Yo, I'm live.
Who is that?
What you want?
Huh?
Bruh, I'm live, bro.
Yeah, go do that.
I'm not drinking
What?
Bro, I'm Piltu bro
I'm not drinking
Yo chat! Yo chat! Yo chat!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
So CKM
I
Was good
I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. The computer was fucking off
You coming back though, right?
TK coming back though, right? What you mean he ended though?
What you mean by that he ended what you mean by that
He said bet start around 11 your time, and we good we good. He's gonna be back
You don't be back
No, he's on a flight
What do you mean he's on a flight
You know you're trolling
Why you join the poggers what the fuck are you talking about you fucking random grunt
What are you talking about pussy and nigga?
Boot down to the thing for the 10, Jip-Dee!
Reggie at your crib? What you mean Reggie at my crib? What you talking about?
How y'all feeling? How y'all feeling?
Do anime's boxing already? Let's do pussy. Yo!
I don't...
I don't like the type of time of y'all on today. We just had a great...
Jenny!
You need shirt gotta fuck it!
All right, bro. Come on, bro.
This is my first time wearing this shirt.
Hey, Chad, I got that bitch off eBay, bro.
What the fuck is the distress doing under here, gang?
Why is the... Why is the...
My nigga, what the fuck?
Bro, I promise I ain't ripped my own shirt. I ain't ripped it. I ain't ripped it.
I ain't fat like that. Who titties was in this fucking shirt before me, Gary?
Now my being a swag jack, I like to honestly breathe a little bit.
Sleeveless. No, I wasn't trying to turn this bitch sleeveless.
Chela.
Check.
We're gonna be playing a scary game with TK today.
Fierce and fathom. They got a co-op that dropped today.
And we on it.
We on it. How y'all been feeling lately with the shrines and shit?
How y'all been feeling? 007 today?
Okay, we can talk about that.
We can talk about that.
Can you talk about 00?
Hold on.
How is agent 00 literally double agent 00,
and he hasn't played, he don't play 007, or has he?
He played a shit on Drop.
Oh.
Did he beat it?
He beat it. I mean, that's his shit. He posted me. That's his shit. That's his
shit. That's his shit. Why are you looking homeless? So first time
trying to come in here as long as I'm looking homeless.
Listen, can we talk about 007? Can we talk about 007? Your neck ripped. I know. A fat
I
We have some options
We've been having for I've been having fun in my opinion what the strength is
I
Don't want to stress. I want to do whatever y'all feeling. That's what I've been feeling like
But I'm fucking why she wants to do we don't fucking do it nigga. So I assume today
YG would enjoy
Right off the rent right now boom
Straight into the straight into the reactions getting again, thank you for the 50 gifts is and boot big for the tank
And then we get into the scary game game
Like complete a fish it boom us
Just us
Reaction boom us
We ain't watch partying today
If you ain't gonna put to the string cuz it makes games on that's cool come back after you can just have us tired
It don't matter
Double fries seven. Let's shred up that to your coons. Ah
look, I
Say this is what I say y'all might not fuck with it. There's two options here
reactions efficiently scary game with tk into 007 or reactions scary game with tk
into patreon it's one of the two it's one of the two it's one of the two niggas
gotta choose one
This gotta choose one
First option
Okay, let me tell you why though. Let me okay. Let me tell you why this is interesting
Let me tell you why this is interesting
Can I get to tell you how mobile I scheduled life because it's my own shit now. It's my schedule
You feel me I
got some
Preparations I need to just say for future events. I need to just say I can't say too much because I can't leap or spoil
So for the next four days after tomorrow
I'm gonna be flying around okay, and I don't know if I'm gonna have time to string I'm bring my laptop
That's why I'm gonna use my laptop to play in the Senate tournament
But you know I'm saying I'm gonna try to get some patreon here and there but I'm gonna be flying overly so for four days
There might not be a stream for a Saturday, Sunday, Monday to some shit. I forgot the days bro, right?
So that's why I feel like oh my god, we got to watch Flight vs. Max on God.
Do patreon then? That's why I've been trying to get patreon's in because a patreon does not get patreon for four days in a row
They're going to kill me. They're gonna riot. They're gonna blow my balls off. They're gonna chew on them and send me videos of it
Like they're going to murder me and they deserve attention on because of that dog shit movie last night
Also ban anyone who suggests the dog okay check yesterday was on picture and watch the movie called barbarian
That's one of the worst movies. I've ever seen my goddamn like yeah
We watch this little whole-ass movie called barbarian on God. I was so locked in effort like the first hour
I'm like, yo, what's gonna happen wait? Is he the barbarian, but it was the most goofy troll actually good
No, that shit was ass fuck the second half of that movie. Oh look
Last part of that movie bro. That movie was some shit. Did you watch it because you're a barbarian?
You wasted a patreon day for some barbarian I wasted a patreon day on a movie night gang
Don't think about it like that think about it as a movie night, bro
fuck
Yeah, what you watched some bullshit instead of Scarface Starface is five hours long. We had time for all that
Max editors fucked up the video and scoreboard showed up before the video we should wait for flights video
What's this is good, this is good. Hey, we saw it
Bro, I already know who I'm getting spoiled on a Max vs. Flight fucking scoreboard.
I know Max is going to beat this nigga, it's just about how he beats this nigga.
You feel me?
I know he's going to beat this nigga, it's about how he beats this nigga.
Camel looking at.
Why are y'all on flights, dude?
You so sexy, Papa.
I like when you call me that.
I ain't got a lot of light, you call me that, no cap, no face cam, no, I'm not doing no
face cam, but can we get the long walk if you Patreon during a flight days now at the
HT we don't have to account for Greg who had already watched Barbarian 2?
Oh, Greg is a fucking drooler, the reason why we didn't watch Long Walk is because Greg
already seen it, so we're watching Barbarian an hour and a half into the movie Greg realizes
Wait, I've seen this movie before.
Queef juice on my chopped cheese.
Yo, you're getting mad, brother.
I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about.
He saw, oh yeah, he saw a bitch with saggy ass titties
and he knew exactly the way I've seen this before.
All right, check.
We are not doing no face cam for this video,
But when TK comes along and we on a scary game,
time to immerse.
I'm gonna turn that bitch off for the game.
Okay, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm trying to be immersed.
I realize I'm the most immersed when I'm like,
camera not on, boom.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, you feel me?
But for this, I ain't gonna turn it off.
Jenny!
What is that, get it?
He said that, Jenny.
Who do you think got the most get-to-subs in 2026 and YRG?
Is it Jenny or is it Landon or is it Shia Nell?
It was one of them three.
I don't know.
Alibabi? No, Alibabi probably last year for show.
I don't know.
Alibabi had it last year and Landon.
And we got a special...
We got Flight vs. Plackboy Max.
Max I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna say max struggled against flight last time
But he struggled more than the average person that plays flight struggles you feel me
So I want to see how much he lets flight score again in this one
Max I need a 12 11 oh
in case
Yo, flight really, flight really pops through.
Wait, did flight ruin my life?
Think about the time when I smoked the duck pat.
I wasn't smoking like that back then.
at all
Now i'll be smoking after that duck that duck changed my life, bro
After i had that duck i smoked every six trying to chase the same high
It's never the same it's just never the same no cap
Silky well if for sure silky no no you know what it was
Let me tell you what it was.
I'll tell you what it really was.
It was one silky and low key before silky.
I started talking to someone briefly that was overly smoking.
So the combination of them, silky.
You know bruh it's a vaulted shut the fuck up a combination of them silky and Greg. There was just no escape
I'm not surviving that game. I'm cooked. There's no surviving at my nigga. It's GG
genuinely
Oh wait, I thought you hit your peer pressure nice in it for so long. You just stop caring
And it was Vaughn, flight, you know, I don't know how you're gonna stop that.
My boy, my boy PBM, when he really wants to go, if he really wants, he can just drive
that shit every day.
He too fast.
One of them short little speed demon in this game.
I don't know how you're gonna do it.
I don't know how flight stopping is here, bro.
And Max, when that nigga Max get warm and he start crossing his legs when he jumps out
like this, catch, catch butter cheese every time, catch butter cheese every time.
Oh
They do rebound for God any doing rebounds this year and unlimited dribbles. Okay flight on that D
Let a nigga shoot that flight. You don't trust a shot yet. You got to see one fall
Don't waste your energy try to guard too much. Let that nigga shoot one
Honest man Max. Honest man Max.
Niggaz ain't chat fate. They would add like they ain't go out.
Little percentage.
Oh, you know what I'm scoring against him.
Yo, flight is too over the top of that little air nigga.
Wait, six three. Six four.
Oh wait.
My dog flight 34 still with the same moves you have when you're 17 years old that's shit
that's shit 5 bruh My dog we live with it though flight we live with it yo max you know
I love you my boy but I need I need flight to do good so you gonna see me rule for flight
a lot of video that's a fucking bucket
Let him shoot flight. He got to prove it to you
Just guard the pain see guard the inside brother worry about inside present. Don't worry about all that who's who's who's who's on the perimeter
You don't got the bones. You don't got the tendons for that
that round back shit that's that shit he still got me that's that he got the
opposite what max got max got this that's got this shit that's got this
shit like this
flight got this
they got the opposite
Yo, the D-Flight!
Tending to stop playing with you.
Bucket!
Yo Max, uh, uh, uh, call a fowl?
You're such a diva, Max!
A little soft that little shit, you're such a diva.
He's so diva.
Yo Max, so diva.
I don't put that little foul bro come on you strong diva
Bro your underwear got shit on it whoa whoa chill I had a shit say I
Had no shit say
We seen it though, you know no no no no no no I'm God
We
Look at clip where you gotta show me game you gotta shoot give me I'm telling you don't
Show me the clip bro, let me see the clip
Check in the toilet. I haven't shit
And it's been like two hours. It's my last shit. I
I shit like two hours that don't make sense. I don't even have these on a shower
You know that sus emoji doesn't help like that doesn't make shit so it's just gonna type it
He had a prove it to you flight. He had a prove it to you flight
He had a prove it to you flight. Let that make a shoe
That's a little that's tough late.
Let's go on 2017 baby.
Matthew Little bring your shoot over them chunky eye chance you got that's got nice
talent.
That's a bucket.
That's a fuck.
Come on flight.
Let that nigga shoot.
He hits one then you play up.
He might hit the angle off.
Now he's fucking whack.
Put that bitch off flight.
Yo put that bitch off flight.
Fuck.
Now you fucking whack.
Put that bitch off, like.
Yo, put that bitch up!
Fuck it!
Get off!
Fuck it!
In the corner like a prostitute.
barely corner but I barely the corner
I'll suck it oh my god almost oh my god
wait wait wait yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bro
he's rushing for boards against flight
reacts game come on we need one
possession shit back shoot that shit
fire shit that's one thing though this
nigga match that hot it's always and one you can't stop that match you too fast
that's a fucking deep in there fuck that's a fucking diva nigga fuck wrong
you
Oh
One leg
Are you all ask him
Like Sarah there. Oh shit. You might hit that. No, you only shot fucking bro. He's a fucking demon
The tattoo hurt on his own. Oh, you touched my
Oh my god, why does flight actually keep up a competitive game with PBM?
Why does that happen, man, I guess?
Show who the real Dima flight.
Yeah, he ain't check, he ain't check.
Check it up, man.
Yeah, he ain't check, man.
Yo, I don't know how I'm flying, fuck it.
Let that bitch fly, fly, fuck it.
Okay, so certain airballs is like, alright, everybody go have an airball.
I don't, like sometimes if you're short, feel me didn't put enough.
Okay, like, I don't know what the fuck that is though.
Like, where were you aiming at?
You trying to hit Nekono?
Like, what are you aiming at?
Come on, come on, live in that action, nigga, fuck.
Fuck wrong, shit, real diva shit, fuck.
Real diva shit, fuck.
Lice in Lil Uzi, in what?
Come on, bro.
Lice in Lil Uzi, what, diva, fuck.
I'm gonna stop doing max.
What the fuck on the screen?
I would have been tired by now. I ain't got a lot of flight. I'm proud of you.
That round ass bag.
Why are you doing this job?
Yeah, stay right there. Let him prove it to you.
Alright.
Max is weirdo. He autistic. He'll memorize that shot. He autistic.
Let him shoot no more as always
That was a two gangsta
Big twos big twos big twos
Big twos
Did he ever beat black myth of Wukong?
Monika you know I have a gaming channel that will show you all the recent games I'm playing
and like where I last stopped at bro yes I beat Wu Kong in a week.
And I had an amazing finale nigga
Cat I
Guess you did
Nigga go to my fucking gaming channel and tight and you go to last three video. What are you talking about?
Or four videos ago
You're a bot.
Y'all was right.
Y'all bots.
You're getting some good ass results.
Nobody in here is a real viewer.
Y'all bots.
I know it's defense.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not trying to get my ankles busted.
It ain't happening.
It ain't 2017.
It ain't 2018.
You shouldn't have known flight.
After 2019.
So, I feel like I'm in shock.
I'll check it out.
That's why I'm playing off.
AI vids, AI is not real.
I'm gonna check it out.
Well, I have a nigga to check.
I said nigga, let me score four.
Don't get it fucked up.
I am nigga the chance of nigga letting school forward don't get it fucked up
Scott flight my fucking school for the seven nigga listen bro check
what's up bro come here
you got going on there you room for the spurs wait come
You had black forces on earlier. Why do you have white forces on now?
Why you had us change the movie last night just for us to be in a movie you already watched I
Said I want to watch long walk. He said I already watch that shit
I already did watch that shit and then you put on the barbarian
What happened it took an hour and a half to read some sack of ass titties is from a movie you already see
If you watch that movie would you remember it come on? Yes, that's how ass it was
I don't know so shit. When it got interesting but before, come on, think about it when it got interesting, I remember it
What you about to do again?
What you gonna do it as not you think anybody's ever wait you think anybody ever like smoked out their ass
Are they in the hill with their ass and they farted to the exhale?
What can you get fried like that yo, you can get front of your ass no really like
Yeah
That's some it's not sure you see on the board
You like that?
Can you get high
Through the anus
I
Know you cannot get high
Attempting to do so is highly dangerous. Don't stick glass on your ass
Don't stick glass. Yeah, I got it can't get to the blushing from your eyes
Like the bond can't go up in your shit in your lungs. I mean no sense. How you gonna get fried like in your body like
The asshole got you
I know but how the smoke will go up pause you could just you know same
How like how do you suck up you could just squeeze up you can't suck
Those not our assholes is the same as girl assholes
Okay, you know
Yeah, that's sucking it in though. You're just holding it. You're blocking the passageway
Our G spot in there though
No, I
Actually starting to think they just say the G spots and makes that so they can just start
They actually get a study
The G-Spot on the like a dude is is that the tip?
That's why I feel tingles and shit
And if I have a G-Spot in my ass why would I think shit don't hit my G-Spot
So nothing when I take a shit if I had a G-Spot in my ass. I'll take it out
Start fucking bustin when the shit come out. I don't bust from the one I shit
It's a completely different relapse from like busting the nut relapse.
How relapse we talking?
Not as relapsing as busting the nut relapse.
So you never had a blunkin'?
What?
That's when your nutwile shit come out of your ass.
It's a blunkin'.
So have you ever gooned while shitin'?
No.
It doesn't cross my mind.
Maybe after.
Oh, what if you was on the toilet shitin'
and before you wiped it, you just started goin' it?
You're no
Shit you know, that's probably one
You know, that's probably gonna get I did that before
Look at Nick's sports first score
I had an offer saying it's our talent to get two quick files, so I'm assuming the nicks are down
huh look what we have here. Yo yo yo nicks fans this is what happens when you're a fucking crumb
my nigga this is what happens when your niggas are outside in the streets looking doing retarded
shit my nigga this is karma now you're gonna blown out by 20 in the first quarter every niggas was
for y'all niggas overly you ruined it my nigga every single one of you little
bastards outside looking being dumb you ruined it my nigga now y'all got bad
juice now y'all got bad aura and nobody's gonna cry if y'all lose nobody's
gonna give a fuck
this second half of my job go left hand only bro
but I do for brunson and cat and I do want them to win so I'm so like you do
what I'm saying
left hand I'm in a lead
and Josh Harden Josh Harden cool ass nigga
And the players are actually great. I like this got some cool outplayers on 18 bro bridges
The fan base though
Them niggas outside acting a fool they didn't watch one regular season game your performative money
I bet you're gonna play with your eye bet left hand one hand flight you better
That's real deal of shit
Yeah
Oh, right. My cereal is here now. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's what we're doing.
Like you gotta lock in. So you gotta lock in here, bro.
Yo chill, Hanzo's a cool ass nigga too, y'all would fuck with that.
Man, stop. That's not your body, my nigga.
Sound like there's a nigga swag on your flight.
Yo, yo, yo, show him a little tweakage.
Yo, twerk song. Us, cross, can't guard you.
Front, nigga. Fuck, you can come out.
Athleticism, nigga.
Okay, man, chill. You're not whooping this nigga that bad
to be doing this one-arm shit.
Bucket room. Yo, he has one arms left hand. Yeah, man. Put your back. You're not that good gang
You're good, but you're not one of him good gang
This I'm bullshit hold on I'm still behind his back. No one take advantage flight win this game
So there's niggas something how to be humble. Yeah
All you got to do is touch flight and he just like his body falls apart like I
don't know like you touch him and like the rest of his body just doesn't know
what the fuck to do I just tongue in on it. I'll suck a cocky at that bullshit.
Another one joined the frame.
Tiger! This way to the full cap, huh?
Chaito you think I could be a love island bomb show?
Maya's made a short return to the bellows to break some big news.
Well, as you know, this is Love Island.
And we always say, expect the unexpected.
And you never know when someone will walk through that door.
I'm sexy and I know it.
What the fuck?
I know it
What the fuck is this?
I'm sexy and I know it
I was stupid as shit, I'm trying to have a scene, so I look back in my bed and laugh
myself to sleep.
efficient stream he said it's pretty efficient if I do say so myself
mess I don't know who you're trying to impress stop looking at those holes over
there again you're six six against flight reacts right now lock in bro don't
Nobody
Yeah, who you going for which ones
Which ones your bag
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, nigga. Yeah, give me a hand behind your back, PBM. Keep doing that shit.
My bad. Guys, don't be arrogant. Lesson there today. Don't be arrogant. Don't be too cocky, bro.
That's got them hunter eyes.
eyes. Son, daughter or gay thought?
That's, that might be harder than the original question.
Son, daughter or gay thought?
Okay, some daughter is a your son that transitioned it into a girl and a gay thought is just a
Gay nigga that's a thought that he's gay, but plus thought
A gay nigga that takes mad dick
What you gonna fo?
Son daughter or gay thot?
Or it's a thot that-
Better question, you're our son or son or daughter.
I'm taking a lot of things over a son or daughter.
You must not have seen the receipts.
Check up
You must have seen
Then I gotta open the internet to see how she's telling me I'm not business about how I used to fuck her teachers and shit
Can't do it
It's that mom ain't know that she ain't know that
I lost fuck a hat time you see what I'm saying and she just tell all my business on the internet and now she got a us
I'm saying if I had a daughter that was like Senna she can go to the internet and
Yeah, bro, bro, you're retarded, set the fuck up.
Sadly chat, Michael Blue.
No one understood what you said, no, no, yes, they did.
Y'all like to troll like you did it.
Flight, I'm a shake now, bro.
Flight said better shit than he was before, you know?
Oh, he's doing a little shit.
There's nothing getting close enough.
Four K's in the school.
All right.
Technical foul.
It's like I'm not gonna lie if you don't proceed to score ever since you took his hand away from his back
We're gonna have a conversation like this
Please don't tell me you could only keep well get one arm and a prominent on behind his back
No, don't let him shoot no more don't let him shoot no more hand up. Don't he hit one already. He's autistic. He's okay. Thank you. Oh
Oh
He missed
We get scared
What is this facials, bro nobody got better facials in mass game
Top one facials in the game. That's well-dentious
This got me stressing
I'll suck
No dollars
What like
Obviously not making this shot
Obviously I'm making this shot say it I'll say hard F on stream right now if you hit this shit hard F
Oh
I
Okay, so he went over it for the open layup chat open layup
No contest
Don't get a board get some rest like
It don't matter that was in the past flight make up for that shot make up for the shot
Make up for the shot
make up for it make up for it there
I'm getting raised
I'm getting rage made, bro. I don't know why you didn't call that trouble
If it even was one, I don't know if it was one
You're gathered Chad a walking off
Tell me this song
Me
Really?
That was me on that shit
It's getting felt right now. Holy shit. Yeah, I know bro
What how do you fix flight shot like what do we do? What do you what do you do?
It's like he's like an 8% shooter literally 8%
What do you think flights feel go percentages all time?
Oh my god flight. I don't know why you haven't done this you should have been to get it. It's gonna be able to shoot her bro
I'll suck it. Get that boy. Come on. It's not gonna hit. It's not gonna hit like
Put it back up!
I was about to... I was about to die.
That's all.
Yeah, play it.
Wait, let's talk about this though.
He's in that 10-8 game with flight reacts and PBM.
This is an interesting score with PBM.
Shot!
Oh!
Oh, he thought he hit it.
He thought he hit it.
Oh, he thought he hit it.
He thought he hit it.
It's easy, you're gonna play, yeah it's easy to come back and play.
Make sure you don't tag that thing on Twitter so you don't flake.
Okay, switch cameras
This is I ain't gonna lie flight this is like I
Look this is the first time I ever actually felt bad for this nigga. Wow
Do you think flight has had any internal monologues about this basketball shit?
Like yo, what is wrong with me?
You guys ever have me?
Yeah baby!
Stay in point!
Don't think he did?
Did I tell them to start having them?
that's something's got to shake bro the back still the same like how's that
comfortable
We need we need we need flight on TSC let's get a flight verse rock along
I think it's way more in shape though. Come on, bro. Come on.
We down 10 pounds.
Is that as heavy as a crazy-roll mobile?
You got that motherfucking- that's not your body.
If I get hit, that's it.
Come on, come on, come on, you see he gasped out, he need that.
Fight strong! Fight strong!
11-9!
They do a flight!
I'm tired.
What the fuck, flying?!
Her flight plan connects?
Why haven't they played?
Don't say 15th life.
Real deep as shit.
They could have worked too hard.
You did 15, bro.
You want that?
They're going to go to 15.
They're going to 15?
Well, nah, it's like 12 or something to be alive, bro.
Let me know what you're going to do.
They're going to 15?
They're out there, bro!
Let's go!
Ah!
They're out there.
Yeah, come on!
You're saying that, bro.
Ah!
Yeah, we just got wet.
What is this?
I'm going to put that out there.
You should have the diva tab.
Chad, you don't get that diva tab swag.
Let's go again.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
No, that's your swag.
I'm not.
That's your fake tongue.
What is that light tattoo you got?
Max, you can hit one jump.
You should get it then!
No!
I'm good!
Get him over here!
Oh, he's coming!
Ah, he's like a trodder.
Hurry up, get him off!
Get in the car!
Hello.
I'm alive.
Nice to see you getting a lad.
Keep strolling, I feel it.
What is he up to?
What are you doing?
It's 2026 don't get mad if I play basketball. It's 2026. It's 2026 it's 2026
Oh god, I almost slammed my da- oh god, my fist almost went through this fucking desk game
That's impulse control. This is 2021. You would have heard the band
It's impulse control, man
Bye!
How much you paid them all to just sit down and swing and ask?
Oh, we're gonna have to do the time.
Not yet.
I'm here to pay the excuse.
There's a hundred degrees on here.
Hang on.
Better than we could have cut?
So easy to get game play like this at least once a week every week for years game.
How did we survive that long?
That should be not more of a...
That's not even that seriously.
Better stop than flight.
Max, put him to rest.
Put him away, gang. It's over.
Come on. Wait. Flight.
Whoa, watch your mouth!
This is him. Flight sucks. Watch your mouth!
Hold on gang only we can touch it about flight. Yeah, not a random hose on the sidelines watch your fucking mouth
Yo chill
Yeah, come on!
Yeah, I feel like I'm a trash.
I feel like you look like you're talking to me.
That's ass-ok fat, like a low-key.
Yo, flight let the fucking goblin out, he gonna be in a-
Rr- right?
Flight gonna crash, I go lie!
Wait!
Oh!
Holy, holy, holy...
Holy...
Holy, don't get-
Please, please, please...
Pook his belly button or something, do something to-
Please, he cannot hit this shot flight.
He cannot hit this-
No! If you try, I'm gonna kill you!
You think this is gonna save?
Come on! Yeah!
Turn right there! Turn right there!
Yeah!
Okay, I got him! I got him!
You know what he said?
That's no bad boy by the way. You gotta get him. You gotta get him. He's a pro.
This thing is not really a big deal.
He just told me shit.
Bro, I swear I profit like bro.
You can't miss that battle on purpose bro.
There's gonna be, sometimes you accidentally hit the shot.
There's no way, like bro.
You can't even miss that battle on purpose bro.
Maybe hit the bottom.
I
Yeah, bro, you're fucking
Is he
That's not the fault of so many Congress, but it's all for our last one. Yeah
Give the shit out my side flight it's been ten years. That's how I'm saying it's been ten years, bro
He's two and seven wait who the fuck did he beat?
Listen to pay
Hey
God said we suck out right up the ones in June where you at bruh where you at if I got pull up the stream
You and we gotta do the ones. What's up?
Hey, no, I chose a side w-castle. No, no, don't be a joke pull it sure me your flight
We need you out. We need you outside flight. Come on. Don't be joking. They
Actually, yeah, they'll be joking. What what what class would flight teach a streamer you?
His tummy hurt. I think about pulling up sister you
What class of flight teach?
Jim
longevity
Worst 1v1 all-time how to roll a duck pat don't go bullshit class Zah 101 gardening
Like a pull of these for one day y'all see silk you trying to be a fucking student in that bitch
That valid chat if we go a real hundred percent teachers game
We can't be a 30 year old student in that whole can't you not?
Did you use a student
Wasn't did you a student?
It ain't about a a rocky legs about about a time about a pain put in a game
Sookie gotta be a teacher bro. You've been spending for seven years game. Fuck you gotta learn, bro. I
I feel like I said you got to be some no DDG was a teacher. Oh
Funny Mike was a student I feel like that make mom said cuz he knew the stream and it feel like you feel me
Agent was the best teacher back then
Yo, Joe Bartolosi
Put the stream of you gay
Yo chat. I look you want to do a stream with Joe Bartolosi
in a dat
I wanna get fried with Joe in a dat
bro just talk about life no cap
talk about anything yeah
I feel like that'll be good strings bro
I look at one and set up a discreet call with them first or something
I wanna do an IRL with them too though
but I don't know if Joe do IRLs but like discreet call would be cool
I wanna do something with both of them bro
I fuck with that that that type of vibe. He does
Job in my late night watch lately, he's great late night watching game. He great wait
LARPing must be stop. No the word LARPing the word LARP must be stopped money
That is where you always been wrong about me. Let's hold on. Let's
Let's check the spurs next game
This is a prime example of why you should never celebrate too early game.
was out here first of all if you thought you were about to sweep the spurs you're
retarded when I can understand but niggas generally thought was about to be
4-0 any nigga that you seem to have been 4-0 does not watch basketball money you're
Recovering away your face cam was the score 71 to 43
Hey, bro
This it's even now it is back to zero zero first to two wins GG
Hey, this man. I know y'all got anxiety y'all taking it back to San Antonio
Yo, I love this shit.
Yo, it's so, sometimes it's cool not being a fan
of either team that's in the finals.
You just get content, my nigga.
You just get entertainment.
There's no stress, no anxiety.
You don't lose nothing, you don't gain nothing.
You just get to have fun and watch the hoots.
Then you get to watch the terrorism on the timeline.
That's good content.
Watching the niggas cry on the timeline and debating shit.
I'm liking shit, instigating shit.
It's not even my team, boy.
Oh my god, what's going on with Tyler Heero?
Yeah, what?
Speaking of laughing, Marcus and Demily
are currently doing it right now.
What's going on with Tyler Heero?
This ain't Ian followed the heat.
Bam and Clell, where are they following each other?
Hey yo, bam, I'ma hit your phone, my boy.
I wonder what the deep that's going on
with the entertainment, you know what I'm saying?
I'ma hit your phone and go talk about that shit later.
That's the boy.
Me and Bam like this.
Me and Tyler, we like to eat.
Yo, Tyler, I'ma call you too, Tyler.
Me and Tyler, we like to eat.
That's the bros.
Femi, you know what I'm saying?
Will's Bam Kobe like that?
Like that, nigga?
Yes, Will's Bam, yo, yo.
You know, Jalen Brousson, that scored 82 points
in the last three games?
Bam didn't want to get in chat.
Last three playoff games.
Bam didn't want to get in.
He him.
Actually don't tell you he liked one of the best business league. Yeah, skill wise, you know, you don't hear from me
I'm a son like a dick sucker nigga
Don't know any of this chat how many y'all use this larping word
How many y'all abuse this shit?
I love I lie
I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what I'm talking about
I put once you try to be the best one for I think that's my chat
I feel like that's my chat and all my streams, too
I feel like y'all be typing like y'all know we should come up with a whole time
You just on chat GPT you want chat GPT on and another time bro type it in my chat. I don't know what the fuck going on
That's shit
Vex
It's okay to lark some things in life well, hold on you can learn for the swag money
Don't get it fucked up if you see like some cool background
Even though you know nothing about whatever kids maybe if it's for if it's for a fire pick take that fucking pick
nigga, fuck
you're a lark for the swag, that's it
get things wrong all the time, but that's being a larker
and that's why it's so based
we had a death tone a couple days ago, by the way
my nigga
who in the fuck doesn't know what the fuck de-
do I have to be the big death tones fucking fan?
what are you talking about? everybody knows what the fuck death tones is, my nigga
I don't have to be the big fucking fan of the fucking role on the line
what are you talking about?
Everybody seen Dragon Ball Z, everybody seen Cooler's Revenge, everybody heard a fucking
death tone song!
That you are not.
Now, LARPING is one of the words, like Aura, one certain parts of the internet gotta hold
of it.
They start just completely abusing the word, like some of y'all just be using words incorrectly
in contexts that don't even make sense.
What?
Stop screaming bae.
Dante, you know what bro, me and Dante really haven't spoke in like a month or two.
We have so much to catch up on game.
Dante is a cock-a-poo.
We have so much tea to fucking catch up on.
And I'm onk now too, apparently.
I'm onk.
We could like be reading a newspaper and shit,
sipping on some cough tea, whatever you be drinking,
doing those things, talk about shit on like a Sunday,
looking at the pastures, the skies and shit,
the backyard and shit, feel me?
Just talking about shit, we got tea to talk about.
The hairline needs some catching up on, all right?
Comment about anything you just go see,
don't care, wait!
Dante, are you applying for St. Louis University?
Are you gonna be a professor again?
Don't care a lark, yes, I hate you niggas,
It's ass. That's it actually rage baits me bro. No cat
Bro chat I really want you to find me a
Tic-top post or a tweet before the me Emily and Senate collab when everybody start calling us the LARP on Tic-Top
And niggas just started making this shit that niggas was abusing that LARP word
I'ma start a club
Uh, what kind of club?
What's that from club?
Film.
Can I join?
Let's start a club.
You don't know shit about movies Dante.
My movie taste is better than yours, gang.
My movie taste is better than yours, bro.
My movie, I don't weigh more about movies than top three movies go.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
My top three movies?
No, this is a personal choice, it's a personal choice, it's a personal choice.
My top three movies.
Tell me if this is valid, Liz.
You gotta let me know if it's valid.
Yeah?
Couldn't even say that shit with your chest
Let me see Ali Ali said okay, okay, no my top three note my top three my
My top three I feel like it's like bro two of them are superhero movies game
It's not even because I want a superhero movie. They just so happen to be superhero movies, bro
But you know who's a fucking overrated after though
Tom Cruise is fricking check. Yo, don't do that niggas. Yeah, that niggas mid
dad niggas mid
Dad niggas that Tom Cruise nigga, bro
Dad niggas mid game. I don't know. I really like to shit with him in it. I really like moves with him in it for a
throw
No cat and she kind of like air
You know I'm saying
Oh
Holy LARP yo, wait, why do you have why can't okay?
Why do you have to be such an intellectual on movies to like
To be in a book club to be in a movie club if we have an agreement
Okay, we have to watch this movie this week and we come to the club when we discuss it. Why can't we do that?
Why can't we do that?
That's actually easy to please when the custom movies. No cat. I don't think you give a fuck about story or pacing
I think you're just like cool action scenes and cool shit. I don't think you give a fuck about story and pace
To me to be honest
I'm gonna give it a beam if shit got cool nice Michael Bay explosion shit you nothing bro. That's what I feel like
That's what I feel like no cat I
Feel like you was one of the niggas that seen any game and was hella horny thought it was five or
The fucking spider-man movie with all the fanservice and shit
Okay
What you mean Kato like what do you mean by K?
Bro, let's do them. Let's do the book. Let's do the movie club Dante
Can we do the movie club, bro?
Why are you saying yo?
I
Chat brother watching the video about you gang. Hi, I don't know how people even get away with
That when Disney kind of teach you since birth that larking
Appreciate you for reacting to my vid rage you the MF goat
wait
You're big oh
Sick
Yeah, what?
This nigger chose to watch barbarian over no country for old men last night
He don't know shit about good movies. We had an hour and a half to watch a movie
How the fuck am I watching no country for old men in the hour and a half you fucking dimwit fuck
Nick is in the chest of barbarian so I said okay. Let's fucking check it out
That shit has a whatever percent rotten tomatoes. That shit was ass. Am I good?
Fucking piece of shit fuck
Is never the way to go y'all called the corny for coining the term just be yourself, but we live in a world now
We're all you that's why y'all names can't be in a movie club
That's why y'all don't know movies y'all just like of course no country for old man is fucking an amazing movie
We want to watch, but like sometimes you want to watch some neat shit, some other shit that niggas are not really talking about, my nigga.
You just want to watch the most popular shit?
Because I think he's gay, nigga.
You rushed it.
What did I rush?
Eh, what?
For the scary game, can we get green screen instead of no facecam?
Him trying to see you tremble and quiver.
I'm not sh-
I'm not gonna tremble nor quiver.
I guess, are faker than plastic!
Alarming is so common, you might have, not even might have, you definitely seen LARPing
in your life, even if you didn't call it as such!
Why have you LARPed someone so broke?
I thought it was all LARPed a little bit!
They can't even pay attention, but because they posted the fresh new Air Force, you think
that they're nothing but success for the life of them!
Pause is already and we barely one minute into the video. Holy shit. Yeah, bro. Chill, bro. We are um, oh wow
Well, okay, we're gonna lock in we're gonna lock in but some of some things you've larked into though check
I want to know what are some larking activities you've divulged in
When I was 12 I was larking and shit
Porn
Why are G?
Kingdom hearts, let's be honest. Nobody know movies for a reason jackass the fuck up
Wrestling
Gooning what do you mean gooning a lark
What have I larked
And now it's time for me to get ready man
They're gonna actually type shit that I actually like in range, baby. You think it's our fuck
Y'all think it's a game, bro. Let's see
Pokemon
Asexual whoa that is okay now you're going too far you're going way too far again
And what we all have locked to bag a bitch in school
I don't think you need a large Derek Rose. Okay. Listen. Oh you look young peanut. You're usually going to get banned
Middle-class
Don't even get me started on them catfish filters. I know a lot of people who were getting caught up like ease
What's all doing oh
Oh my god, you got
People online pretending to be select. Oh, let's talk about it. He's like you are not
people online for
Told them vans to swag game look how you rockin that shit I
I had them bitches on last week, you said there was a swag. Now look, that's your fucking swag nigga.
Fuck. She's swag nigga. Sure.
Tending to be celebrities like you are not traffic, Scott Martin, you're a star.
Like I know y'all been on Instagram and seen a fine Asian bitch in your-
I know she played Marvel Robles or Valorant or Overwatch. There's no- on God. On God.
Find her shit. She has to play one of the three.
Follow it only to click on the profile and it's a
Yo, bro, yeah, you know what be going crazy now gang
Y'all niggas don't be knowing gang. I wanted to show bro. I'm okay. I'm gonna start okay
Check if I'm not gonna say it, but there's girls. I've been seen y'all be liking it
They're really AI bitches bro. There's Instagram models with Lily hella pictures and hella followers and hella and their AI is like nobody realises
They're fucking AI
I'm gonna bookmark a few of them so we can show on screen game. I've seen I see streamers following some of them game. I'm like, yo, bro
y'all brain dead?
You speaking from its man's fax.
No cap.
Bitch was bad as fuck.
I went like 3-4 pictures deal.
I said what the fuck is that?
It's just fake.
It's the same fucking app.
Our booty don't move like that, mind you?
You ever had a friend that acts completely different when you are around some girls?
Guys are jerks.
God, I know, right?
Guys are the worst.
and people who really lark anything
if it makes sense or not because why were niggas
actually larking being vines and i don't think so
why are you faking being disabled hold on hold on hold on hold on
hold on yo buddy wait wait i'm actually blind so i'm gonna defend the non
blind niggas
i don't get mad when i see non blind niggas wear glasses because it's
Sometimes it's just for the swag
They're not telling people they're blind. They're literally say no, I'm not blind. I wear it for the swag
You don't speak for us nigga, I'm blind nigga
I'm so blind they have to take a fucking chrome heart logo off my fucking glasses the lens is too fucking thick dumb ass
They go fuck I got negative 4.25 fucking vision. I don't hear shit. I can't see the fucking walls of my camera right here
I can't look at a fucking single chat right here. I can't see a single word of my chat
So as you can see there are so many examples and now I really want to delve deep.
Now there are so many avenues to discuss LARPing and I'm gonna start with a take that might
genuinely get me blitzed on every platform.
But hey, we getting fired anyway Ernie.
Wait, if I put glasses on here, do y'all get, do y'all see what I see?
Was it blurry?
Was it blurry? Fake and wet.
Religion gotta be the most larped media of all time.
From the priest to the people, there is no limit to the larp.
Now I am an avicrist.
I'm not gonna lie, bruh.
Christianity and Muslim Islam might be the most larked thing I've ever liked.
Holy, especially, yo, yo gang, niggas was getting clout, being red pill and claiming
Islam so they could farm having multiple bitches and say, yo, it's cool, look what
they were saying in the Quran, man, niggas was dead, larking, Muslim to have more than
one bitch, gang.
That's just so crazy, Mickey.
Did I'll be the first to tell you God is real,
but that does not change the fact that there is so much
larping all over religion.
You got some bastards who don't even
be teaching nothing for real and are literally just there
to steal your money.
Some of these bastards won't even let you leave the building
without paying them in returns.
Like dog, I will jump up there and harm you.
You will see religious people on the internet
call you the craziest combination of slurs of all time. In the moment you click their
profile they look as holy as you could possibly be.
Is this nigga wondering when people put this in their profile and you know they're not
a good person and they know good damn well they're not a good person. Like what are they
doing? Like what are they thinking? Are they thinking like do they think they're a good
person? Like are they retarded or they know they're a larpic?
In the moment you ask any of them to recite a verse, they're just like
Yeah, I'm out of them
I'm out of them
And that's not even all of them
I know you know a Muslim that's moving just like this
And I'm not saying you gotta be perfect, I'm not
But yo, you'll be terrible people
But because you're religious, you think you're on a moral high ground and could escape accountability
What do you mean I'm a terrible person because of how I treat people?
I go to church every Sunday
What are you talking about?
One of the funniest larps to me gotta be the African passers the treasure troll
Okay, let's see if Jordan is so muscle my dream. Let me tell you some
Jordan is Christian is fuck. It's not a single person that's Muslim like he trolls that she you'll say some shit about
Flying on carpets and she dead ass, right?
Let's see if in 2020 60s so larping that shit. So let me call him real quick
Like bro like who be in a Walmart you'll see a rug or a mat. He's like y'all I'm gonna go prown this shit
Later, it's one swag like he but he but the group chat did ask if he's bustling
They don't know he's trolling this whole time. I'm gonna go. Jordan's not a real human. Like he's not real
Yo
Did you do Ramadan this year?
Yeah
One month.
I'm telling you, this is a fucking fraud!
Bro, I hate this nigga, bro!
Yo, this is the biggest LARP I know, gang!
There's nobody that larks harder than this nigga, gang!
I am.
And the African accents just be makin' everything 30 times funnier.
There's nobody that large heart is in this nigga gay
In the African accents just me making everything 30 times fun
Yo, what's my dog name that made this video?
Zephyr what you know about 30
Y'all know nothing about the crumb sock community this game is shit nigga
That's how I know this is not fucking gamers for real, my dawg.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know about this, man.
She's caught.
Now I know this is a touchy topic, I am not saying every pastor is bad, there gets a lot of people.
All I've said is be careful, and to be honest, just learn from the source, cause there is a lot of harm.
That pastor won't mind getting me locked up, so I'm going to for two.
The political sphere...
Pause for a month easier than fuck these niggas I
Generally grown up you so love these niggas, bro. These niggas were so swag gang
I used to love these niggas in high school, bro. What I like dead-ass is when they just stopped watching them
I got a real life and got girlfriend. I've got a life from like 20 like I forgot what year I come back
I'm like, yo, let me check on the heartlands. Yo, these niggas is taking white cock up the fucking ass every day choking on that shit
Really choking on that shit game and then like but the daughter cool as fuck or some shit
She's like a fan of shit. I feel bad. Yo, yo, yo, yo parents is good
Lucas merch does for Perry
Sorry about the matter if you left right front or center if you say something that any side would remotely like you have their support
for life. Support the immigrants! Yeah! Get rid of black people! Yeah! Keep fanboys legal!
What? This happened so much in the political sphere, there is literally a word for it called
who's the biggest grifter you know I'm not gonna say any opinions I'm gonna say nothing to
skew the chat who is the biggest grifter you know I'm not gonna put my own thought I'm just
to see what chess is. Now be honest, don't troll me, be honest, be honest, who do you think is the
the biggest grifter you know.
I
Hmm
Okay
Drifting and I couldn't even sit here and name you the amount of people that have gained jet
generational wealth off of pretending to pick a side it doesn't matter if you
contradict yourself or switch teams either as long as you are deriding the
right like the political sphere on both sides that abby moving like this guy
my life he switches it up every single day because I'm gonna get a fucking money
That's how to get any money, nigga.
They just use and abuse whatever agrees with them and they know that you give them some
fucking money, nigga.
And when they're done, they can hop on to the next shit.
I don't think you understand what people like.
At the end of the day, niggas need to survive, nigga.
The niggas need to make their money.
All they care about is fucking money.
They would lie about their beliefs, they'll do this, they'll switch it.
They don't give a fuck.
They need to stay relevant and have some fucking money in their pocket, nigga.
They don't care for real.
They're like, train bun, turn off here.
They care about the bullshit that we're talking about.
No, they're normal human beings.
I
These niggas be on the internet so much they don't drink it or none. I'm in the club with these niggas
They think you're getting fucking drunk nigga. What? What internet time awesome?
What am I cooked?
Hello
What the fuck just happened?
Are you kidding me?
You're confused, bro.
Like that ass, gang.
Like they don't drink, they don't do nothing, that shit degenerate, this is that.
I go one night in Miami, I see all these fuck niggas getting drunk in the club.
I'm like, yo, gang, what the hell, you just use that as a talking point on a clip I seen on Twitter the other day.
And don't even get me started on the other kinds of larping that happens all over the internet,
But specifically in politics, we got niggas out there saying I'm black and I found this funny
No, you're not we know I don't believe you my nigga
Niggas actually be liking that shit. It'd be a video it'd be a blonde hair blue-eyed Spartan behind that bitch
I'm also I'm black and I found this funny. No fucking no, no, you're not
You're not I
Know there's not a hit a million and on you Stephen stop stop
I'm glad!
You're mistaken for forgiveness!
Bro, anime is something that is warped heavily especially nowadays
and I honestly don't even know why.
When I was younger, I used to warp not knowing anime just so I didn't get made fun of
because I grew up in a time where if you knew too-
Did he? What- what did- oh my.
One did- like an anime become cool, yeah.
Like when did it become cool?
2020 ish.
Solo love land.
I don't know.
My anime, life and experiences, my cousins, they were watching shit, they're older than
Bro, they're in their thirties and they were watching anime and shit. So the people that were around me
We always like games and shit and anime obviously at school nigga. I ain't talking about that shit like that
I ain't talking about it. But for the most part it was like kind of you're 30. I ain't 30
20s game too much about anime niggas gonna look at you like this. So little up solo leveling is trash. No
It's not trash. It's just slop. Okay. Not all slob is trash. Okay
It's all loving is and and then good animation just fight scene slop. It's just slop
But sometimes slot to be entertaining
Sometimes it'd be fucking entertaining
When it comes to larping in anime a lot of people point to famous people being the ones that are doing it
Like a really popular clip is this streamer named emery
with this is what it's starting this is what it's starting if for some reason I
got my dick sucked for it and you know what's crazy emerald actually read the
manga she just drooled the game she generally just drooled I don't know why
she drooled like that bro if she's the only one here that she read the manga I
watched all the anime I watched all the animation I didn't read the manga I don't
I don't know why she said that.
Or she completely misnamed her own cosplay,
calling the character she's cosplaying Asa instead of Yoru.
Now to a non-anime fan, I know they look damn near
the exact same.
But this is like misnaming one of the twins
that were on Zack and Cody.
You, you just don't do that.
This might be Jordan one that's really bad.
And if you do, you probably correct yourself.
That'd be like the second later.
You dig what I'm saying?
It sounds so fickle.
From the outside look, they're like, who cares?
But it's just one of them things where it's like,
I, if you know, you know.
You've seen Creed 3.
You know he definitely watches anime,
but this clip, I'm sorry, is just a creatures.
It is Nero 2, should be.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Anime, but this clip, I'm sorry, is just a creatures.
It is Naruto.
Shaputed.
Come on, bro.
Y'all don't need to like it.
Oh, God, you don't need to like anime games.
It's cool, bro.
You don't have to like that shit, game.
But oh, my God.
I ain't go live chat.
I am telling you, if you do want to put some people on anime and chat, I'm just sorry for
death note.
I've converted so many niggers of all around, like the roast anime.
You saw them off with some shit. That's not really too much super powers and
Surfers of course his powers with the fucking you didn't want to say but start with something a little bit more like
Realistic, I know it's not really some fucking death. No shit. I got me some shit
You know I'm saying but I don't know it always works. It always works. It worked with a dad
Trust me it works. Okay, look at Paul got hit one of the worst ratios in Twitter history
For larping as if he knows anime now a lot of these people are pretty easy to point and laugh at I know
But I would argue 99% of the actual anime LARPING be inside the community.
The amount of anime LARPING that happens more so from the community than the celebrities.
It's a GREGIS.
You will have the Jutsu Kaisen fans legitimately read the manga through TikTok leaks and then
they'll come to yell at you as if they know what they're talking about.
And them t-
I'm not gonna lie.
Something that tells me something really light anime or not.
You don't care about spoilers and leaks game. You don't you don't like that shit for a I'm not gonna lie like the feeling
I get when I get spoiled on something
Without watching it or reading it myself. I guess I that's not being a friend
I'll get stop fucking with you game like get ass like niggas know not to spoil shit purposely bro
I would get upset you look you're going through look for tic-tac leaks for talking points, but again
You don't care about the show for
Oh my god, I saw toji. I got I saw toji. Yeah, I just saw toji
Of Jane Juliet
Dragonball fans have the mean for a reason they legitimately haven't seen the
And they will say things blatantly wrong in confidence like their scholars or something
Do the knowledge nigga, and we got people watching some of these anime online again
Pretending like they're super fans or something when they whoa come on, bro
Don't play don't use etiquette as a click. Yeah, I know it. Yeah, I know you're not talking about etiquette
Didn't like their super fans or something when they literally skip entire arcs in their show now
You can consume media house. That's how I feel when okay one pace isn't skipping arcs. It's not skimming arcs
It's just condensing everything, but I feel weird with wanting to watch one piece, bro. I
Gotta watch all
We got to watch all that shitty ass pacing bro. I want experience with y'all experience money good
You should use it later on in one piece. Yo, what's the what's the arc?
There's an arc my homie stop down cuz he said it's so fucking slow. He said the pace. I forgot. I don't know what arc it is
He's like, yo, please just use one page for that, bro, please. Yes. Yes. Yes, that that yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, he literally stopped watching because of that shit. Is it that bad is the patient that bad?
If it's that bad, I'll go on one pace for that art. No cap
Okay, just one pace make that art good though pacing wise or is it still like it's better. It's still slow
What's bad about the pacing like showing the like showing the same reactions over and over again
As far as you want if you want to it was sky island for me
I
Remember how many niggas thought said I was gonna hate skypea
Skypea was gas to me am I gay watch Naruto
More power to you it's your life
But don't come online yelling at other people when I know and you know that you don't know what you're talking about
I'm gonna really just start naming these fools by name
kai sanat
I gotta roast you.
Kaisen that's one of the biggest harpers of all time, man.
Okay.
Hold on.
There's my doll right here.
Okay, so let's see what instances are you talking about because I can give more insight.
You know?
I can give more insight.
Not too long ago.
I actually defended him on this video right here.
the worst oral losses ever.
Why is Kaisenat in the fucking thumbnail of the worst oral losses ever, man?
It's not true.
And although I still stand by my take on the reading actually being a good thing, the more
clips and streams that I have seen, I realize nah, y'all was lowkey right, he'd be larping
like crazy.
Like the amount of clips you could find with relative ease of him larping anything is insane.
Okay, if they do a song lyrics thing, I'm not I can't I know zero song actually listen to a song ten times every day
For a week. I'm not knowing the lyrics. I'm a drooler. I don't know why I'm bad with lyrics
Okay, Kai performative core. Well horror game segment with TK today. My life is yours. Mr. Rage do with it as you please
How to bust it up by iPhone I lo key, okay? I
I
Feel like niggas spamming this head phone shit actually wound it for us niggas that you actually use wired earbuds
Because now it went from niggas calling me retarded from I using Air Pods and what like I grew trap fucking roast me all the time
To now whatever they see me with earbuds like why are you larking wearing? I'm like yo, bro
Who the fuck fake wants to fake wear wired headphone? What does that make you look cool for what wired fucking headphones?
I was tired of losing my airpods my nigga, and I got trapped one time with airpods. We're not gonna go through that, but yeah
It's popular ones is right here where he cast about Noah one piece
Okay
He said yeah to wash it
Come on you know you can say Luffy, Nami, Sanji, Zoro, EZ just as some of that crew
Luffy
I tell my life I forgot about under what the fuck I forgot about that
I did not notice what you said I thought he's like oh no I don't really remember
Holy shit are you fucking
Now get it anime names wrong ain't that bad I used to read the Naruto manga before I actually
Y'all gang there's so many anime names I say wrong like that not main character names
I see so I spent most of middle school calling Sasuke Sasuke
Big fail
Okay I never did that but I called Madara Madara almost my whole life
I swore on my life. I called Mutt and Minato. I used to call him Minato or something shit
like that. Grown up. I used to call him Minato. Like dead ass bro.
Just finished your one piece impel down video. Please I need more man.
Ha ha ha
You said you watch in the show and you don't know how to pronounce it, but but
Why are you one of the worst clips I seen recently has to be this one right here?
Okay, I
Want to believe this is a troll. I wanted to believe this was a troll because of how bad this is
But I don't really think Kai likes being trolled in the way they all be trolling him with his larpages
So I don't think he would troll that because that would bring him hate and dick suck
But at the same time
He's a funny nigga, so he could have been trolling. Do you think he was trolling or not?
I should pronounce Kai gay as cage
No that they buy yo
Calling one of the biggest artists in the world cosplay and then has
He was trolling bro, there's no way. Y'all that's what you need to say
Do you know who that is? Do you know who that is? No, that wasn't troll. Oh my god. It's a little thing. Do you know who that is?
I
Me is we thought he pulled a mysterious these artists
But I think the worst of the worst gotta be the fake laughing now you'd be lying if you said you
Never fake laughed in a scenario every streamer be fake laughing, but not actually fake laughs
They probably found find whatever is happening funny
But it's like you take that I'm a fail to a bitch like it's funny
But you didn't actually laugh out loud when niggas are streaming
They got a you feel me you know my fake laugh my fake life is more so like
The way you talk about and mischaracterize Naruto just to play Sasuke
I genuinely believe you watched the show with your asshole. Yes. Naruto is cooler than Sasuke
And that's what your fucking problems
You think that people that have a different opinion of you just wasn't watching the show you naruto dick suckers are dick suckers
My nigga you guys are in love with this gay ass nigga like he's your dick sucker my nigga shut the fuck up
I'm sorry chat for interrupting
But why the fuck did you promote the long walk on patreon just for me to wake up to barbarian am I joke to you?
Nigga sweet Jesus when I catch you niggas. That's a bitch show me something
Your favorite care to spend his whole fucking life looking trying to get him try to be friends with this nigga again
That nigga's gay my nigga the nigga you consider a bitch your favorite kid is in love with you. What's the fuck that nigga?
Fuck what are you talking about?
Fuck out of here. It's been a fuck alone. I don't want to be a fucking friend my nigga
Jesus Christ is it that hard?
I be fake laughing to niggas. I don't talk to ladies
Fucking Florida this is
But some of these are like I show me show me
Now, taking high energy or even some laughter is something you gotta do as a content creator.
And Loki just come with a job.
And LARPID is something that content creators do all the time.
Corey Ketchum even called himself out for it and it was hilarious.
A few of my friends have told me to try out this hoe.net type thing is basically where you nobody told me
I needed a way to break it up with a how like to ease it to a game like it to be a nobody told me shit
Yeah, you know what I'm saying youtubers be like yeah, I saw in the comments you guys want to meet it nah
You know
like youtubers and streamers all the time yo chat on i was i was scrolling on twitter and i was looking at
bro geose to begin i'm gonna keep it i want to scroll it on shit money i woke up and geose
yo watch this on chat i said okay bro i did like that i asked bro um one of the funniest instances
of recent memory had to be the marlin situation where this man real life tried to make this 300
IQ play in order to and I quote fool the entire internet
It's one of the corny is videos you'll ever watch to this man was real life talking about some stage one the crash
Mom and really did replace me for all I see them at the face house like two times since since he moved in though
Mommy might be twin for again. All right, that we are
That we are brother. You don't say
No, son, you
So this man started, me and Marlon aren't on some swear shit.
Looks wise, looks wise.
And hype.
They crash on stage.
That's not me a little bit more funny.
Son, you got nobody to give a fuck.
So this man started his plan by having a quote unquote crash out live on stream and him acting
Insane just consisted of him doing this
This is like nothing close to a definition of a crash out
But what's the best that they ever did like that they haven't like what's the most like alright?
I feel like when you see them post you try to make it and they're like oh my god. I'm so quirky
He said oh, no, I think I don't since I don't care about being corny, bro
Like it's different bro like it. I think it's when it is actually
Intent to try to farm or was like yo, bro
It's not working. Yeah, okay. I don't give a fuck if I'm the butt of a joke money
I don't care and it doesn't
While he was gone for that entire week people in BBL chin. No, baby. Yeah doing that ad was probably yeah
No, no, baby. I can't lie. I can't lie. BBL chin
I thought I was, I thought I was he niggas, I thought I was he, I thought, I did not think, Spotify? What was Spotify?
Oh my god.
It's chill, chill, that show was crazy. I can't even watch that show.
His community were asking where he went, but if you actually go and look on Twitter during that time frame,
NOBODY ASK FOR THIS NIGGA!
And he tried to keep up the lark as much as he can too.
Cause even after he got exposed and constantly clowned for this moment,
he still tried to pretend that he posted the video on accident.
Same there man, it's funny at the end of the day, but it's like my editors still posted it.
Cause they found it and I didn't respond when they said, uh,
when you wanted to be posted and they posted it.
And I swear what's up for, I swear around on my life, it was up for two minutes,
but Calipers already downloaded the whole bot and makes this bot a sign.
What I realized on the internet cuz niggas don't give a fuck about you after a day if
you get caught up is like yo bro I did that shit and I thought it was gonna hit it did
not hit gay.
I'm retarded and that's it.
You just gotta keep it pushing bro.
This man really lied and proceeded to say on my life.
Man he's down my life on the video took two minutes to shoot or whatever before he said
shit shit.
good.
He was out there getting good.
All I got to say is that's tough.
Like, tough, tough, like, yes!
Some of the worst soulmen out here.
Applaud for me, you and shit.
What would soulmen out here teach?
Present influencers on social media
got to be the gurus.
Their entire job is to make you feel like you are failing at life, only to sell you a BS course.
Like, I would learn more from Ms. Rachel than you, nigga, and the courses you buy will either have the most basic information of all time, or it's stuff that's not even useful.
I don't know how this method has constantly been recycled and repeated all throughout the internet, and people still have not caught on.
You're looking at this rich guy on Instagram with a URUS being like, damn bro, what's the method?
NIGGA! YOU ARE THE METHOD!
Leave this out there, trying to sell you a dream.
In the craziest thing about their larping, they know themselves that they are not as rich as they say,
but they will set money goals for you to the most astronomical-
Look, look, look gang, I could be like these things and chat and chat like I got all the money in the room
Chat I'm telling you bruh, I don't, I don't lark big, you know what I'm saying?
I'm cool, but like, you feel me?
I numbers to make yourself feel like a failure. Go look at your paycheck
It's not at least a hundred grand a month. You got work to do
NERD CULTURE IS SOMETHING THAT IS HAPPENED
If your paycheck isn't a hundred grand above your...
That nigga does not make bread a cake.
That nigga does not make bread.
Because it's usually multiple sources of things that will add up to that 100,000 a fucking month in my nigga.
Larght literally forever.
Call it a paycheck.
Most of the time.
Not even take no bread a day.
Wait guys, wait.
Let me finish.
GUYS.
LET ME FINISH!
Only fans woman.
I meant only fans woman.
Because nerd spaces are largely filled with men
who are vehemently scared of women. It's a perfect space for a lot of women to pray and get some money.
And it's to the point where I can't even hate the hustle. You're just taking advantage of niggas
who can't keep either their dick or their money. I have to have such a conundrum with the thought of
only fans bro because that shit is so degenerate, like so soulless. But like, at the same time,
if I was fine shit, I'm not, I want to spread my pussy. But like, if I was fine shit and all you
Niggas was root. I knew you niggas with that retarded cuz niggas you got to play in the niggas
There's no left if there's no stupid gooner niggas alive to buy the shit my nigga. It's your niggas
Tell me
So there's a lot there's gonna be somebody providing that service for you
There's a fucking want and the want is fucking going to make me something going to a game
Well, there's free fucking porn on the internet.
There's free porn on the internet.
If you got a gold there's free porn.
Why you paying bitches?
Why you giving bitches money to beat your dick?
I don't get, I don't understand that.
I don't make no sense.
Just beat your shit free.
If you got to beat it, just beat it for free.
Why you giving money?
In their pants.
Look, I can't call a sign habit, brother.
I ain't mad at you, but what's your word?
But the nerd-larping that be the worst comes from the men.
and this one mainly shows up in the game
jesca was jealous of naruto
it's the story baby
it's fear but you can point it out in other areas too
but it's the people that pretend they're gamers
that complain about everything non-game related
in a game that you don't play
what do they always complain about in there?
these people go like oh they're disrespecting the true gamers
i'll complain about no games
the things you complain about have no effect on the game buddy
Like the gamer is getting mad that a woman's a protagonist in a game and oh my god
Okay
For the most part chat anytime you see these niggas bitching to complain about a character being a male black field
And if they do play games they're playing fucking Madden or some shit like that
They don't play no fucking games bro like playing Call of Duty or some shit at most, bro
Like the same gaming sphere where Tomb Raider is a highly respected franchise
You're not a gamer dog
Stop lying and I'm gonna end the video with someone you should all know LeBron James has got to be the biggest
LARPER of all time
What?
Bob Ross a LARPER?
You all want after the game?
TK!
Let do it!
Let do it, brother!
Wait, he has lied about anything under the sun is the highest tier of comedy.
I was listening to those guys when I was in my first year with the heat in 2010.
I remember this shit!
I remember this stupid ass shit he said!
Why did he say it?
Yo, this thing can be lying.
No, no, this thing actually be lying.
It's the gash.
Highest tier of comedy.
I was listening to those guys when I had my first year with the heat in 2010.
There is entire
Compilations of him just happy whether it's him reading him like ain't about why he was on the same page that way
Was it was it was all the books on the same page each time?
Why don't we look like he like 20 pages 15 pages in or some shit, or is that the first fucking page?
Tim reading you always like a movie you'll even be out there making up reasons why he wears the number six
One cuz 23 is one of my favorite numbers as well. So, you know two times three six
This most iconic one is when he went on national TV and decided to lie about Kobe's 80 point
game saying I said he was gonna before the game even started when I seen I said he was
spying on score 70 like when I when I hear and see shit like this from years ago
I'm gonna I just keep strong but what do you really think about it what the fuck
were you talking about my nigga what the fuck you mean you knew who's the score
70 what are you talking about in this nigga had the audacity to say I don't
I don't know what baby said, son!
You did not say this shit, dawg!
The funniest one, in my opinion, gotta be when he was asked about Liverpool.
The way you could tell LeBron was just caught off guard and was...
I would be a hunnit.
I would be a hunnit, bro.
I'm gonna admit to some arpeggio.
Don't tell lovers, don't tell lovers.
I wanted to be...
Like bro, these niggas be talking about football, soccer and shit, game.
And some crazy shit was going on and shit.
And I knew Mbappe was playing Yuma or whatever the fuck that a good name is, game.
So like, I was watching the game, I had no shit that was going on, and I was just taking
tweets from the community, typing it in the group chat like I knew where the folks go.
I'll see y'all niggas in the community type, I'll dead copying and pasting y'all tweets
into the group chat.
Yo, yo, yo, this nigga, the nigga Janix is like,
yo, what the fuck you watch?
I was watching, I just didn't know what the fuck
was going on, man.
Making shit up on the spot, just be frying me.
And it progressively gets worse, man.
Don't tell them niggas though.
They're on.
Yeah, Crouchy is actually a Liverpool legend.
He used to play that.
I don't know if you knew that.
No, I knew that.
I didn't get an opportunity to see him play
when he was with the club, but I definitely knew,
I definitely knew that.
No, he's shot!
Captain Jordan Henderson just scored his first goal for England the other day. It was amazing to see who fan of is.
No, absolutely. And I saw the clip of that too.
I didn't get an opportunity to actually see the game line, but I saw that he was able to score one in the match the other day and I thought that...
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh I can't, I can't click, oh my god, my stomach.
That was uh, it's pretty unique.
In fact, I didn't even do that and I also didn't even do it for Buckle up.
What's so funny about this clip to me is that LeBron is so nervous and off guard.
He dead said, seeing that is unique.
You describing someone hitting a gold unique, my nigga?
When I heard him say that, I dead said this.
What did I never see?
Well LeBron's one of the funniest rappers of all time, bruh.
I can't even lie.
But that's all I got for y'all. Let me know any other forms of larping or pretending
I missed throughout this episode. Thank y'all for watching. Who's the funny or larp larp? Bron Bron or kaka?
Morning as always, and I'm out. How does nigga kaka?
I'll catch y'all next time
Good videos gang
Yo, you have a good YouTube voice too as well
I'm gonna start watching more of this nigga shit. He talks about shit that we like to fuck with the boys
You know I ain't gonna lie you about it being a rotation from now on bro. You talk about everything that we fuck with my nigga
You talk about everything we see we
Don't know. Oh, no, yeah, you in a rotation nigga. No cap
You in a rotation nigga
Yo appreciate it if I get it brother appreciate that appreciate that game
he fake inspired by degenerous degenerosity yo bro okay chat I know we
skip this video last time cuz it's so rough bad but I think I'm curious I'm
very curious and controversial opinions chat let me know real quick hey sharp
sharp think for the thousand bitch sharpie chat what are yours some of your
like unpopular opinions or controversial tastes behind it is a
Judgment free zone here.
Hold on Jordan called back after he hung up.
Oh, yo.
I missed your call, what's up?
Oh, no, no, my phone died, yeah.
Oh, your phone died.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, I was asking when did you,
when did you participate in Ramadan?
Yeah, it was Marsha, it was like the aroma of our day in touch, yeah.
Oh, wait, so what's it called at the end, at the end of Ramadan, what's it called again?
Eid.
Eid what?
Eid.
Is it like, is it like a second word that, you feel me, Eid what, it's like the second?
Um, it's some long ass shit that started with M.
How many prayers did you say today?
So I just got that new prayer mat that you seen earlier,
like the one that was like the Tibetan tiger type shit.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Straight from like the mother land, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was just a rug.
I thought it was just a rug that you bought off
instant ramble.
It's actually a prayer mat.
You know, like a rug's like a little bigger than that,
but not like that.
That's like a good prayer mat.
How many prayers did you say today?
Ten plus.
I mean, I got due one in the morning,
but like right now I'm playing on
Wait, how many prayers are you supposed to say a day?
Bro, as much as you need to, bro,
like there's really no limit,
like to put a limit on prayer, Josh,
like I couldn't think of that.
Who's your favorite Muslim in the Quran?
Who's like, what's your favorite?
There's name one person in the Quran.
Actually, yeah, that's a better question.
Name one person.
Oh, no, no, no, that Muhammad, you can eat solid, bro.
What would you like him to have it
No, just the way he just roll up on his ops and then banished them to oblivion
That niggas not muslim name. There's niggas in my group like like
It's blasphemy my nigga. There's niggas in the group chat that believe he's actually my this things Jordan is muslim
These niggas think he's Muslim, Monica.
Can y'all not tell he's trolling, Monica?
Can y'all tell? Y'all just listening?
Can y'all tell that he's not Muslim?
He's just bad PR, Jordan. I can't take Jordan's bad PR. Jordan's the worst PR ever.
He's a brand risk. He's a PR nightmare, Monica.
Did you see what he just said, Monica?
Okay, Chad, what are some of your unpopular controversial opinions though?
Call agent call it just a real Muslim
Agent's a real Muslim. I wouldn't even disrespect him for asking questions about his face money
You take dick from aim
Your age is a good gamer. Thank you
That actually is an unpopular opinion, which I don't know why the homies be
Lily
Questioning what the fuck did I do to y'all needs for y'all to have that?
People need to start dressing for their body types
Okay, Shrek is better than monsters Inc
If God was real we would have undeniable proof
The rage is sexy, Kobe's overrated, white people who own the world, Megaman is better
than Incredibles.
There's nothing wrong with furries, pizza's ass, don't gotta be a parent to give parenting
advice.
KFC is elite eats.
caring about doing cringe shit doesn't make what you do less cringe
interesting I actually agree with that after over experience after some
experience I agree with that game all right bad let's do this shit
pineapple on pizza is gas, sausage is overrated, fuck you
kaisenat isn't corny lowkey
I would agree with it, call me a dick sucker
it's just one of the things if you know who in real life just makes sense
more to a person that like you just
online, like how people perceive you online is like not
like reality, so what is your most controversial opinion?
dick suck? okay so chat, let me give you an example
You know how that little shit is crazy to you?
Niggas will call you a dick sucker if you oppose it, that like laugh at that shit and bleed that shit.
You understand? That's literally the perception I mean, like that's literally it.
That's literally it.
Hold his pocket.
I would date a mad scientist.
What is your most controversial opinion?
I think I would date a mad scientist.
What?
The timing of this is terrible just because like a week ago. I seen the discourse on Twitter. I did not divulge. I
Did not divulge, you know, man, but I see I seen the gender war that was going on on Twitter a week ago gay
You know what I'm talking about
No
Geo send the viral one send the viral tweet
Send the viral the one that was
Yeah, I might look at it. I might look for myself. I don't it's gonna say it started war for a week
The obsession shit the shit what obsession?
What the fuck is this?
Yes!
Okay, so this was the war this started a war on Twitter for a week straight a war
And I'm not gonna lie for a few days the ladies were getting fried
But I think they spun the block after two days and then nigga for getting fried. I'm not gonna lie
this tweet 65 million views game this trend like this is like a trend on
Twitter game the discourse around this was so it was so bad and that's why I
said the timing of this shit is crazy what is your most controversial opinion
I think I would date a racist what I'm about to ask 100 random people for the
most controversial opinion and after we get 100 I'll be asking yeah and then
it turned into this how men look at you when you're telling to block his rapist
buddy male friend and then another war started up because niggas was like game
That doesn't happen
But the niggas girls like yes, it does a guy's like no it doesn't you guys like yes, it does and then it died out
Yeah
As a nigga you can't be mad at they posted that money
Niggas posting that for no reason like I'm probably you can't be mad you got to say fairs you got to say fairs money
Because half the people that seen that tweet with the girls yes people probably care relate
But there's people a lot of people that can't relate just like how they
Tweeted that shit, you probably don't relate, but a lot of girls can relate, and a lot of people can relate, and they're good.
So I gotta take it to the chain.
I'm not able to vote on which one is the most controversial.
This is insane!
Oh my god.
Let's start asking.
First of all, you can't change your gender.
Why are we being gaslighted into thinking that's a thing? That's not a thing.
If you want to be a guy and you want to wear lipstick, if you want to wear high heels, that's cool. Do it.
But you can't go get surgery and then just say you're a girl.
Taylor Swift is no talent.
Let's just start off like that, bro.
Okay, hold on.
See, shit like this is retarded.
That's a bad opinion.
You can't say Taylor Swift has no talent, just because you don't like her music.
What are you talking about?
Taylor Swift is probably more talented than most rappers that you fuck with.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie.
The music is just not for me.
It's probably might be asked for you.
You know what I'm saying?
She could sing, Monica.
She's really talented, Monica.
What are you talking about?
Wait, why would you say something that has no talent?
You said the most selling artist in decades just has zero, no talent, right?
That's just a product of, oh, this person is so big and I don't really care for this
shit, but they're so big and I don't want to say, so I gotta hate on them.
That's just what that is, gang.
Overrated like shit.
Hey, there's a few rappers I feel like it's overrated.
They just have to be some of the biggest rappers in the world, but if I said that, I'd be a freaking retard.
That's it?
Very overrated.
Why do you think she's overrated?
Her singing is, man, she can't dance, and heavy.
She can't dance.
Music tastes like on season 4.
I think the people that she makes music for just doesn't care for that type of shit,
because like, in my opinion, Beyonce is more talented than Taylor Swift.
Beyonce, right now, isn't bigger than Taylor Swift.
You feel me?
But I still think Taylor Swift is talented.
A&W is a really bad fast-food restaurant.
I believe in every conspiracy theory about the government.
I'll say yes, I think it's naive to think we're the only ones out here.
So, I believe in conspiracy theories, but every conspiracy theory about the government,
that just makes you just as dumb, if not more dumb, than the people that don't believe nothing about any conspiracy theories.
You just fucking gu- some nigga could have made up a conspiracy theory,
and it literally altered the way you do things, because you just heard something that they told you.
Like, fuck outta her.
Aliens are real.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like the Dallas Cowboys, you know, in the Super Bowl this year.
We had a top five offense last year.
We brought back George Pickett from the franchise tag.
I'll be honest, I didn't chat footballers.
Let me know about this thing.
What about this? What about this thing?
Hey, listen to what you said. I was just lost in your voice.
I really appreciate that. Just made my day.
Really?
The voice and the face for radio.
Definitely have the voice.
Yeah, yeah.
If you're dating a man and there's a woman harassing him,
I'm not going to say what I want to say, I ain't going to say what I want to say, I'm
I can say what I was about to say.
Cause it, no, no, no, no, fuck that.
Cause if it was the other way around gang,
you'll call the nigga retarded, my nigga.
If it was the other way around,
you're not saying that, my nigga.
Why are we treating like, like, like,
women are smart, capable human beings.
Why the fuck do people treat them like fucking toddlers,
my nigga?
What are you talking about?
Controversial opinion is I feel like sex work
is very glamorized and young girls shouldn't look up to that.
I don't like weddings.
We've turned it into this whole money grab.
Abba is terrible.
Ten, six, five.
What's terrible?
Apple or Abba?
Into this whole money grab.
Abba is terrible.
Ten, six, five.
Woman and not woman.
There should be laws for walking on the sidewalk
as there is a driving on the road.
They're walking too slow.
They're slow.
You're supposed to walk on the right side.
There should be a good flow going on.
I think.
Do you agree or just agree with this one?
I could say he trippin, but then again, I'm not walking on congested
congested sidewalks and shit. So probably not negative negatively affecting my life. You think I'm not in New York City and shit
Like some places don't offer enough mat leave. AI being used for art is ruining art as a whole.
What? AI is ruining a whole lot of shit. Yo, I like that guy's take.
One of my controversial opinions is that I-
AI is worrying so much shit, but AI is like good in certain things too, which is just like, yo bro, just, bruh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
AI is incredible in some aspects, in other aspects it's like, alright, bro.
Art as a whole.
One of my controversial opinions.
What the fuck?
I freaking love fedoras.
People are very sensitive nowadays, like being scared to share your opinion because you're scared of getting cancelled.
What is your most controversial opinion?
I think I would date a rat.
Oh, yo, that's so crazy
The clock will lie here. I don't think it's that bad
You know people could change and if he says that he's changed it
I could forgive him and then we could be left forever
Okay
They're very stupid people in this world male or female, okay, so someone could come across a woman like this and that's all they know
And they just think women are just she just so happens to be the way she is okay. I promise you most people even in this chat
I don't think there's probably
100% of girls in the chat don't even agree with her. Okay, maybe 99 or 95
That's your fee people can change right?
Yeah, but just certain core values like I don't give a fuck like this is there's just certain core things
I don't give a fuck you say you change I just like I agree people can change
Why don't you just date someone?
No, I could do that too, but like if he tells me that he's
Somebody like later on and I like him like of course I'm gonna be devastated
But then like he doesn't anybody anymore because he stopped and he didn't you know I
I actually know her like this. She hasn't said this but I know she would say this. She's smart enough not to say it out loud but she's like dumb like this and actually doesn't like this.
But I wouldn't mind dating everybody.
I don't like Drake when he's that stuff.
Why do you think he tries to act tough?
I think it's just the idea that you're selling an image to people, both people in the culture and people outside the culture.
Time loops in movies are bullf**k.
So freak.
I don't like Drake when he's that stuff.
Why do you think he tries to act tough?
I'm not gonna lie Drake to me
Was peak when he was just him goofy literally goofy funny. I don't think Drake is actually a funny ass nigga. I
Don't know what my dog went through
But he went through some shit where he got to be some
killer
Stone cold on God he funny as fuck though. Like I don't know. I don't know
I think it's just the idea that you're selling an image. Do you know he wouldn't went around asking people if you'd like Drake?
And he was disguised bro that she was so far bro people post people in the culture and the people outside the culture time loops
So for example an interstellar him being able to affect his own past from the future doesn't make any sense
Time loops are fine
And you I think there's a middle ground and there's some constraints that have to be respect all of us should feel pain the morph pain
the better because that's how we grow is yo y'all gonna hate me but I agree with
them I agree with a gang bro I need everything when you ought to get cheated
on one day all y'all need to experience that game I'm telling you now because I
want you hurt but because you will change for the better and just be more
smart and you'll learn just like you learn more about your emotions and your
self I don't know bro like I just feel like when you're too gullible around this
world you just not the best version of yourself but I'm sorry gang the people
that can handle it though there's a lot of people that can't handle being cheated on
who can't handle me getting cheated on but some people that people
not talking about political opinions when you're like in a friendship
in a friend group you should keep your political opinion to yourself yeah dogs
shouldn't be able to just go on public sidewalks more public spaces should be
kid-free like restaurants etc just 18 plus what do you hate about kids they can be
chaotic running around screaming you shouldn't have to ask for ketchup when
you're having funnels don't drive away and then I realize I'm gonna catch it I
can't turn oh god I can understand I put in my sweet and sour my body was
outside an ass but I don't even eat mustard ketchup and mustard should just
mandatory put in the bag. Y'all, you're not going to eat one of them. You're either going
to be a muscle guy or a ketchup guy. Maybe you're both. Okay.
Turn around, not in traffic. You know what I mean?
People often think that having a higher degree means that you're successful. Oftentimes that
doesn't really get you anywhere.
Not paying your rent isn't really that bad because it's just paying the ass to get a
ticket anyways. You can skip a couple months.
Have you ever missed your rent?
Uh, yeah. It's worked out.
You're chilling.
Yeah. On that line, property is theft.
I think Plan B should be free.
$50 is crazy.
I just don't think that homeless people should be bl-
$50 is crazy, dude.
I just think if it is free, it's just way more people are going to be abusing it
more than they need to and fucking able.
I'm not saying it's bad, bad, bad, but like, I feel like niggas are just going to be more dumb
because they know I'm going to get Plan B for free, so they're just going to be doing more dumb shit
just swallowing the bitches blame for being homeless like the city's fault girls and guys can be friends
the state of israel should not exist 50 yes bro plan is off $50 game like bro what period
point blank and why do you think it should not exist the creation of israel was illegal to begin
with i mean the un and britain decided that not really a fair shake also the palestinians were one
one of the only countries that was allowing Jewish refugees
post holocaust into their country en masse.
They were housing them, feeding them.
They turned on them.
And if Palestine is the land where Judaism originated,
then how dare you?
Because they are your people.
I think that, look, look at her.
Let her talk her shit, bro.
She saying her opinion, just her opinion game.
Hot dogs are sandwiches because if you think about like a sandwich it's just bread meat and then bread
and then a hot dog what's hot dog bread meat and more bread we're one third of the way there and
I'm pretty curious to see how the voting segment is gonna turn out but before we get ahead of
ourselves let's head to the malls. What is your most controversial opinion? I love that my phone
listens to me because then I don't have to try and remember to look up certain things it just
sends me ads I'm not important enough nothing to hide nothing to hide so I'm
like sure help me out Trump is an idiot to be culture is a bit
what I was expended that I was expended that I thought this was be unpopular
opinions even though yes he's a president so half the country voted for
the nigga now they knew he was retarded too I know he's an idiot they just don't
care they don't care you look up certain things it just sends me ads I'm not
important nothing on God I don't think he can name like all the states and know
where they're at and that's the president's I promise you like I don't
I don't I don't I really think you fucking hide nothing that hides so I'm
like sure help me out Trump is an idiot shipping culture is a bit out of hand
you probably not but I'm not the fucking president of these United States and
I'm not trying to be or in a lot of places it's expected and the behavior to
or any tips is like not even granted.
Sometimes I don't even know my waiter's name
and they ask for it.
I don't believe that this got adult.
We pay a lot of taxes here in Toronto
and I don't think we're getting our return on what we pay.
Girls playing boy sports,
I think like girls can play any sport.
What kind of sport?
Who would be a player?
Football.
Maybe that's why they invented rugby.
Do more girls play rugby?
I believe so.
But that's not fair.
See, we should get to play football.
In a relationship, would the man have to pay more than a girl?
I think like 90% 90% men good
If football, in a relationship, the men have to pay more than a girl.
I think like 90% 90% men good.
Yeah.
Miss Ian, why do you think so?
I'm not saying I disagree.
I just want to know what would the logic be?
Like, what do you think?
And if the trade off is let's say said dude paying 90% or 100 or what's he getting?
Out of curiosity, what's he getting?
Naturally, I'm gonna do it probably do that fucking regardless because that's how niggas be raised sometimes
But like why do you think that is old to you though?
I don't know Ronaldo. I love Ronaldo because he has a lot of aura
I'm currently in a debate with someone about rat pizzas rat pizzas instead of having like
I don't think more girls realize like guys who are naturally
Naturally if they have the means to do that for you if you just don't come off as like oh, I'm expecting this
Oh, I deserve this just shut the fuck up be a good partner and eventually or that will happen my nigga
What are you talking about like you're not like I could anybody can find another bitch bro
No, what are you talking like what's so special about your game?
Cause you fucked the nigga what?
As the base, you have like a wrap, like a tortilla wrap.
And you like this?
Yeah, it's delicious.
And then you put corn on it.
I'm so sorry, I don't know.
I'm worried the right wing is taking over.
We should be putting spikes on the road to reduce the number of cars.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Let's go with that one.
You agree? Yeah, why not? Just spiked all over the road.
I think you're good.
Fine, I'll pull these good on pizza.
GPA does kind of matter in school.
Misogyny is probably more ingrained into society than we think it is.
A lot of girls, for example, are less likely to pursue math,
not because they're not good at it or like they're not sort of like naturally inclined.
It's just because the way that girls are socialized, it's like,
we have a hard time excelling in subjects like that because
we're not encouraged to try again if we fail at something.
If men fail at something, they are more likely to sort of pick themselves back up and like try again.
What is your most controversial opinion?
I don't know.
Um, okay.
I gotta listen to what she- her reasoning again.
I don't-
I'm not saying I did real her initial plan, just don't like how she got to that point, I think.
It's like, we have a hard time excelling in subjects like that because we're not encouraged to try again if we fail at something.
If you're not
What was me my sister just raised it was everybody just raised like differently or something?
I don't I don't like what do you mean? You're not encouraged to try again
Like I don't understand that
Men fail at something they are more likely to sort of pick themselves back up and like try again
What is your most controversial opinion?
Okay, I think that school should be optional for people who truly want to go
No
One college is already back to high school and middle school
There's a lot of people out there
They had the choice to back then who were probably doing good in life if they had the choice to back there
Because there were a dumbass kid that wouldn't have gone to school and they'll be worse off right now
So no fuck no what level of school high school should be optional
If you people like this though that be having opinions on Twitter get mad lights, bro
This is what we be listening to me. I have no popular appeal. I'm not gonna say
For people who really really want to I think that voting should kind of be the same way because I think that if we let younger people
You've heard me say it before bro. You've heard me say it before bro
Like I don't think they'll paint like everybody should have an opinion on the internet game
Like certain people's opinions should not be heard because you're just like dumb as fuck
Like dumb as fuck
Like I'm sorry
You say lower the voting age
Give an I-274 before they get access to the internet.
I'm not a big Donald Trump fan.
We overpaying taxes, the younger generations can't afford a home, so there is something
wrong with the system that we live in here, right?
I have a home, I'm a homeowner, and it's still very difficult.
I don't think I can remember if I ever had one.
Nothing at all?
Nothing.
Sorry.
Oh yeah, no worries.
Just be more done for disabled people, we'll show you how to get around the city.
You would like it to be easier?
Yes, very much so.
Bulbasaur, a starter?
Yeah.
Yeah, swag swag unpopular opinion cuz fuck no, but the older you get low key
The older that you get the most swag you realize Bulbasaur is no cap
No cap
It's like when you're younger it's either you're either chosen squirrel or charmander every single time not a question
You look at fucking Bulbasaur you might puke old do you get you like wait venus being a sort of low key swag
Wait being a sort of low key the most comp out of all these not including me this game like no
No cap.
What do you like about Bobo thought so much?
Not that.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch this.
What do I do?
How do we do have our camera?
We don't we don't have our camera.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in this war.
We're going in this war, we're going in this war.
We're going in this war, chat, we're going in this war, chat.
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's first mix, first mix.
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo.
I ain't screaming.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bro.
What happened?
What's going on?
Oh, juju.
How did y'all go?
I was down 30.
My digger.
Y'all was down 30
Who was hoping everybody's just all around was not just one person bro. They're doing this shit, bro
Spurser this first ourselves and they're dead. Yeah, they're just further selling, but we doing our shit right now, bro
Who's hoping everybody?
Everyone Josh Jesus Christ besides Josh
He's playing he's just playing D, but everybody's I guess I got to play D guess of boards game
the ball movement. They forget
that and a nobody who steps
in to another one. Bro, Nick's
got better ball movement in the
Spanish at like, I don't even
think it's close.
Four and a half remaining.
The first largest lead in the
fourth is 20 in the game is
20. Why didn't you say 2K?
And it'll be right within.
I don't know. Oh yeah, we're
I'm trying to put it in the
Oh my god.
It's over.
Don't come here and say that.
Please don't come here and say that.
Yo, mind the curse.
Yo, put the scoreboard on the screen.
He's going home.
You'll take it.
Hit it in the deficit you've been playing with all game.
Big time shot right there by Fox.
The squelters momentum.
Oh my.
What did you do?
I don't know what's going on here.
Fox is one year. The NBA's
player of the year had a clutch
shot again. Oh, holy fucks. Oh,
that's a break. That's a
what? Oh, yeah. Yo, yo. Yo,
what? What? What? What? What?
I
Pass that shit pass that shit
W highlights W Nicks highlights
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god
My chat smaller I'm gonna get with my chat
It was like plus five thousand
I don't know he got he won't you don't go down hill. No
Well, you're a fuck shot that what is he a drooler? Oh my gosh, you know fuck shot that shot
I like it three here out of the Knicks I like it throughout our prancing here or what's up
I
Wait
Picking pop all right, you just let that shit fly. You can go let that shit
Don't has he on him come on
My god
Oh my god, they just call the play. What plays that?
Where's this? Oh my god?
Let me you look let me even look at the rock
This is a crumb this is a crumb this is a crumb this is a crumb. Oh my god, this is a crumb
Yo, my god, he missed why don't you just fucking hold say this is why you lost one of you want to a fuck your youtuber nigga
Oh my god, yo, that was just our we joking. Yo, when we didn't look one time at the bottle even when he was rolling game like
Bro thought he was gonna dunk and didn't get high enough. Yo, okay. Yo, what yo just heart every time you get the ball past
Or just get a rebound game. That's it
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's nervous.
He's nervous.
No, they try to trap this dude. They try. They did not want
brussel.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
No, he's got the D.
That's a good.
this is a go, this is a go, this is a go, this is a go, this is a go, this is a go,
this thing is 6-1, open, go, go, come on, someone call my his, come on, someone check
on my his bro, come on, come on, oh my god, I'm gonna, oh my god, he's gonna suck, come
on, wow, he kept that, Castle, come on castle, what, what, what, what, he's gonna suck,
Oh my god, oh my god, I see look I wanted y'all to get the truth without my dog. Oh, God. Yeah
Holy shit, they're choking. They're choking. They're choking. They're choking. They are choking
Wait, he set out wait no, he didn't step out I go
Maybe it was like it maybe it was like on the line like very close
Go care your care they always my chat is nigga on the left side
Show in seconds come on come on Brunson come on Brunson
Come on. I'll suck up. Oh
Good try there there. They are they are they are
Oh my throwing everybody at Branson. They're throwing every single body at Branson game
Check if I'm being on switch. I don't have my channel
Don't get spoiled by the chat though. Just see if they're typing about to get like shit's normal
I don't have my chat up at all chat. I don't want you to spoil. I know y'all are hitting me
Yo, Nick's 3-1 it's first 3-1 angle or no
What?
What, what, what, what, what, what do you want me to say?
I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna say.
I'm not gonna say.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, it's time out.
Okay, chat, can we talk?
I'm gonna go pitch real quick, chat.
F?
All right, chat, I'm gonna go pitch real quick.
Juju, talk to my chat.
Yo, what's up, babies?
What's up, baby boys?
Uh, I can't talk right now, bro.
sweating bricks. I'm so nervous, bro. I can't even believe that we came back. Jeremy. Yo,
I can't believe we came back. Yo, I can't believe we came back. Yeah. I can't believe
it. I'm in stress this whole night, bro. Wait, wait, y'all came back? Yes. Yes. Yeah.
We all eating Brunson egg and cheese bro.
They were down 30 bro.
Give me a Brunson egg and cheese.
Hold the dick and balls.
We made it bro.
Come on bro.
Please.
Congrats Nix.
Oh my gosh bro.
And Kirby.
Yes, Chattanooga bro.
We bro.
I
Know does anyone know why Taylor Swift is at the game though on some real shit
Bro, she got paid on some real shit. I don't know why she's
It was about to slip but I stopped it
Oh my god, he's back. He's back. He's back. He's back
You watching is no you got set on the toilet it piss nigga. Hell no hell no
Fucking drone
Good hustle castle good hustle though castle
He's been good for every street though, bro
That's only then again, then again, damn me to me in my knees fix. I don't know how I feel right now
I don't know how I feel about that shot
I
Chamsha is one of the details
He hit it in this one game this is my dog not missing no free throw
But you gotta miss this one. You gotta miss this. So you gotta miss this. You're not one big game. He's not one be
You're not one be
Damn wait, what are you telling me?
What are you talking to them niggas about?
It's Sheldon, bro.
What you mean?
What are you talking to them about?
Nothing, bro.
It's Sheldon.
Right.
What?
Did I tell you you could talk to them about anything?
I mean, yeah, you did.
No, I said talk to them.
You should have secret information, bro.
Why make it so me to stop watching? Why'd you hit here tell me to stop her?
What happens to 007? Yo, bro, you're gonna have a conversation
He told us to suck his dick in balls
shot come on bresa come on come on come on bresa
from sun bresa oh pass that give that up wait we didn't we didn't we didn't have
kept more in the game too though we didn't we didn't make sure
no we gotta make sure
oh my god this is fucking boring I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out
Oh, I'll take my back or I'm gonna answer call. Yo, what is this fox have no sense of urgency? Yo, I go
This thing is prancing to the rim like he got hella time
That's not not to be back for my list angle. I thought I was a back or
Yo, Chad and dad say play fierce if I them today and he finish it one play through
I
Bet
No sense of fucking urgency Jeremy no sense of urgency, bro, so they could forgot this is the finals
But you want this first to win Jeremy
I don't want the next one. I'll tell you that
Yeah, I got a lot of real heat real heat shit gay real heat shit and real moral shit cuz it's all the fans
Wait, why do you know what the heat when more so he shit or you see now the city was acting
More so I mean, I never liked the nicks. I'm a heat fan, but
That city shit just put the cherry on top. Yeah, you know, this is a locally backcourt wait wait
Yo, yo, that's a backcourt
That's a bad core violation
Then the spurs beat the heat in the finals. Yeah, but that's first of all the spurs
That then that is very much so
You got a good hoops game
That is oh, yo, is that not that court
Or was he getting fouled while the backcourt was happening so they're not counting that
Oh my gosh, oh my god
Brunson dagger or what
Now this is a book that finals game the border look
We did a we did a involve they didn't involve cat more of these final stretches
I don't like that
What the fuck
This person comes this person comes
Even though Brunson miss he came from a three point line
He's he's nigga that's a that's a nigga trying to win that's a nigga trying to fucking win
This is what it is gang
That nigga wants it more than every nigga in the fucking player platform now gang
Oh my god
That nigga is tight
Yo
Oh my
Oh that's fucking insane bro
Oh my god the game's not over bro
Hold on
I go live
Garden bro
Wimby get a lot against the lobby
I'm thinking and I'm scared as fuck right now
Wimby lob angle chatter what oh?
My god, come on come on come on
Now they got cat Gordon the inbound pass
Hard to pass over
You're not getting a lot about look at look at look look look the dog
Oh
Yo! Oh my god, the next one.
The next one.
Mydice is going crazy bro.
He can't go 0-1-2-5.
Go check on Mydice bro.
I can't believe you.
Oh my god!
hear me, hear me.
I...
Go listen to that voice and go Mydice.
Wait, What is that?
Can I play it on stream or the TLS?
Go check on Mydice.
It's fine.
Like, he's just screaming bro.
GOOOOO!
Oh my...
GOOOOO!
Oh my...
I can chat we did it to me what we took what to begin off game
oh gee bro pulping a little like god well he is not a LeBron when Wendy is not
pulping up LeBron what do you say they have to say to the garden to get yo
Oh, Trump, bad luck, bro.
Dude, I'm so good, bro.
Yo, are you shaking, bro?
You good?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my.
De'Aren Fox got a lot of making up to do this game.
I am scared to what Spurs fans are going to do to De'Aren Fox
If he doesn't lock in these next few games, bro, I cannot
Down 30 bro, they were down 30
Next few yo they could take it to seven yo, I
Know Spurs fans want to put a double barrel shopping up there. That's right. Okay, nigga drop 33 yo
Some good happening. Yeah, he missed it. I was my dog had a perfect put back fucking bucket nigga
Fuck he put that shit up immediately and left Tom for like a potential offensive rebound and shit
Yeah, he put that shit up fast as fuck. He didn't even need to do that. Yeah, oh the guy
Fucking free throw line, bro. Oh this nigga og bro. This nigga just got some props. Oh my god. Oh
This nigga's I was already he's gonna bro. That's a Nick legend moment, bro
Yo, hey
Are there any spurs fans in the chair right now? I'm out here y'all boys I'm finishing stream up
There's any spurs fancy enough
These niggas was down 30
Suck it was left a disbelief after a way what
That's a 750 health player right there.
That Cyclops nigga Zora.
I ain't gonna lie.
That Cyclops nigga swag.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yo, that is crazy chat.
Spurz fans, how do y'all feel game like?
What the fuck?
Let's see how these niggas feeling I ain't gonna lie. I don't even want to root for this verse no more after what deep fucks did
Yo, oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck is this?
Bro fuck these niggas I haven't missed a single money line this playoffs. Oh my god. Yeah, I didn't
Should we bet on a nice game? I
Need Fox out the league expeditiously. Yeah, okay, they're gonna be on my dog
Gg
They come okay, so this is what I wanted to say what happens if the spurs come back down 31
What are y'all doing if the Wendy brings it back down 3-1?
With that on a scale of legendary moments, what would that rank if that happens?
I
What that bitch Fox nigga might have cost my French baby go to ring because he's retarded hang this nigga by the balls and ship him to China
Yo, that's so ass bro
I
Think it might be a fortuitous heat was punk in this whole conference for four years
And we the only ones to come out the war without jewelry on my life Patrick Riley entire family treat my enemy
Yo, yo, yo, brother. Yo, brother
It's okay. We buddy get yonest and bam on the same fucking team next year game. It's time
I already threatened Pat Riley. You know what I'm saying? That's how moves are being made
You better have Yanis and Bam on the same fucking team.
There's not a single team in the league stopping S.H.A.
Afro, they for the five get this.
Calci up 30?
Yo, Calci going crazy.
After this BMI, we over with TK.
Affordability crisis are not something that...
Bro, Lowe is calling Fox Slurs on stream.
crashing TF out that's how bad this cell was
yo skit balus oh my god I know skit balus was the
called deer the fucking knit exotic racks they put a five get it late skit
balus sells first fan
No, what the- he's a thunder fan.
We can overlook pineapple belongs on pizza at the world is getting better.
Why do you think the world is getting better?
There's innovation happening and- I agree to an extent.
The world is getting better in a lot of aspects, but in a lot of other aspects it's getting
scary.
Like what the fuck is she gonna look like a decade from now if we keep going out this path money with AI things are going to become more
Efficient I just think the world is getting better. I think every time this is good
There's a big call on the RDC spurs in the locker room after blowing a 30-point lead script who gets in it the worst. Oh
Yeah, hold on page for the tweet idea
Oh my god, that's going to be a banger video no matter what we just to wait like a few
thousand years probably.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
You have so many different religions telling me a lot about different parts of your prayer
and all things supposed to go in life.
You believe in only one religion.
And which religion is that?
The real one.
And it's religion.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to fly, they're in an airplane etiquette.
When they go up and your zone is cold, don't stand up immediately, put your personal item
under the bin unless there's space above that kind of thing.
I'm not happy with the way President Trump runs his state, whatever.
I really don't have any. I'm just happy to be here, happy to be sitting next to you.
I don't think it's controversial though, is it?
No, I just said I don't have any big head.
Ah, listen, listen, I say I'm not happy with Mr. Trump.
Okay, that's good, that's good for you.
Is it controversial, Matt?
That bike lane should be controversial.
Like the fact that we're talking about tearing it up still, like, is insane.
What almost should be held more accountable for their actions?
I don't...
Oh.
Love tipping culture.
I feel like people in this world, they try to say LeBron's the go,
they say LeBron's the best to ever do it, but then, they haven't seen me.
Didn't hit.
As a King's fan, this was a sorely game from Fox.
I'm mad because I fucked with Fox.
I only fucked with Fox, bro.
You're two in the league.
Humble.
What is your most controversial opinion?
I don't think we should give good customer service.
Big Zeed, stop ducking, pussy.
Come outside here when we smoke at a 30-point lead.
What's up?
Yo, yo, what is he there?
To people who are just really bad to you.
Like they're super rude.
You should be able to ignore them, fight them.
Just like a one-two, like a quick...
Let's settle it in the fitting rooms, you know?
More privacy.
Exactly.
You know, other customers don't need to see that candidate or shit.
Which store do you work at? Which location?
On that note, it was time to head to the third and final location.
What is your most controversial opinion?
That Michael Jackson is still alive.
Why do you think he's still alive?
I believe it in my heart, and he has like a closed casket.
I think it's also just because I want him to be alive because I love him what are your thoughts about the kids stuff
Are you cool?
She cool
She's a vibe go with the flow regardless for themselves. I know it's really complicated
It's just an ups and downs. Just go like a flow
perfect thank you so much show him as the what the fuck what was this last 30
seconds best whatever man should always pay all dates do you think man I think
yes because they're provider trading fucks to his real tonight go with the
moose on spit if he doesn't have money he should not have a relationship
say whoa it is him is underrated every is that a filter one has a point in their
life where they have to realize sadness is part of the life and they have to deal
with it no matter what you know how right now we eat like five times a day
that's actually us being a cactus in a rainforest wait what is it no matter what
you know how right now we eat like five times a day that's actually us being a
cactus in a rainforest if you think about it from like evolutionary biology
perspective we could go like days without our next meal. So do you think more
people should be fasting? 100%. The health care industry isn't made for women.
I'm from Ukraine, all right. I don't...
Why are you saying that? What do you mean health care? Oh my god, I thought she said
health care industry. I thought she said health care industry. I don't know if she's talking about health care.
After what that's your time, but you can probably guess I hate every spin about that kids is a choice
I've chosen not to now. We don't treat life as it should be. How do you think we should be treating life people?
Unpopular opinion anyone over the ice are reacted. I've four minutes left. It's just for me. I'm watching the next game
We all take it I gave was too good row out of the day that for me to let me and we are get a disco right out
I don't know, anyone over the age of 65 should not be in politics or that in facts.
Facts.
Like the complication.
I mean, I feel like it should be good.
Life is so simple.
We don't need to worry about a nine to five schedule.
Well, do I need this or do I want that?
It doesn't matter about that.
It's just...
First date, men have to pick.
I don't know if this first pick for the lease is going to change anything next year.
I think gambling supports positive mental health.
mental health. I think that humans should die. We're really bad for the planet. We're
the most selfish creatures to ever exist. If you look at dinosaurs, you watch the dinosaur
documentary. They've been around for billions and billions of years. They've come back.
They've come back bigger. Humans have been here for not even a fraction of the time and
we're destroying each other. We're cruel to each other. We're mean to each other. We
want to get rid of each other and we should just all die.
Okay, so I like the points you're making, but I don't like the conclusion, like I don't want to die though, should he?
I don't want to die.
Her tits. Yo, you niggas are horny.
For the planet.
Yo, I think peptides should be FDA-approved and legal.
It's not all that great to own a home. Renting is way better.
Get rid of like the gentle parenting. Bring a little bit more discipline back.
Please please please
Please I wholeheartedly agree. I wholeheartedly agree, bro
Please bro
but a lot of it like
Please game
But a lot of times people are having kids when they're not ready to have kids and
They haven't gone through life and they have a certain way of thinking and they're putting the instilling those ways of thinking onto their kid and
Sometimes not all the time being the pair that they need to be for the kids kids are scared. I feel like it's a lot deeper than that
We gotta fix a whole lot of shit
they're titled
Not that they have to be scared, don't get your on, but they have to respect any of that
No no
Kids need to be scared of consequences a hundred thousand percent kids don't got respect a lot of kids these days
No no no
Drake is not that good
Drake is not- oh
Sorry ice men jobs
Woo
The apple was mid
Makeup honor was mid
Absolutely dogwater
I'm Persian
I'm against monarchy
I don't think it's good. A lot of people love it. I don't like it
I feel like pandas are just polar bears in disguise
So they're secretly too small. They're too small to become pandas. And why are they pandas?
I think like the government dies them. How did you first know nobody here showed me light
There's a whole size difference like pandas are small
Polar bears are the biggest bear
Come to this conclusion that is we're made in a lab
um you know the fucking platypus was made in a fucking lab oh deep dive on
reddit mcdonald's is overrated
there were unpopular opinion I don't think the internet is safe for children
or any impressionable mind it's not it's not 10 years ago we had flash
games maple a story wizard 101 and cool math games now these little niggers are
are constantly getting groomed on robins.
Not only that, you could be 11 years old,
download Twitter, X, whatever the fuck you wanna call it,
10, nine, whatever age people are getting in the internet
and just see a bunch of propaganda
and you're just being fed that.
Like, I generally think,
it's not the same as it was before, gang.
A five-year-old, six-year-old, seven-ten-year-old
shouldn't just have access to any app on his finger tips,
bro, you could feed them whatever the fuck you wanna,
the algorithm and that's what they're gonna be
trained to believe.
Being this from a good place in my heart,
bringing back masculinity.
I feel like men can provide for women.
I'm like, if they just do that more,
it'll make women want to be not out at the club
and instead like at home with you and everything like that.
What is your most controversial opinion?
That men's voices aren't low anymore.
My most controversial opinion is
that men's voices aren't low anymore.
And then you,
the nigga you trim away got the highest payable.
Yo, does he feel offended by that?
anymore my most controversial opinion is I think truck drivers are
compensating with their trucks because they're comms sitting for something else
that's just an NPC group I just ish my ass and don't have the capacity to not
be lustful you think all men are lustful yes I don't like
shit biology a lot of me is not me I made sexual but a lot of niggas like
you get horny niggas you know what I'm saying like get horny you bust it out
you're not horny no more what she hey ladies you know how you feel when you're
ovulating your testosterone rise and all that shit yes you have testosterone
Yes, you're homo's are rising. That's all that shit
But that's a fraction of what niggas feel every single waking hour of their lives
Man, they have to suppress it. So
Don't blame niggas blame fucking biology or whatever the fuck made us
You're Asian and you don't like sushi
If you go to a university and ask this question, I promise you'll get like maybe five different answers
The real brainwashing happens on college campuses.
We should teach our religion in schools.
And what about you?
I think I guess.
So also teaching religion in schools.
That Daenerys Targaryen is the prince that was promised.
And it's not Jon Snow.
And you can't convince me that it's Jon Snow.
Not Jon Snow.
I don't like Chipotle.
Bitch, look.
This is where we draw the fucking line.
How the fuck you don't like Chipotle?
You get whatever the fuck you want at Chipotle, eh?
You don't like rice?
What, you don't like chicken?
say that shit game you can create it the way you want to create a game you
will say oh go to malls oh go to here yo game no I if I want some authenticated
Mexican food I get so authentic Mexican food but when I want to pull it I want
to pull it game
fuck what about you I don't think you should drink on random days you should
only drink a very like getting drunk why are you drinking otherwise that's a
waste of money and before I knew it I was at yeah I don't know what I'm getting drunk
What is your most controversial opinion?
I was saying feminism.
What about feminism?
Now that we have 100 controversial opinions, it's time to put them all on a board and
ask 100 more people.
Unpopular opinion, fuck the nicks, fuck the spurs, fuck Jalen Brunson clutch ass, fuck
Mb Lengthy ass, and man to the finals next year, get Julius Randall the fuck off the
court.
turn the most controversial one of them all.
This is the board with all 100 opinions.
Now let's go find 100 more people to vote.
On this board, there are 100 controversial opinions.
All I need you to do is take which one you think
is the most controversial.
Maybe the only religion that exists is Christianity.
Perfect.
I think this one, yeah.
The world is getting better, yeah.
Could you just make a small tally right under it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just line up.
One of the right best ones.
You can't change your gender, it's very controversial.
Perfect.
This is a little, oh right.
Can you point to them the rapist one?
Is it very nice people stand up that time?
Okay, that's much worse.
90% is too much, you say?
Yeah, it is too much.
It's okay.
We've got too much money out here.
The first few people all picked different answers,
but as they approached 25 votes,
one opinion was clearly standing out.
So we have 25 people to vote so far,
and right now, there is one opinion that is taking a lead.
I might need like more space for the tallies later on,
but I guess we'll see.
Okay, oh my God, I would date a rapist.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
This is insane!
I would say the most controversial opinion I've ever seen.
Dang it!
This is pretty bad.
We call it really?
What do you mean?
This is the second left.
I'm sorry.
We are halfway there.
We have 50 votes total.
Right now, there is one opinion that is taking the lead at 26 votes.
Although one opinion was pulling far ahead in the votes,
there was another opinion that surprisingly caught people's attention too.
What do you dislike about Fodor?
He had so much.
Just not a fan of how they looked.
Who the hell is wearing fedora hats?
Who wants to carry on?
I mean, fedora hats is up there, though.
Fedora hats is very up there.
Oh my goodness!
After 100 votes, the results were pretty one-sided.
Surprisingly, you aren't a big fan of fedora hats for some reason.
Good video!
W video!
But it's time!
For me and my brother to reunite on the oh, I didn't download the game
This is quick download though chat figured out my wife while my wife. I was slow. Tell me get a discord, please. I'm calling
My ethernet hasn't been plugged in bro this whole time the past few weeks are playing my shit loading my ethernet hasn't been plugged in bro
Chat fears to fathom time
Yo, I swear to fucking God, bro.
I'm sick of you, nigga.
Why?
I'm real life sick of you.
For what?
Yo, gang, you know what type of timing I'm on, nigga.
I get to bed early.
I wake up early, nigga.
You know, I'm a family man now.
You got me up late as shit.
Wait, TK, but sometimes you gotta have fun with the bros.
You're absolutely right, nigga.
Goddamn, I gotta wake up early as shit in the morning, nigga.
What you got to work early?
Mind you, it's 9 p.m. for you. I don't care.
What you gonna wake up early in the fall?
You know what I gotta wake up early in the fall.
Yo, it is 9 p.m.
Gang, I'm 29 now, nigga.
I like to get up early and read my newspaper.
You know, go out, water my yard, nigga.
I got a cat.
You got a cat!
I got a cat. His name is Shadow.
I don't see him.
What the fuck yo, no, who got you?
Wait, you are you?
You know see him wait wait
What's up? Where's Apollo? Oh?
You live on my now
You thought I'll get rid of my firstborn son nigga
No, bro, he'd be chillin he'd be in the living room the living room is his domain, but I'm sorry
Yeah, you're the screen right now
It's a puppy though. It's put in the fucking discord screen. Oh
I think you want me turn off my shrink in yeah
What'd we play no channel come back what would we play I told them I'm going no-face here. Oh word say that let's do it
I'm gonna give them this style though. I can sit in my stream like a fat ass hold on
Now I ain't a lot I'm a fat fucking chud bro. Yeah, it's cuz you're you're you're fucking up now game
You're fucking 29 hold on. Let me turn on my cam. I got deactivated on this shit. It's 29 now, bro
Hold on
I want you to know I'm a fat like I'm getting fat gang. Oh my god
Oh, you look like it.
No, no, no.
You give me daddy vibe.
Like dad vibe vibe.
Like you got some weight on you now, bro.
Oh my.
Oh.
Say what's up with that one nigga.
Shout out.
He's sleep though.
I'm sorry, I'm harassing you.
Yo, he like killing the, I'm harassing you.
Bob that, go back and sleep, gang.
He like being under my desk nigga.
Yo.
I want a cat, but I feel like I'm gonna get a cat.
I'm a gay cat.
That's how you're gonna know I have another girlfriend.
But you just see a cat in the house.
Bro, Casar just like...
I don't know, bro.
Every girl like Casar.
Casar just like, you know...
Huh?
I'm so with you.
No!
You know...
No!
What the...
I was like...
No!
That's the strength of me!
No!
What?
The last time I had Casar, I had a girlfriend!
Remember?
Wait, Maya fried you, bum!
What?
What do you mean by that?
Ray's got a chill, didn't he?
A tweaking gang?
You didn't Maya fry me.
You snitched on yourself?
I'm a married man, bro.
Shut your stupid, ugly mouth right now.
I'm being a crib nigga.
I look, nigga, I got fat.
Nigga, look at her belly, nigga.
I got a gut on me.
Look at this.
Well, yo, I'm dead fat now, nigga.
I don't have abs no more.
Nah, nigga, I didn't have that shit, nigga.
I got a gut.
I don't go, bro, I can't get, because, you know, Chad,
I promise I could just see you in the gym.
Gang, all those are going on, bro.
What's up, Shelf?
I don't know.
I've been in the gym two times in a month, bro.
Three times.
OK.
It's bad, bro.
Damn, he impregnated you.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Anyways, bro, nigga, yo, can we talk about your timing, gang?
What do you mean by that?
You be, yo, I want y'all to know, chat.
Listen, shout out to Josh, because the only reason I'm
back on stream is because he's like, yo, we
got to play this scary game.
Yeah, I told him, I told him, yo, nigga, I end stream at six
My time and then I'm all for the night
Right. He like nah, it's okay. We got it. We got a sting on
I work work work work no problem. We complain of pressure
It's nigga said eleven o'clock his time. It's
Angola do you stop with a deer and fox comparisons from the end because of
That nigga had the IQ of a stick of butter.
That's even better.
You're a terrorist too, nigga.
No, that nigga had the IQ of a stick of butter.
The nigga got the, what are you doing?
You can't do that, bro.
If you could jump right now and touch your toes
to your shit, I'd give the 100.
Full extension.
Yeah, I knew it, nigga.
Don't blow your knee out, bro.
Come on, bro.
Why are there holes in his shirt?
Damn, nigga, I'm in the house!
Bro, you talking about me, bro?
Oh, you talking about you?
I thought you were talking about me as well.
Oh, why are there holes in that shirt?
Is that how it was designed?
Look, I gotta be off of you, big bro.
It's just sweat.
I ain't gonna lie, you young niggas, man.
Y'all always introducing some new shit to the game.
Dog, I ain't got time for that shit.
Y'all, let me get, let me get, let me get,
let's bring back some fucking memories, nigga.
You understand?
That's how we got on any big-
Oh, you wanna see what my hair look like?
I'm scared.
Why?
What does it look like?
Talk about shit that happens six seven years ago
What you look like uncle ruckus gang
Yo, yo, you're so up based on the show. I'm seeing in New York. I might be uncle ruckus them niggas is wild
That's just disgusting shit is Gotham
This sound crazy
Single hand me made me wonder a lot. I first I wanted a next to where I'm like
I don't even give a fuck y'all need to get cooked nigga, but look what happened today
No, I'm not a lie. This first one wanted that enough again and foxes are fucking terrorists
Bro, you know you up 29 taking contested three-point shots Keldon fucking Johnson corner threes
Who's a coach bro like get ass pop me retire for this shit, bro. We in this bitch game finals
Game fucking five down to one get down to whatever the game for whatever the fuck
I don't know what the shit is. You may kill in Johnson's super grease gang gang
There were up 30 in the first half and then one be shot three for 14 for the rest of the game. I
Ain't a lot
Come on one bees not getting enough fucking hate bro. If that was SGA or any other superstar that y'all was glazing
Y'all niggas
Reds niggas
Don't be hate
The broad nigga not me
I
Wait who said that yeah, they're trying to be Katie said that he basically said that he said yeah
When you got a plan to post in the pain not Katie
You should I'll be Katie y'all get out of this shit
Offensive rebounds kick that bitch to Wendy his seven six ass taking pulled up contested threes nigga dribble you in the pain
Telling you I need to coach basketball bro. I'm telling you I'd have called me get some type of shit
I'd have called you a French cigarette Wendy, but he
Call that nigga a French cigarette
Listen up before you pop a blood vessel is gonna fucking game that old time play the stairs shit, please
Why do you want to be old so bad game who wants to be old the difference is nigga
I'm not trying to be young don't know my age. I'm don't you're still
40 you're 20
From you joining me dogs was dang two months or 29 not 39 not 49
And you know I might have crossed that big in a year literally less than a year
I'm crossing a beat three decades on her
Okay, this next year this next year it's the last year you could create any memories for your 20s after that
There's no more. I got a great 20s though like now 20 to 23 was kind of ass
But said that seven years after that was a ball nigga
Come on, bro. This shit was living this was amazing nigga. I did shit. We never did before what you're gonna do 30 years
I
Might have to go beat a one-time warlord on some shit for real for you. You got a what?
Inside joke, right? Don't worry about it. Meet a one-time warrior
No, bro. Japan trip, bro. I'm Japan. You ain't been to Japan yet, huh? I ain't been to Japan. I should have went but fuck it
Check, shall we take you to Japan?
Don't take me to Japan, bro. I might never leave
You might not know genuinely after being there twice you might not gain
It's so do have you ever watched a slice of life Japanese like a slice of life
I'm gonna stack my bread put it away and movies are paid open around and shop
Oh my god
Didn't you say you wanted your first Japan to be with the lovers you scammer?
I wonder a lot of things left that didn't end up happening, bro
You know his codename ain't rice cooker for no reason. All right, let's get on the game
They just getting outrageous your codename is rice cooker. Don't ask about it. Let's get on the game, bro
You said that and live bros in it like four years ago
But what what what phase is going to patterns they know I'm probably I was gonna lovers first what the fuck what?
All right, no, oh, gee, and oh, gee, and a newbie
Yeah, yeah pussy and everybody in here, but it'd be shucking og off game
They'd be to be shucking that nigga off and Jaylin. All right, here's the feather
Creak would've been scratching me. What the fuck does that even mean scratch Creek?
Downloading launching content. Okay, let's get it man. How long is this game for real for a chat?
I know niggas got bed time. Why are you perping? What you mean, nigga?
I
Excuse you fat ass, what you gonna do nigga come come to my house and do some body pussy
No, I'm gonna turn my ring lights off jump me the complete dark roll. Oh, no, this is too dark
Are we gonna know we're gonna know cam?
I got no cam
Like all the times or some shit?
I got no cam on
I got no cam
Oh yeah, I like it
Shit
I can finally take my damn pants off
Do I turn all my ring lights off Chad?
No it's too dark here
No it's too dark in here TK
Hell yeah
No no Chad y'all don't do that
Hell yeah
Oh shit
I made all my lights off
Bro Chad
I'm about to eat a fucking uh
Takito
I used to love frozen takito
I used to warm them bitches up
Nah them shit just fired bruh
Authentic ones made through through. Oh my god. Yeah, look how talk it is in here, bro
Turn Mike gain up
Yeah, you want my Mike gain up like this you want it like this you want it like
And you want a little more
Yeah, I know you don't want it like this.
I can handle it like this.
I'm gonna get fucked up.
I can handle it like this.
I'm gonna load that motherfucker up.
I'm gonna lower that motherfucker up.
What a cool thing to do is that I'm looking for it to fix you this later.
Yo, how was that one?
Goddamn, nigga!
You're gonna blow my air drums?
What is wrong with you?
I'm gonna lower it.
I ain't gonna lie, my hearing been going bad, bruh.
You think I'm joking?
You think I'm deadass, bruh?
You're having to turn down the headset, bruh.
That shouldn't be fucking my ears up.
Yo, Colton, I wanted to peek.
Ah!
I wanted to peek.
If I screen Colton, what I gotta pick up?
Well, I gotta move.
The wave?
Do you guys need to restart on them beanies?
I got you, my lover.
What software is that?
I don't want to be a threshold. Yo, you know what I found out today. What's up?
You know you could change the dates on pictures in your camera, huh?
Dog niggas taught me tech today. Oh
Give me that give it a take so I could
Click on the info you can adjust the date of when the picture was
Keep that low keep that low text me without that shit nigga. That's been tech I guess nigga. What the bitches don't need to know that
It's a lot of things in my phone. I could read it
Now I got now I got
What's it called when niggas now got an alibi for situations and shit
You know, it's crazy. That's probably used on me. I never knew about that
Yeah, bro, you missing out on tech. She sent you that picture talking about some oh, I was all with the girls look see
That shit was from four months ago
I
Join boy
Oh, see me something game to see me so stream
Yo, why do I
your game hello you hear me again yeah I'm about to I'm about to be in this
court
I hear me how are you my mic no you're good now all right word let's get it we
ain't doing no push the top I ain't gonna lie you was one of your first million
view videos that scary game you played it was yes bro first my first that she
was crazy my first million video is this video is for no reason yeah bro wait
you gave what why is there a question mark what I do
you need you know it's pretty good like a safe game that's the new game oh I got
it oh oh oh you're the bitch
Marcus Reed
So wait, what is this? What is this interracial shit? I'm seeing my my white woman
She's giving me no low-key. Oh, I did you so where this thing? I got a gene jacket. I look just like that
Like what the nigga other other other shorty nigga, bro. I
Don't give them for you just you to find shit. What's it? What's it? What's it? What's your name? How fat is my ass?
My name is Chesley. Oh
I don't know let me get a let me take a peak Tesla. Let me see that eyes a little iron boring little white girl
Yo, she got a fucking noggin on her. I'm farshit
You don't want to fuck me we see you when you pull up no cap
Still loading for the other survivor. Yo, doesn't it got a bum ass?
Here's a father together. Are you doing me?
TK
Scratch Creek, Goose Creek, April 30th, 2000 what?
TK!
To whoever is reading this, pardon my writing ability.
My daughter is Lessie, it's cool my daughter.
My girlfriend test-resulting playing your game.
You couldn't help but notice the chilling similarities between one of the episodes and
what happened to us.
The persuading made it right to you from my perspective as well as it would increase the
chances of dead noticing this story.
I'll keep the information about our personal lives to a minimum.
Back in our early days when we were living together I had a job offer which I initially
thought it would have to turn down since it required me to move to another state.
My test was adamant that I accepted the offer, knowing how hard I had worked for it.
She was ready to move out with me, didn't have much furniture which meant it was a one
way drive with the trailer. Other survivor is still reading. Oh my god, Unk! Unk, I
heard a fuck up! Negatifent he next vote. What if I tell you I was a real commentator?
Unk is still reading. For the intended experience, avoiding external communication with the other
survivor no cheating they said bitch oh my I need my sensitivity you know me
game you know me game where the sensitivity
yo where the sensitivity GG ain't no sensitivity
Right there dumbass you don't see no fucking sensitivity
Change the DPI I'll de my P in your eye nigga fuck
Fuck nigga Yo these niggas are fucking sleep razors
I-I-I-I'll spray you with water you don't got no response
How long does this quarter go?
What would I be throwing?
Oh is that my little shit?
Hey, Marcus, why are you waving me?
Yo, is that fucking target me like that bitch?
Haha, I'm making you a wet shirtie.
Oh my god, Marcus, stop!
You got no ass!
Yo, peel the fucking hose and water the gun, bitch.
Hey, what?
Yo, why the shit on my feet?
Isn't it on my feet?
They wrapped a noose around you.
Is it on my feet?
They wrapped a noose around you.
Oh, come on.
Hold on.
Come on.
What the fuck?
Shit finally looks like it's not from O3.
What the fuck was that?
Yo, you look like Senna.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You having the time of your life,
how I was playing this shit, huh?
You having the time of your life role playing this shit, huh?
The lighter stuff last okay, I don't know. It's a job on that bad ass and it gets in the fuck up hours of good light left
Should be enough time if we know
Marcus it's almost sex
Hey back up for me, bro
I know
longer than I thought
Text your pops saying it might be easier to who we're already behind
Tomorrow we leave the whole day
Like that shit. Yo, it's a fucking pops boo
Ask him if that makes you feel better
I think my dad, like you, he's accepting his relationship.
My black ass fuck no, but he know I'm a fucking ass shit.
I'll put you some out.
Take a picture of your mom and your kids right now.
Send them a selfie of me.
Hold on, I'm gonna be behind you over your shoulders.
Stand right there, Shuddy.
Wait, how you...
It's saying, text dad with the...
What is that sign, Jack?
Nigga stop breathing down my neck.
July, nigga, take the fucking phone out.
I call your parents.
Text dad, hey, random question.
Would it be a huge deal if we left him all morning yourself tonight?
Oh my god, my dad, they don't like you.
Wait, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
No.
Alright, wait, I'm scrolling up on the combo, so I'm going to finally do it when we are
set up, huh?
That's all I get.
It's a big step.
I told you, I didn't expect you to be the one doing the asking.
You know, I don't want to wait around.
Wait.
Hello?
What the fuck did your daddy text you, motherfucker?
nothing come on let's go in the house baby oh hell no what the fuck are you
doing what the hell is that what the fuck was that now he said we can stay in
the house tonight bae you try to fuck on the bed
you said the printer is coming in first thing in all my life we need to clear it
bitch you're acting astrayed you were just acting in one way a second ago now you
tell myself you stopped talking you was reading out daddy text keep it out daddy text
Start with the couch and bigger boxes
and work that way to the back.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
The way my father texted me, you got low-key at home.
Fuckin' you, boys.
Yeah, I said, nigga.
Fuck.
Come on, dude, hit me.
I wish you would.
I never hit you, baby girl.
Let's chill.
We got a movie.
They gonna slam that.
Keep it peace.
I'm talkin' like that.
My dad said your kind is porn of violence.
I'll show you some violence right here.
Turn around and slap that butt.
Oh, chill. Chill.
Why not knock on my own door?
Smell that feta and burn.
YAAAHHH!
Shoot that feta and burn.
Why the fuck you put a door like that?
Wait, hold on.
Open the door again.
What the fuck?
Nigga, I can't even see myself in the mirror.
Yo, you saw, I'm changing, uh, Marcus, stop.
Now you can't change the man in the room.
What's going on?
What the fuck?
Fuck off nigga.
Well we got to bring this to the V right?
Wait, what's in the backyard?
Fuck out her.
You hit me with the box.
I know I'm calling over you.
Chill, chill, chill.
Don't touch daddy.
Chill, chill, chill.
Stop.
Stop, chill, chill.
Let me get out of the box.
We good.
We moving.
You just get me with that box. Hold on. Let me show you a little move. Come look at me.
Keep playing with me. I'm gonna call my classmate. Let me make you giggle. Let me make you giggle.
Look. I know you like what I do that shit. Look. I know you like what I do that shit.
You envy me. What? I'm staying crazy.
All right. Let's come first. Let's talk. All right. One down.
One down, bitch. That's two. What the fuck you talking about?
Oh, no these niggas are sleeper sleeper agents TK look at these niggas. Yo, you're actually doing it. What the fuck?
Yeah, that happened sometime, bro. I thought you two were supposed to leave this morning though
Is this shit cousin roleplay
BITCH I'M BLACK!
I'm behind. I was watching the car.
We're almost ready.
You know how mornings go.
Fair enough.
How much more you got?
Almost done. Just started the loading.
Yeah, it's good.
What the...
Why is there a...
Nigga drip asses fuck. Nigga, you wearing the damn uh...
Whoa!
Who this white man talking to me?
What in the...
Just want to get moving at this point. It's getting late.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This nigga facing through the view hall.
Wait, you saw me?
100% bro. Next time we're back.
Alright. Well, you two need a hand with anything?
Nah, we good, nigga. Goddamn.
You see my black ass strong as fuck?
I was just running around.
She don't need no help.
Peace out, homie.
Alright, lil nigga. Keep it pushing. Come on, let's keep hacking.
I'll miss you too!
What the fuck all right, I think you miss you, too
I'm gonna text with him in my phone daddy. I'm not cheating. I'm a girl
You better not be nigga. You know what happened if you what the fuck is down there motherfucker?
Yeah, I know you my big shopping you my big traffic black man. Go check it out
White woman. I'm going to the room
I
Got my box. Oh my box is over here, bitch
Box up. Yo, did you come here bitch? I don't really have an ad mark this fuck
Yo, did you lock me?
What the hell it's one lock
Wait, why did wait when I try to lock the door when you're a woman
You know what?
What the fuck Jason?
Yo, they're sleeper ages, bro
Yo chill, I'm saying she's a woman because the woman should have opened the doors. I'm the man
Good save good save. She'd have to worry about opening doors. No, fuck. Oh
Another box
Daddy ain't she come on
I'm a handle that shit, but you gotta like hot me up on doing it. You got to be behind. I believe me you go daddy
Come on baby
This big oh we gotta carry this as a team
Grab the other box. They don't grab the other end you worthless bitch. Oh my god. Okay. I
All right, don't try that shit now that I ain't trying to hurt nothing now. Let me go up first
You know man, you're supposed to hold a heavier part on the bottom. I go go
Look at why you bent over put your face up
You shut up. Why you let you let your back are you good bitch?
No, stop with that bitch. We're not my mom dad works for the police department. It ain't shit to get a nigga tough
All right, but I feel like you struggle a little bit. You go tell me if you're good
Oh
That's you
Yeah, watch your mouth
I'll watch it for you
No, let's do it
I'm walking
Yeah, you look good doing show you're gonna cow
You'll see the new place. We're gonna break it in if you feel me
Go break that shit in
Yo, I'm right. I got a quicko bro. Make sure you wear a condom cuz your kind is prone to leaving their kids
That's too far
That's too fucking far. Stop re-regurgitating. What your fucking daddy tell you y'all you do would watch
In Nick Flantez
He said at that meeting pick up the box. Yo daddy just watch asthma go nigger. You got brain rot
You right, bro. I should have known when you had that sneak-o clip. Come on. Put put that in that shit
Right now. Are we supposed to put them off in there? Go ahead get in there. Let me get in there you go push that
Let the box go!
Yeah, what the fuck?!
Nick is stuck in that bit.
Did you just put the fuck?
Nick is faced with that bit?
Let's play hide and go seek, go find me.
Did you lock me out of the house?
We left a box downstairs!
You can't ask niggas to do nothing good for nothing niggas I swear to God niggas really ain't shit
What?
Did I scare you?
Like I was out here
Yeah, you scared this little old white woman you're the first black man I've seen in years
Come on, you're not
This is what I'm talking about
Did you go back down here?
Yes, there was a box down here
box there's another one wait those is not you got me carrying shit I'm pregnant
you know you're not pregnant that's not my kid if you're pregnant you're fucking
liar okay sure not pregnant I know no it's not yours you got a last more than
20 seconds the fucking nut is not it don't matter how long you last oh wait
Oh, hey, I got it. I got the fridge or some shit. What a fuck is this a fridge or a safe?
Sam's yeah, we got a bootleg Samsung bra
Baby girl
Yes, daddy. Who bought this shit look at the brand name on that shit
Did you buy that shit my dad my dad say we get a second that should say Sam song
What the fuck, man?
That's just a Sam's song?
Yo, alright, man.
Let's be serious, bro.
Come on, dawg.
Yeah, fucking up my life, man.
I can't live.
Are we taking the...
Oh, we taking the microwave, too, shit.
Goddamn, strong-ass bitch!
Fuck!
Alright, alright, alright.
Let's see what we got over here.
We ain't trying to bat your arse.
It'll bring you nothing.
Do we need anything back here?
what about in the tool shed nothing anything out here off the sides I think
we good baby girl I think we're all packed up ready to go baby girl baby
I think we're all packed up and ready to go.
Wrap the fine china.
Oh, get in the fucking car, bitch.
Yeah, close the door like a good white woman.
other side you know you got to pull up I'm gonna hook the trailer
you know how to start a car yeah can you can you move the go to the front of
the trailer and move it for me real quick please
what the fuck
okay hold on hold on
I fucking stop
No, no, no, I didn't try to take your life out of the killer kid or anything. No, I'm trying I'm trying I
Didn't try to kill you and our kid or anything like that. I know
All right, we're person we're person. Yeah, watch out for nigga
You put
There you go. It's hooked.
Shit.
Are you ready to go?
Come on, passenger princess.
I thought we were spending the night here.
Is that what we're doing?
That's what my daddy said.
Let the fuck yo daddy, let go!
Dad said, your drive is not that long, but unloading the morning.
Proud of you kiddos, safe travels.
Oh, I guess we're leaving.
I guess we're leaving.
I know you're not used to locking doors in here for a long time.
Hey woman, woman, woman.
Make sure everything is picked up.
Do not forget a single thing.
I'm bringing the TV.
I don't feel like buying another one.
So how much of this shit can we take?
Bring the table, bitch!
We ain't got no space in there, nigga.
What the fuck?
Damn, you lifting a freak by yourself?
How about me?
I'm a strong black man.
I put that shit in there, good girl.
That's a good girl.
Boo?
Baby girl!
Hey, I need you over here.
I need your help.
The other end, I got this side.
You could have just grabbed the couch.
That's what I just said.
Yeah, I don't like when you talk back to me.
I don't like that shit.
Give it to my daddy.
Your daddy's a fucking Nimrod.
My daddy's from a mud shark.
I don't know what that means, but.
Well, you said your daddy said you were a mud shark?
Yeah, what that means.
Oh, no.
That's just, you know, just a shark that swims in the mud,
but metaphorically, within the confines of our human realm.
You know?
Yeah, I'm a god damn
Or get your fat ass in the fucking vehicle
Maybe if you're god damn uh
Fucking woman bro move
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm gonna yell
Am I stuck on this shit?
Yeah, I think we're fucked
Come on
Yeah, cuz your dumb ass packed everything up
I might stuck on this shit go put it in
Back it up. No, there's not enough space
Okay, okay, I'm like Loki stuck on the fucking put the couch first attach to it. Hey, help me take this one out
Come on
Fix it yo move away from the couch back
All right, let's put the couch in bed
Oh my god, you're actually stuck. You're stuck. Let's do it. Come on. Come on, babe.
Why did you not move this big-ass box? I can't! It's a dual box! Come on. Let's get in. Good
girl. Good girl. You're gonna have to move everything else yourself. There you are. Look,
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Good. What the fuck did he came?
It's not let me pick up shit.
Look where the couch is!
Pull it back in here.
Push it back.
I really don't want to touch this anymore.
Did I ask what you wanted to do or what you support? What you got to do?
Now I'm moving in slow-mo.
It's attached to you. It's attached to you.
Pull it back.
I don't know how to get this shit off of me!
Push it back!
All right, I'll stay there. I'm clicking get out get off of me or grab something else
Grab something else, you know what stay there in the car with me. I do that's it right you say just say just say stay there
We're out here in this shit
Move
What he bad the microwave on the fucking top of the fucking the Samsung
Oh we holding up traffic overly
Yeah, I'm sorry my black boyfriend struck
Get back in the car!
Can you stop yelling at me?
The couch is attached to you!
You're pulling it out!
Stop yelling at me.
Get in the trunk. Get in the trunk.
Get in the trunk.
Get in the trunk!
What the fuck? Where'd it go?
Where'd all that stuff just go?
the bitch get in the trunk in the trunk get in you see me slow walking all right
you think I'm doing this on purpose come here let me talk to you baby bro that's
everything I'm sick of you okay you just embarrassed me in front of our
neighbors I knew I should have listened to you kiss in the garage I'll grab it and
toss it in the trunk.
Okay.
You're a squire, why are you walking in slow motion?
Already in the trunk.
The dead won't let me move any faster.
You put it in there?
This morning.
Good.
Okay.
I'll get this.
I'll close it for you.
Don't you ever close a door.
Thank you.
Well, I think, baby girl now you got to give me some road head
There's people watching they drive the car
We are never going to see these motherfuckers again
This is a tentator. You got to get the suitcase on a trunk
We made good time on the loading
other than I thought mm-hmm
Why are you so what's up with you? Why are you so sure with me? I?
Just started a car Marcus
Did I do something I?
Went through your phone last night. Whoa
What what what what did what did you see? We'll talk about it when we get there?
Yeah
No
I left the suitcase why aren't you looking at me honey fuck this shit
I was complaining I was complaining about something always bitching and moaning and complaining
about some shit god damn it honey where's the suitcase in the trunk Marcus
Yeah
Oh I want this
What are you doing with that drill, Marcus?
Nothing, just putting it in the backseat, honey.
Marcus, get out of the road!
Stop!
Okay, okay, I'm getting the suitcase.
Okay.
Where the fuck is the suitcase at?
There's no suitcase.
This bitch with a stupid ass fucking suitcase.
Why are you always complaining about something?
I can't do shit right.
You always yell at everything from planning to god damn.
God damn.
God.
God protect me.
All right.
That's everything.
We're good to go.
What did I do?
Okay.
We'll just see my phone.
Nothing.
We'll talk about it when we get there.
What's going on with you?
Nothing.
I'm fine.
You've been off.
Don't tell me it's nothing.
Can we just go?
just go
he's talking about yesterday
tess
i said i'm fine marcus
look i already told you
what i said at jakes came out wrong
that's not how i meant it
i need you to talk to me
there's nothing to talk about right now
there is nothing to talk about
listen you don't have to come
it's my job it's my thing
if you're not ready
7.40pm
47.40pm
Wow, you're gonna be tying
Now you're being smart with me? I didn't do anything, how do you apologize for what happened yesterday, Jakes?
Make sure you pay attention to the exit
Stop
Stay on 205, west for two miles
Stop swerving, Markies! You're scaring me!
Do I exit all the way up on the west? Or what, honey?
In 1.9 miles, stay on 205 west. I just said that!
Doc, listen! Pay attention!
I'm paying attention! I'm just getting clarification!
I really responded after you said it!
You're swerving, Markies!
It's dark outside and it's foggy!
Our high beams are broken! You know this!
How do you want to be broken if you let Jake fix them?
Take that back.
No, fuck this.
Drive the car, Marcus.
Take that back.
You're going to get hurt.
We're in the middle of a road you're holding up traffic.
Maybe I want to get hurt.
Fuck you.
That's the fuck.
My girlfriend's a bitch.
There's no this traffic cause my girlfriend's a bitch my girlfriend's a bitch blame her
We're in traffic of my girlfriend's a fucking bitch. Yeah. She's a fucking bitch. I can't do shit right
She's only complaining about some shit. It was fucking hit me asshole
Fucking white ass you should have cuffed the fucking black queen
Snowboard bitch was complaining about some shit
Wait wait wait wait
BAD O-JOKING!
What the-
What the fuck?
STAY-
Dad.
How do I pull up my phone, chat?
I already did it even.
Also, tell them to put a sway control on the trailer.
I'm on a boy.
what the fuck yes sir we packing up the last couple boxes also they just dropped
the trailer of proud of you boy big move just don't forget to check your
tire pressure drill it as we're strained anything get in the car hold on I'm
reading a text with my way with my pops or yeah you're holding up traffic
Text and drive already did even turn I said hi back with someone you to leaving latest even it can be updated markets
I get in the car I get in the car
Let's get in the car.
No worries.
I'm not doing this with you right now, Marcus.
Get in the car.
Right, my friends, when we keep it out, you don't want to live a lie
We're going
I was going to say I'm right, but I don't want to tell you what it's here
And I'm right, but now I'm the body, and I'm right
We're going
I didn't fuck Britney, by the way
She's my girl best friend
It goes on this life and it's bad potential.
That's what it is.
Take exit 5, north in .5 miles.
I'm starting on the track.
Marcus, I'm listening to that.
You said you didn't want the music on!
Well, no, I want the music, Marcus.
So focus on the road!
The place has a decent kitchen apparently.
And you don't know how to fucking cook.
I said it was recent.
I mean, learn how to fucking cook.
So we can use the kitchen.
You can't fucking...
You can't meatloaf the biggest.
Yeah.
Do I stay straight?
I follow you.
Yes!
I can take exit 5.
No, take exit 8!
Take exit 8!
Holy fuck!
You shut up your door in the window so you can catch them on your mind.
I know what helps you when you're right.
Sure.
Stay on 5 North for 40 miles.
40 miles?
I was looking at...
Can we turn the radio on?
We're having a conversation.
Are they looking at PCs?
Yeah.
These are the full-on talking to me.
Is something good enough for both of us?
My dad texted me.
Games here and there, you know?
Of course he did.
Where are you looking at PCs?
Oh, you know, just here and there.
So I'm out.
Worth talking while driving
Who are you fucking near your dad me so there is a fucking like what my dad my my dad wanted to say
Whoa delays north
on five
reroute
I rerouted shit
They've rerouted us.
Take exit to Cascade Highway in .9 miles.
.9 miles, okay?
So that's soon.
That's coming up.
There is a lot of traffic now.
I'm not gonna lie.
What do you think happened?
It's what I'm talking to you!
Marcus, I don't like when you raise your voice at me.
Is this that new Drake?
Is it this exit, bitch?
Uh-uh. Yes.
And please stop with that bitch word.
You told me to stop saying nigga, so you stop saying bitch.
Maybe stop acting like one- Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
So it happens when you're talking to me while I'm driving, you gotta keep my eyes on the road.
Okay, okay, okay, that's what happens when I'm talking to you and driving on the shut up.
I was teasing you, why don't you stop?
I want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you.
I
Feel like we've been on this road forever, bro
Uh stay on old cascade highway for 2.7 miles
Just tell me once it turned day
God damn it
Do we have some quiet time now? Like do we need the radio on every fucking second?
Thought of just being in my...
That's getting really windy out there.
Yeah, I see it.
Oh, I'll be right back.
Henry State was backed up for miles.
You just thought it'd leave me again?
What are you doing?
Bitch, you can't drop!
What are you doing?
What the fuck was that?
We're in the middle of the fucking road.
If you knew how to park, maybe.
What'd you stop for anyways?
What's that?
We're in the middle of a fucking road.
If you knew how to park, maybe.
What'd you stop for anyways?
I have to text someone.
Close your door.
What?
I have to text someone.
But I don't text and drive.
Who do I have to text?
My friend.
Who's your friend?
Is that Derry Skank, bitch, Brittany?
No, it's my father.
Brittany is...
We have been bringing our only friends on Color Skank.
She named some of my puppies, too.
Yeah, you would've named your puppies that I couldn't name.
Because you said that we didn't have any more puppies, yeah? Yeah.
Well, you should've came over. Maybe you would've named them.
I bet you let Brittany come over. I told you I didn't want to be there while you were here.
Yeah, because we- I actually have fun with Brittany.
We actually do things and do things I like to do and mutual interests.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, shit.
why cuz I'm scared you okay yeah I'm okay all right this is like the show we
wash from what what do we do what do we do wrong bitch we move it so what's the
plan on me should we just we have to go one point three miles on cascade let me
out what you get out the car I'm gonna move the tree don't do that let me move
the tree
I'm sure how man we I am talking to me any which way that she want that she
thinks she can just talk to me any which way she want not until I lift this
tree
Yeah, good girl keep moving that shit. Yeah, you got the woman out here lifting the tree
Good girl. Are you gonna help me or you gonna stare over like a bum ass nigga?
watch that nigga word your white tessa I don't know how to have to keep telling
you about that my friends keep making fun of me about that shit bring me still
black
Yo, we're fucking lifting a tree right now. What the fuck is going on? Let's go, honey.
Are you still thinking we need a movie? That's enough. Let's go. Why is there a mailbox here?
It's fucking creepy out here.
Ready to go?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh, the trailer door is open.
How did it open?
Who opened our trailer door?
What are you texting? You're always texting someone.
No man texting anybody.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Not everybody has something to hide like you.
You have trust issues and you're insecure, that's it. You're insecure.
You're secure. You're secure. You think I'm fucking, you always think I'm fucking Brittany.
That's my best friend I already told you. Yeah. You don't leave, you hang it over my
head. You don't live it down. Let me live it down. Which best friend asked you to stay
in the hotel room where? We're saving money. What's the point of us both getting hotel
rooms if we- Two adults sharing a hotel room saving money.
Yeah, you had that. Two beds in it. I know you, you just got a new job. You're that
I want to save money if I'm not to save a few hundred dollars. I'm gonna save it. Okay. Okay. That's a different thing you and
Brittany Brittany's actually gonna be understanding it. I'm comparing me honestly. Stop comparing me. I'm not comparing you to anybody.
She's a friend. Actually as a matter of fact pull over. I want to get out. No, no, no, I'm not pulling over. No, no
It's dark outside. It's don't be dumb. Go right.
Is there any reason why you look at the GPS? Yes, the GPS told us to turn right.
If you were so worried about turning off the radio, we would be fine.
A light on the dash came on.
What?
Is that a chicken delight?
You always hand something.
Oh, the car's about to stop, honey.
Honey?
It is super windy.
Aw, I think my transmission is cooked.
We touched 7000 RPM.
My car is fucking up, motherfucker! You don't see the fucking caution lights!
What are you doing?!
Turn the music off and somebody honk at us!
What the fuck oh shit oh shit the car's smoking
Why is that what's that there's a motel right here
Why is this guy following us?
There's a motel right here pull over babe
Yo woman are so oblivious you don't see that guy following us
Yes!
And he wants to help us!
Pull over!
I-
Do we pull over?
Yes or no?
What the fuck?
Jesus.
What was the deal with that guy?
For real.
Like relax, bitch, damn.
Let's go check out this motel, honey.
The lights.
What do we do?
It could just be the hill.
I don't know.
Did you bring the hose? Water it down. Cool it off.
What do you think I'm doing? What does the GPS say?
The GPS says we still got 2.1.
Then let's keep going.
Hey, I don't want to get stranded out here.
Who are you texting?
Who are you texting, Marcus?
Let me see your phone.
Marcus, let me see your phone.
Marcus, who are you texting right now?
I'm focused!
Are you playing a game on your phone right now, Marcus?
No. No, no, no, no.
No, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
This just run me over I didn't see you
The hell is wrong with you
It was an accident. I couldn't see you in the dark. The lights are low
You said that our high beams aren't working anymore. Well, you can't see with the door, huh?
Ah, another black note for you guys, were you looking at that for your dad too, huh?
Well there's something wrong with that motherfucker, he's 60 years old, watching Twitch streams and kick streams and shit.
Please just chill out, he just likes Asmongold.
He has a true social account!
Come on, Tesla, you didn't notice anything wrong with that?
Leave my dad out.
It didn't go away.
I drove a little bit more, but before we accepted the car wasn't going to fix itself,
she found the only shop in the area on her JPS.
Why are they calling us survivors?
What the hell are we surviving like what do you mean survivors game shit but what is
he still reading on GPS God this can't read for shit this slow as it's what takes you
I'm not talking to you right now.
This car's not going to make it.
We might have to stop at that place in the GPS.
Is it coming up?
We're not close?
Right here, right here, gas station.
At this point you might be thinking, ah, car trouble is class poor except nothing could purge for what came next.
What the fuck?
All my dad's texting me.
My mom is asking where we're at.
I'mma tell him that the car where he didn't want to, blah blah blah.
Ready gas station now with O-pots?
Yo, you got any condoms?
What is empty?
We haven't won a condom in years.
Who the fuck you in condoms with?
That was a joke.
Br- uh, Tessa?
What did you?
Call me- call me fucking Tessa again!
Call me a prick!
I'm gonna put a fucking idiot down!
Stupid bitch!
I'm gonna put a dick in!
I'm gonna put a fucking idiot down!
I didn't mean it!
Fuck your name!
Okay, I didn't mean it!
What the fuck there's something out there there is something out there I promise you
no no no no no no no no honey okay I was joking but there is a cute cat and I know you love
cats like over there is a cute kitty over there the sound you hear the sound
over there and turned off go out toward there no that way the sound go to the
Come with me I'm scared.
Okay, let's go.
Hello?
There's no one here.
Anybody here?
What is that sound?
Someone's gotta be around here.
Was that the dude making the noise over here?
This place smells weird.
What does it smell like?
What was making that sound?
Hmm.
Come on, you're the big, strong, trap and black man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, my chest hurts.
Hold on.
What the fuck M&M came out of the fucking bushes, nigga?
What the fuck was that?
Bro character.
I'm about to have a seizure.
He broke my chest.
I'm too old for this shit.
I'm too old for this shit, gay.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, that was kind of go talk to the nigga
My chest, bro. Ellie just texted me
Go talk to him. He's right here
I'm afraid the whole trying tonight expecting to take her in the morning though
Uh, we're not here for gas. Our car needs fixing.
Look, we were driving and red light came on the car dash about a 20 minutes back.
We were hoping someone here could take a look.
Temperature light?
Nah.
Maybe I honestly couldn't tell you.
You folks ain't from around here, huh?
Yes we is, yes we is.
Fuck.
Actually, we're just headed up north.
He got a new job.
Why you ask?
What?
Ah, no reason.
Just don't see a lot of, uh, of what?
Black men?
Well, the scratching creek's a little way from where you're eating, what the fuck?
All righty, I'm gonna take a look at that car for you
Cool we pulled in the front. I'll show you what keep your eyes on him
Keep your keep your eyes on you
How much you stay between me and him
If that niggas out of fight it's not where's my manners my name's Harold
Harold's tweenie y'all can just call me Harry though only mama calls me Harold
Marty's mom. I'm this is my girlfriend Tesla
yeah we are some interracial shit yeah it wants an interracial shit you don't
fight with it interest in a match why don't see many girls we're gonna step
outside their circle oh yeah this is one of them
Goyper ass fucking Nick flintes and they decided by the way just so you know
didn't mean to scare you back there I was just doing some scraping work yeah
where he's scraping though he's trying to scrape these guts man why he's still
got the tool in his hand this is my vehicle I don't know where he went now
he just got here that's his truck right there I don't know who the fuck they're
talking about hey let's see what's going on here
So, tell me, how two people are different as you get together?
He's not human, plus the interracial couples.
Wait, no.
Excuse me? What?
Stop talking and let me talk.
I mean, I was just curious.
Why are you following me?
What's interesting about it?
There's not the kind of thing you run into.
He's gonna kill me for being a mud shark.
Maybe I found the problem.
Honey, you're not a fucking mud shark.
You're normal.
Just a second.
Yeah, whatever.
Those are just labels.
They'll let him change how you feel about us.
Yeah.
Bring me change the way you felt about me.
Burton, you didn't do anything.
That is my friend.
I think I can help you out.
What's wrong with it?
Thank you so much.
No, ass of what the fuck you stupid bitch.
Thank you so much.
No ass, what the fuck, you stupid bitch!
What is it?
Yeah, I'm asking.
It looks like a coolant leak.
You can see it puddling up under the car.
I can see you dripping from the radiator hose.
The clamp made it not bad.
But could be the hose itself.
Either if you notice anything before it died on you.
I don't see no drip.
Yeah.
Instead of struggling on the hill,
the temperature needle shot up out of nowhere.
Yep, that lines up.
Alrighty.
I'll get you back on the road. Just gotta grab a few tools and I'll just be there
Yes boss, oh
Okay
Be sure that's what you want to do in this backwater sundown town
I'm sorry, my boyfriend is running right now dude.
Stop looking at him dude!
Bro, I want to ease your honor with the talk about.
Go ease your honor dude.
How?
Come with me.
Go listen to their conversation.
I got to listen.
Give me a second.
I got to run very quick.
I gotta go use the bathroom.
I gotta go use the little girls room.
I'm staying in the store then.
I gotta go pee.
Where?
Oh, hey, hey, hey, he's here, he's back, he's back.
Wait, where'd you go?
Yeah.
So, um, I took another look.
Took another look at what?
We can't fix the car.
God, it's so...
Dude, you just said you could do it.
Yeah, the engines in worse shape than I thought.
This racist-ass Italian motherfucker.
Whole things kinda messed up.
But you said you had the parts.
We don't. Not for this. Not tonight.
Nah, that's crazy.
Damn, what the fuck are we gonna do?
What are we going to do in the middle of nowhere?
hotel or something? It'll be all right folks.
Buck is going to call his old pal Bill. He used to be a mechanic here, but he retired
a few years back. Fella still doesn't work at his house.
His house? You got a tow truck or something? The car won't make it any further.
Listen here, what man?
We can't help
You try to get back on the highway you're looking at a catastrophic engine failure
Very now
Well, I'm getting in the car
handle that man talk fuck I'll be back all right Barbie I'll be back ready to do
my man shit hella manly masculine shit over there going on
so how long you been running out the gas station
Is that your son?
I don't know if I...
Alright.
What's up man, you got it?
Uh, okay.
What the fuck is he doing to my car?
I got it gang!
I got it!
You're good!
I got it!
Looks like Harry's done.
Take a left out the lot, sit down and roll your first right, can't miss those things.
Alright, now y'all best get in the car and go.
We're all done here, looks like.
Yo! What the fuck is he doing?!
Weirdos?
Look how you positioned my car, you fucking geezers!
Oh my god bro.
Yo.
How the fuck did you put us in this- this is the most impossible position to get out
I can't reverse in either direction oh I got it
I
We're giving a fuck out of here blow this popsicle stand. I'm eating my mic. I love you
All right, I'm back. What did I miss? Oh
What the hell we at
Oh
What
Hello, I love you too
Hello
Love you too. Oh, I love you too
No, no, I'm saying I love you too because you said love you
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I love you too. I love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is your mic in mute?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right.
Is your mic in mute?
Am I going the right way?
Hello?
TK?
Tessa?
Am I going the right way, Tessa, or is it the other way?
I wasn't the best at... Tessa?
What the-
What?
Yeah, hello?
What the fuck did you go?!
Hey Josh bro, I know you hear me nigga my alarm in my house going off. I'm holla at you
I got handle some shit. No, what do you mean? What do you mean your alarm in your house is going off?
Oh
What the fuck
Okay, all right, um, check.
YouTube?
I know y'all are confused.
I'm confused too, but, uh, TK has responsibilities and shit, so we're gonna make it up to you
by finishing it tomorrow, right, TK?
So if you're watching this on YouTube for the first time,
or maybe we should just wait and combine the two parts.
What the fuck, TK?
Does it save?
There was?
So, double and seven time.
Does it save?
007 so no patreon we not doing patreon for the next few days no patreon is
fine so geo for the next four days when I don't do patreon because we need to do
it today either I don't want to hear niggas crying so when niggas don't see
me on patreon till two like Wednesday Thursday niggas like no nobody's gonna
test my phone like you should be patreon because I told you all for four days I'm
to be busy so what's more important patreon or 007
and what my opinion patreon is more important than fucking 007 we can
finish 007 and anytime people pay day money on patreon every day
nigga I just took a quick shower and these niggas already gave up PM sick nigga
I didn't give up TK just left bro bro you and Creed was mentioned in Zion world
gaming recent ticktock you should react to RQ you and create a weight and Zion
Bro TK we supposed to finish that
Fuck
Bruh who the fuck is that gaming I don't know who the fuck that is you just self promo your shit nigga
There's a just self promo what the fuck is this?
I did but that was before I knew that fears of fathom was coming out and then that was
before we just wasted an hour and a half on fears of fathom.
finish the last three episodes of DD so you can give Marine Force a few to be binges
that's what I want to do I want to finish dead over today I want to
watch three episodes right now broadcast crumbs drop that three dollars and join
us on patreon sob
bro see chat this is why I can't have a wife right now I can't have a wife or a
girl cuz they the prior I can't no forever my priority wasn't allowed it
was a vid inspired by you my bat oh vid inspired by you but he said you should
check out down worlds gaming like that wasn't you why don't you say you should
check out my video well y'all my priority taking man at CK his his his other
their life is his priority right now and I'm happy for my dog you feel me but that means
yeah y'all gonna finish it tomorrow
family I mean they have a fucking dog in a cat gang it's a fucking family
yeah go on patreon bro we want to watch one piece
fuck I wanted to finish it was so good
Fighting with you. We don't give a fuck about one piece go on ahead and watch their devil that was this she was so good
I'm bro. Oh no, oh seven ill literally suck you off our end
Yeah, what I got work in seven hours. Good night. Stop going live late bitch. Thanks. I don't know I'm gonna face it
I'm not gonna lie. I know me
When I prioritizing reactions tomorrow game, I know me. I prioritize reactions only a time for one game
I just know me
When I don't prioritize reactions, I can get two games in
Y'all got reactions today. Do y'all need reactions tomorrow?
Do you actually need reactions tomorrow?
But we good. We don't need reacts tomorrow, bro. Even though the reaction word busted
the reacts today were busting and I know I'm like pumping you off I say we
supposed to be playing double the same but something always comes up and I know
today I say this was me full day of double a seven I forgot I did not know
this game was dropping so tomorrow no reacts and we just on our nerd shit
we're not nerdy it's not like I'm ending because I want to end it I'm ending
because we're really doing more content we're doing with patreon I think trust
Yeah, so tomorrow we're just 007 and the new game and I would play the new game first
But I feel like that game really good at night not only good at night for this nighttime game though. No
What did you want fears to father when it's nighttime everywhere?
Or would you not care if it's daytime? I feel like they come not to be as scared so they'll be scared
I feel like that could be as scary
So we probably played 007 first tomorrow into this chat. I'm sorry. We didn't get to finish it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I really wanted to finish it. I didn't know we were not gonna finish it today. Damn
So photo mean shit picture. I want the pole anyway. I
Love y'all niggas bro. Fuck. I love y'all niggas
Let me see you tomorrow, bro
I'm sick
Creed
All right, let's finish off this dare double season one though
I'm gonna catch on the flip. I'm gonna catch on the patreon. I'm gonna go eat and shit though
You know what it is. Let's try to finish off this season one if we can tonight
Minimum two episodes for sure minimum two we'll see how we feel after two see if we want a little bit of us
I'll throw a little bit of us us. Let's do it
You can probably do three though. All right lay on eggs
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be back and be back and be back and be back on the patreon
I see nasty as fuck and you're seeing me again tomorrow game again
I'm sorry for not being able to finish fears about that. We're finishing that shit game
The YouTube team I guess don't edit it until we finish it tomorrow
You can start editing it but don't finish it make sure you get like POVs and shit whatever if you even need that
Damn, I wish we finished it
Fuck all right
Yeah
you