulling up to the bricks and minifigs store."}, {"start": 16451.28, "end": 16453.28, "text": " I started a pair of spy camera glasses"}, {"start": 16455.44, "end": 16459.76, "text": " Honestly, I just want to hear bricks and pancakes out of the story. Hey, how's it going?"}, {"start": 16461.12, "end": 16463.12, "text": " It's pretty good"}, {"start": 16463.16, "end": 16465.16, "text": " so basically my friend said that uh"}, {"start": 16465.8, "end": 16469.879999999997, "text": " You guys have some of his Legos, I think and he told me to come here and see if I could pick them up"}, {"start": 16471.32, "end": 16473.32, "text": " I think they're Brian's Legos"}, {"start": 16473.6, "end": 16476.1, "text": " It's like a big like Star Wars collections that I think"}, {"start": 16481.28, "end": 16488.78, "text": " Yo bro, yo, yo, lady, yo, lady, I will get a dyke in this bitch right now to beat yo"}, {"start": 16488.78, "end": 16489.78, "text": " up."}, {"start": 16489.78, "end": 16490.78, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 16490.78, "end": 16491.78, "text": " I could go ahead and leave right now, okay?"}, {"start": 16491.78, "end": 16495.52, "text": " Y'all are robbing this innocent man, okay?"}, {"start": 16495.52, "end": 16496.52, "text": " What's up player?"}, {"start": 16496.52, "end": 16497.52, "text": " Whoa, I just didn't even say player."}, {"start": 16497.52, "end": 16498.52, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 16498.52, "end": 16499.52, "text": " One nigga that say player still."}, {"start": 16499.52, "end": 16500.52, "text": " My dog heartache, nigga!"}, {"start": 16500.52, "end": 16501.52, "text": " What's up nigga?"}, {"start": 16501.52, "end": 16502.52, "text": " How you living bro?"}, {"start": 16502.52, "end": 16503.52, "text": " Hold on, yo check."}, {"start": 16503.52, "end": 16504.52, "text": " Fuck out of here."}, {"start": 16504.52, "end": 16505.52, "text": " Real nigga's talking."}, {"start": 16505.52, "end": 16506.52, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 16506.52, "end": 16507.52, "text": " Y'all know game shit."}, {"start": 16507.52, "end": 16509.8, "text": " You know what I'm saying? Y'all not on no game of shit."}, {"start": 16509.8, "end": 16511.36, "text": " Talking to a real OG right now."}, {"start": 16511.36, "end": 16512.2, "text": " What's good, A?"}, {"start": 16512.2, "end": 16514.96, "text": " How the fuck you been, nigga?"}, {"start": 16514.96, "end": 16517.28, "text": " How the fuck you been, A?"}, {"start": 16517.28, "end": 16519.88, "text": " What the hell, boy?"}, {"start": 16519.88, "end": 16523.08, "text": " Long time no talk, bruh."}, {"start": 16523.08, "end": 16525.0, "text": " See, but he on though."}, {"start": 16525.0, "end": 16526.52, "text": " He might take a long time to type and shit."}, {"start": 16526.52, "end": 16528.600000000002, "text": " My dawg, fuck you again."}, {"start": 16528.600000000002, "end": 16531.48, "text": " Y'all know nothing about the crumb side of shit,"}, {"start": 16531.48, "end": 16532.8, "text": " the game of shit and shit, man."}, {"start": 16532.8, "end": 16534.04, "text": " Y'all know nothing about that."}, {"start": 16534.04, "end": 16535.36, "text": " Hit you up onto the I back."}, {"start": 16535.36, "end": 16537.52, "text": " After the show, I'ma check my deal with you."}, {"start": 16538.760000000002, "end": 16541.440000000002, "text": " El Manorisms, who got El Manorisms, you know?"}, {"start": 16541.440000000002, "end": 16542.28, "text": " N***a, why you up?"}, {"start": 16542.28, "end": 16544.84, "text": " N***a, it's 2 AM, boy, on a special bedtime, bro."}, {"start": 16544.84, "end": 16546.52, "text": " Stop, stop saying cap."}, {"start": 16546.52, "end": 16548.84, "text": " Your line, ah, you he not checking?"}, {"start": 16548.84, "end": 16549.68, "text": " Yes, I am, bro."}, {"start": 16549.68, "end": 16550.600000000002, "text": " I just got bad memory, bro."}, {"start": 16550.600000000002, "end": 16552.68, "text": " I like to mention some shit."}, {"start": 16552.68, "end": 16553.72, "text": " Bro, are we watching how these n****s"}, {"start": 16553.72, "end": 16556.22, "text": " robbed this n***a 200,000 Lego set game?"}, {"start": 16558.72, "end": 16560.48, "text": " And this bitch talking about you need to leave now,"}, {"start": 16560.48, "end": 16561.32, "text": " n***a, what?"}, {"start": 16561.32, "end": 16562.52, "text": " Get, bruh, if you don't call some d**k,"}, {"start": 16562.52, "end": 16564.52, "text": " b**ch, come and jump this, oh, what?"}, {"start": 16564.52, "end": 16566.52, "text": " Pretty good"}, {"start": 16566.52, "end": 16571.100000000002, "text": " Whoa, it's just podcast. What you know about that? I might be IP my dog"}, {"start": 16572.12, "end": 16574.12, "text": " Y'all know nothing about that"}, {"start": 16575.48, "end": 16581.920000000002, "text": " So basically my friend said that you guys have some of his Legos I think and he told me to come here and see if I could pick"}, {"start": 16581.920000000002, "end": 16583.52, "text": " I'm up"}, {"start": 16583.52, "end": 16585.52, "text": " I think they're Brian's Legos"}, {"start": 16585.88, "end": 16590.96, "text": " It's like a big like Star Wars. So it serves my fault my fault my fault. I see this on YouTube is a crazy"}, {"start": 16590.96, "end": 16592.96, "text": " Yo, this shit is crazy, bro. I think"}, {"start": 16594.52, "end": 16596.52, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16596.52, "end": 16598.52, "text": " You need to go ahead and leave now where I will call the police."}, {"start": 16598.52, "end": 16600.52, "text": " Y'all, he asked a question."}, {"start": 16600.52, "end": 16601.52, "text": " No, he won't."}, {"start": 16601.52, "end": 16604.52, "text": " Hi, hi, hi. You wanna watch the cameras? I'm being wrapped."}, {"start": 16604.52, "end": 16606.52, "text": " Watch the cameras."}, {"start": 16606.52, "end": 16608.52, "text": " I am being harassed. You need to leave."}, {"start": 16608.52, "end": 16612.52, "text": " Literally, all I did was just bring up that my friend has some Legos in their store,"}, {"start": 16612.52, "end": 16615.52, "text": " and the manager started freaking out on me."}, {"start": 16615.52, "end": 16617.52, "text": " Yay, autocorner, good to know."}, {"start": 16617.52, "end": 16619.52, "text": " If this is brought up, check the niggas out."}, {"start": 16619.52, "end": 16621.52, "text": " They had a meeting about this shit."}, {"start": 16621.52, "end": 16626.72, "text": " of the contract the store made with Brian saying that all of these Lego sets will remain his until"}, {"start": 16626.72, "end": 16632.08, "text": " sold. Because of the contract legal reason to be here legally this does not count as harassment"}, {"start": 16632.08, "end": 16636.32, "text": " instead the manager should be checking the store's inventory to see if these sets are still in their"}, {"start": 16636.32, "end": 16651.36, "text": " store. I tried for a long time just to get her to look"}, {"start": 16651.36, "end": 16659.600000000002, "text": " at this contract finally she gave me an answer of why she can't help me basically what the manager"}, {"start": 16659.600000000002, "end": 16665.52, "text": " saying is that if someone did steal the legos it was her it was cool why don't you just shoot her again"}, {"start": 16668.08, "end": 16670.16, "text": " just got here can you restart stream"}, {"start": 16670.16, "end": 16681.2, "text": " me bitch I've been left with five whole fucking hours whole ass nigga fucking me"}, {"start": 16681.2, "end": 16690.28, "text": " can I restart stream bitch it is 2 a.m. to my restart stream from what part what"}, {"start": 16690.28, "end": 16693.4, "text": " part I'm supposed to restart from"}, {"start": 16700.36, "end": 16702.36, "text": " The beginning"}, {"start": 16707.72, "end": 16709.72, "text": " That girl broke up with"}, {"start": 16715.56, "end": 16718.96, "text": " Cal why your bitch broke up with you, bro. Did she ask?"}, {"start": 16722.64, "end": 16724.64, "text": " Wait Cal"}, {"start": 16725.88, "end": 16727.88, "text": " What your bitch broke up with you? Oh"}, {"start": 16730.16, "end": 16735.26, "text": " Wait, do you have me on Discord right quick, huh?"}, {"start": 16735.26, "end": 16736.26, "text": " Tell me why."}, {"start": 16736.26, "end": 16737.76, "text": " Just tell me why."}, {"start": 16737.76, "end": 16738.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16738.76, "end": 16739.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16739.76, "end": 16740.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16740.76, "end": 16741.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16741.76, "end": 16742.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16742.76, "end": 16743.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16743.76, "end": 16744.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16744.76, "end": 16745.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16745.76, "end": 16746.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16746.76, "end": 16747.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16747.76, "end": 16748.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16748.76, "end": 16749.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16749.76, "end": 16750.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16750.76, "end": 16751.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16751.76, "end": 16752.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16752.76, "end": 16753.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16753.76, "end": 16754.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16754.76, "end": 16755.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16755.76, "end": 16756.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16756.760000000002, "end": 16759.68, "text": " corporate now you gotta talk to the stove we don't handle that type of shit"}, {"start": 16766.960000000003, "end": 16772.04, "text": " So when they say go to corporate how do we respond next time I have no idea you have to take up with them"}, {"start": 16772.04, "end": 16774.04, "text": " It's it's your"}, {"start": 16774.04, "end": 16776.04, "text": " Thing with them. It's that doesn't involve us"}, {"start": 16776.2, "end": 16778.600000000002, "text": " So I showed the manager what corporate"}, {"start": 16779.600000000002, "end": 16782.840000000004, "text": " When corporate tells me this I'm supposed to come back to the store, right?"}, {"start": 16782.84, "end": 16790.4, "text": " And so it kind of seems like you're going yo, she's confused. She's testing. Yo, the next we robbed a friend's pull up game"}, {"start": 16790.4, "end": 16795.0, "text": " What do we do with these on my ass? Yes, he's on my ass. Yeah, what do I do? What I do? What I do?"}, {"start": 16795.0, "end": 16797.0, "text": " She panicking ain't saying"}, {"start": 16799.32, "end": 16801.32, "text": " Oh, this is what corporate told us"}, {"start": 16805.16, "end": 16807.52, "text": " It's not it's worse to leave I guess"}, {"start": 16807.52, "end": 16809.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16809.64, "end": 16815.32, "text": " Don't know about you guys. What does that mean? I don't give a fuck. It kind of seems like the only reason she's asking me to leave the store"}, {"start": 16815.32, "end": 16818.28, "text": " It's good. It's to cover up this $20,000 theft"}, {"start": 16821.56, "end": 16823.88, "text": " It's not fair to have something for my fucking Legos nigga"}, {"start": 16824.44, "end": 16831.2, "text": " Fuck fuck it's some bitches with Disney here to fuck yo. Yo, I'll fucking stow up bro. They'll fucking let this shit fuck"}, {"start": 16831.2, "end": 16835.14, "text": " They're gonna burn all these fucking Legos down gang nobody game, but we are broke now. We are"}, {"start": 16837.52, "end": 16839.52, "text": " Then you're asking me to leave?"}, {"start": 16839.52, "end": 16841.52, "text": " You only need to leave, I can ask you to leave."}, {"start": 16841.52, "end": 16843.52, "text": " You need to leave, you need to leave."}, {"start": 16843.52, "end": 16845.52, "text": " Bro, I'm not getting raise-vated, bro."}, {"start": 16845.52, "end": 16847.52, "text": " I hate people again. I hate people like that."}, {"start": 16847.52, "end": 16849.52, "text": " Bro, I'm getting raise-vated, gang."}, {"start": 16849.52, "end": 16851.52, "text": " Eventually..."}, {"start": 16851.52, "end": 16853.52, "text": " Like, why did she go home and tell her husband,"}, {"start": 16853.52, "end": 16855.52, "text": " what happened at work today? Oh, my God, this guy was sorry,"}, {"start": 16855.52, "end": 16857.52, "text": " and I ain't like..."}, {"start": 16857.52, "end": 16859.52, "text": " What do you tell people, gang?"}, {"start": 16859.52, "end": 16861.52, "text": " The owner of the store called in and asked"}, {"start": 16861.52, "end": 16863.52, "text": " if he could talk to me."}, {"start": 16863.52, "end": 16865.52, "text": " Are you the owner of the bricks and minifig store?"}, {"start": 16865.52, "end": 16866.52, "text": " Yeah, why? What do you got?"}, {"start": 16866.52, "end": 16871.08, "text": " So basically, I wanted to get some of the LEGOs back that you guys still have."}, {"start": 16871.08, "end": 16874.920000000002, "text": " I think I'm looking for the clone turbo tank that..."}, {"start": 16874.920000000002, "end": 16879.16, "text": " Why the HQ would be entitled to the RNs and Tony?"}, {"start": 16879.16, "end": 16882.32, "text": " Well, at least I confirmed the LEGOs are still here."}, {"start": 16882.32, "end": 16886.52, "text": " The only thing is the owner's claiming that he's the owner of these LEGO sets."}, {"start": 16886.52, "end": 16892.08, "text": " I mean, it's pretty stupid of him to say that, considering I'm literally holding a copy of a contract he made with the store"}, {"start": 16892.08, "end": 16896.36, "text": " that said that this LEGO Star Wars collection is not the store's property."}, {"start": 16896.36, "end": 16897.98, "text": " It's the family's property."}, {"start": 16897.98, "end": 16900.32, "text": " The contract makes all of this very clear."}, {"start": 16900.32, "end": 16902.4, "text": " So I want to give him one more chance"}, {"start": 16902.4, "end": 16903.760000000002, "text": " to answer a little bit better."}, {"start": 16903.760000000002, "end": 16906.04, "text": " Well, I just want to get it back to my friend."}, {"start": 16906.04, "end": 16907.12, "text": " She said he couldn't get it back."}, {"start": 16907.12, "end": 16909.920000000002, "text": " So I was just wondering if I could just come and pick him up."}, {"start": 16909.920000000002, "end": 16912.28, "text": " Because you guys still have him, right?"}, {"start": 16912.28, "end": 16914.28, "text": " Bro, why do you think your friend would"}, {"start": 16914.28, "end": 16916.36, "text": " be entitled to our inventory?"}, {"start": 16916.36, "end": 16916.86, "text": " What's his?"}, {"start": 16916.86, "end": 16918.760000000002, "text": " He owns the Legos."}, {"start": 16918.760000000002, "end": 16919.260000000002, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16919.260000000002, "end": 16921.52, "text": " He doesn't own the Legos."}, {"start": 16921.52, "end": 16922.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, we have a contract."}, {"start": 16922.600000000002, "end": 16923.96, "text": " He does own them."}, {"start": 16923.96, "end": 16924.56, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 16924.56, "end": 16925.96, "text": " Are you an idiot?"}, {"start": 16925.96, "end": 16927.96, "text": " That's what they can do."}, {"start": 16927.96, "end": 16929.96, "text": " They can go have answers for you."}, {"start": 16929.96, "end": 16931.96, "text": " Are you dumb?"}, {"start": 16931.96, "end": 16933.96, "text": " They're thinking about a reply."}, {"start": 16933.96, "end": 16935.96, "text": " Those are filler, stall words."}, {"start": 16935.96, "end": 16937.96, "text": " To replace any real answer."}, {"start": 16937.96, "end": 16939.96, "text": " Hey, how's it going?"}, {"start": 16939.96, "end": 16941.96, "text": " At least the police are here now."}, {"start": 16941.96, "end": 16943.96, "text": " So once I show them the contract,"}, {"start": 16943.96, "end": 16945.96, "text": " we're in with the store."}, {"start": 16945.96, "end": 16947.96, "text": " We can finally get the Legos back."}, {"start": 16947.96, "end": 16949.96, "text": " Basically we have, I think it's like $200,000"}, {"start": 16949.96, "end": 16951.96, "text": " with the Lego sets."}, {"start": 16951.96, "end": 16953.96, "text": " We just have them in the store and we just like"}, {"start": 16953.96, "end": 16956.6, "text": " like to pick them up I guess because they were gonna sell it for us I guess they're"}, {"start": 16956.6, "end": 16960.44, "text": " not selling it for us anymore but does it sound like you're watching through right?"}, {"start": 16975.26, "end": 16980.64, "text": " If somebody robbed me, no shit they wouldn't want me there and then I'm on the ass."}, {"start": 16980.64, "end": 16987.36, "text": " the the issues I've been robbed of 200,000 fucking dollars worth of fucking merchandise bitch"}, {"start": 16991.36, "end": 16993.36, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 16993.36, "end": 16995.36, "text": " but they have our sets though, yeah"}, {"start": 17002.079999999998, "end": 17004.239999999998, "text": " I don't want them to keep the Lego sets though"}, {"start": 17004.239999999998, "end": 17004.96, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17004.96, "end": 17006.079999999998, "text": " So yeah"}, {"start": 17006.08, "end": 17011.68, "text": " The police officer- So what do you do there at all that the store just stole $200,000 worth of Legos?"}, {"start": 17011.68, "end": 17014.56, "text": " For some reason, he made it seem like I was the bad guy."}, {"start": 17014.56, "end": 17016.4, "text": " So you are your trespassing here?"}, {"start": 17016.4, "end": 17016.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17016.9, "end": 17018.160000000003, "text": " That's her life, so if you come back-"}, {"start": 17018.160000000003, "end": 17019.120000000003, "text": " Oh, her life?"}, {"start": 17019.120000000003, "end": 17021.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, if you come back, you could be arrested."}, {"start": 17021.760000000002, "end": 17022.260000000002, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 17022.260000000002, "end": 17024.0, "text": " Yeah, you're gonna arrest massive members?"}, {"start": 17024.0, "end": 17026.0, "text": " Get the Legos back then, if I can't come into the store."}, {"start": 17026.0, "end": 17027.52, "text": " Okay, please, please, please, please, possible."}, {"start": 17027.52, "end": 17030.56, "text": " You understand the trespass, but if you come back, you won't be arrested."}, {"start": 17032.0, "end": 17032.5, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 17033.280000000002, "end": 17034.08, "text": " Again, we're out."}, {"start": 17034.08, "end": 17036.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17038.08, "end": 17039.08, "text": " Brian did warn..."}, {"start": 17039.08, "end": 17041.08, "text": " How about if you're the one I call the police?"}, {"start": 17041.08, "end": 17043.08, "text": " Yeah, they said we'll be letting you."}, {"start": 17043.08, "end": 17049.08, "text": " So Brian and I are now officially trespassed from the store."}, {"start": 17049.08, "end": 17050.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17050.08, "end": 17053.08, "text": " And we are going to ask for his own Lego collection back."}, {"start": 17053.08, "end": 17055.08, "text": " We are going to be arrested."}, {"start": 17055.08, "end": 17061.08, "text": " Is there, I guess, a reason why they're able to just take all the Legos and not give it back?"}, {"start": 17061.08, "end": 17063.08, "text": " So, you should scan it."}, {"start": 17063.08, "end": 17069.86, "text": " Yo, I hate a retard. Oh my god. Were you talking about yo, this kid? No, I'm getting baited. I'm getting baited"}, {"start": 17069.86, "end": 17072.36, "text": " I am getting baited bro. I believe"}, {"start": 17073.620000000003, "end": 17075.7, "text": " Okay, I'm not allowed to be in the parking lot"}, {"start": 17078.7, "end": 17081.7, "text": " Also, this store just owns all this whole lot"}, {"start": 17082.58, "end": 17088.0, "text": " They bought the lot. They just own all this shit these stores and don't matter. They just own all this"}, {"start": 17088.0, "end": 17090.0, "text": " Yeah, there's a little this story here"}, {"start": 17090.0, "end": 17098.44, "text": " We've been filming for 10 minutes and I'm already trespassed from bricks and minifigs, which"}, {"start": 17098.44, "end": 17100.72, "text": " is like the whole location of the video."}, {"start": 17100.72, "end": 17105.2, "text": " So how do I film a video of bricks and minifigs now if I can't even legally go back there?"}, {"start": 17105.2, "end": 17109.8, "text": " So to continue the video without getting arrested, I went back to bricks and minifigs corporate"}, {"start": 17109.8, "end": 17110.8, "text": " offices."}, {"start": 17110.8, "end": 17116.84, "text": " In the bricks and minifigs, CEO, the guy who runs the entire company, Gemin McNef, he"}, {"start": 17116.84, "end": 17119.24, "text": " personally came out to talk to us."}, {"start": 17119.24, "end": 17126.2, "text": " so what's going on so you guys are holding some of our legos you're not is it a lie"}, {"start": 17127.480000000003, "end": 17135.800000000003, "text": " that's that's a lie uh you did take the legos so we have our attorneys have visited like again"}, {"start": 17135.800000000003, "end": 17143.08, "text": " so who's let like Brian man this thing had just said 30 words made no zero sentences game he just"}, {"start": 17143.08, "end": 17146.300000000003, "text": " He said 30 words, said zero sentences, man."}, {"start": 17148.04, "end": 17149.52, "text": " Bro, is this Asmongold variant?"}, {"start": 17149.52, "end": 17150.88, "text": " Why he got him BDSI?"}, {"start": 17150.88, "end": 17152.56, "text": " Why he look like this?"}, {"start": 17152.56, "end": 17153.640000000003, "text": " Is Asmongold cousin?"}, {"start": 17153.640000000003, "end": 17154.480000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 17154.480000000003, "end": 17155.320000000003, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 17155.320000000003, "end": 17156.160000000003, "text": " Why he look like this?"}, {"start": 17156.160000000003, "end": 17157.800000000003, "text": " Okay, and who is that?"}, {"start": 17157.800000000003, "end": 17158.88, "text": " He's the guy who had a bunch of,"}, {"start": 17158.88, "end": 17161.84, "text": " he had like $200,000 worth of Legos in his store."}, {"start": 17163.280000000002, "end": 17164.440000000002, "text": " No, it didn't happen."}, {"start": 17164.440000000002, "end": 17165.280000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 17165.280000000002, "end": 17167.72, "text": " I mean, it did happen, yeah, it did happen."}, {"start": 17167.72, "end": 17168.960000000003, "text": " No, we did not."}, {"start": 17168.960000000003, "end": 17170.160000000003, "text": " Yeah, because his Legos were in the store"}, {"start": 17170.160000000003, "end": 17171.280000000002, "text": " and you guys took them."}, {"start": 17171.28, "end": 17174.379999999997, "text": " I know you think lying to us right now is kinda like helping me out."}, {"start": 17174.379999999997, "end": 17175.379999999997, "text": " I'm not lying to you."}, {"start": 17175.379999999997, "end": 17177.379999999997, "text": " Well, we both know you're lying, but..."}, {"start": 17177.379999999997, "end": 17178.879999999997, "text": " No, we don't."}, {"start": 17178.879999999997, "end": 17185.379999999997, "text": " So, I showed him some social media posts his own company made that are still up that claims that these are Brian Mansell's Lego set."}, {"start": 17185.379999999997, "end": 17186.879999999997, "text": " I was like, AHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 17186.879999999997, "end": 17188.68, "text": " Yo, yo, now what, what's he gonna say?"}, {"start": 17188.68, "end": 17189.379999999997, "text": " What's he gonna say?"}, {"start": 17189.379999999997, "end": 17192.68, "text": " Seth said they're still folding on to worth $200,000."}, {"start": 17192.68, "end": 17195.68, "text": " But all of these claims are from his own company."}, {"start": 17195.68, "end": 17200.68, "text": " We just caught the CEO of the entire company red-handed in a lie."}, {"start": 17200.68, "end": 17204.88, "text": " Yeah, it's crazy to me that even the CEO is in on this cover-up, but anyways"}, {"start": 17204.88, "end": 17206.88, "text": " Now we just caught the CEO on this slide"}, {"start": 17207.08, "end": 17211.24, "text": " I want to let him know that it's gonna be much easier if he just gives us the lego's back now"}, {"start": 17211.24, "end": 17214.86, "text": " If you should want to give it back now, it's gonna be a lot easier for you guys, you know, I"}, {"start": 17215.62, "end": 17218.4, "text": " Think you guys would prefer the easy way"}, {"start": 17220.56, "end": 17226.28, "text": " I already know that you're gonna- oh yeah? Yeah, the easy way, but get the fuck out of my- that's what you- I know that's what he's thinking right now"}, {"start": 17227.16, "end": 17230.22, "text": " The hard way, I don't think you guys are really gonna like it. Oh, shit"}, {"start": 17230.68, "end": 17233.24, "text": " But we're getting back either way so it's like you can either"}, {"start": 17237.4, "end": 17239.4, "text": " So you don't want to do the easy way"}, {"start": 17242.2, "end": 17244.18, "text": " I bet you I was fucking home later he ain't getting me"}, {"start": 17244.18, "end": 17249.54, "text": " I bet you if I came from the fucking ceiling with my eyes like red light easy black laser beam the nigga"}, {"start": 17249.54, "end": 17251.54, "text": " Hey after like this, I bet you you want it bitch"}, {"start": 17252.68, "end": 17254.68, "text": " It's my name to be superpowers, bro"}, {"start": 17256.760000000002, "end": 17259.8, "text": " So you guys in the legal activity that's illegal on me"}, {"start": 17260.68, "end": 17264.12, "text": " Okay, you've been asked to leave."}, {"start": 17264.12, "end": 17265.12, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 17265.12, "end": 17266.12, "text": " It was that!"}, {"start": 17266.12, "end": 17267.12, "text": " Friggin' bitch!"}, {"start": 17267.12, "end": 17268.12, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 17268.12, "end": 17269.12, "text": " What a decision!"}, {"start": 17269.12, "end": 17272.52, "text": " I'm presenting an album with the Easyway, and they said,"}, {"start": 17272.52, "end": 17273.52, "text": " Heck no!"}, {"start": 17273.52, "end": 17276.52, "text": " Welp, they've only left me one other option."}, {"start": 17276.52, "end": 17278.84, "text": " The Easyway is the hard way."}, {"start": 17278.84, "end": 17279.84, "text": " What, court gang?"}, {"start": 17279.84, "end": 17284.2, "text": " But now it's pretty much the super hard way, because the police are protecting them."}, {"start": 17284.2, "end": 17287.04, "text": " If I ever go back to the store, I'm getting arrested."}, {"start": 17287.04, "end": 17289.04, "text": " You come back, you will be arrested."}, {"start": 17289.04, "end": 17290.04, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 17290.04, "end": 17295.32, "text": " So, we already grouped together to re-watch the footage I've gotten so far, and there was one thing"}, {"start": 17295.32, "end": 17298.2, "text": " the manager said that might be a way forward for us."}, {"start": 17298.2, "end": 17301.64, "text": " I'm not hurting from the owners, but you need to leave."}, {"start": 17301.64, "end": 17303.0, "text": " Can I talk to the owners then, or...?"}, {"start": 17303.0, "end": 17304.2, "text": " Go ahead and call the owners."}, {"start": 17304.2, "end": 17305.64, "text": " Uh, I'd like to get the..."}, {"start": 17306.84, "end": 17310.120000000003, "text": " What are you looking at, gang? The shit is right here."}, {"start": 17312.68, "end": 17315.56, "text": " The screen right here? What are you looking at, man? I don't know. What do you want?"}, {"start": 17320.920000000002, "end": 17322.920000000002, "text": " For us"}, {"start": 17325.96, "end": 17329.24, "text": " Can't talk to the owner's that are you go ahead and call the numbers"}, {"start": 17332.0, "end": 17334.0, "text": " Why don't you give it to me?"}, {"start": 17339.56, "end": 17342.920000000002, "text": " I knew a few business of high school that was built like the Hebrew"}, {"start": 17343.4, "end": 17345.4, "text": " Wonder what they look like now"}, {"start": 17345.4, "end": 17360.22, "text": " I have the Lego sets you guys have so I don't have the owner's number now so yeah if you"}, {"start": 17360.22, "end": 17365.460000000003, "text": " give me that if that's what you want me to do then you give me the number and I can basically"}, {"start": 17365.460000000003, "end": 17369.940000000002, "text": " she's putting all of the blame on the owner of the store which is good to find out the"}, {"start": 17369.94, "end": 17372.579999999998, "text": " The problem is she's not giving me the owner's number"}, {"start": 17375.579999999998, "end": 17377.579999999998, "text": " I'll find"}, {"start": 17381.46, "end": 17383.46, "text": " Get this"}, {"start": 17390.66, "end": 17394.98, "text": " That's why I was like corporate keeps on me contact the owners of the store, but we know"}, {"start": 17394.98, "end": 17396.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17399.739999999998, "end": 17404.06, "text": " Manager is really trying to protect the store from getting in trouble. So"}, {"start": 17404.739999999998, "end": 17409.7, "text": " She's not gonna give me his number. I'm just have to I'm the top of nigga. I go. I'm too petty"}, {"start": 17409.7, "end": 17414.14, "text": " I would have walked up in there at the lot bought some regular shit at it off"}, {"start": 17414.14, "end": 17417.14, "text": " I would have played the long game game. That's how petty I am. That's how deep is I get bro"}, {"start": 17417.14, "end": 17421.38, "text": " It just it would do play the long game became friends with them became close with them"}, {"start": 17421.38, "end": 17423.38, "text": " You know Zane over time"}, {"start": 17423.38, "end": 17428.24, "text": " Everybody ain't but that fucking line of niggas nigga 48 niggas leave the fucking back door open. I like shah shah shah fuck"}, {"start": 17428.74, "end": 17433.18, "text": " So what would you do niggas? Oh god find it all the way different way. It's the only way"}, {"start": 17433.18, "end": 17438.260000000002, "text": " She tends to be the foe and might be able to see his name and number Josh Lego"}, {"start": 17440.86, "end": 17442.86, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 17443.34, "end": 17448.960000000003, "text": " Double so if she's not gonna give me his number, I just have to find it a different way"}, {"start": 17451.38, "end": 17455.38, "text": " You might be able to see his name and number, Josh, who I know."}, {"start": 17455.38, "end": 17457.780000000002, "text": " We found out the owner's name is Josh."}, {"start": 17458.780000000002, "end": 17459.98, "text": " Listen, hear me out."}, {"start": 17459.98, "end": 17460.68, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 17460.68, "end": 17461.68, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17461.68, "end": 17463.08, "text": " YouTube, Twitch."}, {"start": 17463.08, "end": 17464.280000000002, "text": " Hold on, gang."}, {"start": 17464.280000000002, "end": 17466.38, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17466.38, "end": 17473.38, "text": " To be fair, to be quite frank, my name is Joshua."}, {"start": 17473.38, "end": 17475.68, "text": " Not Josh."}, {"start": 17475.68, "end": 17478.18, "text": " Not Josue."}, {"start": 17478.18, "end": 17479.18, "text": " Not Yishua."}, {"start": 17479.18, "end": 17480.68, "text": " It's Joshua."}, {"start": 17480.68, "end": 17482.4, "text": " not josh"}, {"start": 17482.4, "end": 17487.08, "text": " this nigga name clearly hears josh"}, {"start": 17487.08, "end": 17488.68, "text": " and it says josh lego"}, {"start": 17488.68, "end": 17492.04, "text": " my last name is now lego"}, {"start": 17492.04, "end": 17495.48, "text": " however the number was way too blurry on the spyglasses"}, {"start": 17495.48, "end": 17497.12, "text": " no it's so blurry"}, {"start": 17497.12, "end": 17501.68, "text": " so i checked the stores instagram to see if there's anyone named josh which it doesn't"}, {"start": 17501.68, "end": 17502.36, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 17502.36, "end": 17506.48, "text": " so i checked her business right quick mr rage just wanna say the com is filling up"}, {"start": 17506.48, "end": 17511.14, "text": " with screenshots of niggas going 82 to zero fuck you're a crumb they hacked it"}, {"start": 17511.14, "end": 17514.66, "text": " they lied they ain't doing on stream don't count curbs but everything got"}, {"start": 17514.66, "end": 17519.7, "text": " scrubbed this owner is really going to anyway this is an organ on god I don't"}, {"start": 17519.7, "end": 17524.7, "text": " hope bro bro game at your game this is an organ please tell me they saw this"}, {"start": 17524.7, "end": 17531.02, "text": " case the state fully anonymous after watching the footage over and over my"}, {"start": 17531.02, "end": 17535.42, "text": " final conclusion is the manager sucks oh you talk but she's not really the"}, {"start": 17535.420000000002, "end": 17537.58, "text": " mastermind this whole thing she's just"}, {"start": 17537.58, "end": 17540.300000000003, "text": " protected fuck no organ sucks you're a"}, {"start": 17540.300000000003, "end": 17542.260000000002, "text": " crumb organs the top five state in the"}, {"start": 17542.260000000002, "end": 17543.820000000003, "text": " United States organs fucking beautiful"}, {"start": 17543.820000000003, "end": 17545.86, "text": " fuck you it just rings a lot"}, {"start": 17545.86, "end": 17548.54, "text": " mastermind this whole thing because"}, {"start": 17548.54, "end": 17550.86, "text": " she's brainwashed luckily for me to my"}, {"start": 17550.86, "end": 17552.9, "text": " youtube career I've infiltrated tons of"}, {"start": 17552.9, "end": 17554.820000000003, "text": " cults and I've personally experienced"}, {"start": 17554.820000000003, "end": 17556.780000000002, "text": " some of the most intense and crazy"}, {"start": 17556.780000000002, "end": 17559.06, "text": " brainwashing in the entire world"}, {"start": 17559.06, "end": 17560.58, "text": " basically what I'm trying to say is I'm"}, {"start": 17560.58, "end": 17562.420000000002, "text": " pretty sure that I could brainwash one"}, {"start": 17562.420000000002, "end": 17563.420000000002, "text": " of these bricks and mini figs and"}, {"start": 17563.420000000002, "end": 17569.460000000003, "text": " employees way harder than any corporate office is good what the fuck yes that's"}, {"start": 17569.460000000003, "end": 17574.780000000002, "text": " the plan please tell me please tell me to do what I like what I thought to do"}, {"start": 17574.780000000002, "end": 17579.74, "text": " going there get going there throw like a like a little geek work become friends"}, {"start": 17579.74, "end": 17583.38, "text": " with other employees you get a little bit more information like who owns the store"}, {"start": 17583.38, "end": 17589.06, "text": " anyway it's a dickhead it's Josh Belfast bro he's so fucking annoying but he's my boss"}, {"start": 17589.06, "end": 17592.86, "text": " and I oh Josh Belfast I should say that's how you do it game infiltrate"}, {"start": 17592.86, "end": 17594.86, "text": " Brainwashed the bricks and minifigs"}, {"start": 17594.86, "end": 17595.86, "text": " Conquer the body"}, {"start": 17595.86, "end": 17596.86, "text": " Beyond my side"}, {"start": 17596.86, "end": 17598.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm starting a leg of cults"}, {"start": 17598.86, "end": 17600.86, "text": " I mean a true cult would never actually"}, {"start": 17600.86, "end": 17602.86, "text": " call themselves a cult"}, {"start": 17602.86, "end": 17604.86, "text": " They always disguise themselves as something else"}, {"start": 17604.86, "end": 17606.86, "text": " So, yes, I'm actually just starting a"}, {"start": 17606.86, "end": 17608.86, "text": " regular old leg of cult"}, {"start": 17608.86, "end": 17609.86, "text": " That's what we're calling it"}, {"start": 17609.86, "end": 17612.86, "text": " My friend Victor is going to be the cult recruiter"}, {"start": 17612.86, "end": 17614.86, "text": " I dressed him up to look like a famous YouTuber"}, {"start": 17614.86, "end": 17616.86, "text": " so he would look powerful"}, {"start": 17616.86, "end": 17618.86, "text": " and the employees here will have to listen to him"}, {"start": 17619.86, "end": 17621.86, "text": " My name's Victor"}, {"start": 17621.86, "end": 17623.86, "text": " We're going to Bricks and Mini Figs!"}, {"start": 17623.86, "end": 17624.86, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 17624.86, "end": 17627.86, "text": " Alright guys, we are heading into the store right now."}, {"start": 17627.86, "end": 17633.86, "text": " He was doing amazing, and we had to make sure that these employees know that Victor is the real deal."}, {"start": 17633.86, "end": 17635.86, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 17635.86, "end": 17637.86, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 17640.86, "end": 17642.86, "text": " Yo, we got a fan over here. One, two..."}, {"start": 17642.86, "end": 17644.86, "text": " Is that a fake fan?"}, {"start": 17644.86, "end": 17646.86, "text": " Toys for everyone!"}, {"start": 17646.86, "end": 17648.86, "text": " Hey, I'll send you the picture."}, {"start": 17648.86, "end": 17650.86, "text": " Yo, I'm good, big boys."}, {"start": 17650.86, "end": 17654.46, "text": " So far, everything we had set up was working perfectly."}, {"start": 17654.46, "end": 17657.100000000002, "text": " And now, we have to come up with some type of way"}, {"start": 17657.100000000002, "end": 17659.86, "text": " to get one of these employees out of the store"}, {"start": 17659.86, "end": 17661.62, "text": " so we can brainwash them."}, {"start": 17661.62, "end": 17663.46, "text": " That's good, that is crazy."}, {"start": 17663.46, "end": 17665.86, "text": " So we're filming a quick video, maybe you and her"}, {"start": 17665.86, "end": 17669.46, "text": " want to do some kind of challenge for like a hundred bucks."}, {"start": 17669.46, "end": 17671.54, "text": " I mean, sure, I'm down for that."}, {"start": 17671.54, "end": 17673.66, "text": " I don't know what's happening."}, {"start": 17673.66, "end": 17675.260000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 17675.260000000002, "end": 17677.86, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 17677.86, "end": 17686.62, "text": " I was gonna say I mean when they when they talk they will give us our answers now. They believe it when they tell us"}, {"start": 17686.62, "end": 17693.3, "text": " when they when they sell them when they tell them three two one yellow"}, {"start": 17693.3, "end": 17699.06, "text": " and these employees started their YouTube challenge and yeah I'm just gonna fast-forward to this part"}, {"start": 17699.06, "end": 17704.7, "text": " I'm not gonna torture you guys with all this all you really need to know is that this girl ended up winning"}, {"start": 17707.86, "end": 17717.62, "text": " How's it going we're partnering with the local Lego club and we're gonna kind of do like an award ceremony"}, {"start": 17717.62, "end": 17720.18, "text": " Like the Lego club wants to host the award ceremony for you, so"}, {"start": 17720.9, "end": 17725.46, "text": " Lego club award ceremony. Yo, this is dead ass. Uh, yeah"}, {"start": 17726.420000000002, "end": 17733.62, "text": " And just like that she's in so we traveled deep into the woods and waited for this employee to show up"}, {"start": 17733.62, "end": 17741.059999999998, "text": " what wait wait what the fuck am I watching what do you mean to the what"}, {"start": 17741.06, "end": 17743.06, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 17751.06, "end": 17755.06, "text": " And with that, our new cult member has arrived."}, {"start": 17756.06, "end": 17757.06, "text": " She's the leg of Queen!"}, {"start": 17757.06, "end": 17759.06, "text": " She's the leg of Queen!"}, {"start": 17765.06, "end": 17769.06, "text": " And with that, our new cult member has arrived."}, {"start": 17769.06, "end": 17771.06, "text": " the blood got cooked"}, {"start": 17775.06, "end": 17777.06, "text": " Got her"}, {"start": 17777.460000000003, "end": 17780.100000000002, "text": " Got her blood got cooked GG, bro"}, {"start": 17782.260000000002, "end": 17789.300000000003, "text": " Before you can brainwash someone they have to be open to it the most cults achieve this by making a new recruit seem like the most"}, {"start": 17789.460000000003, "end": 17791.460000000003, "text": " Special person in the entire world"}, {"start": 17792.18, "end": 17795.460000000003, "text": " Yo, bro, imagine is worth a full shit"}, {"start": 17795.46, "end": 17800.82, "text": " it. Niggas tell you to go to the woods and like this is after work like just activities"}, {"start": 17800.82, "end": 17806.219999999998, "text": " game. Niggas and Lego hands and shit. I mean you gotta be a weirdo to work at that store"}, {"start": 17806.219999999998, "end": 17809.54, "text": " though so I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Special person in the entire"}, {"start": 17809.54, "end": 17817.579999999998, "text": " world. What the fuck is falling for this shit? Winner goes to California. Did it ask to see"}, {"start": 17817.58, "end": 17819.58, "text": " Do you need a subscriber count or anything?"}, {"start": 17819.58, "end": 17827.58, "text": " LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3!"}, {"start": 17827.58, "end": 17832.58, "text": " Another thing I've personally seen a lot of cults do is that they constantly give new recruits power."}, {"start": 17832.58, "end": 17837.58, "text": " Men's life has just joined the sea heart position."}, {"start": 17837.58, "end": 17843.58, "text": " If people feel powerful, they're less likely to think that they're the ones that are being manipulated."}, {"start": 17843.58, "end": 17845.58, "text": " So we gotta give this girl some power."}, {"start": 17845.58, "end": 17846.58, "text": " You give me power?"}, {"start": 17846.58, "end": 17848.58, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 17876.58, "end": 17886.58, "text": " What the fuck is going on, bro? They've been having a power triple for some Legos."}, {"start": 17886.58, "end": 17891.58, "text": " This can't be real, bro. There's no way this is real, bro. There's no way. There's no way."}, {"start": 17891.58, "end": 17896.58, "text": " Lastly, all Colts do group rituals to make you feel like one with the group."}, {"start": 17896.58, "end": 17900.58, "text": " So now, we have to become one with this bricks and minifigs and plead."}, {"start": 17900.58, "end": 17910.58, "text": " Brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick!"}, {"start": 17911.58, "end": 17914.58, "text": " And now the employee is fully brainwashed."}, {"start": 17915.58, "end": 17923.58, "text": " Okay, maybe not fully brainwashed, but we definitely did a much better job at brainwashing her than corporate bricks and minifigs did, so hopefully now I'm f-"}, {"start": 17923.58, "end": 17925.58, "text": " Is this why rage always go into Oregon?"}, {"start": 17926.58, "end": 17928.58, "text": " Why do we always? I put the organ like twice."}, {"start": 17928.58, "end": 17935.68, "text": " Finally safe to bring up these Star Wars Lego sets. We heard something about like some like Star Wars set"}, {"start": 17935.68, "end": 17937.68, "text": " Do you know anything about that or?"}, {"start": 17937.68, "end": 17940.68, "text": " I know some of it. They were gonna reimburse him for everything"}, {"start": 17940.68, "end": 17944.68, "text": " And then I think they did and he's upset about everything we think yet."}, {"start": 17944.68, "end": 17946.68, "text": " They reimbursed him for everything?"}, {"start": 17946.68, "end": 17948.68, "text": " Yeah, we don't have any of his stuff on the shelves"}, {"start": 17948.68, "end": 17949.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 17949.18, "end": 17950.18, "text": " Yeah, we don't have any of it"}, {"start": 17950.18, "end": 17958.18, "text": " But just like every other cult member out there, these employees have been told a lie and are now willing to pretty much die to spend this lie"}, {"start": 17958.18, "end": 17964.46, "text": " The good thing now, she's going to be even harder by our cults and our cult is now gonna give her the freedom to"}, {"start": 17964.86, "end": 17967.46, "text": " Finally be able to think logically about the situation"}, {"start": 17967.86, "end": 17973.22, "text": " So we think we think they've been lying to you so these were all the sets in the store and they're all metadata timestamped"}, {"start": 17974.46, "end": 17976.46, "text": " Yeah, those are all his"}, {"start": 17977.62, "end": 17979.62, "text": " Yeah, I know you guys do you showed me one of them"}, {"start": 17984.3, "end": 17986.3, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17988.18, "end": 17994.18, "text": " You were really funny after you left, I got a call from my boss and he was like, how do I get the virus?"}, {"start": 17994.18, "end": 17996.18, "text": " Dang what?"}, {"start": 17996.18, "end": 17997.18, "text": " Now that we have-"}, {"start": 17997.18, "end": 18001.18, "text": " Yo, oh my god, it actually worked, oh my, she just talking."}, {"start": 18001.18, "end": 18005.18, "text": " She just talking your game, this is what your chat, I ain't gonna lie to you."}, {"start": 18005.18, "end": 18008.18, "text": " Watch what you tell Diggas, okay?"}, {"start": 18008.18, "end": 18012.18, "text": " Cause all it takes is a little brainwashing in the woods with some Legos and they spin on all your business."}, {"start": 18012.18, "end": 18013.18, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 18013.18, "end": 18015.18, "text": " Get asked, watch what you tell people, okay?"}, {"start": 18015.18, "end": 18017.18, "text": " Don't tell nobody everything."}, {"start": 18017.18, "end": 18019.18, "text": " anything. This is all it says."}, {"start": 18019.18, "end": 18021.18, "text": " Look at me, Figs employee on our side."}, {"start": 18021.18, "end": 18023.18, "text": " It's me. It's me. It's time to finally get..."}, {"start": 18023.18, "end": 18025.18, "text": " Yo, imagine you got a crazy scheme you up to"}, {"start": 18025.18, "end": 18027.18, "text": " on a thousand and some drooling at work at your"}, {"start": 18027.18, "end": 18029.18, "text": " store and sells you out. Cause of a"}, {"start": 18029.18, "end": 18031.18, "text": " LEGO ritual. Yo!"}, {"start": 18031.18, "end": 18033.18, "text": " Yo, she calm, bruh."}, {"start": 18033.18, "end": 18035.18, "text": " Afollow. What's her name? Elizabeth?"}, {"start": 18035.18, "end": 18037.18, "text": " Beth? Beth. McBeth, maybe."}, {"start": 18037.18, "end": 18039.18, "text": " Lead our mission. Afollow."}, {"start": 18039.18, "end": 18041.18, "text": " Josh, the owner's number."}, {"start": 18041.18, "end": 18043.18, "text": " Wait, but you have like the numbers and stuff, right?"}, {"start": 18043.18, "end": 18045.18, "text": " Yeah, I do. Oh, did he give you Josh's number?"}, {"start": 18047.18, "end": 18053.86, "text": " No, you can't have you know, you think that fucking you think you go give it up like that"}, {"start": 18054.94, "end": 18056.94, "text": " Okay, picture of it. Oh"}, {"start": 18057.3, "end": 18062.38, "text": " Nice now that I had the owner's number. It's time to give him a call. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18064.66, "end": 18071.260000000002, "text": " Hello, this is Josh. Yo, Josh is our fucking corny game. Who if I enter with hello, this is Josh bro. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18071.260000000002, "end": 18075.18, "text": " Hello, I am just calling to get my legos back"}, {"start": 18075.18, "end": 18078.18, "text": " I think they told me to talk to you about it."}, {"start": 18082.18, "end": 18085.18, "text": " I think it's the Star Wars set. I have a list. I can kind of pull it up."}, {"start": 18085.18, "end": 18088.18, "text": " I was just wondering like how we can get them back."}, {"start": 18088.18, "end": 18091.18, "text": " Like if I get you're okay, I can just walk in the store and..."}, {"start": 18096.18, "end": 18101.18, "text": " I think one of them is called like the super trooper set. I think the..."}, {"start": 18101.18, "end": 18103.18, "text": " We got what else is there?"}, {"start": 18103.18, "end": 18106.66, "text": " say I think I don't like they say it I think because they're because of like"}, {"start": 18110.34, "end": 18113.38, "text": " Since Josh was pretending to not remember any of the Star Wars"}, {"start": 18114.74, "end": 18119.420000000002, "text": " Inventory I decided to send them over a picture of the contract to stores it"}, {"start": 18125.94, "end": 18132.2, "text": " And now I finally understand the legal loopholes that Josh is using to get away with this the previous owner"}, {"start": 18132.2, "end": 18137.280000000002, "text": " Signed it or the previous store owner whoever's recognized or signed it all that shit"}, {"start": 18137.440000000002, "end": 18142.82, "text": " He kicked them out so now he's got new workers in that bitch who got nothing to do with that"}, {"start": 18142.82, "end": 18145.56, "text": " So the previous people technically be okay, then it is"}, {"start": 18146.24, "end": 18147.86, "text": " Trying to go crazy"}, {"start": 18147.86, "end": 18151.2, "text": " It's probably the stupidest loophole I've ever heard my entire life"}, {"start": 18151.64, "end": 18154.36, "text": " Josh is claiming that it's not his name on the contract"}, {"start": 18154.36, "end": 18159.12, "text": " It's the previous owners which makes no sense because in the security camera footage"}, {"start": 18159.12, "end": 18163.2, "text": " He tells the previous owner that he's gonna be the one taking over the contract now"}, {"start": 18166.879999999997, "end": 18173.8, "text": " Yeah, I guess this is some sort of just contract loophole he's trying to use to steal the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection"}, {"start": 18178.48, "end": 18180.96, "text": " Or you had to take it over from the previous owner, right"}, {"start": 18180.96, "end": 18192.68, "text": " Yo niggas love sounding speo niggas is a retarded game, yeah that's how that works"}, {"start": 18192.68, "end": 18200.8, "text": " I'm telling you you do not have to be smart to be a business owner to have money in this"}, {"start": 18200.8, "end": 18205.64, "text": " world you don't have to be smart game you don't have to be like you just don't game"}, {"start": 18205.64, "end": 18210.84, "text": " well most of the time you got to be a scumbag I ain't go a lot most of the time a lot of"}, {"start": 18210.84, "end": 18217.28, "text": " So you all just want to give the legos back like"}, {"start": 18225.64, "end": 18232.16, "text": " Why always be niggas that's doing the legal stuff I will be calling the police my nigga you you rob these muck you"}, {"start": 18233.8, "end": 18235.8, "text": " Are you feel threatened right now?"}, {"start": 18236.8, "end": 18238.8, "text": " I was surprised at how much the"}, {"start": 18240.84, "end": 18244.6, "text": " because Brian already tried to sue him and it didn't work."}, {"start": 18244.6, "end": 18249.3, "text": " We got banned to a couple attorneys and they basically spelled it out saying here's the"}, {"start": 18249.3, "end": 18252.2, "text": " path that's going to happen if you go down each of these routes."}, {"start": 18252.2, "end": 18256.0, "text": " They're now in Spain, so we're getting into that whole international thing just to have"}, {"start": 18256.0, "end": 18260.4, "text": " been in a junction on the store to have them go back and prove they've sold it not."}, {"start": 18260.4, "end": 18262.4, "text": " That's like $60,000 to $70,000."}, {"start": 18262.4, "end": 18263.4, "text": " We got you."}, {"start": 18263.4, "end": 18264.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18264.4, "end": 18265.9, "text": " Bricks and minifigs."}, {"start": 18265.9, "end": 18266.9, "text": " We got you, gang."}, {"start": 18266.9, "end": 18270.8, "text": " Put up the gold fund me, we get 50, 60 bans by the end of the week, gang."}, {"start": 18270.8, "end": 18271.8, "text": " I'm gonna see you there."}, {"start": 18271.8, "end": 18276.62, "text": " So that, Brian and his dad don't have nearly enough resources to sue a company as big as"}, {"start": 18276.62, "end": 18277.62, "text": " Bricks and Minifigs."}, {"start": 18277.62, "end": 18282.76, "text": " He's like, we're gonna keep these, you're gonna walk away from this, you're not coming"}, {"start": 18282.76, "end": 18283.76, "text": " back."}, {"start": 18283.76, "end": 18286.02, "text": " And, this is why I'm so much in on grills."}, {"start": 18286.02, "end": 18290.36, "text": " We will drag this out in court, till it is well past what this collection is worth."}, {"start": 18290.36, "end": 18292.559999999998, "text": " So let's lay out the puzzle pieces really quick."}, {"start": 18292.559999999998, "end": 18296.8, "text": " If Brian and his dad sue Bricks and Minifigs, it's gonna ruin their lives."}, {"start": 18296.8, "end": 18299.92, "text": " By the way, this bricks and minifigs company has been treating this family"}, {"start": 18299.92, "end": 18303.7, "text": " I only think it's fair if if they're the ones that get their lives ruined"}, {"start": 18304.64, "end": 18307.92, "text": " In order to make things right it looks like we got to do this"}, {"start": 18310.6, "end": 18312.6, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 18313.92, "end": 18315.04, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 18315.04, "end": 18320.079999999998, "text": " Now bricks and minifigs has their life ruined and you can see Brian and us"}, {"start": 18320.079999999998, "end": 18325.62, "text": " We are the ones now doing the illegal activity. So I told my group the plan. We have to do something illegal"}, {"start": 18325.62, "end": 18327.62, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18328.82, "end": 18334.82, "text": " Well, but the thing is they're getting screwed because of it because they would have to up front the cost and then they have to court"}, {"start": 18344.1, "end": 18349.14, "text": " Legal business move against bricks and mini figs. Let's just hope that they take the bait and sue us"}, {"start": 18350.18, "end": 18352.94, "text": " What I was thinking is what's the easiest way to get into to us?"}, {"start": 18353.5, "end": 18355.5, "text": " We steal their name"}, {"start": 18355.62, "end": 18357.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18361.02, "end": 18364.739999999998, "text": " First I went to Google Maps and took a screenshot of the sign outside their store"}, {"start": 18366.42, "end": 18370.079999999998, "text": " It's boring that changed it we steal from old people"}, {"start": 18371.82, "end": 18376.46, "text": " Actually accurate also added a cute little company logo and this is my plan"}, {"start": 18377.02, "end": 18380.68, "text": " I'm gonna make it into court with every logo things for free"}, {"start": 18380.68, "end": 18385.68, "text": " This is taking the savvy, he's stabbing me, he's stabbing me right now."}, {"start": 18385.68, "end": 18389.260000000002, "text": " Once we report, we can stabber on him and take the countable for stealing the world's"}, {"start": 18389.260000000002, "end": 18390.68, "text": " largest Star Wars LEGO collection."}, {"start": 18390.68, "end": 18391.68, "text": " He's stabbing her right now!"}, {"start": 18391.68, "end": 18395.4, "text": " And of course they're also going to try and get me in trouble, but this is going to make"}, {"start": 18395.4, "end": 18397.4, "text": " my grand reveal."}, {"start": 18397.4, "end": 18404.68, "text": " You'll see, this entire time, my company name was actually called Re-Steal From Old People."}, {"start": 18404.68, "end": 18409.04, "text": " Yeah, the words bricks and minifigs, that's just the company tagline."}, {"start": 18409.04, "end": 18416.04, "text": " In America, there's no specific law that says whether the tagline has to be above or beneath the company name, so I'm just glad to do this."}, {"start": 18416.04, "end": 18420.04, "text": " So people are just assuming that the name is bricks and minifigs, we're not supposed to be tagline company."}, {"start": 18420.04, "end": 18422.04, "text": " The name? Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18422.04, "end": 18425.04, "text": " Yo, they snap! Yo, they take a shot at snap!"}, {"start": 18425.04, "end": 18427.04, "text": " Because I'm actually not stealing your name."}, {"start": 18427.04, "end": 18433.04, "text": " This is gonna be so easy for me to win this court case, and Brian's gonna get his entire Star Wars Lego collection back."}, {"start": 18433.04, "end": 18437.04, "text": " All while bricks and minifigs pays for all the legal fees."}, {"start": 18437.04, "end": 18440.84, "text": " So I registered we steal from old people as an official organ company"}, {"start": 18441.36, "end": 18447.36, "text": " And now that my company's legally approved or your website and you can visit us at WWW that we steal from old people dot com"}, {"start": 18447.36, "end": 18449.36, "text": " You can help support us by buying some of"}, {"start": 18450.48, "end": 18452.48, "text": " No, no, no, no we still"}, {"start": 18453.88, "end": 18455.48, "text": " Let me see"}, {"start": 18455.48, "end": 18457.48, "text": " He's still"}, {"start": 18459.0, "end": 18461.4, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18463.8, "end": 18465.8, "text": " Yo, I want to swag this"}, {"start": 18467.04, "end": 18472.84, "text": " Yo, let me swag. I will drop a flick in this shit. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 18476.0, "end": 18482.06, "text": " Could really swag this one easily I'm gonna I could really you know this yellow and low key hard"}, {"start": 18485.52, "end": 18490.74, "text": " It's yellow and low key tough your name is Josh though GG bro"}, {"start": 18497.04, "end": 18501.48, "text": " Are we still from Old People Merch? Or give us a call."}, {"start": 18501.48, "end": 18504.16, "text": " But as you can see, we have great reviews."}, {"start": 18504.16, "end": 18508.88, "text": " It's not to promote this website, I'm gonna play it my company logo, directly over top"}, {"start": 18508.88, "end": 18513.0, "text": " of the bricks and minifigs company logo, so let's chat to be to what the dimensions of"}, {"start": 18513.0, "end": 18514.88, "text": " this goalboard is."}, {"start": 18514.88, "end": 18515.88, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 18515.88, "end": 18518.36, "text": " I'm making my logo in the exact same dimensions."}, {"start": 18518.36, "end": 18519.36, "text": " Yes, dude!"}, {"start": 18519.36, "end": 18520.36, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18520.36, "end": 18521.36, "text": " What's exactly the same?"}, {"start": 18521.36, "end": 18526.96, "text": " This is where we started to realize we are taking this way further than just a bad business"}, {"start": 18526.96, "end": 18532.399999999998, "text": " practice. I'm pretty sure putting my logo over their logo is actually criminally illegal."}, {"start": 18532.399999999998, "end": 18535.92, "text": " Yeah. For us though, if we go back to the beginning of the video,"}, {"start": 18536.559999999998, "end": 18542.399999999998, "text": " Brits and Minifigs actually gave us a solution of how any company pretty much can get away with this."}, {"start": 18544.96, "end": 18552.32, "text": " Oh my god. Yeah, you got to talk to the owner again. I don't got nothing to do with me, man."}, {"start": 18552.32, "end": 18554.32, "text": " I don't know their decisions are their decisions"}, {"start": 18555.44, "end": 18561.4, "text": " So when they say go to corporate how do we respond next time? I have no idea. You have to take it up with them. It's it's your"}, {"start": 18563.12, "end": 18566.82, "text": " So basically if you put all the blame on your lower franchises, you're safe"}, {"start": 18567.0, "end": 18572.78, "text": " So I registered five franchises under my resealed multiple company. That's a whole lot of work"}, {"start": 18577.48, "end": 18581.44, "text": " If you choose to put a bunch of banners on their store, I can't get in trouble for anything"}, {"start": 18581.44, "end": 18586.359999999997, "text": " Yeah, every one of my friends is now a legal franchise owner of we steal from old people"}, {"start": 18588.48, "end": 18592.3, "text": " Yo, wait, hold on. They're going crazy. That's a whole lot of work"}, {"start": 18597.3, "end": 18602.96, "text": " I almost forgot they had a whole cult meeting with a girl in the beginning of this shit game. What happened to her?"}, {"start": 18611.44, "end": 18623.719999999998, "text": " Each of my franchise owners is allowed to make their own decisions of how they went around"}, {"start": 18623.719999999998, "end": 18624.719999999998, "text": " the company."}, {"start": 18624.719999999998, "end": 18628.84, "text": " And what they've decided is that they're getting two pumpkins and they're going to use these"}, {"start": 18628.84, "end": 18632.879999999997, "text": " pumpkins to support this tarp and they're going to climb up the bricks and minifigs"}, {"start": 18632.879999999997, "end": 18635.879999999997, "text": " building and they're going to hang our logo over top of the-"}, {"start": 18635.879999999997, "end": 18636.879999999997, "text": " GG bro."}, {"start": 18636.879999999997, "end": 18640.879999999997, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 18640.88, "end": 18645.8, "text": " Hold on hold on they do they do a lot right now. They do the whole lot right now. Oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18646.440000000002, "end": 18648.440000000002, "text": " I basically just sit down here and"}, {"start": 18650.32, "end": 18652.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, have my franchise owner do everything for me"}, {"start": 18656.960000000003, "end": 18664.04, "text": " What you did it and the sign is way too small what that what is that?"}, {"start": 18664.920000000002, "end": 18669.52, "text": " Yeah, that is 40 feet or some shape that that's wasn't me 10 feet. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18670.88, "end": 18675.88, "text": " It'll work for now, so we're still going on with the plan."}, {"start": 18675.88, "end": 18677.88, "text": " Two, one, let's go."}, {"start": 18677.88, "end": 18679.88, "text": " We're setting up the bricks and minifigs."}, {"start": 18679.88, "end": 18682.88, "text": " We steal from old people company booths right outside of their entrance."}, {"start": 18682.88, "end": 18685.88, "text": " Someone wants to walk into the bricks and minifigs store."}, {"start": 18685.88, "end": 18687.88, "text": " They have to get through me and my merch."}, {"start": 18687.88, "end": 18690.88, "text": " And I have all of the cool people in my house."}, {"start": 18690.88, "end": 18692.88, "text": " Hopefully they take the bait."}, {"start": 18692.88, "end": 18695.88, "text": " What up? You want to buy some merch?"}, {"start": 18695.88, "end": 18696.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18697.2, "end": 18703.4, "text": " Yeah, we also got some we steal from people barf bags because honestly what they're doing in this store is so gross"}, {"start": 18703.4, "end": 18705.4, "text": " It's probably gonna make some money"}, {"start": 18708.960000000003, "end": 18711.68, "text": " Well, we stopped the customer from going into"}, {"start": 18712.4, "end": 18716.48, "text": " Bricks and minifigs and he left with our merch. It was going pretty good"}, {"start": 18716.48, "end": 18720.68, "text": " And I was stopping my customers from entering the actual bricks and minifig store"}, {"start": 18722.04, "end": 18725.4, "text": " I'm gonna just be out here all day is going very well. It was almost"}, {"start": 18726.88, "end": 18728.440000000002, "text": " It's basically the end of the day now."}, {"start": 18728.440000000002, "end": 18731.72, "text": " They haven't really seen me because these windows are tinted, I guess."}, {"start": 18731.72, "end": 18732.4, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 18732.4, "end": 18733.84, "text": " In order to get the store's attention,"}, {"start": 18733.84, "end": 18737.8, "text": " my friend Jay is going to walk into the store just pretending to be a normal customer and..."}, {"start": 18737.8, "end": 18740.440000000002, "text": " Yo, those guys out there, what's up, like..."}, {"start": 18740.440000000002, "end": 18741.36, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 18741.36, "end": 18743.8, "text": " Is this the main store or is it the one that's out front?"}, {"start": 18748.32, "end": 18748.920000000002, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 18749.48, "end": 18751.32, "text": " Yo, bro, real bro, wait, hold on."}, {"start": 18751.32, "end": 18752.08, "text": " Hey, we're gay."}, {"start": 18752.08, "end": 18753.2, "text": " Are you gay?"}, {"start": 18753.2, "end": 18754.08, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 18754.08, "end": 18754.920000000002, "text": " Is this the main entrance?"}, {"start": 18754.920000000002, "end": 18755.8, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no."}, {"start": 18755.8, "end": 18759.68, "text": " I'm saying like the counters there's two there's one here, and then one outside"}, {"start": 18771.96, "end": 18774.719999999998, "text": " You want to buy one maybe 50% off if you want"}, {"start": 18785.8, "end": 18786.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18786.3, "end": 18786.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18786.8, "end": 18787.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18787.3, "end": 18787.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 18787.8, "end": 18788.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18788.3, "end": 18789.3, "text": " She's calling the cops right now."}, {"start": 18789.3, "end": 18789.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18790.8, "end": 18791.3, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 18791.3, "end": 18791.8, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 18791.8, "end": 18792.8, "text": " This is a problem."}, {"start": 18793.3, "end": 18793.8, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 18793.8, "end": 18797.8, "text": " She just told me yesterday that if I ever come back to this store in my lifetime,"}, {"start": 18797.8, "end": 18799.3, "text": " I'm getting arrested."}, {"start": 18799.3, "end": 18800.3, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 18800.3, "end": 18801.3, "text": " You won't be arrested."}, {"start": 18801.3, "end": 18802.3, "text": " You're not arrested."}, {"start": 18802.3, "end": 18803.3, "text": " No, you're not."}, {"start": 18803.3, "end": 18805.8, "text": " As you can see, they still haven't sued me."}, {"start": 18807.8, "end": 18810.8, "text": " I can't just give up on the plan before being sued."}, {"start": 18810.8, "end": 18813.8, "text": " So, I did a switcheroo with this guy."}, {"start": 18813.8, "end": 18816.559999999998, "text": " He's wearing my exact same clothes and his legal"}, {"start": 18816.559999999998, "end": 18817.92, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18817.92, "end": 18818.92, "text": " Also Ben"}, {"start": 18818.92, "end": 18822.84, "text": " Oh my these things got the answers for everything"}, {"start": 18822.84, "end": 18825.32, "text": " He's forgetting that they caught the wrong Ben"}, {"start": 18825.32, "end": 18828.96, "text": " I'm gonna be a suuuuper far away"}, {"start": 18828.96, "end": 18830.96, "text": " You're so cold"}, {"start": 18830.96, "end": 18832.96, "text": " Okay I think I got that far away"}, {"start": 18832.96, "end": 18834.96, "text": " The water was freezing"}, {"start": 18834.96, "end": 18837.96, "text": " I think I got far away in the f***ing off at least"}, {"start": 18837.96, "end": 18839.96, "text": " My backyard in Oregon"}, {"start": 18839.96, "end": 18842.96, "text": " Had a f***ing sea lion"}, {"start": 18842.96, "end": 18844.96, "text": " just just uh-huh"}, {"start": 18844.96, "end": 18846.64, "text": " looking at me how to fuck a war again"}, {"start": 18846.64, "end": 18847.76, "text": " back to the store"}, {"start": 18847.76, "end": 18850.64, "text": " the police instantly tried removing our boots because"}, {"start": 18850.64, "end": 18853.04, "text": " us stealing their name is very illegal"}, {"start": 18853.92, "end": 18855.92, "text": " but if we want to get away with this crime"}, {"start": 18855.92, "end": 18858.0, "text": " all we have to do is copy bricks and minifigs"}, {"start": 18858.0, "end": 18861.12, "text": " you have to put all of the blame on an anonymous corporate person"}, {"start": 18861.12, "end": 18863.76, "text": " and then when they ask who corporate is we just don't tell them"}, {"start": 18866.0, "end": 18868.48, "text": " oh hello this is corporate we steal from old people"}, {"start": 18868.48, "end": 18869.44, "text": " how's it going"}, {"start": 18869.44, "end": 18870.48, "text": " you do well"}, {"start": 18870.48, "end": 18872.879999999997, "text": " uh well the corporation is called we steal from old people"}, {"start": 18872.88, "end": 18877.960000000003, "text": " Our tagline is bricks and mini-figs. We're a legitimate business, so yeah, what?"}, {"start": 18880.16, "end": 18882.16, "text": " This is corporate"}, {"start": 18885.52, "end": 18887.52, "text": " Corporate we steal from old people"}, {"start": 18891.48, "end": 18893.68, "text": " I'm just the owner that runs it"}, {"start": 18895.24, "end": 18901.440000000002, "text": " This is the owner of we steal from old people it kind of seems like a civil matter doesn't it like we have the"}, {"start": 18901.44, "end": 18903.44, "text": " Uh, plain as claim if they want to..."}, {"start": 18907.44, "end": 18911.44, "text": " And now, Brits and Minifigs finally get to taste their own medicine."}, {"start": 18911.44, "end": 18914.44, "text": " They're now in a situation the police can't help them with."}, {"start": 18914.44, "end": 18917.44, "text": " The only way this will ever end is if they sue us."}, {"start": 18917.44, "end": 18918.44, "text": " Actually?"}, {"start": 18918.44, "end": 18920.44, "text": " So, I went back to the Brits and Minifigs corporate office..."}, {"start": 18920.44, "end": 18922.44, "text": " Wait, the police is left?"}, {"start": 18922.44, "end": 18925.44, "text": " To see if the CEO of this company would see me."}, {"start": 18925.44, "end": 18929.44, "text": " The only thing about things the way I continue to do this is not crime."}, {"start": 18929.44, "end": 18929.94, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 18929.94, "end": 18931.44, "text": " I understand that."}, {"start": 18931.44, "end": 18932.94, "text": " So, what's the right way then?"}, {"start": 18932.94, "end": 18938.94, "text": " Do you understand that the harassment style that you have conducted and, uh, like..."}, {"start": 18938.94, "end": 18941.44, "text": " What the fuck is the right way then? You pusandiga?"}, {"start": 18941.44, "end": 18946.44, "text": " Uh, bragging to people that you've vandalized the store and done other things along those lines."}, {"start": 18946.44, "end": 18947.44, "text": " That's not the right way of doing it."}, {"start": 18947.44, "end": 18949.44, "text": " Well, I never vandalized the store, but..."}, {"start": 18949.44, "end": 18950.44, "text": " You rob niggas!"}, {"start": 18950.44, "end": 18951.94, "text": " You can't hold this that you have."}, {"start": 18951.94, "end": 18956.44, "text": " I mean, whatever, like, my franchises do, like, underneath me, I guess, that's like..."}, {"start": 18956.44, "end": 18958.44, "text": " I can't really control them, I'm just corporate, I guess."}, {"start": 18958.44, "end": 18960.44, "text": " Are you a registered franchise?"}, {"start": 18960.44, "end": 18961.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18961.44, "end": 18962.44, "text": " You guys have FDDS and everything else?"}, {"start": 18962.44, "end": 18963.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18963.44, "end": 18964.44, "text": " How big do you register?"}, {"start": 18964.44, "end": 18965.44, "text": " Uh, Oregon."}, {"start": 18965.44, "end": 18966.44, "text": " Oregon?"}, {"start": 18966.44, "end": 18967.44, "text": " You're a registered franchise owner."}, {"start": 18967.44, "end": 18970.44, "text": " I'm actually a franchise owner, the franchise too."}, {"start": 18970.44, "end": 18974.84, "text": " The CEO of this guy here knows, pretty much better than anyone, that he can't get us in"}, {"start": 18974.84, "end": 18979.44, "text": " trouble for what we're doing, because we can always just keep passing the blame onto"}, {"start": 18979.44, "end": 18980.44, "text": " our lower franchises."}, {"start": 18980.44, "end": 18984.44, "text": " We're just doing the exact same thing he's doing."}, {"start": 18984.44, "end": 18987.44, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 18987.44, "end": 18996.379999999997, "text": " But uh, yeah, whoa, whoa, wait, hold on y'all don't see his face like how I do"}, {"start": 18996.379999999997, "end": 18999.76, "text": " Hold on, hold on, watch this shit."}, {"start": 18999.76, "end": 19004.199999999997, "text": " Trouble for what we're doing because we can always just keep passing the blame onto our"}, {"start": 19004.199999999997, "end": 19005.199999999997, "text": " lower franchises."}, {"start": 19005.199999999997, "end": 19008.68, "text": " We're just doing the exact same thing he's doing."}, {"start": 19008.68, "end": 19011.48, "text": " Quick, fight, quick, quick, fight, quick."}, {"start": 19011.48, "end": 19013.48, "text": " Watch his face."}, {"start": 19013.48, "end": 19014.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19014.48, "end": 19015.48, "text": " This nigga tight."}, {"start": 19015.48, "end": 19017.48, "text": " But uh, this is a good sign."}, {"start": 19017.48, "end": 19018.48, "text": " We have a legal organization."}, {"start": 19018.48, "end": 19019.48, "text": " We have a legal franchise."}, {"start": 19019.48, "end": 19020.48, "text": " This is a good sign."}, {"start": 19020.48, "end": 19022.48, "text": " He want to kill those niggas."}, {"start": 19022.48, "end": 19023.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19030.48, "end": 19032.48, "text": " Yeah, we are your ass niggas."}, {"start": 19032.48, "end": 19033.48, "text": " Yeah, we are your ass."}, {"start": 19033.48, "end": 19034.48, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 19034.48, "end": 19037.48, "text": " I appreciate that you think you're being very clever."}, {"start": 19037.48, "end": 19041.48, "text": " And that you think that you do all sorts of fun stuff this way."}, {"start": 19041.48, "end": 19043.48, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 19044.62, "end": 19046.62, "text": " You're not Thanos' game."}, {"start": 19046.62, "end": 19047.82, "text": " Alright, now what?"}, {"start": 19047.82, "end": 19048.62, "text": " Sumi, please."}, {"start": 19048.62, "end": 19050.12, "text": " But we do have business, we have..."}, {"start": 19050.12, "end": 19051.62, "text": " Like, you guys have bunch of our Legos."}, {"start": 19051.62, "end": 19054.12, "text": " Well, if bricks and many figs is not going to Sumi,"}, {"start": 19054.12, "end": 19056.82, "text": " then I guess we have to settle this outside of court."}, {"start": 19056.82, "end": 19059.32, "text": " Which is going to be hard, because right now,"}, {"start": 19059.32, "end": 19062.52, "text": " bricks and many figs, they somehow can convince the police that"}, {"start": 19062.52, "end": 19066.62, "text": " they aren't criminals, they just participated in a bad business deal."}, {"start": 19066.62, "end": 19069.92, "text": " I mean, Josh has literally already exposed their entire plan to me"}, {"start": 19069.920000000002, "end": 19071.920000000002, "text": " of how they're planning on getting away with this."}, {"start": 19071.920000000002, "end": 19076.920000000002, "text": " I feel bad for them, but that 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19102.4, "end": 19108.06, "text": " crime that the police would have to investigate so here's the plan what if another player"}, {"start": 19108.06, "end": 19115.480000000003, "text": " check this nigga been cooking but a lottery yes what first Brian doing it's one of his"}, {"start": 19115.480000000003, "end": 19119.800000000003, "text": " sets to a lottery someone wins the lottery and if it's a mini figs keeps the price for"}, {"start": 19119.800000000003, "end": 19123.600000000002, "text": " themselves instead of getting it to the winner they have now just stolen from a lottery now"}, {"start": 19123.600000000002, "end": 19126.52, "text": " That's not a business deal gone bad. They're actually"}, {"start": 19128.4, "end": 19130.4, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 19130.56, "end": 19137.9, "text": " Now a criminal offense that the police would have to investigate these guys like yeah, I'm never gonna my shit that bro. It's over"}, {"start": 19139.760000000002, "end": 19141.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm cooked"}, {"start": 19142.920000000002, "end": 19145.320000000003, "text": " My pops never get his shit back is all it"}, {"start": 19145.32, "end": 19153.84, "text": " that's interesting yo he's not fucking yo I know what a nigger has got to say"}, {"start": 19153.84, "end": 19159.6, "text": " some she's like oh sounds like yeah I know this is the work this time oh I"}, {"start": 19159.6, "end": 19164.6, "text": " generally feel bad no cat turns out this is completely legal for us to do you"}, {"start": 19164.6, "end": 19169.0, "text": " still own the leg is correct technically we own all of those yeah so it would be"}, {"start": 19169.0, "end": 19173.239999999998, "text": " legal for you to you 100% the shit over facts like it was off for if you still"}, {"start": 19173.24, "end": 19175.24, "text": " The owner, right?"}, {"start": 19175.24, "end": 19177.24, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 19177.24, "end": 19179.24, "text": " To make sure everything was legally legit"}, {"start": 19179.24, "end": 19181.24, "text": " I registered for a gambling license"}, {"start": 19181.24, "end": 19184.24, "text": " Which, yeah, it actually takes a long time to get one of these"}, {"start": 19184.24, "end": 19186.24, "text": " Which sucks"}, {"start": 19186.24, "end": 19190.24, "text": " But on the DOJ website it says that if you're a non-profit or a religion"}, {"start": 19190.24, "end": 19191.24, "text": " You actually don't need a license"}, {"start": 19191.24, "end": 19194.24, "text": " I'm gonna use my new We Seal from Old People company"}, {"start": 19194.24, "end": 19198.24, "text": " But I already made my first dollar when I was selling stuff outside the bricks and minifigs store"}, {"start": 19198.24, "end": 19199.24, "text": " They don't know that"}, {"start": 19199.24, "end": 19201.24, "text": " And then I used that money to buy food"}, {"start": 19201.24, "end": 19202.24, "text": " From a robot"}, {"start": 19202.24, "end": 19207.56, "text": " for me I'm already the leader of a religion called Scientology sucks"}, {"start": 19207.56, "end": 19212.06, "text": " officially approved in California which is another problem I guess technically I"}, {"start": 19212.06, "end": 19215.920000000002, "text": " need it registered in Oregon for this to work so"}, {"start": 19221.420000000002, "end": 19225.2, "text": " okay I'm pretty sure I lost everyone oh my god it's so much that goes into this"}, {"start": 19225.2, "end": 19230.12, "text": " I'm out of work in the making sure that this is a legal legit raffle"}, {"start": 19230.12, "end": 19233.9, "text": " That means that if bricks and mini-figs decide to steal from this raffle"}, {"start": 19233.9, "end": 19238.920000000002, "text": " They have now committed a criminal crime, which the police are required to investigate"}, {"start": 19238.920000000002, "end": 19239.920000000002, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19239.920000000002, "end": 19240.920000000002, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19240.920000000002, "end": 19241.920000000002, "text": " But there's a problem."}, {"start": 19241.920000000002, "end": 19268.120000000003, "text": " Under ORS 167.117, each participant must pay something of value in order for this to"}, {"start": 19268.12, "end": 19272.52, "text": " be considered an official lottery. We're about to charge lots of people money, just"}, {"start": 19272.52, "end": 19277.84, "text": " to maybe be the next victim of bricks and mini-fingers. But we have to charge money,"}, {"start": 19277.84, "end": 19282.92, "text": " and if we don't, then it'll actually disqualify our lottery, and the plan we came up with"}, {"start": 19282.92, "end": 19287.92, "text": " to get the Legos back won't work. But then we realized, wait, we're filming this entire"}, {"start": 19287.92, "end": 19294.28, "text": " event. We can just give each person $1 as their appearance release fee. So now when"}, {"start": 19294.28, "end": 19296.28, "text": " by a one dollar ticket."}, {"start": 19296.28, "end": 19298.28, "text": " The transaction can't be..."}, {"start": 19298.28, "end": 19300.28, "text": " You're in fire!"}, {"start": 19300.28, "end": 19302.28, "text": " You're in fire!"}, {"start": 19302.28, "end": 19304.28, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19304.28, "end": 19306.28, "text": " Each person lost zero dollars."}, {"start": 19306.28, "end": 19308.28, "text": " You get a dollar for being on camera"}, {"start": 19308.28, "end": 19310.28, "text": " and then the raffle is a dollar though"}, {"start": 19310.28, "end": 19313.28, "text": " so you just pay a dollar for the raffle?"}, {"start": 19313.28, "end": 19314.28, "text": " Okay, awesome."}, {"start": 19314.28, "end": 19316.28, "text": " So here's your ticket."}, {"start": 19316.28, "end": 19318.28, "text": " That's so swag."}, {"start": 19318.28, "end": 19320.28, "text": " Yo, just like a club."}, {"start": 19320.28, "end": 19322.28, "text": " With our business?"}, {"start": 19322.28, "end": 19324.28, "text": " a church of Scientology sucks."}, {"start": 19329.64, "end": 19331.64, "text": " Finally, it was time to pick our winner."}, {"start": 19331.64, "end": 19333.64, "text": " We are about to see who the winner is right now."}, {"start": 19336.28, "end": 19338.28, "text": " We have the winning ticket right here."}, {"start": 19338.28, "end": 19342.28, "text": " 5, 3, 3, 9, 7, 7."}, {"start": 19342.28, "end": 19344.28, "text": " We got mine."}, {"start": 19344.28, "end": 19346.28, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 19346.28, "end": 19348.28, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 19348.28, "end": 19350.28, "text": " Too bad you're gonna get scammed."}, {"start": 19352.28, "end": 19355.68, "text": " Too bad you're never gonna see those Legos, that sucks!"}, {"start": 19355.68, "end": 19362.28, "text": " Legally won this prize, so now if bricks and minifigs doesn't give it to them, they're committing a CREATED NOT GIVENICAL AGAIN!"}, {"start": 19362.28, "end": 19364.28, "text": " How do I tell you?"}, {"start": 19364.28, "end": 19370.28, "text": " The Legos set is in a place called Bricks and Minifigs, it's like right down the street and we can pick it up."}, {"start": 19372.28, "end": 19379.28, "text": " We drove to the store as fast as we could, we met up with a family and went inside to help them claim their prize."}, {"start": 19379.28, "end": 19386.719999999998, "text": " to give these people their prize of a swan trooper speeder set these people"}, {"start": 19386.719999999998, "end": 19388.719999999998, "text": " these people"}, {"start": 19388.719999999998, "end": 19392.239999999998, "text": " they're committing a criminal crime which could land them in the"}, {"start": 19392.239999999998, "end": 19396.879999999997, "text": " i didn't go back is that editing error the lego set is a place called uh"}, {"start": 19396.879999999997, "end": 19401.6, "text": " bricks and mini figs it's like right down the street we can pick it up"}, {"start": 19402.879999999997, "end": 19406.48, "text": " we drove to the store as fast as we could the family"}, {"start": 19406.48, "end": 19408.96, "text": " and went inside to help them claim their prize."}, {"start": 19408.96, "end": 19413.2, "text": " We're here to give these people their prize of a fun trooper."}, {"start": 19413.2, "end": 19414.7, "text": " My bad, never do that again."}, {"start": 19414.7, "end": 19415.7, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 19415.7, "end": 19416.7, "text": " My sister."}, {"start": 19416.7, "end": 19417.7, "text": " My sister."}, {"start": 19417.7, "end": 19418.7, "text": " He won."}, {"start": 19418.7, "end": 19419.7, "text": " He won."}, {"start": 19419.7, "end": 19420.7, "text": " From who?"}, {"start": 19420.7, "end": 19425.5, "text": " I'm conducting this raffle, and you guys have the prize here?"}, {"start": 19425.5, "end": 19426.88, "text": " I don't know anything about that."}, {"start": 19426.88, "end": 19430.34, "text": " Which, in former Manda of the Business Chair her store is in, we showed her all of the"}, {"start": 19430.34, "end": 19433.38, "text": " raffle paperwork, and the family who won this Lego set."}, {"start": 19433.38, "end": 19434.38, "text": " They're not giving out anything."}, {"start": 19434.38, "end": 19435.88, "text": " Like, I can't leave without it."}, {"start": 19435.88, "end": 19440.18, "text": " Yeah, you can't you have a good day. Amanda just made it very clear"}, {"start": 19440.600000000002, "end": 19445.56, "text": " Instead of giving his family the Lego set that only one day her company is gonna steal it"}, {"start": 19445.72, "end": 19448.72, "text": " You're stealing a thousand dollars from a little girl. Yep. Oh"}, {"start": 19449.68, "end": 19451.68, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 19452.120000000003, "end": 19455.72, "text": " Stealing money from a kid do you find that you will already just that's just"}, {"start": 19456.440000000002, "end": 19459.08, "text": " That's how you want no business to look. Oh, that's good clues"}, {"start": 19462.04, "end": 19465.4, "text": " Amanda now has to cover up this crime her store committed so"}, {"start": 19465.88, "end": 19468.88, "text": " She's not the best way to do this, was to kick everyone out of the store."}, {"start": 19468.88, "end": 19470.38, "text": " That guy is not supposed to be here."}, {"start": 19470.38, "end": 19471.88, "text": " You have to take him."}, {"start": 19471.88, "end": 19473.38, "text": " Which is not your human crime."}, {"start": 19473.38, "end": 19476.38, "text": " The good thing for us, this isn't a civil crime anymore."}, {"start": 19476.38, "end": 19478.38, "text": " Amanda, who just stole from a liar..."}, {"start": 19478.38, "end": 19479.38, "text": " Amanda!"}, {"start": 19479.38, "end": 19481.38, "text": " ...committed a criminal crime..."}, {"start": 19481.38, "end": 19482.38, "text": " I see you in court!"}, {"start": 19482.38, "end": 19483.38, "text": " ...that's where you get the police involved."}, 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police paid off in the city, man!"}, {"start": 19512.48, "end": 19513.48, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19513.48, "end": 19514.48, "text": " What's your name, buddy?"}, {"start": 19514.48, "end": 19515.48, "text": " 12, 30, and 10 o'clock."}, {"start": 19515.48, "end": 19516.48, "text": " Did we commit a crime?"}, {"start": 19516.48, "end": 19519.600000000002, "text": " Uh, I'm trying to figure that out right now."}, {"start": 19519.600000000002, "end": 19524.120000000003, "text": " The police were very confused on who the actual criminal is in this situation were."}, {"start": 19524.12, "end": 19525.92, "text": " No, they explained everything too long."}, {"start": 19525.92, "end": 19528.399999999998, "text": " I'm supposed to be getting this far from here."}, {"start": 19528.399999999998, "end": 19529.399999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19529.399999999998, "end": 19531.36, "text": " And they're not going to give it to me."}, {"start": 19531.36, "end": 19533.48, "text": " But the police don't just have to take our word for it."}, {"start": 19533.48, "end": 19537.96, "text": " I'm carrying all of the legal raffle paperwork, plus the Oregon law book that specifically"}, {"start": 19537.96, "end": 19539.96, "text": " states this is a criminal claim."}, {"start": 19539.96, "end": 19540.96, "text": " The Oregon law book!"}, {"start": 19540.96, "end": 19542.96, "text": " We have all the paperwork here."}, {"start": 19542.96, "end": 19548.44, "text": " Caring for my DOD approved raffle scheme is a criminal offense which the police have"}, {"start": 19548.44, "end": 19550.52, "text": " to investigate this case."}, {"start": 19550.52, "end": 19555.04, "text": " Now that the police have seen the law, they actually agree that a crime has been committed."}, {"start": 19555.04, "end": 19559.04, "text": " They're now finally going to do a police investigation on this Lego theft."}, {"start": 19559.04, "end": 19560.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19560.04, "end": 19561.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19561.04, "end": 19562.04, "text": " The investigation has started by taking some notes."}, {"start": 19562.04, "end": 19563.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19563.04, "end": 19566.04, "text": " We're trying to stop the thieves and ghostiles, the Rapples."}, {"start": 19566.04, "end": 19567.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19567.04, "end": 19568.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19568.04, "end": 19569.04, "text": " And we need investigation."}, {"start": 19569.04, "end": 19573.16, "text": " That nigga is not doing nothing with them on their most games."}, {"start": 19573.16, "end": 19574.16, "text": " He ain't doing shit."}, {"start": 19574.16, "end": 19575.16, "text": " He ain't doing shit, gay."}, {"start": 19575.16, "end": 19576.16, "text": " The Rapples."}, {"start": 19576.16, "end": 19577.16, "text": " That nigga is not gay."}, {"start": 19577.16, "end": 19578.16, "text": " He's not gay."}, {"start": 19578.16, "end": 19579.16, "text": " He's not gay."}, {"start": 19579.16, "end": 19580.16, "text": " He's not gay."}, {"start": 19580.16, "end": 19585.16, "text": " notes until another police officer came and whispered in his ear."}, {"start": 19585.16, "end": 19591.579999999998, "text": " Yo, these niggas is demons. They got these niggas paid off gang. It's over. It's over"}, {"start": 19591.579999999998, "end": 19599.3, "text": " bruh. It's over gang. I don't know what he said to him but whatever it was it made them"}, {"start": 19599.3, "end": 19601.86, "text": " all completely changed their attitudes."}, {"start": 19601.86, "end": 19607.46, "text": " You're processing the property for life, okay, you come back, you're going to go to jail."}, {"start": 19607.46, "end": 19611.14, "text": " We didn't trust us, you? But we're just trying to pay them our price."}, {"start": 19614.5, "end": 19617.54, "text": " It's over. It's over. It's over, bro. It's over."}, {"start": 19618.579999999998, "end": 19622.34, "text": " Well, yeah, we do. They have our price, so there's a connection."}, {"start": 19623.86, "end": 19625.54, "text": " That is a similar issue."}, {"start": 19625.54, "end": 19628.98, "text": " Yeah, it's criminal. Are you going to listen to me?"}, {"start": 19628.98, "end": 19633.98, "text": " This officer is trying as hard as he can to cover up this crime, but I wasn't going to let him."}, {"start": 19634.98, "end": 19639.98, "text": " But eventually, he said, if I don't let him cover up this crime, I'm getting arrested."}, {"start": 19649.98, "end": 19654.98, "text": " No, well here's the thing, it's not a falsified rap, we have all the legal paperwork right here."}, {"start": 19654.98, "end": 19656.62, "text": " You don't have the full need to give out of prize."}, {"start": 19656.62, "end": 19657.94, "text": " We're just gonna get to the client."}, {"start": 19657.94, "end": 19658.94, "text": " Yes, he won."}, {"start": 19658.94, "end": 19660.94, "text": " He's the first place that you've been testing."}, {"start": 19660.94, "end": 19662.94, "text": " I don't know why you're only saying that."}, {"start": 19662.94, "end": 19663.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19663.94, "end": 19664.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19664.94, "end": 19665.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19665.94, "end": 19666.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19666.94, "end": 19668.66, "text": " The police just cover up this crime."}, {"start": 19668.66, "end": 19671.46, "text": " I'm gonna get this Lego set to the rightful winner."}, {"start": 19671.46, "end": 19674.14, "text": " First off, we do have the authority to get a strap on."}, {"start": 19674.14, "end": 19676.34, "text": " No, we are legally done for the night."}, {"start": 19676.34, "end": 19677.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19677.34, "end": 19679.579999999998, "text": " It's actually required by you guys to investigate this."}, {"start": 19679.579999999998, "end": 19680.579999999998, "text": " It's not civil."}, {"start": 19680.579999999998, "end": 19681.579999999998, "text": " It's criminal."}, {"start": 19681.579999999998, "end": 19682.579999999998, "text": " So we don't wear a cross-breed shirt."}, {"start": 19682.579999999998, "end": 19683.579999999998, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19683.58, "end": 19685.58, "text": " I understand at least what you're talking about."}, {"start": 19685.58, "end": 19687.58, "text": " That's the first thing that I thought about."}, {"start": 19687.58, "end": 19688.58, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 19688.58, "end": 19689.58, "text": " That's actually my question."}, {"start": 19689.58, "end": 19691.58, "text": " Do you understand what Officer Redd is talking about?"}, {"start": 19691.58, "end": 19692.58, "text": " What's going to happen?"}, {"start": 19692.58, "end": 19693.58, "text": " What's going to happen next time?"}, {"start": 19693.58, "end": 19694.58, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 19694.58, "end": 19695.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19695.58, "end": 19696.58, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 19696.58, "end": 19697.58, "text": " No, I'm not understanding."}, {"start": 19697.58, "end": 19698.58, "text": " You don't understand."}, {"start": 19698.58, "end": 19699.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19699.58, "end": 19702.58, "text": " Yeah, I was pretty confused on what they were arresting me for."}, {"start": 19702.58, "end": 19708.58, "text": " I mean, the Fourth Amendment in our Constitution specifically states that they're used to arrest you for a different reason."}, {"start": 19708.58, "end": 19712.58, "text": " I keep asking them for a reason, but they can't tell me anything that I'm doing that's illegal."}, {"start": 19712.58, "end": 19713.08, "text": " These guys."}, {"start": 19713.08, "end": 19713.88, "text": " How did we broke the law?"}, {"start": 19714.88, "end": 19715.38, "text": " What's the law?"}, {"start": 19715.38, "end": 19716.38, "text": " What you're saying?"}, {"start": 19716.38, "end": 19717.38, "text": " That law doesn't matter."}, {"start": 19717.38, "end": 19718.88, "text": " You're- it's pretty black and white."}, {"start": 19718.88, "end": 19721.980000000003, "text": " Cause right now, you guys said the law we broke is the false-finding the raffle."}, {"start": 19721.980000000003, "end": 19722.980000000003, "text": " Now listen to this."}, {"start": 19722.980000000003, "end": 19723.980000000003, "text": " Let's just call it."}, {"start": 19723.980000000003, "end": 19725.480000000003, "text": " I want you to go over here, alright guys?"}, {"start": 19725.480000000003, "end": 19726.480000000003, "text": " Just, please."}, {"start": 19727.980000000003, "end": 19728.980000000003, "text": " So you guys are doing-"}, {"start": 19728.980000000003, "end": 19730.980000000003, "text": " We are trying to keep you guys out of here."}, {"start": 19730.980000000003, "end": 19732.480000000003, "text": " We don't want to go around."}, {"start": 19732.480000000003, "end": 19733.480000000003, "text": " We actually-"}, {"start": 19733.480000000003, "end": 19734.480000000003, "text": " So they should be here."}, {"start": 19734.480000000003, "end": 19735.980000000003, "text": " We know a lot of them are in the school."}, {"start": 19735.980000000003, "end": 19737.980000000003, "text": " But at a certain point, we can't keep them in the school."}, {"start": 19737.980000000003, "end": 19738.480000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19738.480000000003, "end": 19739.18, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 19739.18, "end": 19740.38, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 19740.38, "end": 19746.38, "text": " What do you do with this situation bro? I feel your game police officer fucking retarded game"}, {"start": 19751.22, "end": 19753.22, "text": " These things are brain dead"}, {"start": 19754.38, "end": 19756.38, "text": " Lawyer they don't got the bread for that"}, {"start": 19756.98, "end": 19760.3, "text": " They don't got the bread to start a lawsuit against these niggas. So like"}, {"start": 19762.5, "end": 19768.22, "text": " I'm getting so rich. I can't keep watching this shit. I have to have a solution soon"}, {"start": 19770.38, "end": 19772.38, "text": " property"}, {"start": 19772.54, "end": 19777.420000000002, "text": " When I came up with this plan, I was under the assumption that the police are supposed to follow the law"}, {"start": 19777.460000000003, "end": 19782.9, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. There's not a single plan. I've heard so far that I thought was gonna work. I"}, {"start": 19784.02, "end": 19788.86, "text": " Thought it were all long shots. I'm gonna be a honey gang like I'm like, yo, there's no way it's gonna work"}, {"start": 19788.86, "end": 19790.54, "text": " Oh, there's to be something bro"}, {"start": 19790.54, "end": 19793.86, "text": " So let's see what they cook up with I don't know what they gonna cook up with a game"}, {"start": 19794.940000000002, "end": 19796.940000000002, "text": " Kaiser Oregon the police don't"}, {"start": 19796.94, "end": 19801.5, "text": " follow the law and because of this another family got scammed by bricks and many"}, {"start": 19801.5, "end": 19804.379999999997, "text": " there's a lot of funny shit that going on Oregon a lot of some ice shit a lot of"}, {"start": 19804.379999999997, "end": 19807.26, "text": " ice shit that going on Oregon I don't think we should be talking about the shit that be going on"}, {"start": 19807.26, "end": 19811.899999999998, "text": " all right thanks I felt pretty a lot there's interesting I just paid this family what this"}, {"start": 19811.899999999998, "end": 19817.98, "text": " legacy I was worth myself did we call the police officer like what am I got dead"}, {"start": 19817.98, "end": 19823.5, "text": " ass I don't know I went to a I'm on my life I went to a mom and pop chocolate spot in Oregon"}, {"start": 19823.5, "end": 19828.86, "text": " Like the first day I was there I went back there the second day and I'll God all the cook like the lady told me all the cooks"}, {"start": 19828.86, "end": 19833.54, "text": " I was there yesterday that was talking about all that shit got sent away game. They rated that bitch, bro"}, {"start": 19834.26, "end": 19839.86, "text": " They rated that bitch. What do you do when there's just corrupt police? She goes to the police department"}, {"start": 19840.54, "end": 19841.9, "text": " She did a police department"}, {"start": 19841.9, "end": 19846.08, "text": " So we went to the police department to tell them that some of their police are corrupt"}, {"start": 19846.38, "end": 19851.7, "text": " And then we realized we're literally just telling the police that yes, of course not gonna do anything about it"}, {"start": 19851.7, "end": 19855.54, "text": " They're trying to send us home. They're trying though"}, {"start": 19857.86, "end": 19859.86, "text": " But I don't know what else to try Dave"}, {"start": 19861.38, "end": 19869.06, "text": " But this is when we realized that this raffle might have actually accomplished something pretty big for us Josh ended up giving me a call"}, {"start": 19877.780000000002, "end": 19881.06, "text": " Josh seems pretty scared and he should be eventually"}, {"start": 19881.06, "end": 19885.06, "text": " I am going to end up solving all the police corruption that's going on."}, {"start": 19885.06, "end": 19889.06, "text": " Once that happens, Josh is no longer going to be in civil trouble."}, {"start": 19889.06, "end": 19891.06, "text": " He's going to be in criminal trouble."}, {"start": 19891.06, "end": 19897.06, "text": " It wasn't a fake rap. It was a real lottery scheme according to Oregon State Law."}, {"start": 19897.06, "end": 19904.06, "text": " And it actually is a class B felony up to 10 years in prison and $250,000 fine."}, {"start": 19904.06, "end": 19905.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19905.06, "end": 19912.06, "text": " Yeah, we've always been using this entire time, just hiding behind the fact that it's a civil case, isn't going to work for a much longer."}, {"start": 19914.56, "end": 19919.06, "text": " Well, I must not argue that. I don't want to..."}, {"start": 19919.56, "end": 19922.56, "text": " It's just better to just say, hey, you're not thieves. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19925.56, "end": 19928.56, "text": " Definitions of whether it's stolen or not, I don't..."}, {"start": 19928.56, "end": 19929.56, "text": " I can't wait."}, {"start": 19929.56, "end": 19934.56, "text": " No, but I mean, it's not stolen. Why do we care about that? Who cares whether it's stolen or not?"}, {"start": 19934.56, "end": 19938.22, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, this nigga is a drool."}, {"start": 19938.22, "end": 19939.420000000002, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 19939.420000000002, "end": 19941.06, "text": " This is the nigga that owns all this shit?"}, {"start": 19941.06, "end": 19944.260000000002, "text": " Why does he see the dumbest mic out of all of them, bro?"}, {"start": 19948.300000000003, "end": 19951.34, "text": " He's just like the weakest link out of all these niggas."}, {"start": 19951.34, "end": 19952.86, "text": " Everybody else shut the fuck up,"}, {"start": 19952.86, "end": 19955.260000000002, "text": " and this nigga's just fucking panicking."}, {"start": 19955.260000000002, "end": 19958.68, "text": " For some reason, Josh still decided not to give the LEGOs back."}, {"start": 19958.68, "end": 19961.640000000003, "text": " I think he might just need one more push."}, {"start": 19961.64, "end": 19966.38, "text": " Here's the plan, take a picture of every single sign that's outside the bricks and"}, {"start": 19966.38, "end": 19972.04, "text": " mazes store, and now I'm going to redesign every single one to make them way better."}, {"start": 19972.04, "end": 19977.28, "text": " For example, I changed to turn out the light to try and go home and buy sell trade, I changed"}, {"start": 19977.28, "end": 19981.8, "text": " it to steal sell trade, and I'm printing all of them out to scale."}, {"start": 19981.8, "end": 19984.079999999998, "text": " And nope, I didn't use chatGBT this time."}, {"start": 19984.079999999998, "end": 19985.579999999998, "text": " Yo, yo, this time."}, {"start": 19985.579999999998, "end": 19987.72, "text": " Yo, okay, aren't they really recording?"}, {"start": 19987.72, "end": 19990.52, "text": " I mean, they can technically say it's not on some of this mask."}, {"start": 19990.52, "end": 19993.600000000002, "text": " I'm using a much better method."}, {"start": 19993.600000000002, "end": 19996.600000000002, "text": " Which is a tape measure."}, {"start": 19996.600000000002, "end": 19999.600000000002, "text": " Bro, isn't this like illegal as fuck saying?"}, {"start": 19999.600000000002, "end": 20003.600000000002, "text": " The exact dimensions of their actual sign that they have up right now."}, {"start": 20003.600000000002, "end": 20008.600000000002, "text": " Now it's time to play our signs directly over top of their signs."}, {"start": 20008.600000000002, "end": 20011.600000000002, "text": " But before we had time to do this, Josh gave me a call."}, {"start": 20011.600000000002, "end": 20015.600000000002, "text": " He's still trying to convince me to sue him so he gets charged with a civil crime,"}, {"start": 20015.600000000002, "end": 20017.600000000002, "text": " not a criminal crime which could let him in jail."}, {"start": 20017.600000000002, "end": 20020.600000000002, "text": " If you think it's illegal, why don't you suddenly?"}, {"start": 20020.600000000002, "end": 20022.600000000002, "text": " It's a civil matter."}, {"start": 20022.600000000002, "end": 20025.600000000002, "text": " Tell Brian to put his money where his mouth is."}, {"start": 20025.600000000002, "end": 20027.600000000002, "text": " Let's go to court."}, {"start": 20027.600000000002, "end": 20030.600000000002, "text": " Okay. Do you want to do double or nothing?"}, {"start": 20030.600000000002, "end": 20032.600000000002, "text": " What are you talking about? Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 20032.600000000002, "end": 20034.600000000002, "text": " If you're wrong, you pay us double."}, {"start": 20034.600000000002, "end": 20036.600000000002, "text": " If I'm wrong, I pay you double."}, {"start": 20036.600000000002, "end": 20038.600000000002, "text": " Bro, are you dumb?"}, {"start": 20038.600000000002, "end": 20040.600000000002, "text": " You're right. This is a scam."}, {"start": 20040.600000000002, "end": 20041.600000000002, "text": " You don't want to do that."}, {"start": 20041.600000000002, "end": 20042.600000000002, "text": " I think you're scared."}, {"start": 20042.600000000002, "end": 20044.600000000002, "text": " Double or nothing, let's do it."}, {"start": 20044.600000000002, "end": 20045.600000000002, "text": " Let's take a rage, buddy."}, {"start": 20045.600000000002, "end": 20046.600000000002, "text": " I think you're scared."}, {"start": 20046.600000000002, "end": 20048.600000000002, "text": " It's the original, isn't it?"}, {"start": 20048.600000000002, "end": 20049.600000000002, "text": " No, man, I'm not scared."}, {"start": 20049.600000000002, "end": 20051.600000000002, "text": " Okay, let's do double or nothing."}, {"start": 20052.600000000002, "end": 20055.600000000002, "text": " If you lose, you pass $400,000."}, {"start": 20055.600000000002, "end": 20057.600000000002, "text": " You're scared, you're chicken."}, {"start": 20057.600000000002, "end": 20058.600000000002, "text": " I'm calling you out."}, {"start": 20058.600000000002, "end": 20059.600000000002, "text": " You're scared."}, {"start": 20059.600000000002, "end": 20061.600000000002, "text": " Oh my God, that's all you gotta do."}, {"start": 20061.600000000002, "end": 20063.600000000002, "text": " Oh, these fucking binoculars, they all got egos."}, {"start": 20063.600000000002, "end": 20065.600000000002, "text": " I got proud, just ragebate them, bro."}, {"start": 20065.600000000002, "end": 20066.600000000002, "text": " I'm calling you out."}, {"start": 20066.600000000002, "end": 20068.600000000002, "text": " They're fucking ragebate these fucking job asses."}, {"start": 20068.600000000002, "end": 20070.600000000002, "text": " You're too scared, you're scared."}, {"start": 20070.600000000002, "end": 20072.600000000002, "text": " Double it, double it, double it, double it."}, {"start": 20072.600000000002, "end": 20073.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20073.600000000002, "end": 20074.600000000002, "text": " Double it, double it."}, {"start": 20074.600000000002, "end": 20079.600000000002, "text": " Some of these things are all in braves, I mean, double it. Double it! Double it! Respect the doubles!"}, {"start": 20079.600000000002, "end": 20081.600000000002, "text": " Are you just getting a big plus here?"}, {"start": 20081.600000000002, "end": 20084.600000000002, "text": " I'm putting my money where my mouth is. You put your money where your mouth is."}, {"start": 20084.600000000002, "end": 20085.600000000002, "text": " Yo, don't ask shit!"}, {"start": 20085.600000000002, "end": 20086.600000000002, "text": " Let me talk."}, {"start": 20086.600000000002, "end": 20087.600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20087.600000000002, "end": 20093.600000000002, "text": " When Brian first came in, we identified anything that was on that list that would have been his"}, {"start": 20093.600000000002, "end": 20096.600000000002, "text": " that Amanda didn't sell, and we set it aside."}, {"start": 20096.600000000002, "end": 20100.600000000002, "text": " And it's still sitting there. We're happy to see your stuff back."}, {"start": 20100.600000000002, "end": 20102.600000000002, "text": " You don't want any more DMs to the store!"}, {"start": 20105.600000000002, "end": 20106.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20109.100000000002, "end": 20109.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20111.9, "end": 20112.600000000002, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 20117.600000000002, "end": 20118.600000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 20122.600000000002, "end": 20123.600000000002, "text": " That's it!"}, {"start": 20124.100000000002, "end": 20125.100000000002, "text": " It's over with!"}, {"start": 20125.300000000003, "end": 20126.600000000002, "text": " He just admitted that shit!"}, {"start": 20126.600000000002, "end": 20130.86, "text": " well technically he's recording without his permission so he can't be you oh fuck"}, {"start": 20130.86, "end": 20136.500000000004, "text": " we can I don't know I guess Josh is finally realized he's going to right now"}, {"start": 20136.500000000004, "end": 20143.160000000003, "text": " who literally never ends for him unless he gives the legors back you can record"}, {"start": 20143.160000000003, "end": 20149.22, "text": " phone calls oh it depends on the state what about organist"}, {"start": 20156.600000000002, "end": 20161.280000000002, "text": " And it's 30 minutes left of this video. There's more"}, {"start": 20162.000000000004, "end": 20169.160000000003, "text": " It's definitely changes the trajectory of a lot of the things that we had and yeah, I did get some really good ideas. Yeah"}, {"start": 20171.800000000003, "end": 20174.320000000003, "text": " When we do facts couple hours of the training"}, {"start": 20176.04, "end": 20178.04, "text": " Bowling"}, {"start": 20178.88, "end": 20180.88, "text": " We waited a few hours for Brian to get out"}, {"start": 20180.88, "end": 20191.18, "text": " So we showed him our entire conversation with Josh so so what can I do now to work with you guys to get the"}, {"start": 20191.18, "end": 20193.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20205.0, "end": 20208.66, "text": " Hell no he's not stand you're trying to judge I don't know"}, {"start": 20209.1, "end": 20214.6, "text": " He's not off game. No, you must have lost a rabbit-ass mind. He was he was a lot of your mind"}, {"start": 20214.6, "end": 20219.64, "text": " They get fuck off pussy you're holding my set toss so you thought we were getting the Legos back already"}, {"start": 20219.64, "end": 20222.32, "text": " We're not even half way through the video yet."}, {"start": 20222.32, "end": 20225.48, "text": " Hey gang, that's what I said, brother."}, {"start": 20225.48, "end": 20226.84, "text": " That's what I said, reckless Ben."}, {"start": 20226.84, "end": 20228.1, "text": " Ben, that's what I said, Ben."}, {"start": 20228.1, "end": 20231.96, "text": " So basically before Brian can get his Star Wars Lego collection back, he has to write"}, {"start": 20231.96, "end": 20237.0, "text": " bricks and minifigs and apology letter for making this Facebook post."}, {"start": 20237.0, "end": 20241.6, "text": " Bricks and minifigs really doesn't like this Facebook post being up because in this Facebook"}, {"start": 20241.6, "end": 20246.6, "text": " post, Brian calls bricks and minifigs out for stealing his Lego Star Wars collection."}, {"start": 20246.600000000002, "end": 20248.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20256.280000000002, "end": 20260.640000000003, "text": " Walked in there with the best intentions here's proof of my collection. I wouldn't do it"}, {"start": 20260.640000000003, "end": 20264.24, "text": " But I feel like they're gonna stand as that's a game bro. They're gonna take oh see"}, {"start": 20264.88, "end": 20269.72, "text": " And that's the gonna be there particularly use that shit as proof in the future like yo, we didn't steal she look at her"}, {"start": 20269.72, "end": 20274.72, "text": " They come up in the store. I want it back and they've been apologized and shit and make my life a living"}, {"start": 20276.600000000002, "end": 20283.600000000002, "text": " I've gone through 9 months of anxiety, stress, hospital and medication taking, types of burning."}, {"start": 20283.600000000002, "end": 20287.600000000002, "text": " No, I am not apologizing to this f***ing asshole."}, {"start": 20288.600000000002, "end": 20293.600000000002, "text": " It sounds kinda crazy that Brian would be saying this, but I see where he's coming from."}, {"start": 20293.600000000002, "end": 20296.600000000002, "text": " Hey look, I go lies, one of the things where he's like,"}, {"start": 20297.600000000002, "end": 20300.600000000002, "text": " if you don't stand for something, you stand for another something, whatever the f*** I am, I used to say."}, {"start": 20300.600000000002, "end": 20302.600000000002, "text": " I forgot what he used to say."}, {"start": 20302.600000000002, "end": 20305.600000000002, "text": " If you don't stand for something, you stand for now, f***ing no."}, {"start": 20305.600000000002, "end": 20308.500000000004, "text": " gay, yeah, whatever fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 20308.500000000004, "end": 20311.820000000003, "text": " Gotten to personally see a tiny bit of how this company,"}, {"start": 20311.820000000003, "end": 20315.600000000002, "text": " bullying his family, has just torn his entire life apart."}, {"start": 20315.600000000002, "end": 20318.280000000002, "text": " That's one of the things that's, I haven't even"}, {"start": 20318.280000000002, "end": 20320.4, "text": " normally been able to die right now."}, {"start": 20320.4, "end": 20323.760000000002, "text": " But at the same time, if Brian just writes this apology letter"}, {"start": 20323.760000000002, "end": 20326.000000000004, "text": " to Brickson Mini-Figs, he'll get all his layers back."}, {"start": 20326.000000000004, "end": 20327.36, "text": " That's what he says."}, {"start": 20327.36, "end": 20329.000000000004, "text": " You're asking me, you just swallowed my pride"}, {"start": 20329.000000000004, "end": 20330.52, "text": " and write this letter, I get it."}, {"start": 20330.52, "end": 20332.88, "text": " But then Brian told us a bigger reason"}, {"start": 20332.88, "end": 20334.480000000003, "text": " we shouldn't write this apology letter."}, {"start": 20334.48, "end": 20335.44, "text": " They're gonna use it."}, {"start": 20335.44, "end": 20339.12, "text": " He told us that this apology letter is really a trap."}, {"start": 20339.12, "end": 20342.88, "text": " No shit, what did he have to tell y'all that for y'all to realize that?"}, {"start": 20342.88, "end": 20345.56, "text": " First two seconds I knew that she was a trap gang."}, {"start": 20345.56, "end": 20346.84, "text": " They gonna use it against you, bro."}, {"start": 20347.32, "end": 20348.16, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 20348.16, "end": 20352.16, "text": " This is Josh trying to trick us into giving them a get out of jail free card."}, {"start": 20352.52, "end": 20356.48, "text": " What I mean by this is if Brian makes an apology letter to bricks and minifigs,"}, {"start": 20356.68, "end": 20360.68, "text": " then bricks and minifigs can now use this letter as written evidence in court"}, {"start": 20360.92, "end": 20362.52, "text": " that they're not the bad guys."}, {"start": 20362.52, "end": 20372.72, "text": " Brian told us that if we give them this get a jail free card, then they have absolutely no reason to ever give the Legos back"}, {"start": 20372.72, "end": 20377.24, "text": " Yep, I just want to say if this is actually what bricks and minifigs his plan is yes"}, {"start": 20377.24, "end": 20382.44, "text": " It is wrong, but I really wanted to find out. This is what they're playing with"}, {"start": 20383.48, "end": 20387.64, "text": " So I decided to tell Josh that Brian is gonna send him an apology video"}, {"start": 20387.64, "end": 20392.64, "text": " Uh, he makes the apology, then we can get the layers back, like, there tomorrow you think, or..."}, {"start": 20392.64, "end": 20393.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 20393.64, "end": 20400.64, "text": " Just in case Brick's in many ways has evil intentions with this apology video, I wanted to give him something that they couldn't use in court."}, {"start": 20400.64, "end": 20405.64, "text": " So, I went back to the beginning of the video and took a screenshot of Brian's face and put it into this website."}, {"start": 20405.64, "end": 20407.64, "text": " I also uploaded this video of Sheldon."}, {"start": 20407.64, "end": 20409.64, "text": " Hi, I'm Brian Menzel."}, {"start": 20409.64, "end": 20412.64, "text": " And after just a little bit of deep faking, it now looks like this."}, {"start": 20412.64, "end": 20414.64, "text": " Hi, I'm Brian Menzel."}, {"start": 20414.64, "end": 20418.399999999998, "text": " So I apologize sincerely for accusing you guys"}, {"start": 20427.72, "end": 20429.72, "text": " Your game I"}, {"start": 20432.28, "end": 20436.64, "text": " Need a nigga like this in my life that's always gonna have a second option like your game"}, {"start": 20436.64, "end": 20441.88, "text": " I did this and this happening. Let's do this. We should do this. They get these things a demon"}, {"start": 20441.88, "end": 20443.280000000002, "text": " I thought it was the gay."}, {"start": 20443.280000000002, "end": 20447.280000000002, "text": " How does he always have something like another way like that?"}, {"start": 20447.280000000002, "end": 20448.120000000003, "text": " He can't."}, {"start": 20448.120000000003, "end": 20448.960000000003, "text": " He can't."}, {"start": 20448.960000000003, "end": 20449.8, "text": " He can't."}, {"start": 20449.8, "end": 20451.2, "text": " He can't, bro."}, {"start": 20451.2, "end": 20452.960000000003, "text": " He got to look around for everything."}, {"start": 20452.960000000003, "end": 20454.84, "text": " This is the ultimate test."}, {"start": 20454.84, "end": 20456.52, "text": " Was Josh being sincere?"}, {"start": 20456.52, "end": 20457.760000000002, "text": " Yo, hi, I'm the big man."}, {"start": 20457.760000000002, "end": 20460.16, "text": " You're creative director."}, {"start": 20460.16, "end": 20464.32, "text": " Yo, yo, look at me."}, {"start": 20464.32, "end": 20465.68, "text": " Is this a demon?"}, {"start": 20465.68, "end": 20467.64, "text": " Yo, this is a demon."}, {"start": 20467.64, "end": 20470.24, "text": " Or was this all just one big trick?"}, {"start": 20471.88, "end": 20477.84, "text": " I want to keep it back to it. That's the long and the short. We've run me over. I'm good. We're gonna win the man to overrides"}, {"start": 20478.72, "end": 20485.760000000002, "text": " Uh-huh. I apologize to Amanda. Okay. I guess Brian's still worried that you guys just gonna keep postponing it until uh"}, {"start": 20487.56, "end": 20489.56, "text": " You're gonna get"}, {"start": 20491.08, "end": 20493.4, "text": " I'm not gonna screw you. You have my word"}, {"start": 20494.84, "end": 20497.64, "text": " Your word of you so much. Thanks, bro. Thanks, Josh"}, {"start": 20499.08, "end": 20501.08, "text": " Thanks, bro"}, {"start": 20501.88, "end": 20503.88, "text": " I promise you I swear to God."}, {"start": 20503.88, "end": 20506.88, "text": " No, apologize, Curse. You're sorry, man. Sorry."}, {"start": 20506.88, "end": 20507.88, "text": " We did a fake raffle."}, {"start": 20507.88, "end": 20511.88, "text": " So before we can get the ladders back, Josh made up one new thing I have to do."}, {"start": 20511.88, "end": 20514.88, "text": " I have to apologize to Amanda for my raffle being fake,"}, {"start": 20514.88, "end": 20518.88, "text": " even though I put in a lot of effort to make sure my raffle was actually real."}, {"start": 20521.88, "end": 20522.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20522.88, "end": 20524.88, "text": " It almost feels like another trap."}, {"start": 20524.88, "end": 20530.88, "text": " The employee we brainwashed from before told us that the owners are coming up with schemes to try to get us arrested."}, {"start": 20530.88, "end": 20534.88, "text": " After you left, I got a call from my boss, and he was like, how do we get arrested?"}, {"start": 20534.88, "end": 20535.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20535.88, "end": 20536.88, "text": " We get arrested."}, {"start": 20536.88, "end": 20542.04, "text": " Maybe Josh is saying this to trick me into going back into the store so Amanda can call"}, {"start": 20542.04, "end": 20544.88, "text": " the police on me and have me arrested."}, {"start": 20544.88, "end": 20547.38, "text": " But I had to find out for sure."}, {"start": 20547.38, "end": 20550.88, "text": " You give me permission to go into the store to apologize to her?"}, {"start": 20550.88, "end": 20551.88, "text": " To make peace?"}, {"start": 20551.88, "end": 20552.88, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 20552.88, "end": 20553.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20553.88, "end": 20554.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20554.88, "end": 20555.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20555.88, "end": 20557.88, "text": " Yeah, permission from the owner."}, {"start": 20557.88, "end": 20559.88, "text": " Amanda, how's it going?"}, {"start": 20559.88, "end": 20566.88, "text": " We came to make peace and we talked to Josh."}, {"start": 20566.88, "end": 20570.88, "text": " He told us to come back and make peace with you."}, {"start": 20570.88, "end": 20571.88, "text": " Is that okay?"}, {"start": 20571.88, "end": 20573.88, "text": " It turns out I was right."}, {"start": 20573.88, "end": 20574.88, "text": " This was a trap."}, {"start": 20574.88, "end": 20577.88, "text": " Brickson Minifigs doesn't care about the-"}, {"start": 20577.88, "end": 20579.88, "text": " She was ready."}, {"start": 20579.88, "end": 20580.88, "text": " She had it."}, {"start": 20580.88, "end": 20581.88, "text": " Josh was sending it."}, {"start": 20581.88, "end": 20583.88, "text": " Yo, these little barmanics make us want to walk in here."}, {"start": 20583.88, "end": 20585.88, "text": " Take a picture of them, call the police."}, {"start": 20585.88, "end": 20587.88, "text": " Yo, this is-"}, {"start": 20587.88, "end": 20594.58, "text": " This is, I'm telling you, this is mental war, this is my games, like, this chess being played."}, {"start": 20594.58, "end": 20598.38, "text": " Giving us the lighters back, they just want to get us arrested."}, {"start": 20598.38, "end": 20603.88, "text": " There was a gentleman who was trespassing on the property maybe four or five days ago,"}, {"start": 20603.88, "end": 20607.88, "text": " and he was standing right in front of us, right here on his territory."}, {"start": 20607.88, "end": 20611.88, "text": " We only have a very small amount of time before the police arrest us."}, {"start": 20611.88, "end": 20616.88, "text": " So we decided to use this time to see if we could finally convince Amanda to make peace with us."}, {"start": 20617.88, "end": 20623.88, "text": " Well, I guess before they get here, we just wanted to talk to you, like, civilly, if you would like to have, uh, like, a peace treaty."}, {"start": 20623.88, "end": 20627.88, "text": " Yes. Not in a harassing way, not in a very peaceful way."}, {"start": 20627.88, "end": 20629.88, "text": " Would that be okay with you?"}, {"start": 20631.88, "end": 20635.88, "text": " Making peace with that said, not seem like a priority for a man that-"}, {"start": 20635.88, "end": 20637.88, "text": " Yo, why is she more of a-"}, {"start": 20637.88, "end": 20639.88, "text": " He wants to get us arrested."}, {"start": 20639.88, "end": 20642.88, "text": " She's probably overly texting Jaws right now, too, man."}, {"start": 20642.88, "end": 20646.88, "text": " It's just a regular peace treaty. One-page document."}, {"start": 20647.88, "end": 20651.88, "text": " Wait, wait, these niggas actually pull..."}, {"start": 20651.88, "end": 20653.88, "text": " What a..."}, {"start": 20653.88, "end": 20655.88, "text": " What a..."}, {"start": 20655.88, "end": 20657.88, "text": " What a peace treaty?"}, {"start": 20657.88, "end": 20660.88, "text": " You think you can play with a scroll game?"}, {"start": 20660.88, "end": 20663.88, "text": " What years were we using scrolls, gang?"}, {"start": 20663.88, "end": 20665.88, "text": " What hunnits were we in?"}, {"start": 20670.88, "end": 20673.88, "text": " When did we stop using the scrolls?"}, {"start": 20673.88, "end": 20687.36, "text": " 17 hunts, 18 hunts, 15 hunts nigga that shit with that ink pen and shit he comp bruh too"}, {"start": 20687.36, "end": 20693.920000000002, "text": " you know they trolling bruh if you need to go over it like you know you can take your"}, {"start": 20693.920000000002, "end": 20694.920000000002, "text": " time"}, {"start": 20694.920000000002, "end": 20698.120000000003, "text": " they have like the people that are trying to get you to sign it literally just says peace"}, {"start": 20698.120000000003, "end": 20699.120000000003, "text": " treaty"}, {"start": 20699.12, "end": 20706.12, "text": " He has some kind of like treaty on his shoulder."}, {"start": 20706.12, "end": 20711.12, "text": " You know what he feels like as a cop?"}, {"start": 20711.12, "end": 20714.12, "text": " You know what he feels like as a guy in front of the police?"}, {"start": 20714.12, "end": 20717.12, "text": " So we waited for the police to show up."}, {"start": 20717.12, "end": 20719.12, "text": " Treaty guy."}, {"start": 20719.12, "end": 20722.12, "text": " And they never showed up."}, {"start": 20722.12, "end": 20724.12, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 20724.12, "end": 20726.12, "text": " I guess it makes sense."}, {"start": 20726.12, "end": 20730.76, "text": " I mean, the last time the police showed up, I was fully prepared with the Oregon law book."}, {"start": 20730.76, "end": 20732.26, "text": " There's that kind of pull-up."}, {"start": 20732.26, "end": 20733.26, "text": " There's that kind of pull-up."}, {"start": 20733.26, "end": 20734.76, "text": " There was that kind of pull-up."}, {"start": 20734.76, "end": 20735.76, "text": " He's going away."}, {"start": 20735.76, "end": 20737.26, "text": " I think they're scared to come back."}, {"start": 20737.26, "end": 20740.26, "text": " Hey, where the heck are these cops?"}, {"start": 20740.26, "end": 20741.26, "text": " Hi, Josh."}, {"start": 20741.26, "end": 20743.26, "text": " Ben, how's it going?"}, {"start": 20743.26, "end": 20744.26, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 20744.26, "end": 20745.26, "text": " So we-"}, {"start": 20745.26, "end": 20746.26, "text": " Okay, so if-"}, {"start": 20746.26, "end": 20748.539999999997, "text": " Why is Josh answering the phone then?"}, {"start": 20748.539999999997, "end": 20750.86, "text": " If he's trying to- like, like, he could just not answer."}, {"start": 20750.86, "end": 20754.86, "text": " We looked in and we were like, hey, we're sorry."}, {"start": 20754.86, "end": 20757.66, "text": " We have permission to come back here and apologize."}, {"start": 20757.66, "end": 20758.98, "text": " And she's like, I'm calling the cops."}, {"start": 20758.98, "end": 20759.78, "text": " And she started to call."}, {"start": 20759.78, "end": 20762.02, "text": " Josh now realizes that his last ditch"}, {"start": 20762.02, "end": 20764.100000000002, "text": " planned to get me arrested."}, {"start": 20764.100000000002, "end": 20766.100000000002, "text": " What plan didn't work?"}, {"start": 20766.100000000002, "end": 20768.06, "text": " I'm sorry, Amanda, to get back."}, {"start": 20768.06, "end": 20770.02, "text": " Thank you for doing that."}, {"start": 20770.02, "end": 20772.58, "text": " It looks like Josh has no other choice"}, {"start": 20772.58, "end": 20775.46, "text": " than to give Brian his family's legors back."}, {"start": 20775.46, "end": 20779.14, "text": " You apologize, and it's up to them to accept it."}, {"start": 20779.14, "end": 20783.36, "text": " So, let's cross Amanda off that checklist. Let's get this done!"}, {"start": 20783.36, "end": 20787.92, "text": " And now that our work here is done, we decided to stop that with the Los Angeles."}, {"start": 20787.92, "end": 20794.86, "text": " It's too late to pick up the Legos today, but tomorrow, they're finally gonna give this family the Legos back."}, {"start": 20795.86, "end": 20796.739999999998, "text": " So we thought..."}, {"start": 20796.739999999998, "end": 20797.739999999998, "text": " It's tomorrow."}, {"start": 20799.5, "end": 20806.739999999998, "text": " But the store has Brian's phone number blocked, so he can't call them, so instead I called the store to see how Brian could pick up his Legosets."}, {"start": 20806.74, "end": 20810.02, "text": " I was wondering if you guys are still down there and people use that today."}, {"start": 20811.620000000003, "end": 20812.74, "text": " Um, I think..."}, {"start": 20814.74, "end": 20815.54, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 20818.06, "end": 20820.22, "text": " I just want to make sure everything's..."}, {"start": 20820.86, "end": 20821.58, "text": " ...probably..."}, {"start": 20822.620000000003, "end": 20823.260000000002, "text": " ...uh..."}, {"start": 20824.06, "end": 20824.940000000002, "text": " The guy on the phone-"}, {"start": 20824.940000000002, "end": 20826.460000000003, "text": " Yo, this is like some..."}, {"start": 20827.22, "end": 20828.34, "text": " ...bro, like..."}, {"start": 20829.18, "end": 20830.7, "text": " Yo, like this is like some..."}, {"start": 20830.940000000002, "end": 20832.38, "text": " ...secret fucking-"}, {"start": 20832.38, "end": 20834.940000000002, "text": " They can't even speak on it to employees, gay?"}, {"start": 20834.94, "end": 20837.94, "text": " I thought it was fearful of getting fucking hung if they said the wrong shit."}, {"start": 20846.94, "end": 20847.94, "text": " This is gone bad."}, {"start": 20864.94, "end": 20867.239999999998, "text": " so that you can be adopted on Mondays, I think."}, {"start": 20868.239999999998, "end": 20868.739999999998, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 20869.239999999998, "end": 20870.44, "text": " Now it's Monday."}, {"start": 20870.44, "end": 20871.64, "text": " It is Monday."}, {"start": 20873.039999999997, "end": 20874.84, "text": " Now it's Monday!"}, {"start": 20874.84, "end": 20878.44, "text": " Hey, I was just calling to see if you guys are still having to get the Legos back today."}, {"start": 20879.14, "end": 20879.84, "text": " Tomorrow..."}, {"start": 20879.84, "end": 20881.239999999998, "text": " Ah, let me see that."}, {"start": 20883.539999999997, "end": 20884.739999999998, "text": " Tomorrow..."}, {"start": 20885.34, "end": 20886.539999999997, "text": " Call Josh back up, okay?"}, {"start": 20890.94, "end": 20891.739999999998, "text": " I'm mad."}, {"start": 20892.539999999997, "end": 20894.239999999998, "text": " Can I get off of my computer?"}, {"start": 20894.94, "end": 20914.26, "text": " What the fuck going on game why we get an s2c shower segments bro why you and all the"}, {"start": 20914.260000000002, "end": 20916.260000000002, "text": " bros got boo boo's on your arm which I'll be doing game"}, {"start": 20931.620000000003, "end": 20936.36, "text": " She said probably won't be able to talk tonight. What the heck why they keep postponing this?"}, {"start": 20937.7, "end": 20939.7, "text": " Why do you think"}, {"start": 20939.7, "end": 20944.420000000002, "text": " It's over, it's over, it's over, chat, it's over, it's over."}, {"start": 20944.420000000002, "end": 20946.58, "text": " Heck, yesterday you said you would call me today."}, {"start": 20946.58, "end": 20947.58, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 20947.58, "end": 20948.58, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 20948.58, "end": 20949.58, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 20949.58, "end": 20950.58, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 20950.58, "end": 20969.54, "text": " It's been over a month now, um, a month and, yeah, I've gotten no answer."}, {"start": 20969.54, "end": 20976.54, "text": " And finally, after a really, really, really, REALLY long amount of time, he finally answered"}, {"start": 20976.54, "end": 20977.54, "text": " my call."}, {"start": 20977.54, "end": 20980.54, "text": " I'm not going to distribute it on stage for this point, dude."}, {"start": 20980.54, "end": 20983.54, "text": " Captain Monhold's turned for this long, so..."}, {"start": 20983.54, "end": 20989.14, "text": " I've just been told that Brits and Minifigs is no longer gonna give Brian his Legos back"}, {"start": 20989.14, "end": 20990.14, "text": " like they promised."}, {"start": 20990.14, "end": 20991.14, "text": " Yeah, no shit!"}, {"start": 20991.14, "end": 20994.54, "text": " At this moment, I finally realized when I did wrong."}, {"start": 20994.54, "end": 20998.34, "text": " Josh said we could get the Legos back once we make peace with Amanda."}, {"start": 20998.34, "end": 21001.46, "text": " but we never actually really made peace with her."}, {"start": 21001.46, "end": 21004.5, "text": " So I'm not signing nothing for anybody?"}, {"start": 21004.5, "end": 21008.5, "text": " Now it all makes sense unless we can somehow find a way to make peace with them."}, {"start": 21008.5, "end": 21012.420000000002, "text": " No even if you make peace with them man you're not getting us that shit."}, {"start": 21012.420000000002, "end": 21014.58, "text": " What's that got to your brain?"}, {"start": 21014.58, "end": 21016.18, "text": " They don't want to give it back no matter what."}, {"start": 21016.18, "end": 21021.06, "text": " So I put out a more official looking peace treaty and traveled from Los Angeles."}, {"start": 21021.06, "end": 21023.78, "text": " Ohhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 21023.78, "end": 21026.58, "text": " The way back to bricks and mini figs in Oregon."}, {"start": 21026.58, "end": 21028.58, "text": " I made it to Oregon."}, {"start": 21028.58, "end": 21031.58, "text": " Hopefully, I can get a man to sign the peace treaty this time."}, {"start": 21031.58, "end": 21033.58, "text": " Then we can finally get the Legos back."}, {"start": 21039.58, "end": 21040.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21040.58, "end": 21041.58, "text": " Is the place shut down?"}, {"start": 21041.58, "end": 21043.58, "text": " Oh, that's still here."}, {"start": 21047.58, "end": 21050.58, "text": " Off the rip! Yo, off the rip!"}, {"start": 21051.58, "end": 21053.58, "text": " Then we can finally get the Legos back."}, {"start": 21053.58, "end": 21056.58, "text": " She's like, fuck no!"}, {"start": 21064.58, "end": 21065.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 21065.58, "end": 21066.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21066.58, "end": 21069.58, "text": " Oh, uh, Josh let me come back."}, {"start": 21069.58, "end": 21074.58, "text": " I think we didn't get the legos back because you didn't sign the peace treaty."}, {"start": 21076.58, "end": 21079.58, "text": " You know what she, you know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 21079.58, "end": 21084.54, "text": " She probably don't love friends, her family, her kids, it's annoying little stupid people"}, {"start": 21084.54, "end": 21088.18, "text": " keep annoying me and harassing me and shit like that and like they have nothing to do"}, {"start": 21088.18, "end": 21092.100000000002, "text": " but to believe them cause they know nothing of the context of all this shit bro."}, {"start": 21092.100000000002, "end": 21095.460000000003, "text": " Josh, people were like, bricks on the bags, yank."}, {"start": 21095.460000000003, "end": 21099.86, "text": " Still doing the same thing they've always done, they're still trying to get me arrested"}, {"start": 21099.86, "end": 21101.86, "text": " just to avoid giving the legums back."}, {"start": 21101.86, "end": 21106.420000000002, "text": " The problem with their plan though is, bricks and mini-figs is never gonna be able to arrest"}, {"start": 21106.420000000002, "end": 21115.02, "text": " me because I have a jail-free card. I actually had this card the entire video. I just haven't"}, {"start": 21115.02, "end": 21118.940000000002, "text": " used it yet. Let's rewind all the way to the beginning so I can show you what I mean."}, {"start": 21118.940000000002, "end": 21123.660000000003, "text": " So basically my friend said that you guys have some of his Legos I think. Nope, it was"}, {"start": 21123.660000000003, "end": 21129.780000000002, "text": " even before this. Right here. I made a contract with Amanda that says I, Ben Schneider, should"}, {"start": 21129.780000000002, "end": 21135.780000000002, "text": " not be trespassed in all of these legal words for any circumstance whatsoever and for literally"}, {"start": 21135.78, "end": 21140.26, "text": " any reason they cannot trespass me it's effective for the next 10 years"}, {"start": 21140.26, "end": 21144.26, "text": " this only really works as a get out of jail free card if i can get a man to sign it"}, {"start": 21144.26, "end": 21148.82, "text": " but bro you got to sign that sh!t"}, {"start": 21154.42, "end": 21157.78, "text": " yo what are they about to do? i got a delivery"}, {"start": 21157.78, "end": 21162.899999999998, "text": " can i get a signature? oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 21162.9, "end": 21167.460000000003, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, this gotta be illegal. Is this illegal? This can't be legal."}, {"start": 21168.5, "end": 21171.54, "text": " This can't be legal."}, {"start": 21175.06, "end": 21179.300000000003, "text": " This niggas is not real, gang. These niggas is not real, gang."}, {"start": 21179.300000000003, "end": 21183.22, "text": " For some reason, Amanda just started signing our contract without even reading it."}, {"start": 21183.22, "end": 21184.02, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 21184.66, "end": 21189.780000000002, "text": " In America, we have a duty-tree contract for all, which states that you have to read a contract"}, {"start": 21189.78, "end": 21195.379999999997, "text": " before you sign it. And if you forget to read it, or you just choose not to read it, it's your fault and you still-"}, {"start": 21196.1, "end": 21197.539999999997, "text": " GG. It's all the way- GG."}, {"start": 21197.539999999997, "end": 21198.739999999998, "text": " BAD! BAD!"}, {"start": 21199.78, "end": 21200.899999999998, "text": " Come on! They do it!"}, {"start": 21200.899999999998, "end": 21201.699999999997, "text": " They're running!"}, {"start": 21201.699999999997, "end": 21202.98, "text": " You signed this shit, bitch!"}, {"start": 21202.98, "end": 21203.539999999997, "text": " They're running!"}, {"start": 21204.1, "end": 21204.82, "text": " They're running!"}, {"start": 21204.82, "end": 21205.539999999997, "text": " They're running!"}, {"start": 21205.539999999997, "end": 21206.42, "text": " That's her fault!"}, {"start": 21206.42, "end": 21207.219999999998, "text": " That's her fault!"}, {"start": 21208.739999999998, "end": 21210.5, "text": " Bro, do I have an ordinance? Who is it talking to?"}, {"start": 21210.5, "end": 21211.699999999997, "text": " Yeah, I don't care what that says."}, {"start": 21211.699999999997, "end": 21212.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, that's who blah."}, {"start": 21212.579999999998, "end": 21213.539999999997, "text": " Fake- Fake contracts."}, {"start": 21214.18, "end": 21214.739999999998, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 21214.74, "end": 21222.02, "text": " We'll have to do everything the contract says so even though Amanda didn't read it she signed it"}, {"start": 21222.02, "end": 21227.58, "text": " So she has to follow everything that's what it's absolutely a clause that says for every police officer. She calls on me"}, {"start": 21227.58, "end": 21233.2, "text": " She owes me five thousand dollars and there's no way images. So let's fast forward and see how much"}, {"start": 21233.2, "end": 21237.620000000003, "text": " No way it was me. We got five thousand keep going ten thousand fifteen thousand"}, {"start": 21237.62, "end": 21242.62, "text": " $20,000, $25,000, $30,000, $35,000, $40,000."}, {"start": 21242.62, "end": 21244.26, "text": " That's just, that is no way it's gonna work though."}, {"start": 21244.26, "end": 21246.78, "text": " Okay, I think that's all the times Amanda called the police on me."}, {"start": 21246.78, "end": 21248.66, "text": " But, I'm just gonna be honest,"}, {"start": 21248.66, "end": 21252.379999999997, "text": " even though Amanda's been helping cover up this giant theft,"}, {"start": 21252.379999999997, "end": 21255.98, "text": " I'm still gonna feel bad for her that she owes us $40,000."}, {"start": 21255.98, "end": 21256.82, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 21256.82, "end": 21257.98, "text": " That's a lot of money."}, {"start": 21257.98, "end": 21258.82, "text": " Out your form."}, {"start": 21258.82, "end": 21260.379999999997, "text": " So, I'm gonna stop continuing to trick her"}, {"start": 21260.379999999997, "end": 21263.1, "text": " and I'm finally gonna come clean about the contract."}, {"start": 21263.1, "end": 21265.14, "text": " Once Amanda sees the agreement she's in,"}, {"start": 21265.14, "end": 21266.899999999998, "text": " she'll finally realize it's not worth it"}, {"start": 21266.9, "end": 21272.780000000002, "text": " to continue racking up this $5,000 debt, instead a much easier option would be we team up together"}, {"start": 21272.780000000002, "end": 21275.260000000002, "text": " to convince corporate to give Brian his lego's back."}, {"start": 21275.260000000002, "end": 21276.260000000002, "text": " Not going to happen, Brian."}, {"start": 21276.260000000002, "end": 21280.420000000002, "text": " Well, I'm calling the police because you've already been trespassed off the premises."}, {"start": 21280.420000000002, "end": 21283.460000000003, "text": " Well, you don't want to owe $5,000 more, do you?"}, {"start": 21283.460000000003, "end": 21287.06, "text": " I don't owe anything and I'm asking you for like a millionth of a time you want to achieve"}, {"start": 21287.06, "end": 21288.06, "text": " it."}, {"start": 21288.06, "end": 21289.06, "text": " You did say that I'm allowed to be here."}, {"start": 21289.06, "end": 21290.06, "text": " You signed the documents?"}, {"start": 21290.06, "end": 21291.06, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 21291.06, "end": 21292.06, "text": " You did?"}, {"start": 21292.06, "end": 21293.06, "text": " I never once said you weren't allowed to be here."}, {"start": 21293.06, "end": 21295.06, "text": " Well then, who's signature is this then?"}, {"start": 21295.06, "end": 21302.7, "text": " That is not my signature deja vu. Whoa, have I seen this? Wait? Whoa?"}, {"start": 21303.300000000003, "end": 21305.300000000003, "text": " Has somebody made a video on this before?"}, {"start": 21305.780000000002, "end": 21307.780000000002, "text": " Or talk about this? Why got deja vu?"}, {"start": 21310.98, "end": 21313.98, "text": " I've seen this before in a vision and I've seen this"}, {"start": 21325.06, "end": 21327.7, "text": " It's not? I've seen like this part for some reason like"}, {"start": 21327.7, "end": 21329.9, "text": " Hey you have anything to do with signatures here?"}, {"start": 21329.9, "end": 21331.260000000002, "text": " Cause you signed this?"}, {"start": 21331.260000000002, "end": 21332.9, "text": " I think she does end up straight"}, {"start": 21332.9, "end": 21334.34, "text": " Is that not your signature?"}, {"start": 21334.34, "end": 21335.460000000003, "text": " What's on her lips?"}, {"start": 21335.460000000003, "end": 21337.06, "text": " Yo what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 21337.06, "end": 21339.06, "text": " So uh no it's not"}, {"start": 21339.06, "end": 21340.780000000002, "text": " I'd like to know how you guys got a signature"}, {"start": 21340.780000000002, "end": 21341.98, "text": " That's even close to my..."}, {"start": 21341.98, "end": 21346.82, "text": " Well it says every time you call the cops it was $5,000 for like punitive damages but"}, {"start": 21346.82, "end": 21347.54, "text": " So really?"}, {"start": 21347.54, "end": 21349.18, "text": " Why don't we just follow the contract that you signed?"}, {"start": 21349.18, "end": 21352.74, "text": " Now that Amanda knows you can't call the cops on me just for being here anymore"}, {"start": 21352.74, "end": 21357.06, "text": " I decided to call Josh to update him on how making peace with Amanda is going."}, {"start": 21357.06, "end": 21360.9, "text": " Hey, I just went back to trying to apologize to Amanda and..."}, {"start": 21360.9, "end": 21364.58, "text": " But what Josh said next, I was not ready for it."}, {"start": 21364.58, "end": 21365.38, "text": " Dizzy, Dizzy."}, {"start": 21365.38, "end": 21369.780000000002, "text": " Dude, when we took over that store, I'm losing my full amount of store."}, {"start": 21369.780000000002, "end": 21371.780000000002, "text": " This shop's my game key."}, {"start": 21371.780000000002, "end": 21372.74, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 21372.74, "end": 21373.300000000003, "text": " I'll tell you."}, {"start": 21373.300000000003, "end": 21375.140000000003, "text": " I think it won't bag on this."}, {"start": 21375.140000000003, "end": 21377.86, "text": " Josh's story has now completely changed."}, {"start": 21377.86, "end": 21380.66, "text": " Now he's saying, even if I'm able to make peace with Amanda,"}, {"start": 21380.66, "end": 21385.16, "text": " They still won't be able to give me the Legos back because they never even had the Legos to begin with."}, {"start": 21385.96, "end": 21390.86, "text": " Well, if Josh was trying to trick us today, why did Josh say this to us last time?"}, {"start": 21391.46, "end": 21393.16, "text": " We're happy to see your stuff then."}, {"start": 21393.46, "end": 21397.86, "text": " I mean, what stuff of ours would he be giving back if none of our stuff was even ever in his store?"}, {"start": 21397.86, "end": 21399.36, "text": " Like, what about this?"}, {"start": 21399.36, "end": 21402.96, "text": " I'm happy to go open that stupid cupboard and he can have all the sense of news."}, {"start": 21402.96, "end": 21404.16, "text": " I want to give him an accident."}, {"start": 21404.16, "end": 21405.96, "text": " I'm happy to use his inventory."}, {"start": 21405.96, "end": 21407.26, "text": " Get the inventory to Brian."}, {"start": 21407.26, "end": 21408.16, "text": " I'll give him back."}, {"start": 21408.16, "end": 21409.96, "text": " Come on, man. I'm not going to scream."}, {"start": 21409.96, "end": 21414.96, "text": " Yeah, my word. That's not who I am. I'm not gonna promise you a short..."}, {"start": 21414.96, "end": 21424.96, "text": " Scumbag, like, slimy, like, slimy, cold-hearted scumbags, bro. Like, these niggas are disgusting. Filth."}, {"start": 21424.96, "end": 21425.96, "text": " For God's sake."}, {"start": 21425.96, "end": 21426.96, "text": " K.L.F."}, {"start": 21426.96, "end": 21427.96, "text": " I promise you, I'll get you on everything."}, {"start": 21427.96, "end": 21432.96, "text": " I mean, Josh is on video swearing to God and on everything. He'll give us the Legos back."}, {"start": 21432.96, "end": 21435.96, "text": " But now, for some reason, he never even had the Legos."}, {"start": 21435.96, "end": 21436.96, "text": " They're gonna help the Legos."}, {"start": 21436.96, "end": 21437.96, "text": " It makes no sense."}, {"start": 21437.96, "end": 21447.1, "text": " So I decided to remind him of all of these examples where he claims they do have Brian's Legos in the store still"}, {"start": 21447.28, "end": 21449.28, "text": " This is his response"}, {"start": 21451.32, "end": 21453.32, "text": " Yeah, you did"}, {"start": 21461.64, "end": 21463.64, "text": " The court so"}, {"start": 21463.64, "end": 21470.32, "text": " So you're saying that it's just you're saying it's based on what you're saying is I'm wrong but you can sue me for it"}, {"start": 21470.32, "end": 21472.32, "text": " What you're saying"}, {"start": 21474.84, "end": 21477.42, "text": " So you know you're wrong so you know that you stole the Legos then"}, {"start": 21478.44, "end": 21480.44, "text": " Oh, yeah, let's do it"}, {"start": 21480.94, "end": 21482.94, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21483.38, "end": 21485.92, "text": " Yeah, I mean I don't I would like to just get the Legos back"}, {"start": 21485.92, "end": 21490.12, "text": " But if that's what you want it seems like this is what you want. I'm giving you every out that I can"}, {"start": 21493.64, "end": 21495.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21495.64, "end": 21499.48, "text": " I just want to get the Legos back and Brian's Legos giving back. It's pretty easy"}, {"start": 21499.84, "end": 21501.079999999998, "text": " What if they sold it?"}, {"start": 21501.079999999998, "end": 21504.88, "text": " This entire video Josh has just been begging me to sue him"}, {"start": 21508.92, "end": 21513.92, "text": " His attitude completely changes it's almost like Josh doesn't want me to sue him"}, {"start": 21513.92, "end": 21518.68, "text": " And he doesn't my reason he's saying that is because he knows that by saying it he can get away with his crimes"}, {"start": 21518.92, "end": 21522.38, "text": " But now that Josh thinks that there's a chance I might actually sue him"}, {"start": 21522.38, "end": 21528.08, "text": " He's getting scared in fact he said if I do sue him he's gonna tell the world that"}, {"start": 21534.8, "end": 21536.8, "text": " I stole the leg yo"}, {"start": 21538.88, "end": 21544.14, "text": " Yo, how does he end up in this situation? How does he end up owning a cup? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21545.48, "end": 21549.5, "text": " Fucking man child. This is a man child, bro. This is most"}, {"start": 21552.38, "end": 21554.780000000002, "text": " Shut the f*** up! That's your f***ing choice."}, {"start": 21557.780000000002, "end": 21559.280000000002, "text": " There's not a question!"}, {"start": 21562.780000000002, "end": 21564.58, "text": " Nobody's doing that."}, {"start": 21564.58, "end": 21565.780000000002, "text": " Nobody listens to the dodge."}, {"start": 21567.18, "end": 21568.18, "text": " Besides..."}, {"start": 21579.780000000002, "end": 21580.780000000002, "text": " That's so crazy."}, {"start": 21582.38, "end": 21588.54, "text": " Or maybe I can somehow find a way to engineer a third option, which I call option"}, {"start": 21591.18, "end": 21597.420000000002, "text": " Think about it small claims court is basically just like big-boy court except it costs basically nothing and you get a judgment"}, {"start": 21597.66, "end": 21600.620000000003, "text": " Pretty much instantly. I gathered my friends"}, {"start": 21600.620000000003, "end": 21606.58, "text": " I don't know how to tell them about option number three. What thoughts you had was taken the small claims court, right?"}, {"start": 21606.58, "end": 21613.980000000003, "text": " No, because it's way too much money to take to the small claims court."}, {"start": 21613.980000000003, "end": 21614.980000000003, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 21614.980000000003, "end": 21616.980000000003, "text": " Take someone to small claims court, Ben, for $200,000."}, {"start": 21616.980000000003, "end": 21619.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's $12,000 at the most, right?"}, {"start": 21619.100000000002, "end": 21620.100000000002, "text": " $12,500."}, {"start": 21620.100000000002, "end": 21622.100000000002, "text": " Everyone hated option number three."}, {"start": 21622.100000000002, "end": 21623.100000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 21623.100000000002, "end": 21624.100000000002, "text": " I guess it makes sense."}, {"start": 21624.100000000002, "end": 21628.02, "text": " We ended up looking it up and you can actually only sue for $10,000 at the most."}, {"start": 21628.02, "end": 21629.02, "text": " Goddamn!"}, {"start": 21629.02, "end": 21633.100000000002, "text": " So if we go with option number three, Brian actually could win $10,000 pretty easily,"}, {"start": 21633.100000000002, "end": 21636.54, "text": " But then, this is what would happen to us $190,000."}, {"start": 21636.54, "end": 21639.820000000003, "text": " But I'm not giving up."}, {"start": 21639.820000000003, "end": 21640.820000000003, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 21640.820000000003, "end": 21641.820000000003, "text": " We used to get creative."}, {"start": 21641.820000000003, "end": 21645.980000000003, "text": " Theoretically, if you wanted to, could you take in the small claims court?"}, {"start": 21645.980000000003, "end": 21650.340000000004, "text": " If you wanted to limit it."}, {"start": 21650.340000000004, "end": 21651.840000000004, "text": " If I wanted to limit it."}, {"start": 21651.840000000004, "end": 21654.420000000002, "text": " But you would at least get $10,000 out of that though, right?"}, {"start": 21654.420000000002, "end": 21660.100000000002, "text": " We could, but it would be giving up $100,000 smorgasbdn."}, {"start": 21660.100000000002, "end": 21662.02, "text": " So here's the pitch."}, {"start": 21664.02, "end": 21664.86, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 21666.340000000004, "end": 21670.100000000002, "text": " What if we have 10 people-"}, {"start": 21670.100000000002, "end": 21671.100000000002, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 21671.100000000002, "end": 21676.100000000002, "text": " So 10 different times for $10,000 and we get a $100,000."}, {"start": 21678.54, "end": 21679.620000000003, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 21681.7, "end": 21682.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21682.52, "end": 21683.440000000002, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 21683.440000000002, "end": 21684.74, "text": " The reason that this will never work"}, {"start": 21684.74, "end": 21687.660000000003, "text": " is because of a legal term called claim splitting."}, {"start": 21687.66, "end": 21695.66, "text": " This is something my idea is called claim splitting, which is when a civil plaintiff splits one lawsuit into two more lawsuits."}, {"start": 21695.66, "end": 21697.66, "text": " And that's illegal."}, {"start": 21697.66, "end": 21699.66, "text": " Yes, it's illegal as fuck."}, {"start": 21699.66, "end": 21702.66, "text": " 10 different people sue and win money for legal crime, and that is illegal."}, {"start": 21702.66, "end": 21708.66, "text": " But we have already established that if one person sues for this crime, it is a very easy win."}, {"start": 21708.66, "end": 21713.66, "text": " So what if this exact scenario just so happens to happen 10 different times?"}, {"start": 21713.66, "end": 21717.1, "text": " oh wait wait is it okay"}, {"start": 21717.1, "end": 21719.9, "text": " think about it if 10 different people"}, {"start": 21719.9, "end": 21722.06, "text": " get their legos stolen by bricks"}, {"start": 21722.06, "end": 21724.62, "text": " okay yeah what just went all this Lego set"}, {"start": 21724.62, "end": 21726.34, "text": " okay this one mine actually this Lego set"}, {"start": 21726.34, "end": 21727.5, "text": " too was mine they didn't give that oh"}, {"start": 21727.5, "end": 21729.579999999998, "text": " this Lego set that can be conned"}, {"start": 21729.579999999998, "end": 21731.38, "text": " all ten people that can be conned"}, {"start": 21731.38, "end": 21733.579999999998, "text": " and it turns out that that is actually"}, {"start": 21733.579999999998, "end": 21735.579999999998, "text": " not considered claim splitting so"}, {"start": 21735.579999999998, "end": 21737.38, "text": " basically if I can find 10 different"}, {"start": 21737.38, "end": 21739.34, "text": " victims of bricks and mini figs my plan"}, {"start": 21739.34, "end": 21741.34, "text": " will work and maybe we'll find them"}, {"start": 21741.34, "end": 21743.54, "text": " We got no teams, you got no homies."}, {"start": 21743.54, "end": 21744.46, "text": " I can create them."}, {"start": 21744.46, "end": 21745.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21745.3, "end": 21746.14, "text": " Starting with myself."}, {"start": 21746.14, "end": 21748.02, "text": " First, I signed up for a credit card."}, {"start": 21748.02, "end": 21750.38, "text": " And I used that credit card to walk into the bank"}, {"start": 21750.38, "end": 21752.66, "text": " and take out a $10,000 loan."}, {"start": 21752.66, "end": 21756.22, "text": " I then used this $10,000 to buy a few Lego sets from Brian."}, {"start": 21756.22, "end": 21758.1, "text": " Specifically, these Lego sets."}, {"start": 21758.1, "end": 21759.9, "text": " And according to the legal paperwork,"}, {"start": 21759.9, "end": 21761.9, "text": " there's still Brian's to sell to me."}, {"start": 21761.9, "end": 21763.22, "text": " But just in case Richie needs them,"}, {"start": 21763.22, "end": 21765.66, "text": " she tries to argue that for some reason,"}, {"start": 21765.66, "end": 21767.06, "text": " it wasn't a legal sale,"}, {"start": 21767.06, "end": 21770.22, "text": " I hired a public notary to officially approve the purchase."}, {"start": 21770.22, "end": 21772.780000000002, "text": " This show we have a public notary approving it."}, {"start": 21774.780000000002, "end": 21775.58, "text": " The notary public."}, {"start": 21776.58, "end": 21778.420000000002, "text": " We have a notary public approving it."}, {"start": 21778.420000000002, "end": 21780.02, "text": " I own these LEGO sets now, right?"}, {"start": 21780.82, "end": 21782.620000000003, "text": " Once I stamp it, it's all yours."}, {"start": 21782.620000000003, "end": 21783.620000000003, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 21783.620000000003, "end": 21784.620000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 21785.420000000002, "end": 21786.620000000003, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 21788.420000000002, "end": 21789.420000000002, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 21789.420000000002, "end": 21793.02, "text": " It looks like I legally want to take the show that's all I need."}, {"start": 21793.02, "end": 21794.620000000003, "text": " I give up fucking LEGOs, LEGOs."}, {"start": 21794.620000000003, "end": 21795.420000000002, "text": " Get up LEGOs."}, {"start": 21795.420000000002, "end": 21799.02, "text": " So I wrote a very stern demand letter to bricks and minifigs"}, {"start": 21799.02, "end": 21804.02, "text": " Demanding that they gave me all of my $10,000 of Legos back, and they never got back to me."}, {"start": 21804.02, "end": 21805.02, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 21805.02, "end": 21806.02, "text": " Yeah, no shit."}, {"start": 21806.02, "end": 21810.02, "text": " So, I'm going to sue them in small-claims court, completely separate of Brian."}, {"start": 21810.02, "end": 21816.02, "text": " Now that there's two crimes committed against two completely separate victims, this is not considered claim splitting."}, {"start": 21816.02, "end": 21817.02, "text": " So, this is my side."}, {"start": 21817.02, "end": 21818.02, "text": " The blue whale."}, {"start": 21818.02, "end": 21822.02, "text": " If the blue whale works this well for me, it should also work this well for all my friends."}, {"start": 21822.02, "end": 21827.02, "text": " So, I signed up for a ton of more credit cards, took out a bunch of more money, and each of my friends"}, {"start": 21827.02, "end": 21829.84, "text": " about $10,000 worth of Brian's Lego sets."}, {"start": 21829.84, "end": 21832.32, "text": " $10,000 for you?"}, {"start": 21832.32, "end": 21833.32, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 21833.32, "end": 21834.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21834.32, "end": 21835.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21835.32, "end": 21836.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21836.32, "end": 21837.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21837.32, "end": 21838.32, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 21838.32, "end": 21839.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21839.32, "end": 21840.920000000002, "text": " You don't feel like a dead-dit bow?"}, {"start": 21840.920000000002, "end": 21842.86, "text": " I think I'm proud today."}, {"start": 21842.86, "end": 21846.66, "text": " I do it too every time I see Jason."}, {"start": 21846.66, "end": 21851.16, "text": " This is when we realized there's actually a big problem with our plan because we're"}, {"start": 21851.16, "end": 21853.04, "text": " now all $10,000 in debt."}, {"start": 21853.04, "end": 21859.04, "text": " If we don't pay the banks back soon, your interest is gonna destroy us."}, {"start": 21859.04, "end": 21861.04, "text": " Dude, what's the problem?"}, {"start": 21861.04, "end": 21863.04, "text": " Ten thousand dollars in debt."}, {"start": 21863.04, "end": 21865.04, "text": " How do we solve this dude? What do we do?"}, {"start": 21865.04, "end": 21867.04, "text": " Who's ass?"}, {"start": 21867.04, "end": 21871.04, "text": " Oh, it's been some time. Remember when he first got the booboo was hella like, Scabby?"}, {"start": 21871.04, "end": 21873.04, "text": " Ten thousand dollars in debt."}, {"start": 21873.04, "end": 21875.04, "text": " How do we solve this dude? What do we do?"}, {"start": 21875.04, "end": 21878.04, "text": " I got a little boot. I just got a little mark. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 21878.04, "end": 21882.04, "text": " Who's ass are friends if they have like, money to like loan us?"}, {"start": 21882.04, "end": 21883.0, "text": " to like, wanna ask?"}, {"start": 21883.0, "end": 21883.66, "text": " Take your damn-"}, {"start": 21883.66, "end": 21889.0, "text": " I'm in a lot of debt, and I just wanted to know if you have $10,000 to loan me."}, {"start": 21890.74, "end": 21891.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21891.4, "end": 21892.4, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 21892.4, "end": 21893.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think you're right."}, {"start": 21893.600000000002, "end": 21894.600000000002, "text": " Well, that's worth a try."}, {"start": 21894.600000000002, "end": 21895.600000000002, "text": " Michael!"}, {"start": 21895.600000000002, "end": 21897.600000000002, "text": " Do you have $10,000 to loan me?"}, {"start": 21901.2, "end": 21902.2, "text": " We need a gang."}, {"start": 21903.46, "end": 21904.260000000002, "text": " Middle-class shit."}, {"start": 21904.260000000002, "end": 21909.06, "text": " I just totally remembered that our friend Brian just made about $100,000 from all the Lego sets he just-"}, {"start": 21910.440000000002, "end": 21911.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 21912.04, "end": 21921.04, "text": " Yo you want some money? Yo here bro. Yo you need some bread? Yo oh my god. Oh my god he's a demon."}, {"start": 21921.04, "end": 21929.04, "text": " He's a demon. He's a demon. So we're in a really really weird people right now."}, {"start": 21929.04, "end": 21932.04, "text": " I just need $10,000 that's all. I'll give it back."}, {"start": 21932.04, "end": 21936.04, "text": " This is weird. I know, I know it's crazy but like."}, {"start": 21936.04, "end": 21939.04, "text": " Thank you, see you later."}, {"start": 21939.04, "end": 21942.04, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 21942.04, "end": 21943.04, "text": " Oh my god, I'm sure."}, {"start": 21943.04, "end": 21945.04, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21945.04, "end": 21947.04, "text": " Hey, come on!"}, {"start": 21947.04, "end": 21948.04, "text": " He's like a scumbag."}, {"start": 21948.04, "end": 21952.04, "text": " He's like a $10,000 loan, which allows us to now pay back the banks to avoid interest."}, {"start": 21952.04, "end": 21953.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21953.04, "end": 21958.04, "text": " And it says in the paperwork that once we win these four cases against bricks and minifigs, we'll pay Brian back."}, {"start": 21958.04, "end": 21961.04, "text": " Yeah, and we promise once we win this lawsuit, we'll pay you back."}, {"start": 21961.04, "end": 21963.04, "text": " Yeah, we'll pay you right back."}, {"start": 21963.04, "end": 21969.96, "text": " If you're thinking wait, how is all of this legal there has to be some type of catch and you're right there is fuck"}, {"start": 21970.04, "end": 21972.04, "text": " It's called sales tax"}, {"start": 21973.4, "end": 21978.84, "text": " Luckily for us in Oregon there is no sales tax. It's one of the only states that doesn't have it. This means that"}, {"start": 21980.36, "end": 21982.36, "text": " Back and forth to each other"}, {"start": 21985.600000000002, "end": 21987.600000000002, "text": " I think everyone's in"}, {"start": 21987.600000000002, "end": 21989.600000000002, "text": " I like it when you start, it's not big boy."}, {"start": 21989.600000000002, "end": 21991.600000000002, "text": " When you're just at the top, it's start of piling."}, {"start": 21991.600000000002, "end": 21993.600000000002, "text": " But I've even told you guys the best part yet."}, {"start": 21993.600000000002, "end": 21994.600000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 21994.600000000002, "end": 21999.600000000002, "text": " The best part is that all of this is another flashback."}, {"start": 21999.600000000002, "end": 22002.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, all of this happened a month ago."}, {"start": 22002.600000000002, "end": 22005.600000000002, "text": " So now let's fast forward all the way back to present day"}, {"start": 22005.600000000002, "end": 22007.600000000002, "text": " where I'm still talking to Josh on the phone."}, {"start": 22007.600000000002, "end": 22008.600000000002, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 22008.600000000002, "end": 22014.600000000002, "text": " And Josh has no clue that we've been preparing all of these court cases against him for the last month."}, {"start": 22014.600000000002, "end": 22016.600000000002, "text": " He's about to be in for the surprise of his life."}, {"start": 22016.600000000002, "end": 22021.160000000003, "text": " My gosh, yeah, that was bad. They there was not slacking and it was putting in pain"}, {"start": 22021.160000000003, "end": 22024.680000000004, "text": " I guess until the store closes, I guess I guess like it's back if that's the way you want to go"}, {"start": 22024.680000000004, "end": 22028.260000000002, "text": " But if not, I guess we're sorry for the papers today and then go to court"}, {"start": 22030.920000000002, "end": 22032.920000000002, "text": " No"}, {"start": 22038.840000000004, "end": 22044.640000000003, "text": " Thing about a boomer thing was they swear they smart game just cuz they older than they they swear they smart bro"}, {"start": 22044.64, "end": 22049.84, "text": " 8th where are you young gay? You're about to get fried by a young nigga gang."}, {"start": 22049.84, "end": 22050.84, "text": " What works? What works?"}, {"start": 22050.84, "end": 22053.84, "text": " You're about to get fried by a nigga in his 20s and you'll fit using some shit gang."}, {"start": 22053.84, "end": 22054.84, "text": " You're cooked."}, {"start": 22054.84, "end": 22056.84, "text": " We're gonna do it. We're gonna make the world work that way today."}, {"start": 22056.84, "end": 22058.84, "text": " Hope. Bricks and minifigs."}, {"start": 22058.84, "end": 22059.84, "text": " Where are you smarter?"}, {"start": 22059.84, "end": 22060.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22060.84, "end": 22062.84, "text": " The deal. Get the Legos back."}, {"start": 22062.84, "end": 22063.84, "text": " I'm in my 20s nigga."}, {"start": 22063.84, "end": 22065.84, "text": " Or they get served court papers."}, {"start": 22065.84, "end": 22067.84, "text": " And now we wait."}, {"start": 22067.84, "end": 22068.84, "text": " He's 31."}, {"start": 22068.84, "end": 22069.84, "text": " And they're waiting."}, {"start": 22069.84, "end": 22070.84, "text": " They're kinda boring."}, {"start": 22070.84, "end": 22074.34, "text": " That's the voice of a 31 year old man that sound like an old nigga with five kids."}, {"start": 22074.34, "end": 22081.34, "text": " Test of the day promoting my We Seal from Old People Company."}, {"start": 22081.34, "end": 22084.1, "text": " Good at www.wesealfromoldpeople.com for some awesome merch."}, {"start": 22084.1, "end": 22088.9, "text": " And if bricks and minifigs calls the police on me for doing this, then they owe me $5,000"}, {"start": 22088.9, "end": 22089.9, "text": " more."}, {"start": 22089.9, "end": 22097.58, "text": " I've been advertising my company for a pretty long time now, and I've gotten no reaction"}, {"start": 22097.58, "end": 22102.72, "text": " to bricks and minifigs, so I'm sending in a secret undercover agent to see how they're"}, {"start": 22102.72, "end": 22103.72, "text": " handling the situation."}, {"start": 22103.72, "end": 22105.72, "text": " Did he send in a fire shit?"}, {"start": 22108.72, "end": 22109.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22109.22, "end": 22110.22, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 22111.22, "end": 22112.22, "text": " Close today."}, {"start": 22112.22, "end": 22113.72, "text": " They closed early on us."}, {"start": 22114.22, "end": 22115.72, "text": " Uh, I think they're afraid of my loss."}, {"start": 22115.72, "end": 22116.72, "text": " Close today."}, {"start": 22116.72, "end": 22118.22, "text": " So, you're saying you're bullying again."}, {"start": 22118.72, "end": 22120.22, "text": " They closed up."}, {"start": 22120.22, "end": 22121.22, "text": " Oh, no way, no way, no way."}, {"start": 22121.22, "end": 22122.22, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 22123.22, "end": 22124.22, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 22129.22, "end": 22130.72, "text": " Hey, buddy, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 22130.72, "end": 22136.960000000003, "text": " the fuck was that trick shot in the middle of this video what you just do how you just do that"}, {"start": 22136.960000000003, "end": 22146.64, "text": " it's the next day now you know what that means it's go time let's go time let's do it let's do it"}, {"start": 22146.64, "end": 22151.04, "text": " let's do it let's do it let's do it I was talking to Josh on the phone he totally thinks that I"}, {"start": 22151.04, "end": 22156.600000000002, "text": " just made all of this up in the moment when the actual reality is we've been planning this court"}, {"start": 22156.600000000002, "end": 22163.320000000003, "text": " case for months. I'm not complaining because if Josh thinks it's fake then he probably won't show up to"}, {"start": 22163.320000000003, "end": 22169.56, "text": " court and if Josh doesn't show up to court we just win by default. So before I serve in many court"}, {"start": 22169.56, "end": 22175.320000000003, "text": " papers I'm actually first going to confirm Josh's beliefs and do something super duper fake"}, {"start": 22176.120000000003, "end": 22179.800000000003, "text": " that give him a world record for the most amount of LEGOs ever stolen."}, {"start": 22181.88, "end": 22185.000000000004, "text": " Not everyone can say that they're the best in the world it's something."}, {"start": 22186.600000000002, "end": 22189.640000000003, "text": " Oh my god, but it's fat. Wait, he look at it. This isn't"}, {"start": 22189.640000000003, "end": 22191.140000000003, "text": " Hi, I'm Robert."}, {"start": 22191.140000000003, "end": 22197.640000000003, "text": " I am Ryan. It is world record. Substitution. And I think you're expecting this, actually."}, {"start": 22197.640000000003, "end": 22200.640000000003, "text": " This is going to ward for bull. This leg was stolen."}, {"start": 22200.640000000003, "end": 22208.640000000003, "text": " I got to see her face change. She was happy. She was giddy as fuck."}, {"start": 22208.640000000003, "end": 22211.640000000003, "text": " I got to see her face. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no."}, {"start": 22211.640000000003, "end": 22214.640000000003, "text": " These dick is as demons. No, no, no."}, {"start": 22214.64, "end": 22216.64, "text": " Ready"}, {"start": 22220.7, "end": 22222.7, "text": " So it on a team"}, {"start": 22239.6, "end": 22241.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 22241.600000000002, "end": 22247.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, yeah, what what what you looking at what you're going down to go white why I'm getting my shit"}, {"start": 22250.640000000003, "end": 22252.640000000003, "text": " Stolen by a single franchise"}, {"start": 22256.960000000003, "end": 22258.960000000003, "text": " You don't know anything about this"}, {"start": 22260.88, "end": 22262.88, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 22263.2, "end": 22265.2, "text": " Guess called"}, {"start": 22265.2, "end": 22266.4, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 22266.4, "end": 22266.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22266.9, "end": 22268.2, "text": " And you weren't expecting it?"}, {"start": 22268.2, "end": 22269.3, "text": " I was not expecting it."}, {"start": 22269.3, "end": 22270.68, "text": " Success."}, {"start": 22270.68, "end": 22272.920000000002, "text": " Anything that gets delivered to the store now,"}, {"start": 22272.920000000002, "end": 22275.0, "text": " Brits and minifigs will probably also"}, {"start": 22275.0, "end": 22277.32, "text": " think it's fake, which is the perfect timing"}, {"start": 22277.32, "end": 22279.48, "text": " to serve all of these real court papers."}, {"start": 22279.48, "end": 22280.12, "text": " Yes, and it's not good."}, {"start": 22280.12, "end": 22282.2, "text": " To do this, they're not going to need a lot of people."}, {"start": 22282.2, "end": 22284.920000000002, "text": " So I started recruiting some people with a game I have to say."}, {"start": 22284.920000000002, "end": 22287.0, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 22287.0, "end": 22289.56, "text": " Here's your legal paperwork."}, {"start": 22289.56, "end": 22291.12, "text": " You have been served."}, {"start": 22291.12, "end": 22293.760000000002, "text": " The first lawsuit officially been served."}, {"start": 22293.760000000002, "end": 22294.84, "text": " Good luck, guys."}, {"start": 22294.84, "end": 22295.84, "text": " No resume?"}, {"start": 22295.84, "end": 22301.84, "text": " She's such a NPC gay."}, {"start": 22301.84, "end": 22310.84, "text": " Everything was going exactly the plan."}, {"start": 22310.84, "end": 22312.84, "text": " Well, until this happens."}, {"start": 22312.84, "end": 22315.84, "text": " Hey, can we just talk real quick?"}, {"start": 22315.84, "end": 22317.84, "text": " What did they just do?"}, {"start": 22317.84, "end": 22318.84, "text": " Are they closing?"}, {"start": 22318.84, "end": 22323.84, "text": " I told this employee to close down the store early to avoid any more lawsuits coming in."}, {"start": 22323.84, "end": 22324.84, "text": " Close?"}, {"start": 22324.84, "end": 22325.84, "text": " Yeah, she closed."}, {"start": 22325.84, "end": 22329.84, "text": " As soon as she saw us, uh, our pull-up, she started closing up."}, {"start": 22329.84, "end": 22334.84, "text": " So for the rest of the day, I'm going to continue to advertise my We Steel from Old People Company"}, {"start": 22334.84, "end": 22337.84, "text": " at www.westeelfromoldpeople.com."}, {"start": 22337.84, "end": 22344.84, "text": " I'm not doing any sales yet, but hopefully if I keep up all this advertising, people will eventually start believing in my company."}, {"start": 22344.84, "end": 22347.84, "text": " I've been freaking out over this piece of shit."}, {"start": 22347.84, "end": 22354.16, "text": " We had to close early today, so basically, I don't know, so there's been some guy like"}, {"start": 22354.16, "end": 22358.28, "text": " harassing us, because a lot of the Legos that we sell here are actually stolen Legos, like"}, {"start": 22358.28, "end": 22360.48, "text": " we just steal the Legos."}, {"start": 22360.48, "end": 22364.0, "text": " Anyways, we ended up getting the rest of the court papers."}, {"start": 22364.0, "end": 22368.36, "text": " Now I'm just going to fast forward a few months, and Brickson Minifigs hasn't responded to"}, {"start": 22368.36, "end": 22370.84, "text": " a single court case we've seen."}, {"start": 22370.84, "end": 22373.44, "text": " So I called the court to see what the next steps were."}, {"start": 22373.44, "end": 22382.12, "text": " So I don't see that there's been a response from anybody in the case, because they didn't respond to the reformer reduction for default judgment."}, {"start": 22382.12, "end": 22382.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22382.62, "end": 22383.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22383.12, "end": 22383.78, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 22383.78, "end": 22384.52, "text": " Well, thank you so much."}, {"start": 22384.52, "end": 22385.52, "text": " Let's run that."}, {"start": 22385.52, "end": 22386.02, "text": " Let's run that quick."}, {"start": 22386.02, "end": 22386.52, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 22386.52, "end": 22388.66, "text": " How long, how long, how long, how long, how long I gotta click?"}, {"start": 22388.66, "end": 22389.66, "text": " I just run that one."}, {"start": 22389.66, "end": 22390.46, "text": " I wanna run that quick."}, {"start": 22390.46, "end": 22391.26, "text": " We win by a small."}, {"start": 22391.26, "end": 22392.26, "text": " Let's, let's, let's, let's put it in front."}, {"start": 22392.26, "end": 22393.46, "text": " Congratulations, you won the court case."}, {"start": 22393.46, "end": 22393.96, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22395.059999999998, "end": 22395.899999999998, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 22395.9, "end": 22396.4, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 22396.4, "end": 22397.9, "text": " Hahahaha!"}, {"start": 22397.9, "end": 22398.4, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 22398.4, "end": 22398.9, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 22398.9, "end": 22400.9, "text": " Can you really talk to me?"}, {"start": 22400.9, "end": 22401.4, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 22401.4, "end": 22402.9, "text": " Look at all this shit!"}, {"start": 22402.9, "end": 22403.9, "text": " It's fucking crazy!"}, {"start": 22403.9, "end": 22404.9, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 22404.9, "end": 22405.9, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 22405.9, "end": 22406.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 22407.9, "end": 22408.4, "text": " Ohp!"}, {"start": 22408.4, "end": 22408.9, "text": " I think now-"}, {"start": 22408.9, "end": 22411.9, "text": " It's always time to go all the way back to Britson Mania, please!"}, {"start": 22411.9, "end": 22413.9, "text": " Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!"}, {"start": 22413.9, "end": 22415.4, "text": " And uh..."}, {"start": 22415.4, "end": 22416.9, "text": " I got a cute little piggy bank here"}, {"start": 22416.9, "end": 22417.9, "text": " They can put the money in"}, {"start": 22417.9, "end": 22418.9, "text": " And so..."}, {"start": 22418.9, "end": 22421.4, "text": " I traveled all the way back to Oregon"}, {"start": 22421.4, "end": 22423.4, "text": " To finally collect my money"}, {"start": 22423.4, "end": 22426.4, "text": " They're gonna pick you, man."}, {"start": 22426.4, "end": 22429.4, "text": " It truly is a beautiful ending."}, {"start": 22429.4, "end": 22432.4, "text": " This entire video, Brickson Minifigs, has been"}, {"start": 22432.4, "end": 22434.4, "text": " begging me to sue them."}, {"start": 22434.4, "end": 22436.4, "text": " I'm gonna get somebody to find you."}, {"start": 22436.4, "end": 22437.4, "text": " Soon they will."}, {"start": 22437.4, "end": 22439.4, "text": " You mean go hide back?"}, {"start": 22439.4, "end": 22440.4, "text": " Back."}, {"start": 22440.4, "end": 22443.4, "text": " Now, I finally followed their instructions."}, {"start": 22443.4, "end": 22445.4, "text": " They were too scared to show up."}, {"start": 22446.4, "end": 22449.4, "text": " There is no more legal loopholes"}, {"start": 22449.4, "end": 22452.4, "text": " and there is no more post-courting the problem."}, {"start": 22452.4, "end": 22454.4, "text": " now"}, {"start": 22463.84, "end": 22468.4, "text": " person many things finally has to deal come on bro hold on right"}, {"start": 22470.0, "end": 22474.960000000003, "text": " tidy why do you know like finally follow their instructions they're too scared to"}, {"start": 22474.96, "end": 22477.28, "text": " Now we gotta go back and repeat the build bruh"}, {"start": 22496.399999999998, "end": 22498.64, "text": " This is the peak Asmongold physique of it"}, {"start": 22498.64, "end": 22503.44, "text": " If Asmongold went to the gym for the next 10 years"}, {"start": 22503.44, "end": 22506.879999999997, "text": " I think this is the peak where his body could get in, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 22506.879999999997, "end": 22507.879999999997, "text": " The peak."}, {"start": 22507.879999999997, "end": 22512.719999999998, "text": " It won't get any better than this without steroids or TRT, whatever, things be pet-tized."}, {"start": 22514.079999999998, "end": 22517.359999999997, "text": " Finally has to deal with the consequences for their actions."}, {"start": 22517.359999999997, "end": 22519.359999999997, "text": " So what if theoretically it went to court?"}, {"start": 22519.92, "end": 22521.52, "text": " It turns out..."}, {"start": 22521.52, "end": 22523.52, "text": " It's nigga rockin' it though, he gotta swear."}, {"start": 22523.52, "end": 22524.02, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 22525.12, "end": 22526.32, "text": " You were wrong."}, {"start": 22526.32, "end": 22528.8, "text": " Would you then admit your sorry for everything?"}, {"start": 22528.8, "end": 22530.16, "text": " Yeah, I'm sure of course."}, {"start": 22530.16, "end": 22532.16, "text": " Yeah, I give him an inventory."}, {"start": 22532.16, "end": 22532.88, "text": " Kiss him."}, {"start": 22540.88, "end": 22541.76, "text": " Hold on, let's do it!"}, {"start": 22542.32, "end": 22543.92, "text": " Alright, hold on, who closed our door?"}, {"start": 22545.52, "end": 22546.16, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 22560.4, "end": 22561.52, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 22562.16, "end": 22563.16, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 22563.16, "end": 22568.16, "text": " That's a second!"}, {"start": 22568.16, "end": 22571.16, "text": " Wait, so how do I get into that?"}, {"start": 22571.16, "end": 22573.16, "text": " I couldn't believe it."}, {"start": 22573.16, "end": 22580.16, "text": " Literally one day after we filed motion for default judgment, they permanently closed down the store."}, {"start": 22580.16, "end": 22586.16, "text": " At first, it did feel kind of cool that our plan worked so well, it completely shut them down,"}, {"start": 22586.16, "end": 22591.16, "text": " but pretty quickly it sunk in that we are not the winners here."}, {"start": 22591.16, "end": 22594.24, "text": " The only winners today is bricks and mini figs"}, {"start": 22595.76, "end": 22600.6, "text": " Now there's absolutely no way to hold this store liable for what they did"}, {"start": 22600.6, "end": 22606.52, "text": " I guess bricks and mini figs was kind of embarrassed by this decision and forgot to mark online that their store is closed"}, {"start": 22606.52, "end": 22613.0, "text": " So over the next few days a bunch of negative reviews started coming in of people expecting an open store"}, {"start": 22613.0, "end": 22615.0, "text": " But then being met with this"}, {"start": 22615.0, "end": 22631.58, "text": " They never called me or anything to say the party would be canceled so I sat in the parking"}, {"start": 22631.58, "end": 22634.58, "text": " out with my son and all his friends showing up?"}, {"start": 22634.58, "end": 22636.58, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 22640.58, "end": 22642.58, "text": " That's a f*** yo bro."}, {"start": 22644.58, "end": 22647.58, "text": " Yo, that's actually f***ed."}, {"start": 22648.58, "end": 22651.58, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 22651.58, "end": 22655.58, "text": " If bricks and minifigs is too scared to show the world that they're closed,"}, {"start": 22655.58, "end": 22660.58, "text": " then the only way to let the world know is for me to give them an official closing ceremony."}, {"start": 22661.58, "end": 22669.06, "text": " I guess someone driving by happened to take a picture of the sign we put up and posted"}, {"start": 22669.06, "end": 22678.100000000002, "text": " it on social media and pretty much immediately we started going absolutely violent."}, {"start": 22678.100000000002, "end": 22682.660000000003, "text": " The entire world has now seen this crime that British media thinks is committed."}, {"start": 22682.660000000003, "end": 22683.660000000003, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 22683.660000000003, "end": 22687.940000000002, "text": " And because of this, they've finally marked on Google that their store is permanently"}, {"start": 22687.940000000002, "end": 22688.940000000002, "text": " closed."}, {"start": 22688.94, "end": 22690.94, "text": " I've been reading about this."}, {"start": 22690.94, "end": 22693.94, "text": " Bricks and me things. Salem, Oregon's got this sign on fire."}, {"start": 22693.94, "end": 22695.94, "text": " It's been over a week."}, {"start": 22695.94, "end": 22699.94, "text": " The sign is still up and people have been traveling from all over."}, {"start": 22699.94, "end": 22700.94, "text": " Just a comment."}, {"start": 22700.94, "end": 22701.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 22701.94, "end": 22704.94, "text": " If you drive through Cozier, you may have noticed a mysterious sign"}, {"start": 22704.94, "end": 22707.94, "text": " appeared recently outside the closed mini bricks and big store."}, {"start": 22707.94, "end": 22710.94, "text": " Permanently closed, we stole a family's life savings."}, {"start": 22710.94, "end": 22711.94, "text": " They sued WeLots."}, {"start": 22711.94, "end": 22715.94, "text": " By closing the store, we got out having to pay the family what we owe them."}, {"start": 22715.94, "end": 22717.94, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 22717.94, "end": 22720.6, "text": " This can't be the end for Josh though. Josh what needs to pay?"}, {"start": 22721.1, "end": 22723.899999999998, "text": " That Josh nigga needs to pay bro."}, {"start": 22723.899999999998, "end": 22726.899999999998, "text": " Close down his entire place of business."}, {"start": 22726.899999999998, "end": 22727.899999999998, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 22728.78, "end": 22732.879999999997, "text": " All for $200,000. I know that it is a lot of money"}, {"start": 22733.3, "end": 22736.239999999998, "text": " But you have a whole business where you're making money"}, {"start": 22736.94, "end": 22743.1, "text": " So much money and you should have just gained a shit man. Now you're cooked game. Now you part two. What?"}, {"start": 22744.1, "end": 22746.66, "text": " To not pay you a hundred thousand dollars"}, {"start": 22746.66, "end": 22751.86, "text": " I don't know like we didn't get the Legos back, but I mean we shut down an entire business like that's almost"}, {"start": 22752.36, "end": 22758.42, "text": " We didn't get the lewis do I get the Legos back, which is why even though bricks and mini figs closed down this store"}, {"start": 22758.42, "end": 22764.5, "text": " I am not stopping until we get this entire Star Wars collection back to its rightful owner"}, {"start": 22764.5, "end": 22767.38, "text": " I don't know it's just this video is going on for so long now"}, {"start": 22768.1, "end": 22774.46, "text": " Yeah, I bet you wouldn't believe me if I told you that this is still literally just the beginning of this Lego story"}, {"start": 22774.46, "end": 22777.96, "text": " And if you want to watch part 2, it's live right now on my-"}, {"start": 22777.96, "end": 22778.96, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK?!"}, {"start": 22778.96, "end": 22781.96, "text": " Patreon at Reckless Bed."}, {"start": 22781.96, "end": 22785.96, "text": " And part 2 gets insane."}, {"start": 22785.96, "end": 22786.96, "text": " Everybody just chill."}, {"start": 22786.96, "end": 22790.96, "text": " Am I allowed to react to part 2 on YouTube if it's on his Patreon?"}, {"start": 22790.96, "end": 22793.96, "text": " It's how the Lego video became the craziest video."}, {"start": 22793.96, "end": 22797.96, "text": " Also by subscribing to Patreon is the movie I've been making for the last year."}, {"start": 22797.96, "end": 22805.96, "text": " So there's a cost score every 50 feet just surrounding us and we were completely surrounded."}, {"start": 22805.96, "end": 22809.96, "text": " It was supposed to be for streaming services, but they all said it was too gnarly for TV."}, {"start": 22809.96, "end": 22812.96, "text": " So Patreon is the only way it can release it."}, {"start": 22812.96, "end": 22817.96, "text": " But also by subscribing and looking at lots of behind the scenes, full interviews, and way more."}, {"start": 22817.96, "end": 22821.96, "text": " Also, if you happen to work at Prix and MiniFigs and you want to see corporate do the right thing,"}, {"start": 22821.96, "end": 22824.96, "text": " send me an email here and I could really use your help."}, {"start": 22824.96, "end": 22829.879999999997, "text": " use your help lastly if anyone knows any Utah lawyers I definitely need a lawyer"}, {"start": 22829.879999999997, "end": 22835.64, "text": " because I am in some serious what the legal trouble now and lastly just know"}, {"start": 22835.64, "end": 22840.92, "text": " that I will not stop this mission until we get every single Lego back to its"}, {"start": 22840.92, "end": 22843.399999999998, "text": " rightful owner"}, {"start": 22843.4, "end": 22856.72, "text": " That video was fucking crazy game"}, {"start": 22856.72, "end": 22865.120000000003, "text": " What we need part two YouTube we need part two we need part two wait where were parts will be at"}, {"start": 22873.4, "end": 22875.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22880.120000000003, "end": 22884.06, "text": " Got arrested because of Lego is this part two is this part two"}, {"start": 22892.600000000002, "end": 22899.920000000002, "text": " Chat with that being said we'll watch part two tomorrow before we hop on 007"}, {"start": 22899.920000000002, "end": 22905.36, "text": " But that being saying you gotta pull it to the street tomorrow"}, {"start": 22906.36, "end": 22912.320000000003, "text": " We need this part two game. We need it. Yes, it is 3 30 a.m. I'm"}, {"start": 22913.52, "end": 22918.52, "text": " Come on. It's 33. Let's do it. Listen. You're so mean on the live, bro"}, {"start": 22918.52, "end": 22923.640000000003, "text": " We are gonna watch this tomorrow. We won't get this up on the YouTube tomorrow and be watching part two tomorrow game"}, {"start": 22924.280000000002, "end": 22926.600000000002, "text": " Bro watch it. It is 3 30, bro"}, {"start": 22926.600000000002, "end": 22928.600000000002, "text": " Is"}, {"start": 22929.660000000003, "end": 22931.660000000003, "text": " 330 gain"}, {"start": 22933.56, "end": 22936.4, "text": " We streaming a model and the next day and the next day"}, {"start": 22936.920000000002, "end": 22942.420000000002, "text": " next day and next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day"}, {"start": 22943.280000000002, "end": 22950.600000000002, "text": " Next day and the next day okay. Come on. You gonna see it tomorrow. I got you out niggas game. Come on, bro"}, {"start": 22951.000000000004, "end": 22953.000000000004, "text": " Stop it chat"}, {"start": 22953.340000000004, "end": 22954.54, "text": " Stop it"}, {"start": 22954.54, "end": 22959.24, "text": " It's gonna be okay. Just tune back in with the fan tomorrow. We're gonna watch right?"}, {"start": 22960.32, "end": 22963.940000000002, "text": " Come on chat stop it. Come on. I love y'all niggas. Come on"}, {"start": 22964.7, "end": 22970.3, "text": " Say back. I love y'all niggas. Say it back. You're gonna be back in a few hours"}, {"start": 22972.3, "end": 22974.3, "text": " Say it back"}, {"start": 22975.18, "end": 22977.18, "text": " So you're not gonna say back, bro"}, {"start": 22977.18, "end": 22983.46, "text": " Yeah, I love y'all niggas say it come on"}, {"start": 22984.86, "end": 22987.260000000002, "text": " You know let me go to bed sad, bro"}, {"start": 22989.58, "end": 22991.58, "text": " You don't let me go to bed sad, bro"}, {"start": 22997.38, "end": 22999.38, "text": " Sure, no"}, {"start": 23000.82, "end": 23002.82, "text": " One rivals"}, {"start": 23007.18, "end": 23020.06, "text": " fuck, is there any guilt?"}, {"start": 23020.06, "end": 23034.66, "text": " Oscar, let's go Oscar at PG, let's go Oscar at PG, Kevin Garnett, let's get KG, let's"}, {"start": 23034.66, "end": 23036.66, "text": " KG at PF"}, {"start": 23040.66, "end": 23042.66, "text": " Yanis was a baby"}, {"start": 23043.74, "end": 23046.62, "text": " 2010s on my roll the team. Oh era. Oh"}, {"start": 23048.1, "end": 23050.1, "text": " Yanis is a baby chat"}, {"start": 23052.66, "end": 23057.1, "text": " Every roll the era fucking go bro. It's why we"}, {"start": 23058.38, "end": 23063.38, "text": " Is why we roll the era. Oh, we got it here. We're getting here. We're getting here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 23063.38, "end": 23066.22, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it."}, {"start": 23067.5, "end": 23069.5, "text": " Most Malone"}, {"start": 23069.7, "end": 23071.7, "text": " We might get it"}, {"start": 23074.22, "end": 23076.22, "text": " Was Malone is calm, but"}, {"start": 23077.780000000002, "end": 23080.780000000002, "text": " We need Michael Jordan"}, {"start": 23082.54, "end": 23084.54, "text": " Detroit in the 90s"}, {"start": 23090.460000000003, "end": 23092.460000000003, "text": " Fuck bro"}, {"start": 23093.38, "end": 23094.22, "text": " Arrgh!"}, {"start": 23123.38, "end": 23150.780000000002, "text": " Oh my god bro how the fuck bro okay no team makers give me lake oh okay this is pretty"}, {"start": 23150.78, "end": 23175.539999999997, "text": " cool okay oh my god Atlanta do I want to even do era here 24 pp oh my god bro listen it's"}, {"start": 23175.54, "end": 23177.54, "text": " It's not enough put like that it has to be like"}, {"start": 23179.54, "end": 23181.54, "text": " Pissipi is not gonna be enough game"}, {"start": 23184.18, "end": 23186.18, "text": " Yeah, it's over bro"}, {"start": 23194.74, "end": 23196.74, "text": " Tristec house"}, {"start": 23200.98, "end": 23202.98, "text": " I need a world champion"}, {"start": 23203.739999999998, "end": 23206.079999999998, "text": " It's over again, it's over"}, {"start": 23207.7, "end": 23213.5, "text": " It's over is over again, it's over. It's over. It's over. Sure. Just walking. It's okay. It's up here"}, {"start": 23215.38, "end": 23217.38, "text": " It's okay"}, {"start": 23217.38, "end": 23219.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23247.38, "end": 23249.38, "text": " I ain't going for it."}, {"start": 23249.38, "end": 23251.38, "text": " Or magic, no no."}, {"start": 23251.38, "end": 23253.38, "text": " No no."}, {"start": 23265.38, "end": 23267.38, "text": " Yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 23267.38, "end": 23271.38, "text": " Do they take rebots into account or just points chat?"}, {"start": 23271.38, "end": 23275.38, "text": " Oh my god. Do they take rebots into account?"}, {"start": 23277.38, "end": 23287.38, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 23287.38, "end": 23298.38, "text": " No, no. Come on."}, {"start": 23307.38, "end": 23308.9, "text": " But I'm still sittin' up"}, {"start": 23308.9, "end": 23310.9, "text": " I'm outside, I got the boy Harris"}, {"start": 23310.9, "end": 23312.9, "text": " Rub a bitch in the 10 and the thousands"}, {"start": 23312.9, "end": 23314.9, "text": " Sliding through chugga-thru side of housing"}, {"start": 23314.9, "end": 23316.9, "text": " Nigga said the day in, but I doubt it"}, {"start": 23316.9, "end": 23318.9, "text": " Hit him up, you ain't do nothing bout it"}, {"start": 23318.9, "end": 23320.9, "text": " Rockin' round with a dope way, not me"}, {"start": 23320.9, "end": 23322.9, "text": " Gonna hustle and beg with the show what they got"}, {"start": 23322.9, "end": 23324.9, "text": " You gon' see what I'm on, show you what I'm made"}, {"start": 23324.9, "end": 23326.9, "text": " You know what it took, you were probably"}, {"start": 23326.9, "end": 23328.9, "text": " A cop to the cops"}, {"start": 23328.9, "end": 23330.9, "text": " Me go down, say, pour up the drop"}, {"start": 23330.9, "end": 23332.9, "text": " With the lean and the edges to look at the wild"}, {"start": 23332.9, "end": 23340.420000000002, "text": " Come on see what I'm on"}, {"start": 23343.22, "end": 23345.22, "text": " Yes, no"}, {"start": 23348.5, "end": 23350.5, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 23350.5, "end": 23352.5, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 23380.5, "end": 23399.82, "text": " I should just take this I should just take this I should just take this I should just take this and save my"}, {"start": 23399.82, "end": 23408.9, "text": " eris man fuck me my ass gang fuck me my fucking ass"}, {"start": 23429.82, "end": 23433.02, "text": " I can't go on my way. She'll find another I can't bite the bait"}, {"start": 23433.02, "end": 23438.26, "text": " 14-5-4, Cray will quit. He says I'm gonna do the face. 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