and
Yo
We got we got a one yo Spartan nigga
Y'all hear me y'all hear me y'all hear me
No intro we ain't doing no intro today for real
You ain't doing no intro today for how y'all doing how y'all doing how y'all doing
You hear echoes? The game on, bro? I'm knowing. I'm knowing, bro. I'm knowing, bro.
What's the score right now? What's the score right now?
How y'all feeling?
I wish I could watch right now, bro. Just keep me updated with the game whatever y'all can't but I can't watch right now
It's time to stream nigga. What's up gangsta was good, brother
Yeah, we got a good stream today game you got a good I was made goons ass stream alone
You let your goon sesh to come to the stream, honey. I
Can't I don't know that's a duck if that's W. R. G. Or or weird weird like what is that? Is that a W?
loyalty
We fucking with that
We fucking with that
That's loyalty. I have you ever done that though. Have you ever stopped the goal to fuck with your boy?
Is that like I would stop fucking if you sparked up
Wait, how does your niggas get me how does that make this you know you got to finish that brown
I want you to stop fucking after our boom and bro. You got to get your nut. I
just did
44
It's cool
A lot of, you know what I'm saying? It's a blessing. That's a blessing to make it a 44 years old
It's a blessing bro, congratulations
40, that's a big age. That's a big number, bro. Now everybody making 44 game. Real nigga shit, try 4-4
But Chad, look listen
We got a Creed segment today, maybe Creed X ombre segment too
But we got dog segment today check we got dog seven we got
We got creedy boy
And some more
He's gonna be in his raw food. We're gonna be in his daily food. You didn't I'm saying he'll be in that shit
We got a camera view setup of him and I have a GoPro to go on his neck
If you decide she wants to move out the camera frame, you can still see we're gonna switch POVs
You feel me? I'm an ingest. Hold on to the chat.
Listen, so that's gonna be good segments. Hopefully the nigga is hungry because Crete
is low-key picky and he decides when he wants to eat. So hopefully he doesn't hold me and
Doesn't fucking eat cuz the cameras is on same with umbra
Really the before dog and smart can't
What you talk about bro
What you talk about why the game came on and it just hushed me spoiled spoiled what?
You looking so good your chill chill your
burn shit
your burn shit, right
But listen as we do know chat, I don't have a creative director no more
Right we all know this right
And being that I don't I
Need y'all help right I
Got a plan shit you do with sin and Emily when they get down here, bro
What do y'all want to see me do with sin and Emily?
What do y'all
Come on, bro, we gotta make this live, bro, come on, help me out.
Things to do with...
With Senna and Emily.
What's the first thing?
Mind you, this is Emily and Senna, so don't say take them to the hood because...
Do not clip this, but Senna deserves her own special in the hood day.
You feel me?
Like, you feel me?
I feel like if she were to go in the hood with Emily,
she would have to go on alone already.
You feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
Don't clip that.
So don't stay in the hood.
That's off the tape.
That's out of the question.
Fishing.
Rivals Trio segment.
So Emily and Sid are on Florida.
You want me to do a Rivals Trio segment?
And nigga, my, oh my God.
The first time Chad is coming here, just typed OFF off.
What the fuck does that mean?
Wawa, okay, for sure got to enter Wawa.
Gigi, all this nigga gonna do is have everyone play Rivals.
Yo, what is this narrative, gang?
What is off?
Indoor skydiving, consider doing that.
Did she got like the, you know what I'm saying?
Patreon movie night, bro, what?
No, I wouldn't do that with them because they don't do patreon's so like you feel me dress
center your style
Right, I just said center and Emily are coming
Ho I said oof
Yeah, but they can double-type to say oof go carding dress Emily dress both of them
Get them both sleeveless hoodies. Yeah, come on come on come on
Dress each other
What are you talking about?
Swap nationally of a day
Dish track on agent
Agent deserves love bro agent deserves love. I'm not about to fucking diss them
Yo, y'all niggas are dog shit creative directors!
Kiss, coat, yo, dead ass, come on bro, I need help!
Make a song?
Ask Dimajae.
And what?
Jesus Christ.
Naliga, we're not about to give you ideas for free.
You've got to pay us if we can be creative directing.
Eh, what?
Before I say what I have to say, I am a feminist and respect women.
But how about cooking challenge maybe seems to makes the best sandwich or something and you're the judge.
Oh, guys!
Alright, let's do it. Two.
make your rage a sandwich yeah fire fire yeah yeah let do that let do that let
do that see who makes a better one we'll see who makes a better one let's see
You made a better sandwich.
Saying you should be the judge made it 50 times worse.
Pfft.
Brunson hurt.
Yo chill, don't lie to me.
Gun range.
Let's Senna do your makeup.
Yo gang.
I'll do Senna's makeup if she lets me do hers.
And wait, no, she's not just me,
she's just Emily's here too.
You can find the beating challenge, Senna,
maybe good at that.
I hope I might I might we might do an Applejack eating competition some Applejack's yo
shout out hot day 47 get your nigga appreciate those out of you appreciate those out of you
some damn season 7 crazy brunson's actually hurt yo chill what's your issue wait what's
my issue call a nigga you suck come on give me some more ideas bruh these
first two are calm these first oh I should have them do shall put them in
the body suit have created sacrum right now I think no I'm gonna do that
Pilates
Blind death-cooking competition
Right now the girls night. No, I'm not doing girls night
Swimming okay, no you're going down. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing why y'all saying these
This is swimming what the fuck you talking about you need this is horny
Boxing or karate
They do your makeup
Bro, bro, I'm not gonna be the only one getting
Blind deaf mute y'all want to do a blind deaf mute
You know what like how we do a archie you can we get aim back?
Blind deaf you I was doing blind deaf mute. Yeah, this will be so bad
What else give me some more options you are so shit at this Disney land
blind death mute the fuses are real bomb that's calm I like that they box you why
try Haitian food oh oh oh that could bus that could bus okay okay okay okay
Yacht party to V1 basketball
Is that too bad, but yeah, try and creed food
Okay, and practical jokes there's 20 v2 fucking reaction
to nms boxing no i'm flying out for page i'm flying out to support i'm flying my ass back
over here then i'ma do shaming center i need my dogs fighting gotta get the support game
and p5 you beat your ass one more time you get your ass beat one more time never flying out to
no boxing event for you ever again game never ever i swear to god you lose i don't give a fuck
I don't care.
Chill out.
Come on, man.
We got a lot here.
How are all the segments food related?
Wait, hold on.
We got it.
We got it.
We got to think about this.
Eh, what?
Well, whoever leaves through the last $500...
Who are these poor lads?
Yeah, we do 5,000. Swim to Cuba. Bro, when I swim into Cuba, gang, I finally love.
20v1 who's the no swim to Haiti
Try not to laugh atv riding fine
Make them super
What the fuck does that mean?
What is that? What do you mean by this?
Rate World Cup Songs. Try not to shit.
Try not to shit laxative challenge. I like that.
Hello, Chad. Shit.
Do something like what you did with Jake.
Build Creed a dog park or something.
Okay!
Wait, how do I do that with Jake?
What?
Make a song.
Last to get frowned by Creed, he has a gun.
Chad, that's a laugh of water.
Hotbust the Rolls Royce.
Whoa, chill.
Whoa.
Whoa. Who says they're allowed in the fucking double law game?
You know what they gonna do? Y'all have not seen me driving double law on shit in a minute.
And the first time Emily and Cynna come out, I'm in the double law, they can be like,
I know Rage's game, that's what they gonna do. They don't think I'm trying to swag and shit.
Oh, Emily, Ray thing, he's sling.
If you didn't have chat, you would genuinely just suggest to Cynna and Emily a two-day
Marvel Rivals marathon followed up by Kalshi segment with them.
Cringe all Emily drive this way through more something that's gonna be a fine hour segment cause y'all droolers
Yeah, what do you all live more rival sheet game, like what do you mean?
Hotbox then try not to laugh
What's up a drug?
There what? Last to fall asleep, pose the other two 100 subs, but the catch is every
two hours you'll have a shot of coding. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
Okay, I'll actually do that. Try not to sleep. Codeed every two hours.
Go find the Don Stonest Revolution. Go find the Dance Dance Revolution.
Oh, nigga just want to eat and drink.
right make math come on brah because let's just get to ten ideas at least
let's get to ten ideas blind dog walker through obstacles trap house gun range
hide and seek in the dark
I hate you not watching another dd episode chill
Buy fake protective gear and let Creed bike
Like, play.
Wait.
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay, how do I word that?
How do I word that?
No, play it.
No, no, chill it.
Michelin star.
Oh, we can do one of the Michelin Mondays.
Isn't she bringing some other?
What are you doing?
YG stylist.
What does that mean?
Are we like styling them?
find Korean huzz they style you build something oh we should for sure build
something like a like a fashion walk find a grand and Broward she don't live
Fucking prower you not Betsy you stale each other
Okay
Stalage I
I
I
Try and clean
Trying drugs tillist. Oh, yeah, let's do that
Okay
We really got so many drug-related shit here
Let's do it. What?
It can't be too late to get him back on the phone
Try and draw his tear list
And one build the dog park
Should we actually do I don't know bro
Previous too much of a man like you look at all the obstacles. You'd be like why aren't doing this shit today game
Lost in Miami drag brunch
build a boat yes we can fucking sink
stall each other
oh no banana and sprite challenge banana and sprite challenge how does that
work style swap oh okay stuff you know they're gonna make me look so big you
don't put a fucking crop top on me game they will tie that bitch go clubbing with
them you don't do banana spray style rosy oh my god I have rosy look like a
Swag it. I have Rosie look a swag it
This is what we got so far, bro. Yo, I need help bro. We need to get to 10 and my check is dog shit
Swag it challenge
go fishing have them have had them no
aerial yoga what the fuck is that car
shopping you style rosy
Sinistral's Colton. Oh my god, I'll swag the fuck out of fucking Rosie gang like I'll generally swag him out I
Will swag on end of good, okay
Wait, what is Emily gonna be doing
Yo, yo, yo Emily's coming too gang
Judge.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, slingshot, judge.
Jury Executioner.
Call AIM Segment.
Everyone style each other.
What?
Oh, no.
Cameraman fight to the death for 500 subs each. So, Rosy I fights Colton and unfortunately
Emily is her own cameraman so put her ass in there too.
Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, Sally each other with a budget.
Ooh, ooh. Ooh, okay, okay, okay. Maybe if we could throw a budget in there, Russian
Olympics we got to see who's best I
Don't think Rosie want to do that
I don't think rose out of the rose who wants to do a Kermit Olympics against Colton, bro
I don't think I want to do that, bro
I
I ain't trying I ain't trying to try your body
I wrote Ryzy, Ryzy, you him, Ryzy, you're him as fuck.
Ryzy, I know you him.
But, Manicolta, he him, he bein' the Gemini Day
doin' the little thing.
Puppy yoga, wait, what's puppy yoga?
Emily Dog vs. Creed.
What's puppy yoga?
Is there like a puppy yoga place we go to?
Oh my god puppy yoga that could be hard oh my god how are you doing my first dance
my own creative director how's it looking we cooking are we making it to stream
year nominations or what I think we could I think we could Joshua why does
Davis always do this every six months he comes in the chat just says my name
with a period he's always mad at me Davis why are you always upset with me
Davis Davis what's up bro are you gonna type
I'm not mad at you wait I'm not mad at you how are you Josh why do you type with periods
and shit. What are you talking like that? It is time, Josh.
Yeah, wait.
Wait, hold on. What are we talking about? It's time for what?
Hey, hold on. What are we talking about? What are we talking
about? No. I want to make sure we're on the same page.
What's the time for Davis? Hold on to I don't know. Like I
don't I don't hold on Davis.
They, they was chill, people watching bro.
You know I, Davis, they watching, cuz they gonna start crafting theories and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But you said this time, I know what that means.
That's all you gotta say, that's it.
That's all you gotta say.
That's all you gotta say.
I know.
Okay, back.
That's all you gotta say.
That's it.
That's it.
What?
That's it.
Um, play the 8210 game.
I actually do want to play that.
Oh, first of all, Davis, I have a question.
Do you think Davis is still here?
Chat!
What?
I've got it.
Emily is disgustingly competitive.
So set up all these challenges, but rig them to make her lose,
and when she's finally on the verge of a mental breakdown,
down tell her it's a prank and she won a free ten dollars on pill she with Cody
orange
keep it low keep it low that's so good that's actually so good that's actually so good
keep that shit low keep that shit low keep that shit low keep that shit low that's
actually a great idea gay yes yes but chat
I want to do a YG cookout gang, I want to do a little cookout gang, I'm talking to any
nigga in our universe or that we fuck with any streamer, any homie, I want to do a YG
cookout at the crib, no cap, but I'm going to need your help again, I'm going to need
your help creating the guest list gang, no cap, I'm going to need your help with this
guest list.
Yeah, I'll help you with this guest list. We need we need we I need help with the guest list
I didn't know who doing what who the lifeguard who on the grill who just on the guest bringing an item you don't understand I
Need some help chat
So let's first
Let's deal with the important parts not just the guest list who's gonna be on the grill
Who's gonna be on the grill
What's this?
What's this?
Things to do with Senna.
Wawa.
I lived on the East Coast, so Wawa is it new to me?
Make your rage a sandwich.
I will literally throw that shit out the window and I will shoot him with a gun.
Blind death mute, defusing a real bomb.
I'm down to do that.
Haitian food or creeds food my dog
Ever leaves the pool last I refuse to get in a pool with that man
Shit laxative challenge. I would be down trying not to sleep
Two hours challenge
Hold on hold on chat first down the job
Five to seven. There's only two who she ain't fought with only two on two three
Come on now and she even see the full list. She didn't see the drugs to your list. She didn't see the field the full list yet, bro
Come on, man. Five or seven bro. She fuck with the same. Oh wait, she fucked the blind death
She fucked the Haitian food. She fucked with the laxatives. She fucked with the codeine the why why she doesn't you've been there before?
You feel me? So four for seven for a four for seven
We cool we cool
I like the way she says certain things. I ain't gonna laugh, but I ain't on bad time right now
I ain't on bad time
Now who the fuck gonna be on the grill though check who gonna be on the grill
We need someone on the fucking grill who the best griller in the streaming community phantom
Finish the clip there's more to that clip
They chained up in a suit like stable handcuffed to my ski
I'm down for that that sounds good um
Wait, wait, who we getting on the grill, please tell me who's on the grill tell me who's on the grill?
Because I got a search the names of I could drag the images who's on the grill, bro
Adapt fandom we get phantom on the grill cash nasty. Oh my god. Yes. You're a David. You're a David
Oh, wait, no. I had him on a huzz entertainer, my fault.
Cash, Nessie, Nessie, you know what I'm sayin'?
That's the girl master I done.
Okay, who the bartender though?
Who the bartender?
We need a bartender gang.
Creed, what the aim? Ooh.
Silky.
They got me better just as fucking Silky, stupid ass.
I ain't givin' Silky no bar-
He gon' make fuckin' walk!
He put in walk and everybody drink!
Rosie an alcoholic he knows.
Chat, who are we putting on bartender, bro?
Who is someone like I?
I can see them as a bartender, bro.
Oh, wake.
Wake.
Wake or seer.
morgue pie wait morgue pie morgue pie be she be we can't have more past life
girl I'm trying to you know she give me the life girl such it see here you sure
you know what more past life girl who seer is the right choice I bet seer we
We will put Seer as lifeguard, I mean as bartender.
Seer is the bartender.
Who's the DJ?
Who's the DJ?
Who's the DJ?
My god, my god.
Was popo on lifestyle duty
They said popo on lifeguard duty. All right, Charlie. Hold on
Kitchen, all right, it can't be cutie Cinderella
Who we put in the kitchen Mari we got the money in the kitchen
Sinner
We got send in the kitchen to
I'm God so they can get her ass in that fucking kitchen
Mari if you're getting a kitchen
Emory you're asking in the kitchen to you just one of the motherfucking that little shit. You know, I should have one
It's cool
Send on Mari in the kitchen. I
Might put Mari in the kitchen only cuz sinners probably I'm see her next week. I don't
feel me
Senna Julia
Julia and Mari you okay how do I put more than all if somebody can make me an edited
picture of Julia and Mari just just just just I'll just have it as Mari right now but somebody
make it like a slash and Mari please a bond to send to me on discord so I can just drag
it Julia and Mari all right the plug I know my answer because it's more realistic I know
y'all saying flight but I don't think flight popping out it's out of the Greg
Greg or Chris game it's Greg or Chris or both right am I like it just it might
be Greg it might be Greg it bear it might be Greg it it might be surfboard
your audience. DEEE was good Niko. All three. Ah, hold on, surf board. Wait, hold on, okay.
We need three. Fuck, we got it. I really think Greg would be a good plug. I really feel
like Greg
fuck is what happened bro
what the fuck just happened what is this what's happening on my screen
We got Greg Greg's the fucking plug game
Greg's the fucking
Okay, who the bouncer chat just search your rage Greg
Oh
Shit, oh shit. Wait. Hold on, car
Hello, he got the picture with the AK. I don't know what we outweighed the mask legit
Oh Jose Jose your age Jose
Yeah, Jose, I gotta crop this picture of him. Hold on. Hold on. Save image ads. I don't want
I'm just playing I don't know
Save image at boom download
Where does that go that goes here? We're gonna crap this image right here chat. We gotta do our fucking us
We'll do some us how we cook this up chat
Bones I must I must some thumbnail shit watch this bars. I want some thumbnail shit. No no no cat. Hold on. I'm uh
us us
I'm uh edit us
I'm uh
Us us us us
All right now this is what I do this is what it is
Hello, hello, hello, hello, I'm a drag that little boy fucking like ease
Hello, bro. I'm on my mom. I'm on my creative director shit. Can't nobody tell me shit
Yeah
Yeah
He bouncing in shit by the bouncing my dog do be bouncing
Yeah, my dog be bouncing in shit
No cap. No cap. We're Joseb now. She's waiting on today. He'd be at the crib
All right
Huzz entertainer child. Okay, so if we're having a cookout, they got to be they got to be fine
My shit's in shit.
It gotta be hussin' shit.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like the backgrounds, like just to fill it,
to fill in the gaps and shit.
That's the roles in these things.
Who's gonna entertain the huss?
There's a few people for that job.
There's a few people for that job.
Yonah.
Marlon Duke.
Rock out
Rock out Lee
Yo, yo, we got to add it we need more than one huzz entertainer we need we need like three pictures here
You have Marlin
Duke
Rock out Lee. That's a trio. That's a true violence
Okay, yeah, that's the fucking trio again
That's a fucking trio gang
Dean cha put Dean there who's I put that realistically everybody type who's I put there for the hugs entertainer
Like this some real cookout shit, bro
Do you need so cool
It's a real good like you actually pull up Duke. I feel like Duke would be like 5050 bro
TK
Now bruh TK out the game bruh TK chilling you don't do that shit no more
You don't do that shit no more
You just be vibing lifeguard
I'm retired my dog retired. He's gonna be done with that shit. Okay lifeguard. Look listen in my opinion
We got options we got options
More positive option popo popo got no legs. He ain't saving nobody ain't got no legs
Popo legs don't work. He can't he need he need like a wheelchair shit
So we can't go popo
We need a real lifeguard I'm thinking along the lines like a
Emily cool, but like feel me like
More pie like someone would like I was a junior lifeguard in my past life
Jenny you ain't trying to pull it to the cookout Jenny you're not trying to pull it to the cookout
Austin show Jake future
You want Jake future
And popo
As the lifeguard.
Cinco and Lala.
Cinco and Lala what?
Emily is actually a good swimmer.
All right, who's our valet digger?
Who parking all the cars this year?
Who's our designated driver, Chad?
Who gonna be handing out a car?
Who do we trust with the cars
in the parking situations and shit?
Who we trusting, gang?
Who we trusting?
Rook High.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm going to age it before I go. You crazy fuck.
Rakaimanigou? Rakaimanigou? Raka?
Okay, these are all barred to change. We can change these eventually.
You're doing me wrong. You want Marlon as the lifeguard so the huskett in the water calls of his aura.
Think, Dadam and think.
Jake future will go to husband entertainer Marlin will be the lifeguard
Marlin Marlin will be the lifeguard
What's it what's an iconic Marlin picture?
What the fuck is that?
What's that iconic?
Oh, this one.
Oh my god, this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's gonna be the reason the cops get called?
There's always one.
There's always one.
There's always gonna be one.
There's always gonna be one.
Now, give me the guest list chat.
They also, every single person has to bring it out of them.
They gotta bring it out of them.
Give me the guest list.
What's the guest list looking like?
We can add more shit too, by the way.
We probably gonna have more than one plug.
Probably gonna have more than one lady in the kitchen.
You didn't know what I'm saying?
A.M.P.
Okay, do names at a time, do names, do names.
Let's do names.
Do names.
Just say names.
Actually, let's just do amp.
Let's just write the best group.
Amp and whoever is within amp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What should an amp bring?
One item.
What should an amp bring?
Tone.
Oh my God, tone like sunscreen.
Tone like shit for the, oh my God.
Tone all that shit lotion and shit outside and then spray it on a shine.
Vivette drip.
What the fuck?
You're so Haitian.
He talking about.
Alright.
Core boys.
What are the core boys bringing?
Marlon did a good time drinks we should let the corboys be responsible for the
drink I don't know bruh I don't know bruh the clip yeah I ain't a lot they're
bringing clips gang that's it they don't need to bring it we don't even have
them worry about no item talk to me people people who we and if they don't
need items then we coolin who else we bring what we bring Emily Emily got a
What's Emily's item to bring?
What's Emily's item to bring?
What's her responsibility for the party?
Oh, we need to bring REC.
Er, what?
Can I suggest some names?
O-S-C-S.
I...
Descifrost.
D-D-G. Asmongold.
Tecton. And Myse Keith.
You can thank me later.
What the fuck?
It was and we got already see what's already see bring
Should they bring the switch so everybody hop on a game? I'm gonna have an ingest chat
I'm not an ingest if anybody want to do some shit on a game
I'm such a like this we switch this shit over there some fight and shit over the next one do that
You can switch over to that with the chat you know I'm sad
games oh
Five five. This would be in just for the basketball court and just for the pool and just put anything to your own
I rest or whatever you want to do. Do you think I'm saying James bet?
All right
Dante
What the hell Dante go bring what the fuck Dante go bring bra
Domino's
Bucket hats snacks
was the DJ you know what nothing don't got to bring nothing he on brother
nothing don't got to bring nothing bring yourself down although he did but he got
to be said you boom box he's bringing me goggles yeah bring out the case
Nickney gong for the fucking pool game. All right. Well, what else? Who else? Who else? Who else? Oh, Max. Max.
We need Max out to cook out. What is Max bringing?
Toy from Thanos
The second me pieces
Huda
Coconut water
Dermal piercings drink for Thanos live performance
I would give a give him a
live performance
The circle in the Olympic room
The coconut water a live performance bruh baddie hub sessions
Invite my old Maya bring
I
Maya what is my brain? What is my brain push pop? Oh, no, we can't tell her brain ever come on
What's my go brain brah a unicorn a zoo? Yeah tiger bet
You're gonna bring a fucking tiger, bro
What else what else
Zs and Bulu oh my god
What is this and be look gotta bring not this just knowledge game
They gotta bring like a brain like wisdom like
Ready fucking knowledge one book a book
A book a book move cam. Oh shit
I bet okay we got we got a lot we still got people to bring we said a lot of
people to bring Joe Bart oh cock rosie I should bring the veggie might on some
Australian shit was Joe Bart bringing was Joe Bart bringing what makes it for
Joe Barth weed yaps
For weed
Okay, okay p5 p5 what the fuck is p5 bringing
or a yo what
must a gun just not just
bro I can't have a responsible for anything bro I generally just bubbles
Bring bubbles, bro. Bring bubbles. Yes, bring bubbles and shit. We need someone to bring decorations, too
Who else taught me
All the chair jay, of course case so well it is not gonna pull up the YG cookout gang
OSES
This is the first name I've said it and I got scared because I'm thinking about my house game
You know or OS yes item you're bringing more pot you're bringing more pot
That's how that's working. You can't come unless more pot coming on what you gain
No cap
Edward. Edward is for show on the list. What is Edward bringing?
check Barnes discord oh my god my goat my goat
Wait, come on Jack, come to, come to, yeah, Jack, come to it.
Jack, come to it.
I want to save this piece of shit, save the fucking copy image, can I just paste it?
I
Fucking image over here
Fucking hell what the fuck
God shit fuck come on
No, no, no, no, no
Oh look, well first of all, thanks for the gifts, I forgot something, who gifted me earlier than I missed, I feel like somebody gifted me and I missed that shit.
Let's not go, I heard a cookout, yes, Julia, Julia, you will be at the cookout if you still fuck with us, that is, I don't know if you fuck with me like that anymore, have a hurtful little minute, you know what I'm saying.
Hope you're good for him, but you're out there. You're gonna be with Mario right there in the kitchen
Yeah, you being a fucking kid raise some fucking food. Uh-huh. She's gonna be lit
That's a gangsta shit up
That's a gangsta shit
Yeah, look cook. I've got to lay out the layout right here
The layout right here do you?
Let's go
Yeah, this is layout layout just like this. Uh-huh
What do you mean? No, what do you mean like right here? You in the kitchen gonna be in the kitchen with Mario
Try that just like that. All right chat. Who was we bringing? Who was we bringing clover? Who clover bringin, bro?
What's clover bringin?
Kai
Graba fireworks
I
Back lover breaking whoever from global collect you only got far away. You ain't pulling up nigga. You know I'm sad
You self all you some yeah, you said for sure. What's used to bring what's used to bring a?
Mask
Um
What else it wasn't got
Hmm, what's we got? Hmm, sinner. What is sin up bringing? Oh, yeah, and we need Yana.
What's sin of bringing Rosie bring Rosie? Oh, Sinobon. She did bring cinnamon rolls. She
need to bring cinnamon rolls bro or she could make that now she should make
that she want to bring that Rosie and what else
look at this be Rosie
this be because it be Rosie ring Rosie if you're not if you don't if you don't
got Rosie with you don't pull up please don't pull up please don't pull up was
was good boy. Denny and Zoyle, yes. I wish I could add them without having to put it
what they're bringing. Denny bring tacos. Um, fuck. Alright, shit. I want to go lower,
but as of right now I'm gonna figure out how to make this this longer and each day we're
gonna add on to it. But Yana needs to be added to this. A lot of people need to be added
gang jsyncho ben do what I'm saying Austin hella niggas did it be
added to the motherfucker did he G hella niggas hella niggas snow a hella niggas
hella motherfuckers hella motherfuckers so this is not complete this is where we
are right now is where we are right now that should be calm we're gonna add more
spots for the huzz entertainers I'm gonna throw duke enough for the plug I
I might throw aim with Greg back here with maybe uh,
I don't know or we just might leave it to Greg.
Um, we gon' see, we gon' see.
We're gonna add more roles and shit.
We gon' be all right, we gon' be all right, we gon' be all right.
We gon' be all right, we gon' be all right.
Chat!
Huh, what we about to do chat?
What you think we about to do, Kyle?
What you think we about to do?
It's time to feed Creed.
It's time to feed Creed, Chad.
Creed, he eats raw.
He's on a raw diet.
80% meat, 10% bone, 10% organ.
Me, I don't have enough time to meal prep every week.
All the food for eight, nine dogs.
So I no longer go to the butcher and get the meat and weigh out the organs myself.
buy a complete raw blend that this this person I know doesn't for me messages up
for me and all that shit so it's gonna be calm but I got accessories I'm gonna
add to it all that shit it's gonna be good it's gonna be good I just hope
Creed eats cuz Creed he's a bougie one he just really he likes to eat when he
likes to eat when he wants to eat and where he wants to eat okay umber on the
other hand she eats anything but umbra is a tricker she's a she's a she don't
trust she don't trust new environments umbra is this is a very skeptical lady
okay so she's just seen on the camera she'll be like this like what the fuck
going on why are watching me eat which but what are we doing so hopefully they
fucking eat their food cuz all the other dogs already ate gang um my dogs be
like four pounds a day so four pounds of meat a day so we gonna see umbra and
created I had they did her so they about to get like two pounds of meat 2.3
pounds of meat and what they said she's gonna let um Colton come here with the
camera go down and chat I'm gonna have to game on in the bathroom no cap I'm
having low dough cuz I gotta see what's going on you cute as hell yo
appreciate you yeah yo it's almost at seven lit we got some lit reactions to
I think but one of them mad long is this Colton's last job
I'm asking
What if this is me and Colton's farewell tour tonight, and I just wanted to use them one last time
What if that's the case?
Only time to tell.
Hey, Carl Teaser.
What up?
How you doing today?
I'm excited.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know what this is like, I say.
We put a go out there and watch Korea have Korea eat your shit. Oh
Shit for the be five
Shit for the be five. Yeah
No, this is the usual venison and she got it. I think I can tell you just a cow some beef
For me on some gangster shit
So yeah check we switched over
We switched over so trouble whenever we should great
I
Good
No, cuz I just you help me out so much
And the streaming share I appreciate you. I appreciate everything you do. No cap
Yeah, you like you like my sheets
It's where the fucking action go down
I'm planning on a sexual maybe
And I'll be going my fucking bed
all right chat
Creep boy
Creep boy, are you hungry?
Wait, oh
I know you love your chat. Look, let's be a GoPro on Creed. So if he gets a little messy look at the fucking spot
We got laid off on bro
Look at the fucking spot. We got laid off on game. Yeah, like that nigga. I know I'm gonna be eating like king
For each time I
For each time up. Okay, so yeah, they're gonna just prep the food a little bit. Oh
Colton
You could talk to them
Okay for like 15 seconds while I go and get the raw meat, but before I do that
I need the remote for the game. I need to see that game on I have I must see the game on I must
Yo, Chad, why that Sinclair nigga look like he, he a J-syncho variant, Julian Newman variant, Marcus variant, them light skin niggas with the goatee and long hair, bruh?
You know what I'm saying?
Is it on your 2TV?
I risked my life, I risked my life, I got too high, yeah.
It might be on Peacock.
It might be on Peacock?
You're crazy.
What? That's what it was? You're fucking crazy.
What?
You're crazy.
Okay, now I'm not signed into YouTube TV. I'm not signed into YouTube TV. Why are you
signed into YouTube TV Colton? I don't know if you log out. I'm the fuck what I log out
of my YouTube TV. There's a lot of people that come in and out of this house. Okay,
don't you can't say it like that because they don't think a lot of people are not saying,
You know, of which type, but I mean,
people coming in and out all the time.
Yeah, it's like every house has people coming in and out
all the time.
It's like a regular house, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, regular amount of people.
What's fucking channels NBA finals on, to quote me?
I don't know, I suggested Peacock
and he told me I was crazy.
But
Are you are you okay? Are you good like what's happening like what's happening? What's going on today? You sassy?
Interesting
Now you good
We got no problem
Yeah, we're culture brother or who do plus like TV? We're culture brother. I don't know we're cut to my
Cuz I what the fuck gang?
That's not my shit working, but
Smack him coaching
ABC yeah, I'll got cable like that, bro
It's really just on my teeth my smart TV says oh it's from this app and I click it in our gold game
but I'm signed out of my shit bro mark mark left yeah
Colt you really gonna piss me to fuck off I don't know your past you're gonna
piss me off can I have your all your passwords can I have all of your I'm
gonna sign in with my QO get up to the camera face I'm gonna sign in with the QR
code
fucking the future bro you decide you just take a picture fuck the screen you
You just log in to your account and shoot it.
You thought we was gonna have flying cars and shit,
nah, we'd be logging into TVs with our phone.
Century six, you know what I'm saying?
I wanna chat one second.
Sounded in, so I could, oh, it's here.
YouTube TV, you can show them.
All right.
Yeah, just like that.
Mm-hmm.
Go get it fucked up.
Skip, fuck nigga.
Put the fucking spurs.
Put those on.
Yeah.
I don't care about DMCA.
You can show the game.
Oh, shit.
All right, Nix is down by 10.
All right, give me about 10 seconds.
I got to get the food.
What?
No, I can handle my.
Oh, so you can talk to him?
Yeah.
I don't know if it will touch you, but OK.
They're just kind of weird.
Yeah, no, I get some of them sometimes.
What's up, guys?
Wait, hold on.
I don't have a free hand to do this.
Wait, I gotta come over here in my laptop.
What's up guys?
What up?
Oh fuck, it was literally less than 10 seconds.
You guys don't give me information.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just, yep, yep, we're good, we're good.
Yep, mm-hmm.
Hey, creepy boy.
Yes, we are going to be
feeding my 150 pound, well he's like 143 right now.
pitchball creed. Yes, you're a good boy. He has a GoPro on. Can we switch to his camera
view to see what it looks like right now? Yeah. Chad, we're gonna go to GoPro camera
quick. I don't know how fast we need to do that though. There aren't like there. Oh my
God
Alright, hey, that's it all we're gonna go to the man the main POV now
So look pretty I've got your food for you
We're gonna be making some food. I know you hungry. I know you a picky ass eater
You eat what you want and how you want it. I know you game. I know you but we don't get you right
This right here
Is 80 10 10
beef
80% just beat me 10%
bone and 10% organ liver you gonna find on that barb die shit
What the fuck my knives out what's not for me?
I'm gonna cut some of this shit up. I know you my good
I'm not gonna wait I usually wait a shit cuz
They eat like cream eats like
3.8 pounds of meat a day and my other dog like people five some of me three
But I'm a bullet today. Fuck it
If it's more is what?
I'm a bullet today game
Here a half this morning
So it's not gonna be as much as one BM here
Give me give me this food already chill nigga
chill
Yeah, you're not afraid of like raw bloody shit like organs and shit
I just have to go to the butcher and cut up fucking liver and fucking
Heart even though heart counts as a muscle meat for like chicken heart. They kind of has like a muscle meat. Oh
Yeah, dig that piece of fucking
There's beef liver in here, give me a,
you smell that shit, Coyne?
It's like a fucking dying fucking deer.
There's real fucking cow shit right here.
It smells like a burger.
What's about this shit?
Tell me you smell like a fucking burger, Coyne.
What's not, yeah, it's a burger?
Yeah.
Uh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get right, let's get right, Coyne.
I believe this is like 2.5 pounds right here.
He had a pound earlier,
this us that like this, it's making pretty.
It's trying to make it pretty.
Yeah, it's making pretty.
I'm gonna be honest, on the camera, I mean, off-shrim.
Yo, my dad's a picky eater too.
I've been trying to help make sure that you,
you know what?
Create your inventors today, gang.
You ain't eat your zucchini and all that.
I don't give a fuck.
All that sassiness he'd be doing.
He'd be leaving his fucking blueberries in the chip,
my nigga like chill bro I mashed it up so it gets all the fucking smell of the
inside of the shit in there fuck I'm not gonna use this thing
Cree, come on over here shall we, you're gonna be talking me out of oh no
how in the hell no, how many animals y'all got, cause you get something that's safe
What I mean by look
One three zero zero one cat two dogs in the cat
Three done. What I thought I was watching love on there
And they were like are you a cat person or dog person and the third option was a plant person my nigga?
What the fuck and a nigga actually went to the plant side
How the hell you don't like animals at all, bro. All right, first time I'm putting them. It's a tripe
That's what they digest in this shit really good bacteria in there for the gut. You know I'm saying I
Want to make sure all my dolls are shit and good some green tripe
Oh, okay, hold on to cut it like this fuck that shit because I did that right did that right did that right?
Look at this massiness check.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Some green trash and looks fucking tasty, huh?
Some green fucking tripe right there.
Smells like shit too, but they like that.
They love that shit.
Get them out right there.
Get them out right there.
Crazy, you better eat your fucking veggies today, gang.
And no, I don't eat these blueberries. This is a crazy blueberry. So when shit gets mixed, it don't fucking matter
My dog blueberry throw a little spring of blueberry right there on the corner like that some like those some like those
Oh, I need my my greater. I love Mark, bro
That shit really smell like some stank pussy, bro
They really smell like some stank pussy
Yo, that's just not like some stank pussy like yo, bro. That's just stank, bro
That's all he said.
Man, that shit smelled terrible, bro.
That trike smelled like some shit.
I don't know why dolls be liking that shit.
I don't get it.
I don't understand that shit.
Never did it.
All right, we're gonna get a little zucchini action
going on, you know what I'm saying?
Pretty big zucchini, huh?
Too big, honestly.
It's a little too big?
Yeah, I think that's way too big.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think these are good sizes, Zutinis.
What you think, Shaq?
Shaq, what you think?
I ain't gonna be performative.
My chef usually cuts some of my Zutini for me game.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
She usually has all my sectioned off and shit,
so I'm gonna make the food.
But I'll do it for the fucking, just for now.
I ain't gonna do the whole thing cuz he ain't gonna eat
Bro this nigga be ducking his fucking veggies bro. He'd be ducking them, bro
Not today don't play
Not today. Hey blue bear got some good antioxidants. All right, you feel me shit. Shit good for him shit good for him. Oh
Cortese
How did delivery come? So your player won again for the next 15 to 20 seconds.
Okay.
No, that's fine. I'll just figure something out. You know, he just keeps taking the mic.
I don't know. He keeps breaking shit. He keeps taking shit. His break, I've been
Over to the house probably like eight times just to fix shit because he keeps breaking. What's up, Chad? What's up guys?
Colton blink twice
I'm perfectly fine guys. I don't need help at all. I'm good. Oh, what's up?
No, that's fine. I got methods
I got methods to cope me I sure do
Yep, yep
Listen, I got some turkey neck for my dogs
Give them some crunch, give them some
I already got all their bone percentages, but
I just like, I like giving them some bones
I don't know, satisfying, they like the shit too
They're little fucking bony shit
I'm wondering, should I give them?
They have one turkey neck already early
I'll give them one
Two challenge plers!
I just don't want to waste it
If you waste it, I'll give you the umber.
If you waste it, I'll give you the umber.
You know what I'm saying?
Did that right? I did that right? I did that right?
Okay.
Oh!
Yes, the sardines.
Test sardines are good for your fucking dog,
but not too often.
Like two times a week, I'll give them sardines.
I'll give them like two. Only the ones in water.
I'll give them one in salt or nothing.
In water only.
None of the ones in that tomato shit.
nothing water only no salt added don't need all that extra sodium and all that
bullshit they don't don't need all that did that right I did that right I did
that right maybe it's just a dog you're just a fucking human you're just a dirty
little scoundrel little fucking scumbag gang just a fucking dog who the fuck
Who the fuck are you, my nigga?
Who are you?
Just a fucking human.
There's like eight billion of y'all niggas.
Fuck you.
It's just a dog.
Piece of shit.
What are eggs at?
Did Mark ever get that egg?
Yeah, they came out of the eggs.
I did that right.
I did that right.
I did that right.
We put it in the other fridge, you think?
Yeah, I think so.
Alright, fair one, one more time.
Okay.
Cool.
You're good?
Not in there Colvin.
Yeah, I don't know, I'm using it.
I'll just use a little bit.
I'll just use a little bit.
You good?
Not in there, Carlton.
The egg isn't in there, Carlton.
It doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what it was, but...
My fucking eggs, Carlton!
Where's my fucking eggs?
I didn't get them.
I saw them walk in with them.
Oh, you just saw him walking over there.
Oh, look what the hell is that?
So sassy, man.
Who's sassy?
Who's sassy?
You.
I'm not sassy, man.
I'm chilling.
I want to move my hands.
Come face my screen there.
Come accept yourself for me.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
Say it, Luz.
Oh, cool.
You funny?
You a funny guy?
Nobody even says that, by the way.
I don't even want to be that guy.
I got like a chicken.
Weird, and there's these very big dots and L's and shit.
And when I bring people on the stream, I don't know how that sounds.
Cause some people don't know how to handle that internet shit,
but don't take it to heart.
Tell us, you know,
so if you see chest,
women,
L's all type of dots and shit,
they drag a little bit,
but sometimes every drag has some truth with me.
Hear me?
All right, chat.
We got some 80% beef,
10% beef organ.
We got beef liver,
10% bone, we got two turkey necks, some zucchini, two sardines, blueberries, green
tripe, so good for your dog, good for the digestive system, and an egg. Hopefully
Creed is in the mood for some food, this is, usually it'll be a little more than
this, but Creed cheated and had a pound of fucking meat earlier today and I had to
stop it because I fucking out, I was doing this shit. So yeah, usually it'll be a little bit more meat.
Now it's if he's in the mood for food and if he's not in the mood for food umber will be gladly
Eat this hopefully pretty boy. Where are you?
pretty boy
Pretty boy
Hey, you
Mmm
Yeah, hello food and all that shit. Yeah
Can you come for me?
Are you hungry pretty boy come create
You hungry create I don't know if you're hungry if you're not hungry. It's okay. I'm gonna eat
I'm gonna eat. I'll be right over here
Don't pay me any mind. It's you and your food
Don't pay me any mind creative. I know this camera doesn't as awkward for you. So you don't know what's going on
Yes, mm-hmm sniff it out. I
Know you don't like this you like to eat on your own you like what are these lights gang? I'm not fucking with this shit
They're gonna take it from you you good baby boy
I'm not it's okay. Yeah, I know I know this camera's a lights and she you don't like that shit. I know
Oh, you're not used to it. You don't really care. You're just not used to it
Thank you very much, you are such a full-time go-go, you deserve to be my friend, I am a full-time go-go.
I'm wondering if he's gonna leave that other shit.
Yeah, some of them sardines right there, but
Oh yes.
He thought I wanted more turkey day.
No, man.
And I've been taking food.
Can you do that, dude?
I
Know
Just why they're eating literally just easy as fuck this is weirded out because there's cameras and shit like I said
Boy good boy really why they just touch upon a facing shit and when they get older they don't do fuck
What your fucking hand in the mouth when they got food man, okay?
Now you can be in I caught my hand in my he's about nigga stop it
Yeah, I know how you eat this shit game I know how you eat this shit bruh, but you eat it
I think that's how it is now.
That is good.
He is a gentle gentleman.
He has no homegrown.
You know, you like to have no homegrown.
Yeah, you like to have no homegrown.
What's that?
I think that's a good bit of egg.
I don't know why you're playing with it, she was like serenading that shit.
Well, the dogs didn't sing food yet, unless they go through phases, but some of them go
through phases where they like turkey, or they like pork or something, or they like chicken,
Or they never had a face would be there was a beat that's maybe playing is going like
friendly
Karma doesn't fuck with chicken. I'm like what?
Then she's not like chicken. I don't worry about it. I
Good great. Hey
Come with just like me
What I realized is that keeping up with the rock diet is so much money, bro.
The shit is damn great, man.
Going to the butcher was cheap, though.
Going to the cheap.
But getting like pre-made, um, 80-10-10?
Yeah, it should be sometimes.
A lot.
They're gonna leave me the blue beard.
No, that's not food, gang.
They're gonna leave me the fucking beard.
Yo, he always leaves his goddamn blue beard.
Sometimes he will eat them seeds, but most days he leaves them almost.
He won't eat up that tripe, he won't eat up that turkey next to them.
Chats, should we do umbra 2 or do umbra off string and then get into reactions?
Stuck in.
Got to get some veggies with the feet.
that
number two, I stay with greed, I'm gonna start
making a hunger shit
at this point, this is where we have two cans
watch greed from there, and then we're gonna make a shit
put the can back on, uh, Gio
Oh my God.
How was it, Craig?
How was it?
You know what I'm gonna do?
Something like that can do very soon.
Sometimes.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
I'm gonna hit some big hits.
I'm gonna hit some big hits.
I'm gonna hit some big hits inside of the meat.
You understand?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh my god, bro.
This is basically a shot from all of this.
The corner of the back of the leg.
My hypocrite.
I ain't gonna lie. She got a little bit too much meat.
You fool oh just make a fool I got her I did give you a lot of food because you ate earlier
today too game one point game
to be the fourth quarter chat. We all got one in this game. We need Predix. We need Predix.
We need Predix overly, gang.
Oh, they make the crown scene. Hold it there. Your crown scene. Very bloody. I did that right. I
did that right. Oh my God. Wemby. Was that Wemby?
Oh
I want I look want to play at 80 80 that NBA season game chat. I'll be calm. I
See niggas posting a screenshots and shit
Bruster you just oh
Hell no
You won't go outside
Come on.
Yeah, I can't guarantee the camera on the outside.
Oh, he don't want to.
You want to go outside?
Good boy.
On God, he don't want to go outside.
What you looking at?
You're being weird.
If you can't get him out, it's if we start going from one point to another.
Yeah, that's straight.
We have to switch it over to Umbra anyway.
Or we might not do cam for Umbra.
We're not gonna do GoPro cam for Umber actually.
I have to take out the same type of stuff.
Nah, you are so good.
We are not doing that cam for Umber.
I had the 3D print back in like 30, 40.
Nah, you good, gang.
Yo, Colton's a fucking freak.
He 3D printed a mount for Creed, gang.
Creed, why does Creed look so worried right now?
He's like, I feel like he got violated.
He's like, I just ate in front of thousands of people.
You gonna get a picture with you in the creed?
Yeah, come on, creed.
Why do you look so worried right now?
Oh, I think, is it the thing on your neck?
You want it off right now?
You don't need to have it on anymore.
You do good.
Good boy.
You don't need to have it on anymore.
Yes.
Yes, freedom.
Freedom from the, that was the first time
with a GoPro on chat.
You do good?
That was the first time with a camera on his fucking neck.
Good boy, that's another thing I put a camera on that while you're eating.
Boy.
Good boy.
Yay.
Alright, nigga.
Actually, let me get that bone broth real quick.
Did that right, did that right, did that right.
That's you!
That's what I was thinking.
But Umbra's more freaked out than Kree.
Umbra's more of like a, what the fuck is going on?
Why are these cameras here?
Kree is more of a, uh, this is not usually where I eat.
I like eating outside.
I don't like eating in the house.
Is this a prank?
Kree boy, hold on.
Put a camera on you.
I'mma get it.
Gorn, does that work?
Does that work for you?
If not, I'll get him to do it, I mean.
You ready?
I'm busy!
I'm busy!
Hey, Y'all B.
Oh girl, girl, you're that thick.
I guess so, thick.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Once the GoPro works on her chat,
I don't know if she's gonna fuck with it.
Let's see if she's gonna fuck with the GoPro.
All right, Lyle.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
Stay still for me, honey.
She's like, what the fuck?
What the hell are you, why is it so heavy?
I'm put on the first latch.
Oh no, I'm put on second.
All right, if you're not fucking with it, I'll take it off.
Oh shit.
She's, I don't feel good, don't you feel good?
You good on me?
I mean, you good on me?
You good on me?
You good on me?
Yeah, you good on me.
Alright.
I mean, I got some food for you.
Oh, let me clean up Creed's mess.
Can you just lift up that, um, she's gonna follow me.
Lift up Creed's shit, yeah.
I'm brah, I know you're confused, thank you, I know you're confused, umby.
It's time to eat, umby is he?
Umby, she's smart though, she's sensing a setup, yeah, food, yeah, food umby, food umby,
She's not fucking with it. She's like oh hell no
Food unbeat. Come on. I'm busy
Yes, right here
Look
Yeah, I know the camera yeah, it's your food. There's nothing wrong with it. It's the same one nothing wrong with it
There's nothing wrong with it
Big girl what what she's not fucking with the lights. I ain't gonna lie shit. Okay
You want to eat off straight
Hmm
I'm gonna give you some time
I need some time, if you don't eat, you eat up straight.
I'm beat.
Be easy.
Want some food?
What happens, Colton, if we walk away from the road, we're going to be in trouble.
I'm gonna leave her alone with the GoPro camera.
You think she will eat?
We got two cameras on.
Oh yeah, we don't even need her.
Yeah.
Alright, let's walk away and see what she does when we're not watching her.
I really think it's a nice fucking life.
That's okay, I'll be.
You don't gotta eat if you don't want to.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
She's not following me.
Bumblebee, I ain't no frugit to eat there.
You eat whatever you want.
I'mma leave it out in the living room for you, all right.
That's not, that's not the end of the game,
it's just weird, you know.
Yeah, go ahead and do it.
She's like, she's the only one of my dogs
that hasn't even loved Kate.
Everybody knows like, like Kate.
I mean they do, but not like us.
All right.
That's a safe spot, she fuzzled it.
She loves her kitty, bro.
Yeah, shit.
87.7?
You like?
Still weird.
I see the camera.
You're not fooling me.
Alright, I'm gonna go finish my stream.
I'm gonna leave you alone.
stream I'm gonna leave you with your food you finish it when you want I am be
I'm gonna finish my stream okay but I think I see this game though Colton I
think gotta see this game though Colton Chad do we watch party this
fourth quarter yeah do we watch party this fourth quarter I'm working to run
around with the yes yo chat it is nine minutes left to the fourth quarter 80 79
oh no where's the volume
Echo of doom all of the echo from the gopro probably
Yeah, if you see her eating or something Jill you could turn it on
83 81 cat with the rock
Oh, gee, us.
Oh, that dick is hooping.
That dick is hooping.
That dick is hooping.
Oh, my god.
Chat, what is happening?
Yo, they are hooping.
Wait, is she in?
Your blanket's in your food, huh?
Oh
Good oh
My god, there was a helicopter if he hits that
Chat oh my my board get that fucking board
Just can't whooping this game. Oh my god. Good. Hey, what what I think was terrified that it was scared
She's not hungry. I guess no, she's being weird. She's looking she's anxious
This is all for schedule
They usually finish eating by five p.m. Bro
Cat is hooping cat going crazy. What about brunson was bustle hoping
Yo, I'm bro face the screen real quick I'm busy
What's up on here?
Baby girl.
Hey, hey, you got raw meat on your face.
And your breath.
You understand me?
You just want kisses, bro.
Nobody understands you, bro.
and you don't
shit
eighty six eighty four i think right that
oh yeah yes but
nobody understands i'm busy
four
What's that what's the score chat 86 86 actually
Yes, baby, yes, baby
86, 30, wait, what?
Umbra, keep the cam on the TV.
No, you don't need to do that, Umbra.
You don't need to do that, Umbra.
I have a weird feeling she needs to shit, though.
So I'm gonna let her go outside, no cap.
Take this camera off.
GoPro camera off the screen, uh, Gio.
Gigi!
Gigi! Frozen bot, bro. I'm a thinker, bro.
I be having to think sometimes and shit.
What you talkin' about?
It's be easy.
Wanna create a gun side? Create.
Alright, you can put the GoPro camera on.
I want to see I want to see what she does on her.
Yeah.
What's out here?
Remember?
Is this connected to the Wi-Fi?
Yeah.
Can they see out here?
Let's see.
Yeah, we can.
Yeah, y'all can see out here?
I'm busy come on Brunson only one more oh it's probably gonna start I want to see
how far it goes without it.
What is she doing?
What is she doing, bro?
Cree gonna steal her food.
That's why I had a wife in the house,
no key, out of what, I don't know.
Bro, she don't want to pee.
I'm gonna leave you outside alone.
Go inside for a moment.
I'm gonna leave her outside for a little minute.
See what she do.
Leave the GoPro cam on, Theo.
Chad, give me the UBRA updates. Tell me what you do.
Maybe?
Describe her thoughts.
Let her in. She want to be letting?
I let her in like two minutes.
I let her in two minutes and then...
Oh!
Is she barking at Gaia?
Is she fading with Gaia?
I
Gail egg
He leaving
Where's the gate open? Oh
Oh, oh you
Chew, don't scare me like that, chat.
What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, she just opened a note.
What you looking at?
She's making her escape.
Oh, go back.
Oh, Josh, her.
Jaylin, so crafty.
He's too crafty, Chad.
He, yo yo, this face is going crazy.
Alright, since guys in heat, the girlies always fight when one of them is in heat, gang, and one of them horny.
Where's she looking at? What's she looking at?
She's at the door.
Bro one of them's on her their period gang they ain't he can shit shit's bad
They get the fainting do not let the girlies on each other when they on the period chat when they
She wanted to smoke
I don't know how I feel about that bar again she just she just you watch his acting debut
on God.
Creed is birthing a bark, bro.
Wait, is there audio on or not?
I'm not saying to turn on or off or not, I just want to know.
There's the GoPro audio on.
No, you don't need to have it on there because they just barked him.
No, I don't watch it. I've been watching it.
Keep running to the door. It's just the GoPro press in the corner.
I
Yeah, I got your daughter you want I want them to hear that to turn out of your
Brother that's her sister on the other side of the door sisters and he and whatever the girls dogs are he they're almost good crazy
They just hate each other. I got to keep them separate
Preaches watching creatures
Preaches do whatever his bitch wanted to with this bitch is barking. He's our bar home, bro
Pre-descent low key and low top he performed it I go a lot sometimes
This is umbra parking that I'm parking with your baby
You get a raise baby
I'm easy.
Why you people with your sister?
Hold on, there's food out.
Hey little lady, why you people with your sister?
What's going on?
Oh, my fault.
Why you people with your sister, umbra?
She's on her period.
She's only, she's trying to get fucked,
but you can't, you can't,
I know she got attitude,
can't be barking at her bro,
she's in heat.
She appeared as Annie and she tried to go crazy. I know you smell the hormones
I know you said it's not a firm old, but you got to let her rock bruh
You know
You feel me?
That's what I asked for
Let's go free boy. We do not want to go back up
All right, what do you want to do?
Come here, come here, come here pretty boy.
Wait, Colton, commentate the game.
Oh shit, come here.
I don't know, they're arguing about something.
Oh shit, Colton reacts, hold on.
I don't know what happened.
Chad, what happened?
Why are they, uh...
What's going on?
What's happening today?
What's happening?
What was that?
Oh, it's like a foul thing, Karuna.
Uh.
I don't know.
Everyone is just telling me to get naked.
What the fuck?
Oh, a fan ran onto this, onto the court.
Oh!
Look at him!
What the fuck?
It's our streak.
We got a streak this year.
No, I mean, he was in a suit.
I mean, at least he looked good.
But that's crazy.
Game one of the finals.
It's been nuts. It's been nuts that people fucking do that. They're like, oh, I'm gonna
go get five seconds of fame to never be at any game ever again in my life. And then there's
There's also people that do it naked.
And it's like you're never, no one will ever see that.
Yeah, isn't that what, that's what, that's Shrieking right?
Shrieking?
Yeah, Shrieking is naked.
Oh my God, I can't believe it!
You ever done that?
No!
Oh.
Have you?
Have you?
It's about like 80k on tickets too by the way.
Has, have you not seen it?
Huh?
It was that one, bro!
I mean, I went to college.
He's like, now he's stuck, now he's stuck, now he's stuck.
Come on!
He got stuck!
Pull him into college?
I did.
I finished my associates and I dropped out during my bachelor's year.
Because I went to school for production and I was already working at a production company.
So there was literally no reason for me to finish.
Pause. Hold on. Finish school. Finish school.
Pause. Hold on. Finish school. Finish school. That's what I meant.
Greg?
What up?
Damn. You guys have the same brain.
Yeah?
You already said? You already said?
That's what I said bro! I said I like to stay pussy bro!
Oh, that's the, that's the tripe.
I usually cut it outside so you don't smell it.
That's a green tripe.
Where's the rest of it?
The what?
Oh, you got nigga, you need some crystal hot sauce.
They gonna say you need some crystal.
You got hooks, you got hooks.
No, no, you got, what time is it?
I got it before it's over.
You got pollo, you got pollo?
Nigga needs some crystal, nigga,
love him some crystal.
I don't know, it should be in them.
Yeah, right after this we got shit to react to but I'm sorry. I gotta see how this game ends for
Four and a half minutes left. I'm not gonna lie
When be just be doing his one be shit sometimes bro like
Then it is not real
Yeah, I'm one game off GM chat on rivals.
Oh, umber come here.
Was her thing on?
Was her GoPro on?
Okay, good, because she would have leased everything.
She just opened some shipping boxes just now.
It's dead or something?
Just keep it off.
No, it's still on, let's do it.
Or I'll turn it.
Oh, oh, Megalo saved by the battery.
We don't care about rivals, get on Val.
Yeah, that's a good lock.
Deadlock yo, I've talked deadlock in three months
Please watch that Lego video. Alright chat. This is a Lego video Geo time out. So should we watch that?
We're gonna double o7 tonight. Yes, of course
Play the 82 no game. I bet I'm gonna play that after this game bro. It's insane. I'm gonna watch that shit
I
Check game back on game back on game back on check
Yo, okay
Yo, bro chill, but we yo one be we're going for for gold legacy runs you we can't have clips like that
Because you don't hate this. Oh
my god
yo one be yo one be one be one be one be one be one be one be one be bro like a
fucking crumb right now bro chill bro
yo yo yo bro chill when we we can't yet we can't let cook like that get off
off bruh. You can't let that get off bruh. He absorbed Chet's powers.
Join Senna's tournament, that one's hard because I don't think I'm gonna be here that weekend.
I actually might be out of town. If it's the day before, yes, if you could do it on the
11th on god on there
Rage you looked chopped when you were holding Creed's food. Can you look at toward camera and look cute?
All right, we'll get another thumbnail after bro
Oh
Let's out of the floor open they're open brother. That's good D
Wemby do something sexy with it. You got a dog you Wemby. Come on Wemby the ball back
Yeah, take towns. He's soft. He's soft. So they say at one
No, he put his thing on his back
He put his thing of towns on his back like this too. He was just like this on his back. Oh
Ah
This is ah
Fuck foul law
You be saw look on be easy
She's anxious right now I wonder why
Queen Queen um B. I'm busy
I'm busy. Hey Queen
Oh
One point game check one point game
Wait, my TV just lagged, what the hell was that?
Us, us.
Try, oh, sit back.
Wait, am I, do I low key want the nix?
Why do I want the nix?
Whoa.
Am I catching myself rooting for the nix on Act Like?
Without even,
right now we need goat legacy stories
going on here with Wumbie.
We can't, and New York fans
that are gonna be unsufferable if they win.
Make a thought here.
Oh my God, Josh Hart is a fucking demon.
Was he out of bounds low key chat or no?
That's a good pass, Darren.
Oh, I left the board.
Oh, my God, one beat so long.
He's so long.
He might be the longest nigga I've ever seen.
That nigga reached bat like right here.
That was a terrible pass bro.
Pause?
Pause what?
She generally needs it. I can tell what she's you need a shit. You're panting
But you don't want to be outside you got to choose one game
For a girls never know what they want bro
She wants the shit, but she doesn't want to be outside you have to choose one and to be inside and uncomfortable or outside
And shit, but you don't be outside
Yeah, there's water in it
Actually, I'm gonna take the GoPro off you honey
Probably not fucking with it
There you go
You're free
You're free
when we want it chat when we want it oh my god that screen was crumb yo Josh
heart red snagger
Jaylin we got the double on Jaylin Bronson oh my god I was about to say I was
about to say he ain't a little confident when he even had the ball I ain't gonna
lie. Oh yeah this is a good game one say I ain't gonna lie. How much one be got?
Gellar brothers should be attached for any small guard gang he not small in
real life but like compared to his opponents yes gang. That nigga so crafty
Bro, he's he's what he's up there with the best of them. He's up there with the tallest nigga in the league whooping the fuck
Call him an ass
Do he look like Google nigga y'all is my AI brain
Oh my God, Wemby, oh, they're using that in your clips.
Oh my God, that's in your legacy.
Bro, Wemby, you're on goat trajectory.
Every little mistake you do is about to be highlighted, gang.
They can give it a ball off his foot.
Oh my God.
Kaleigh step through oh my god he's slipping and slipping he's slipping on
semen he gonna hit that too ah Wemby Wemby would have hit that against a
fucking thunder though. Oh my God, Nick Spence, celebrate tonight. This is a great steel.
This was a great steel gang. Now imagine the garden one be I hope you ready for the garden
game this shit can't fly they gonna make sure they're gonna let you hear it out
there in the garden but if you really got that dog in them if you really got
that dog the garden the noise gonna amp them up will amplify him no cap
good good good good garden how much of a gun dropping in the garden in a game
seven lights the brightest lights game seven NBA finals in the garden every
celebrity in the front row generally and I got bloodlust though I know y'all
things you're like I got blood like I got I got lust like I'm on demon time in
bro. Healthy me.
Deere. What are you doing?
Lay that bitch.
Rage is Tim. Who the fuck is Tim?
Twenty six left the game, Chad.
It's pretty much over, right?
Is it over?
Rage is mad lustful. No I'm not. Come the fuck on. Yo, Juju, you're, this is actually
from New York. Juju has not watched a single Knicks game this whole season. Every Knicks
fan that you go see, all your homies, they haven't watched a single Knicks game this
whole season game. If Phantom, he had never watched in this game this whole season. Tyler,
I hope he don't. He only watched LeBron games this season game. You feel me?
Sukiyan watch a single next game. I promise you.
Venom we added to one that's how I react to a game if I was getting paid to do it too
and they go fuck yourself up.
Venom!
That's been so nice.
Mine's as nice as fuck, bro.
Is this still keep going for the spurs?
Oh
Is he actually
I
Was not
No, he's friends with Castle. I think I think castle just friends with everybody in the court
That was an old phase gay a full cast. That's a real nigga right there
I'm gonna annoy her like the father I am
I'm busy.
Haha.
What?
What?
Yes, baby girl.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Yes.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
I'm gonna do not let people be less like five people don't like touch her bro.
Number do not like when people throw a vote.
That's my puppy.
That's my baby girl.
That's my baby girl.
She's a good don't it
That damn I feel good
She don't know if she likes pets for a scared of the camera I
I
Check 20 seconds left. Let's see what the Spurs could do. Oh
We're right this one of the game we're out here. It's over
Here's over gay. I gotta see I'm gonna see how that shit ends. It's over. It's done
Niggas got a file and shit. It's over bruh, so it's over right like
Come on baby girl, I'm gonna finish your food, come on, I'll let you out to poop when I'm
doing my reactions.
What you want from me, I don't want to creed a silver food, so I'm gonna keep running.
What you want from me?
All right, I got two.
Hey, creepy boy.
We need to do a thumbnail, sir.
So how are we gonna go about doing this?
Come on, me creepy.
Let's do a thumbnail.
Come on.
All right, we're going to use this.
Should I use a plate?
Is this good?
What should I use to be, oh, look at the fucking photo.
What should I use, bombs?
You know what I'm going to do?
Hey, this will be like this.
I'm going to have this.
The same thing, all of them.
OK, can I use this?
This is cool too, like, it's like a, what's he say?
Tell me what he says.
Okay.
I bet.
Pretty boy.
What he said?
What do you think is good light?
Probably, like good lighting probably up here.
Okay.
Pretty boy.
Come here boy.
You are spooing, you are spooing.
Okay, okay, let me move up.
This is Pete.
Thank you.
You good?
All right, all right, all right.
I'll add it.
Love you Barnes.
Barnes got excited, Barnes got horny gang.
Barnes love a good thumbnail.
Barnes love him a good still image.
All right, switch us back over here.
Oh, wait switch us back over here.
You're gonna sit right here called the sit your ass down.
Oh, shoot me just sit over here.
Sit your ass down.
Okay, hold on, let me just pop over here.
Because this is what I'm gonna have you do
Oh shit, don't say the same thing
Have you ever Greg do this?
Yeah, cause you
Let's see if you do it
You got a shit?
Let's see if you do it
Let me see my mic before you do that, honestly.
Go ahead, Cody.
OK, cool.
What is that?
It doesn't know.
What was that in my hand?
I actually have to do this.
This is my last few things with him.
So I've got to make sure he is funny.
You know?
It's a mental bullshit.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, we got this right here.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
The classic little.
Yeah, this is going to be a 45-minute segment.
Yeah, no, no, um, just
Well, you got power shitting in the back in the
Just gonna piss
I'm just gonna piss
That's the cat
And
Fibri?
Bro, I'm already slutty from the backpack
Don't say the same thing as him
Don't say the same thing
No
Don't say the same thing
Match my answer
Tose of a
Spirway
If you say what I have written down
Got it
Get out
And the last man standing wins $500
This is gonna fire you
Name a famous American landmark
Nolan
Golden Gate Bridge
Gateway arch there's so many El Capitan the fuck is El Capitan
Lake Clark it's a nice. It's an actual park in Alaska is the bridge not
That way that's the land
Monument. Yeah, okay the Alamo
Brand Cluey damn. Holy shit. Okay guys
Guys, I have the Las Vegas Strip.
Oh, okay, well that was a good one.
Name something commonly found underground.
Jake.
Worms.
We'll go this way.
Oh, how much time do I get?
Worms!
Okay.
It's not that difficult.
Don't say what I've written down.
Dirt, roots, what do you got?
Serpentonite.
Does anyone know what that is?
Yes, it's correct.
He brought me some from California.
What is Serpentonite?
Coal mines.
What kind of bullshit answer is this?
What are these answers?
Bunkers.
Tansanite.
Worms.
What are irrigation lines?
Worms.
This guy's on my level.
GBC.
Water.
So is that?
BBC?
Yeah.
I have pipes.
Yeah, let's go.
Worms and glasses.
Are they pipes?
Yeah, I don't know.
There you go.
Oh.
You didn't get the 500 bucks?
Well, who do you bet on?
You could win 50 bucks if you correctly predict.
Let's go again.
Hey, I got him.
I don't know any of these guys.
I don't know any of these guys.
I don't know any of these guys.
majority Muslim, no one.
I don't, hold on.
I don't, wait.
What about Azerbaijan?
Is that Azerbaijan?
Wait.
That's a, hold on.
Maldives.
Kosovo
Yeah, yeah, okay, dude. I don't know anything about religion. I don't know if that's technically a muslim country
Buddhism, I don't know. No, that's Asia. Libya
Albania, yeah, I got Chad you'll survive name something transparent Jake. Oh, don't say glass don't say glass
Plastic water bottle
Outer space.
Madda is head.
Glass.
Tears.
Camera lens.
Saran wrap.
Local government finances.
What do you smell like right now?
I smell like cologne.
Is the answer to that.
Because I am a clean motherfucker.
It's public.
I see you guys in there. I see you guys in there. Let's say Colton looks like exactly how white or he
Yeah, he looks like exactly how I think you would smell and I don't know how to take it
But if that's I guess but if that's I got plexiglass
Derogatory you all survive fuck you glass kind of close name a country that ends with and wait. What are you said?
And you said and as in Nancy. Oh my god. This guy doesn't have arrow keys
Okay, all right, as we're by John, dude me and that guy are the same. We're the same
with the same guy. You're gonna put that in the video. I'll just say Pakistan. I ran.
I'll just say Pakistan. Honestly, I feel like that's a good to go to. What up? Do you think?
Hold on. Sorry to a moment. When you look at me, I don't know. It's kind of not fair
fair because you know me. Why? Why? Very, very white. Like, hella, hella white. Cocktailing.
Hella white. Like, dude, dead, brah.
You know me? I mean, I was going with smell, but... Oh, oh, he's so cool. He's so cool. See, but, okay.
because there's people in chat that they say like Colton like like the way that
they said it they're like the way he looks that's how I'd imagine he smells
and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Camel.
What does Camel smell like?
Woods.
Wood.
Okay.
Pine needles?
Pine.
Duns.
Deer.
Deer on the wall.
Deer?
Oh, bad thing.
They're like mudding, mudding and trucking.
I smell like mud.
Monster trucks, monster engines, monster engines.
And now we're going into wife-beater cigarettes and monster.
Yeah.
OK.
Dare, 1,200 dare.
Gonna dare head on the fucking dare.
So I smell like cigarettes.
And I don't want to say that.
And monster and monster trucks.
And oh, trailer park.
Basically, I smell like mud.
That's a good one.
Sorry?
No, no, no.
Like I just forgot about those easy things.
So I haven't thought about it for a few weeks.
Mountain Dew, holy, yes.
Mountain Dew.
And we're feeling frisky of Baja Blast.
But Mountain Dew on ice.
Did you see what Taco Bell has?
I'm gonna be a fat ass right now.
Chicken nugget.
They have dirty Baja Blasts.
What the fuck is a dirty Baja Blast?
They all mean dross, wheat, fuse.
Wait, what's that? Wait, what's the dirty bottom?
They put vanilla in it.
Huh?
Yeah.
Let's go get one right now.
I'm done.
You gonna fire the backpack back up?
Yes, I'm dead.
Actually?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Real quick.
Just quit losing that A-check.
Quit losing that A-check.
I just want to taste it.
I just want to taste it.
I just want to try it.
Hold on. Take that.
Clip it.
Clip it and chip it.
That is it, bro.
I just want to taste it.
Whoa, whoa, that's what you said.
Chill, chill, bro.
And then we come back and do the 82 and 0.
While you're setting that up, I will do the 82 and 0 right now.
And chat, we're going after that.
We should go and do it.
And then I come back to this up.
Yeah, let's go.
One, nine, eight, five, eight.
Chat, we have 10 minutes to do this.
Let's try to accomplish this in 10 minutes.
I get to talk about us out the street,
you see me?
Drive there real quick,
taste a little shit,
10 minutes, then you...
All right, we're up.
I like doing impromptu shit like this, like.
I went out, they're doing it, bro.
Like, we're doing some coats, we're doing coats.
Oh, you got some?
Oh, sorry, I mean, I would never, sorry.
Sorry.
You all right?
I just, you were really hyped,
was just kind of free 30 minute shirt right I mean the 30 minute shirt bruh
yo I don't gotta aim high no more I gotta use anything as an RL as I can gang
you ain't getting much of these what the fuck
all right chat we're gonna take I got none of my keys on me so
One nighter.
Oh Jesus, what the fuck?
Drive that into the pool.
Into the pool!
Yeah.
You can afford a new one.
A new pool?
A new pool, new scooter.
How'd I do it?
How'd I do it?
What you want from me?
Oh shit, what you want from me?
Let's take, I got my keys on me so.
We outside, we ain't in New York City, nigga, come on.
Pretty good cage.
You think I'm the cyber truck?
Yeah, because I don't have my key on me.
Thank you.
But you must be me.
All right.
The gold.
Bro, I'm not doing no software update, Tesla.
Leave me the fuck alone, gang.
So the goal is to do this in 10 minutes and get back check how many minutes are we down already?
Maybe there's a close one to
It's close enough some
We're so good
We are so good
I can't wait to play 007. How good is that game? Like is it like is it is it like is it
Hella interactive but like there's a couple spots. I'm excited for you to run into actually
Yeah, actually
Let me get a dirty bahab blast. Yeah, make it extra dirty. Fuck you Nixon six. Why you
say fuck what's Greg doing?
look at Greg
fuck this nigga do it
fuck you
yo yo phantom
listen i'm happy for you game
i'm happy for you bro
your niggas are, your nicks fans are about to be
the most annoying niggas on the planet
if y'all win this shit
like yeah, like but
nicks
for nicks culture, nicks organization
i'm not mad if the nicks win and then
championship in 2020 since though I'm at I ain't a hater I'm not next right now you
niggas is annoying though you niggas is annoying yo phantom you haven't watched a
single miss game this year to the playoffs my nigga and y'all next been
winning
try anything one be gonna get hate if you lose and six stop it phantom you
You haven't watched the yo-yo fandom stuff, let's just, let's just stop all the theatrics.
Come to the YRG, uh, cookout bruh, I need you at the cookout bruh.
Let's hang off, off-stream for us though, and then we can go to cookout, yeah.
In New York, I'm gonna hang out in New York, no cap.
I risked my life, I risked my life, I got too high, yeah.
Alright chat, how many minutes are we down?
Cookout at MSG buddy.
Yo, let me come to, let me come outside.
to New York during like a game seven or game six with Spurs uniform on with
spurs spurs gear on in in the Bronx and some shit or in Manhattan that swag that
W. Streams I'm trying to go crazy you feel me and if the next one out the one
like an if the Spurs win a next song and win in a way game I'm gonna be like
talking shit niggas on the street what a fucking wimby jersey on what a 20
punker jersey fuck you trying to die why am I gonna die
well what I doubt for that
I ain't gonna lie that's that's that's some chud the building shit but sports
version game I'm a lot said but they're gonna fuck it up farm as gay ain't
I'm not in here, Jeff!
This shit crazy
This is so hard!
Sippin' on a dirty, bad-hands-last, nigga.
Hey, hey, I just tell you that I'm not gonna wake up
I'm not gonna be my friend now
These things just keep on going
I like to make sure I'm moving out of the game, man
I've been living in a better world than the same way
I'm gonna get out there and stay the same way
You see that I have me, but I need you
You see that I have me, but I need you
I'm coming up on the Taco Bell chat.
What's your go-to Taco Bell at all?
I'm tapping it.
I'm weird.
If I'm not getting in the country, I'm just playing with some shit.
I'm getting a Chalupa, Doritos, Locos, Tacos, one soft shell taco, one hard shell taco,
And, um, I also might throw, uh, a taste of deer that bitch smoked cap.
They're not your cheese fries?
Nah, really? You don't like the not your cheese fries?
Yeah. I mean, I like six things, bro. How do you like six different tacos?
You know what I miss? If they don't have any more? Maybe they do.
Case of Rito.
Yeah.
That shit with yo, that shit yo chill, you don't make me...
Wait, we should go to talk about only get a Baja blast.
Wait, hold on though, think about it, we can't go to Taco Bell and only get a backhand blast bro.
Let me hold it.
You need to like, you take the bihub up and you wash it down bro.
Yeah, yep.
85 layer burrito, the classic.
That's a classic.
You know what I used to get? The Taco 12 pack, I used to get that shit after school.
We never did that. When I was in high school,
return. When I was in high school we had a white castle so we used to do the the
crane cases all the time. Wait why do you say who voted yes? Oh shit there was a
timer on that bitch. Be good. We gonna make it back. Colton is such a badass. Yo too.
Hey man I used to be. I'm working on it. Colton is not fat. Wait is this blocked off? Am I a crumb?
Can I get to the...
Wait, I can't.
This is my beauty supply list.
Oh, shit.
I'm going outside.
I
Shit what you gonna get bro? Yeah, honey. You can't get only get up motherfucking. I am down seven pounds
Come on, let's hope this will listen to this will listen to this will listen to this will
soft chocolate
They have shredded beef dipping taco?
Wait, what?
I'm sorry?
Excuse me?
Can I get a shredded beef dipping taco, please?
One, one, two.
Can I get two of those, please?
OK.
And can I get a, hmm.
Bahablas, but dirty.
Medium, please.
Make sure it's dirty, please.
Yeah, that's it.
I appreciate that.
I need that shit dirty.
I don't wanna do that.
Did you hear the way he said that?
How I said what?
No, he did.
What did he say?
He said that he make sure it's dirty.
Oh, okay.
What did he say?
Okay.
Yo, what?
Okay.
I want it dirty.
But I mean,
well, he said he go see the Camus,
Oh, I understand now.
Like, I'll just crumb.
I just spent $100,000 on the wake up.
I swear it's like that Uber all over again.
What if I tell you you're like my crack rock?
Crack rock, crack rock.
My little vanilla cream?
Crack.
Oh, fuck.
I thought you'd see me work.
Thanks, buddha.
Don't say no shit like that again
You don't need a job
No, I was gonna oh, I got it did missy so we straight
Actually, let me get hot sauce, please
Like to be ashes sometimes
Appreciate that
No, this shit look
How can you... how can you pry him off?
Yeah.
What the f... wait what?
Yeah, it's Proudmouth.
Ain't it Father's Day this month?
Mm-hmm.
I had a fucking pry him off.
You can have two dads.
Wait, wait, I didn't... wait, what did I do with two dads?
You know what I'm saying?
It's Proudmouth.
But it's Father's Day.
Not today.
It's month.
Okay.
Is that Father's Month?
What if your dad's gay? That's fine.
How can your dad be gay?
You got two dads.
How do you have two dads?
Serigate.
Oh, Serigate?
Yeah, you have Serigate.
So you have two dads, suddenly?
You could, yeah.
One's your father, the other one's your dad.
So do I have a father or a dad?
I think that's for you.
Oh, yeah, I wanted two of these yeah
Also have a daddy
Appreciate it
Let's see if we can also have a daddy.
Alright chat, we're actually trying two new things today on the menu.
But I mean Pierre, oh Colton, I want to have a classic car mukbang set up here.
This is what we do here.
Classic.
I'm talking GDG 2017 in the car with the huzz, mukbang, shit getting a million.
Am I the huzz?
Yeah, you're technically the huzz in this situation.
So this is how we're going to do it.
Wait, can we eat something like this?
No, it doesn't work.
What if you just...
How?
How does that work?
You can't see.
What is that?
Something like this would be perfect.
That's a dipping sauce.
Shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I got an idea. Hold on.
I have a box back here.
Wait, hold on.
No, no, no, here.
If you're the goat, just say that.
No, if you're the goat, just say that.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat?
Oh, okay.
Alright.
He's an asshole.
Say that?
You told me to say that.
Kiss him.
Oh.
Listen, I'm not sausage man.
Alright.
What?
What are you talking about?
Sausage man.
You taste it?
No, I haven't yet.
Oh, okay.
I'm saying saucer, you know what saucer drink is.
Oh my God, saucer's man.
Yes, I do know what saucer's man is.
Fuck.
All right, little cheers.
This is the bad hand blast dirty.
I've never had a dirty bad hand.
You can see the vanilla in the bottom.
Yeah.
The hand cover your face and my face.
Apparently it's vanilla, yeah.
So this should be interesting.
Bon appetit.
Bon appetit.
Ready?
oh that's so good the vanilla makes it so much better yeah yeah down that shit
oh how deep the thing go?
this shit is good bro this shit is good I gotta bring for you though
oh god damn man put that straw in his throat like we were playing hide the pickle
yo what are you doing what is the fuck is that
no one is hiding the pickle
what the fuck were y'all playing back in the day
what do you mean hide the pickle the hell is that
that's what you were just playing
I ain't never heard no hide the pickle where you hiding your pickle at
dude you were hiding that pickle I was checking my fucking juice
Let's try the Taco Bell Barilla Taco, whatever the fuck this is.
They're getting going right to it.
Wait what?
It's like this?
That was a soft taco?
Chat, they have new beef taco that come with a dip.
What is this called?
It's called beef taco.
Shredded beef dip.
Shredded beef dip.
Okay.
Messy as fuck.
Whoa, this is messy as fuck.
I don't know how to focus this.
It's all over the screen.
Oh!
Are you gasping? Are you covering your fucking mouth like it's a YouTube thumbnail game?
How about we help pick it up? Where'd it go?
Oh my- Yo bro, go game. No, no, they gotta see this shit.
They gotta see this shit. It's on my fucking phone!
Oh my god.
No, I'm short on this shit, bro. I'm pissed.
I'm fucking pissed!
Oh my god, where is it down there?
Oh, it's deep
I'm gonna go back, bro. You can't chase her so I get it. Damn it. Yes. Oh damn it. It's like back down here motherfucker
That shows gonna be good to where the bag at
Wait, I think the sauce up to
60-second rule
He wouldn't have written. He wouldn't.
Alright, so, next order of business.
Oh my God!
Okay, let's clean this part.
Yes, SubraJuk, too.
Alright, let's clean this part.
Could it put it put it right down here?
I can't see.
As far as you better be flexible check.
Did I miss anything?
Looks good enough.
Thank God this was the Cybertruck.
If there's any other car cleaning out stitching and carpet and shit, you got a damnit.
Alright.
Let's go back to the drive-thru.
Ah, this is so good though.
You got it right?
I told you.
Gas.
Yeah, every time.
I will die.
Listen man, I was fat for a reason, alright?
You're fat, you're a big mom.
I said I was fat.
You weren't fat, you were big bald.
Bro, I used to weigh 265.
Goddamn fat ass, nigga!
265!
Yeah!
The fuck is wrong with you?
Like, two or three years ago, I used to weigh 265.
I'm down to 213.
Kinda nuts, isn't it?
That's me up.
Oh, I thought you were...
It's real, nigga, bro. I'm proud of you, man.
Thank you.
It's a real hard work and dedication.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just sit there, so...
You know what I'm saying?
Day in and day out.
But sometimes you don't see the results immediately bro, so sometimes a few weeks
That's a month sometimes I'm just staring at food and it's just I want to cave
I want to cave see all that all that all that abusing might be to no eat on camera and shit
All that shit helped you out. Yeah, it makes this part easier. I need my shit though
Yeah, can I get a shredded beef dipping taco
Yeah.
That's it. We should have.
How are we going to explain to this motherfucker that we were just here?
This guy's going to have the worst fucking day job though.
I want to say the same things I said before. What did I say before?
Oh, we had to order two.
What did I say before?
Well, you missed out because you didn't order the Bob last.
You could have really fucked with this guy's head.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh my God.
You hit him with a dirty bob last time.
They get dirty.
Okay.
Yeah
You gonna spit on it spit on what yo chill
Yeah, wait again what you mean again you said again
This guy thinks we're fucking losing it bro.
Appreciate it huh?
Oh my fault.
You too Gary.
I tried that too, I tried.
Bro that thing said you want to house house again?
I said we'll try it again.
I just got here.
Do it again?
Wait should we circle back around in different cars?
No, I can't. I can't admit. Can I make it to M8?
Can I get a Roll of Royce?
And then the Durango, and then we come back through with my car.
Stop it!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Stop, Bro.
Stop, Bro.
Stop, Bro.
Stop, Bro.
Stop.
You.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
You know that guy's gonna be coming back to work tomorrow.
What happened?
Oh my god.
You're a fucking retard, bro.
Oh my god.
I can't do it.
Ahhh.
Ahhhhhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhhhhh.
Ahhhhhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Ahhhhhh.
Ahhhhhh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Ahhh.
Oh, I'm crying, bro.
I'm taken.
I'm taking a break.
Let me get down here!
See how many times we can get him to do the...
Shut up! Shut up!
I'm gonna fucking cry.
He just did the broke.
Oh my god.
All right, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
No chew, bro.
You keep going, what's up, Snake?
I'm crying.
Dirty.
I'm punch, my abs, bro.
Make it dirty.
No chew, chew, bro.
Chew, bro.
Oh, 10 minutes segment, by the way.
Oh, shit.
All right, let me hear right here.
Oh, my god.
You have no abs.
Yo, that's what you took away from this.
But I'm mean, pure.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm crying.
Oh, my god.
Yo, oh, my god.
Dude, mine is still just as fucking.
Look at that shit.
Imagine we do the same thing.
Fucking drop it.
That felt crazy.
I was just singing a lucky lyric in my brain.
OK.
And he said the same thing.
Like in the song, in the part I was like,
he said the same thing, but I was like,
what does that mean?
I'm in your head.
Which one?
Who do I want?
No, no, I said which one?
Oh.
Well, don't look up at that, that was gay.
You looked up at me like this.
I looked at my sauce.
No, no, you didn't, you looked at me gay.
You looked at me.
Yeah, cause I'm, are you okay?
Let's go.
Why are you thinking of that?
Why are you thinking of both of those?
Chat, this is the shredded beef dipping taco.
The dipping sauce is kind of thick, which is interesting.
It's usually like watery or so, right?
Yeah.
Like it jiggles.
Yeah.
She got some jiggle to it.
Jiggle physics and shit.
Alright, let's see it.
I
Thought about somebody coming over here pulling the pants on pissing in my car
So I can roll over into it. I want to get pissed in my car. I'll be fucking cray out
But what I do that was a Florida crack heads like that. Yeah, bro
I'm just sitting in it something come sharp pissing in my shit. It's all on my phone
How many times does this happen?
It's a concern.
But you should raise your window up, bro.
I don't want to listen to your shit.
You're true.
I don't even know if it comes out of beating it.
She said, he's not all of you, dude.
I beat the shit out of him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Hello?
You want my honest opinion?
Talk to me. I think the sauce is better than the taco
I think if it was without the sauce and be a pretty mediocre beef taco
Taste it without it
Yeah, yeah try yours without it. That's pretty pretty mid
I mean
It's what I'm giving it check
One's your 10. What do you got?
It looks crazy. Cup?
The sauce is the best part, but
Gosh!
I don't even like the sauce as much. Really?
Like it's a familiar and I haven't tasted this before. It doesn't taste unique.
Mmm, okay. It really tastes like
they got taco jibbis off from like Walmart or Publix or some shit
from the can like it if you like they made this shit it was it was a special
bro and but the taco though the taco let's say Taco Bell tacos what'd you
give a talk about taco I'd say it's like a decent seven now if you go the
Doritos Locos Tacos that bumps that up to like a nine and a half
And chat this is fast food standard rare when I compare it to gourmet fucking tacos no fast food standards
I'm not going to El Pollo loco and being like me
Okay, so if Taco Bell fast food standards a taco is a seven
You know, it's crazy. I
actually feel like
This is a 7.2.
Really?
With the sauce and everything?
I think it's like a 7.3 only because the only reason why I like regular toggle better,
I feel like I'd get tired of this quicker.
The taste is something that you get tired of.
What?
Switch seats and swap hats and do rag and go back through.
Oh.
Who said that?
Chill. Chill, bro.
How would they do that shit?
How would they do that shit?
How would they do that shit?
Wait, I don't know how to drive the Cybertruck, though.
Easy as fuck.
Is it? Yes.
I genuinely want to do that.
Wait, you gotta put a D-Rag on me, though.
Fuck.
Here we got it.
You don't think we got to change our whole clothes, Shat?
He remembers my jacket.
Humble, bro.
I feel like we got to get naked, bro.
Whoa.
Just jacket.
Yeah, I think our tops have to change, bro.
Little Chaska walked me straight up.
Just tops.
You can do what I thought, but where they can't see.
I have no shirt under this.
Oh, shit, it's okay.
Well, it's okay, I have no shirt under this.
So, okay, but that's fun.
Just give him your jacket.
Oh, go get another car.
Should we do it in another car or in this same car?
Should we do that in another car or this car?
We can do it in another car?
Yo, actually, let's do it in another car.
Let's do it in another car.
Let's do it in another car.
Can you take my car?
What are we doing, bro?
What are we doing, gang?
Who fucking knows?
Shirtless and passenger, yo, too.
We gotta hide all the evidence that we've had this before, though.
we're going back huh we're going back though right yeah we got we got to
switch cars all right well that's easy to hide it oh my what are we doing
check what the fuck are we doing
what are we what in God's name we have to say something that reminds him of
like art interaction no we'll just do the same voice line over and over which
What is it making dirty? Can I get a bottle of blast can I get a
Can we make that dirty? No, yes, is it make you make it dirty? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna make it. Can you make it dirty make it dirty?
Yeah, hold on what's the boys like that? We have to resay check and on the way back. Oh, no, no, no
You say we make it make sure it's dirty
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes
Oh, what we're fucking dumb, bro? We're fucking dumb as fuck
Fuck and do we loop around again a second time just like how we did after one fucking taco again
Do we do the whole thing?
Yeah, I see it.
Yo, we're fucking rich, we're fucking stupid, bro, we're fucking dumb.
If he asked for a hot sauce, if he asked for a hot sauce again, you gotta say, what do
you mean again?
Yeah, I said, shoot me again, I just got here, I don't know what to say.
He's gonna shoot himself after your shift!
Oh shit.
Oh thank god.
What was that?
The sauce?
It was just the sauce thing.
Was it the cap on?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
I don't know what we're doing but we're doing it.
I don't know why we're doing it but it's funny as fuck.
I haven't laughed that hard and it looks so love bro.
Oh my god.
That's her fucking crying.
Oh.
But 10 like you guys just had gay sex.
Okay.
What are you talking about, bro?
I got a holy camera just like this, Shaq.
Holy camera, nigga.
God, do I hold it?
Does that still like that?
Yeah, that is.
God.
Just like, oh.
I'm gonna be camera man, Shaq.
Mark and Greg, did I?
I'm wondering.
I want to see the Rolls Royce, bro.
Should we take Colt's car or the Hellcat?
Hellcat and Rose Royce might not be an option
because I don't feel like looking for the keys for that shit.
It's in my safe.
Or Colt's car.
Rose Royce?
OK.
Fine.
The keys.
Well, we're all in the double row.
He's Colton.
That's driving double R.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Shoo.
This is the best segment ever.
Shoo.
This just became the greatest segment ever.
Chill.
Fuller the Rolls Royce is sketchy, bro.
Start on the regular car and make the car better every time.
Why does it say every time?
Like this is about to go, what do you mean every time?
Badge, we can do this for four hours.
Just...
At the exact same time, every hour.
If you're dirty, you'll kill yourself.
You'll kill yourself, bro.
It's it's a make it dirty
Like you he has to feel weird about us making it dirty cuz I know he felt we were yes
Yeah, I mean he gave you the
Okay
I'm telling y'all after two more tries they turning off the screens. What does that mean? Oh
The Taco Bell screens game
All right.
Chad, which car?
Which car?
I actually don't think we should start with the rules.
I don't think we should do Rolls Royce right now.
I think we should do...
He just doesn't want me to drive his Rolls.
No, I think the Rolls Royce pops out too much.
And so he's gonna know like, I need to explain.
So we're just in a car?
I pull up in a fucking
$20,000 Kia Rio
Yeah, like like for me
We have it
Okay, oh, yeah, we can do Durango
But at me chair. Oh, there you go. We're gonna we're gonna pull go
Remember though for what makes sense for what we're doing not what's the coolest because obviously yeah
that Rolls Royce pull into a booth.
Driving into Rolls Royce is the price,
but that could be the funniest.
Okay, do you wear the hat and then I wear the D-Rag?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna be honest, it's not gonna be great
for my PR at a D-Rag.
What you mean?
It's literally going to be great.
I'm gonna look like Kip from...
Napoleon Dynamite
You gonna be perfectly fine. Napoleon you're just jealous because I've been talking with hot babes online all day
I'm gonna bring you glasses too. I bring you glasses to put on prescriptions. I'm gonna take my glasses off
What the fuck did I do just a Colton and a D-Rag driving a Hellcat
Yeah
Yeah, that's a gaseous
That's a gay shit.
How are you gonna do the gangstrelian?
Yeah, you'll be fine.
I'm performing at Lucky's.
But I'm being fair.
Alright, Chad, we in the neighborhood.
Okay.
Chad, I'm gonna leave y'all.
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna leave y'all.
Leave them in the car while you get out.
I'll give you my hoodie and shirt.
I'm gonna get my glasses and get my keys as well.
What we're taking they are?
Oh, I got it. Oh, the Hellcat.
Yeah, Paul said my car.
That was the pull, right? It was my car. Oh, your car won?
Yeah, wait, my car win. I think I'm pretty sure. Yeah, your car won. Your car won.
So, you have your key on you already? Yep. All right, cool.
I'm just gonna get my glasses now.
We're about to drop down several hundred thousand dollars right now.
We're about to swap several tax brackets.
Okay.
I'll leave it there.
I'm going to do this and I also, I'm also going to, like, give a change out here.
Are you changing shirts?
uh...
you have to take your shirt
or i have i don't have
actually
i really have a shirt just like i don't even know it's the fuck it
right back
all the shit actually
Ah, one of the homies got puzzled.
Oh, shit.
Chad, I'm naked.
I'm naked as fuck right now.
How does that make you guys feel?
Nothing cold as naked, just right outside the camera.
Yo, we're stupid.
We're so fucking stupid.
What, what the fuck is this, this fucking zipper, bro?
Jesus.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh.
Alright, cool.
Oh, wait, we gotta take my car.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, we gotta take my car.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
I'm going to take my car.
All right, cool.
Alright, cool, alright, we're gonna go.
I don't like showing this much chest here, man.
Getting good luck in there.
Bro, I hate that fucking thing.
I hate that fucking thing so much.
Oh shit.
We swapped streams.
I'm the streamer now, baby.
This is my shit.
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god, we went up a thousand viewers
when I got on the camera?
That's...
That's crazy.
That's wild the way that works, you know?
Coulda do, yeah, he's going to get a D-Rag.
He's gonna go get a D-Rag and then
This is the difference between a quarter of a million dollar car and one that I'm still
paying off.
GG's.
Alright, cool.
Welcome to my car now.
We went down several tax brackets, but mine works a lot better for this type of shit.
Take shit, take shit, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Clean!
Hell yeah, my car is clean.
This is probably the cleanest car on Twitch, I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck was that?
That is my, I'm almost 30, kicking in as I sat down.
Sorry about that.
My receding hairline in my old age has snuck through.
Yes!
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, really? Okay, yeah, it looks pretty similar.
Yeah, yeah. My car actually kind of works for this.
Oh, shit.
Oops, my bad.
Get him, Colt, you're balding.
No shit. Thanks for the heads up.
Oh shit.
So I'm about to take this shot.
Make sure they shoot tight. Try to face the window
The window to your left for me here.
The screen chat this do I look like Kip yet?
You look like Kip. What is that Kip?
Do I need to show you what Kip looks like?
Is that Kip? K-C-I-P?
Uh K-I-P I think.
Oh
Yeah, you do
White boy Carl
You know, head out. You had it backwards on?
Yeah.
Better have me pierced.
You should like that hat.
You know what's the matter?
What do we got to find?
It's a boy.
Adam LZ.
There we go.
Damn, that's a bad fleaspray, bro.
Yo!
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, peel out, no, no!
Cataracts.
We got cataracts, bro.
A dog had cataracts.
I got it by surgery and I fixed it.
You can fix that?
Yeah.
That was one of the things.
They were like, you got to spend this much money on the surgery
or a dog, this is going to be lying forever, you should put them down.
I spent eight bands on a surgery game.
8,000 holes!
Oh ho ho!
There are families out there that can't afford that game. You just gotta push your dog down.
That's like...
That's sad.
That's enough that can like...
either ruin or save someone's life.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know, like 12...
That random thing can happen to any person's dog bro.
At any point.
Wait, what kind of dog was that?
He was a jackerel, some chariot,
Oh, there's a special special place in our heart for shih tzu's that's all my mom's over owned
Really?
Yeah, she owns so many different like variants of shih tzu's
I was living with my, I had a friend in middle school growing up
Her mom literally only she bred shih tzu's, loved shih tzu's, but she loved shih tzu's
Beer bread?
Yeah, they had shih tzu every year or something
Damn!
Yes, bro
We had Shih Tzu Yorkey, Shih Tzu Bishan, Shih Tzu.
Every Yorkey boy I know, that's a boy,
his name is Prince or something.
I don't know.
People love your name in the Yorkey Prince,
so you say Shih Tzu Yorkey?
Yes, Shih Tzu.
Shih Tzu Yorkey.
Shih Tzu Bishan.
And then they have a French Bulldog now.
And then I think she actually owns two more Shih Tzu's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mine is made of prints.
Called out.
So wait, it's a.
Oh yeah, Chad, what do we have to remember?
Do we get the exact same thing?
We get two Baja Blasts.
Yeah, it'd be like, how do you get two Baja Blasts and oh,
did we say that they have dipping shit
when we got to the window?
Yeah, it'd be like, oh, they have dipping tacos.
Do we have also two dipping tacos?
Yeah.
Two dipping tacos?
It has to be our first, it has to be like our first time
fucking seeing a shit.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Make it, and we had to remember to tell them
at the end of the order.
Make sure that the fuck I have left me.
Make sure it's dirty.
Make sure you make it dirty.
Ha ha ha.
I'm a fucking camera man, bro.
Oh shit.
Is this what it's like?
Yes, this is what it's like.
Yo, can you put me in black and white?
I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna crash. I can't head bang.
We'll do the next one.
Wait, do I need to miss my turn too?
Do you head bang alone in your room?
Do what?
Do you head bang alone in your room?
Yeah, I do like the head nod, you know what I mean?
The head nod is different. Do you head bang?
Head bang? No. Fuck no.
What?
You look swaggy!
Yo, Chad is going to look swaggy!
Do you look like a Lorac or a swaggy?
I did ask, dude, how bad is it?
How bad do I look like, Ken?
No, you look like you have swaggy.
Oh, wait, hold on, I got it.
No, I gotta do this.
Just like that.
Lean it around it.
Like that.
Easy I could do this
Where you looking
Looking bro
For free? You're giving this shit away for free?
Yeah, but I thought I found a pants on it.
What in the fuck have I ever worn long pants?
I've only ever worn shorts.
Is it shorts even in the fucking cold?
You see me barefoot in like 40 degree weather.
Yeah, you're right.
I hate pants.
Why?
I don't know.
I just, they feel super restrictive.
If I live by myself that ass I would be naked 90% of time.
Oh, I do too.
That's the best way.
It's the best way, bro.
And the only reason why I thought about sleeping naked was being in a relationship.
Yes!
Same thing.
Same thing.
Sleeping naked every day?
Yeah.
Just don't go back what you'll bring up, bro.
Yeah.
Just now what happens?
Well, I mean, because now you know.
And now it's like, dude, this is what I've been missing out on.
And then I got to stick in the torsion.
Oh, you don't wait.
So now you don't sleep naked anymore?
I said it.
Oh, okay.
Wait, did you get to stick in the torsion because you were sleeping naked?
No.
What happened anyway?
Oh, okay.
Dude, yes, when we were doing the NBA thing, I'm not gonna lie.
Your balls hurt.
I was sitting on that stool and I was like, yo, why did my balls just start hurting?
We were like really bad.
Oh, you got scared.
You got scared.
I got scared.
I did ask.
I got scared.
I'll set it before it's gone.
Okay, let's see.
Is this on the shirt?
Oh, they're doing it at home.
Let's pull it over.
I'm going to put it on the shirt.
It's gone.
Good.
You got it?
Yep.
All right.
Wait a minute.
So it's...
We got to get the Baja Blast.
Did you notice?
Oh, wait a shit.
Hold on.
They got the beef taco dippers.
Yeah, yeah.
Can we get beef dip?
You want one too?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Can we make that too?
Make that too.
And can we make sure the Baja Blast is there?
I'll have losses dirty make it dirty make sure it make it dirty
God I do this
Yeah, dude, this is gonna be so hard not to laugh
Can we get a Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
Medium.
We'll make that a medium.
Oh, do they got shredded beef dipping?
You want one?
Shredded beef dipping tacos?
Yeah.
Can we get the shredded beef dipping taco?
Anything else beef there?
Can we make that two?
Can we make sure that we get the bohub last dirty?
Make sure it's dirty.
Oh, is it a bohub?
Do you want to make that dirty?
Yeah.
Can we make sure that's dirty?
Say it louder.
All right, now we're ready.
Do we need it?
About anything else you said?
One more time.
No, no, that should be it.
I just want to make sure the Baja Blast is a dirty Baja
Blast, a dirty.
If everything goes the right, you just
turn it up to the total width, 12 to 64.
Would you like to find the 36 on the carry side?
No, thank you.
Don't worry.
Any alcohols out there right at the outlet.
Oh, so?
Keep driving.
Keep driving.
No, that should be it.
I don't think that's him, bro. His voice is different. Yeah, it doesn't sound like the same guy. That doesn't sound like the same guy.
Oh my god.
Wait, no, I think this might be the same guy.
Oh, wait, we left at 12. This might be a new guy.
Oh my god. This might be a new guy.
Yo, we didn't even quit.
YEEEHH
No...
it's you! it's you!
I don't know...
No, this might be the same guy
It's him?
Yeah, yeah..
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably the same guy
it's not the same guy
1264
Arrg!
That's not a thing
New guard
Here, here me.
Jeremy's gonna be on his...
Awesome, thank you.
And you said no hot sauce.
Uh, we'll take uh, what did you get?
Yeah, some hot sauce.
Yeah, some hot sauce.
Fuck. Fuck.
We just get into the big fucking money.
Fuck!
The switch sits doing again.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, just don't leave.
Just don't leave.
Every time we come back it's a new employee. We we get this entire fucking place to quit
Twilight Zone
Oh, shit.
Fucking, fucking, fuck, fuck.
Truman showed no severance.
Oh, yeah.
Nigga, nigga woke up, he's like, oh, fuck, no.
They turned him off.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, again.
This is gonna be 10 minutes, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, this is supposed to be 10 minutes.
You know what's crazy?
You're the same thing.
Awesome.
Oh, he did that so quick. Oh my god, I needed to ask for a second one, but he like he's like all right
That's it and then close it. Yo
Fuck
This is insane.
Fuck!
Shit.
All right, swap shirts.
Yeah, swap shirts.
Swap shirts, swap everything.
All right.
And then hide the merchandise.
Yeah, yeah.
We gotta run it back.
I'm not, I'm not gonna let some fucker at Taco Bell
go without his night and his mind being fucking blown.
Fuck this.
This is bullshit.
Okay.
Oh my god, I fell off my mic.
Alright, I switched.
Hey, you have your shirt, right?
That's all I have on your shirt.
Yeah.
There's a hundred thousand on your shirt.
Wait, don't.
Oops.
Hold me here.
Yeah, hold me here.
Hold me here.
Hold me here.
Hold me here.
I'm watching these strips for sure.
Yeah.
You guys, we're getting naked.
I'm not ready to show off my physique yet.
I'm not there quite yet.
Wait, wouldn't you do like untie it or something?
oh my god bro you got a fat-ass head holy shit
oh my god yo you were on the last peg
I
Damn I'm so sorry
What I didn't say anything wait, how do I hide how I had this
Yeah, yeah
All right, I'm gonna put the talk a little bit. Oh, I'm so mad the other guy was the other guy
Another guy was so much like a dude.
Yeah, like, he would have fucked with that?
Yeah, he would have.
What are we doing, Colton?
I don't know.
I'm supposed to be playing 007, bro.
Yo, they might. Yo, bro.
Yo, gang, how do I tell you?
Bro. Oh, my...
Yo, bro. Alright.
All right.
All right, let's do it.
You were supposed to react.
I think I'm, listen.
I'm a good-
I'm supposed to react, idiot.
I'm a real job.
Do we go home and react or go home and play 007?
Cause we got some good reacts.
What if it's an hour long?
I'll come down for long reactions or 007.
Either or.
Next day we just make up we didn't do it today.
I'm probably gonna put a double or something on it at home.
We're gonna pull it up by the time we get to the clue.
Did I have the mic on this side?
Where'd I have the mic before?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, that's a new guy.
There we go.
Let's do it.
All right, hold the camera.
Oh yeah, you were holding the camera.
Cars in front of us, Colton.
Fuck.
No, it's fine, it gives us time to prep.
That's right, I did that right there.
How do you like my car? Does it feel...
Cheaper?
What?
You understand my first car was a Toyota Corolla, right?
Oh shit, really?
Yes, for years, bro. They got me a little civic.
You doing the same thing?
Toyota's a fire, dude.
I love them. I love them.
You know what my first car was?
What?
It's a...
Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Damn, yeah. Your first car was a Jeep?
Yeah, 96 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Bro, there you go, Lime.
How many miles do you think that bitch had on it?
What, you got it?
Uh, no, what do you know with it?
200,000.
150,000.
You're not even close.
Keep going.
You were living in Texas at the time?
Yeah.
300,000?
Up.
What the fuck?
Did you do an engine swap at any?
No, I just bathed the fuck out of it.
What?
and I did all of the repairs on my Jeep myself.
400,000 miles?
Pretty close to four on it.
It's 300 and 70.
Ooh, that's close.
368 miles.
No, it's 386.
Oh, 386.
Yeah, 368.
No, it was 368.
Sorry, yeah.
368.
Yeah, it was 368,000 miles.
Yo, that's crazy.
My mom's MDX, Acura MDX,
her shit got to almost 300
and that shit, she had to do it, and you saw all the time,
I remember buying a new car again.
Ooh.
You spent so much money on it, what are we doing?
Just let it go, bro.
Mom, just let it go, bro.
She's the lot of that shit when we was the JIT.
Tuma.
Tuma!
What the fuck are you getting at us?
Yo, we're just giving these niggas free bread.
We're just giving, talking about free money.
How do they do it?
I thought I had 12 bucks at a time.
Wait, no, wait, no, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, come on. Checking in with Balmau Blast. They're just placing over.
Yeah, can I have a two-bar blast? Can you make it dirty?
Small, but never mind.
Small.
Medium?
Wait, shredded beef dipping taco. Oh, I think that's it. You want the shredded beef dipping taco?
Yeah, let's do two of those.
Can you get a shredded beef dipping taco too, actually?
Of course, anything else for you, sir.
No, but can you make sure the Baja Blast is dirty?
Yes, it's your medium dirty Baja Blast.
So that's two different Baja Blast.
Anything else for you, sir?
No, thank you.
Any hot sauce?
I'll have the hot sauce, yeah.
Uh, hot sauce?
Yeah.
No, thank you.
Can you just try the fish and your sauce and the cherry sauce?
No, thank you.
Dirty.
Alright.
Alright, this is like some freshman high school.
This is so stupid. This is so dumb.
This is so stupid, bro.
What, did he ask me?
He probably didn't donate to the charity. I said dirty.
He said, well, you like to round up to the nearest one. Dirty.
I just said it.
Okay, let's see what you can tumble on.
Alright.
Move all evidence.
Wait, where'd your band-aid blast?
I got it right down here.
And it's 1650.
You know what I realized?
I realized this car sits too low.
He didn't get to look.
I didn't listen to his voice.
When you were cameramaning?
He didn't see me.
Fuck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, yeah, it's so hot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We got to switch cars.
No, no, no, no, we got to go home.
We got to go home.
Right?
Do I have a segment where we're ordering Taco Bell for four fucking hours?
Bro.
Taco Bell for four fucking hours. Bro, do we gotta do it again? Yo, that's not fair the cork at last, bro. Oh
We gotta go home, bro
Right, you can't switch cars
I'm not gonna cyber truck cuz I even him to work. Yeah, I can't do that again, right?
All right, we run this again
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a night.
But we run it back again, but we have Mark and Greg
bringing cars with us.
So we can run that shit like 10 times
of the whole fleet of cars in the plaza somewhere.
And we're going to do that shit.
Dead ass, bro.
Dead ass, gang.
Oh, god.
This is good test run.
This is good test run.
Our garage is fucking big as up
Hey, but they get a free bread again, but then okay, but then we can also bring like a bunch of different clothes
Like we could just swap clothes all night
Cyber truck your car
Rolls-Royce like my car doesn't work because it's because it sits too low
Oh, you can't see the camera, man.
So the one you circle back around twice though,
from how they like, they see there's something.
It's straight, trust me.
It's just gonna be swapped.
We're gonna use the same car to swap,
and then we switch cars.
Swap, and then we switch cars.
We go, we do it twice, and then we switch cars.
Look, Cybertruck, your car, M8, Durango,
Rolls Royce, Supra.
Do you run this with Senna and Emily?
Fuck Senna.
I'm not running shit, what's up?
Alright, fair enough.
It's me, you thing, bro.
Alright, I'm down.
You know what I'm saying?
Hell yeah.
No, what do we just do all the night?
So what do we do with them tacos?
I don't know.
Listen, man, I've only had 400 calories today minus the other debris, the dipping debris
that we just had.
Okay, Chad, this is the plan.
Tell me who can be mad at me.
I don't want to start the trend with like how we do a roof wukong even though a lot of times we do a wukong we just boot and do a wukong only.
I don't want to start this game at 3 AM bro. We go home, we watch some juicy reactions, we do the NBA game thing, the 82 and 0 game.
And then tomorrow we start up double-O, but if y'all don't like that, we can do it opposite
We actually just go home and start double-O right now and say the reaction for tomorrow
And continue double-O tomorrow, but let me know
Affairs
Do we ask bet
No we're in sports man.
We are?
Yeah.
You have paddle ship or something?
Nope.
How do I switch gears there?
Do I have a paddle?
So it's in a swatch, right?
Okay, okay, okay.
Change, change, change, change.
Go back in the right number.
Woo hoo.
Hehehe.
I did it by light.
I did it by light.
I got too hot, I got too hot, I got too hot, you know.
But low key, we can only do it,
we have to test out Taco Bells.
We have to see who's at the window game.
Yeah.
We have to see if it's like a good,
if it's like some, somebody who knows how to get,
be good with it, we ain't gonna go,
drop your different Taco Bells.
We just gonna go there for like cinnamon twists.
Here we go.
That's like our test run.
No, we gotta make it dirty.
That's the Siggi Road to dirty.
Dirty, kind of like.
Dirty.
Dirty.
Yeah, they make it very, very...
Do we have battery good right now?
Okay, see?
Loki, yes, I don't know why.
Oh, because I haven't reacted to anything.
Oh, yeah.
Like, generally.
But I mean, pure...
It usually wouldn't be good right now, but it is.
It's 12.32.
Hmm.
I have...
Is that LEGO video actually comp?
There's a video titled like,
The Biggest LEGO Thief of All Time.
Some shit and they just saying that shit is gas.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Everyone says yes.
I think it's pretty unanimous.
Yeah, I think so too.
All right.
I think they fuck over there.
Do we watch, uh, I didn't listen to Speed Song.
Was that shit fire?
But chat, what do we do?
Wait, Speed Song?
Yeah, you made a World Cup 2 song, so shit.
Oh, I watched that!
That first one was a banger, a few years ago.
So this one probably is banger too.
Are they using this one for people or not?
Is that crazy?
Or for the World Cup or not?
First one clears.
I'll be the judge of that.
But I ain't pure.
Jack, I'm making a song of Patreon this weekend.
I know I'm gonna feed the street and I haven't been feeding for it, but I'm gonna give you what you want, I'm gonna do it, okay?
Stop asking, stop asking, I gotcha, bruh.
I gotcha, niggas, bruh.
But I mean, Peter, that was in my way, and the deal...
No nigga, for you to mean no nigga.
I rather watch rivals. You rather watch rivals than four holes?
You listen to me make three holes part two? Like, what do we talk about?
Like, what do we really talk about?
I miss rivals. What do you mean you miss rivals? You was just on rivals.
Oh, actually, you did your hair. You said it until like 30 hours. Yeah, you didn't play no rivals.
Or did you play rivals today?
Scrappy dudes. I call them fucking scrappy dudes.
You don't play with me anymore.
Did I angle lie?
I'm like one or two games up GM too. Yeah.
Not GM too, but GM.
What's the highest?
Uh, one above all.
or eternity which was high is one above all are they turn it you turn it yeah I
think so who's your do around now I don't
yesterday was what like like Wabbe I guess I have the highest one already
Wabbe me and Wabbe me and Wabbe played yesterday but Wabbe played with my
some purple yesterday too I think he got a little yellow I'm just I'm a solo Q
game I plan alone but what I do play are either be Jada, Wabbe, Popo, or I play with
Kino like two times, Lib like four times, but I'm not me, pure, I'm part of it, yeah.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
You're from the raid?
Who raided me?
One of you are fucking mega?
Yo, what are you, just shy?
Doesn't get him tacos of Greg's and shit.
So he eatin' it.
Probably.
So he eatin' it.
All right, let's do it.
Hey, you know what's cool?
Maybe a cheap bus car.
I still got push to start.
Also, yeah, you should.
I appreciate that, thank you.
Nope.
Yep.
I got you.
I don't need you to do anything, Colton.
I'm gonna come back for the food.
I bet you are.
What the fuck?
No, I want to give it to Jordan too.
I'll have Jordan try it.
I'll give it to him.
Kiss him.
I want him to try the manhand blast and the...
Oh god, I forgot we had another bag.
We just whole wasted so much money there.
I forgot we had another bag.
That was dead ass in the kitchen.
You just hold on a minute.
Grab it out of your ass.
Talk about it.
Be honest with us, Colton.
I won't judge you.
Maybe I will.
But it's all part of the lore.
How many times have something got up your ass?
Cat.
Here, come on.
No, seriously.
I'm good.
But I mean, Pierre, I just do it so hard.
It's the uh,
and I,
Jordan! Jordan! Hey! I'm coming upstairs Jordan with the camera on live. Put your, huh?
Jordan! Jordan!
One last year
That's a new merch for you
Taco Bell had like some different dollars and new different dollars that we tried and a
Dirty by have last dirty got vanilla in it. We have two inches, so
Just if you want I'm not fucking it. I'm not you fucking it off
What is the house going out for?
Bruh, cause it was a green tripe, bruh.
I had green tripe for him, but,
it had to cut it inside the house,
and that shit busted that shit open.
You what?
I just farted.
You don't got a straw.
You say you saw obsession with who?
You saw obsession with who?
I'll do it right now Jordan. Kill myself right now. I'll drop.
Ah, that starts to hurt. Fuck. All right. Let's go, bro.
I mean, Pierre.
Actually, gotcha, Dave.
Oh yeah, look at my daddy five lads.
Now, Chad, I do have a question.
Do you think Creed is in my room sleeping?
Or, he's out there in two places.
In my room sleeping or across from my room?
He likes to watch my door sometimes.
Yeah, they're watching my door.
Excuse me.
What do you say, Jordan?
What's interesting?
Come here.
Did you see this?
I
See nice rock you do this in the what's up music video that shit was tough what huh? No, I didn't ask more shit
Oh, you're the shit. You're going to say on yeah umbra was not fucking with all the theatrics
Or she did not eat shit anyone you anything created Creed buzz down
Um, you fuck with it though. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. It's kind of freaky
I felt but I go he didn't hit my butt
That's not the fuck out of there
But I mean pure
Why do I have a grenade?
This is dead a room. This is a roommate
No, it's not I swear my life
I swear to everything I love I swear to God is a real great. I'm sorry
Chill Florida. Oh
But I mean pure
That's what I'm creating for my mom, I swear I promise you this
Is it active? No, if the pink come out is it gonna blow? No, but
That's a real name.
Next to your fucking bed.
An explosion, and it would have gone crazy.
Throw it. No, so it's not real. Yes it is.
And they took some components out so it won't come blow the fuck up.
That don't mean it's not real.
Alright chat, look, listen.
007 or reactions yo first of all thank you Colton for driving with us today and wasting
absolutely all of our time because we all wasted each other's time together.
I'm sorry I was wasting your time.
It was a blast.
It was a fucking blast.
You know what it was?
No it wasn't it was a blast.
It was a Bahabas.
It was a Bahabas.
Yeah!
There we go.
Not only was it a Bahabas it was man dirty.
It was a dirty Bahabas.
No cap.
Reactions is cooking so look listen. I
Want you to be upset because there's nothing to be upset about quite frankly
Help hole
Trust me. You don't want me to start double o7 now because y'all would get an hour as it be late
And yeah, trust me you want me to start earlier, bro
Reactions matter what time you do reactions for the game. I
I don't want to do that too too late no more one-off GM
Gone wait for you, though
Wait
Bobby say wait Bobby say wait all I'm saying stay away. That's a reaction to do stay away go take a nap or some shit stay wait
Stay wait stay wait
As soon as I lose one why baby, I'm out. I'm off. I'm off
Why don't we play it on stream or off stream?
Hey, what's that? Oh, send me to look at that basketball game to the 8210 game
We can do on why they GG bro
I'm about to make the best basketball team of all time nigga this video is good. Is it?
What's the 82 and 0 game, bro?
What's happening?
82, 0 game.
But I mean, I found it.
But I mean, pure, okay.
So what do we do?
How do you do this shit?
Play classic.
So it's, okay, let's spin the 20s.
Oh, 2000s.
2020s
Chill bro Zion Inc. Oh fuck
Shit
Okay, see this D. Dejante train Murphy
Fuck bro
You could shuffle top right how many shuffles do I get?
Dead run try again only one
One for team one for era, okay, I'm shuffling team
Let's go job let's go job
Let's go job. Let's go job. Let's go job. Let's just go job. Let's go job. Oh my God.
Alright, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We got job point guard.
We got Vince Carter.
So I'm like, oh, wait.
Yeah, we got Vince Carter.
Ah, that's a young man, that's what I'm saying.
Hold on, we got Chris Bodge right here.
That ain't gonna hoop it again.
Ah!
Let's go Vince, bro.
Let's go Vince Carter.
I live my life. I live my life. I live my life. Put your smartphone for real quick. Let's do oh
Paul George Danny yo, yo
Hello, I got a lot. I used to fuck with Danny Granger game. No cap. I
So fuck with Danny Granger overly game
Victor Oladipo GG
Okay, I
I generally might go Paul George still
Because I feel I have a one more averaging one more rebound in this one more assist is gonna be more important to have averaging one more point
You feel me I
Feel that that's gonna be the chase
Let's see let's see let's see
bro what 70s give me a different
you know I bro do they put context like let's say they have a nigga in the 70s go
against the nigga in the 20 in the 2020s and they both average the same points do
Do they have context? Is there context behind it? No?
If there's no context, I'm going crazy.
If there's no context, I'm going crazy.
If there's no context game, and my dog will get over three blocks a game, bro.
They do it. They do it.
Yo, I'm kind of fucked.
There what?
World be free right there.
You're literally an old head you should know this.
Not too shabby!
Not too shabby!
Not too bad!
For the first one, not too bad!
another one
and i don't know what's that you
home
and what
the game literally takes the accumulated stats of each player
there is zero context for impact being kept in mind
just the stats you see
okay
okay there
all right
what was just all p on a ship
I go lie, give me, try to do a different team or a different era, team or era, cause this
is 60s era, we gotta do era, holy fuck.
Okay, hold on, hold on, bro, shut the fuck up, we got Cade, we got Cade, hold on, hold
Hold on!
Hold on!
James Harden?
Mitchell, James Harden had more assists!
We're going by stats!
Chill.
Let me cut- No, no, no, no, no, no.
We gotta do a different team here, bro.
I
Mean
You still got to build a squad that fits
I
Can't pick up on Harper
Damn I want to re-roll this team. I feel like I could get a good I am retarded. Why did I?
Can't give me fucking Lakers or some shit game. Can you give me fucking Lakers, bro?
It's over Chad is fucking over. It's over, bro
Okay, okay, okay, Paolo, okay, okay, Paolo, okay, okay, Paolo.
Come on, give me a d-
Chris Bosh is not only off from here.
Unless I, can I remove like positions?
Oh my God, I'm cooked.
Oh my God, one more time, one more time, one more time.
I'm actually gonna go crazier, I'm gonna go crazier,
I'm gonna go crazier.
Amari is right there again.
Chef, what you got?
Put you in the center.
I feel like it's easier to fill up.
Fitz Carter.
Did that right?
I did that right.
I did that right.
I did that right.
Rage, you still here playing games?
When are you starting a family, her 30?
Bro, what you...
Yo, these roles is fucking ass!
Put this in a powerful, I'm cooked game, I should have put him that fucking small four.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I should have put him that point guard.
No, no, no, no, no, can I switch?
Can I switch?
No, no, no, no, no, please, can I move, can I move positions?
Can I move positions?
Oh, we got to re-roll. What do we have to re-roll in?
That's your team.
Oh, fuck.
Error.
Oh!
Fuck!
Y'all this is going on PG.
Y'all this is going on point go.
One more. Now last one for show for show.
Last one, last one, last one. Okay, we going crazy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Charles Barclay.
Oh, my, Moses Malone,
my fault. Oh, you right there. Oh, wait, hold on. Y'all say
All Stats Matter though. Y'all say All Stats Matter though.
I still might go bark
I might go Bartley game no cap
I'm I go Bartley game no cow
What's easy to fill out you think small for the power forward
Small force easy okay, I'll put him in power for it
Oh, okay, I can be pop
I'm a
Move Berkeley to small for I can't oh you can you can move
I go lie and listen.
You did it last time?
I didn't do it right.
Listen.
Listen.
Are these the only stats that matter in this?
What's easier to fill out point card a small four or sugar, bro
How to put Mitch only the stat. Yeah, I can't put Mitch if only the stats that show matter
I mean, you know what? Since we use heart
I'm gonna go make sure bro. It's hella close. It's hella close.
Oh my god. Wait, actually, no, we're hoping. Let's get it. We're hoping. Now me. Oh, wait.
Oh
Oh, I'm just gonna go pop yours 71 and 11
I
Build another yo, this is low key addicting. Why is this addicting? Oh
My god, okay, what position what is the hardest position to fill out so I can just pull LeBron in it cuz he plays every fucking position
We could always move it we could always move it we could always move it
Let me put it as standard you can always move it you can always move it
My point guard whoa, whoa, whoa, they don't have steals in blocks per game. Hey
My point guard I don't give a fuck
What he I don't know a single
Okay, Pete, but like
Pistol Pete, but like
Chad, we y'all be watching 70s hoops, bro
Pistol Pete. Yeah, but like okay, I feel like we could farm some more stats game
I feel like we could have found some more stats. I ain't gonna see
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Good morgue, his cousins.
Chad, do I reroll?
Wait, what?
We can't put him on?
Oh, that's racist.
Oh, wow.
I can't move milk to a power forward.
Oh my god, wow, wow, I bet if we roll the team, if we roll the teams here.
I found
Not
Not found
Okay, hold on hold on let's think about this
Just think about this. Hold on we could cook we could cook we could cook here
We could cook here cuz look
I'll ask
Okay, listen
Listen, listen, this is how we cook here. This is how we cook here. This is how we cook here. This is how we cook here.
I gotta get MJ gang. I can't get Gilbert.
Okay.
I gotta get MJ. It's over.
OH MY GOD! FUCK!
FUCK!
Look at these names though, bro.
look at these names though gang Oscar pistol Pete MJ LeBron or Chamberlain
bro like I know it is not prime fucking MJ and shit but like fuck if that was
prime MJ remember that record bro what's the highest the streamer has got in
chat
There what you were this close to 82 to 0 megajoules and wilt is dead ass a guaranteed when they hold you
Lazo Tim
Your numbers are good for this I guess
Hold on I'm gonna go crazy here give me a
This team not gonna do nothing, bro. I I generally my real team here
Oh
I mean pure
Hmm
Ray I gotta go to truth game I
I gotta go to truth bruh or kg. I gotta go to truth bruh
Give me Lebron James, bro. That's the only way
Patrick Ewing
My god, bro, give me Jalen Brunson. I need Jalen Brunson, bro. I
Can't move any of this bro
Jalen Brunson
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
All right, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in here.
Chris Weber, oh my god.
Give me the bulls, give me the bulls, give me the bulls, give me the bulls.
Charles Barkley, AI.
I think in him
On my go a higher wait no 10 11 boards, bro
And yes, I could do as good as Charles Barkley in this bro
Berkeley a stat demon bro
You got to go Barclay in your chat. We got to play smart
We got to play a smart chat
We got to
Terry Evans. I fucked with Terry Evans
10s fuck me, bro Lance the goal is fucking go right there. Really gay
Looked at the jump shot on 2k.
Yo, this is ass
This is ass, what do we do here, bro?
Rudy gay or all means that ran off there, but that's not gonna be
Rudy gay
Because so fuck no
take zebo fuck bro it's over it's not a 212 it's just not it's just not
that. Lord Burd, come here. Um, gimme AI. I get a hell yeah. Gimme AI. There what?
And gimme clothing. The only thing that matters in this game is PR. A team building doesn't
matter. To get 82 to 0 you have to get a game score of 110. But at me, Pierre?
The bonus is a stat demon game.
He is...
I can't move him anywhere at all.
I can't move you.
But you hear nothing.
I'm stuck in that homey, bro.
I need a shh.
Damn, I gotta go.
Damn, cah.
Where do I go here?
Ugh.
I'm stuck in that homey, bro.
I need a shh.
Damn, I gotta go.
Damn, cah.
Where do I go here?
Ugh.
How do you do a manga stream yeah, why are G manga?
How was this team better than the last one build another wait, what streamers I've gotten
8210 give me KD.
I don't want book.
I want KD.
I don't want book.
I
Low
Like Katie cuz I could put him like four different spots game three different spots for a caramel long give it to me
me. Um, yeah, you win. Whoa. Okay. Not that guy. Not that. Okay. I don't mean like that.
Him of all people too. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.
that chill bro chill chill bro wait is this more you know low-key right now
I think it's still you in
They're still going you in here
Me me no give me a Yanis any Yanis here. I'm okay D. Just
Celtics
What fuck bro
Oh
My god
Is it listen listen we're gonna do this we're gonna kill we're gonna
Mellow, 2000s.
What the fuck?
Oh, Frasier, fuck.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my God.
Give me Kobe.
Give me Shaq.
Ray Allen.
I'm going.
Not gonna lie chat
Put right right now. Yeah, we got we this is overly bro
How Jefferson it's over chat it's fucking over
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Team team here give me Lakers
Okay, I'm not I'm not mad I'm not mad. I'm not mad. We got prime Michael Jordan Kevin
Okay, give me 80 was right there, but no, but the workers cousin lowkey was cooking
a little more 80 at this point bro bro over what was the stats was 80 stats in
2010s it said bro you just lied bro the Marcus Cousins was like bro that
it was going crazy. Wait, about to get a little better? Because the stats clear?
You better not do it again. Okay, let's, it would have changed 10 wins, it's a fact. Okay,
let's react, let's react, let's react. Let's react. I asked 100 people the most controversial opinion,
Yo, wait, hold on, why is he, what is your most controversial opinion?
And after this, we'll do Lego.
What is your most controversial opinion?
Actually, let's say this tomorrow and do, let's do Lego now.
Let's do one fat Lego now.
And I'm going to ask you on the same question.
Y'all better have it answered.
This is an hour and a half video.
I don't even know.
Free 3 hour, Kwan Wheeler was good, that's your first time chatting, why'd you decide
to chat now for the first time?
Xbox better than play, oh shit, we can talk about that.
I also want to start doing this segment, like obviously change my mind but not degenerate
game, without the way that Steven Crowder fuck nigga was doing it, I'm talking about
Like, actually like, real, like, normal opinions and shit.
Can we get 007? Tomorrow, early.
They do it.
Scrappy dude. Why'd they keep calling me Scrappy dude?
This man spent his life collecting what's now known as
the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection ever.
It's estimated to be worth around $200,000.
What the fuck?
The entire thing got stolen, and the police are actively working with the thieves
to cover the entire thing up.
But the craziest part is that the collector
doesn't even know that his collection's been stolen.
Ah!
Yeah, the collector's son Brian, well,
he reached out to me because he has no clue
how to break this news to his dad.
At this point, my father and I-
But he knows now, motherfucker!
A help episode, we can't bring any stress to him.
Um...
The reason he's reaching out to me
is because the producer covered
this entire thing up.
at this moment I promise Brian that I would not end this video until I get his
entire world record Star Wars collection back. But anyways, the fees for this collection...
Why could a Star Wars collection be $200,000? Is it the quality of legals he has or that
quantity that he has gang? Like what's so expensive about what the fuck?
Action is actually a corporation called Bricks and Minifigs.
Bricks and Minifigs, the biggest toy store of its kind.
is the largest toy store.
Bricks and minifigs were not just your average Lego store.
For collectors, Bricks and minifigs is basically seen as the best and safest way to sell your
Lego collections.
I'm selling my Lego, so what I'm planning to do with them is take them to my local Bricks
and minifigs.
Because there's so much-
You know it's cr-
Me, Jordan, are we-
Do y'all used to play with Legos, bro?
Oh god, I've played with Legos.
I've played with XO Force.
I've played with all type of Star Wars Legos.
There's positive media about them everywhere.
Ryan thought that this would be the perfect store to finally sell his dad's Lego Star Wars collection.
So I wrote up a contract.
In the contract, it says that these are still the family's Lego sets.
I love Barnaby's. I love Barnaby's.
Every time one gets sold, the store gets to keep a small percentage of each sale.
This was a store for the inventory.
So that store that day was nothing but my dad's collection.
Like, all the shelves filled.
They had to bring in extra shelves and do the whole party.
Long was shelves.
But the owner of the franchise, this woman,
well, her husband had to actually leave the country
due to some work-related reasons.
My husband and I were planning on moving out of the country.
I reached out to corporate-
What country would y'all move to?
Let them know, hey, there's something that's coming up
in the next like four to five months.
I'm gonna go to Korea just to see what's on my-
She told the Brooks and Minifigs corporation
that she was planning on selling this store.
So the corporation actually was able to find a buyer
to buy it from her.
They let me know that they had somebody
I was interested in purchasing a franchise in the area.
He was going to be in town and he was going to stop by.
And just take a look at it.
Wasn't it until Brandon got there
that he informed me that they were terminating
my franchise agreement?
We were getting threats from Brandon and from corporate
that if we didn't leave the store immediately,
the police were going to be called.
I told corporate I wasn't comfortable leaving that night
without the inventory.
I was also told I was not going to be able to stay there long enough to do that inventory.
But we don't just have to take this woman's word for it.
She was actually able to save all the security camera footage from that night,
proving that everything she just said is true.
What is this?
An evidence is there in the security cam footage.
It's him at the store kicking her out.
What the fuck?
They sent us his crystal asking him,
how am I supposed to pay this guy?
These are sets he has not been paid for.
These are ones that haven't, he has not been paid this percentage yet.
And if I don't have the tickets, I won't know how much I need to pay him.
That's a business thing and not necessarily you are speaking.
It's taking all the business he takes on all that outside the club.
His own corporation is seeing their own videos saying they're gonna take it.
After this woman got kicked out of her own store, she called Brian explaining how
she got a lot of money just to get down.
It is now trying to take the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection without paying for it.
So Brian called the store to see what was going on all the store and I said what happened to Chris
I guess well, that's kind of a private matter, but the corporation's you're getting robbed again
You're fucking rock taken over the store. There's something I do to help you if I said well, yeah
$200,000 with the Legos. I like I let do it
They're gonna play and the owner of a half-year stores in the tornado
all those vintage Star Wars sets you have in there are ours and
And he goes, oh, I don't know anything about that.
Then you better get to learn about it because that is our collection.
So I went down to the store, brought a copy of the contract.
We're like, you need to let me in back and let me see the sets that you still have.
All you have to do is let me in back.
We can go that route or we can go to court.
Right.
And the guy, there's looks at me, crosses his arms and goes,
Let me tell you what's gonna happen if we go to court
We're gonna drag this thing out so long and you're gonna end up spending so much more money than your collection is ever worth
Or what you ever would have gotten on it, but it ain't worth it, man
So if that's right you want to go to get that's really the right you want to go around and just let me walk in and go
What yes, yo like some people said they're just like I'm really like I
some people are just born natural born scumbags like they don't care how they
get it they don't care who they hurt when they get they just they just don't get
it no more they don't digs won't get it don't give a fuck like there's just some
humans that don't got empathy bro they don't give a fuck
why did you at that point Brickston Minifigs knows that this yo at that point I
don't give a fuck at that point I'm so petty yes I want to do all that man we
both won't have nothing nigga we both won't have nothing nigga both of us
will have nothing nigga and no actually after I win you are going to cut me for my lawyer fees
and give me my shit bad nigga fuck you time I know no you wouldn't be one cook
family especially with the father's health doesn't have the resources to take him to court and
almost mockingly media with tons of pictures of Star Wars Legos it seems like they're just rubbing
it in this family's face that they stole the world's largest Lego Star Wars collection in the
world and they got away with saying everybody is absolutely fast-forward
I'll let hell in the corporation chat I don't even know if y'all something really
is which I'll what y'all pull up like would you slap me if this was us again
just got an 82 no okay we got to try that for this video again no I'm God if I
hear one of my this is one of my YG niggas in the situation I'm making a
video with you and we pulling up YG deep nigga I don't give a fuck but y'all
I want to do that for me.
Store and your collection catching fire.
Bro, this is fucked up, bro.
Okay, what if they sold Creed?
I feel like the,
I feel like that's the only thing y'all actually
slaughtered for.
I feel like niggas would actually leave the house.
I feel like niggas would actually leave their house
for Creed.
I feel like ninjas would actually...
I would have actually saved Creed, oh god I would.
Get away with doing that.
Yeah.
And why are the cops not helping?
Luckily for Brian, a YouTuber ended up catching wind of this story and created a team of
YouTubers to do whatever they could to get swaggered like it was back.
This is the full inventory of all the sets.
Stole Creed I would help you out and after we beat his bitch ass up
I'ma tell you and Greg to hold him down while I undo my belt and you know the rest
What the fuck
Many figs we can figure out how to get this guy's money
I love you all guys they started they instantly stopped working on this case
Why?
I called one of them to find out why.
What the fuck?
So, they were threatening legal action against us, you know?
Brickson and his friends were just a real big company.
Yo gang!
Yo, hit the streamers up gang!
I promise you, they ain't threatening shit!
We won't buy them!
They know yo bro, I'm telling you gang!
Hit the niggas up with money, niggas!
That niggas gonna cook up, I promise you bro!
Who probably has way more resources than we should.
Hey!
Really put up a fight against?
Brickston Minifigs knows that they can just bully anyone that tries to expose them with frivolous lawsuits.
I don't think so. Anyone who...
And this left Brian feeling pretty hopeless.
It eats me alive. I've been...
They better have solved this by the end of this video.
I had terrible anxiety attacks over it. Got put on medication.
I just kind of was like, okay, I just have to let these freaking things go right now.
Damn.
Because there's just it didn't seem like I have any path to go, you know
I have a lie
They lucky they robbed the right nigga. This was the wrong nigga that place you're shot the fuck up. I'm keeping the beam
Long situation wrong different person different time different area now, please get a shot
It just knew what it is on God on God. I guess now it's time for me to get good news
So immediately I went to my car picked up some friends and started driving 16 hours to this bricks and me
I will do literally anything it takes, even if I can take down the entire police force,
I will stop at nothing until this family hits their entire Lego Star Wars collection back.
That's the way.
And now 16 hours later...
I need niggas like that.
I need niggas like this in my life.
I need real watchin' niggas like this in my life.
What's up?
I need niggas like this in my life.
Niggas like this in my life.
16 hours what?
16 hours what?
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
I'll be pulling up to the bricks and minifigs store.
I started a pair of spy camera glasses
Honestly, I just want to hear bricks and pancakes out of the story. Hey, how's it going?
It's pretty good
so basically my friend said that uh
You guys have some of his Legos, I think and he told me to come here and see if I could pick them up
I think they're Brian's Legos
It's like a big like Star Wars collections that I think
Yo bro, yo, yo, lady, yo, lady, I will get a dyke in this bitch right now to beat yo
up.
What are you talking about?
I could go ahead and leave right now, okay?
Y'all are robbing this innocent man, okay?
What's up player?
Whoa, I just didn't even say player.
I don't even know.
One nigga that say player still.
My dog heartache, nigga!
What's up nigga?
How you living bro?
Hold on, yo check.
Fuck out of here.
Real nigga's talking.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all know game shit.
You know what I'm saying? Y'all not on no game of shit.
Talking to a real OG right now.
What's good, A?
How the fuck you been, nigga?
How the fuck you been, A?
What the hell, boy?
Long time no talk, bruh.
See, but he on though.
He might take a long time to type and shit.
My dawg, fuck you again.
Y'all know nothing about the crumb side of shit,
the game of shit and shit, man.
Y'all know nothing about that.
Hit you up onto the I back.
After the show, I'ma check my deal with you.
El Manorisms, who got El Manorisms, you know?
N***a, why you up?
N***a, it's 2 AM, boy, on a special bedtime, bro.
Stop, stop saying cap.
Your line, ah, you he not checking?
Yes, I am, bro.
I just got bad memory, bro.
I like to mention some shit.
Bro, are we watching how these n****s
robbed this n***a 200,000 Lego set game?
And this bitch talking about you need to leave now,
n***a, what?
Get, bruh, if you don't call some d**k,
b**ch, come and jump this, oh, what?
Pretty good
Whoa, it's just podcast. What you know about that? I might be IP my dog
Y'all know nothing about that
So basically my friend said that you guys have some of his Legos I think and he told me to come here and see if I could pick
I'm up
I think they're Brian's Legos
It's like a big like Star Wars. So it serves my fault my fault my fault. I see this on YouTube is a crazy
Yo, this shit is crazy, bro. I think
Really?
You need to go ahead and leave now where I will call the police.
Y'all, he asked a question.
No, he won't.
Hi, hi, hi. You wanna watch the cameras? I'm being wrapped.
Watch the cameras.
I am being harassed. You need to leave.
Literally, all I did was just bring up that my friend has some Legos in their store,
and the manager started freaking out on me.
Yay, autocorner, good to know.
If this is brought up, check the niggas out.
They had a meeting about this shit.
of the contract the store made with Brian saying that all of these Lego sets will remain his until
sold. Because of the contract legal reason to be here legally this does not count as harassment
instead the manager should be checking the store's inventory to see if these sets are still in their
store. I tried for a long time just to get her to look
at this contract finally she gave me an answer of why she can't help me basically what the manager
saying is that if someone did steal the legos it was her it was cool why don't you just shoot her again
just got here can you restart stream
me bitch I've been left with five whole fucking hours whole ass nigga fucking me
can I restart stream bitch it is 2 a.m. to my restart stream from what part what
part I'm supposed to restart from
The beginning
That girl broke up with
Cal why your bitch broke up with you, bro. Did she ask?
Wait Cal
What your bitch broke up with you? Oh
Wait, do you have me on Discord right quick, huh?
Tell me why.
Just tell me why.
Oh.
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corporate now you gotta talk to the stove we don't handle that type of shit
So when they say go to corporate how do we respond next time I have no idea you have to take up with them
It's it's your
Thing with them. It's that doesn't involve us
So I showed the manager what corporate
When corporate tells me this I'm supposed to come back to the store, right?
And so it kind of seems like you're going yo, she's confused. She's testing. Yo, the next we robbed a friend's pull up game
What do we do with these on my ass? Yes, he's on my ass. Yeah, what do I do? What I do? What I do?
She panicking ain't saying
Oh, this is what corporate told us
It's not it's worse to leave I guess
I
Don't know about you guys. What does that mean? I don't give a fuck. It kind of seems like the only reason she's asking me to leave the store
It's good. It's to cover up this $20,000 theft
It's not fair to have something for my fucking Legos nigga
Fuck fuck it's some bitches with Disney here to fuck yo. Yo, I'll fucking stow up bro. They'll fucking let this shit fuck
They're gonna burn all these fucking Legos down gang nobody game, but we are broke now. We are
Then you're asking me to leave?
You only need to leave, I can ask you to leave.
You need to leave, you need to leave.
Bro, I'm not getting raise-vated, bro.
I hate people again. I hate people like that.
Bro, I'm getting raise-vated, gang.
Eventually...
Like, why did she go home and tell her husband,
what happened at work today? Oh, my God, this guy was sorry,
and I ain't like...
What do you tell people, gang?
The owner of the store called in and asked
if he could talk to me.
Are you the owner of the bricks and minifig store?
Yeah, why? What do you got?
So basically, I wanted to get some of the LEGOs back that you guys still have.
I think I'm looking for the clone turbo tank that...
Why the HQ would be entitled to the RNs and Tony?
Well, at least I confirmed the LEGOs are still here.
The only thing is the owner's claiming that he's the owner of these LEGO sets.
I mean, it's pretty stupid of him to say that, considering I'm literally holding a copy of a contract he made with the store
that said that this LEGO Star Wars collection is not the store's property.
It's the family's property.
The contract makes all of this very clear.
So I want to give him one more chance
to answer a little bit better.
Well, I just want to get it back to my friend.
She said he couldn't get it back.
So I was just wondering if I could just come and pick him up.
Because you guys still have him, right?
Bro, why do you think your friend would
be entitled to our inventory?
What's his?
He owns the Legos.
Huh?
He doesn't own the Legos.
Yeah, we have a contract.
He does own them.
No, bro.
Are you an idiot?
That's what they can do.
They can go have answers for you.
Are you dumb?
They're thinking about a reply.
Those are filler, stall words.
To replace any real answer.
Hey, how's it going?
At least the police are here now.
So once I show them the contract,
we're in with the store.
We can finally get the Legos back.
Basically we have, I think it's like $200,000
with the Lego sets.
We just have them in the store and we just like
like to pick them up I guess because they were gonna sell it for us I guess they're
not selling it for us anymore but does it sound like you're watching through right?
If somebody robbed me, no shit they wouldn't want me there and then I'm on the ass.
the the issues I've been robbed of 200,000 fucking dollars worth of fucking merchandise bitch
What are you talking about?
but they have our sets though, yeah
I don't want them to keep the Lego sets though
Okay
So yeah
The police officer- So what do you do there at all that the store just stole $200,000 worth of Legos?
For some reason, he made it seem like I was the bad guy.
So you are your trespassing here?
Okay.
That's her life, so if you come back-
Oh, her life?
Yeah, if you come back, you could be arrested.
Okay?
Yeah, you're gonna arrest massive members?
Get the Legos back then, if I can't come into the store.
Okay, please, please, please, please, possible.
You understand the trespass, but if you come back, you won't be arrested.
So...
Again, we're out.
What?
Brian did warn...
How about if you're the one I call the police?
Yeah, they said we'll be letting you.
So Brian and I are now officially trespassed from the store.
What?
And we are going to ask for his own Lego collection back.
We are going to be arrested.
Is there, I guess, a reason why they're able to just take all the Legos and not give it back?
So, you should scan it.
Yo, I hate a retard. Oh my god. Were you talking about yo, this kid? No, I'm getting baited. I'm getting baited
I am getting baited bro. I believe
Okay, I'm not allowed to be in the parking lot
Also, this store just owns all this whole lot
They bought the lot. They just own all this shit these stores and don't matter. They just own all this
Yeah, there's a little this story here
We've been filming for 10 minutes and I'm already trespassed from bricks and minifigs, which
is like the whole location of the video.
So how do I film a video of bricks and minifigs now if I can't even legally go back there?
So to continue the video without getting arrested, I went back to bricks and minifigs corporate
offices.
In the bricks and minifigs, CEO, the guy who runs the entire company, Gemin McNef, he
personally came out to talk to us.
so what's going on so you guys are holding some of our legos you're not is it a lie
that's that's a lie uh you did take the legos so we have our attorneys have visited like again
so who's let like Brian man this thing had just said 30 words made no zero sentences game he just
He said 30 words, said zero sentences, man.
Bro, is this Asmongold variant?
Why he got him BDSI?
Why he look like this?
Is Asmongold cousin?
What is this?
Who is this?
Why he look like this?
Okay, and who is that?
He's the guy who had a bunch of,
he had like $200,000 worth of Legos in his store.
No, it didn't happen.
Whoa!
I mean, it did happen, yeah, it did happen.
No, we did not.
Yeah, because his Legos were in the store
and you guys took them.
I know you think lying to us right now is kinda like helping me out.
I'm not lying to you.
Well, we both know you're lying, but...
No, we don't.
So, I showed him some social media posts his own company made that are still up that claims that these are Brian Mansell's Lego set.
I was like, AHHHHHHHHH!
Yo, yo, now what, what's he gonna say?
What's he gonna say?
Seth said they're still folding on to worth $200,000.
But all of these claims are from his own company.
We just caught the CEO of the entire company red-handed in a lie.
Yeah, it's crazy to me that even the CEO is in on this cover-up, but anyways
Now we just caught the CEO on this slide
I want to let him know that it's gonna be much easier if he just gives us the lego's back now
If you should want to give it back now, it's gonna be a lot easier for you guys, you know, I
Think you guys would prefer the easy way
I already know that you're gonna- oh yeah? Yeah, the easy way, but get the fuck out of my- that's what you- I know that's what he's thinking right now
The hard way, I don't think you guys are really gonna like it. Oh, shit
But we're getting back either way so it's like you can either
So you don't want to do the easy way
I bet you I was fucking home later he ain't getting me
I bet you if I came from the fucking ceiling with my eyes like red light easy black laser beam the nigga
Hey after like this, I bet you you want it bitch
It's my name to be superpowers, bro
So you guys in the legal activity that's illegal on me
Okay, you've been asked to leave.
Haha!
It was that!
Friggin' bitch!
Yo!
What a decision!
I'm presenting an album with the Easyway, and they said,
Heck no!
Welp, they've only left me one other option.
The Easyway is the hard way.
What, court gang?
But now it's pretty much the super hard way, because the police are protecting them.
If I ever go back to the store, I'm getting arrested.
You come back, you will be arrested.
Okay?
So, we already grouped together to re-watch the footage I've gotten so far, and there was one thing
the manager said that might be a way forward for us.
I'm not hurting from the owners, but you need to leave.
Can I talk to the owners then, or...?
Go ahead and call the owners.
Uh, I'd like to get the...
What are you looking at, gang? The shit is right here.
The screen right here? What are you looking at, man? I don't know. What do you want?
For us
Can't talk to the owner's that are you go ahead and call the numbers
Why don't you give it to me?
I knew a few business of high school that was built like the Hebrew
Wonder what they look like now
I have the Lego sets you guys have so I don't have the owner's number now so yeah if you
give me that if that's what you want me to do then you give me the number and I can basically
she's putting all of the blame on the owner of the store which is good to find out the
The problem is she's not giving me the owner's number
I'll find
Get this
That's why I was like corporate keeps on me contact the owners of the store, but we know
I
Manager is really trying to protect the store from getting in trouble. So
She's not gonna give me his number. I'm just have to I'm the top of nigga. I go. I'm too petty
I would have walked up in there at the lot bought some regular shit at it off
I would have played the long game game. That's how petty I am. That's how deep is I get bro
It just it would do play the long game became friends with them became close with them
You know Zane over time
Everybody ain't but that fucking line of niggas nigga 48 niggas leave the fucking back door open. I like shah shah shah fuck
So what would you do niggas? Oh god find it all the way different way. It's the only way
She tends to be the foe and might be able to see his name and number Josh Lego
Whoa
Double so if she's not gonna give me his number, I just have to find it a different way
You might be able to see his name and number, Josh, who I know.
We found out the owner's name is Josh.
Listen, hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hold on.
YouTube, Twitch.
Hold on, gang.
Hold on.
To be fair, to be quite frank, my name is Joshua.
Not Josh.
Not Josue.
Not Yishua.
It's Joshua.
not josh
this nigga name clearly hears josh
and it says josh lego
my last name is now lego
however the number was way too blurry on the spyglasses
no it's so blurry
so i checked the stores instagram to see if there's anyone named josh which it doesn't
fuck
so i checked her business right quick mr rage just wanna say the com is filling up
with screenshots of niggas going 82 to zero fuck you're a crumb they hacked it
they lied they ain't doing on stream don't count curbs but everything got
scrubbed this owner is really going to anyway this is an organ on god I don't
hope bro bro game at your game this is an organ please tell me they saw this
case the state fully anonymous after watching the footage over and over my
final conclusion is the manager sucks oh you talk but she's not really the
mastermind this whole thing she's just
protected fuck no organ sucks you're a
crumb organs the top five state in the
United States organs fucking beautiful
fuck you it just rings a lot
mastermind this whole thing because
she's brainwashed luckily for me to my
youtube career I've infiltrated tons of
cults and I've personally experienced
some of the most intense and crazy
brainwashing in the entire world
basically what I'm trying to say is I'm
pretty sure that I could brainwash one
of these bricks and mini figs and
employees way harder than any corporate office is good what the fuck yes that's
the plan please tell me please tell me to do what I like what I thought to do
going there get going there throw like a like a little geek work become friends
with other employees you get a little bit more information like who owns the store
anyway it's a dickhead it's Josh Belfast bro he's so fucking annoying but he's my boss
and I oh Josh Belfast I should say that's how you do it game infiltrate
Brainwashed the bricks and minifigs
Conquer the body
Beyond my side
Yeah, I'm starting a leg of cults
I mean a true cult would never actually
call themselves a cult
They always disguise themselves as something else
So, yes, I'm actually just starting a
regular old leg of cult
That's what we're calling it
My friend Victor is going to be the cult recruiter
I dressed him up to look like a famous YouTuber
so he would look powerful
and the employees here will have to listen to him
My name's Victor
We're going to Bricks and Mini Figs!
Let's go!
Alright guys, we are heading into the store right now.
He was doing amazing, and we had to make sure that these employees know that Victor is the real deal.
That's crazy!
Let's go!
Yo, we got a fan over here. One, two...
Is that a fake fan?
Toys for everyone!
Hey, I'll send you the picture.
Yo, I'm good, big boys.
So far, everything we had set up was working perfectly.
And now, we have to come up with some type of way
to get one of these employees out of the store
so we can brainwash them.
That's good, that is crazy.
So we're filming a quick video, maybe you and her
want to do some kind of challenge for like a hundred bucks.
I mean, sure, I'm down for that.
I don't know what's happening.
Wait, what?
What is that?
I was gonna say I mean when they when they talk they will give us our answers now. They believe it when they tell us
when they when they sell them when they tell them three two one yellow
and these employees started their YouTube challenge and yeah I'm just gonna fast-forward to this part
I'm not gonna torture you guys with all this all you really need to know is that this girl ended up winning
How's it going we're partnering with the local Lego club and we're gonna kind of do like an award ceremony
Like the Lego club wants to host the award ceremony for you, so
Lego club award ceremony. Yo, this is dead ass. Uh, yeah
And just like that she's in so we traveled deep into the woods and waited for this employee to show up
what wait wait what the fuck am I watching what do you mean to the what
Wait, what?
And with that, our new cult member has arrived.
She's the leg of Queen!
She's the leg of Queen!
And with that, our new cult member has arrived.
the blood got cooked
Got her
Got her blood got cooked GG, bro
Before you can brainwash someone they have to be open to it the most cults achieve this by making a new recruit seem like the most
Special person in the entire world
Yo, bro, imagine is worth a full shit
it. Niggas tell you to go to the woods and like this is after work like just activities
game. Niggas and Lego hands and shit. I mean you gotta be a weirdo to work at that store
though so I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Special person in the entire
world. What the fuck is falling for this shit? Winner goes to California. Did it ask to see
Do you need a subscriber count or anything?
LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3! LEGGO 3!
Another thing I've personally seen a lot of cults do is that they constantly give new recruits power.
Men's life has just joined the sea heart position.
If people feel powerful, they're less likely to think that they're the ones that are being manipulated.
So we gotta give this girl some power.
You give me power?
Yes
What the fuck is going on, bro? They've been having a power triple for some Legos.
This can't be real, bro. There's no way this is real, bro. There's no way. There's no way.
Lastly, all Colts do group rituals to make you feel like one with the group.
So now, we have to become one with this bricks and minifigs and plead.
Brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick, brick by brick!
And now the employee is fully brainwashed.
Okay, maybe not fully brainwashed, but we definitely did a much better job at brainwashing her than corporate bricks and minifigs did, so hopefully now I'm f-
Is this why rage always go into Oregon?
Why do we always? I put the organ like twice.
Finally safe to bring up these Star Wars Lego sets. We heard something about like some like Star Wars set
Do you know anything about that or?
I know some of it. They were gonna reimburse him for everything
And then I think they did and he's upset about everything we think yet.
They reimbursed him for everything?
Yeah, we don't have any of his stuff on the shelves
Really?
Yeah, we don't have any of it
But just like every other cult member out there, these employees have been told a lie and are now willing to pretty much die to spend this lie
The good thing now, she's going to be even harder by our cults and our cult is now gonna give her the freedom to
Finally be able to think logically about the situation
So we think we think they've been lying to you so these were all the sets in the store and they're all metadata timestamped
Yeah, those are all his
Yeah, I know you guys do you showed me one of them
Yeah
You were really funny after you left, I got a call from my boss and he was like, how do I get the virus?
Dang what?
Now that we have-
Yo, oh my god, it actually worked, oh my, she just talking.
She just talking your game, this is what your chat, I ain't gonna lie to you.
Watch what you tell Diggas, okay?
Cause all it takes is a little brainwashing in the woods with some Legos and they spin on all your business.
You know what I'm saying?
Get asked, watch what you tell people, okay?
Don't tell nobody everything.
anything. This is all it says.
Look at me, Figs employee on our side.
It's me. It's me. It's time to finally get...
Yo, imagine you got a crazy scheme you up to
on a thousand and some drooling at work at your
store and sells you out. Cause of a
LEGO ritual. Yo!
Yo, she calm, bruh.
Afollow. What's her name? Elizabeth?
Beth? Beth. McBeth, maybe.
Lead our mission. Afollow.
Josh, the owner's number.
Wait, but you have like the numbers and stuff, right?
Yeah, I do. Oh, did he give you Josh's number?
No, you can't have you know, you think that fucking you think you go give it up like that
Okay, picture of it. Oh
Nice now that I had the owner's number. It's time to give him a call. Oh my god
Hello, this is Josh. Yo, Josh is our fucking corny game. Who if I enter with hello, this is Josh bro. What the fuck?
Hello, I am just calling to get my legos back
I think they told me to talk to you about it.
I think it's the Star Wars set. I have a list. I can kind of pull it up.
I was just wondering like how we can get them back.
Like if I get you're okay, I can just walk in the store and...
I think one of them is called like the super trooper set. I think the...
We got what else is there?
say I think I don't like they say it I think because they're because of like
Since Josh was pretending to not remember any of the Star Wars
Inventory I decided to send them over a picture of the contract to stores it
And now I finally understand the legal loopholes that Josh is using to get away with this the previous owner
Signed it or the previous store owner whoever's recognized or signed it all that shit
He kicked them out so now he's got new workers in that bitch who got nothing to do with that
So the previous people technically be okay, then it is
Trying to go crazy
It's probably the stupidest loophole I've ever heard my entire life
Josh is claiming that it's not his name on the contract
It's the previous owners which makes no sense because in the security camera footage
He tells the previous owner that he's gonna be the one taking over the contract now
Yeah, I guess this is some sort of just contract loophole he's trying to use to steal the world's largest LEGO Star Wars collection
Or you had to take it over from the previous owner, right
Yo niggas love sounding speo niggas is a retarded game, yeah that's how that works
I'm telling you you do not have to be smart to be a business owner to have money in this
world you don't have to be smart game you don't have to be like you just don't game
well most of the time you got to be a scumbag I ain't go a lot most of the time a lot of
So you all just want to give the legos back like
Why always be niggas that's doing the legal stuff I will be calling the police my nigga you you rob these muck you
Are you feel threatened right now?
I was surprised at how much the
because Brian already tried to sue him and it didn't work.
We got banned to a couple attorneys and they basically spelled it out saying here's the
path that's going to happen if you go down each of these routes.
They're now in Spain, so we're getting into that whole international thing just to have
been in a junction on the store to have them go back and prove they've sold it not.
That's like $60,000 to $70,000.
We got you.
Yeah.
Bricks and minifigs.
We got you, gang.
Put up the gold fund me, we get 50, 60 bans by the end of the week, gang.
I'm gonna see you there.
So that, Brian and his dad don't have nearly enough resources to sue a company as big as
Bricks and Minifigs.
He's like, we're gonna keep these, you're gonna walk away from this, you're not coming
back.
And, this is why I'm so much in on grills.
We will drag this out in court, till it is well past what this collection is worth.
So let's lay out the puzzle pieces really quick.
If Brian and his dad sue Bricks and Minifigs, it's gonna ruin their lives.
By the way, this bricks and minifigs company has been treating this family
I only think it's fair if if they're the ones that get their lives ruined
In order to make things right it looks like we got to do this
Whoa
Whoa
Now bricks and minifigs has their life ruined and you can see Brian and us
We are the ones now doing the illegal activity. So I told my group the plan. We have to do something illegal
Oh my god
Well, but the thing is they're getting screwed because of it because they would have to up front the cost and then they have to court
Legal business move against bricks and mini figs. Let's just hope that they take the bait and sue us
What I was thinking is what's the easiest way to get into to us?
We steal their name
Oh
First I went to Google Maps and took a screenshot of the sign outside their store
It's boring that changed it we steal from old people
Actually accurate also added a cute little company logo and this is my plan
I'm gonna make it into court with every logo things for free
This is taking the savvy, he's stabbing me, he's stabbing me right now.
Once we report, we can stabber on him and take the countable for stealing the world's
largest Star Wars LEGO collection.
He's stabbing her right now!
And of course they're also going to try and get me in trouble, but this is going to make
my grand reveal.
You'll see, this entire time, my company name was actually called Re-Steal From Old People.
Yeah, the words bricks and minifigs, that's just the company tagline.
In America, there's no specific law that says whether the tagline has to be above or beneath the company name, so I'm just glad to do this.
So people are just assuming that the name is bricks and minifigs, we're not supposed to be tagline company.
The name? Oh my god!
Yo, they snap! Yo, they take a shot at snap!
Because I'm actually not stealing your name.
This is gonna be so easy for me to win this court case, and Brian's gonna get his entire Star Wars Lego collection back.
All while bricks and minifigs pays for all the legal fees.
So I registered we steal from old people as an official organ company
And now that my company's legally approved or your website and you can visit us at WWW that we steal from old people dot com
You can help support us by buying some of
No, no, no, no we still
Let me see
He's still
Oh my god
Yo, I want to swag this
Yo, let me swag. I will drop a flick in this shit. Yeah, I
Could really swag this one easily I'm gonna I could really you know this yellow and low key hard
It's yellow and low key tough your name is Josh though GG bro
Are we still from Old People Merch? Or give us a call.
But as you can see, we have great reviews.
It's not to promote this website, I'm gonna play it my company logo, directly over top
of the bricks and minifigs company logo, so let's chat to be to what the dimensions of
this goalboard is.
Sick.
I'm making my logo in the exact same dimensions.
Yes, dude!
Oh my god!
What's exactly the same?
This is where we started to realize we are taking this way further than just a bad business
practice. I'm pretty sure putting my logo over their logo is actually criminally illegal.
Yeah. For us though, if we go back to the beginning of the video,
Brits and Minifigs actually gave us a solution of how any company pretty much can get away with this.
Oh my god. Yeah, you got to talk to the owner again. I don't got nothing to do with me, man.
I don't know their decisions are their decisions
So when they say go to corporate how do we respond next time? I have no idea. You have to take it up with them. It's it's your
So basically if you put all the blame on your lower franchises, you're safe
So I registered five franchises under my resealed multiple company. That's a whole lot of work
If you choose to put a bunch of banners on their store, I can't get in trouble for anything
Yeah, every one of my friends is now a legal franchise owner of we steal from old people
Yo, wait, hold on. They're going crazy. That's a whole lot of work
I almost forgot they had a whole cult meeting with a girl in the beginning of this shit game. What happened to her?
Each of my franchise owners is allowed to make their own decisions of how they went around
the company.
And what they've decided is that they're getting two pumpkins and they're going to use these
pumpkins to support this tarp and they're going to climb up the bricks and minifigs
building and they're going to hang our logo over top of the-
GG bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Hold on hold on they do they do a lot right now. They do the whole lot right now. Oh my god. Oh my god
I basically just sit down here and
Yeah, have my franchise owner do everything for me
What you did it and the sign is way too small what that what is that?
Yeah, that is 40 feet or some shape that that's wasn't me 10 feet. What the fuck?
It'll work for now, so we're still going on with the plan.
Two, one, let's go.
We're setting up the bricks and minifigs.
We steal from old people company booths right outside of their entrance.
Someone wants to walk into the bricks and minifigs store.
They have to get through me and my merch.
And I have all of the cool people in my house.
Hopefully they take the bait.
What up? You want to buy some merch?
Yeah.
Yeah, we also got some we steal from people barf bags because honestly what they're doing in this store is so gross
It's probably gonna make some money
Well, we stopped the customer from going into
Bricks and minifigs and he left with our merch. It was going pretty good
And I was stopping my customers from entering the actual bricks and minifig store
I'm gonna just be out here all day is going very well. It was almost
It's basically the end of the day now.
They haven't really seen me because these windows are tinted, I guess.
Oh, shit.
In order to get the store's attention,
my friend Jay is going to walk into the store just pretending to be a normal customer and...
Yo, those guys out there, what's up, like...
What's going on?
Is this the main store or is it the one that's out front?
Yo, bro.
Yo, bro, real bro, wait, hold on.
Hey, we're gay.
Are you gay?
Hehehe.
Is this the main entrance?
Yeah, no, no, no.
I'm saying like the counters there's two there's one here, and then one outside
You want to buy one maybe 50% off if you want
What?
What?
What?
What is this?
Yeah.
She's calling the cops right now.
Yeah.
Did you?
Did you?
This is a problem.
Did you?
She just told me yesterday that if I ever come back to this store in my lifetime,
I'm getting arrested.
You're good.
You won't be arrested.
You're not arrested.
No, you're not.
As you can see, they still haven't sued me.
I can't just give up on the plan before being sued.
So, I did a switcheroo with this guy.
He's wearing my exact same clothes and his legal
Oh my god!
Also Ben
Oh my these things got the answers for everything
He's forgetting that they caught the wrong Ben
I'm gonna be a suuuuper far away
You're so cold
Okay I think I got that far away
The water was freezing
I think I got far away in the f***ing off at least
My backyard in Oregon
Had a f***ing sea lion
just just uh-huh
looking at me how to fuck a war again
back to the store
the police instantly tried removing our boots because
us stealing their name is very illegal
but if we want to get away with this crime
all we have to do is copy bricks and minifigs
you have to put all of the blame on an anonymous corporate person
and then when they ask who corporate is we just don't tell them
oh hello this is corporate we steal from old people
how's it going
you do well
uh well the corporation is called we steal from old people
Our tagline is bricks and mini-figs. We're a legitimate business, so yeah, what?
This is corporate
Corporate we steal from old people
I'm just the owner that runs it
This is the owner of we steal from old people it kind of seems like a civil matter doesn't it like we have the
Uh, plain as claim if they want to...
And now, Brits and Minifigs finally get to taste their own medicine.
They're now in a situation the police can't help them with.
The only way this will ever end is if they sue us.
Actually?
So, I went back to the Brits and Minifigs corporate office...
Wait, the police is left?
To see if the CEO of this company would see me.
The only thing about things the way I continue to do this is not crime.
Uh-huh.
I understand that.
So, what's the right way then?
Do you understand that the harassment style that you have conducted and, uh, like...
What the fuck is the right way then? You pusandiga?
Uh, bragging to people that you've vandalized the store and done other things along those lines.
That's not the right way of doing it.
Well, I never vandalized the store, but...
You rob niggas!
You can't hold this that you have.
I mean, whatever, like, my franchises do, like, underneath me, I guess, that's like...
I can't really control them, I'm just corporate, I guess.
Are you a registered franchise?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys have FDDS and everything else?
Yeah, yeah.
How big do you register?
Uh, Oregon.
Oregon?
You're a registered franchise owner.
I'm actually a franchise owner, the franchise too.
The CEO of this guy here knows, pretty much better than anyone, that he can't get us in
trouble for what we're doing, because we can always just keep passing the blame onto
our lower franchises.
We're just doing the exact same thing he's doing.
I don't know, bro.
But uh, yeah, whoa, whoa, wait, hold on y'all don't see his face like how I do
Hold on, hold on, watch this shit.
Trouble for what we're doing because we can always just keep passing the blame onto our
lower franchises.
We're just doing the exact same thing he's doing.
Quick, fight, quick, quick, fight, quick.
Watch his face.
Okay.
This nigga tight.
But uh, this is a good sign.
We have a legal organization.
We have a legal franchise.
This is a good sign.
He want to kill those niggas.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are your ass niggas.
Yeah, we are your ass.
Now what?
I appreciate that you think you're being very clever.
And that you think that you do all sorts of fun stuff this way.
It's like...
You're not Thanos' game.
Alright, now what?
Sumi, please.
But we do have business, we have...
Like, you guys have bunch of our Legos.
Well, if bricks and many figs is not going to Sumi,
then I guess we have to settle this outside of court.
Which is going to be hard, because right now,
bricks and many figs, they somehow can convince the police that
they aren't criminals, they just participated in a bad business deal.
I mean, Josh has literally already exposed their entire plan to me
of how they're planning on getting away with this.
I feel bad for them, but that agreement is not criminal.
That agreement is now civil.
So, it's a civil matter, so I have extensive legal knowledge.
Yeah, basically a civil crime is just the legal way of saying,
a business deal gone bad.
Which, if this truly was just a business deal gone wrong,
you would have to settle this through the court.
The police aren't able to do anything.
the police to solve criminal crimes such as stealing from a lottery that's a criminal
crime that the police would have to investigate so here's the plan what if another player
check this nigga been cooking but a lottery yes what first Brian doing it's one of his
sets to a lottery someone wins the lottery and if it's a mini figs keeps the price for
themselves instead of getting it to the winner they have now just stolen from a lottery now
That's not a business deal gone bad. They're actually
I don't know
Now a criminal offense that the police would have to investigate these guys like yeah, I'm never gonna my shit that bro. It's over
Yeah, I'm cooked
My pops never get his shit back is all it
that's interesting yo he's not fucking yo I know what a nigger has got to say
some she's like oh sounds like yeah I know this is the work this time oh I
generally feel bad no cat turns out this is completely legal for us to do you
still own the leg is correct technically we own all of those yeah so it would be
legal for you to you 100% the shit over facts like it was off for if you still
The owner, right?
Yeah?
To make sure everything was legally legit
I registered for a gambling license
Which, yeah, it actually takes a long time to get one of these
Which sucks
But on the DOJ website it says that if you're a non-profit or a religion
You actually don't need a license
I'm gonna use my new We Seal from Old People company
But I already made my first dollar when I was selling stuff outside the bricks and minifigs store
They don't know that
And then I used that money to buy food
From a robot
for me I'm already the leader of a religion called Scientology sucks
officially approved in California which is another problem I guess technically I
need it registered in Oregon for this to work so
okay I'm pretty sure I lost everyone oh my god it's so much that goes into this
I'm out of work in the making sure that this is a legal legit raffle
That means that if bricks and mini-figs decide to steal from this raffle
They have now committed a criminal crime, which the police are required to investigate
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
But there's a problem.
Under ORS 167.117, each participant must pay something of value in order for this to
be considered an official lottery. We're about to charge lots of people money, just
to maybe be the next victim of bricks and mini-fingers. But we have to charge money,
and if we don't, then it'll actually disqualify our lottery, and the plan we came up with
to get the Legos back won't work. But then we realized, wait, we're filming this entire
event. We can just give each person $1 as their appearance release fee. So now when
by a one dollar ticket.
The transaction can't be...
You're in fire!
You're in fire!
Oh my god!
Each person lost zero dollars.
You get a dollar for being on camera
and then the raffle is a dollar though
so you just pay a dollar for the raffle?
Okay, awesome.
So here's your ticket.
That's so swag.
Yo, just like a club.
With our business?
a church of Scientology sucks.
Finally, it was time to pick our winner.
We are about to see who the winner is right now.
We have the winning ticket right here.
5, 3, 3, 9, 7, 7.
We got mine.
Hey!
Whoa!
Too bad you're gonna get scammed.
Too bad you're never gonna see those Legos, that sucks!
Legally won this prize, so now if bricks and minifigs doesn't give it to them, they're committing a CREATED NOT GIVENICAL AGAIN!
How do I tell you?
The Legos set is in a place called Bricks and Minifigs, it's like right down the street and we can pick it up.
We drove to the store as fast as we could, we met up with a family and went inside to help them claim their prize.
to give these people their prize of a swan trooper speeder set these people
these people
they're committing a criminal crime which could land them in the
i didn't go back is that editing error the lego set is a place called uh
bricks and mini figs it's like right down the street we can pick it up
we drove to the store as fast as we could the family
and went inside to help them claim their prize.
We're here to give these people their prize of a fun trooper.
My bad, never do that again.
I'm sorry.
My sister.
My sister.
He won.
He won.
From who?
I'm conducting this raffle, and you guys have the prize here?
I don't know anything about that.
Which, in former Manda of the Business Chair her store is in, we showed her all of the
raffle paperwork, and the family who won this Lego set.
They're not giving out anything.
Like, I can't leave without it.
Yeah, you can't you have a good day. Amanda just made it very clear
Instead of giving his family the Lego set that only one day her company is gonna steal it
You're stealing a thousand dollars from a little girl. Yep. Oh
shit
Stealing money from a kid do you find that you will already just that's just
That's how you want no business to look. Oh, that's good clues
Amanda now has to cover up this crime her store committed so
She's not the best way to do this, was to kick everyone out of the store.
That guy is not supposed to be here.
You have to take him.
Which is not your human crime.
The good thing for us, this isn't a civil crime anymore.
Amanda, who just stole from a liar...
Amanda!
...committed a criminal crime...
I see you in court!
...that's where you get the police involved.
His company just stole the prize from our lottery.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the police are here.
Oh my god.
reason, I think they thought that I was the criminal.
What the fuck?
Is this typically how you treat victims if they get their fucking head stolen or do you
have idea of anything on you?
What the fuck?
Yo, these niggas got the police paid off in the city, man!
No.
What's your name, buddy?
12, 30, and 10 o'clock.
Did we commit a crime?
Uh, I'm trying to figure that out right now.
The police were very confused on who the actual criminal is in this situation were.
No, they explained everything too long.
I'm supposed to be getting this far from here.
Okay.
And they're not going to give it to me.
But the police don't just have to take our word for it.
I'm carrying all of the legal raffle paperwork, plus the Oregon law book that specifically
states this is a criminal claim.
The Oregon law book!
We have all the paperwork here.
Caring for my DOD approved raffle scheme is a criminal offense which the police have
to investigate this case.
Now that the police have seen the law, they actually agree that a crime has been committed.
They're now finally going to do a police investigation on this Lego theft.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The investigation has started by taking some notes.
Oh my god.
We're trying to stop the thieves and ghostiles, the Rapples.
Yes.
Okay.
And we need investigation.
That nigga is not doing nothing with them on their most games.
He ain't doing shit.
He ain't doing shit, gay.
The Rapples.
That nigga is not gay.
He's not gay.
He's not gay.
He's not gay.
notes until another police officer came and whispered in his ear.
Yo, these niggas is demons. They got these niggas paid off gang. It's over. It's over
bruh. It's over gang. I don't know what he said to him but whatever it was it made them
all completely changed their attitudes.
You're processing the property for life, okay, you come back, you're going to go to jail.
We didn't trust us, you? But we're just trying to pay them our price.
It's over. It's over. It's over, bro. It's over.
Well, yeah, we do. They have our price, so there's a connection.
That is a similar issue.
Yeah, it's criminal. Are you going to listen to me?
This officer is trying as hard as he can to cover up this crime, but I wasn't going to let him.
But eventually, he said, if I don't let him cover up this crime, I'm getting arrested.
No, well here's the thing, it's not a falsified rap, we have all the legal paperwork right here.
You don't have the full need to give out of prize.
We're just gonna get to the client.
Yes, he won.
He's the first place that you've been testing.
I don't know why you're only saying that.
No.
No.
No.
No.
The police just cover up this crime.
I'm gonna get this Lego set to the rightful winner.
First off, we do have the authority to get a strap on.
No, we are legally done for the night.
No.
It's actually required by you guys to investigate this.
It's not civil.
It's criminal.
So we don't wear a cross-breed shirt.
Yep.
I understand at least what you're talking about.
That's the first thing that I thought about.
Yeah?
That's actually my question.
Do you understand what Officer Redd is talking about?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen next time?
I think...
Oh.
Yes, sir.
No, I'm not understanding.
You don't understand.
No.
Yeah, I was pretty confused on what they were arresting me for.
I mean, the Fourth Amendment in our Constitution specifically states that they're used to arrest you for a different reason.
I keep asking them for a reason, but they can't tell me anything that I'm doing that's illegal.
These guys.
How did we broke the law?
What's the law?
What you're saying?
That law doesn't matter.
You're- it's pretty black and white.
Cause right now, you guys said the law we broke is the false-finding the raffle.
Now listen to this.
Let's just call it.
I want you to go over here, alright guys?
Just, please.
So you guys are doing-
We are trying to keep you guys out of here.
We don't want to go around.
We actually-
So they should be here.
We know a lot of them are in the school.
But at a certain point, we can't keep them in the school.
Alright.
Thanks.
Yo, bro.
What do you do with this situation bro? I feel your game police officer fucking retarded game
These things are brain dead
Lawyer they don't got the bread for that
They don't got the bread to start a lawsuit against these niggas. So like
I'm getting so rich. I can't keep watching this shit. I have to have a solution soon
property
When I came up with this plan, I was under the assumption that the police are supposed to follow the law
I'm not gonna lie. There's not a single plan. I've heard so far that I thought was gonna work. I
Thought it were all long shots. I'm gonna be a honey gang like I'm like, yo, there's no way it's gonna work
Oh, there's to be something bro
So let's see what they cook up with I don't know what they gonna cook up with a game
Kaiser Oregon the police don't
follow the law and because of this another family got scammed by bricks and many
there's a lot of funny shit that going on Oregon a lot of some ice shit a lot of
ice shit that going on Oregon I don't think we should be talking about the shit that be going on
all right thanks I felt pretty a lot there's interesting I just paid this family what this
legacy I was worth myself did we call the police officer like what am I got dead
ass I don't know I went to a I'm on my life I went to a mom and pop chocolate spot in Oregon
Like the first day I was there I went back there the second day and I'll God all the cook like the lady told me all the cooks
I was there yesterday that was talking about all that shit got sent away game. They rated that bitch, bro
They rated that bitch. What do you do when there's just corrupt police? She goes to the police department
She did a police department
So we went to the police department to tell them that some of their police are corrupt
And then we realized we're literally just telling the police that yes, of course not gonna do anything about it
They're trying to send us home. They're trying though
But I don't know what else to try Dave
But this is when we realized that this raffle might have actually accomplished something pretty big for us Josh ended up giving me a call
Josh seems pretty scared and he should be eventually
I am going to end up solving all the police corruption that's going on.
Once that happens, Josh is no longer going to be in civil trouble.
He's going to be in criminal trouble.
It wasn't a fake rap. It was a real lottery scheme according to Oregon State Law.
And it actually is a class B felony up to 10 years in prison and $250,000 fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've always been using this entire time, just hiding behind the fact that it's a civil case, isn't going to work for a much longer.
Well, I must not argue that. I don't want to...
It's just better to just say, hey, you're not thieves. You know what I mean?
Definitions of whether it's stolen or not, I don't...
I can't wait.
No, but I mean, it's not stolen. Why do we care about that? Who cares whether it's stolen or not?
Yo, yo, yo, this nigga is a drool.
Yo.
This is the nigga that owns all this shit?
Why does he see the dumbest mic out of all of them, bro?
He's just like the weakest link out of all these niggas.
Everybody else shut the fuck up,
and this nigga's just fucking panicking.
For some reason, Josh still decided not to give the LEGOs back.
I think he might just need one more push.
Here's the plan, take a picture of every single sign that's outside the bricks and
mazes store, and now I'm going to redesign every single one to make them way better.
For example, I changed to turn out the light to try and go home and buy sell trade, I changed
it to steal sell trade, and I'm printing all of them out to scale.
And nope, I didn't use chatGBT this time.
Yo, yo, this time.
Yo, okay, aren't they really recording?
I mean, they can technically say it's not on some of this mask.
I'm using a much better method.
Which is a tape measure.
Bro, isn't this like illegal as fuck saying?
The exact dimensions of their actual sign that they have up right now.
Now it's time to play our signs directly over top of their signs.
But before we had time to do this, Josh gave me a call.
He's still trying to convince me to sue him so he gets charged with a civil crime,
not a criminal crime which could let him in jail.
If you think it's illegal, why don't you suddenly?
It's a civil matter.
Tell Brian to put his money where his mouth is.
Let's go to court.
Okay. Do you want to do double or nothing?
What are you talking about? Are you stupid?
If you're wrong, you pay us double.
If I'm wrong, I pay you double.
Bro, are you dumb?
You're right. This is a scam.
You don't want to do that.
I think you're scared.
Double or nothing, let's do it.
Let's take a rage, buddy.
I think you're scared.
It's the original, isn't it?
No, man, I'm not scared.
Okay, let's do double or nothing.
If you lose, you pass $400,000.
You're scared, you're chicken.
I'm calling you out.
You're scared.
Oh my God, that's all you gotta do.
Oh, these fucking binoculars, they all got egos.
I got proud, just ragebate them, bro.
I'm calling you out.
They're fucking ragebate these fucking job asses.
You're too scared, you're scared.
Double it, double it, double it, double it.
What?
Double it, double it.
Some of these things are all in braves, I mean, double it. Double it! Double it! Respect the doubles!
Are you just getting a big plus here?
I'm putting my money where my mouth is. You put your money where your mouth is.
Yo, don't ask shit!
Let me talk.
Okay.
When Brian first came in, we identified anything that was on that list that would have been his
that Amanda didn't sell, and we set it aside.
And it's still sitting there. We're happy to see your stuff back.
You don't want any more DMs to the store!
What?
What?
Wait...
Wait, what?
That's it!
It's over with!
He just admitted that shit!
well technically he's recording without his permission so he can't be you oh fuck
we can I don't know I guess Josh is finally realized he's going to right now
who literally never ends for him unless he gives the legors back you can record
phone calls oh it depends on the state what about organist
And it's 30 minutes left of this video. There's more
It's definitely changes the trajectory of a lot of the things that we had and yeah, I did get some really good ideas. Yeah
When we do facts couple hours of the training
Bowling
We waited a few hours for Brian to get out
So we showed him our entire conversation with Josh so so what can I do now to work with you guys to get the
I
Hell no he's not stand you're trying to judge I don't know
He's not off game. No, you must have lost a rabbit-ass mind. He was he was a lot of your mind
They get fuck off pussy you're holding my set toss so you thought we were getting the Legos back already
We're not even half way through the video yet.
Hey gang, that's what I said, brother.
That's what I said, reckless Ben.
Ben, that's what I said, Ben.
So basically before Brian can get his Star Wars Lego collection back, he has to write
bricks and minifigs and apology letter for making this Facebook post.
Bricks and minifigs really doesn't like this Facebook post being up because in this Facebook
post, Brian calls bricks and minifigs out for stealing his Lego Star Wars collection.
I
Walked in there with the best intentions here's proof of my collection. I wouldn't do it
But I feel like they're gonna stand as that's a game bro. They're gonna take oh see
And that's the gonna be there particularly use that shit as proof in the future like yo, we didn't steal she look at her
They come up in the store. I want it back and they've been apologized and shit and make my life a living
I've gone through 9 months of anxiety, stress, hospital and medication taking, types of burning.
No, I am not apologizing to this f***ing asshole.
It sounds kinda crazy that Brian would be saying this, but I see where he's coming from.
Hey look, I go lies, one of the things where he's like,
if you don't stand for something, you stand for another something, whatever the f*** I am, I used to say.
I forgot what he used to say.
If you don't stand for something, you stand for now, f***ing no.
gay, yeah, whatever fuck, fuck.
Gotten to personally see a tiny bit of how this company,
bullying his family, has just torn his entire life apart.
That's one of the things that's, I haven't even
normally been able to die right now.
But at the same time, if Brian just writes this apology letter
to Brickson Mini-Figs, he'll get all his layers back.
That's what he says.
You're asking me, you just swallowed my pride
and write this letter, I get it.
But then Brian told us a bigger reason
we shouldn't write this apology letter.
They're gonna use it.
He told us that this apology letter is really a trap.
No shit, what did he have to tell y'all that for y'all to realize that?
First two seconds I knew that she was a trap gang.
They gonna use it against you, bro.
Come on, bro.
This is Josh trying to trick us into giving them a get out of jail free card.
What I mean by this is if Brian makes an apology letter to bricks and minifigs,
then bricks and minifigs can now use this letter as written evidence in court
that they're not the bad guys.
Brian told us that if we give them this get a jail free card, then they have absolutely no reason to ever give the Legos back
Yep, I just want to say if this is actually what bricks and minifigs his plan is yes
It is wrong, but I really wanted to find out. This is what they're playing with
So I decided to tell Josh that Brian is gonna send him an apology video
Uh, he makes the apology, then we can get the layers back, like, there tomorrow you think, or...
Yeah!
Just in case Brick's in many ways has evil intentions with this apology video, I wanted to give him something that they couldn't use in court.
So, I went back to the beginning of the video and took a screenshot of Brian's face and put it into this website.
I also uploaded this video of Sheldon.
Hi, I'm Brian Menzel.
And after just a little bit of deep faking, it now looks like this.
Hi, I'm Brian Menzel.
So I apologize sincerely for accusing you guys
Your game I
Need a nigga like this in my life that's always gonna have a second option like your game
I did this and this happening. Let's do this. We should do this. They get these things a demon
I thought it was the gay.
How does he always have something like another way like that?
He can't.
He can't.
He can't.
He can't, bro.
He got to look around for everything.
This is the ultimate test.
Was Josh being sincere?
Yo, hi, I'm the big man.
You're creative director.
Yo, yo, look at me.
Is this a demon?
Yo, this is a demon.
Or was this all just one big trick?
I want to keep it back to it. That's the long and the short. We've run me over. I'm good. We're gonna win the man to overrides
Uh-huh. I apologize to Amanda. Okay. I guess Brian's still worried that you guys just gonna keep postponing it until uh
You're gonna get
I'm not gonna screw you. You have my word
Your word of you so much. Thanks, bro. Thanks, Josh
Thanks, bro
I promise you I swear to God.
No, apologize, Curse. You're sorry, man. Sorry.
We did a fake raffle.
So before we can get the ladders back, Josh made up one new thing I have to do.
I have to apologize to Amanda for my raffle being fake,
even though I put in a lot of effort to make sure my raffle was actually real.
I don't know.
It almost feels like another trap.
The employee we brainwashed from before told us that the owners are coming up with schemes to try to get us arrested.
After you left, I got a call from my boss, and he was like, how do we get arrested?
Okay.
We get arrested.
Maybe Josh is saying this to trick me into going back into the store so Amanda can call
the police on me and have me arrested.
But I had to find out for sure.
You give me permission to go into the store to apologize to her?
To make peace?
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, permission from the owner.
Amanda, how's it going?
We came to make peace and we talked to Josh.
He told us to come back and make peace with you.
Is that okay?
It turns out I was right.
This was a trap.
Brickson Minifigs doesn't care about the-
She was ready.
She had it.
Josh was sending it.
Yo, these little barmanics make us want to walk in here.
Take a picture of them, call the police.
Yo, this is-
This is, I'm telling you, this is mental war, this is my games, like, this chess being played.
Giving us the lighters back, they just want to get us arrested.
There was a gentleman who was trespassing on the property maybe four or five days ago,
and he was standing right in front of us, right here on his territory.
We only have a very small amount of time before the police arrest us.
So we decided to use this time to see if we could finally convince Amanda to make peace with us.
Well, I guess before they get here, we just wanted to talk to you, like, civilly, if you would like to have, uh, like, a peace treaty.
Yes. Not in a harassing way, not in a very peaceful way.
Would that be okay with you?
Making peace with that said, not seem like a priority for a man that-
Yo, why is she more of a-
He wants to get us arrested.
She's probably overly texting Jaws right now, too, man.
It's just a regular peace treaty. One-page document.
Wait, wait, these niggas actually pull...
What a...
What a...
What a peace treaty?
You think you can play with a scroll game?
What years were we using scrolls, gang?
What hunnits were we in?
When did we stop using the scrolls?
17 hunts, 18 hunts, 15 hunts nigga that shit with that ink pen and shit he comp bruh too
you know they trolling bruh if you need to go over it like you know you can take your
time
they have like the people that are trying to get you to sign it literally just says peace
treaty
He has some kind of like treaty on his shoulder.
You know what he feels like as a cop?
You know what he feels like as a guy in front of the police?
So we waited for the police to show up.
Treaty guy.
And they never showed up.
Oh god.
I guess it makes sense.
I mean, the last time the police showed up, I was fully prepared with the Oregon law book.
There's that kind of pull-up.
There's that kind of pull-up.
There was that kind of pull-up.
He's going away.
I think they're scared to come back.
Hey, where the heck are these cops?
Hi, Josh.
Ben, how's it going?
It's good.
So we-
Okay, so if-
Why is Josh answering the phone then?
If he's trying to- like, like, he could just not answer.
We looked in and we were like, hey, we're sorry.
We have permission to come back here and apologize.
And she's like, I'm calling the cops.
And she started to call.
Josh now realizes that his last ditch
planned to get me arrested.
What plan didn't work?
I'm sorry, Amanda, to get back.
Thank you for doing that.
It looks like Josh has no other choice
than to give Brian his family's legors back.
You apologize, and it's up to them to accept it.
So, let's cross Amanda off that checklist. Let's get this done!
And now that our work here is done, we decided to stop that with the Los Angeles.
It's too late to pick up the Legos today, but tomorrow, they're finally gonna give this family the Legos back.
So we thought...
It's tomorrow.
But the store has Brian's phone number blocked, so he can't call them, so instead I called the store to see how Brian could pick up his Legosets.
I was wondering if you guys are still down there and people use that today.
Um, I think...
Um...
I just want to make sure everything's...
...probably...
...uh...
The guy on the phone-
Yo, this is like some...
...bro, like...
Yo, like this is like some...
...secret fucking-
They can't even speak on it to employees, gay?
I thought it was fearful of getting fucking hung if they said the wrong shit.
This is gone bad.
so that you can be adopted on Mondays, I think.
Um...
Now it's Monday.
It is Monday.
Now it's Monday!
Hey, I was just calling to see if you guys are still having to get the Legos back today.
Tomorrow...
Ah, let me see that.
Tomorrow...
Call Josh back up, okay?
I'm mad.
Can I get off of my computer?
What the fuck going on game why we get an s2c shower segments bro why you and all the
bros got boo boo's on your arm which I'll be doing game
She said probably won't be able to talk tonight. What the heck why they keep postponing this?
Why do you think
It's over, it's over, it's over, chat, it's over, it's over.
Heck, yesterday you said you would call me today.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's been over a month now, um, a month and, yeah, I've gotten no answer.
And finally, after a really, really, really, REALLY long amount of time, he finally answered
my call.
I'm not going to distribute it on stage for this point, dude.
Captain Monhold's turned for this long, so...
I've just been told that Brits and Minifigs is no longer gonna give Brian his Legos back
like they promised.
Yeah, no shit!
At this moment, I finally realized when I did wrong.
Josh said we could get the Legos back once we make peace with Amanda.
but we never actually really made peace with her.
So I'm not signing nothing for anybody?
Now it all makes sense unless we can somehow find a way to make peace with them.
No even if you make peace with them man you're not getting us that shit.
What's that got to your brain?
They don't want to give it back no matter what.
So I put out a more official looking peace treaty and traveled from Los Angeles.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
The way back to bricks and mini figs in Oregon.
I made it to Oregon.
Hopefully, I can get a man to sign the peace treaty this time.
Then we can finally get the Legos back.
What?
Is the place shut down?
Oh, that's still here.
Off the rip! Yo, off the rip!
Then we can finally get the Legos back.
She's like, fuck no!
Hello?
What?
Oh, uh, Josh let me come back.
I think we didn't get the legos back because you didn't sign the peace treaty.
You know what she, you know what's crazy?
She probably don't love friends, her family, her kids, it's annoying little stupid people
keep annoying me and harassing me and shit like that and like they have nothing to do
but to believe them cause they know nothing of the context of all this shit bro.
Josh, people were like, bricks on the bags, yank.
Still doing the same thing they've always done, they're still trying to get me arrested
just to avoid giving the legums back.
The problem with their plan though is, bricks and mini-figs is never gonna be able to arrest
me because I have a jail-free card. I actually had this card the entire video. I just haven't
used it yet. Let's rewind all the way to the beginning so I can show you what I mean.
So basically my friend said that you guys have some of his Legos I think. Nope, it was
even before this. Right here. I made a contract with Amanda that says I, Ben Schneider, should
not be trespassed in all of these legal words for any circumstance whatsoever and for literally
any reason they cannot trespass me it's effective for the next 10 years
this only really works as a get out of jail free card if i can get a man to sign it
but bro you got to sign that sh!t
yo what are they about to do? i got a delivery
can i get a signature? oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, this gotta be illegal. Is this illegal? This can't be legal.
This can't be legal.
This niggas is not real, gang. These niggas is not real, gang.
For some reason, Amanda just started signing our contract without even reading it.
Thank you so much.
In America, we have a duty-tree contract for all, which states that you have to read a contract
before you sign it. And if you forget to read it, or you just choose not to read it, it's your fault and you still-
GG. It's all the way- GG.
BAD! BAD!
Come on! They do it!
They're running!
You signed this shit, bitch!
They're running!
They're running!
They're running!
That's her fault!
That's her fault!
Bro, do I have an ordinance? Who is it talking to?
Yeah, I don't care what that says.
Yeah, that's who blah.
Fake- Fake contracts.
You feel me?
We'll have to do everything the contract says so even though Amanda didn't read it she signed it
So she has to follow everything that's what it's absolutely a clause that says for every police officer. She calls on me
She owes me five thousand dollars and there's no way images. So let's fast forward and see how much
No way it was me. We got five thousand keep going ten thousand fifteen thousand
$20,000, $25,000, $30,000, $35,000, $40,000.
That's just, that is no way it's gonna work though.
Okay, I think that's all the times Amanda called the police on me.
But, I'm just gonna be honest,
even though Amanda's been helping cover up this giant theft,
I'm still gonna feel bad for her that she owes us $40,000.
I know.
That's a lot of money.
Out your form.
So, I'm gonna stop continuing to trick her
and I'm finally gonna come clean about the contract.
Once Amanda sees the agreement she's in,
she'll finally realize it's not worth it
to continue racking up this $5,000 debt, instead a much easier option would be we team up together
to convince corporate to give Brian his lego's back.
Not going to happen, Brian.
Well, I'm calling the police because you've already been trespassed off the premises.
Well, you don't want to owe $5,000 more, do you?
I don't owe anything and I'm asking you for like a millionth of a time you want to achieve
it.
You did say that I'm allowed to be here.
You signed the documents?
I did not.
You did?
I never once said you weren't allowed to be here.
Well then, who's signature is this then?
That is not my signature deja vu. Whoa, have I seen this? Wait? Whoa?
Has somebody made a video on this before?
Or talk about this? Why got deja vu?
I've seen this before in a vision and I've seen this
It's not? I've seen like this part for some reason like
Hey you have anything to do with signatures here?
Cause you signed this?
I think she does end up straight
Is that not your signature?
What's on her lips?
Yo what the fuck is that?
So uh no it's not
I'd like to know how you guys got a signature
That's even close to my...
Well it says every time you call the cops it was $5,000 for like punitive damages but
So really?
Why don't we just follow the contract that you signed?
Now that Amanda knows you can't call the cops on me just for being here anymore
I decided to call Josh to update him on how making peace with Amanda is going.
Hey, I just went back to trying to apologize to Amanda and...
But what Josh said next, I was not ready for it.
Dizzy, Dizzy.
Dude, when we took over that store, I'm losing my full amount of store.
This shop's my game key.
What are you?
I'll tell you.
I think it won't bag on this.
Josh's story has now completely changed.
Now he's saying, even if I'm able to make peace with Amanda,
They still won't be able to give me the Legos back because they never even had the Legos to begin with.
Well, if Josh was trying to trick us today, why did Josh say this to us last time?
We're happy to see your stuff then.
I mean, what stuff of ours would he be giving back if none of our stuff was even ever in his store?
Like, what about this?
I'm happy to go open that stupid cupboard and he can have all the sense of news.
I want to give him an accident.
I'm happy to use his inventory.
Get the inventory to Brian.
I'll give him back.
Come on, man. I'm not going to scream.
Yeah, my word. That's not who I am. I'm not gonna promise you a short...
Scumbag, like, slimy, like, slimy, cold-hearted scumbags, bro. Like, these niggas are disgusting. Filth.
For God's sake.
K.L.F.
I promise you, I'll get you on everything.
I mean, Josh is on video swearing to God and on everything. He'll give us the Legos back.
But now, for some reason, he never even had the Legos.
They're gonna help the Legos.
It makes no sense.
So I decided to remind him of all of these examples where he claims they do have Brian's Legos in the store still
This is his response
Yeah, you did
The court so
So you're saying that it's just you're saying it's based on what you're saying is I'm wrong but you can sue me for it
What you're saying
So you know you're wrong so you know that you stole the Legos then
Oh, yeah, let's do it
Yeah
Yeah, I mean I don't I would like to just get the Legos back
But if that's what you want it seems like this is what you want. I'm giving you every out that I can
I
I just want to get the Legos back and Brian's Legos giving back. It's pretty easy
What if they sold it?
This entire video Josh has just been begging me to sue him
His attitude completely changes it's almost like Josh doesn't want me to sue him
And he doesn't my reason he's saying that is because he knows that by saying it he can get away with his crimes
But now that Josh thinks that there's a chance I might actually sue him
He's getting scared in fact he said if I do sue him he's gonna tell the world that
I stole the leg yo
Yo, how does he end up in this situation? How does he end up owning a cup? What the fuck?
Fucking man child. This is a man child, bro. This is most
Shut the f*** up! That's your f***ing choice.
There's not a question!
Nobody's doing that.
Nobody listens to the dodge.
Besides...
That's so crazy.
Or maybe I can somehow find a way to engineer a third option, which I call option
Think about it small claims court is basically just like big-boy court except it costs basically nothing and you get a judgment
Pretty much instantly. I gathered my friends
I don't know how to tell them about option number three. What thoughts you had was taken the small claims court, right?
No, because it's way too much money to take to the small claims court.
Is it?
Take someone to small claims court, Ben, for $200,000.
Yeah, it's $12,000 at the most, right?
$12,500.
Everyone hated option number three.
Fuck.
I guess it makes sense.
We ended up looking it up and you can actually only sue for $10,000 at the most.
Goddamn!
So if we go with option number three, Brian actually could win $10,000 pretty easily,
But then, this is what would happen to us $190,000.
But I'm not giving up.
Fuck!
We used to get creative.
Theoretically, if you wanted to, could you take in the small claims court?
If you wanted to limit it.
If I wanted to limit it.
But you would at least get $10,000 out of that though, right?
We could, but it would be giving up $100,000 smorgasbdn.
So here's the pitch.
Here we go.
What if we have 10 people-
Oh my God.
So 10 different times for $10,000 and we get a $100,000.
Oh my God.
What?
Why not?
The reason that this will never work
is because of a legal term called claim splitting.
This is something my idea is called claim splitting, which is when a civil plaintiff splits one lawsuit into two more lawsuits.
And that's illegal.
Yes, it's illegal as fuck.
10 different people sue and win money for legal crime, and that is illegal.
But we have already established that if one person sues for this crime, it is a very easy win.
So what if this exact scenario just so happens to happen 10 different times?
oh wait wait is it okay
think about it if 10 different people
get their legos stolen by bricks
okay yeah what just went all this Lego set
okay this one mine actually this Lego set
too was mine they didn't give that oh
this Lego set that can be conned
all ten people that can be conned
and it turns out that that is actually
not considered claim splitting so
basically if I can find 10 different
victims of bricks and mini figs my plan
will work and maybe we'll find them
We got no teams, you got no homies.
I can create them.
Yes.
Starting with myself.
First, I signed up for a credit card.
And I used that credit card to walk into the bank
and take out a $10,000 loan.
I then used this $10,000 to buy a few Lego sets from Brian.
Specifically, these Lego sets.
And according to the legal paperwork,
there's still Brian's to sell to me.
But just in case Richie needs them,
she tries to argue that for some reason,
it wasn't a legal sale,
I hired a public notary to officially approve the purchase.
This show we have a public notary approving it.
The notary public.
We have a notary public approving it.
I own these LEGO sets now, right?
Once I stamp it, it's all yours.
Here we go.
All right.
Boom!
Congratulations.
It looks like I legally want to take the show that's all I need.
I give up fucking LEGOs, LEGOs.
Get up LEGOs.
So I wrote a very stern demand letter to bricks and minifigs
Demanding that they gave me all of my $10,000 of Legos back, and they never got back to me.
Pfft.
Yeah, no shit.
So, I'm going to sue them in small-claims court, completely separate of Brian.
Now that there's two crimes committed against two completely separate victims, this is not considered claim splitting.
So, this is my side.
The blue whale.
If the blue whale works this well for me, it should also work this well for all my friends.
So, I signed up for a ton of more credit cards, took out a bunch of more money, and each of my friends
about $10,000 worth of Brian's Lego sets.
$10,000 for you?
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You don't feel like a dead-dit bow?
I think I'm proud today.
I do it too every time I see Jason.
This is when we realized there's actually a big problem with our plan because we're
now all $10,000 in debt.
If we don't pay the banks back soon, your interest is gonna destroy us.
Dude, what's the problem?
Ten thousand dollars in debt.
How do we solve this dude? What do we do?
Who's ass?
Oh, it's been some time. Remember when he first got the booboo was hella like, Scabby?
Ten thousand dollars in debt.
How do we solve this dude? What do we do?
I got a little boot. I just got a little mark. You know what I'm saying?
Who's ass are friends if they have like, money to like loan us?
to like, wanna ask?
Take your damn-
I'm in a lot of debt, and I just wanted to know if you have $10,000 to loan me.
What?
Damn!
Yeah, I think you're right.
Well, that's worth a try.
Michael!
Do you have $10,000 to loan me?
We need a gang.
Middle-class shit.
I just totally remembered that our friend Brian just made about $100,000 from all the Lego sets he just-
Oh my god!
Yo you want some money? Yo here bro. Yo you need some bread? Yo oh my god. Oh my god he's a demon.
He's a demon. He's a demon. So we're in a really really weird people right now.
I just need $10,000 that's all. I'll give it back.
This is weird. I know, I know it's crazy but like.
Thank you, see you later.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god, I'm sure.
Yeah!
Hey, come on!
He's like a scumbag.
He's like a $10,000 loan, which allows us to now pay back the banks to avoid interest.
Yes.
And it says in the paperwork that once we win these four cases against bricks and minifigs, we'll pay Brian back.
Yeah, and we promise once we win this lawsuit, we'll pay you back.
Yeah, we'll pay you right back.
If you're thinking wait, how is all of this legal there has to be some type of catch and you're right there is fuck
It's called sales tax
Luckily for us in Oregon there is no sales tax. It's one of the only states that doesn't have it. This means that
Back and forth to each other
I think everyone's in
I like it when you start, it's not big boy.
When you're just at the top, it's start of piling.
But I've even told you guys the best part yet.
Why?
The best part is that all of this is another flashback.
Yeah, all of this happened a month ago.
So now let's fast forward all the way back to present day
where I'm still talking to Josh on the phone.
Oh, shit!
And Josh has no clue that we've been preparing all of these court cases against him for the last month.
He's about to be in for the surprise of his life.
My gosh, yeah, that was bad. They there was not slacking and it was putting in pain
I guess until the store closes, I guess I guess like it's back if that's the way you want to go
But if not, I guess we're sorry for the papers today and then go to court
No
Thing about a boomer thing was they swear they smart game just cuz they older than they they swear they smart bro
8th where are you young gay? You're about to get fried by a young nigga gang.
What works? What works?
You're about to get fried by a nigga in his 20s and you'll fit using some shit gang.
You're cooked.
We're gonna do it. We're gonna make the world work that way today.
Hope. Bricks and minifigs.
Where are you smarter?
What?
The deal. Get the Legos back.
I'm in my 20s nigga.
Or they get served court papers.
And now we wait.
He's 31.
And they're waiting.
They're kinda boring.
That's the voice of a 31 year old man that sound like an old nigga with five kids.
Test of the day promoting my We Seal from Old People Company.
Good at www.wesealfromoldpeople.com for some awesome merch.
And if bricks and minifigs calls the police on me for doing this, then they owe me $5,000
more.
I've been advertising my company for a pretty long time now, and I've gotten no reaction
to bricks and minifigs, so I'm sending in a secret undercover agent to see how they're
handling the situation.
Did he send in a fire shit?
Oh.
Oh, no!
Close today.
They closed early on us.
Uh, I think they're afraid of my loss.
Close today.
So, you're saying you're bullying again.
They closed up.
Oh, no way, no way, no way.
Shut up.
Oh my!
Hey, buddy, what the fuck was that?
the fuck was that trick shot in the middle of this video what you just do how you just do that
it's the next day now you know what that means it's go time let's go time let's do it let's do it
let's do it let's do it let's do it I was talking to Josh on the phone he totally thinks that I
just made all of this up in the moment when the actual reality is we've been planning this court
case for months. I'm not complaining because if Josh thinks it's fake then he probably won't show up to
court and if Josh doesn't show up to court we just win by default. So before I serve in many court
papers I'm actually first going to confirm Josh's beliefs and do something super duper fake
that give him a world record for the most amount of LEGOs ever stolen.
Not everyone can say that they're the best in the world it's something.
Oh my god, but it's fat. Wait, he look at it. This isn't
Hi, I'm Robert.
I am Ryan. It is world record. Substitution. And I think you're expecting this, actually.
This is going to ward for bull. This leg was stolen.
I got to see her face change. She was happy. She was giddy as fuck.
I got to see her face. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no.
These dick is as demons. No, no, no.
Ready
So it on a team
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, what what what you looking at what you're going down to go white why I'm getting my shit
Stolen by a single franchise
You don't know anything about this
Okay, I
Guess called
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And you weren't expecting it?
I was not expecting it.
Success.
Anything that gets delivered to the store now,
Brits and minifigs will probably also
think it's fake, which is the perfect timing
to serve all of these real court papers.
Yes, and it's not good.
To do this, they're not going to need a lot of people.
So I started recruiting some people with a game I have to say.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Here's your legal paperwork.
You have been served.
The first lawsuit officially been served.
Good luck, guys.
No resume?
She's such a NPC gay.
Everything was going exactly the plan.
Well, until this happens.
Hey, can we just talk real quick?
What did they just do?
Are they closing?
I told this employee to close down the store early to avoid any more lawsuits coming in.
Close?
Yeah, she closed.
As soon as she saw us, uh, our pull-up, she started closing up.
So for the rest of the day, I'm going to continue to advertise my We Steel from Old People Company
at www.westeelfromoldpeople.com.
I'm not doing any sales yet, but hopefully if I keep up all this advertising, people will eventually start believing in my company.
I've been freaking out over this piece of shit.
We had to close early today, so basically, I don't know, so there's been some guy like
harassing us, because a lot of the Legos that we sell here are actually stolen Legos, like
we just steal the Legos.
Anyways, we ended up getting the rest of the court papers.
Now I'm just going to fast forward a few months, and Brickson Minifigs hasn't responded to
a single court case we've seen.
So I called the court to see what the next steps were.
So I don't see that there's been a response from anybody in the case, because they didn't respond to the reformer reduction for default judgment.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's do that.
Well, thank you so much.
Let's run that.
Let's run that quick.
Wait, wait, wait.
How long, how long, how long, how long, how long I gotta click?
I just run that one.
I wanna run that quick.
We win by a small.
Let's, let's, let's, let's put it in front.
Congratulations, you won the court case.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Pfft!
Hahahaha!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Can you really talk to me?
Yo!
Look at all this shit!
It's fucking crazy!
There's no way!
Yo, what?
Yeah!
Ohp!
I think now-
It's always time to go all the way back to Britson Mania, please!
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
And uh...
I got a cute little piggy bank here
They can put the money in
And so...
I traveled all the way back to Oregon
To finally collect my money
They're gonna pick you, man.
It truly is a beautiful ending.
This entire video, Brickson Minifigs, has been
begging me to sue them.
I'm gonna get somebody to find you.
Soon they will.
You mean go hide back?
Back.
Now, I finally followed their instructions.
They were too scared to show up.
There is no more legal loopholes
and there is no more post-courting the problem.
now
person many things finally has to deal come on bro hold on right
tidy why do you know like finally follow their instructions they're too scared to
Now we gotta go back and repeat the build bruh
This is the peak Asmongold physique of it
If Asmongold went to the gym for the next 10 years
I think this is the peak where his body could get in, you know what I'm saying?
The peak.
It won't get any better than this without steroids or TRT, whatever, things be pet-tized.
Finally has to deal with the consequences for their actions.
So what if theoretically it went to court?
It turns out...
It's nigga rockin' it though, he gotta swear.
Alright?
You were wrong.
Would you then admit your sorry for everything?
Yeah, I'm sure of course.
Yeah, I give him an inventory.
Kiss him.
Hold on, let's do it!
Alright, hold on, who closed our door?
What the?
Yo, what?
Whoa.
That's a second!
Wait, so how do I get into that?
I couldn't believe it.
Literally one day after we filed motion for default judgment, they permanently closed down the store.
At first, it did feel kind of cool that our plan worked so well, it completely shut them down,
but pretty quickly it sunk in that we are not the winners here.
The only winners today is bricks and mini figs
Now there's absolutely no way to hold this store liable for what they did
I guess bricks and mini figs was kind of embarrassed by this decision and forgot to mark online that their store is closed
So over the next few days a bunch of negative reviews started coming in of people expecting an open store
But then being met with this
They never called me or anything to say the party would be canceled so I sat in the parking
out with my son and all his friends showing up?
Holy fuck.
That's a f*** yo bro.
Yo, that's actually f***ed.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
If bricks and minifigs is too scared to show the world that they're closed,
then the only way to let the world know is for me to give them an official closing ceremony.
I guess someone driving by happened to take a picture of the sign we put up and posted
it on social media and pretty much immediately we started going absolutely violent.
The entire world has now seen this crime that British media thinks is committed.
Damn!
And because of this, they've finally marked on Google that their store is permanently
closed.
I've been reading about this.
Bricks and me things. Salem, Oregon's got this sign on fire.
It's been over a week.
The sign is still up and people have been traveling from all over.
Just a comment.
No!
If you drive through Cozier, you may have noticed a mysterious sign
appeared recently outside the closed mini bricks and big store.
Permanently closed, we stole a family's life savings.
They sued WeLots.
By closing the store, we got out having to pay the family what we owe them.
Holy fuck.
This can't be the end for Josh though. Josh what needs to pay?
That Josh nigga needs to pay bro.
Close down his entire place of business.
You know what's crazy?
All for $200,000. I know that it is a lot of money
But you have a whole business where you're making money
So much money and you should have just gained a shit man. Now you're cooked game. Now you part two. What?
To not pay you a hundred thousand dollars
I don't know like we didn't get the Legos back, but I mean we shut down an entire business like that's almost
We didn't get the lewis do I get the Legos back, which is why even though bricks and mini figs closed down this store
I am not stopping until we get this entire Star Wars collection back to its rightful owner
I don't know it's just this video is going on for so long now
Yeah, I bet you wouldn't believe me if I told you that this is still literally just the beginning of this Lego story
And if you want to watch part 2, it's live right now on my-
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Patreon at Reckless Bed.
And part 2 gets insane.
Everybody just chill.
Am I allowed to react to part 2 on YouTube if it's on his Patreon?
It's how the Lego video became the craziest video.
Also by subscribing to Patreon is the movie I've been making for the last year.
So there's a cost score every 50 feet just surrounding us and we were completely surrounded.
It was supposed to be for streaming services, but they all said it was too gnarly for TV.
So Patreon is the only way it can release it.
But also by subscribing and looking at lots of behind the scenes, full interviews, and way more.
Also, if you happen to work at Prix and MiniFigs and you want to see corporate do the right thing,
send me an email here and I could really use your help.
use your help lastly if anyone knows any Utah lawyers I definitely need a lawyer
because I am in some serious what the legal trouble now and lastly just know
that I will not stop this mission until we get every single Lego back to its
rightful owner
That video was fucking crazy game
What we need part two YouTube we need part two we need part two wait where were parts will be at
I
Got arrested because of Lego is this part two is this part two
Chat with that being said we'll watch part two tomorrow before we hop on 007
But that being saying you gotta pull it to the street tomorrow
We need this part two game. We need it. Yes, it is 3 30 a.m. I'm
Come on. It's 33. Let's do it. Listen. You're so mean on the live, bro
We are gonna watch this tomorrow. We won't get this up on the YouTube tomorrow and be watching part two tomorrow game
Bro watch it. It is 3 30, bro
Is
330 gain
We streaming a model and the next day and the next day
next day and next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day
Next day and the next day okay. Come on. You gonna see it tomorrow. I got you out niggas game. Come on, bro
Stop it chat
Stop it
It's gonna be okay. Just tune back in with the fan tomorrow. We're gonna watch right?
Come on chat stop it. Come on. I love y'all niggas. Come on
Say back. I love y'all niggas. Say it back. You're gonna be back in a few hours
Say it back
So you're not gonna say back, bro
Yeah, I love y'all niggas say it come on
You know let me go to bed sad, bro
You don't let me go to bed sad, bro
Sure, no
One rivals
fuck, is there any guilt?
Oscar, let's go Oscar at PG, let's go Oscar at PG, Kevin Garnett, let's get KG, let's
KG at PF
Yanis was a baby
2010s on my roll the team. Oh era. Oh
Yanis is a baby chat
Every roll the era fucking go bro. It's why we
Is why we roll the era. Oh, we got it here. We're getting here. We're getting here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it.
Most Malone
We might get it
Was Malone is calm, but
We need Michael Jordan
Detroit in the 90s
Fuck bro
Arrgh!
Oh my god bro how the fuck bro okay no team makers give me lake oh okay this is pretty
cool okay oh my god Atlanta do I want to even do era here 24 pp oh my god bro listen it's
It's not enough put like that it has to be like
Pissipi is not gonna be enough game
Yeah, it's over bro
Tristec house
I need a world champion
It's over again, it's over
It's over is over again, it's over. It's over. It's over. Sure. Just walking. It's okay. It's up here
It's okay
I
I ain't going for it.
Or magic, no no.
No no.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do they take rebots into account or just points chat?
Oh my god. Do they take rebots into account?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No, no. Come on.
But I'm still sittin' up
I'm outside, I got the boy Harris
Rub a bitch in the 10 and the thousands
Sliding through chugga-thru side of housing
Nigga said the day in, but I doubt it
Hit him up, you ain't do nothing bout it
Rockin' round with a dope way, not me
Gonna hustle and beg with the show what they got
You gon' see what I'm on, show you what I'm made
You know what it took, you were probably
A cop to the cops
Me go down, say, pour up the drop
With the lean and the edges to look at the wild
Come on see what I'm on
Yes, no
Here we go
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I should just take this I should just take this I should just take this I should just take this and save my
eris man fuck me my ass gang fuck me my fucking ass
I can't go on my way. She'll find another I can't bite the bait
14-5-4, Cray will quit. He says I'm gonna do the face. I can't be a fool and I'll rap all y'all shit and do
If you see me on this set and don't do what you won't do
I'm fucking out in this beast like I ain't fucked all year
My closet being sealed and I'm still rich, she bring tears
I look at all my peers like if I got it then you got it
I look at both my parents like I'm great for this y'all fuck
20 times, 20 times!
I sleep all through the day that night the demons keep me up
I bitch ain't workin' for dollar, I try rock, score, and duck it
And ten is back on me by next Friday, ain't quits talkin'
Solid nigga, I'm on strax then shit's sick, I shoot a mile, it's my ass, shit goin'
I'ma fuck across me, you know, goin' bitch
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Just you learn how to shut your hell up now
Ran up a check with his boss or more
I'ma hide out north till I die
I'm gonna kick him out of here and keep him in my head
I'll tell my shots of what I said
I'm gonna put him on most of his trial
Unless I'm kidding, I'ma shit
I ain't going to point like I'm child
I gotta get out, get around, and push it all the way out
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Click that bell, click that bell
Put some hoots, this is not gonna go away, bro
I'm losing this bitch in the future
Get in the picture of that body of ours
I'm in the town, you're in the round
They got nice colors
We ain't all that act like you
When it's this or that
How about you, how about you
When it was 18, I didn't say anything
I'm in a fuck-up when I was young
What you going on in your phone when I hit your door
And you and she just smoke gray, black
For 20 beats of smoke, black
This is over for me, bro.
I got 80 and 2, bro.
She's over me.
You got a little cap point, girl.
I mean, I guess that's gonna win me some shit.
Mixed in the 80s, how about I just re-roll the team and hopefully I get Jordan or something.
you know how about as we roll the arrow hopefully I get Katie or Westbrook oh
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yeah that's what I thought. Hand in Roy. Okay. We can do that. Oh, Giannis, he's gonna save the day.
Memphis in the 90s. Cute.
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