I
Here we here we bet are we bet are we bet?
Bro, I don't know, I had never, I don't know, we got a tax, how noble, what was the reason
for laughing?
Uh, it's, it's some technical issues, but it's basically something that's kind of been
playing them for a while, they've been trying to track down.
Why, why are we the only one that got hit?
Uh, it just, it happens, well our server never tracked down last night, so I have a feeling
that it's my, that might have been one, that might have been what caused it.
So there's people who serve us and it's been a lot of three days straight.
I don't know.
They bumped up some of the stuff on our server, so we should be there.
Look Chad.
Not an excuse.
Gotta give you some facts.
I was the only person here who didn't have the right room.
Never got a physical schedule, didn't get a key to their room,
and didn't get any outfits for this shit life.
I haven't been receiving any Streamer U outfits.
So, this is the best I can do with what I have from home, gang.
Like, I didn't know we were going to be even doing a picture that I didn't know.
So, this is the closest I can get.
We got the tap, we got the air, bees, you know what I'm saying?
Polo, polo.
This is the best I can do.
If somebody has a streamer you hack out, that's balloon, I'll use it, but...
Do you have something else?
They got outfits over there?
I bet.
This is the best I can do, gang.
You get what I'm saying?
You think it works?
I don't want y'all to be on my ass, because I don't care though, I care, I only care about
like, this is the best I can do, bro.
So long as the food's shit goin' on.
And we're not gonna get a no need to go out, bro.
Whole street, that's not...
I'm hitting my street, shut up.
And, whatever.
Ain't no way we can do about it, there's locked in.
There's locked in.
Ain't no way we can do about it.
Check it back in time.
It is...
It is
What's what we got
No merch so like this is best I could do cuz I've got no streamer you
Huh, what I mean you gotta go to your goddamn patients
What that shit lasts an hour now you just fish today walking our
Is that the auditorium don't don't say that is it at the auditorium no idea you know where's that
Jim? That's where we get orientation. That's four. Yeah. That's how long that's what.
Do we have umbrellas? No. You brought that umbrella from home? Yeah. How will we seal a golf cart? Smart, you're smart.
but this one's very broken but they want it
that one's broken
how?
because I'm not here
how wet can the tick you get, yag?
you need a bag or something
the pictures at the gym
sure, they're saying how to tour it
how to tour it? is it how to tour it with a gym?
aren't the pictures at the gym?
yeah, who?
not the auditorium
but is Jimmy the furthest?
that's so boring, man
that's the gym
the backpack will be soaked by the...
fuck
fuck, man
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm holding it in. I'm holding it in. I'm trying not to get range.
Worst easy. They already have it. A lot of the things already have the chin though. You
We might just gotta make our way.
What do I need to help you make your way there?
You got the robe.
Want me to get the robe?
We'll put it over the back.
You got the robe over the top of this?
Yeah.
That'll work.
Let's do that.
Get that for you.
Cabaret on mission.
Sit in my room.
Okay, man.
We now have a key to our fucking rooms.
Wrong floor.
How come we're in the only building without an elevator room?
There's no fuck where this goes in.
What's up?
And they're going back and forth and building with no elevator.
It's fried.
And they're putting it on the top floor.
Oh, they're like, yo, it's not going to be doing PT.
It's going to be some stairs.
And I'm on the top floor.
Let me get that key.
Road.
Stay right here.
I ain't gonna lie, champ.
Gio might be my twin.
I fucked with Gio so tough, gang.
He spent like an hour yesterday talking about clothes.
She's chill as fuck.
She's chill.
No.
I might be twin.
I'm not Geo's body game. I'm not Geo's body.
I'm gonna have to check something for him.
Sit up! Ready? Are y'all ready?
Mahalo!
Wait, we got out of the car. Who's he?
I think I was right. I was not right?
Are you ready to picture day?
Yes, but it's chocolate raining outside.
Yeah, no, I think we take the golf cart.
Can we have access to this?
Well listen, I have no strikes.
Okay, me neither.
So I think we can get a little slap on the wrist and take a buff.
But we need keys to grab a buff.
No, okay, but aren't you good at like...
Solving?
Yes!
Manipulating?
Yes!
Hello!
Well listen, I have two strikes.
She's in the bathroom right now.
She's taking a shit.
We're about to leave though.
Okay, okay.
Also, tonight, 7 p.m.,
Professor, hang out with coffee, okay?
I have seen this kind of youth found love for coffee recently.
Yes, yes, really nice coffee.
Seven p.m.
Professors and club directors?
Yes, club directors, yes.
Okay, only.
No students.
Not a single student, no exceptions.
Oh, I know.
Is she pudding for real?
Let's just take a picture.
This is the wrong time to take a picture.
She was like, I don't want to be like, die, but can you go pee as well?
She's not being, you know she's not being.
You know she's not being.
I'm sorry, I didn't take the shit.
I know you did.
He asked me that, Louise.
I really did.
I thought so shit, I'm so sorry.
You put toilet paper in the sink?
No, I did, I did.
You put toilet paper in the sink?
No, I did.
I did.
You put a bare ass in the sink?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could do it.
Take your day.
Wait, you're not gonna put the toilet paper in the sink?
I was only giving it to you as well.
I wasn't giving you shit.
I asked you.
Wait, you guys like students life.
Yeah.
I did.
I told you.
Oh, I said 7.
730.
No, it's not.
I'm sick of those motherfuckers.
Where are we having it?
We're at...
Oh, walking to the toilet.
I'm good to stop.
I'm in a fever.
I'm in a fever for three days straight.
Wow.
I think you said that.
Hey, the rain stopped. If you want to go, you're going to go now.
We got the AFB zone, we got the Tabi zone. But we pulled it up on the top.
What's happening?
That's what you're wearing a picture today?
Fuck!
Tighten up, little boy.
Oh, that's not cute.
All right.
Is the mainstream still in the room?
Is it?
Wait, mainstream is?
Are we going the right way?
Wait, is this?
What is that, gang?
gang.
Hi, David.
How you doing?
I'm asking you to take one of these golf carts.
I can take one of these.
It looks like it's raining.
Imagine there's people outside around the bridge again while it's raining gang.
That dedication.
Yeah.
How y'all doing, gentlemen?
Hello.
Y'all don't happen to need that golf cart right now, do you?
Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
Thank you for your service.
Please.
What's going on?
Right there?
Get assed.
There's a way to do this. Do the camera have to run?
Yeah, make the camera and chase.
Why'd you call me out?
What the fuck? Where are we going?
Which way?
Can we walk through this building?
It's through the jam.
It's so far.
I'm just sweating about how we get there, bro.
I know, yo bro, this heat, this humidity is so nasty.
It's awful, bro.
And I live in fucking Florida, the state of humidity gang.
I'm not a eater, birdie, dad.
I'm not good.
I think you can see this.
McQueen!
Suburban, get the fucking picture day gang, what you doing?
I got to listen.
Picture day.
You're in no way.
It's good, but it's a deal.
Yo.
on today yes yes the picture day I've never felt sweat on my shoes the next
time you see me talking to a student I hear your fucking voice call them gonna
problem you hear me?
Come on Ray!
You want to get on my back?
No!
Go do what?
Wait!
I'm sorry I'm trying to be gay so bad.
No she is gay now!
No!
Why are you trying to throw that little shit on her?
No, okay, crazy, Kai called me out of that too, he goes,
Senna, why are you gonna throw ass on Ray?
I'm gonna!
Oh, God forbid, I told you I wasn't half-patterned.
She's a sister to me, she wants to like...
I can, I can, I can, I can get roasted for that shit,
but she actually doing it, she don't get roasted.
What do you mean?
Never mind.
Wait, wait, you throw ass on...
No, no, I don't fucking throw ass, man.
You throw ass on guys?
She threw ass on her sister.
Wait, you throw ass on her brother?
Fuck that!
What are you guys...
Never mind, girl.
I just don't understand what you're saying.
It's not really a never mind situation.
Did you throw ass on your brother?
No, I didn't throw ass on my brother.
Sister.
No!
Cousin?
Motherfucker.
Parrot?
No.
I mean, Parrot is what you suggested.
I just said pants plural.
Oh.
So what's this?
Now what?
Oh, you're mad.
I'm sorry.
So, you throw ass.
Queen?
Hey, my name's Jeff, but you said you're on a shirt, and Jeff, me, get your ass a picture.
You want to be friends?
Picture day!
We need to stop by and watch the face and get the ass a picture day.
I already took my pictures.
Lookal like that?
We're looking like what?
What?
I know that AC put a bus.
No, but I didn't, but I didn't.
Man, I really had a fucking Louis...
You know the stripes...
...lawns through the other wiring streaming?
The blower and the white stripe?
I have a fucking Louis Vuitton...
...fucking laundry with the same colors, man.
And it has a gold Louis V patch right here!
It would have been...
Bro, I'm a fucking loser.
Oh my gosh.
How the fuck they got to go for it?
Oh, we got to walk all the way back.
I
Queen
Yes
I
Crack your head open now your mama's crying to me fuck
Oh
It's been opened by a picture day, so I come to this shit
You open it later?
Yes sir, I'll be over there
Thank you
Where's your uniform?
My brother already took the picture
Okay
Guess what, guess what, I got a hundred gifts from Save Fire
Why?
Because the child said I would go there, however, however
He promised me one thousand gift yesterday
What for what?
Because I found Suburbania
Technically, you didn't ever find them?
I was the first person to find him.
Were you?
Yes.
You actually were?
Yes, I was watching.
You deserve that 1000 gift of that.
Should I go to him and tell him?
Yes, you should. Go find him.
You?
Is this what you want to prove today?
I don't have uniform on. I'm asking.
I'm asking.
I'm making another 5-second show of Everybody's Pitcher Nation.
Okay, then.
5 seconds.
Okay.
I'm going to get to work.
What's the type of shit?
Who goes there?
Alright, let's go for it.
Hey!
Is the water in your butt or what?
I can do it with you.
Get behind the food.
Yesterday.
Why not?
Can I get my ass beat?
God, fuck that.
You got your ass beat.
You got your ass beat and find that by yourself.
But it's okay.
You'll get it alive.
It goes pretty close.
And that's the real thing.
No, see, that's what I'm trying to find out.
I was a lie if I was close.
No, no, no.
At first he was getting no ass work
and he was making it close.
He was making it close
and then for the last round he just had it.
You know what I mean?
There wasn't an advance thing or nothing.
No, I don't feel it.
It got me out of my comfort zone.
It's not funny just for me.
And I'm fucking taught.
And I'm glad that you did that.
I've been trying to find you
so I can talk about my shit.
My office hours were open just now
and then kitchen day happened.
So I'm gonna take these pictures
and reopen my office hours, okay?
What?
Room 307.
Miller mills, the mill center.
Yeah, the mill center.
I need to talk to you about that.
You will come to talk to me.
Are you ready?
What was the fit? Was this the fit?
Yeah, I'm sorry. They just...
That's all you need. Good job.
What's up?
Are you guys normal yet?
No.
Are there any guys you have in mind that you wish would...
You know, this is like you would think about...
I don't wish.
But okay, if a dude asks you and he was
Adequate would you say yes?
Just as cool like this as friends or whatever they're gonna be to the ball
Okay, I'm gonna talk to some guys
You very
No no no!
What are you doing?
Uh, Su-Ting
Sena
What should I see?
Sarah
What is all these things?
I'll leave you with my mask on. I'll see.
Not in here.
Hold up, hold this.
Over here, somebody!
No, you better...
No!
Oh!
Oh my god.
So you're going to help my address.
Homepum is in two days.
Is it tomorrow?
We're going to get dressed up.
We're going to be nationalistic.
I'm excited.
You're going to get dressed?
I'll give you one.
You will buy her a dress.
I'll buy you one.
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, take this!
Yeah, I have to get ready for the pitch of the day.
Oh, soon after the flag 20, they'll like pitch of the day.
No time.
My left pitch is will of.
307 Mills.
Mills Center, alright?
Real stepping
Was love so I'm asking for some food
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come here a while
Come here a while man
What are you doing, Nickel?
Give me it.
Give you what?
Give me it.
What?
Give me it!
What?
Oh, it's gone.
You don't need that one.
No.
Give me it.
You don't need that one.
Where'd it go?
I don't know.
It vanished.
I don't even know what the fuck it's all about.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay, Harry.
You just got the homecoming.
Why do you need another one?
Oh, I'm three for four right now.
We got Gio, said yes.
Gio said yes.
Scott Jackson said yes.
Scott said yes.
Student said yes.
The only one who said no was Jordan.
It's because I spoke in a wrong.
Give me that channel back.
Oh, God.
Yo, watch out for my time.
Where you at, man?
Huh?
Where you at, man?
Did you just think of sitting here and fucking fighting?
I've started fighting a hundred times.
Man!
The Dean's sister.
Huh?
The teacher from the cooking class.
The Dean's sister.
You know what?
Wait, what?
No, it's the cooking teacher.
Okay.
Aisha.
Uh-huh.
Tatum.
Agent.
I'll be honest, that's the last pig.
Everybody say no, I'm going agent.
Okay.
Bonito.
Bonito, young man.
This is the last pig.
Okay, we love to have some bonita bonita bonita.
Lizzo?
Yeah, it's a bonita.
Five, that'd be five.
Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck is this?
I'll take the Lizzo.
All right, man.
We're going to see.
We're going to ask her out, yeah.
Suki?
Suki, my love.
So.
Is this in him?
Whoa.
I can go slow on that one.
I teach her.
You can't ask the teacher.
She's a teacher.
Teacher, you can't ask the teacher.
Teachers can't go with fucking students.
like what the fuck Sarah
you kept it cut uh
she said no to you
her name has a lot
oh what?
I dreamed of
right now I'm 3 for 4
I'm 3 for 4
which 3 agreed again?
Sky Jackson
GO
and then I don't know the name
so what are you using?
yeah what do you
You can't take all of them.
I wouldn't.
I would take them all.
See you there, gang.
Let's see which ones actually go with him.
Come here.
Can we stand right here?
Oh, yeah, you can stand right here.
Hi.
I'm just wondering.
Okay.
What's your eye?
On the cross.
Do you have anybody in mind?
or you just fucking waited for somebody to fall into your arms
There's a couple of people that like, I was like, who, but I ain't like I'm not a fucking
boy
You was not talking about a boy
I really haven't been a fine person for a while
But it was a couple of people I was like, shit
Give me some eggs
What about her?
Who?
She's shorter than you
Who?
No money
I said what about her, she's shorter than you and I did not see the camera pan
I was checking some type of things.
I was checking your music.
I want it.
That's not your type. Who are you?
I'm going to do some type.
Oh, you like Queens?
I like Queens.
I haven't been on that.
Kira, please.
What do you want to ask me?
She has the colorful hair, like light brown and black.
If I were to ask anybody,
as of right now, it would probably be her.
She is a sweet girl. She's got names on it.
Yeah, I talked about that for a while.
Oh, you talked to her already?
Yeah, we got a movie book.
We worked on a film project again here.
This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna bring that to my office later today.
We're just gonna act out a scene right now.
We talked about something.
You know who's like great and amazing.
Just glaze her for a little bit.
But not too much.
You know what I'm saying?
So, ready, set, go.
Are you planning on taking anybody to the homecoming shift tomorrow?
Right
The homecoming
And I don't really see you talking to her like
Having any interest in anybody here like that
Unless I haven't been
I mean, honestly, I really haven't been talking to anybody
Huh?
You know who's getting these things?
Kira, please?
Yeah
She's the sweetest person that her hair is got to be
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And we have a couple cool conversations
She's super nice
She's super nice, she's super down to earth
We're working on a film by Kira
Like, if I had to ask her
Oh, you already know her
Yeah, I know her
We're cool
So you're saying if there was somebody,
it would be her?
Yeah.
Okay, back.
That's cool.
I ain't gonna lie to you,
y'all look good together for the formal.
Yeah, for the formal.
Say that's cool to me.
Okay, so this is what's gonna happen.
All of us, I'm gonna play that,
and then see her reaction.
She's like, eh!
I'm gonna tell you, abort, abort.
But if she's like, I'm gonna tell you,
don't let her get him, get him,
and then you have to do a whole proposal thing.
Okay?
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Got you, got you.
Perfect, perfect.
This is my,
Yes, yes, yes, that's how you do it, that's wingman, that's wingman, that's wingman.
We're back on good terms.
Great times.
I wrote a whole shit, I was good in cooking, I wrote it, I didn't make it yet.
You was going to make a diss track on me.
It was raining very heavily on my conscience, you know me, I think a lot.
And I was like, I don't know if I could do this, but if he pushes this line, maybe I'll do it, but no, I don't know if I can.
Okay, I got you. I got you.
Bonnie!
I don't like when you're looking down on me now.
Turn around, Bonnie.
Please, no.
You okay?
I'm not.
Off camera?
I don't know what I'm going to do for the whole time, but I would be opposed to figure out
who the hell I'm going to be.
I've been, today is the day, I've been trying to make a bunch of new friends trying to figure
around. I've been talking to a bunch of people about that.
They're tickin' tickin' tickin'.
Fuck!
We talked to a bunch of people that I wanted to
that we have talked to because it's like, fuck,
we actually, we actually, hey y'all, how y'all doing?
Yeah, how you doin'?
I'm doing well.
I'm doing good.
Okay, change, wow, okay, okay.
What's this called?
Ah, Smirroch.
Oh, wow.
She doing this next to you.
I see what my angle is like, you gotta watch out.
Where y'all from?
What's the most difficult?
You, what's up with you?
What's the most difficult?
How do people keep...
So what is the...
How do you start to leave the city in the light?
It's hurt, it's hurt.
Actually, I don't know how to say that.
How do you say that?
It's like, it's like...
It's not like...
It's not like you said...
Oh, it's very emotional.
But, it's that.
And look.
What's that?
Light.
Those are all light.
Yeah.
You don't face it?
I'm actually feeling a...
Itch it is.
Huh?
Itch it is.
I feel like I don't know if it's going to...
Yeah, let's do it.
I saw her over here, very awful
If y'all know anything about her
I was like, let me pull up
I try to write that
Is there anybody who...
...bits?
Fuck, no one, let me shut the fuck up
Anybody who visits her, send me that
You are more of a...
...a...
...pick up
Anybodies?
I have some damage to it
for...
Picture me.
I haven't seen anything like this before.
Who's good, who's good, Mark?
I've been getting everybody with the clues.
Do you want to go to the Hulk over here?
Are we gonna match?
The Hulk hands or something?
Are you gonna ask?
They're so cool.
He said...
Is it Hulk or something?
Hey!
Okay, don't walk, don't walk.
But I'm not going to do it here because of the movies comedy.
Sianovitch, I'm Sianovitch.
I didn't see Sianovitch, I saw Sianovitch all the way to school.
Don't walk through him, no, it's cool, it's cool.
I haven't known that number for 15 years.
I haven't, it's cool.
Okay, no, no, no, no.
I should buy a two-goal.
Okay, okay, okay.
Is that Michael fucking Jackson?
What the fuck is happening here?
What's the day?
Townshows are the alien?
What's the guy?
I'm telling you.
Don't look at him.
He's our assistant.
What is this?
Oh, God!
He's trying to ask my sister to hold him!
Oh, God!
That's ridiculous!
Fuck that, it's Michael Jackson.
Nobody gives a fuck about this.
Look at this, Dennis broke down and suddenly,
yo, what the?
What the?
He, Dennis, did that.
Nobody, nobody, did anybody else see that?
No, just the thing on the street.
But what's frying is like, nobody's room.
Not his single person.
Nobody in his room is acknowledging that that guy
Fucking face painted fucking silk press suit on speaker ready hit the Michael Jackson and just walked off
I
I would have said that, I'm not having a hard time.
I don't think I'm having a hard time.
We are the best.
Suburb or second chef?
Suburb?
Touch my ear.
Oh, oh, oh.
I got you.
You see how they're...
See how they're here, see how they're here.
I did see her. I did see her. I'll put her out here.
No, I'm going to everybody.
Use, use, use.
Headache.
Good.
I got it constantly asking the officer
if I got a check.
Michael Jackson was...
Shadows? Shadows?
Shadows. Shadow the hedgehog?
He left.
Here you have an issue.
You got to get it back here.
I do you have a good one.
What do you mean?
This guy, this kid.
I met him on the bus and he's gone.
Is the student here?
He left.
I remember seeing him.
Is he a cameraman or something?
No, he's a student.
Wait, he left?
How you know he left?
His roommate told me he's my frat.
Was there a clip of him leaving?
No, just did.
He was actually even shy, bro.
I was like, sir, like...
We gotta get him to the frat.
We gotta get him back and tell him the frat wants him.
I have to search out for him.
Please.
Okay.
I got some Z-Tex out.
I'm going to search out for them.
I'm going to give them my office when I find them.
I'm telling them about the flag.
Let's go.
Consider the group message going.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Come on.
Nice spot.
Bro, look.
I'll see if I can skip along, of course.
Yes, sir.
While I'm in the middle of picture day,
I'll bring now, I just need to have a meeting.
Please, please come to my office,
because my office is on 307, 307 Mills.
Right after picture day, I'm gonna show you back
to my office, I'll see you there all day.
I've been in my office the whole fucking day!
Oh fuck, keep bitching, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Stop bitching, fuck!
You think I'm bitching all fucking day?
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
Now, I guess what?
You're supposed to fucking die to me.
What do you mean?
See?
I should look at me like that.
You can't stand her so far.
You're demasculating her.
Go and ask me.
You're running low.
They're calling me the campus crumb.
I'm not a person.
Why are they calling you the Kroger campuses dude? I got three of my shirts ripped
I got egg the janitors beat my ass three girls fucking said no to me to go to homecoming
I fucking missed my classes. I'm having a terrible week
Where are you looking? No, there's fucking cheerleaders. There's nobody in there
I already got one now
Uh...
Mookie.
You actually have a date?
Yeah, I asked her. She said yes.
Bro, let me tell you something.
There's students out here who are going to be rejected by everyone.
There's students out here who are going to have zero dates in a month.
I mean, you're complaining.
You have a beautiful young lady who's going to mess with willing
to take your chop-tast up oncoming.
And you're a bitch here.
I'm going to watch. I'm going to second date right now.
Watch this. Watch this.
Are you serious?
Are you going to go with me, bro?
You want to go with me?
I have to put you on the list.
Wait!
No!
Oh my god!
One second.
Just a thing, you gotta put you on the list.
What's the list? You have the list?
You gonna say-
You fuckin' look like going on a list, nigga?
At least you said you're eligible for the list.
A lot of niggas wouldn't be eligible for you to be on the list, gang.
Dude, look at the cup half full.
No, fuck the cup you have a date why are you reading you know what?
Yeah
No, I was asking you cuz I say yes. Just say yes. Stop being smart. She's a woman. Don't talk
Yes
I need him to go jump on top of the golf cart.
What?
Wait, if he jumps on the golf cart, you gonna go with him?
That's easy.
That's a check out.
What the fuck does that mean?
No, he's good.
You have to go right now in 3, 2, 1.
Okay, then my mind will be free.
See, no, no, no.
This is a touch-up.
I'm gonna talk to you later.
Do not do it.
I'm not doing that.
I'm a touch-up.
No, let's jump on the golf cart sometime.
Come on.
Okay.
You have to understand, men have pride and integrity.
He was a bull, he did that all.
He was a bull, but it's the way you were.
Instead of, go jump in the car 321.
It'd be like, it'd be really funny and cool for me to like,
I like guys that are like adventurous.
If I saw you jump on the car, I don't know, like,
that would be super hot.
Like, I don't know.
Something like that.
What's up?
I believe that I have a number of parts that are so cool and awesome and really like super
looks maxing or maxing.
I'm like eight years old.
You think that's going to work on me?
No.
I'm not a fucking fifth grader.
I didn't tell her nothing.
How about this?
If that's the ballpark we're going in, you should go with me on the fastest one out there.
It's not run that fast.
I'm the fastest one.
Yeah, you gotta prove it.
How about this?
It's not run that fast.
Wait, you have to take that one?
Yeah, you gotta prove it.
How much do you want that?
How she's supposed to know that?
Let's race.
Make that a tick off.
Huh?
There's a running tick off.
Oh, were he chasing after me?
Y'all should make a tick talk together.
OK, if you can catch me, we can go.
I gotta chase you.
Yeah, fucking, let's go.
I need content.
It's a good tick talk.
I should go bang.
I should go hit.
Yeah, no, look like a creeper.
What's up, little miss Matt?
How you doing?
Hey, that's your little creeper.
Oh, little creeper.
Oh, yeah, I was looking for you.
a little bit of a thing in my office, but.
I thought Coach Douglas was late.
I'm like, get in my office.
My check off is that you didn't come.
Where are you going?
I'm going to find out when you get there.
This ain't the office.
I'm just very close.
What's wrong?
I'm about to take my pictures.
You took your pictures?
Did you take your pictures?
No, we had last night's work out.
Yeah.
Take the shoes?
Oh my god.
OK.
Swear, okay then, look.
You got to check camel toes on today.
It's just right here.
You said my what?
My what?
My camel toes.
These are Margiela tablets.
I know, I wouldn't say that.
My camel toes?
I mean, is that what they call them?
Camel toes?
Now they look like camel toes to you, gang.
Ha ha ha.
Look, listen.
You gotta find some magic.
A camel.
I
Mean god damn, that's so I can't call you give me your name
Remember you save my spot over there remember that whatever you say my spine line right
You know what?
Let me go work out.
I got a dick down yesterday.
He was nowhere to be found.
I got a dick down inside of my ass, everything.
Who put a gun in my butt?
Marty and that boys.
That's a treasure, though. I ain't no ho...
I thought you'd be telling me stories and then you...
What the fuck? What you mean?
That happened.
Put it in my ass.
I'm not the top of the... I get my dick down.
You want a sign? Who you taking home from in a moment?
You want to take Lizzo's wet?
That would be a bad name.
Do that.
But you said, you said, I can't take it.
And I know Lizzo's favorite dessert, too.
Whoa.
Did she mean by that, sir?
I know Lizzo's favorite dessert.
I'm like a gift or...
Listen, how about I call her into my office
and see how she feels about a stupid cup of her?
Okay.
I'm a super senior, so somebody not mine.
Who is a super senior?
I'm a super senior.
I'ma let you know, yo.
Okay?
Alright, but when I call you to my office, you gotta come, though.
When you gonna set it up?
I don't have a time on my head, but my chat will be in contact with your chat.
I'm nervous, but the rhythm I say, no, and I'ma be popular.
No, no, no.
I'ma get it.
Know what I'ma do?
Listen, let's set up a scene right now.
I'ma be talking about, like, can't you gotta take someone to homecoming?
You be that too.
The only girl, like, I can't take it.
Lizzo, she's like, oh, beautiful girl in this motherfucker.
I don't know.
If it's positive, you know to go as if it's a negative or board mission
You don't lose or you could play matchmaker with it. You'll be down with that. I'm down. Both of y'all guys
You'll be done. They'll do it. They do it. I'm down with that. Yeah
I'm called both of your chat calls when I beckon your call. You've got to come. I will
307 miller mills mills mills you are sweet words you take a day right
oh it's withdrawals withdrawals I need to talk to the counselor later
why are you shaking?
three days no alcohol
okay okay okay
I need to take a seat
after a picture day my office will be open
you will come we will talk about all this all this shit
Okay, do you have something to weigh me off?
Huh?
Do you have something to weigh me off?
Why are you bringing my arm, my friend?
I don't...
When we get to my office, we'll talk.
Okay?
I have everything you need.
How is she?
He caught me.
I told him I'll let him know.
You can't grab him.
What do you mean?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I've had 10 people asking already.
What am I supposed to do?
You told him you'll say yes if he chases me.
No, no, no.
I said I'll think about it.
I'll let him know.
What was his reaction?
What do you, what do you, what do you...
He said, okay.
Okay.
Be honest.
Who's number...
Who's at least top three on your list?
They're one person in the top three on your list.
Or do you even have one?
Okay, well I need to wait till the end of the day because
I think the most top of the population of the boys here are going to have to be girls
What's up, baby?
What's up?
Are you all friends?
Yes, this is my best friend on campus
What's your name?
Rage
Yes
You're Rage
What's your first name?
No, you're not allowed to call me by my first name
We have a professional friendship
Yes
Are you...wait, I don't...
Is that a tendency?
No
I thought I'd do a trick to carry you out, young man.
You might have beautiful eyes, and you're not amazing,
but you're not in your office right now.
I'm not in my office right now.
That doesn't matter.
I like the boys tonight, though.
Hi.
Well, uh, Isa, sorry.
I just wanted to say thank you.
It seems like he's nice, but underneath his conversation,
he has ill intent.
So I just wanted to, uh, also, by the way,
Wait, I should do a great perpetuity.
I love her out.
I love my outfit.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'm going to go to this Rwano since I got on campus.
I'm going to go on campus.
I'm hoping to smile and ask someone to ask me.
I really hope that's fine.
Do you know what it is?
Ingest.
That's a lot.
I'm going to go.
Ingest.
Yo, yo, yo.
What is he doing?
I'm not an elf, I'm not happy with you guys, I'm just supporting you, I'm saying my advice.
What the fuck is that?
He switches out all the things, blueberry, soupy, mizzer.
I want a 32 backpack.
You want what?
I want a backpack.
Did they teach you how to use it?
No.
I have to go to the support where it was written down.
No?
We will teach you how to use it.
I will get Keem to teach you how to use all that.
That is my assistant.
He's been helping students around the whole campus with tech.
If Keem gets you one time, yes, go to tech support.
But if...
It's so close.
Huh?
You get really close when you speak.
Get him back on.
Oh, wow.
Why, man?
Save my spotlight real quick.
Oh, no!
This is so bad!
Fucking loser.
Hey, why do you know what's bad?
Yeah.
What's up?
Lacey, my shit's so loud.
I'm sure you've laced your chats in my shit.
They saw.
You know, should I just skip this line?
Don't I gotta sign off?
Let's see if we can use our counselor or fucking...
Hold on.
You gotta talk to Jordan.
Jordan?
Say something. Make your train.
No, you've been my day for this time.
Watch out.
Have a conversation with my student.
That's fine. Now I'm gonna take my mic. Now I'm gonna take my mic.
Is everything alright? I can't hear you.
That's your bike.
If I gave you a call to report that, I'm not playing with you.
Hey!
Are y'all...
Y'all...
Are y'all...
Y'all going to a homecoming together?
No.
Without a thing.
You don't ask me the whole thing.
So if I ask somebody else, you don't?
I'm looking for her.
What?
That's just kind of rough.
I mean...
You're looking for her and Lacey's shit.
Oh shit, I go live, I go live, I go live, I feel like she's not scary, she can eat toilet.
You all talk?
Ask Frankie.
I mean, I ain't go live, she couldn't all talk but she put water on you.
I don't want to be in the cafeteria.
She was on it right there.
Who else, who else would you see on the inside?
Me.
These are the girls.
I mean, he do got some options, I ain't gonna tell.
He's even been asking me.
I got what I have to do.
Like a heck of a pair of pink tall fine asses.
Oh, stop it.
Oh, my god, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I almost stopped.
Wait, wait, wait, you like what he's thinking, Jenny.
You're toxic.
She ain't toxic.
She like that shit.
I mean, you think it's toxic, bro.
Can I meet you, just some guidance?
I know it's outside.
Business hours?
Look, this is some of the best we've ever seen.
Happy days.
I appreciate that, but we're probably
gonna be cool if you don't fix something. Okay? What? So I got snubbed out of 20K yesterday.
The Mr. B's bag, right? Try saying it's gonna hit me up. I texted him. How did you get snubbed?
I found one of the bags and in the other bag I was supposed to get out of there but the
stamp told me not to pick it up. Somebody- Is it on camera? It's on camera. It's on camera.
Try to make a clip. Okay, I will show you. No, no, it's not. It's no more. It's Friday. I need
y'all to make some shake tonight, like right now. Because y'all about to be off the weekend,
and everything like this, look.
I don't give a fuck about being expelled,
anything like that, I'm nigger.
Y'all, when are y'all progress gonna end up missing tonight?
If I don't get my 20 day.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm beating that ass, I'm not trolling.
That's what it is, okay?
I will talk to the dean, I'll do anything stupid.
I already told you, he tried to threaten me.
I will talk to him, you are not me, sir.
Now, the homecoming is tomorrow.
You will be in attendance,
because I will make all this right.
You need to plan on taking it.
Everybody needs a partner.
They're trying to have me take Yana.
They're trying to take Yana.
Who's that?
Who's that they're trying to have me?
Chad.
Yana already asked me.
Hey, Yana, a teacher?
No.
This is not a teacher.
Am I supposed to ask somebody else?
Are you going to put me on?
What's the matter?
They're trying to say yes, you got to be.
What she asked me?
So I was like, I said yes.
Then you got in there.
Bottom of your line.
I'm not lying.
You were in it.
You were alive.
Put the home cover.
We're talking about money, bro.
So look, I'm gonna listen to your guidance right now,
but don't act surprised tonight.
There's some shit.
Okay, I'm gonna make it right.
I'm gonna make it right.
You're gonna be in talks, okay?
So, so, so, how are you talking to him?
How are you talking to him?
So, you know, so, I'm just gonna listen to you.
Joe hey, I'm warning 20k
It's the weekend
I got snubbed, I got snubbed yesterday, but I'm letting them niggas know so it's not a surprise
If one of y'all niggas didn't end up missing tonight, that's why I'm y'all
So mr. Pasha that
Didn't allow me to run for president
That's some bullshit. Um
I'm running for the Dean now. We're taking over this campus.
We're going to do what the fuck we want to do and it starts now.
I'm your new President, I'm your new Dean. Take the flyers. Take the flyers. Take the flyers.
Take the flyers. Take the flyers. Take the flyers. Take the flyers. Take the flyers.
I can't be caught with this in my hand I can't be caught with this in my hand I
I can't. I just can't.
Oh.
Oh, shit. Look at this nigga.
Get him out of here. Get him gone. Get him gone.
Who the fuck is that person? Who's that?
and get that front off the campus
strip them, strip them naked
strip them naked, take it out of the world
strip them naked
I'm supposed to be running this stuff
I'm the real team
vote for me
you're right here, you're right here
don't vote for that
come on, help me up buddy
strip them naked
This don't count now.
Stop fighting, bro.
Stop fighting.
Ha!
This 400 pounds, bro.
Ha!
When I get you caught, ha!
It's over, darling.
It's over.
Woo, woo!
Look at her!
Woo!
Look at the girl!
Back into theactively!
Look at her!
Nana!
Let's go!
Whoa, huh?
Yo, not about these things.
We're not talking.
What is the girl?
What are you talking about, man?
Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna make sure everybody has a way to come from me. I'm
I'ma put the poster board around my room
before they do something.
Take a picture.
Look, as the main thing is, give me a picture.
I got to take that seat.
That's all I got to do about it.
I got to look at the seat.
Look at me, buddy.
Huh?
Yeah, you know what it is.
Right after, I take these pictures.
I chat with, go in your chat, let's take, come over,
they're gonna go to class, chat too, say to come over.
They'll link with me at the same time.
Okay.
All right?
Okay, sure.
Okay.
Let's take a picture.
Let's go.
Let's take a picture.
Let's go.
I've been in line but set up the council I keep wanting back to helping students in
If you want to cut key, it's the guy you don't want to talk to first.
You can cut over there.
I'm just like the first.
Now there's beef.
Okay, what's your name?
I'm so sorry.
Alright.
Go get your Polaroid, take the next, hold up the number one, so get him behind Jay-Shot.
Alright, so, give me your number.
I just want to add another for you.
Right there. Beautiful.
Thank you.
Number two at the number two.
Number two?
So, Gerald C. Emily at the end, get your Polaroid, and uh...
That Polaroid is going to be your ticket to get your real photo.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Appreciate you.
This is the kind of event you want.
Of course. Feel free to get people in there.
That's a good message.
There's a something very well today.
Hold on. Come on.
Come on. Picture this. How are you feeling?
Tabby Abbey's.
Don't hate, Tiana.
Are you putting that?
We know what the problem is.
Every time you wear an outfit,
There's one item you don't fuck with the tabby's like you don't know swag
Don't disrespect the camel toes on the feet.
Oh, two tickets.
Yeah.
Oh, you're rich.
Thank you, man.
I'm gonna go over there.
You're gonna get line number two,
and you're gonna get a hand that's going to be tight.
Um, why does,
yo, Jack, can we just get you a raise, bro?
Like, I've always wanted this,
I only had to get me,
gotta get you a raise.
How do I get you a raise?
It's not so long, bro.
Whatever I tell people, my name is your rage.
They looking for it because they don't,
the game and don't do nothing.
What, why is this a bad time?
What, the fourth time, fifth?
The fourth is a lot, and I was on Tuesday.
Well, my fourth time seeing him today.
Fourth time seeing him today.
Yes, we hang out. We used to hang out a lot and not anymore.
So we let Ossos to fix up. Now we count every time we hang out.
Was he alone?
Yes, not ever alone.
Oh.
Of course, he always has a camera with him.
Anyone else?
Maybe a few friends.
Agent. I tell an agent a lot.
You sure?
Where do you get the pieces of paper that you had?
Oh.
Huh?
Okay, so you had paper with notes that he wanted to talk about.
Oh, my money! My money! I gave it away to a homeless person.
He saw, he talked about money. I got money.
You know what I mean? Paper? Money?
I just gave five bands from homeless people outside.
Fans.
That's the tape we were talking about, right?
That's the tape.
And some of the, you also gave me a little bit of that tape.
That's that tape.
So what was going on here anyway?
I don't know what was going on.
Oh, here's, oh!
Her chat, her chat just said he hasn't asked anyone to take him.
And she said yes.
She was about to say yes.
He hasn't asked anybody, though.
Yes, I asked nobody.
Is that what you were implying?
I was just saying that he had multiple papers.
I said papers.
I didn't say names were on the papers.
I said notes.
For you were on the papers.
Yes, I've noted like the whole life, everything about it.
OK, now, bro, let's talk about it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if he, I'm going to like, you're effing?
If being.
Oh, if he?
Yes.
No, we get to talk on the same page, yes.
Wait, so you said yes?
I'm not a second father.
So you said yes originally?
I didn't say anything yet.
I was thinking about it.
In here at Brains, you say yes.
I'm gonna walk in here, you just say yes.
I was thinking about it.
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
So it is that easy for me to just,
what are you doing?
He's touching my shit.
It's the biggest hell of it.
What the hell is that?
Bonito.
He has to throw a wrench in your own relationship.
We were talking earlier.
I was a test.
I just said three words and you're ready to shut him down.
Why?
Why don't you build confidence in my,
request
I kinda have trust issues in my life
trust issues
that's the drinks on
sexy f*** you're done
damn
you're done, no game
So niggas
We talk about best dress
That's me. That's me. That's me. I'm sorry. That's
We still have to find your love
I'm a teacher
Do I gotta be
I'm not good with poses
Oh, sir.
I'm gonna have you win one.
Go, go.
You gotta take it in the picture.
That's what you were staring at, right?
That's your one.
It's that two but you're talking to go to one.
Okay, Matt, he's running. I'll take it.
Listen.
I'm gonna need you to direct my poses.
Yeah, and I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
Matt, I'm gonna sit right here, but I'll leave the chair here.
Thank you, sir.
All right, cool.
Sit right here?
Yeah.
So this way you look at the camera, right here, exactly, yep.
Exactly.
I got a little break down here.
We're going to do hero portrait, one smiling, and then one more personality.
Alright.
That's what you get from there.
Alright.
I got some references and I got some links, bro.
Alright, bet.
Bet.
I feel like you got it.
So you said hero like a stand.
Exactly, yep.
This is like a regular portrait.
You fold my chemicals like the polo to appreciate you
Yeah, that's what's more expressive with whatever you want to do worse present. Yeah, even if that's what the power going to
Nice, let me do this one.
Nice, this is where you're like pulling at the camera.
Yeah, just like right there, yeah.
Nice, yep, exactly.
Nice, yep.
Last one's here.
Fire.
Alright, cool.
Damn, that's a sexy ass little rock hook.
Yeah, that's a sexy ass drinkin' all over.
Damn.
Okay, fine.
That was a lot of fun.
Alright, hang on.
That was a pleasure.
She is the girl.
You're a goat.
Hey, where do you live at?
LA.
LA?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a chaffer.
I'm a water bottle.
Can I acquire that?
Right here.
Thank you, my chaffer.
This nigga does not got a wig on for this round out, gang.
Maxwell.
You took your pictures?
No, I'm about to.
Who you taking home coming?
Um, I don't know.
I'm gonna have you go to the station one.
We gotta find out who Maxwell's taking home coming.
See you in a minute.
What are you taking home for?
I don't know.
We gotta find out who that's what's taking home coming.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna do a tits out. We gotta do a tits out, Chad.
What you about to do?
We're gonna try to do a tits out.
Do you have a sound or anything?
I have some sounds.
Do it.
I was looking at my damn,
having that moment again while I was fucking hungry.
You can't help me with that stuff.
Okay, and I want to do one with you after.
Okay, thanks, shit.
You have a sound in mind?
Okay, bye.
Okay, you have a fucking post on your dog.
You talk to your dog to get out of post, Jack.
I'm just gonna talk to her.
I'm just gonna talk to her a lot.
You can let me finish it.
You have a good service.
How'd it do it?
I'm trying, my shit's not loading right now.
You gotta turn your wife by law.
Yeah, the wife by law.
I'm not gonna be hitting her.
You got yours ready for fire or something?
No, show me what you want to do first.
No. What you mean no?
You should be surprised.
So I'm gonna be standing there and what?
You want a reaction from some shit?
Yeah.
Perfect.
But I have to put it against that probably.
Okay.
Is yours ready?
How do I put it on?
I was going to put it on that thing.
Okay, let's do it.
Who's this going first?
I think it's yours first.
You mind where hers is?
It's light skin and pretty, aye?
Look at the little lights getting pretty.
I'm gonna...
What is this? What is this?
I don't use tits. I don't know what...
What the fuck?
Let's save that.
Time has changed.
Switch.
Did you just scan there?
No, I'm gonna do it.
Do I gotta twirl my hips?
No, I want everyone to stop the cue, then we all go three.
Okay, so just like, look pretty for like three seconds.
Then switch, okay?
Okay, baby.
What's that?
I said he did.
Let's blow down.
We will.
There's a lot of stuff going on.
A lot of stuff going on.
And I want to drop out.
No. Yes.
Don't say that.
We will talk.
What's that?
Play ball.
Stop fucking lying.
Fuck it. It's so fucking annoying.
Ready?
What I'm supposed to do?
I'm just like, silly, dance with sexy people.
All right, man.
All right.
Three, two, one.
They might ask for me.
We'll hope on the other, all right?
All right.
Five, four, three, two, one.
What's up some shit?
I'm ready now all of us
All three of us are ready
We're sexy with Q
Oh, fire!
They're gonna fire.
Somebody, help, somebody make me do it.
Help! Help! Help!
You smiling too, Chad!
Help! Help!
All right, what are we doing?
This is a prize?
I can't, I can't, no nothing?
Ready?
What am I doing?
What's the sound?
Let me hear the sound.
Let me hear the fucking sound
It's got a good ticker. It's kind of a good ticker. I'm mad that's a kind of a good ticker, but I don't like that it's me
I don't think it works that I look mad masculine and shit and they're gonna
get in the comments like nah this nigga too masculine
I don't talk swag with peanuts y'all know my rule
Why is she so happy about that bum ass tip top?
She's too proud.
You know that this is a fantastic tip top.
So don't even talk shit.
It's made. It's made.
It's very much so made. Get out of here or something.
Oh Tommy, why is she going alone?
Did you take the pictures?
I'm about to, but there's a connection.
I don't think the Wi-Fi is good here, so you should just use the cellular service here.
Yeah, it's better connected by a hotspot.
What about the connection on the phone alone?
What about the phone's connection?
Ass.
In here, though?
What about in here?
Straight ass.
There's like nothing.
I keep getting W PowerPoints in my chat.
Yeah, keep getting W slideshows.
I wish every student had all the people with the TVU's ingest,
so they can hop on people's ingest
or whatever they're with them, that would have been fire
if this is the way we could do it, I feel like this is the way we could do that
we can't do that, if we tell the two kid people to do that
it's a lot of work if everyone are ingest
do you just fuck up everyone's streams?
every single time a team in here passes by, they're fucking up
it's funny
so I just fucked you up?
no, no, it's been fucked up since they walked in
towards like, I don't know, there's nothing
I think it's because we're taking everybody in
I
Better
us
We do not think rock Ali got a hash it too. Yeah, but he has a girlfriend
No, we don't got an actually
All right, this is what our hatchet looks like
You and these yeah, I only like
Cuz he stays no you're get off my door. Oh my god
I see what you're doing bro.
You can use it in your diet to house them powers to talk to every female on campus.
What's going on brother?
What you doing?
All you doing the thing?
Bro
Santa I know we met the other day. I'll give you my charger
You know I don't know
But um, I know we're like making jokes. We have a good time and you know it is tomorrow, right?
Little birdie
Holy Wraiths.
What?
You spelled it.
That's the fourth girl that you spelled name wrong too, K.
You know who you got?
You the fourth girl?
You the first choice?
I think it was, like, the sixth girl.
No, no, that's the fourth girl's name.
He spelled it wrong.
You're like the tenth choice.
I'm not gonna lie.
No.
Excellent.
I want the girl!
I don't have Wi-Fi, so the ingest might be a good idea.
All that TV was $30,000. I paid for two, actually.
Oh, you paid for two?
Yeah, I'm borrowing it, and the money got sent to a random person.
Oh, damn.
What'd I feel mean?
I don't fucking trust a student.
The name felt wrong. I feel you could do better.
Does someone else do better?
I don't know.
The names felt wrong.
I feel you could do better.
If someone else do better, who else?
Presented that in sixth grade.
Touched all the kids.
That's why you ended up like this.
The first one was thinking about it.
Did you pictures?
No.
I'll pictures.
You said you'll pictures?
I'll pictures.
You want to do that?
I'll pictures.
I know.
I'm really going to ask about this.
I know you'll see.
You'll see.
How are you doing today, though?
I'm gonna go back to my office.
What do I gotta do?
What's up, pretty boy?
What are the pretty boys?
I like Shawn. I'm in the motherfucking mother fucker.
Real time to say that.
I love that whole thing.
I'm talking about real, deep, heavy toes that long, nigga.
Damn, nigga.
Are you a son?
Now I'm at it.
You throw me over.
It's not a game, it's not a game, it's a real life, it's a little like this.
What?
That big ass butt, put some pants on.
That small.
So what's going on?
I need to do a ticket.
You just back that ass up on me bro?
This brother right here too.
I wasn't holding his hand.
Yo these students are pissing me off.
What are you talking about?
Can you even hear anything I was saying?
How do you do it, man?
How do I do what?
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing
Nothing man
I thought you were wearing paint today
The fuck happened
You had a change
You going to homecoming tomorrow?
Yeah
Are you ready?
Are you going to get any text?
No I'm not going to text you
Oh no more you put them in place?
What are you talking about?
Right
Right please
What are you talking about?
What's the tits out?
Hey man
Look
I'm going for the best
Yeah
Yeah I can
You said rim?
Yeah
What's the tits out?
That ring
All right get on this stuff. This is practice we have to see. No, stand right here.
You say stand over here.
Brother, like this.
Gotcha. That's all I needed.
You say stand over here.
What else? You in the tube?
No, no, no.
You in the tube?
So boom, we go uh, uh, uh, uh, until everybody's in the frame, then we reverse it back.
But y'all looking at the camera.
No, it's not that one.
You don't have to be like this too?
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
So it's going to be, remember the audience.
And then once everybody's off the frame, that's when we go back.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Hold each other whole time.
No, y'all got to hold each other.
No, y'all can swag it out.
All right, what if I shut my soles right now?
Let me up here, stay straight.
Let me know, are we in the frame right now?
Is it at the same time?
No.
We all going at the same time?
Am I in the frame?
No, let me...
No, you're not right now.
All right.
You ready?
One more.
Ready?
One.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ah, come close, come close.
Give me a three, two, one.
Three, two, one, go.
I was looking at the camera.
There's too many people for this one.
No, no, no, we gotta do it quick.
3, 2, 1, go.
Okay, okay.
What?
Keep going.
Oh, right there, right there.
Oh, shit.
Let me see it.
No.
We're gonna get that shit. We're gonna get it.
What'd you get? Is this cars?
I'm gonna take a voice PBM.
Hey, PBM.
I can see that.
That's 5. There she is, always here. That's 5.
Next
In a town
Office to do a check
Minus one are we getting ticked bro nigga fucking my ear
here.
What?
I think.
Ma, just click like fix or something.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I don't.
I have an extra cable and a dorm.
Well, a lot of times, I don't know if they just over-exaggerate.
It could take one time and then the whole traffic would tip and damage.
Yeah.
So, like, I don't know how drastic it is, gang.
Unless if it's drastic don't type it. I'll stop my whole string to try to figure it out I
Did boo go in that nigga battle
You know my lap
Yeah, camera man!
Yeah!
Just like that!
You good?
You alright? I can let go?
Oh yeah!
Let's hand it!
Oh shit!
Hold on!
Hold on, I'll go to the other side.
I'll counteract. I'm a counterbalance.
Oh, we cool!
We overly cool!
CB? Do you know any extra cameraman rolling around? Because somebody's
cameraman kind of quit and she honestly has a TV you better she can't do it by
herself. Do you know any she'll pay them I think pretty sure? Pretty sure? I mean
obviously we'll pay them but I I don't know I don't know what she should do it's
a good question I don't know any like cameraman that are here if you just if I
I hear one.
Text me.
Yeah, I got you.
Back.
I'll look around.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Come on.
What a time.
I don't know what that is.
Why do you have some shit going on?
No, I'm just fat, my fault.
Wait, how the hell you got access to the golf cart, my boy?
Hey, bud.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
The game passed it off to the...
As the guidance counselor.
No.
No, let me tell you why. Okay, let me hear it. I have to run around the campus every second
We're trying to help people that need help and it's not efficient actually
I heard you weren't helping people really that because I can't I can't teleport all around campus
Somebody needs me here. Somebody needs me there. Somebody needs me there. I can't be my room
Then I need to be here. Yeah, we might be able to get you like a hoverboard. I'm on the way there
What a hoverboard work
Baseball right now
I bet. You want hair raised? Yeah, right here. It's perfectly fine. Spend on them. Thank you, my dear sirs.
I'll look into a hoverboard for you though. Stay less. Alright.
Hoverboard? To me.
Machete!
My motherfucking dog.
Machete!
Um, shit.
You're bored of battle.
No, good move. Good move every day.
I ain't knocking nobody up today.
Why? Wait, wait, wait.
Why? Why? Don't say that.
What do you mean you're not locking anybody up today?
I ain't knocking nobody up today.
Okay. Just don't tell the students that, okay?
Do not let the students know that they're going to start riding.
I ain't knocking nobody up today.
Got a golf cart or something, got to eat a vehicle.
I just spoke to your wife, she said you got basketball or something right now.
At 5.30, you got basketball?
What time is it right now, Clarence?
What time can you see me, Clarence?
After.
What are you hours?
see me at around six seven kind of
here we go my bad almost break your seat
Okay, as long as Chap didn't hear that, you're all good.
As long as Chap didn't hear that.
Can I just get dragged by Greg attempted?
Okay, I can't keep saying that.
Go, go!
We're looking at Thong, in the Thong.
Thong, go!
I think we're gonna always look at the press somewhere.
No!
It's time to go with sweating.
No!
We gotta go all the way down there.
I feel like there's more security out today than there has been before.
The cutster!
Um, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate Ron?
Who's Ron?
Fuck that guy.
The little short Indian kid that like, you did a drive by, you said fuck you or something.
I'm trying to repair y'all relationship.
How y'all doing, the judge?
I'm doing perfectly fine. It's hot.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Hey, man, what's going on?
What's going on?
I just ignored everything I said.
Let's go to our office.
Cah!
Rage!
Uh-oh.
How are you seeing?
He's in the problem.
Hey, would you actually live in South Florida?
We got a link for that man.
You know what I'm saying?
For real, bro?
You be doing Ira's shoes out there?
I do everything, game Ira, from movies, bro.
I do all sorts of shit.
Say last game.
I need my own niggas and floater, bro, to do shit with it.
Come on, bro.
Oh, my god, this shit.
I'm gonna follow that.
Who's Instagram? What's that?
Whatever. She tried to ask for her number.
She gave me Instagram.
I don't follow that shit.
But we ain't got to worry about that.
You know better about that.
The last girl?
The Vonsi, huh?
Uh.
You know she's in South Florida, too, right?
I wear it.
Yep.
Let me get you a shirt. Give me your number, bro.
You really a mind-nigger. Oh, my God. Stage 305.
Tell me if it goes through.
Jojo, I love a nigga that's streaming Florida, bro.
We sure gonna probably do some shit with him.
Jojo, Jojo, my honey, my dreamer.
Check that.
Check, we need to make a little hug and floater, bro.
I don't want...
Is that y'all easy?
I'm going to my office, y'all, easy.
What's going on?
You got nothing on the girl?
What you got going on, little girl?
I'm just not talking to the cops.
You did that desk?
Yeah.
But that's the kind.
What are those?
Tabby Abbey's Margielus?
I know what it is.
I don't.
You look ridiculous.
You get those off teaming.
Those are like barge shoes, boy.
I don't know where the fuck you gone on.
And look at the bottom of his pants.
Dirty as fuck.
Looks like baby shit.
Let's go.
Boys get anything and say,
oh, well, it's Valenciaga, so it looks good.
No the fuck it doesn't.
Let's go.
I need God is counseling.
I'm tripping, kick yourself.
I think I need some God is now, like it?
There's what?
You wanna go to my office or no?
You good?
Yeah, I'm ready.
What's even botherin' you, my nigga?
You know, like the Wi-Fi.
You have a TVU, tell me some Wi-Fi.
No, but listen, listen.
What's really been bothering me,
what's really been on my mind.
Yes.
Is like, I've been the realest to everybody
and like everybody been paid online.
You just shatin', yo.
You can just make it shit up in your head, bro.
You can just be having a blast.
She has storylines in her head.
She just laughs to herself.
That's Yana, man.
That's fucking Yana.
Fuck.
Wait, I was told the story.
You can tell me it's true or false.
I won't judge you.
Of course I'm not a judge, not a person.
But Cannell Joseph said that you asked him
to the homecoming tomorrow.
Yeah, but that's my friend.
So I was like, yeah.
Oh, so that's true.
Awesome cool shit.
Yeah, no, but I don't like.
Awesome cool shit.
No.
Somebody in my dad's taking no fun.
You don't have to lie.
You're a handsome young man.
He's a handsome young man.
No, but that's my friend.
Yeah, I can tell it's pretty funny.
No, but you know what?
No, no, no. I was absolutely...
I had one male on Twitter.
I fucking saw that game.
Isn't that great? I was fucking nuts.
No, when I got here, I was at 7th Street.
Yeah.
How the fuck are you after the honey cane fucking two days?
No, but I'm actually very blessed.
I've just been having lots of fun.
As you should be.
Yeah.
I'm glad you're having fun.
Honestly, things can get better.
Good shit.
All right, let's get through this shit.
How do you think your pictures turned out?
Oh, no.
I made them return my pictures so many times they're
kicking me out.
I just didn't like any of this.
Also, the wall is like a two-mile long wall.
Please, no.
I'm going to kill my scum.
Does that work?
Does it scan?
Yeah, you got that one scanned.
Where's the stand up?
Right there!
I'm not going to work!
I don't want other doors, other doors!
Other doors!
Wait!
Humphills get to my office!
Not a thing!
It's too hot for this shit, bro.
Wait, why can't you do that?
It might not work.
Oh my god, it sounds weird.
Access cord for the feet.
Hey, can you let us in?
Wait a minute, there's gonna be madam at my fucking office but I don't have the key
to get to my fucking office, gang.
And fucking build them be locked.
Woo, what's that?
I fucking paddle kids are being naughty. I'm gonna beat the ass with it
No
I don't have keys.
You don't?
I'm trying to get in here too.
No bro, I'm actually about to get in the car.
There's supposed to be somebody right there.
I'm gonna go check what it's got right here.
You gonna stay here?
Yes.
Watch me, you're gonna be fine.
Watch me, you're gonna go home.
Oh!
Woo!
Me!
For the YRG, how y'all feeling?
How y'all feeling?
Wait, I have a key, let's try it.
Well mine's different.
Let's try it.
Oh!
Please!
Oh my God, bro, please, please!
Please!
I like to, like, want to eat more, you smell it.
Oh.
I love your hot, I'm not sure.
It's so hot out here, like, it makes me like,
it makes me just want to dance.
He's cleared it out.
Oh.
Hey, hey!
That's not fake.
Oh, thank you so much! Thank you so much!
You look very mad and listen a lot, but why is this a lot?
Oh wait, I gotta grab my stuff really fast.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I need...
Bro, come on the fuck...
I need to get back in here with you, right?
How did Rage get in this fucking machine?
Wait, how did Rage get his meter?
Is it for staff only?
It was just sitting there.
What?
That had me walking miles everywhere. I couldn't feel it.
Okay, let's see.
Oh my gosh, it's hot.
I wonder how people that are actually in this kind of place like, how they like, feel.
Oh wait, it's definitely just a little bit. Let it play out a little bit.
Oh, for the YRG.
How are you streamers just going to leave you to help me stream?
You're ergonomic, it's also over here, stream normal.
It's like the little funny screen.
Huh?
It's like a screen.
It's always there.
Okay.
Oh, there it goes.
I got my TV from Teemo.
Is that okay?
No, I'm kidding.
You don't have any Verizon systems.
You have T-Mobile and AT&T, but you don't have any Verizon systems.
I'm leaving. How are my students going to come see me?
I'm right here. Excuse me.
They're not a student.
Yeah, yeah, I've been meeting counselors.
I've got to put something so the door doesn't close.
They get if they remove it bro
There's one of the staff members that was saying that saying what that it's not supposed to be locked he was gonna figure out why
Goddamn!
Excuse me sir, can we ensure that the door is like unlocked so students can come to like
my class or not?
Any, any of the doors.
I have a garbage can in front of that one, so it doesn't close because like we didn't
know how to unlock it so it could be that one.
Alright.
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know, how is this thing going on here?
Wait, we put a garbage can in there, there was a door stopper on the door bro.
We're fucking losing it bro.
That's how you know we're fried.
We are fried.
Oh, thank you brother.
Nice.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm easy.
What's going on?
What's going on, miss ma'am?
I don't like the side of my face.
What the fuck does that even mean?
I said I don't like the side of my face.
Can you stand over there?
It's the same.
No, it doesn't.
What's the difference?
Hold on.
You know I got a...
I gotta check my Wi-Fi working your Wi-Fi is working on it. Yeah, it is talk to me. Okay
So yesterday
This is a serious
Is it has there anything been troubling you yeah, what has been troubling so basically basically
I've just been so sad.
Why have you been sad, Yana?
I've been really sad, bro.
What?
I've been really sad.
What's it make you sad?
Probably like, so basically when I woke up this morning.
Uh huh.
When you woke up this morning and finally got a million fucking followers, it wasn't a dream?
No, it was bittersweet, because I was here last year and I left with like 20k.
So it's just bittersweet that I'm leaving with one meal
Yeah, but it's like it's like a circle full circle moment and so yeah, but also like somebody bullying me on campus
Who bullied you Yana Yugi
How did you eat bully you Yana?
What did he do? You be so basically I walked out
She don't take nothing serious gang nothing basically I walk okay here set the scene close your eyes
Okay, eyes are closed
Just imagine it
Okay, so I wake up this morning and I say hey stream. I'm getting ready and then all of a sudden I said oh my gosh
I'm about to hit one middle
Yugi blessed through the door that they fired us.
Yeah, he didn't wish you.
I saw the clip.
No, but listen, you didn't hear the bad part he did.
OK.
And then all of a sudden, he goes, yo, Yana,
you think you all that just could hear him now?
And I was like, I mean.
Wait, wait, wait, what did you just say?
You didn't say any words just there.
What did you just say?
OK, listen, you said, yo, Yana, you think you all that
because you hit one nail.
So my response was, close your eyes.
My response was, hell yeah.
I said, I'm dropping my day ones.
I said, I said, wait.
stuff right there why just cuz you hit a mill you want to drop your day ones
yeah I was told to you know I'm kidding I wouldn't do that I was joking okay so
you were like I said nah I'm joking and then all of a sudden I in the hallway
here so walk out what the fuck I'm talking about morning so I walk out
there and you know I have my little trumpet I've been playing music all day
I got a new trumpet, so I start letting off a little note.
I hear, shut the fuck up, bitch, and we'll stop laughing.
Bro, please stop laughing.
Okay, okay, okay.
I hear, shut the fuck up, bitch.
Pfft.
Okay, and then.
Oh, okay, and then, to be fair.
Oh, try it!
Okay!
Okay, so I meet as a new trumpet player.
I said, huh?
So I walked down the hallway, and who said it?
Marty.
Okay, well, you know, you know me and Marty are kind of friends now, you know, but we did have some beef in the past
I was like Marty bro. Why would you say that he said no? I didn't say that
So he looks who's up. I said I said who said that now?
What's that? And who is it?
Whoa
Whoa, I was not expecting that that was a curveball. Yeah, yo, I thought you about to say you he said it or something
Joe close your eyes. Okay. Yeah, I was told to shut the fuck up and then all of a sudden
Me I didn't say that so he looks at his right
And he was sitting there.
Archie!
And I go, bro, what the hell?
No, I was right.
And then all of a sudden, Archie, he throws a freakin' egg.
He throws an egg in the tuba.
He threw an egg in where?
The egg in the trumpet.
He threw an egg in your trumpet.
After the kites and that popped out of nowhere.
You're in a fever dream. What the fuck am I envisioning?
So yeah, and that was my morning.
And then also, I did get gifted, like, five this morning.
Wait, what's that? Wait, Arkie's on campus.
Hey.
Wait, that's Arkie. That's Arkie. I'm in somebody else.
That looked like him.
Are you some ablation?
I don't know who it is.
Okay, so how did that make you feel?
No, can I tell you something else that happened to me?
Bro, I was walking down the hallway
I'm talking down the hallway and Ron said say a little bitch and I said
Whoa!
And I said say a little bitch
Yeah
I'm so arguing
Wait he said say a little bitch
Yeah and I said say a little dick
Oh shit what he's after that
He said no why would you call me a little dick
And I said because you said say a little bitch
Okay so you ate there though you handle that situation you don't need guidance for that one
No and then also
Wait one thing at a time
Yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay
The first one that had how did that make you feel when he threw the egg in your trumpet
I tell you to shut the fuck up
I'm actually, I did feel a little sad.
I did feel a little sad.
So how do you feel now about it?
I don't care.
Why don't you care?
Because I hit one mil today.
You hit what?
I hit one mil today.
And that is the correct answer.
Yeah.
But also, you want to know what else happened to me?
So I was walking outside, and I said,
hey, to my friend, Lacey.
You know me and Lacey are kind of friends.
So I was like, OK, hey, friend, what you doing?
So he's going to proceed to walk right by me.
Or not walk, he's not walking.
Yaga, he is crippled.
And you are my caretaker.
You need to watch your words, young lady.
Okay, okay.
That's offensive.
Okay.
He was riding.
He proceeds to zoom right by me.
And I go, don't, I'm talking to you.
So I run in front of his wheelchair and he was going,
I'm gonna ride him on top of the wheelchair.
And so I say,
You're on top of the wheelchair at this point?
Put me down!
And so then he puts me down and then he goes,
yeah, and that's why, he's like,
yeah, that's why you can't sing and you can't tap dance
and you're a little bitch.
I said, yeah.
Lacey.
Yeah, so I feel so fine.
Lacey said that?
I feel more broken, yeah.
I was so sad when he said that to me
because it's like we're friends.
I was so sad.
So he called you a bitch.
Ron called you a what?
Ron called me li-lib-itch.
Little bitch.
Like li-lib-it.
Little bitch.
With a black sack?
Yeah.
With a black sack.
And he jumped while he was doing it, like this.
What do you think that meant?
What do you think he's insinuating with that?
I think he was threatening me.
Threats of violence.
Anything else, Yalla?
Oh, and also, also bringing...
to return my question.
Reem, so this morning, I was walking out campus
and I was going to see what everybody's class was doing.
Yes.
And Reem, he stopped me.
And he...
Was he sweating in the moment?
Why is that motherfucker always sweating?
He's always drenched in sweat.
No, like he was actually dripping sweat.
Like, I could.
I'm waiting to come into the office.
I just had to add on.
I'm tired of this.
Bro, we gonna see you soon.
So don't tell him what I said.
There were some girls that were crying yesterday
because somebody was beating me from that person.
They were standing outside the door.
He was mean to go, if he didn't make them cry.
No, he wasn't.
Well, they were crying, but they felt bad
because it was an misunderstanding.
Interesting, but that guy.
But he didn't mean it.
He was just joking.
What did he say?
No, I think he said so.
What did he say?
I think he said that some girl will shape like a robot.
Why are you laughing?
No, no, you can't laugh.
Are you actually laughing?
No, are you actually laughing?
You are not a girl.
You are not a girl?
No, yes I am.
How dare you laugh at this situation?
No, no, no, he was being so rude.
Please, I'm gonna do it.
She was so mad.
No, I'm just kidding. He didn't. He may not have said she looked like that, but it was a misunderstanding.
So I would talk to him about his anchor issues.
Well, no, he actually taught me this line sail a little bit.
So he taught you to... Okay, so he... I mean, he has problems with a bunch of girls, and it's a near fault.
Do I...?
Did he say that? Well, he told me the opposite. So maybe we should bring him in here.
Young man!
May you look ghetto ass in her.
Sir.
What?
What's happening?
Scoot down a little bit, y'all.
This is my assistant guidance counselor for this meeting.
I'm assistant principal.
Man, I ain't gonna lie. She gotta be top bad to be too orange.
She got too many roles.
True man.
Cause I'm directly a teacher.
Since the guidance comes, it feels like a full-range guidance.
How you been?
You been getting A since you was an infant?
Stop lasin'.
Alright.
How you been, Laman?
I'm just chillin'.
How old you is?
How you is oh you won't ask about my fault. Okay. What's your stream name?
All right
Where is too funny? What a pose
I've heard a lot about you my dog. I've heard a lot about you good thing first and first
Were you around any tears yesterday?
Tears get any I wasn't around any tears. So you didn't hear about any woman's
I heard, I wasn't around anybody.
What'd you hear?
I just heard somebody just crying.
Why?
Because like, I ain't gone lie,
who was running through the hallways,
who was running in the group.
It was a lot of people bumping each other,
but for some reason,
she was trying to only say I did it when it's to help people.
So I guess she thought I bumped her.
So I just went give it some self and said,
I ain't mean to do that.
So you ain't say she was built like a Roblox character?
I never said that yeah put it on song I gotta see who you talking about hold on hold on hold on say a lot of things
I didn't say that yesterday
Have you told any wait there is actually a
TikTok clip for us to watch can we turn that
Tell them what is right there.
There's a Tik Tok clip they want us to watch.
So we know what is next.
What the fuck is that sound?
What is happening?
There's something else to play now.
I hear audio.
You got a million tabs of them.
Well, I got this gross thing over here.
Get the fuck off my shit.
Right here. Let's see what this is right here.
We got attention to the TV streamer red shoe funny checks a small streamer and makes her whoa
We don't gotta watch this game the caption is misleading. Oh, it's a new district
She's buff it's here. I told her about that bullshit. I ain't gonna like it
Yeah, I don't like females. There's two buff gang. I ain't gonna lie. It's a mom boss on there. Oh
That's
My side you don't understand. Okay, but let me watch this clip
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. The ticket's just shut off. I'm not like... I don't need
to go get up and go close to the TV because I'm about to get pissed off get up
What's up?
I said, what's up?
What's up?
This is how you say it.
I ain't like I said it.
All right, buddy, you look around.
What's up?
I'm not really feeling the most, though.
It's OK.
I just feel like I'm in trouble.
I mean, what's your role though?
What's your business?
So you got tight?
Because you said, what's up?
And she responded not knowing who you were talking to.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Without hearing the full context,
I will understand why you would perceive danger.
What other context is needed, sir?
OK.
Now, her friend as well with the buff arm.
Why does it matter if Arms is buff?
What if they're not buff for you?
I used them little ass ears.
I know the bitch is small, but you gotta listen to the story.
The squirrel on the Bucky's logo looking at me.
But listen to the full story though.
So the girl with the buff arm, right?
I was in her friend's room.
Her friend is really good at the guitar.
So I'm listening to her playing.
Push her mouth.
What's going on?
Just make sure to put this right here.
What's up?
Keep going.
She said, buff arms.
What you had to do?
So look, I was in a girl room.
The day before this happened, I was in a girl room at night.
She was playing the guitar.
Before I went in there, I'm passing on hours.
I see her playing the guitar.
So I'm like, whoa, let me see you play a song.
She played Justin Bieber's song for me.
It's my other stream.
I'm so good.
She played a guitar.
I'm like, this amazing.
She's on her own props.
As I'm walking out the room, the day before,
this is the day before this happened.
And that's her same friend.
That's her friend with the buff arms, same girl.
The day before this, the girl with the buff arms
leaving out the room and ask why am I coming out of the room like why am I
coming out of the room with her friend like she trying to force the
allegation trying to assume she like why are you coming out of the room?
Do you remember the name of? I got the clue. I can show you that too.
Show me that clue as well.
Did she meant it in a joke? Yes because I can show you she said.
No but like what if she meant it in like a joking way like.
Do you know the name of buff arms?
I'm not even gonna go into the story just know about after she I was like I said no I'm
I'm not a creep, they had a room on reputation.
She tried to still throw shade up and say,
I didn't know you had a reputation.
Who the fuck in the stream are you without a reputation?
Okay, but hold on though.
Why do you think she's trying to throw allegations
because she's asking, what are y'all doing?
She's like, thank God.
I'm like, cause like, you gotta watch the clip.
Let me see the clip.
Chad, you, yeah, you right, you right.
Chad, Chad, Chad, you gotta, I gotta see that clip too.
What, tell you something?
Talk to her, talk to her.
I know, I just-
Cause I never was rude to like her
like a lot of girls in anywhere.
I think it was just a misunderstanding.
But this is not lying, I see it on Twitter.
Yeah, no, I just heard a bunch of stuff, but I don't know.
I'm gonna find it though,
cause you want to borrow already.
Is this it right here?
Oh, that's shit, here it goes.
Yeah, that's shit, you want to borrow it.
And the comments already,
the comments you just understand,
they're like.
Hey, can I have this?
All right.
Yeah, but it's not yet.
Oh, what time is it?
5.30.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there in just a second.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, amazing work.
I have no credit too.
I made you sound so much better than you.
Oh, no.
Hey!
Huh?
Why are you my friend from home?
I was watching her play the guitar, she told me.
Is she in there right now?
Yeah, she was in front of the guitar.
She's still in there right now.
She's dead.
Yeah.
Oh!
Yeah, she was playing the guitar.
No, yeah.
I know.
Yeah, she thought I was being a creep.
She was being a creep.
I really did.
I know that.
I think that.
Oh, that's her phone.
Yeah, I never knew that.
My reputation would be ruined.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I didn't know that.
I did not know your reputation.
She said I did not know you had a reputation.
I think I will give it to her.
Okay.
I will give you a reputation.
I was going to say that my reputation would be ruined.
I was going to say that my reputation is not alive.
My reputation is not alive.
That is the reason they didn't get aggressive a lot.
They were in the comments talking about he had a bad way of betting on me.
No.
Right in this situation.
You handed us your perfect.
That was the most perfect way to hit a lot of niggas what I got tight you have that right?
I let you watch this and I could give you context so when that girl like what's up? What's up?
I remember her she's standing next to her. Yeah, so she they say she already tried this two times
They say before she did that with me. He tried his wings already
So when I see her next to her she like what's up? What's up?
It kind of give me the vibe like hold up. You think I'm trying to be think I'm feeling a rash
It was something just because her friend already tried to get on that so when she said what's up?
What's up? Like she ain't even say hey
Contact, let's see it. Let's see how this look it did not click wait
I could you was not talking to her like I didn't even say girl female
Wait, let's go back. Let's hear the first way listen that first way that first way I think that's I think that's what we do
What the fuck?
What's up?
Okay, to be quite frank, she did not know it was you.
She was looking down on her phone.
She did her voice and she said,
what? You know what I'm saying?
You was making eye contact before you approached the camera?
That's why I walk.
I'm not feeling the B.
Which one? The glasses or the blue?
The one that you just seen in the group before.
That the day before.
So if I wouldn't have seen her next to her,
I probably wouldn't even care.
I would have handed it like the first time.
But since I see her next to her,
it may be, why this going on in my head like,
I gotta kind of flash a little bit this time.
This is like, I had to do well,
but you with the same person making the birds
of a feather flock ahead of it.
They say this is a second time I'm trying.
So now it's like, I ain't gonna lie.
What if y'all this is a group channel on reputations?
I gotta say something.
No, I wait, I don't think that she,
I think it was like a misunderstanding.
I think from the beginning there was a little bit of tension, but can I say that because
you're a great streamer and I think like people who already have views, they're kind of not
used to newer people, especially smaller streamers. So it's kind of hard that when you get off
on the wrong foot, it does make people feel like, oh dang, like I'm in stream university,
I have a bigger streamer saying this to me like, I know there was no ill will behind
it at all, but I just think that, I think it was taken out of context in general. You
know what I'm saying? Like I don't think that on either side, either of y'all meant anything
bad but I'm just saying like especially small consumers what I've heard a lot of them feel
pressured especially you know they don't want to be hay farmed or they don't want to be you know
what I'm saying so it just makes it harder to be light or likable especially with because you
have a really die hard community your community loves them down so they're like all gonna go to
her okay but I know you didn't mean it did that happen you're right you're brilliant you're making
perfect sense that did happen and even in this you can see I said I ain't gonna do the most I just
Don't like how you said it, but when I got the news about this new crime
I wouldn't get to her 10 subs and then come in her chat and say I ain't mean
She see that yes, she said it's cool everything's fine
Like without even coming to God is a talking nobody like him. I ain't mean to me that's all my check
Don't leave them going to check like they try to go
Yeah, I wasn't told whenever I was chatting I wasn't told
About
Okay
Most niggas want to have to accountability that show even have apologized and so that's respect
You know, I don't really have nothing. I want you to know, you know, you did go in a tag ready. You definitely don't got to do shit else
It would be
It'll be cool if y'all had a conversation in person
Yeah
Yeah, get a little clip of that
Be straight, bro. All right. Yeah, and do I get any rewards if I
You'll get to get this from her. I'll you take it I'll give you the tangent that you gave back. Yeah
So hopefully you understand what I'm from cuz I'm for my girls, too
I just wanted to get understanding. Yeah, but you're being respectful. Yeah, I'm pretty respectful
What's it? What's it? What's your channel name? Redstone Money?
Yeah.
Penis Channel in the chat real quick for a little bit of chat.
Alright, now get the fuck out of my office.
Good shit, boy.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got basketball practice. What position do you play?
I play point and guard. But I really don't feel like playing point and play shooting guard.
We in college, shooting guard, some niggas like 6, 5, and 6 or something.
How tall are you? What does he think?
5'10. That's your answer.
Your point and guard probably gonna be max.
He like 4'4, so you could be a good SG.
as you eat and you're hot as 5 10 smooth but once you like it in bed at 5 10
she could I should cook hey I think you gotta go to drama oh yes I'm going to
drama and good luck at your basketball practice yes see oh wait what you teach
me he says sit say a little bit say a little bit yeah say a little bit yes I
tell you but you tripping you trip wait where you from bro I'll see you guys
later bedroom oh I didn't hear that shit are you going to the form of the
I gotta go.
You say you shun coming right?
You say it from my dick?
No, I said shit, shit, shit, dick.
From from the Louisiana gang.
You gonna switch my dick?
No, from the Louisiana gang, like bro, like bro, like.
Wait, wait, so spell that out for me, my boy?
You said switch, shit, shit, shit, and yes.
But take the S off a yes, put a A instead of the S.
Shit, shit, dick, combine them.
Shit, shit, dick.
Why dick though?
Why dick?
I don't understand the dick part.
Man, it's like in Florida.
But it's like in Florida.
I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
is put an A instead of the S.
Shit shit dick.
And combine them.
Shit shit dick.
Why dick though?
Why dick?
I don't understand the dick part.
Man, it's like in Florida, you know how you was already
gonna say dick.
Yeah.
Because I know you from Florida.
So you're gonna say, you already gonna say dick.
So we say dick and y'all say dick.
All right.
We say more than dick, but we say little bitch.
You say old, say little bitch, you tripping, you crazy.
You were flunky because.
See, that's all that cool swag.
You dick I don't know about that one my boy, but regardless who you taking to the formal?
You ask anybody yet
Is it Kira chat who you talking about who you talking about
How old is he though?
Brown color here with the freckles
Avanti don't got no freckles. He's talking about Ki
How old is he though?
I want to make sure we talk about the right person. Pull her up.
Kiara please
Let me have some good kinga dude.
You talking about her?
So give me the insight. Do they got any bad things I need to know?
No, Kara please. She's one of the sweetest girls on God. She's nice as fuck.
So, this is what I'm going to do.
I'ma sit down with her.
I'ma bring you up in a way.
I'ma see how, what her thought process is all you,
whether it's like good or bad.
If it's green, go shoot that shot.
Pretty sure it's just like your chocolate boy.
Greener fuck, greener fuck, greener fuck.
All right, one guy.
If it's red, just a boy.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't gonna hear what I'm saying now.
I know you ain't gotta say no.
But I'ma handle that for you, my boy.
We ain't gonna let them know if it's red.
We ain't gonna let them know.
We just gonna play it off.
You're gonna play cool.
Play G.
All right, dog boy, you got my office, you did it.
I'ma tap it with you, man.
I shot some content with your channel, all right?
For sure.
Appreciate it, man.
Make sure you tell D-Snap that shit.
Yeah, I ain't got it.
I ain't got to use this shit.
You got a collar?
Next.
Oh, boy.
This is my friend.
Oh, boy, boy.
Is this what you were talking about earlier?
No, no, no, no, no.
I have a problem that she's gonna have a problem in school.
So you both got a problem?
Yeah, I got a problem in school.
Yes, she does.
I ain't got absolutely no problem, right?
Her roommate is Sky Jackson and they hate each other.
I got love.
Get them in the block.
Oh my God.
Wait.
He's still on the block.
It's all out there, he's crying.
You got, is there a chat?
Prepare Sky Jackson clip for me with her
after we talked to Jordan over here with a Y.
Jordan with a Y.
Okay, can I bring the message?
She's so messy.
I'm very, very tidy.
Why are you very tidy?
They just said that, so he was gonna ask Dream to,
my dream was not, say yes to him.
Wait, stop, pause, pause.
How do you know that?
She doesn't want him to trust me.
Why do you think that?
We've talked about it briefly.
She's like, we've been keeping, like, ooh.
That already was like a,
that already was like a cringe thing,
but I was like, you know, that's still my nigga.
So I kept it, you know, in the bag.
Well, she's delusional.
He doesn't belong to her.
I can show you clips.
He's getting jealous.
Oh, you were dancing.
I've seen him get jealous.
He gets jealous they we already have a family that this is us like you know so I thought but um
Yes, so they're saying he's trying to ask you now. She's gonna tell him no
Then we're on the back runner bitch if you ask me I'm gonna say yes
And so then at that like or no, I mean, I'm gonna say no so if she if he asked her
Turned down. Yeah, that's bad. Look
They're gonna talk shit behind your back. You know, so what you're trying to say is so you're so what you want
It's still gonna ask you first. She don't want it or need it, but she wants that
I definitely want and need and the thing is this
Because this is my thing though, let me tell you something
Can I show you some of our videos? Did it y'all got videos?
She's folding. She's folding. You got, wait you like him. Wait you like, she like this thing?
Yeah, she's folding. What is it about him? Is it, is it like, there's something about
Oh
There's more though, this is nothing DDG even said that we're meant to be together
You doing your health
Wait, this isn't it.
We both mark in favor of all these?
Yeah.
Look at the look of this.
Wow.
Come on, like...
I mean...
Look at that. Can you feel the babe?
Can you feel the babe?
I mean, it is an edit.
An edit doesn't enhance.
Wait, which one are you showing?
Why you stop playing it?
I'm gonna go to the one where he's doing my hair.
Saturday, the work part is coming up.
I'm gonna tell you what.
No.
You or friends, friends.
I'm going to ex-execute for the lives.
I don't care.
Whoa. What ex-execute for the lives of me?
I'm not. Hold on a second. Keep watching, quick.
I'm gonna ex-execute for the lives of you.
You or friends, friends.
I'm gonna ex-execute for the lives.
No, I actually don't hold that thing shut at all.
What you talking about?
I don't know where it like that is.
Now, that was in my home house, you know what I'm saying?
But it's something different happening like that.
Shut up.
So you don't give a fuck?
Why would I give a fuck?
That's not your friend, that's not your own girl.
I told him I was like, you check the fuck you bitch, no shit.
Well, you say what?
I said, you check the fuck you bitch.
So I'm like, if I was you, I would take this opportunity.
Wait, who's your ass?
It's not even my most recent ex.
I've definitely had other you know cotton other other what? Oh
That's not that's not even that's not
My thing is it's like I just don't want to know why he's running for me because how are you getting jealous?
Why are you getting jealous if you don't want me?
Let me tell you something. He wants you. He just likes he doesn't
He likes to wait last minute for sure. He's late for everything. He's like six floors. I don't know
I want to let you know right now if he has dream
I'm going to my roommate low-budget. It's just a roommate. Yes. Yes. Oh
Girl
What why me I ain't do nothing to you. I'm a
You're supposed to be my brother-in-law. Okay. Okay. I you're literally my brother-in-law. I came to your marriage now
They were family. Yes. Okay. I will talk to him. I've already spoken to him
You don't want to know. It's too cute. You're gonna fuck me.
Are you sure? Is it cute or not? You stay made of this.
Yes, it's very much more so cute. So, just what I'm gonna do.
Okay.
I'm going to talk to him. I'm gonna go into my office.
I'm going to ensure you that today, by the end of the night,
he asks you before any other situation is down the way here already.
We gotta talk about it.
I was gonna go for you.
Wait, what? How about him?
No, we're gonna talk about this.
This is about Harrison.
You're beating with Sky Jackson.
Cut the fuck.
I need that motherfuckin clip chat.
Oh fuck, no man.
All right, I got a deck, I've got two of them.
She's gonna get some for me, I'm gonna get some for you.
I don't want you stressing about nothing until it happens.
He ain't gonna ask your brain, though.
No, guys, it is spiritually good.
Well, he might.
Dream is a bad little shit.
Yeah, but he's not stupid, and he knows what he has
right in front of him, bro.
And he kind of like, listen, he likes to see
like a little squamish and shit.
He likes to see what he's doing.
Cause my fingers, why do you keep trying
to break me up by the niggas?
I, oh, there's another one.
What, you trying to what?
You haven't seen the other clip. What it was me and a whole nother nigga. Damn. Definitely dude. Okay. Let me show you
I can never just keep just one baby. Ha ha
He think you're only one but don't tell me
Well, hold on hold on hold on
Okay, I won't write that one down but we have to rephrase that
He is not the only one I could have is what I'm saying exactly and he is not the one right now because he hasn't made that
Apparent to that he wants to be minded and that's not look at this
He was mad, I got another one, be honest when he got mad, how you feel when he got mad?
I felt sexual arges, and I just was like wow, no, I have one more, do you want the one
I want to see it all.
It was one where he was like, come here.
And I was like, I'm going to eat this.
Wait, oh boy, where was it?
I'm sorry, because we have so many to get to.
Damn.
Are there all in your bookmarks?
And reposts.
I feel like you watched these edits before you go to sleep.
I did, actually.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Let me see where...
I don't know what place that you're in.
You know, I actually can't find it at this very second.
But when I see it, let me see it.
Actually, I didn't come here.
You don't have a choice. I'm not late in my office.
It's all right.
Because I wanted to know you tried.
You know what? All right.
Go go go.
You didn't call me.
The water just came from over here.
Because I was locked out.
Come on.
Tell me.
Come on.
Hey, where I'm going?
Like, yeah.
No, like I said, does that seem like a man that does not want me
chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
I'm gonna tell you something about yourself.
That's like a man that don't want this cat.
Chat, cat, cat.
I don't care what they say about you.
I'm not going to be easy.
Skits so crazy.
Wait, is that what they say?
I'm talking, hey, no, look this way.
You are none of that.
I know.
You just feel hard, and I feel for you.
I'm gonna make sure you get what you feel.
You deserve it, you deserve it.
I wasn't gonna bend any knee.
I want a boom box.
I went on the poster.
I want that puss.
I want the whole thing, the whole shit done.
All of my house is dead.
Thank you, Tia.
I will see what I can,
I don't know if it's gonna be worth a word that,
but it will be very sweet.
Okay.
I can assure that.
All right, good.
Thank you, brother and mom.
You're not sit your ass down.
Look, girl, you're gonna sit down soon.
I'm gonna sit down for this day.
I'm the one that's burping every morning.
Why are you always at your home?
What's going on here?
Oh!
What's going on here?
Let me see.
Colton, show him on the base screen if you will.
Come on, we'll do this.
She's shady, but she can go.
She doesn't have to stay.
Because she's mad that I don't want to sleep at 3 in the morning and she wants to sleep 24 hours and I didn't want to sleep for 24 hours.
But for a second, we're back to sleep. But then she had to wake up at 8, so you only got 2 hours to sleep. Why would I want to do that?
You know what I'm saying? And then she's been talking mess about me calling me an auntie and stuff, like, girl.
Wait, okay.
How old are you?
Listen, so when I call her auntie...
Part auntie.
What I meant was, there's a simple fact, even I think about it, we had a streaming university.
She's going to bed, right?
You won't take it to him if you got that dance.
Come on.
What, she's taking that?
She's taking that.
And if she's going to bed at 12, yeah?
She's probably sleeping right now.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, I'm just trying to straighten out.
When I do, I creep.
I'll be like, I'll be in there walking and I'm sleeping.
I'm like, okay, let me be respectful.
You know what I'm saying?
But then, I'm like, shit, I'm fucking streaming.
I'm streaming, you know what I'm saying?
But I did call her, she said that she was going to bed.
I imagine going around at six o'clock in the morning.
She said I was from the, no, off the earth.
6 a.m. Is crazy. 6 a.m. Is crazy. Let's keep watching. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She said she said that I
Let the light on the whole time. I was streaming the whole time. I wasn't streaming till 6 a.m.
However, I didn't leave the light on
Because I was I was
Close my door, please
But if you don't see me in a minute,
just respect this club.
That's what the fucking kid is like.
At the end of the day, she could be my little niece,
you know what I'm saying?
But I don't want her auntie.
Yeah, because she was acting like auntie.
I shouldn't feel like auntie.
Acting like auntie because you were rummaging around
at 6 a.m.?
It wasn't rummaging.
I was streaming me setting up three camera angles
in my fucking room because I'm trying to be lit.
Watch these slumps?
Yes!
I would.
Wait, you want to sleep at the same time
No, I literally left her going literally let her go.
We was literally took the fuck up.
I went to the...
Can I finish my clip?
Oh, I'll finish it.
I literally...
Oh, God, buddy!
Girl!
Easy.
She could back us up.
I don't really have much of a problem because I don't even bring the energy.
Like, I'm very positive kind.
I've had nothing but nice to her.
And then, what you call it?
I told her we stopped bed because we didn't...
She didn't try to steal my bed.
I'll see.
You know what I mean?
She didn't try to steal my bed.
She didn't try to steal my bed, I'll say, you know what, you can have it, you can have it.
Wait, she said, swap though, you said, scale.
No, no, my name was on my bed, she got there before me, she tried to baddies me, you know what I'm saying, like, yeah.
So I was like, listen, little homie, this is my bed, but she's like, well I have a sleeping disorder or something like that,
when I was little, I had a problem sleeping next to the door, so that's why I took the bed, I said, all right, you can have it, you know what I'm saying?
That was a good woman, she said.
You know what I'm saying, I said, all right, you can have it.
I didn't know this was all their personal business.
She said that she had a lot of knowledge
and I got attacked on her.
No, I said, I said, I said, she's a little.
She's going to fuck you up after that one.
We didn't mean that still a little comment.
She's going to say this.
She's still little.
And I respect the fact that she had little issues.
She had little issues.
So I said, low homie, I got you.
So she was like, OK.
And then she tried to put on an act for the camera.
I'm like, oh, I was on press.
She's press me about what, boo?
Like, you can't.
I can't even move it.
Okay, so this is the baseline though.
It's just we're rolling.
Y'all need to be on the same page.
No, I didn't know that.
You want to get turned up.
You want to turn up as she's Mo Chiu.
Y'all got to create a schedule.
What works?
Y'all can't break the schedule.
I'm sleeping between these hours.
If you want to stream, be IRL.
You can't be waking me up.
We got beef, we got beef forever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is beef.
Y'all got beef right now?
Beef now.
She was walking around.
To me it was funny. She walking around telling everybody. Oh, I'm trying to find a click
Wait, y'all are women so how did y'all sleep last night was that awkward?
Okay, yes, you is and is but how about if y'all how about if I talk to her
Y'all get on the same page, does it have to be beef?
Come on.
No, because I tried to talk to her already.
I said, come here, Scott.
I said, let's talk.
Let's have a-
Respectfully, you got me.
So you think you can do the-
I pretty much, yes.
That's my job.
He's gonna marry me and my man, so clearly he can make anything happen.
I don't know, she's probably sleeping right now, so you probably can't get it.
Does she actually take naps?
Go, I get it.
Let's check her strength.
I can't see if she's fine.
No, she's not, she's not taking a nap.
There's no way she's taking a nap.
She probably sleeps right now.
When she's napping, is she live?
No.
Oh my God.
Where is she?
She's not alive.
Does she sleep?
Oh, I got my cameras in my room.
I can switch my engines.
What's the same name?
Easy, easy, easy.
Look, I can switch my engines right now.
I can switch engines.
But if she was kicking your toe, brashkity.
Wait.
wait switch real quick
what are we going to do?
what are we gonna do?
no
make sure she's not naked or some shit
yes yes yes
ok lets see
wait
her bed is right there so we can't tell
oh it's to the right
she moved the bed out your camera sling
she is slump
no I don't
I'm at streamer university
university I'm trying to switch back switch back switch back
well she's like that dumb dirty ass thud bitch she she's gonna get one over on me
that's what you're gonna do that's what you're gonna do what what what
and I feel like I'd be in trouble going into my door I'd be like fuck put the
camera down let's say that's what you're gonna do but but
what are you laughing at?
and then no if she's messy as fuck she's living with my friends she don't even
Look at this guy.
She go, look, put a clip up.
Look how messy this bitch is.
She's so fucking messy.
Look what she said.
Are you talk, would you call yourself toxic?
As fuck?
Yes, yes.
You're not toxic.
This is my friend, look what she said.
When I'm not around, we'll go to it.
Go to my, what are your texts?
Oh, it's her and her texts.
I text her, say look, look at Jordan.
Messy as fuck, let me see.
This is gonna be, this is gonna be.
It gets messier.
This is gonna be messy.
I was just trying to see what.
Wait.
You know what we're gonna do?
No.
Where are your hands?
That's the bitch who's raised.
Um, it's okay, Skye.
We don't know y'all.
Can't trust this.
What? Wait, hold on.
Hey, hey, hey!
She was testing Skye to see if she'll talk shit about you behind her back and Skye didn't-
Rage, you are so fucking smart!
Come on!
That's the fucking bestie, Robber!
You're my brother, why do I cheat?
And you know the game, what the fuck?
Fuck, why do I cheat?
You gonna be good. Yeah, I'm gonna
Let's pull up on her right now
When she gets back live, okay, I'm gonna bring her over what the fuck is that why your glasses just talk to me
Get out
She's asleep she's asleep. You got about you got about 10 minutes. I got other students to talk to hey, Jordyn
Don't do none crazy. I got you. All right. I'm a top
Jesus Christ
To the ship road these motherfuckers toxic
You think it's this toxic bro, holy fuck. She actually recorded me the whole time
I'm great, how are you?
I am.
Well, actually, I'm great.
Can you close my door a little, Miss Ma'am?
I can.
Thank you.
Definitely.
I'll be talking to you after.
First, let me just apologize.
The outburst, the walk into the room,
I did not know who that meeting was next to me.
OK, told me to.
You are very self-spoken.
Really?
Yes, it lowers my cortisol, OK?
Because everything else in this butterfly
is going to raise my shit.
So, what problems are we having today?
I lied, let me tell you.
So first, some of your string name right now.
Lenai Liza.
I spell that.
L-A-N-I, A-L-I-Z-N.
Got it?
Yup, got it.
No, no, no, I got it.
Okay, go ahead, I have to find it.
So I did something bad.
What?
This is a confession?
Talk to me.
So today was hectic.
I tackled Mr. Deem.
Is there a clip of that?
Chat, pull me up the clip of Kyle Sennett getting tackled,
and you did not get expelled.
First of all, Deem Sennett, you're playing favoritism.
She should have been kicked out of this motherfucking school.
She should have been in detention right out of some shit.
I'm fucking out.
She's sitting in my guy's house, her office right now.
Because I have another guy with me.
If I tackled you or any of the other niggas tackled you.
Listen. He broke my guitar. It was his fault. He did it to me.
Who is it? I'm busy! Busy! Wait!
I'm sorry.
Over here.
What the fuck are you doing? I'm with the student right now.
You told me to come right after pictures!
You didn't come right after pictures, now there's a lot of them!
Yes, I don't care about your student, I'm coming in!
First, no you're not. I'm not a student.
She is next and you are after her.
Yes, that's how this works. No favorites.
So I can have more time.
Well, let's just do one more.
Smart.
Okay.
Not now!
I'm going to do it.
No, you can't!
I have it right here on the big screen if you will
He broke my guitar.
I don't see the guitar being broken.
No, I played a nice song for him.
It was a song my dad wrote.
You played it in front of him?
I played, I said...
I got to see that clip. I have to see that, because you could be lying to me right now.
I'm so serious. Listen, it reminds me of my dad wrote that song for me.
Get off me!
I have to see it.
No!
He told me I can't get any more Zaxby's.
Yo, I just see my fucking head!
Hey!
I have to see the clip of him breaking your guitar.
I have to immediately.
It's right here.
That was $500.
It was $500.
Oh, that's a toy!
No, Rage, just listen.
It was really cinnamon store toy.
Really fucking this song?
For damn good song, really.
Amazing right there.
Reasonable crash that was me.
I don't deserve to be expelled.
You are not in the wrong here.
Thank you.
Dean Sonette, I want you in my office. Promptly.
You need some guidance. It's important.
We need to have a talk.
You need to apologize to this young lady or else.
I'll be hearing your phone right now.
And I actually will be calling your phone right now.
Why is Tiana calling me?
And...
Hold on.
What are you gonna call him?
I'm gonna call him right now.
Right now?
He might not answer.
So I'm gonna call Spice.
D&D Demon.
You're calling a demon like Kassim.
Yes, I'm calling the motherfucking D&D.
fucking being and you better answer this motherfucking phone or it's gonna be in big trouble.
Well, he's breaking the items of a student.
No, I think he's going to be like, it's you guys who are hanging that up right now.
Go ahead, end it.
Or not.
Look at the option.
As kind as you are in our chat, is he in a segment?
Or, say if you just act like there's never happened.
Wait, why do you want me to LA this never happened?
No, let me explain something else.
You don't want me to discipline him?
You can discipline him?
No, no, no, I want you here to-
You can talk, I go ahead, do it, do it, do it.
No, no, no, no, no. Tell me what, what are you not telling me?
Come to my office promptly.
So he's on his way here right now?
Whenever he sees it, he'll see it, and when he's on the way,
my chat will see your chat, and you will come back here.
But continue.
Can you cancel him?
Continue.
So then I made a mistake. It's really messy that you made the shoot.
I accidentally called, um, Quarance, Chris.
Cause I thought he was Chris next door.
Clarence?
Yeah.
A Queen's husband?
Husband? They're married?
That fucked up didn't I?
But it was a- if I really didn't mean it, you can tell in a clip.
I kept saying Chris next door, Chris next door.
That wasn't my Chris.
Tell him I've really apologized. I wasn't trying to be funny.
Never mind, Kai. Do not make your way to my office. Probably she deserved it.
But... wait...
How the fuck did it call you Chris?
How was I supposed to know the Lord? I don't... I do social media.
You move the Lord!
I don't be on social media. I was looking for Chris next door for his first break.
It was King Harris's fault. He made me do a freakin' hit on Roonega.
What's his name?
Oh, damn it! I just told him myself again.
What?! I was supposed to...
Who did it hit?!
I was supposed to do a hit.
On who?
Who?
Who the fuck did?
Oh, Runic.
Runic.
Who paid you?
He was gonna pay me.
T.I. son?
I think came here to assess his son.
He's here?
No, he texted me on the phone.
I was like, get them again.
I'll give you a thousand schools.
And I was gonna do it, even if it meant I went to jail.
Why didn't you do it?
I had a good class.
So are you gonna do it?
I am.
When are you gonna do it?
When I get fartspray
But we're gonna get fartspray from I think you're trying to make me snitch. No, I'm not
We're gonna get fartspray from the actual Chris next door like the actual Chris. Yes fartspray. I think so and
He's going to give it to you
Shit I did find him he said he didn't have it somebody Bonnie has it her name was Bonnie so you're gonna get
Fartspray from Bonnie. I'm just like what are you doing? No, no, I'm trying to like guide like I'm trying to figure out how I can solve this
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, you're good. You're just so funny.
Oh, I don't have anything at this time.
So, you're going to get fartspray and you're going to
assassinate, I mean, you're going to put a hit.
Runic, runic, runic.
At what time do you plan on doing this?
What do you mean?
What time do you plan on doing this?
You know, something.
You got my gun?
What? You got the gun?
Little miss ma'am, what time do you plan on doing this, little miss ma'am?
And now, the three three five three four five three four.
Venom in the, venom in all offices we have a student that is trying to put a hit on another student.
In my office, the doors are locked. You can come get out of the right now.
The doors are locked. The doors are locked. She's trapped in here. She's trying to
I don't know what to do with you.
Uh, Chris next door.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Let me out! Let me out!
No, Miss Pam.
No, stop! Help me, please!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get out! Help me!
Please!
Get me out of here!
Please!
You're good bro.
Shit.
Oh.
Ah, I'm sad.
Here you go.
Nice.
Oh.
Hmm.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm taking a nap.
Okay.
I'm taking a nap, c'est.
I'm straight.
Alright, can I go to Lacey's and I'll go?
No, you can go ahead.
Actually, can you give me 10 more seconds
I have to make a phone call?
Of course.
Real quick.
Close the door for me.
Oh, I have an energy console.
I'm ready.
Okay, I got to be set in the room.
You good?
Okay, I got, it's wet.
Oh, like it's, it's, it's, it's wet and I did,
Did you, did you hear something?
She headbutt my balls, right?
Oh!
I gotta make a call.
Ah, shit.
I think that's Patrick.
Ah!
Hello?
Why'd you call me?
Ah!
I think DeVante wanted to talk to you.
Devante?
Why he wanna talk to me?
He called you.
And you called me, were y'all together or something?
I'm just talking.
Okay, I'ma call him.
All right.
Fuck, sorry.
I had my stomach hurt.
One second!
Hello Devonte?
One second, motherfucker!
What do you need?
Seattle, me and Chip. Who's that?
I'm not playing. Who's there?
Oh, Bridge, um, do you want me to tell you something?
No, wait.
Yo.
Where are you, bro?
I'm chilling. Why you calling my phone?
Don't ask shit like that. I'm chilling, chilling, chilling, like...
You can play right now.
Yeah, I'm in my office.
I'm in my office.
Yeah, I'm in my office.
What are you calling my phone?
What y'all doing?
Are we doing a nice little call?
We wandered and, you know, just, you know,
run on the streets or something like that.
It was regular shit?
Yeah, regular shit.
That's cool.
I said you just wasted my time calling my phone
for no reason, huh?
Because the chat was saying, the chat was saying,
cool range, just have a good arrangement, wait, wait, wait.
So I was like, I'm a cool range.
And then, you know, I don't know why
I didn't tell them cool range, but you're doing it right now.
Like, what segment are you in?
Like, you're doing like a tip, like, what's the segment?
Oh, we just, right now, I asked her out to homecoming
and she said, yeah, and she didn't.
So that was the last segment she made.
Hello?
Next!
Can you move the chair over for Lacey, please?
Thank you, Drew.
How are you doing, Drew?
Awful.
Like, actually terrible.
I know.
A lot of the cameramen are, and I'm gonna give you guys a voice today.
Thank you, Rage.
The cameraman interfered with all the cameramen that has been treated poorly, and we need
to let the cameramen speak while the streamer shut the fuck up.
All of them?
I don't like that idea.
Some of them.
Oh, I love that idea, Lacey.
And y'all will be shut the fuck up, and you will not tell Dean Sonnet about this shit
either, because he's in the hands of...
What's your issues?
A few issues.
issue. So number one, just a little curious, you know, I know you have probably client privilege,
whatever it's, whatever it's called. Come in here and say I called them a bitch.
Um, I think it was a little bitch or something like that. Yeah, that's not the story of what
What's the story of what happened a whole lot of stories about you little Lacey really
I was told that
Okay, a little list miss later, but I can say any names. I'm not a snitch
You know told me that which she was walking on the street you crashed into her with your car
They called her a little bitch. I'm not gonna say which streamer told me that
But a little birdie did tell me that now it was you right? What's your mind? Yes?
Fool's lies lie. Yes, every girl just lies huh? Yes. Yes. She's a malibinator a what a malibinator
Me I'll tell you what happened. I was driving. You know, you know when you're going to the cafeteria
Yes, I was on the left side. We're driving you're riding right in riding right. I was riding on the left side and
Yana comes at me right and
and she grabs back my wheelchair.
She goes, you better be in a room to me.
Takes my wheelchair, puts me in the dirt
to where my tires are in the dirt and I can't move.
I'm like, Yana, I haven't even been with you at all.
She was like, shut the.
I got it.
And then she walked away.
Yana's an undercover bully.
She's bullying and then she's looking.
Wait, she's a what?
She's a bully.
Okay, and she's, you know.
And she's, she's malignant at everybody to make her think, oh, she's this, this, this
picture perfect.
Oh, so nice.
So sweet.
And she's bullying.
Um, so you're trying to tell me you're getting bullied.
I'm getting bullied and you're getting malignant.
By a 19 year old girl who tap dances.
Yes.
That's who's bullying you.
Yes.
And because she did yesterday.
What did she do yesterday?
me in the face with her bag no matter if I show the clip now someone please send
me I don't believe you someone sent me the clip but you ought to smack me in the
same way someone sent me the clip I need a clip of me I don't think the vice
principal would slap another student in the face with a bag okay you'll see
when they send the clip someone will get the clip and send it watch why is my
Chassane manipulation use correct grammar motherfucker
I don't know why it just came out like that
Okay, but it did I have the clip right now. Let's see reports
Look at the big attention to the big screen
What the fuck was that?
I would have dropped them two cases on them bum ass niggas, you got a whole ass nigga.
You needless fuck, cyborg.
Roboman.
At least Paul Blark can walk.
That's a girl standing on business.
girl that's how to get a shitty like shit on this motherfucking university
I'm not a speaker like shit
you hear her like shit
I don't know why I do this
fuck
and you're lucky she didn't throw you out that goddamn motherfucking wheelchair and take
the batteries out
yeah
even after she's back in the face I still apologize to her
I apologize I was a ganna
I don't
out of character
did the clip show that?
that was it was today I apologize
only thing that matters are the clips that's the only thing that exists
oh this is an edited picture watch my nose looks healthy get that off the screen
that's a video motherfucker that's not it that is just your nose
my nose is not that big
No, no.
I caught him. That's okay.
You started it.
Let them jump off.
Okay, next, um, I did a completely different business.
Never go.
I think this is a joke.
I'm gonna break it down from A to C for you.
Start from A. Okay, let me start from A.
First day. First day I'm here.
What's going on?
Everybody's calling me wheels, pushing me, trying to push me off the wheelchair,
tossing me around, and this is just a start, okay?
It's not even bad right now.
What are you, what are you doing?
I honestly had an interaction with you, I think, on the first day.
Hopefully, somebody posted it, I don't know, my shit's kind of weird.
Can you post me and Lacey's first, you know, interaction at Streamy University?
Oh, dude!
Do something!
Why are you doing that?
Why are you such a liar?
Do something about me, dude.
Show me how to do it.
I don't know, you're freaking my kid.
Show me how to do it.
I don't know, you're freaking my kid.
I
Stop the cry wait hold up. You're trying to get me my feelings trying to get me my fucking feelings, bro
Check find me the clip of me because the first day on streaming on campus if I'm not mistaken
What did you say to me try to remember?
try to remember what you said to me
But the clip ended with me threatening to take the battery up your mother fucking wheelchair
But it's not with you talking shit. Okay. You are the problem. No, no, no. You need to have some self
Can you let me can you let me create my tell you my story?
Otherwise you're gonna be my 13th reason
I think so then
That was that was the first okay, and it was just it was just troll whatever it was funny like I was like, okay
Playing along then the next day rolls around
Haskell takes my main personal cell phone my main cell phone
call my mom's contact. My dad, my brother, my whole family, all my crypto and he puts it on top of
a telephone pole and says, you can't get it. And then he gets down, phone falls off the telephone
pole, hits the ground, fully cracks screen, I can't access any of my, I can't access my Twitch,
can't access my crypto, can't talk to my family, can't do anything, I can't even log into my
What's with my TikTok?
Well, to be fair.
To be fair, what's to be fair about that?
That's a good clip, man.
That's a better clip, bro.
Like, I'm sure it got numbers on TikTok, and like.
I don't know, I can't see TikTok.
I can't log in.
Let's see this clip.
What is this?
Oh, you don't watch my, hey, bitches!
Oh, you don't watch, how do you,
why do you greet people like that?
Hey, bitches!
That's my first time seeing you all,
Hey, bitches!
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I'm just not cool, man.
I'm just gonna stand right here.
Dirty cheaters, man.
That's not cool.
Look like a...
I feel like shit to me in a wheelchair.
I'm a lesbian.
Yeah!
Why are you talking like that, Lacey?
You're the one...
How come you got in the wheelchair and got water-bowled?
Yeah, because...
You disabled little niggas!
The reason is because I thought nobody would fuck with me in the first day.
Dirty!
But I haven't been on this.
I haven't been on this.
Why do you look like that?
Like what?
Darling, do you see this shit?
Darling.
What?
I look good.
What the fuck is that?
It's a moggy.
You look like a lesbian.
No, I don't.
Watch, I have a fucking sweater vest on.
I don't.
Lazy.
I'm not done.
It gets worse, Rach.
There's way more.
Is this yours?
No.
Fuck.
OK, go.
Lazy, stole my wheelchair for an hour.
Is that why you were walking with the janitors?
No, that's when they put my wheelchair in the corner
and they stacked three picnic tables inside of my dorms
and trapped me in there and then called the cops
so I couldn't get out.
So then I had three picnic tables in my room
while I'm trapped in a corner.
And then the policeman made me hop to the police station.
I love the top of, okay.
Breathe, cortisol is high.
No, because it gets worse.
Dead later that night, they stole my wheelchair
and had me crawling around the hallways.
There's one thing you don't fuck with
on a cripple when it's his wheelchair.
I understand your frustration, I see.
And then Silky put me in a corner, in a room,
dumped a cup of water on my face, took a lemon wedge
and shoved it in my mouth and made me suck it.
I don't like sour shaped.
Are you trying not to?
Lacey, I think you're only focusing on the, uh,
response to things that you're doing to these people.
I didn't do anything, I didn't do shit.
I'm fucking bullied.
Let me, let me set the picture.
If I go and shoot Colton's dog.
Sorry?
And Colton comes in response by fucking me in the ass.
Sorry?
Is it like, are you mad at Colton for fucking me in the ass?
No, I-
What kind of violence is this?
What I'm trying to say is-
Why are we fucking dogs in the ass?
No, no, I'm saying, you gotta say accountability.
Okay, I-
You are the foundation of all your problems.
Accountability for the first day of the way I was talking to people acting. I thought I was trying to be the bully
But now I'm just getting booby. This is what I want you to do. I
Want you to try to be nice to people. I want to see clips. Hey, how are you doing? You look good today?
Whoa
One second
You look good today. You look lovely. Do you need help? You want to ride on the back of my wheelchair?
Whatever
Jesus Christ, I was rolling down the hill and
Being Sinai drives by in a golf cart and I say being Sinai can I talk to you for a second?
It's important and this was right after Marty and reen took me off my wheelchair through me on the ground and pelting me with guns
Wait
A lot of them ringed, held to you with guns.
Oh, yeah, they had these little Orbeez guns,
and they trapped me in my room.
What was this?
And they started shooting me with the guns.
What was this?
Three hours ago.
That was today?
Today, yes, it was like three hours ago.
Right before picture day.
And I'm laying on the ground getting shot by Orbeez guns.
So I go to tell Dean Sanat, Ridge.
I go to tell Dean Sanat.
You know what Dean Sanat says to me?
What did he say?
He says, you had toilet paper on my campus.
You deserve to get bullied, crippled,
and he pushed me out of my wheelchair.
It's not funny, I don't fucking like fucking fuck.
Listen, what do you mean by you had toilet paper on your campus?
Like, what defined what that means? You had toilet paper on your campus?
Okay, because of the accountability.
Last night I might as well get out of the dorm and toilet paper on the campus.
Okay.
You TP fucking building into your what? No!
No, no, this is your assignment.
You're gonna roll your little ass out of my fucking room,
fucking room and you're gonna apologize for the wrongs you have done and you're gonna be nice to
people. Watch how the karma flips around and when I see you again I'm going to see those good
fucking clips. I swear to god I'm going to see those clips. Are you even gonna fucking speak? I will spank you.
Now on, you're only seeing me being positive and nice to people with good clips.
Do I have your word? Yes, I have your word. Okay. A man is nothing without his word. Oh, you have
Without your word, all you is is a couple of lesbians.
You understand me?
Okay, you have a word.
Okay, I have your word.
Do you have a word?
Get out.
Jay Mommy?
My purpose is I love the game so it's not going to be so hard for me.
Win-win, yes win-win. Nice talking to you too.
What's your update?
Something to do with Brandon. Brandon.
Brandon?
Fuck, Brandon. Oh my god.
Sit down real quick
Because you actually be sitting in the middle right here
Get ready to ask you to what to the formal thing tomorrow to the home
No, let's say that my reaction was like that because like I
All right.
You will.
I'm trying to go out, I'm trying to go out.
I'm just a woman.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
I'll be fine.
That is interesting to me.
Let's stay right there before we even touch on anything else.
Okay.
If you were to take a gal to the formal,
do you have any gals in mind?
No, I didn't, I mean, I'm still looking for options.
I'm looking for my options.
Who do you think are some of the prettiest girls in school?
I really like my roommate. She's really pretty. She's an angel, practically.
Yeah, she's really pretty. But angel?
I'm not saying... I'm just writing down names.
Do you have any talk to me?
Um, like I wouldn't be going because like...
What?
I don't want you to... No, I'm not saying I wouldn't be going.
I'm just saying like...
Like, I'm not saying like I want to go with a girl because I'm like...
Wait, can I do that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, so you're not a lesbian?
I'm a devil in the devil.
Goodbye.
So you're not opposed to going with either gender is what you're saying?
Yeah, I'm not opposed.
I'm okay with whatever.
Well, that's not true.
So, okay, I might have that in back of my mind.
What is your main issue of concern today?
Is it the formal?
What?
The homecoming?
Is that your main issue of concern that's coming to my office today?
What is your main issue of concern?
Um, my main issue of concern, I mean, I kind of was like, you know what, if there's somebody
that I'll be down and talk to, it would de-rage.
Because like every time I hear stuff about you, it's nothing, you know, you know, Boxy?
Boxy Brown.
Like, I'm a little censored right now.
I really because the niggas out, you know, so by, yeah, you know.
Yeah, I know Boxy Brown.
I know your good shit about you.
What have you heard from Boxy Brown about me?
That you know, like, you know, you know, you know, you don't know weird shit, like you
a cool dude and it's that me other and we on the desktop she so it's kind of like
I'm like you sending me shit
how has your time been here on this campus tell me it could be listen this is
a safe space anything you say here will not leave this won't nobody else will
hear it. This is me and you. Okay. How has your experience been? It's good and bad. Okay. You are my
honest opinion. Honest. I'm gonna be a real ass bitch. I'm gonna be a real ass us us. Yeah, I'm gonna be a real ass bitch. So one, this is new to me because like I said, I'm a
desktop shirt. I'm a homebody. I like sitting at home. I like doing my own. I understand that because that was me and is me still. No cat. And also two, I feel like my energy is a lot
Different it can't be allowed from what I give like anybody that knows my shit
I'm a little wild. I say crazy ass shit. I'm all over the fucking place. No, it's crazy after just meeting you in person
I want to have expected that really person. Yeah, because you know, yeah, that's what people say about me in person
But then they see my clip from desktop and I'm a motherfucker crackhead
No, I love that though because that's what they think about me like this but here it's kind of like you got bitch ass
Okay, can I can I I'm sorry wait? Can I be gonna stop apologizing to me about how I mean everybody you gotta watch
How you speak around sir?
You know how to watch I speak wrong?
I'm sorry, so you got bitch ass niggas coming in my fucking chat talking about something
Oh, what the fuck why you in your room bitch?
I'm in my room because I gotta let my fucking phone charge because that bitch and then I'm lagging this shit bitch
Now the lack is it's okay. It's not that crazy, but it's like bitch
What the fuck you want me to do nigga like you want me to walk outside my shit kind of laggy kind of you know
I need to charge my fucking phone.
I gotta go back in my room
because that's the only place that's kind of not lagging.
And then I'm not getting along with everybody
because you know, motherfuckers is all over the place.
You know, you got this.
Everybody's kind of like, you know,
or you know, some people are, you know,
but it's like, it's, I haven't,
like, like everybody's cool.
Don't get me wrong.
Like it's a blessing.
Like I love, I love the fact that I was picked.
I love the fact that I'm,
and I love the fact that I'm able to learn
how to IRL shape.
I'm not, I don't wanna sit here and make it seem like
I'm just complaining.
Because yeah, I'm complaining,
but that's because I'm a real ass bitch
and I'm not no online ass bitch.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna sit up here and say,
I love this guy, oh my God.
Like I'm not saying I don't love it,
but like, it's pros and cons.
I ain't no line ass bitch.
Do you have a desktop in your room?
Yes, I do.
Does it work?
It does work.
I fucked up the screen a little bit.
The camera.
How the fuck did you fuck up the screen?
I don't know why this fucks.
Like when it's on my face, it's kind of wide as fuck.
I'm Luda, like I usually have people say,
I'm really just to entertain me for my shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Will you do a desktop stream with me before this night ends?
Oh, of course.
Will you play my game with me before the night ends?
Of course I would.
I don't know.
Pet, bring me home.
Take me home.
Make me feel comfortable.
This is what we're gonna do then.
I'm gonna take you home.
I'm gonna go to your dorm, I'm gonna face your camera,
and then we're gonna hop on the motherfucking game.
Thank you.
I haven't given them a single desktop gaming stream.
I think we should hop on again today or if it doesn't happen today before this weekend ends. I want it to happen today though
I mean, I definitely I'm very very appreciative of the whole thing like I wanted to step out of my
Comfort zone. This is why I left my PlayStation at home because I would have came in this bitch
He'd be energies and I kind of would have stayed in the room. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa retaliated
What do you mean by retaliation?
Okay, what I'm best at is being on the game. I'm best at leading my rule. Yeah
What what um, okay, no, I think I should
Ask you some questions. I'm listening like you say you were real ass you were really
Or about you or no more about you
In one sentence tell me why you here as your university
First of all, fuck that. Where you from?
I'm from Chicago.
You from... you like Derrick Rose?
Derrick Rose, yeah.
What the fuck?
Hey, hold on. Don't play.
That's my motherfucking favorite player.
Don't play. Hold on.
I've never been a fucking player ever.
Yeah, when he retired, I posted that shit on my Instagram.
I got these problems just like them.
There used to be some people who broke his knee like fucks of mine, and he's been crying.
Now I inherited his problems, but we gave him up.
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Listen, and what's the reason you're telling me
why you're really here?
Why did you want to be here at St. Louis University?
I wanted to be here because I feel like
I have a lot of potential, potential.
Potential?
Don't laugh, don't laugh.
I am, I, listen.
I am not laughing.
I am.
I feel like I got a lot of potential.
I feel like I got a lot of personality.
And I-
for what I could see.
Listen, the only reason I even turned around,
cause I was like locked in yesterday when we was walking,
my child was like, yo, the girl behind you is funny as fuck.
Oh, they talk!
I was like, wait, who?
And then that's how that conversation with me started.
And you know, a lot of people real quick,
I'm just gonna say this,
a lot of people might not see that shit
because I am not meshing with everyone.
I'm just being honest.
I, you gotta feel like honestly, like on some real shit.
Like you gotta feel that energy from somebody
whereas they don't may not seem fake
or may not have seen scripted.
You gotta really feel that shit.
And you have to stop that for real?
To mesh it.
Like you give them to, yeah, like I'm a desktop streamer.
Like I'm home.
Is there a single stream person here
that you have to help them with?
That I feel like I hate myself and be honest, yeah, angel.
Angel.
Yeah, she's chill, she's like, she don't seem like she gotta
like a character which is completely honest. Oh Angel cracked you. What does she mean by
Angel cracked you by the way? Oh she said she played she played Fortnite so cracked you.
Oh like cracked. Okay. Okay. So what do you think I'm pretty sure I know the answer or
he kind of answered it but what do you think is the biggest strength as a creator? Like
I'm like this and not to be cocky, but I don't see a lot of motherfuckers doing this
The way I
Strength is that I'm gonna say what the fuck I want when I'm streaming and um
That's my thing when I'm streaming and I'm in my comfortability, and I don't feel like I gotta be like
I'm gonna be my fucking self, and I'm gonna cuss a bitch ass nigga out and some niggas don't fuck with that some niggas
Oh, what the fuck are you doing by eating bro? No bitch. I'm not no fuck you're not gonna disrespect
Sometimes you gotta let the devil out sometime. You know say too much
I just let me know are you cursing too much those one time they put a fucking curse meter on my string cuz I cussed too
Damn much there's no such thing as too much cursing you want to twitch or kick
Okay, next question
What do you think is the biggest thing holding you back from being the biggest content creator you could be
You can have all the time in the world to think about that. You don't need to answer right away
You can have a second. I'm right here ready to listen
Think about thoughts you've had throughout the last few months, weeks.
The biggest thing holding me back is...
It could be yourself. It could be...
It would probably be myself. And the reason I say that is because
of the fact that I don't... When I feel like
the energy ain't... I'm gonna kinda like stay
to me. Or I'm kinda gonna just be on my own path.
It's not that easy for me to and you know, I'm not even trying to be an asshole, but a lot of the people that stream
I don't know. Yeah, thanks. I feel like a lot of motherfuckers expect you to know these people when you come in here
And it's like, bro, go do this. Go you should do this nigga. Fuck you. I don't know
I'm not even trying to be an asshole, but it's like fuck like I don't know the niggas
Oh, you know what I'm saying? Oh, but you you gotta understand this you gotta understand it. It's like yeah. Yeah
Look, this is what I would say
Am I getting off track? Okay. I am loving everything come out your fucking mouth right now. So keep going keep going
This is my thing like people
Fuck I just lost
Let me try and get it back. Um
You were saying you were saying people expect you to know everybody around this motherfucker, I don't fucking you don't really know
Like that and then you lost your train of thought but that's okay
Okay, what do you want people to say about you?
I want people to-
Because we can ask, like, they have this thought of you
when they think of you and they brand.
That I fuck with you for being real.
I like the fact that you're real and you're funny.
That's what I want.
I don't want my fucks to see me and just think,
oh, she pretty as hell.
Cause this more to me than my looks.
I think that I'm funny.
And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a, no, I'm not trying to be
a cocky as bitch.
Yes, I understand that I do look nice.
You do understand?
But it's like, it's more to me, you know, it's more to me.
And that's why I kind of am not all in like some of the males faces.
I'm not just running up to it because it's like, I don't want that.
I don't want that.
I didn't come here to leave and be known from being the bitch face.
You have a nigga face.
That's it.
There's no longevity in that.
That's it.
That's like what I the way I even call that.
That's like some McDonald's content.
Like, yes, it's quick.
It's gonna satisfy you.
Boom.
Everybody talking about it.
But when you're not doing that nobody gets a fuck about you. Yeah, that's what you're gonna be known for and that's
Each his own I'm not but that's just not certain people style of content. You did what I'm saying
So here's what I'm gonna do cuz I do have to get to other students and I can I feel like we'll be here talking for hours
I want God I feel like
I feel like that too. I feel like that's my one of some of the realest conversation that I've had
We're gonna do
When you leave this office, you won't go on about your day.
I'm also gonna try my best.
I don't even think there's that many people like you in here.
I am gonna try my best to keep my eyes open
to find like-minded individuals to be cool with you.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
But we all playing the game tonight.
I don't give a fuck.
That got that out.
Where we gonna play the game tonight?
I ain't think that far.
I'ma figure it out though.
I'ma make sure I figure that out.
And one more thing.
I was like you too when I'm I rush to him. I'm like, yo, I don't know these niggas. I don't want to talk to you
I mean, I was
overly
An extrovert on stream on the desktop
But when I went to go make my niggas is kind of like I kind of want to be to myself
But you got to keep putting yourself outside your comfort zone
You're proving that to me
I haven't just stayed in my room. I have tried talking to some of the people that people try to
but it's sometimes it's just snow and also being a girl with some of the guys
it's kind of like it's snow and if I talk to a lot of girls yeah the girls are
sweet but it's you know it's a lot of sweet energy it's a lot of it which is
completely fine but which is completely fine but it's I'm like I'm like I could
talk to them like I could talk to you if I need to talk to you or like you know
some children just quit you but at the same time I'm not I'm not having that
we're not clicking on the way.
And so what's my opinion?
This is what I, not even what I afraid,
cause I knew this would happen.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna tell you.
You're aware, you know what's going on.
I'm aggressive, I'm more, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, you know, I expected this happening.
But yeah, you know, I'm just, I expected it.
I really did.
So I'm not here, I'm not sad.
No, I know you're not sad.
I feel like I definitely stepped out of my comfort zone.
I don't talk to, I am Irish human for crying out loud.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I did what the fuck I needed
to do me coming here and then some, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like, I'm, I'm, I'm doing what the fuck I need.
I don't give a fuck what nobody's saying.
I don't, I do not hear it.
Before you get out of here, what's your ethnicity?
I'm Puerto Rican and black.
Thank you very much.
I'll be seeing you later.
And if it's not on the game,
I'm gonna try to think of a game you can play in.
I'm gonna figure something out.
Make sure we get something going on.
Okay.
And if you need time, take your time.
Say that.
Bad.
It's very, very, very nice to meet you.
It was a great, I ain't gonna lie.
You were really a good guy to meet this whole time.
I appreciate it.
And I appreciate that,
because this was on God,
I didn't have shit to do,
would be just talking.
We would be talking.
I feel that.
I really do.
I feel it.
All right, all right, all right.
Come in.
I'm gonna talk to you later, all right?
I'm gonna talk to you later.
What are you doing out here, man? Long rage?
Chat, pin her, pin her channel in the chat, chat.
Bye, Jay Mommy.
Bye, Jay Mom.
Yeah, you can't answer the, you can't answer to the shit.
She said she don't like niggas and shit.
So what?
She would feel disrespected if you asked,
don't ask her to the Hoco shit.
She would feel disrespected
cause she don't fuck with niggas like.
What more about her than you do?
Where she from?
Where she from, Chicago.
What's her ethnicity?
Puerto Rican and black.
We're listening to my stream.
Sit your ass down.
Voila, I pro.
Oh my god.
Sit your ass down.
What's your favorite game?
Valorant.
Uh, I play ballroom.
You play Call of Duty.
Uh, uh, what's your favorite game right now?
Sing.
Cod.
Warzone, little bro.
I just said Cod, hoe ass nigga.
Warzone.
I said that Cod.
Nigga.
I said it would be Warzone, bro.
Nigga.
I'm better than you, man.
She told me this yesterday outside of this room,
because we're having genuine conversation.
You said that shit because you were fishing for shit.
You're just asking her questions so you can ask her for a-
It's not about us!
Why are you here?
Pretty boy. I can't find a homecoming date.
And that's sad. You want to know why that's sad?
What's the fuck?
You are genetically gifted.
You are a sexy nigga.
And you got no hugs.
There is something wrong with you.
Do you know what I mean? Niggas are my motherfucking chat.
Wish they could look half as good as you, motherfucker.
My chat is full of fucking fat fucks.
You understand what I'm saying?
bitches they got they got mad baby mama they got kids in my chat and they're
shocked what the fuck is your excuse
I'm trying bro. Maybe you're trying a little too hard. I just had a bad time. I had every girl I fucking could bro and I'll say no I'll let you know this
that I even asked AJ and he said no. AJ thought I was trying to use him for Duke Dennis but like what are you saying?
I just want someone to go to homecoming with me. I'm gonna go buy myself.
I got no one, bro.
You're greedy.
You're a thot.
I've seen multiple girls say yes to you.
And then they find out you're a thot.
And they don't want nothing to do with you anymore.
Why are you a thot?
If you're going to be a thot, be a thot in private.
My nigga, you're a thot in front of millions of motherfuckers
if you're confused why you got no bitches.
You a thot?
I'm not a thot.
What is you then, gang?
All I like making friends, all I like making new friends, right?
What's wrong with that?
You asked all your friends to homecoming?
Just the valid ones.
What the fuck?
Why would I have to drop it once again?
That ain't no sense.
Dummy?
Give me one name.
One name, Brayden.
Liv.
What's her username?
Liv.
I.
I mean, I got more than 180.
Oh, no, I don't.
Oh, I talked to Liv in this one.
Oh, you left, you left, you left?
That one.
Oh.
Lil Liv.
Oh.
Gorgeous.
Lil Liv.
What's it called?
Lil Liv?
Yeah, like, have you made some liver?
Yo, I ain't got a lot of...
Yeah.
He's gonna do that?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yup, he's gonna do that, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Oh, I just saw something, actually.
Yeah, I know what's going on, right?
What's this right here?
Maybe what the fuck is this?
What's this right here?
What the fuck is this?
Wait.
Maybe Duke got a cookout?
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Woga, say Woga.
Wait, what is that?
How do I live in Duke, Dennis?
How do I, what was that?
Cookout, wait, wait, wait,
how do I put that video?
What is this?
You back in the room and there's a studio
and you didn't see two street lights!
Oh yeah!
This was in Miami!
I wonder who dudes, that was going on.
Oh, was this her, right here?
Yeah.
This here, I'll take the,
turn the volume up.
Let's hear the dialogue.
Yeah!
Listen, she passed him the food after she done cut it up right here.
He won't even eat salad.
Listen.
Dude's gonna eat greens.
I've seen her here for the last two days.
And I had never seen a smile like this.
That's the bird baby bit of her face for two days straight.
I ain't seen that one smile on her.
That was a smile on her.
Bird chop.
I think he's good. I was with you there.
He didn't even get told.
He didn't even joke with the joke!
He started just giggling in his life for fun!
My Puget!
She's laughing at his thoughts?
This is a high prospect right now.
I've seen a lot of men have you asked her.
To know?
Yeah.
Maybe.
She said, she said maybe.
That's a no.
Every girl that says maybe, means no.
They just don't want to let you down in front of thousands of people and because other niggas ask them and they're on the maybe list too.
You don't want to be on a maybe list.
Well, she's not a...
She's not a say guest boss but her name wrong.
I was there, she didn't say yes.
I was actually there.
So next.
She didn't say no.
Next.
What's the other one?
Why you just keep on retelling me so fast.
Give me like, cause you're not being realistic. Give me a real name. Give me one more name.
Sky Jackson.
I
Think you do do for what your complexion to I ain't gonna lie. She told me she goes. Oh, I'm out of work out right now
I might be off stream, but I could join you in just later. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Sky's not bad
Let me
You matter
Yes, right
And I said I said I'm gonna get a picture of us for the homecoming. Oh, you asked her
Yeah, you didn't ask her the homecoming. Yeah. Yeah, what's she saying?
Like you said yes, but I asked three other girls that she's heard
You're gonna do and a geo also say yes
But then she chased me down trying to fight me because then she
Okay
Sky is a topic right now, so she's on
Uh, yeah, I mean if I'm gonna go with Gio then, uh, that'd be Aura.
I don't think Gio's actually gonna go with you that shit, I'm not gonna lie.
So Skye's your top priority?
Who else?
It seems like you don't really want Skye.
Aw, Aisha.
She's a pro.
I said one, just give, okay, restart.
Give me one girl you want to go to prom with, or to the homecoming with.
I said one just give okay restart give me one girl you want to go to prom with or to the homecoming with
I'll be honest
Lucky Kyle
That's none of the names you just said you just want to eight girls and you added a knife.
Wait, Kyle, what's that?
Another cooking teacher.
Okay.
The cooking teacher.
Kyle, you know.
But she's also saying, she's like, oh, I'm probably not going to be streaming so I can't go in your engines.
But I'll see you there.
It seems like you really like girls that don't want you.
Is that always been a thing in your life?
No.
Why don't I like someone who don't want me?
I don't know.
It's like, I feel like you're a conqueror.
You just want to conquer shit.
And the girls you haven't conquered, you want even more.
That's the vibe I get out of you, gang.
It's in your genetics.
It's just a thought.
So, you said I'm a conqueror?
Why are you smiling off that shit, gang?
Why they got you horny, nigga?
Oh, not yet, dude.
I'm gonna ask you one more motherfucking time
No, I was just saying one name give me one girl you want to take to one the one
All the rest disappear one girl
No
Okay.
Next!
All right.
Oh.
All right.
Uh.
They're nobody left.
Well, I just heard a crash now.
We, uh, Clarence and, and, and.
Wait, is Cynna coming?
We need Clarence and, um, why you f-
They're not farming, guys.
She's a fucking teacher.
Students and teachers can't go.
Like, what?
Wait, are y'all not, like, when I do something like that,
are y'all not thinking the same damn thing?
You're a fucking student.
Why are you asking the teacher?
I already told them that earlier, gang.
We need to still get here promptly.
And Chris, next door and his,
just Chris next door.
Oh, Wabi, oh my God, the clip for Wabi.
Oh my God, oh, we have so much King and Lizzo.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, there's so much.
There's so much.
There's so much we gotta do.
There's so much.
There's so much matchmaking we gotta do.
Sky everything.
Fuck.
You made an extension with Lizzo to retard?
What are you talking about?
King is a super senior, yeah.
He's like 30, yeah.
Braden's like 20.
You feel me?
Okay.
I need Silky to my office.
I need Clarence and Queen to my office.
Can you please go to their chats, please?
I also want Lizzo.
Can you send me the clip of Wabbe?
Talk about Chiara, please.
Somebody please send me that clip
so I can show Chiara, please.
Wabbe.
Coco and Kai.
I need to VALCURATES in my office, with SINNA.
Room number 307, Mill Center.
Basketball.
Lizard is not here, dude.
Silky at practice.
Should we go to the practice?
I need a PA system overly.
Other door!
Bless you.
Come this way, ma'am.
Am I allowed to come in here?
Come in, please.
Damn time.
My goodness.
What's with that inside when you need it?
I've been waiting.
Oh, Pat, you really?
What is your name, ma'am?
Nea.
N-I-A, Nea.
Like, Nea Ball.
Let's do it.
Why do you look stressed, Nia?
I'm so glad you're asking the right questions finally.
Every single time I've seen you on campus
and I decided to ask you,
what's the same reoccurring question I kept asking?
Let me know.
Feed up my desk, fucker.
You're asking me, I'm pretty sure
when his guide is open, like mine.
And then I also asked, where were you placed?
And I say 307 every single time.
Did you ever specify the building?
No.
I spent an hour and 43 minutes looking for you.
I was told it was a line.
I didn't see the line.
I was told it was 301.
Then it was 103.
And then it was 307.
And I was running around the whole place.
Let's not make this about me.
Actually, let's fast forward why this is about you.
What?
see all this yeah it's rough I get it I get it I've been looking for you because
I need some guidance one is how to tell I know that's how you'll reach but I have
to put that out because it matters. But my awesome. Right? Two. Hear me out. Hear me out.
Can I have a leak? Two. Right? Not only is how to tell. There's too much going on out there.
It's too much. That's why you have access to your dorms. So you can calm down
Take it easy and ground yourself throughout the day
But being that I have to agree to disagree that didn't help nothing because that's where I was just at
Here I'm gonna make for three days. Jayden Malay
That's a crack in. Okay. What other issues are you having? I am sorry that I was not
in my office the past two days. I actually was, but not for long periods of time. I've
gotten kidnapped. I've had a gun shoved up my ass. I've been running around the campus
trying to save the world. I didn't even have an office the first day. It's just been a
one second please. This is my session I need this. I finished what I was saying. What else
has been bothering you man? Alright um so I've been late to every single class. Why? Yes why?
Yeah, I was getting into that so I was late to every single class recently right for the past. This is what day three every single day
Being that not only is this place as big as hell
I have no idea where everything is and I just got informed today actually that everything is in this building now that I know
Where's your class? I know where you at? I'm gonna come here a lot more often on top of that
Before you come here a lot more often. I need you to beware I
Go to bed at 5 a.m. Which then I will take a six seven hours sleep after that
I'll take a two-hour nap and then a three-hour breakfast.
Then my hours will open up a little bit from around.
What time is it?
I'm giving it a seven today, six to six-ten.
After six to six-ten, I'll be having a three-hour lunch,
which then I'll reopen around 9.40 to 9.45.
So I don't know how long you're planning on coming here
and how often, but I have specific hours.
Now continue.
You have specific hours?
well, uh, guidance counselor, sir, the, the, the position that you applied for, I
have specific needs. So being that you guys are here, we get to utilize you in
ways that we need. Right. And I actually greatly deeply appreciate that. I do. I'm
going to start there. I appreciate your time. The session is not done actually.
So get comfortable being on top of that. Yeah, I've been late to not only every
single class, I participated in four different classes and clubs that I'm
I'm not even assigned to, because I am trying to make sure that I receive all the information
and the knowledge that I need to learn from my peers.
Have you felt like you hadn't learned anything?
And if so, which, I actually really need this information, which teacher do you think has
taught you the most?
Okay, the teacher that has taught me the most so far, I would have to give it to PooDee.
Because that's the only class I want you on time.
The thug.
Oh, the Gamebanger?
Yeah.
I knew I'd seen him longer than that.
That's literally a gang leader so but so interesting. I'm not surprised, but
Continue what else so probably the only class so far. I did write down some other notes and
His name is I think sushi dragon. Oh, yeah
So you learn more and pooties classed at sushi dragon
Yeah, pooties actually a he's he's he's sporadic with his knowledge. He's very determined
The worst class you've been in the worst class on the one I didn't attend. I wouldn't say worse. I just didn't attend
I told me her name is
Cindy somebody named
Senna Cindy Miss Cindy. I think it's a six class. Yes
Why not you don't want to learn about your body and
All right
And there is a white beauty can't trust a negative white beater
Did the bag just die?
No.
Because your overlays went down, Tim.
There's some stuff in there.
Is that IRL to kill him?
No, we're back.
We're back.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna get scared.
You got half to relate to that.
What?
Yeah.
I'm Coach.
I got all my leaks every day.
Regardless of the facts.
You said, besides missing all your fucking classes, what the fuck else has been troubling you?
My feet.
No seriously.
My freaking feet.
My feet are killing me.
Don't take your motherfucking...
So this actually... no no no no this is actually interesting.
So this one is my pinky toe. This one actually got broken and it was shifted all the way over to the left.
So being that I injured my foot again, this exact same pinky toe, being that I injured that one again for the second time right before I got here.
GET YOUR FEET OFF MY DESK!
So your toes hurt, my toes hurt, I got blisters in my shit, walking around this goddamn motherfuckin' campus,
none of the roads is fucking paved, the dirt is getting all up in my shoes, it's humid as fuck so my socks are getting moisture sweaty,
the niggas around this bitch do not put in deodorant even though every fucking dorm has toned deodorant and lotion on,
the fuck is stink you gotta reapply reapply the deodorant you're starting
your shades at 8 a.m. and even my 5 a.m. my nigga that's almost a 24-hour day put
on fucking deodorant you stink fuck I'm sorry I'm sorry
session okay and you're kind of acting slightly on to it and I'm trying to see
am I getting everything that I'm supposed to receive by coming down
I apologize. So your feet hurt. I recommend you didn't hear everything else. Did you hear everything else?
Was it just the feet thing? Was it just the feet thing? And you missed your classes. You missed your classes and your feet hurt.
I have a solution for that. Okay. Take Lacey's wheelchair.
Okay, he's not out he's not there now your phone
You gotta lift the red shit stupid
I was told to go to the guy in the wheelchair. I guess oh he's gone
I'm gonna blast back in my room. Close the door.
I want drugs.
Oh, drugs are on me.
I like that. I'm right down on the door.
Okay, besides your little un-lap feet being hurt,
and besides, you have a problem finding my...
Not only is yours, everybody's class.
Druler, okay.
Everybody's class.
Druler, okay.
I'm late to everybody's class.
I'm not by choice.
Yes, ma'am.
Please remember it's not my choice.
I actually want to get what I came here for.
This is how I can help you.
I can give you...
So you don't get lost anymore.
I can give you two things.
I'm not with the campus.
I can give you my assistant's number,
and then it's Keem.
He's also a tech guy.
If you ever have Wi-Fi problems,
tech issues,
needing somewhere to go,
Keem, he has been saving the campus. I assigned him this duty since Wednesday, and he's been doing it.
Because I'm only one person. I can't be all over the place. If I'm helping out one student and five other students around campus need help, I can't be there all at once.
And sometimes it's not, if it's a tech issue, Keem could handle it. Why do I need to handle it?
Okay. Hi! Um, by Keem. Can you describe Keem real quick for me?
I was just in debate with King and so with every issue that I had that you actually named being that my portable charger has broke in front of him like I was on the way and it broke not only that I asked him about your whereabouts he had to zero clue.
So, I tried to utilize every resource that you just said that King can do and he's done
none of it.
I can tell you this, he readjusted my tripod.
That's it.
This is a shit.
Shit.
And I don't even use profanity.
This feels new.
This is a shit system.
Okay.
What?
This is...
I did not create the system.
You're part of it.
system. And he threw me in the middle of it to try to fix all the bullshit that he has.
What are you doing? No, put the fucking...
Put the stapler down! Put the stapler down! Put it down! Put it down!
Stop okay! Okay! What do you need?
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Where the fuck did they go? Motherfucker!
She can't hit it.
She can't get it.
It's a fucking string.
Wait! Where are you going?
Is this a little string? She wants to say hi to our favorite strings.
I'm sure you know this real quick.
I know what you're trying to do.
Wait!
We have a meeting with you!
Wait, hold my phone real quick.
All I wanted was some guidance from your ass.
And you act like you couldn't provide that from me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't run away!
Wait, she has a paddle.
She has a paddle.
I have to.
Oh, my God.
If I have to...
Listen to this.
You can literally...
I have your phone. You can trade.
I have your phone.
I have your stream.
I do agree.
Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris! Come here!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't wanna be a shitter.
She would never catch me.
What happened? I just wanted some help.
Hold on, what was help?
I understand it.
He's wanting help too much.
Nothing, nobody helped us not too much.
I actually... oh my god.
your own personal assistant.
Oh, really?
What's your personal assistant?
Yeah, who?
What gender, though?
Male, female, because I'm out of room.
Maybe male, I don't know.
But to get your own personal assistant.
Okay.
I'm gonna need you to...
What the fuck did you do to him?
Um, what I planned on doing to you, but you weren't there.
No, no.
But I'm gonna give you your own personal assistant.
About that personal assistant.
Right?
But she's gonna have to do something for me.
I don't see her doing this.
I want to see you juggle that
I'm not gonna lie.
What? What did you do to her?
I knew nothing. She's a fucking crap kid. She's sick.
Do you really provide her with diamonds or what?
Yeah. Isn't that your job?
Huh.
Hmm.
Okay.
So, uh, you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is the issue today?
Yeah, we heard that we were requested to come here.
Yeah, they said rage some of you guys are in trouble.
Trouble? What? Why? Why are we in trouble?
Right?
I'm just going to do it.
What?
You have been talking to me privately about Sena.
Yes, and I told her I had a meeting with you.
What is your breath about this?
What is your breath about her?
She's here.
No, I think we should get it all out of the way.
I think that's it.
It's a good idea.
I was hoping to talk to you more on wine so that you can talk to me about her.
I think this is an open space.
Are you afraid to talk about things in front of the Senate?
She gets really abusive sometimes.
Can I be honest?
Ray is talking.
I'm talking.
What?
Define abuse.
Okay, okay, listen.
Okay, imagine this.
All right?
First day of this university.
Oh, this nigga's getting hard.
Yo, get the fuck up.
I've seen the same thing that year.
Get up.
I swear to God.
Get up.
Oh, my God.
You're weird.
Get moved.
Fuck away, I fucked that little child.
That's fine.
We just ran, so maybe that's why.
Run?
Yeah, you got hard when you ran.
I swear I felt his little joshie on my leg.
Continue.
Okay, okay, so, you know, I was really tired one day
and then I was really afraid of her, so I was so tired
and so she went to every single dorm,
blasting music, banging on the doors, looking for me
and I told everyone, even my assistant,
don't tell her my room number.
And you know what she did?
Harast my assistant.
Harast everyone.
Looking for me, and then she narrowed down my room.
She found out my room.
Tell them how.
And then she started blasting my Fortnite rap song.
Okay, so it pulled me out, right?
Yeah, what?
You ought to be kidding me.
We should play it.
We should pull it up.
We should pull it up just because I hear this.
It's important to the story.
Eight years ago, it's not important to the story.
I can't really find that it's important for the story,
so I like to pull it up personally.
This is why we're here, by the way.
I'm so, I'm just resentment.
I think this is good evidence.
No, you don't want to watch the reaction, you want to watch the rest of the song.
Oh, here's the song?
Yeah, there's the song.
Okay.
That was it!
No, no, it's... it's... it's... it's the second... second one.
This one?
Yep.
No.
Is this one?
Why is it on the Fortnite right now?
You're in this?
Yes, there's 21 million views, it was a banging video!
Okay, they wrote the lyrics, by the way.
I didn't write this.
Whoa.
It's a long time ago.
No explanation.
What?
I think it's 10 seconds then, because it's Tim the Tackman first.
You haven't memorized? 15 seconds? Are you serious?
Oh my god.
It's another R-R-E-B-R-E flow.
Oh, wait for it.
Oh my god.
You deserve juice.
Like a baby in a car seat, that's right!
Baby in a car seat!
Anyway, so she went blastin' that, right?
And so I went out of my room, I was like,
shut up, turn it up!
I threw it in my cereal boxes!
Did you have a ride with me?
That went in the hallway?
That was my cereal box.
I threw it out of her mist, threw it on the one, mist.
And then she broke into my room.
L.A.
Shut up, Amhar.
But listen.
Yesterday, you had me fight off 30 motherfuckers for making noise and getting into your room.
The whole time you were doing that to fuck you Ray.
May I defend myself sir? Are you serious?
That is hypocritical.
May I defend myself sir?
Defend yourself.
First of all I'd like to say, I feel like me and Ray are sisters.
We don't get to see each other that often.
And you know, as somebody who my class is, so I'm talking, my class is networking.
networking. You know, I felt as though it's my responsibility as the networking
major and teacher to help Valkyrie get out of her comfort zone because she does
get introverted and help her network. Therefore, trying to get her out of her
room. And you see how she wrapped her entire thing word for word? It's because
she knows it's a fucking banger. And I was simply promoting her mixtape.
First of all, I'm not a student. I'm a professor. I don't need her guidance, okay?
Okay? Okay? I don't need you to try to pull me out, okay?
Listen, I need your guidance because it's your job, right? I'm coming to you for this.
She is very much so. Do you think Evacueray is not a grown woman that can handle herself
and do what she wants to do? If she feels like she needs to be more extroverted
and talk to other students, she would do that.
But maybe she knows the amount of time that she needs alone.
A lot of people don't need alone time.
Because maybe she was full of high energy and stuff.
Does anyone need the guidance? She was just telling me how she was going to sit in my class tomorrow.
tomorrow. I'm doing that as a friend because no one shows up to her class. I have a full class in full
seats today and my lesson was amazing. Really? Really? On what presentation? Oh yeah. Sketch is bad, ask for my laptop, so I'm going to use
that. And what are you teaching? Brand elevation beyond strength. Have people been attending your class? Yes, it's been very good so far. She did have a fight in her class.
Okay, there was a fight.
What's the most fun in your class?
I need to know about this.
I struggle with the name Super Baby.
Super.
Super Baby.
No, it's not Super.
Super Baby.
It's Super.
It's a baby.
That motherfucker is an ex-convict.
No, I know.
And then you know what he said to me today?
She was like, hey, you better watch out.
Because I snitched with Dean.
Is he fighting Luna?
Yeah.
Don't go.
I can't do that, I can't spell anyone.
What?
I can't spell anyone.
Well, I thought I could stop, but I didn't.
Okay, Valkyrie needs a bodyguard.
I can't know how.
You need a bodyguard, gay.
You said expel and nobody even looked your way.
I don't know how to command a room.
I'm a workaholic.
See, that's why I'm trying to get more out of her shell, because I want her to experience
university and push yourself. I know you. I know you. I know how you are. She is
very nice. She is a good person.
I was a nice thing actually, I didn't expect that, but it was actually really nice, but I never said
Wait, what do you mean I'm calling that?
Hold on, hold on
Wait, can you keep going cause like I've never heard you say anything nice like that
Oh, let's just stop right there actually, there was a big butt coming
But
You need to know boundaries, you know
If you could be as nice as you want, but you can't be controlling
You can't be
You are a very nice person, but if said person does not want your kindness in a certain area, you can't force it upon them
What's your time the door is locked no one knocked it I felt it jiggle
Rage can I just say?
Yesterday Ray sent me a very deep hole
Ray sent me a very rude text message when I was having a really bad day
Oh, I forgot to say one of my friends was mad at me and yelled at me during the day
I had to listen to fucking Guapo talk about his basketball story for 30 fucking minutes and eat my brownie with whipped cream
And then they ran out and they said we're not making them and then they said they'd make them today
And they said probably not okay, and then I sit there and listen to Malik
Tell me how she almost died seven times and somehow almost made it eight when she was doing splits in front of me
In which I got blamed for it, and I might be getting sued for wait
Can I have a why does everybody that knows how to do a split always have to show people they could do a split every split
Motherfucking well, they always drop and splits like that girl from Love Island that Kenzie bitch. I continue
Loki clock it sure tapped in
Because Kenzie do be doing splits up the right and I see it, but
Okay, at 839 p.m. Mind you, I just needed a friend
I'm walking alone through the campus with a speaker playing sparks my cold play. All right. That's how bad it is
She sends me a text message and as a matter of fact, I didn't even see it
So she comes into my chat during my sad segment and when I or when I called her
I called her because I needed a friend.
She said, Sina, have you checked your phone?
I'm taking my makeup off, and I'm dead ass done for the day.
My door is permanently locked.
Don't even try on God.
What time of the day was this?
8.39 PM.
I was working on my presentation, though.
All right.
8 PM.
I had to work on my presentation.
My dad, the day prior, she was in bed by 3.30.
But I go back up.
2.30 what, AM?
PM.
OK.
She got back up for 30 minutes, came in my room, and went back in her room and bought it.
I couldn't stream yesterday because my um...
My... what's it called? The thing? The tool kit?
The tool kit wasn't working.
The server?
Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! I have a client! I have two actually.
So I couldn't stream yesterday so I joined Cina for her stream all day and remember when
she joined up with you yesterday and she ditched me at the T-Pain class.
Oh, I ditched you.
Yes you did.
I said I'll be here and you left me and you never came back again.
I ditched you did I?
Yes you did.
You ditched me.
Ready?
I'm sure you're about to get kicked.
No, no, no.
Cina, you shouldn't.
No.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
No.
We're hitting.
Can I wish we'd heal first?
Okay, keep that as a mental note.
Mental note, mental note.
I never left until she left me, all right?
She left me to film content and I respect it.
I was like, okay, yeah, you do your thing, you're streaming.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to my room.
Not what you said.
I'm gonna go back to my room.
Not what you said.
Did she say her side?
Yeah, she said her side.
Say your side, no.
No, she didn't say, oh, Senna, you gotta go do this thing.
I'm gonna go back to my room.
In fact, I saw you for two seconds and I said,
Ray, I need to go do this really fast
and come right back,
because we're gonna go to T-Pain's day.
Because we had already tried to go,
we were walking all around
because I was trying to get her to come onto the campus.
Ray said, she's gonna go.
And when she walks away, I said, Ray,
I'm gonna meet you in there, I'm gonna come right back.
She said she's coming back.
Hold on, oh, okay.
And Ray goes, oh, sure, stay not sure,
I'm gonna be in there.
And mind you, I've been two since the fall
and I've been waiting for seven days.
I know her, has to go back to her room.
So I don't even care if I watch her not go.
I watch her not go.
And then I text you to go, hold on.
So then on the last time I was sitting there,
and I text Ray while I'm about to go back,
because I knew I just had a feeling she wasn't in there.
Where are you at?
At T-Pain, what's your ETA?
Saved you a seat.
So I'm thinking I'm a bad friend.
I'm like, oh shit.
Okay, first of all, how long will she go?
Whoa, I can't, I just want to give them.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Silencio!
Y'all problems?
Hey, y'all, sit down!
Wait, read this, this is it for it.
I said coming back, it was bad bit rate.
She said, oh shit, true, I lied.
Oh, whoa, wait.
Double your confession.
But she lied.
But it was laughing, it was funny, it was a lie.
And I said, wait, you aren't there.
And then she said, LMFAO.
And then she didn't even test me anything or sorry,
and then asked me to do a YouTube intro, which I did.
Wait, whoa.
Let me try it.
OK, Simet, you forgot about me until you got to it.
She forgot about me?
Yes, Bonnie was there.
I knew it.
I was watching the stream.
I watched the stream.
I knew it.
She was with Bonnie the whole time
after she came out with you.
And then she got back to her room, skipped the T-Pain,
plus you didn't check T-Pain until after you got to your room.
I didn't check because I saw you leave.
I saw you leave.
He said wait. That's not true.
Sit down! Sit down! Sit down!
REY!
Sit down!
Right!
Okay!
Both of you guys.
You all, y'all okay?
Easy solution.
We need space, right?
Please, sign me in space.
I need break.
No, I didn't mean to, right?
I don't know why I need break so bad.
Please, I don't know why I didn't mean to...
We need more time now.
Please, to really talk to his father,
Listen, listen!
Listen.
It's good to have breaks.
Listen, yours, this your homeworks.
No!
Ray, I need you to write down a list of your boundaries.
Senna, I want you to write down a list of your boundaries too.
Right now?
No, not right now.
You guys have to respect each other's boundaries.
Ray, at the same time, it can't be like, I don't want to ever talk, no, this is your
friend.
Sissathon, come on, you all are locked in.
This is a bad time to tell me that we're doing a season on three in literally right after this and we're gonna stay live for 60 days
How about we make that decision after you guys see each other boundaries and one more thing so Senna
gets a little treat
You guys have to do one content piece together before the day ends
You guys have to have a segment whether and I want you guys to make it take time days been a segment
The most amazing segment ever and you have to come to our teacher
Oh, she's she's hosting. Oh
Oh
You're hosting it no, she's hosting it you're hosting it
I need you guys to film a tiktok. I need you guys to have a segment and I need you to write down your boundaries
I need you to write down your boundaries and you guys
You just got to take a shit
There was like a thing right here my stomach and then I had to like curl up in the fetal position on the bed and try to
Far and it wasn't coming out. Yeah, that's called gas
No, I think it might be a appendicitis or Rosie was saying that he thinks I'm pregnant. What are you guys just?
Yeah, no, it's definitely a baby or gas. So we don't know so either or torsion
Orgin just orgin
The first place I felt it was in my stomach stomach problems is either I'm gonna have a
Do you guys know your homework what it repeats to me? What is what what's the homework all my boundaries?
What's your homework?
I've gotten the boundaries.
Okay, what else?
And then we have to film more together, which is crazy, because I feel like we're reflecting
too much a little bit.
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Because if you're going to write down boundaries and she will respect them, she also has needs
too.
She has her friends.
I mean, she did respect my text message.
She went to my door during her sad music segment and she posted it.
I did not though.
I respected it.
And she didn't call for me.
She just won't be safe.
Wait, and I know you wanted to real bad.
I wanted to be annoying as fuck.
I wanted to be so fucking annoying, but I saw that.
She respected it.
And I got to work on my presentation.
And I appreciate that.
So I guess you're OK.
Can you guys make sure this homework is done?
Because I will be checking in.
But what does that do, dude?
Before I go to fucking sleep tonight.
What?
Yes.
What?
Get.
Get out.
Wait, but.
Get the fuck out.
I got things to do.
Clive, go take a shit.
I do need to get out that's all I don't want you for me nobody I can feel it though. It's like right there. You know what I mean?
Rage
Oh, what was your shit?
Why are you still here? Go to your streamer.
Sorry Joshua.
Who is that? We can't speak.
Where's Yusuf?
Yusuf, I need your help.
I'm just gonna sit you back now.
Close my door behind you, sir.
Can we do some bout the tics?
When we go back to the dorm, I see your guys' messages.
There's nothing I can do.
Chill.
What even is it, you think?
Uh, no clue.
Why y'all pin these reputations on the line there?
What is I doing?
All right, yo, uh, my fellow's though.
Hey, man.
How you doing, partner?
I'm blessed, fam.
Ain't you?
What if we're a class president?
Um, I was.
I'm now, I'm no longer in the lead, no more.
I ain't going to lie, fam.
I don't think he was ever in the lead.
Yeah, I was, I was in the lead at the beginning.
I definitely wasn't in the lead.
You don't think I deserved to be class president, bro?
Look, listen, it's not about what I think.
It's about what the students think.
Max's roommate was for sure in the lead at first.
Max's roommate?
Yeah.
Wardrobe?
Yeah, Wardrobe.
He was never in the lead.
Wardrobe was in the lead.
So we're here now?
I don't know, but I know it's ahead of you.
No, it's not, actually.
Why are you here?
So I ain't got lots of that out here, bruh.
I ain't gonna let you be the one left.
Define left.
Mr. Brighton.
That way.
Yeah, I know my left's about right.
I'm talking about, like, what do you mean by left?
Okay, so basically like, honestly bro,
I stream, I do all this shit, this shit's great.
It's this good energy, I got great energy.
I'm tired of this cameraman, Kyle, bro.
I just want to be me, I want to be my own person.
Turn around real quick, look straight.
Turn around and look straight.
Head down a little bit.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, that's Kai.
I look like him?
From the back, your back shots look like a car.
No cars.
You and Kai got the same back shots.
Am I lying?
Don't this nigga and Kai got the same back shots?
It's the back of you and it's the shot of your back.
It's back shots.
That's no.
You don't fuck with the back shots?
No.
Who think I better back shots?
You or Kai?
Me, of course.
But you're copying his back shots like a car.
I give the best.
Nigga, sit your ass down, Pops.
You said backshots behind all right never mind. Okay, but anyways, I'm just having so
You don't want to be compared to Kai anymore. I don't I don't feel like I act like him
I don't feel like I sound like him. I don't fuck up. Oh
Don't act like him. No, I'm sure you don't you don't look like him. No, you don't look like okay for show for show
You don't look like a but you resemble him from the back
Now pause. How does being compared to Kai make you feel?
It's like I know I got my own identity, bro. Like I'm like like that nigga can't dance. I could dance. Whoa
Can't sing. Yes, sir. Yeah
Hold on. What matter of fact, let me show you up. What you want me to play? I got a speaker right here
What you mean? You got a speaker? What you want me to play? Okay? Um, go to um, what are you two look to your left?
Go type in Jersey Club
What a dirty club right and this is clear. Just whatever whatever sound the first time for something whatever
See? This nigga cock cannot fucking dance. I'ma dance.
I told you I'm from Florida, right?
Come on, that shit. So we know we do this.
Right here, we do that, and then we, then we stay.
Stay. Let's get this.
Take your shoes off.
Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay.
Hey! Hey!
All right.
Huss, huss, huss, huss.
Huss. Huss. Yes.
Excuse me? He can't do that shit. That's not him.
I can't do that shit.
Hold on. You look... I want you to have better hips.
Let's do it.
I want you to have better hips.
Get off here.
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Fuck that. Fuck that.
Let's see.
Yes, yes, yes, that way you from Florida.
You got to know how to stay gay.
Come on, man.
This is the car on my knees.
You're just sticking around, man.
Oh, it's like.
I was like, yeah, I used to stick up.
That's why I try to tell niggas.
Even on a topic.
New York name is really Stowe.
Yeah, it's Stowe.
They're actually Stowe that shit from my dad.
They're like, we've been doing this since like elementary school.
That's what you call it, man.
How old is you again?
My father.
My father, you right?
You still, oh that's all this fuck, you ain't gonna lie.
That's not, oh, cut, I don't believe you.
Look at my, how old are you?
25.
Niggah, you're 25, that's when they started calling me up!
We in the same age bracket, gang, fuck on her.
Fuck.
Right, right, right, but what should I do
in order to stand out a little bit more?
Cause I feel like I know what to do, but I just-
You know what's crazy?
You are, like, just out this first and the rest is.
You're not just hanging in this fuck.
Appreciate that.
And you got a personality.
Thank you, thank you.
You look like Ty's overshadowing all of that shit.
So, what do I do?
I look, I, oh, give me a minute.
You need a makeover.
I was gonna say, you need a moment.
What?
A makeover?
Come on, here, I'll hand you over.
I have waves, bro.
No, that's your stuff, really.
Don't worry, nigga.
My shit's your stuff.
What the fuck are you talking about right now?
Yeah, fresh cuts, look.
Yeah, I have waves, man.
Look at that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have waves.
Look at me, look at me.
Would you cut it?
Yeah.
And Shimmer, you, you'll cut it today.
Today?
If I got the barber to cut your hair on the screen,
you cut it.
I gotta prep for the waves, dude,
cause they still here.
Like, I got them like this,
but anytime I like wash, brush, they come back.
Do you want to be compared to Ky or not?
I know.
Make your decision.
cut your hair today, with me, on stream,
or get the fuck out of my office.
Either way, you're getting the fuck out of my office.
But, one comes with a solution,
two comes with you staying here, there's no solution.
As long as you get the cut, I'll do it.
You will let me cut your hair.
I trust you.
I would trust me too.
Let's do it.
Today.
Let's do it.
We probably do it here later. We'll probably do it somewhere or outside. We'll figure it out
Hey, my child be caught up with your chat
Hey, hey, I'm a tap back in which I'm Broward to
You talk like you from my you talk about our everybody say that shit you talk like you from Broward
Universal I communicate with no
No, I got straight Cubans.
I got more like connects like you hate you so you
Meet me back with me back with you right here, right? Yes. Yes. Yes, sir. All right. Yeah, we just cut him out here at the talent show
Yeah, I'm performing
Wait, there is a talent show today. Yeah, that's that all nine nine nine. Okay, so
So who's part of that? Anybody who wants to be? Or you have to sign up for it?
I think you were supposed to do it pre-selected. So you were supposed to sign up for it before we died.
Okay, so here's the thing. It made me choose between that or a spelling bee?
So you're going to be a spelling bee?
I chose talent show just so I could do my profile because it wouldn't let me do my profile without choosing that.
Okay, that makes sense. Alright, so um...
I don't want to do no... I don't have a talent to show niggas right now.
That's where that's where that's where I had my chair bounce. I would have showed the chair
We can find a chair make that motherfucker bounce we could do that, but yeah, why not laugh? Yeah, life is my talent
Hey, you have a good one cut my hair later chat one back to the waves
I don't actually think it's the cable but I'm gonna swap it just to get everybody to
shut up when we go back to the room yes yo it's like chat we're looking at it
hold on I'm looking is it back I need a pen my pen go I gotta close my office so
people know it's closed and I'm gonna come back in it after I eat I had my pen
right? Uh, cause I was riding earlier. Yeah, right there, right there. Is this? Um, I'm
I'm right closed for lunch.
Oh, it froze again.
Why'd I say ew?
It probably froze again.
Oh, there's a door!
Yo!
I
Might be the issue are you talking like that?
Why the fuck are you talking like that?
What the fuck is that?
Thank you for the 25 get-this-go so solid.
Hey baby.
What the fuck is that?
Um, um...
Okay, stop playing with me. Why are you out here again?
I was about to go to lunch.
As you can see, I was right in my clothes for lunchtime.
So, um, we want to just get your opinion before we air it to the public.
Okay, I...
Don't take me down.
And he's taking me to...
Take it slow, take it slow.
And he's taking me to hell, though.
Me and Jason, we decided to go together.
We're going together.
We want to know what you think before we tell the public.
I think that's fucking hot.
Yeah, that's shit.
It's so dope. I feel like you're excited to us.
Can I bring my phone?
Yes, bitch.
We should just, yes, bitch.
They just fucking do it, fuck it.
I wanna fuck.
Put your hand on his lap.
I'm just not real it is.
We just, put your hand on his lap.
We just really just trying to like,
Jason, put your hand on his lap.
Can we stand up and do it?
No, you can sit down.
Put your hand on his lap.
Move your hand up.
I wanna see if y'all for real.
I'm just letting y'all.
We're real.
Pull me.
He's real.
It's real.
What the fuck
What the fuck are you doing? Is it real or is it not?
It's real. It's real bitch.
Now sit your ass down and let him touch your, touch your, touch your thumb.
Real bitch.
Put your head on his lap.
It's real.
Put it on his lap, dumb.
Hi, you.
Why are you calling attention?
No, no, we should play a game.
What the fuck are you doing?
Come on, man, come on.
Okay.
If y'all keep playing with me...
No, we should play a game.
Can we play a game where it's like...
Twister.
No, it's the game where it's like, oh, you start at the knee,
And then you say chicken once, you know, that's too high can I be the tester?
Oh, just go to it. Okay
I'm black so put your hand here
Put your hand here put your hand can we can we talk slow real quick?
Can we ask you our fucking question before we get into games? No, no, I gotta see if this is real
It's real!
You can prove it to me, motherfucker!
Well, counselor, put your hand on his knee!
Can we just get killed?
Put your hand on his knee!
Can we just get killed?
Put it on his knee!
Can we just get killed?
Put it on his knee!
Can we just get you caught?
Touch him!
No, he's just me!
Jason, call a county!
Touch him!
Is it really you?
You should've been doing that.
You're the guy's and counselor.
Touch his motherfucker's daughter right now.
What the fuck?
Touch his daughter.
Okay.
And you touch his at the same time.
What the fuck?
And the whole time you're talking to me,
y'all are gonna be like this.
Do not move.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck, man?
What is your problem?
What's your issue?
So I'm just trying to like go to, I be having problems with this baby mama.
Yeah, he get into my baby mama a lot.
Yeah.
It was drama.
It was baby mama drama.
He was raising.
Mother fucker, you really touching my fucking knee.
But um, so.
Did your baby exist while you're like that?
She transitioned you or something?
It's just like I just feel like with Jason. I just never had dick before
You know Jason they got a lot of it
So it's like I get it he's bought in the ass was like two inches. So it's like I get it's like I understand
What's going on and I accept it and I'm not getting that much of it. Oh, so okay, so
Jason is enough. No, it's enough. It's not enough. He asked me to homecoming
So, you asked him to homecoming?
Yes, we're trying to figure out how should we come out to the group.
This to the school or the group?
Hello?
The school.
How should we come out to the school?
This is what you do.
I'm going to take my phone and you guys are going to make a TikTok.
You're going to announce a TikTok in your relationship.
What?
Yes. So, pull out your phones, pull out your fucking phones, and film this motherfuckin' tape-tape.
Why the fuck did you get your degree, bitch?
I do not want to show everybody your-
You get your phone out.
Get your phone out, Doug.
With the algorithm I posted.
Doug, get your phone out!
With the algorithm.
Find a sound with the couples!
All the gay niggas in my tap, follow the stream.
Follow the stream.
Make sure you follow Jason and Doug too. We need more gay love out here. I actually love this
I just love straight shit going around school. It's kind of pissing me off. It's getting boring, you should know your search
You're good with it. Tell them a sound to you. Some love shit
Or maybe you should go to that max out when you're talking and you're dancing in the background
You know the sound where it's like close your eyes
and open them. You say fast food restaurants and if I open my eyes, then we fuck.
You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
Where you want to do it at? You want to prop the foam right here?
Yeah!
Let's set it up.
Wait, what? That's a real sit-down?
Yeah, it's a basic...
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
I
Don't want to be gay anymore
The fuck yeah
Can you go back into your office? Oh, of course
Let's go.
Yeah.
What the fuck's going on?
Yo, you just touched my ass!
Yo, you see that?
Yo, oh my god!
No, no, get the fuck out of my office.
Get the fuck out. You didn't pitch my booty hole.
Huh?
You sexually assaulted a fucking teacher.
I
Switch to Jason's engine for the time being
Yeah, I was too late.
I was too late.
Is that what's happening to you two?
No, it's just happening.
Yeah, that's what's happening to me.
What's that, like the tics?
Yeah, that's what's happening to me.
That's what's happening to me the whole day game.
Bro.
Is this the first time it happened to you?
No, it happened like...
Probably five months ago, six months ago?
No, no, I mean...
I mean...
five months, six months ago?
No, no, I mean, I'm gonna, I'll ask him to you.
Oh, yeah?
I'll say so.
Bro, it might be, it, that just might be
the conditions we're in, fucking up the ports,
so I don't fucking know, okay?
No way.
It's coming back.
Yeah, yeah.
Switch, switch engines.
We're looking at legs.
We're good on this one.
Who the fuck is your professional?
I shot this to Jason's, bro.
I think Geo swapped him back.
Swap this to Jason's, please.
Swap it to Jason's.
Ah.
What do you even do?
Swab at Jason's.
Okay, Mike, okay.
I'm gonna crash, I'm gonna crash.
I'm trying not to crash now.
I'm trying to, I got signed out.
All right, Jason.
Where are your shit?
I beg, ready?
Can I run to the bathroom?
Oh.
Do you have time?
Yeah.
Do you have keys?
Yeah, it's okay.
You don't know what to take the problem.
Come down.
Yeah.
You can't be pussy
No, no, you can't be pussy give me some names get ass don't be pussy. I have no names of course you don't bro
She knows context give me names gang fucking names. I have no name then how am I gonna help you?
I'm trying to go with someone and not get farmed with them
Oh
Every time I go with someone oh, oh this that I mean last time you know it's in it was a problem
Would you go to the farm?
Let's not do that. I don't want to do any that cuz you know, that's a very dark path
What's a girl chat? I want to go with someone where it's fun and it's good vibes and I'm gonna get shit
So it had to be a girl with like, it just gives like, homie vibes, like, tomboy personality
I think that's a cool shit.
You have a race preference, A-Hick?
Well, no, A-Hick.
Okay.
Should it be a...
I don't know if she's going to say yes, but she's a teacher as well.
I think she's going to say yes as well.
I don't, I don't think students can go to teachers though.
What?
Hit bully?
Or...
What was that?
Uh, they're saying, they're saying Tatum, Suki...
Valkyrie?
Is that crazy?
I mean...
So, okay, okay.
Y'all are the same lunches as us, right?
Lunch.
Yes.
Cafeteria.
Yeah, I'm a lunchealer right now.
Is that for all the teachers?
Is it having it right now?
Lunch, dinner, yes.
We're all, yes.
Okay.
Do you want to ask somebody?
Yeah, can you help me make a poster real quick?
Do we have a poster or do we want to do paper?
Paper.
Okay.
Do you have a line you want to use?
I could use my classic one that I used from high school,
but then my best friend took my girl.
You don't know about that one?
Oh, so basically when I was in high school,
homecoming, like real life homecoming, okay?
It was my first ever homecoming.
I had a crush and my best friend knew the whole town.
So they gave me a poster and a poster.
And I said, and I made it.
It was like glittery and everything.
I made it with him, my best friend.
His name was Louise.
And the poster said, you drive me in local, local.
If you say yes to Hoco, then she'll use some litine and shit.
And then basically she said yes when I did the poster.
I kept it here.
I'm so happy then.
She took me to the bathroom afterwards and said no.
Sorry, I'm gonna watch your best friend.
And my best friend holds on.
So yeah.
I mean, I can run it back though.
And maybe this time I can get it successful.
Rage gonna recreate it?
I ain't gonna lie, man, I got a bunch of them.
Okay, I...
Were you mad at the girl or your friend?
Um, I was mad at myself, girl,
for being a fucking loser.
Yeah, my friend Sean,
He helped him set up a whole poster
to ask the girl out to homecoming.
I didn't hear from him the whole next day.
And then, because we lived in St. Edward across the street,
where I went to go bring my garbage can inside.
At night, I saw the poster we made in the trash.
And I could only tell how that went.
But, this is the future.
This is the new Jason O'Neill.
And I feel like if you make that poster,
it's not a poster, it'll fucking work.
This is a little rips.
Let's get you a nice new sleeve of paper.
Thank you.
And that's right, we're gonna write, shall we?
I am.
Wait, shall I ask the...
When we go to the lunch room, we will scout.
I want it to be your handwriting
because it's gonna be authentic.
Okay.
That's how you will drive me home.
You need another picture?
No, I haven't seen it.
Can you pull it up?
Yep.
Jason, we...
You make me own poco loco own poquito keto loco looking what the fuck Vietnam
rare
picture you drive me oh my god he was like eight years old that's a real fuck
you think it's real bro it's a real story I called the best friend at the
time not too long ago and what he apologized to me did you prep him
for the stream. I haven't talked to him in years. And I was like, you know what,
very matter-of-fucking-content, he's doing a quick call. He picked up, he's like,
yeah, bro, I wasn't thinking. Was he Mexican? Yeah. That's how he was doing the
accent just now. Yeah, something, yeah. Mexican nigga took your bitch.
Go ahead. Recreate it. You? The local gotta be like that, too.
I have never seen a nigga start making a wide up.
You started with the line going up.
Yes.
That's some form of autism.
Fuck, bro. I just feel like a lettering's a bit off.
But what do you think? Should I restart?
No, it's good. Go ahead.
Wait, why do you...
Wait, do you... Are you writing like this on purpose?
What do you mean?
Is that your handwriting?
Yes, bro.
What are you talking about?
Yo, bro...
Why are you calling me a drooler?
Did you repeat the voice line like, go to it, like, wait, hold on.
Um...
You'll drive me un poco loco if you say yes to oco.
Uh, maybe put a heart here or something?
Make it cute?
Explanation mark.
Thank you for the five, get this debo.
Appreciate all the follow-ups to the stream.
What is that?
Explanation mark.
This is made a little thick.
Come on bro, they'll be up.
It's fire.
Okay.
So, that's how we're going to the cafeteria.
Wash the magic at work.
You can't actually help me?
Yes.
Okay.
We're going to scout.
We have to look for people that, you know.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Are you actually down?
Deadass down, bro.
You're pulling my dick.
I'm not pulling your dick.
I have nobody for tomorrow.
Like that, I was deadass going to go with Doug.
And if I don't if they should go do you want to do this right now?
Or do you want to listen 20 in 10 minutes because I have a camera, man?
Oh, we can do it in 10 minutes. Okay, but I can't mention you about other things
Huh can't mention you about?
It's time for my lunch. It's my two-hour lunch. So what so what are we gonna do for 10 minutes?
You could
Eats you could go to cafeteria. I see eat food and then when you're ready, so where's your stream gonna be? Oh
Justin fucking time, man
Did you I gap get bigger that's crazy from you
I'm not gonna lie. You've grown, you've grown chop over the years. Like, genuinely, you've grown, you've grown chop over the years.
Nah, no one's putting black bars over my eyes.
Jack, who more chops?
Who, who more chops?
Twins?
You can't.
I can't.
No, you dead ass used to be sexy.
Like you used to be some type of sex symbol.
Remember that beach picture where you're on your side
and it was like, oh, hard eyes,
raise your little key, sexy as hell.
And I came in the picture and I was like,
oh, shit, we love you got the same eye gap.
And then now everybody call us twins.
And I know you hate that shit, bro.
I know you hate that shit.
What is wrong?
Yo, Adam, what the fuck is wrong with your streamer?
Is he a psychopath, my nigga?
I'm reading your mind, I can't read your fucking mind.
Is that not fucked up that, okay, let's say that is true.
Let's say there was, on some crunches,
there was an aura meter I had that was at 100.
You don't feel fucked up that you dropped it to like a 50?
Bro, I don't have-
40?
If that weren't true.
Nah, I don't feel fucked up because I don't have
this thing called aura, bro.
That shit made by aliens.
All right, that shit corny, bro.
You know, all this corny, all that shit is corny.
All right, yeah.
I'm gonna just make people, I'm gonna just make them happy.
Do you have a sticky substance on your heels?
I need a tape or something, so I can put it on,
outside my fucking door again.
Office hours are fucking closed.
Cope?
Yo, in your chat, keep spinning hard eyes, bro.
Wait, why?
Rage hit him in the dick.
The fuck?
What the fuck?
They took me and hit you in the dick, nigga!
Isn't race 32 wait how old y'all niggas think I actually am bro cuz all that fucking
Yo, it's switched at the wrong time. I hit you in the dick. It is fucking switch
Switching yeah, bro. Yo, who's fucking switching me game
They're proud it's fucking up I don't understand who's fucking switch me don't make no sense. Why'd you just switch me?
Oh, man.
Somebody-
I ain't asking you a fucking switch, Monica!
Aw, shit's me all.
Aw, shit.
Greg.
I just saw Robbie.
Alright, no fucking answer, girl.
Oh, my God.
He's got that on camera.
I'm cut.
Wait, where's my, uh, my thing?
Oh, I put it in my bag.
All righty.
Are you ready?
You're nervous.
I think it's nervous.
I haven't done this since high school, bro.
I haven't done this since...
Oh, you like that?
Yo, this is...
Why did you have no reaction, bro?
It's not that hard.
It's like basketball.
You don't play basketball, motherfucker.
All right, is there anything I could stick this...
Uh, just put it on it.
I put it on the floor, Jack.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's your name?
I was working on something.
I'll go check.
You awake?
No, I'm Google.
Oh, OK.
Come on.
I am here.
Sorry for coming in the middle of the day.
I have something to tell you that.
Are you going on lunch break?
That's at the end?
Yeah.
Damn.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate you talking to them.
Yeah, it's how they work.
They like to do this.
Yeah, just put it on the ground, bro.
Just flat on the ground.
The AC is blowing in.
Jason?
Yeah.
You don't have to say it, man.
Or...
Fuck that.
Oh.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
What the fuck are you doing?
It's closed.
Get to the cafeteria.
It's time to get down.
Guys, it's time.
It's time.
Yeah, the season is a lot better.
No, you put the sign up when you register.
Oh, I mean, I put the form on me.
My office was just open for mad hours.
What the fuck did you start?
Yeah, exactly.
What did you start?
I mean, they just had me in the office.
Okay, I'm about to go on my
Four-hour lunch. I will drop it to a 20 minute lunch for you and I'll go back and finish my lunch
But yeah, I gotta eat lunch
Dog shit, but I will be back here shortly, okay?
My office is next door
real seven sir no I'm just asking just in case I have to run what's your name
sir what's your stream name what's your stream name
life of proto okay proto what's your Instagram proto what I need you your
Instagram games will get flooded. Have your notifications on sir.
Chat remember his name.
I'm literally in a segment right now. I can't stop the second. Okay, I have to go to the cafeteria and then I am coming back here
You will talk. You will talk. Food is ready so you should get some food right now.
Sorry. Food is ready, right? I don't know. Wait, is it full time?
I believe it. Full time?
Yeah.
Okay. I actually overly have to speak to her.
Okay. Well, we were dead at the door. I'm not gonna tell her.
Because she started to choose like, oh, you want to go on her the whole time?
I would have
You
I'm gonna put a good word into you.
No, yo, no.
Because Niggas was saying, Niggas was saying,
Niggas came to my chest, blooded my chest.
I'm like, what happened?
But nobody came to me, Clint.
So that's, that's what they were saying.
Oh, oh yeah, there's another guy like Jair.
But like, that was it.
Like he was about office and you were like,
I want to see Jair, please.
I'm gonna give her the option though.
Okay, I'll play your clip in his clip. She's not to make a decision
Hey, why don't I'm coming like at 3 p.m. In the mall. You're lying. You're lying. It's just that
You came west coast
That's gotta be cat. It's that he's closed out one p.m. The mall, bro
What? Homecoming at 1 p.m. tomorrow?
Maybe the game.
Show me, show me, show me.
Maybe the game.
It's not a homecoming game, bro.
Homecoming Athletics Center lot.
1 p.m.
What about the basketball game?
What's happening later?
The basketball game is the last day.
What's happening later tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Yeah, what's happening at night tomorrow?
We're doing the same.
The alumni maybe?
Oh, alumni.
Why would an alumni be in the same day?
I think that I could...
Hey, I don't know shit. I don't know shit.
The D right there.
That's a game, dumbass?
Oh, what's with your fucking underwear, bro?
That's for D.
I need some paint.
Oh, come on.
Get in here.
Look, he didn't stop booty-ass.
That butt's so fat.
It's fat.
I heard that motherfucker squeak it.
I heard your booty hairs untangling.
What do you want?
Babies.
Who you taking a hoco?
You.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't you touch him.
I wanted to be first.
Don't you touch him.
I wanted to be first dad.
Yeah.
Nice time, Jason.
I wish you good times.
Good, nice time.
Okay, man.
When did you gain aura?
How did this happen?
What do you mean?
Like us, like, actually, like us now.
You're like, no, not us.
Like, okay.
I didn't say us.
I said like us, like us.
Oh, us.
Yeah, like us.
Every time I see dude, he's talking, you know
No, I'm listening
What's up, man?
Hey, man.
I'm going to talk to you, man, because I don't like the way
I feel like you lying.
What's going on, rager?
Man, I'm about to go eat some food, man.
Oh, yeah?
Me too.
I'm going to go in there, too.
Hey, dude, what's the worst tip of the day?
Hey, get the fuck out of my face.
Why are you telling me to say that?
Why are you whispering?
I thought that was your man.
So he told me to say that, because I feel like, you know,
I'm trying to get the line right.
He did not tell him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He didn't tell me that.
I told him that show was silent for a while.
Oh my God, I got that.
I got that.
That's a different coin.
It's 2026, though.
If you would have said something like that, oh, never mind.
They wouldn't have even flown in like 2023.
Yeah.
This shit just never happened.
You kill me now.
Yo, you're a fucking loser, man.
I really got sent out.
Yo, you're a loser, bro.
Yo, Jesse, you're a loser, man.
You're a shit, man.
That's never been fucking weird.
Canell, I'm still working on it.
I'm still working on it.
I actually just bought some.
It's going good.
Good, sir.
I am scared for my life.
You're gonna try to kidnap me.
What is it?
That's not good.
I love your music taste, by the way.
That's it. Trash.
I watched back your bod from that earlier.
I'm sorry. I know you can't really talk.
But I saw you got kicked out because you actually like it.
And I felt like that.
When you went back to the bod, did you see the afterepointer?
I didn't play the whole song when you were in the room.
No, but it's the answer.
The points are actually fuck with.
Well, yeah, when it wasn't the squeakiness.
Yeah, because I don't understand that.
Yeah.
How are you?
You're welcome.
Uh, okay.
I can show you something another time.
That's not...
Yeah!
I have to come back to you anyways for a moment.
I'll be back.
I dropped my nuggets
I'm losing my nuggets
Oh my goodness! Hey, hey, we're matching
What's up?
We're matching, yeah, but you have a pencil and you know
My name is Jeffrey, Jeffrey, what's your name?
Joshua
You gotta write Joshua, how are you gonna write that?
What if you forget your name?
I, I, I'm gonna pick up
Is that, is that something wrong with that?
You look like a Joshua
Jim and Joshua
Do you guys look like a Joshua?
You really do!
Why?
People don't agree.
Your name is not a Joshua.
People don't agree.
They don't?
You nod to me?
No.
Friends don't lie!
Not Joshua!
Get over here!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
I didn't lie!
My name is Joshua.
Is that a paddle?
Yes, it's a paddle.
I'm a spanky.
You keep coming after me.
Please don't do that.
I'm a spanky.
No!
Pick it up!
Please stop!
Pick it up!
I'm in a motherfuckin' fever drink.
I didn't have them for three days.
It's just not real.
There's a cat in the hat. Here, day one.
Big one.
Hey, you hungry?
I just lost my appetite, can't hear a lot.
What's up boss man?
What's up, man?
How you feeling?
We just coming.
I said, what's up boss man?
I'll just say wabbe, he's my father.
Yeah, I'm chilling.
No, no, no, why you get a paddle?
I got a spank, sometimes.
He's a freaking A.
Sometimes.
He's a little like this.
I don't even want to eat him.
Listen, everybody is looking for the guidance.
Everybody is so sad.
But he's the guy that's...
I see. I'm cool. I can't keep ground.
I just lost my appetite.
Have Mosey meet him?
What the fuck?
Is that the chalk?
Yeah.
Does that rub it in?
Clean this.
Wipe it off me please.
Oh that's just coke.
Wipe it please.
That's just coke.
Chase on.
I'm not even 100 bro.
I'm dead ass locked in.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
We're scouting right now.
We're just scouting.
I don't know.
Wait, can you stand next to King, just for two seconds?
Huh?
Before we start?
Next to who?
King.
Why?
Just a second.
Where's he at?
Right over there.
What the fuck?
Yo, King!
What's going on?
What's going on, man?
You can't call me King.
I'm on the stage, man.
You know, we're just going over the little situation.
I'm still back.
See you around the last,
I feel like you might be the only nigga in this building I can handle over.
I don't care.
I don't think I'm ever gonna get a nigga like you here and try to get a nigga over that.
I'll take it to the morning back.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not listening.
You're telling the story for no reason.
I'm not listening.
You're following me?
Yeah, I'm making a call.
Wait, you know her?
I don't know her.
Yeah, I'm not.
I love this guy.
He's pretty nice, man.
Oh, he's not.
What do you mean?
I just know it. I'm just going to get it.
Why? Why? Why do you say these things?
Why do you think that?
I thought that maybe I was crazy, but maybe everything I said was wrong.
Did something happen since you got in the office?
I just seen him and I was really, really not impressed.
I think he's not impressed.
I have to get on the phone and fake anybody.
I know he ain't really on the phone.
Oh, dad.
I'm just gonna get this.
Listen, listen.
I was waiting for a walk.
Listen.
Damn, Suki did it.
Suki did it.
Oh.
Oh, really, Jordy?
No, no, no, no, no.
Really?
I really like that.
Oh, I remember when I was a surfer.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
It wasn't like that.
Oh, really?
You dead ass?
I like that.
You make me like this.
Wait, what?
What about Suki?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
I'm not a fan of this one, I'm a big fan of this one.
If you don't like it, get a question I'm not gonna repeat.
He didn't want to repeat.
You try to troll or you don't believe it.
This was a good troll.
You bear my name, please.
What?
He added bear my name because it's all about your interests as they say.
And you need to know how to tell what's on your mind.
They talk about the truth behind it.
I know I've been saying this a lot, but I don't know if it's this, this, this, this.
Man, I will not beat yourself up if you are a beautiful, real, real thing.
Ain't no nigga to tear you down, alright?
Go ahead and eat some food.
Oh, hello!
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I'm looking for your list, and guess what?
What?
She played all the stuff she did!
Did you ask her?
Yeah.
I got this.
Oh, thank you.
What's that?
Yeah, she's like,
and we're going into the fucking garbage.
Hold on.
I'm just doing a bad act like that right now.
I will see you very soon.
Okay, see ya!
Fuck, she said fucking it after anyway.
Hey, duck!
Alright, take it!
You said it was cool.
You said it was killer.
What happened to her?
They want some gay shit!
They want some old B-gay shit!
Yeah, they want some old B-gay shit!
Yeah, man, I got this shit. I get to mess this shit on her.
I don't approve of this message.
I got to go. Move. Move.
What the fuck with it?
What the fuck? Wait, you said on hand?
Well, you weren't with me on how to make a play, but there was no one here like...
And he said yes to. I knew he wasn't going to say no.
So you actually go with him?
You had to go with him. You got to, now.
Alright, now you got to take a picture.
Oh God, let me take your picture.
What's the game? Tomorrow?
Wait, what time? At four?
What time is the like dancing?
Like nine times, like seven or eight? I'll be right back.
Who's the certified? I need to know the certified.
Liam, Max, Clarence, probably, uh, Kim, and Larry.
You know who you got on the gas?
I did it, bro.
No, you're a motherfucker, man.
You a busy-fuckin'-trucker.
You should hold me.
I'm tired, bro.
You gotta see through.
You gotta walk with your hands.
Everything.
What is that?
I'm supposed to be on the gas.
You gonna stay?
I see you all day.
How do you know you got your brother in another way?
I did good. My love
I found it
You gonna hook him no more?
Yeah
You doing this?
Um, um
Do you see that suit?
I see that suit
What about you? You gonna hook him no more?
Oh man, I did over style
So like, yeah I mean I might over see her
That's not how my shop roll with that mother fucker
I'd like to make sure he's good and stuff like that
I'm sure the baby, I don't know
I mean, you're like, really been messing with it, I was like, had your phone with you, you know.
I don't know, it's all niggas.
It's all niggas.
I mean, you're that one.
You're that one.
You're guiding her and stuff.
I think I'm just shabbering on that.
I'm gonna shoot.
Okay.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good.
You're chillin'?
I'm good.
Were you in trauma?
I wasn't in trauma, I was dragging it.
What was the problem?
Well, I talked to my ex 20 seconds
and then I walked past it and I checked my comments.
And I was like, what the hell?
I was like, what the fuck?
I had a friend and I was like, I don't even know who that is.
And then I went back to watch it up and now it's over.
That was great.
Let's just say, you will apologize in the first session.
No.
Great.
Oh wait, really?
Absolutely.
You will?
Last time when it paired up, I was like...
You know?
I feel like it's one big mistake.
I agree.
He said the same thing in my office today.
He said in person when he sees it, he will apologize.
Oh, really?
Whatever has been going on.
Okay, that's what he said.
Okay, thank you.
I'm going to go have mine.
Yeah, I'm going to go have mine.
Okay, thank you.
I'm going to go have mine.
I'm a go have my
I can't be holding this paddle while I
I might give it to a
student
Who's that supposed to be my petal?
Like, Orniskie.
Tiana.
We got the name!
I'm good!
Wabi!
I don't know the bro you tell me
somebody you give me what somebody come on
no game
I need you hold this and not let go you lose this paddle this is going so far
of your ass when I find it I'm gonna take it out I'm gonna put it back in I'm
gonna take it out there's not enough blood on it I'm gonna put it back in so
There is nothing okay. Thank you. I'm gonna go eat
When I get my foodie to drop the pot of one me
I have to go to your classmate in your face.
Yeah, I was in my office all day and he didn't show up.
Where's the actress?
307, we're all the classmates there.
Mills.
Get you a plate Colton
then we can just do 100, right?
I'm scared.
I'm broken. I didn't want to admit it.
You're broke?
I didn't know how to admit it.
No, you're not broke. You're in between blessings.
Okay? You're never broke, okay?
You should always run your blood, okay?
But that's the reason...
First of all, that was beautiful.
Generally, I love that.
I appreciate you.
Let me have some of that please, some rice, and both of those as well please.
I swear.
One please.
Okay, what is this exactly?
This is chicken and dumplings.
Whoa, I need that.
I have but not.
It looks a little different, but it looks good at the same time.
It's very good. This is one of the things we wait for him to cook.
Oh, yeah.
Give it a good cook.
It's like chicken and dumplings.
Why do you look at a craze like that?
You look crazy.
I promise you, Shay, I'll hold up and say a little smile.
You want some?
What?
I don't want to wait for you.
Come here. It's not looking good to you.
Ah, you got that.
I don't know.
So this is us.
Hey, Sylvie.
I got a small piece of the dinner.
Huh?
Hey.
No one.
What is that?
I'm sorry for this.
I was asked, but they're a test team, and she's excited.
I say, they don't have to look like they're beyond it, but it's fine.
They don't have to look like they're beyond it, but it's fine.
We'll give it a try. Thank you.
Oh, yes.
You said you were old.
Jack, tenders or a chicken bacon ranch case of Dio?
Yeah.
Let me get a case of Dio.
Yeah, you don't get a chicken tender.
Oh, yes.
I don't know how we fit in this, but we doing it. Let's put it down at the table and come back for drinks and shit. Yeah
Yes
I
Just lied to you. I just wanted to make you feel good. I don't really listen too much, but
No
Would you ever listen to music yes, but I put something on your head. Yes
What is that?
It's the sound. It's part of the re-culture.
Thank you. It looks so like...
If Raver's seen me, they'll know it like I know Bob.
You know Bob?
I've heard a lot of people listen to the music that I like.
You got sprouted.
Do you want another one?
Yes.
Wait, you guys have candy?
Yeah, I'm giving one to Ty. I gave one to Jason.
Ooh.
You look just down down there!
What do you mean by now? I wasn't giving before?
And what do you mean by now? I wasn't a jibby-bobo?
I don't know. I actually took that. You didn't have to actually accept it!
I don't like to see people saying words.
I appreciate it.
I told you.
Look at him.
What are you doing?
Oh, shit!
Get on!
I'll actually...
I'll see you in ten or something else.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Can I get himself a cup of coffee?
What the fuck are you doing here man, you got a gun man?
You got a gun man, you got a gun man, you got a gun man?
School is...
Jesus Christ, a mercy on my soul.
Make sure you sanitize your hands. The school is very dirty.
What?
That is what it is.
It was cotton.
It's cotton. It's cotton. It's cotton.
It's a hard one, but it's a steady one.
A lot of shit been going on.
I've been talking to you.
As you know, homecoming and shit coming up.
Yeah, I've been trying to play matchmaker, man.
For real?
I'm like, I'm matchmaking everybody up
and it's like, when it comes to me,
it's like all the good stuff I play pays you.
For me, I don't know if everybody matches already,
but I need to find mine.
So I'm like, add my big bro shit in,
slash, gun, and toss him.
Do you know what I mean by that?
Do you?
Okay.
Do you have any names in mind?
I don't know.
I just want to give him ass,
buying shit, buying some ass.
What's the full name of this ass?
I don't know.
Are you sure?
No, I think that's Ashley.
Okay, we're gonna try to look around.
Okay, yeah, okay, Ashley.
Does she have a date already, do you know?
Oh, no, and then there's this other girl.
Did you ask any of them at the end?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my God, no.
I'm gonna tell you the main one though.
It's a dream girl.
You know what I mean?
And I know that's a show.
What do you mean that piece?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not happy to face.
I'm just surprised.
What do you mean surprised?
He has a lot of people that want to take it.
And that's what I'm saying, like, I'm trying to do something that sets me different.
She said maybe if I, like, do a full student shift, maybe I can, like, get in her career.
And I'm like, okay, but if there's just a lot of effort, she's gonna make a school project and say,
oh, no.
She says, you want me to do it or not.
I'm the case.
And here's the thing, you could do a whole school project, and the chance is still to go home.
And that's the thing, I know I'm not gonna waste my effort.
Why do you want to take 10-clock?
Ring on.
It's because I'm live.
You know I want to take big home.
I want to hear it
Ask that fuck Monty T
They look good
I like how she put it on her skin
Make sure her face is not dirty
That's why sometimes they got good skin
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, I like that
That means she got OCD
So she can clean up my room and shit
So, this is one good tool
I put it on her knee
It's like an interviewer
Blazing? Does that grow?
the glasses oh wait she should be busy yeah she likes it
what's up
oh yeah that's not my speed what is that your speed she looks too good for you
she looks too good for you too good okay here but it's like a close-up
how should I approach them
look me on your side you don't even got to approach them
I will talk to them oh you but you have to know they're out this is what I
I want to do success.
If you need their phone name, I want to
straight click
and I'll be like, yo, is there anybody
at the school that you can't rent that you wouldn't even care to take the phone from?
And you gotta be like, man, I ain't got a lot of girls here.
I don't need them. They're pushing out. They cool.
But like, there's this one.
And it doesn't say her name, but like,
I don't know how she feel about me for real, but she cool for it.
And I will show her that.
If she has a good reaction,
I'm gonna say, shoot that shit.
If it's a bad reaction abort abort
Yes, you'll be wrong for that
You ever number
What are you talking about?
What's the reporter's name?
Bobby Corby.
Oh my god.
How do you kick out of here?
How do you party now, chat?
The reporter?
How should you get into this?
You talking like your god?
That's his brother again.
How much am I trying to find a clue?
I got no children.
I was in a class and shit and I heard girls poppin'.
I think she too out of my league.
Yeah, I think so too.
Why are you still coming by on that one?
After she was a teacher, you a student.
Yeah, that's right.
You understand what I mean?
Yeah, I understand.
I know I'm a student.
I'm a student.
You're fucking teaching me.
This is my view.
No, man, it's fucked.
Wait, wait, is this the end of your...
Wait, this is the end of your...
I said, I just figured I'd do the interviews.
I just picked the wrong corner.
No, what?
I caught the wrong number there.
That's where that was heard.
No.
Let's say it was.
You did not say, is this the girl that judged the interviews?
That's her son-in-law.
No, I got to make sure I'm caught on the right person.
I don't have a number to see.
If I'm saying, who is calling me that?
Oh, this is this.
Come on, move it.
the girl intro burning bro so that's that number raise defense
I'm not playing no defense on nobody game
so fuck
who man?
isn't his name Sarah?
is she black?
I see I see I see
You are not allowed in this woman, it's not allowed in any other places.
Oh, I'm done.
They're getting blocked.
So?
Nah, it might be the TV.
You know we got the hardcore TV?
She's Lyskin?
Lyskin?
It's just interviews.
Oh, I'm gonna see.
I'm gonna try to send a clip.
What's your hair look like?
She's got a like, um, she's got a metazone.
She got a metazone?
Yeah, metazone.
I'm gonna see if I can get the clip.
I'm gonna try to send a clip.
Is he short?
No, he's like a little short.
He's short.
Oh, yeah, like a little sugarcane, that's what I'm talking about.
I don't know how to spell this thing.
Chas?
No, not Chas.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
She's light-skinned.
Not Malik, she actually light-skinned.
I'll say we're in the twit tag, we're in the twit tag.
Sugy? Sugy?
No, no, no, no.
Jago?
What is her hair look like, bro?
I think I...
I was gonna look at the hair, I was gonna look at the ass.
That's the most thing I've seen it up to me.
I hate niggas, bro.
What are you talking about?
You can't even know where she looks like.
You're just like your brother, bro.
There's somebody down here living here all alone.
Wait, I think I might have an idea.
You know damn well I ain't no fucking pit bullie.
I'm fucking a shat big in my shit.
That's how much I pit bullies.
Okay, is she in this cappuccino right now?
Fuck no.
I have not.
I don't know, I don't know.
It might be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it just might.
When I find out more information, I'll definitely let you know.
Please, dude, come on.
I can't.
I'm going to see the list so you can make the video and just ask around.
Just say that.
I'm going to do it over and over again.
All right, man.
I appreciate your help, bro.
You know, there ain't really news shifting right now.
I need to help you in the long run.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really, no, I don't really, not do shit, and I can't do shit.
It's hard to fucking help.
I'm gonna get more information, I need a bonus call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, okay.
WTO gifted, what's your...
What's your gift to you?
Anyway, hold on, is your gift for real?
That's good, Gio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gio, who you going to homecoming with?
Gio really my doll, like.
How fuck with Gio?
That's the bitch dressed at school.
She better win that fashion show.
Oh, God.
Gio, I have a lot of...
I got some death threats in my jams though. I don't know why I don't know why
I think he's gonna shoot me high, bro.
Zushi went to five, get in.
He's gonna shoot Zushi.
I wish he was out here, Zushi.
Up there's Brandy, Mortain, and yesterday.
Now we need to pull out two.
All right.
I ain't really going to get the counseling.
I'm not really wanting to, but it's a far walk.
Everything I've done, never going to be a counseling.
So, I love you.
I feel like what you got going on, I'm really feeding up people.
Yeah.
I'm not going to get a clip storm or nothing.
Right?
You out of your people, they swallowing about it a lot.
Now I watch you grow as a fan.
Being so creative.
I don't really stream, huh?
You one of the people that got me into streaming.
For real?
Everybody shut the fuck up!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Yeah, you the one who got me into streaming and shit.
And I'm gonna look creative, I'm telling you, I'm too cack.
I just want to say, I'd like to go show the girls here.
Yeah, here we go, here we go.
Here, here we go.
I'm not 21K followers, okay?
I know you love having a small apartment,
because you are humble person.
I just started shooting, since I started.
How many followers do you need me to get?
To give me a thousand getaway.
before the Olympics over
not to get you 12 hours
so if you really don't want to get that
you can take credit number like you need a million followers
and get it over
how many followers
do you get a thousand dick here
do you get black black shit
huh?
I got 20,000
yeah 20,000 right now
I'm trying to make it reasonable, but hard at the same time, because I've seen so much.
Huh?
I'm going to get my 30 out.
I'll put up with them, I'm sorry, let me not cut you in.
Not quite, not quite 30,000.
You're at 21k.
You've done 21k, basically three.
Yeah.
I'mma keep it a B. 30,000 through me all.
And one day, a power of privilege, or a card game on the same visual, 100,000, you got
to go all the way.
You doing what I'm saying?
Nothing.
No, if you create the opportunity for yourself.
You actually did.
What she did, you gained 22,000 followers.
I'll be a lot of you.
You want a lot of you, the person's gonna put in.
Right, chat, you want a lot of them.
Chat.
I'll say...
You have two options.
You gotta get to 150 followers,
or 30K followers and a backslip.
It's one of those two options.
You could achieve both, but by two different means.
Choose your option and it's in the after.
I mean, the second option is impossible.
You know my trade back to it.
What may get an option?
Because you can do a bad trade off of a dive award.
Into the pool.
Yeah.
I didn't say how you can do the bad trade, I just said you have to do a bad trade.
Can't do it at Skye's Home?
How you gonna get, if you find a way to get to Skye's Home?
Hey, that's something you can figure out.
You can have whole niggas hold you and flip you.
You can jump off a roof with bathroom under the floor.
You can do it off the diving board.
Alright, but if you can't get a hundred and sixty,
dive in the fall over the beach.
You can get two thousand dollars.
Thank you.
We should run that.
So, W Braves ship this class, I get to a hundred and fifty thousand followers before that
is over.
You Braves are going to give me two thousand dollars on screen.
Rip that.
Thank you.
Rip.
That's it.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
So all that nice shit you said in the beginning about watching it all that shit, it was just
so you could ask for some money?
No.
I'm going to be straight up assed.
But you know what is that?
Straight up assed.
I would probably just look away.
Your method works.
straight up ass I would probably just look away your meant to work so
I didn't do that on purpose
thank you so much
love
love bro
come here to get down
shit is shit
can I shut my fucks up?
no
get up
Let's go, he's gonna follow us to meet.
Take the car.
He just said the same thing to me! Walk away!
Walk away!
What are you saying?
Okay what happened?
What?
What are you just trying to say? I'm a small stripper?
That's game 21,000 followers in two days!
It's burning up!
I would be right in the fuck out of this place.
Nah, I said I love the fuck out of this food.
This is crazy good.
Great kinds of the party is tomorrow.
We need help. We need help.
Where did you go? I was looking for you.
Alright nigga, I got the great food for you.
Okay, chicken big man nigga.
Smell us! Smell us! Smell us!
Are you going to smell this shit?
Wait, smell my drugs!
What's going on?
Because you didn't fucking help me!
I got a life in a fucking war!
I'm gonna pin my camera man down the throat
I'm gonna throw a spray of carscreen over our bodies
Why are you sitting there?
We need guidance!
We need help, man!
No, no, no!
Smell bad!
5 minutes!
I haven't had one decent beer here
Every time I try to eat
I happen to give him bites
And now I have to give him bites
But I'm losing my appetite
He's all fucking stink
Nobody cares about me
He doesn't care about themselves
I've been there
Okay
So
Hypothetically speaking
So you take a bite
And then he offered me a bite
Give me a bite of the other one
Wait, hypothetically
He's starting a war against the crap
Who's in the trap?
Nick
I was on hot with the size of engineering class. I was on hot with them. I don't know why. I've seen red and in this they got no reason. I just got like nose it. I don't know what the fuck.
and he'll see it when I'm selling it.
So, can't you see it, Brad?
You know what I mean?
I'm a big brother.
They guys are doing the same thing.
It's gonna be a ruin of my life.
Yo, wait, they're calling it
the Chrome of Streaming University.
They've been calling it that, though.
Okay, but that's not right.
And we need to fix that, right?
So, how many men do they have?
Like, 10 or 11 is 12.
How many men do you guys have?
Let's go.
And me.
Oh, okay.
Um...
The help that I could provide...
What should we do?
Can I help you with it?
Let me handle it.
What about that?
No, no.
I told you, why didn't we talk about it?
Don't snitch.
I could say something that nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
The police aren't working for that.
There's nobody to stay still.
They're not working for that.
I have technically the authority right on the car right now.
I will work for you.
Wait.
Back give me.
Wait.
Come on D-man.
You back?
I'm back D-man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't, I didn't.
D-man, you part of my team.
You win.
No, no, no.
Give me.
I didn't tell.
I think y'all should recruit some people and I will tell y'all how y'all should handle it when he gets a team.
I'm not in, I have to be in my office all day. I'm not in wars anymore.
I recruited y'all for a war yesterday. Y'all let a drunkard shut up my ass and they fully loaded it and they unloaded that shit up my ass.
It's gonna be good guys. They might have numbers, but we've got heart.
I'm trying to sit with the stupid guys.
Just as you say, don't mean I say.
Why are you a hot dude? You're not a hot dude.
I'm saying you're not asking questions you're saying.
I can't answer you.
Zuki, Zuki, Zuki.
Zuki, you're not on some fraternity shit right now, right?
Bro chill, let's keep going.
No, I'm not chillin'.
Don't poop by, don't poop by.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Let me go poop by.
Why are you saying that?
Why are you saying it like that?
You didn't even try to poop by, I'm done.
Is that your version of a black set?
No, nigga.
No, Niggi!
Niggi!
So both y'all got no hoes.
Hope y'all not gonna hold them on the ground.
My home community is smelting and she's not going with me.
Oh God.
She said she's gonna go with her brother instead.
No, no, no, one of the blood hatreds are gonna be loopy.
The one from your class that I was talking to.
I knew it.
She's not going with me.
Yo, I thought it was an easy pitch. You freshen up?
You know what I mean?
I still get when you freshen up, but actually it was nice that you had the culture of it.
And makes the play like a joke on the culture about the smell.
I don't want to be the smelly man.
You're not though. And you got to prove that to me.
Because right now, you're the smelly man.
Prove that you're not the smelly man.
No, don't say smelly man. You smell too. The smelly man there is the ass.
S.
Niggi.
So let the fuck up, Niggi.
Why are you touching my neck?
Yo, that's not how you talk.
Bro, bruh, meet me now!
Come on, dude.
I'm gonna help you.
Yo, if you want to do that, we gotta talk.
We gotta give you some help.
I got this, Pedro.
You're an else that's just like...
Yo, why are you touching this nigga like that?
Let me help you.
Somebody run it.
Who's the main one that was on the way?
Me, me, me.
Bro, please.
You said you didn't care for a truce, like if Nick wants a truce, we're through it, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, I'm not taking that.
Bro, I know you want victory.
You know what I'm saying? You take the victory, because it's 10 years.
This is the squad?
Yes, you got it.
It's me, Wabbe, and Youssef.
Yo, bro, I want to be in it.
That's bad squads.
Um, I left it in the room.
Who says that you can be a king?
Who says I can't be a Morgan?
Who says Wabbit can be Wabbit?
Exactly.
But there's a problem.
We have a slight problem.
So...
A weapon?
Wabbit, I'm not playing with you.
I... I...
I...
I really need that.
Stand up. Are you sitting on it right now?
Stand up.
God, that's not fair.
I'm sorry.
Just kidding.
She's so tight.
Just kidding.
Thank you very much.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, this is theirs.
Ask them what they're doing.
Seriously, this is fucking bad.
It's mine.
You're not using my money.
No!
This is my only line of defect with the police aren't working.
There's no police like today.
They're all...
They don't fucking want it.
There's no room for questions.
They just chillin'.
Why?
Why is that not turning on?
Yeah, yeah.
They got hard when they...
They're doing apple cider vinegar in the water.
Fuck this.
I'm dead ass.
Let me get that right by the hell in the first one.
God.
What the hell is that for?
What about jobs?
Can I get in here?
Can I get in here with pleasure?
I want y'all to think about this.
Do you think this is solving our problems
or is this escalating?
I don't know.
Bro, bro, excuse me for a minute.
Demon.
Demon?
My bad, right.
My bad, I'm caught with demons.
I forgot.
Come on, come back to the war side.
I'm at office right now.
This is what I was talking about earlier.
You got to wait till it's good channel.
You got to wait.
Once he's got the night time to get on, it ain't counciloration tomorrow.
You got to wait.
Because I got an option.
We all have to get off.
I don't know. I'll fucking kill him.
I know. I know.
That nigga, that nigga drop hot sauce right fucking high.
As if I just need a break for a second.
This nigga won't fucking give you the weather.
No, it's what you do.
I can't make a drop hot sauce in my high for my area.
Shut up.
What you do?
Y'all need more numbers.
I know you hate Kello.
You would have to meet up with him,
send your dickers to the side,
and join your squad.
I'm gonna drop the hot sauce one for you on my head.
No, we also have Devontae.
Fuck Devontae.
No, we don't.
He's not what you are, that's what he is.
Maybe where he's fucking, musty ass fucking, uh,
jaded out here.
That's his musliest fuck.
So I don't need to fuck that here.
I want it.
Are you giving up, dude? It's over?
Yes, give it up.
Are you told, lift off you, nigga?
I'm not flippin' off. So what the fuck are we doing?
Hey, we're on the street.
I don't think we're on the street.
We're gonna get back later.
I need my 5 hour piss break, 5 hour hourly piss break.
So get Jess high, jump around and have fun. I gotta go pee.
Chad, who's in guest?
I said they're representatives.
Who's in guest you wanna go to?
You see, when you talk to these girls, you're trying to put too soon.
No, I'm not.
I'm on the shoulder, man.
I just want to see...
I just want to see Bob.
If I get you.
Who?
No, he should have done that on God, Donnie the Third one.
Oh, good job.
What is that even happening?
No, I didn't do anything. I never did anything.
Even for the hour, I didn't say anything.
Where's your brain? Where's the boat?
The loop.
The loop? Where's the loop?
I'm not, I'm not even actually...
I have a sex with my heart.
Not that hard. I'm sure I'm getting it up.
Did she say she was saving that room?
Wait, why was she saving it?
Because she said it was going to be good.
Wait, so, before you even seen it, you said it was going to be good.
She said no. I had breakfast. I don't know if she was like, yeah, I got some food for you.
And that's what it was.
She had something for you.
That's what it was. Stomach and steak.
Damn, I feel bad, though.
What if that's like a missing of a dinner that tastes not good?
You don't know?
Actually, they have the three of them.
Hey, you know, that's the three of them.
I don't know what they're doing.
Wait, how do you know B.G.?
I don't know.
Wow.
Oh, we got a four and three.
Okay, so these are my hits.
We got some very pink-ass cards.
And then the charts are X.
Actually, it's a nice view.
Yeah, they're very pretty.
Wait, so are these cool?
They're more like, you know, if you like them personally, they're cute, but they don't really have value.
Do you want to give it to me?
No.
But, you want to go through and see if you like anything?
Is it my drone?
Yeah.
Oh, battery?
Huh?
No, no, you didn't.
You! We're killing you!
I'm killing you!
Actually, though, that's just me.
That's how we got a lot of hair.
Oh, what's this?
We got new shoes?
What?
Oh my God.
It's a little ass figure.
So on everything, on Chastelite, you don't have to go to one of them.
No, I'm gone.
I'm going to take it.
Okay.
Alright.
He's trying to rip off this tag.
If I get to go to one, what's my deal?
What do you want?
You want to play?
I think so.
Oh, I don't know.
You're dumb, man.
You actually have to be kidding me, bro.
Your messages keep going.
Holy smokes, man.
What the heck is this shit?
No inspiration.
I never do this fight.
You know what I think about this romance?
I'll be here for the next few days.
And you don't feel him in your back.
I don't even know.
Oh, I'm gonna do it.
Oh, wow.
I'm inspired just reading it.
Whoo!
AMP group leader, by the way.
Oh, my goodness. Let me see.
Okay, Chad.
Keep going. Never stop.
That's important. You know how important it is.
Break it down man, break it down.
Not a mistake at the same time, you understand?
This is keep going.
This is never stop.
You know what I have to say to that?
Through values and a whole bunch of BS.
But I'm just, you know, I genuinely know
you can't, you gotta keep going though.
No, like, no matter what.
I mean, even if like, you have a project idea that's going
to be like, no, the following and all that kind of stuff,
you just gotta keep it score.
Or your regular day stuff.
Uh-huh.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know.
I'm not even getting it.
Hold on, if you're a rich little one.
Yo, Cap-Tac, grapes are the best. These baby ass grapes.
What's the reason?
Grape are the best fucking fruit ever. If I'm lying, kill me.
Make sure it doesn't touch my hands, hashtag, safety's number one priority.
What gun is this?
How wrong are we wasting here?
Hey, if a gun was pointed at your head, how many chicken nuggets do you think you could
I gotta hate that from the ball blow, not today.
You're Jamie, you're just giving off ear cuts.
Never do that again.
I ain't gonna lie, you think fuck my soul.
I'm not gonna trust my girl, Charles, then she.
I'm not gonna trust that bitch.
I'm gonna tell you what you can do to make me, if it's like this right now.
Get the fuck out of here.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is happening here?
What are you doing?
What do you think I have time to do both?
There's gotta be antelope?
Yeah.
Bring your guitar to the strategy?
Like second round?
Stop playing with me, bro.
Go straight to the talent show.
Stop playing.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
I'm winning all shit.
I'm winning that whole shit. I don't need it. I don't need it to get by the time.
Yo, dove, honey, shoot it.
I know.
Yo, is this Strimmer University or is this Cata University?
Cata University.
Yo, it's hot.
Yo, is this Strymer University or is it Katie University?
Yo, is this Strymer University or is it an evil from the awfulest fucking Toy Porthanos University?
Is it- Yo, is this-
Where's the lava?
Is this Strymer University or is it China?
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Aw, did we have this part under-
We had that better yet?
Nah, not yet.
I'm afraid to ask buddy because we might uh I said hi to cutty off screen. I said wait yo
What's up, cutty? He told me to fuck off
Yeah, I'm not worried about this break is a lot
Guys what time is the free-off it's time for school
Oh, shit, that's way.
What was that blankies?
It's just...
You're so cold!
What was that for, though?
It's freezing, man.
I don't need my left arm, and I got three Jordans.
So you kind of made out?
Yeah, so I get...
I have one of these arms.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck out.
Walker is for all of you.
It can be a part of another film, pretty sure.
After all of you.
I can't.
I think he's back.
He keeps saying ask.
Say that.
Um, who?
Oh.
That's him.
Yeah, he asked me and Ray to prom, I told him that at the same time, and then we didn't
really exactly answer, but then I think it came off as a yes, so then he got really
excited and I don't know how to tell him we didn't say yes, so then Kai Statt came over
and said, we couldn't say no.
Well, he said that you can't say that.
Well, you also let us ask.
Well, no, I'm just kidding.
You did get asked.
And then he started running around saying they said yes, and apparently he also asked three
other girls.
So there's like five women that he asked, and I don't think that any of them said yes.
Wait, when's homecoming?
Projections are like...
Is it two in a week on homecoming day or...
I can just...
Guapo.
Guapo?
You can have this.
You had a good day today, Cuddy?
I don't want the water to get no more.
You have no, I'm not.
I'm not holding up a date?
You got a date?
Yeah, I'm giving this to the homeless.
That's your date?
For a year ago.
I love you.
That's your date?
Yeah.
And it's your shot, it's your shot to girl.
Oh, shit.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Have a good book of both of you.
Thank you.
I hope you guys have a great time at the homeless.
How did he ask you?
I don't know.
You don't remember?
I don't think he even asked me.
Did he ask you?
Of course I did.
What?
It was actually rude.
Listen, you want me to make a scene?
I don't know.
I don't know!
I'll re-ask you.
We need some more boxes.
I wasn't ready to go back.
Stop again. Okay. This is what I wanted. I should teach it. Okay. So
but we keep alive right now
because I have to
We're gonna we're just gonna get a bunch of food. I'll be later chat
Two boxes to big boxes that day
And then we got chicken finger fries, tomato cheese, and cheese.
Very good.
So you can hold the paddle. I got you.
Can you do right here?
Well, let's get in college.
Three, two, one.
The cherry-meat is your sauce.
Three, two, and it's beautiful.
Very much so.
Thank you.
You got some sauces.
I'm sure we'll make some for you.
Oh.
I don't gotta say good trade.
Good trade.
That is about four hundred pounds.
Just don't trip.
We should be good. Don't trust me. And we should be good.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
What is this?
All right, chat.
We gotta think of something we could do.
Wait, isn't the talent show's family be going on right now?
Or is that nine?
And if that's not nine, which one we going to, girl?
I think we signed up for the talent show.
But I don't got no talent to display today.
Well, am I a chair box?
Everything cool I don't like that young duty, but what do you mean? I don't do it. That's what?
Who's who's seeing these things about us?
I mean, you're not on your uniform either.
Oh yeah, I got my pants on. Pants is not enough.
What's going to happen if and when kids start going to school?
What do we do?
We got backup.
I wonder what's up ahead.
Who's the backup?
Can I go with you?
Fuck me.
Step ahead, and lose the backup.
May God be with you, fuck me.
Fuck that!
Can I have a weapon of some sort?
A vehicle? Why are you weapon?
You're gonna have to fuck in his ass.
You say what?
You turned around so quick.
What?
Yeah.
Huh?
Come on, let me get past the street and look out.
Is that a drone?
Is it dropping a care package?
What?
I hear a drone above us.
Is that the care package right there on the floor?
What is that?
What?
What is it?
I don't know.
Is that the package?
No, I didn't even put it.
Is that a police drone?
What the fuck is that?
Why they got a drone in there?
Whose paw is that?
No miss ma'am.
You okay?
What do I do with this?
For how long?
Until it hatches.
Hatches into what?
You can watch Love Island with fine shit, you can watch Love Island with fine shit, bro.
No, no, Love Island is a social experiment to see the brain dead shit gang.
That's what, if you take Love Island's series, you're a bot.
It's literally just a social experiment.
I want to see what the you did. I'm sorry after a few episodes. I do get bored of it though
But that's why you gotta watch it with fine shit. Okay, so you you a data girl. She wants you to love I
If I'm watching it with her
Hi, y'all
For a reason what do you like your rage?
more professional
God it's council rage, but it's kind of
Perfectly fine
You okay?
Muffa. Muffa.
Okay, keep it up.
Aren't you the one that gave birth?
I did.
Hey, that's you.
You know, she kinda went crazy.
You agree with me?
You, she said, oh my God!
You gave birth?
You wanna see me fall
But I'm not at my stop
I'm about to stand up and see me fall
Didn't chase the thing and I'm up, go
What's up, fuck?
You gotta go.
I'm about to go back to the office.
Hey, I see you actually got a nigga today.
Hell, it's a lot of work.
For the first time though.
No.
The only difference is I was doing it around the school before.
Now I'm in the office.
Were they locally charmed up there?
Every single last fucking one.
First we sent it.
She's a fucking yapper.
I'm about to go solve.
Yes.
Yeah, of course you can.
Yay!
Your office is open at all hours.
If anybody want to charm a double rage, this is why we pay them.
I got I got fucking Clarence and Queen about to go trauma dump their whole relationship to me in a few minutes
They went through some shit, man. What I don't know. They went through some shit
I'm gonna have a split of tea. I'm my head. Okay. Let me see. Come on
So
Clarence was in a room
Drain though and a bunch of other girls. Okay, what that means?
It was saying that he lied about it until she pressed him about it and then he confessed to it
Bitch, I don't know but I'm gonna get down to the bottom of this
L.I.C. bitch?
Yeah, D. Clarence.
Not Mr. Burt L.I.C.
D. Clarence, the one, yes, engaged Clarence.
So I'm gonna watch the clips.
I don't get to watch all the clips.
I'm gonna go to my office.
I'm gonna watch the clips.
I'm gonna call them over.
We're gonna have a couple's therapy session.
We're gonna go right at that.
I'm gonna see what a fucking night takes me.
There's talent shows and spelling bees and all type of shit going on today.
All right, bitch, I'm too thin.
All right, be too thin.
You want to see me fall?
And now, I'm gonna sit in there and see me fall, take chances, catch it, oh my God.
And you chase around now, that's how you shoot.
How you always teleport in place? You hold it from, oh you can't.
Yeah, I'm here.
Right in between.
How you always teleporting, bro?
I'm not gonna go.
No. No. No. Don't. Don't.
Fake love. No these days. No, no, no, no. You're my best friend.
Nobody talks to me for this. Huh?
Who's a spelling bee?
I'm about to crash out right now.
Why?
I don't know what the spelling bee is at, I will talk to you later, I'm sorry.
Wait, aren't you the guy's counselor?
Is this our counselor?
Do people think-
It's-
Do people think God is counselor aren't humans?
Are we just jobs to you people?
Are we just fucking roles in your life?
Aren't you the God is counselor?
I'm a fucking human!
I have feelings too!
You want me to guide you straight?
I fucking- I fucking-
Parents could die, dog dick snap off, kids get shot, I'm stressing-
Aren't you the guidance counselor?
Help me!
I don't care if your life is falling apart!
Help me!
Who the fuck is that?
What the hell, going all over there?
Oh, that's the...
I fucking honey mustard all over my pocket with the ZXP sauce.
I got to coagulate the sauce up in my pocket.
I coagulated.
Is there a tango around here?
I'm going to the hotel to show you what I got.
You know, you don't have to go to the hotel?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to dance to the Alistair song, but welcome to my house.
Yeah, I'm going to dance to the Alistair song, but welcome to mine. I'll take your luck at me.
You're going to do amazing sweetheart. Thank you!
You be cool. Why do you drink your own special needs?
She's not. I'm not special!
What are you? What are you? I'm just excited to drink.
You and I love it.
If you love it, I love it.
Go be brave!
Where's my phone?
It's out there for someone to see.
Yes, what am I supposed to do with it?
Why is she so familiar?
The young lady that gave me the egg.
Where is she from before she married you?
Where is she from?
Why is she so familiar?
Oh, here's why.
You can't tell how I thought, bro.
I'm asking that question and I can't even read it right now.
I'm a fucking two-pointer.
I'm asking that question but I can't even read it right now. I'm a fucking doofus.
What the hell is...
This is the good technique. We should keep this.
Yeah, we'll put it up after the one.
I'll keep this in our room.
Do we have enough hands?
Huh?
Do we have enough hands?
We'll figure it out.
Huh?
What?
Did you finger it out?
No.
I said we'll figure it out.
You said it again?
I said the same thing that you did.
You said finger it out.
No.
Then what did you say?
I said we'll figure it out.
Then what did you say?
I said we'll figure it out.
Let's go.
Hold on.
Grab some, please.
Two.
One.
I'm here.
One.
Two.
One.
I'm here.
One.
Yo, everybody wants to touch this powder. It's been on my balls, like, quite literally
it's been on my balls. It's been between my legs right now. It's been between my thighs,
It's over.
I got a little kind of a tune.
Fuck, Mary calls.
You know what I think is going to happen?
I'm going to go to my office and it's going to be locked.
I'm going to be upset.
Shaq, should we go to the talent show in person or react to it?
While people are coming in my room.
Oh, it's a mess. I meant to care about messy rooms. I don't like that shit.
Okay.
Do you think this water bulb is anywhere?
No.
Go figure it out.
Hey there.
What was that applied to that?
Do you want a water bulb?
Actually. Go to office bed.
I got the cologne, the KKG, the cologne I've been using, I'm not going to lie, I've gotten
the most compliments probably my whole life.
And when I first started using it, a woman crossed the street in Houston, because first
we were on a crosswalk together, and she went that way and I went this way, and she went
all, on my life, she went all the way back to tell me that shit's no good as far.
I thought she was placing, and everybody's shooting the universe before me, too.
Professor!
What the fuck?
You gave me a little present today, you find it?
No, I didn't find it.
You didn't?
No, what presence?
All your shit should have shut down for a while.
That was you!
That was it.
Why would you do that?
They need to be in a phase out of particularity now.
Because I need you to be more available.
You've been a bad guidance counselor.
I've been in my office all day today.
Have.
All day today.
When I'm trying to send students to your office at noon,
where are you?
OK, I'll just take my clothes off.
I'm going to have to find my stuff and sleep.
That's what I'm looking for.
Hey, who went and do it?
You went one and six.
In what? In what?
I played ballerin for the last seven hours.
He was in the ball tournament.
Wait, that's so bad.
Were you watching me?
Oh, are we going to tournament?
What's wrong, will I agree to it?
He was in a prank turn.
And I didn't want to bail.
Good man.
There's a connection in the desktop.
Is it good?
There's a good pair of ties.
For both.
All right, all the professors are here, huh?
But there was supposed to be a whole professor gathering.
Bloody, you guys can't tell what's up, man.
Good.
What you trying to?
What you getting into?
I was gonna take a little piss and then man, do you guys try to hang?
I actually have to go back to the office, there's a deal by the time I got out of the office.
Hey, hey, whoa!
This is probably a good session, I don't, I'll just sit.
No need.
I can be quiet.
It's like, but I can just, you get this focused on his energy back here.
Turn it off.
Talk to each other, you want to hear what's up here?
Uh, you saying you want to go in the hang?
Hey, I'm gonna, oh, I'm gonna take a little piss.
I'm sorry.
Here, here, here.
Are you addicted to butt?
No.
Okay.
I felt too.
I knew you were in there like in presence or something.
I felt it.
It?
Yeah.
I promise you you'll feel it.
Yeah, I understand.
I understand.
Wow.
I told you to back off!
I'm going to go get him and then he'll help him and he'll walk us through.
I'm going to show it, so just look at how it's done.
Yeah, I don't know if I can see.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo!
Who's in there?
Hey, Rage!
What's he doing in there?
Oh, it's just you alone.
He's sexy.
Yeah, I'm gonna see him.
Hey, he's sexy.
Look at this.
You smell really good.
He's a what?
He's not really good.
Hey, Jack!
What is that?
It's a shop one.
Oh, what?
I'm just gonna tap it on small screen with a piece of bread.
You know how small screen with jamboree?
It works like that?
Yeah, it works like that.
Tap it.
Oh, my honey, good thing.
I'm broke.
I told him I'm gonna go fucking spray service for Cologne on me. I'm gonna hook somebody else when I say they say it.
I swear it's a big show. I should make a rage. Rage? That'd be a crazy brand name for a clone.
No, it's hard to tell.
We don't know you yet.
No, I'm not supposed to say so.
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say so.
What's that?
Air gun. Air gun.
Air gun.
That's so very interesting.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
You're welcome.
How many sprays do you put on?
Us. Us. Us. Us. Us. Us. Us. Us. Us.
Us?
What?
What the fuck?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, Java.
I'm doing it again.
Are you missing out?
Give me a hug.
No, no, give me a hug.
Oh, this is so sweet.
What are you doing?
I'm doing okay.
No, no, no.
We're doing field to study the test.
actually test well I'm so shit I feel so shit right now
um okay so basically you remember Yusuf yes yes so Yusuf asked me because I
thought him and I were cool just like friends right aren't you guys yeah exactly
so he asked me it's a ho-co and I said okay yeah why not because I'm always
He's not for anything when I'm barefoot, right?
And then, um...
Oh, you're the one.
Or even one that said that he smelled like shit?
No.
Oh, okay, good to hear.
Well, didn't he get sprayed with parsley, too?
Yeah.
Oh.
And then he said, you didn't want to go to a local
with him anymore because it smelled like shit.
I didn't say that.
I said that I didn't want to go anymore
because my friend asked me and I got to go with a friend
that a man, a girl, a friend, a female friend, that a man.
What's one of your female friends?
Marlia!
Huh?
Marlia!
So what if Marlia gets a date?
Will she say that she wants to be with me?
Because right now I would like to be with her.
Is that so?
So you left?
Okay, I...
So now, I'm thinking of just going alone.
What's that?
Let me get it off.
Here you go.
Hello.
Here you go.
Come on, more than that.
I
Seen you earlier you really pretty upset man, and I want to do you like that. You're the guy that counts it
Get on my side. Get on my face. Oh fucker, man. Fuck you
So now is he upset with you? I don't know. It should be honest
You should just go with your friend
Oh, that's what I was talking about.
Hey, hey, it's a cold.
That's what I was talking about.
Jeremiah, give me a hug, please.
You smell good.
I smell good?
Yeah, you smell good.
Thank you.
Give me a hug.
I appreciate that.
Really?
Very much so.
Good.
Yeah, it's really good, Tom.
Nobody was looking at him, man. I don't know why he even said that.
Here we go.
Woo!
Too hard, don't stand too close.
I'm not running down.
I'm just playing.
I'm running and then I get paid.
Walk on.
This is really fun for me.
I'm actually very, all you guys, you used to go to the talent show.
I'm going to my office to react to the television because I have clients that need to see me at this time.
You're dead out of pathetic, bro.
Chris and Queen, I'm very good.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
We can make them step to the school.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
I heard it crispy and crackly, like this.
Underneath.
Chris next door.
It's K.A.I.
Chris.
Guys.
He's to see me.
Yeah.
Listen.
That's the whole reason we're here.
I thought it was Kappa, Alka, Alka, Alka.
After this clip.
Chris needs to see me, Chris needs to see me, Queen needs to see me, and Clarence needs to see me in my office.
Chris has to have a problem with all the other janitors and shit, and Clarence and Queen, they are having marital issues.
Are you talking to the janitors, huh? Are you talking to them?
Yeah, I'm trying to make sure they come back because they're going to come back.
Third floor. Second bathroom on the left. Somebody left a huge shit.
Yeah, some of the huge shit recently, it smells bad, they tried to flush I heard.
What happened after they tried to flush?
What they did is they tried to flush and they had the shower on at the same time, the water
backlog, there's shit everywhere.
Oh wow.
I don't know who did this, but someone had a shit or had a clue, who it might be?
What dorm?
That's not a dorm.
It's a toilet I usually go to.
Wait, I know exactly what's one of this.
It smells like doodoo in there.
It smells like dog ass.
Third floor?
can't show it bro whoa whoa where's your role
what floor is your role on?
that's why I knew that no one's got eyes I wrote it's because I smelt a
you stuttered holy stuttered
god you shouldn't have been taller than me Clark
I'll show you a start
I'm gonna kill you in there!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
You're 30 years old doing something like that, you're 30 years old throwing your ass.
Nah, I called you. You're 30 years old, shaking your ass.
You're fucking better, you ain't.
What? What? What?
Play that shit! Play that shit!
What? What? What?
Streaming you, molly pool, under the air
And I'm in, punching my sofa
You ain't go back for the weight
I saw my neighbor want me for that
How it feels so
Nobody's here, I'm all
Real ravers, not a shit
Hey, hey
Listen, if you and me
I'm back!
Hey look at him!
Really fucked and stupid!
You ain't never gonna find a love bitch!
You ain't gonna pay the stupid!
Rakin' on real dumb!
Put the app on low shirt!
With that big red hat!
The people you look like, you are the sight ray!
Cause I remember what you did to me yesterday!
And I'm holding grudges, rage!
I'm holding grudges!
I'm not gonna pay the mic for this anymore!
I hit that side!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me!
Get! Never speak to me again.
I didn't mean to embarrass you again.
You're gonna publicize me again?
I didn't mean to embarrass you again.
You're gonna publicize me?
Okay.
Bet! Bet!
Bet!
Get the fuck away from me.
Bet!
I've done nothing to you today.
Nothing to you today.
Fuck out of here!
That's a problem. That's a problem.
Today! Today we're about everyday rage!
Rage! What the fuck?
What the fuck are you talking about?
We forgive each other. We forgive or we forget!
Now shoot her. You whole brother's
gonna be chewing on a nigga like that.
Oh fuck off.
You sick. No, no, no, no. Cause that's the thing.
You lose shit and you think it's okay.
You do things that you think you're not gonna do.
Oh god.
You do things that you think it's okay.
yourself. You're fucking guidance, Constable, you can't even fucking guide yourself. You're
not fucking emotionally mature, bro. Come back to me when you're fucking ready to speak.
Not to me when you're ready to fucking speak. All I've done has been nothing but nice to
you. Communicative, supportive, supportive. What was I doing? Riding with my mans yesterday.
What was you doing?
Let it suck, let it...
Let it...
You let...
Tiana get in between us.
You let...
Don't say that anymore.
Oh, that's the problem.
That's the problem.
You don't like accountability, right?
I know accountability.
I'm the definition of accountability.
You don't learn it.
Get the fuck away from me.
I brought it home.
Leave me alone.
Before I let the devil out of your ass.
Why is the door closed?
Okay, I'm gonna watch it
You are I'm gonna watch
I'm gonna be
How long are you going to be down here because I'm not a student's come tomorrow.
Oh, we'll be here for an hour.
Okay, thank you.
You want to take the clean out of her?
No, no, no, I'm gonna sleep.
Yo, can we get that fan over here?
Let me do it.
Check out how your tired.
Chad!
Oh, no, no, no!
It's hard.
Chad, what is Kris and Queen doing?
Kris next door, Queen and Clarence doing.
What's Kris next door, Queen and Clarence doing?
That I gotta talk to Kris,
I gotta talk to Queen,
I gotta talk to Clarence.
All the niggas, that's not what they,
Fuck it.
Aunt Sylvie.
You hot bro?
I don't know how it got hotter.
I don't know bro.
It wasn't this hot here.
It definitely feels like it got hotter since we last went outside.
I feel so true.
Chris offline.
What about clients?
My offices are now open again?
Why is my hands wet?
Jay Mommy. Okay, chat.
If we want to do something with Jay Mommy today,
what are we doing?
go talent show, should we watch the talent show or go to it?
Queen and Claire are busy.
Okay.
Let's see how true that is.
Queen, Claire bear.
Oh, let's see, Clarence.
What class are you in?
No, that's the...
Let's get to your...
Our office with your wife.
How many teams are in our office?
Just go.
Chad, this whole time you told me to go to my office
instead of going to the talent show.
What?
I'm not going to the talent show.
We need Kiara in here for real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you guys, I don't know if anybody in chat did it.
Can you clip when Wabbe said what he said and when Reg too funny said what he said.
So I can show Kiara.
I'm not gonna say I'm good and shit, but for real.
Now I'm good, I know.
I know y'all are good.
I'll tell y'all the ones that aren't good.
The people with the brain, please.
Has, has update's been a good boy today, chat?
Has he been better?
Yeah, thank God.
No, yes, half, half.
as long as it's better than yesterday
okay i'm not saying i know he's a retard and it's gonna be bad
but nothing could be as bad as yesterday
yesterday was the worst terrorism
girls i haven't even spoken to in months is DMing me
years
check
I did get a weird ass dick. Hold on.
I'm showing you.
How do you respond to something like this, Shat?
Let me crop this shit.
How should I respond to something like this?
that someone in the school that's what the fuck is queen doing
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, turn this, where's my fucking...
Oh, there you go.
No, I want to hear it!
Oh.
I said don't get interested, I'm gonna play this guy.
I want you my nanny.
I'm gonna play this guy.
I'm gonna play with you.
Hey.
Hey!
I'm gonna play with you, baby.
Put my nanny, nanny.
Mr. Y'all.
Tiana, what?
Tiana, while I'm...
What the hell do I mean?
Wash your shit out of my hat.
What's this?
A jet.
Wait a minute.
The way I'm all set for you.
Look at my heart.
Move on ahead and see it.
Shoot on the heart.
Or am I, or am I, oh.
Okay, this is cool and all, and I love this one, but I need the clip of Wabbe talking
about her in the picture or anything so I can show her.
I'm gonna save this too, but I need the clip of Wabbe talking to her.
I have it, thank you.
And you have the clip of,
Red Too Funny Talking About Her?
Hey.
Can you send Kiera over here, please?
Let's see if this clip is good.
I'll just add a little bit.
I mean, honestly, I really haven't been talking to anyone.
I don't know if you can hear me.
Kiera, please?
Yeah, yeah, she's sleeping as much as her hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something I need to teach students how to do is project their voice.
Like, people be talking like this when there's like a lot of people talking all around and
in a room like this, that's very quiet, it's cool.
But when you're in a room with those like, hello people fucking talking, and it's a boom
mic and you don't, and you're not mic, you have to project your voice, gang.
Wobby, you're one of those people.
There was a clip with me and Flocko the first day here, and he was talking like this right
there.
Oh.
Hi.
Hey, Tiki.
Hi.
How you doing?
I'm nervous.
What are you nervous about?
I don't know.
Okay.
Gio, can you do the same with the other clip?
With the reg clip?
First, the foremost?
Yeah.
How have you been?
Like, do you want the real answer?
I only want the real one.
Okay.
If it's fake?
It's not good.
Get it the fuck away from me.
It's been really fun.
I've met a lot of cool people, and they've been really, really great.
And I'm also stressed, and I think I have imposter syndrome.
Okay, let's break that down.
Okay.
Can I have one of those to play with?
Huh?
Please.
No, it's all right.
No.
Only because my other one was stolen by fucking thief.
I've been getting-
A scumbag.
Thieves broke into our room and took our,
what's it called, they took our blankets,
our mattresses, our pillows.
I'm not alive anybody broke into my own I'm crashing the fuck out. I don't give a fuck this strange shit
I'll beat in the ass, but listen
Yes, why have you been stressed? Um
Because I feel like I'm so new to this world and ever I don't know sometimes
I feel like I don't fit in and like what yeah, you mean don't fit in yes
What ways don't you fit in? I don't know. I just feel like sometimes I feel awkward or I don't know how to socialize
But I feel I'm trying I'm trying my best. I'm doing really I think I'm doing I'm doing the best
I can you first of all you're doing great everybody in this bitch says you're one of the coolest nicest people they've met
Here on God not guess are you lying? I swear on my life. Don't tell me if this is a bit to be honest
I swear on everything I love and I will show you a few clips that's gonna prove that
You need that to bleed my words. It's good. I'm gonna show you later. Okay. That's an important also
I don't I don't think I'm good everyone's like clip farming. I don't know how to do that. I'm still learning
I'm just like being myself, and I'm like this is such a different world. Listen. Yeah, okay. There are types of streamers
Clip farming is an art
But you don't have to be a clip farmer to be a good or big streamer or contributor
Yes, it is like a cheat code if you are it's kind of like if you innately just know how to clip farm
It's easier for you to blow up on tit-tack and all the little websites, but you do not need to be a clip farmer
Okay, to be a good content creator. So do not worry about that. That's just like
Okay, so what wait, what did you learn Ludwig's class?
He made me cry because really yes, that way it's probably the best professor
It was amazing
I feel like when he was just like explaining like being yourself is like ultimately like
what you should do because whatever they see on the clips they're gonna see on
the stream I was like I felt that really hard and also just like how he goes
about streaming and like coming up with a plan beforehand like what he's gonna do
but like still naturally be himself I don't know it was like it was very
out if so if an alien came down from earth and I told him to like copy a
formula that would be like probably the eat not the easiest to replicate but
like you know I would want you to follow his dad probably blood with you like
He's comp.
But!
Okay, but.
Impostor syndrome.
Yeah.
Let's break that down a little bit.
I have that a lot.
Talk to me.
I don't know what you wanna know.
I can dive into it.
Dive into it as much as you want to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So first when we got here,
I feel like we had everything under control, right?
We were like, we were practicing our IRLs
because mainly I did desktop.
But I go to cons and other things like that.
So being proud of people, that's not really new.
That's like, that's normal.
It's normal to you.
But it's a whole different type of people.
Different type of people.
And it's like, every, it's pretty much, I mean,
Pause.
Okay, pause.
For being honest, right?
Yeah.
Describe these type of people.
And before you do that, Gio,
send me the other clip where it's too funny, please,
pin it.
Describe these type of people for me, please.
I feel like,
not bad or not good.
It's just, it's neutral.
And I'm having fun.
It's just different.
It feels like I'm in a reality TV show
with a hundred different reality TV's
that everybody is a main character,
inside character, and background character,
in a hundred different people's things.
I'm gonna keep it honest, that's exactly what it says.
Yeah, that was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, it's not what people are, like,
it's not the intent, but it turns into that.
Yeah.
The main characters from Jersey Shore,
with the main characters from Love Island,
with the main characters from Baddies,
with the main characters,
all in one big ass show for a weekend.
And it's so much fun.
And it's kind of fucking hard sometimes,
You know other shows to fit in and whatnot. So I understand what the fuck you're talking about. So
Tell me a little bit more if you want to about this imposter syndrome that you are having like is there anything that you think you're doing wrong or
Something like I feel like
And I feel like this is like just in general to sometimes I don't feel like I do
If that makes sense or I'm like doing good like I feel like the main thing is like I wanted to make my community proud
but also meet like a whole bunch of other
like-minded people and cool people
and interesting people, which I have.
But also like, it's like balancing
also the reality TV show.
And like, I'm like, okay,
sometimes I feel like am I doing a good job?
Are there any creators here that you feel like
is easy to talk to or do content with?
Or have you really tried to do that?
I've definitely tried to talk to people
and like do some stuff,
but I definitely feel like I could go,
I could go a little harder for sure.
I feel like you probably should just,
cause I feel like there are contributors
thinking the same exact thing
that you're thinking and feeling,
and they're probably wondering,
damn, I wish there was a creator like me
fucking feeling all these,
when they're probably,
it's gotta touch a little bit more people.
As for tomorrow though,
you know what tomorrow is.
It's the assignments too.
No, it's homecoming.
No, it's in the basketball game.
I'm very excited.
And let's go back a little bit.
Okay.
The homecoming.
Yes.
Would you let's say there was a guy in one of the students that were to ask you would you be open to go with them?
Okay
Who I was talking to a few students today, and I was asking them about homecoming, right?
What happens in this class in this classroom in my office? No, what?
Let me even close the door so there's no wandering in here.
I'm surprised to see you.
What's, what you tell me in this office stays in this office.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So, if we could turn our attention to the screen right here.
Okay.
I was asking my dear friend, why,
I asked a few people, hey, you know, tomorrow,
Homecoming.
Let's not see you laughing.
This is like impressive.
Yeah. Let's see what we got going on here.
Okay.
Okay, so the question I answered was like,
is there anybody you...
Are you going to homecoming? Has anybody caught your eye?
Unless you haven't really been talking to anybody.
And he said...
Cheryl, please?
Yeah.
That's super nice, super nice, super nice.
You're going to go over there by the asshole.
Here we go.
I know where we were going.
I think there was somebody over there.
I'll get that.
That's a little shy.
Hold on to your thoughts.
That's so sweet.
Go to get your thoughts.
Get your thoughts.
That's cool.
That's one bit, right?
And then, we have a, I thought it was,
it's my chagrin.
There's another very nice guy that actually brought you up.
Really?
Oh my god.
What's this amazing guy down here?
I don't even know.
You actually put him in a lock even.
I think I'm a regular dog now but I don't know how many days it was through my mom and
her and me and my brother.
What's his name?
Oh, Keira?
What's his name?
Keira.
What's his name?
Oh my god.
Oh my god
This is the wrong clip but
Y'all Google me y'all Google me, okay
The clip was longer, but he was also saying pretty much the same. Oh, I'm like, she's probably the nicest girl
I swear I was I don't think you could even go on that level because the way you've been
I saw I see the tax and everything something he most so like
She's super sweet. She's super nice that every other girl in here is whatever but she is a nice person both of them
Kind of pretty much said the same thing. Okay, about you. Wow
I'm just wondering okay, I like teeth. Yeah
In a magical world
Where you were to go with someone as friends or a date or whatever it is
Out of those two lovely young gentlemen
Who would you lean toward and why?
Remember it stays between nobody. Okay, it's never gonna be safe. I feel like whoever comes to my honor
like I feel like I need a grand gesture and
personally and
Whoever has the courage now guys
As you would accept their invitation.
We'll see what the grand gesture is.
Hehehehehehe
Do you, what is your opinion on these two lovely young gentlemen?
They're really dope.
The first one, he's really cool.
He's really really cool.
Film is fun.
The second one, we actually pass each other in the hallway.
Pretty sure he's on my floor.
And we just have like quick little chats.
And I was like, yeah, he had chance with you.
Yeah, it was like quick, like five seconds.
He do not be talking to people.
He just be like passing by.
He does not.
I would tell you this much because I say what's up to no girls.
He do not talk to people.
He he's on his own type of time.
There's so many baddies here.
OK, but my dog has been through all the like he don't
give a fuck about no baddies like that.
You can't you like baddies with good personalities.
OK, but not everybody's personality meshes.
You're right.
So that's subjected to people.
I mean, both of them were cool.
Yeah, they're both too great guys.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
I was just telling you, because I think both of them
potentially might ask you.
Wow.
And I just want you to be prepared.
And I want you to think about.
Yeah, ponder.
Yes, your answer, whether it's yes or no, nobody will be upset.
OK.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So you don't have a, you don't have a,
You're not leaning towards anybody or anything.
Grand gesture, that's all I'm gonna say.
Okay, you don't have to give me the answer.
In your head though.
Yeah.
Or you're gonna lean towards someone.
Don't tell me the name at all.
Just be honest with me.
Okay, yes.
You are leaning towards somebody.
I mean.
Yes or no?
You don't have to say who.
You do not have to say who.
You're gonna say who to us.
Yes, between us.
I mean, I'm still open to my connections, but I would explore a
Friendship first of course one more obviously
Okay, but
Say no more. I don't like this smile. It feels devious. No, I feel devious. I do think
Is there any other suitors to this is I like this. Oh
Get a lot more for you. We really
Get a lot of it. Oh my god. Can you please wait?
First wait, what's up?
It's how you want to me whatever you can get me you like Intel on other people or a long
Okay, I'll get yeah, I'll get
You like someone no you don't like anybody. I'm not saying anything man. I think everyone is cool
Huh
I'm trying to catch it
Look at me. I said me. Don't look at that. Look at me. Okay. I'm looking at you. Mm-hmm any advice you have for me
Wait, you actually might be a good guidance counselor
Why did you say that?
What the fuck? I'm sorry. What? I don't know rage is in your name. Listen. I just look like this
Listen, let me tell you something
How do you feel do you have you connected with any of the?
male students or professors like you think oh oh shit like I can see myself
being friends with them outside of the villa yeah
wait a minute, what was it, maybe? not loud yeah I said friends good yes yes that's
that's it yes you're looking at me very diabolical I'm looking at you normally
I I don't I don't I don't think you agent
Why did you just shake her head for my peripheral your camera lady just shook her head for my peripheral
Little miss ma'am you're turning red. No, I'm not that's less. Okay. It is blush. Okay, so my pick that
That's not what I want to hear, um, that is-
Is my water cold is here?
Yes, you got to know if there's anything left in there though, I don't know, oh, you're
shaking.
No, I'm not.
Okay, you're not.
Um, I will get all the intel that I need and I will report back to you.
I just want to let you know before you leave my office, you are doing amazing.
I haven't heard a single bad thing from you when I talk to Kai, when I talk to any of
professors or students I haven't on my life have not heard of yes can you be
honest I am being you think I'm lying to you I just want to make sure I'm real
and my whole chest ain't it too I'm dead ass okay okay okay okay you're doing
great and keep doing what you doing thank you I've literally trust your
instincts okay because you you're here for a reason you got in this for a reason
trust your instincts I was gonna cry that look like you're gonna make me cry
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Wait, you're cool.
I'm sorry.
Why are you surprised?
I just don't know you.
What the fuck, I'm sorry.
You think Cas and I would put just anybody
as a guidance council?
Well, like, come on.
Clearly, I first, I did, but now I don't think so.
Vile.
He took it by heart, I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, good Dean, and I wanted to.
You did great Dean.
I wanted to try to be a bad student, so bad,
but like, it's just so good.
yourself yeah I think I'm a good apple you are a good apple you're not a bad apple
I'm trying to be I'm trying to be a villain it's hard it's hard to you it's hard out here
it's not you okay it's not me so I'm gonna continue about calling up other
students up and you are gonna go about your day okay and what are you gonna
keep doing trust in your instance and stop fucking doubting yourself okay
okay stop it and make sure she you know keep keep keep her accountable
All right. All right, I love this man. Okay. Thank you. Great. I mean what you today? Yeah, you're cool
Yeah
You're thinking about not doing it
I'm all at you. Okay. Thank you
What is this video playing on the big screen
What the fuck is that?
Oh my fuck!
What is that?
What just pops up on my screen?
Are you serious? How did you get that photo?
What the?
He keeps looking at me!
What is this?
Whoa! Whoa!
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't know how that happened.
Like somebody has control about shit. Oh shit is praying again. Holy fuck
I don't I don't know. I don't know who's in my computer Kara
You'd like that it I like the image of me. I'm not saying nothing grand gesture
grand gesture I got you okay thank you thank you get your bones safe or wherever
you need to be I think there's a house alone on or something yeah spelling
D I was gonna try to spell some things let's all right little miss ma'am
For a minute, I can't even hear his ears, do my heart.
You miss FJ?
Cina is cooked.
Help Cina please.
Hello, is the office still open?
Yes ma'am.
They are saying Cina's getting arrested.
So, we might deviate for a little bit to see what's going on with Cina.
I don't know, just to see what's going on.
Is he not arrested?
Yeah, but you know how maybe, they could be lying.
Yeah, my chat is on the lot of things.
Bonnie has their stamp, she's bouncy hunting her ass.
You ready?
What the hell's going on here?
Alright.
What's going on?
Okay.
Oh wait.
What is your issue?
What's my issue?
Yeah.
Do I know it?
No.
I didn't even get to tell you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
So whole day I feel like I've been getting disrespected.
Whoa.
The whole day.
So it started off this morning.
Okay.
Give me a red bull.
Red?
What?
Yeah.
What?
I'm sorry.
You were about to go do that shit.
You're too nice.
Why were you about to get up and give me a red bull?
I saw your feet bull.
I saw your feet moving.
That's nothing I was gonna say.
My chest is on two nights.
You are too nice.
Like I felt bad saying that shit.
What the fuck?
What, why were you actually about to get up
and get me a red bull?
What the hell?
Okay, continue.
Okay, well, I'll have to, I don't wanna say.
I got robbed by Suburbe, baby.
He took, he took my, my blicky,
cause I was, okay, actually before that,
I got lied to because you know how there's
the water gun fighting, right?
Yes.
my target she promised me five gifted subs who I let her go back to her drug
to prepare right names her they prepare bounty gun money no I need to know the
details okay okay why were you sent to put on a hit on someone and who's sent
you no no no in the app you're there's the water gun thing all right and they
Sign you someone. Oh, who are you assigned? I was on me
Okay, so I was assigned alzami
I was waiting outside of her class to you know put the hit on her with the water gun and
I'm not trying to be disrespectful
But I just seen the weird I doesn't look I don't are we
Are we bad students and teachers for not watching the sound show?
What's going on? Or you think it's okay?
I don't know what's going on.
Give me advice.
Advice? Okay.
Are we bad students?
I feel like you have to at least see one person.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
You're my one person.
Go.
Oh.
Go.
Okay, so Azami.
One, okay.
Azami.
Azami, right.
So she said she'd give me five subs, right?
Yes.
Five subs.
And then I she lied she liked her chat. She said that she lied and
Dang you your eyes were a weird thing. I was I'm cacky whenever I'm cacky. They did those things
See, you know that you just show the whites of your eyes. Yes, so you're right there
Why did you do that? Do what?
If I was an insecure person, I feel insecure about that. Oh, I did you point that out?
I don't know for first of all first of all, I'm trying to learn how to not be so nice actually
I thought I'm too nice, but you said I'm too nice!
I think you are too nice, but you also are too honest, and me saying this right here was
just part of your honesty sticking out and you couldn't have just said that.
What if it was a curiosity question though, and you know you can ask that to your face.
You never just think like these?
No, but you didn't just do that, I literally said yeah that's weird, that's weird.
Like this is weird?
Yes, it's weird, it's weird.
You can't do that!
dead you can't do that no well you can't put your house in the back of your head
no no no you can't do this I thought everybody could do that I don't think
everybody can do that all right my fault continue I was just looking at my
brand you know I could see that wait you can't see the inside of your head no
who can do that everybody that could put their eyes behind you can see like it
you're no you're no I'm not even you're aligned no you're just a little weird
it's okay though. I'll tell you about the nice comment. Continue. Anyways, so then later on, okay,
I guess some people were on the run from somebody, they hid in my dorm and I was like, you know,
give me 10 gifted subs so I don't cinch on you. They left, they didn't give me 10 gifted subs.
So I just feel like everybody is disrespecting me and lying to me and I feel like I'm too nice in
General
Hear me out. It's not disrespect. I just think
You're in lanes, okay, you're doing bad gal tains
but you're not
Rough you like to like yes, you are too nice, but you're like the wrong field
What you doing doing drills and hiding people with bodies and shit and you're this like those and taking serious
What do you mean?
You're supposed to be like, I don't know, helping students around the class and making
me hate you.
I see what you're doing with that shit.
I literally...
Wait, do you snitch to Kai?
Do you snitch to Kai?
I don't even know him for real.
You don't know him for real?
No.
No, man.
You don't even know him for real.
Okay, okay.
So basically, my trust has been saying I'm a goody two shoes, so I decided to skip class
today.
And who's class did you skip?
I skipped Lizzo's class because I had to eat.
Lizzo's class?
Yeah, because I had to eat and I was already running late, so I was like, you know what
I don't know if you guys have been calling me good at two shoes anyways.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
I'm freaking trying to put the talent show on with no audio.
What?
What are you typing?
What you typing out?
I'm trying to see the talent show.
Are you?
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
Anyways, so I skipped the class.
I actually had to run from Kai too.
Actually, I think I saw him far, far away.
He kind of went to get out of here.
You ran from him?
Yeah, I ran from him.
Next to which building?
You know, it was just like the Mill Center building.
You know what I mean?
The Mill Center?
Yeah, you know the one with all the classes?
One more time?
What time was it?
Chad, what time was it?
Wasn't it like 12?
Man?
Yeah, I think there was a witness too.
I think Yana was there too.
She saw me actually.
Yana was there?
I'm pretty sure she was.
But like-
Did the dean see you at all or no?
You ran into him.
Well, he did say I know that's not who I think it is.
So he might have saw me.
And I know my red hair is memorable.
So I like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Anyways, anyways, what was on the time show?
Some girl was on it.
I don't know.
She was getting fucked.
Okay, okay, cool, cool.
Anyways, so yeah, they were calling me a goody two shoes.
I decided to skip and not be a goody two shoes.
So my point is that I'm too nice,
I don't want to be a goody two shoes,
so I have to get into the bad gal lane.
How do I do that?
You into gangs and stuff, right?
What?
You look like it.
What the fuck?
It's the corrows, it's the, you know, the earrings.
Oh my god.
You look like a cosplaying as like a professor.
So I look like a fucking thug.
Yes.
Is it because of my tattoos or something like that?
Look, I feel like I'm black.
That's because you're black.
And you want to be a bad girl?
Yes.
What's your first name?
My first name, like government?
Yeah.
Sinead.
I need to go to the supermarket.
Okay.
Chat, we're getting good advice.
I already, I believe in him.
I believe in him, y'all.
I believe in you. He's a decent girl. He's getting ready. He's getting ready. He's getting ready.
You have a degree in this, right?
Just...
Cool, cool.
What's FAU? Floating out Renshaw University?
Huh?
Oh, there's...
Okay, you know what's that for?
My bag, my bag boy.
Okay, you're...
Yeah, yes sir.
Don't take this the wrong way.
Yeah.
trying to be somebody you're not.
I'm gonna keep it a bing.
You are not a bad gal.
Okay.
And everybody can fucking see it.
I can look at you and know you're just not,
like it's all over your face.
This looks like the face of a girl that's a bad gal.
You're gonna get fucking toned up
in these fucking streets, you understand me?
Hey, I understand, I understand.
I understand, I get it, I get it.
And when you try to be someone you're not.
Okay.
It doesn't often always go well.
And if it does go well,
You will not even if let's say you were about gal and you was us us going crazy. How do you on 25?
Okay, you're us us going crazy clips are bane
You still wouldn't even feel fulfilled. It's not you. We're playing a character. You want it? I
Actually can't guide people this isn't a character. Oh, I am not a thug of any sorts
I'm actually I'm actually a good guy. Oh, I'm a great guy. Oh, okay
I feel like great guys don't say that they're a great guy, but you can have that not bad
What am I supposed to say? I'm a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. No, we just don't claim what kind of guy you are
I mean in this situation when we're explaining good guys and bad guys. Yes, we yes, we do. Okay. All right
I'm you know, you have a degree as I do
Okay, I don't know
Okay, so what do you think you would benefit out of being somebody that you're not why do you want to be a bad gal and what
This is for clout yes for clout do you think only bad gals get clout garner clout?
Okay, it's easier to garner clout. I think I think most most of the gals out there are like bad gals besides y'all
I was about to say Yada, Emily, Sina, Valkyrie, Pokimane, none of them are bad gals and all
of them would get torn up if they were in these streets.
They cannot handle the bad gals streets.
I promise you, I know them motherfuckers.
You do not need to be a bad gal to be successful in this industry.
Yes, it is easier sometimes in certain avenues, but it's not more fulfilling.
You go to bed crying every fucking night.
You don't want that. Just be you.
Now, if you're doing a stream
when everybody knows like, yo, I'm cosplaying, yo,
I'm trying to do some bad gal shit.
This is just for today.
Right. That's perfectly fine.
Okay, okay.
But do not make that your stream persona
because it's not like you.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Is there any other problems you've been having, man?
No, that was the main issue.
Are you going to the face formal tomorrow?
The what? The face formal?
Are you going to the formal hold company tomorrow?
Yes, yes.
Who asked you?
I don't know, I was going to go by myself.
Then you're not knowing.
Everybody needs a partner.
Tell me a few guys' names that you would be interested in taking.
Well, they would ask you, of course, but...
Okay, wait, why?
Why?
Would you like...
Would you help arrange something?
How to arrange something?
You'd arrange something?
Okay.
How do you feel about my boy Wabbe?
I don't know what he looks like.
What's he look like?
Wabbe?
Let me see something real quick where is my Twitter, my Twitter, um, fuck I don't really
have, let me just type his name in right here, alright.
Oh, okay.
Streamer.
How old is he?
24.
Okay, alright.
How old is he today?
Oh, he got a tit-tot.
He got a tit-tot today.
Oh, he got a tits-top.
He got a tits-top today.
Little tits-top.
Okay.
Wabi.
Okay, not bad.
No, Wabi.
He just showed up.
He's a great guy.
He's a cool guy.
Do you want to say?
All right.
That's not that option.
You know, Youssef?
Yes, I know Youssef.
You talk with Youssef.
He's cool, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, baby.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have any other games?
Nope.
I'm gonna do what I need to do and you got to do what you need to do yes sir yes sir be myself
okay and you you be yourself to embrace your every aspect of yourself I'm not a bad guy
okay they all say that yo that you get used to some shit yo yo did I just get used to some
Yo, did I just lob up you sir?
That's
Yo, bro
Did I just cook up for this nigga bro, you see what it's telling show doing bro
So I just go to the talent show chair
Or should I watch it
So that go or watch it?
Change.
Hey, hey, change.
Go on.
Change.
watch it man who's POV should I watch
I want to get used to it here.
10 10 10 look you better paw off oh
Shit
Oh shit. Oh
Shit
Is she doing her say she's warming up or what down here
She needs a mic on the guitar.
things go. Can't remember how to say your name. Little, can all of freckles on your face.
A distant memory I used to know. Oh, I guess that's just the way things go. Oh, I guess
That's just the way things go
Can't remember what you said you called
Lost away and it was still my fault
The love you said you had is on time shoot
Oh, I guess that's just the way things go
Oh my gosh, that's just the way things go
Look at my Dean. That's my Dean. Look at my Dean
My fucking Dean. Hold on to the mic
I'm just a bigger guy
And there's too much on my mind
That I don't even want to try
Guess it's not far from the food
But you do say you love me for you
It's okay sweetheart, you're nervous
But I guess that's the way things go
Yo, nigga, yo, get some losers in this fuck-ass chat, bro.
I hate a nigga like that.
You're a fucking loser, nigga.
Yo, is this crime?
That was not your chat, bro.
I see the niggas talking shit in this Lizzo chat, bro.
That shit's like a bro.
She was great, gang.
No, it's not.
That's just the way things go.
She did great, bro.
That was beautiful.
And she's nervous as fuck, man.
I'm getting nervous talking to her for the crowd.
Let her on singing.
I'm finally going to hear your beautiful guitar playing.
So I'm going to give you a seven out of 10.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm giving that a really, really out of the vibes.
8.5, like an 8.7.
I'm going to tip this week.
Literally everybody's job to kind of they put seven crazy each other
See much better than this
Yeah exactly
Okay
I
Like that nerve you coming that should make me cramp everybody shut the fuck up and boom the beat
Anyway, so she gives a lack of preparation, but you're very very talented at guitar and singing so we're gonna go eight out of ten
So let me go on all of them.
90 K, at least 60.
Yo, these are good cookin'.
Contestant on the show!
But them they can be cookin'.
Give me that for contestant number four, y'all.
Then I can give Lacey the boat.
Oh my god. Shit.
My bestie!
Give me Lacey the boat.
Uh oh.
Give my dog Lacey the boat.
He sit right over the mic.
you said right now this is
her chat hanging out no bro
oh no just for the phone
no i didn't let the white boy talk bruh let my dog talk bruh
chat
A thousand talent show. Truthfully, what should I have done?
I need like a week of warming up. Everything, reading music, everything.
So every time I pick it back up, I just go,
It's like one of the things, you know when you're in a room, think of it actually,
Think about actually doing your room an hours pass by you're like wow the fuck is at 9 p.m. Or 2 it guitars at the chip from a game
I'll sit there learning a song for what is that?
Jason
You don't know babe, when you hold me
You kiss me slowly, it's a sweet thing
Oh, yeah, and it don't change
If I had it my way
Oh my gosh, he's good
You would know that you are
Oh my gosh, he's good
You look happy late in the morning
You're the sunshine in the rain with his boyfriend
Won't you give yourself to me, give it all
I'm so excited
I just wanna see how beautiful you are
You know that I see
I know you're a star
Where you are
I
Know every guitar is fucking gonna kill himself. I heard all the wrong fucking
Decent though, I don't know if you played before this is first time playing essentially kind of good
I think you you killed it oh you killed it too but I'm gonna tell you why I said
she killed it first because again y'all just met out there because I saw you at
the spelling bee earlier and you wasn't gonna be at the talent show so again he
just looked up the tabs online in a company her real quick but you know
what for just looking up the tabs are not mattering
How long do you practice this?
Five minutes, ten minutes.
What?
Okay.
It sounded great.
So what is your 10, 8.5?
What's the grade?
18.5!
She got a 10 there, Mary Jane.
That's a beautiful
He should have he could have lied if you would have said I just learned today you would have
But good job, you know
Work on your
And I think we did but you know just your commitment keep that rhythm a little bit make sure you stay in there
I'll tell you try to take credit for that last little note a little bit stay off the mic
Let the mic stay on the side of the game a little harmonization at that end
It was the same note. It was the same note. Yeah, it was the same note
Oh my god, it's queen gonna be in this shit
But you know, hey, y'all snared up y'all did your thing. It was beautiful. Obviously I need queen in this shit
Shack, should I bring, should I say I bring this closer for y'all? I won't try to see you like
Or you all fine, you're not complaining.
I gotta tell you, I really, really, I really don't like Jason the William, man.
But you did an amazing job.
You did.
Jason, you did a good job too.
We don't go 7.5 out of 10.
All right!
Thank you, contestant number five.
You see the clothes, baby?
You want me to turn this off?
Contestant number six!
Come on.
Contestant number six. Six, six, six, six.
All right.
Wow. She's paying for my stuff.
Look, six cents, bro.
Contestant number six.
Open the batch up.
That battery said one.
Good.
Zero percent.
How many contestants we got tonight?
Y'all know?
That would be total information out there.
How many people?
How many of you have that?
Do we have the USB-C here?
Shit, I'm trying to figure it out.
Really?
Not for right now, but...
right now, but back to the market.
I know, 18.
Oh, you have an entry?
Oh, shit.
It might be a not-real-life strike-up.
I have nothing to hold on.
Shut up.
Oh, late.
Hell yeah.
Contestant number five, six.
Six.
Please.
Contestant number six.
Seven.
Oh, yeah.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
We're making good time.
It's time to end the run and off.
Get off of me.
Contestant number seven please.
Send them into the man's stage,
send them to the man's stage.
If you were to known the message
I just got on my fucking phone.
We're not gonna judge you extensively.
Oh my God.
If you're going to vote on the judge's application,
please verify this.
Oh my God.
You're not your current,
does not show me?
I wish, yo.
I chose, contestant number seven.
The girl's not in, the girl's in need of this dump.
If you know you next, please stand by the stage.
Okay, I just know they never change.
They never change, whether they're, what is this?
Did everybody get numbers assigned?
Oh, you thank you.
If you know you next, be ready.
Cause we might have to go to eight and seven.
Red Bull gave us a little care package.
Okay, it's a portable charger as well.
I didn't know I needed that sh**.
Some extra goodies for your final push of Streaming University Tourney's Red Bull.
You know we love Red Bull chat.
Let me f*****g Red Bull.
Let me...
What's this?
Some shades?
Oh, actually some shades!
What the fuck?
I'm looking at you.
Ciao, I'm looking.
2789, that's two nines?
Alright.
Y'all, y'all need to be ready.
Alright.
Swag.
Yeah, I'm going up next. Y'all ready?
I need y'all to turn me up in this bitch.
Alright.
He just mooned it.
Alright, y'all ready?
How many tackles has kind done this stream University gay this niggas always tackling them getting taken down or something
this nigga not real it was the diss trap
thank you
no W. Lizzo in the chat W. Lizzo in the
check those facts
I'm gonna play a little bit of a song I learned like 10 minutes ago.
Okay, so first, I'm gonna show you guys how to do it.
Wait, what is this?
Get me on the fucking game.
I'm so bad.
He don't realize it.
Wait, I'm not a nigga and I don't even know him.
We gonna get on again, don't even worry about it.
Yeah, and she bad, obviously she bad fucking platonically nigga, like what, shut the fuck
up.
Now you're just platonic love bro, like I love you Colton, and Colton loves me.
I love you too man.
You know what I'm saying?
Just like that.
you know I can't, I can't, sorry I actually turn it off, okay, I can't, I can't, I can't
I can't, I can't, I'm sorry, I have to turn it off.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't listen to shit like this.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Something happens.
What the fuck?
Why is that she's got a clarinet?
Ah!
I literally just tried learning it in the first round.
Alright, contestant number...
You might have just killed your whole chance to get a class president because of this.
Shit, I ain't going to lie.
Still got two more days.
We could forget about this moment.
But the power rankings might have just tanked a little bit.
Just being honest, sweetheart.
You can come to my office, you can talk about what we can do to change that, fix it, make
people forget, but you know what I'm saying, got to be honest with you, sweetheart, got
to.
Is this Shaz?
Can y'all do it together at the same time?
You do it on that side, she do it on that side.
Here we go, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson.
You want to go first, he's going to go first.
You want to go first?
You do it on that side, she do it on that side.
Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson.
You want to go first, or you go first?
You go first?
No, you go first, go first, go first, go first, go first.
You go first, go first, go first, go first.
You sure?
Mine's fast, mine's fast, mine's fast.
I don't have this really Italian,
but it's something that I've been doing
like my whole life.
Damn, my voice is fucked up.
No bet.
Shit.
A little bit.
Okay.
Um.
Feel and live like this.
All right.
Come down.
Come on.
Got it.
I love you.
Show.
Okay.
Anybody's here, boys.
If you could do this, um, I don't know, but I can literally touch the ants by the nose
with my tongue.
Oh.
So you eat burgers?
No, let's do it.
No.
And.
So she got a long tongue?
It's always long enough to go all the way down to my chin.
Okay.
Let's let's let's let's see this. Let's see this. Let's get to it. Don't be negative now. Ain't no freaky shit, okay?
I'm staying up.
Hello, Talon. You're making it tough. You ready? You're making it tough.
Talky shat. Show me some.
Shit is embarrassing.
Let's get a close-up.
You know people with their nose by the chin first.
Let's go let's go back and forth a few times.
I don't think so.
Oh, shit!
I know my nose.
Oh
That one's crazy
Thank you.
Yo, yo, chat, yo.
Get yo' house out in the motherfucking gutter.
We are all versions in this motherfucking chat.
You want to see what I'm saying?
We are all children of God.
We don't think negative thoughts.
No, no, no.
Seeming retention.
Yes, yes, yes.
We don't do none of that shit.
We are abstinence.
We don't touch our pickle.
We don't excrete our semen
Or go the nectar we're saving that for a wife
We do not use condoms why cuz we are abstinence
We are asexual
We don't partake in that so get your brain out the motherfucking good
Put it on. Put it on.
Lay your feet. Lay your feet. Lay your feet.
Press play.
We need number 10 to be rap team 2-5.
Rap team 2-5.
Everybody get back to the rap team for their side.
We're back, son.
You hear?
No, this is not singing.
They won't perform that.
Here's the DJ's.
They're going to do it all night.
No, we don't sing.
Yeah, no, we don't sing.
The DJ's are working?
The DJ's not here?
No, we don't sing.
No, we don't.
I don't know.
We don't.
DJ.
production getting fired I'm here it's a yo Lizzo's chat is cancer I don't know
how Lizzo's chat got this age with his age
I think it's just normies
So I won't get no not switch. It's just dumb. Yo, stop
Get still get a office
I was the craziest ever.
I mean, what's your job?
I look at you.
Swing.
I'm going to get out of here.
You get out.
Since I've been here.
Oh, what is it?
I'm going to rock.
Since I've been here, how many followers
have I got?
I don't know.
I'm going to ask you something.
Just think out, though 100,000 followers in three days?
I don't know what it's like.
Three days, like?
Go sell it, bro.
Why am I going to sell it?
Man, this thing is going to talk about bad times.
I don't know what bad times are.
I'm going to go slow crazy.
I don't know what to do.
What if I want to slow crazy on dad?
I do need some guidance, nigga.
Honestly, I'm not a master at fighting that bottom.
I got a lot of cracks on the truck.
Wait, what's wrong with it?
Who's the guy crashing on?
I'm crashing.
Yo, what?
What?
I don't know why.
I just thought about it, but I just thought I got cracked.
Yo, listen to this.
Just come on, fuck it off, it's bruh.
I'm not on thug time and no more, bruh.
I'm cool.
Whoa, what is costume at Julia doing, Gigi?
I mean, JoJo.
You're just so fast.
The mic is right there.
Yo who is your name?
It's King Jojo and I'm going to interpretate
an amazing dance that I'd like to do
from my hometown.
From Broward?
You didn't say where you from?
He didn't say where you from?
From Miami, Florida.
He bought a stick. He bought a stick for the 305.
Florida.
Turn that fucking music off though.
I
Bro play my dog music bro forget tight
DJ Lock-In, DJ!
Go, Bro!
DJ is tripping!
He making a do-it-a-do while he kicks...
Oh shit!
Huzz, huzz, huzz, huzz!
Come on out, Florida, come on out, Florida, take it.
Florida, nigga, Florida.
Now if the show got to do so with him, Florida, yeah, we need more Florida representation.
All the big streamers that flowed up besides me are not from fucking Florida nigga
They're all fucking Florida Lumpers ruining the like my party's Miami fuck ass whole ass niggas that do these streams out there
Oh, I
God damn me some real Florida representation gang
I'll be DJ's just flooded Miami gang
Dean is on Miami Dean's it you're a freaking Broward Dean's a Broward all the Broward streamers
are cool
You see those shrimp he's a he's a Broward
You're from Broward to the same I
see this place so I was like the last
oh oh
I blew off all the everything I do
oh oh
I'm married please
still I said I do
hey hey
I come from a property
I'm from a property with these views
this is why I was not here
God first promised I can't move
until six more kids there are just blue
but I'm like the thieves
but they got my cash
I'm like the gold
I'm like the diamond
I'm like the gold
I got that from a cop, Cosnet, put a badge on my face
You wanna see my back?
Look who's got me in this face
And I got this smart for a start crazy
Give me a hug, give me a hug
I knew I was acting as if I was crazy
Give me a hug, give me a hug
Just for me, you're my best friend every day
Just promise to me you'll be like what I did
Hey, you got a 10?
Yeah, I got a 10.
Yo bro, look, no offense, my brother.
Like, I'll tell you this to your face.
You performed your ad-libs game.
That was the performance of your ad-libs.
You did not say the...
You didn't even know the lyrics to your own song.
And you had yourself rapping in the background
like you had a concert.
No, this is a talent show.
No, just rapping your own shit.
With the instrumental playing.
You got a 10.
with the instrumental playing you performed your instrumental game then
you go perform asshole no no no I'll I'll if I go perform go up there look
like him I appreciate it brother thank you thank you for going through all that
to do that. Shut up Larry King!
We think...
We're Suki going.
What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing with Suki?
What the fuck?
Drill on who though?
Phantom wallet
I'm in a good boy. Yeah, I'm not on this wall at all
Mullen got locked up?
Mullen got locked up before?
Haskell is performing where I need to see that.
Just the guy I was looking for.
Hey you.
How you doing?
How are you?
This is the one in the talent show.
Wait, Haskell is performing.
You know Haskell?
Oh, not really.
Turn it down.
Turn it down now.
Okay, actually, turn it on me a little bit.
All right.
This is going to be a little bit differently than the tongue show.
Maybe a little bit more of a message.
Let's get started.
What the?
Number one.
What?
I'll be teaching you guys actually how to manipulate.
So, as of recently, I've learned many movies how to actually manipulate your opponent and win the most for your chance to attack.
Never.
say emotionless. Right when the pawn knows your exact emotion, Mr. Diva, he will win.
So make that smile. Go ahead. Next, say all calm and collected. So actually manipulate
you're filming you can check them like a pawn in the game
yo yo this motherfuckers not real gay I ain't sure what he wearing oh
Alright, respect the equipments.
Did you just bike drop Igelot?
That was low key aura.
Yeah, you kinda killed that.
What you got going on, I should take a seat.
Well, I don't know if I can talk to that for everyone else.
So what does that mean?
I don't know, they said it came to your office.
So I came to bother you.
Racket first?
They're really good.
Are you a sauce guy or some ranch?
I don't want to interrupt you if you want to watch your students.
It hurts and I got arrested.
What's she getting arrested for?
She was on the mark talking about fuck the dean, fuck SUVs.
No, I'm tired of, look.
I know.
These motherfuckers got to stop playing character that they're not.
Sir, you are a nice gal.
Stop trying to be a bad gal.
That's not in your body.
It's not you.
Guess what?
Even better than that, she ran away, she got arrested, she got put in a cop car.
She ran away from the cop car and escaped.
She got out.
She escaped successfully.
Was she in handcuffs?
Maybe.
They arrested her with the hot...
Where's she now?
I don't know her camera got fast.
What's with her camera now?
What's with her 30's is that?
Does she end?
Chad, does Sina end?
Sina.
Yo, she ended.
Hello.
She...
What?
She... what the fuck?
I don't know, why don't you at the talent show?
If you were at the talent show...
I went to the talent show.
No, no, no, that's not what I'm asking.
If you were in the talent show...
Yeah.
Bless you, madame.
If you were at the talent show, what would you do?
I have a lot of talent.
Well, first of all, my main talent is...
I'm really strong.
I weight lift.
Okay, we will get into that. Come, come, come. Let's watch UV real quick.
I put it up, Yusuf. I put it up in the trash can earlier.
Okay, I need that clip. Alright, let's look at Yusuf.
Hello?
you
Oh
These are two class president nominees. I go out and kill that shit. I'm letting would you get out of time?
They they they kill that shit
They kill that shit
Rage clear I cannot do that
I cannot do this bliss. Let me hear your song
No, it's just in my phone. I'm not publishing it
He said I should go in studio with T-Pain and Lizzo to fix it. Wait, you made it off-stream. Oh, I just made it like the day before I came here
Just for funsies with an off-stream. Yeah
Why
It was really really cool. So like oh my this is gonna hate when I show him
So I'm not gonna make it on stream so that it's like ultra big impact
Do you know this guy you'd like him a lot of people hate him apparently
Yeah, make sure everybody is listening please now look as you guys already know homecoming is tomorrow
Yes, we all know homecoming is tomorrow
Look, I don't have a date
Oh my god, he's not about to ask out the most beautiful girl on this campus
We think
This oh oh no
She was the only one that was so so kind to me who every single day every time I talked to her
She always talked back and she was very very kind. She was she's beautiful. She's so sweet
As you seems very lovely. No, I don't know her personally, but we're gonna sue I gotta do what I gotta do
Okay, what I will say okay, you got me too much. Let's get sure to it. Okay. Let's do that. Yeah, I know
Would you go to homecoming with me?
Oh, shit!
I'm sorry.
Oh, she's hot.
What?
Do it, man!
You know, shots taken a few hours of...
What am I supposed to do?
The best thing about niggas I don't understand...
I would do some shit like that, but after I got some hints or something that she's gonna say yes, gay, like what the fuck?
He ain't got no type of hint. No type of nothing.
I need some type of confirmation in the back. I can't get embarrassed like that.
Okay, from the whole school, she sure just said yes. Like you know when you propose and everyone's recording, just say yes and you tell them no later on.
That she can't because the whole world see now the whole world tomorrow is to expect them to be together and she's in the
Papa with another native
Huh
She's not a bird
That's that that's her friend their friends
My set you out that's your up through
Well, yeah, she wasn't sticking up for us.
She wasn't, and I had disappointed him.
You kind of did something with it, with putting me on the flock, oh, he taught me a lot.
He'd like about like getting like, like street smarts?
Yes.
You know, flock was a bit, actually, I, me and flock are in a rough patch right now, but I do like the guy.
That's a good dude.
He's awesome, you're matching your red ball, that's so cute.
I'm not perfect, what is this? I'm not purposely matching my red ball actually.
We're going back to where I thought I'd go
Nobody has promised you no
So I'm gonna love you every night
It's the last night
My kiss on last night
Is the death of the past
I'm gonna keep next to you this evening
Oh, oh, oh
It's the time you was over
You know the lyrics, why don't you sing it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yo, that's...
Would you have the balls to sit up there?
I know.
That's why I'm not up there.
I think you can do it.
I can't do it.
Is that your body?
I couldn't, like, sing the song in my French studio without having the headphones on knowing that, like, no one could hear.
But I'm talented, though. Don't be that twisted. I am.
I just want to be the only one.
I'm not the only one.
I'm the only one.
I just want to be the only one.
You're going to show me the song. You're going to show me how to talk to me.
Yeah, if you want. If you really, really want me.
Let me hear you.
Don't let this divide me if it's bad, okay?
That's all that matters.
I will say this. I will judge you.
Okay. I appreciate that.
I'm going to judge you.
That means you have to carry a little bit, I think, at least, right?
I want to hold you, just for one more time
You didn't, you don't know, that's beautiful
I want to hold you, just for one more time
I want to be next to you
Did you see her reaction to getting accepted?
What happened?
It's gonna come back in like two seconds.
It's yes, I did.
Isn't she gonna...
Is it worth the milk on herself?
What?
She poured milk all over herself.
Is that not Ichinisa?
Yeah, that's some shit you would do.
Now, send me your song.
Let me hear the song.
Why won't you say that?
Wait, is there something wrong with her doing that?
No.
I really like that she did that
What's this I see everyone has these I didn't get one everyone. That's some clicky shit. I
Had to and then challenge the other one and put on her hat. I seen some girl in cheer had it in her hair
What does that mean? I think
All the gang niggas is talented
Oh, this is my shit.
Why are you looking like that?
He's like...
Shit, he even is like wiping his hair.
He ain't got no...
Oh my God, that's so shit!
Come on, run and bust.
We've had some great acts, but uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
I'm here on stage tonight.
That was a mad stutterer.
Yeah, and you just turned it up a little bit.
There we go.
I think I know how to do it.
Yo, this thing is funny.
Girl, I'm not with you.
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
What?!
What the fuck did that come from?!
What?!
Alright!
That's super dramatic!
Yo, there's no fucking way!
You're gay!
this thing work I just think we should take it slow
we're just ordinary people
we don't know which way to go
but we're ordinary people
maybe we should take it slow
take it slow
Oh, baby, this time it's me.
Don't have masculine ass voice.
I'm not in here.
Take it, sir.
The voice deep in my head.
Oh, baby, this time it's me.
Give me some.
Yes, you're looking talk to me.
Hey, this ain't no movie, no.
No, it's not.
He calls me a fucking bitch.
I'm impressed.
I won't give you the nerve to hear.
Oh, baby, sometimes it's seven, seven.
and we'll head back to hell again
Holy shit!
Am I a shrewd bitch?
I hate the queue call
We rise and we drop
We fear just by walking away
But as long as we dance
We take sick and sense
It's no use, not your friends
They're not scared of what you would say
We need this ordinary people
Come on, we don't know which way to go
Oh, shit!
We need this ordinary people
Maybe this...
Oh, is he the cheer coach?
I don't think so.
This nigga talented, bro.
Every day nigga, I know it's talented, bro.
Every day nigga, talented, baby.
Hey
The max
This ordinary people John legend
So why you not challenging me?
I want to, like, I want to get the other people a chance to shine.
I want to still show them.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like I'm slow
Maybe this song is taking me slow
I can't even hear it
Yes, maybe this is the next one
Yo, this is like a 10 out of 10
10 out of 10
I used your song? Yes. I'm about to listen to A. Zadim's.
Why are you laughing?
It's not a long song.
First of all, you are amazing.
When I see him, I'm about to give him a hug. No cat.
You ain't doing it for a second. I'm just okay. I love you.
Number 16!
Alright, let me hear you sing something quick.
Okay.
Wait, is that kello? They get these niggas on the shit, quit this fuck.
I'm gonna do something out of the cover, you feel me? I like when the crowd is into like,
It holds so let's get involved. So let's start it over
Baby, I just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt? Oh shit. I know you smell the perfume
You don't believe in stories
You know that they're all
Bad as you are, you stick around, and as you start to go right
If I was a man, baby, you'd never worry about what I'd do
Cause I'll be coming home, that's you
Every night, through your night, you're the town boy with the serpent veins
This is for the diamonds and hands for the chains
Baby, you're a star, I just wanna show you
You are, you should've let me love you
That he'd be the one to keep you everything you want and need
Baby you're love and perfection
Baby you're selection
So we all will love some bonus to be
Baby you're showin' me love you
Love you, love you, love you
What the fuck?
Yo what?
What the fuck?
What?
He's not even bad at that.
If he was actually ass.
Yeah, very good.
There you go.
Alright, can I come in and see you for a counseling on my side?
The security's not letting me in.
10 out of 10, man.
Yo, what the fuck?
Number 17.
Do my job if they don't let niggas in the motherfucking building
Don't get him while we play your song
I don't know what's going on, but I already know what happens, I already know what's going on, but they just said I got inside, but my way is still in university, and it's just fine, till you know who you met, trying to stay in college, say, do your homework, do your research, drink that iron, I'm so good.
I got a breath but um you the play it's uh called the greatest love of all very wholesome
we gotta play that in front of her that was some calm breath
Fuck, I got some tight shit
She stole your flow
I love this song, Jack
Queen is hard
We can group watch.
The abs of this performance will be on top.
Great performance.
I
to believe.
She's so good, girl.
I found a great place.
Love, love, and science.
A great place, love, and science.
Oh, my god.
It's like a new school.
I
Some frustrations after the performance
It's happenin' to me, no matter what they say from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because of rape
It's happenin' to me, yeah
I miss your church obviously behind me
I just don't, well I do eat a lot, but I'm not watchin' my teeth
I
Did you win bro
Her voice is so good
She ain't one of them all
She ain't one of them all smurfing fucking diamond lobbies right now
It's not fair, she's smurfing gang
I would have performed to that
Wasted for the next one
I love singing. Oh, I don't love to I don't sing but I love singing like when people say I don't yeah
I don't know if you're going to ask me to start singing. I have to be clear. I can't sing, Bob.
Okay.
What's wrong though? Are you okay?
Well, originally my frustrations were just happening now. I was actually coming in to see you and then the security was like, he wasn't even nice about it.
I was like, no, no, I was like, no, no, room 307.
He's in there. I promise I'm not lying to you.
Why would I lie to you?
And he was like, he said, all right, I'm coming for you.
But if there's nobody in there, nobody.
He walked the front door, didn't even scan the door,
shine the light down the hallway.
Hello, is anybody there?
All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
I'll make sure the clip, bro, is bad.
And I'm telling him, like, bro,
you think I fucking lied to you?
He's like, no, no, good fuck out, good fuck out.
Brother, they got fucking,
God thought it was Captain America
defending the fucking US Constitution or something.
I'm telling you, bro, if you don't believe me,
Let's go 307.
He's like, no, no, no.
I'm trying to light down the fuck.
He didn't even skip.
I'm trying to light down the hallway.
Didn't even walk up to the top.
I'm gonna talk to him.
I should have asked for his fucking name, bro.
He was in a golf cart.
Bro, cause that's great.
That's ridiculous.
I have no power or anything.
Brother, that guy could probably spell me himself.
He didn't even need to be in that room.
It's a real-ass, no restrict.
Like, if you was being nice about it and you were like, yeah.
Bullshit.
I can show you, because you used to talk about some,
come on up.
I mean, do you wanna pull it up?
Do you want to pull it up the way I was treated?
I will.
I will?
I'm so sorry.
I just...
Just be breathing.
Yeah, I want to look.
Sorry.
How did you even get in?
There was no...
Every door is locked.
The door was wide open.
There was nobody there.
And I...
Every...
I don't know why I didn't get in.
I don't know.
I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I should can you make sure that door stays open?
No, but fucking Captain America for moving the door to close it. I should have got he was awesome. Nah, fuck out
Sure shine the lighting shit like this. Hey, I should have got he went to the hallway like this
No, no, let's get the fuck out
No, no, I'm like I'm like I'm like bro, and then I then I was starting it
I usually like to be a cool, calm, collected guy,
but when it's really time to get down, I could get down.
But I'm thinking, look at the security guy, he's pretty big.
I'm like, I'm not gonna win this battle until I'm like,
bro, you think I'm fucking lighty?
You think I'm fucking lighty?
I'm not saying it loud.
I'm saying it quietly to my stream,
just for my stream to hear it, but not him.
I've never been talking around like that.
So I was like, how am I supposed to,
I thought guidance was allowed,
whatever, I'll check your stream, you're available.
And then, so I'm like,
and then he just sitting there,
going there, and I just, he's in the golf cart.
So he's mobile, he's mobile, he's in the golf cart,
about Yatal, I believe he was Hispanic,
and he was awesome.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, bruh.
Like, no, I understand if he was respectful.
It's not what you say, but it's how you say it.
That's how I was raised.
Like, I'm all about respect and stuff like that.
He over there,
ha, ha, ha, ha, fucking, oh my god.
I know, you had a bad day,
where he, ha, ha, and shouts like that.
And over there, I'm just-
Yeah, that's the same thing,
because Kai called me to his office earlier,
and everyone's like, please go to Kai's office,
go to Kai's office, and I'm waiting outside
of Kai's office, and I'm like,
can I go in?
like I called me and then I was like hello I called me and it's pretty good
like no no no no no you can't come in and then I got around I didn't go to his
office now I'm probably gonna get expelled yeah but respect me that's
that's a big that's a big snap right there I'm saying me I use the building
but no I don't invalidate you I'm not validating you at all
basically I'm trying to say is bro he didn't even I told him room 307 meal
center room 307 meal center I'm like room 307 I'm like can you go room 307
Okay, you step right there. I mean we're nobody's there fucking grabbed off. He's like you gotta leave not my bra
I'm not lying. Oh, come on
Like I said, but like I said, bro, what if that cuddies right-hand man, then I'm fucked
Yeah, what is really going through that cuddies right-hand man. That's Kai's right-hand man
I could be right-hand man right-hand man. I could be fucked right now even say nice, bro
He might close that door. He might fucking come on the corner.
Okay, just relax. So we can be brief.
Can we please...
It could have been bad.
Can you hand me handle this?
Yes, we can handle this, but Guapo?
I can show you. I'm not exaggerating.
Honestly, I'm 100 million. That's the deal.
Okay, I have the clip right here for you, Guapo.
Uh, I hope I wasn't exaggerating it, bro.
We'll go to the clip.
I look, you got mad, I said a bad word.
You said nigger?
No, no, no.
What bad word did you say?
It's all our word.
How's it all our word?
Retard?
Retard.
Well, I don't know.
Well, it depends.
Hey, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Let me see.
Wait, wait, what?
I heard that.
No, no, no, stop it.
Did I say rape?
Okay, okay, because I didn't know what community we were in.
Because Rechart is a bad word in a couple of different communities.
I was going to go see the guidance counselor.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I think we're going to pray or something.
What do we do with it?
Well, the guidance counselor.
I'm going to go to the guidance counselor.
We're going to go to the guidance counselor.
Give me the fucking shit.
I'm gonna grab a piece of shit.
Get a tiny piece of shit, and I'm gonna fall on top of it.
I'm gonna get this shit, and I'm gonna pull the trigger.
I'm gonna grab a piece of shit, and I'm gonna get this shit.
Hey!
Hello.
What's up?
How are you?
Are you teaching them?
I'm learning.
Oh, oh shit.
Okay, okay.
I don't think it's that stupid!
No, it's not stupid!
You go grab him.
I don't know.
He made us a guest room rather good like this.
I don't know.
I forgot how I did it. I don't remember it's in the moment.
It was what Jenna was saying. Fuck the game. Fuck the game.
Oh, no, no, it wasn't.
Fuck you.
I ain't lie, I'm kind of going on with all this shit, Paulie, and she really beat me, she really beat me, sticking it in, shit.
What?
I like about pops man, I really care about her so much, you know what I'm saying?
Even I'm going to be on even more strange shit again.
Isn't that a joke?
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck the curtain.
Shit might come through the night.
Oh, he fucked the fuck up.
I'm a lady to come up here. No, they was that way. He might do a proposal. Oh my god
Jeremiah with us us
Who's ladies
Wait, lots of cameras?
Oh, no, you got it.
You don't drink, you don't drink.
What the fuck are you sloppin' on this shit?
Who's this?
That's her age.
Can we just have something to drink?
Alright.
Sir.
I'm nervous.
I said, you should let me love you.
Let me be your one and only.
Can you do everything you want and need?
Let me be your love and the tax man.
Keep going, you got it, you got it.
You don't know the lyrics.
I don't know, I'm nervous, so I just sit here and look at you. It was so pretty.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yo, Aisha!
Why, he's a dog! If he's gonna do it, then do it!
He's doing it, he's just a little nervous.
Oh, she's gonna sing it!
You should let him love
Damn!
He'd be the one to give you everything
What can we do?
Very good luck and protection
Make him your collection
Show you the way love
Supposed to be
All right
He said sorry
You have all done?
What would you do?
What?
What would you do?
Queen to the Microsoft State
I'm a little silly
So I said, because Luther Codd's girl, you know, he don't like profanities, so I couldn't put that.
I said, will you give your girl to my weed and my boss?
What?
Will you give your girl to my weed and boss?
That's why you're still in school.
Yeah.
I don't know how that worked, but it worked.
Yeah.
There you go, kids. There you go, kids.
Don't do that to him.
My friends.
Don't not tell him. No, don't embarrass him like that.
Chill out. He's streaming you.
Ain't nobody kissing.
Oh!
Oh, the cheek they're good.
Ah!
Yeah, she's here.
My house!
She's here.
Whoa.
GG.
How'd you get in?
Oh, there's no access?
We watched the talent show.
I know. So like...
We watched the talent show.
There's a lot in this line?
So like, when the talent show is done, then the line is going to start getting smaller.
Because you got to talk to me about some shit.
But I got to talk to security guard real quick.
It was like some guy was uh, was trying to um, he was a witness. What's that guy being mean? Was he tweaking?
He wasn't being mean, but he was doing this job.
Do you know now there's people in here?
No, he didn't.
The guy that was doing soundcheck, let me in.
I am having a class here, so students come open the door for them, please.
Thank you.
Who the fuck are you yelling into?
Where?
The door is locked.
Bro, she was locked. He just yelled to whoever the fuck down there. He's down there. It's a lot
It's locked and did not allow me to hang a lot. Yeah
Well, I don't know why you say he wasn't there
Oh my god, it is curfew though.
It is curfew.
Are your doors open?
It is curfew.
It's curfew.
The lawn's on stage?
Fuck.
It is curfew.
It's curfew.
The lawn's on stage?
Fuck.
I'm not gonna go play in a pie.
That's what they notice.
I am going to go like this.
I'm going to go all the time.
All right, let's go back.
I honestly do want to hop on a game with Jay Mommy Chat.
Should we have more rounds? What would you want us to do?
What do you think is, is cotton?
Did you see the guy?
the guy. No, we were asking them. He said his tone was crazy.
I got a different tone. He was a snitch, but it was kind of crazy.
What do you think? What I miss?
That guy came up saying he was going to ask him for a Tiana, but Braden had a next thing up for him.
Tiana, they came up saying she was saving for Disney and that she's going with him.
Wait a minute, what happened?
The boy that's going with Tiana went on stage and said save it for Disney because she's going with him.
some pretty crazy drama.
Woo!
You talk to a security guard though?
I know!
How's it going?
I'm nervous.
See, come on in.
I forgot what we were doing.
Nope.
Somebody took your girl, bro.
That is not my girl, bro.
And if...
We go down the show and got 40 contestants.
40 contestants?
No!
Come on!
Chat free, W-free, L-free, V-free!
Having Tyler would be smart.
Something deep down, in my soul, sick crowd
Hey, why don't you say bro what, why don't you say bro what Chell?
Walking in the ground
What did you say in the background?
Man, that guy, what would the Prince say?
Oh, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Having talent would be smart.
I would never say some dumb shit like that.
Thanks for the follow-up, son.
Oh, no.
Why are you taking what Cassie said?
I'll put it on intelligence.
I don't know what he has to say.
I'll never say some dumb shit like that.
Man, right there.
He said that one right?
I'm learning a lot about shooting beats today.
Oh, which one do you like?
I like it.
I like track and charisma.
I used to know it.
Is this your vocal?
Yeah.
My song died.
My phone died.
Your phone died.
Like for something bad, like I feel like she could sing but I feel like it just wasn't a song for her bro.
I just think she actually needs some practice.
I feel like it was forced, but maybe it's not forced but she does have any lessons or training
For sure nervous a part of it
Let me ask you that for you
What is in his talent? I got you bro. Oh god, bro. I don't understand you. Come on man. I love it
You let that yeah, you let it pass the gamers best streamers. Let's see what else sing dance
I got a swag, that was swag, a man swag, F.O.D.
Alright, another lie? Listen. I'm cool off the talent show right now until like I see
see some of that peaks my interest okay. Contested 27. Contested 27. She's singing
an original. I got a sneak peek. I was walking by overheard her singing and I
like singing. Well I don't sing but I like singing as I said earlier. Contested 27.
well they got flowers and they went in there with some nails like a
they threw them at uh yeah uh hello yeah that makes sense I forgot
though hello was even black bad no but also the one who's saying what Jason
the best part that shit was insane that's the goodest fuck that shit was
Fennel, we're not fennel cheats.
Come on.
Wait, where are they?
I'm telling you, where are they?
He's just...
Hold on.
He's not in the park.
Get...get a guapo.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing here?
I'm not saying to fuck.
Where's Lizzo cheats?
What's that?
They just tried to throw you a fennel chair.
Well, that's possible, because...
I don't know exactly what I can say right now
I was going to fucking niggas chance
I don't know if he says in 17. I don't know
So I was right about that.
I want to take a shout out to the staff, to the production,
who's got the way out.
Dancing that.
Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity.
If you're in here as beautiful people,
this is the first talent.
Yeah.
You know, whatever it is you guys are all unique,
you're not different, you're in need, OK?
So I wrote this song, I produced it.
I'm saying on it, I did the beat.
Please turn that up respectfully.
Let's go.
Let's go, you got this!
Day and night!
It's called days and nights!
Pick it up, all the way up!
Well done, man!
Relatively.
All the way up!
Come on!
Pick it up, pick it up!
This is heavy, guys!
Oh
I
Like you don't sound that bad like I talk about the performance
It's like a song.
You know what I'm saying?
They've seen Jimmy here because he's presetting it on the mic.
He got a licks in right here.
I'm sorry, I did something wrong.
You just acted different today.
Oh no.
Different.
We've barely ever hung out before.
The first time you really exchanged words was at DreamCon, and before that it was only in passing.
Don't be shy.
Are you okay?
I mean, yeah, I'm okay.
This is a new experience for me.
you definitely has made me.
That's right.
Are you OK?
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm good.
Are you anxious?
I mean, I mean, I've been pretty, pretty,
Shuma, you've been pretty, you know.
Are you in any trouble?
In trouble? What do you mean?
He's not in any trouble.
Why would I be in trouble?
Well, I'm an actual trouble.
Well, why would I be in trouble?
I mean, that's not gonna trouble.
I got caught from the basketball team today.
Okay.
You got, you didn't get caught for long.
How do you feel about Agent 00?
He's the one that made the decision.
How do you feel about Silky?
He's a great guy.
How do you feel about Phantom?
Love Phantom. Love him.
Yeah
First day first I wish I could hang on I wish I could speak to more hang out with them. You haven't seen him since
I never asked you but can we take a photo?
Of course.
I guess they're right there.
You can't be late or something.
Number 27.
Is that cool?
Could you stand up so we can do like a swag pose?
Is that cool?
Yeah.
Do you mind if I put my arm around here or no?
No, yo.
Kai, sit down.
What do you want?
Joe, can I put my arm around here?
No, Kai, sit down.
Oh, that's tough. That's tough. That's really tough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a really good photo.
Yeah, I don't think anyone has a great photo of this kind of thing, and you have like a lot of nice things in there.
Oh, I'm not a post office post office.
The photo don't?
Yeah, I'm gonna do a trailer for you against the grand post.
I'll be right back. You guys sit here.
After the talk.
Yeah, I just got to set my side a little bit.
Like 15 or 40 of them.
This is 15?
1516 27 but okay back
How are you?
All you want to do is waste my time and play this game
Stop it, I'll never take accountability
We gonna play, we gonna play those games right back
It's okay, I'm cool if you want to go stand for a back
I am hanging in my face
I'm gonna call
Stay here
So, before you say anything, remember I see you before.
I don't know. I saw it. What was I asking? The song was an ass. So what was I asking about?
Or what was what? Your performance. You performed your adlibs. You didn't know the
own lyrics to your own song which is
Thank you for this.
Alright let me say this
This is my first performance ever in life
Nervous.
My fucking T-Pain is in front line of this shit
This guy smells like fucking shit
He smells terrible
Oh shit, wait
Chill, chill, chill.
That's what you got for me.
You're going to my office, but what are you going to send?
Send them back, please.
Like, wait, like, in a corner.
Like, all the way.
Yes.
Hey, you!
I just wanted to say, how are you?
How are you not going?
I was supposed to be having lessons, but the talent show is going on.
There's like, 50 people, so like, I'm kind of booked up.
I'm backed up.
Kind of tired.
I'm tired, too.
You're tired, too?
I don't think I'm even gonna get that much sleep.
What the fuck is going on?
What's happening?
Is there some unknown lore?
I came outside to get on the phone call and I see three people walking up here.
You're okay, I promise you.
You're not the problem.
Okay.
I thought that I just woke in.
I was about to give lessons, but the talent show turned out so we're all watching talent show together.
Oh, yeah, I wasn't talking.
Who wasn't talking?
You weren't?
Yeah, we were talking.
We were talking.
We were talking to us.
What?
She said she just wanted to say, what's up?
And I said, what's up?
Hey, I might have a conversation with myself.
Misha!
You can go in my classroom as well and wait for me to make a phone call.
Okay.
Oh, okay, bye.
I am confused as to what the fuck is going on.
What the hell is happening?
Gwapo's acting weird, and I don't know why.
I'm gonna call someone who I know.
This number doesn't answer.
Or maybe Guapo's just weird and I don't,
that's how he normally is, but I don't know.
It's a little strange.
Who is this?
I don't fucking save numbers on my fucking phone
where I'm cooked.
I think this is the number.
Yeah, this is the number.
Let's see.
Please answer.
Wait, Wabi's new grand gesture?
He's number 30's.
It's just, Geo just...
Hmm.
Sorry, the person you were trying to reach.
Stop fucking farting when I'm streaming, man.
It fucking stinks.
Stop doing that shit.
It's alright, bro.
It's okay.
We'll get pissed.
They didn't answer.
Yeah.
But, apparently Wabbe's doing a grand gesture.
He's number two.
What's that going on?
Who you?
Hello?
Are you good?
Why are you just getting a bag on me?
Why are you here?
You want to talk about something or?
I'm just kidding.
I'll take a package, actually.
That's a package.
They ain't even back.
It's curfew time.
Oh, no.
Whoa, wait, hold on.
What's going on here?
You
The hdmi plug in of course the novice that whole cut-seed uh, basically i'm gonna summarize it for you
That's food.
No, I know.
I just want to be, I am really proud of you for that.
You took Aisha out of here?
For what reason?
I didn't take her out, actually.
She got up and said, because you're funny.
She got up and said, what?
I believe it, because rage is funny.
Rage is funny.
You're moving funny.
I'm moving funny.
Funny.
I just said, I was moving funny.
She said she has a long day tomorrow. She has to perform at cheer routine.
No, what she said about her?
She said you were moving funny.
And she said, well, it was black.
I don't think she said those. I just really felt them.
You're pretty close. She co-fingers.
I know that I don't think that I don't think anything. I just know shit
But
I had a grand gesture to do on a talent show number 37 they just cut this guitar show short cuz a curfew
Monday
I'm about to old. I just farted. I farted.
I did too. So we both about to die from our smear.
I just did again. And it was wet.
Oh! That sounds tempered.
I told you I was going home.
I don't even.
Turn my fan off so it can blow that way.
How the fuck you turned this shit on?
Clear the room.
We are not doing sessions. Guapo is the first to speak to me.
And I just farted.
Now we have one at a time after Guapo next comes. It should be fairly quick.
Right?
Yeah, I mean, if everybody could wait, I rather just the last.
Okay. Guapo is going last. Who wants to go first?
Rock paper scissors should be turned y'all to go first.
All right, but like you're not gonna pull a talent show on me?
No.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah, it's getting pretty jammed.
Come on, you got that?
He said I'm gonna need somebody else.
You ready?
Which one do you want to do?
You.
You're getting nervous.
I feel like you want to be such a great guy.
It's a great guy.
He's kind of silly.
by the way I mentioned I found out the person I was talking about. I don't think I'm in a conversation right now.
What was your conversation earlier?
I was telling you my boy was telling me to like, definitely meet you. The actual?
That ass.
From real life?
Yes, real life.
My sister's boyfriend.
That ass. That's my boy.
Is that the deal you're talking about?
That's my boy, man.
We didn't do it ourselves.
My real life sister's boyfriend.
Bro, I'm being that ass. That ass.
Yeah, I know this kind of stuff though.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, I know him.
I'm from Florida.
Why so sorry?
It's not a, you know, it's a small world game.
I ain't gonna lie.
My brother and your friends with my brother-in-law.
Oh, they're married?
I mean, no, but.
You'd better be dead here.
I don't know.
They just get together for a minute.
Yeah.
No, so we did, so we did the reverse.
I was 20, 23.
What the fuck?
When I was at FSU in Tally, I was, I went to FSU.
Then I was like looking for an internship and then he knew my boy Nick at night.
I don't know if you know who that is.
Yes, I know who the fuck that is.
Nick at night.
So yeah, me and him were close friends and we were also roommates.
And he introduced me to DeAngelo and I was like, yeah, I need an internship to graduate.
DeAngelo was like, yo, come to the door to ourselves, you'll make him a bread.
So then here we are.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's a small room, right?
Yo, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's...
Wait a minute, you said Nick at night.
Yeah, that's my boy.
Did DeAngelo know Nick at night too or not?
They fought together, yeah.
No, Nick at night. You're not they fought together. Yeah, but he Nick that night introduced me to
You say fuck together. Do you know you do MMA? Yeah, Nick and I did it MMA. Yeah. Well, yeah, he did he did
Now he used to take it very seriously, but he don't look like that no more
Yeah, my sister's boyfriend's literally a train killer. He does not he's not that they could kill snitch
He's tough, but what the fuck?
What's up? What's happening?
What is? I'm 24.
Shit! This is a small motherfucking world, gang. That's so crazy to me.
What the fuck? I'm gonna have to text you this.
I'm literally gonna text you.
How's your experience out here, man?
It's been cool, bro. I don't stream. I do YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok.
You feel me?
What the fuck?
So literally the day before coming to streaming university,
I started streaming. I ain't no lie.
But it's been crazy. It's been unreal.
Damn, come on. Have you been having any problems?
I don't know. Or has it been straight smooth?
What the fuck are you taking home coming?
That's the problem too.
I haven't asked anybody, but I know a couple of the balls I can ask.
Whoa.
It's not really a big of a problem.
What girl do you think you're the closest with?
See, he's a thing, bro. I've played basketball. He's been taking a lot of my time.
You want a basketball team?
Yeah.
You want a basketball team?
Come on now, what you talking about?
So you play tomorrow is the game tomorrow. What's time for 30? What's happening at one?
No, so this is homecoming and set at 1 p.m. Or something. I
Really don't know. I ain't gonna lie to you bros getting hard. He's bussy with no, it's fucking. It's just crazy
Not smaller. It's a small world, but here's the two problems. You'll be honest with you. I could be honest with you
like real life answer
so
Obviously, I'm still new to this, so learning a lot.
You feel me?
I feel like I came here unprepared a little bit.
What?
OK, define what would you have done to make yourself feel
prepared, though?
Was prepared?
So I feel like I was preparing more to learn.
Like, I was preparing myself to actually get
what's streamed, right, and actually make the content.
You feel me?
So I didn't really study the people that I was going to be
rooming with, or that I actually made a stream
university.
But do you think you?
I didn't study any of the people in here.
But at the same time, well, this made it a lot easier.
You know what I'm saying?
Probably I mean that's just me I like to punch it to my I did you know I like to have like something back right here
It just makes you feel better going into this on okay makes a little better to what you don't think it's cool
There's learning as you go as well. Just like no absolutely. I love meaning you know I'm saying like I like me new people
But the thing is it's like a lot of niggas you got eagles game. Have you felt the eagles?
Do you feel it in the smallest streamers?
It's more like, okay, everybody just try to get like clips up.
Yeah, and if it's not, if the moment is not a clip, they just don't care about what's
going on.
That, so it's just, my content is authentic, you know what I'm saying, like nothing about
my content is like, I guess performative.
So what type of content do you do?
So you know King68?
Yeah.
Kind of like his.
Are you cool with him or not?
You know him or not?
Yeah, we cool.
He's on the best one team too.
We cool.
But like, you know, 6'8", it can't go on.
That shit crazy.
That's interesting.
Like we cool, like it's not like he's like my best friend.
Wait, so you get bitches?
So you get bitches and you don't got a date for homecoming?
Okay, that has to be the point.
How's the two niggas who get bitches for content?
You went K6-8 and y'all got no date for homecoming.
That'll make no sense to me.
So listen, a lot of my supporters think that
just because the girls come out to me, I crack.
I'm a one man team.
I'm learning, bro, you need a whole team to operate this shit.
I'm a woman.
I go outside, record my life, come back, edit all my clips, edit my YouTube video,
post it myself, brainstorm, so I'm on my team.
So I don't have the time to be doing all that, I just use that to my advantage.
Can I work out?
Yeah, right?
You know what I'm saying?
So...
But at the same time...
Oh, okay, so yeah, you have been busy with the basketball.
I've been busy with basketball, I ain't a lie.
That's what has been taking good portion of my time.
I ain't a lie.
Top three girls you want to get to know now.
You know, but her energy is kind of weak.
I'm not jacking it.
I like it.
That's really easy for me.
I ain't gonna lie.
Not easy like she going, but just more so like, you know, she really fucked me in the
head.
All right.
Another name.
The ones that give me a lot of energy just not that valid.
I ain't gonna lie.
So not crazy valid.
Like this right here, there's a lot of not gold diggers, but clock diggers.
Yeah, right.
There's a lot of status max in here.
I'm trying to get to a lot of status max.
You know you got them they got the top of your dough. I'm telling you there's a lot of status right here a lot of status
I'm actually for sure, okay, so for me to be honest with you, bro
It's yana will be a top choice Eva
Hey, what you know that is
The game from a that's my friend cool. Oh, okay, okay
Respect you know she's cool. She's cool. Yes cool people. Yeah cool. Yeah, who else?
That's a top so I could think of a line
And the other ones are I taken well there was one I was engaged huh? What Queen I
Don't know that's my name. I don't know. Oh, you I think that's me
You know how this Queen look what she has her leader?
She was saying oh, no, she's like she has to come here
Gaged yeah, she's engaged that us
She's dead ass engaged, so please marry you wait wait who has it was engaged
I don't know her name, but I know she's skinny.
She was in the karaoke, I don't know if you would say that.
She was in karaoke, she's light skinned.
Light skinned, karaoke.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tell me here.
Wait, I found light skinned.
Light, like black and white.
No, they're like the skin pigmentation of like what?
Like white lighter than?
Yes.
Light and white.
If you see a white and black, light skinned,
Stephanie Currie, that's her.
Yeah, it's her.
She's tall.
But at the same time, I know who's going for me,
but I'm not gonna lie.
I ain't got, oh, there was this one girl I met today.
They flew out from Jersey.
She's 33 and I might have to take her
to Angolite Union.
Okay, hold on, you said Angolite Union.
It's not Sydney, right?
No.
Sydney Gaines?
No, but who's the light skinned, curly hair?
Angolite Union, that doesn't even be a mission
impossible to find there.
She was just at the cafeteria,
she asked about her social, but she was in Gaines.
I heard about the light skinned, curly hair.
And his light, I forgot her name, Angolite.
And in Gaines, I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, no, I don't know.
I don't know what to do with this.
But to be honest, I ain't allowed.
The Bats Hall game, that's what I'm more worried about.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
What are you worried about in the Bats Hall game?
I'm not worried about it.
Like I'm gonna shine.
I'm gonna shine.
It's gonna be fun.
I just don't know.
They're not some of those who going against.
Yeah.
So niggas sing the brine.
I don't know who to go against the brine.
I said the same thing, you know.
But!
Okay.
It could be our secret.
I do feel like it is someone tough because AJ Devante.
I don't know.
You know.
I don't know.
You know.
I know you know.
I see legal shooters reaction to something that...
He was stunned?
Whose voice is that?
I'm sorry.
I hear a phone.
Who's that behind the camera?
I thought you left.
Okay, let me hurry this up real quick.
Okay, you can tell me about these basketball jankers. I have a lot of people going on right now.
Yeah, I might be out of your way, but I'm excited for it.
I just want Niggas to pass the ball, so we're going to see. We're going to go out there and have fun.
You want Niggas to pass the ball? You can't get a ball or something.
Oh, sure.
Not bars, but you know, niggas that just like,
there's obviously more chemistry with other people
than there is not.
Mind you, I'm.
Are you in the starting five or not?
What's that?
Are you in the starting five or not?
I don't know yet, but they automatically,
do you even practice with us at ball?
Who, Duke?
Yes, niggas in starting line.
Come on, bro.
Are you nice?
I'm decent.
I ain't gonna play ice ball?
Yes.
You was on your team?
I was tough, yes.
You starting?
Yes, but, but.
That alone will have you above some niggas on it.
I got one of this tough King is big King King is
Who says tough Marlin? He's nice. Marlin's cool. Marlin's pretty good. No, he's nice
I think I think max is better than Marlin. Max is yeah, Max is quicker. Max is better than Marlin. He's better than Marlin
I'm sorry. So we got Max Marlin dude. We already do King 686
I think they might have Larry. I don't know. They might have Larry
I think that's fine. Who do you feel like you play like? Who's your NBA archetype?
like no blood, like I'm not saying that.
No, that's father.
How tall are you?
6'1, 6'1, 6'1, 6'1.
Okay.
I mean, but it isn't,
I'm just a good ass,
I don't know who's who's who I'm playing against.
So you try to get intel, and that's why you're here.
Literally.
All I'm gonna say is that they're nice.
I don't know who it is, but I saw
you lead the shooter's reaction one time
when there was no cameras around.
Cause he thought his team was gonna get like auto-picked.
He's like, no, I have to see who's good because
like the team have to be good.
As I was saying, his team had to be good, so you're going to get some good motherfuckers, I'm back in a line.
Okay, so there's that. Okay, so two, you know everybody in the university or no?
No.
I was gonna ask you, who should I go for? Who does a good ball?
Like, who do you think is actually, I'm hating about the way. I like my girls. I like my girls.
Boy, you're strange to me.
Motherfucking dog.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
She ain't in jail?
Of course she is.
No.
I'm not in jail. I'm not in jail.
Free her!
J-Mommy, is that her?
No, no, I know J-Mommy.
But you're in that group.
Huh?
Oh, cool.
What? J-Mommy in jail?
J-Mommy, the stormy girl?
Stormy looking girl?
Hold on.
Who's...
This thing you hear?
Oh
Okay, I can't tell you like you have no good pickups
It's just everybody's like you're late like everybody's getting asked early gang like the shit's tomorrow
So like girls are taken or girls are like you know, I'm sorry wait
I don't know what type of girls you like.
I think I have been in a lot.
I want you to see me again.
I need you to go out there and talk to some girls.
Do the content that you do on YouTube right now and see me at a university.
I know a lot of it is them come up to you, but you might have to switch it up a notch.
No cap.
And that could be good for your content.
I just don't like to settle.
You know what I'm saying?
Settling to like...
It's not only about settling, it's more so about you really flexing that muscle, you
really working that muscle out.
Imagine your usual titles, but at Schumer University.
That would bang on YouTube, bro.
But that, but that, but that.
I appreciate it, man.
I'll see you soon, all right?
Got you, boy.
I
Need to find out why we got a bill. Oh
Cuz why she like wise Michael Jack, okay? Hey, what's no twitch gang?
Is your is it rich don't play
And my boy could such a worker yes, yeah, catch her
It's great. I just had your class yesterday. Yeah, you can actually sit on the table actually
Yeah
I can't even spell you I just like
Yeah, yeah, but like I think you're gonna get a rest of our fandom and all the angle is better when you're on the table
Yeah, like that one. Oh, yeah, that one over there
Um, what's your issue?
So I see you before my talent show, you say you had to watch part of your music scene.
I didn't like how they let me up to stage, they let me up to stage like on a negative note.
They had niggas in the back pressing soundboard sounds and shit like that little dookies stuff and all that shit.
They said some shit that I ain't like, T-Pain said some shit I ain't like, Elizabeth said some shit I ain't like.
So I just wanted to know if the song was actually good, if not, you know what I'm saying?
You have any song on YouTube?
No, no, no. I wanted to play the song right now because I'm actually shooting a music video.
so all this is gonna be in the music video everything that I've done play the song yeah yeah well you get in the music video
but I I just play the song I'm gonna play it right now I'm gonna play it right now um
um but my speaker oh it's over here over here alright thank you
grab just a little grab the speaker I can't be in the music video of a song that's dog shit
and um you know I just wanted to perform it yeah yeah um you mind if I like uh get back there with you or something or
Let's see what we can bring around in the best way.
OK.
So just do what you do, OK?
Yeah, I'll let everybody know.
So if you just go shotgun mic, so you don't hear me,
I just make you go, let's go shotgun mic.
And we just quickly do this one.
I don't want too much of your time getting.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't even get money.
It niggas the game, but I know, but if you get money,
how do you feel about getting, for instance,
the money from you, it's still like that.
Play the damn song.
All right, great.
All right, cool.
All right, let me hear you, baby.
It's a fuck.
Fuck.
All right, wait, I'll take the phone.
I'm saying I'm saying.
Let's be loud, let's be loud.
Turn down the volume.
They got you, mommy!
Oh, they're free, huh?
All right, go ahead.
I'm saying I'm saying.
my dance
ah
my dance
you
you you you you you
yes
dance
off you you
I'm sorry I'm a little wrestling
and my bad I'm a grocery
I got phone call, can't see that
put my sneakers
Hey, so you heard it?
Killing shit like Bobby.
This is smart, the first is done.
Shit.
I knew I was that nigga since like 7th grade.
Shit.
Ha ha, shit.
Ha ha.
She's got me up with bad units like every day.
Every day, every one's up with this shit.
Nobody aint shit.
Mighta check my name, the true religion.
Fuck, I think I'm on the ass.
Like, damn.
She's like a real man.
Everybody wants to get a shit.
So I'm gonna let you blast.
Ooh, I put my heart in everything I do, I'm married to this shit I said I do, yeah, yeah,
I can provide with it, I hit the lottery with these views, as hard as I can get, first time is everything.
My attention on kids is they were rough, uh huh, I don't like seeds, the only thing I'm crashing, uh huh,
if I come down in my profile today.
I'm gonna close my eyes and ask you
She's my university
And I got groceries
But therefore, come, come, snap, put up
My city's yours, you're my bad
Don't run away
She didn't say like Bob, this is part of my start game
She didn't, uh-uh, she didn't, uh-uh, uh-uh
I knew I was that lean and sick like seven friends
She didn't, uh-uh, she didn't, uh-uh, uh-uh
She draw me up and bad, do this like every day
Yes, yes.
Yes.
What are you doing, Jay?
I saw your name, bro.
It's your kind of screen.
It's your kind of screen, nigga!
Thank you, bro.
Okay, what?
It's my screen.
Your kind of screen.
I said get the fuck out!
You don't want to get to know me again, I'm so human.
Get out! I performed your song and all that!
I love you guys, I love you guys, I love you guys.
I appreciate you.
You better pull up with a fucking date the whole code, huh?
Go. Get out.
Larry King's Monday. I'm a catcher at a gas station.
And I stream.
You're actually a catcher at a gas station?
Yeah, my constant is interactions, man.
That's the way it is.
It's the whole time.
I'm a catcher at a gas station.
It's interruption, gang. That's the way it is.
It's the whole type of video.
You wrecked my shit.
This is a yes.
I love them to have a video.
Yes, you wrecked my shit.
Wait.
Yes.
Wait, what?
You wrecked this to me before, gang.
Larry King, bro.
That's my main channel right there, bro.
What's your name, dude?
Yes, bro. That's me, bro.
You see it. You see it.
I've seen it.
Oh my god.
I've seen these shits, gang.
Yes, bro.
That's me, bro.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, bro.
I'm still gonna get the fuck out.
Love, gang.
We'll see you tomorrow, huh?
God, hell, it's too much, I gotta meet.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Hey, you better edit that music video far.
No.
I'm gonna watch it.
All of you, all of you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Make sure you react to that show on the show stream,
and you win it.
Yeah, I'm gonna see what it's looking like.
Next!
One more.
One, two, three, four, five.
What the fuck?
Listen, listen, listen, a lot has fucking happened.
What the fuck?
A lot has just happened, okay.
I need you to understand.
Okay, well I'll just stay right here and look at my friend because they were saying her name.
Is that Aisha?
What?
Is that Bonnie on the force?
They were about to expel Bonnie earlier today. How did she end up on the police force?
I'm not going to hold her. I did it.
Why everybody get arrested?
Fuck.
What's happening?
Okay, uh, where's, where's it is?
So I was watching when you were talking about it. I was watching that and I heard, um, you actually, I appreciate you.
You did, you did just as much involvement as I needed. Tell me, you tested the water, you saw shit was clear. I appreciate it. Okay.
So
When I heard of the grand gesture part, I was kind of scrambling for bones, right?
Okay, my chat spamming. Oh, y'all gotta do shit now or Reg's gonna do it
I'm like, oh my god, like all of this is going so I'm like, okay
What the fuck are you gonna do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? Right?
I'm pacing back and forth. I'm like fuck. Yes
Yeah, tell us what's coming up. You got balls for that by the way. I'm telling us what's coming up
There's no way you're about to do something for the town show. They said time is was coming up
They said she's at the talent show right now. She signed up to go. Okay, so I
Deadass I don't know how this happened. I don't know how the fuck and I'm
Initially my plan was just gonna be boom. I get my shit boom. Hey, I was just gonna talk. I was gonna say guys
I don't have a talent, but I'm gonna just talk to her that
Which go in front of everybody. I thought that was gonna be enough, but I
Got that kind of late a bunch of niggas on before me
He did that shit, he might have had a girl's,
he had a queen singing.
He had other girls, so I'm like,
what could I do that's still a grand gesture
and not played out?
So, what else would I do except go to the dean?
I went up to the dean and I said, hey, boom.
I'm gonna figure.
I went to Kai.
I went to Kai and I went to Jason the Wing.
I went up to both of them and I was like, hey guys,
I am going to figure out a way
to ask this girl to homecoming tomorrow.
I'm gonna figure out some type of something
for you guys to do in the background behind me.
Luckily enough, I swear to God,
don't know how this happened.
I walked into a random room in there.
I found a board and I found a bunch of bouquets of flowers.
So I went up to Kai, I said,
Kai, here, hold the board.
Okay, what did he say?
He said, hold the flowers.
They both said yes.
They both said, okay, okay, and then,
said yes.
And then?
The time was ticking.
It was about to be my time to go.
I stepped out to the bathroom.
I ran into the dean and one of her close friends.
Words passed through chats.
Apparently, she just wouldn't have wanted to think in front
of everybody because that would have made her uncomfortable.
Understandable.
However, based on what her friend told me,
is that it's not like a fuck no, don't do it.
It's just she would have been really
overwhelmed to probably set a crime for all those people.
And she don't want to do that.
Right.
So OK.
I understand.
X. So that was instantly X.
And then after that, like, within like two minutes of that happening, fuck, within like
two minutes of that happening-
You see me with a fucking suit and get the fuck out, you're making this so disrespectful,
gay.
All you need to do is take out a main character this shit.
Get out!
Hey!
You can have a police on the hand instead of shooting a team.
And then within like two minutes of that happening, she was also planning to go, she's one of
the later people to go.
Two minutes.
I'm sorry, actually, wait.
You sit.
You sit
We need you police are here. They're trying to kick me out
Bridge don't arrest me
That's a real police
After our classes and what that you're fine. Okay. Yeah, I told us
somebody might have broke in from this side.
Oh, no, no.
So we have to check on it.
Okay, for show.
All right, thank you.
Yes, my heart's hurting.
Wait, you're gonna let him take you?
No, I wasn't gonna let him take you.
I wasn't gonna let him take you.
I wasn't gonna let him take you, of course not.
I swear, I wasn't gonna let him take you.
Can you shut up and let me?
I thought, he's another guy.
I wasn't gonna let him take you.
And then he said,
do I have to treat you, buddy?
I'm a kid.
We don't say you're a show ID, right?
Nothing.
You were going to let him do this.
You're taking this thing inside of you.
Bravo, he turned the fucking lights off and started closing the door.
He was going to let him get you.
Rich, you were going to ask for me off campus.
I want to get Rich to let me know that I'm not going to let him do this.
Bro, okay. You're going to get to see my body.
I opened the door off to a real police officer.
So you...
Bro, you broke in.
I
See the real police officer again
Come here, we said, oh, oh, what the fuck was that day?
I said, I wasn't trying to know, I was scared.
I was gonna ask what was going on,
but he went outside to argue with the cops.
Because I told him to come here.
What is wrong with you?
Because I thought it was the same security
from last time, I was about to tell him to come correct.
What is wrong with you?
But it was a cop, it's not that bitch ass security on guard.
You better come correct that bitch ass security.
What the fuck?
I think that was the code switch.
You gotta let it out, okay, look guys,
I'm here, okay, she's like that.
Matt, why are you gripping us?
I'm about to talk to you.
We're gonna have something to talk to you about.
Yes, something very important.
You go make sure you have the clip prepared.
I can comment.
While I was gonna say, can we need him
to do our session together?
Because we need him to.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Actually, use of you can go first.
Sure.
I advise boys to fuck with each other.
Anyway.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay, so she was gonna be afraid of all that.
She might have cried that she would she would know her friend told me that she would have cried 100%
She would have yeah, she probably it'll been a lot of her. She just didn't want to give a very fair
So immediately me and the dean were just kind of like that's that it's over. I told Jason
He was like the deal was like that's a good idea though
She it is sound like it was over. You should probably just try to do something else with else where so I was like
Okay, I fell a little back. So I was like dad
Like I didn't want to like even hyperbend to put somebody in that position
Satisfied a little tad bit back, but she was supposed to go on the talent show
I believe she was supposed to sing a couple minutes literally like two minutes after that news drops
Shimmer you PD bust down a dough. That's on everybody get the fuck out
then
And I'm pretty sure like then either the next person or like Max gift her or something and she
In turn didn't get to go because Max gift her and then
Like something some shit like that
It was basically like she was supposed to go,
but she was supposed to have already gone
by the time that they busted shit down.
So she was like really sad from what my chat told me.
So why don't you just pull up on her
with the flowers in the car?
Also something else like that,
another fucking bush happened.
Get to the point, what happened?
The sign ripped.
Cause this was a side-thumbs thing.
I kept it cute, kept it simple.
I was like, Kiera, would you please go to,
cause her name's Kiera, please, what is he?
Kiera, would you please go to Hong Kong?
Okay, how about when I'm done with my sessions you go to the dorms I hold one
sign you hold the other and we put them together and you stand there you have the
flowers me and you the dorms I could tell her it's I'll be like here can you
come here for a second for me there yeah I take us I'm a more secluded if there's
too many people and you pop out or I don't know if she's gonna feel
pressure with me being there. So I don't know if it's a good idea if I'm there.
Agent Strange.
What's he sitting on?
Oh my god. Alright, so check. The bed is gone. We're good. Nobody's in here.
Okay, it's time for the performance.
Somebody said about Chad that she's letting her sing earlier.
She didn't get to sing.
Yes.
So she's about to sing for an agent?
I believe it's what's going to happen.
I don't know. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
She needs a mic, agent. You're on...
Nobody can...
Agent, use your boom mic.
Switch to the shotgun, agents.
Nobody can hear her.
Wait. Oh.
This AC is broken too much. I need to hear you talk. I got a call to tell it
Let's do it.
And we're gonna run that back. We're gonna do it again.
I don't think he's gonna check his phone though.
What the fuck is going on?
It's getting to the notch in like 10 seconds.
I'll just call the local law firm.
Take your fucking phone, okay?
Your call has been...
I'm gonna say that we've stepped out a lot of today.
Any minute, I'll be over 20,000.
I'll name this company.
Any range company.
See what he answers.
What's that range yo give her a mic or put on the moot boom mic we can't hear
Yeah, can you can you fix the audio please streamer? Thank you
Fuck thank you
Okay, so
There is a slight problem that I didn't tell you about. No
I
Didn't say agents name
What you city here, right?
She got a geeks
But I don't know if it was geeky as in all that she's my favorite streamer. Yeah, all right. I don't know I
don't know
Regardless of the fact, AJ is not going to hook him in with anybody, so I don't think he's a threat.
But I just think you should know that. And it's just kind of funny them seeing this and then, you know.
So, I don't know. Regardless of the fact, AJ is not going to hook him in with the girl.
How does that make you feel?
Honestly, I don't really, I don't really mind. I'm a still asker.
Mr. Oskar, we're gonna make a shit.
We're gonna make a shit, man.
I respect you, sir.
What a...
What do you help?
Cat, cat.
Cat is crying. Cat is tornado.
What?
I'm broke.
Did you say what I wanted?
Chad, I tried.
I actually broke.
It's in my car.
I'm fried.
The end's over.
I tried.
Or maybe guide her gang, I have four other people in front of me gang, like do you want me to duplicate myself?
I'm trying my best. God damn it.
I'll be out of here very soon.
Fuck. Like these niggas are my- yo bro like...
I'll be out of here very soon. She's in hot-
I just know I'm in here.
It's right still.
Catch.
I'm gonna find her and I'm a sweet tour of what stop being me tour if that's the reason
that's to watch it right okay so so so so so so so I think you still do it I think I
should I think I should still I think you do I didn't know if I should maybe also that
deal a bit try to make it more revealed get like an actual newer poster or some shit can
Do you find one in time?
Fuck, what was the lit,
what room did Liv say to go to, champ?
Oh, I forgot to figure out.
She said there was a place that I couldn't get.
Listen, your mission, it's to find a new poster.
By the time I'm done with these motherfuckers.
Or, but the hard part is, it's curfew time.
And if you get caught, they're throwing you
to the fucking jail cell.
Yeah.
You gotta get in the door.
So, I'll be about it here, ma'am.
I'll be about it here.
I really appreciate you taking the time to see me.
Go on.
Nope.
Don't forget your flowers, please, I really get this ready because I'm good, I'm gonna
do this with you, gang.
And chat, whatever it feels like here is gonna end, don't leak it, but if you feel
she's gonna enter some shit tell her stop if you feel me so don't rage is
looking for your some shit not right now of course but it feels like she's man
yes this note is kind of interesting first how are you man I'm tired I'm
dragged because and I just know I'm gonna be here overtime past my sleep
you want everything and just so tomorrow just for so people to say do you even get guidance or even
helping people we see my whole fucking day i'm gonna do this shit until one hour but long it takes
just for tomorrow people to say are you in a comic counselor who said that to you it doesn't matter
what's going on wait what time is your shift supposed to end bro it's i'm in my office at curfew
I'm gonna get in trouble if they fucking catch me in my fucking office. Yeah, I told the guy that I didn't know
I was going
Okay, so we have something to tell me yes, I actually do Jill. Do you have the clips?
Jill Jill I told you yesterday was the worst day of my life today's the worst day in my life
I don't think it's gonna be the worst day of your life after I speak. What do you mean? What do you know?
Can you pay attention to the screen real quick?
All right, I'll get it off the floor.
Hello?
Hello.
That's a girl.
Oh, we got a tic-tac.
We got a tic-tac there.
I've started to put this lovely young lady
on top of a wabbe, you feel me?
Yeah.
And this was her response.
All right, cool guy.
Do you want to say it?
All right, that was an option.
You don't use it?
What's the use of it?
You don't use it?
I don't know where
I'm the one
brought you up
because I'm talking about yo
you need somebody to take you to homecoming
and you said maybe you still
my homecoming day said she don't want to go with me anymore
cause that's things like first prayer
on God like I'm not even trouble to you
she's a nice girl
I met her
she gave me a Christmas gift
even though it's not Christmas
when
yesterday
and I was with her today in science club
so
So you didn't take that as a sign?
Maybe she gave it to that people.
She gave me two though.
So my question is to you, would you take her to a clinic?
I mean, yeah, bro, I have.
Yeah, yeah.
I need someone to go to home, come on.
No, that's fine.
Yo, gang, can you ask her please?
Like, would you ask her or would you show up there with her?
Ask her.
She's going to say yes.
It's guaranteed.
Yeah.
But look, my plan was, right?
because you know me, four of us swag, 10 out of 10 man.
I was gonna try to do like, you know in the movie
when they have like two dates at the same time
and they're trying to like, so I gotta go to the bathroom
and then they go say, go with their other day
and they be like, you know I gotta get a drink
and they go with their other day
and then, so I gotta get two, nigga.
I gotta get two, Joshua.
I'll say what he's thinking, focus on one.
Three, two.
You need two?
Yeah, but now I'm gonna be one out of two.
Come on, come on.
Come here, get closer.
Yeah.
Get your feet up, get your feet up, get your feet up.
Get your head up, get your head up.
This is your one fucking chance, motherfucker.
Stop being greedy.
Stop being greedy, you're lucky it's not zero, motherfucker.
Do not ruin this, this is a good girl.
This is a good girl.
Go over to the dorms, find her, and ask her to homecoming.
You are not bringing two girls, do you understand me?
I understand.
Do not ruin this.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you found a good girl that I want to take you to home
and I want to go to home and come with you?
You talking about you need two?
Do it like that.
You are not that guy, you are not that guy, I don't know what made you think you were
that guy, but you are not.
Get out of my office.
You said you had two things.
Get the fuck out of my office.
Just piss me off.
I'm over here thinking I'm delivering good news and he's not satisfied.
That's some gum, nigga.
Nigga thinking he duke or some shit.
On me, fuck.
But I'll never do that.
I'm an innocent, wholesome, young man.
That word to only indulge in one woman.
Woman that have given the opportunity
Juggling multiple women at the same time is a no-go and that is why I am asexual
Sit down
Do I go first?
I don't know are you do you feel like you're in trouble yeah yeah
Yeah, my wife.
Should you be in trouble?
No, no, I'm in trouble.
I feel like I've been a little too good this week.
Like, look.
Have you been a good boy?
I feel like, like, I'm gonna be honest,
I feel like I've been a very, very, very good boy.
Like, a ridiculously good boy.
Are you yourself a good boy, Annie?
I am a good boy.
Are you a good boy?
Yeah, I feel like I've been a very good boy.
Like, I'm undoubtedly, like, the goodest boy.
Like, I don't know, I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, yeah, this is crazy, I don't know why.
Yeah, I've been a very good boy, but...
Am I a troddy king? Is this guy in the counseling? I thought it was...
Why are you here today?
It's, dude, I'm be... I'm not even like trying to be like that, but I'm gonna be brutally fucking honest, like...
Be brutally honest.
Okay.
I came here with a lot of shit to say, again, I've been sitting in my life for so long, I don't have a damn thing to say.
My dad said nothing to say.
At first I was mad about the security guard
but I swear to God I was done.
Like I'm not even that mad.
I was like, let's go like figure out who was doing that.
Cause it's not about what you say.
I was just his tone.
Like he was just like, I'll shut the tone.
You know, I don't even use that shit tone.
But I mean his tone, you know, pun intended,
he just, he just wasn't like, he didn't say any mean
but how he said it.
I felt very disrespected.
He was talking about room,
I told him room 5,
suddenly I got no reason to lie.
I feel power tripping on me for sure,
but I mean at the end of the day, it's just a real world.
It's not gonna come to rest with me now, sometimes.
I also got cut from the basketball team.
I don't even know like, cut from the basketball team.
Yeah, I never felt so,
I never felt such a crumb in my life.
I mean, yeah, also,
I was just gonna have to go for real.
I do have real problems,
I don't know if I want to say, like there's like two real,
yeah, just Jenny, I'm gonna figure out a place to,
figure out a place.
What else, how do, I was gonna come here
and talk to you about something actually,
I really,
do you wanna hang out tomorrow or something?
Do you want me to leave?
Uh...
I did it.
Yeah.
I did it.
I did nothing in that drink.
Literally finished that drink an hour ago when I was here.
Probably an hour and a half ago.
Nothing.
I feel like I haven't been doing a lot with this Shremer U. I mean, I'm just going to
vent because it's getting late too. It's late night, late at night. I feel like I've
been making the most of it. I've been a Professor L's class twice, a couple classes, and he's
been saying the truth. He's been talking about like, most Shremer's is going to fail this
time. I feel like he was talking to me when he said, and I just, but no, no, let me tell
I'm listening, wait a minute before, no, no, but,
I'm not taking that.
But, but no, I'll,
keep it there.
You're okay.
Oh, thank you.
Actually, actually, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
don't talk.
This feels,
you're okay.
I'm here for you.
We're all here for you.
You're special.
And we appreciate you.
I don't need to do that.
Do you feel my lump?
Yeah, you smell pretty good, bro.
I feel like...
You smell pretty good.
Are you still in there?
Are you still in there with me?
I mean, I'm standing.
Wow, I feel good after that, but I was gonna...
I feel like, like I said...
Stop talking.
No more talking.
Now what?
No, I don't want to.
Wait, do you have to leave?
I feel like you're setting me up, there's no time to leave.
Tomorrow we will head out. Yes. What do you want to do with me tomorrow?
Well, so that's my next thing you want to go to homecoming with me
You're asking me probably loves you
No, I'll just ask you that's what you want to ask me. No, no, right?
I'm not gonna say that I might have the homecoming basketball game, but I realized I got cut
But it makes sense guess who they come before who Duke Dennis and black boy max
What am I supposed to fucking do?
Okay, but I wasn't asking you about that.
I wasn't asking you to, homecoming.
I was asking.
I don't have the best handles.
I don't have the fastest quick step.
Honestly, my jumper's pretty bad.
No range.
IQ's pretty bad.
No IQ.
I can't leave the team.
I play nervous.
Not the fastest on the court.
I'm even talk a lot on defense.
I'm like, help, help, help on the right.
I got ball.
I'm off with that.
No stamina.
I'm also the fattest on the team, and I'm not even that tall.
I can't finish around the rim, no post game.
I have a decent mid-range, decent mid-range.
And don't let me finish on the right side.
That's all I got, but easily stoppable.
I still don't know what I'm gonna play.
Like, game, I feel like apart from that, I haven't done much history with you.
Guapo.
Rage.
Guapo.
I've been in the cafeteria eight times a day.
Guapo.
Can you please get out?
I will see you tomorrow.
What time?
I don't know yet.
So, can you please get out please?
I love you.
Yeah, but my answer is yes.
I'll go to homecoming with you.
Hey, bro.
Holy shit.
When the fuck did you get tattoos?
What was that for?
So you were just born with that?
No, I had to go get it.
What? Were you in Vietnam?
Korea.
You told me you're Vietnamese.
I told you I'm South Korean.
Now you're Korean?
I'm Korean.
Korean I know you're Korean you took even telling your
Vietnamese his whole time no Jason is Vietnamese Korean why did you just hit
yourself that's gonna make me believe you more I don't know why I did it I was
gonna be able are you okay why do you see wait you actually see like drain yeah
I'm drain right now who drained you basketball program are you on the team
Yeah, I made the team.
I know you did.
Yes, I did.
I had to fight for my spot. Yes, I did.
Did you actually make the team chat?
Yes, yes, I did.
But the coaches...
They said Duke drained you.
Yeah, dude, what the fuck are you saying, bro?
Are you going to go out to a guapo spot?
Nah, don't do that, nah nah.
Go!
Nah, don't do that, bro, don't do that.
You crushed him.
Was that what he's depressed?
Was that what this conversation was about?
I think that's what's led him towards this
turmoil he's been feeling.
No.
Genuinely.
No, no, no, no, no.
Reg's too funny, like a different crater.
He took his pa, Irma's pa.
I had to 1v1 for that spot.
Who'd you 1v1?
Reg's too funny.
They were like, they were like,
the Asian guy, we don't know about it.
Hey, Reg, start, and then Reg,
he just showed up late to the practice.
I was there for all three practices.
They're like, I'm getting ready.
out there. That's the one that's been quiet down with you.
Bro, you lit out all the way in Florida, bro.
I'm gonna, opposite coast, I never get to see you face to face.
Bro, why would you, they would do it too?
Fuck it.
So...
Yeah. Fuck it.
So, every time...
Yeah.
I've been here for two, three days.
yes you could have went in the hallways on campus at the lunch tables and you
choose to do it at 12 a.m. in my office cuz at night time that's when the car
in my work hours this isn't the time for one to spend time with me I know but
it's the thing about late night that's when the conversations are real and
like they're the best nobody has good conversations in the morning it's hey
How are you get the fuck out my face? Let's be real. We're both night owls
The best conversations at nighttime. We don't know that
Yes, that's why even at nighttime. I'm wrong in campus. Okay. I'm in the halls
I know the lobbies. So you see me walk right by me. I'm the one who initiates conversation whenever I see you am I wrong?
Sometimes well, I just don't want to bother you too much. Oh
Yeah, you could never bother
I
Understand yeah, I don't want to ever you say that again. You mean that you self-sabotage
Facts facts like actually stop hitting yourself. Why am I doing that? I don't know
What am I doing?
Sexy is Chinese nigga in this fucking University. Yeah, look at your fucking patchwork. Thank you, bro
The work is swag. I'm gonna get more once upon a time. I hated the patchwork. Yeah, I love that shit
What are you sitting down? I am sitting down now, but like I might I don't know how I'm gonna integrate it
But I need some password. That's it. It's hard. I think you have to go to Korea
This is where all the tactics I got from Korea you've been in Korea before. Yeah, how many times?
Two times last year. I love it. Why you love it so much? Well, I want to go I
I actually want to go to Korea.
What's your first thing about Korea?
When I was in my kindergarten with my family.
I see my family.
You have family out there?
Yeah.
Since when?
My parents, they were immigrants.
They came to this country with nothing.
My parents.
I respect any nigger with...
I respect any parents who were immigrants and came to America
for a better life and actually succeeded.
It's hard.
It's hard as fuck.
My dad was poor, but he worked his way up to middle class.
So I have nothing but respect even that is hard. Yeah, so I'm trying to do more than what you did
Because he did something for my family
Yeah, and you are you are doing more than probably they ever imagined at your age
Yeah, I really think about look whatever now game sometimes it's so much go go go go that I'll be forgetting that now
Bro, oh, it's awesome. That's awesome. Oh, no, like get asked about how many
Korean shimmers or where you at right now?
You are one of one, but
You're special, man.
It's hard, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
But how has your experience been improved?
Oh, has he?
Has it been chilling?
It's been good.
I feel like I'm integrating myself, but I could be doing more.
I could be doing more.
Why aren't you doing more?
I don't know, bro.
Is it good?
I should be doing more.
Define more.
More initiating just conversations and interactions, just more, double it, triple it.
So fuck Nina Lent, she's, Nina's like, she's not Korean.
And she's like, yeah, my niece?
And she's like, she Viet for some shit.
What's that mean?
No, no, no, no, I mean, just do it for me.
What's that mean?
Yeah, no, listen, you're doing amazing.
Thank you.
you take anybody to homecoming?
My girl might be watching.
Oh no.
Oh you're a girlfriend.
Yeah.
What's her name?
No, I feel like most people know.
My girl's Hailey. Hailey?
He's a good boy.
I'll make sure he doesn't take nobody to homecoming.
I'm just gonna be a wall flyer there.
Just chillin' with the brother.
Hey!
That was a great chat.
cause that was the horse band? Yeah.
Yeah, just like that.
Or you can go with me.
You don't have nobody to go with?
I'm a plethora of people to go with.
I just don't know who's cool enough.
So we can be buddies there at home coming?
No, I'm just asking if you wanted to go with me.
I'm not saying I wanted to go with you.
I'm just asking if that's what you wanted.
Yes, I would love that way.
I lost my voice, but yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll be there and then we'll get messy
No, like I said, yeah, I was just asking if that's what you wanted. I'm not saying that's what I wanted
We're not going together again
Wack is
I see if I see you
I see your life
All right, nice out boy. Appreciate you guys. They say by that. Hey, they're resting things out man. No streets. I know bro
Free me bro. I know yeah
Yes, buddy, they tighten I was losing blood circulation. Yes. Hey
You're doing great. Thank you amazing and you said you could do more and do more
When wherever you see fit do more game. Okay, but but that thank you, bro
No, no respect. Please, please, please. You are an amazing company. Every time I let you everything you are actually
Compensable, I was even telling anyone to aim when I was working on a cell. I was like, damn
I wish Edward lived in Florida. Oh god. I said that bad time cuz I fuck with you
Show other people why you're great. I already know why you great that these other motherfuckers know why I
Appreciate those words, but I don't think for anything. Hey, guys, bro. Love
You should clip
phone call
um got it something right speaking how may i help you
you know by any chance can i please talk to you after hours like right now
can i come see you bro please that's what i've been doing for the last four
fucking hours so yes you yes you may run
what room are you in or where are you 307 mills
where's that 307 millers got it all right bye
Kat?
Hey.
How are you?
How are you doing?
I'm good.
I heard you've been having some trouble.
Uh...
First of all, before anything else...
Yeah?
I saw your talent show and you were great.
You were... I don't give a fuck.
You were great.
Thank you.
I was saying that the whole time watching you could look back at the VOD,
me and everybody in chat thought you were great.
That's very sweet.
Genuinely, genuinely.
So, what's been...
I don't know.
I was just like super freaking nervous, and then it was like so overwhelming, you know, all the emotions.
First of all, I hate fucking speaking to a crowd, living on performing, like singing, and playing the guitar for a crowd.
That's my first time ever doing that.
And Davis, you know what he said? He says about L-preparation. That's not even some preparation.
That's just some shit that the people there should have said up for you. I'm not gonna lie.
Um, what has been overwhelming for you though?
I think it's just like here. I was so excited and so freaking grateful to get in.
Like this is a huge opportunity and I feel like I've worked so hard and then I get here and
I was like everyone's super freaking nice and I it's fun. It's cool.
But I just feel like imposter syndrome is like a huge thing for me right now.
What's imposter syndrome for you? Another student told me the same thing.
I want to hear how your definition of imposter syndrome.
Well, I just feel like I don't really fit in with everyone else, like, I don't know, like everyone is just like super outgoing and then me, it takes a while for me to open up and I've really been trying to break out of that and like get out of my comfort zone.
So, since multiple students have came to me saying that it seems like everybody else is extroverted and outgoing
and I'm more so kind of, you know, to myself, I stay in my lane or I just don't feel like I fit in,
how is that the case when there's multiple students saying the same thing?
I think we're just paying attention.
Yes, don't get it fucked up. A lot of the students here are boom, like very extroverted, the center of attention,
But it's not all of the students okay, and it's very easy to fall victim into that because that may be the biggest fucking clicks
You're seeing on Twitter or TikTok, but it is not the case. There are
streamers
Walk around in this motherfucking hallway outside thinking the same thing you're thinking and I don't think you do not fit in
I just think you did not find
Maybe your people here yet, and you still have two more days, and I do think
Like, bro, you're a great streamer, man, even before they see you, I'd say you're a good streamer.
So, in what other ways do you feel like you don't fit in, though?
If you're a good streamer, yes, you might not be as, ugh, as some of the other people out here.
What other imposter syndrome examples can you give me?
Um, I think, I don't know, I just don't feel like I love everything.
I know that Streaming University is fucking, I'm not gonna lie, even me, I've been feeling
overwhelmed as fuck.
I think, have you met any new people out here?
Oh yeah, I've been trying to talk to like everybody and meet everybody, it's been super
nice.
Okay, so, what do you think you can,
do you think you can be doing more or is not that?
I could be doing more, but like at the same time,
so could everyone, you know?
Even I could be fucking doing more,
but you only could do as much as you can.
I'd be asking people this, I just wanna know,
I just wanna pick your brain a little bit.
What do you want people to say about you
at the end of all this weekend?
What do you want the general consensus to be about cat
when they think about you?
I just had a curiosity, I just want to know more about you.
I just want people to think of me as a real-life human, you know?
You don't think people think that?
What do you think the perception of you is now?
Lots and lots of things, but not necessarily too good, you know?
Like what?
Wait, OK.
Wait, I might be unaware.
Is that a bad question?
I don't know.
No, it's not.
It's just like, I feel like I've made a couple
of bad choices in the past.
Okay.
And I was very naive and...
This is a very personal environment right now.
Our conversation won't need this classroom.
It is a mono-emono conversation.
So when you say bad choices,
what do you mean, have you killed somebody?
Oh, no, never that.
Have you grabbed somebody?
No.
Have you swung somebody out?
Well, no.
Never. Never.
And what?
I think, like, as a girl in this space,
like, a lot of things get taken out of context, you know?
Like, I had friends and then all of a sudden
I didn't have friends.
And then like, ah, hate farming, ah, now boom.
And then, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a whole thing, you know?
I mean, okay, let me tell you this much.
I promise you, you may be overthinking about that shit
and maybe the bubble that you're in
may make you feel like that even more,
but that is not to find you again.
I promise you, because when I look at you
and every other motherfucking shaman in this bitch
looks at you, I promise you, they're not thinking like that,
They're probably like, oh, what does she do?
Oh, oh, she really taught me, so I'm gonna keep it a pleasure.
Oh, she seems cool, she's nice.
I promise you guys is not what they're thinking, okay?
And I want you to try your best to erase,
I know it's hard as these are just,
to not just try to fuck the past.
Erase that shit, okay?
Again, and it's the internet.
By tomorrow nobody's even thinking about the shit
that happened two days ago, you understand what I'm saying?
So make every moment in this bitch count,
because it might be your only time ever here.
This is your biggest opportunity.
I'm not gonna say your biggest opportunity,
but this is a very good opportunity, okay?
And I don't want you to end this weekend
and it's like, damn, I could have been doing this,
but I was overthinking about this.
Go all out.
Go all out as much as you can.
Don't force it, but just really just be yourself, okay?
Don't hold back.
For real, for real.
We all fuck with you.
We appreciate you, man.
Ain't that right, chat?
Every time fucking, you're on the screen, WCAT.
Dead ass every fucking time
For real
So, please don't don't don't self-sabotage because you're great. You're actually basic. You're good and you're good people
I want to see crying as motherfucking stream before this is over, right?
That was an accident.
I know it's cool. It happens.
But you're her
You're that girl. You have to tell yourself that.
That's a confidence.
I'm not freaking catching NATO.
Say it again.
I'm motherfucking catarnado.
Mother, but do you curse?
Yes.
I'm motherfucking.
I'm motherfucking catarnado.
That's a fuck I like to hear in chat.
Yay.
That's a fuck out of here.
Okay, thank you so much.
Don't get caught by them police.
It is curfew.
They will throw you in the motherfucking bin.
I was jumping obstacles and everything.
But thank you.
Follow Kat on Twitch, please.
Thank you so much.
Have a good night.
Have a great rest of your night out.
Thank you. Ron is calling. I must answer
Okay, can you open the door for Ron and then and then leave the door open with the door stopper, please
I come to my office promptly because my batteries are about to die and I have to run to my...
The batteries are gonna die if they get stay tired when I get to you!
I've been in my office for seven hours, retard!
Hurry up!
Get off of him! I'm dying! Open the door!
Look for Cat.
We probably have how much time left on the batteries.
Uh...
Half hour, 45 minutes.
Okay
We get us have actually been in here for probably six
I'm sorry chance sometimes if I'm like my brain goes blank when I'm talking. I'm genuinely tongue-exhausted
Kai's clothes runs panda ask her to go home come in and then gets rejected
What you just like?
How do we have our differences?
I know you sometimes, I was going to make you a whole sign and everything and I know how much you...
Sometimes it's like me, bro, but...
I want to change what you think of me, bro.
I want to take you home and come with you.
I'm not leaving this scene.
What do you say?
Come on, Cuddy.
Cuddy looks nice here.
He doesn't look mad.
I
Hi, are you close for hours?
I don't mind
Big I just need to talk to the guy behind you real fast
Ron, come! Hurry up!
Oh, hurry up. My batteries are going to die.
This is evil. This is not...
Everything is evil! Holy shit!
You're in for a fucking surprise, buddy.
Oh! Let's start, bro. What's up, man? How are you here?
I was actually just...
It's over here, bro.
Just so we could get a better view, man, for his fucking...
His... his... his chat to put w's on my chat is just calling me evil, bro.
Wait, your chat is calling you evil?
The stable's always right.
right. What's up bro? How's your day today?
I've been working. How's your day? Can't complain. Go fuck yourself and die.
Those are the words I heard today at 9 a.m. when a kid came up to me and said
how's your day? 9 a.m. first thing in the morning first thing in the morning when
he said yo how's your day driving by on a skateboard he told me to go fuck myself
and die. That's how I started my day. What's next? Do you remember some things? I got rejected
by everyone from homecoming. I found evil sunglasses outside. That's more evilness,
by the way. Cutty telling me to go fuck myself. There's been just so many just devilish things
I got my uniform stolen. I know got my room destroyed
Can you think of anything?
Maybe open here. Let me just open up my chat, bro
I'll try to see if I could find some listen bro moral the story is oh, I got shot by the street
Evil phone. I got shot by the sprinklers
I
Don't even know anymore, bro. I don't even know on well my TV you keeps going out
Well, Jason pulled a $40,000 Pokemon card.
Well, I opened 10.
Whoa.
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
I opened the $15,000 box.
I opened five packs, five of them.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
It's one in three packs you get a shiny or whatever.
A hollow.
None out of five.
Jason, let me open up one pack.
I get a hollow.
Let me open up another pack.
The fucking max pull you could get.
A $40,000 full axe.
Um, what else, bro? What else, bro?
I, like, I got, oh, what else?
Oh, I was just minding my own business today.
What's this?
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, go back here.
I'm coming after England.
I don't give a fuck.
I should brush off the way.
I'm sorry.
Whoa, I thought you were trolling.
I thought you was joking.
I'm sorry, brother.
This has actually happened.
I'm the fuck is that?
I'm telling you, it's happened today.
This isn't evil, ass university.
I'm not kidding.
What the shit is evil?
Okay, my spirits hasn't, what, okay.
Oh, you're probably wondering, Ron,
what happened during the middle of the day
while you're just walking?
Oh, I don't know.
Somehow I got put in detention for three minutes
and I got told after it was a misclick.
For three minutes, my stream was on
and I got told it was a misclick.
How do you misclick?
Give me a, yo, I don't know what to do, bro.
This is not SU.
This is EU.
This is evil university.
I don't know!
Okay.
Ron?
What?
The only thing that's good as out of the day is I made the basketball team.
What?!
Evil response. What the fuck is wrong?
What the fuck is that?
I didn't mean that response.
I made it as a sweeper to clean the ground.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Okay.
I have a solution, but I need you to hear me out.
Not really a solution, but a theory.
Go ahead, bro
Maybe
It's I'm gonna get evil sleep tonight. I'm gonna get like a heart attack
What if it's you oh
No, no, no, Ron, Ron, this is getting told I'm busy. I'm basically vending them by to kill myself because it is how evil this shit is
And you're telling me maybe it's me. Yo rage. What do you even fucking do like? What do you do, bro? Like?
Like, the other word, yeah, written on the board.
You're 30 years old.
What are you, you're wearing a fucking leaf on your hat,
bro.
Yo, give me some guidance.
This is your problem.
Look at you, you just demand, demand, demand answers.
Oh, I'll do that.
You know, how about you give?
How about you go and...
But what did I do?
What did I do there?
I tried to give...
Yeah, I bought a girl a PC today.
Who paid for Bill's trip to see his dad?
Bill said he hasn't seen his dad in Africa.
I got him a first-class ticket.
I motivated Pudgy to boot up.
He wasn't streaming.
I motivated him.
You can't buy your friends, Ron.
You can't buy people.
I gave cookies out, like, and yet everyone is evil to me.
What if it's your karma?
For fucking what?
Aren't you?
Make the joke, Ron.
You'll see me on Twitter.
You know, like, okay, breathe, breathe, breathe.
I know this is very stressful.
Shimming University is a stressful place, breathe.
But this might be karma.
You came into my classroom yesterday,
just off the rip, just with energy, evil energy.
I didn't want to tell you that
because I was afraid about how you would respond,
but yes, it was evil energy
and your karma just might be hitting right,
I don't know if you believe in stuff like that,
but your karma might just be hitting right now.
But, it won't stay like that,
and I believe tomorrow will be a better day.
And you will wipe your sleep clean,
and tomorrow will be a great day for you.
It is homecoming, yes, I know you're not going,
Oba's not here, because she will slice your throat
if you get to go with another girl.
But, I know this, the alumni might be coming back tomorrow.
Oh, great, great, that's great news.
But is it gonna be Rekai, Funny Mike, DDG?
What are they gonna do, bro?
Are they gonna put me in a toilet next?
Are they gonna give me swirlies
because I'm minding my own business?
Are they gonna dump water all over me?
Are they gonna give me wedgies?
Like, what, bro?
You think they're about to just come in here
and be in peaceful?
Oh yeah, we're going to streamer you
after dissing everybody.
I got dissed for just streaming by DDG.
He said, why does Ron have viewers?
I mind my own business.
Funny Mike told that fucking Bill kid to put water on me in his chat.
That's an evil fucking kid.
He dumped water on me for no reason.
How about you get some people to sympathize with you?
Yeah, I try.
I try to talk to them on my chat.
I'm like yo, chat, I'm feeling down and bad.
I got called Saucer Shaker today.
I was walking to your office.
They call me a walking pudding.
Walking pudding.
You do have sausage fingers.
I'm not gonna lie, but it is not about your sausage fingers.
Is it evil?
Is it not about your sausage fingers?
Yo, am I tripping?
These are not about your...
This is evil, bro!
Like...
Run, run, run, run!
I have a plan.
I got called to walk in Pudding Pack!
Answer me.
When do people get their flowers the most?
When they die.
What kind of guidance counselor is that?
Are you fucking...
Are you serious?
Do you want your flowers or not?
Are you trying to kill me?
I'm not telling you to do anything.
The only thing I can do is guide you.
This is it. I'm not even kidding.
There's no more words to describe this bro.
Like, ah.
Alright bro, I'll just go to sleep tonight.
And wake up. It's tomorrow's a new day.
Ron, tomorrow won't be today.
Or the day before.
I can assure you that.
to get bare or way fucking worse.
I said that the first night, then it's been going downhill.
I did say it could get way fucking worse,
and it did get way fucking worse,
but I don't think it can get any worse than this.
Go to sleep on, finish out whatever you need to do
for the day, want you to breathe, lower your cortisol,
cause going to sleep on high cortisol levels
can lead to bad things happening, okay, head up.
Go to sleep on, finish what you need to do
until you're on stream, satisfied with the stable,
wake up early, bright and early tomorrow's a new day.
Wake up with positivity in your heart.
Please and thank you.
You wanna go to homecoming with me?
No, get the fuck out of my office.
All right, let's see what this guy, this counselor,
told me to do.
He told me to kill myself.
He told me no to homecoming.
You said I have sausage, fingers.
Like, you're an evil, you're an evil sack of shit.
Go fuck yourself.
You're an evil.
You're just an evil fucking person.
It's a shit, shit.
No fucking answer! Is this evil? The fuck in it? No answer? This is not evil, ass fucking evil, bro!
This is evil, bro! This is fucking evil!
Next!
Hello rage.
You?
Hey Rage-kun.
Rage-kun, it's-
It's gonna get cut.
No Rage-kun.
Oh.
Hey you and silly.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, okay, I'll-
I-
I'll be back.
Yes, sir.
How are you doing, ma-ma-madam?
I'm doing pretty good, Rachkine, but you do offer guidance to fellow bakkas that are lost. Do you not?
Fellow black guys?
BAKAS! BAKAS! B-A-K-A! I thought you watched anime!
You call me a baka.
No, me, I'm a baka.
Okay, so...
Yeah.
Yeah, do offer us.
Are you stuttering? Is this a sping cap?
Yeah.
Do you sping people when they're bad in here?
I would not want to get spanked.
What do you need help with today and when then?
So, basically I'm just really frustrated.
Are you frustrated?
Because no one tells me to prom, you know?
And like, I restart.
It's the best second chance to maybe do something
and like, maybe something with experience.
No, no one has even asked me, you know what I mean?
So, I don't know what to do.
What should I do about that?
You think it's me?
You think I'm a problem?
I don't think I'm a problem.
I think I'm like, I have so much to offer.
Like my wonderful personality, my clients,
obviously, yeah, I am only selling fun.
Obviously, like, I think I probably also have to offer
just the fact that I am very fast at my knowledge.
I'm kind of like a dictionary.
I wish someone would ask me from so long ago.
Is there any guys that you haven't found that could pull up my database of men in this school?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not going to do, look listen buddy, let me see, I don't want to look, I want to attract,
like, have you ever heard of manifestation, you know?
Have you been manifesting anybody?
I've been writing names down with my period blood for the past month, just for this moment,
just to maybe relive this moment, because I could actually tell that I was going to get into
Distributed University because I actually I'm a medium and I can add they get to foresight before
So
I literally don't want to do
But I what are you doing?
Huh? What? What? What? What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm just keeping this here in case we need it
Just keeping this here in case we need it.
Is that your electronic vibrator or something?
No, um, can you tell me some of the names that you've written down with your period blood?
Sure, well one of them is Kaisenat and that's the only one I have written so far.
That is the dean, I cannot say I don't think he's taking anybody to the homecoming.
Really?
I mean I guess if you didn't work you did get into his university.
You don't think but you don't know you know what I mean so you want Kaisenat to take you to home
Yes! I love that!
I think Kaisenat and I would make a wonderful homecoming duo
It doesn't have to be romantic it could just be like
What's the last thing you had a boyfriend?
Hmm well
How old are you?
Well, that'll be 15 next year, but so far right now it's probably been about a couple years, probably.
You're about to be healthy.
50, 50.
You're 49?
I'm 49.
I think he needs a mature one.
I'm always mature.
I have a lot to offer.
Like what? What do you what do you think you can offer a man like Tyson at?
Well, I have a gift of force size which means that I could literally which craps. No, it's not much
Buttoot. No black magic. No, it was a gift bestowed upon me by the heavens
For I am a Shrine Maiden!
Anyway, that's basically it. I'm a Shrine Maiden.
Do you know what a Shrine Maiden is?
Yeah, it's kind of like an anime thing. I thought you would know since like you watched anime
How do you know I watch anime?
You're your rage. Who doesn't know you watch anime?
You're actually a pretty cool fellow, dude.
So this is you.
Shrine Maiden.
An anime shrine maiden?
Yes! I'm pure! I am passionate!
And all I want to do is cause positivity in this world!
With my- with my- with the energy bestowed upon me by the universe.
I will make all the negativity dissipate.
And yeah, basically that's it. So, leading out of a shot.
Yeah, I actually think you do have a shot and I think what you should do is the
next time you see Kyler I'm Ky. Ask him to calm yourself. Be different. All the
guys are asking girls and it's like predictable. Be the difference in the
school. Pull up on Kyler moral the first time you see him with a poster asking
into porn. And I'm sure he'd say yes. He fucks with you heavy. I do face on him
before bed every night and you were one of the people he did bring about life.
Really? Swear on your mom's life?
I don't swear on my mom. That's it's kind of like...
No?
No.
You know I can tell you lying.
What?
Okay.
What?
I'll do it.
You'll ask him?
Maybe.
Maybe what?
Something's gonna happen.
It's gonna be wonderful.
No!
Oh
Lock the fucking door
Chad, if you're near to the strength, please follow, because what the... Lacey's trying
to get in.
Let's go get Lace.
Tell Lace we're coming.
Dad, if you're new to the stream, please follow.
I have been drained out of all mental fortitude,
and I have to change my batteries.
So we're gonna have to walk and talk with Lazy.
How much time do you think we have left on the batteries?
One minute, maybe?
29, Lazy.
We're at 22%.
I arrived, like I was asked, and I brought my side cake with me.
Your side cake?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Okay.
No miss ma'am?
I don't know.
The coach is coming in.
I know you don't, but can you open the door for Lacey?
Please and thank you. Let's make this quick. My batteries are about to die ready to fuck up
You got going on a little miss now see you got a long day to the back for a day
What are you saying, honey?
Some of our reservations seem to talent show and shit.
Oh, talent show?
Yeah.
You enjoyed it?
Yeah, it was good.
What was it there before?
Um, when Queen was singing.
When Queen was singing?
Yeah.
Why do you find yourself here, huh?
You asked me to come.
Oh, are you gonna, are you gonna, I'm coming tomorrow?
I might.
that's not that's not what that's not what I've seen under on the time of show
oh what did they say what it was more so well what did you say oh I said I
couldn't go with him that's what you said is that what she said best best friend
whatever she says she said I could have sworn you say you had a date or some
some sorts. Someone did ask me. Who asked you? Devonte. And you said, why you should go ahead?
Just classified information. Classified information. Okay, Devonte asked you and...
Well, as a collect, my sidekick, she informed me to make an announcement that may the best man win.
So whoever does the most gets to be my name.
And so far, Devonte is in the win.
He's number one right now.
He set up a scavenger hunt for me
that led me to the balcony with pizza and candles.
Instead of, will you come with me to Hong Kong?
And you said?
Yeah.
And then he called his mom.
He called his mother.
You spoke to his mother?
Yeah.
So that's why he's winning right now.
That's why Hattie's and I have talent show.
But then I talked to my roommate and she was like,
you're making it too easy.
Like you gotta like make these men like do the most.
I said, you know what, you're right.
So that's why whoever does the most wins.
Okay, and you know, I feel like Devante did a,
Coach I shut the fuck up.
So, did the Vonte know that it's made the best man win?
Is he aware of this?
Yeah, he's not worried about it, he said.
He acted like he got it.
Like, he's not worried, he seems very confident.
He do, he do.
Unless you become bigger, you know.
Huh?
Unless you become bigger.
Unless I become bigger.
Oh, this is about me.
I'm trying to see why you're asking all these questions.
I'm the guidance counselor.
I got to know everything that goes around in my halls, in my school, okay?
That's why I'm acting, that's why I'm wondering.
Do you think there's another reason why I'm wondering?
No, that's why I'm asking you.
Do you think there's another reason why I'm wondering?
No.
Okay, I got the memo.
Not the memo, I understand what you're trying to say.
May the best man win.
I hear you, chat hears you.
Then we go see what happens tomorrow.
Okay.
Is there a reason why you like give me the death stare
and Devonte the deafster throughout the day?
I don't give Devonte the deafster.
Yes, that's my janitor.
And he's not doing his fucking job.
He's not janitor anymore.
What the fuck do you mean he's not janitor anymore?
Kai made him student.
You should know if you're a guidance counselor.
So the guy you're going to homecoming with
can't even keep his janitorial job.
Is that what you're saying?
No, he upgraded.
To a student.
He upgraded to a student.
So he lost his job.
No, he didn't lose it.
Kai became janitor for the 20 minutes.
Okay.
You need to like keep up with things that go on in the school
that you're being kind of scouts and for it.
Maybe you don't need your job either.
What though?
Yeah.
Listen here, Louis, man.
I've been sitting in this goddamn motherfucker office
for nine hours helping you lose.
Nine hours?
I saw you walk around like a few hours ago.
I've actually, I have to say.
You had one, a new one, grass on your hat,
Yeah, I think you've just been chilling out like I really haven't seen you working hard like everything else
Who are you going to home come with?
Super baby. He bought me a bunch of flowers and had a whole entourage and they're all over our room. Yeah, we're
Okay, my dumbs my camera is quite literally on like five percent so this thing's gonna fucking die
But I hear both of you.
You should be more prepared if you're guidance counselor to charge your things.
Well, that is true. Maybe a little powerful.
Maybe I need to talk to Kai.
I think you should.
I actually don't like this for us or our school.
Yeah.
Or the future generation of students.
So you do not like that your guidance counselor has been working overtime to help his students with their problems?
I do feel like that you're not prepared.
Yeah, you're unprepared.
And you're not up to keep with what's going on.
Like, what are you doing that you're working?
Are you gonna start typing again on the thing
and type on a black screen?
No, I'm not, Hannah.
I'm going to get up.
You're going to get up.
And we're gonna leave the premises for that
to go to the dorms to charge my camera.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You're gonna have to do something.
Are you asleep?
But...
Why is she here?
Why are you here?
What is your purpose here?
She's here.
I'll be with me.
We're, we come as a pair.
We're a team.
Where the problem is?
Stay back.
I think Tiana can't come up with her own thoughts.
I think I've been talking the whole time
and she's just adding her two cents.
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
You know, let's go.
We could walk in some.
Should we leave now?
I think we're okay to leave.
All right, I'm tired.
Good to see you guidance counselor.
All right, guys.
Get a part of our mic, okay?
Just some advice.
And don't be late because it's already past curfew,
Make sure you get into the dorm safely and let us know if you want to not tell Kai about it.
Yeah, if you don't want us to let Kai know anything, we won't say it, but just make sure you do your job tomorrow, okay?
Try again tomorrow.
I don't know what the fuck they just did, but I just got raised by this game.
Nope.
That's the only shit we didn't do.
The fuck are you doing, motherfucker?
What are you doing?
Um, um, um, um.
Get the fuck off my desk, nigga!
What is this shit?
Shut up, what is this?
Shut up!
Tiana!
What are you doing?
Stand the fuck up!
You're a student now!
You're a student now, motherfucker!
What are you doing?
Get out of my class!
Get out!
Get out of my fucking office!
Get out! Get the fuck out!
I still like you!
Get out!
Fuck out of her!
Get out of here!
Hang on!
I'm gonna lock this shit up.
The fuck, yo, this unit!
Get me out of here.
Just get me the fuck out.
Get me the fuck out.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Come on.
Please no.
No more.
Come here.
Come here, bro.
Come here to the fuck out.
What the fuck up, bro?
Motherfucking God, it's counselor.
I asked anybody to fucking homecoming.
The fuck is Niggas talking about?
God fucking make a mast up and I can ninja jumpin' on my shit.
Where the hell are you from?
The fuck is wrong with you?
God, I'm not speaking to you.
Nah, not speaking to you.
What?
Are you against my girls?
You're just all fucking lacy speak to me
I'll get some of the honor and I'll be like thank the woman's you just stare at me. It's almost like
Can't look at my dog. No, no, it's not a regular look. I know all your looks maybe I
Don't know what you're talking about. I just I just care about my dog
What are you talking about?
You know
Look, I'm a hard of guys, Cops.
Oh, definitely.
Right?
And I'll just ask her who she want to homecoming with.
I'll ask every student.
There's not one student that's coming to my office
and I'm not asking her question.
You could go in the bar.
So when I asked her who she's want to homecoming with,
she said she doesn't know.
And I said, oh.
Walk with me, I ain't got nothing on you, there's a lot on her.
She said, she doesn't know.
I said, that's not what it sounds like.
She's on the top.
Listen, get up, get up, get up, get up.
I know, get up.
She told me she doesn't know.
So I said,
It's all my bits.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I said, it doesn't sound like you didn't know.
Okay.
I'm a talent show, because he's my only son.
Okay, I know I'm up like, her response was...
Oh.
Hi, my office hours are close.
Yes.
I'm 9%.
My cameras are dying in 9 minutes.
I don't even know what time it is to help people when you're on the phone.
My camera's really about to die, so...
You're off the block.
Yes, I will, but, like, bother going, please, the VZVZ.
Let's go.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I was on the...
Hey!
I'ma talk to you, too.
Can you go to the VZVZ, guys?
Thank you.
Devante?
Yeah.
So, I said...
What?
I'm sorry.
They didn't sound like you at the tongue show.
Okay.
She said, oh, yeah, I've been asked today.
I said, oh, asked by who?
She's like, oh, Devonte.
And she said, you just asked.
And I'm like, oh, so you're going with Devonte?
I just asked, I've been a whole second.
I said, so you're going with Devonte, OK?
She says, maybe.
I'm like, a lot of people were asking her, right?
and her answer is, I don't know,
the Varty's been, his bar has said hi
for how he did his way of asking me.
If you could type that, you know what I'm saying?
So I don't know how to feel about that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know if that's like,
if somebody type that I'm going out to fix it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, let me, let me, let me, I'm not done.
Oh, shit.
It's right there.
Let me fix it, let me fix it.
She said, maybe.
Okay.
I said, why maybe?
And she goes, you know, her little friend right there
And my woman, her friend, she said your name?
Her friend said she had on God, a friend she could have had.
Thanks, I'm gonna start digging a little bit.
Let's keep walking.
What are you talking to?
I'm sorry.
Suburban baby.
Yes.
You know what's crazy?
I thought that was Suburban baby on my fucking desk
when you jumped on my man on God.
I thought it was Suburban baby.
I thought it was Suburban baby cut scene there on God.
And then I heard a voice.
I'm like, wait, is that God?
I'm like, no, it's fucking the Fonte.
Now listen.
She shakes her head, okay, and then she tells me she explained everything. Yeah, I know the whole thing with the
I don't call the mom and all that
but
She tells me
She's waiting for someone to top that and then her friend says
You better top that or something like that. He said I better do something like
Ally, uh-huh. I'm hearing you
Which I gotta keep the fuck out of my office because my battery's about to die.
And that's when you walked in and did your thing.
Oh, sure.
Does that sound... Hey!
If that's the type of...
If you're satisfied with someone that's just waiting for some...
Am I not bitching or trying to top my shit again?
What?!
Wait, I was pause?
Pause, yo.
No, no, no, that's not pause. That's just sad, man again.
You're trying to top something you already did because you're afraid of another.
high school because I'm the only one battling myself, you understand? There's nobody against me, you understand?
Feel me?
Who's that?
Hello?
Hey, um, I don't know what the bridge is telling you, but uh, Marla said that you were a very confident man and you were worried if someone else tried to talk to you.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I'm gonna go to my room real quick and check on something,
and then I'm gonna pop out to your room soon.
Okay. All right.
I'm gonna check for my evidence.
This is here, Devontaev.
At the end of the day, yeah, at the end of the day,
it's based on my day one.
You know what I'm saying?
He would never lie to me and shit like that.
First of all, I don't got no reason to lie.
But, Devontaev, I can't get you up here.
It's more than a gun.
You wasn't on gas this year.
What?
I kept it cool, I kept it quiet.
Anytime you seen me helping my student, Sienna,
and anytime you started talking to her, you would look at me.
I'm not dumb, don't say no.
No, I saw it.
I know that.
I saw it.
I admit that.
Mind you.
Oh, we're on 2%.
We got to walk fast.
All right, look.
Mind you.
No, no, no.
I ain't never.
Hold on.
The only reason I did that is because every time I talk to her,
I see you stare so I'm looking at you.
No, no, no, this was before even that.
This was like day, this was yesterday.
No, no, no, no.
This was before the stare.
I'm taking his ass to the dorms, officer.
I found him with Billy Daly, and he's good.
I'm taking him to the dorms.
You got nothing to worry about,
everything's handled over here.
Now, yeah, look, look, that guy won't come.
So, DeBurke, don't act like the little,
you started that shit.
I ain't started shit.
Yes, you did.
Dude, Devonte, I've seen you yesterday.
You did it for the first time yesterday morning.
I was like, why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, God!
You be like this.
I'm like this.
Excuse me, Captain.
No!
No, no, no more for the day.
I'm gonna kill myself.
No, no, I looked at your style.
I looked at your thing.
Hey, I look at the box.
Oh look, what you just said, all game.
Like I looked at you and you were like,
yeah, you're doing your thing.
Like what's wrong?
Like what's up?
Like you said come on, what's going on?
I'm right here.
I'm talking to guys, it's a prank, bro.
I think we're talking to a lot of people,
one, two, hey yo, so yeah, I was going to think like,
can you guys do the right thing?
Actually my mic, bro, please.
Come on, do it guys.
I just, I'm no guy doing the right thing, bro.
Like what's up, bro?
What's up?
I'm not guy, anybody can come and share with us today.
My camera's on, one percent.
I will be out of here.
Please.
Let's go.
Switching desk.
Jack, geoswitching desk is somebody's...
Go, go, go.
We got to switch batteries.
Lookit!
Ahhh!
I started vlogging!
Ahhh!
I love fucking go from a streamer to a fucking vlogger!
Oh, fuck.
It's okay.
Ignore this one again.
You are doing it.
No, I just...
Are we allowed in?
Yeah!
Okay!
Oh!
She said yeah!
Wow, look at that, now I'm gonna sit on nobody's bed.
Will you be the angel to my stitch?
Nah, these niggas is real romantic, bro.
They got them watching a notebook before they put up the shit in university.
And he got some bag, nigga.
I
Be happy for them
Okay, but now what's this got a good one you give me time bro, but yeah you are
You are wearing pajamas, but you want you old
I'm gonna let y'all get back to it, you know, have a good night and shit.
Let me know if you guys need anything
Okay
I'm about to save
Yeah, Brady
I want you to go ask me on a date, nigga
Somebody
Why y'all twinning?
Oh, wait
Are we smacking dicks?
I don't know
I
Want only a lot to be gay, bro. So if I do anything like
I can only do a shit if I if it's not gay, maybe go drag it. Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, it's like if I do some gay shit and nobody know I'm not gay, but it's like it's like I'm saying let's say um
It don't matter
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, if I do something gay with a guy,
nobody thinks about it, because it's like whatever.
But then if I do it to a woman now,
and I see everybody thinks big deal,
whoa, AJ, you talkin' to this girl.
It's like, damn, man.
You wanna go that way and see what it is?
What's that, a quick battery, Mark?
Reloading, reloading, chat, slide a hand, equipped.
Let's go to Harkins's.
Let's downstairs.
Yeah.
Well, we don't know what it was real, I'll be honest.
You don't know it was real?
I can't tell by his, if he...
No, no, he's trying really hard.
To make it happen?
100%.
Yeah, he's like a brain of the girls.
Oh, he's asking you to bring on the girls.
Come on, let's do it.
You, your voice.
A little bit.
I'm gonna get him on.
You sure?
Holy fuck.
Oh, I guess you know.
You go back, go back to what you were going to do.
Go to desktop.
This is clear. Why are they all clear?
Do you want me to do it?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Do you, uh, be cute?
I'm cute.
Okay, she's cute.
Okay.
What is this?
Ah, nice.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
What do you send to me?
You missed it, front nigger?
Bro, why isn't it playing Wabi Kudzu by Ho Ho?
Text it to me, just text it to me.
Yeah, two of you, two of those, yeah?
Oh!
What is this?
Oh, so wait, there's that!
Thank you so much, of course.
We have a feature.
One, yes, one second.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, hi.
Here, hi.
We just met pretty recently,
but I do think of your original story
There's some cool things pretty down there, you can probably try it for some kind of art.
Oh, no.
So, I did this.
Yeah, pretty soon.
That was Jesse.
He said, ah, uh, yeah.
That was Jesse.
He said, ah, ah, yeah.
What did you say?
Oh my god!
Where's the set?
I think there's a building.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
Ha ha ha ha hahahaha
You a s*** while I'm at it
Can we talk about what the functions happen now?
Still have that set
Oh wait a minute I'll be fucking up sorry
Jake might be waiting on you. We're at the seam
Okay
Let's think about this.
I want to run a rival session with Jay Mahmood.
Shaq, can she download Marvel Rivals onto her PC
that she has right now?
And if she can, should we go download that shit right now?
Or should I just use the Office of the Clubs, actually?
I explained it to him.
He's going to shut all this shit down.
Let's go down a little bit on that.
Fuck, put that mouse. We don't have...
Everything that we have is over there.
Nope.
Should we just go back to the office?
If we can make it.
Okay, let's download it here. This is our mission.
Operation J-Mommy Marvarao's.
We download Marvarao's over there.
go over there and get my mouse and shit so I can play more runs.
You just need the mouse?
Yeah.
Okay.
If we can't get in the building we're gonna use that bomb as well so we gotta get it.
That's what it is.
It's downloaded though.
My lab almost fooled you up, you know?
She's doing something else.
Big answer?
How much was that?
Out of her number or nothing?
Tell her.
We have to communicate through cards, through chats.
Ask her if she could download Marvel novels on her PC right now.
I'm gonna see if she can see the box.
You're good.
I'm gonna go to the desktop real quick.
Sorry, I don't know who he is.
Did it start?
Yeah.
Okay, she needs you.
She took your voice advice.
What he needs me.
She don't play PC rage.
She is a controller player.
Did she say she played card, Valorant, and Marvel novels?
Valorant console.
GG.
If she don't play PC, it's cooked.
Regardless, I want to dump.
If she don't play PC, we don't have consoles here.
It's fried.
Yeah, no, probably not
Me and think this one through chat. I might actually have to plan with her off-stream for that
I actually have to get her number so we can communicate
So we won't probably go find her right now chop it up
Where's my chat what was I looking at my chat
I
See y'all don't she's what building she at
He needs you all right, I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to came I'm gonna go to came
What's Keems building? What's Keems number is came in this building?
Don't know
Yeah
Kim is 254
Yeah, what building take tie off
Yes, this is how this is this how it looks by the editor game day game Miller
No, Jay mom's in Miller. Where is Kim?
I
Smell long ass motherfucking day shirt God now
Kim is in our building. Oh
Bet
2.
That's the head of the shit going on at the university bro.
It's only on you.
What's up?
You think he's on the second floor?
Yeah.
What's up?
What the fuck is this?
Who's the enemy?
Ayo, zombie crying?
Okay, there's somebody who's...
I have to talk to someone off-shraying.
I have to talk to Ayozomi.
Yo!
What's going on?
Why are you walking around like a ghost?
You're a chemist?
Huh?
No, but won't chemists hang around?
No.
Kim!
Hey, they're sleeping.
This is the closed door.
At one?
Yeah, this is the closed door.
Yo!
I'll be right back with you buddy bro maybe turn off the camera or something maybe I don't
want to turn your stream off but like oh my on some real shit yeah bro oh shit okay switch
No, wait, no, I don't want to turn your shoes on.
Just go straight and bust it right.
Something's there.
Ow!
I stole it from you.
I'm king-slamming. You want to steal my watch, buddy?
God.
You're a piece.
Yes!
Here, bro.
What the fuck is your problem, though?
It's me.
Bill's like a yakala and I need you to understand that he stole George's.
That's what Elliot did.
Hey bro.
Yo, yo. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Okay.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
You could just take a shot up side now.
That's so awesome.
I can ask someone.
No, I'm not in the world of fighting.
I'm not in the world of fighting.
Get off me!
We're showing this down!
He's actually got a funny...
Look at that little nigga.
You're gonna leave, bro!
Leave, leave, leave.
Go somewhere else.
alone somewhere else why are you mad what's the chief
max she's she's a why are you mad max is probably mad at her cuz she must have
done something to him.
Ohhhhh.
Wow.
So how fucked up would it be if I run in to go down the stairs man?
Not bad.
Okay.
I'mma go up.
Excuse me guys.
Hope everything's okay.
No, I think he's good.
What are you doing?
Do not touch his railing.
They are dirty as shit.
What the fuck man?
I'm not gonna put a gun like this.
Huh?
I'm not gonna put a gun like this.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's scamming there.
What's up bro?
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
What you care, what you care about?
Um, that dried ice from here?
What was that?
Is that a bomb?
So this is a bomb.
I'm not gonna put a gun.
Is that a bomb?
So this is a bomb, it's a fuck bomb that you can actually make with your phone, press
a button, and put it in somebody's...
Yeah, I know a 13 year old kid who would fucking love that.
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking after that?
Stop it.
Oh, you're selling it?
Yeah.
I'm broke, man.
Come on, A.
I'm not talking about fucking...
I mean, there's just no way.
Look at the budget and science club, my shit is talking like this.
Nah, that's...
I mean, I do see that, it's fucked up.
Oh, they did the trash right there.
It's liquid nitrogen.
Is that not the same thing?
No, I just blew up those ones.
Oh, that was the good I was talking about.
I can sell this, but this is more expensive than this.
Let's get to killing it.
Let's not do the killing thing yet.
Yeah, let's start with damage.
Damage.
Yeah.
We have to put that on.
Plain throw?
That's not a bad shot.
How much?
That's $250.
$250 Argentinian bucks?
No, USD.
Oh, we don't accept...
Venezuela bucks you take V bucks no you take Robux
No, that's all I have got
Where Nick is that shot we back
It's King good yet King is good
This is fucking bastard.
Keep it good, keep it good, bro.
Keep it good, bro.
How y'all doing?
Great.
Say, what?
Why do I feel like I was getting pressed?
By Tiana Everfrugl?
Well that getting pressed?
Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or.
Like, on some low key shit or what?
It was like...
pressed.
Are you sure I was getting pressed?
No.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
What do you want working today?
You kick them boys or what?
What?
No, I wasn't, but then I was on.
All right.
Where you going?
The fuck happened to y'all?
Where you going?
I was just taking power on you.
Shall I go in on you?
This is power up, bro.
Yo, where you going?
I was just sitting right here.
No, no, no.
Because you were just over there, now you're over there.
Let's get him.
Oh, he got the fucking license too.
Ah, but he's got, shall I go out and fuck him again?
I took his handbag.
There he is.
Let's go get back to the shop.
You looking for a class?
Yeah.
Where you going?
Wait, we allowed to go outside?
No.
A lot of escape.
So, yeah.
How'd it go?
You know, I have a date to homecoming.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
I told you I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
I told you I got you.
Yeah, I told you I got you.
Yeah, don't you guys tell someone.
I'm getting, I'm making love in this little university, you know what I'm saying?
And if you're going to get out, I don't got no love from this bitch.
Me and you. Me and my dog. Me and my dog. Me and my dog. Me and my dog. Me and my dog.
I ain't go long, bro. I was a janitor game. I wasn't even thinking about love, bro.
It's like more of a, I was thinking of how to clean the toilets more efficiently.
I want to think about that
Honestly, bro, did you look when I don't ask me out to home coming wait what I know
Yes
I did the same thing he did.
But then he said, oh, hold his hands, hold his hands.
Hold his hands?
And then he said, hold on one more thing.
Boom, let's get this fucking hat on.
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna join in his face with you.
Do you want to go home and come over with me?
I mean, what did you say, Hargir?
I said, I said, I said, fuck no, but I'll let you know by tomorrow
if I don't got no options.
That's really what it was, so.
So, hey bro, where, hey who's that?
Wait, so if tomorrow you don't got any options,
you're gonna go with him?
No.
Sure.
What the fuck?
Hey, it's not the open of the weed,
a legal type of.
You gotta ask someone something?
I know this is a-
I gotta come to your office, we go to our office.
Oh, bro, that hurts.
What's going on?
That hurts.
Wait till they're all getting shot.
Get it.
What?
You walking outside and getting shot?
We got places to pee.
They fucking have to sit up.
Yo, if you leave the building and get shot, you good?
Is that what that is?
Yeah, that hurt.
Damn.
That hurt.
You want to hit it?
Yeah.
Hey, you're not making it.
You think you're making it?
Yeah, they did.
Kote has a wealth
Bro walk outside you get lit up, bro. Let's test that
We have to cut Jojo's hair
There's so much to say about the office.
We gotta find them tomorrow before homecoming.
Y'all, that shit actually.
Y'all tell my mom that they can't follow us into the building.
Bro, I'm scared to get shot.
I mean, we ain't gonna work in the state.
You're gonna ask clothes, bro.
Oh, you're welcome.
No.
Hey.
What's up?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Over there?
No, I got...
Yeah, I'm trying...
Okay, this is my mission.
I'm gonna end soon.
I need to go over to J-Mommy building.
I got to get her number because we need to set up a game night tomorrow.
And communicating through chats is not a game.
But the thing is, I don't know if you can set up a game night.
If she doesn't have a, she can only play console.
You need to call her.
You need what?
Yeah, you need to tell her.
OK, I'll put it in the store.
There's like, Ray's here and Chris here.
Like, my room is so bad.
I'm going to the middle of the building.
Don't bother about it.
Oh, shit, uh-uh.
What if I know other niggas I wanna gang-tune this whole?
Bro, hold on, hold on, man.
How do you not, how do you not,
well, not me, no more.
But where, are you gonna fuck with me?
Yeah, I'm, like, why am I getting shot?
Why are you getting, like,
hold on, you got peaceed up by these niggas?
I'm, by, by faculty?
Yeah.
I mean by,
All right, all right, please.
Nah, I didn't, but,
I don't know, they just began niggas' views.
Can't you fuck with me, bro?
I am, but they don't be can sometimes.
What a go to this bitch up.
I'm going to the door.
This is locked.
You got the key?
He got the key.
You got the key?
This is my door room.
That's the key pad and shit.
How's this locked?
Are you going to do a shooting?
This elevator shouldn't be done.
Are you going to do it?
Yeah.
These are key.
You ready?
Nah, because you are so lazy.
You're like, this is like a good open show.
Oh, we...
Wait someone, it's not Crypto?
Yeah it's Crypto.
Yeah it's Doochonwood.
Shit, I'm sad.
I didn't tell the person.
You guys sad no more.
I'm not sad no more.
What is this music?
You don't follow me love?
Smoke?
I don't know I can't go home.
I'm saying no more.
You guys can't listen to me.
I'm not counseling.
You've been doing the capital for hours and hours.
I'm not alive.
I'm not this guy.
She's not alive.
Hey, I hear what you just said.
I wasn't feeling right.
No.
I just sat there for ten hours in my office, put it next to me, put it next to tell me,
are you the guy that should be pissing me off.
That should piss me off.
Imagine all of an hour and a half, they got it.
They got it.
I feel like in real life, they're getting a respect that they deserve, bro.
I feel like teachers get this respect in real life.
Like kids would be like, I'm not even a teacher in high school.
Kids would be given a fuck.
Yeah, but the teachers would not answer when they class.
No bro.
No, they would not answer when they class.
Teachers don't?
Yeah.
I've had some classes where living was so disrespectful.
Especially when you're teaching.
I think I'm really fucking about the high school classroom.
I never had it going to town.
If I did, I'd never use it.
That's?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
What is going on?
He's smoking cigarettes.
Is he stressed?
He's smoking a cigarette.
Who's smoking?
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't know how to do that.
Shut up.
Are you gonna hook up with him or what?
I am, but I do need your date.
That's what I was about to ask.
Okay.
I'm not gonna hook up with him.
That's what I was about to ask.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Nah, he be-be-bees, I-
I don't think the faculty could-
I love guidance counselors.
Yeah, I don't know if the faculty should
or could bring a motherfucking student.
That's a bad example.
I don't know if the faculty should
or could bring a student to homecoming.
I feel like that's a bad example.
Why?
You are the guidance counselor.
Hey, now, now you can bring another faculty member.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hey!
Are the selection really bad divine that was great
He just told me he has been sucking dick all day and that's why his mother
Are you okay?
Why are you walking like this?
Okay, just come here.
Are you farting?
No, look at my shoes.
They broke. I broke.
This is the last time I've disappeared for the rest of the night.
Yeah.
It's good.
You okay? If it is okay? You going home coming tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm going home coming.
Who you going with?
Nobody.
Why?
Because?
I know guys I've asked you.
Oh, I know guys want to ask you if they haven't.
No, nobody asked me.
They're just intimidated, huh?
No, I'm not.
Okay.
You should have seen it.
I literally, like, my phones, I have so many phones,
I have extra work for streaming right I couldn't stream for like three hours
We called team and everything
Okay, and then my yeah, and then my tool. I was just gonna have a panic attack
I know my tool kit and then my tool kit and then my tool kit
But I was not a streamer for three hours.
You should have seen it. It was a crash out of the lifetime.
Are you okay now?
Yeah, yeah. Do you need water?
No, no, okay. Are you about to go to sleep now?
No. I don't sleep. I stream 24-7.
Wow, okay, so...
I just want to make sure you're healthy, okay?
So everything's fine.
Yeah, everything's awesome.
How much do you want to drink again?
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Oh wait, did you make any milkshake?
Or was it at someone else?
I'll try it right here real quick, yes.
Okay, bye.
Hi, I was going to book with you, but I'm kind of booked up.
Yeah, I was pretty busy.
Yeah, I know I was sad I was crying earlier.
Why are you crying?
Because...
What?
I'm sorry.
Why are you crying?
Um, sorry.
I wish I had that.
But...
Yeah.
I wanted to do the talent show right before my...
Remember it was called...
They did it.
You were single?
Yeah.
I was here.
And I was just looking forward to that the whole time.
This year.
And that...
Damn.
Yeah, like it was right out there drop this onto the DJ would you I know it's not the same
Give me guidance
Where you going?
I know it's not
The same as
My bad, be it!
Yo, my bad, my bad.
My bad.
You can see your song's nice.
One that's asked, but it was like 13 other people that wanted to go to my bucket tank,
and they didn't get to go out there, so I'm sorry for that.
Two, I don't know what you're saying, though.
Yeah, I'm a singer. I do R&B and pop music, so...
What? Okay, you can say no.
But if I asked you...
Right now, if I could hear your voice, what would you say?
Okay.
You what?
What was your name?
I was singing, I've been singing different songs all night so I was singing just Ariana Grande songs
And I'm here.
You want to go acapella or do you need like an instrumental?
No, acapella.
I'm here.
Let me see it.
I need to be
Something like that
My you would have fucking shitted on that stage
Is that what you're amazing you're genuinely amazed at what you were gonna put is that something we're gonna put
I'm sorry you didn't get to perform because you're actually good as fuck. Holy fuck, bro.
I knew you could sing like that!
I know.
Okay, I know you didn't get to perform, but who was your favorite?
Oh, um, Jason. Oh, and Jason the Queen. Oh, you were one of my favorite performances.
Oh, thank you.
And Queen and Marcela.
You were, you and Queen were hands down like, you're amazing.
Thank you so much.
actually so talented I'm dead ass it I don't know I don't know what to expect
but it wasn't that and you're actually great you're amazing thank you
Rob the nurse I do not sing a lot whatsoever so nobody ever knows where
you have a nervous like really 100% and I was coaching and yelling all day for
these past two or three days with a cheer for the church your shit so I was
like ladies let's go so I was not thinking I will be able to fucking hit the
I'm gonna go to the third floor and see if they have serious things that's hungry
I'm gonna get a lot of shit like I'm not doing my job, but I feel like I'll be doing my job
Why are you walking like that? Yeah, you're walking that way.
Yeah, why is he walking like that?
Look, I gotta go talk to my dream old people.
Okay, no, I gotta talk to you.
Great meeting you. Great talking to you.
You going to home from the war?
Yeah, I want to.
What do you mean you want to? You ain't get asked?
No, not yet.
Chap, you got asked.
No, oh my, Bill's always too young for me.
I'm sure by tomorrow
Yeah, I think I've already...
I'm gonna look.
Oh, I don't want to take...
Hey, Devonte.
How'd that go?
Oh, but she was truthful to what she said.
What?
Some of the words you use are a little bit expensive.
But I see assumptions...
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
You're good, you're good.
I listened to what she said.
This is what I said.
I'm not done.
The only thing is that I have problem with is that...
She the bar so that she said whatever I feel like that's like
Listen, I'm the type of nigga
Let's say in my head I'm about to do the craziest boom
If I hear I gotta do that I want doing them up if I'm being told. Oh, so we got
If she
Thanks.
Yeah, man.
I got some...
Alright, hurry to fuck up.
I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired.
Alright.
What's up?
I got you a second.
I tried to bring it to your office,
but I got locked in one of the auditorium's places,
but I got you a gift.
Professor!
Excuse me one second.
I got you chicken, chicken tenders.
Here, take it.
And then I got you some french fries as well.
You might be hungry after your long shift today.
Which is very much so true.
I am starving.
But I actually have chicken tenders in my dorm.
Okay.
No, I appreciate the gesture, but I...
You're gonna eat my chicken tenders, okay?
Okay.
Thank you.
No problem.
Where's Jason?
I heard he's fighting.
No, I shouldn't do that. Fuck it, it's too late. I was gonna give it to someone.
One last time, I ain't no one.
That shit's stuck in my head now.
Is this, is it, this one?
Bang bang.
What do you think is the most common knock?
Hello, madam.
Are you still alive?
She's asleep, but it's okay. I am alive.
You're alive?
She's asleep. I'm alive.
They telling me you're every fucking move you're working inside.
Wait, wait, I don't want you to leave your shame, though.
You want me to bring my phone?
Yes, ma'am.
Motherfuckers, you lie.
You don't mind the sleep.
Why you don't regret the sleep?
Is it two over two?
That is W-hunger.
I don't know what it means.
I don't understand.
I'm sleeping.
Oh, stop.
You're stupid.
Is this even open?
Who the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Somebody had to put the fucking arm up.
Come on.
And we gotta sell for our Zach's meetings.
I don't like how you ambushed me earlier, motherfucker.
Who was up here? Who was that?
Your friend, Tiana.
What? What'd she just say?
The fuck?
One last time?
Did she call me a pussyhole?
Why is there going so much better than our chef?
Do you think this building, like from POVs that you watched,
is this building better than our building?
What are those chips?
Nothing about the chips is kind of good.
What about the chip?
Suburb or rested again?
What did he get arrested for?
What the fuck he got arrested for?
Was that a little miss Mal?
I'm gonna tell you the truth. I got arrested because...
Oh yeah, wait, first and foremost,
I wasn't even talking about you,
but you did get arrested.
What you gonna get arrested?
In a frozen dress.
Okay, it's stupid as hell.
Okay, so I got arrested because I left my bag
in the auditorium.
And so I wanted to go back forward.
It's curfew. I said nigga my wallet in my bag. He said I don't care
It's curfew. Wait hold on. Did you actually say it like that you talk back to police like that?
Yeah, I had some cuz I first cuz that first I was like a girl
I was like, oh, I'm just gonna come out my bag and he said he said no, you're not
And I was like yes, I am I said my fucking wallet in my bag and he said well, you're not
And if you try one of them a good cheap hold on y'all
Hold on, hold on, let me sit.
They've been telling me y'all every move.
What?
Like what?
What have you heard?
Tell me everything you've heard.
He's coming, don't worry.
He's just in the elevator.
He's wiping his leg.
His eye is itching, he's scratching it.
Just give him one second, he's still breathing.
Like damn, I'm like, can they never come to me or not?
Okay.
But I understand though.
Listen, I look you feel bad because I went to my desktop.
And all that and they told me you use controller
I will I ain't gonna lie. I don't blame you. I was controlling my whole life to a bit till like two years ago
I'll be like two years ago. I started valorant. I was like shit. Wait. Did you play ballerina?
How ain't that shit hard as fuck no, what do you mean? No
Is there not in there's no innocence on a valorant
I
Listen, I so how are we gonna play the game over here without controllers is that a mortal combat set? Yeah
Is that a hello kitty?
It's all call me it's a matching tattoo my cousin. Yeah, I got a couple of tattoos yo
No, okay, see I need patchwork.
Patchwork is swag, the sleeves is like, they cool, but.
Patswork, you think so?
I was thinking people would be telling me to get a sleeve
and then I'd be like.
Nah, I used to say, hey, patchwork,
cause I thought it was like stamps.
Like, it's a great tattoo.
But, patchwork is actually swag, I'm not gonna lie.
But, let's get it down to the nitty gritty.
How the fuck we gonna play the game?
We gonna play the controller.
I really want to, and not that you say
you play Valorant, now I really wanna play Valorant.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
You don't play the game, you don't play Valorant.
I played Valorant for two years straight, and I put it down for a little bit, okay, for a lot of bit.
And I came back like two months ago, I played one game, I found out my favorite character is Nerf.
Tell me, are you better off saying Neon?
No. Neon was my first favorite player. Neon was my first favorite agent. I one-tripped Neon and I was like,
like oh I'm a new love oh who can I guess I want to guess yes you said two
years ago yes before niggas knew how raw he was they okay fuck they before
they just found out wrong they raw they were it's too late okay he okay so please
don't tell me two years ago no I don't want to I don't want to say yeah I know
probably recently okay I'm gonna say who I think you talking about I'm gonna say
you I was a yo one trick but I came back and they got one flash this nigga TP
last point five six the niggas ass no I went I went to nine or two and 12
What the fuck is going on?
What's happening to you?
So you got people outside they dorms.
What are you talking about?
In the orientation you did say you don't mind if we're lingering around going dormitory.
You did say that very much.
Those are your words, Dean.
You said as long as you're not outside of the building.
Yeah.
You did say that.
And you know what I did say?
I'm listening.
You're not going home coming home.
Oh, that's OK.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
I'm not expecting that.
I'm not expecting.
I'm OK with that.
Oh, wait.
Watch me.
I'm OK.
Because she got to let it go.
Oh, let it go.
Yeah, let that one fucking go.
Let it go.
I'm OK with that, huh?
But if those were your words, is it wrong?
No, that's not my words.
That's her words.
That was your words.
That's also words. Those are her words.
But you said she needed you. You agreed.
Those are her words right there.
Those were his words. He literally said it.
If I find you a clip within the next
before homecoming of you saying those words.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
My hand. Right there.
This is her wall. This is her building.
What dog are you saying?
No.
Are we quitting?
What dog are you saying?
I say in the vibe and the video these leave the bees leave
But listen, I put an extra overtime. I was in my office till 1 a.m. Giving students lessons
I and I had to walk students back to their dorms so the police officers don't show I told the office
I'm walking them back to the dorms and the last on my top that was the BZ
Make sure everything's good and I was having a conversation with one of my fellow students
I've been working all day, sir
On my soul.
How long have you been working for?
Like 11-12 hours.
I was in that office for like 9.
Sorry.
How could a swine been working for?
25 years.
Why the fuck do you have baby powder in your hair, Tyler?
Come on, man.
That's why I'm getting around like that, isn't it, huh?
Hey, I...
I look like it's your history, guys.
I think he met no one coming back from the front.
Wait, yo, get off of my wheelchair!
I know.
Yo, this is fucking work-school team, actually.
That's exactly what he said, actually.
I like how you didn't care.
I was like, that's a good lie, all right?
No, no, I understand. Like, if you want to drop it, it's okay.
But, like, is that what he said for it, huh?
That is exactly what he said.
Why were you content with just him doing that if that was actually his words, if he didn't remember those words?
Because at the end of the day, he the boss, if a bitch has nigga correcting me in my chat and I send ban on the same street you can do about it, I don't ban him from searching.
So it's like, hey, this your shit you running, I mean, right?
If you, if you not wrong, in your eyes, you not wrong. I'm okay with nothing going on coming.
It's like, it is what it is. I ain't gonna put up no fight.
Like, it's okay.
Interesting. Okay.
We still have a gun to the bottom of our shit. How the fuck do we play again tomorrow?
Okay, well...
Um...
You gotta figure something out.
I do be seeing some systems around this mall for a while, okay?
Actually, I-I think-
You seen the console?
I think so. Well...
Don't take my word.
But I thought I seen some systems from Danny's shit.
Stay right here.
Okay.
What's going on?
What's power act?
Yeah, my wheelchair!
Have you seen Kyle?
I don't know where Kyle's at.
He's still in the hospital.
I'm in range.
Hold on, hold on. I'm on a mission.
I'm on a mission. I see a mission.
Have you seen Kyle?
Yeah, he just got out of the way.
What is this fucking, what the fuck is this?
Hey, how you doing, man?
Man, it's a great honor for us to meet you.
We like hope you're experienced.
And again, we're curious to know what you're up to.
Tyler?
I was on you.
I was watching.
I was talking to a look on you.
Uh, if I had read it, the change got taught to you.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
I was just talking.
Oh shit, I'm back up.
I have a question.
What?
I'm not asking you for anything.
I know you're a crazy man.
You got a lot going on out here.
Do there happen to be any gaming systems in this university
or controllers by any chance?
I'm trying to set up a little gaming situation
with some of the students and whatnot.
Oh no, we don't provide that.
Don't give me.
Wait, no, you two go out.
Yeah, I'm checking.
We two go out.
The controllers.
They haven't set up in there yet.
I feel them.
I think they do.
They're not open right now.
Tomorrow they will be open.
Let's do them this crazy.
Come on.
They're helping us to shoot at you.
We said that.
I doubt what's going to be when we decide to start shooting.
We have no one to order.
You can always what?
Order.
I mean, it would be cool if you could order a console, a PlayStation, or a remote.
A remote, a remote, a controller.
Just a controller. Just a controller.
A PlayStation controller.
For me to use tomorrow.
Make it two.
Now, just one.
Why would I provide that?
You do the fuck up, Mr. Beast?
You told me you could order it!
Door-dash it!
Door-dash it! You got the fucking university surrounding, fuck!
I see me fall, and I know it's all my self.
I'm on shit, man, see me fall.
Jesus, I said, oh my god.
I see your eyes in a minute.
I see a hot car.
I see a boy, too.
What?
Wait.
Did y'all hear that?
What did he say?
He said I'll see you in Boy's Tauber.
Boy's Tauber?
Collar, what do you mean by that?
Collar, what the fuck does that mean?
What do you mean by Boy's Tauber?
Fuck.
What the hell do you want?
You're a shit guidance counselor, just so you know.
All the bullshit you've been doing all week,
I had a few problems that I needed help with,
and where were you?
Nowhere to be proud of.
That type of shit pisses the nigga off, huh?
Now look, I got all this built-up anger inside.
My room is fucking trash, Jason Owain, he trashed my room.
It's because of you.
There's fights going on, suburb baby breaking into the dean's office.
What type of fucking guidance are you giving, bruh?
You need to be fucking punished, man.
You need to be punished.
Do better.
I don't know, but I found a piece of it.
I found that last year.
What room is he in?
Come on.
What room he just walked in?
That little nigga just walked in.
That little nigga there just walked by.
What little nigga?
What room was he in?
What little guy little guy the nigga that just walked by me where'd he go?
Yes, you know he did the backflip in the town show was he tall a little he was like he was like right here
There's I was just talking to a guy
And you're making me worried because you're supposed to be
What's that guy's name the dude that was just right don't don't piss me off
I know you see him. I'm like crazy. What was he in what room was he in?
You need you need pills you doubt on your pills, and you need the pills okay? I'm tripping somebody just tap my face
That's what I'm trying to tell you calm down
I'm not tripping I'm not I'm tripping I'm not tripping
Oh, I thought it was someone else's room.
This isn't good.
Yeah, I could have shot.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
I
Know you can see me tomorrow
Thank you so much, thank you so much, shout out to me, thank you so much.
So sweet, so sweet. He said, hey, like, can I give you something for my wedding?
I sure would sweet myself.
You want to see it?
That's cute.
I'm not going to kill it.
You gonna take that from me?
I can't eat it on this one.
Yeah, that's nice. Look at that.
Let me see that one.
Yeah, yeah, that's what he said.
Yeah.
I didn't know what he said.
Yeah.
You know what I said?
Yeah, I know exactly what you said.
Listen, I got intel though.
I do have to run my ass to bed some of course
You look perfectly fine
I go live you want to get on the frozen rest which is got that might be the first time
No, no, no.
I'm a little, I'm a little tired.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
So if you sit next to me, and you and your hand,
you like, I'm not gonna lie.
Listen.
I'll slow you down.
Okay.
Listen.
There's a YouTube lounge.
Like, we all know about it.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, I do know that.
There's controllers in there.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, yes, because I'm not PC.
You're not PC?
Mm-hmm.
But you can play with a controller on PC.
You can.
It'll feel exactly the same.
You can, but you're still gonna have
Fuck the best lobbyist
You know you can't go with me. You're gonna be straight. I'm gonna balance it out. I trust you
Shit, I'm so sorry am I interrupting a little bit?
Thank you so much. I'm a miss ma'am
Any any news
I know I'm ignoring him right now.
You're ignoring him right now?
Yeah!
Why?
But they say he's taking a bubble study class from there, whatever, trying to be a better man.
He is.
He's trying to take a bubble...
Where is he?
He's been on the wrong all goddamn motherfucking day.
He's still asking shit.
Let's watch it in the streets.
And he's been locked up!
He's been locked up.
Okay.
Her nigga is a bad man.
And he'd be locked up, I don't know.
Okay.
So this is a plan, Mom.
Our objective is to get him controlled out of the YouTube world.
Oh, I could get that cuz they not paying attention to me. They paying attention to you. Oh wait
You got one on you like in the yeah in the room
Like you said all eyes sometimes do beyond me. So when I walk on the YouTube
I'm like, hey guys while I'm distracting all the employees at it. I put the controllers in my ass
That's kind of crazy
somewhere where they keep feets. If you don't got pockets then yeah you can shove it up your ass but if you have pockets we can put it in your pocket.
Okay but then I'm bitching on me sticking out. Okay um. In your ass is the last option. No no no. What? You know what? The fucking Duffer backhouse in Adema.
You got it? Yes. You still got it. Click on the fucking button. I'm gonna put it in there. And you gonna walk the fuck out? And I'm gonna walk the fuck out. You can't look sus. I'm not gonna look sus.
But the shiesty come on. I mean, but you got this never walking around the
Shiesty might be making a little hot I think we don't know shiesty. What about furry mask?
That's crazy as hell too. I'm sorry. You have a furry mask
Are you a furry? I'm not a furry
Okay, so I'm a little I'm open-minded. I'm not a fucking firm. I think I'm a little racist
I don't know how you gonna feel about it. No I
I get kind of queasy when I see furries in their full suits.
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This full suit is...
The full $5,000 suit. I get a little phobic. I don't know why. It's just scary to me, I think.
Can I say something too? You know how to fucking make me a little queasy. Like, I'm cool with the mask.
It's gonna be a little crazy. But the reason it make me feel uncomfortable is because I know they be.
Maybe, maybe fucking in them suits.
Listen, that is not me.
That's your nasty-
I'll be telling my chat.
Yo, yo, y'all be roping as cats and dolls and bearers
and shit, getting fucked.
Is that not crazy?
That's your crazy bitch.
Must be.
I'm not yelling at shit while they're being fucked.
I'm tripping.
Chappy's saying I'm tripping sometimes.
It's because I know that you must be as fucked.
Somebody gotta smell like shit.
But you gotta, you gotta mask them.
It's just a fucking mask though.
Like, you know, some cute shit.
Like, I'm still fucking.
You butt it yourself?
I sure the fuck that how much was it it wasn't that expensive actually how much
was it for something that wasn't crazy that's not too crazy all right in person
so you walk in with the furry Max you take the motherfucker remote you shove it
up your ass you walk out one has with the coast is clear that you can't water
though when that shit's up your ass you can't walk a little different oh no wait
I'm over here trying to laugh at what you said.
No, go ahead. No, for real. This is fucking serious.
We need to play the game.
You're gonna shove the controller up your motherfucking ass.
I'm gonna shove the controller up my fucking ass.
You can't water it.
I want water.
You gotta walk normally.
I'm gonna walk fucking normally.
Well...
To the best of your ability.
Yes.
And when the coast is clear, I'm gonna stop talking to them niggas.
Because I don't give a fuck about what they're talking about for real.
They goofy ass thinking you give a fuck for real.
And that's what's so great.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You're perfectly right.
Yeah, you're correct.
Perfectly right. Yeah, you're correct.
That's what's faking crazy.
And then we got stash the controller.
We gon' stash it in your room.
We bring it back up here.
You have a key to your door?
I do have a key to my door, lock it.
We gon' lock that bitch up, get the controller in there
until we find the perfect time to hop on the game.
But tonight we have separate things we gotta do.
You gotta download, you don't have Steam, do you?
I have a Steam account.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I play desktop on my chat all the time.
Among us fuckers you talking about I love our good with niggas the fuck
Who the fuck killed my nigga listen?
Download steam on that motherfucking death so I'll be out in there. You want to download Marvel rivals and we could do
Ballon as well, but you just got down. What is that epic? Oh, no, that's uh, uh, uh, right?
Right game launcher. I don't know if you have an account and shit so I'm pretty sure I got an account
I bet I got bad multiple times on that bitch
Because the niggas are because the niggas the fuck out on valorant. I've been being multiple times. I got like eight accounts. I
Used to be obsessed with that game. I was too ice-plate a bitch every single fee. I
Gotta hear this this was good. This was still the deal. I
sent it to
God damn what you a mortal?
Because they're ranked lobbies are fucking shit. Oh
Oh, oh, I thought you, okay.
Diamond is still good though, that's right, that's right.
That's just like a few nice balloons, that's right there.
Diamond, but, but, but look, I'm not a send it to Rhinox.
I'm probably playing like a motherfucking gold Rhinox
or some shit.
You know what you give me?
I feel like you the type of nigga that when you play a game,
you don't need that long for it to come back.
I don't, but the first game's gonna be rough.
That's cool though.
Everybody need a warm up.
And we gonna get a few games then.
Yeah, we gonna get a few, that's cool with me.
Like I said, I don't wanna feel like I'm in it.
I'm a little homesick.
OK, we're going to take you home then.
Yeah, I'm a little homesick.
But we got to find a right.
So I know tomorrow's a little packed, though.
What's tomorrow?
Alumni.
I think the alumni are coming back.
We got a homecoming dance shit.
We got a.
What's tomorrow?
Yes, tomorrow.
We got the game tomorrow's packed.
You heard me?
Why don't we play the dirty homecoming ball?
I don't want to go to that shit anymore.
Why don't we play during homecoming?
Yeah, do you think we're talking about homecoming?
Yeah, I'm a motherfucking staff member.
You know what I'm saying?
See, now, here's my thing. I don't know if it's a requirement for me to go.
Because if I don't go and I'm needed there and police bust down my door,
put fucking handcuffs on me, you know what I'm saying?
Can you see what they saying?
And if they be like, nigga, what the fuck you gonna do?
Help niggas get together?
Be like, oh, they okay?
Walk off.
What do you guys do?
What the hell, niggas in here for press?
Like, you just walk out, oh, okay.
Okay, what if, you know what you're right.
I'ma see what they say.
I'ma test the waters, and if I can.
I don't want to understand anyway.
I'm on the motherfucking game.
What do you think that homecoming gonna look like, though?
Pack this fuck and probably smell like fucking ass
because it comes with shit.
It's been smelling like ass though, past few days.
Yeah, some of these niggas ain't washing ass.
Niggas don't understand.
gotta reapply again some of you some of y'all deodorants suck that shit y'all are
live from 8 a.m. to fucking 3 full and you need to reapply your fucking deodorant
gang you got some bum ass I don't know get get this lobby or some shit you
y'all shit's at least my musty, my musty.
What you want, never?
It's on the sardine, baby.
Hey, you hear that, nigga?
Did you just get out of here and stay on the sardine?
Look at this.
What you got going on?
Uh, we're trying different angles.
Alright, you good?
Huh?
Rage is fucking in the room.
Yeah, I'm not so f- I don't f-
Thought rage cheesed.
What the f- what the f-
Yo, yo, yo, my f-
Yo, yo, yo, I'm hanging man.
I don't wanna make that-
Niggas can't set up a game like that now, nigga.
You know, they been...
I haven't seen some good social action on chat already, after I left your room.
They didn't- they caught me out in a split.
They- they clicked, he like this.
They got all your ass?
Yeah, I was like, damn.
biggest fear after every stream these past few days is me opening Twitter to the
bullshit actually for what apparently I'm a jackass for oh wait no I saw you I
think I didn't watch the video though I think the capture was like Jane mommy
snaps on something something that to apparently I can't not want to make it a
flirt with me they would they would say same batch in the comments over they
agree with you what on Twitter yeah I mean I ain't seen on Twitter but I saw
it was a little in and out it was a little mad there was a little mad what
a lot of people were defending me some people were like you know she must
found you that's okay yeah wait what I say you try to oh shit right Twitter
right let me make sure I'm on the right account yeah wait the right account
Hey, you got multiple accounts.
This is Twitter.
But anyways...
Oh, it's gone now!
What was it though?
It's this fucking video of that nigga, Pudgy.
Pudgy?
Oh, the big nigga!
Yeah.
Oh, I saw that!
I saw that in the pool!
No, I go like, that's a good clip.
And they been dogging the shit out of me on Twitter.
Wait, what? Yo, that's a good clip, bruh.
Gang!
What?
I said who bar you in? You say there ain't nobody.
You say what?
I don't see you all day, right?
Cause I've been in my office all day.
I can't relax.
Is your office here?
Nah, my office is in another building, but you feel me?
I'm about to end my night having conversations with everybody.
Who bar you in now?
Vaude?
What I'm asking is Vaude.
You said Vaude?
Who bar you in?
You know I hate when they like they hate their job and then they work eight hours over time
You love your job make it
My gentleman
Listen listen come on man if you ever want to steal 50k he not gonna find out for a long time
Alright, so just quit before then everybody else come on
Why are you bleeding gang?
Yo, it's camera man. I'm getting beat the fuck up, bro
I got shot
What do you mean?
Who are you cameramaning for?
Yourself?
You're cameramaning for yourself with a TVU?
Yeah, you know, it's not...
They're doing some kind of...
What?
They're doing some kind of...
Are you okay, gang?
You look tired, bro.
No, it's not. It's gone crying. That's you.
How long have you been live?
Shit, like 49?
55?
55 minutes?
By yourself?
Yes, sir.
I'll have a watch.
What type of content are you doing?
Shit, overwatch.
That's not...
You up with a watch player?
Yeah.
What are the games you like besides overwatch?
So much.
Okay, okay, alright.
If I said Marvel Rob is better, how would that make you feel?
We gonna talk later.
You chill.
No, no, I'm gonna leave my son.
You don't gotta push me.
I'm not gonna push you.
Have a good night, bro.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you.
I'm not gonna push you I'm not gonna push you see tomorrow
Counseling to our chairman or no
Yes, tomorrow. I'm actually having a cameraman intervention. I am actually my I wanted it to be today, but I was never too many
So yes, you can wait, but the clover boy. They're coming tomorrow. You're gonna have to cancel the clover boys
Are they actually? Oh, it's alumni. We don't know. We don't know who come in. I'm not doing no confidence. I could go to sleep
Bro, god damn.
What?
This.
What the fuck?
Yugi!
Are you dead eyes?
Get the fuck out!
Bro, what are you doing?
I was trying to see you go crazy, Ty.
Nigga, what?
Yo bro, we talking about the gang, gang.
Yiii!
I'm going, I'm going.
I need the farts right now!
Please!
I'm not talking to you. I'm not going to lie.
I don't fuck with the whole...
...parrot fart, like the band shit.
No, no, no. I know. It's not my vibe. I'm not going to lie.
No, you're cool. I'm not fucking with you.
Anybody else I'm not.
I'm not. It's a little annoying.
I respect it. But that's why we're going to get back to being your both of our roots tomorrow.
We're going to have a motherfucking game.
You understand after the highest you good. Yeah, I'm just thinking like I'm just thinking in my head
I'll just be like
But I'd be like I get it though. I get the whole content
Get the fuck up on out of here. I didn't go to fuck the sleep cuz I'm fucking tired. I'm gonna see you tomorrow
I'm a little time. You good. You know, I think the Santa Miga smell like shit. They do thank you for being great
No, that shit was not her, yo.
So, Shai's feet, furry mask, duffel bag.
Furry mask, duffel bag.
How we gonna get in contact?
You gonna send them here, you know that?
No, these niggas, these niggas is not.
Shit, don't let them speak for you.
They saying you were scratching your ass, you know?
The fucking elevator.
I probably was.
Hold on, though.
I just see it now.
Hey, wait right now!
Don't leave this fucking hallway.
All right, you understand right here?
Oh, shit.
Who the fuck is that?
I bet I don't think he stayed there. All right. I'll see you tomorrow. Get the bed
Where'd that nigga go right
We're up.
Rafael, come here.
Oh, wow.
This is too much of a fucking walk, Angelo.
What were you trying to do?
Hey, you.
That's not what I'm saying.
Hey!
Um, Mr. Yourrage.
Hi.
How are you?
Um, can't do play.
What you looking for you're looking like you're on a mission to somewhere my bed oh
And you can't find it or I may have to find it, but what have you seen Jason? Why is everybody talking about Jason?
Yo, where is that?
Bro, where's Jason at though?
Is Jason trying to get him through?
No, Jason's not.
I think that's fine.
Yo, this shit sounds like...
Yo, listen to this.
Hey, I'm alive!
Thank God they had a condition.
I don't want to keep this building.
I can't breathe.
Yo, why don't you get out of here?
It's fucking nasty.
I thought it was just the walls.
Eww.
Right here, right here.
I can't run in this hall even now, so...
Who about to chase that whole ass nigga, bro?
I am about to chase that nigga, but I'll see him, bro.
Hey, bro. I need his fucking help.
I'm keeping it real, bro. What's the relationship?
You being here, helping everybody else.
But who's really helping you?
I love you, brother.
I know it's a touch. I know.
I'm the real guy.
I don't even care. I don't even care about themselves. I hope people are dead in the day and who can I shake?
It's not okay.
This kid!
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff.
Yes, that's a nice tie.
Shall we?
Get the fuck away from me, nigga, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Are you good?
So gross.
Colts is so fucking gross.
Don't look at it.
We're gonna get you to take a shower.
You should be dead.
Pronto.
Stats.
Wait, if you don't mind I can't do anything.
Filthy.
Come down here.
What happened to yours?
What happened to me?
I'm a cop who makes whilin' in for whiner.
What? Am I a cop?
Sit down, I know you just fell.
What's up?
Okay.
Let's have a talk, bro.
How was your day?
Amazing.
Cool. I'm gonna need you to lock in.
What did I do to you?
You don't have to man.
I think.
He was like just locked in and take control of it.
Oh what?
Tomorrow's whole coming, you got no date.
And that's fine.
What's up with Jordan?
Me and Jordan friends, we cool.
You're not gonna take it bro, damn.
Jordan is so cool bro.
She's a little out of the state out there.
I'll be thinking she, sometimes when she be thinking
I'll be like harsh on her or something like that.
But Jordan's the best bro.
Bro, I genuinely think she's so cool.
But I'm not gonna lie, she's really good like,
I ain't trying to like call her more,
like she kinda sad right now.
Why?
I don't think that she feels cool to you.
Like I don't think that she knows that.
I swear to God, I promise you.
Well, I genuinely, she feels bad.
Like she feels like she been doing too much
like she right now.
Well, see that you understand, like,
you keep your ass lasered, bro.
Like every single time you see that girl,
but we be damn near dying alive
before she would come on to her, bro.
Why don't you take the whole company, man?
Why haven't you asked for it?
I mean, I wasn't gonna ask anybody.
But like, I just didn't, we just wanted to be on some,
like, I'm really gonna go to town, come in,
we have to have fun.
I don't see why we have to get to town.
Rafael!
Bring that nigga over here.
What are you doing, bro?
Come here, bro.
No, for real.
He didn't slap me in my face, I'm dead ass, I'm not fucking with it, I don't like that shit.
Who need my dead son?
And Jack, now he ain't slap me, but like don't touch me in my face, man.
Where's Jason?
Come here young man.
Oh well, what's going on bro?
I touched the guy that's council of faith, man.
Man, I just wanted to talk to you about that.
Silky, where was you at, man?
I was at the bar, was talking to you, man.
What's up, bro?
And apparently you're a repeated offender, because he did to Jason too.
No, that's a different case.
That's a whole different case.
No run gang.
Yo wait, so what's happening?
What are you doing bro?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to understand something bro.
Nah, he's done.
He's done.
That's a bigger problem.
Yo, that's the mic.
I messed up his bag.
Oh, he's done.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you bro.
Hey, let's come over here.
That's shit.
Bro, I'm sure your room was good.
Only hits by bro. Why did you touch me this face?
He slapped me. He slapped me. Spittel Ray slapped you.
Poor, actually. Poor water bottle.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. That's what he's doing.
Spittel on the ground in a spit-a-spit hitter leg.
I'm not gonna lie, that counts.
That counts. I'm just talking.
But listen. But listen.
Still slap me. Slap you.
No, no.
Come smack me back out of here.
Whoa.
I didn't slap him back.
Wait, where did you slap him?
In the face.
Like, some real slap him?
Yes, I got, I got.
You got to hate it.
Yes.
Everybody give him a beer.
I'm about to work it bro.
I want him to know.
Yo, yo, yo, where is he at?
I'm on the ground.
We put out some talking.
I'm here to smack him.
That bad clean
Hang on, you're going to hang on.
Wait, what do you do to Senna?
Huh?
He's saying he's just on the Senna.
What do you do to him?
Who, me?
No, Rafael.
He said, south all right.
He's talking to me.
What do you do to Senna?
I'm behind the talking out.
What do you do to Senna, Rafael?
No being.
I didn't do nothing to nobody.
What do you do to Senna?
I'm telling you, I'm a genuine spirit.
She pressed me.
What?
Yo, wait, press me about what?
Listen, I'm a genuine heart and soul.
I'm a genuine person.
I thought I wasn't supposed to say you guys are at war.
We're not.
I love Benji.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, you gotta go kill at the beach.
All right.
I'll tell you what happened.
Honestly, I did step out of line.
Kai Sena gave me the opportunity to come to the Schremer University
and I seen Jason disrespecting him.
So I did give him a backhand in honor of the deed.
He slapped me back, we wrestled it out, he spanked me, I spanked him back, we're good.
Then, all of a sudden, people throw in water and all this nonsense.
What are you gonna do with cinema?
I just want to talk to you.
But you're coming very hostile.
I'm not gonna hit you.
Water!
We're not doing nothing.
That's not how you talk to people.
We just want to talk.
It's this how you talk to people.
I'm a sucker.
I'm telling them.
I'm a kind person.
Oh my God.
That's totally a 40 or so.
Oh my God.
That's totally a 40 or so.
Oh my God.
So that's what you guys say when you're just on the top.
Look how you all get on the boat.
You slap me.
Me.
Slap Ray.
Slap me.
Slap Ray.
You pour water on Bonnie.
Your public enemy number one.
You pour water on him.
You throw him down.
You raise him.
Your public enemy number one.
You throw him.
Get him.
I'm not gonna end me with you.
There's no hard of mine.
It's not about water.
Hey, brother.
Tell your girl to lie.
No, she ain't gonna kill me.
She ambushed me.
I'm gonna be shooting with silk.
I ain't making what you got.
Yo, yo, yo, brother, I don't give a fuck what you talking about.
Watch your shorty.
I'm not gonna lie to that jerk.
It was like one inch away from my eye, like right here.
Oh.
What the fuck, that drunk ass like a sack?
What's he saying?
I'm trying to get you, baby.
Why?
Wait, are you the one who's seeing this?
Why does he have this as a weapon?
Birds.
Smoke with it.
Hey, hey, looks right there.
Oh, fuck.
Jordan!
Joris!
Don't make me run for you. Stop.
Oh, run for it.
Go.
What am I going to be about?
Stop it.
What's going on?
Oh, you doing the chase here?
You just going off.
Oh!
Shit!
Oh, my God!
I don't know where the body of the man is.
He got it.
You see how he makes me ride on him.
$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
What you want?
What you want to do?
How's it going?
Just enjoying the weather like everybody else.
What do you mean?
I'm enjoying the weather.
Okay, well I'm gonna switch off right now.
Huh?
Um, you said that you think that I hate you.
I said hate.
And that I just don't fucking listen to you.
Yo.
I didn't say none of them were.
I said no to Ashley.
I said she's sad right now. That's that's it. Maybe that's why I'm talking maybe that's why I'm talking
You were sorry. I'm sorry. I was sad later. I'm not sad later. You were sad before. What do you mean later?
Because I'm in the fifth already. No, I'm a built-up in the past as well.
I was sad in the past because I thought you had given a homecoming proposal to
somebody but then easy was just like I shut it no, so that's why I broke down.
She was like, she showed me a video here and he's holding it up and look at it and stuff.
And I was like, he's one of the frontiers, but she was like, it looks like it, and I broke that.
So that's why. But now I'm just like, you know, I'm not even gonna let anyone get me out of body.
So why were you in the door?
Because I don't even want to feel those emotions. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,
right my hand. Good, good, good. Good, good. I think, and I'm not even trying to gas your head,
I think you're actually one of the most one-year girls I've probably ever ran into in my life.
Like, I'm dead serious, like, no troll.
You're a great vibe, always so sporadic and happy
and stuff like that.
And I like the troll that you do.
Obviously, I'm the only one here that's my boy,
but I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's gonna be trolling, you know what I'm saying?
It's fun.
You have a homecoming day.
No, I don't.
So, I'm everybody's friend.
I'm still the fastest person to be in that house.
I don't know, but either.
Damn, you gonna dress this niggas?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're back on it.
Pull up the fucking video.
I'mma pull up the footage right now.
No, there's nothing to say to shit, man.
Come on.
I don't even know how I got that.
That was for this other girl.
He was helping.
That's what they all, niggas, say that.
They all say that shit.
Look, I got the footage I already showed you, Jordan.
Look at him.
No.
No, no, no.
He was helping.
I believe him.
Jordan.
Hold on, hold on.
No, she's not she's not look at this bro. Look at it
He was helping her
Help it somebody else. It don't matter. She's
You know I think we're just
Okay, Jordan, would you like to go on too?
He's laughing at my face.
Guys, Kai is coming.
Don't laugh at my face.
He's like, bro.
Wait up, before Kai comes.
Before Kai comes.
Okay, you know what?
Kai, would you like to know that I'm coming with you?
Huh?
Jordan?
I'm thinking about it.
Oh!
You don't know anything.
I don't give a fuck.
You don't see anything.
Oh, shit.
What is wrong with her?
Why she pose?
Okay, we're going, we're going, we're going.
Hey, get inside.
Get inside.
Homecoming as friends.
Get inside.
As friends.
Get inside.
Yo, you playing.
You better get this thing on the tension.
Get in.
Hot, get in.
Get in.
How about I put every n***a s*** on the tension?
Get inside.
Look at it.
Mustn't this way.
Let's go.
Get inside.
Go! Hey, go!
Let go of me!
Inside before I put you in detention!
Inside, I got them officers!
Inside!
We good.
Yeah, no, so...
We're gonna go as friends.
Yeah.
Hey!
Hit the door!
Otherwise, you won't be able to hit the wall!
I got your man.
You got to know those guys!
Everybody in the mall, shut the door!
So cutting up
I'm trying to warn them all.
You're going to honk at them all?
Where you going with it?
Jump rise, jump rise, don't miss.
You see the police holding the arresting?
I want to know.
Why you got a police uniform on?
Because that's what I was reading.
How does he even get here, Dave?
Anybody ever had some?
Yeah, I remember.
I remember this.
I just remember moving. I just remember it.
You know?
I almost slept your ass.
You gay asshole.
This is alright.
Josh, any guidance? Holy fuck.
You see the point on my face?
You know what I mean? It's really fucked.
What's wrong with your face?
There's no red mark right here.
What the fuck are you, picky?
You have my picky?
No, I got shot by the cops!
Come here.
What if one would be tall?
It's all holes.
Hey, look, what are you doing?
It's disgusting.
I got shot from there.
It is working.
What's up?
You're going to stay right there too.
Let me see.
It's midnight. I'm going to bed. Me and my man, me and my man Sam, we go to get a bed.
It's midnight. We get caught up, we get roped into breaking down in our chair.
So that led to people up in their room. That goes, that was a really deep high road.
I never stepped in front of my car, I didn't even see my car. I'm looking at it, no respect.
So then boom, that goes south. So I get back to my room, 1-1-30, I'm going to bed.
He says, go boys, go out some fun, we don't care if you go to some fun, right?
And then we meet up with some other alleged people and they want to do some crimes.
So we end up allegedly summoning those stuff at cops.
He takes us and shoots us, we end up with weapons.
We end up with weapons.
He's like attacking a GT.
He's cold, he just got weapons.
Look, he's fun to go.
Allegedly we had 45 cents, it was a 1v5.
somehow allegedly I made him shot and all the cops,
1-5, 2-4, 5, 5, 5, yeah.
I moved, I got, boom, oh my, I'll be sorry
that I fall, I'll bust my finger, I'll bust my elbow,
I cannot do this.
I go back, I go to hold my man, my man's in scary.
What's your problem?
What's that?
I turn my left, that's my right, I turn my right,
I see Cod walking down the hall, like a reaper,
two pistols, R, so this is piss, I hide the gun,
I had the gun, we're talking about the legendary girl, of course, powder on her, he's pissed.
Five hours of inspection in the mall, I said, oh my god, that can't be me.
He said, Jeremiah, I was disappointed that I'm sad, where's the jail bus, sir?
I asked, I wouldn't be able to tell you, I was just going to rap, I said, face it, no attention.
I was scared, but now I got this shit for home thunder, that's right.
That sounded like a soldier boy story of maybe trying to wait his house and he had to live
them all overnight.
Is this the true story?
I'm alive Mr. Chairman.
I'm not going to make it up and I'm going to have him on page.
I didn't know he was a hitter like that man.
I swear.
All that name, all that shit, the prettiest of you, I don't know what he would do.
That's just crazy stuff.
Are you the guy that tells you?
You're making it worse.
Have you been speaking?
Have you been pulling any girls for hours?
I don't know what he did.
That's just crazy stuff.
Are you the guy in the house or are you making it worse?
Have you been speaking? Have you been pulling any girls for any checks?
Well, I'm not trying to bring up the date.
Actually, it's just like, no, I've been asked.
I guess I forgot.
Well, there's the lazy clip that has 60k likes to him saying that.
I mean, every person I met has said that.
Can you answer the question though?
No.
It's right, bro. Do you know how easy it would be for you to go?
No, I'm cool with all the bros. Can I put it for a chat?
Oh my God, I'm so mad.
Give it to me, bro. I'm coming, please.
Please, Jerrod, please.
Please, put me for a chat.
Bro, that's not fucking easy to be free.
It is. I thought I was gonna go with my bro,
but they finally got going soon enough.
So now I gotta find a last game with Mike.
Why are you trying to go with your bro, Danny?
Just stay mad, cool.
No, you can still make up with the bros there,
But like walking with some fire shit
Yeah, I'm gonna have to grab you guys tomorrow. I'm gonna do this ride my shit
You're saying that but are you gonna do it for real?
It depends how bad this is bad and staying in front of it
Let's make a lot of me for real man. He don't really wanna like, like, like
He fall, he fall, but you don't fall with the whole
I'm gonna be like honestly, honestly, I'm gonna be really not strong
That's not my, that's not my, that's not my
That's so, that's so crazy
I might drop a deal, we make more of a lot.
That doesn't make sense to me.
To me, I'm like, I can't do that type shit on a slave.
No, because that's not my brand and my client.
Before, when I was a little boy, I would actually try,
I love on you, I actually try to find some like,
like you're not like, talking to Chad,
like you're literally just getting a portal.
Yeah, that's trying to get you to this girl,
because you're stuck with them and owning them,
no chatting or watching it with this.
It's like, I'm not gonna be like,
like flirting with girls for a clip,
so that's not gonna be my money.
Like when you go on the vibes, not for tips or views,
you don't know what's happening, you don't know what's going on,
your daughter's like actually kicking on a girl.
I'm not gonna find like, you know what I'm saying?
So basically what you're saying is,
I'm cool with all the girls in here,
and I'm gonna make sure it happens tomorrow.
I'm not gonna, there's something like that.
You can even pull the bags like homeboy though.
Exactly.
I'm gonna crush the boys, I'm gonna crush the boys.
You know what I'm saying?
Thanks for the vibe.
I actually, I'm talking to the two of you.
No, please, there's a way human out tonight.
I almost let four men go.
I booked a flight in your name bro, in case you need to come on bro.
So what?
I booked a flight in your name, in case you need to come on.
You're gonna bounce back bro.
Yeah, I'll bounce back.
I'll bounce back.
Can I chat?
Can I talk?
Um...
Sit your ass down.
I just gotta see the text of the mom bro.
I guess...
I'll text my mommy too.
Oh no.
This is the text of the law, correct?
I guess my mom is too loud.
What happened?
Did I just tell you?
How do you...
The nicest person in this school
is your woman.
Kim?
Kim is literally the sweetest boy in this school.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Yes, yes.
In this school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
clip of him. I genuinely get mad at him. He actually got mad at you. He was about to beat the fuck out of you, man.
He did not play that shit. Yeah, he don't. What were you thinking, man? Honestly, it's just, I think it's the type of people I'm around, and they wouldn't be cool if I did that to them.
So I assume that and yeah, and I did apologize to him after I was like, you know what maybe
what I think was actually good at.
you